Jarod Recaps His Stand Up + Jack Beebe Making Rugs For Pat McAfee & Adam Vinatieri | Inside The Bus

Summary

Bussin’ With The Boys — Jarod Recaps His Stand Up + Jack Beebe Making Rugs for Pat McAfee & Adam Vinatieri | Inside The Bus (Ep. 31)

Release Date: January 9, 2026
Podcast Hosts: Will Compton, Taylor Lewan, et al.
Guest: Jack Beebe

Episode Overview

This episode kicks off the new year with two big stories: Jared Beeman’s comedic debut at Zanies, sparked by a high-stakes fitness bet, and the creative entrepreneurial journey of Jack Beebe, a former D1 linebacker who now crafts custom rugs for sports personalities (including Pat McAfee and Adam Vinatieri). The conversation flows between hilarious behind-the-scenes tales from Jared’s stand-up night, real talk about college football culture and NIL, and Jack's unexpected business path.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Guest Introduction & D1 Football Talk

(01:37 – 06:41)

• Jack Beebe's Background: Jack introduces himself as a recent Ball State linebacker, Nashville’s newest resident, and rug-making entrepreneur.
  • “Started making rugs the last year and a half and started making for some cool people…wanted to reach out to you guys because I just enjoy your content.” — Jack BB (02:45)
• College Football War Stories: Jack shares about being a G5 (Group of 5) player taking on P5 (Power 5) teams like Tennessee and Georgia.
  • The reality of ‘guarantee’ games: knowing you’re likely to lose but still getting hyped up by coaches.
  • “At the beginning of the week...the coaches start manipulating your mind…maybe we can win. And then it's like you get into warm ups...ball snaps, like, all right. Yeah.” — Jack BB (05:38)
• Favorite Player #31s: Quick sports trivia moment naming players with the jersey #31 (01:37).

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2. Jared’s Stand-Up Comedy Debut at Zanies

(07:12 – 22:34)

• The Origin — A Fitness Bet: Jared had to do 20 minutes of stand-up if he didn’t get a six-pack by New Year’s. As the deadline hit, the comedy show was set.

  • “Didn’t get the six pack, obviously…He even confirmed last night...I would have completely forgotten about this if you hadn’t brought it up.” — Jared Beeman (07:41, 08:29)

• Anxiety and Preparation: Jared describes extreme nerves leading up to showtime—panic attacks, fasting, and overdosing on anti-nausea meds.

  • “I took so much nausea medic…like, I OD'd on it.” — Jared Beeman (10:45)

• Mentorship from a Pro: Lee Kimmel (comedian, Theo Von's opener) helps Jared process the anxiety, offering reassurance and practical advice over a two-hour coffee (11:03–12:36).

• Euphoric On-Stage Moment:

  • The energy of showtime:
    “It was euphoric, a feeling that no human deserves. It's just like everyone laughing, all these lights.” — Jared Beeman (13:09)
  • Clump recounts the crowd's hype and the wild walk-up lights:
    “Dave Chappelle walking out. Dude, lights, nuts. Crowd standing up.” — Taylor (14:04)

• Comedy Roast & Highlights: Backstage banter about roasting, memorable openers, jokes about Jared’s “dirty ass Air Forces,” and the Q&A segment awkwardness (18:00–22:10).

  • “I was like, just…let's see if I get my feelings hurt.” — Jared Beeman (18:14)
  • The forced “take your shirt off” bit:
    “That was really weird humiliation ritual. I did it just to like not…” — Jared Beeman (22:17)

• Would He Trade $5,000 for Avoiding the Set?

  • “Yesterday, I would have paid him $5,000 not to do it. But now, that is worth it. The show is way better…” — Jared Beeman (20:31)

Memorable Quote:
“I equated it to…I've never played sports, so I've never had a game that I'm nervous about. This is the closest comparison.” — Jared Beeman (09:22)

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3. The Comedy Brainstorm: If the Hosts Had to Do Stand-Up

(25:36 – 27:05)

• Hypothetical: What would each host's central bit or routine be if forced to do five minutes of stand-up?

  • Taylor plans to lean into being “the handsome guy with diabetes” (25:57).
  • Jack would “just expose teammates for what it is” (26:56).
  • Will admits he can’t freestyle: “Not good” (26:48).

• Some wild D1 football locker room and group chat stories, including tales of misbehaving teammates (27:05–28:56).

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4. College Football Memories & Team Culture

(29:04 – 35:05)

• Coaches “getting in your head” during high school football.
• Substitute teacher appreciation and the legendary “substitute day.”
• Who’s cooler: fifth graders when you’re in first grade or seniors when you’re a freshman? Consensus is seniors (32:14).
• Jack shares vivid memories of being a walk-on at Ball State, getting called out by veteran players ("Yo, 42, get back here!") and struggling through the early days (34:43).

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5. Jack Gets His Football Scholarship: A Life-Changing Moment

(36:01 – 37:55)

• Jack details the emotional moment when his best friend (a fellow former walk-on) introduces him at a team meeting and he’s awarded a scholarship.
  • “I'm sitting the second [row]...just, like, low-key tearing up…He was like, ‘You're put on scholarship.’ Everyone erupts…that was kind of it for me.” — Jack BB (36:03)
• Jack drives home to tell his parents in person that night.
  • “I can't call them...they've done, you know, paid for my first two years of school. So I drove home that night...They're so proud of me.” — Jack BB (37:08)

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6. NIL (Name, Image, and Likeness) Talk: G5 vs. P5

(39:43 – 41:02)

• Jack explains how NIL works at Group of 5 schools: less money, only a handful of players benefit, and general donor funding gaps.
  • “We can't compete with Purdue…Like, they're still paying, they have way more money than us…” — Jack BB (40:49)

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7. Jack’s Rug Business: “Foot Stompers”

(41:02 – 47:26)

• How It Started: The business began as a way to stave off boredom while in an online MBA program.

  • “I was like dude, I need to start something else.” — Jack BB (41:31)

• First Big Orders:

  • First “big” rug went to Malisek (42:17).
  • Rugs gifted to Adam Vinatieri and Pat McAfee, facilitated via connections with their sons/teammates (43:11).

• Marketing Strategy:

  • “You get somebody…I’ll comp you one if you can get in contact with somebody else. It helps, gives them incentive.” — Will (43:37)
  • “Plug your Instagram.” — Will; “It’s Foot Stompers…Trying to hit a thousand followers.” — Jack BB (44:01)

• Craftsmanship Progress: Jack describes going from bad initial products to today's detailed, framed custom pieces (45:17).

  • “Everyone starts somewhere…I just did my first two videos on camera, which were…just, I don’t know…horrible for the first time.” — Jack BB (44:14)

• Demonstrating the Rug Machine:

  • Explains the “ray gun”-like tufting tool, fabric, yarn, and the satisfying “buzzing” to finish the design (48:28–48:55).

• Dream Recipients: Who would he most like to make a rug for next?

  • Caitlin Clark, Pat McAfee (wants direct handoff), Tight End U, George Kittle, and country stars like Jelly Roll (49:12–50:32).

• Living Solo Experimenting:

  • Jack discusses his new bachelor pad—plans for a golf simulator in the living room for business and content creation (51:10–54:08).
  • “Dude, possibilities are endless. Living by myself for the first time…Like, if you do it, we all got to come over.” — Host/Taylor (52:35–52:44)

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8. College Football Playoff Preview & Picks

(54:24 – 63:54)

• Travel logistics for the weekend: Hosts are headed to the Fiesta Bowl (Nashville to Arizona), then on to Vegas and Atlanta for more bowl games (54:27–56:49).
• Playoff Teams Banter:
  • Predicted winners and storylines: Ole Miss, Miami, Indiana, Oregon.
  • The impact of transfers, coaching changes, and “who’s hot” takes.
  • Nostalgic dialogue about “Convicts vs. Catholics” and Miami’s legacy (59:36–61:25)

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9. Final Moments & Outro

(64:03 – End)

• Gratitude to Jack for joining the pod, major respect for his entrepreneurial drive and balancing business with college football.
  • “Ultra respect for Jack, man. Starting a business while in college, while playing football, building it, learning it, failing through the early processes of it…your mindset and work ethic is going to get you far.” — Taylor (64:34)
• Jack plugs more future content (possible golf simulator reveals).
• Teasing Will’s much-anticipated caroling vlog.
  • “Some people are saying that the vlog doesn't exist…It's time for you to prove everyone wrong.” — Taylor (65:13)
• The run-down closes with plans for a live group viewing and calls to bring back blooper reels.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Overcoming Nerves:
  “It was euphoric, a feeling that no human deserves. It's just like everyone laughing, all these lights.” — Jared Beeman (13:09)

• The DIY Hustler’s Path:
  “I was like, dude, I need to start something else…YouTube can’t tell you everything…you just get better as you go on.” — Jack BB (41:31, 45:17)

• Team Culture:
  “Yo, 42, get back here. Finish the line. I’m like, okay…I was a camp start walk-on. This is bad. Not how you want to start your college career.” — Jack BB (34:43)

• Standup Reflection:
  “Yesterday, I would have paid him $5,000 not to do it. But now, that is worth it.” — Jared Beeman (20:31)

• On G5 College Football:
  “All your boys are gone, bro…you have a really good year in a group of five, and then it’s, like, all right, P5 is going to pluck you.” — Will (38:51)

• Plug:
  “It’s Foot Stompers…Trying to hit a thousand followers.” — Jack BB (44:01)

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Structured Highlights & Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Highlights/Quotes | Timestamps | |----------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Guest Intro & D1 Stories | Jack’s football background, G5 struggle, play vs. P5 schools | 01:37–06:41 | | Jared’s Stand-Up Recap | Bet origins, nerves, stand-up payoff, Lee Kimmel mentorship | 07:12–22:34 | | Comedy Bit Brainstorm | Hosts imagine their own stand-up material | 25:36–27:05 | | College Football Culture | Sub days, coach rants, social hierarchy, bullying/friendships | 29:04–35:05 | | Scholarship Moment | Jack’s emotional scholarship reveal | 36:01–37:55 | | NIL Discussion | G5 NIL challenges, fairness, money gaps | 39:43–41:02 | | Jack’s Rugs Business | Foot Stompers’ origins, networking, product process, dreams | 41:02–50:32 | | Entrepreneurial Living | DIY golf simulator, first solo apartment plans | 51:10–54:08 | | CFB Playoff Banter | Weekend bowl schedule, playoff predictions, Miami nostalgia | 54:24–63:54 | | Outro & Final Thanks | Jack’s send-off, content teasers, podcast community energy | 64:03–End |

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Summary Takeaways

• Jared Beeman’s jump to stand-up reminds us of the payoff in facing nerves—and the support of friends and mentors on new challenges.
• Jack Beebe’s hustle (balancing D1 football and launching Foot Stompers) is a playbook for creative entrepreneurial growth—all while leveraging sports community connections.
• The locker room culture, from the absurd to the sincere, remains core to the Bussin’ With The Boys spirit.
• Football chatter, both about the past and current playoff hype, anchors the episode in the world of college sports.
• Bussin’ With The Boys wraps with praise for trying new things, the value of friendship, and the perpetual pull of inside jokes, shoutouts, and future plans.

