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Summary

Bussin’ With The Boys – “College Football Is SO Back + Inside The Bus Parlay” (Aug 29, 2025)

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Episode Overview

This episode of "Inside the Bus," the Friday spin-off of Bussin’ With The Boys, is a full-on college football vibe session as the sport ramps back up for a new season. Hosts Will Compton, Taylor Lewan, and crew cover wild headlines and games from opening week, debate iconic programs and stadium atmospheres, share personal rooting interests and bold futures bets, unveil their weekly parlay, and inject a ton of locker room banter—including storytime about football heartbreak and even a debilitating podcast back injury. It’s college football, unfiltered and unapologetic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Boys Return & Schedule Change

• Apologies for missing the previous week’s episode due to the busy college football kickoff schedule.
• Inside the Bus will now drop every Friday morning for the season.
  [01:30]

2. College Football Week One Chaos

• “Football’s back, baby.” – Host 1 is FIRED up to start the season. [02:16]
• Hosts joke about the Kansas State game and Avery Johnson’s family drama overseas leading to a public fight post-loss.
• “Foreign soil doesn’t matter. Get back to America.” – Host 1 [02:49]
• Humor about family fights, betting, and the unfamiliar environments of early season games.

3. Game Day Travel & Collabs

• Hosts discuss upcoming trips to Nebraska vs. Cincinnati at Arrowhead with a “New Heights” (Kelce brothers) collab.
  • Shouts to Travis Kelce for his recent engagement to Taylor Swift. [04:18–04:40]
• They riff on stadium atmospheres and being excited for Arrowhead, even if it isn’t a Chiefs game.

4. Death Valley Debate: LSU or Clemson?

• The crew argues about which stadium truly deserves the “Death Valley” moniker.
  • Host 3: “I think LSU is the real Death Valley.” [05:52]
  • Host 4: “Clemson's a private institution. If you're a private institution … you can't have death. There's no death.” [06:04]

5. Portnoy Banned from Ohio State & Big Ten Drama

• Intense discussion about Dave Portnoy (Barstool) being banned from Ohio State and the larger Big Ten.
  • Host 3: “It is the softest thing in the world… banning Portnoy.” [06:52]
  • Strong feelings on soft policies and the “soft tissue” of major conferences.
  • Line of the day: “That’s soft. Tish.” [07:02]

6. Marquee Matchups & Player Speculation

• Debates on the readiness of Ohio State’s new QB Julian Sayin (ex-Alabama transfer): “Is there a chance the moment’s too big?” [07:21]
• Hype for wide receivers Ryan Williams, Carnell Tate, and Brandon Inniss at OSU.
• Noon games debated—tradition vs. viewership.
• Previewing primetime: FSU vs. Bama, LSU vs. Clemson, Texas vs. Ohio State.

7. Players Who Can't Leave College & Position Changes

• Jokes about DJ Uiagalelei’s long college career and current status with the LA Chargers, speculating if he’ll be an NFL tight end like Logan Thomas. [10:20]

8. Tailgate Plans & Game Day Traditions

• Plans to attend Virginia Tech vs. South Carolina in Atlanta, with talk of tailgates and road tripping. [11:00]

9. Sherm’s Baylor Preview & Picks

• Guest Sherm (Baylor alum) shares excitement for attending his first Baylor game in years, bringing his daughter Scarlet and being the designated driver.
• Sherm on Baylor hype: “We are unveiling the chrome domes for the first time since 2020… first blackout since 2018.” [15:22]
• Analysis on Auburn possibly being overrated, with Sherm taking Baylor ML as his pick. [16:28–16:50]

10. The “Inside the Bus” Parlay Segment

• Idea: Weekly hosts’ parlay, to go up against the main Locker Room show each week.
• Announced picks for their “All Our Teams” parlay (+4532 odds, $10 wins $430): Bama, Florida State, Ohio State ML, Tennessee, South Carolina, Vandy, Oklahoma State, and Baylor ML. [17:24]
• Deep dive on Tennessee blowout history under Heupel. “In the last four years, they've averaged 41-point whoopings on opening day.” [17:57]

11. Irrelevant QB News & Practice Squad Life

• Discussion of recently cut and backup college QBs (Kyle McCord, Shedeur Sanders, etc.), and confusion about NFL rights, practice squads, and eligibility loopholes. [19:08–20:46]

12. Deep South Carolina Gamecocks Dive

• Host 2 reveals personal betting stakes: “If all my bets hit, I’ll win over $10,000…” (including South Carolina natty, Sellers for Heisman, win total over, etc.) [27:10]
• Inside perspective on how heartbreakers and adversity push South Carolina forward—emphasis on learning from close losses and building maturity (especially QB Lenore Sellers' growth). [28:19]
• Segment about last year’s controversial loss to LSU—“A blatant stealing of a game.” – Sherm [30:02]

