Shane Gillis' WILDEST Appearance Yet + An INSANE Storm Knocks The Power Out Mid Episode | Bussin'

Summary

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Bussin' With The Boys – "Shane Gillis' WILDEST Appearance Yet + An INSANE Storm Knocks The Power Out Mid Episode"

Release Date: May 5, 2026
Guests: Shane Gillis (Comedian)
Hosts: Will Compton & Taylor Lewan

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Episode Overview

This wild episode of Bussin’ With The Boys features comedian Shane Gillis in a characteristically loose, hilarious—and ultimately chaotic—appearance where a storm literally knocks out the power mid-show. Will, Taylor, and Shane chop it up on college football, behind-the-scenes rivalry shenanigans, the nature of sports fandom, the grind of acting, and plenty of unfiltered banter, all while welcoming interruptions, random fan questions, and the sound of torrential rain. Oh, and just a little debate about the price for a Brokeback Mountain reboot.

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Main Topics & Highlights

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1. College Football Chaos: Expansion, Rivalries & Playoffs

(03:15–19:38)

• March Madness Expansion & Sports Logic

  • Shane reacts: "March madness going to 76 teams lot...just put them all in there. 128 team bracket." (05:32)
  • The boys riff on the wild expansion and float their own “executive orders” to fix March, football playoff formats, and even the calendar.
  • Hot take from Will: "If it goes to 16, that is where it's like, we have to stop." (06:47)

• Interns on the Bus: Michigan Love

  • Michigan football interns Zach and Trey chat about why they picked UM, combining elite football and academics.
  • “It’s the best combination of high level football and high level academics.” –Trey, (14:25)

• White House or Practice? Player Priorities and Patriotism

  • The hosts break down Fernando Mendoza’s viral quote on skipping meeting the president for OTAs.
  • "This kid is truly all ball...He knows he can go to the White House…But he's saying, I've got to lock in and show to my teammates." –Will, (19:18)
  • Plenty of flag jokes and “patriotic” ribbing ensue.

Notable Quote:
"If you're in a title at March Madness, you might as well make it madness...put them all in there. 360." –Will (06:09)

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2. Weight Room Legends & Ball Busting

(21:07–26:16)

• The boys grill the Michigan interns about weight room performance, favorite coaches (Whittingham gets lots of love), and blocking vs catching.

• "He'll…we'll be lifting and he's doing, like, crunches in the air…I'm like, he's doing stuff I can't do." –Taylor (21:23)

• Light-hearted flexing on squat numbers:

  • "Like, I rep like four or five. 405 on the spine." –Intern (22:32)
  • Classic Will: “Get you juiced up a little bit. Get you juiced up a little bit.” (24:15)

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3. NFL Draft Deep Dives, Callback Calls & Hilarious Fan Questions

(24:21–31:33+)

• Revisiting past takes: Did Will call Brendan Soresby as a possible Heisman? Did he bet it?
  • “Yeah, but you can...diversify your portfolio.” –Shane (25:35)
• Supplemental Draft explained, Terrelle Pryor memories, and rapid-fire “clean takes” on prospects.

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4. Storm Interruptions & Storms of Nostalgia

(33:38–37:43)

• Mid-episode, a massive storm hits Nashville, rattling the bus, dropping trees, and messing with production.
• The boys share vivid above-ground pool stories and “wave parties,” leading into wrestling stories and classic locker room memories.
  • “There's something about above ground pools that…kind of hit. The best wrestling matches happening in above ground.” –Will (35:07)

Memorable Moment:
Rain pounds the bus, the team considers what to do if the power goes out, and the banter only gets rowdier.

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5. Podcast Vibes, Stand-up Life, and Tiring Out Tires

(78:07–107:22)

• Shane discusses ongoing stand-up work, hosting the Kevin Hart roast (“...but the jokes might be too crazy”), and the anxiety of edgy jokes in front of a live, broadcast crowd.
• Reflecting on his SNL return:
  • “I was so nervous the entire...People said I suck. It was a tough crowd.” –Shane (96:32)
• “Tires” talk and acting beside legends:
  • New Netflix show “Tires,” filming with Christian Bale and Nicholas Cage.
  • “Christian Bale likes stand up...He just talked to me about stand up right away.” (100:32)
• Kissing scenes (& hypothetical Brokeback Mountain roles):
  • Shane’s price to make out with a guy in a movie snowballs into a hilarious, awkward “would you rather” run.
  • "What would your number be?...$150 million, maybe more." (130:10)

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6. Hard Takes: Sports Legacies and the Hall of Fame

(48:01–56:13, 119:00–124:13)

• Fans ask: In evaluating careers, do we care more about “Counting Stats vs. Big Moments?”
  • Nostalgic breakdowns for Eli vs Peyton Manning, OBJ, John Elway.
  • Will: “When Odell and Eli were at the Giants, it's like, oh, we have to go against those two this week. Yeah, this is gonna suck.” (51:40)
• How off-field scandals affect on-field legacies—Brett Favre, OJ, Tiger Woods.

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7. Rapidfire: Rivalries, Nil Donations, and Fan Antics

(137:34–144:57+)

• The Notre Dame vs Michigan vs Miami trash talk escalates:
  • “That's just being nasty...Whoever's doing better that year, I cheer for the other team.” –Shane (83:36)
  • “I would like to see Notre Dame win a title before my father passes...That would be worth a million dollars.” (138:19)
• Hilarious callbacks to the infamous Taco Bell drive-thru standoff with Caleb Presley.
• “We started making fun of a guy in a cowboy hat. Turns out that's one of the Bud Light guys.” –Taylor (140:50)

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8. History Break (Storm-Interrupted)

(151:05–153:47)

• Will and Taylor hit Shane with some “fun questions” on WWII and Civil War what-ifs—a segment that only a true history-nerd comic could deliver.
• “If they were just going, they could have gotten captured those prisoners and said, now we're gonna. Now let's discuss a peace treaty. Instead, they flinched.” (151:14)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Being a Michigan Man:
  “That's not a Michigan man. That's an Ohio State man. Buckeye.” –Shane (86:43)

• On Value in Sports:
  “In time it's going to be a stats game.” –Shane (50:53)

• On Doing a Kissing Scene:
  “Doing a kissing scene is really, really embarrassing and uncomfortable....It makes you feel bad, I bet.” (129:20 – 129:24)

• On Surviving the Elements:
  “The power just went out on the bus. A massive storm took place.” –Will (164:13)

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Timestamps of Major Segments

• 03:15–19:38: College Football playoff expansion, March Madness, and OTAs vs. The White House
• 21:07–26:16: Michigan interns, weight room, blocking/receiving, Coach Whittingham stories
• 24:21–31:33: NFL draft, call-in Q&A, supplemental draft, clean takes
• 33:38–37:43: Storm & above-ground pool nostalgia
• 48:01–56:13: Stats vs. Moments in sports history, legacies
• 78:07–107:22: Shane’s stand-up grind, SNL, “Tires”, acting tales, Brokeback Mountain “bid”
• 119:00–124:13: NIL donations, fandom, live events
• 137:34–144:57: Rivalries, more NIL talk, drive-thru drama
• 151:05–153:47: World War II/Civil War hypotheticals
• 164:13–END: Power out, sign-off in the dark, “What would you do for a Notre Dame title?”

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The Insane Storm

Critical Moment:
[164:00+] A huge thunderstorm hits, rain is deafening, and the power goes out on the bus, leaving everyone laughing in the dark. The conversation continues on phone cameras by flashlight, showing the “bussin’ with the boys” spirit doesn’t fade—even when nature gets involved.

"Power went out bus with the boys podcast. If you're watching this from this version, the podcast did not finish. The lights did not come back on. It is storming outside." –Will (164:49)

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Final Vibes

• Tons of inside jokes, ball busting, and call backs to previous adventures.
• The balance of sports analysis, ridiculous hypotheticals, confessionals, and genuine camaraderie.
• Transparent love for fans, family, and football—plus the never-ending quest for the perfect same-game parlay.

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Listen For...

• Taylor’s “bench press” tales, and his righteous stand on never wearing a Michigan hat onstage. (83:19+)
• Shane’s actor stories (filming “Madden” movie with Christian Bale and Nic Cage, kissing scenes, and showbiz self-critique). (98:20–106:59)
• Debate: If you had to—Mom’s brain/Wife’s body or vice versa? (134:39–136:35)
• Power outage chaos: “Film it on my phone. No way, bro.” (164:34)
• The irreplaceable blend of idiocy, empathy, and all-out entertainment that sums up a classic Bussin’ With The Boys episode.

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In sum:
This is Bussin’ at its best—rowdy, real, and always ready to ride out a literal storm. Whether you love college ball, inside comedy stories, or just absurd guy talk, this one’s for you.

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(For those seeking more, check out the episode for inimitable tones, extended rants, more fan questions, and plenty of stories best told by the boys themselves.)

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Transcript

[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Taylor]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Taylor]

All right we're good busing with the

[Will Compton]

boys,

[Taylor]

hanging with the fellas

[Shane Gillis]

betting on

[Will Compton]

a game

[Shane Gillis]

no woman's going to tell

[Will Compton]

us what to do and down over here just drinking beer and Making that noise, baby. I'm hanging with the fellas. Busting with the boys, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

Welcome to another episode of Busting with the boys. This is episode 379. We got a lot to cover. We got March madness going to 76 teams lot. We got Brendan Soresby. We have people calling back talking about the Soresby stuff. We got Fernando Mendoza saying that he. He ain't going to the White House if it. If it exists the same day as practice. He's got to be a practice.

[Will Compton]

Didn't. Didn't love it, but also didn't hate it.

[Shane Gillis]

Also didn't hate it. Yeah, we got weekend breakdowns. You ripped packs last night. We have Michigan Wolverines in the shop this week.

[Will Compton]

Got some interns coming in for the week. Suited and booted. The guys look fantastic.

[Shane Gillis]

They look incredible. We got a lot on the docket, boys. But as always, we are brought to you by the number one sportsbook in America. Often imitated, never duplicated, Undisputed goat of sportsbooks, fanduel. Listen up, boys. Hear me loud and clear when I say these words. Fanduel is giving you better payouts on same game parlays all NBA playoffs long. With more ways to build and more value every time you play. You can stack your picks your way for every game, every matchup, every moment, from spreads to player points to threes and more. Build it all into one same game parlay and go for bigger payouts. So if you're betting same game parlays this NBA postseason, bet them on fanduel. More options, better payouts all NBA playoffs long. Head to fanduel.com bussin to get started. Fanduel, the official partner of the NBA. Play your game hand up.

[Will Compton]

Hand up on this one, boys. I'm not a big basketball guy. I don't understand the game. I was in third grade, ymca. I was in a three point competition. Got third place. Okay. Something to think about there. However, that's kind of when my basketball stopped. Yeah, everything else kind of went this weekend. I'm looking at the lines, I see Orlando Magic. They're. They're dogs by eight and a half points. My stupid brain. My dumb brain goes too many points for playoff basketball. Too many points. Put a little bag on it.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay.

[Will Compton]

Got baked.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay.

[Will Compton]

Lost 115 to 94 against the Detroit Pistons.

[Taylor]

Water gun.

[Will Compton]

Okay, so. Yeah, yeah, it's water. Water guns in the chat for that one.

[Shane Gillis]

So Ben Wallace.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah. Pistons is Michael Jordan. Did not like them from the last dance. That's what I know about the Detroit Pistons.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. So anyway, there's more news in the, in the basketball world. March Madness is going to 76 teams in my opinion. Just put them all in there. What is there? 132, 128. Let's just do 128 team bracket.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. At this point, why not do play ins for the.

[Shane Gillis]

Play ins.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, play ins for the planes. Like have like a one month basketball season kind of shake out. Who's good, who's not. Oh, these guys seem pretty good. We'll just keep them in.

[Shane Gillis]

And if you think too just march madness again. 128 teams all in March Madness.

[Will Compton]

If you're looking for madness, clean take

[Shane Gillis]

a clean day.

[Will Compton]

If you're in a title at March Madness, you might as well make it madness. Clean take. Yeah, put them all in there. 360. Okay. That's one. Men's programs.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Oh, basketball. Okay.

[Taylor]

If it's that easy for them to expand to 74, why is it like, why does the college football. 76, whatever it is, why can't the college football expand that easily? Kevin's not your fu.

[Shane Gillis]

We don't want the.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, we don't want that.

[Shane Gillis]

Come on.

[Will Compton]

We don't want. Bad day.

[Shane Gillis]

Not a clean take.

[Will Compton]

I like where I like at 12. I'll settle at 16. But if you go farther than 16, I'm. I'm not out. I'm going to watch every single game. But I'm going to feel some type of way when I sit down on my couch. That's how I'm going to feel about the College Football Playoff. If they go.

[Shane Gillis]

If it goes to what?

[Will Compton]

Like 16 is kind of where I'm like, we need to stop. What is this really a playoff anymore?

[Shane Gillis]

If it goes to 16, that is where it's like, we have to stop. I think I'll be cool. I'll be cool with 16 because right now. But that's where we're getting. We're getting too far gone.

[Will Compton]

Here's where I like about 12 is like the teams that, you know, oh, hey, they could shake something up, be a little different. Miami, perfect example. Right. They made it to the national championship this past year. That's like in the older, you know, top four, whatever. They're not getting in that. But they go and make the run that they did. I love it. Once you get back past 16, it's like, if you don't make the playoffs, you're bad. You're just bad. At that point when it's 12, you could be like, hey, we're pretty solid team this year. Maybe we need a couple extra things.

[Shane Gillis]

Four teams get a buy. They get their. Their earned by again, let the record show busing with the boys. We would like it to stay 12.

[Will Compton]

Yes. My criticism about college football right now has nothing to do with the number of playoff teams. It's truly the schedule that is it. I think we can both sit on that being like, get rid of. Get rid of conference championship schedule and

[Shane Gillis]

the way the system is in place right now.

[Will Compton]

I understand where you're at with that. I would like you to break that down a little bit more because I don't want you to walk me into the Notre Dame thing again.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm not trying to walk you into nothing. Like, I'm at the stance of the system is currently broken. Like, we need a better system.

[Will Compton]

Right.

[Shane Gillis]

We need a better schedule.

[Will Compton]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

There shouldn't be. We've said it. We've said it at length. We don't want multiple. Was it G5 teams in.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Get them out of there. No disrespect to JMU North Texas then. Gotta go.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You guys want listen Nil. New world transfer portal. You want to shout out the title? Got to join the big dogs.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I want the 12 best teams in college football to play in the 12 team playoff. That's my stance.

[Will Compton]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

And I want the schedule to be better.

[Will Compton]

Schedule's got to be better. That to me, that's number one. Like, I can't be. I can't have my college football bleed into the new year. I want it like to end at the new year.

[Shane Gillis]

We need it to end too, because Semester.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Right. Transfer.

[Shane Gillis]

This semester. Transfer portal. It's just, you know, there's a lot of fires and I think they're. They're starting to get put out. I think people are working on it.

[Will Compton]

Right. 47. He's out there signing executive orders. I don't even know. I. Listen, this is a question for people that are really in the political atmosphere. When you sign executive order, does anything happen? Because I feel like he's always signing something. People are just like, no, we're not doing that. It's like, hold on.

[Shane Gillis]

It's like when that.

[Will Compton]

He said it's an executive order.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

And I don't know, not a political podcast. But I just see, hey, he signed to something again. Everyone's like, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

When I first saw the headline, I was like, oh, snap, we're moving, we're doing something. Then you're doing a couple extra searches. And then you realize he was on

[Will Compton]

fixing calls like, oh, it all right,

[Shane Gillis]

we're on the way. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

And then like, nothing. Literally nothing happened.

[Shane Gillis]

It sounds so official, but I think

[Taylor]

it literally just means, like, this is my opinion on it.

[Shane Gillis]

Right, right. Because I looked up. Hey, does an executive order mean it has to happen? And it's like, no. It's kind of just like this is my vibe on it.

[Will Compton]

You know what we should do at busting the boys? Just start signing executive orders ourselves. We need to start signing executive. That's. Hey, that's a clean day.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a clean take. Clean take. So an executive order signed by the president does not mean we the people or private citizens automatically have to do it. In a way a new law passed by Con Congress does. Here's a clear breakdown what an executive order is. It's a directive from the president to the federal executive branch. You learn that in social studies on how to carry out existing laws to use powers granted by the Constitution or statutes.

[Will Compton]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

What did that mean?

[Will Compton]

What? Don't worry on the. You don't understand the macro. We understand. Hey, listen, statue.

[Shane Gillis]

What is that?

[Will Compton]

Statute time frame.

[Shane Gillis]

Statute of limitations.

[Will Compton]

Right. Statue of Liberty. America Clean tech, Clean day. Come out here. Maybe we are a political podcast. Maybe we are words.

[Shane Gillis]

So who it binds? Executive orders binds federal government employees and agencies. Yes. They generally must follow it unless a court blocks it. So that's where again, executive order goes. We're hoping it happens.

[Will Compton]

Right. Court.

[Shane Gillis]

Ncaa, whoever. Block.

[Will Compton]

Okay. But an executive order for bus was bus with the boys was to sign one today. It'd be. Put all the basketball teams in the playoffs and 128. No, 360.

[Shane Gillis]

I just don't know. 360. I don't know if there's that many. There's not enough days in March to have this.

[Will Compton]

Not enough. Okay. Executive order. We extend March. We extend March to 50 days. We start playing all night. Yeah. We extend the calendar year.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Executive order bustle with the boys. Clean take.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You. You mentioned earlier we have two strapping young men on the bus right now, a couple of interns taking place. Just I'll tell you, get your hands on them a little bit.

[Shane Gillis]

I haven't got to that. I haven't got that far yet. I was respecting their space.

[Will Compton]

Right.

[Shane Gillis]

But I would love to. I see the broad shoulders

[Will Compton]

over there. I go to dap up both of them. And you can feel that kind of back strap.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

That backstrap back there. I felt that. I go, oh, Michigan's in a good place. This year.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Trenches are going to get to be in a good spot.

[Shane Gillis]

If you don't mind me asking, what are you guys squatting?

[Will Compton]

Hold on real quick before we get into squats. All right, executive order. Why don't you guys go ahead and just tell us where you

[Taylor]

start with names.

[Will Compton]

Names where you're from. And why'd you choose Michigan? Because I just. Buddy, I'm a kid in the candy store right now. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Zach Marshall from San Diego.

[Will Compton]

I'm a tight end.

[Shane Gillis]

I chose Michigan because obviously it's the only university that's actually good academics and plays good football.

[Will Compton]

Top 15.

[Shane Gillis]

There's a lot of. There's no guards that are good at football and have a good education.

[Will Compton]

Name two.

[Shane Gillis]

Notre Dame.

[Taylor]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

You want to live in South Bend? No, no, no. He's doing well with that, but he's like, it's the only school that has good education and good football. It's like. All right, buddy, let's not show your cards right now. Stanford was good with Andrew Luck. Kevin Hogan days.

[Will Compton]

There you go.

[Shane Gillis]

That was giving us Stanford. Yeah,

[Will Compton]

I do. I will say Will got you with Notre Dame. Good people there. That's a school

[Shane Gillis]

back for Marcus Freeman and what? And also Miami. We're just at miam school.

[Will Compton]

Miami is also a private school and they were in the national champ. Okay, so that's three. The looking bad right now, buddy.

[Shane Gillis]

Miami.

[Will Compton]

School. Miami. Look at their business school. No, no, no. The business school in Michigan is like a top three, top five business school in Mizzou.

[Shane Gillis]

Number one business school in America. They're solid in football. Incorrect. So it's Wharton Penn is number one. Ross Michigan is number two.

[Will Compton]

He goes Missouri, by the way, that's where Will's from, Missouri. Really? He saw.

[Shane Gillis]

He's like the number one or they said number one business in your station

[Will Compton]

2008.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, Indiana seems like a good education. They have a good business school. Tuttle graduated from there, said,

[Will Compton]

hey, hey. Got yourself back on that one. That was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Miami's Highest academic rank, 64th.

[Will Compton]

Okay, that's these. 64th. That's good. That's good. That's.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's these. That's all right.

[Taylor]

It's not Michigan.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, put. Put college football programs with great. With a great education.

[Will Compton]

He's on fire. Will's on fire right now with that one.

[Taylor]

We gotta see smart football.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, where can you go to school where you can play good football and also get good grades?

[Will Compton]

Let's give Trey an opportunity to introduce himself. Introduce name where you're from. Why you chose Michigan.

[Shane Gillis]

Trey Pierce.

[Taylor]

I'm from Chicago, Illinois. I chose Michigan. Pretty much was exit. Like it's a. It's the best combination of high level football and high level academics.

[Shane Gillis]

So wherever route you take, you're gonna

[Taylor]

be set for life. Like, I mean, like, not to be that guy, but like Nebraska, it's like it's football or bust out there.

[Will Compton]

You know what I mean? A lot of bus.

[Shane Gillis]

Most academic all Americans out there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. But what he's tying into is like

[Shane Gillis]

the education in stands for knowledge.

[Will Compton]

Yep, that's exactly. Onward. All right. What you got? Sure.

[Shane Gillis]

Subjective. Hey, subjective. We got our top 10 right here, guys. It looks like Stanford is ranked at the top. Michigan is at number five right there.

[Will Compton]

That's great.

[Shane Gillis]

Usc number seven, which I think is kind of seven. Ohio State, number eight.

[Will Compton]

That's how you know it's broken. That's broken.

[Shane Gillis]

I didn't think that that means they're weighing football too heavy into this.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, yeah. Because that's. They're. Listen, say what you want, boys. Damn. Damn good football team.

[Shane Gillis]

It's. It's a rivalry for a reason. It's a rivalry before because we're both really good. They want to be around.

[Will Compton]

All right. Yeah, it is. You're both really good. I like that.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Over the last, what, five years, like, what. Michigan State's not as much of a rivalry because they suck every year. So it's like, it's like.

[Will Compton]

I love that. I love that. Like, just as a guy who's been in your shoes before, I love what you're saying from a podcast standpoint. But you're gonna have to go back to Ann Arbor at some point.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah. We need to temper it down.

[Will Compton]

You are winning him in there. Being like, just have you in a team meeting. Like, so this is how you're gonna just fuel Michigan State.

[Shane Gillis]

So you're gonna represent.

[Will Compton]

This is how you're represent us.

[Shane Gillis]

Zach did tell me before this podcast, he was like, a ton of respect for what they're doing over there at Michigan State, though.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Like all that being said, a ton of respect.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, he did say that. I remember. Yeah. He was talking about they are rivals. However, a ton of respect for them. Yeah, a ton of respect for all them.

[Shane Gillis]

Ton of respect.

[Will Compton]

Ton of respect. That's not what I heard.

[Shane Gillis]

To coach him up to coach. Because we're falling into it with right now.

[Will Compton]

I got Dave Abloff. He. Right. He's tweaking out somewhere. Feeling like, I gotta call. I gotta call Taylor. Something's up. Something's wrong right now. Trey's over here. Like, I'm just trying. I'm just trying to get to le.

[Shane Gillis]

He calls you right now and all he says is, are they on the bus?

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I can feel them on the bus.

