In our 'We officially don't care anymore' headline of the week.

Mark Zuckerberg’s ‘Wild’ Dinner With Epstein Revealed in Files

Jeffrey Epstein emails reveal extensive ties with top Goldman Sachs lawyer

Former Windows 8 boss recruited Epstein to help negotiate his messy Microsoft exit

CBS News weighs firing Peter Attia in wake of Jeffrey Epstein emails - Bari Weiss reluctant to ax him

Jeffrey Epstein asked for Snow White costume weeks before Jes Staley email

Brad Karp Says He Regrets Interactions with Epstein

ARMI board says it plans to review Kamen’s ties to Epstein

Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Asking to Visit His Notorious Island

DOJ Epstein release outlines ties with Boulder restaurateur Kimbal Musk

Google co-founder [Sergey Brin] had long relationship with Maxwell and visited Epstein’s island

Epstein Files Reveal Peter Thiel’s Elaborate Dietary Restrictions

Epstein contacted women for Steve Tisch, co-owner of the Giants

Emails flesh out warm relationship between Epstein and Richard Branson

Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick planned a trip to Epstein’s island in 2012

The Tech Elites in the Epstein Files

Reid Hoffman (2,658 Files)

Bill Gates (2,592 Files)

Peter Thiel (2,281 Files)

Elon Musk (1,116 Files)

Larry Page (314 Files)

Sergey Brin (294 Files)

Mark Zuckerberg (282 Files)

Jeff Bezos (196 Files)

Eric Schmidt (193 Files)

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In our 'If Musk can manipulate the market with fake promises why can't I?' headline of the week. Nvidia's CEO says $100B pledge for OpenAI was 'never a commitment' ***************

In our 'Anybody but Bob Chapek or a woman or a woman named Bob Chapek' headline of the week. Disney names parks boss Josh D’Amaro as its next CEO to succeed Bob Iger

In our 'Congratulations, shareholders—your vote has been forwarded to the Illusion of Control department' headline of the week. Reclaiming the vote. What the rise of pass-through voting means for banks***************

In our 'I'm not sure what all the fuss is about, he did say he would "listen closely" AND "guests want great design, real value and experiences that delight"' headline of the week. In his day one message, Target’s new CEO ignored the elephant in the room. People noticed.***************

In our 'Forget those assholes, we're curing baldness' headline of the week. The Chan Zuckerberg Initiative cut 70 jobs as the Meta CEO’s philanthropy goes all in on mission to ‘cure or prevent all disease’***************

In our 'But forget that shit, Go Seahawks!' headline of the week. Microsoft AI CEO says Moltbook shows how convincing AI can be mistaken for consciousness***************

In our 'Finally, a business model built entirely on who CEOs can control better' headline of the week. CEO of $1.25 billion AI company says he hires Gen Z because they’re ‘less biased’ than older generations—too much knowledge is actually bad, he warns***************

In our 'Asshole Oligarch finds an even less regulated jurisdiction than Texas' headline of the week. Elon Musk's SpaceX acquiring AI startup xAI ahead of potential IPO***************

In our 'Truth Has Side Effects' headline of the week. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla’s best leadership advice: Being optimistic is better than being right***************

In our 'Target CEO gives Seminar on Moral Silence' headline of the week. German FA slaps down proposal to boycott World Cup as Trump rebuke: ‘debates on sports policy should be conducted internally and not in public’***************

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In our 'Report: Elon Musk will earn a 10% merger fee for negotiating with himself during merger talks' headline of the week.

Elon Musk's SpaceX acquiring AI startup xAI ahead of potential IPO

“My estimate is that within 2 to 3 years, the lowest cost way to generate AI compute will be in space,” Musk wrote. Using my Musk calculator (which calibrates for the fact that Musk said in 2016 he would land on Mars in 2022, but now is shooting for 2030 but more like 2050, and also that we needed to colonize Mars immediately before the sun swallows the earth... in 2 billion years), that means AI space compute could be anywhere from 10 to 400 years away

In our 'They somehow misspelled both "restauranter" AND "brother"' headline of the week.

Epstein execs, Target’s new forceful boss, Disney new CEO, SpaceX mashups, and Pfizer’s inspiration