Podcast Summary: Bulwark Takes
Episode: Trump’s Greenland Text Is Mob Boss Bullsh*t
Air Date: January 19, 2026
Panelists: JVL (host), Sam Stein, Andrew Egger
Overview
This episode centers around Donald Trump’s controversial and bizarre recent text (later clarified as a letter) to Norway’s Prime Minister concerning Greenland, NATO, and the Nobel Peace Prize. The Bulwark team unpacks the surreal, mob-like quality of Trump’s communication, drawing parallels between Trump’s foreign policy and Putinist aggression, and explores the far-reaching consequences for America’s global standing—including NATO cohesion, shifting alliances towards China, and the unraveling of trust in the U.S. internationally.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Trump’s “Mob Boss” Letter: Surreal, Petty, and Dangerous
[01:00-05:00]
- JVL reads Trump’s message to Norway’s PM Jonas Gahr Støre, weaving together grievances about the Nobel Prize, NATO obligations, and Greenland’s strategic control.
- “The world is not secure unless we have complete and total control of Greenland. Thank you, President DJT.” – Trump (read by JVL, [02:01])
- Panelists react with disbelief, noting the factual errors (e.g., Norway controlling the Nobel) and the petty, combative tone.
- Andrew Egger likens Trump’s thinking to gangster logic: assuming everyone acts by dictatorial fiat, as he wishes to do himself.
- “If the government of Norway wanted the Nobel Committee to assign it to me, they would make them do it… I’m a gangster, so everybody’s a gangster.” – JVL ([03:20])
2. Historical and Political Context: This Isn’t Just Clownish
[04:00-07:00]
- Sam Stein corrects the record: the communication was a formal letter, not a “text” (jokingly claims it was written in crayon).
- The fixation on boats “arriving” is ridiculed as a shallow grasp of history—“What history book is he referencing about the boats arriving?” – Sam ([04:47])
- Recognition that Trump repeatedly brings up the Nobel Prize with foreign leaders and cannot move past perceived slights.
- Panelists warn that Trump’s erratic behavior is moving Europe to reconsider security alliances, threatening to push NATO countries toward other powers like China.
- “We are standing on the precipice right now of a truly unique and kind of horrifying reality...” – Sam ([05:38])
3. International Fallout: Eroding America’s Alliances
[06:49-09:11]
- Examples given: Canada’s new strategic partnership with China after chilled relations with the U.S.
- Trump invites Putin to broker peace in Gaza, signaling major global realignment.
- JVL sarcastically: “Americans had to give up their leadership of the world order because eggs were too expensive for a couple weeks…”
4. Parallels to Putinism and “Mob Boss” Diplomacy
[11:40-16:59]
- The team discusses how Trump’s approach to Greenland mirrors Putin’s logic on Ukraine: questioning sovereignty, threatening force, justifying action with bogus “strategic” needs.
- “How is Trump's approach to Greenland different from Vladimir Putin's approach to Ukraine?” – JVL ([11:40])
- Andrew: European strategies have shifted from appeasement to open deterrence, recognizing that flattery does not alter Trump’s aspirations.
- “Sooner or later, there's only one language these people understand and it is actually punching back.” – Andrew ([16:11])
- Sam likens Trump’s international conduct to scenes from “Goodfellas”: “mob boss behavior” and burning everything down when he doesn’t get his way ([16:59]).
5. The Geopolitical Vacuum: Europe Turning Toward China
[17:30-21:34]
- The U.S. is abdicating global leadership, undermining academic and business alliances, and pushing partners to seek stability elsewhere.
- Sam reads from the Wall Street Journal: China’s export-driven growth is thriving as the U.S. isolates itself ([18:57]).
- Andrew points out the supreme irony that the rationale for Trump’s moves (“contain China”) is, in effect, aiding China more than ever: “We are giving China, like, the biggest golden parachute, soft landing out of its own previous economic problems that they could ever have dreamed of getting…” ([21:14])
6. Can the Damage Be Undone?
[21:52-24:57]
- JVL posits there may be no way back for U.S. international credibility, even if U.S. policies change; allies won’t trust future American stability.