[Shane Gillis]

They just got here. Oh, good, dude.

[Will Compton]

I can say those things. Michigan State. Michigan State. They suck, dude. I hate them. East Lansing is a cesspool. It's awful.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, respect. Respect to Michigan.

[Will Compton]

Respect. Michigan State, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Coach Fitzpatrick. Ton of respect.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Coach Fitz does rip. Does rip.

[Shane Gillis]

A lot of respect for Michigan State. A lot of respect.

[Taylor]

Oh, no.

[Will Compton]

Oh, no.

[Shane Gillis]

Pivot. Let's find pivot. College football. We were talking about executive orders. Fernando Mendoza.

[Will Compton]

Oh, yeah. Can I be honest? I said in the beginning of the show I didn't like it. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know how I felt about it. Truly, I love it.

[Shane Gillis]

Hang on. You didn't like what he said?

[Will Compton]

No, I was now played both sides of the fence in the intro about 15 minutes ago when we first started this thing, when I saw the clip of him talking about OTAs, understanding the pressure. It's not a good look for him as the first overall pick to miss an OTAS practice to go meet the President. It's like, this kid is truly all ball, so. Exactly. I love it.

[Shane Gillis]

What matters to him is the organization, his teammates, the way everybody's viewing him, his work, his process.

[Will Compton]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

It's like, you got to put the American flag part down for the American people. It's not. It's not like a personal thing.

[Will Compton]

Hold on. Whoa. You're going to put the American flag?

[Shane Gillis]

I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean.

[Will Compton]

Is Will not a patriot?

[Shane Gillis]

No, no.

[Will Compton]

I'm asking. I'm asking right now. I'm just asking you, Sherm. I'm looking at you. Is Will not a patriot?

[Shane Gillis]

No. He. He told me right after Zach came up to me. He's like, ton of respect for East Lance.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

Will comes up to me out of nowhere. He's like, bro, good day to be an American.

[Will Compton]

Okay, good. Okay, good, good, good, good. That makes me feel better. Cuz when he's talking about. When he's talking about putting the flag down, I'm thinking, okay, you can't let

[Shane Gillis]

it touch the flag. Maybe my words could have been better.

[Will Compton]

That's actually. I think it's technically treasonous. That is treason, right? Correct. That's an executive order. Executive order. Firing squad. Right. You put the flag down. You're right.

[Shane Gillis]

I know the boys.

[Will Compton]

Executive Order. You're right.

[Shane Gillis]

I know better. We don't want the flag to touch the ground.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm just saying, like, I understand people getting upset about it because they got their patriotism in them, but it's like, dude, this dude is all about his teammates in ball right now.

[Will Compton]

And that's. It should be the number one thing to him at this moment in his life.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Establishing himself as a leader, getting in the locker room, understanding he was lowest on the totem pole. I said it six times during this press conference. Lowest on the totem pole. Get in there, dice up a couple of defenses and 7. 7. So everybody walks away in the summertime and goes, hey, I think we finally got one.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I mean, look at the humility on him, like, stepping away, like, not opting not to. Now, people did say they don't fall on the same date. Like, one there. He's not going to be in that type of pickle.

[Taylor]

He said he doesn't know the schedule.

[Shane Gillis]

He doesn't know he's got to check teamwork.

[Will Compton]

Got to check teamwork.

[Shane Gillis]

But if it did fall in the same day, he's choosing the team. I'm not. You know, he knows that they won the national title. He knows he was the man. He knows he won the Heisman. He knows he can go to the White House. He knows he can meet President Trump. But he's saying, I've got to lock in and show to my teammates because I'm at the bottom of the totem pole right now. I need to work my way up. I need to show them the work that I want to put into this process for them, because is my team right now.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. In the world of 4D chess, on how people are always trying to bring politics into sports and whatnot intertwined. You know, that reporter was trying to get him to say yes or no. He was going to go. So this whole argument can take place. The way he handles the argument, 10 out of 10. I. I give it a 4.5. I don't think he's.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I don't think he's took an L yet behind the microphone.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I. I don't think there's a. There might not be a better athlete on a microphone than Fernando Mendoza. Is that a clean take?

[Shane Gillis]

That's. He's in it. He's in it. He's in.

[Will Compton]

It's the cleanest take so far.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. He's in a room. Another cat that's very good on the microphone.

[Will Compton]

Who's that?

[Shane Gillis]

Kirk Cousins.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

A lot of good vibes, but also the first overall.

[Will Compton]

That's just. It's a little bit different. It's a little bit different at this point in both of their careers. At this point.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

The Raiders got two cats that are elite on the microphone. Yeah. I'll tell you what, though. Fernando Mendoza dropping the F bomb in front of all those kids at the Raiders thing kind of hit. Kind of was a nice kid. Like, those kids grew up that day. Yeah, right? That was. That was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Look up at their parents. Can I, Can I cheer?

[Will Compton]

Is that with you? Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You look like you're excited. Can I be excited?

[Will Compton]

Yeah, exactly.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, you just said a bad word. You tell me not to say it all the time.

[Will Compton]

You say, I can't say that. You say, daddy only talks like that. I can now say it.

[Shane Gillis]

Why are you clapping?

[Will Compton]

Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, Shout out Fernando Mendoza, dude. Future friend of the show.

[Shane Gillis]

Future friend of the show.

[Will Compton]

Let's go back to these interns real quick. Boys, give me your favorite thing about Kyle winning ham at this point. So as long as you've known him for just like, what, six months?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

What's your favorite part about Kyle Whittingham right now?

[Taylor]

He's a monster in the weight room.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes.

[Taylor]

He's working out with us.

[Shane Gillis]

What's he squat?

[Taylor]

I, I, I was. I'd go to. I bet he squats at least like, 350. Like, exactly.

[Will Compton]

He might get four places.

[Taylor]

He's, he's ridiculous.

[Shane Gillis]

He'll.

[Taylor]

We'll be lifting and he's doing, like, crunches in the air. Like, suspended crunches. I'm like, he's doing stuff I can't do.

[Shane Gillis]

Full leg lifts. Like, gymnastic stuff. Like Rocky Balboa type 100. Yeah. Like, he would catch a chicken. Like, he's insane. He catch the chicken.

[Will Compton]

I never heard that phrase before, you know?

[Shane Gillis]

Do you know what he's talking about?

[Will Compton]

No. What does catch the chicken mean?

[Shane Gillis]

Rocky. The, The Rocky. Like, he had to catch.

[Will Compton]

Oh, there's a Rocky reference.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Okay.

[Will Compton]

You looked at me like you didn't know, but you. Yeah, that was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

I was excited to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows, Mick. It's got Rocky out there training, chasing chickens. Yeah. He's saying winning him would catch the chicken.

[Will Compton]

I like that. All right. Nah.

[Shane Gillis]

And then he rides a Harley. I mean, how do you not love a coach that rides a Harley?

[Will Compton]

That is badass.

[Shane Gillis]

Harley weight room, catching chickens.

[Will Compton]

Yep. Guys. Guy.

[Shane Gillis]

That's the guy. Whittingham.

[Will Compton]

Guy's guy. He needs a custom. Amazing Blues Heart.

[Shane Gillis]

Can I get a question in? God, What? Do you guys squat

[Will Compton]

or pool?

[Shane Gillis]

Like? Yeah, you know, I haven't done a one rep in a while. If you are doing a one, we're at max. That's. You're. You're not in the best weight room. Yeah, we're usually around the three to five range. Yeah.

[Taylor]

I say I probably.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, what are you repping?

[Taylor]

Repping? Like, I rep like four or five. It was pretty.

[Will Compton]

Pretty okay.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, pretty. 405 on the spine.

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Three to five.

[Taylor]

Break my back, please. Right on my back.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

I kind of juicy up, huh?

[Shane Gillis]

I'll get. Now, trust me. I'll get my hands on the hands.

[Will Compton]

No doubt, no doubt. Well, we'll make sure they're in shorts tomorrow.

[Shane Gillis]

God damn. Yeah, we'll make sure they're insurance. Yeah, I'm right around that four plate mark. That's kind of my three. My three rapper. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Tight end.

[Shane Gillis]

Moving people.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. What's your preference of blocking? Like, are you. Are you a big blocking guy? Are you pretty boy? Catch the ball. Catch the ball.

[Shane Gillis]

Hit anyone. Love it. Hit anyone that moves, man.

[Will Compton]

Dude. Because you know that you. You come in here, you're like, I'm from California. I'm from Southern California. A lot of people go, maybe he just wants to be pretty.

[Shane Gillis]

True. I came in at 205 pounds, too. That's the crazy part. 205 pounds. I'm like 250.

[Will Compton]

So we weigh the same. It's not a big deal. We're both tight ends. Yeah, we're both tight ends. Dude, I love it.

[Shane Gillis]

But you. You learn to block. They won't play you if you don't block. Like, we might be back. My sophomore.

[Will Compton]

Are we back? I don't know. Someone's gotta tell me. Like, someone's gonna tell me. I keep looking at all the signs. I'm like, it seems like Michigan's back. Someone's got to tell me differently.

[Shane Gillis]

I'll say. The Michigan tight end room's always been back.

[Will Compton]

Mission tight ends room's never gone anywhere.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, my sophomore year, there was like a. Like, it was like, okay, who's gonna be, like, the third guy to play? What's. It was Colson, it was Marlin, it was Brady. Like, who's gonna be the next guy to step up? I break my hand in the second game, and they're like, if you still block, you're still playing. Like, it doesn't matter if anyone can catch the ball better than you. If I don't care if you Got a club on your hand. Go block and you'll play.

[Will Compton]

Get you juiced up a little bit. Get you juiced up a little bit. I like it, dude. I like it. Should we some callbacks?

[Shane Gillis]

Let's hit him. We got one right here from Eric Wachowski. 7747. Didn't Willie call Soresby as a possible Heisman this year when they were at Texas Tech. Did you place a futures bet on that? Laugh out loud.

[Will Compton]

That's nasty by Eric to put the laugh out loud.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, Eric's right. If they watch a spring tour vlog, I'm in Swordsby's year. Like, hey, this is the year Heisman year. Little did we know. Now he's. He was playing 40 chess. He might now be going. He could be going supplemental giraffe first round. He could be the NFL. He could be the. He could be the offensive rookie of the year this year in the NFL.

[Will Compton]

Wouldn't that be a turn of events? That's a clean take.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a.

[Will Compton]

That's a clean take because I didn't know where he's going to go. When we were at Texas Tech and we're literally walking down the hallway, just met Scoresby and Will's like, I don't want to. I don't want to get ahead of myself. I need to look into this. But it feels like Sorsby Heisman season. And I'm like, hey, we got a lot of places to go. We'll go to Notre Dame the next week. Nay's big on CJ Car. He kind of like, you know, Will's figuring out his process. And I didn't know how, when all the stuff went down with Sorsby, how you really felt. For you to spin it around like that and put it in my ear that he might be offensive rookie of the year. It's a huge possibility.

[Shane Gillis]

Kevin's natural foods clean take.

[Will Compton]

That's a clean take. Yeah, I know.

[Shane Gillis]

I was high. I listen big Sourceby guy love Sorsby.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

High on him leaving Texas Tech. I was also like, hey, I know we're going to see, like C.J. carr next week. Got it. Gotta temper my expectations. Did I throw a futures bet on Sourcebee? Yeah, but you can. You can diversify your portfolio.

[Will Compton]

No doubt, no doubt. That's called being responsible. Yeah, absolutely. You can't put all your eggs in one basket. Exactly. Doesn't work like that. When just asking on the source BCJ car world, where did you lean after both those visits?

[Shane Gillis]

I would say where I'm at currently right now. Currently

[Will Compton]

are not the same. But let's just talk about all the news from last week. Didn't come out. We just finished a spring tour and you got Texas Tech Storsby and you got Notre Dame CJ Carr. Where does Will Compton plant his flag, his patriotic floor?

[Shane Gillis]

Would I have.

[Will Compton]

Where would you have

[Shane Gillis]

two good ball players? Yeah, really like what I saw out of C.J.

[Will Compton]

carr.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, listen to C.J. car talking insane. I. I don't say that and say I didn't like what I saw at a. SourceBees loved what I saw to Source. B, what I love about Sourceby is being in that Texas Tech offense. Like they're going to score, they're going to put up points. They're in a lighter conference at large. So I know his numbers and Source, he's going to. He's going to sling it. He did it. Cincinnati. So with, with C.J. carr knowing that they have a lighter schedule as well, it was going to be a barn burner. But if I had to just gun

[Will Compton]

to my head, yeah,

[Shane Gillis]

I think Miami is going to be in the national championship picture. So I'd say C.J. carr.

[Will Compton]

Miami's going to be in the national championship picture. So you're going to choose Notre Dame, C.J.

[Taylor]

carr?

[Shane Gillis]

Yes.

[Will Compton]

Hell yeah, dude. I'm going to put that down for a second.

[Taylor]

Can you all speak on the supplemental draft, like, and what that is and like what?

[Shane Gillis]

So apparently there's a draft sometime in the season and I guess teams can pick guys. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You have a certain amount.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay, that's it. It's a draft that's supplemental. There's a supplemental draft that takes place in the middle of the summer.

[Will Compton]

Right.

[Shane Gillis]

And teams can pick. I'll be honest, I don't. I don't know. I don't know a whole lot.

[Taylor]

Clump was saying, like, he could be like the highest supplemental person ever taken. But I'm like, potentially.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, well, I think someone was 11 if you're 11 and that. Yeah. No, they're not always 1 1. It'll go. You can pass on a player.

[Will Compton]

It just keeps going.

[Shane Gillis]

So you're saying one one could go one. So one one would be who had the Raiders. They're not picking Ssby.

[Will Compton]

They're not taking.

[Shane Gillis]

So they just pass. So, like the Cardinals are in prime position to draft ssby. Who was. Who had two this year? Who was it? What was it?

[Taylor]

Jets.

[Will Compton]

Jets.

[Shane Gillis]

Didn't the Cardinals get back? They did get back, but no, no disrespect. To Carson.

[Will Compton]

Are you trying to disrespect Carson back?

[Taylor]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Will Compton]

Felt like you're trying to disrespect him for a second.

[Shane Gillis]

I take, I take swords you over back.

[Will Compton]

Here's how the supplemental draft works. When guys are in college and they're past their three years of high school, they have, they can go in the dread the regular draft. Sometimes unique situations take place where guys, you know, get in trouble or they have to leave that school or Sorsby runs an issue he runs into. So they have an opportunity to be like, okay, I can forego the whole all doing my college. I can now enter this draft and it's the supplemental draft. So you can get in there. I think it's like June 13th is the cutoff date that stories we can jump into the supplemental draft at that point. It's not like Goodell walks up, reads a card. It's now these teams kind of sit there and be like, okay, hey, we're doing a Rolodex Raiders, you're clearly not going to take them. Jets, do you want sourcebeat?

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Will Compton]

Okay, this team, Cardinals, do you want them? Hey, not as much as a first round pick, but we take them as a second round pick because they would all get slotted from a number standpoint, cap all of that stuff and they would have to give something up for it. So it's, it's not just a, hey, we could take them because we want them. You'd have to give something up as well because it's supplemental, I think. I don't know if it was Terrell Pryor.

[Shane Gillis]

I was gonna say that's probably the most notable one that we would all

[Will Compton]

remember, I believe, and I might be misspeaking, but he was a guy that went into the supplemental draft, ended up going in there and we saw how he did from a, from a receiver standpoint for a while.

[Shane Gillis]

Third round Raiders took him in the third round and supplemental draft.

[Will Compton]

And I think like, I don't think

[Shane Gillis]

it's kind of like an auction.

[Will Compton]

If you want to call it an auction, you're more than welcome to.

[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

Yeah, it's a yeah to the highest bidder. Like we're going to go in there

[Shane Gillis]

like, hey, the jets, do you want to raise your take? Oh, Cardinals seem to want them, right? You want them in this slot in the first round.

[Will Compton]

And I think, I think it would go like similar to when guys get cut during the year and you kind of have that 24 hour rollover where teams slotted based off the waiver wire. The waiver wire? Yes. How like if you had a low pick, you'd be the first one to get a Taylor one or a Will Compton and then it would go through all the way. Then you become a true free agent sitting on the couch and then somebody pick you up. But if it's like a really good player gets cut and he's got some juice, you know that teammate can pay first big. Oh yeah, we'll take him immediately and get him off the wafer wire. So it's, it's got some unique nuances. If anybody has any more details than that, they're more than welcome. This one comes from.

[Taylor]

I can enter the supplemental draft.

[Will Compton]

Let's. We can figure that out. But let's get this LT Carsley. Let's look in 1994 says, does Dan get satellite TV with those things? Question mark. Holy mean take, mean tank. That's a mean take.

[Shane Gillis]

That makes me think of Trump talking about that dude that was next to him.

[Will Compton]

They're like a big Trump bot.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I know where he's like, do you hear that question? Of course you heard that question. Look at them big beautiful ears.

[Will Compton]

Objectively funny. That's just objectively funny. Sometimes you hear something funny whether whatever side you say sit on. That's a mean take. That's a mean take. You know? Yeah, everyone has flaws, handsome man. I will say there were a couple

[Shane Gillis]

of clips comment that Dan probably just heard.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Dan. You know Dan. Yeah, he's got his ear to the

[Shane Gillis]

ground that we just highlighted.

[Will Compton]

Dan's got his ears to the ground on that.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, Danny. Oh, what's that? What's the password?

[Will Compton]

Dan, here's us right now. Okay, now why am I doing. Come on. Come on, Taylor. That was rude. That was mean. Tay.

[Shane Gillis]

We bust balls.

[Will Compton]

I'll say this though, when Dan, I think it was the fart clip that came out about Danny's kind of sitting there back. I'm like, yeah, Dan's got a. He's got a very slender frame, but you can see that V coming in the suit. Yeah, he's got a decent bill if

[Shane Gillis]

he put a little extra meat on himself.

[Will Compton]

Takes care of himself.

[Shane Gillis]

You know what he eats?

[Will Compton]

Pea protein.

[Shane Gillis]

Kevin's Natural Foods. Kevin's Natural foods, he says. Packed with protein. Just like our boy Peter B. Paris here. I just got my first Kevin's Natural foods product based on the boys ads. Cha Ching bang bus with the boys replies. Let's go.

[Will Compton]

That's huge. And that is a clean take too.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, clean take.

[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, there's. So I'm having a come to moment here because I just realized at the top I wasn't. I didn't mention that. This is the Shane Gillis interview, buddy.

[Will Compton]

But it is.

[Shane Gillis]

I know because I'm sitting here looking at jewel Osco on YouTube. The dogs are barking loud.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Woof, woof.

[Will Compton]

Dude, dogs. The dogs run heavy with Gilly. Yeah, the. Hey. And it's a hell of a podcast too. Interesting enough about this podcast. You're about to hear. Massive thunder, lightning storm took place at busting with the boys. We were what, an hour and 30 into the podcast?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Can you on the audio, can you hear the rain in the background? Oh, it was going down, bro.

[Taylor]

So like the last like two minutes, you hear the rain coming really heavy

[Shane Gillis]

and then Taylor's like, I think we

[Taylor]

might lose power like a minute before the power went out. You called it.

[Will Compton]

Something about the infrastructure in Nashville too. They love. We love to lose power here. It's like our favorite pastime in the spring and fall. Dude, anytime there's a big storm. Yeah, you Might as well.

[Shane Gillis]

We also love to have shitty telephone poles absolutely everywhere in Nashville.

[Will Compton]

Do you know why? Do you know why that's the case?

[Shane Gillis]

No, I don't.

[Will Compton]

Because I just drive around.

[Shane Gillis]

I think, like, man, when are we gonna just. No, of course power goes out everywhere. Look at the infrastructure.

[Will Compton]

The infrastructure is terrible. It's awful. The reason why a lot of people put the telephone wires in the ground, because the ground's softer. It's easy to dig into Tennessee. A lot of limestone, a lot of rock under there. That's why, like, if you want to build a pool in Nashville, it's like a thousand times more expensive than like Arizona. Like, for $50,000 in Arizona, you could have the most beautiful pool you've ever seen in your life.

[Shane Gillis]

With the diving board.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, with a diving board, buddy. It's about 10ft deep, if you wanted. Yeah, like Marco Polo. Like you've never seen before in your entire life. Here you. 50k for a pool. I mean, you get yourself a little. Little tub. Above ground pool. Nothing good around them.

[Shane Gillis]

Above ground pools can get active.

[Will Compton]

There's something about above ground pools that

[Shane Gillis]

kind of hit the best wrestling matches happening in above ground. Yes, in the. The best. The best. Like wave parties.

[Will Compton]

All right, I'm not. I'm not against what you're saying, but I gotta hear about that.

[Shane Gillis]

Give us some more. Like making it a wave pool. You ever get on the Rats and you're younger with your boys and you're like, yo, let's create a wave pool.

[Will Compton]

I remember doing it where you're just

[Shane Gillis]

sitting there doing it and it's everywhere. You're pretending you're out in the ocean in the middle of a storm. Shave me, pull me up on the wrap.

[Will Compton]

That sounds like a blast, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Those. I guess I'm calling them now. Wave parties.

[Will Compton]

Wave parties. Boys want to come over and just do wave parties for four hours? Boys are just pushing down. We would always do it the other. But this is the exact above ground pool you. We would get like four or five of our boys and we just go in a circle as fast.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

The world start hitting that. Yes, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

All of a sudden, that's a shitty above ground.

[Will Compton]

What is going on with you?

[Shane Gillis]

Look at that. Yeah, man. This is it. It's like, what is that? A family of five? You can't do no whirlpool in that.

[Will Compton]

We start walking around in circles for a while.

[Shane Gillis]

That one, top row, all the way to the right. That one.

[Will Compton]

That's the same AI will.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but that's.

[Will Compton]

You Think someone's got a private house in Maui and they have an above ground pool?

[Shane Gillis]

Not Maui, I'm saying the. The structure of that pool. That's the O.G.

[Will Compton]

it looks like it was drawn by a 13 year old.

[Shane Gillis]

Will.

[Will Compton]

That's a fake pool. Make sure that's in the show so people can look at what Will just decided to be his argument.

[Shane Gillis]

I've literally never seen. I've never seen a square or rectangle.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, either. I haven't either. But the circle pools, if they're big enough to Will standards, you can't hit a nice way. You get enough boys in there, especially ones that can squat 405, five or six times. Dude, you go, you start ripping around in circles. Eventually one's taking us and I bet you it's beaming. Yeah, he was getting his ass pulled to the middle, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

He's getting his ass pulled. Strength is different in the water.

[Will Compton]

Straight, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

It is. You know, Demon was getting bullied in the water.

[Will Compton]

What is up with Will today?

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I would body.

[Will Compton]

Come on, man.

[Shane Gillis]

Demon with the dishwasher. Get him in a full nelson. You just go back and forth.

[Will Compton]

Dishwasher, dude, I think there's an exact clip from beer Olympics a couple years ago of you doing that to like. What was it? Who were you doing that to? It might have been me. I can't remember, but I just remember like the camera panning. It's like, guys, but yeah, this is so much fun. There's just one, the smallest guy getting his ripped around and Will just. Head's not moving at all. That's wild. Is Will a bully?