Transcript

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[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Greenlight.Com iheart we are back 2026. Welcome. Thank you for your patience. We've been off for a few weeks. What we'll so to say Inside the bus this podcast has been off the bus has been operating in full function. We just celebrated Jared Beeman last night at Zany's doing his first official comedy show. It was legendary. But here we are, episode 31. They're forcing episode 31 on me because I'm age 31, but I'm 20 at heart. So we'll go with it. Does Anyone have any players? 31 Priest Holmes, Cortland Finnegan, Greg Maddox.

[Will]

Reggie Miller, Kevin Byard.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Anyone else?

[Jack BB]

I don't know any 31 Dewan Echols shout out to Shout out to Juan.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

We love it. Well, now that you're hearing an unfamiliar voice, we have a guest this week starting off the year. Hot we have in the building Jack BB Give it up.

[Jack BB]

Thanks for having me. Excited to be here. So thanks for having me.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, Jack, give us a little background info where you're from, why you're here, what's just to the listener.

[Jack BB]

I'm from.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

This is part of the reason why I'm here. I guess you could say I. I played or played football at Ball State for the last five years. I started making rugs the last year and a half and started making for some cool people and you guys were one of them. I wanted to reach out to because I just enjoy your guys content. So made one for the bus locker room and obviously this one too. So just thought I'd reach out and try to hop on and kick it with you guys.

[Taylor]

Nashville's newest resident.

[Jack BB]

That's right.

[Clump]

Welcome.

[Jack BB]

I'm excited.

[Taylor]

He's looking for a spot on Mitch's flag football team.

[Jack BB]

He's already got it.

[Will]

I mean, he's a D1 athlete.

[Taylor]

He's a D1 athlete.

[Will]

We're going to have you, right? No, we'll scheme it up later.

[Jack BB]

Sorry.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I love that for y'.

[Jared Beeman]

All.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I feel like you guys need that kind of juice.

[Will]

Oh, absolutely. We had a. We had a guy that played at Miami of Ohio.

[Jack BB]

Okay.

[Will]

Ryan McWood.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. Yeah. I don't.

[Will]

He was.

[Jared Beeman]

He.

[Will]

He played with us for a little bit, but then he got too big time so he doesn't play with us anymore.

[Jack BB]

Are you suspended for. For good now or.

[Will]

Oh, no, that was just a one game. One game deal. One game deal. I was back two weeks ago.

[Taylor]

We.

[Will]

Our team forfeited. Or the team we were supposed to play against this past Friday forfeited. This week. We have a buy. So we're going to be like a three week going into playoffs.

[Taylor]

They're trying to ice you before playoffs.

[Will]

I know. They just don't want me to get high for playoff.

[Jack BB]

Mitch, starters.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Well, hey, we'll start with the D1. I messaged you on the side. I had you think of some things. When Thomas Edwards was on the podcast, he shared a great story. He was a backup O lineman on Tennessee and he had to block Bud Dupree one time. Jack was a linebacker. Will Compton, esque.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, probably.

[Taylor]

Maybe a little bit more athletic.

[Jack BB]

I mean arguably.

[Taylor]

Arguably.

[Will]

What's 40 time?

[Taylor]

What's the 40m said, what's the 40 time?

[Jack BB]

I don't know. I've never really ran that, but I'm sure.

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For real?

[Jack BB]

Yeah, not recently. Like not really in college. For real.

[Will]

Oh, okay.

[Jack BB]

But I don't know what did what.

[Taylor]

Are some of your great. Your great stories? I know you guys have played at Auburn. I think you played at Tennessee.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, Yeah, I played at Tennessee, Georgia. You played.

[Taylor]

You played against Cam Ward.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

When he was with Miami or.

[Jack BB]

I did played Diego last year. Kaden K. McConnell.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Cade McConnell.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Which atmosphere stands out the most played again?

[Jack BB]

Tennessee. My. That was my first ever college game. I didn't play there.

[Jared Beeman]

You were a dog.

[Jack BB]

I was like, you were all of these five times.

[Jared Beeman]

Is that 2022, your first college game?

[Jack BB]

Oh, my. My Tennessee game. Yeah. 2022.

[Jared Beeman]

I remember that game.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. Ass whooping for sure. Yeah. I mean, come on. That's the thing about G5. Like, I know Taylor can probably. He's perfect for this spot right here. He hates, you know, whatever. But. Yeah, I mean, the weird thing about playing those games, like, they're obviously, like, we're getting money for them, but, like, at the beginning of the week and leading up in the auction, like, you know, you're getting your ass kicked, but.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

What'S like, the coach speech going?

[Jack BB]

Yeah, that's the thing. That's the thing. Like, the coaches all week, like, they start, like, manipulating your mind. They're like, you know what? Maybe we can win. Like, maybe we can. These cover things. Yeah. Like. Like, we have a shot. And then it's like you get into warm ups. You're, like, getting hype and everything. And then ball snaps, like, all right. Yeah.

[Clump]

Over.

[Jack BB]

This sucks. Did you have, like, the longest four hours?

[Will]

That just doesn't even.

[Jack BB]

Time does not take, like, real. It's. It's horrible.

[Taylor]

Did y'.

[Jack BB]

All.

[Taylor]

Which team did y' all go in feeling like you had the best chance to beat?

[Jack BB]

Oh, I don't want any. If people come for me. But, like, honestly, last year at Vanderbilt, I feel like we were. We had. I not had them, but we were close. Yeah, it was relatively close for a little bit. And so I was like, you know, that was probably the one. We had the best shot, I feel like, especially. I think they're coming off Bama the week before, so we were like, all right, maybe we can catch them in a lull, you know, like, looking over us and whatnot. So that's kind of. I'd say. Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I think that's a great answer.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

The only answer in my book, but that's a little bro. Even though they had us this year, but.

[Will]

Well, yeah, you're not wearing the. The tank top anymore.

[Jared Beeman]

Is that only for the rest of the year?

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, if you. Thank you. I appreciate that if anyone's wondering why I'm not wearing a red tank top, which I bet there's maybe half of a person who's thought that we finally are. At the end of me and Garrett's bet, when Tennessee and Alabama played each other, we bet loser had to wear a wife beater for the remainder of the season. I didn't bring one the first week, and there just happened to be this random Budweiser tank, so happy to probably never put that on again. And today I'm a little chilly in here for the first time in a while.

[Will]

So 65.

[Jared Beeman]

And then y' all didn't record the last couple weeks of December, right?

[Will]

No, no, we didn't. We missed Christmas week and then New Year's week. So this is our first.

[Taylor]

First episode back because we've been missing you. You've been prepping something.

[Jack BB]

He's been prepping.

[Jared Beeman]

I've been missing y'.

[Taylor]

All. Well, you just had Jared Beeman one night only as Zany's last night. Come on, Jared, what is. You gotta. You gotta walk us through the whole event. Pre, Pregame, pre show, during show, post.

[Will]

Show, Cloud nine right now.

[Jared Beeman]

This is awkward because I've, like, talked to y' all so much, but I'll talk to you since I've been telling them.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah. Y' all butt in, too, because I don't want to, like, just ramble about this. Yeah. As y' all know, like, this bet that me and Taylor made, if I didn't get a six pack by New Year's, I had to do 20 minutes to stand up. If I got a six pack, you'd give me five grand. Didn't get the six pack, obviously. And he even confirmed last night because I asked him after the show. I, on my podcast with Sherm, was on as a guest, and I brought up the bet, and I dumbly was like, taylor's not gonna follow through with this. He's not a man of his word. Like, this is too beneath him to do. Taylor, did any of y' all send that to him now that it's over? He said that he watched my podcast on his own, which I don't believe it was an hour in.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He said that a couple times now, and I think he actually is going.

[Jared Beeman]

I kind of believe I quizzed him a little bit. I was like, so what happened earlier in the episode?

[Taylor]

He, like, knew and watch make it to Midnight.

[Jared Beeman]

But, yeah, he, like, watched. Took it as a challenge. He made the bet happen. I asked him last night. I was like, If I never talked about it, would the show have happened? He's like, absolutely not. He's like, you were right. And he's like, until I saw it, he's like, I would have for completely forgotten about this. He said it would have been like January 20th and that would have been like, oh, yeah, Aren't you supposed to do a show? Yeah, but yeah, it was. I've been in hell for like two months while it's been planning it kind of got comfortable. Like, all the guys here have kind of helped me write it and like, give me notes and stuff and like other comedians and stuff. But the two days before, I was a train wreck here and like, I, like, didn't eat for like two days. I, like, didn't talk. I mean, I think I talked to.

[Will]

You a little bit, but, like, you were miserable.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah, my friends and family came in town and like, I felt so rude because, like, I just didn't want to talk to anyone. I was like, just like, I don't know. I equated it to like. I never played sports, so I've never had a game that I'm nervous about. And I think this is the closest comparison.

[Taylor]

Probably more nerve wracking, to be honest. Probably going and playing in a big stadium, but yeah, exactly.

[Jared Beeman]

Like, I just never had that. And I was talking to Taylor, but he's like, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. Like, you've never had something like to. You're anticipating or whatever, but you were.