- Andrew suggests that true reversal would require impeachment or invoking the 25th Amendment—not likely.
- Sam muses, “What does ‘climb down’ even mean at this point? Is the damage not done?” ([22:55])
7. The American Problem: A New Normal
[24:57-26:16]
- JVL notes a significant chunk of Americans now favor bizarre or aggressive foreign policies, normalizing dangerous actions.
- Comparison to 2016: Marco Rubio’s slogan was “The Next American Century”—now, he's part of an administration destroying the postwar order.
- Sam points out even establishment Republicans have fallen silent, or acquiesce, over Greenland.
8. Will There Be Any Significant Pushback?
[27:11-28:40]
- Panel observes near-total collapse of elite Republican resistance to Trump, referencing senators openly wavering or capitulating after minor pressures.
- Noting the bitter irony that even Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert sometimes push back more than GOP “principled” senators.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- “The world is not secure unless we have complete and total control of Greenland.” – (Trump, via JVL) [02:01]
- “Every word of it is stupid, but, like, we should not lose sight of the real sinister nature of these threats, even though they are so clownish.” – Andrew Egger [04:23]
- “It’s such mob boss bullshit. He’s like, because you didn’t give me my little toy, I now have to be vicious…” – Sam Stein [08:12]
- “How is Trump’s approach to Greenland different from Vladimir Putin’s approach to Ukraine?” – JVL [11:40]
- “If Trump were to actually invade Greenland, I guarantee you the Republican approval of that doubles overnight.” – JVL [25:21]
- “Sooner or later, there’s only one language these people understand and it is actually punching back, and that’s the world we’re moving toward.” – Andrew Egger [16:11]
- “It is the scene from Goodfellas… when you can’t give the mob boss what he wants, what does he do? Burns it down.” – Sam Stein [16:59]
- “We are giving China, like, the biggest golden parachute, soft landing out of its own previous economic problems that they could ever have dreamed of getting for no reason.” – Andrew Egger [21:14]
- “For people who are insisting, ‘well, it’s just three years left and we got the midterms coming.’ If Donald Trump is adopting Vladimir Putin’s foreign policy, why do we think he is not interested in Vladimir Putin’s domestic policy outlook?” – JVL [29:17]
Timestamps for Key Segments
- Reading of Trump’s Letter/Text – [01:00-02:01]
- Initial Panel Reaction & Analysis – [02:01-05:18]
- Discussion of Repeated Nobel Prize Grievance – [05:21-06:49]
- Canada/China Realignment & International Fallout – [06:49-07:38]
- Mob-Boss & Putin Parallels – [08:12-16:59]
- China’s Economic Gains from U.S. Withdrawal – [17:30-19:53]
- Is Repair Possible? – [21:52-24:57]
- Collapse of Republican Resistance – [27:11-28:40]
- Closing Question on Domestic Policy Implications – [29:17-29:48]
Overall Tone & Takeaways
The tone vacillates between dark humor, disbelief, and genuine alarm. While the panel jokes about Trump’s “crayon letter” and pop culture mob analogies, there’s a strong undercurrent of dread about the consequences: weakening of the Western alliance, a new global order favoring autocracies like China, and a political movement in the U.S. increasingly comfortable with international thuggery.
The episode paints Trump’s Greenland gambit not as an isolated absurdity, but as symptomatic of a wider, dangerous shift in America’s global role—one with real, possibly irreversible consequences.
Final Thoughts:
The hosts stress that the destabilization of alliances and acceleration of global realignment toward China may prove impossible to fully undo, even if American voters change course in the future. The normalization of “mob boss” behavior at the top levels of government, and the lack of elite resistance, signal a deeper crisis in American society and politics.
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