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, no, we're just talking about old. We're talking about old times in the pool, man.

[Will Compton]

Old times.

[Shane Gillis]

You never dishwasher anybody.

[Will Compton]

Of course you know me. You know me. I like to wrestle with the boys. Dude, I love ask. Clump, clump. Show your chest.

[Shane Gillis]

Can't confirm nor deny those allegations, but Taylor's a. Taylor's a good wrestler. He's strong. He's strong.

[Will Compton]

No, no, no.

[Shane Gillis]

Are we able to post the bruising photo? As he says, lift up your shirt. No, no, there's no bruising. No bruising, dude.

[Will Compton]

There's something about getting a couple bevies in you. A couple of bud lights, maybe a couple neutrals, and then just getting your hands on your fellas and hurting someone. I know it. Just know when you're having fun, there's something about.

[Shane Gillis]

Something about getting drunk.

[Will Compton]

Man just wants to feel another man's strength, you know, I had the opportunity in Pittsburgh. It was incredible. One thing I learned, Beeman's got some natural strength in him. He's got some natural about him.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that was the most fun I've had in. I mean, that was the most fun night.

[Will Compton]

Exactly. As an adult, nothing wrong with getting a little bit of hurt because it's a lot of fun.

[Shane Gillis]

I saw he had you in kind of like a crucifix.

[Will Compton]

Oh, he had me.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Dropped that photo. Beeman had me. Low key. If Beeman was a little tighter, he probably would have put me to sleep and come talking about me being a good wrestler. Will and I have wrestled three times in our lives. All three times have ended up on the ground. This. These Missouri cats, dude, bad business school. But they can wrestle, bro. They can wrestle out there.

[Shane Gillis]

Little cauliflower. Yeah, yeah. I wrestled back in my day, dude.

[Will Compton]

There was one time where I had to get catch hands in front of Taylor and we're like on the couch wrestling around and Will, like, you could tell Will got into it. Hip tossed my ass and got to give credit where credit is due. Hey, you're the man, bro. You're the man.

[Shane Gillis]

Taylor reached up and tried, started to choke me.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it's kind of a move, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

You saw the like look in his eyes.

[Will Compton]

I am a choker, dude. Demon.

[Shane Gillis]

Abc.

[Will Compton]

When I get in a pickle, dude, I gotta go for that throw. I gotta figure something out.

[Taylor]

Yeah, the fight on the bus, that's

[Will Compton]

exactly what you did. Oh, yeah. He's got the three months removed from an ACL surgery and Will wanted to bully me, dude.

[Taylor]

I think that was a little bit of both ways. You were, you were egging them on with the finger point.

[Will Compton]

No doubt.

[Shane Gillis]

Let's keep the vibes up. Let's keep the vibes.

[Will Compton]

Let's keep the vibes, guys. By the way, you two in the back, anytime you want a little inside ball, you get between that face mask and that shoulder pad, a little throat shot. Okay, guys are done. Guys are. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, oh, no doubt.

[Shane Gillis]

So he. Anytime he'd line up at like a. A four or five and like half out to the tight ends, he used to like. So we, we teach the technique, like a half technique where they just go straight at the tight ends anytime they knew they were getting a weird with the tackle.

[Taylor]

Tight end.

[Shane Gillis]

Exactly. So he would just take his right, right hand and just throat chop any tight end that was coming his way. And it like in the tight end, we were at this point we had started like having to swat his hand to try to get him on the ground. Because it just instantly would.

[Will Compton]

Like in my defense.

[Taylor]

In my defense, they're smaller.

[Shane Gillis]

So, like, where I'm usually putting my

[Taylor]

hands for a tackle, that's where their face is.

[Will Compton]

Okay, so, like. So you try to hit the tackles in the face?

[Taylor]

No, no, I'm trying to hit him in the chest.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

They're like. They try and get low and under you. I'm like, bro, like, that's where my hands go.

[Shane Gillis]

It's not on purpose.

[Taylor]

I promise.

[Shane Gillis]

It's not on purpose. It's definitely on purpose.

[Will Compton]

You should make. You should make that on purpose because you get a little throat shot and then get back down there a little bit. That's when the stunned. Stunned. Can't breathe very good now. They're dumb, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

It's not a perfect. Clean ball player.

[Will Compton]

Clean ball. Clean ball player. Clean as.

[Shane Gillis]

You listening, Dave? Yeah, Dave.

[Will Compton]

Clean. We do everything by the rules here at University of Michigan, but look at that. Look at Beeman. Loki got a little.

[Shane Gillis]

That's not AI.

[Will Compton]

That's not AI.

[Shane Gillis]

He's got you in one right there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, me. Look at my T. Spine mobility. That's awesome. We gotta get. Do you know what we need? And I've been thinking about this for the last three, four days. We need to get a nice little karaoke night with the boys. Yeah, we gotta get where. We go to, like, Kelly's at. What I think it's called Kelly's at, like, Pinterest, pin something. Alley.

[Shane Gillis]

Printer's Alley.

[Will Compton]

Printer's Alley. Or we had a little karaoke night and we just go, hey, we're right. We have dds or we're getting Ubers. We're gonna put a couple down. We're gonna have a little fun. We're gonna rent out the place and just sing some karaoke, get on the mic a little bit. You know what I'm saying? That thing caught me off guard first. My own body. My own body kind of went against me right there for a second. I don't know, man. What else we got on the. On the docket?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Fourth be with you? Of course. May the fourth be with you. It's the fifth right now. Clump had a baby baby shower over the weekend. Great.

[Will Compton]

Baby shower club, Shout out club. Dude, congrats. Your beautiful wife, Lindsay.

[Shane Gillis]

My wife had a baby shower. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

[Will Compton]

How'd it go? Did all the boys show up?

[Shane Gillis]

A lot of the boys showed up. We had a good time. We played a lot of games, played some cornhole Derek and I beat the young guys, which was awesome.

[Will Compton]

Nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, Scotty was ripping around, having a lot of fun. Zilla.

[Taylor]

It was a good time. Good time.

[Shane Gillis]

Hang with his best friend. My best friend AJ was there. Shout out to aj.

[Will Compton]

That's awesome.

[Shane Gillis]

It was a good time. It was. It was fun. A lot of people showed up. We had food. Lynn's made all the food, which was crazy for her own baby shower. Decided to make the food. Her cooking is undeniable.

[Will Compton]

She kind of crushes. Dude. Everything great.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, that banana bread or whatever banana

[Will Compton]

bread she brings here all the time.

[Shane Gillis]

Everyone loves it. It's great.

[Will Compton]

Come on. She rips that up, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

The fat cookies.

[Will Compton]

Hold on now.

[Shane Gillis]

Hold on. We don't do fan here, guys.

[Will Compton]

We don't do fan here. Yep, absolutely.

[Shane Gillis]

She brings cookies in here that everyone just eats real quick. And the joke is now that they've fent and I'm of kind cuz they're so good. Cuz they're addicting.

[Will Compton]

It's a joke. That's not a clean t. That's not a clean.

[Shane Gillis]

A ton of respect for fentanyl being used in medicinal purposes in hospital.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, hospital. Yeah. Trauma. Trauma and the ambulance. That type.

[Shane Gillis]

Respect to the medical community.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Respect to medical community. Got to have that. That's beautiful. While your baby shower was taking place, I could not be there, but Willow Rose Lawan and her soccer team shout out the hot sauce. They won their first game this weekend.

[Shane Gillis]

Team name is the Hot Sauce. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

How badass is that? That's a great team name. Yeah. Willow was in there. She was just kicking kids in the shin. She was getting after a little bit, a little more timid. But she had a moment where she, like, she was getting subbed out. She started. She was getting subbed out, and she walked off the field. And I'm about to like, hey, come over here for a second. Because you can't be. You can't be walking off the field. Yeah, yeah. If you're walking, you're wrong. Before I could even be like, willow, get over here. Mom's like, willow, come here. I don't ever want to see you walk off the field again. And I'm over there like, oh, my God, Taylor, I love that. You gotta have it.

[Shane Gillis]

How do we respond?

[Will Compton]

She goes, okay, mommy.

[Taylor]

Perfect.

[Shane Gillis]

Runs back out there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Mommy goes, go, go sit with your teammates. She goes to her teammates. I looked at Taylor, she's like, oh, yeah, buddy. That's how we do it. She was plus two on the day. So she was there she didn't score any of the points, but she was on the field both times. Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Shane Gillis]

That's. That's like a stat plus.

[Will Compton]

No, I mean, that's more of a hockey stat. I don't know if that works in soccer. That's a hockey stat. Like if you're. If your line is on the ice, when you get. When you get a goal, you're plus one. If you go goal scored on you, you're minus one.

[Shane Gillis]

Got you.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Okay. There's a little inside. Inside puck for you, right?

[Shane Gillis]

Inside puck, inside puck.

[Will Compton]

Got you, babe. Speaking of pug. Speaking of puck, shout out. Matty Malone hit the game winner in a shootout last night. Did anybody go?

[Shane Gillis]

Matt Malone's here at the shop. He has a beer league that he participates in that he takes very seriously. He scored the game winner last night in the shootout. Sent us a selfie. He's fired up. We're fired up for him.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, shut up. Alone. Dude, we need more hockey. We gotta get more. We gotta get on the ice more as a team.

[Taylor]

You never hear me talking about my flag, my highlights. Oh, I scored six touchdowns, but it's like, like. Yeah, well, we can. We can pat Matt on the back for a little shootout.

[Shane Gillis]

We had a pre production meeting.

[Will Compton]

Throw it on there.

[Shane Gillis]

You said we don't ever hear you talk about. I never come here.

[Taylor]

I had four touchdowns last night. Two passing, two running a pick. I know, Mitch.

[Will Compton]

I just tell you something. Comparison is the thief of joy, dude. Like, don't. Don't compare the praise that Malone's getting to what you done the field.

[Taylor]

No, I'm just saying, like, we ran a one on one, Matt and I, and those. Those of you that were there, saw what happened happen. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I just wanted to put that.

[Shane Gillis]

But you want to get it out there. You want to get a call back for this. This might be hurting yourself. Mental draft chances right now.

[Taylor]

Well, yeah, but that, that's. I. I have tape out there.

[Will Compton]

It's clean tape. You got tape out there, so let the world see your tape. You know. You know, on Twitter you were. You were voted most athletic in the office two years running.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

And you want me on May 4, pat you on the ass right now after Matt Malone? No, I'm just you abuse on the football field just a couple weeks ago, finally catches a W. Trying to get

[Shane Gillis]

our boy Malone some shine.

[Taylor]

I'm always there to give him some shine, but I just want to well,

[Will Compton]

it sounds like not always, right? It's not always.

[Shane Gillis]

It feels like you're saying, whenever you have some shine, let's give you some shine. I don't.

[Taylor]

I don't feel the need to.

[Will Compton]

Your words of affirmation, you felt the

[Shane Gillis]

need to say something.

[Will Compton]

You're a guy that when you do good, we have to tell you good.

[Taylor]

Hold on.

[Will Compton]

Well, this is. You just did. That's. You just told me like we used to. Tell me how to coach it. You.

[Taylor]

You guys know how to coach? I've been here. I've been here long enough. You guys know how to coach.

[Shane Gillis]

So how'd your flag game go? Give us.

[Taylor]

Give us a break. Got rained out last week.

[Shane Gillis]

Got rained out. This is a great spot, cuz. I saw the clip. Didn't get a lot of. Didn't get a lot of buzz. But this is. This is Mitch with his, what? Glasses on. Meta glasses on. Recording as a defensive player. This cat's running at him. Looks like he's going to truck. Mitch. Run him over. Mitch kind of steps out of the way. Dude does a front flip to get into the end zone.

[Taylor]

One of the most insane feats of athleticism.

[Will Compton]

Hold on now.

[Shane Gillis]

It feels like a fake thing. Like you set it up.

[Will Compton]

Hey, hold on, Mitch, you moved out of the way in contact.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, he's breaking down. Look, he breaks down. Dude kind of gathers. Mitch is like, okay, what's going on here? He hits a flip. How do you even. How do you even defend that?

[Taylor]

Get a cleat to the face.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a great move by the offense.

[Will Compton]

That's a great move by that guy.

[Taylor]

I don't know if it's legal, but I mean, like, I.

[Will Compton]

Well, you can't flip in a game.

[Taylor]

No. You're not even really allowed to, like, jump or dive when you're running the ball.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, really?

[Will Compton]

That's flag guarding. But what an opportunity for that bottom flag for you to snipe that out of the way.

[Shane Gillis]

But hey, in a real flag football league, that would be illegal.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay. I think I was gonna say for

[Taylor]

how cool that was. That should be legal like that.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that. That's incredible because if you grabbed him and it wasn't his flag, then you'd get a pass penalty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

I'm also not trying to hurt the kid if he, like, if I mess

[Shane Gillis]

up his rotation and you're trying not to get hurt. Take a cleat to the mouth.

[Will Compton]

Yes. You moved out of the way. Contact.

[Shane Gillis]

I got you. We have some tear talks here. Again, you want to, you want to get featured on busting with the boys, Just use hashtag tier talk. This one comes from high water sucks tear talk. When looking back at a player's career, what do we value more? The counting stats or more specific moments or games?

[Will Compton]

No, that's a great, that's a great question.

[Shane Gillis]

It's a great question.

[Will Compton]

I think it comes to skill positions. You can't, you, your argument goes to stats, but if it's an individual that doesn't get a whole lot of stats, you kind of go to moments.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I feel like there's a short, like a shorter shelf life for like moments and games that a guy has. Like you will be seeing like Antonio Brown, we'll be seeing moments he had for a while, but then once you get farther, further removed, it'll. It'll mainly just be your stats.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, there's a lot going on. Like Antonio Brown's a very unique one because he's so polarizing on the Internet. But I'll never forget 2016, Thursday Night Football. We played in Pittsburgh and he caught that, that ball on his helmet and I'm just like this, like they were bodying us the entire day and it was pretty much all Antonio Brown.

[Shane Gillis]

That was too Washington and he's twerking in the end zone and yeah, he was a demon. He was a demon.

[Will Compton]

He had some hit movement on those twerks too. Like his game recognized game like this boy, a bit of a menace.

[Taylor]

We just had somebody on that could kind of go with this. Our interview last Friday.

[Shane Gillis]

Remind us, remind us. Brain, brain, brain, brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

I didn't know if we wanted to say it. We just had Eli on like, yeah, his stats are very comparable to somebody who's in the hall of Fame.

[Will Compton]

Yep.

[Taylor]

And it's like, do you want to go off of stats or you want to go off the moments? I mean, he beat Brady twice.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. I think Antonio Brown you look at objectively, he's probably a Hall of Fame guy, not a first ballot guy, but he's a Hall of Fame guy nonetheless when it comes to just his career.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a good point though. Like even Eli Manning stats I'm like unfamiliar with because I think more about the moments in the two Super Bowls and you know, the game winning drive defeating the Patriots, the crazy throwing catch with guys hanging off of them. But in time it's going to be, it's going to be a stats game.

[Taylor]

But his stats are comparable to John Elway who's in the hall of Fame. So it's like, right.

[Shane Gillis]

Eli's got top 10, like, yards and touchdowns.

[Will Compton]

I believe he's got the, what, the most passing yards in a playoff season. Like, in 1. In 1 playoffs.

[Shane Gillis]

OBJ's, like, stats right now. I, I do. I think of his crazy catches, his moments where he feels like a Hall of Fame guy.

[Will Compton]

Right.

[Shane Gillis]

But when we get five, five years down the road, he's up for hall of Fame, it's gonna be. We're all going to be privy to what his stats were.

[Will Compton]

Hey, I don't think, I don't think OBJ is a Hall of Fame guy. He, he was. His candle burned so bright for a short time. Injuries took place, all that stuff. It's no disrespect to him. Like, in his prime, he was truly, like, one of the best players I've ever watched. But, yeah, I, I think Eli is.

[Shane Gillis]

So you don't think he has stats to go in the. I truly don't know. I'm just, I'm trying to think about, like, this guy's question where he says, what do we value more? And I'm like, I mean, it's a great.

[Will Compton]

So Odell and I, we're the same draft class. And he's like, I played. Ended up playing nine years. He's in the 9ish years, still trying to get in. Was kind of bouncing around a little bit. Just that amount of time he was in the league, I don't think is enough to be a Hall of Famer. Does that make sense?

[Shane Gillis]

Kind of. I, I, again, I don't know. I don't know his stats, and I don't know, like, all the guys that are in the hall of Fame, I don't know their stat. I go now, every, every year when the hall of Fame gets debated and talked about who's a finalist who didn't make first ballot, second ballot, third ballot, all that stuff, like, Eli's kind of in right now. I kind of don't know everybody's stats until people are having those arguments. I just think of them as players. I'm like, yo, that dude was really like, you know, like a Hall of Fame guy.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. When Odell and Eli were at the Giants, it's like, oh, we have to go against those two this week. Yeah, this is gonna suck.

[Shane Gillis]

Entire game plan would be around trying to handle Odell Beckham.

[Will Compton]

Right, Exactly.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, how do you stop. How do you. Yeah, how do you stop the run with a light box. Knowing that you have to have a light box the entire game because you can't just leave one on one against Odell.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. The thing interesting about Eli, I was thinking about it more after we had the interview on Friday. I feel like Eli is a rare. It's a rare situation where he's actually being overshadowed by his brother a little bit when it comes to hall of Fame status. Both of them have two Super Bowls. But I just feel like the sheriff. He had a more.

[Shane Gillis]

You.

[Will Compton]

You see the way they talk, too. Like, he. Peyton planned everything was always very strategic. You see him on the SNL and doing all the stuff. Like, he was very strategic about his game where Eli's like, I'm just gonna do the best I possibly can. Let it come to me. And I just feel like because of Peyton's overbearing personality, not in a disrespectful way. It just maybe overshadows Eli a little bit when it comes to these arguments about the hall of Fame.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, Peyton, too. I don't think he had look up Peyton Manning's records like Eli. They were losing seasons on the back half with the Giants when he ends up fizzling out or gets ran out of New York.

[Will Compton]

Just to argue that point. 2015, when they. The Broncos won the super bowl, like, Peyton was throwing muffins in the middle of the season where it was like. I think there was a conversation like, do we bench Peyton Manning? And the defense ended up taking off. He ended up being better because he

[Shane Gillis]

also had that, like, surgery that year, right?

[Will Compton]

Yeah. The next surgery. That's why he left the cold. He had the neck surgery. They had a bad year. And that's when they got Andrew Luck the next year.

[Shane Gillis]

Sure. And what I'm looking for is, like, Peyton Manning, like, all the records of the teams that he was on by year.

[Will Compton]

Hold on. But this is kind of nice. Is this Eli and Peyton compared. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

This. These are their career stats.

[Will Compton]

Oh, that's. Well will.

[Shane Gillis]

Or look at their wins and losses. Like, how many. What was their overall. There you go. Record as a starter. See, like, Peyton Manning won 70 of games. He was in. Yeah. Eli at 50 and Eli's back half. They had one year where they lost in the wild car around and I believe went like 11 and 5. But there was a lot of, like, losing seasons around that.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Versus the. How he came on the scene. How good the Giants were in the 2000s.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

So I feel like that just plays into the image of, like, your. Your conversation about, like, Peyton Manning and Eli. Like, Peyton was always on outside of, like, his rookie year. When they went. They were Shit. They were like what, 3 and 13? 3 and 13.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Like Peyton's always. They've always been in the hunt. They've always been in the playoffs.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Losing seasons.

[Will Compton]

It was rookie year in year four,

[Shane Gillis]

he was six and 10. Manning, he only had two losing seasons.

[Will Compton]

Just that comparison chart right there too. The only thing that Eli has on Peyton is the interceptions. Which is funny because Peyton in our episode with Peyton Manning talks about him setting the record.

[Shane Gillis]

Indy like took down Tom Brady when Tom Brady was at his peak twice.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

When you're arguing individuals, obviously it's a team game and everything else.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. But he out dueled Tom Brady in

[Shane Gillis]

his prime in a game winning drive against what would have been the greatest team to ever, ever step on the grass.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. God, that's pretty incredible.

[Shane Gillis]

That's interesting. I feel like most of this is

[Taylor]

showing that you are talking about moments,

[Shane Gillis]

stuff like that kind of is like.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Because you look at those stats. Okay. I kind of understand the real argument here. Go to obgyn.

[Shane Gillis]

Great Tier two talk. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You almost accidentally answered it.

[Will Compton]

Career totals 119 games played. Yeah, I still just the first one.

[Shane Gillis]

He hasn't played enough games. I have.

[Taylor]

I can find that.

[Will Compton]

All right. I mean his career records, he's 500. So. Yeah. Probably one. Great.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Also there's like the season, the single season records that Peyton had for touchdowns and stuff like that. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Eli had seven losing seasons and he only made four Pro Bowls, which is, is crazy. Pro Pro Bowls for quarterbacks are so weird though.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Because they'll just, just. Yeah, they'll just get in and they'll just say no. Or they'll be at the first alternate and they'll just say no because who

[Shane Gillis]

is the, who is the backup? Huntley. Yeah, Huntley got in. I mean Shadur Sanders this past year is a pro. He's a Pro Bowl. He's a Pro bowl player.

[Will Compton]

He's a Pro bowl quarterback.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Shadur Sanders is a Pro Bowl.

[Shane Gillis]

But I'm just thinking when you're thinking hall of Fame quarterback, like one of the best to ever do it. I feel like the, the, the debate and blemish that kind of Eli has is the seven losing seasons. Like you think of a Hall of Fame quarterbacks under center. You're, you're, you're always, you're always fighting for a playoffs.

[Will Compton]

I, I love to. And we can break this down when we have Eli's episode comes out. We should probably wait for that a little bit to more break down this conversation. But I'd love to see the comparison between John Elway and Eli Manning.

[Shane Gillis]

Very comparable.

[Will Compton]

Very compare. Well, I don't know. I actually don't know.

[Shane Gillis]

Mitch actually did a full breakdown on that because when we were talking to him about the hall of Fame stuff, stuff I was trying to feel out, like where he was to maybe potentially bring up. Yeah. The side by side of him in la. But you know, Eli, he was just being Eli.

[Will Compton]

That's what you gotta love about Eli.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Just kind of a homie.

[Shane Gillis]

He's like, did I. You know, we'll have to wait till the interview comes.

[Will Compton]

Let's hear a couple more tear talks, huh? Well, we got straight tick tocks. There we go. This one comes from. Dude, you gotta zoom in on that. My eyes are just so bad at Mitten.

[Shane Gillis]

Michelle.

[Will Compton]

Mitt. Michelle, what are we getting at? Jared Goff on the bus for a proper interview. Hashtag, great question.

[Shane Gillis]

Great question. Would love to have a question for a proper interview.

[Will Compton]

Gotta have him on for proper interview. I will say not Jared Goff, but another starting quarterback. Might have been the quarterback who won the super bowl this past year. He and I had a conversation last week. Seems like there might be something coming up.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, he's down. He's been down. He's been super busy.

[Will Compton]

He's been on before.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes, he babies.

