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JP
Kobe Bryant Jeff Gordon episode, episode 24 of the Inside the Bus podcast. And this one. You're probably wondering why didn't this episode happen sooner? Because you've probably heard this guy's name before. Whether it's in the busing world, whether it's in the bus scenes world, or whether it's in the for the dads world. We have our newest employee on this episode with us, Derek from the chat.
Derek
Thank you.
Jack
Solid intro.
Coop
Thanks man.
Mitch
Newest employee of two months already? Yeah, 39 days.
Derek
39 days was Friday.
Mitch
Yeah, that blog was incredible.
Derek
I was super nervous. Obviously we can talk about what actually happened, but sending it out. There was like a two hour gap before G hit the group chat of that blog. And you know you go through when you do any type of content like does everyone hate it or whatever. And then I was like I kind of, kind of with coupe a little bit on it and like I kind of with Will, I'm like, damn, everyone hate me on Monday, man. But no, it was good.
Chef
No, that was incredible.
Jack
This office needs a blogger, too. I feel like there's not.
JP
Yeah, we need more writing. And for those that don't understand what we're talking about, every Sunday night, we have a weekly schedule that gets sent out to us. And normally Ryan puts it together. Shout Out Ryan. But has everything that's going on. This past week, Derek added a blog to it where he was basically diving into the levels of fandom, because that's been a big argument at the bus. We have some sickos. We have some Die Hards. We have some Will Compton's.
Derek
Some casuals.
JP
Some casuals me. And he dove into it and it was beautiful.
Mitch
Right.
Derek
Take your name out of the casual thing because I didn't want it to be a shot, but I was like, you do love the Chiefs, but you don't do it enough for Clump to fuck with you.
Mitch
No, I just. I'm not one. I mean, we've said it before, but I'm not one. Like, it's not going to ruin my week. I just like watching football.
Jack
I think there's a name.
JP
I'll be back. I have something I need to grab pertaining to this.
Ryan Seacrest
Okay.
Chef
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You definitely need that.
Jack
We need to figure out a name to differentiate between the casuals of the world, like Matt Malone and then you. Because there's. I don't know, there seems like there's a little bit of a gap in which way which swings better for your.
Mitch
Yeah, I would agree.
Jack
Or fandom.
Mitch
Yeah.
Chef
Because I think fandom. Casual fandom with incredible ball knowledge and then just.
Jack
I think that could be it.
Mitch
I think my fandom is working the. The NFL hat that Coop has, like, that is me for the NFL football. Correct. But I. And like, I know we got a face swap. I know the end. Like, I do, obviously, playing college football and like, growing up and playing football. Like, I know the ins and outs of football. And like, when, like, sometimes Gio asked me a football question, I'm like, yeah, I can flex my ball knowledge. Ball knowledge. Like muscle. So, like, I am a. I think you're a gamer.
Derek
Think that my gamer's a good one. Yeah, yeah.
Chef
Gamer fills in a lot. Mitch cares more if he loses flag, which is gamer.
Derek
Yeah.
Jack
Yeah.
Mitch
I.
Jack
You're a gamer.
Mitch
I can get down with gamer.
Derek
Yeah, Fits, too.
Chef
You just got to be Clump.
Jack
I've always appreciated, too, that you. You kind of take the first step in being like, I'M a casual.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
And in the back of my head I'm like, you know, like, in a way you are, but, like, I feel like you're not giving yourself enough credit.
Derek
So.
Jack
Yeah, I think gamers are a good place to hang the hat for now.
Mitch
Yeah. Because I would get frustrated and annoyed because you guys were like, you guys, you. It was more so of a, like, Taylor said it best on the bus. He's like, mitch just likes football. Like, we get, we get mad at him because we think he doesn't like ball. But like, no, it's just like, I'm not going to. I just like football.
Chef
You like all ball.
Mitch
I like all ball.
Derek
That's probably the level you played at. Like, you played, you, you played in college, right?
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
So you just like it. You went to South Carolina, Oklahoma. Like, there's. That's the thing, that's what I tried to hit in the blog is there's a difference between you guys. When I came south with college football fandom and being a pro, like being a Steelers fan, it ruins my day. But we play and I'm like, cool, we can go give another. If there's a third Hayward brother, let's toss him a bag. Like. But you guys have a year in, year out college fandom that, like watching you with the vault, it's different. It's just flat, 100% different.
Jack
It's tough in a state, Tennessee specifically, where you have to live and die by football. You can, you can rep the Grizzlies, but obviously that's Memphis. But like we don't have obviously an MLB team, no NBA team. So like it, like, as a Steelers fan, like, you can rep the Sixers, you can rep the Phillies. Like you, you can kind of, if you're having a bad year, you can run what Pirates.
Derek
We do have the Pirates and the Sixers are Philly. But we, in your defense, we don't have a basketball team. So people picked Cleveland and Sixers until LeBron came along.
Jack
Then those just in markets. You have a fallback.
Chef
We'll get there.
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
But yeah, it's a great point though. I like those.
Chef
Bottom casual gamer.
Mitch
I think it's Matt Malone. I think below, below Matt is Jared because he just doesn't really care. Like, he's like, Sundays are free days to me. Like, I don't have to. I don't watch football. So it's Jared. And then I would say we'd be.
Chef
Working seven days a week out here.
Mitch
I think I. And then I think Matt Malone and then I would almost say me and Cooper kind of in the same realm.
Coop
I feel like it's fair because like.
Mitch
You know ball but like it's not. But you're not like on there.
Derek
I love football.
Chef
Coop was on SUI after the Titans snuck his Cardinals.
Mitch
He's like, he's that way with the Cardinals.
Coop
Yeah, I am. Like maybe it's. I'm probably like a little bit above Mitch on like I do care.
Derek
Yeah.
Coop
It really doesn't re like I almost like I'm just used to watching the Cardinals suck. So like that's just part of my football watching experience. It's not like it actually doesn't ruin my mood as much as I.
Derek
But you'll get frustrated.
Coop
Yeah, I'll get frustrated. I do just like watching football. Like I don't care if it's my team.
Mitch
Yeah.
Chef
But if the cards were nice, you're gonna be like bought in all the way.
Coop
God, I hope so. I hope the payoff is worth your meme hit.
Derek
What like a couple hundred thousand? Was it mill for it? Yeah.
Coop
The Cardinals. I can post memes on Twitter and get 2.4 million views on them. Even though it's about the Cardinals sucking ass.
Chef
I'd say you're category funny.
Mitch
I think he.
Coop
I'm in a similar category to Mitch.
Mitch
Gamer plus gamer pl. He does get frustrated. Like if the Chiefs lose, I'm like, fuck. But if like the Cardinals lose, like he'll put out a tweet. He'll like dog the Cardinals where I like I'm not going to tweet about Chiefs necessarily.
Coop
I am that kind of fan where like I kind of sicko in terms of like when my team's doing bad, it's kind of enjoyable to kind of tease them and make fun of them.
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
It's like tough love.
Mitch
Yeah.
Coop
Every year with the Cardinals. Every year I'm curious.
Derek
Yeah.
JP
Yeah.
Mitch
Finish this then.
JP
I want to. So Matt trying to submit myself to the highest level.
Mitch
Okay, Matt me or Jared. Matt me.
Derek
Coop.
Chef
So what is that goes does not care. Casual gamer gamer plus what's what would be your next level?
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
I'm trying to think. I genuinely. I know it's only been a week. It's been like three because the top one. I know what it is in the.
Mitch
Matt Malone category because he's got 17 different teams.
Derek
Let me swap it up because the thing was I named. I did not I named what Jack is in it. Like Vol's fans were basically their own cat. True being south here but I would like to identify A little bit more here because I have. What does it mean to be a fan? Is the name of it. And we look at casuals, Die Hards, Valves, fans and then Will Comptons of the world. And that is how I categorize basically the whole office. I like giving it out a little bit more and just. I mean I won't go too in depth, but yeah, casual. Some of them kind of get away from the office Troll Die Hards, they seem to teeter between serial killer and stalker. My favorite line there would just be is debated the sexual orientation of other homo sapiens who request the sacred scribbling of names from sweaty men with athletic accomplishments. Vol's fans. I would like to say I'm coining it. I don't know if you want it or not, but Mac or Jack mcstrate, man. Just so you know, it's.
Jack
I. I appreciate that.
Derek
Yeah, that's.
Jack
That's a good deep cut.
Derek
Yeah, I thought it was good there, man. So. And then yeah, you guys keep coming back no matter how bad it is. Like a student loan reminder. And then the.
Chef
The Will Compton, Sallie Mae shout out.
Derek
Sallie Mae, the sickest, most die hard Steelers fan I could find. The Steel City wouldn't so hold a single match to the love that the Wil Comptons have for their team. And then we dove into the fact that he berated Coop for not I can't win.
Mitch
I think.
Chef
I think you were prepared for glory if Nebraska lost that game.
Coop
Yeah. Part of me wants to be like, let's keep that under wraps, but we.
Chef
Can leave it there.
Coop
Yeah.
Chef
Just.
Derek
Just know.
Mitch
I would say like, well's not gonna watch this, but you're in the realm of like. I don't know if like Vol's fan is strictly Voss fans can be in that category because I would say you're.
Jack
I think almost. I think I might be in a level of his own.
Mitch
Like I was gonna say like in.
Jack
The Will Compton, the players he's friends with on Facebook from his old days. JP knows everything there is to know about South Carolina football. And just this, like, he truly embodies what it is to be a South Carolina.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
I would put JP above the sicko Psycho Valve.
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
Future governor.
Jack
He's in a lane, bro.
Chef
Is drinking with the head coach.
Mitch
Like Nick harbor asked for him. Asked to meet up with him rather.
Jack
Than like he's DMing with Ty Simpson after the game.
Chef
Like, ty, answer my DMs, please.
Jack
Of his own.
JP
I think that means a lot. That means a lot.
Mitch
Where Does Taylor fall into this?
Jack
Who maybe just right in the middle of the road because he's had experience playing, cut his teeth of the program, but never was a true fan until.