[Will]

Asking yesterday, is there anything I can do to get out of this?

[Jared Beeman]

And that was like, kind of like a. Like just trying to tap like any. Anything we can do to make this show don't happen. Like, we can just get another comedian. Like, I. JP was. I'm kind of going all over the place. JP was sitting with me backstage, like, right before I went on, like in the minutes leading up to it.

[Jack BB]

Just.

[Jared Beeman]

Just like I feel like I was just having like a panic attack out loud.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Or was it more of like, sit in silence and you're just kind of observing?

[Jared Beeman]

Yes, I said that earlier. So, yeah, mackenzie, my very beautiful, supportive girlfriend, I love you so much. She was doing a very supportive job of sitting beside me. Like, you're gonna do so great.

[Taylor]

You're gonna do.

[Jared Beeman]

I like, when I'm stressed, like, I. I don't want to hear anything. And I asked her to stay back there. I was like, will you sit with me? I was like, I'm not trying to be rude. I was like, can you just go back? This is stressing me out more. I love her. But I was like, I asked for this, but I hate this right now. I was like, I just want to be in dead silence in here. So she goes back out, and then JP comes in, I think, to film the walkout. And then JP was at the perfect level of, like, I had an ear to, like, vent to. I was just like, dude, should I.

[Jack BB]

Cut this joke about.

[Jared Beeman]

You think, like, I could just cut this whole page right now? Like.

[Taylor]

And you didn't even have to respond to him because he was already going to move on to the next question. So you just nod your head like, I don't know.

[Jared Beeman]

And then I probably got blacked out. Like, I don't remember anything before the show.

[Jack BB]

Did you want to throw up at all?

[Jared Beeman]

Like, dude, I took so much nausea.

[Jack BB]

Medic. Really?

[Jared Beeman]

Like, I OD'd on.

[Will]

You asked him, like, at 2:00pm for some.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah, yeah. My mom, since she was in town, she came by with it and just hooked me up with it. I was just taking them all day.

[Taylor]

I think coffee was a turning point for you too, a little bit with the other comedian that opened.

[Jared Beeman]

Wait, say that again. I'm sorry.

[Taylor]

Coffee that you grabbed, like, a week before the show.

[Jared Beeman]

Oh, yes. Shout out. Lee Kimmel. This dude, he opened Theo.

[Taylor]

He was hilarious.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He was the bald guy.

[Jared Beeman]

He was tours with Theo, dude. The nicest dude on earth.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He.

[Jared Beeman]

I hit all the comedians up when we booked them, these super talented comedians, and I just felt. I sent them all dm, just like, hey, this just feels disrespectful that you're on this show. I want you to know this is a punishment. Like, I'm. This just feels weird. Like, y' all see me bomb and open mics, and now it's like, you want to be. You want to open for me?

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Felt weird. Lee responds, I do. Like that. Like, it's cool and let's go get coffee. Like, I want to talk to you and, like, hear your thoughts because I know you're probably spiraling. And we went and got coffee, and like, 10 minutes in, I'm just, like, rambling to him. I was like, dude, I'm sorry. This is like a therapy session. He's like, that's what I. I thought it would be. And then he went and ordered a second coffee. He's like, we're gonna be here for a while. And then we stayed, like, two and a half hours and just talked. And he gave me, like, such good advice. And just, like, listen to me for, like, two and a half hours.

[Will]

He Seems like a really good.

[Taylor]

He was the best.

[Jared Beeman]

I think he's just a good ass dude. Like, he, like. I mean, I don't know if this is too much that he wouldn't want me to say. Like, you know, in Theo Vaughn, like, did y' all see the viral stuff of when he, like, was recording his special? And he, like, kind of spiraled. Lee was the opener before that, and Lee was, like, there for Theo during that. It was like, like when Theo had to go back because, like, something was happening. Like, they sent Lee back out. Like, he's like the sickest dude ever, but he was awesome. Yeah, he. I don't think I would have. Not that I wouldn't have done the show, but he was a huge difference. Getting to talk to him before it. But yeah, I got to know what.

[Taylor]

The feeling was when you. When Taylor did introduce you in, the whole crowd was going nuts. Yeah, that was because I was right behind you filming it and I'm like, my heart is pumping. Yeah, we ran into each other, dude.

[Jared Beeman]

I feel. I wonder if y' all would do this. In my head, all I'm thinking about, like a couple minutes before, like, once I realized, like, oh, that dude's going down. Like, I have to walk up there. All I'm thinking about is like, what am I gonna. All right, place, notebook, beer. Like, you know, I mean, I'm like, like, all I was worried about was like, where do I put my stuff? Because I was like, what if I put my notebook in there? I was just freaking out. And then when I got up there, dude, it was like. I don't know what word to describe.

[Taylor]

It, but it was euphoric, a feeling.

[Jared Beeman]

That no human deserves. It's just like everyone laughing, all these lights.

[Clump]

The lights were fire.

[Jack BB]

The mini, mini men was playing.

[Jared Beeman]

And the light show.

[Will]

Yeah, you got to tell them about the lights.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Before the show, the guy comes in to ask us all the logistical questions about me going on. He's like, what walk up song do you want? I'm like, I don't know. Walk up song. He's like, all the other comedians are gonna have walk up songs. Like, what do you want? I was like, many men, obviously.

[Jack BB]

Great one.

[Jared Beeman]

And then he's like, what do you want the lights to look like? I guess I don't know if people have preferences. And then clump. Jeremy clump just butts in. He's like, hey, man. Like, do you do the lights? He's like, yeah. He's like, if there's ever been some experimental, you Ever want to try out? They won't let you do, like, do that. Like, just do the craziest you've ever seen. So excited. He's like, hey, I'll do whatever. And, dude, it was sick. Unreal. I just watched the video.

[Jack BB]

It's like, yeah.

[Taylor]

I felt like I was filming Dave Chappelle walking out. Dude, lights, nuts. Crowd standing up.

[Clump]

You did have a. You had a swag dad with Taylor.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Clump]

Put the notebook down. Set the beer down.

[Jared Beeman]

I thought about that so hard.

[Clump]

How we doing?

[Jared Beeman]

How we doing Nashville?

[Clump]

Like, oh, my God.

[Jared Beeman]

So funny because, like, you have your first words planned out, and it was not like, how are we doing Nashville? Or whatever. I said, yeah, that was brutal. But it is weird. Like, I. I don't know if I came on here after I did my first open mic. I don't remember, but it was like, nerve, nerve, nerve. Like, the second you shake the host hand, it just, like, goes away weirdly. Like, the first open mic is like my legs, like, shaking until I got up there. Dab. Don't. It was, like, gone.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It was like, you look comfortable, man. You have that, like, nervous voice energy where you're like. You're physically okay, but you can tell it's a little bit of this.

[Jared Beeman]

I think literally, like, it's just like getting a word out, and then once you realize it's not shaky, you're like, okay, good.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

But first one, the whole night between bits and, like, whether they ran longer or shorter than them, it was just like a continuous flow that makes me feel.

[Jared Beeman]

That's, like, what I didn't think would do good.

[Clump]

I loved that you would laugh going into jokes, because I'm like, I was.

[Jared Beeman]

Just laughing so hard with Will, seeing.

[Will]

Them two, like, dying laughing because, like, obviously, we. We all think so, but then, like, you making fun of them, and then they're like, yeah, you're right. And then dying laughing, like, it.

[Jared Beeman]

It was so getting to say the.

[Will]

The.

[Jared Beeman]

The FanDuel ad read thing to Taylor, like, to his face was just like, oh, my God.

[Taylor]

And hearing everybody else just die, because.

[Jared Beeman]

I was like, if nothing else gets a laughing, this has to get a laugh.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It was perfect.

[Jared Beeman]

Just looking at him in the eyes.

[Clump]

Great.

[Jared Beeman]

Thank God everybody clapped.

[Ad Read Announcer 2]

All right.

[Jared Beeman]

I got, like, five minutes of. Of nothing.

[Clump]

Buckle up.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

We were up in the balcony, or like, some of us were. I know a lot of these guys were floating around filming the show. I was sitting at a table watching, and at one point, I looked to my left, and your mom, she was. She had been standing the entire.

[Jared Beeman]

She told me she never saw.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

She's just standing, watching, and she's like. She's so proud. Her eyes, like, you could almost see, like, a glimmer off them. Like, she was, like, happy crying.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

And it was just the sweetest moment ever. Your dad's chopping it up with everyone. Five minutes for the show starts. He walked by me after we'd already talked and goes, let's go, Jack.

[Clump]

Let's go.

[Taylor]

In the Clay Matthew shirt.

[Will]

I asked. I like, that's a pretty sweet jersey. I think you were probably doing the same thing. He's like, yeah. Like, is Clay coming? Like, I don't think so.

[Jared Beeman]

He's like, he asked me. I highly doubt it.

[Jack BB]

I was.

[Jared Beeman]

I mean, like, he would, but also, probably not.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah, we asked him to, but I was like, being a home.

[Will]

Delaney would have loved being there.

[Jared Beeman]

I don't think we invited Delaney directly. He would have loved it.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Will]

That's a huge, awesome dude.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

I would have loved to have Delaney there.

[Clump]

You could have played into that.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Clump]

Your only black friend, Delaney.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Amber shot Bateman.

[Clump]

I know, but the crowd knows Delaney.

[Jared Beeman]

What was that dude, the second guy? Tylin?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Black dude.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He was funny, man. Uncomfortable.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Clump]

But I loved at the end, he didn't get the pop that I felt like it deserved. It was so funny.

[Jared Beeman]

I love. So good.

[Taylor]

He's like, I look like the dude in the movie that's like, wait, guys, we don't have to do this.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

What did he say?

[Clump]

He's a bouncer.

[Jared Beeman]

Turning Point NFL.

[Taylor]

Yeah, turning. It's like, Turning Point USA is the company that Charlie Kirk worked for.

[Jared Beeman]

He's like, this looks like Turning Point NFL.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I already knew the gas station ran again.

[Will]

That part was funny, dude.

[Jack BB]

He.