13. Locker Room Realities: The Back Injury Saga

• “Guest with Back Injury” joins the set, humorously recounts his ER trip after injuring himself (possibly from marathon Minecraft, Madden, or video game sessions).
  • “I sat all weekend on my ass, played Xbox. And my back hurts now.” [35:29]
  • Joining the club of sports injuries…without playing any.
• Doctors vs. Will & Taylor: Antibiotics and steroids prescribed, with good-natured bickering about ignoring medical advice for “bus” advice. [37:05]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Football’s back, baby!” – Host 1 [02:16]
• “Foreign soil doesn't matter. Get back to America.” – Host 1 [02:49]
• “It is the softest thing in the world for… Ohio State to be like, ‘We’re not allowing Portnoy in our stadium.’” – Host 3 [06:52]
• “Baylor’s crowd is not that big…but it does get loud.” – Sherm [15:50]
• “Inside the Bus Parlay… this week, we're just gonna pick all of our teams.” – Host 3 [17:03]
• “If all my bets hit, I’ll win over $10,000, which will be nice.” – Host 2 on South Carolina bets [27:10]
• “…the most I’ve ever yelled at my TV screen about not my teams on the screen.” – Sherm on the LSU-South Carolina officiating [30:02]
• “I sat all weekend on my ass, played Xbox, and my back hurts now.” – Guest with Back Injury [35:29]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:30 – Show returns, new Friday drop schedule
• 02:16 – Football is back!
• 04:18–04:40 – Trav to Nebraska game, shout to Kelces
• 05:52 – Death Valley debate (LSU vs. Clemson)
• 06:52 – Portnoy/Barstool banned from Ohio State
• 07:21–08:21 – Julian Sayin/Ohio State QB speculation
• 10:20 – DJ Uiagalelei NFL future
• 11:00 – Game/travel plans: South Carolina vs. Virginia Tech in ATL
• 15:22–16:50 – Sherm’s Baylor in-depth/game pick
• 17:24 – The Parlay: all the boys’ teams, +4532 odds
• 27:10 – Host 2’s $10,000 South Carolina futures bet
• 30:02 – “Stolen” LSU game: Sherm and Host 2 relive it
• 35:29 – Back injury from gaming (“I sat all weekend on my ass…”)

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Tone & Takeaways

• Unfiltered football fandom: Hosts wear their biases on their sleeves, openly root for their alma maters, and clown each other for heartbreak, hype, and hot takes.
• High energy, locker room banter: The mood is light, fast-paced, and rowdy, with jokes flying about players, bets, and even podcast injuries.
• Plenty of betting talk but also nostalgia: From prop bets to stories about watching in family homes, it’s a modern take on football fandom.
• “Inside the Bus” parlay segment debuts—watch for this running feature all season.

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Perfect episode for anyone who bleeds college football, loves inside jokes about the sport, or just wants to hear a group of friends talk smack and make bets each week.

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Transcript

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[Host 3]

All right, fellas, welcome back to another episode of Inside the Bus. We apologize. We want to start this episode off by apologizing for missing an episode last week. Obviously, last week was the first week of college football and we had an insane week. Recording Locker Room. Both episodes of the Locker Room. On Wednesday, we'll get into having Josh Payton, Clay Matthews, and Delaney back in the shop. But yeah, so going forward, Inside the Bus will be coming out Friday mornings just because of the programming and stuff we have all throughout the busing universe, Friday's the only day with something not coming out. So we'll just, we, we'll hang out with you guys on Friday and that's when, that's when you can look for us. So stay tuned. Fridays.

[Host 1]

Football's back, baby.

[Host 3]

Football is.

[Host 1]

Football is back. I'm fired up.

[Host 3]

I, I'm 01 already on my, my best, best this year.

[Host 1]

So you took Kansas State?

[Host 3]

Yeah, I'm a big Avery Johnson believer. And then I don't. Now I don't know if I'm a bigger Avery Johnson believer because his dad and brother were fighting or if it makes me think of them less.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I mean, that's a, that's a tough scene for the father and son, but it's kind of like we said on busing, foreign soil doesn't matter.

[Host 3]

Yeah, foreign soil doesn't matter.

[Host 1]

Get back to America.

[Host 4]

How mad do you think Avery Johnson was when he found that out?

[Host 1]

Do you think he's more mad about losing or the fact that his brother and dad were fighting?

[Host 4]

I think it's just a shitty day. You're overseas, you lose a big conference game to start the season before week one. And then after the game, your dad and brother very publicly got hit a fight.

[Host 1]

So funny is I didn't know that they were fighting each other. I thought they were tag team fighting. That's exactly what I was thinking.

[Host 4]

That would have been a little more sick, but.

[Host 3]

And I.

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And it was raining.

[Host 4]

Yeah, he's like shove the worst. Shoving his head into like a dirty puddle.

[Host 3]

Yeah. Just an Ireland puddle. Probably filled with booze and Guinness.

[Host 4]

If I was Avery Johnson, that'd be booze and Guinness.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Just, you know, then you split the G of that puddle.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I wonder if that's happened before. If they're like doing that publicly.

[Host 1]

Fighting.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Where are they from?

[Host 3]

Kansas. Avery Johnson was a five star quarterback coming out and he like decided to stay home. It's like a massive deal when they signed him.

[Host 4]

I can't imagine that was a first time thing at least. Maybe, maybe in public, but I feel.

[Host 3]

Like it can't be a first time thing.

[Host 4]

That had to be a thing that was like boiling over.

[Host 3]

Like they, they've already didn't. Like they haven't fucked already had.

[Host 1]

Maybe they lost a bet.

[Host 4]

Does this door stay closed?

[Host 1]

I don't know. I think you gotta yank that. Yeah, whatever. Who cares?

[Host 3]

But yeah, I am this week or I guess technically tomorrow we would have just gotten back from Nebraska. We're recording this on Tuesday.

[Host 1]

Oh my God, it's only Tuesday.

[Host 3]

Yeah, we're Everybody or us 3. JP, Will and Taylor are obviously going to the Nebraska Cincy game. We're going to be doing a little, little collab with new heights. Shout out Trav for just getting engaged. Taylor Swift round of applause.