[Will Compton]

He's busy. He's a busy boy, that's all.

[Shane Gillis]

And Michelle, I'm assuming he knows that we've had Jared Goff on in the past. Training camp for proper interview. Yeah, Would love to have him on.

[Will Compton]

Jared Goff is a. If Beer Olympics ever comes back. He got. He's got to be in.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

He think he did say he was a. Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

He, like almost pulled you off to the side right after the cameras cut to be like, I just want you

[Will Compton]

to know, here's a question for the audience and the back of the bus. What is a better chance of happening? Winning Beer Olympics or Will and Matt to fulfill their fantasy football punishment? What are better chances?

[Shane Gillis]

I'm out of coffee. I'm gonna go get some coffee. Perfect timing.

[Will Compton]

Get the guy. Get it. Get him some coffee. Get him some coffee.

[Shane Gillis]

He can get it. Okay.

[Will Compton]

He can get it.

[Shane Gillis]

Shout out Dick Richard, though.

[Taylor]

Shout out.

[Will Compton]

Shout out Dick Richard. Oh, Dick Richard says, whatever happened to the fantasy football losers punishment? Hey, what the is going on with that?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. What are we doing? I even gave Will some good ways out of it. I feel like we have a great plan that just didn't get executed. Yeah, I told him a Way to do it. It might be one of the funniest things we could do. I should hold off on saying it.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Don't say it's a great loophole that, like, he still follows. I don't think it needs to be a loophole. I think the boy just needs to listen. You're gonna be a man of your word. All right.

[Taylor]

He's not gonna listen to this. What were you gonna say?

[Shane Gillis]

If Matt Malone listens to this episode and reports back to us what we're saying, then maybe we can figure out something. But he'll never listen to this episode. Yeah, basically, it's that he should make a deal with Matt where it's like, hey, dude, like, the thing that we

[Will Compton]

pitch to the rest of the team

[Shane Gillis]

is that one of us has to

[Will Compton]

be in the room for it.

[Shane Gillis]

So for the first hour, it's like you can tap in, tap out. They make it fun for the first

[Taylor]

hour where it's like, Will taps in

[Shane Gillis]

to go to the bathroom, Matt taps out. And then eventually just like an hour or two in Matt's or Will's like, all right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then just dips for the

[Taylor]

next 22 and a half hours.

[Will Compton]

I like that, but I like it flipped.

[Shane Gillis]

I like nasty boys.

[Will Compton]

Gotta. Will's gotta. He listen.

[Taylor]

Will just leave. We can't let him get away.

[Will Compton]

Listen. Great guy.

[Shane Gillis]

Great guy.

[Will Compton]

Good man. Ton of respect for him. Ton of respect for Will. But when you don't. You don't follow through on a punishment after you committed to something. It's like he's in the same category as Danlofsky. Not doing the earring right now on espn.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I'm not. I hate that I'm gonna be the one defending Will here for this. I will say this. His one thing he said that. That I'm on his side on was that we didn't make the punishment till after we started the league. So he agreed he'd do something. He never agreed to the punishment before he agreed to doing it.

[Will Compton]

Everybody agree that's busting with the boy. Everyone agreed to it. He just happened to find himself in there.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, right.

[Shane Gillis]

That's the only thing I'll say.

[Will Compton]

The punishment was made crazy. The crazy trade you guys did in the middle of the season that end up getting me and Coupe.

[Shane Gillis]

Not me.

[Will Compton]

Well, the you guys. You people.

[Shane Gillis]

Was you.

[Will Compton]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

Who made. Oh, Ryan Nolan Ryan.

[Will Compton]

That was kind of crazy, right?

[Shane Gillis]

That was kind of crazy.

[Will Compton]

That was a little bit nuts. Yeah, it's a little Bit nuts. Let's hit another tear talk before Will comes back here.

[Shane Gillis]

We got a good one right here.

[Will Compton]

Also from Dick Richard.

[Shane Gillis]

If I can fix the sheet. Dick Richard, man.

[Will Compton]

Dick Richard's on it today. Hashtag tear chalk. If you had action finger, action figure hands, where would your. Where your hands are stuck in. Dude, I can't see this. Hold. Zoom it in. All right, we're zooming, zooming, zooming. All right. Where your hands are stuck in one position. Close fists, finger pointing, holding something. What position would your. Would you choose? Hashtag. We still love Shane. That's a great question. I get Krista Lee on the bus. Interesting Action figure hands. How would you want it

[Shane Gillis]

like that forever.

[Will Compton]

Taylor. Don't do that. Don't do that, don't do that.

[Shane Gillis]

That's not the one, guys. Those stone.

[Will Compton]

Screenshot that. Don't screenshot no.

[Shane Gillis]

1. Screenshot that.

[Will Compton]

Don't. Don't screenshot that.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't use. Damn.

[Will Compton]

No one's going to be nasty no one's going to be nasty about going over some. Am I doing too much? Yes, you're going to. Dude. No one will do that. The Internet's a nice place. They would not do that to me. Right.

[Shane Gillis]

Just.

[Will Compton]

I'll do it.

[Shane Gillis]

We hit the action figure.

[Will Compton]

If you're an action figure, your hands had to be one way. How would you want. Taylor, show them yours. I like that. Or this.

[Shane Gillis]

I think I'd go here. Yeah, but there'd also be holes. There'd also be holes in my hands in case you wanted to put something you like a sword.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Or a weapon. And a little button on your back.

[Taylor]

Jump in there.

[Will Compton]

So me like this. And then Will's got a button on his back.

[Shane Gillis]

Does this Boy's going skiing the ski. We got to get the interns. Interns got.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, interns. How would you want your hands Definitely

[Shane Gillis]

closer to wills so that you can still like, punch and like, kind of get at it, but still be able. I. I'd keep your hand away from this area. Yeah, I'm staying out like this.

[Will Compton]

D is not going to do anything, dude. Like, like, like.

[Shane Gillis]

Like lego figure. Like a true lego figure.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

You know what I mean? Absolutely. I mean, so you want your arms kind of straight. You're a fan of bruskies. Like, it's still. I know you are. Or a fan of blocking and catching. Blocking, catching. You still catch. Yeah, yeah, that'd be. It'd be a good spot in case you want to put a neutral or a bud light or an ollie pop. You can just one hand, like, straight,

[Taylor]

and then like one.

[Shane Gillis]

Like Lego.

[Will Compton]

Hold on.

[Taylor]

Getting close, getting close. But, like, I just feel like you need an open hand sometimes.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

As an action figure, for sure.

[Will Compton]

Slapping.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You have one that's like a beer and. Yo, that'd be awesome. Just a trailer park action figure clock. Stop saying cut that dude club. That's funny. That's objectively funny.

[Shane Gillis]

Club does have to stop saying that's funny. A ton of respect for people in trailer parks I love too. He's like, I feel like you have to have an open hand.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, we're just action figures. It's. We come to life at night time. He's like, you need this open hand to function, dude.

[Will Compton]

Have you guys seen the movie Toy Soldiers?

[Taylor]

You talking about the.

[Will Compton]

No, no, not in that movie.

[Shane Gillis]

No. Hang on, hang on. Are you thinking small soldiers?

[Will Compton]

Small soldiers, yeah. Have you seen the movie Small Soldiers? No.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, man. You gotta watch small ones.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Or they go.

[Shane Gillis]

They're young.

[Will Compton]

They're young. But this guy. Let me just zoom in on Archer for me real quick. The guy in the back right there, that's. That's who everybody wants to be. Everybody from the 90s wants to be that guy right there. Chip Hazard is a problem. Chip Hazard's a problem.

[Shane Gillis]

He's a good villain in the movie.

[Will Compton]

I wanted one of those toys so bad as a kid, dude. And I just wanted to wake up.

[Shane Gillis]

The marketing team did not take advantage of how much that movie blew up. I felt like I never saw any of those toys out there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, right, bro. Like, truly. And how about that toy store in the movie? How sick is that toy store? Could you imagine as a kid going in there the. By your old spot? There's that toy store right there. That's pretty rad. Yeah, the trains in it and stuff like that.

[Shane Gillis]

You talking about right next to Little Red, right? The coffee shop? Yeah. Little outlet.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

The song and the stuff used to be.

[Will Compton]

No, no, no, no. You're too far.

[Shane Gillis]

You're too far.

[Will Compton]

So I'm pulling out of your old house, right? I think I'm taking a right. And then it's a quick left. Like you're going out of the light and it's quick left. It's like a big red sign. It's a legit toy store, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I'll have to go.

[Will Compton]

Has, like, trains. You have kids.

[Shane Gillis]

Go find some Gorgon. Go. Go find some Gorgonites. A celebrity crush that I kind of grew up with. I'm sure we all did. Toy Soldiers, Jumanji, and then Spider Man. Kirsten Dunst, dude. Yeah, that was a big celebrity crush for me. Kirsten Duns, the blonde in Small Soldiers

[Will Compton]

I'm thinking of, right?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

She's the girl in Toy Soldiers. Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Small Soldiers. Small Soldiers.

[Will Compton]

I'm thinking of that. The lead singer. You want to talk like this. That guy, he's like a lead singer and like. What? What?

[Shane Gillis]

Shout out, Trey.

[Will Compton]

Dude, good poll. Good poll. Dude. You want to talk like you want to act like this girl. Yeah. With the chainsaw. Yeah. I getting your ass raw. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Dude.

[Will Compton]

First off, that funk, that song that's on rips. It rips.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but that was my celebrity crush for Durst.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Durst. Let's get you wrap. All right, let's move on. Onward.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, from Aaron Walth7225 on YouTube hashtag tear talk. Let's get real smart. In the SEC versus Big Ten draftees discussion, you have to average per draft eligible players within each conference because each conference does not have the same number of teams every year. Pre and post realignments. More teams means more players, means more OPS for draft picks. Sherm, get AI on it.

[Will Compton]

Wow. It's really a tear talk for Sherm.

[Shane Gillis]

It's a clean take.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it's a clean, clean take, clean take, clean take. Whether to get those numbers really dialed

[Shane Gillis]

in because Big Ten now has. How many teams are in the Big Ten? Is it 18?

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

18. Now there's a lot. But to his point, when you're looking at the past, before the realignment, SEC has. SEC had more?

[Will Compton]

Four more teams?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. 14.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.

[Shane Gillis]

So that makes sense because we're breaking it down. And Big Tim was the next closest. I'll get a full breakdown for next intro. Yeah, that. I think this guy's on to something. Per draft, eligible players per draft. We'll get on it for you, Aaron. Yeah, thank you for the hashtag to

[Will Compton]

your talk Trades day. For those of you guys, if you didn't watch the intro last week, there's an argument taking place. So many SEC players were drafted versus Big Ten players, yet the argument is the last three national championships came from the Big Ten.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. So this was the first year of the Big Ten being more than sec. Correct. In the first round. In the first round.

[Will Compton]

The first round, yeah. And also nil. I think that's where my brain keeps going back to is Ed Ozeron said it. Big Ten just seemed like they were playing by the rules in the sec. Not as much. It Just feels that a lot of respect for this. Allegedly all the conferences. Yeah, ton of respect for them. Dude, what a. What a what an intro.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, let's.

[Will Compton]

Had a lot of fun.

[Shane Gillis]

I know the dogs are barking loud right now, but something that they can be barking for is your Sunday night giveaways.

[Will Compton]

Dude, I'm glad you brought it up. I'm glad.

[Shane Gillis]

I heard there's rumors of a chew being pulled. Did you get the ch. What's the. Because I saw a headline just hit the group chat. Yeah, Taylor pulled a chew.

[Will Compton]

No, we pulled a singular chew. We did not pull the actual chew. So. So for those of you who are not into Pokemon, I'll tell you, there's a. There's a brand of it called Ascended Heroes. In Ascended Heroes, there is a Pikachu. A cute ass little Pikachu next to a tree. That's the full art. You want to go nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Raw.

[Will Compton]

$1400 PSA 10. That cards with $5000 right now. I've been trying to pull that shoe on live for the last month or so, but in our process, this company called Courtyard, Shout out. Jordan Bayroff, he put me on Courtyard before this was even like a partnership or anything. Started getting on there. All the boys in the back started ripping packs, ripping slabs. So Courier comes in. Love what you're doing. We're gonna start doing giveaways with you. So now we're doing three. We're getting three fans, 500 packs and we're ripping them for fans. Last night, in our last giveaway, this guy gets on. He had a sick profile picture. He's like something back nine dad or something like that. Both of his kids were there. He had three, but there was only two with him. Him. One kid ended up getting something sick, like a little Cubone full art thing. And then his daughter, out of nowhere, nice. He got that. He's fired up the little girl right before we sign off with them, she's like, my birthday's next week. I'm like, dude, we gotta get you a card then. Well, absolutely. I think Jeremy Clump hit the chat too. Said get the girl one.

[Shane Gillis]

Also showed you her Pikachu hairbrush.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, she got a little thing from Target. And so we pulled one more pack. I was like, whatever you get, you get. You can't throw a fish it. She pulls this Pikachu that's like worth $480, something like that. PSA 10. Come on. So that's been sent to them, going to their house. Dude, I love this app. I love Doing these streams and the community, it's growing every single week. You see it kind of doing this, and I think the possibilities are endless. Dude, it's so much fun with Courtyard.

[Shane Gillis]

So people out there that love the collector stuff, ripping packs, whether it's Pokemon,

[Will Compton]

football, whatever it is, yeah, you can do one piece. DeAndre Hopkins, he hit me up. He was like, dude, you gotta get a one piece. I'm like, all right. So one piece is on there. Comic books are on there, all sorts of different cards.

[Shane Gillis]

If you're into collectibles, you do a stream every Sunday night, 7:00pm Central Time.

[Will Compton]

7:00pm Central Time. That's right. I rip packs. We'll do something. We'll do Pokemon, we'll do football. And then I'll do giveaways on Courtyard. And, dude, it's been awesome. If you don't have the Courtyard app, go and download that. And you just use promo code. No bad days. 15 for 15 off your first rip, you don't like the card you get, guess what? They'll buy it back from you immediately. You like it. You can put it in your app, you can send it to your house. Or just like last night, Jared came over because Taylor, my beautiful wife, she had an event for trees. Shout out trees, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

A lot of respect for trees.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, she did comment that Clump did not donate. We were supposed to donate through busting with the boys, and Clump did not do it. All good. Found out that I did quite a bit. So all good on that end. I donated a lot of money. I didn't even know until we were driving. There she goes. By the way, we dropped a bag on these people. Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, Clump, to free you, that. To me, that's.

[Will Compton]

That's.

[Shane Gillis]

That's on Brett.

[Will Compton]

No, that's on club. Because we're supposed to have a conversation. We're not going to play anything.

[Shane Gillis]

We're talking Courtyard giveaways.

[Will Compton]

Giveaways. But Jared came in at the end. I had a little extra money in there. So we ripped a football card, a basketball card. How much was it?

[Shane Gillis]

It was like a. I don't know how much the. It was under, like, value of what

[Will Compton]

we ripped the pack for.

[Taylor]

But I have it listed for sale

[Shane Gillis]

right now marked up.

[Will Compton]

You can. You can. Yeah, you can list it for sale on their marketplace. Someone can buy it. And Jared's always ripping basketball. Basketball cards.

[Shane Gillis]

Basketball guy. I don't. I just like basketball cards. I really don't even know why I think basketball is my favorite sport, but

[Taylor]

I'm not like a Sicko.

[Shane Gillis]

You should love seeing, like, the orange ball and the, like, a dunk happening. I just think they're the coolest. Like, badass.

[Taylor]

Like old cards. It's basketball cards more than any other sport.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Ripping with the boys, dude. It's growing, though. Yeah, it's growing. We had. We had the most people ever.

[Shane Gillis]

And again, shout out Gronk.

[Will Compton]

Shout out Gronk.

[Shane Gillis]

Ernest.

[Will Compton]

Party Ernest. In the chat as well.

[Shane Gillis]

@taylor1.

[Will Compton]

That's my name and my handle.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay.

[Will Compton]

On Instagram.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay. Because it's different on X, right?

[Will Compton]

Yes, it's Taylor 177 on X. Cesspool X Instagram. That's where we're at, boys. That's where we're at. But yeah, dude, it's a lot of fun. I'm enjoying it. Kids are all about it. It's. It's got legs. I'll say that.

[Shane Gillis]

A lot of fun is being had.

[Will Compton]

A lot of fun is being had on there. That being said, Shane Gillis podcast, huh?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

Dogs want it. Dogs are barking.

[Shane Gillis]

Dogs are barking. They're pounding the steering wheel. Bless.

[Will Compton]

Oh, Jerry. When you're at the Georgia.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, Jerry.

[Will Compton]

Come on,

[Shane Gillis]

Gilly. The interview's about to go, but do it multiple times. Yeah, okay. Do like, five.

[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

Sure, there are some new ones.

[Will Compton]

There's some new ones coming out, right?

[Shane Gillis]

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[Will Compton]

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[Taylor]

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[Will Compton]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Taylor]

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[Taylor]

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[Will Compton]

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[Taylor]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Shane Gillis]

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[Taylor]

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[Taylor]

I will say that toy tour is nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Tour is awesome.

[Taylor]

Did you get to see the clos?

[Will Compton]

Yeah, we pet the cl.

[Taylor]

Did you ride one?

[Will Compton]

Yeah. No, you didn't. Ours. It was a little cold out. He kept his high and tight the whole time.

[Taylor]

My. They were still soft.

[Will Compton]

Hard.

[Taylor]

Soft. Giant dongs. Distracting.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I bet.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

It's one of those things like you. Yeah. You're gonna look.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you go up to the beer heaven?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

The beer heaven's the taste area that you made the tankful joke.

[Taylor]

Drinking out of the tank.

[Shane Gillis]

No, drinking out of the tank.

[Will Compton]

That's in the basement. Down for that.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, you go down.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Multiple floors. Keeps it colder. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Keeps colder and you drink it right out of the spout.

[Taylor]

Yeah. It's awesome.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. That was incredible.

[Taylor]

I show that night and got a little buzz before. It was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

In St. Louis.

[Taylor]

Yeah, nice.

[Shane Gillis]

What's new, dude?

[Taylor]

Hey, podcasting 101. What's new dude? You guys don't have CT?

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Taylor]

You really don't have a chance. You don't.

[Will Compton]

I mean it's still good.

[Taylor]

What made me think about it was this busting with the boys is like a race against the clock to like. You gotta get as many episodes in as we can. Like three years, you guys are gonna be like, what'd you say to me?

[Shane Gillis]

We're backloaded three years in advance.

[Will Compton]

It happens all the Time. I. I've told the same story 50 times. We'll. We'll just stop talking. Halfway through something. I just forgot what happened.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah, you guys got it.

[Taylor]

That happens.

[Will Compton]

This has got to combat against cte, the podcast game.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Trying to stay sharp.

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah, I saw that. But you did you hit a spazzle on me while you were at nd.

[Will Compton]

Dude, explain. You want to explain the spaz? How did I spaz?

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, let's just get in the tunnel of chaos right now.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, let's just talk through. Do you want to talk. Do you want to talk about me spazzing on you or you taking my seat or.

[Taylor]

Okay, we can talk about. Let's talk about the seat.

[Will Compton]

Or Tom Segura openly saying he would body bag you in a pass rush.

[Taylor]

Call that the seat? That is the worst seat in podcasting.

[Will Compton]

Can I get a quick tea?

[Taylor]

And I. Going in here, I was like, dude, I'm not sitting in that thing. So when you offered. Because I was going to do it, because you guys have made adjustments, and I appreciate that because it used to be a couch. The camera used to be, like, against your hip. It was literally the worst angle.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, but you're in much better shape now.

[Taylor]

Thank you, boys.

[Shane Gillis]

You look. You look trim.

[Taylor]

Thank you, guys. Yeah, I'm working on it. Yeah, I'm back, actually. I'm. I'm back to my wicked ways. I'm done working on it. I. We were just filming tires, so I couldn't drink.

[Shane Gillis]

Is that all you did to lose weight?

[Taylor]

Yeah, I don't really eat much other than. Than just. I just drank beers.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, that's where you get the cows.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't get under. You don't get under a bar.

[Taylor]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

You don't get on a bench press. You don't get the dumbbells.

[Taylor]

I was. I was doing a good job earlier. Yeah, earlier today. Minutes ago. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, he hit the bench press.

[Will Compton]

Yes.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

How many you get?

[Taylor]

They told me to do 10 buddy light work. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

It was way more impressive than I expected it to be. Way more impressive.

[Taylor]

35. It was an embarrassing.

[Will Compton]

I know, but when you were like, hey, no cameras. I don't know if it was like. Like, maybe Shane's gonna get bodied by this. I don't know, dude. I don't know.

[Shane Gillis]

You know what Taylor was saying, the way Tom was out there talking about you?

[Will Compton]

Right?

[Taylor]

Oh, that's.

[Will Compton]

Hold on. Hey. Hey. Can we get a quick tea?

[Taylor]

Oh, back to the.

[Will Compton]

Answer the first question, dude. Just.

[Taylor]

Same old. Still doing stand up and.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I see you. You're hosting Kevin Hart's roast.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

That's pretty big time.

[Taylor]

That'll be exciting. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

That'll be fun.

[Shane Gillis]

You ready to go?

[Taylor]

I am, but I think the jokes are too crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And I go first.

[Shane Gillis]

How do you even.

[Taylor]

Can we edit this? Cuz I want to tell them. Two of them. And I don't know if I can do that one. Oh my God. But we're going to find out.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And I go first, so

[Will Compton]

next person. Other. But I'm good. End it now.

[Taylor]

I think that'll go bad.

[Shane Gillis]

But.

[Taylor]

But we're going to try.

[Shane Gillis]

How do you. How do you even figure out if a joke is too far?

[Taylor]

I know that that one's too far.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but how do you figure out, like, say you have a few in your mind and you kind of don't know. Are there certain people you ask or you kind of do it in smaller rooms.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Yeah. You practice in smaller rooms. But then they're all there. Like I did at the Mothership this weekend or this week. But that crowd, they're gonna love that I'm in Austin, Texas doing racist jokes. So that's not who I'm worried about. They're gonna like it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

It's kind of the room that I'm worried about. The room will be a little like.

[Shane Gillis]

And it'll be live. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Gotta go first. I'm hope the show will start with that.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

That's crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

I think it's gonna be.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I'll be. You'll see. My face will be dark red. I'll be up there like. You're gonna have to. I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't even mean to say that. Yeah, that'll be tough. But that's exciting. That's. It's scary.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

It gives me anxiety to even think about.

[Shane Gillis]

I mean, you saw how massive the Tom Brady one was.

[Taylor]

It was.

[Shane Gillis]

And now you're up next, bro.

[Taylor]

I was there. I said no to doing that.

[Will Compton]

Why'd you say no?

[Taylor]

I don't like roasts. That's why. I said no. And then they told me Kevin. Kevin Hart had asked me to be the host. So I said, yeah, that's gonna make you feel. He asked me to do it, so. Yes.

[Will Compton]

If he's asking you to do it, every joke you just told us should be good to go.

[Taylor]

I agree. That second one, that's gonna be.