Mitch
Until they won the national championship.
Jack
And to his credit, he started being a fan that year. But even then, it felt a little. They had been rolling a little bit, so I don't know, maybe just kind of like.
Chef
It is funny to me when Coop knows more of Taylor's Michigan roster than Taylor knew his own teammates.
Coop
Yeah. Because his teams had me fighting for my life at middle school. L. Every day I had to know everything I was talking about.
Mitch
But. Yeah. So all of this to get to JP and his little Sharon tell or show and tell.
JP
Yeah. When I was home with Garrett, Garrett got to see my childhood house, which is an underrated moment because your adult very rarely get to see your childhood home.
Chef
It felt. I'll quickly say it was very homey. It was almost exactly what you would expect the hobby's house to be like. It was all time. So thank you.
Mitch
That is cool.
JP
Thank you.
Chef
Thank you.
Derek
And so our neighborhood is elite. By the way, did you see the.
Mitch
Tree he hid in for 12 hours?
Chef
No.
Jack
When he ran away?
JP
Oh, that.
Coop
Hey.
JP
Oh, yeah.
Coop
That's a good pool.
JP
Yeah, that's a good point there. I'll send you guys a photo. I'm home for things.
Derek
I've only ever made it to the edge of the driveway. I never got past.
JP
Yeah. I went to this tree, climbed up.
Derek
Yeah.
JP
I was like, they're gonna miss me, and I'm gonna watch them come out and look for me. And they never came out and look for.
Derek
For me.
Coop
I was just hitting my closet. Yeah.
JP
It's horrible. It's probably when I made this.
Derek
Buy it now. I'll show them. I'll go to college. Yeah.
JP
I'll create my own college. No. So this was on my little, like, dresser thing. And this was the first brochure I ever made in a web design class. So I had to be like, fifth or sixth grade. And I guess the assignment was just like, create a. Either a city or a town, school, something. Naturally, I pick something about South Carolina. I pick Cocky Land. And I don't know if y' all remember that, like, when you made brochures in school.
Derek
Oh, yeah.
JP
Learning that was the sickest thing ever.
Chef
Great.
JP
And we'll have to put a photo up because I have this random, like, text box.
Jack
Incredibly well maintained still.
Mitch
For real, for being 20 years old.
JP
So here now. Time. How do you feel? You open it up to find out.
Derek
I'll.
JP
I won't read the full thing, but.
Derek
I'll give you guys, I would listen to a podcast of you just reading this whole thing just for the record.
JP
Yeah, I mean we have dining, parks and facilities, entertainment, clothes and a calendar of events. Plus education. And this is not fully Homer either. Everything you need. Like I'm including another school in here. The food consists of mostly tailgating food. Hot dogs, hamburgers, bratwurst, subs, fruit wings. And then the water fountains are filled with Gatorade. And in every refrigerator of the rooms is Gatorade, water, juice, soda, Powerade and propels. And the last thing people would eat is shrimp. Now that's some good food. Parks and facilities All Gamecock facilities are open to the public from 7 to 12 and then 4 to 8 due to sport team practices. All the facilities have pools, concessions, basketball courts, soccer fields. And the city dump is where the Clemson fans live entertainment for entertainment. Everybody goes to all of the games. Football, basketball, soccer, swim meets, other sports and recreational sports. And yes, there are still movie theaters clothes. You could guess what they are. Everybody has a year supply of Gamecock T shirt, long sleeve shirt, pants, hoodies. And anyone who is found with a Clemson sweatshirt will be kicked out of the community calendar of events. Football season and then two times a year we go to Clemson community to trash talk them. And then throughout the rest of the year we watch everything else. Education since you when you're a little boy, you will attend some kind of school that has a connection to the University of South Carolina or another Gamecock school. When you're three years old, you go to preschool called for the young Gamecock and so on. By the time you are a senior in high school, you will have a choice to go to USC or Jacksonville State who are also the Gamecocks, each of which are free. So I made this when I was about 10 or 11.
Derek
You were ahead of the game.
JP
I'd like to electric and hopefully, you.
Derek
Know, maybe this is a different. Which is like a different layer of everything.
Chef
Right.
Jack
Brochure fan and that. I don't love the name of that.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
But if you understand something there context of it. Yeah, again we need to work on it. But that's what separates JP is like. I don't know if I've ever witnessed a fandom quite like JP's with South Carolina.
Derek
Because it.
Jack
Like I said earlier just it fully embodies the whole state. It's not just. Yeah, you know, South Carolina football or like what it's. It's Everything. And I can really appreciate that kind of stuff.
Chef
My favorite part in the whole thing is the year. One year supply of Gamecock. Yeah. After that, that's all we got.
JP
You know, I thought I was cooking when I was on Clemson's head too. They're in the city dump. Go talk trash to him.
Chef
Now that's some good food.
Derek
Yeah. When you are three years old, you go to preschool, it's called for the young Gamecock and so on. This is, like, really impressive. Just so you know, like, on a. On a kid level, like, this is well done. You are definitely getting something in there. I'll give you your own rank because to your point, like, you are, if the Vols lose, if Bam lose, if these teams lose, you guys are sick and annoyed and, like, want blood and want people fired. JP's trying to build a better world. Like, there's something there. He's genuinely like. He's like, look, I understand, but like, okay, guys, we still got to go to Clemson this weekend and make fun of their fans. So, like, let's rally on the bus.
JP
We have a schedule.
Derek
Yeah, absolutely. What about your year?
JP
That's my submission. So great, bro.
Derek
I love it.
Mitch
Do with that as you will.
Chef
I will say, when we were walking around Columbia, we got out of the car for two minutes. JP, this is at 10:00am like, here we go.
Mitch
That's got to be so sick.
Jack
It was cool running for mayor or, or. Or some kind of city councilman. Dude, later on in your life, I feel like you're already campaigning without even this.
Derek
I mean, cocky. Land strong, bro. Yeah.
JP
I mean, AD there. I go through waves of being interested in politics, but I do, I love, like, the community building aspect. So I'm hoping that. I think there's going to be massive shifts in the political landscape over the next 20 years. And I'm hoping that when I am 40, 45, there's a different type of role out there that would fit more in to the things I'm into. Because I'd love to stand on the table for South Carolina as a state. And I just. It needs to be the right opening. It's funny because I actually, I do DM with a couple of representatives. I DM with a couple of representatives from the upstate just to get their. Their pulse on things.
Jack
They're probably freaking out thinking, man, he's only got so many more years, so he's on our code.
Derek
You guys are making Joey Aguilar edits. He's up here making presidential campaign edits. I love that. But I Mean, I've So funny. Like, way long ago, I had a buddy, he worked in Capitol Hill for a while. I ran his small town campaign. So he ran for a very small portion of our local government for it. And I helped run his campaign for him. And I will say, without a. A sliver of understanding who you are outside of this office, other than just becoming friends with you, you would do absolute numbers.
JP
Small town would be fun.
Sherm
Yeah.
Derek
Because you could, like, hey, like, playground.
JP
Fully make change.
Derek
Shockingly. Yeah.
JP
Yeah.
Jack
I feel like Derek would be a great campaign manager.
JP
He would.
Derek
I love that.
Jack
And already just be forming in front of our eyes.
Derek
Yeah. Y.
Chef
For real?
Derek
Yeah. Some sick posters come out. I mean, we.
Chef
Right.
Derek
We got the seat boats there, man.
JP
We're just gonna get it.
Derek
I feel like small town politics, like.
JP
Pittsburgh is a place where people have a lot of pride into.
Mitch
Oh, yeah, Pittsburgh is.
Derek
It's. It's crazy too, because you get down here, and the first thing, like, when I got with people, they'd be like, oh, like you're in Nashville. And I'm like, yeah, let's go to, like, Franklin. And they'll be like, yeah, okay, that's Franklin. That's not Nashville. And like, I realized, like, it's very that way. Pittsburgh, you're 50 minutes outside the city. You're from Pittsburgh. Like, that's. That's just. It's this identity type thing. And like, even pa. It's just. I mean, I don't know if it's. I'm assuming it's that way over there.
Mitch
No, I say I'm from Philly, and the guys give me for it.
Derek
Okay, see, that's exactly because I'm 45.
Mitch
Minutes outside of Philly, and I'm like.
Derek
In my world, you're from Philly. Now I get it. I get it.
Chef
Because that's why when you came here, they were in Franklin, not Nashville.
Derek
Facts, bro. You gotta learn about. Yeah, you guys do different down here. I like it, but it's different.
Chef
How long have you been in Nashville?
Derek
I've been in Nashville. This was the start of year five for me at the beginning of this year, like, March. So four. Four years.
Chef
You move in the middle of COVID.
Derek
Yeah, I moved at the tail end of it. So Pittsburgh was still. I mean, we would. I got a bike in Pittsburgh. My buddy does a bunch of, like, bars, and we had all these restaurants we go to. So we got bikes to just come into the city and sit it outside patios and drink beer, basically.
Mitch
So sick.
Derek
It was. It was. Dope But Pittsburgh was shut down way before. So Pittsburgh was the city where you wear your mask, go to your table, take your mask off, and that was a common thing. I come down here and I'm like, oh, yeah, it's opening up. The world's opening up. And I'm like, oh, cool. Like, Broadway is like a zombie fucking apocalypse. Like, there are just people. And it was a weird transition of it, through it, but it was really cool because I felt like I got past that point. Like, I got past the COVID shit. I got past that part of my life and, like, as soon as I moved somewhere I've never been before, the world just opened up. So it's really, really cool.
JP
How come you moved?
Derek
I moved here for. So I was in advertising before this. I was a director of social media for an advertising firm in town called the Bunting Group. So I. God, dude, my. I used to sell, like, laminates, kitchen countertops, sinks, hinges, and took a huge pay cut to go into advertising. Stuck around there, got headhunted for just a social job with them and came down and was like, I'm. I'm basically burned the boats, like, not going back home. We're doing this. Luckily, obviously, fast forward a bit. But we got here, thank God. There were some times where I was like, I gotta go back home and, like, I gotta pack it up and. But I moved down for the job and I loved it. And it was. It was really kind of that moment of like, this is the life now. Like, this is what we're doing. It's crazy.