[Jared Beeman]

He was backstage just coming up with, like, so far. I think I told you all earlier or not. Yep. But it was like, he said. He's like, you need to roast us when you get on stage. I was like, I got nothing. Like, I'm not right.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He was pissed afterwards. He was like, man, I can't believe I didn't cook Jared for his dirty ass. Air forces and his hair.

[Taylor]

He said he went out in an all brown sweatsuit like Kanye and a Superman girl on his forehead. I can't believe I didn't cook his shit.

[Jared Beeman]

I forgot about that. They started cooking me after.

[Clump]

Was like, you're in the first.

[Will]

The first girl was like, jared looks like the. The guy that wants to go last at the end of a Bonnie Blue video. Oh, my God.

[Jared Beeman]

Someone was in the green room.

[Will]

It was me.

[Jack BB]

It was me.

[Will]

You.

[Jack BB]

I think you were there.

[Will]

And Mackenzie, you're. You were like, hey, that was a good one.

[Jared Beeman]

That was a good one. And I was. I just sit at the monitor's way. I was like, I wonder if I'm going to get my feelings hurt. I was like, just.

[Jack BB]

Let's see what she says.

[Taylor]

Something we couldn't hear back there, though. We hear them say your name.

[Ad Read Announcer 2]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

The monitors were like, when she said my name, I was like. I walked up and, like, listened to it and then walked away. All I could hear was Sherm's laugh. To the one.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Pretty much all her roasts were like. The first two were pretty much.

[Jared Beeman]

She's like, he's not even fat. I was like, yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

And then. Yeah. I think the worst one was the one you said, which Katie is hilarious. All of them.

[Clump]

She was funny.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

So funny.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Will]

Different type of funny.

[Clump]

Yeah, all of them were. Yeah, for sure. I do think it's funny when a girl can get a group of guys like that uncomfortable.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Clump]

And just kind of, like, very uneasy.

[Taylor]

Her last line, man, when she was like, anna, I'm a teacher, bro. I was like, yo, dude, that is freaking.

[Jared Beeman]

Was she the one. I'm not trying to keep, like, repeating their jokes. Was she the one that walked on stage after Taylor and was like, give it up for whoever the.

[Taylor]

That.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, everyone's heard.

[Jack BB]

We heard that.

[Jared Beeman]

I was gonna say we were dying at that.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

No, she was good.

[Clump]

Yeah, they all did a good job.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It was the last guy he came out firing. He doesn't stop moving his.

[Jack BB]

He was great.

[Jared Beeman]

He was on Barstool Idol when I. When I interned there. Him and a comedian friend of his, Ali, I think. But yeah, because I was, like, talking to him backstage. I was like, you definitely don't remember this, but I was like, I edited, like, some of your videos for, like, three days while you're on the show. And he's like, oh, yeah. But, yeah, I didn't really tell him the other part.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

No.

[Jared Beeman]

Kind of started that was like, oh.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, I realize where this is going. Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

And then there's some.

[Clump]

He was funny, though.

[Will]

Yes, bro.

[Taylor]

He was like, I'm so joke, bro.

[Will]

He's like, I'm so pissed. This is the one that always gets the last. And it's like, it's true.

[Clump]

Peanut butter.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Clump]

That one was. There were two good boys in that house so quick.

[Jared Beeman]

He had me so nervous.

[Taylor]

I missed that one. I don't know where I was for that.

[Will]

But yeah, he was going back. He was, he was awesome.

[Clump]

He had a really good cadence.

[Jack BB]

Just. Yeah.

[Clump]

Non stop. Let it breathe and then just boom.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Would you have, would you have traded the $5,000 for last night or. No.

[Jared Beeman]

That's a great question.

[Will]

Oh, yeah, good question.

[Clump]

Damn. No one asked that last night question, Jack.

[Jared Beeman]

No, that's a good question.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, that.

[Jared Beeman]

I don't know.

[Will]

You're about to go to Vegas this weekend.

[Taylor]

You about a double Rob Taylor.

[Jared Beeman]

I honestly think like now, after, I mean yesterday, obviously I would, like, I was, I would pay him $5,000 not to do it. But now that is worth it. Like, the show is way better.

[Jack BB]

That's sick.

[Jared Beeman]

But yesterday I would have done anything not to do it.

[Clump]

What'd you think of Jack's question?

[Jared Beeman]

I told him earlier. I was like, dude, it's like, it was like a. When I say like a sleep paralysis monster in the corner, the worst.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

So me and Jack, they were trying to do a Q A because Jared didn't do 20 minutes. Taylor, like, had a timer.

[Jared Beeman]

He lied by the 14, 30, not 11 minutes.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

But I, I was starting to formulate a question in my head because the black guy actually made this joke. He was like, oh, yeah. Jared's punishment is actually what I built my dream on. It's like, how gay is that? And. But at the end I was just like, a lot of comedians here have built their whole lives around these careers and some were saying that you're making a mockery of it. Like, and I was also screaming it. I mean, every people at the gas station to get those.

[Jared Beeman]

But it was like the most like insecure question you could have asked. Yeah, in my head too.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It was really a setup because I was like, what is Jared Bean's neck? Like, what's next for Jared Beman? More is like a slam dunk for.

[Jared Beeman]

Him to be like, so funny.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I'm, I'm quitting. I'm going to do comedy.

[Jared Beeman]

I don't even know what I said.

[Clump]

But yeah, there's a million questions being thrown at once.

[Ad Read Announcer 2]

I know.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

That's why I started screaming because I was like, if I don't get this one out, it's over. I can't do this.

[Will]

Then everybody started asking Taylor questions just like, no, this is for Jerry.

[Taylor]

What are your thoughts about the Titans? I just immediately panned the camera.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I'm in this horrible face for probably 20 seconds. And I kind of see JP in the front row. I'm on the upper deck and he's just smiling, laughing, zoomed in on me.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah, the Q and A was like weird. I like did not enjoy that.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that weird. And they just made you take your shirt off.

[Jared Beeman]

That was really weird humiliation ritual. I did it just to like not.

[Clump]

Be like it's cuz you body Taylor so much. You had to get his.

[Taylor]

I was Illuminati.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

He did. He wanted to level the playing field because I was talking to Will too. He was like that was crazy man.

[Jared Beeman]

If Will was texting about later, he's like why did he make you do that? I was like, I don't know but I wish I just took it off the first time.

[Clump]

Cuz it taken your pants off.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Hey, I'll say. From where I was sitting I was like yo, it looks like he's still been hitting the gym.

[Taylor]

Hey, the lighting was nice.

[Jared Beeman]

The lights were nice.

[Taylor]

Yes bro. There it it created like definition.

[Jack BB]

Look at the picture.

[Clump]

Coop and I were saying it would have been perfect if you did get shredded and did that.

[Jared Beeman]

You want me take my shirt off?

[Clump]

Just rocked.

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[Clump]

Oh, we should have got one of those shirts.

[Jared Beeman]

Josiah said that earlier. Shout out comedian.

[Taylor]

Shout out Josiah. Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Shout out comedian discovered live. Book the entire show.

[Taylor]

I have a. And this is. I should have asked people this before but I just thought of it because I've talked about it with Jared. Anybody can answer this if you've ever thought about it. If you had to go do five minutes of comedy, do you have an idea of what your like central idea around your joke would be?

[Jared Beeman]

Nope.

[Taylor]

As I think I do. What you got?

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Because I. Okay. And I, I hate even saying what I'm about to say out loud, but I think it will. You will agree with me. I. I'm. I'm a handsome guy. Comedians don't really do very well as, as handsome people unless you have an arc behind it. And mine would be diabetes where it's like being nerfed by God. It' at it and like that's the only thing that I. It's like you have to let them know like in my specific situation that I have something that. That'd be like oh damn. That kind of does.

[Jared Beeman]

It's a hilarious premise. I feel like the first thing I ever thought of with an open mic was a like self introductory like deprecating joke. You know, I mean like.

[Taylor]

Right.

[Jared Beeman]

Like the will. Like my first one was the will. Like I hurt my back.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, you're having the same injury and.

[Clump]

You'Re just playing yourself.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

That was like the first joke I ever like.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Clump]

I don't know what mine would be.

[Will]

I know I'm not. I can't think off the top of my head. I can't freestyle. Like, I. Not good.

[Jack BB]

I think I'm just, like, exposing teammates.

[Jared Beeman]

For what it is.

[Jack BB]

Like, honestly, I might just do that.

[Taylor]

You got it. You got a good, fun one. That the person can remain anonymous. Oh, man.

[Jack BB]

I mean, I think it was my sophomore year.

[Clump]

Mitch told a crazy one where they were sword fighting in the locker.

[Jack BB]

We had this jousting. I don't know if I should even say this, but I'll just say we had this one teammate. He's transferred. He just got there in the summer and he did. He was on. It's like, we're about to report back for the summer, lifting whatnot. And it's like Sunday night, we were coming there Monday morning or whatever, and there was like this group chat for the whole team. And like, everyone's like, go watch this video. It's To Catch a Predator. And it's one of our teammates on Grindr, like, catching this guy at Walmart. Like, bad.

[Will]

Wait, hold on.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, bad.

[Will]

Your teammate got caught that.

[Jack BB]

Yes. We didn't really even know him for, like, he was there for like a week or two, but Crazy. Crazy. And we're like, no, like, we change with that. Like, there's a lot. Like, year number 47, like, his nameplate's gone. We're like, man, that's crazy.

[Jared Beeman]

That is.

[Clump]

Damn.

[Jack BB]

That's Ball State for you right there. G5. G5. That's what they don't tell you. Not making mainstream media watch this video.

[Clump]

And that's what it was.

[Will]

Oh, my God. Along the same lines. Not like. Not like, take it. Not like Grinder type, but like, after we got. After we all graduated, he got arrested for, like, child pornography.

[Ad Read Announcer 2]

Oh.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

So pretty similar.

[Will]

But because he. But like, in our. When you are going to Ball State, did you guys have like an all freshman group chat?

[Jack BB]

Oh, yeah.

[Will]

So we had that too. This guy was sending videos into the group chat of him. Just like, girls, dude.

[Jack BB]

We had one of those guys, too, I think. Is that normal? Like, I don't think it's normal at all. That makes it happen.

