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Shane Gillis
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Will Compton
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Taylor
All right we're good busing with the
Will Compton
boys,
Taylor
hanging with the fellas
Shane Gillis
betting on
Will Compton
a game
Shane Gillis
no woman's going to tell
Will Compton
us what to do and down over here just drinking beer and Making that noise, baby. I'm hanging with the fellas. Busting with the boys, bro.
Shane Gillis
Welcome to another episode of Busting with the boys. This is episode 379. We got a lot to cover. We got March madness going to 76 teams lot. We got Brendan Soresby. We have people calling back talking about the Soresby stuff. We got Fernando Mendoza saying that he. He ain't going to the White House if it. If it exists the same day as practice. He's got to be a practice.
Will Compton
Didn't. Didn't love it, but also didn't hate it.
Shane Gillis
Also didn't hate it. Yeah, we got weekend breakdowns. You ripped packs last night. We have Michigan Wolverines in the shop this week.
Will Compton
Got some interns coming in for the week. Suited and booted. The guys look fantastic.
Shane Gillis
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Will Compton
Hand up on this one, boys. I'm not a big basketball guy. I don't understand the game. I was in third grade, ymca. I was in a three point competition. Got third place. Okay. Something to think about there. However, that's kind of when my basketball stopped. Yeah, everything else kind of went this weekend. I'm looking at the lines, I see Orlando Magic. They're. They're dogs by eight and a half points. My stupid brain. My dumb brain goes too many points for playoff basketball. Too many points. Put a little bag on it.
Shane Gillis
Okay.
Will Compton
Got baked.
Shane Gillis
Okay.
Will Compton
Lost 115 to 94 against the Detroit Pistons.
Taylor
Water gun.
Will Compton
Okay, so. Yeah, yeah, it's water. Water guns in the chat for that one.
Shane Gillis
So Ben Wallace.
Will Compton
Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah. Pistons is Michael Jordan. Did not like them from the last dance. That's what I know about the Detroit Pistons.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. So anyway, there's more news in the, in the basketball world. March Madness is going to 76 teams in my opinion. Just put them all in there. What is there? 132, 128. Let's just do 128 team bracket.
Will Compton
Yeah. At this point, why not do play ins for the.
Shane Gillis
Play ins.
Will Compton
Yeah, play ins for the planes. Like have like a one month basketball season kind of shake out. Who's good, who's not. Oh, these guys seem pretty good. We'll just keep them in.
Shane Gillis
And if you think too just march madness again. 128 teams all in March Madness.
Will Compton
If you're looking for madness, clean take
Shane Gillis
a clean day.
Will Compton
If you're in a title at March Madness, you might as well make it madness. Clean take. Yeah, put them all in there. 360. Okay. That's one. Men's programs.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Oh, basketball. Okay.
Taylor
If it's that easy for them to expand to 74, why is it like, why does the college football. 76, whatever it is, why can't the college football expand that easily? Kevin's not your fu.
Shane Gillis
We don't want the.
Will Compton
Yeah, we don't want that.
Shane Gillis
Come on.
Will Compton
We don't want. Bad day.
Shane Gillis
Not a clean take.
Will Compton
I like where I like at 12. I'll settle at 16. But if you go farther than 16, I'm. I'm not out. I'm going to watch every single game. But I'm going to feel some type of way when I sit down on my couch. That's how I'm going to feel about the College Football Playoff. If they go.
Shane Gillis
If it goes to what?
Will Compton
Like 16 is kind of where I'm like, we need to stop. What is this really a playoff anymore?
Shane Gillis
If it goes to 16, that is where it's like, we have to stop. I think I'll be cool. I'll be cool with 16 because right now. But that's where we're getting. We're getting too far gone.
Will Compton
Here's where I like about 12 is like the teams that, you know, oh, hey, they could shake something up, be a little different. Miami, perfect example. Right. They made it to the national championship this past year. That's like in the older, you know, top four, whatever. They're not getting in that. But they go and make the run that they did. I love it. Once you get back past 16, it's like, if you don't make the playoffs, you're bad. You're just bad. At that point when it's 12, you could be like, hey, we're pretty solid team this year. Maybe we need a couple extra things.
Shane Gillis
Four teams get a buy. They get their. Their earned by again, let the record show busing with the boys. We would like it to stay 12.
Will Compton
Yes. My criticism about college football right now has nothing to do with the number of playoff teams. It's truly the schedule that is it. I think we can both sit on that being like, get rid of. Get rid of conference championship schedule and
Shane Gillis
the way the system is in place right now.
Will Compton
I understand where you're at with that. I would like you to break that down a little bit more because I don't want you to walk me into the Notre Dame thing again.
Shane Gillis
I'm not trying to walk you into nothing. Like, I'm at the stance of the system is currently broken. Like, we need a better system.
Will Compton
Right.
Shane Gillis
We need a better schedule.
Will Compton
Yes.
Shane Gillis
There shouldn't be. We've said it. We've said it at length. We don't want multiple. Was it G5 teams in.
Will Compton
Yeah. Get them out of there. No disrespect to JMU North Texas then. Gotta go.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
You guys want listen Nil. New world transfer portal. You want to shout out the title? Got to join the big dogs.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. I want the 12 best teams in college football to play in the 12 team playoff. That's my stance.
Will Compton
Yes.
Shane Gillis
And I want the schedule to be better.
Will Compton
Schedule's got to be better. That to me, that's number one. Like, I can't be. I can't have my college football bleed into the new year. I want it like to end at the new year.
Shane Gillis
We need it to end too, because Semester.