[Host 1]

That is shout out Uncle Travis. They just win every day on the Internet.

[Host 3]

They just break it. They just find new ways to break it every day. But yeah, we'll be at that, that game and then fucking.

[Host 1]

I'm excited to go to Arrowhead.

[Host 3]

Yeah, me too.

[Host 1]

Kind of sucks that it's for Nebraska, Cincinnati, but I mean I'm just still.

[Host 3]

Stoked to be there and like, because obviously I'm a Chiefs fan and just see them or see the, the, the stadium and like obviously I want to go to a Chiefs game. They play here this year. But just being in the stadium is going to be sick.

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[Host 3]

Is it supposed to be colder out there, you think?

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Or it'll be a little chilly.

[Host 1]

I think it's snowing.

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I, I would take that over being 90 degrees outside all day, but it shares a parking lot with the Royals.

[Host 1]

Y were just there.

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We're just there this past Thursday, so quick trip back. Excited. It's a long weekend. And then me and JP travel from there to.

[Host 1]

At this point, somewhere.

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Somewhere. I don't think we can talk about it. But it's one of two games.

[Host 1]

So one might involve recent news with Dave Portnoy.

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Yes.

[Host 1]

And then the other one, potentially the Battle of Death Valley.

[Host 3]

How insane is that though?

[Host 1]

I'm just now realizing that they're both Tigers and Death Valley.

[Host 3]

Yeah, I think LSU is the real Death Valley.

[Host 1]

Yeah, of course.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I don't think that's up for debate.

[Host 1]

It's a host.

[Host 4]

I don't think of. I don't think of Clemson when I think Death Valley.

[Host 3]

No, no, no.

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[Host 1]

Can't have death and you can't have death. There's no death.

[Host 3]

I mean, I guess Brian Kelly is.

[Host 1]

The LSU head coach, but damn, God, the cornball coaches. Yeah, that's a tough one. Who do you think is going to win the either of those games? It's hard to talk about the Nebraska game. Hopefully Nebraska beats the brakes off of them. But who do you think's gonna win?

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[Host 3]

I mean, yeah, I wouldn't disagree, but I like, I twee about it today. I think it is the softest thing. It is the softest thing in the world for like Ryan Day and Ohio State to say, well, I guess now it's the entire Big Ten. But for Ohio State to be like, we're not allowing Portnoy in our stadium.

[Host 1]

I think that is banning flags.

[Host 3]

That is the softest thing.

[Host 1]

Banning Portnoy.

[Host 3]

They're not even allowing bar soft tissue. That is. That's soft. Tish.

[Host 1]

That's soft Tish.

[Host 3]

It is. It is the most ridiculous thing of all time. Especially. I don't know, I just.

[Host 1]

Obviously they have insane talent Ohio State all the time their quarterback is going to be Julian Saying transfer from Alabama. Don't really know a whole lot about him. Hasn't really gotten a ton of opportunity.

[Host 3]

Know nothing about him.

[Host 1]

Is there a chance that the moment's too big for him? While architect steps into a mo. You saw Arch's comment that dude, that is why went hard. The X isn't on our back. We got red dots on everybody.

[Host 3]

Yeah, that. I mean, Arch is just a seasoned pro when it comes to the media already, but yeah, I don't know, it's kind of like I have no, no, no idea about Julian saying. But I mean, and like, I have no idea who our running backs are going to be, but I mean, you got the best wide receiver in the country, arguably with Ryan Williams, and like he's just a freak. And I feel like if you just put it out there, they're like, it's not a 50, 50 ball, it's like a 70, 30.

[Host 1]

But there are, there are other receivers, obviously.

[Host 3]

I mean, it's Carnell Tate, he's a stud. And then I can't think of this brand. I think it's Brandon Innis, though. Like they're the three studs. Like the up, up and next coming. Like Carnell Tate, he was a sophomore last year, I think, or a freshman last year. And like he's got massive expectations and everything.

[Host 1]

But it sucks that that game is at noon.

[Host 3]

I don't hate, I don't hate it. I like it.

[Host 1]

I mean, I think it's. I don't know. I personally don't like a noon game for college.

[Host 3]

Like the like V game. Michigan, Ohio State's normally at noon.

[Host 4]

Yeah, I mean, but that's like a tradition thing. I don't mind this game being at noon just because there are like those big time games that night.

[Host 1]

Kick off the first.

[Host 4]

Yeah. So like you still have lsu, Clemson at night, but yeah, like that. Texas, Ohio State being at noon sucks a little bit out of it.

[Host 3]

Who, who's the 3 o' clock game where?

[Host 1]

The 2:30.

[Host 4]

Florida State.

[Host 1]

Alabama.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

And people will be watching that just, I mean, Florida State. Bama, right?

[Host 1]

Florida State going to that game.

[Host 4]

Dude, Florida State's quarterback's been talking all offseason.

[Host 1]

He was talking and then he got in person.

[Host 4]

Yeah, the Boston College quarterback.

[Host 3]

Five, eight.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

And he was good at Boston College, but like he's been. Yeah, Casianos. And he's just been talking so much trash about Bama.

[Host 1]

Well, he was crazy and then got in person because he was like throwing with some guys at a field and one of our wide receivers who transferred Miami, Isaiah Horton, like confronted him about it. He was like, oh, come on, you know, like, you know, like he Kind of backpedaled on it. It's like, okay, bro. But then he did say this week or last week that the Florida State defense is probably the hardest defense they'll go against all year. And I've heard nothing positive about their defense.

[Host 3]

Yeah, I don't even.

