Transcript
Narrator/Voiceover (0:00)
Every now and then I rinse it out and I need downy rinse tonight and I need it more. My kid wears the bed and the smell never leaves. I don't know what to do. I'm always in the dark. The sweat in that short smells like a dark dark. I'm downy rinsing tonight.
Will Salton (0:22)
Downy rinse fights stubborn odors in just one wash.
Sam Stein (0:25)
When impossible odors get stuck in, rinse it out.
Narrator/Voiceover (0:33)
That's the sound of James adding long lasting gain scent boosters to his laundry this morning. Several hours later, James sniffs the irresistible scent of gain on his shirt. Ah, Gain. Several hours later, James has even caught the attention of his mother in law and she never gives him attention.
Mom/Interviewer (0:50)
Ooh, you smell amazing, James.
Sam Stein (0:52)
Oh, thanks, mom. I love you too.
Mom/Interviewer (0:55)
I never said that.
Narrator/Voiceover (0:57)
Add gain scent boosters to your laundry. Add joy to your day.
Sam Stein (1:00)
Hey everybody, it's me, Sam Stein, managing editor at the Bulwark. I'm here with Will Salton and he has decided to do something very gracious. You watched Donald Trump's 60 Minutes interview? I did too. It took place tonight, Sunday, November 2nd. Will, I will say before we get into the substance of this interview, I will say there's some history about 60 Minutes and Donald Trump. My understanding is that 60 Minutes is legally obligated under both the Constitution and the Geneva Conventions to air the entire footage of the interview, not make a single edit or cut. And if they do, they are obligated to pay Whoever sues them $15 million in restitution. Is that your understanding of the law as it stands?
Will Salton (1:43)
Yeah, that's definitely the law. And of course, Donald Trump, the subject of the interview, is allowed to put, literally put words in the mouths of the Senate Majority Leader and put up, put a mustach, a sombrero on the House Minority leader.
Sam Stein (1:55)
Look, guys, there's no way to sugarcoat it.
Will Salton (1:58)
Nobody likes Democrats anymore. We have no voters left because of all of our woke trans bullshit. All of that is totally legal at the same time.