[Will Compton]

You have to work through that one.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

I think you have the meat and potatoes. It's kind of the aftermath yeah, yeah, she's tough.

[Taylor]

We can edit that.

[Will Compton]

No, we're not gonna edit that.

[Taylor]

Under.

[Shane Gillis]

Just drop the volume.

[Taylor]

I just got. I got those Under Armours. Dude, those spitting shoes. You get those in South Bend? Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yes. See, Notre Dame hooked it up, bro.

[Will Compton]

I'm just looking at your whole outfit like you really went full Notre Dame.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, because we got the boy on the show. He loves Notre Dame.

[Will Compton]

He does love Notre Dame.

[Taylor]

So do you.

[Shane Gillis]

I do like Notre Dame.

[Taylor]

So do you.

[Will Compton]

Do you have the gift I gave you before the show?

[Taylor]

The Michigan hat? Yeah. Yeah. It's out there.

[Will Compton]

You're not gonna. You're not gonna wear for the show?

[Taylor]

No.

[Will Compton]

Okay. But you're gonna keep it.

[Taylor]

It. I will. Absolutely.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Taylor]

It is a sick hat. And I do cheer for Michigan.

[Will Compton]

No, you don't.

[Taylor]

Twice a year.

[Will Compton]

No, you don't.

[Taylor]

Twice a year.

[Will Compton]

Michigan State, Ohio State.

[Taylor]

Ohio State, Penn State.

[Will Compton]

What's your beef with Penn State?

[Taylor]

Just being from where I'm from.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.

[Taylor]

And truthfully, whoever's doing better that year, I usually cheer for the other team. That's just being nasty.

[Will Compton]

That completely.

[Taylor]

Just whoever sucks.

[Will Compton]

There's never been a time I've gotten a text from you when Michigan is doing well. Hell, it's only like with this whole

[Taylor]

past year when they're bad. I'm like, let's go.

[Will Compton]

I'm really rooting for you guys. This is a hater.

[Taylor]

You guys snuck it. You almost snuck in. You would have somehow beat Ohio State.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. And he looked like he's not gonna strike twice. He.

[Shane Gillis]

Look, he. He loved. He loved Notre Dame.

[Will Compton]

Oh, I enjoyed. I enjoyed my time until the phone call. Phone call. I was like. Because I was.

[Taylor]

I didn't say anything. Anything to you.

[Will Compton]

That's.

[Taylor]

You started. You said. Look at all these person.

[Will Compton]

Any person who knows you, who has met you, been around you, has your phone number, has the availability to talk to you, knows what you just said is a complete lie.

[Taylor]

Okay. Thankfully, we have the first interaction on record already today. When I'm around you, you do tend to strike first. I haven't said one negative thing about Will today, and Will hasn't said one negative thing about me. That's nice.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't.

[Taylor]

Like you said something negative when I got here.

[Will Compton]

When I. When you got here, what was I doing? When you pulled up?

[Taylor]

You were.

[Will Compton]

No, no, before that. When you were pulling up in the car, what was I doing?

[Taylor]

You were standing there. It was very nice.

[Will Compton]

Standing there doing what?

[Taylor]

And giving me a belt that I had Asked.

[Will Compton]

Standing there and doing what?

[Taylor]

Hugging me.

[Will Compton]

Saluting you.

[Taylor]

Yeah. That's nice.

[Will Compton]

Then you get out of the car and what I do.

[Taylor]

You gave me your belt because I forgot to pack a belt.

[Shane Gillis]

Very nice.

[Will Compton]

Do you have an extra belt I could use? I was like, no, but we might have one at the shop. And I thought, you know what? I'll just let him use the one. One that I have around my waist.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, dearly.

[Will Compton]

I love that belt. Dearly. Yeah, yeah. It's the only real belt that I own since I've lost all this weight. Everything else, whenever I lose that shoestrings until I find it again. But, yeah, the hat was probably too far.

[Taylor]

The hat was fine. The hat was fine.

[Will Compton]

You said I was nasty.

[Taylor]

First, I'll probably give it to my friend.

[Will Compton]

The hat.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he loves Michigan.

[Will Compton]

That's kind of nice.

[Taylor]

Die Hard Mission.

[Will Compton]

It's a gift to you.

[Taylor]

Well, I'll wear it then. I promise.

[Will Compton]

But, you know, tomorrow when on stage.

[Taylor]

Yeah. My face is 99 of my act. They need to be able to see my face. Dude, I can't wear it. I can't wear a hat on stage.

[Will Compton]

That's fair. But they say I was nasty and. Okay, so the spazzing.

[Taylor]

The spazzing was.

[Shane Gillis]

How did the spazzing come about?

[Taylor]

Okay, from my perspective, and correct me

[Will Compton]

if I'm wrong, before you even say your perspective, we've already seen his perspective of 20 minutes ago. So go ahead. What's your perspective?

[Taylor]

I. I apologize. I'm in a rotten mood. All right, that's on me. You were rotten first now. No, from my. From my perspective, the spazzing was. I think I saw you guys were there, and I. I called you.

[Shane Gillis]

I called you to tell you. I was like, yeah, that was a sick visit.

[Taylor]

And then he gets a hold of the phone and says, look at these banners. To point out that Notre Dame hasn't won A title since 88 State. While you're there, you're being disrespectful in the facility while they're being nice to you. That's not a class act. That's not a Michigan man.

[Shane Gillis]

Did he.

[Taylor]

That is not a Michigan man. That's an Ohio State man. Buckeye.

[Shane Gillis]

Good shot.

[Taylor]

That was Buckeye. You and I know that was Buckeye.

[Will Compton]

That. If. If that story were true, that would be Buckeye behavior.

[Shane Gillis]

What. What happened from your vantage point on the phone call?

[Will Compton]

I'll tell you, Will.

[Taylor]

So

[Will Compton]

we finished the podcast. I have now taken the last 24 hours after Marcus Freeman invited me into his home, seeing the facilities, getting to talk to the offensive line, you know Kevin. Getting to know Kevin. Which do you know Kev.

[Shane Gillis]

Which he knows Kev. You know, you'll be in.

[Will Compton]

You'll see him. The vlog's playing up here right now, so you'll be able to see Kev at some point. Everything was incredible. So that's. That's 10ft. Hey, that's 10ft.

[Taylor]

It's like Wemby dude doesn't leave the ground.

[Shane Gillis]

He's like the ball explaining that right now. We look at the screen, it's just me in midair. Oh, look at this. Look at this.

[Taylor]

Yes. That was awesome.

[Shane Gillis]

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Phone call.

[Will Compton]

Oh, amazing time.

[Shane Gillis]

Amazing time.

[Will Compton]

We finish with CJ Carr, who I think is going to be elite this year. Marcus Freeman. It was awesome. After that, we're all kind of dapping each other up. It was great. We know the show's over. Relaxing happens. You call Shane. You guys talk. Clearly, I'm over there. Like, man, I want to, you know, hey, I want to be with the bro. I want to talk, too. What's going on? You hand me the phone, and I'm like, man, this place is awesome. And the first thing Shane says to me, it's so much better than Michigan. Michigan could never be as great as Notre Dame as. You wish. You wish Michigan was this good. You wish it. Like, you guys are like, pretend Notre Dame. You pretend.

[Taylor]

No, I did say that afterwards. That was after.

[Shane Gillis]

Time out. Time out.

[Taylor]

Out.

[Will Compton]

Let me ask you now.

[Shane Gillis]

Now, time out. Now that my brain's coming back to me, because again, this is bits and pieces.

[Will Compton]

This would be the best time for a lie detector.

[Taylor]

That was after.

[Shane Gillis]

So here in Shane's side. Here in your side. I believe Taylor was right. I think that's what happened. We were just calling to have a good time. We were just calling to have a good time.

[Taylor]

I was having a great time. And then he points out the banners and goes, it's been. It's been a while. Oh, you make fun of fat manners. That's crazy. Now. Now you're skinny. Okay? Now that you're skinny, you've turned on us.

[Will Compton]

I see you get a little uncomfortable.

[Taylor]

Oh, I pulled this out.

[Will Compton]

It's a little hotter in here, doesn't it?

[Taylor]

Oh, I'm as cool as a cucumber. I don't care about this. I do care. I love you guys.

[Will Compton]

I love you too, man.

[Shane Gillis]

So.

[Taylor]

So you're saying it was. It was me. I'm Saying I'm the best.

[Will Compton]

I'm saying most of the time, it's you.

[Shane Gillis]

I know this much. You finished it, whatever it was. Yeah, you do. You emptied the clip.

[Taylor]

No, I didn't.

[Shane Gillis]

South Carolina, game over.

[Taylor]

His composure so quickly.

[Shane Gillis]

He lost his composure. But in your.

[Taylor]

I was having a nice.

[Will Compton]

I was on a walk. Can I just tell you guys, in

[Shane Gillis]

your brain, you had. You had him where you wanted.

[Will Compton]

Talking the phone. You're on a walk up.

[Taylor]

I like to talk to you guys when I'm walking. That hill got me. I remember that hill. I wish I could show you guys the size of this hill.

[Will Compton]

Hey, it was like a 40 grade.

[Shane Gillis]

He's probably walking on my driveway.

[Taylor]

It was a big hill.

[Will Compton]

Well, I call him. We're talking for a minute. He's like breathing into the microphone way too hard. Hold on. What's going on? He stops me and he looks. He goes, look at this hill. It's kind of like.

[Taylor]

No, that's crazy. The camera.

[Will Compton]

That's. That's a good hill.

[Taylor]

The phone's not doing it justice.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, maybe not, but listen, dude, it

[Taylor]

was a cortisol spike.

[Will Compton]

There was a cortisol spike.

[Taylor]

You spiked hard.

[Will Compton]

Listen, worry me if we're taking accountability and CT might play a factor. That'll be the first early onset phase one of CT. But 17 years old. Go to Michigan immediately. It's like, you hate Notre Dame, you hate Michigan State, you hate Ohio State. So I went into Notre Dame thinking this place, and unfortunately, and fortunately, they blew me out of the water. It was unreal. I liked it. I became a subtle fan as much

[Taylor]

as you can be.

[Will Compton]

I will root for Notre Dame game during the fall unless Michigan is any factor. Yeah, Michigan's good enough to go through the gauntlet of their schedule, and they're there. It's between those two. Similar to last year with Miami and Notre Dame.

[Shane Gillis]

Who you rooting for? Both teams. Miami. Notre Dame's undefeated going into that game.

[Will Compton]

Miami.

[Taylor]

You would root for Miami Mile.

[Will Compton]

Crystal Ball. Dude's my dog, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Mario, Crystal Ball is a badass.

[Taylor]

He's cool.

[Shane Gillis]

Freeman is.

[Will Compton]

Freeman's. Freeman's a badass.

[Taylor]

God, Freeman. Guys, come on.

[Shane Gillis]

But I think Freeman's the man, bro. But you see Free like, you see Freeman all the time. Like, he. He does. He does all this stuff really well. I love following everything that Freeman does. He just really get an inside look at Crystal Ball.

[Will Compton]

Hold on.

[Taylor]

No, I'm not.

[Will Compton]

How do you feel about him doing Esquire?

[Taylor]

I thought he looked snazzy. You better Win Esquire. You better win now.

[Will Compton]

Black and white photos were crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

See, he's a good looking dude. Like he had some opportunity like that.

[Taylor]

Somebody said he looked like he was about to host snl. He does.

[Will Compton]

If he was a natty, would you try to help him host snl?

[Taylor]

Yeah, I tried to get him on SNL this year.

[Will Compton]

Did you really?

[Taylor]

Yeah. Did he ask somebody did. I don't think he did, but. And it was close. We were close to getting it done.

[Will Compton]

What was it?

[Taylor]

I was talking to Lauren about it and we were like, close to. We're gonna have him on Weekend Update. And then something happened at the Michigan program that became the biggest story in college football and not Notre Dame. So we couldn't do it for real. It was that week.

[Shane Gillis]

Damn.

[Will Compton]

I think they missed a big move. For Freeman to play Sharon Moore in

[Shane Gillis]

that situation, that would have been incredible.

[Will Compton]

That would have been unbelievable. Right? So. Yeah, I mean, there's still time.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Imagine just crying in the back of a cop car. They just reenact the scene.

[Will Compton]

Have you seen all the TMZ stuff that have come out about that?

[Taylor]

I saw him. No, I haven't seen him crying in the back of a cop car.

[Will Compton]

It's tough.

[Taylor]

That blows, dude.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Taylor]

I mean, you're gonna. If you're in the back of a cop car, you're gonna cry, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

For that too.

[Taylor]

You're gonna cry.

[Will Compton]

Cry no matter what.

[Taylor]

Yeah. If I get, you know, DUI or something.

[Will Compton]

If you got.

[Shane Gillis]

No, no, dude, you'd be losing it about like, you know,

[Taylor]

what do you

[Shane Gillis]

think back in the day, you guys would have just let me drive home.

[Will Compton]

What do you think was worse? Tiger woods or Shiron Morris cams?

[Taylor]

I haven't seen Tron.

[Will Compton]

Have you seen both? Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. What are you asking?

[Will Compton]

Which one? Which one are you like? Ah, the most.

[Shane Gillis]

More Coach Moore.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Coach more.

[Taylor]

Because Tiger can still like.

[Shane Gillis]

Tiger's just funny.

[Taylor]

Like.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh. Yep, that was the President.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. That was the only part. Like kind of a crazy move for you to do that.

[Taylor]

But the Tiger, like gains aura anytime he gets a dui.

[Shane Gillis]

You think so eventually, eventually that maxes out and it's.

[Will Compton]

No, I think we're at the point of doing this a little bit.

[Taylor]

No, it rules. Do you think I don't support. But I just like seeing a Instagram reel of him reading his trying to do the ABCs backwards. Then it just cuts to him winning the match.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, that's how you like your.

[Taylor]

I like that.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Do you think we had this Conversation the other day. Someone who's incredible on the field, arena, whatever it is as an athlete, they're amazing. Like, they're in a goat category. But then clearly off the field, they do so many things to a point where it's, like, really difficult to fight. Like, like, maybe he's not a great guy. Do you think that takes away from what they've achieved on the field?

[Taylor]

No.

[Will Compton]

All right.

[Taylor]

That's like every single athlete.

[Will Compton]

Not every single athlete.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, think O.J. simpson.

[Taylor]

That's.

[Shane Gillis]

No, that's.

[Will Compton]

That's. That's one that.

[Taylor]

Well, O.J. is the.

[Will Compton]

Clearly, it took away.

[Taylor]

Took away for sure.

[Will Compton]

Clearly took away.

[Shane Gillis]

Took away. But everybody still knows he was a

[Will Compton]

beast on the field. Yeah, but that's like such a secondary. He's. He. His thing.

[Taylor]

Normal people don't. There's literally people that are like, he played football.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Oh, 100. Football for him is a secondary deal. Like, Brett Favre is a person. Allegedly.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Where people kind of like, you just don't wanna. You don't want to see the highlights anymore.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Highlights still rock, but every highlight still

[Taylor]

just trying to build a gym for Southern Miss Volleyball. Dude, let's go. What's wrong with that? Also, I don't know if you. Did you watch that document him?

[Will Compton]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

Which one?

[Taylor]

There was something on far. I forget what it was.

[Will Compton]

It was. But it was like, it was a hit piece.

[Shane Gillis]

Took out that. That female that crushed her career.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah. But I'm not talking about that part.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay, different part.

[Taylor]

Yeah, whatever.

[Shane Gillis]

All right.

[Taylor]

This isn't good stuff. I don't want to have to answer any of this now. The. He talks to, like, a Mississippi state senator representative, and he's like, is this. Are we gonna get in trouble for this? And they're like, no.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but, you know, it's probably like a good old boy, like, nah, you're good.

[Taylor]

I know, but I wouldn't know about business loans or whatever. The. He took out senator, and they were like, no, you're fine. Yeah, it.

[Will Compton]

If somebody's a senator or someone that you believe is like, this person knows exactly what they're talking about, and you ask that question, you're gonna 100 believe them.

[Taylor]

That's. That's what I got out of it. Bernie Sanders. What do you guys want to talk about? Bernie Sanders.

[Will Compton]

Why is Bernie Sanders on the camera on the thing?

[Shane Gillis]

Sher. Just operating. He, like, that's just what he does. He's just doing it. Yeah, he's just operating, man.

[Taylor]

Tosses out some topics for us.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

So what do you think about Bernie Sanders? Hey, you brought up. You did bring up Lauren, though. Lauren Michaels.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

After everything. Because we haven't had you on the bus since. Since you did SNL for the first time.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

What was that like going back and being. Was it awkward? Was it awkward at all?

[Taylor]

I was so nervous the entire.

[Will Compton]

You did crush the. Though.

[Taylor]

Thank you. People said I suck.

[Shane Gillis]

It was a. It was a tough crowd.

[Taylor]

It was a tough.

[Shane Gillis]

It was a tough crowd.

[Will Compton]

You can expect the crowd to be good.

[Taylor]

That is also how I usually just am on when I do stand up.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Which I guess when you do something like that, you're supposed to be like more of a show showman.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Taylor]

You know, but if I'm up there, I see one person not laughing, I want to be like, I'm bombing you. That's your problem.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm sorry.

[Taylor]

I suck. I suck.

[Will Compton]

I suck. Yeah, exactly.

[Shane Gillis]

And usually the crowd you're in front of, it's like, that's funny.

[Taylor]

That's part of the crowd. Is also not perfectly lit.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Like, you could see. You could see everyone. I've talked about it before, but I could literally see Questlove not laughing. That's tough.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Up in the balcony, I was like, damn, Questlove doesn't like me. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

But there was like no awkwardness with any of the.

[Taylor]

Anybody. No, no, no. Everybody there is cool.

[Will Compton]

That's awesome.

[Taylor]

Every single one.

[Will Compton]

One.

[Taylor]

They're all. They're all cool.

[Shane Gillis]

You think you'll be.

[Taylor]

Oh, they got my tweet saved that I deleted. Nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, dude, why don't you rock on Twitter anymore, man?

[Taylor]

I don't like any of that.

[Shane Gillis]

You had some bangers back.

[Taylor]

I used to be good, dude. I used to get a couple drinks.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Time for some opinions. 2:00am you know what I think about these immigrants? They were funny. I never said anything crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Nothing too crazy. Well, no, the best.

[Taylor]

My favorite one was I was in Jamaica and I was just reading people talking on America and I was like, dude, foreigners need to shut the up, dude. You guys have stray dogs. If your country has stray dogs, shut the up about America. Control the dogs first.

[Shane Gillis]

Anyway, are we allowed to ask about Madden?

[Taylor]

Sure. Hey, what about it? Hey, it was awesome. I don't know. I don't know.

[Shane Gillis]

Legit, bro.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Little kid Shane. Football loving Shane.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that was. It was mad movie. It was cool.

[Shane Gillis]

You're in it.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

But I was Christian Bale.

[Taylor]

Christian Bale and Nicholas Cage.

[Shane Gillis]

Nicholas Cage.

[Taylor]

That was cool as. And I was in most of the scenes, I'm with Cage. I call him Cage. So me and kg, just chilling? No, but it was funny because the first couple days, he didn't. No, no, no, no. Delete it. Delete it, boys.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

No, that's perfect. That photo, devastating.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, that's Phil, bro.

[Taylor]

I was in my trailer. I was in my trailer.

[Will Compton]

I was like, hey, that is Phil. That was.

[Taylor]

That one's tough, dude. I went. I went to get a glass of water or a bottle of water, and I was like, nobody's going to take a picture, bro. I walked out. As soon as I walked out, I just saw paparazzi just sitting there. And I looked right at him and I was like, damn, dude, I look terrible. And then it sat. It sat on Twitter. I. I was the only one who saw it. It was this local Atlanta guy. He had it on his Twitter. And I was like, yes, dude. No one found this. I'm gonna get away with it. Then a couple months later, it got found. Hey, how quickly did you go back

[Will Compton]

to your trailer and search your name?

[Taylor]

Yeah, immediately, just to find out. Yeah, I searched it every day until he posts.

[Shane Gillis]

You mind taking this?

[Taylor]

I. No, I didn't reach out to him,

[Will Compton]

but that would be horrific. L. Well, you're looking. That's a bad photo. That's a bad angle. But if this guy down, then he screenshots big.

[Taylor]

While we were filming. While we were filming mode right there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, that's why you snap that.

[Shane Gillis]

You bulking for fun or you bulking for the.

[Will Compton]

I was having fun. I was having fun bulking for the role.

[Taylor]

I don't think so. I think. I think I kind of ruined the role because they were like, you look like John Madden now. We had to include it in the script. We have to have somebody be like, you look like John.

[Will Compton]

That is so funny.

[Shane Gillis]

What was it like just dating around Nicholas Cage, Christian Bale, like, that was the acting part of it all.

[Taylor]

That was so sick. And Christian Bale likes stand up comedy like he loves. Like, the first day I met him, he stays in character. So he's talking like he's Al Davis, which you don't even think of because he's not. He doesn't stay in character. He stays in accent. So he was talking like Al Davis when I was talking like. And then mid conversation, I had to think to myself, like, this guy's from, like, Wales. But he. He just loves stand up. So he just talked to me about stand up right away. And then he was like, you're not gonna Believe who I saw in the airport the other day flying to Atlanta. And I was like, who's that? And he was like, dusty Slay. And I was like, dude, that's crazy. Were you excited?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, right?

[Taylor]

He was like, yeah, it was not.

[Will Compton]

Sucks. Hey, who's Dusty Slay?

[Taylor]

He's a natural community. Oh, is he?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Long hair.

[Taylor]

All right. But it was funny.

[Shane Gillis]

But that is wild, because it's like, yo, D. I mean, you're Christian Bale. You were giddy about seeing Dusty Slay. Yeah, you're Batman, bro.

[Taylor]

Dusty Slay's right there.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I've seen that guy before.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he's very funny.

[Will Compton]

So has he. Did you ask him like, hey, you watch my stuff at all?

[Taylor]

He said it first.

[Will Compton]

Oh, nice.

[Shane Gillis]

You know, if he's a fan of comedy, like, he's probably giddy to see Shane. And Shane, like, what the Is going.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that was awesome.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, that'd be a weird dynamic.

[Shane Gillis]

Did you have him give you the Batman voice?

[Taylor]

No, I would never.

[Will Compton]

Didn't ask.

[Shane Gillis]

Really?

[Taylor]

I would never, ever.

[Shane Gillis]

I feel like, how would you not.

[Taylor]

You guys, could you say, do the Batman voice?

[Shane Gillis]

I feel like bud lights. Knowing. Knowing that he's in the comedy. Like, you guys are busting balls. A few bud lights back, he'd be like, hey, let me hear.

[Taylor]

There were no bud lights.

[Will Compton]

Nobody else.

[Taylor]

No bls were exchanged.

[Will Compton]

You sure about that?

[Taylor]

I was. I got up with Charles Barkley while we were filming that. That. How was that? It was incredible.

[Will Compton]

I saw Charles Barkley one time in Vegas, and he was lit.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

He was at, like,425,000, the blackjack table.

[Taylor]

It was awesome.