[Host 1]

Like, I'm very curious how that game will go. I hope that I. I would assume that it starts probably pretty shaky.

[Host 3]

You guys are starting. Ty Simpson.

[Host 1]

Ty, where's. Where's that game at the Sea? What's up? It's in Tallahassee. Okay. So I feel like it's gonna be. I think that first quarter will be one of those where you got to settle in and then I think it'll. I think we'll separate.

[Host 4]

You have to think Florida State's going to be way better than they were last year.

[Host 3]

You. But like, also, they gotta be. They were.

[Host 4]

Yeah, they had.

[Host 3]

They were a good bulk like they had on paper.

[Host 1]

Didn't they lose the first game against Georgia Tech?

[Host 4]

Yeah, that was the Ireland game last year.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

But I just.

[Host 1]

That was tough.

[Host 3]

It's also crazy that DJ Ukulele is on a NFL roster right now.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Is he?

[Host 4]

He's on the Chargers, I think.

[Host 3]

Yeah. He's a guy, though. I think that could be like a Logan Thomas, who, like, was it started Virginia Tech and get switched to tight end.

[Host 4]

Cardinals legend.

[Host 1]

No way. They do switching positions.

[Host 3]

He's a big body, though. Like, it's like, listen, you're not playing. You're not going to be a quarterback in the NFL.

[Host 4]

Does he have that athleticism like Logan Thomas?

[Host 3]

I mean, he's like. He can move, I think.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I don't know.

[Host 4]

Maybe.

[Host 1]

I don't know.

[Host 4]

It is crazy that he's been in.

[Host 1]

College since I was.

[Host 4]

Who? Dj?

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Feels like it.

[Host 3]

You got. You and JP Are going to a game this weekend, right?

[Host 4]

Yeah, me and JP are going to Atlanta on Sunday. It's at 3:00 there. It's at Mercedes Benz. It's the AFLAC kickoff game. And so we got tickets because I used to work there. So we're gonna drive up there, tailgate.

[Host 1]

Virginia Tech.

[Host 4]

Yeah. South Carolina. Virginia Tech, which honestly might be a pretty good game, at least for a little bit. I don't know much about Virginia Tech, but, like, I'm excited to go to that game. Like, I think. I think it'll be a good time. And we're gonna go check out like some tailgates and then go to the game and then we can come back all in one day, so it kind of works out.

[Host 3]

Did you get to hook up through some of your people from being down there?

[Host 4]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 1]

Just in time.

[Host 4]

Had some. Yeah, we're talking South Carolina, Virginia Tech. We might have to do a you.

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[Host 2]

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[Host 1]

Our boys aren't hosting.

[Host 4]

But anyway, we might have to do a. We might have to do a mini vlog.

[Host 3]

Oh, another inside the bus vlog.

[Host 4]

Inside the bus. Inside the Buzz vlog.

[Host 1]

We got another guy. We got a We haven't tried you in a minute.

[Host 3]

Passes. I'm here.

[Host 1]

Come on in. Water's fine.

[Host 2]

Sherm is about to join us.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Atlanta Bird on the stage.

[Host 1]

Oh, we didn't add Baylor.

[Host 2]

Oh yeah, Sherm's going to Baylor.

[Host 3]

Baylor.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Going to Baylor. I'm yeah, going to Baylor. Auburn.

[Host 2]

Is this first time at a Baylor game since school?

[Sherm (Guest)]

Not since school, but first time in a minute. I would say almost three years. Two years.

[Host 3]

I wish. This is going to sound messed up.

[Host 1]

Can't wait.

[Host 3]

I wish Scarlet had not been born yet so that you could have because so old Baylor Sherm could come out. You get what I'm saying? I get what you're saying in the nicest way possible. Scarlet's a beauty. She's awesome.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yes.

[Host 3]

But she stories she's going to.

[Host 1]

I will say I don't think they got the earmuffs. Yeah.

[Sherm (Guest)]

And I don't think that that part truly does because even Jill like going into the game. She's like I am having. Hey, I'm dd. You're dd. I'm dd. Jill's about to have a time.

[Host 2]

So Scarlet's going to the game.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Scarlet's going to the game.

[Host 1]

You're dding at your team's game?

[Sherm (Guest)]

I'm DD at my team's game.

[Host 1]

So you get hammered at a Texas game this year or something.

[Sherm (Guest)]

That would be sick. That'd be sick. I've gone to a couple Texas games too. Going to the Texas Georgia graduation and that was actually the last Baylor game that I went to was Texas Baylor and Jill, was she talking real loud walking into that stadium?

[Host 2]

Does this could be a dumb question but Scarlett doesn't need to have a ticket, does she?

[Sherm (Guest)]

She doesn't. Oh and they just revamped the. The mother room. Like the nursing room.

[Host 2]

It's on the field.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I can go. Dads can go in now.

[Host 1]

It's in the tunnel.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah, it's in the tunnel.

[Host 1]

I do have a question.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yes.

[Host 1]

What do you like in the game? It's two and a half favor of Auburn overs 57 and a half.

[Sherm (Guest)]

If I, if I was going to go unbiased and let's just throw a different team name onto Baylor. Like let's say this is Iowa State or whatever and they're. Auburn's having to go into a good Big 12 team home stadium. We are unveiling the chrome domes for the first time since 2020. 2020. I believe it's our first blackout since 2018.