[Will]

And then.

[Jack BB]

And. And then, like, I don't know if that's normal.

[Will]

And then he got, like, in trouble after school about it. So it's like, there's some. There's always some weird cats on a football team, bro.

[Jack BB]

I think they're of age, the guy. I don't know, but I hope they don't know. I don't know.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that's actually nuts. The only. I was thinking of one the other day. And y' all two might relate to this. I don't know how good your high school football team was.

[Jack BB]

Bad. Bad.

[Taylor]

So it would only play maybe in front of a crew that like, like, understand some high school sports. But I was just thinking, because in high school, I'll. A coach could get into my head so fast, like, if they were on me, like, how football coaches can get on you and telling you you suck and all this stuff you, like, you fully believe them. And then I was thinking about in the car yesterday. I'm like, I really let this dude. This one defensive coordinator, he couldn't even walk because he was so fat, he would drive around on the golf cart.

[Jack BB]

Yell at me.

[Clump]

JP's body in him now.

[Taylor]

Yeah, yell at me. And then, you know, like, be just on the whole team's case, talking about, like, y' all aren't worth this, Y' all aren't worth that. Yada, yada, yada. And he's like a substitute teacher, and he's coaching a 3, 7 football team.

[Clump]

And I'm like, surprised Buddha didn't say nothing.

[Jack BB]

Teachers.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Shout out substitute teachers, of course. But I'm like, dang, we really let these, like, high school football coaches bully us.

[Clump]

Hey, low key.

[Taylor]

That's what I'm saying. I'm the punter. It's your fault I'm on the field.

[Clump]

Low key is substitute teacher can save an entire day. If you have a sub at school.

[Taylor]

The good sub is the. Is the shout out. No. Free shout out.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Mount Rushmore probably, bro. Because everybody has. Did y' all have one teacher you think of with the sub?

[Clump]

I can't. I don't remember any names specifically, but I just know that that day was always, like, a board doing nothing.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Especially if, like, it's later on the day and one of your buddies, like, we had this up to teach in this class. They come tell you another class, like, you guys are chilling. Oh, so and so.

[Will]

So and so is not here. And this is a sub.

[Jack BB]

You're like, oh, yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Period sub.

[Clump]

Oh, not even going. Yeah.

[Taylor]

It's like, all right, ours was Ms. Moy.

[Will]

Dude, you guys all had periods or did you guys have blocks?

[Taylor]

We did periods.

[Jack BB]

Periods, yeah.

[Will]

I think I'm the only one that I know that did blocks.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I had a block really common in private schools in Nashville because a lot like, I know ba broads and all them, their block schedule and block remind.

[Will]

Me of CPA or four and a half.

[Clump]

And then at the next semester, you switch. I won't be classes.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I Hate blocks.

[Will]

Yeah, but, like, I need Tuesday, Thursday.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

To walk to the hall.

[Will]

Tuesday, Thursday. I. I forget exactly how it went. But you have four classes in, like, the third period, I believe. Or second period is, like, two hours long because that's when your lunch is.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, the third period.

[Jared Beeman]

Third period for us.

[Will]

So you have, like, we had A, B, C, or D lunch. A is the first 30 minutes, B, second 30.

[Clump]

Only 30. Was that a horse speed? 30 minutes.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Like 42 or like 48 minutes long. So it's like some off like that.

[Taylor]

Speaking of the halls, did y' all have hall monitors?

[Will]

No.

[Taylor]

I'm starting to think maybe they're like. It's really just kind of like a myth position.

[Clump]

I would say, like elementary school.

[Taylor]

Like, fellow classmates.

[Will]

I know we had safeties, which was like, when we were. When we would wait for our bus safety patrols.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Will]

We had the person that, like, led the line.

[Taylor]

I didn't get to do it. My mom said she couldn't wake up early enough.

[Will]

It was always the fifth graders. It was always the fifth graders that did it for us. And then the year we were going to become fifth graders is when the fifth grader moved to the middle school, so we never got to become safeties.

[Clump]

Your fifth graders in middle school, same as well.

[Will]

Hey.

[Clump]

Wow.

[Taylor]

Hey. Who do y' all think is cooler? Fifth graders when you're a first grader or seniors when you're a freshman?

[Jack BB]

Seniors.

[Clump]

Yeah, seniors when you're a freshman. Because I feel like when I was in first grade, I didn't know anybody who was in fifth grade. You don't just. You just don't know that. Yeah. That class. Or at least I didn't. And for me, I did first grade in Mountain Juliet and then fifth grade in Brentwood. So true.

[Jared Beeman]

Especially for, like, high school sports, too. Like, if you're in the same locker.

[Jack BB]

Room with these guys, right.

[Taylor]

You're looking up to them.

[Jared Beeman]

They're making fun of you.

[Clump]

Well, it'll be like your friend's older siblings, too. And you're like, oh, all of our.

[Jared Beeman]

All of our grade.

[Jack BB]

They're.

[Jared Beeman]

All of their brothers were seniors, and we all play the same sport.

[Clump]

So, like, they would bully the hell out of us.

[Taylor]

It was so.

[Clump]

So far.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I remember getting a glove.

[Jack BB]

It was so great.

[Will]

Getting bullied.

[Taylor]

I remember getting mad love from.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I got a glove from one of the seniors when I was an eighth grader. It was Michael Dan.

[Jared Beeman]

Oh.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

And I literally.

[Clump]

Absolute legend.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. Shout out Michael Dugan. And. And. But I remember it feeling like it was someone from Nissan Stadium, giving me a glove after a pro game. And then like, you get to being a senior. I look at, I told them this story and I. Not too long ago, and he was like, why the do you think I was cool? I was like, dude, come on. I was like, what do you mean?

[Clump]

You were a stud?

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, and he was a beast then, dude.

[Taylor]

Yeah, the high school quarterback, when you're in eighth grade, ours, his name was Austin Reeves. He actually went to go play golf.

[Clump]

Plays for the Lakers.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he played golf at Furman, then basketball for the Lakers. But he was so dope. And we would always play football during the football game. And like when you're quarterback, you're like, I'm Austin Reeves. And our high school team was like 2 and 10. But he was a beast. Least everybody else was just kind of brutal.

[Will]

That's all right.

[Clump]

Like that grade with Michael Dugan and all them was that kind of grade where you're like, they're either gonna beat the crap out of us or they're gonna be really cool. And I'm cool with whatever.

[Will]

I remember when you think you're a freshman too, like in their seniors, you're like, bro, these guys are so good at football.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Clump]

And then like, so big, remember?

[Taylor]

So fast. Yeah.

[Will]

And then, then we just get our asses kicked every week.

[Taylor]

And it's like, you probably have so good coming as a freshman to Ball State.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. I mean, so when I got there as a freshman, it was 2021. They just won the Mac the year before the COVID year, so. And then being a walk on, like, dude, my first day there, like, I didn't finish the line. Like, we're doing warm ups and like, that was like the standard I did. We in high school, like, we didn't really have any of that. So, like, dude, I'm getting screamed at by the rainy Mac defense. Player of the year, dude, it was bad. It was bad.

[Taylor]

What's he saying to you?

[Jack BB]

Yo, 42. He doesn't know my name. Yo, 42, get back here. Finish the line. I'm like like, okay. That's why I went and did it. He's like, no, do it again. I'm like, all right. And I went back out there and like, dude, I'm getting humiliated for the whole team. Like, I was a camp start walk on. So, like, even the freshman class was here, like in the summer working out. And then I just started at camp. Like, this is bad. This is not how you want to start your college career. I was like, dude, I went Home. I probably called my dad's, like, dude, I don't know if this is for.

[Taylor]

Me, bro, but did he ever light you up in practice when y' all are hitting drills?

[Jack BB]

Oh, no, he's a linebacker, so me being a linebacker is like, this is. We're not gonna go.

[Taylor]

You don't gotta worry about him.

[Jack BB]

But, I mean, the offensive. Yeah, the guys got their fair share.

[Will]

Did you being, like, a walk on? Will tells the story of, like. Like, his first time he made a play, and then, like, the coach was like, oh, who's one? Or, like. And then, like. Or Shanahan was like, oh, Mr. Interception or something.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Will]

Like, do you have a play or whether it's during practice or something that you were like. And you felt like the coach started.

[Taylor]

To notice you because you finished on scholarship.

[Jack BB]

I did. After my second year, I got put on in the going to my junior, which is super awesome Grace, like, awesome time. My best friend, he was also a walk on. Or one of my best friends, I should say. He was also walk on. Two years older, so he put me on squash for the whole team. Was awesome. No video. That's no video, though, which is, like, heartbreaking.

[Taylor]

But how walk us through that, though. How did he do it?

[Jack BB]

Was it just your best friend that's.

[Will]

Two years older than you?

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Okay.

[Jack BB]

He was. Yeah. So, like, I said, he was a walk on. He got put on scholarship my freshman year, so I watched him get put on scholarship in front of the whole team. Was awesome. And then the next. The next year, he did for me. But essentially it was, like, during camp. So, like, this is, like, the second or third day, like, you don't really put pads on until, like, day three or whatnot. And so it's like after a walk through, usually at night, you have, like, a team meeting, maybe, like, some freshman entertainment, whatnot and stuff like that. And our coach is like, we're doing something different this year. We're doing, like, senior Spotlight, where this senior, like, starts talking, like, whatever they get, right? You know, she's like, all right, Cole, come up here. And so he comes out there, he's like, I just want to take this time to talk about, like, this other kid. And, like, you know, gives me some praise and stuff like that. And I just, like, I'm sitting the second room, like, just, like, low key, tearing up like, this is fire, bro. And then he's like. He's like, I just want to say, like, you're putting on scholarship whatnot. And, like, everyone erupts. Like, dude, like, kind of like a statement. Like last night, like, walking out in front of everyone, like, that was kind of it for me. And. Yeah, dude. So, like, we have to be there next day at like, 6:30, 7 o'. Clock.

[Taylor]

But you're there at 4?