[Will Compton]

Unreal.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I. I was at a bar in Atlanta. I was upstairs, and they were like. I was like, all right, we should go to bed. I got a. This movie tomorrow. I should probably focus a little. And then I walked downstairs or right before we left, they're like, charles Barkley's here. I was like, I would never do this, but I have to. I have to say hi. And I walk down. As soon as I walk down, he's like, train, come here, man. Oh, I love Tars. And then they were like, do you want to drink or what? He was drinking. They're like, charles has his own drink here. And I was like, I'll drink what he's drinking. And everybody with him was like, don't, dude. You don't want that. I was like, I'll drink it. It was literally. It was a pint of vodka. It was crazy.

[Will Compton]

Was it mixed with anything?

[Shane Gillis]

It was just legit.

[Taylor]

It was mixed with just a little pint. Came out some cranberry, I think. God, I could be wrong, but it worked.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it did the trick. Yeah, no doubt.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Will Compton]

How do you not spend all that time? How long were you on set for

[Taylor]

with Christian and Cage? Me and him weren't in too many scenes. I was mostly with Nicholas Cage. That was in the first couple days, like, because we would film in, like, houses, so like, our. Our green room or whatever in between takes would just be me and him sitting in somebody's, like, a rented house's bedroom, just sitting there. And he's. He's in a fat suit, obviously. And we're filming in Atlanta in the summer, so he's just dying. So he'd pull an AC unit right to his face, and you just sit there like, oh. And so we didn't talk at all the first, like, two weeks.

[Will Compton]

Weeks.

[Taylor]

And then eventually we did enough scenes

[Shane Gillis]

together that he is, like, intimidating being around.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's terrifying.

[Will Compton]

What was it like shooting the first scene with them?

[Taylor]

The first scene was crazy.

[Will Compton]

Was it? You do the scene and then you finish the scene. They're like, all right, we're do that again, Shane.

[Taylor]

No, the director is. He didn't really do that. He just. He's wild. He just kept it.

[Will Compton]

Oh, just kept it going.

[Taylor]

He would. Yeah, it's good. He keeps it. It was very loose. It was nice.

[Shane Gillis]

Is there anything that, you know? Because obviously, like, you do tires and you've had your skits, like, you have your way of going about your acting performance to where you're seeing something in, like, their craft, like, oh, these dudes are fucking. Take it to a whole new level.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Even on tires, when we have somebody on there that's like a real actor, we're all like, oh, shit. This guy remembered his lines. Yeah. You see.

[Shane Gillis]

You see any, like, weird techniques from them that you see as weird at first and be like, okay, I get why they do. I get why they do that.

[Taylor]

No, outside of, like, staying in character or, like, accent just throughout the entire sense. Because you want to be able to keep talking like that. Because sometimes when you do an accent, you forget how to do it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Taylor]

So that was. I don't know, watching them was.

[Will Compton]

It was awesome.

[Shane Gillis]

That's crazy.

[Taylor]

I got yelled at. I got yelled at by the director, and then Christian Bale looked at me and just went like, he was awesome. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

What'd you get yelled at for?

[Taylor]

I Was supposed to hold my drink up because it was a close shot. So it doesn't feel natural, but like, he's like, lift your drink up. And I was like, I'm trying. So like, while you're talking to somebody, you gotta be like, hey, what's going on? And then we were filming outside and it was very hot shot and a bug flew in my ear while he was yelling at me. And I was like, I'm doing it. Then I said, sorry and he said, sorry. We were about like, I love you, dude. I love you, dude. Dude. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know what I'm allowed to say about this. That should be fine.

[Will Compton]

I feel like that all worked out. When's it coming out? Do you know?

[Taylor]

I think Thanksgiving. Am I allowed to say that?

[Shane Gillis]

Because I'm like thinking of questions.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. When's it coming out?

[Taylor]

Does it say that? Does it say it in the trailer at the end? Yeah.

[Will Compton]

How many days were you on set while they're looking that up?

[Taylor]

I think a month, three, or at least. Damn, it was a lot.

[Will Compton]

Do you, do you enjoy it, like acting

[Taylor]

when it's done?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

You're kind of.

[Shane Gillis]

You're kind of in it for real now. Like you're not just like when you guys are doing skits and stuff.

[Will Compton]

Stuff.

[Shane Gillis]

You've obviously set it up. It's around your schedule and everything else now that you're kind of like a. A higher professional.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Like we just filmed Tires for three, three months. And it's nice to have like I did lose weight just from waking up at 6am every day. You can't drink 30 beers, dude. But I did like that. It was just, you know, it was 12 hour days.

[Shane Gillis]

You still, you still loving it the same way you did in the first season?

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's. It's great.

[Shane Gillis]

How long are you guys trying to go?

[Taylor]

I don't know. Till it's. Till it's done, you know? Yeah, maybe one or two.

[Will Compton]

Dude, that was such an artistic way to say it.

[Taylor]

Well, you know, we're not doing it to just keep doing it. Yeah, I know that. We won't do that unless we do it.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, I guess. Unless you get a big South.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we'll just keep doing Netflix.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Doing like something like this Madden movie. Does that make you think, oh, maybe I want to actually get into real, real acting? I guess so. Yeah. Because when you watch Tires, it's like you're being yourself so much. You're. It's obviously great. You seem natural, but it's like, oh, that's also shame.

[Taylor]

I think I was me again in this. In the Madden movie.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Will Compton]

I mean, Farley did it.

[Taylor]

We'll see.

[Will Compton]

Farley was him the whole time.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a. That's a great question too, because we got one here from Titty God 69 on X. When is he gonna go on his gay Oscar nominee arc and only play roles in intense dramas and take himself too seriously as an actor?

[Taylor]

You guys are asking the questions and I'm trying to ask answer not gay.

[Shane Gillis]

That's not from us.

[Taylor]

I know that's from Titty God 69, but I'm saying, like, you guys are asking me about the process. I don't know how to answer it.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, get under process evidence.

[Taylor]

Yeah, bro, the speech was so sick.

[Will Compton]

Immaculate.

[Taylor]

The speech was so sick, dude. How did that feel?

[Shane Gillis]

It felt good. I was fired up. I was fired up when I got done. The. How everybody's received it, people, coaches and people that have, like, reached out about it. It's. Yeah, it's cool.

[Taylor]

Fired me up. Yeah. I was laying in bed. I was just waking up. First thing I saw in the morning. I was like, I gotta get out of bed. Noon. This guy giving speeches, right? Look at that with the nd on. Dude, that should have been. Dude, I know, bro. Oh, you would have been a legend.

[Shane Gillis]

Me and Tayo

[Will Compton]

got the. You guys. You guys would have been nice little dynamic duo.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, you could have saved him. You could have.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, cuz, you know, comp would have been a guy. Be like, hey, you haven't seen her face.

[Taylor]

Face.

[Shane Gillis]

Busting balls with him, right? Trying to figure out pictures.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he thought she was real.

[Will Compton]

Look, I think Manta is awesome.

[Taylor]

I think he's a great guy and you know it.

[Will Compton]

Wait, is there an argument about whether or not. Is there like an innocent thing?

[Taylor]

Yeah, he's definitely innocent.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, like he got.

[Taylor]

Got fully tricked by a psycho.

[Will Compton]

I'm saying the same thing.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but he was doing the right thing. They were like, she's dying right now. Would you mind listening to her breathe while she dies? Yeah, what's he gonna be a. He's a nice guy. He fears God.

[Will Compton]

I gotta fall back. I gotta fall back here.

[Taylor]

He's not a scumbag, dude.

[Will Compton]

I never said he was.

[Taylor]

No, I'm saying a scumbag might go, I. I've never even seen your face. I'm trying to get some click. No, he goes, you're. You're a fellow Sister in Christ. I represent the island of Hawaii. Aloha.

[Will Compton]

He love you're so close saying if Will's in that locker room, eventually he's gonna be like, hey, so when she coming in? You said she was gonna come in last week.

[Shane Gillis]

She's not coming in.

[Will Compton]

Like, we'll probably could have got to the bottom of it. All I'm saying is Will Compton could have probably made sure this never happened. He was never a victim.

[Shane Gillis]

I love how the what could have been is just me saving his career.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, you could have saved Manta. He could be. He'd still be in the league right now.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but they wanted me as a fullback, bro.

[Will Compton]

You could have fired your way, man. Fullback you would have been.

[Shane Gillis]

I know, bro, but you're not trying to play full back.

[Will Compton]

I don't know if you're bigger, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

I'd have been nice at fullback. What are you talking about?

[Taylor]

That's crazy. Why are you saying, bro?

[Will Compton]

Taylor, ain't nobody want to be a fullback, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Nobody. Exactly. I didn't.

[Will Compton]

Maybe I'm up my head of like, how I know you now, because we both have talked about how we were in college, and that's a way different Will Compton. But putting your face in it like that every play downhill.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what I had to do as a linebacker,

[Will Compton]

you know?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but when you have to like. But fullback's only in for a few plays a game. And you got to remember, bro, I was all state on offense. I was nice.

[Will Compton]

All state wide receiver.

[Shane Gillis]

My first offer. Wake Forest as a receiver. You and Mike Campanero, Arkansas, late in the recruiting process was like, hey, we want to. Do you know who Peyton Hillis is? We'd love to. We'd love to look at you as the H back. Come on, man. Could I play fullback at Notre Dame?

[Will Compton]

All the things. All the things we're talking about and not a lot.

[Shane Gillis]

And then sprinting because Notre Dame at that time, that recruiting class, Darius Fleming, Puzzle's little brother, they had another cat too, from like Pos Nuski.

[Will Compton]

Like the Jaguars. Not.

[Shane Gillis]

Not Paul. It was his younger brother. But there was like three or four linebackers that were. That were already committed. And dude, I. I was trying to get the Notre Dame over for years. I went to an overnight. I told. I mean, they know the story. I went to an overnight camp. Camp my sophomore year, bro. Four day camp, man. Went to the rising senior camp. Charlie Weiss sitting in his golf club now.

[Taylor]

Didn't get an offer bomb. You have to be.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm just saying. I was trying to get. I mean, yeah, we. We know. I was trying to get the Notre Dame to Catholic school or Nebraska is awesome. Yeah. Husker. You cut me open. It's man, you cut the sack off. It's corn coming out like I'm a Husker for life.

[Taylor]

It's weird way.

[Shane Gillis]

It's the only way.

[Will Compton]

You should have seen him in Notre Dame though. There was no the guy, he loves ball. There was no Huskers.

[Shane Gillis]

There was Huskers.

[Will Compton]

There was no Husker.

[Taylor]

I mean, what a class.

[Will Compton]

Which is fair.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

That's the girl in high school you thought you could never get.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what I'm saying. Like the little kid in me like that, that, that just is what it is. But where I cut my teeth, like

[Will Compton]

no doubt out where I go to

[Shane Gillis]

die, like if you had to choose where to put my gravestone, what cemetery to go to, it'd be in Lincoln, Nebraska.

[Will Compton]

It'd be.

[Shane Gillis]

Put it in Memorial stadium.

[Will Compton]

On the 50, 51.

[Shane Gillis]

On the 51 yard there is new yard line. That's tough.

[Taylor]

He thought about that. When I die, they're gonna paint an extra line at the 40.

[Shane Gillis]

Could you imagine?

[Taylor]

That'd be. Yeah, that'd be bad.

[Shane Gillis]

That would be bad.

[Will Compton]

Something to think about.

[Shane Gillis]

Something to think about. Nebraska.

[Taylor]

How's Nebraska gonna do?

[Shane Gillis]

I think we're gonna surprise some people.

[Will Compton]

Come on.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm dead ass serious. Not. Not in a way where I'm sitting up here saying we're going to win a national title, but I think we're going to surprise some people.

[Taylor]

Does the Big Ten still run through Lincoln?

[Will Compton]

This is as good time as ever.

[Shane Gillis]

The evidence that we've created thus far, it doesn't run through Lincoln right now, but that can change this year. I hear you the coordinator coming in from San Diego stakes some of the transfers we got on defense. I think we will surprise some people and I love that we've been laying below the.

[Taylor]

What's the.

[Shane Gillis]

We've been under the radar. Yeah, we've been going below the radar. Not making a whole lot of noise.

[Taylor]

Certainly have been under the radar.

[Shane Gillis]

What I'm saying. Hey, Shane, look at me. Any off season who, like what's a team that wins the off season every year a Nebraska with the fan base, with the social media this social media that you haven't heard a lot about Nebraska because the boys are focused right now. Fando's got the over under and win total. I think it went from five and a half to six and a half. I'm just telling you now. I think we're going to surprise some People, I just don't know what that fully means yet.

[Taylor]

I like it.

[Will Compton]

Does it mean seven wins?

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, 100.

[Will Compton]

Pull it up. Zoom in a little bit, though, so I can see. So I can't see that.

[Shane Gillis]

Look, I'm telling you, I don't know how we're going to get them. I'm just saying I see it. We're going to surprise Ohio, bowling green

[Will Compton]

North 3, and now Michigan State.

[Shane Gillis]

We're going to be undefeated playing against Fitzgerald, I think. I don't know how we're going to get there. We're going to be. We're going to be undefeated coming into India. I'm just saying, you look at the schedule like that.

[Will Compton]

6.

[Shane Gillis]

We got a schedule now.

[Will Compton]

You got to say that back. That back half is a monster.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

But I'll tell you what. I think Michigan State's going to be kind of sneaky this year.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Ruckers. Washington's got to come to us.

[Taylor]

No, I'll with you. I think you guys. I think you win that. I like it, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

I like it.

[Will Compton]

What do you know about the Huskers? About the Huskies?

[Taylor]

Eight wins, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Taylor]

I see eight.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Me personally, I see eight. Let's. Let's take a look at that Wolverine schedule.

[Will Compton]

I'm not doing this with you because

[Taylor]

that's a tough one.

[Will Compton]

I'm just looking. All I'm doing is. Yeah, but you're looking. But I know that like, I know my boy's a little bit in the corner right now. And I'm not trying to.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm ready for the trying to.

[Will Compton]

I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to catch.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm ready for the first breath to come out of your mouth. That could feel condescending. And to me, I see it as a bullet.

[Will Compton]

I love how that's become. That is.

[Taylor]

I don't 100% what I'm trying to pull together.

[Will Compton]

Condescending has been used a little too much in the last hour.

[Taylor]

Little condescending a lot of the time.

[Will Compton]

Okay. 1-020-304-0506. 06.

[Shane Gillis]

6 and 0.

[Will Compton]

Going to Indiana.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, hey, hey. Don't sleep on Oklahoma.

[Will Compton]

Oh, bro, I'm not. I. I'm not. Ok. No, no, no, no.

[Taylor]

Especially early season Oklahoma. They always.

[Will Compton]

Early season Oklahoma. Who's the quarterback? John Mateer. He's a stud. Big fan of him.

[Taylor]

Back.

[Will Compton]

He's back. But you saw the end last year and dude, here's the thing.

[Shane Gillis]

But he likes.

[Taylor]

He like broke his finger until he broke his.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

When he came back, he broke his thumb.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, he broke his thumb. He wasn't the same. They lost that Dion kid.

[Taylor]

Of course he wasn't the same. He broke his thumb.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. They didn't have a run game. He. Listen, I'm not going to make this.

[Taylor]

I think Michigan's going to be good.

[Will Compton]

Good.

[Taylor]

They should be.

[Shane Gillis]

Whittingham will be nice.

[Taylor]

They should be good.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. I mean, I'm. I'm deep in the messenger boards right now, and there's a lot to be excited about when it comes to Michigan. A lot.

[Taylor]

Now you want to see a schedule?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Pull it. Pull up. Notre Dame, 12.

[Taylor]

Zero.

[Will Compton]

No question. The only. You're only.

[Taylor]

By the way, it's not our fault that Wisconsin, Michigan State, all these teams just suck now.

[Shane Gillis]

I think Michigan State is going to surprise some people.

[Will Compton]

I. I said that three minutes ago, though.

[Taylor]

Maybe they will. I. I hope so.

[Will Compton]

Is it Fitzpatrick? I think he's a great coach. You got a bad rap at Northwestern. Miami. That's. That's your usc.

[Taylor]

Usc. Dropping. That hurts. We needed us.

[Will Compton]

You guys needed usc.

[Taylor]

BYU is a fun game.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a good game.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Byu. That'll be funny. Miami will be great.

[Shane Gillis]

Catholics and Congress.

[Taylor]

We're bringing it back, dude.

[Will Compton]

We'll all be there.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that'll be. We all will be there.

[Will Compton]

Have to.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I'll tell you what, bro. We went to Miami the next day. The way these practice.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. It's 90s.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, intensity. Well, not saying Notre Dame doesn't.

[Will Compton]

Notre Dame was.

[Shane Gillis]

They weren't in a full practice.

[Will Compton]

Good coaching. They clearly had an objective at their practice. Miami, it was killer. Be killed.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

There was no time for you to take a breath at all. And like, you could see the freshmen were still like, I have no idea.

[Shane Gillis]

And the coaches are on 100 the whole time.

[Taylor]

I don't like to hear that.

[Will Compton]

It's intense, bro. But it's like they take all the distractions. They're like, let's put it into practice.

[Taylor]

They're gonna be cold. And they.

[Shane Gillis]

No doubt.

[Will Compton]

They don't know it's in Miami.

[Shane Gillis]

No, it's in Notre Dame, bro. It's in South Bend in November. You'll see. You'll see it in the vlog. You'll see it in the vlog. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Mario Cristobal, he's the man.

[Taylor]

That's cool. Yeah. That's good to hear.

[Will Compton]

I do like him, but I like. I feel like me saying he's the man takes away from Freeman because.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

I'm trying to Give a word of caution to a Notre Dame fan. Like, I see your schedule. You have a very favorable schedule. Miami, a little nerve wracking.

[Taylor]

That's a. That's a great game.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

But, you know, both squads got just a. That game just circles.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. What they like Notre Dame. Every time we broke it down, it was on two because they lost two games last year. That's my assumption.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I think that Something's right.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

TGI TGIs, you guys.

[Taylor]

Have you met Signetti?

[Shane Gillis]

No, bro. He seems like a beast.

[Taylor]

Seems like he might be the man. Yeah, he's like a. Yeah. Seems like that's kind of what you

[Will Compton]

want as a coach.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that's what I mean.

[Will Compton]

Like you. He walked. If he walked in here right now, we'd all sit up straight.

[Taylor]

Straight.

[Will Compton]

That's the. That's the clearest number one first sign as a head coach. When a guy walks in, he kind of just. Yeah, that's the number one move. If you don't have that as a coach, you're not going to make it. What you laughing about, bro?

[Shane Gillis]

If you don't have that characteristic as

[Will Compton]

a coach, that's the first characteristic. Commanding a room, commanding respect.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, I feel you. I'm just saying. That just sounds funny to me. You don't have that. You ain't making any command. He yelled for people to sit down. We thought he was talking to us. And we sat down

[Taylor]

very quiet. And then I'll start yelling and you're

[Shane Gillis]

like, sit the down. Yeah, I sat as fast as I've

[Taylor]

ever sat in my life.

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[Taylor]

Texas uniforms are Texas away. Texas ways might be the best.

[Will Compton]

And their homes, they just that burnt orange to me, I think just goes so hard.

[Shane Gillis]

I will say, and I might be the only one.

[Taylor]

1.

[Shane Gillis]

I was disappointed seeing you rock Texas gear in the bud light.

[Will Compton]

Hey, I feel the same way.

[Shane Gillis]

And I tried telling him about it. He immediately. I mean, he big boyed me. I was like, that money?

[Taylor]

No, it had nothing to do with money.

[Shane Gillis]

Life's different now.

[Will Compton]

Patterns keep coming.

[Taylor]

No, no, no. That.

[Will Compton]

Look at you here.

[Taylor]

That's acting, guys. Christoph Waltz played a Nazis. What are we talking. This is acting. This is high level.

[Will Compton]

That's high level.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

That's Shane Gillis, though.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, you're playing yourself. No, Christoph Waltz.

[Taylor]

I'm playing a Nazi. You can't tell in the commercial, but that's Kristoff Waltz.

[Will Compton]

Dude.

[Shane Gillis]

How's Tommy doing, bro?

[Taylor]

Tommy's great. He's great. He's down in Austin.

[Shane Gillis]

He's.

[Taylor]

He's having a good time. But, yeah, that. When we filmed that. We filmed that at the soccer stadium in Austin. It was, like, raining in 150 degrees. That. That sucked. That commercial sucked dick.

[Shane Gillis]

And they're like. They're like, put this Texas polo on.

[Taylor]

You're like, I was all right. I was all right with it.

[Will Compton]

You didn't say a word about it, huh?

[Taylor]

No, it was. Well, you had to do bud light schools. I did an LSU one, too, that no one ever saw.

[Will Compton]

The safari one.

[Taylor]

Yeah, Saw that. Yeah, Did.

[Shane Gillis]

You're everywhere, bro.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

For a guy who commercials for a

[Will Compton]

guy who hates media.

[Taylor]

I'm just.

[Will Compton]

For a guy who hates media. We see you quite a bit, bro.

[Shane Gillis]

The. The roast coming up. Tires, Bud light commercials.

[Will Compton]

Madden movie.

[Shane Gillis]

Madden movie. It's like, I. If I think of people, it's like, my media is you, MacFee and Jason Kelsey.

[Will Compton]

See

[Taylor]

those. Those are great guys.

[Shane Gillis]

Those are great guys.

[Taylor]

You guys are pieces of.

[Shane Gillis]

Look. That's a league company.

[Taylor]

I try. I try hard not to be overexposed. That's what I'll say. I say no to a lot of stuff.

[Will Compton]

Do you?

[Taylor]

Do you mostly.

[Shane Gillis]

Come on. You're on bus with boys right now.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I thought that's out of. Out of the. Dude. I love you guys. I didn't want to do it. I flew in a day early to make sure I got to do this.

[Will Compton]

Hey, how was it hanging out with Peyton?

[Taylor]

Peyton's awesome.

[Will Compton]

Peyton's the man.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Doing that commercial.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he's awesome.

[Will Compton]

It's kind of crazy. I was kind of hoping we get a call for that just to kind of be back. Background guys, I think.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I don't see why not. It'd be funny. It'd be really funny if you guys were background actors in any of that.

[Will Compton]

The super bowl commercial was elite.

[Taylor]

The super bowl commercial. I think they cut off the first part of it. That kind of explained what it was.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I could be wrong. Maybe I looked up at the wrong time. It just looked up, and I. It looked like people falling down a hill. I think when they aired it, they didn't show the beginning that we were at a wedding and a keg rolled down a hill. I could be wrong. I think they showed the wedding on tv. Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

All right.

[Taylor]

Because I looked up, and it was just people falling, and I was like, thing doesn't make any sense. It's embarrassing.

[Will Compton]

So what else?

[Shane Gillis]

Just get a background roll where I can just be P's about.

[Taylor]

Yeah, be awesome.

[Will Compton]

You and me just talking, and you're just flexing as the camera's panning by.

[Taylor]

We. That'd be fun.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Who are those two gay guys? You guys kiss? That's just acting. It's acting.

[Will Compton]

It's just acting.

[Taylor]

It's just acting.