[Host 1]

Chrome domes of black jersey.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Chrome domes with the black jerseys. This guys we're talking about hype videos that featured Bryce Petty in the hype videos. Like the crowd is in a Baylor crowd's not that big where seat capacity of 50,000. But it does get loud the way the stadium's built high. It's not going to be an easy place to just go in there and go smack somebody around. If Auburn beats us. I don't see it. I'm seeing a lot of people being like this could be a three, four score affair for Auburn. Like damn.

[Host 1]

Okay.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I guess a lot of people are high on auburn. I know, ESPN's really high on Auburn being like a black horse because they.

[Host 1]

Got the quarterback transfer, Jackson.

[Sherm (Guest)]

So all that being said, I would, as a betting man, take money line of that said Big 12 team that is defending their home stadium against a SEC team that is yet to prove himself and is maybe being bolstered a little bit too high than they should.

[Host 1]

All right, so Baylor Moneyline.

[Host 3]

Come on.

[Host 2]

What is Baylor moneyline?

[Host 1]

Plus 112. We put together all of our teams plus 112. It's a big 12. Okay, we followed the spread for you.

[Host 2]

What is the spread?

[Host 1]

Seven and a half.

[Host 2]

Okay. Yeah.

[Host 1]

Nice.

[Host 3]

Yeah. So I think what we're gonna look at it now. Yeah, it's insane. We're gonna. I think not. I think what we're gonna do, what I would like to do and I think what everybody. What we should do is each week come up with an inside the bus parlay and kind of put hours against the locker rooms. We could do a college and NFL, but obviously we only have college this week, so we'll do college. And to make it easy, this week, we're just gonna pick all of our teams.

[Host 1]

Games. So, G. Yeah. All right, so I'll read it off. Alabama spread 13 and a half. Mitch's Florida State. Mitch is scared and taking Ohio State, Moneyline, Tennessee spread, South Carolina spread, Vandy spread. Coop's taking the Vandy spread, Oklahoma State, and then we got Baylor Moneyline. That comes out to + 4532.

[Host 3]

So $10 to win 430.

[Host 1]

Thirteen and a half.

[Host 3]

Thirteen and a half.

[Host 1]

Had a crazy stat that is a.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

Like, all bias aside, you can take it or not. Tennessee with Josh Hyp. On his last four opening games, he won 38 to 6, 59 to 10, 49, 13 and 69. 3 In the last four years, they've averaged 41 point whoopings on opening day. Syracuse is not going to get it done against the balls. I don't think it's going to be close. Joey Aguilar is going to come out and actually have a solid showing, But I think 13 and a half.

[Guest with Back Injury]

I don't.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

I'm not saying it's going to be of the 60 to 3 kind of game, but it's. It's going to be over 13 and a half.

[Host 3]

So who were the teams that they played in those other four games?

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

All knockdown teams. It was Bowling Green to start. Bowling Green, Ball State, Virginia and then UTC. So really, Virginia being the only one, but still 49, 13 against them, I'd say Virginia scoring every time you have the ball. Yeah.

[Host 3]

I also think Syracuse might be a little bit high right now because of, like, Kyle McCord and how they ended the season last year. I mean, they have Steve Angelli transferred from Notre Dame and.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

What news did we just see today or yesterday? Kyle McCord.

[Host 2]

Cut.

[Host 1]

No way. Where did he. Where was he? Carolina. Quarterbacks. Oh, he was in Philly. It's because McKee.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

Dog. Dog.

[Host 1]

Dog.

[Sherm (Guest)]

You think he'll go UFL? UFL or CFL or keep on trying at the league?

[Host 1]

He'll get picked up.

[Host 3]

Yeah. He'll be like a practice squad or. He'll be. He'll be like a career backup.

[Sherm (Guest)]

What. What does that look like? Ufl, CFL season? Can you be a practice squad, NFL dude and also do that?

[Host 3]

No. I think when you're on a team, like, when a team has. The team essentially has your rights.

[Host 1]

When they own you.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

That's kind of. So it's kind of what's being tossed around right now. Like, getting off of, like, McCord. But Quinn shot Judkins. He just got, like, all of his charges.

[Host 1]

Is this true?

[Host 3]

Yeah. So this is what I saw. I think we're talking about the same thing. He is thinking or possibly thinking about going back to Ohio State, but which. I don't even know how that's legal or possible.

[Host 1]

It's too late now for that.

[Host 3]

Yeah, but, like. Because I figured once you declared, like, Cam saying he declared and then went back. I didn't know that was even allowed. But he's talking about going back to Ohio State. And then if. If at the end of the year, if you were to, like, play throughout with Ohio State, the Browns still own his.

[Host 1]

Yeah. So when. But when he goes back to draft. The Browns can't draft him.

[Host 3]

No, he's still. He's essentially already on the Browns.

[Host 1]

Well, what's the guy from the Bengals that had the situation at a M. Shamar store? That's why. Okay. That's why I believe. What was his name? Stewart. Stewart.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I believe. Crazy Loophole signed. I know. He was like. Him and Shemar were the last two.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

But I believe he signed. So therefore, like, the Browns have his rights.

[Host 1]

The Browns. Loki. Have a solid running back room.

[Host 3]

They do.

[Host 1]

They have him. And Dylan Sampson.

[Host 3]

Dylan Sampson. And Jerome Ford.

[Host 1]

And Jerome Ford.

[Host 2]

And Shedeur is officially on the team.

[Host 1]

For the most part.

[Host 2]

Because they shipped away Pickett.

[Host 3]

Yeah, Shipped away Pickett and got dropped. Tyler Huntley.

[Host 2]

Yep.

[Host 1]

So I didn't know they had six quarterbacks, y'.

