Transcript
Tim Miller (0:00)
Hey, everybody, Tim Miller from the Bulwark. Here it is. Schadenfreude, a Saturday. That's right. JBL has been out this week. It's been on a family vacation. Well deserved. Had to take a week off the FY podcast. We need to give you a little something. We deserve it, you know, not that we enjoy other people's suffering, but it's interesting to see when people experience the consequences of their support for Donald Trump. And I don't know, maybe it'll be a little theme, just a little Saturday treat, a little Schadenfreude, a Saturday. I didn't think that's fair. I think we deserve it. Anyway. There are two MAGA executives, we call them executives, I guess, CEOs that have fallen on hard times this week, which is tough. And first, I want to turn it over to a report from KHOU in Houston.
KHOU Reporter (0:53)
The owner of Trump Burger restaurants, which has several locations in the Houston area, has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement and now faces deportation. I says Roland Bianney, a 28 year old from Lebanon, overstayed his visa after entering the US back in 2019. He was taken into custody in May and is now out on bond as he awaits immigration proceedings.
Tim Miller (1:24)
Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Boy, boy, did you catch that Trump is right about everything sign. Oops. Well, here's the thing. Just want to say up front, don't know anything about this person. Seems like a decent businessman. He found a niche in the marketplace. I think that if a immigrant wants to come here and live the American dream, get a green card marriage maybe and open a business, even a stupid fucking business, that's great. They should do that. That's great. I'd be for that. I would not, I would not have been happy if Joe Biden went around deporting random business owners because they like Donald Trump. I'm not for that. That's not. It's not. We live in a pluralistic society. We like pluralism here at the Bulwark. And yet in this case, it is. You gotta admit, it's kind of funny that the Trump Burger chain, it was so popular. It was a chain. The Trump Burger chains owner get in the boot, be gone long one. Yeah, that's tough. Why? Somebody on not exactly fully legal immigration status decided to go all in for Donald Trump. Maybe he was purely cynical. I don't know. Maybe it was one of these things where he's only going to go after the bad people. Not me, I guess. Have you read any books about stories where Mad kings start to go after people. You would have learned. I mean, you don't even have to read a book. You could watch a movie. You could learn that usually people who are not bad end up suffering. Maybe this person is bad. But for whatever reason, the burger man with questionable immigration status did not have any issues. He just went full bore ahead with Donald Trump and his Donald Trump themed business. And now he is getting deported. I do want to flashback. I thought I'd heard of the Trump Burger before. I couldn't remember why. And it's because of this epic Houston Chronicle review of the Trump Burger chain. I want to read to you guys a little bit from that. I was waiting for my order at Trump Burger in Houston. Surrounded by Trump 2024 the revenge tour ball caps and you're fake news T shirts. A man with a make America great again hat approaches me and asks, did you vote in 2016? It's kind of an ominous little anecdote. The burger is serviceable like one a cargo short wearing dad might serve when he's cosplaying a Food Network grill master at a holiday picnic. It's missing the craggy edges, which tells you the meat hasn't been on a hot grill for enough time to develop the beefy flavor. There's no trace of char or smoke, and each bite doesn't leave you wanting more because there's no juiciness and a slice of American cheese is barely melted. You know, I'm a man of the people when it comes to burgers. I like a little smash burger. You know, I don't need a, I don't need a fancy hoity toity $18 burger. I like a, like a regular burger, not a McDonald's man, but I like a, like a, you know, regular old, you know, just off the grill. I might. I probably like the cargo short dad's burger. But that doesn't make the creepy propaganda restaurants burger being flavorless any less funny. So we'll see how it goes for Mr. Burger Man, Mr. Trump Burger Man. I guess he's out on body and get sent to Alligator Alcatraz. So maybe he's getting, he's getting leniency. Maybe he's getting the kind of Jelaine Maxwell club fed treatment from ice. But he's gonna have another hearing and we'll see how it goes. If the Trump Burger chain collapses, what will the people of Houston do? I don't know. Anyway, tough break, buddy. I would like to move on to the Montana Knife Company. The story comes from the Montana Dispatch friend of the Borg, Ryan Bussey was writing about this over on Substack. You should check that out. If you're from Montana or you're into guns and knives, you're a lib. A lib gun owner. Those are out there. We honor lib gun owners. Not me. I'm a little guns, a little scary for me. But lib gun owners we honor. And Ryan Bussey is a good guy to follow. Anyway, here's his story. It's about Mr. Josh Smith of the Montana Knife Company. I want to play a video for Mr. Josh Smith to kind of set the tone here. Montana Knife Company, a very, very MAGA knife brand. Pictures on his Instagram with Donald Trump Jr. And his moobs. Very proud MAGA soldier. Like everyone else, he's got a podcast even, you know, he parlayed his knife company success into the podcast business. Welcome, Josh. Good luck out here in these streets. Not as easy as it looks. And he did a, he did a content activation a couple, couple months ago that was going after the companies that were labeling on, you know, their website, how tariffs were impacting the prices of their goods. And he had, he wanted to pick on those companies and, you know, talk to them about how stupid they were. Let's watch that video.