Chef
Yeah.
JP
And I was so.
Chef
I was.
JP
I forget what it was, but I was scrolling through your Instagram.
Mitch
Yeah.
JP
And your period when you were like me, trying to explain to my girlfriend what I'm doing. Unemployed.
Chef
Those were great day.
JP
Whatever.
Derek
So appeal, like, to fast, like, go back a bit. When I was getting into advertising the first time, I was an account coordinator, so social was my way to get in. The second time, I basically sat at the bar with a buddy who's a video editor. And we sat there and he's like, I want to start my own agency. And I was like, that sounds lame. I was like, let's start a sports thing. And he was like, what is that? I was like, so we're going to call it Thoughts from the Bench. It's a blog and we make content. So we did that for, God, seven years. Blog, Twitch, streaming, our own podcasting, everything you could think of. We did shotgun races at tailgates against the barstool guys like Big Cat White Sox, Dave, we fucking grind that shit. And it was completely free. All the Twitch streams. That's how we got into Movember. That's why I'm so heavy into that. And so all that shit was where I would experiment for my advertising job. And so do the clients. They have the red tape. Everything in the advertising world is so ass, to be honest with you. Like, I like it. It got me here, but it's terrible. So I would take everything and come work it on my own podcast. And it would work there, and I'd bring it back. Well, what's the KPIs, what's the delivery like? Da, da, da, da. I'm like, no, it fucking worked, dude. It worked. So everything up to there, like, that's why I liked sending the blog and all that stuff. But those videos that you speak of, I was at that job, left that job for a video shop in town. I was their director of social Great guys. Just didn't work out. It was startup. Went back to the agency, and then they had their third round of layoffs ever, which happened in the same year. Shocker. And got laid off. And I was like, dude, I just bought my ring. So we're engaged now. I just bought my ring. We just moved into a new house. All this. So I was driving Lyft as much as a human could drive a car. I was picking up this freelance work, trying my ass off, and I was like, dude, I gotta get back into it. Because I had taken a huge gap off of making content for the blog stuff. Like before, bro, we were making videos. Like, I would blog three times a day.
Sherm
I would.
Derek
We did our Thursday show, which was two hours, which I stopped doing just for busing. I want to pick it back up, but stop doing that. So three clips a day, two blogs a week. We did a live stream. Monday night was a gaming show, so we did Twitch stream gaming. Tuesday night was a ranking show. We just ranked shit. Wednesday night was movie reviews. Thursday was my show. Friday was off. Saturday, we did a trivia show that I recorded the whole day. Sunday morning was gambling. And then after football, we did a recap show, all for free, in the back of a gym. The back of a gym. This utility closet where the only thing that's still there is my 2004 Golden T Arcade game that just stopped working when I moved here. I was pissed, bro. Full carcass, arcade, everything. I know this is super long. I'm so sorry to do this, but back into it. Yeah, I made these videos where I was basically Like, I have this salt of the earth, beautiful woman who is my fiance named Cat. And she was like, hey, like, you're good. She. She does. She's a nurse practitioner. She's like, we're okay. Just like, promise me you're gonna keep going. Like, figure it out. Like, I was like, I will watch this. Yeah. Yeah. And then I got Clump making me work on vacation, but no intro was super funny. My interview with you guys was the funniest day of my life. Jeremy's a crack, but I get through those videos where I was like, well, how do I explain to her what I do all day? So I made. I got up to, like, edition 19 before I got this job where every day I was making another piece of video and making another piece of video, just about my day. And it ended up. That got me a job offer at Meta, which I turned down for this. That got me a job offer with an agency in Kentucky because they were like, hey, we see your portfolio is tight. We see that you have a good attitude about this, and we see that, like, the place that laid you off clearly, like, had issues. It wasn't a you thing. And so making those videos, like, I have a cousin who's the professor of marketing at Duquesne University in Pittsburgh, and he's the one that helped me get a lot of my freelance clients that I still have today. But he was like, bro, he's like, keep making. He's like, just keep making something. So I'll just make these stupid fucking. Here I am taking the trash out videos. Here's. I made burgers for three weeks straight. Different burgers. I got a Blackstone that my dad drove down. I made three straight weeks of different types of burgers. And I was like, it. Here's the jalapeno cheese curd peanut butter burger I made today. It's fucking ass.
JP
Day 18.
Derek
But now, man, content. That's why, like, when this happened and Clump replied back. First time he replied back, I thought he was fucking with me. I didn't know. I was like, this guy's not the director of digital. Yeah, this in the picture. I was like, is that Plank? He's like, yeah.
Mitch
That's how I was when Will reached out to me too, too.
Chef
Yeah, dude.
Derek
But it's, you know, being it every. You guys have been great. 39 days have been so sick. So it's been. It's been a.
Chef
It feels way longer than 39 days, for sure. Yeah. Because what that.
Mitch
When.
Chef
When would you first walk?
Derek
So it would have Been.
Chef
Is that July?
Mitch
Were you here with the interns?
Derek
No, no, the interns had been hired. And so I went to the beach in July which is why I said to clump because they had me editing clips for my audition for my contra try into it. And so did then it was like I started my. What was supposed to be a six or five week trial contract made it to week three which is when I stopped bringing in to my desk so I can have a desk.
JP
Another great what day?
Chef
Great thing.
Derek
That was what day I'd said it to you. Cuz it was like, I think it was like the start of week three.
Jack
Yeah. Cuz I remember bringing it up and you're like, yeah, well it's actually over. I got offered a full time job. Like yes, that's how we found out.
Derek
That's one of my favorite moments.
Jack
I would explain that for anyone who does understand what we're talking about as well.
Derek
Yeah, I would bring in. So I like go through X and I was like, all right, I gotta start, like I gotta do something because you guys were awesome. But I was like, I need to start showing what I can do. And I was like, first thing I can do is just be like get your gimmicks going. Like I love bits. Like I handed out the cards today. A fun fact trivia. Like that shit just makes me happy. So every day I would bring in a new item for my desk when I got a desk and so this would pop up. A Kendama TJ White bobblehead, the Kobe Bryant magazine. And so I remember one day I looked at G and I said G, could I interest you in being interested in my desk item? And he was just like, yeah, sure. And from there it started slowly becoming a thing to then I think it was, it was one of our first conversations. You were like, hey dude, what'd you bring in today? And I was like, you know man. And I bid it. I said, hey bro, I did not bring something in. And I could feel genuine disappointment from you, which is hilarious.
Jack
Just like, man, like I feel like this was like where me and you were really about to just connect. And then it really, in about five seconds you figured out you got hired full time for the better. Truly. I like, I don't know why. I think today I've been feeling a little emotional. I'm like feeling, I'm like, dude, I'm so stoked that you got hired. Yeah, you've been such an amazing addition.
Derek
Thank you.
Jack
Yeah, your personality is super bright and like it just brings Just a new good vibe and energy and. Yeah, this with the. The cards today, like you wore in Arkansas, pull over the day before Tennessee plays. And, like, you immediately put on, like, you know, a. Some Tennessee logo you'd print off from the printer.
Derek
I tape the.
Jack
Out of it and then put something on my desk where it was like, an apology. And it was like, one free volunteer moment. It was like. Does not include, like, moving or something.
Derek
Else, which is a great. So, yeah, it had the. The dog over top of an Arkansas Pagan. Said, free for one volunteer moment does not include moving into or out to of houses, apartments, or living complexes, which was just great.
Jack
I mean, it was. It was a very well done card, too.
Derek
Thank you.
Jack
You just, like, wrote with Sharpie on, like, this piece of newspaper. But, like, obviously you and JP have a knack for this brochure thing.
Derek
He was ahead of me before him.
Chef
Yeah.
Jack
Whenever JP's ready.
Derek
But, yeah, no, it was funny. Yeah. Jack's like, well, what did you bring in? And I was like, in my brain, I was like, I could be like, oh, dude, you could. And I could be. Well, I could be hype. And I could be like, no, no, here's why I didn't. But I was like, nah, dude, keep it. And I was like, you know what? I didn't bring something in today, man. And he was just like, oh, dude, what? Like, what the. And I was like, well, that was for my contract. I got hired full time. And he's like, what the fuck? He was like, that's how we're gonna find out. And Jack, like, he's like, g. Did you know he got full. J.P. did you know he got full time? And just, like, this whole, like, dude, it was a great moment. And there's so many of those little moments. Like, it's so funny because you guys are from the outside perspective, like, not to blow your tops off. You're very cool. Like, you're very cool people. You are on bus in. You running for president. No, but, like, you have this presence about you guys that is like, we are. This is the group. Like, I can't explain to you how cool it is to tell people. I'm. I literally said to my mom, I was like, no, I'm one of the boys that's busing. Like. And she was like, what the does that mean? I was like, no. Like, I'm. I'm like, one of this thing that is this. And it's super cool because, you know, I've done mine. The words of my buddy Josh, my hundred Thousand hours of podcasting, 100,000 hours of graphics. Like, I've done all the little shit that the second this opportunity came up, I was like, oh, no, I know I'm gonna do the job. Well, it's about getting you guys to, like, buy into me as a person too. That's an important part of what you have built here.
JP
Definitely.
Mitch
For sure.
JP
What was. So you said the interview process was hilarious and stuff. Whoa. What stood out? Yeah.