[Host 3]

All see RG3 saying about Shador?

[Host 2]

No, I only saw. All I saw was like, just a clip of the video and I saw him wearing a jersey.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

Like his haircut.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Haircut is crazy.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

You're too old for that haircut.

[Host 2]

Baylor. You sure you.

[Host 1]

You're doing the last time I watched Baylor football.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah, I'm taking Baylor. RG3 is RG3. RG3 is RG3.

[Host 3]

But I saw somebody.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

Well said.

[Host 3]

Yeah, I saw somebody, like, quote, tweet RG. RG's video and it was like, so you got drafted number two overall and they still drafted Kirk. Like, where is this? Like, where's the discrepancy of, like, Kirk didn't get any reps. The only reason he's probably still playing is because RG3 got hurt. Like, you're not talking about, like, this situation with Dylan Gabriel, Shador Sanders and RG3 and Kirk Cousins is damn near the exact same. Obviously, Shadur was a top three, top two overall pick and won the Heisman. Like, it's completely different, but. Or not completely different, but it's like essentially the same thing without being the same thing. So, like, his argument kind of doesn't necessarily go in his direction because he was in the same exact situation.

[Host 1]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

[Ryan Reynolds (Commercial)]

I gotta run. I got this doctor's appointment. Do you think, like, subscribe Fridays?

[Host 1]

It's Friday again.

[Host 3]

We should start doing that.

[Host 2]

This is a vibe Friday watch.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Yeah, right.

[Sherm (Guest)]

The one thing I loved the RG3 tweet is somebody did one of those, like, typical at Grok. Is this true? And then grog underneath. It was like, Robert Griffin III and his wife. Forget her name. Their argument is. And I just love how his wife didn't actually.

[Host 1]

Phyllis.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Is it Phyllis?

[Host 2]

Appreciate you coming on Sherm.

[Host 1]

Thanks, Sherm.

[Host 2]

It was good.

[Host 1]

Have fun in Baylor. I'm just kidding, man. Come back. Come back.

[Host 4]

Is her name Phyllis?

[Host 1]

I fell into that so fast and.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I was so happy. I was like, oh, is it Phyllis?

[Host 3]

Damn.

[Sherm (Guest)]

You can drop it if you want.

[Host 1]

How did. How did Josh down do it? Phyllis, taking your video?

[Host 3]

We haven't gotten. We haven't had an episode since then, right?

[Host 1]

No, we haven't.

[Host 3]

That was a vibe those three, four days that we were out.

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[Host 3]

Traveling around.

[Host 2]

Wait, I thought we did. Cuz I thought we talked about the Philly cheesesteaks.

[Host 3]

I don't remember.

[Host 1]

I don't think so. We did.

[Host 4]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, we did.

[Host 2]

Because I think it was the same. Was it the same one with the Heelys?

[Host 4]

Yeah, but that was the last episode we had.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah, because we've only missed one week.

[Host 1]

Listen, we went to Philly.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Cheesesteaks.

[Host 4]

I held it down back home.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Have we addressed Berta behind the sticks yet? That change, Is that new?

[Host 1]

No, he's been riding. He's been driving.

[Host 4]

This is new to Sherm. But not.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Look at him. Dude, he looks good.

[Host 4]

Well, I got a snack.

[Host 1]

Too bad nobody else can see him. We can take a reference photo and we won't put it in.

[Sherm (Guest)]

There you go. We'll put that in.

[Host 1]

Yeah, we'll put that in. I think we get back to the college football talk.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

I gotta hear what you think. About the Gamecocks. It's seven and a half.

[Host 3]

Tell them the bets you already have placed on the game.

[Host 2]

I have six futures bets, and it's really only two bets. And I just went back. I was like, double down. Yeah. They're like three weeks apart from when I. From when I placed the first bet to the. To the second time I placed the same bet. It was three weeks. And I think, like, news had come out, and I'm just like, man, there's no way that we don't. One, win over seven and a half games, two, that Lenore Sellers doesn't win the Heisman. But, man, that would be. I have Sellers, Heisman and South Carolina national champions. And over seven and a half. If all my bets hit, I'll win over $10,000, which will be nice.

[Host 1]

You should do.

[Host 3]

You should actually do, like, probably your most confident one of them making the playoff.

[Host 2]

I know at the time when I was making these bets, I couldn't even find it on. On the app.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Is that available now?

[Host 2]

It's available on Fandor.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I very much want to put shout out Futures Day. Shout out Futures Day.

[Host 2]

The bet for us is over. The win total. Seven and a half. That's the. That's the lock.

[Sherm (Guest)]

That's Yalls win total.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 1]

Seven and a half.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

I think that's pretty criminal.

[Host 1]

If you have the Heisman Trophy front run or one of the top Heisman candidates, they must think that he's gonna have to do it all.

[Sherm (Guest)]

That's crazy.

[Host 2]

Which honestly helps the Heisman case, too.

[Host 1]

Helps his case. But does it help the team?

[Host 2]

No. But we did get our running back. Yeah, that was been. We've been waiting for approval from the NCAA for. Since January.

[Host 3]

What was his deal?

[Host 2]

They're trying to see if he was eligible. Because he was like a juco guy. Yeah, he's like 28, but who cares? He can carry the rock, but he was like juco. Utah State. Covid injury. Utah State.

[Host 3]

He's actually like 26, 27.

[Host 2]

He's 23. I think he's basically our Rocket Sanders of this year.

[Host 3]

Gotcha.