[Jack BB]

Not exactly. So I went home. So my parents live an hour and a half away. And so I was like, dude, I gotta go tell them in person. I can't call them. Like, this is like, they've done, you know, paid for my first two years of school. And so I drove home that night. I get there, like, 11. They're like, what's. Like, what's wrong? What are you doing? Like, I woke them up, and they're, like, freaking out because, you know, like, your parents probably not expecting you at home. And I told them, they're just, like, so proud of me and stuff like that. And I drove all the way back that night. It was a long night.

[Taylor]

He's a adrenaline, though.

[Jack BB]

Form, energy, you know, Right here. Yeah, but no. Yeah, it was awesome experience. But, no, I don't really have a certain play.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I mean, is that you think your best moment in college for your personal, like, football career?

[Jack BB]

It has to be, honestly, is. Yeah, he doesn't really top that.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Will]

That's awesome.

[Taylor]

You couldn't get that pick off Cam Ward.

[Jack BB]

I know. Yeah. I mean. I mean, yeah. Bad.

[Taylor]

When you're. When you're playing against somebody like Cam Ward, is he someone that you could. Obviously has a ton of buzz around him, but when you're out there on the field, is it just like, holy crap, this dude is different?

[Jack BB]

Well, that was. Yeah, dude. You just look across feeling like, all right, there's brock Bowers, like, GG's henna hooker. GG's like, it's over. Like, it's not like, I know these guys, like, my teammates. Those are not the same people. Like, it's just not fair. And that's why, you know, it's G5. Or, you know. Yeah, G5 and P4. And that's. That's where Taylor's argument comes in.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

So, yeah, G5 spot y' all are into. It's like every year y' all get paid a guap ton to, unfortunately. Yeah.

[Jack BB]

And the worst part is, like, even, like, the best players in our team are out of there next year.

[Taylor]

As soon as they get, like, shout out Brady Hunt.

[Jack BB]

Brady Hunt. The guy. South Carolina Gamecock.

[Will]

Yeah, that does kind of suck.

[Jack BB]

It's like, dude, all your boys are gone, bro. Yeah.

[Will]

Like, you have a really good year in a group of five, and then it's like, all right, P5 is going to pluck you.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing with, like, D2 and FCS, NAI. Like, all those best players are. We're taking those guys, you know, so it's like. Like, it's. It's everywhere, really. It sucks.

[Will]

But, yeah, I couldn't imagine, like, D3 is obviously so different, but, like. Like, losing your boys, like, yeah, dude, your best friend that you were, like, play against, were play with every single day, and then they're just plucked and gone.

[Jack BB]

And you're not mad at them because you will want to see your voices do it.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Like, those are your guys.

[Taylor]

Like, start wearing dog tags for their voices.

[Clump]

Hey, that is funny. That is funny.

[Jack BB]

Oh, you guys have a graveyard of all the boys.

[Taylor]

From the D1 schools too, though, because they just. Everyone's a homie hopper in college football now.

[Will]

So I get kind of staying on, like, the G5 and Power 4. Like. Yeah, how is. And you don't. You can tell us what you want. Not. But how is Nil when it comes to, like, group of five?

[Jack BB]

I mean, it's.

[Clump]

Well.

[Jack BB]

Obviously a lot less because there's not nearly as much money. And, like, we had guys on Nil for, like, my first two years. Like, it was. We don't really have, like, a crazy amount of donors until, like, last year when the ref share started coming out. Everyone's like, you kind of, like, whispers around the room, like, yo, this guy is getting paid this much money and he's not even traveling or stuff like that. And it's like, damn, you know, stuff like that starts coming out. It sucks, you know, because. Yeah, like, what's going on here? You know? And I think this year, like, I can speak for Ball State. Like, they're tapping into it more. Like, each guy's getting paid a little bit more than, you know, previous years, which is cool. But, I mean, they can't compete with, like, Purdue. Like, they're not very good. They still put BTA to us, but, like. Like, they're still paying. They still have way more money than us. It's like.

[Taylor]

They ever cut you a check or. No.

[Jack BB]

Purdue.

[Taylor]

No, no. Ball State.

[Jack BB]

Oh, no. That's what this is for. I gotta make it somewhere. They give me a scholarship. That's all I can ask for.

[Taylor]

Yeah, definitely. Yeah, definitely. And then. So when did this start?

[Jack BB]

So last year, My fourth year. I should say a year and a half ago, maybe two years. But as soon as my fourth year Started like, we went, like, I started the MBA program, which is all online classes, and I was like, dude, I went to practice, watched film, whatever, came home and I was like, doom scrolling. And you know, like the worst part, like, the worst feeling is like when you get to the end of your day and you're just like, dude, I did nothing with my day or whatever. It's like, this sucks. Like, can't be doing that. Wasting your time. Time. And I was like, dude, I need to start something else.

[Taylor]

I point at Matt.

[Jack BB]

I just saw the eyes going somewhere. I don't know. But no. Yeah. I was like, I just need to use something. Like, do something with my time. I was like, I saw these YouTube videos look kind of cool. I was like, this is something fun to do. I could do it in my room at school and obviously turn to something a little bit bigger than I expected. But I enjoyed doing a lot. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah, definitely.

[Clump]

Yeah, dude.

[Taylor]

Who was the first delivery that you did?

[Jack BB]

Like, the big one? Yeah, Shout out Malisek. You know, shout out Malicex, the guy. I hit him up for Gruden rug and he. I was like, one of his first boxes and I. I believe I was. And sent him a rug. And his reaction was awesome. Priceless. So super excited for that.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Dude, how did you say we're filming that one instead of.

[Clump]

Yeah, right.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Scholarship.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Guys, film your friends in big moments.

[Taylor]

Exactly.

[Will]

How did you get a tip on your. The one page you have, you're with Riley Leonard.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. How did you get hooked up with him? My. He's back to the Portal. I mean, one of my buddies played with him at Duke and he went to Bucknell and Riley went to Notre Dame. And then my buddy was at Ball State after that. And so Riley is at the Colts and it's like just kind of made sense. I was like. Because he wanted. He wanted a rug. I was like, all right, well, I'll comp you one if you can hook me up with anyone, you know, he's like, like, you know Riley Leonard? I'm like, of course I know Riley Leonard is in the national championship last year. And so that's how it came to be. And then just met at IKEA down the road. You know, met in the middle.

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[Jack BB]

He's a great guy, Riley.

[Will]

He seems like a good dude.

[Taylor]

Adam Terry.

[Jared Beeman]

That was cool.

[Jack BB]

I played with his son. Yeah, I didn't see that he made.

[Taylor]

One for Adam Venatori.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, I played with his son at Ball State a few years ago and hit him Up. I was like, like, well, I originally hit him up because I made one for Pat, Pat McAfee. And I was like, is there any correlation, like, connection there? Like, do you have anything? They're just trying to, like, get it to him and whatnot. He's like, yeah, I can hook you up there. So in a roundabout way, he's like, can I go in for my dad? I'm like, yeah, dude, I got you for sure. And then so made that happen. Was pretty cool. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah.

[Will]

I feel like that's like a good way to do, like, your marketing too. Like, hey, yeah, you get. You get somebody. Like, I'll comp you one. Yeah, if you can get in contact with somebody else, it helps.

[Jack BB]

It gives them an incentive to help you. You know the song, like, you know, that's what people want. Really?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Clump]

For real. Cuz your first couple ones you did for teammates, right?

[Jack BB]

Yeah, teammates. And like, dude, they were bad if you don't scroll the back of the Instagram.

[Clump]

But we all got to start somewhere.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Will]

I mean, plug your Instagram real quick.

[Jack BB]

It's Foot Stompers. I believe it's Foot Do Stompers. Go Follow. Trying to hit a thousand followers.

[Clump]

Let's go, let's go.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. And yeah, the.

[Taylor]

The first ones were just bad, bad, dude.

[Jack BB]

Like, everyone starts somewhere. I'm kind of tapping into that right now. I just started. I just did like my first two videos on camera, which were. I'm not gonna say they're like, horrible, but like, they're just like, I don't know, you starting to make it the midnight. Like, you hearing your voice on camera. Oh, horrible for the first time. Like, you probably remember, like, dude, my family's like, playing it at dinner. I'm like, dude, turn that off. Like, I gotta leave. Like, it's bad, dude.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I don't think that'll ever get easier, but it will get. You'll get less uncomfortable.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. So I was like, man. So I tried something new there. Kind of started from the bottom again there in that regard. Because it's a whole different medium, like, way of filming videos and stuff like that. So you just try new things, you know. I think Alex Hermosi might have said this. Like, the biggest risk is not taking any. So, like, you know, he's gotta. No.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

I think that is something that stuck out to me with that. I was like, dude, I might gotta try. Who cares what other people think, right?

[Clump]

So that's absolutely.

[Taylor]

What. What is the top? Like, how long did it take you to make your first rug. And how long would it take you to make that same rug right now?

[Jack BB]

Oh, man. Dude, I will. I learned so many different strategies just from trial and error. Like, YouTube can't tell you everything. So, like, dude, this would have taken me. Dude, it probably would have taken me like 10, 11, 12 hours to do this a long time ago now. It probably took me seven, eight. I mean, there's a lot of detail in here.

[Taylor]

Definitely.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, dude, you get better as you go on. Yeah. Just like anything.

[Will]

So the detail in that is so cool because crazy. You can pick out like, you can see Coop all the way on the left.

[Jack BB]

I see Sherm's beard.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Jack's mustache.

[Taylor]

So fire, dude.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, it's good stuff. Coop's hat. I don't know if you can.

[Clump]

I like. This one's framed.

[Taylor]

I know.

[Clump]

I like that. It's got the.

[Jack BB]

It was the first frame. And once again, he's trying something here.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Slipping through him.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

On the.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it is.

[Jack BB]

Whatever. That's. Yeah.

[Taylor]

I'm so obsessed with this side. Hustle, slash.

[Clump]

Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

Full, full business machine.

[Clump]

I mean, when you post the videos in the machine, like it's crazy looking how it just like, dude, it can hurt you.

[Jack BB]

Like if you can put your hand.

[Clump]

In there, explain how it works.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, I mean, so there's this rug machine. It honestly shot the. Like my Instagram. Like, if you go there and look, you can kind of explain it better.