Derek
So really genuinely, what stood out was, was me kind of fumbling at myself. Not a bad way. But I, you know, got the call or the email from Klump. And I remember because I had like, the meta thing was a contracted to run. They're rolling out on Meta. So 2026, all ads creative will be made by AI. So it's this well known thing. They had contacted me to lead a team of creatives to run AI generated ads through our own eyes to say if it's going to be good or not. And I was like, all right, cool, that's meta. And then there was another gig at an agency that I was getting through the final. It would have been remote with one week in Kentucky. Like, it was cool. And then I get the email from Jeremy Columbus, just like, hey, like, want to talk to you. Had the first call and I'm just like, this dude is so, like, it's not a disrespectful. He's goofy. Like, clumsy goofy. He's a dude, right? And so he's like, yep, did that. And then next interview, he. I, like, didn't hear from him for, like two days. And I'm like, all right, this could be a bit like, anybody can make a bus in Gmail, whatever. And he's like, yeah, I'm gonna bring. Well, he was like, I'm gonna bring Chef on. And so the next interview, Chef comes on, and I'm asking a couple questions, and Chef's answering them, like, really well in a good setting. And clumps. Get it. And then clumps, like, yeah, man, your homework really is to watch the latest episode, which I had already gotten, like, halfway through, like, huge fan. And so I was like, yeah. And he's like, cut some clips of it. So I'm cutting and I cut about three clips. And I'm talking like, he said, if you can send them tomorrow, that'd be sick. And I'm like, fuck, dude, I don't even got Adobe Premiere right now.
JP
Yeah.
Derek
So I signed up for a free week of Adobe Premiere. And I was like, let's do this shit. Cut the clips. Sent him in. There was, like, one issue with the jump. Cut him and I talk through. Then he goes, awesome, man. I'll reach out soon. Another three days goes by, and I'm like, now I'm getting in my own.
Jack
Head because I don't know who's about to, you know?
Derek
Luckily, my buddy Josh got me his. I was like, thank God. But no, because I didn't know Chef. I didn't know Sherm. I knew who Will was because of Barstool and Will. I didn't know Will, and I didn't know this Jeremy guy. And I'm just like, dude. Like, I don't know if they liked it. I'm sitting there, like, twitching, like they hate this. And so Clump comes back and like, yo, that's sick. We want you to cut three more clips. And he goes, I know you're. This is Thursday. He goes, I. Dude. So we had a conversation about it, but he's like, I need you to cut these clips. I know you're leaving for the beach Saturday morning at 8am I was going to Myrtle beach, shout out, S.C. and he goes, I want you capital of the world. I have the worst record of mini golf there, but I've played all the courses. It's great. I was like, yo, bro. Like, yeah. He's like, I want you to cut a clip for Will's Instagram, cut a clip for Sherm's Instagram and cut a clip for the. For the dad's Instagram. He's like, you'll be running or cutting clips for all of them. Haven't done it yet.
Sherm
You don't even do it. I still remember Clump tell me that. I was like, club. We put every. Like, we don't specify for people's accounts. It was like, we're just gonna make them do it.
Derek
I was like, all right. Yep. Well, I did. I, like, longest like to get in, so stayed up till about two in the morning cutting them because there was a glitch, error because I downloaded the YouTube video, and it ke up. Did that. Send it in.
JP
Just insane. Anyways, like, yeah, just download it from YouTube, bro.
Derek
I'm like, that's.
Chef
The link is crazy.
Derek
Yeah, he. I mean, get there. I'm at the beach, my family's. Yeah. If you're Clump and the whole. My whole family's like, all right, so you're, like, auditioning for a podcast. And they knew I did my whole thing, but it was never serious up until now. Like, it was never A job. So Clump calls me. He's like, hey, bro, can you cut clips today or no? Can you put together a social strategy? And I was like, yeah, I do that in my sleep. Cranked it out in like two hours on the beach with my fiance with margaritas, which was great. Day goes by. Send it. Next morning, 8:35, I'm on the golf course. Hey, man, can you talk soon From Clump? Yeah, bro. Like, just let me know. I'm golfing, but I got you this. Don't text me back till the next day at like 10, bro. I'm like, I'm sitting. I'm like, hey, guys, can you make sure? Yeah, my phone's plugged in. Thank you. I'm supposed to get a call that I was on, like, the. Hey, dad, don't use the phone. My friends are gonna call. And I have Ethernet. Like, that's literally where we were. And so then the next, he's like, yeah, dude, we want you to. To come in. Like, yeah, you're getting it. And I talked to Clump eventually about it because my first day was Breca. So my interview day was when you breck it was. And they're just moving parts and I'm like, dodging balls getting thrown and, like. And so I get in there and Clump comes in. The strategy went well. I walked Will through it, like, same as if I was doing it for one of the bank clients we had back in the day. And I find out later that week that Clump's like, oh, no. That was like an insane ask. He's like, you hit every check mark. He's like, I. You'll never have a day. Hard as that. Interview process at Boston. Yes, please.
Sherm
Missing a big point. He came in at like one o' clock in the afternoon. Breca went for some reason. We had like, oh, it was a big recording day. So he gets there. We asked him to get there at 1. We sit down, me, Sherm and Clump. We're having a great time talking to him. We're like, well, we should be done. Will should be done really, really quick. Like, you know, any minute now, two and a half hours go by and they just finish up that. Which is like unforeseen circumstance. And Will's in. Like, you could tell Will just had a long day. When they do these big recording days for people that don't know, it's like you just go and go and go.
Mitch
Yeah.
Sherm
So Will sits down and I can see the look on his face where he's like, in that mode where it's.
Mitch
Like, don't talk to me.
Sherm
No. Yeah. Kind of like a no bullshit mode. Derek handled himself really well, because I know in that spot. I remember my first day as an intern. I was very nervous, and I think that would have definitely thrown me for a loop, but, like, insane circumstances that he went through. Very impressive.
JP
This might have been another time, but did you have to be somewhere, like, get on the road that day?
Derek
Not that day. There was the other day. So we had that day where I told them I had nothing that day.
JP
Yeah.
Derek
So me, Chef, and Sherm literally sat there and we watched all of my old ads on my portfolio. Like, there's a brewery in town called Black Abbey, and I did this ad called the Patron Saints. My favorite thing I've ever done. But it's all, like, when you go to the bar, like, the girls are best friends in the bathroom, there's a patron saying to the bathroom bestie. Like, all this. So we watched all that. We watched old serve, pro ad shit like that. And so then Will comes in, and I. I did ask. I asked Chef and Sharm like, yo, is Will. Because I have this Persona of Will of his barstool days. Booze, ponies, like, all that. I'm like, is he always a little cold? And they're like, it's a little bit of a test, but it was a long day, and so cool. The next time I came in was for a recording, and I brought my buddy rj. So that was when I was like, oh, we kind of got to go. And RJ just sat. Got you in the room the whole day. And I was like, how was your day, rj? And he's like, they're all really cool guys. I just watched TV and smoked, and I was like, oh, cool, man. Like, so if you just. If you noticed him going outside and coming back in, shout out my boy, rj. But no, it was just. It was funny for that. And then coming in and just like, yeah, I mean, everyone's obviously been. Been great for. But it's so funny. And you're right. It does feel like it's been a year already, which is great. I love it.
Mitch
Just did you talking through your hiring process reminded me of mine and, like.
Chef
How you truly thought you were getting punked. Yes, I know.
Mitch
You know, like, yeah. Like, I got a text from Will. I'm like, he's like, is this Mitch Carsey? I'm like, yeah. He's like, it's Will Compton. And I'm like, well, I'm Just sitting next to Will.
JP
We just taking the photo. Like, yeah, say this, say this.
Mitch
And I like looked up the area code. I'm like, it's from Missouri. I know Will's from Missouri. And he said it's Will. It's Will Compton picture for reference. And it's like it's his LinkedIn photo from his caught like his senior year of college. I'm like one of the greatest. Yeah, it was like, like this is like I literally went home like yo, I think Will Compton texted me, but I don't know. But then so like how you said you were waiting for a couple days. I was waiting for like two or three weeks. I mean I was bombarding JP with emails.
Chef
Will texted you versus club text. Yeah, there was at least days of club was a week.
Derek
But it was all pumps was intentional. Do you think Wills was intentional?
Mitch
Like what when he made you wait that long? No, it was from. It was more so from you and Will.
JP
Yeah.
Mitch
But you guys were also just at Green Bay, right? And like when I think you may have gone somewhere else.
JP
I think so.
Derek
Yeah.
JP
And there was like another person in the interview process too. And yeah, essentially it was just Will and I kind of trying to do it while also doing the other stuff.
Mitch
Like also having a shit ton of stuff to do campaigning. But yeah, I was like I. I think I've sent JP like 10 emails.
JP
Like hey, yeah, I wish I had something more for you.
Jack
At that time. I bet was about the size of how many people we have in this room.
Mitch
No, it was us three and Blossom.
JP
But like even boss was kind of like there sometimes it's literally just the three of you.
Derek
Blah, crazy.
Mitch
It's part time. And then Will and Taylor, I mean.
Chef
When you walked in and just saw us. Well, I know we've talked about many times but sitting at the desk the same table. I was like in the bus working.
Jack
Do we even have this side yet?
Mitch
No, no, this was still rocket.
Chef
He actually sat at the desk in the back of the bus to work and we shared this table.
Derek
Damn. Yeah, the come up's crazy.
Mitch
Anyway dude, it was.
Chef
I literally watched like.
Mitch
Yeah, it was, it was two. It was two tables like that back to back. And then like it was like a tea. Yeah, I had the, the tea and like we worked by that bathroom in the back on the other side. And if one of you. One of us had a bad poop, everybody was smelling it like it was. We were in the trench. No, for real. But yeah, when I walked back there.
Chef
Was like, oh, it's basically sounds like everyone's hiring process was interesting.
Derek
Unconventional as the job.
JP
Yeah, I was long as crap. I had to make a make a vlog out of some clips they sent me while I was also trying to legit make rent. And I was in Florida. My first day, I had to upload a full episode from my laptop in Florida. The episode was late. Will blast me on Twitter. It was crazy.
Derek
Damn.
Jack
JP's first day in office was Dave Portnoy's episode.
Chef
Yeah, our first time having Dave.
Derek
Oh my God, the kid.
Chef
The.
JP
At South Carolina, when I was talking to one of the classes, they asked like, how to like, face failure. And I told them. I was like, well, kind of at my job. When you mess up, it gets blasted out to everybody, so you have to do it head on. And I use that example of them of Will being like, we just hired somebody. But apparently he can't get the episode out on time. So like Everybody let a hovey 34 know. And I was like, so basically, I guess the best way to face it is to bring back bullying. And that got a few laughs. But, you know, college is different nowadays.