[Host 2]

But what I keep telling everybody for South Carolina and why I'm excited about them is that the year that we had last year was full of heartbreak and a lot of ups and downs. And when you lose the games, like we lost lsu, where we get kind of robbed when we shoot ourselves in the foot against Alabama and then Ole Miss beat us straight up. But the message that you have from the team is so fresh of like, guys, you cannot Let a single down not matter to you. Every down matters. Every quarter, every play. And if you don't capitalize on it, you'll be in the same exact spot you were in last year. And the worst place to be is on the outside looking in. And this year, it's like.

[Host 1]

You taste it.

[Host 2]

Yeah, exactly. You taste it. Now you have a year older, Lenore Sellers, who. He fumbled a lot in the Alabama game. It's like, hopefully a year two. Sellers doesn't make the same mistakes.

[Host 1]

Caught fire in that second half, undefeated.

[Host 2]

In November, which is huge. And that's a Beamer staple. To that, to our teams, is we do get. We play our best football in November. Member, but we gotta limit the. We gotta limit the slow start.

[Host 3]

I'm watching the SEC show right now.

[Host 2]

He had this. A great showing.

[Host 3]

Well, like, Beamer's just awesome.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

And then the. Who's the coach I was talking to you about? Like, the hype guy.

[Host 2]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host 3]

Demo or Debo. I mean, they're just awesome.

[Host 1]

Great strength, staff.

[Host 3]

Yeah.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

But, like, the LSU game, I'm like, I. I mean, I thought. Not that I thought you were delusional, But I'm like, JP's just saying, like, he's just riding for his team. But I'm like, no, they actually.

[Host 1]

They got.

[Host 3]

They were actually that close.

[Host 1]

They got many times in that game.

[Host 2]

I mean, the Red. I'd never seen something like that.

[Host 3]

Even, like, the fumbles and stuff.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Sherm (Guest)]

The LSU game is truly the most. I've. I've told JP this five million times. That is the most I've ever yelled at my TV screen about not my teams on the screen.

[Host 2]

Yeah, dude.

[Sherm (Guest)]

A blatant stealing of a game. And of course I wanted y' all to win because I'm new here, and you're talking how much you love South Carolina. And I hate Brian Kelly. Dude, I hate Brian Kelly.

[Host 2]

And even backstory, as I'm watching the LSU game last year, we're moving into our new apartment, sitting in I. So we just got done with, like, three weeks in three different Airbnbs because the apartment wasn't ready. Sitting's parents had come to town. Their whole family's Clemson fans, but they're, like, rooting for us. But there's boxes everywhere in the apartment. We're moving. I'm sweaty. And then Sellers gets hurt at halftime, and everything just starts going in the wrong direction. And I'm like, it is so hot in this apartment right now. And at one point, I look over and Ms. Furman is like, by the thermostat. And I go over there, and it's at, like, 77 set to it. And I legit went from the thermostat to outside and just sat outside for a second to just to take in everything that was going on.

[Host 3]

Just take a deep breath. Mental reset.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I got a call.

[Host 1]

Touch my thermostat, come in the crib.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Was it 77 cool or 70, like, what?

[Host 2]

Yeah, cool.

[Sherm (Guest)]

But, like, that's crazy.

[Host 1]

Not cool.

[Host 2]

Yeah, not cool at all. Not chill.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I got a phone call from JP that night, and I think you maybe said six words.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Sherm (Guest)]

On it. And it was just a lot of me being like, I know, man D. And trying to stay positive, and then JP Going. But sure, we were right there.

[Host 2]

It stings so much, Brian.

[Host 3]

It's back.

[Host 1]

It's back, back, dude.

[Host 2]

Dude. And there is. I don't know, how do y' all feel about this for us now that, like, we're getting so. A little bit more national attention when this show. Yeah, obviously this show and the Gamecocks. Oh, people will. People will text me at halftime when we're up like, dude, South Carolina looks so good right now. You got to be fired up. And I'm just like. It's the last text I want to receive midway through a game. I don't know if y' all feel the same way, but it, like, pisses me off.

[Host 1]

I don't get on my phone. I text, like, two people during Alabama games. Yeah, it's Justin and my friend Colton that's just drives. One of them is very optimistic, and the other one is, like, dumpster fire. So I get to live in the in between, which is nice. Like, I texted both of them yesterday and was like, how do we feel? Like, my annual text of just like, all right, we're here. How do we feel? And both of them are like, 2015. Run it back. And I was like, okay, we got a white boy quarterback.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Come on last.

[Host 1]

Come on in, Damon.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Last white boy quarterback was.

[Host 3]

Jones.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Oh, it was Matt Jones, also a stud.

[Host 1]

Who?

[Sherm (Guest)]

Matt Jones. Who?

[Host 1]

Where's Jake Coker?

[Sherm (Guest)]

Jake Coker. Where is the Florida State game?

[Host 1]

Jake Coker transferred from Florida State, won an addie at Bama, so it could have changed the trajectory.

[Sherm (Guest)]

The game's at Florida State.

[Host 1]

Yeah, it's in Tallahassee. I wish I was going. That's one of those, like, that's a stadium and, like, atmosphere. I feel like you got to experience. Yeah, one of the. One of the best, like, game opening ceremonies.

[Host 3]

Yeah. With the.

[Host 1]

The Chief I can't think of his name.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah, I've been in. My aunt actually lives in Tallahassee. I've been there for a game day weekend, but not yet.

[Host 1]

But what's the stadium called?

[Sherm (Guest)]

I'm not sure.

[Host 4]

And all. I'm pretty sure they just renovated it too.