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[Jack BB]

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[Jack BB]

There's like. Looks like a gun. Like a ray gun. Like from like cod honestly.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

And like there's. You put yarn through it and like goes into this fabric and then like it like has these scissors and it cuts it and then that's what you see continually threaded up and then that kind of like sticks into the fabric. But.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

And then do you finish it off like almost like buzzing it?

[Jack BB]

Yeah. I think like thinking like a barber and like you just take this razor and cut it. Like that's what like the. You can see like there's little indentations. Yeah. Indentation.

[Taylor]

It's so satisfying.

[Jack BB]

I appreciate that.

[Clump]

Especially when you like hit the like go through different colors.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Clump]

And it just is so smooth and. Yeah. Then you hit. You line it up.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. Dude, those videos. There's so many cut like I'm just, just. Yeah, you'll get better. Just take everything but for sure.

[Taylor]

Who are the. The maybe give us three people that you'd love to make a rug for that you have made one.

[Jack BB]

I want to get my rugs to Caitlin Clark and Pat McAfee. That'd be cool. I want to get. I already have them made so like that. That is something I want to do. I really want to do something for tight end. You. I think that'd be so sick.

[Clump]

Oh dude. Definitely should.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we're definitely get.

[Jack BB]

That'd be super cool. Whether that's like I know like some of the guys that get boots and whatnot. If Everyone, like, signed up for a rug or if I just had them there, that'd be sick. Or something like that.

[Clump]

You could definitely do like the TEU logo and they would put it at that, like, I would imagine, like.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, put it up.

[Taylor]

Times Kristen Juszczyk.

[Jack BB]

Oh, collab. Yeah.

[Clump]

Put the jersey into it.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that would actually be so sick. We'll get George Kittle, a friend of the show.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Need his jersey, though.

[Taylor]

Yeah, his jersey. And you got to be able to tell the difference between me and Jack.

[Jared Beeman]

George.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

George.

[Jack BB]

I think Cam Ward would be cool to do one, just being a Nashville. Yeah, I think that'd be sick.

[Will]

And you could be like, hey, I played against you.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. You don't remember me? Yeah, mostly on special teams during that game, but I was there Rain delight for three hours too. I'm sure he hated just as much as I did. I think a country music star would be cool too.

[Will]

Like, I feel like Jelly would kind of be.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, Jelly.

[Clump]

Nern.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Maybe Theo would be sick too. I think maybe. That'd be awesome.

[Clump]

For sure.

[Will]

Well, if you like in a good city. I know you say if you did one for Diego, Diego would probably show Theo.

[Taylor]

Yeah, true.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, I think Diego would eat that up probably.

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[Taylor]

I love it, man.

[Clump]

Yeah, you can have a good setup in your spot here.

[Jack BB]

Dude, listen to this. So I got a two bedroom apartment and partially for the rugs, but I'm thinking you might like this. I'm living by myself and being, you know, the only guy living by myself. Like, I'm not living with my girlfriend or anything like that. Like. Like I had this idea of putting a golf simulator inside the house. What are your thoughts on that?

[Clump]

In. In the apartment?

[Jack BB]

Why not?

[Clump]

Dude, I saw how big is the room?

[Jack BB]

I saw Instagram real. I'm like, you know, this could be it. Like, this could be fire. I don't know. I could. I'm thinking about the living room, honestly. Is that crazy?

[Clump]

Oh, my God.

[Jack BB]

I'm young.

[Taylor]

I don't know how big your living room is.

[Jack BB]

It's a decent size.

[Taylor]

You're down in Franklin, right? Yeah. I mean, most times you'd probably be going to hang out at people's spots in Nashville. Yeah.

[Jack BB]

I don't have coming to you. People coming real like. And if they do come over, they can play golf. Like, I think that's a great idea. Why not?

[Taylor]

I say rip it.

[Jack BB]

Dude.

[Taylor]

Your first apartment out of school.

[Clump]

Neighbors get you a golf simulator drivers tonight.

[Taylor]

That could be an issue.

[Jack BB]

Your neighbors, Dude, I saw an instagram And I was like, dude, that that could be it.

[Clump]

Like he said, I'm thinking of the living.

[Jack BB]

And even if you like, the entrepreneur no minded me is like, dude, anything's possible. People come over $5, you know what I'm saying? Like, you want to hit the range, like, right? You know what I'm saying?

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

If you do that, you definitely should step into the lane of social content. At least you should be like, I'm building a golf simulator in my living room. That's something that a lot of guys would be fired up, dude.

[Will]

Hell yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah. We go viral.

[Jack BB]

The. The golf simulator X foot Stompers rug. I'm making a rug while I'm hitting golf ball.

[Clump]

Have this whole warehouse in his two bedroom.

[Jack BB]

Yeah. I don't know. Like, dude, possibilities are endless. Dude. I'm living by myself for the first time. Like, if you do it, we all.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Got to come over.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Will]

MTV Cribs.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, yeah, dude, I saw like a launch monitor for like 500, 600, 700, like a garment or like a rap soda or something like that. I was like, I don't, I don't care as long as it works. And I don't like break a window. You know, I'm gonna have like, obviously like some like nets and stuff like that.

[Taylor]

But dude, yeah, we gotta make this.

[Jack BB]

I gotta see it through. After having the ideas. Like, did you ever have an idea? He's like, I have to have this. Like, I have to see it through. Like, definitely.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

That's instinct.

[Clump]

Yeah, you got to trust your gut.

[Jack BB]

I don't know, it's like, might as.

[Taylor]

Well.

[Clump]

Get ready to think. Okay, so that second bedroom's definitely just going to be like his little work studio. He's like, think about the living room for a golf simulator.

[Jack BB]

I mean, the bedroom. I don't know.

[Clump]

That's what I'm thinking is like, like.

[Taylor]

Tax write offs everywhere. Guest room, living room, guest rooms.

[Jack BB]

Hey, one business. Living rooms. One business bedroom. Sleeping there.

[Taylor]

Cooking show.

[Jack BB]

I mean, it's way better. My old setup, like, dude, it was horrible. I didn't have a bed for my old house. I was like, put my bed on the ground and I would flip it up onto the wall so I wouldn't get any like yarn fumes on it. And then I would have like the rest of my room was a giant rug frame and.

[Taylor]

And they just threw this mattress back down with it.

[Jack BB]

Oh, yeah. Yep. 100.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

My roommates are grossing me, dude. Like, dude, what are you doing? Dude, it was, it was bad room brown Carpet, wood walls.

[Taylor]

Horrible how like when you walked into your apartment, now you gotta be like.

[Jack BB]

Oh dude, this is amazing. That's why, that's why I'm like golf simulator, dude. Like have to like. I don't know.

[Taylor]

I love that man. What else we got going around the the busing world if do we need it? Dive into.

[Will]

Trying to think.

[Clump]

This will go on Friday.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah. How long we've been going, Matt?

[Clump]

Boys will be. The boys will be out of town on Friday.

[Taylor]

48.

[Clump]

48 House divided on Friday.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. So there's an interesting thing going on. I guess we can probably close out with this, but this is Friday morning. Yesterday, jp, Will, Taylor, myself, Jared and Clump flew from Nashville to Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl. Originally, Taylor, Jared and I were going to Vegas this weekend or we are in Vegas right now. Taylor made a last second plan where instead of flying commercial out of Nashville to Vegas on Thursday afternoon, we were just gonna hop on the private plane with jp, Will and Clump, which is cool. But now and again this is already happening.

[Clump]

Not going to Vegas on Thursday.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

We land at 4:40 and the next flight that we have to take out of Arizona to go to Vegas is at 6pm so it's a 20 minute drive to the airport. It's like gives us an hour to get through security and two of their. I don't doubt we can't make it.

[Taylor]

But rush hour too probably.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah. So hopefully it works out because Taylor's not even going to the game anymore. The whole plan was he was gonna go to the first half, then fly to Vegas that night. But now he can't get credentialed or whatever it is. So it'll be interesting. I'm very excited to be able to fly private across the country because it'll be much more comfortable and quicker not having to go through security and all that jazz.

[Jack BB]

But yeah, it's Clump going because it might get a bigger plane.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

And.

[Taylor]

Yeah, happening.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Basically that's exactly what's happening. But yeah, I don't know if it's the play or not. I think Taylor really wanted zips and if you don't know what zips is, it's Taylor's favorite restaurant from Arizona.

[Clump]

You're not even gonna be able to get it.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It's getting. That's what I said. I told Clump and Ryan that they're like, you're not gonna have time. And I was like, okay, well chill, chill. They're getting zips delivered to the airport so that we will land in Arizona, get The zips and effectively get into a car and go straight to the commercial airport and fly to Vegas. Trust me, I'm on Division 1 logistics right there of logic. It doesn't make sense to me, but, you know, a more comfortable ride. That's cool. So, yeah, that's kind of where we're at. And then you got a. That's only half of your trip.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we're. So we'll be at the Fiesta bowl with me Will Clump and Josh Pate. And then right after that game, we will be flying to Atlanta for. Who's playing in Atlanta? Indiana or Indiana or Indiana. Oregon. Which always throws me off just because Oregon coming all the way to Atlanta.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

If they win, they'll go back to Miami.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Golly, man, they're getting screwed. Yeah, we'll fly to Atlanta. We'll have that whole day on Friday to kind of get right, film some fun content, hopefully some man on the street type stuff. And then hopefully watch a college football classic, which I think we could be in for one.

[Jack BB]

Both of them see who we got.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Yeah, both of them really could alive in this.

[Taylor]

I know, dude.

[Clump]

This one is Miami and Ole Miss.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Clump]

Which could be fireworks.

[Taylor]

I think that game is going to be fireworks.

[Jared Beeman]

I like Ole Miss my heart.

[Clump]

Unless. Unless Miami's defense just continues to do what they're doing and somehow that Ole Miss flame just runs out. But I don't know.

[Jack BB]

He's a home record. Like, that guy just destroys two picks.

[Clump]

Both of them pick sixes.

[Taylor]

Crazy.

[Will]

But I saw something about like, the Ole Miss, like, transfers and stuff with, like, LSU with Lane leaving and like, how Lane was under. Under the assumption that he was going to get Trinidad once he moved. He was going to get the kicker.