[Will Compton]

You kiss me for. In a movie? Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

For the right amount.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, absolutely. Because it's acting.

[Taylor]

There is a right amount.

[Will Compton]

What's your number?

[Taylor]

To make out the guy on camera.

[Will Compton]

If they're doing a remake of Brokeback Mountain and they're like, shane, we want you to be one of the leads here.

[Taylor]

It would have to be the end of me making money, I think. Hold on a second,

[Will Compton]

Laura, do.

[Taylor]

To have to make out with a guy on camera broke. That's crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

What about if it was just one scene and you weren't, like, the lead in a. In a. In a.

[Taylor]

It was just one scene. Just in. Hey, that's the crazy. You'd rather be the lead just to be an extra.

[Shane Gillis]

But if you're. If you're gay, it's just one Seeing

[Will Compton]

some cowboy walks into a bar and Shane is smacking down some dude as it pays, like, all right, Shane, let me do one more.

[Shane Gillis]

That'd be funnier than having a full, intense, immersive role of being a gay sh.

[Will Compton]

Just making out.

[Shane Gillis]

Leans up.

[Taylor]

Yeah, dude. He's got. He's got a point, though. Though it would be kind of easier.

[Will Compton]

How much?

[Taylor]

I. I can't tell.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, for the dogs that are tuned in right now, like, what would be your number? It would be.

[Taylor]

It would be preposterous.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay, what's preposterous?

[Taylor]

I have no idea. What would it be for you to

[Shane Gillis]

make out with the dude?

[Taylor]

Make out with a dude on camera?

[Will Compton]

Don't. He's. He just. Shut up.

[Taylor]

Shut up. Stay out of this.

[Will Compton]

He just put it on you. We'll bid it right there. For me to make with a gun.

[Taylor]

I mean, now, think about your. Your kids are going to see this. Your mom, your family is going to see this.

[Will Compton]

That was going to be a part. Question of mine, does the price matter? With your father

[Taylor]

being alive, that might kill him before national title. I see what you're doing over there. Knock it off, dude. What are you generating?

[Shane Gillis]

Goddamn. What are you generating?

[Taylor]

Generating me kissing a guy?

[Will Compton]

Can't be doing that.

[Taylor]

Yeah, everyone's afraid of AI taking over. It's literally just guys making guys kisses.

[Will Compton]

What's this? Oh, here we go. He was hot.

[Taylor]

That's really good.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

All right, never mind. I'll do that for 40 grand.

[Will Compton]

That's nothing. A pack's nothing.

[Taylor]

I had to. I don't want to give anything away, but I had to kiss a lady in tires this year. Oh, that is extremely uncomfortable. And that was a pretty lady. Can we know a guy would be.

[Shane Gillis]

Now, am I going too far by saying, is this a love interest in the show?

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay.

[Taylor]

But it's also still, like, a fallback. That was. I was so uncomfortable.

[Shane Gillis]

So is this Shane growing up into the man he's supposed to be for his dad dead?

[Taylor]

We'll see.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

But it's. Doing a kissing scene is really, really embarrassing and uncomfortable.

[Shane Gillis]

Now with this pretty gal. Is there some rapport going on?

[Taylor]

No.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, oh, wow. Yeah. That would be terrible. I'd be terrified.

[Taylor]

None.

[Will Compton]

Strictly professional. Is that what we're talking about? Like, off camera?

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Like saying basically the scene just is there and then they're supposed to kiss. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

I feel like it'd be most comfortable if you had, like, an opportunity to, like, hang out out, tell a joke.

[Shane Gillis]

You'd handle.

[Will Compton]

Get to know each other a little bit.

[Taylor]

No, I don't. I don't think.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, bro.

[Will Compton]

What do you mean? What does that mean?

[Taylor]

You're good on camera and you're a very handsome.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, that's all.

[Taylor]

I feel bad that a girl has to kiss me. I'm. I'm like. She probably is like, this is. This is crazy. I'm doing.

[Will Compton]

How much am I getting paid?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

No, dude, you're shame.

[Taylor]

That's how I felt. It makes you feel bad, I bet.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Coming from that lens. Absolutely. But you're also.

[Taylor]

You do a lot of takes.

[Will Compton]

How many takes you have to do?

[Taylor]

Man, I wish we didn't have to keep doing this. And then she goes, is kissing me so bad. And you go, it's not that. It's because I don't like myself.

[Will Compton]

Is there any conversation between takes?

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's literally normal. And then after you get used to it, it's fine. But leading it, I was like. It was like game day. Like, couldn't sleep the night before going in there.

[Will Compton]

Wake up.

[Shane Gillis]

Hell yeah.

[Taylor]

Listen to music.

[Will Compton]

Play some Rob Zombie as you're driving over. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.

[Taylor]

Then you get there like, hey, how are you? That's how I wanted to go at all. Yeah. I've never had to do that. That was uncomfortable.

[Will Compton]

So what would your number be?

[Taylor]

To kiss a guy on camera?

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

$150 million, maybe more.

[Will Compton]

What about what we just. Would Sher just generated for you?

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, man. You do it for 100 million.

[Will Compton]

He'd do it for 50.

[Shane Gillis]

You do it for 50. Might you do it for 10 million?

[Taylor]

Plan no.

[Will Compton]

Yes. You.

[Taylor]

I wouldn't go to Saudi Arabia for that, bro.

[Will Compton]

You want to get on a plane to Saudi Arabia?

[Shane Gillis]

Have you been offered by the Saudis?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

To kiss a guy.

[Shane Gillis]

How much?

[Taylor]

I'm not telling you how much.

[Will Compton]

For what?

[Taylor]

For the Saudi Arabia festival.

[Shane Gillis]

They wanted you to go do stand up.

[Taylor]

Yeah. I don't know why I'm telling you guys all this. Yeah, but this is on camera.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, but no one watches.

[Taylor]

Really.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

No, you guys are doing good. You got walls.

[Shane Gillis]

How many times. How about this? How about this? How many times did they go up before they realize, oh, he's not.

[Taylor]

They went up once and I said, please stop, because they were right there for me, going, yes, I'll do it. I don't care about anything you guys did.

[Will Compton]

I missed that. I was trying to read Shrimp's thing,

[Taylor]

trying to figure out what SA means go to Arabia. Oh, would you rather go to Saudi Arabia or kiss a guy? I would.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a good question.

[Taylor]

Just trying to make me say homophobic. What are you Islamophobic or homophobic? Which one? I would be. Well, that's a good question. I never really thought of it that way. What are we talking about? What's this flight? Are we talking direct?

[Will Compton]

Direct commercial.

[Taylor]

Direct commercial. How long do I have to stay? What kind of kiss to keep me? 72 hours.

[Will Compton]

72 hour flight.

[Taylor]

That's a good question.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

72 hour. Let's get into. The guy is less than 10 seconds, more than five with tongue.

[Taylor]

I'm going to Saudi. Ray Taylor.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, how about this? How about this, pj Direct there. You're only there for the time that you're allotted. They fly you right back. Or you just have to make out with the. With the.

[Taylor]

With one of you guys?

[Shane Gillis]

No, no, no, no.

[Taylor]

Is this busting with the boys?

[Will Compton]

Busting in the boys?

[Shane Gillis]

Let's say. Let's say like a Navy seal, like

[Taylor]

a. Oh, like it matters. It's a hawkeye that's served.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

American made.

[Taylor]

An American made hero. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gosh, that's a good question.

[Taylor]

That's a great question. I think I. I think, man. Because I would hate. Hate traveling like that. But you gotta.

[Shane Gillis]

You gotta kiss an American hero.

[Taylor]

I would kiss the American hero and then go to Saudi Arabia. I'd kiss him there. How much beat up. Me and him would have to fight our way out. Yeah, I might kiss him there. Extract mission.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

Hold on. Can you guys do me a favor, because I. Look, somebody sent me this when I was on my way here. Did they. They released the. The pilot that was in that. That we had that rescue mission for.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

Because could be wrong.

[Will Compton]

I think it was we talking about in Iran.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. They saved them.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I know, but I think they released the. The. An image of the pilot. Maybe that was a joke somebody sent me.

[Will Compton]

What did you think you saw?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. I love this though.

[Will Compton]

I love the Would you rather type of things.

[Shane Gillis]

I feel like we're just kind of back in middle school.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

You know what I mean?

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Like, hey, would you ever ask him do bad in the scene so you could kiss the cute girl again?

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Ask him the. The. Would you rather that we'd always ask people in the Titans facility?

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, would you rather.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Are you scared of it?

[Shane Gillis]

It's just kind of too much.

[Taylor]

Well, we can.

[Will Compton]

That's okay. That's okay. I thought we were growing out. I thought we were growing out.

[Shane Gillis]

Would you rather suck a dick or take in the ass?

[Will Compton]

No, that's not okay. That's a good one, though.

[Shane Gillis]

What was the one you were talking about?

[Will Compton]

The mom or dad one?

[Taylor]

Oh, is it with like their brains switched?

[Will Compton]

No.

[Taylor]

You ever do that one?

[Will Compton]

No, it's rather. Would you rather your mom and everyone knows or your dad and no one knows?

[Taylor]

You got to your dad, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

I think so too.

[Taylor]

You got to do it. I mean, mom's also just as horrific. Horrific.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

For sure.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Is the argument there that it feels better?

[Will Compton]

Well, I think it's just. I think it's the gay straight thing at that point.

[Taylor]

You've crossed such a line.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't think there's an ever getting

[Taylor]

straight at that point. You're just.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. You're just got a dash of a bunch of stuff going on now.

[Taylor]

The one question was, would you rather your girlfriend or your wife and your mom?

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

They Freaky Friday. Their brains. Which one are you? If you had. Obviously you had. Have to. You don't have. You know, you're not like, which one am I now?

[Shane Gillis]

No. My answer was always, so my mom's

[Taylor]

brain is in your mom's brain is in your wife or your wife's brain?

[Shane Gillis]

My mom in my wife's body would have to get it.

[Taylor]

Really.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

You had to say like that. I think the other way.

[Will Compton]

I think so too.

[Taylor]

Because you can talk to.

[Will Compton]

One way is trauma towards your mom and the other way is just trauma towards you. So it's like, what kind of trauma are you trying to take.

[Taylor]

Yeah, you don't want to do that to your mom.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but you are doing it if you're not. But you're doing it to yourself.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, but it's like fall on the sword, jump. Who's gonna jump with the grenade?

[Taylor]

You can close your eyes, right?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but.

[Will Compton]

But then your mom.

[Shane Gillis]

Come on, man.

[Taylor]

Jesus Christ.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, what do we do?

[Will Compton]

This is the game we play on bus with the boy.

[Taylor]

Why? Yeah, but if it's your wife with your mom's. But your mom is. I think if it's her brain, she's feeling it.

[Will Compton]

Oh, for sure.

[Taylor]

Your mom's. You can't have that.

[Shane Gillis]

No, but it's your girl's. It's your girl's body, Right?

[Will Compton]

But your mom is.

[Taylor]

Yeah, but your mom is sitting there going, you're doing a great job, Will. Your mom's going, oh, geez.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah. I still stand.

[Will Compton]

That's fine.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

There's no good answer.

[Will Compton]

Completely. Move on from this. I don't know where to go next,

[Shane Gillis]

but it's a good sound.

[Will Compton]

It's great.

[Taylor]

Is it? I can't tell. I said too much. I'm gonna ask to get rid of some stuff.

[Will Compton]

Don't.

[Shane Gillis]

Don't do that, bro.

[Taylor]

Scrap it.

[Will Compton]

Can I.

[Shane Gillis]

Okay, here we go. We got one from Drunkle. Randy, what would you name your Kentucky Derby horse?

[Taylor]

I don't know. What would you name it? I don't know. Husker, Bopalini, Oscar, Bovalini. Those are good names. Holtz is a good name. Holtz is a good horse name.

[Will Compton]

Holtz.

[Shane Gillis]

Are you talking like. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

Good name.

[Shane Gillis]

I was thinking.

[Will Compton]

Tori, we're all just gonna do our call.

[Taylor]

Shem Beckler's a great horse.

[Will Compton]

That's good. Nice. That's a good horse name.

[Taylor]

Harbaugh.

[Shane Gillis]

I kind of like Jim has Shem Beckler. That gets some push back.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, Shem Beckler.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Is he the one with the statue?

[Will Compton]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

He's a racist.

[Will Compton]

I think.

[Shane Gillis]

You think this.

[Will Compton]

The eighties.

[Taylor]

The eighties.

[Will Compton]

We'll scrap that.

[Taylor]

Scrap it. We can't scrap. Scrap it. Scrap it. What else is going on, fellas? Scrap it.

[Will Compton]

Dude, you can't scrap a sing.

[Taylor]

I don't think I will, but.

[Will Compton]

But after a guy that essentially was canceled has come back from the.

[Taylor]

I just don't. I feel. You feel gay name dropping. You know, Cage. Cage. Me and Cage. Not a big deal.

[Shane Gillis]

See? You feel gay. Hey, here we go. Stephen Schultz, 51. How much do you donate to Notre Dame's Nil fund?

[Taylor]

Just. Just it's in spirit, dude. It's the spirit of Notre Dame. Yeah, yeah. In spirit.

[Will Compton]

Give it prayers.

[Taylor]

How much?

[Shane Gillis]

Donate? What influence?

[Taylor]

All right, we're gonna make a donation.

[Will Compton]

We are not

[Shane Gillis]

just ask.

[Taylor]

I have not donated.

[Will Compton]

Do you feel like you should donate to Notre Dame?

[Taylor]

I, it's, we talked about it. L, I, it's 50. 50. Because anytime I go to donate, I'm just like, I should give this to somebody that I'm friends with or my family.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And then like we were saying, I would like to see Notre Dame win a title before my father passes on to the next realm. And that would be worth a million dollars.

[Will Compton]

But why does it have to be a million dollars?

[Taylor]

True.

[Will Compton]

Like we've donated to Michigan.

[Taylor]

Really?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

50,000.

[Taylor]

I could do that.

[Will Compton]

Right? And you've donated now it's like.

[Shane Gillis]

But 50 grand doesn't make an impact like that.

[Will Compton]

I'm sorry. You get enough of those,

[Shane Gillis]

you're crushing my problem. Like you say, I was in a spot where I could donate a million dollars to Nebraska. It's almost like I want full control over which where this money.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. You want to buy, you want to buy your player.

[Shane Gillis]

I want to go and get it off the ball. Inside backer. I want that. I want to know that that kid is going to be there longer than.

[Taylor]

We better go to class.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Will Compton]

He's got a multi year contract is what you're saying. That is the hard.

[Shane Gillis]

I would need to know. Yeah. That he's going to be there for real.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Because if not, think about it. You don't win an Addie. He dips.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I got Portal after that season. What the.

[Taylor]

I got quoted as saying I'm giving them a million dollars because it was.

[Will Compton]

That's where the money comes from.

[Taylor]

It was after Notre Dame lost to Ohio State and you're like a national title.

[Will Compton]

I think you literally said that to me.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I was, I was, I was drunk in the box, looking down, going, never again. Never. You know, there's confetti going on. I was on the phone with people

[Will Compton]

like, give him a minute.

[Taylor]

Million.

[Shane Gillis]

Send them a million dollars.

[Taylor]

They're like, dude, you can't give that away. You need that money. You don't have a million dollars to throw away. It's not throwing her away. My father. Pathetic.

[Will Compton]

Do 100. That's nice. That's juicy. That's a juicy amount.

[Shane Gillis]

Let's do it next week.

[Will Compton]

A guy who's a fan.

[Taylor]

What I would like. What I would like to do is maybe November 6th or 5th. 5th before the Miami game. Do a show somewhere in South Bend. Just give the proceeds to that go to no Names Nil. If you're allowed to do that, we'll

[Will Compton]

do a live show for you.

[Taylor]

You're gonna donate that to Michigan scum. And I would never allow that, but I would love to. I would love to do that.

[Will Compton]

We'll do a live show.

[Taylor]

That'd be fun.

[Shane Gillis]

Is that what you're thinking?

[Taylor]

That last live show, you guys, was a real doozy.

[Will Compton]

That was insane.

[Taylor]

That was hell.

[Will Compton]

That was the toughest 15 minutes I've ever had to deal with my life.

[Taylor]

That was pretty fun.

[Will Compton]

You just started feeling.

[Shane Gillis]

Because you just. You knew everything going on in the room.

[Will Compton]

We started tripping. We started tripping the guy right in front of us.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it wasn't that good. There was other people just, like, eating.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

Like, what the is this?

[Will Compton]

We started making fun of a guy in a cowboy hat. Turns out that's one of the Bud Light guys.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah. That was a nice head. He's like, hey, guys. Great, great.

[Will Compton]

Sorry about that. That's a great hat.

[Taylor]

The also, they. They keep trying to get me to go to the Texas State Fair for the.

[Shane Gillis]

It's a great time, dude.

[Will Compton]

It's awesome.

[Taylor]

That seems like hell to me. No, it's 150 degrees. I'm sure it's the best state fair, but it's just 100 degrees in your parking lot.

[Will Compton]

I mean, we haven't been to every state fair, but.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, he was there last year.

[Taylor]

I was there there.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

I didn't go.

[Shane Gillis]

That was the. That was the live show.

[Taylor]

He was with us.

[Will Compton]

He was with us.

[Shane Gillis]

That's what we parted. Yeah, that's when we parted ways.

[Will Compton]

Two CTE episodes.

[Taylor]

What's that?

[Will Compton]

That's two CTE episodes for both of us.

[Taylor]

I didn't go to the fair, though.

[Shane Gillis]

That's where we parted ways. We got on the golf carts. They started to show for them everywhere. We're like, oh, we're this way. He strapped up.

[Will Compton]

You guys had no.

[Taylor]

40 guys.

[Will Compton]

You had to sit in the box.

[Taylor]

You guys roll 40 deep.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, you had a crew.

[Taylor]

Literally.

[Will Compton]

Dude, you literally had a bus drive you. What are you talking about?

[Taylor]

I didn't have a bus.

[Will Compton]

You got the van.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. You did?

[Will Compton]

Yeah. You had a giant sprinter van, bro. You.

[Shane Gillis]

You're riding high right now.

[Taylor]

I don't know if. I don't think I.

[Will Compton]

The problem is he can't see the ground anymore. So that's the issue. You guys man, you're cruising at such a high altitude.

[Shane Gillis]

The few photos he posts on Instagram. I back. Damn Shane living that life, bro.

[Taylor]

I know.

[Shane Gillis]

He's the king. He's the king.

[Will Compton]

You know we should do for this podcast, we should just leak some of the group chat and just how we get to show how much Shane's living high

[Shane Gillis]

because you.

[Taylor]

I knew I for real knew this was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake. I'm not coming down here anymore.

[Will Compton]

Here's a good one, dude.

[Taylor]

This is a good one.

[Will Compton]

This, this good one right here. Good question by Mitch Carson Presley.

[Shane Gillis]

Take us back to the Taco Bell. Drive through. When Caleb Presley took your seat in the car, what was going through your head?

[Taylor]

I was genuinely about to grab him and rip him out of the car. I was looking at where to grab. I was going to grab this part of his pants and his shoulder and just pull it.

[Shane Gillis]

There's no question. When I was sitting in the the

[Taylor]

middle, obviously I was joking and it was funny, but I was gonna rip him out of the seat.

[Shane Gillis]

I could see it in your Caleb.

[Taylor]

I think Caleb would. That'd be a good fight. He's kind of a scrappy fell.

[Will Compton]

He's for sure scrappy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

I might get my ass beat there.

[Will Compton]

I think that was at the end of us, the four of us.

[Taylor]

That was the end of the squad. I haven't heard from Caleb since.

[Will Compton]

That weekend was so much fun. And then, and then Notre Dame lost.

[Taylor]

Oh sh.

[Will Compton]

No, I'm not saying it like that.

[Taylor]

I'm saying exactly what.

[Will Compton]

How then it just kind of really plummeted to the ground from there.

[Taylor]

I mean that's crazy though. After your team loses, you're drunk, you go out the piss, you're just having fun. I thought we were having a nice time.

[Will Compton]

We were having fun.

[Shane Gillis]

Like we got out cuz the intentionally

[Taylor]

takes your seat up front.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

That's wild. He was a problem. He was a real problem. No, in our squad when it was the four of us, he was definitely.

[Will Compton]

He was definitely the instigator of the group.

[Taylor]

And that's the last thing we need is another instigator.

[Will Compton]

We need to bring. We need to bring him to the Miami game.

[Taylor]

I don't think I want him around. I did text him to see if he was in Nashville. He didn't reply.

[Shane Gillis]

I don't know where he is.

[Will Compton]

I think he's in Florida.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, right. I know he's got that home base there, but dude, you could because we got out to Go take a picture. We went behind that wall because the line was taking forever. We get back, Caleb's in the front seat. And you can just tell sitting there, feeling the conversation back and forth. It's like, yo, Caleb's really trying to push him to the edge. And you saw it in Shane's eyes. Yeah, he was getting to the edge for real.

[Will Compton]

And he was doing a good job of like making a joke. Like, you hear the laughter in the back because I was.

[Taylor]

I was legit wheezing when you guys were last. Dude. There was that moment that helped.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I was genuinely like, I know I'm gonna have to fight.

[Shane Gillis]

You're like, I'm ready to die.

[Taylor]

Yeah. But then you guys were laughing, so I was like, all right, this is funny. This is funny.

[Will Compton]

On that, on that car ride back, you. Something was said where I laughed. Top five hardest laughs of my life. And you grab me by the back of the head, you go, that's why I do this.

[Taylor]

That's just staring in the eyes. The least true thing I've ever did.

[Will Compton]

That's 100% fact. I was dying sitting in the middle seat. And he's like, that's why we do this.

[Taylor]

I was sitting up front.

[Shane Gillis]

False.

[Will Compton]

False.

[Taylor]

As you can see by the footage. I was sitting up front.

[Will Compton]

I was sitting. I was sitting back, middle. You think I filmed on my.

[Taylor]

The whole way back and grabbed the back of your head and said, this is how I do this.

[Will Compton]

This is why we do this

[Taylor]

now. This is why we do this. I might have said that.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Taylor]

I thought you were saying, like, this is why I do this.

[Will Compton]

No, it was like a good moment. Cuz I was legitimately.

[Taylor]

Well, that's nice. I hope that that happened.

[Will Compton]

Look at you with the walls up right now.

[Taylor]

How could that not be? You guys attack non stop. Not you, Will. You're a sweetheart.

[Will Compton]

We've already had the car. I. I don't attack. We're just having fun.

[Taylor]

You just made up a story about me being.

[Will Compton]

That wasn't a made up story. Just a lie detector test out.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that thing's real.

[Will Compton]

You also kept turning the heat up

[Taylor]

that whole car ride.

[Shane Gillis]

Taylor was doing that, bro. And he played dumb the whole time. Whole time.

[Taylor]

It's very funny.

[Will Compton]

That's funny.

[Taylor]

It's very funny.

[Will Compton]

It's funny now. Not funny then, but yeah, you guys, we had a great time.