Derek
PC shit, man. We can change that with this campaign.
Ryan Seacrest
We can.
JP
And that's why we're here.
Derek
Come on down to Cocky.
JP
Speaking of campaigns, you and Coop have been on a campaign, started a little.
Coop
Bit of a seed campaign.
JP
I like Coop taking.
Mitch
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, Coop.
Coop
I mean, I don't. I don't remember how they noticed. Do we want to say the. The name?
Derek
Yeah, yeah.
Chef
What about when start?
Derek
Well, the.
Chef
The journey of.
Derek
Yeah, tell it from the beginning, I feel like.
Coop
So I guess midway through this year I just started cracking seeds at work, like every day, just doing it. And I posted a tweet about it, like, whatever. David's the standard sunflower seed brand. And I like tweeted like I found my people because someone else tweeted about it. That was like mid year. And then you get here, you like seeds, and we're just like cracking them and then we clump. Wanted to order smack in a sunflower seed brand that they do a lot of promotion on. TikTok, maybe you've seen them, but they have a lot of flavors. So we just ordered a ton, like a bucket full of them. And so me and Derek started ranking them on the wall and I posted the picture on Twitter. And then like a week or two later of the posted rankings, they reached out like to my tweet directly, I think.
JP
Yeah.
Derek
Oh yeah. They commented right underneath it commented on our rankings.
Coop
And then, you know, back and forth in DM a little bit. And they sent us a care package. And so we got that, and we have a video that we will be releasing soon. A reaction to them, which is fun.
Derek
It's in. It's in. It's in Coop's computer, so we'll get it out the balls in my skipping, too. It's funny. We. So I started to take a little bit over the streams, and we're sitting at that table, and it's me, Jared, chef, and then coupe on the left side. And we are all, like, sharing two bags of David's, which. Or no of a bigs and two hidden bags. Ranch, bro.
Coop
Might have not have been enough for a stream.
JP
We are full on dugout over there.
Coop
We're sitting. We're sitting behind the table, like, we're.
Derek
At the ballpark ripping dud. And so we. We started on David's, and then I was like, like, yo, may I put you on? And we switched to bigs, which is Hidden Valley. And so we're ripping them, and Jared is, like, at the computer coup chef me. And he just goes, y' all know you can buy your own individual bags, right? Just like this guy. He's not a seed, boy. So we started doing that, and then Chinook reached out and sent us a little care package.
Coop
Yeah, Chinook reach out too.
Derek
It's become a. And that's the one thing I'll say, like, if I have a gift of, like, content sniff out opportunity like that. Like, this is a thing that we're gonna. We're gonna go with forever.
Coop
It happened so fast, too. And special shout out to Chinook as well, because they're partnered with. We don't have a lot of baseball fans here. Some of y' all might know who he's. Bobby Witt Jr. One of the best players in. In baseball. And they sent a signed baseball of Bobby Witt Jr. Because he's. He's partnered with them, which I thought was, like, a really cool.
Derek
I said, hold on. Yeah, bro.
Coop
It's on my desk. Bobby Witt signed baseball.
Chef
He plays for the Rangers.
Derek
He.
Chef
The Royals.
Sherm
Royals.
Chef
Was he the guy that made that diving catch when we went to the St. Louis game? Yeah, that's why I know that name.
Coop
He. He's one of the best.
Odoo Advertiser
Baller.
Derek
Baller shorts. So sick.
Coop
Shortstop. Fun fact. He also went to the same high school as Max Crosby.
Chef
Oh, so boys.
Derek
Yeah, bro. Sea Boys is strong. I stole that from.
Coop
He didn't go to college to play. He went to the Same high school, Colleyville in dfw.
Derek
So we had a car ride. My buddy that does, like, events in Pittsburgh, we were going to Philly to do one of his. He did this hotel event for the Kipton Hotels, and so it's called Clocked Out. And we took it to the Philly one, and we had me, his videographer, another guy that was just rolling with us, and then the dj, all in a sprinter van. I bought six bags of seeds, and me and the DJ pound through them. On the way there, my one buddy was like, just a couple Seed boys, chipmunks in the back. And so Seed boys has stuck with me for, like, I love them, and just sit there and do it. In the tweet that Coops talk about, that started it said, don't let anyone tell you that you can't just rip a bag of sunflower seeds at work. It's like, yeah.
Coop
And I was in the middle of ripping a bag of sunflower seeds at work.
Chef
Ripping through bags.
Jack
You know who else has been really ripping through them as of late? That boy JP I've been seeing him.
JP
Oh, yeah.
Derek
Chinooks is brand, bro.
Coop
I thought you were about to say G, because G brought some.
Jack
I feel like everyone is on them.
Coop
G brought some to the zoo.
Derek
Yeah, I did tigers last night.
Chef
I had some at the zoo. I was cracking some. I love that we're saying cracking, too. I was cracking some on my drive to South Carolina on Friday. Yeah.
JP
He was like, I brought some seeds for you because they all got the Chinook ones.
Derek
Oh, yeah. That's the first thing you said, though, because I remember we went to. It was. Taylor was doing it, too, because we bought the bigs, and Taylor ran through one of my bags, and I was like, yeah, you know is what it is. What's that?
Chef
You can't bring, like, just one portion of something. It'll be gone.
Derek
Yeah, let's go.
JP
I didn't know they lived that long.
Derek
That's. Yeah, that's a nice place. There's a hole up there he ripped through. Not to, like, put it, though. It could have come from the hole. He ripped through a bag or whatever. And I basically stopped at a Bucky's, and I was like, yo, let me see what flavors they have there. And they had Chinook, and so I bought a couple of them, and I just was like, I'm not bringing these in yet. I just. I bought, like, lemon pepper. Didn't love it.
Jack
Yeah.
Derek
And I. We come in, and we're like, yo, Biggs. And JP goes, have you guys ever heard of Chinook? And I'm like, fuck. That could have been such a bonding moment with jp. Fuck. But we got Chinook. And you got your bag. Jalapeno Ranch.
JP
Jalapeno Ranch. Another flavor.
Coop
Another funny story about the seeds is I went to the dentist a few weeks ago. Yes. And she. After she cleaned my teeth, the. The hygienist, she's like, do you. I thought this was a wild question. She's like, do you, like, dip or do those. Those Zen pouches? I'm like, no, I. I don't. She's like, well, the tissue, like, in your cheek on the left side of your mouth is, like, white and kind of, like, rough. Like. Like, it's been, you know, like, it's. It's distressed. I'm like, oh. She's like, like, so you don't. She's like, you don't. She's like, you don't.
Derek
What are you talking about?
Coop
But she's like. She's, like, questioning me. And I'm like, could it be from sunflower seeds? And she's like, yeah, it could. The salt and the sodium.
Derek
I was like.
Coop
I was like, yeah, well, I just basically rip seeds from 9am I'm nine to five, so.
Derek
Nine to five.
Coop
Seed ripper every day.
Jack
What'd she say about that?
Chef
You have to change your mind.
Coop
She's like. She's like, I've never. She's like, I've never seen this. She's like, I've never seen that before. Like, that is so interesting. And then she's like, like, oh, I'm glad. Like, I'm glad it's seeds and not tobacco.
Jack
I'm like, you're not my mom.
Coop
Also, like. But then I followed up, and I was like, also. Is this gonna be, like, a problem, though? And she's like, maybe, like, super long term, but, like, there's no gum damage. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna keep ripping seeds. I was like, maybe a problem. Maybe I'll switch sides.
Chef
You guys put your seeds on the same side every time.
Coop
Every time.
Mitch
Now you gotta mix it up.
Derek
I've had to switch.
Chef
I tried to switch while I was driving, bro. It was a disaster.
Derek
That's what I'm saying.
Coop
That's why you probably have white.
Chef
No, I'm not there yet.
Derek
Yeah, I feel. I mean, get there.
Mitch
You'll get playing baseball and ripping seeds all the time. Yeah. I mean, you just kind of get used to.
Chef
Well, the best part about baseball is they'd have the bucket in the dugout. I would just get a handful, put them in my back pocket.
Derek
Yeah.
Mitch
So you. You guys would have, like, a full bucket of just one of the.
Coop
Yeah, yeah.
Chef
One of the dads.
Derek
Key baseball. Yeah, it's just the bucket that we have down there. But you empty. Yeah, but they're just. I mean, those are just OG Flavors, like seeds. Yeah, brother. We got cheeseburger now. We got loaded nachos.
Coop
Yeah, they sent us a ton of cheeseburger.
Chef
If you want to send Coop and Derek more seeds, that'd be amazing, because.
Derek
We'Ve looked up some brands maybe.
Chef
Is there anybody that you.
Derek
You're. I mean, Biggs is the one, but they don't got an X account. They got an Instagram. David's Red Flag. My thing with David's is that's the one that will destroy everything in your mouth.
Chef
Salt is intense.
Derek
They can, you know which one disrespect David.
Coop
Yeah. And that's what I was doing before we started this.
Derek
You're an animal for that.
JP
Yeah, yeah. That's what I was doing before I.
Coop
The hardcore seeds, bro.
Derek
Chinook and smacking, they are both low, so they're low sodium. Big. My big issue with David's. They're little tiny seeds. Like Dave. They got comfortable at the top of a market that really has now started to catch up to them. And we, you know, we're in the ground floor, bro.
Coop
We're scratching the surface, Right.
Derek
Because David's. They got little tiny seeds. All the other ones, I mean, big.
Chef
Smacking, specifically backyard barbecue. That thing is. That was almost my dinner last.
Coop
The garlic parm.
Derek
All right.
Mitch
I mean, yeah, y' all are sleeping on this.
Derek
The cinnamon or no cinnamon Churro Maple Brown Sugar's elite.
Mitch
But I'm. I'm a sweet boy.
Chef
That's true.
Derek
He has been Cinnamon churros.
Coop
Number.