[Taylor]

Lacey.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Will]

The running back, the lacy. Like all of these guys, he was under the assumption that he was all right. They're going to come to LSU next year. All of those guys are staying. And, like, Lane is like, what the do I do now? Which is what makes it like that much cooler of a story that, like, Ole Miss is like, the place everyone's bought in. I mean, like, they love the new.

[Clump]

Staff, like, through all of that drama, too. Like, if you just looked at Ole miss's record, they're 12 and 1, which is. And their only loss was to Georgia, who they eventually ended up getting back when it mattered more. And Pete Golding inherited a 121 football team going into the playoffs and honestly has handled it so well.

[Will]

You think he's sick that each win that they get in the playoff that Lane's getting paid no. 100,000.

[Clump]

Not at all. He's a head coach of an SEC football team in the semifinals.

[Will]

Do you think he's getting a bonus?

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah.

[Clump]

I guarantee you he'll get a fat check.

[Taylor]

The final domino that has got to fall for Ole Miss is those coordinators deciding, you know what? We're not going to su.

[Will]

That would be awesome.

[Jack BB]

Defensive staff staying, but I love the offensive.

[Clump]

Charlie Weiss, right. Is the guy that would be inside.

[Jack BB]

Yeah.

[Jared Beeman]

Okay.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Will]

He's a junior.

[Taylor]

So. Wait, who you got?

[Clump]

I'm saying Charlie Weiss. It's probably something wise because. Charlie Weiss.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

I believe it is Charlie Wise junior.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Oh, yeah. Also, like, my heart wants Ole Miss, but college football is objectively better when Miami has a good team. And so I think just for that narrative, I wouldn't hate if Miami made it to the national championship.

[Will]

I do like what Crystal Ball said. Like, no, we're not trying to be Miami of the 2000s and the 90s like that. That type of football is not possible anymore. Like, we're trying to be like the new Miami. But I still want. I don't know.

[Clump]

I just, you know, those.

[Taylor]

Are you picking Ole Miss?

[Will]

I'm picking Ole Miss.

[Taylor]

I'm picking Ole Miss.

[Jack BB]

I think I gotta go Miami.

[Clump]

I'm gonna pick Ole Miss because I want the story. And I'm created a theory with clump 2 days ago that Trinidad Chambliss is waiting on the approval to come back for a six year. And I am a firm believer that if he makes it to the national championship, the powers that be who control the puppeteer of college football are probably gonna grant it to him because they're like, yeah, we could use this next year. So that's. That's my theory. Your first Ole Miss, I think Ole Miss, but I did. Do you know those, like, random Instagram reels or Tick Tock. Whatever it is, it's like flashing through combinations. It's like whatever you hold on will be. Yeah, this. It was for the national championship, and I'm. It's going and I hold it. And it was Miami, and unfortunately it was Alabama. But that makes me feel like Miami could go.

[Jack BB]

But Alabama, you aren't listening.

[Clump]

I said Miami could. If Miami goes. That is crazy how that works.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I am taking my heart. One told Miss, like I said. But I think that Miami's gonna pull it out.

[Taylor]

So defense does win championships. What's cool about who you got?

[Jared Beeman]

Ever since I watched the documentary with Miami and Notre Dame as a kid, I've Always had a soft spot for the U. I hate Notre Dame. The use always had crazy.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Matt went to a Catholic private high school.

[Jared Beeman]

Yeah, but they sued my high school. I hate Notre Dame. It's going to be the U.

[Taylor]

The year of hate.

[Jared Beeman]

The year of hate.

[Jack BB]

Let's go.

[Clump]

You saw what they're calling this game.

[Jared Beeman]

Three Catholics versus Confederates.

[Jack BB]

Right.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Wow.

[Clump]

Not the Catholics though.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Or convicts.

[Clump]

Convicts.

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Yeah.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Will]

That's kind of sick.

[Taylor]

And then who? Oregon. Indiana.

[Will]

I want Oregon.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

So I want Oregon. I want Oregon. But I think I use. I mean, how can you bet against them? Like big daddy dude.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I'm all iu.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

I do think Oregon has possibility to pull one out, but I just don't see how you stop them right now. IU has so much momentum and 6.

[Taylor]

Travel is big too.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

The travel is huge. That's. They're crossing every single time zone.

[Will]

I just twice in two weeks.

[Clump]

Indiana is a full rounded team. Their coach very well. And Signetti is a sicko and will do whatever it takes to prove a point. I think.

[Will]

Bro. And they just got one of the best transfer quarterbacks.

[Taylor]

He might be have a. He might have a dynasty. Loading.

[Will]

Yes.

[Taylor]

I think no, it's like they were the most losing program in college football history up until two years ago.

[Clump]

If he came. If Indiana makes it, whoever they match up with. Indiana.

[Jack BB]

I think what's cool about these four teams, like everyone has a cool story. Like, I wouldn't be mad if any of these teams won. Honestly. Like they're all awesome stories. Really.

[Will]

Who did you said Indiana.

[Clump]

I kind of like want Ole Miss to make it, but I don't want them to win it because I don't.

[Taylor]

Think that that game.

[Clump]

Alabama fandom or probably. But I think because Indiana's so good, it's like if they don't do it, then it's like, like, damn, what is that season?

[Jack BB]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Clump]

Not like mean. Obviously they were really good.

[Taylor]

They might fire Signetti.

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Oregon.

[Clump]

Oregon. If like I would like for Oregon to do it obviously, because we have ties.

[Taylor]

Right.

[Clump]

But I also just don't see them.

[Taylor]

Getting past the winner of Oregon. Indiana will win the championship.

[Jack BB]

I agree.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Imagine in Indiana. Miami National Championship. No.

[Clump]

1 in Miami.

[Taylor]

Indiana. Ole Miss.

[Clump]

Miami home game in the 90s.

[Jack BB]

Crazy.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Oh.

[Clump]

You might be back.

[Will]

Are you Indiana?

[Clump]

Yeah, all the way.

[Jared Beeman]

Three words. Charlie Becker, Indiana.

[Taylor]

Who is he?

[Jack BB]

Matt.

[Taylor]

How you know him?

[Jared Beeman]

Father Ryan product.

[Clump]

Charlie Becker.

[Jared Beeman]

Indiana's gonna win it all.

[Taylor]

He walks so he can run.

[Clump]

Shout out to brother Cole too. Cole's cool too.

[Jared Beeman]

Too he played football at App State.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Col. Becker.

[Clump]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Shout out, Cole.

[Jack BB]

Shout out, Cole.

[Taylor]

Good deal.

[Jared Beeman]

Love it.

[Will]

Well, Jack, we appreciate you for coming on. I'm sure.

[Jack BB]

My pleasure.

[Will]

Sure. We'll have you on some at another time. I was gonna say you will be.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Commission for the office.

[Will]

You will.

[Clump]

You ever heard of Billy Strings?

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Might need a row of duty, actually. You said, Ray, I honestly might need to get a ra. Gun rug.

[Jack BB]

That'd be sick. I'd be down to do that.

[Will]

You will be next season on Flag for sure.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, we gotta talk about that.

[Will]

Lock it. Locking you in for that. But we appreciate you for coming on, dude.

[Jack BB]

I appreciate you having me.

[Taylor]

Make sure y' all go follow him.

[Jack BB]

Yes.

[Taylor]

Ultra respect for Jack, man. Starting a business while in college, while playing football, building it, learning it, failing through the early processes of it. Like, dude, your. Your mindset and your work ethic is going to get you far if you keep it. So stoked to have you in Nashville.

[Jack BB]

I appreciate it. Yeah, I'm excited. So hopefully you guys can see some maybe potential content of the golf simulator.

[Taylor]

See y' all next week.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It'd be more caroling content.

[Will]

Before we stop. Before we stop.

[Jack BB]

Do you want to talk about this before we stop?

[Will]

I am working on the vlog. It should be out today. No, no, it will be out today. I'm gonna have it for Friday.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Some people are saying that the vlog doesn't exist. It's not me, but it.

[Taylor]

Nobody has seen the footage. It's time for you to prove everyone wrong.

[Will]

Go downstairs.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

No, no, no. We believe.

[Taylor]

We prefer. That's what people are saying. And we. We prefer it this way.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

It was at the show last night.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

A couple guys came up and they're like, yo, what up? In that caroling vlog, that one guy.

[Clump]

That got up and told the. That one joke about like, whoa, dude, we don't have to do this. That guy said it.

[Will]

It's coming. You guys are trying to get under my skin. And it's working.

[Taylor]

I can't wait to see it. Honestly. You gave a little teaser with foul.

[Will]

I am going to need one of y' all or all of you guys to watch it because, like, views just. I don't know how good it is, but I'm reposing, like, halfway through, like, I was just kind of drunk. This.

[Jack BB]

Yes.

[Taylor]

I kind of want my first time to watch it to be when it's live.

[Clump]

Oh, yeah. 100.

[Will]

It's gonna be.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

Come on, man.

[Taylor]

Stay tuned.

[Jared Beeman]

Let's do a live reaction video. Like, while we're watching watching it here.

[Jack BB]

And have it play.

[Will]

I I think it's going to be tonight at 6pm Caroling vlog 2025 hey.

[Clump]

I'm coming your way at halftime of the Indiana Oregon game. You should watch.

[Will]

Probably earlier than that then if that's the case, probably like four. We'll make it happen.

[Clump]

All right. Well when you're leaving work. Just kidding. I'm just excited, bro. Yeah. After what you said about foul, I.

[Will]

Yeah, I. I gotta put that part in because it's so funny but I gotta. It just doesn't fit at all.

[Clump]

But maybe it's a teaser up front or a blooper reel.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Jack BB]

Yeah dude, I gotta blooper reel of my videos I just did.

[Jared Beeman]

Damn.

[Clump]

We gotta bring blooper reels back.

[Taylor]

Yeah we do.

[Clump]

Seriously.

[Host 1 (Possibly Matt)]

We'll talk about blooper reels next week.

[Jack BB]

Yeah, for sure y'.

[Jared Beeman]

All.

[Will]

Next week.

[Clump]

Peace. Peace.

[Jack BB]

Foreign.

[Clump]

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