[Taylor]

I've been to three Ohio State, Notre Dame games. Obviously Notre Dame lost all three. The national title is, oddly enough, the best one I've handled. First, no Name at Ohio State with the loss was. What's it? I'm already up there. You guys already got me. I'm already on YouTube right now, you guys.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, the boys.

[Taylor]

I mean, our boys.

[Will Compton]

Get it done, man. That's what they're paid.

[Taylor]

A little. How about a little like. What do you think? Do you want to post this or. It's just posting. You guys are the paps. Dude. This is tmz. Irl. You guys, really.

[Will Compton]

Hey, tell me you're not having a little bit of fun right now.

[Taylor]

I. I am having fun right now. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

How about the. Remember how nervous I was to deliver the Rocky Balboa?

[Taylor]

Oh, that was great.

[Will Compton]

Hey, hold on.

[Taylor]

That was so nice. You were nervous. That was so nice.

[Shane Gillis]

You started to do it, James.

[Will Compton]

Like, do it and then you do it again.

[Taylor]

You.

[Will Compton]

You were nervous, but you went back to that room pretty fast. Like you were already. You want me to do it and you just kind of want me to

[Shane Gillis]

do it for real.

[Taylor]

I was like, that was awesome.

[Will Compton]

Hell yeah.

[Taylor]

I actually tried to find that house for the. For the no Name Miami game. We looked at it last night to try to get it for us. It's. I don't think it's available. I did find another one. That's sick.

[Will Compton]

Is it?

[Taylor]

It's closer.

[Will Compton]

Because that was like 20 minutes away.

[Taylor]

It was far. We can get a closer one.

[Will Compton]

We should see if Marcus Freeman let

[Taylor]

us stay at his house before the game. I'll be like his sleeper houses. Coach, we really need this.

[Shane Gillis]

He'll probably be at the team hotel.

[Will Compton]

Probably. There'll be room.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

With like six games.

[Shane Gillis]

Time out now.

[Will Compton]

One of them's at Cornell.

[Shane Gillis]

Are we saying we're locked in?

[Will Compton]

In.

[Taylor]

I'm locked in.

[Will Compton]

We're locked.

[Taylor]

I'm locked in. I promise.

[Will Compton]

TCG on two.

[Taylor]

What's that?

[Shane Gillis]

Tgs.

[Will Compton]

TGS on two. One. Two.

[Shane Gillis]

Tgs. That's what Notre Dame says.

[Taylor]

He's in. Dude. It's so sick.

[Will Compton]

Yes.

[Taylor]

Oh, man. Wait till you. We're gonna see the golden dome. Dude. They're gonna play the trumpets in there. They're gonna play the fight song the night before.

[Will Compton]

Hey. The walkout is insane.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Shane Gillis]

The lock their game day locker room.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, the. But the music they were playing. They don't do that for the game. But it was. It legit. Felt like Hogwarts in there. Like one of the comments in Hogwarts.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

It was the most unique locker room I've ever been in my life.

[Shane Gillis]

And who's the dude, who's the player that was showing us around? Don. A Don.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, he's nasty.

[Taylor]

Safety.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, they didn't do a great. How he came back.

[Taylor]

Oh, good, you got him. Him criticizing me right away. Come on, you guys already posted it. We're having fun right away. Watch. Let's get some audio on this. Fell.

[Shane Gillis]

We don't have that yet.

[Taylor]

All right, that's me saying we just met. This is the first time we're talking, and he already said something nasty.

[Will Compton]

But we've already.

[Taylor]

Oh, wait, did you finish the rest of that? Did you keep that whole thing?

[Shane Gillis]

Look, look, people already. Dogs gather around.

[Taylor]

Yeah, well, the end of that. I said something nasty. I hope you guys didn't post that. We'll see.

[Will Compton]

But you said that's. That was our first interaction in that clip. But that wasn't our first interaction.

[Shane Gillis]

Well, handling the team.

[Taylor]

I just got there. We. We.

[Will Compton]

That was the hat. I gave you the belt. We already went through all that in the podcast.

[Taylor]

I know, but I'm saying this is right when I get there. This is within probably five minutes of me or Robbie. You're taking shots.

[Will Compton]

You already got a workout in. Refuse to play four square, which is crazy.

[Taylor]

I don't think that's crazy.

[Shane Gillis]

Just a. I don't know why you didn't play four square.

[Will Compton]

Well, let me ask you a question. What is. Shane's gets shot at us all the time.

[Shane Gillis]

You guys are big time. Yeah. You guys are too cool. I used to love us.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I want to hang out, not just do a podcast. So when he gets here, it's like, oh, dude, we got the bench press going. Let's get a little four square in.

[Shane Gillis]

You only hit me up when you need something, right?

[Taylor]

You and I both know that's not a hang. We all know that's not a hang.

[Will Compton]

What's not a hang?

[Shane Gillis]

We hang on content creating.

[Taylor]

We're making.

[Will Compton]

We turn the cameras off.

[Shane Gillis]

Come out. We said we turn them off all. We shut them down. We just get a little game of four square.

[Taylor]

Why am I seeing this? It's already on the goddamn Internet.

[Shane Gillis]

Look, that has nothing to do with me and Taylor.

[Will Compton]

Right?

[Taylor]

To me, not we.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, we'll. We'll take care of it in the team meeting.

[Will Compton]

A lot of me not we.

[Taylor]

Got a lot of me not we.

[Will Compton]

That is awesome. Dylan Stewart.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah. Shout out.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, I got a. I got a

[Will Compton]

fun question for you.

[Shane Gillis]

I prepared.

[Taylor]

Did that say fun question? Can I say the heading? Did that say fun fan?

[Shane Gillis]

Fan question?

[Taylor]

I said fun questions and I was like, man, you might be dumb as. I got some fun questions. Fun Q.

[Shane Gillis]

Number one, can you walk us through how World War II would have played out if Hitler didn't halt his p. His panzer divisions? That done, Kirk.

[Taylor]

I mean, you guys are nuts. You want to talk about. They probably would have. Yeah, they would have got rid of Europe or the. The west and then focused entirely on the Soviets. Yeah, we probably would have chilled.

[Will Compton]

We would have gotten that. We wouldn't have got the alt at that point.

[Taylor]

We might have been, like, it's too late.

[Will Compton]

Can you give me a breakdown of.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he just had all the. Like, hundreds of thousands of British soldiers in, like, Belgium. I think Dunkirk's in northern France. Belgium. Like, they were right across the channel, and they were surrounded, and they kind of hesitated. The Germans hesitated, and they all escaped back to England. But they could have crushed England's army. So if they were just going, they could have gotten captured those prisoners and said, now we're gonna. Now let's discuss a peace treaty. And instead, they got out, said they flinched. Yeah.

[Will Compton]

The moment came when they flinched.

[Taylor]

They did flinch. Then the Soviets just threw people at them. Soviets went wild.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Soviets went nutty.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Soviets went dumb on Adolf.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, I got a bonus cue. How does the Civil War play out if the south wins at Gettysburg?

[Will Compton]

Work.

[Taylor]

That's a big if, Dude. Those are never winning on our soil. They would never win on our soil. It's impossible.

[Will Compton]

Why is it impossible?

[Shane Gillis]

It's just.

[Taylor]

They're not. It threw off. All of a sudden. They were an invading army. It kind of.

[Will Compton]

Is it raining like crazy? Yeah, it's a bad storm going on.

[Taylor]

If you bring up Hitler. Dude. No. Dude, all of a sudden, they became an invading army. They were. Now they were encroaching, and it kind of changed the morale of the south, too, where they were, like, now we're the bad guys. We're invading. I thought we were just defending our. Our state. You know what I mean? Kind of. Them up also. They were. They were shot by then, dude. They couldn't. Couldn't get it done.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, they were washed.

[Taylor]

Yeah. None of you guys are Southern, huh?

[Will Compton]

From South Carolina, man.

[Taylor]

Oh, the first. You guys started it. The first date, came down, gave y' all what for. You guys started.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, but my parents are from New York, though.

[Taylor]

Oh, you're Yankee.

[Will Compton]

What got you into history?

[Taylor]

My mom taught history, and then I grew up right next to Gettysburg, so I'll go there a lot. Sick. Still go. Still go.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, still go.

[Taylor]

Anytime. I'm Sad. I'm like, I'm. I gotta go. I gotta clear my head. I just walk for real.

[Will Compton]

That's what that trail goes to.

[Taylor]

I literally walk around Gettysburg like, damn sick, dude. She was a. Anyway,

[Will Compton]

what. What's the deal with you and Thompson? Segura, man.

[Taylor]

We're good. Are y'.

[Will Compton]

All.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we're good.

[Shane Gillis]

He doesn't legitimately think he could. He'd win the majority of reps, right?

[Will Compton]

He legitimately thinks he could beat you in a one on one pass rush.

[Taylor]

Yes. Which is fine. He might. I mean, I've done it in a while. Haven't done a while. I don't think he's ever done it. So I don't know where he's.

[Will Compton]

That's the thing. You have muscle memory.

[Taylor]

It's one of those guys. It's.

[Will Compton]

That's just what happens if we trained for a week.

[Taylor]

Guys who don't play sports, they always say, I could do this again. No, you couldn't.

[Will Compton]

Is this. Is this the one he gets hurt on? I don't want to see this.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Will Compton]

I don't want to watch that. That.

[Shane Gillis]

Come on, Sher.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, that's. I don't want to see him get hurt. And I just. I just saw it.

[Taylor]

Truly horrendous injury.

[Will Compton]

It's a horrendous injury.

[Taylor]

But no, dude, if you.

[Will Compton]

If you and I trained for a week.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he thinks. Because he's. I think he's like 50, but it's just. He's doing steroids, so he thinks he's like. He's. He's fired up. Yeah, he's on like. I don't know if he's on steroids, but he's on like tea and. Like that. Yeah, I would assume so. He's like. He's like, I can feel. Yeah, I'll right a little swim, get right past you. You never. What are you talking about?

[Will Compton]

No, no, we would handle him in

[Taylor]

a second, but no, it was funny when. When you guys put that out, I was like, man, dude, use my name for clout. Like, you're better than that. Like, I was just talking to him and then he called me. It was for real. Like, are you actually mad? Like, dude, I didn't mean anything. I was like, no, I don't care. I'm joking.

[Shane Gillis]

But you let him know, like, you. You'd body.

[Taylor]

No, I didn't. I told him I would probably. I was like, if you and I ever did this, we would Both tear our ACLs. We can't. There's nothing.

[Will Compton]

You put you in a phone booth.

[Taylor]

What's that?

[Will Compton]

We put you in a phone booth.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Cone like four yards apart.

[Taylor]

Give me that beer. Are you going to drink it? I got to do another podcast after this. Who's. It's called Story Wars. It's Lewis J. Gomez and Big J Okerson.

[Will Compton]

Is that a.

[Taylor]

You guys should do it. It's very fun.

[Will Compton]

That's a zany's thing, right?

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, I think they asked us to do that.

[Taylor]

You guys should do that. It's fun. Say it's like. It's like Baler Dash. You ever played Balderdash?

[Will Compton]

No.

[Taylor]

All right, so you get a story like this. This episode's about, like. I think the story is, like, panic. You got to come up with, like, three stories about yourself a time. You panicked. And then it's you and F4 other people. And you guess whose story it is? You know what I mean? The story comes up on a screen and it's like, I did this. This. And then you all sit around, dissect who that could be, and you guys

[Will Compton]

all have, like a round table.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's very fun.

[Will Compton]

That'd be a good time.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's a great show.

[Will Compton]

Like a. Two. Like a variation of Two Truths and a Lie.

[Shane Gillis]

What time you got to do that?

[Taylor]

I'll be there. What time is it? It's not like we got time. We gotta get. We gotta get rolling again because we hit a lull. This rains.

[Will Compton]

The rain hurt us.

[Taylor]

Yeah, the rain. And the questions about history really stunk.

[Will Compton]

You didn't like that?

[Taylor]

No, I did a lot of preparation. I like that.

[Will Compton]

That. What's your thought on the war now?

[Taylor]

I. I think it's a joke. It's crazy.

[Will Compton]

Fair enough. Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

I got here from a. Bring the juice pod. Walk us through how to make a proper grilled cheese.

[Taylor]

I'm. I'm like one of the worst cooks at anything. I. I'm so bad at it. But yeah, Grilled cheese, a little butter, some bread, some chi, a couple craft singles. Usually you're hammered. Making that it.

[Shane Gillis]

That's a bad question. I shouldn't even ask.

[Taylor]

Throw some ham in there.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

You got some lunch meat. Now we're doing something big, obviously. Tomato soup.

[Will Compton]

Baylor Films asks the dogs need more Trinity High School football stories. Give the people what they want, Shane. Trinity high School football.

[Taylor]

Trinity High School football stories.

[Shane Gillis]

Hey, were you a dog in high school?

[Taylor]

I'd love to say I was. I was not.

[Shane Gillis]

Do you ever feel like you're in this zone of people assuming that you were a monster in high school.

[Taylor]

I was goofing around. I was good. I was like, I. It's funny because I always think I suck. And then my friend, we had our like, high school highlights.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And I was watching it. I was like, yo, I was a monster. I was 10 times bigger than everybody I was going to against. It was double A football. So the. I'd be going up against a kid that was like 180. It's £300. I would literally just lay on them. Every play was a bad pancake, which I found out.

[Will Compton]

What's a bad pancake?

[Taylor]

Well, not even a pancake. Them. Me just laying on their back. You know what I mean?

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And then I got to college and they're like, you're. You're going to blow out everybody's knees if you keep doing that.

[Will Compton]

Just flopping ass at the end of the thing, kind of tackle them to the ground.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Sick photo.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, you were a big boy.

[Taylor]

I was. That's good, dude.

[Will Compton]

Why 74?

[Taylor]

My coach gave it to me my freshman year and I just kept.

[Will Compton]

That was it.

[Taylor]

That was it.

[Will Compton]

Did you have 50? You didn't have 51 the whole time because you played receiver?

[Taylor]

51 at wideout would be nice.

[Will Compton]

Nuts. Just having to report eligible.

[Taylor]

What number were you at, whiteout?

[Shane Gillis]

28.

[Taylor]

28. 30 Number for wide receivers.

[Shane Gillis]

I was mainly. I was mainly like, coming up. I was a running back back then. They realized like, I could. I could finesse on the perimeter.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Shane Gillis]

So I got rolling receiver.

[Taylor]

So this is Missouri high school football.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Class four.

[Taylor]

Now this is. You're playing in like farm. Farm leagues.

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Taylor]

You're getting some. Some black fellows guarding you.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, we. Yeah, we. We went to. We had a couple games. One in New Madrid.

[Taylor]

I know you got like St. Louis is good.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Produces one of the new magic. When I was playing. When we were playing against new magic, all black school, all the white boys. Everybody's nervous, but they throw me compliments like white chocolate, white hope it's nothing better. So you are. You already know.

[Taylor]

I was playing basketball a little. When I get. And you get. I got hit with like Sabonus.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

It's like, yo, I got Sabonas Getting. Getting drafted by one of the black guys. Yo, I got Sabonas. I got the big fella. You go cool.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I'm gonna say I'm box out as hard as I can. Dude, I owe you my life. Yeah. Thank you, dude.

[Shane Gillis]

I'm gonna give you it's like a badge of honor. Like, oh, white boy with last name Compton.

[Taylor]

Oh, yeah.

[Will Compton]

You guys is crazy.

[Taylor]

How's this one?

[Will Compton]

I feel like it's, like leaking into. I hear water running as well.

[Taylor]

We're close to tornado.

[Will Compton]

Can somebody check that? Cuz we're real close to a power outage. This podcast could end at any moment right now.

[Shane Gillis]

Is it supposed to be that bad? It's just a severe thunderstorm.

[Will Compton]

There's no tornado warning, so I think

[Taylor]

we'd be safe in the bus during a tornado or for sure. Put the windows up.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, we pop them up, smoke it

[Taylor]

out a little bit, Keep it rolling. Keep the cameras rolling during dying. Have to it being like, what do you think would happen if.

[Shane Gillis]

What else?

[Taylor]

I like it. I like what's going on here. Yeah, yeah. Keep it rolling, dude. Make it a long episode. How long are your episodes?

[Will Compton]

As long as they want to be. Yeah, it goes anywhere.

[Taylor]

How do you guys feel?

[Shane Gillis]

I feel good. I'm glad we're hanging out last to see the boy.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it is a good time. Just getting to be around each other. Every once in a while, it fades into. You realize the cameras are here, but when you. When you get distracted and you're like, all right, the boys are back together.

[Shane Gillis]

We hit some good strides. Times in the group chat.

[Will Compton]

Is this the loudest ring?

[Taylor]

I mean, it is.

[Will Compton]

Hit some good strides.

[Taylor]

This is good, though. This is good. Good. This is a good sleep podcast.

[Shane Gillis]

How's it sound? Insanely loud, like on the audio. Oh, yeah.

[Will Compton]

I mean, you're gonna pop those windows up maybe.

[Taylor]

Yeah. Get a steamy in here n that. I'd rather it be loud than hot.

[Shane Gillis]

This is bus with the boys. We got Derek Posa sitting out there.

[Taylor]

That did not help.

[Shane Gillis]

Derek was on the bus.

[Taylor]

Now it's hot.

[Shane Gillis]

Was on the bus, like the first 10, 15 episodes we did, like, when you were in training camp.

[Will Compton]

Okay.

[Shane Gillis]

No, you were in training camp. Shaw came on. Chandler co hosted. Derek poses sitting in the back when we just had tarps on it. Sitting down the gravel parking lot.

[Will Compton]

Dude, I remember.

[Taylor]

Remember the first time we met? It was right here.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, it was, right. I was very nice, and I was actually learning about you.

[Taylor]

It was very nice. You're like, yo, you got fired from Saturday Night Live.

[Will Compton]

What the did you do?

[Taylor]

I'm sitting in the worst chair in podcasting history. Really? Just I said some things I shouldn't have said.

[Shane Gillis]

Then we did the pot.

[Taylor]

Have you guys. It looks like you fixed it a little.

[Will Compton]

Yeah. This camera just faces you Now, I

[Taylor]

was gonna say there's not a camera directly into his hip right now.

[Shane Gillis]

No.

[Taylor]

Oh, I would have sat there. No problem, though.

[Will Compton]

You know what's funny? You bringing that up is when you took the chair, I thought you were, like, trying to big dog me. Like we were playing a game.

[Taylor]

I was generally going, oh, thank God.

[Shane Gillis]

And then.

[Will Compton]

But now that I know how. How you really felt when you got on the bus, you went. I was like, hey, you can sit here if you want. Not knowing that that's what you were thinking about.

[Taylor]

That seat is devastating.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

Then the second part we did with him, after a long night, he's just beat red on the podcast.

[Taylor]

Which, by the way, I did just

[Shane Gillis]

sitting on a couch in an Airbnb.

[Taylor]

I did see the other. I saw you, too. You were dark red, too.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

I blame some color correcting, but I did. I think I did an Adderall.

[Will Compton]

I was like, what day was this?

[Shane Gillis]

This is like our first Notre Dame, I guess fall when you guys were.

[Will Compton]

Yeah, yeah, Notre Dame.

[Taylor]

Clemson.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Storing the field.

[Taylor]

That field, baby. Yeah, that was. I was purple, dude.

[Will Compton]

You don't even look at the same guy, dude.

[Taylor]

The only thing I was about to

[Will Compton]

say similar about that is the shoes. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Bojangles. I was about to pass away. Dude, speaking of, I look like my dad. My dad, right when he had a heart attack, right before he had an heart attack, we were at Notre Dame at a. M. And I, like, We were walking and I was like, bro, you all right? His. He looked like he was just purple.

[Will Compton]

Really?

[Taylor]

And I was like. And it was 110 degrees.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And he was like, I'm fine. Come on, let's go. Let's have a couple drinks. I was like, dude, are you sure? And then we go out that night after the game, and we were like. We were at a bar, like, waiting if Manzel was gonna show up. And I was like, all right, He's. He's not coming, dad.

[Shane Gillis]

It's.

[Taylor]

It's late. And he's like, I'm gonna finish my drink. Like, he. He, like, out drank me. I was like, let's go home, dude. It's late. He's like, I'm fine. Two weeks later, get the call I got. The boy is down. Yeah, I knew it. I saw him.

[Will Compton]

How's he holding up? How's he doing?

[Taylor]

He's good. He's good.

[Will Compton]

Way better now.

[Taylor]

He's doing good. He's back. He's back to his wicked ways.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah. He's back in the Game.

[Taylor]

Now he's making excuses, going, shane, I got a new heart. I'm like 20. I mean, I gotta run this one into the ground now. Hell yeah.

[Will Compton]

Hell, yes. But I start donating. Notre Dame.

[Taylor]

We gotta get a title before Phil.

[Shane Gillis]

Are we able to get Phil to the Miami game?

[Taylor]

Absolutely. Phil will be there.

[Shane Gillis]

I love me some Phil, bro.

[Will Compton]

Dude, Phil's just great.

[Taylor]

He's. He's the funniest guy I. It's just the funniest possible guy. I've never seen someone real.

[Will Compton]

All right, guys. The power just went out on the bus. A massive storm took place. This is the audio, and this is the iPhone and any other camera that took place during that power outage right now. Sometimes these are the elements you have to deal with on busting with the boys. Enjoy the rest of this episode.

[Shane Gillis]

Film it on my phone. No way, bro. Potentially, yeah.

[Taylor]

Potentially.

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah. Maybe. Maybe it saved.

[Will Compton]

Maybe it's.

[Shane Gillis]

There goes our next big break, man.

[Taylor]

No, we'll do it again.

[Will Compton]

The whole thing.

[Taylor]

Not tonight, but

[Will Compton]

tomorrow. I'm not doing.

[Shane Gillis]

Yo, that's crazy. That is. It's just these, like. Yeah, because even though Taylor was joking about that, I feel like it hasn't. The ice storm, it took forever to go out.

[Taylor]

Like, this is never before, but it's never happened like this.

[Will Compton]

Yeah.

[Shane Gillis]

So Jack just showed us a photo from his neighbors or his friend's yard.

[Will Compton]

My buddy's yard. That's like five minutes from here. And the whole room, this massive tree fell.

[Shane Gillis]

Dude, it's like that out there.

[Taylor]

It is unbelievably loud.

[Will Compton]

Oh.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh,

[Will Compton]

check it. Check as fast as you can.

[Taylor]

You want to go check it?

[Shane Gillis]

Yeah, yeah. You might as well check it.

[Taylor]

All right.

[Will Compton]

You can just probably check.

[Shane Gillis]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Taylor]

Jesus. All right.

[Shane Gillis]

Brutal.

[Will Compton]

Pray.

[Taylor]

Like pressing anything.

[Shane Gillis]

Let us pray, man. I'm all with that. Power went out bus with the boys podcast. If you're watching this from this version, the podcast did not finish. The lights did not come back on. It is storming outside. Great.

[Will Compton]

Soads. Can I ask you. I'll ask you one more question.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will Compton]

People would do anything for a nice, cold Bud Light. What's something that Shane Gillis would do anything for?

[Taylor]

What would I do anything for?

[Will Compton]

Anything for?

[Taylor]

Notre Dame national title, man.

[Shane Gillis]

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[Taylor]

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