Derek
I've been on the pepper.
Coop
I literally. It's like I'm shoving pepper into my mouth.
Derek
Like, raw pepper went from salt to pepper.
Mitch
Maybe. I guess that. I mean, we all. We all have our side quests. I don't know if it's a joint side quest for the both of you.
Jack
Just more seeds.
Derek
Just when I heard you guys talking about side quests, I do have question. Is it one that you're, like, promising you're doing, or is it more just kind of like a thing? Because I think making that official. Sick.
Mitch
It's kind of like your side content. Like, my side content is flag golf.
Jack
Mine's painting. I have done nothing about It.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
But I can feel it. My bones, man. Like, my mom is a pain.
JP
You just made a sale for her. Two tails.
Mitch
Make it to midnight for him. And then we need to get Coop to start doing some streaming stuff.
Coop
And I just have not been on the game as much, and I say that I've been saying that for, like.
Chef
I would like to get back on the game, get my. My hand muscles warmed back up before God.
Coop
It's almost gaming season. The winter, like, all right.
Jack
A little colder.
Mitch
I feel like gaming. I feel like gaming season. Seasons once football's over.
Chef
Dude. I don't know if I downloaded skate wrong.
Jack
I saw on my marketplace or my friends list, it was like. Like, Gary, like, downloaded it, and I was like, damn, he downloaded. But I never saw you actually in.
Chef
I went in and it was like, the trial or some.
Jack
Yeah, it's an early access.
Mitch
That's what it is.
Derek
Oh, Skate made me so mad because of it.
Chef
I literally made my guy and just rode for, like, five minutes.
Jack
You probably on.
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
Yeah.
Mitch
You have to.
Jack
Challenges is tight.
Mitch
Takes you, like, 15, 20 minutes to get off.
Jack
One of my gripes with skate is the. Probably the best place to skate in that game is tutorial island. And you cannot access it, but go back. No, but there's a whole city with, like, four different sectors in it, and it's four different, like, cities within a major city. But got you anything that's a free game.
Derek
Yeah.
Jack
And you have that much to do in it. I'm all on it. And I think I mentioned this in a couple episodes ago, but just to feel something for a video game at my old age of about to be 31, that is such a massive win. I just, like, crave that, like, man, when I get home, I'm gonna make dinner and I'm gonna play that game until I go to sleep. And it does not happen a lot anymore. So that's a fun feeling this week. So I'm nervous that we're, like, hitting these.
Mitch
Yeah. That's how. That's how I am with nascar.
Derek
What's the first game you felt that with?
Jack
Call of Duty four. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Call Me four was seventh grade for me. Yeah. Modern Warfare. It just changed my life with video games. And it also was a really big moment in how to share things. I had two younger brothers, so at the top of the pecking order, it's like, obviously, I'm playing first.
Chef
Yeah.
Jack
But then once the younger brothers start aging and they're, like, going to mom while I'm like, you Know on an epic kill streak. Mom's coming. She's like, after this game, James is up, and I'm like, fine. And then she's like. And then Joey's up, and I'm like, okay, this is too.
Derek
You're gonna get cold.
Chef
Yeah, I'm gonna get cold.
Jack
But, yeah, call of Duty 4 is a big one for me. I. I want to go back kind of into your life outside of seeds and working. What is. What is Derek like to do? Yeah, well, I'm very curious as myself, and I know the listener is too.
Derek
Yeah. I mean, genuinely, it's. It's funny because, like, I feel a little bit lost from it. Like, the things that I've done in my life. The number one thing is I have had. Which we did. I'm not ever gonna say we stopped. We paused doing it for the last seven, six or seven years. Every Thursday from six to eight, I have done a live stream podcast called Two Beers Deep. And I stopped it to emphasize on our streams, but also just like, hold on, I need to focus on this to hit it. So love podcasting. Like, that is my highlight. Favorite thing ever. I have. I believe it's at 85 and 85. Ranking of a brewery system. So beer is always been a part of my life, like, in terms of just being around the bar scene. I worked in a restaurant, grew up with breweries, did social for breweries. So I have a list and it's all across the country. So from Hawaii, I have some in Seattle, some in Philly, some obviously a ton in Pittsburgh, Nashville, Chicago, Detroit, like, all these. So ranking breweries. I have my own system. It's crazy. I have a spreadsheet.
Jack
Can you. Do you have a power ranking of just Nashville?
Derek
Absolutely.
Jack
Because I'd love to hear that. Breweries for me, chef's all day one.
Derek
Yeah.
Jack
Because I. I love it. Just like a domestic, like beer. And obviously at breweries, you're not going to have just like, you know, a Coors Bud Light.
Derek
You know, Bud Light.
Jack
I know you're listening. It's a Bud Light.
Mitch
I used to work at one. I used to work at a beer distributor. So, like, I've got really big into IPAs. And then two, I used to work on a TV show that would go to different breweries. So that got me big into. So I'm a. I'm a big IPA guy.
Derek
It. It's funny, almost Bud Light guy. Yeah, Bud Light pa. And it is this big, like, crazy part. So to that point, you're like, okay, I like Light beer. I don't really know if a brewery. I would still like breweries 100. But I would say you. You have to. And obviously you're going to know about it. Have to go to Smith and Lens.
Jack
Yeah.
Derek
So Pilsner is one of the reasons. So, for example, like, you can see the best in Nashville.
Jack
I would agree.
Derek
But you can see, like, how crazy. And the scoring system, it's on an xl, bro. And it's all filtered. I got manifest and I'll share it out. I give the link to everybody. It's beer space. Food scene.
JP
People is the model.
Derek
Beer is pretty standard. It's. It's. Do you hit all the fl. Like, for example, bearded or Black Abbey in Nashville just does their beers. They don't really do specials. They do some collabs here and there. They did one called Dancing Mannequin that was good. But, like, how good is the beer that you do? Do you have all the flavors? Is your Red L A Red Ale? Do you experiment? Do you try some space? Is the place that you're in? Do you just do it? Well, there's some breweries that. This would be the whole area. Okay, cool. Is it set up well? Do I feel comfortable in it? Is it a sick venue? Food scene? Can I bring food? Are there food trucks? Do you serve food? Because not all breweries need to have it. Smith and Lens Pizza puts them right now. Smith and Lens is my third top brewery on this entire list. And then people. People is the people that work there, the people that are there, the people that sit at the bar, the community around it. How close are you to it? If there's somebody at the bar that's just being a jerk to people, your people score goes down, which I know is not the brewery's fault, but, like, that's. That's what you're attracted. And so the top ones I have from Tennessee, Smith and Lentz right now is third. They come in at a total score of 16.5 out of 20, which the highest is 17.6.
Jack
Other 20 scale rate.
Derek
Yeah, because each 1, 5, 10, 15, 20 on it. Fate La Force. Have you heard of that?
Chef
No.
Derek
Fate La Force is. It's gas. First and foremost. It's in Wedgwood, Houston. So do you know when you come to those train tracks and you make a right in the. There's never. Never. Yeah, make a left. You go past that apartment building, go up the hill.
Jack
Wait, is it the place where that sandwich spot is?
Chef
It's at the top of the hill by El.
Derek
Forno Yeah, it is the brewery next to El.
Mitch
I have been there. That place is a vibe.
Chef
It was called Iron Something.
Derek
No Fate La Force, but there is probably an iron. There's a something there f open about two years ago.
Chef
I'm just going to pause you. When I went to grab Jack, I just.
Jack
I just got skinned.
Derek
I heard a noise and I wasn't. Failovers is sick. They do a cold ship ipa which is one of the few places I found here really good. They do Star Wars Day every year. Just a total vibe. The people are awesome. Love going there. When they had the craft brew convention in town, I bumped tickets off my buddy who makes a canned drink in PA and they had a bunch of parties and that was at one of them, which was unbelievable.
Mitch
I'm trying to get in this.
Derek
Dude, it's my favorite. Bearded Iris is sitting here at 11 homestyle is the greatest beer I think that I've had.
Jack
That is IPA without a doubt.
Derek
And it's. It's so crazy because it is an ipa, but it's an ale, but it's not quite an ale. It's juicy, but it's hazy. Every time someone comes in, I hand them one of those. And right now Bearded Iris, they're at a 15.8, which is great.
Coop
Do you have a Southern grist on there? That one hits close to home.
Derek
Southern grist, the reason they are not higher. So they're 18th right now. And chef and I talked about this. I have not accounted the ranking for the restaurant in East. And that restaurant smacks is very. I know it does. I just have not updated.
Jack
But they're right next to me and Garrett as well.
Derek
My issue with them is. And it's not an issue with them, but they just. They knock hazies out of the park. Hazy's are a fad and if that's all you're doing, I just want to see. But they do have some sick ass beer over there. And then another one Tenfold, if you guys have ever heard of Tenfold, it is out. I forget the name of the area. Just a little bit outside of town. There's like a party foul out there. They do gluten free pizza. So if my fiance's gluten free. Amazing. They just hit all of their beers to a beautiful point. They have a stage outside. Every time you go, there's dogs running around. Donaldson. Yes. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that one rips and it just. Dude, I mean Barique Brewing, if you've ever heard of that. Barique Brewing Is next to. So Titan Stadium and all that industrial park. Before you get to the nights in, it's in one of those loading docks. And I literally.
Chef
That's where little Harpeth used to be.
Derek
Yeah, dude. So I pulled up and it's just loading dock everywhere. And then a wooden door that looks like I'm going to Narnia. And you go in it's hole in the wall. They're the only place here that does cast brewing. So they brew the beer, they put it into an oak cast or a whiskey cask.
Chef
Sorry, Mitch.
Mitch
No, I felt the same exact way. I felt like, what does that mean?
Derek
But I go back into it. They. If you go in, they just have barrel, like, oak cask barrels everywhere. And what happens is Black Abbey had this for a little bit. Jameson will note their barrels, how many rotations they do, and then they ship those barrels to a specific number of breweries. So Black Abbey for a while was a Jameson partner. And you make the beer and then age it in that. They age their beers and they do a good job with like cherry tart sours and things. But they do cask beers, and so they'll let it age in the cask and sit there. It just deepens the flavor. It's just sick. Like, it just. It makes it different.