[Host 1]

They did. So, like, it's because Troy was telling us.

[Host 4]

Yeah, it just got like a bunch of changes.

[Guest with Back Injury]

What's up, guys? I came question. But I can ask after you got.

[Host 1]

New ice on your wrist.

[Guest with Back Injury]

I got my hospital band and then the one medicine I'm allergic to is on my wrist.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Or what is it?

[Host 2]

Cephzil, why are you in the hospital?

[Guest with Back Injury]

Did y' all talk about it already?

[Host 1]

No, really? We were gonna, you know, we were being nice.

[Guest with Back Injury]

This will be a roast session. My lower back hurts. Not injured.

[Host 1]

In the comment section. Say feel better soon, demon.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Or call me a My lower back hurts very bad.

[Host 4]

Get well soon, demons.

[Host 3]

We were trying to straight. J.P. and I were trying to stretch Jared out yesterday during work Mitching words.

[Guest with Back Injury]

I think y' all did a good.

[Host 3]

Job and I think. I feel like we made it worse.

[Host 1]

Went to the hospital.

[Guest with Back Injury]

I don't know y'.

[Host 2]

All.

[Guest with Back Injury]

What Will said and what the ER lady said. She was like, which I did make one mistake. Like some of those stretches, like that 90, 90 thing. I did it like, too hard. Like you were saying, don't do it where it hurts. I just dumbly thought, like, you should push into that pain. And she was like, yeah, don't like, keep doing those stretches. But, like, don't do that. Stupid. So I made.

[Host 1]

Yeah, listen to your body, dude.

[Host 4]

Yeah.

[Guest with Back Injury]

I may have done it myself.

[Host 3]

Do you where rumors have been swirling around the shop. Is it from playing Call of Duty for too long?

[Guest with Back Injury]

Not Call of Duty, but Is it.

[Host 3]

From playing pubg too long?

[Host 1]

Not even pubg, but Jerry was playing Madden.

[Sherm (Guest)]

Yeah, you love it.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Shout out my Minecraft players out there.

[Host 3]

Is that playing Minecraft too long?

[Ryan Seacrest (Commercial)]

I. I think just put a block.

[Host 1]

In the comment section.

[Host 2]

Yeah.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Yeah, it is.

[Host 2]

I was.

[Sherm (Guest)]

That's crazy.

[Guest with Back Injury]

It's like right under or above Tetris. But I don't know because I was telling the lady, like, I think I'm just wrong. I don't think. Because she's like, there's no way you could get this from just sitting too long. Like. Because I go in there and she's like, so what do you think? This is mine. I was like, I'm gonna sound so stupid. I was like, I sat all weekend on my ass, played Xbox. And my back hurts now, so.

[Host 2]

Like, she's never built before.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Yeah. She's never met a Minecrafter like me.

[Ryan Seacrest (Commercial)]

Cool.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Graphic.

[Host 3]

But, yeah, you're sitting on. Sit on your ass all weekend, and then you're sitting all. Every day during the week.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Yeah, but she was telling me, she's like, maybe you. Like, there's. Yeah, that's what I came up here to tell you is that you needed to bounce.

[Sherm (Guest)]

I never said it.

[Host 1]

Sorry, guys.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Sorry, G. I never got to that.

[Host 4]

We're losing everybody. We're just, like, losing three people right now.

[Guest with Back Injury]

There's a meeting downstairs. There's.

[Host 3]

What are we at, Matt? This could be. We can have this as a quicker episode given that it's a Friday for sure, it's a busy time during the week. But didn't want to cut you off if you still have more to say about.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Oh, her whole thing was just like. I could have easily just, like, picked something up last week and not realized. Like, I mean, I don't know. It could have been locker room set. Could have been the streaming room. That heavy cat, like, I don't know. She was like, you could have done something so little that you don't realize it. And then I don't know it up.

[Host 2]

What's the road to recovery?

[Guest with Back Injury]

A lot of steroids today, which I've been advised from Will and Taylor not to do, but I just need it. Like, I, like, need. It was like, I'm so hesitant, like, terrified of the doctor. I haven't gone in way too long. And it was like, the one day where I was like, I need something. Like, I'm, like, dying. Don't turn down all they get. They offered me all the painkillers. Like, the good that I could have sold.

[Host 4]

Hey, bro, don't listen to your doctor. Listen to Will and Taylor for sure.

[Guest with Back Injury]

Like, Will. Will did give me a little note at the end of our talk. I'm, like, holding back tears. When I left this morning, I, like, cried in my car. I was like, in the worst pain I've ever had. I told Will. I was like, yeah, I think I'm gonna go to the er. And he's like, you good? I was like, no. He's like, yeah. Like, don't. Don't take any steroids when you get. I'm like, okay, I'll tell the doctor you said that. Like, I was like, dude, I'm taking whatever they give me besides, like, pain relief, like, perks or whatever the. Yeah, they told me that you're. What you told us you've unlocked anything you want. I was like, no, I don't want it.

[Host 4]

Give me some hydros.

[Host 3]

But yeah, that's all we got for this week. Again, programming changing to Friday. We'll have a I don't want to put work on your plate, but would you want to make that graphic of our bet?

[Host 4]

Oh yeah, yeah, I can do that.

[Host 3]

So I mean, super quick.

[Host 1]

Yeah.

[Host 3]

But yeah, keep, keep an eye out for our bets and stuff going throughout this football season. Again, Fridays. Like subscribe, tell a friend, be a friend, tell a friend. Catch you next week.

[Host 2]

Peace.

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