Mitch
This is so sick.
Chef
What about. I'm thinking the Jackalope is near us. Yeah, Monday night.
Mitch
Yeah, Monday night.
Jack
Outdoor scene.
Chef
I was just gonna say.
Derek
I want to know.
Mitch
Number one, there's one in. Oh, I'm thinking of fat Bottom.
Chef
I'm trying to think of another.
Derek
Yeah, I'm getting antsy for number one. So to go through.
Chef
What's the one under the bridge? Hippies in California.
Coop
Tennessee.
Derek
Tennessee Brewers. So to go through, which I can't. I don't know why I can't.
Mitch
What was number one again?
Derek
Number one in Tennessee.
Mitch
Oh, sorry.
Derek
I'll talk about one and two because they're. They're there. Number one in Tennessee. I'm so sorry. Number one in Tennessee. One and two are from Pennsylvania.
Mitch
Hell yeah.
Derek
I'm so sorry.
Jack
Number three. Are they in the country?
Derek
In the country?
Mitch
Are you. Is. Is this. Are these two. How many have you been in Pennsylvania?
Derek
Oh, gosh. So, like, it's more Western pa. All Pittsburgh. There's. So I have Saucony brewing out towards you a little bit, but that's more Poconos. There's Pocono brewing in here. I have. There's a couple in Philly. And I'll tell you flat out, dude, it's not their fault. Forest in Maine is one on here. I went during COVID So it is. They have a low score due to space and food. Because we just got to go talk about some of the other Tennessee ones in here. Marble Fox, if you guys have ever heard of Marble Fox.
Mitch
Yes.
Derek
They took over for Jackalope in the Gulch. So they're across from Finn Dougall's.
Mitch
Yeah, McDougalls. And like that two hands.
Derek
Yeah, they. They do a really good IPA.
Mitch
I never see anybody in there.
Derek
I used to go in because I'd go to that. Scouts paying for parking sucks. So I'd park at the brewery, get free parking for a beer, walk over to my haircut, and go home.
Coop
Do you have. What's it called, Chef? The one that Zool. Do you have Zool on there?
Chef
No.
Derek
And I know Zul just bought.
Coop
Yeah, they bought Southern Grizz.
Chef
Yeah.
Derek
I have not. Because Southern Grizz hasn't changed technically to what they are like East Nashville Brew. Crazy Gnome is a sick one. In East. They just got a brand new spot. Have you been. No. Okay.
Chef
I was worried that they went out of business because it's not there anymore. A barbecue place moved in.
Mitch
Yep.
Chef
It smells incredible.
Derek
Do you know Sinkers, the distributor over? So there's a covered bridge, and if you go through it, you get the sinkers, you make a left before it. Crazy Gnome bought a large space out there. So I. I used to know one of the bartenders who was.
Chef
Gallatin.
Derek
Yeah, Right off Gallatin. Super sick.
Chef
The old El Fuego.
Jack
Yeah.
Derek
Like, right, right.
JP
That bridge so tapped in, dude.
Derek
So I will say. Hold on. I do have.
Coop
I do feel like I'm learning a lot.
Mitch
Yeah.
Derek
Southern Hop in Merle's Inlet, South Carolina, is 38th on the list right now.
Chef
Have you been to any in Birmingham, Alabama?
Derek
I have not been to. They've got.
Chef
They've got a couple. They've got a couple down there like Avondale. Good People, I got.
Derek
Yeah, good people. Good People's a good brewery. I've never been. No. I have Seattle, Oklahoma City. I have Chicago, Pittsburgh, Philly, Savannah, Georgia was a good little spot, but you got in. Yeah.
Coop
Which one? Okc.
Derek
Okc. I have Prairie Artesian Ales. I have Lively brewing, and then one of my favorite ones is Stone Cloud.
Coop
Okay. Stone Cloud's big.
Derek
Stone Cloud is sixth on my overall list.
JP
They.
Coop
They put a Stone Cloud in Stillwater. They put one in Stillwater right after I graduated, bro.
Derek
That rips Angry Scotsman. Rips Ola. Brew in Hawaii in Kalukona rips Kona Big Wave.
Chef
Is it?
Jack
Yeah.
Derek
That's the ones Kona's pizza rips Abi.
Chef
Yeah, ab to push a beer.
Derek
Kona Big Wave also went to one in Texas and Waxahatch Kona slaps. I will say the two that are at the top of this list are. If anybody knows me, not a shock. They're both in Pittsburgh. So extremely biased. But here's kind of what I've been forcing Clump to do when we go for the draft. I'm. I'm forcing him to let everyone go. I have no idea if we go can make that happen. And I'm forcing him to let us all stay there for a week for me to show you guys around. Probably not going to happen. Where's that? Pittsburgh for the Drift.
Mitch
Oh hell yeah.
Chef
It's going to be amazing.
Derek
Number two on the list in the country is a brewery called Trace Brewing. Trace Brewing is done by a gentleman. He used to. His name is Adam Sorma. He's their head of like their marketing. He drove a mini bus around forever and just gave people tokens and like to different breweries. It's awesome. And then Cinderlins Brewing in Pittsburgh is my number one in the country. They have a Crunchwrap Supreme 2 story. It used to be called a spaghetti factory. They gutted it. Yard games, downstairs balcony upstairs. It rips.
Chef
Have you, have you ever made your own beer?
Derek
Yeah, man. I have the kid at home. I bought it for my agency. We had this thing called conviction days which is if you're convicted for something, you get PTO to go do it. I went and bought it. All I mistimed is this past Christmas. I missed time when I was leaving to go home.
JP
Hang on. Convicted days.
Derek
Conviction, conviction, conviction. You're convicted about something. Conviction.
JP
So one of their buzzers, what does that mean?
Chef
You have more to tell us.
Coop
You feel really strongly about it. Right.
JP
What would be an example for me?
Derek
I thought I was like line of I'd cocky land you didn't go to. Now the conviction is like you're doing. Conviction is a strong feeling about something. So I'm convicted to come in here and do the best work I can do. It's a driving force. I'm going to do everything I can. Not convict. Yeah, that's con and young Jeezy.
Jack
I'm learning so much.
JP
Yeah.
Derek
I have root beer though. Yes. I brewed it up. My whole apartment smelled like malt for like six months. It was this past Christmas. Messed up when I was driving home by a week, so it wouldn't have been ready. And if I would have left it, it would have gone bad. Poured it out. It was the best smelling beer I've ever poured out. But I have the kit.
Chef
I tried to make one in college. And what is it like before the last two weeks? You put yeast in. Didn't do that. Went to go check on it after the two weeks, and there was like this layer of. At the bottom. I was like, okay, maybe that just, like, happens or whatever. Drank it.
Coop
Drank.
Chef
So, so sick.
Derek
Yeah.
Chef
And like, insanely buzzed.
Derek
That's bacteria. It was, bro.
Chef
It was insane.
Coop
Insane.
Chef
I just remember being like, oh, my God, I'm gonna pass out. And literally woke up and was like, that couldn't have been good for me at all. And then looked it up and yeah, I was like, oh, missed. Probably the most important.
Mitch
So were you just, like, throwing up and stuff?
Chef
I mean, I, like, felt sick. It was more of just like a hot, like, flash and like a hard buzz, like just in my head and truly just laid down and then woke up like a couple hours later.
Mitch
Damn.
Jack
Did you meet Shannon yesterday or at the. The girl that I brought?
Derek
I don't know. No, no. I only got to say hi to you for a second because I was with the niece and nephew and they pulled us in.
Ryan Seacrest
She's.
Jack
She's originally from PA and they live in Philly, but her brother's a brewmaster. Like a small place.
Mitch
What's it called? Where in PA is she from?
Jack
Bethlehem. Yeah, it's in Fishtown. Yeah, yeah, that's like the humble parlor, but I don't know. It's a small one.
Derek
Nice. That's in Philly, right? Fish?
Mitch
Yeah, fish. It's kind of like in a. It's like northern. It's kind of near, like, the drug area.
Jack
Also some breaking news, so to say. First time I asked Shane to be my girlfriend.
Coop
At the zoo Saturday.
Derek
No. At the zoo.
Coop
Let's go.
Derek
Let's go. Side quest. Yeah.
Jack
That honestly kind of is my. My side quest. I did say the beginning of the year, getting married. I don't know if that's gonna happen before December, but it's on. You felt very confident about it. I took Shannon down to Huntsville for Billy Strings concert. It was her first time. She's been enjoying the music. She knows how much I love it. And she was, like, jokingly, in the first few weeks that we had kind of been seeing each other, she was like, I'm not saying, like, you're going to ask me to be your girlfriend. But if the time ever comes, she's like, I don't want it to be some grand gesture. And so we're sitting there. Billy is playing, like, a very beautiful love ballad. And, like, I have my arm around her, and it's like the whole place is lit up red. I'm like, this would be an ideal moment to whisper like, do you want to be my girlfriend? But I'm remembering she didn't want that, even though in my head, like, I feel like she still would have. So I don't. But we're sitting outside the show afterwards. The Orion Amphitheater is an amazing venue. If you ever have the opportunity to go, I would highly encourage it after the show's done. Outside of the venue, they have, like, essentially, like, a small space where a band plays, and they have, like, they're serving beer and stuff for, like, a few hours. We're kind of sitting on this staircase behind it, and I. They're playing Cortez the Killer, an awesome Neil Young song. It's one of my favorites ever. And I'm just, like, feeling this moment. I'm, like, having so much fun like, that she's just never been in it shoe with me. And I go, man, like, they were sitting on 10 stairs. I go, this would be. She watched me play skate a lot ago. This would be an awesome 10 set to hit on skate. And she laughs. And I just go, do you want to be my girlfriend? And she literally was like, no way. You just did that. And then like, she was like, well, yeah, but, like. And then. So I, I, you know, it was fun.
JP
But that's awesome.
Chef
Such a good story being awesome.
JP
Because if. Because if she didn't laugh with the tent staff or didn't understand, you don't ask.
Jack
Let's get out of here.
Derek
I'm glad you asked, though, because when I met my fiance, we had that thing of, like, I did ask her, and I have other friends who. The guy was like, dude, you asked her. And the girl was like, yeah, you haven't asked me, and what are we doing? So I'm glad that you asked, because I feel like that's always a conversation of people who's like, does it just happen, or do you. I like the moment I'm with you.
Jack
And I guess we are doing relationships advice. I'm not one to be giving it, but very grateful to. To have met Shane. And she's awesome. She's such.
Derek
Yeah, she's dope figure.
Jack
And she's just. I, you Guys know me and have known me for a while, and, like, I can fluctuate with my moods. She keeps me very in the middle, which is great. And, like, on her worst days is, like, how I could operate on, like, my just, like, normal days. So it's just nice to have, like, a good. Just, like, person around.
Chef
So.
Jack
Yeah, I don't know why I kind of dove down the trouble, but the next time y' all me, I'm excited. Loves beer.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
Like, her brother, she did graphic design. And so before she was really working, she was designing beer labels for her brother's, like, brewery, which is super cool.
Derek
That's the dream.
Jack
And so I. I know that he's got that and, you know, kind of the same general location. I know the Pirates are. Are. You know, it's not.
Derek
Hey, you're good, man.
Jack
My bad.
Derek
I give no digs to anybody. That's like, oh, you're from pa. You must love Joel Embiid. And I'm like, other side. It's like six hours that way. But no, that's sick, dude. Congrats, man.
Mitch
A question.
JP
Yeah.
Mitch
Are you going up there for Christmas?
Jack
Probably not, because Jimmy is coming from Hawaii and coming back here, so that's, like, a tough one. Her parents don't live there anymore. Her parents are retired now and live. Forget some retirement kind of community in Florida for Myers somewhere. Yeah.
Mitch
Let's say, because I was. The reason I asked is I won. We could link up.
Derek
Carolyn.
Ryan Seacrest
Yeah.
Derek
If we do.
Jack
Possibly I. I would like to go up and check out her brother's, like, brewery and stuff at some point.
Derek
That's sick.
Jack
So we'll. We'll see how it goes. But, yeah, next time we're all hanging around, she would love to hear and see your scale because that's not what I expected you to say. Was your hobby, right?
Mitch
Yeah.
Jack
And, dude, I feel like I'm just learning today.
Derek
Yeah, There are other hobbies, but that's the one that, like, I made a spreadsheet for.
Jack
Wait, so if you had to go one v one.
Derek
Yeah.
Jack
Seeds versus beer.
Derek
Oh, it's not close. It's beer. And the reason.
Mitch
Well said.
Derek
Like, it's not like I love. I. Here's how I word it. If I could sit on my desk and drink as many beers as I have seeds and still at my job, that would be the dream, too. No, beer has. It's funny is like when I was doing thoughts in the bench stuff. Me and my co host on our podcast, two Beers Deep. We say it because you're at your best when you're two beers deep, you can stop drinking and still get home and be fine. Have a good night. Or that's the peak when you have the third one and the night keeps going. Like, two is the perfect number. And so we started doing that because during our pre pro, we'd have two beers out of the six pack and then have some more there. But we do. We did vlogs of it going to breweries, and it's just. It's a different thing because it's all encompassing. Like, if we get to go tour a seedery, that would be sick. But just touring the breweries and. And meeting the people and the stories and like, her brother. Like, I have a. One of my best friends went to college with a guy who got kicked out of his fraternity, who moved to Denver and opened up a brewery, and he's just sent me merch just because we've DMed and been like, hey, this is sick. He's had a new one now, and I can't remember the name of it, but it's just like a weird, thickest thieves community that I feel like I'm just like a reporter on the outside of it. Yeah, dude. Just a beat writer for beer.
Chef
I remember when we need a beer, boys, like, craft beer popped off. And the labels are what drew me in first.
Derek
The labels are sick. And I. I'm not on my phone. I have a blog that I would love from back in the day to show you guys.
Chef
Do you have off the top of your head, like, your top three beer canned design.
JP
While you think. We're also at an hour, 10 minutes on the podcast, so just keep that in mind if.
Mitch
Yeah. How are we out of battery with those?
Chef
I. Well, that's looking too. The reason I ask is because I've always thought, like, the voodoo ranger ones are sick.
Jack
Coming out with a new ipa, really fruit. Or like a tropical ipa.
Mitch
The logos is. Or the way the can looked is how I would pick. I would just like, oh, that one looks cool. I'm gonna try it.
Jack
Like, I got duped by that a lot, though.
Derek
For sure.
Chef
Oh, yeah.
Jack
22 years.
Mitch
100.
Jack
This is awesome. Like, it does taste like shit.
Chef
What's the moment?
Derek
You want this down the milky one?
Chef
Monkey Magic. Is it magic?
Derek
Oh, there's. They have golden monkey and Sour Monkey. Yeah, those are great. I. I'm a sucker.
Mitch
That one's. That one's brewed by me.
JP
Monkey got me too.
Derek
Yeah, Golden Monkey's crazy.
Mitch
That one's brewed in downingtown siesta key.
JP
Of can that I actually kept. And I'm not even a big beer drinker, but the can looks so sick.
Chef
Dude. It is.
Derek
There's one called Lacto Cooler. There's a brewery called Voodoo. Not Voodoo Ranger, but Voodoo that I interviewed their graphic designer just one day for our pod. And it is the. I can't remember Slimer from Goosebump. And they have it on the can and it's holographic on the can so it shines. I'll. I'll get them to send him.
Chef
I thought it was cool because obviously it. I feel like within the craft beer community is a bunch of people that have like artistic ability.
Derek
Crazy, dude.
Chef
And so for them to get to.
Derek
Show it on their tattoo artists without a needle at this point, like most beer guys want to be tattoo artists is how I've always met. And the other thing about it, we used to go for Black Avenue when we did their marketing and just look at turnip trucks and look at the cans and just see. And I'm like, well, ours aren't selling because they're sticker. And you can see the sticker and it looks weird compared to these cans that are all matted. Then you got like. And you're looking. There's just so much intricacies to it. And it all comes down to the weight of it, the amount of money. Are you going to store it all? Like all these logistical things that luckily that's why I'm a fan of it, not a part of it. Because it's crazy, but it's sick.
Chef
Yeah.
Derek
A lot of cancer, dude.
Jack
I know we've talked about doing an inside the bus vlog for golf. Weather's kind of turn a little bit.
Derek
Who knows?
Jack
Potentially we could do a little brewery crawl. Bring the leader of the pack with us, take us to his stop in Nashville and go.
Derek
We'll rent one of those brew hop the green trolley buses and just go around and I'll. I'll die on the way home and still be a happy man. Like that's.
Mitch
That'd be dope.
Derek
I have a blog here that I read for clump one day that is titled Top 10 Beers to have that I would love to get your guys opinion on. This is from I believe 2020 20. So I'll go fast on it. I wrote a scenario where I was just like, these are my top 10 favorite beers. 10. The First Family member beer. Nothing quite hits like the first time your cousin or family member offers you a beer for the first time. Legally of course. 9. The oh my God, there's one beer left.
JP
Beer.
Derek
Have you ever thought damn amount of beer. And magically one appears in the bottom of the fridge. Somewhat up above is looking out for you. Wow, there's a beer.
Mitch
8.
Derek
The PTO beer. Whether you have PTO or not, cracking a cold one while sending out the last email before a long vacation really starts the vacay off on the right foot. This one is. It's climbed up the rankings. Now the hotel balcony beer. Whether it's a new city or just celebrating the one that you love, something about pretending to be rich and famous, that just hits home. Six. And this is controversial. The airport beer at six. Easily the most underappreciated beer, but everyone has it is an Internet mogul. Where's she off to? Hawaiian shirts in October. He must be going to Sweden drinking beers at 6am Mitch. 5. The first one at the reception bar beer. Every single wedding reception has ended in a hangover. But nothing is more refreshing than the first beer. After you watch your loved ones say I do. Big points if you're the one that says this rounds on me at the open bar.
Jack
Yeah, classic.
Derek
Number four, the before going out Shower beer.
Jack
Yeah.
Derek
Music is a must, but I didn't want to just add shower beer. It has to be about a build up. Top three. The new city beer. New breweries and establishments are half the fun of traveling, but cracking the beer in a new city feels adventurous. Number two, the weird day. Drinking beer. Starting off or staring at a 30 rack on a Saturday morning, Nothing compares to it. Not birds or alarm clocks can wake you up faster. Coffee can't compete. The world is your oyster and the number one beer of all time is the next beer. I'm a sucker for a good cliche, but nothing is as good as your next beer.
Jack
That's awesome. I wasn't aware of how good of a rider you are, man. Yeah, you really bring us in like we're there. I can taste them.
Derek
I have Bud light on my 300 pages on my blog website of just my first one is called F. James Harrison. And I didn't put it out for a week because I was like what if he reads it and kill kills me? But I put it out because he had gone to the Patriots that day. So you're still alive.
Mitch
I don't think there's barely that. That may have been the best way to end off a pod.
Coop
Yeah, seriously.
JP
Because what's the best pod?
Mitch
The next one.
JP
Oh my God.
Chef
Campaign.
Jack
And we'll see you next quarter century.
Mitch
And we'll see you next week.
Chef
Oh, my gosh.
Derek
Yeah.
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This inside-the-bus special welcomes the newest member of the Bussin’ With The Boys team, Derrik Whitten. The boys spend the episode getting to know Derrik and his journey—from content and advertising hustler in Pittsburgh to busing with the Boys in Nashville. The pod dives into workplace culture, tiers of sports fandom, legendary hiring stories, sunflower seed side quests, and, unexpectedly, deep-dive brewery rankings. The crew’s conversational banter is spirited, candid, and full of inside jokes, with an undercurrent of camaraderie and gratitude for the evolving Bussin’ family.
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