Will Compton
Yeah, Right. Transfer.
Shane Gillis
This semester. Transfer portal. It's just, you know, there's a lot of fires and I think they're. They're starting to get put out. I think people are working on it.
Will Compton
Right. 47. He's out there signing executive orders. I don't even know. I. Listen, this is a question for people that are really in the political atmosphere. When you sign executive order, does anything happen? Because I feel like he's always signing something. People are just like, no, we're not doing that. It's like, hold on.
Shane Gillis
It's like when that.
Will Compton
He said it's an executive order.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Will Compton
And I don't know, not a political podcast. But I just see, hey, he signed to something again. Everyone's like, yeah.
Shane Gillis
When I first saw the headline, I was like, oh, snap, we're moving, we're doing something. Then you're doing a couple extra searches. And then you realize he was on
Will Compton
fixing calls like, oh, it all right,
Shane Gillis
we're on the way. Yeah.
Will Compton
And then like, nothing. Literally nothing happened.
Shane Gillis
It sounds so official, but I think
Taylor
it literally just means, like, this is my opinion on it.
Shane Gillis
Right, right. Because I looked up. Hey, does an executive order mean it has to happen? And it's like, no. It's kind of just like this is my vibe on it.
Will Compton
You know what we should do at busting the boys? Just start signing executive orders ourselves. We need to start signing executive. That's. Hey, that's a clean day.
Shane Gillis
That's a clean take. Clean take. So an executive order signed by the president does not mean we the people or private citizens automatically have to do it. In a way a new law passed by Con Congress does. Here's a clear breakdown what an executive order is. It's a directive from the president to the federal executive branch. You learn that in social studies on how to carry out existing laws to use powers granted by the Constitution or statutes.
Will Compton
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Shane Gillis
What did that mean?
Will Compton
What? Don't worry on the. You don't understand the macro. We understand. Hey, listen, statue.
Shane Gillis
What is that?
Will Compton
Statute time frame.
Shane Gillis
Statute of limitations.
Will Compton
Right. Statue of Liberty. America Clean tech, Clean day. Come out here. Maybe we are a political podcast. Maybe we are words.
Shane Gillis
So who it binds? Executive orders binds federal government employees and agencies. Yes. They generally must follow it unless a court blocks it. So that's where again, executive order goes. We're hoping it happens.
Will Compton
Right. Court.
Shane Gillis
Ncaa, whoever. Block.
Will Compton
Okay. But an executive order for bus was bus with the boys was to sign one today. It'd be. Put all the basketball teams in the playoffs and 128. No, 360.
Shane Gillis
I just don't know. 360. I don't know if there's that many. There's not enough days in March to have this.
Will Compton
Not enough. Okay. Executive order. We extend March. We extend March to 50 days. We start playing all night. Yeah. We extend the calendar year.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Executive order bustle with the boys. Clean take.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
You. You mentioned earlier we have two strapping young men on the bus right now, a couple of interns taking place. Just I'll tell you, get your hands on them a little bit.
Shane Gillis
I haven't got to that. I haven't got that far yet. I was respecting their space.
Will Compton
Right.
Shane Gillis
But I would love to. I see the broad shoulders
Will Compton
over there. I go to dap up both of them. And you can feel that kind of back strap.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
That backstrap back there. I felt that. I go, oh, Michigan's in a good place. This year.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Trenches are going to get to be in a good spot.
Shane Gillis
If you don't mind me asking, what are you guys squatting?
Will Compton
Hold on real quick before we get into squats. All right, executive order. Why don't you guys go ahead and just tell us where you
Taylor
start with names.
Will Compton
Names where you're from. And why'd you choose Michigan? Because I just. Buddy, I'm a kid in the candy store right now. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Zach Marshall from San Diego.
Will Compton
I'm a tight end.
Shane Gillis
I chose Michigan because obviously it's the only university that's actually good academics and plays good football.
Will Compton
Top 15.
Shane Gillis
There's a lot of. There's no guards that are good at football and have a good education.
Will Compton
Name two.
Shane Gillis
Notre Dame.
Taylor
No.
Shane Gillis
You want to live in South Bend? No, no, no. He's doing well with that, but he's like, it's the only school that has good education and good football. It's like. All right, buddy, let's not show your cards right now. Stanford was good with Andrew Luck. Kevin Hogan days.
Will Compton
There you go.
Shane Gillis
That was giving us Stanford. Yeah,
Will Compton
I do. I will say Will got you with Notre Dame. Good people there. That's a school
Shane Gillis
back for Marcus Freeman and what? And also Miami. We're just at miam school.
Will Compton
Miami is also a private school and they were in the national champ. Okay, so that's three. The looking bad right now, buddy.
Shane Gillis
Miami.
Will Compton
School. Miami. Look at their business school. No, no, no. The business school in Michigan is like a top three, top five business school in Mizzou.
Shane Gillis
Number one business school in America. They're solid in football. Incorrect. So it's Wharton Penn is number one. Ross Michigan is number two.
Will Compton
He goes Missouri, by the way, that's where Will's from, Missouri. Really? He saw.
Shane Gillis
He's like the number one or they said number one business in your station
Will Compton
2008.
Shane Gillis
Hey, Indiana seems like a good education. They have a good business school. Tuttle graduated from there, said,
Will Compton
hey, hey. Got yourself back on that one. That was nice.
Shane Gillis
Miami's Highest academic rank, 64th.
Will Compton
Okay, that's these. 64th. That's good. That's good. That's.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, that's these. That's all right.
Taylor
It's not Michigan.
Shane Gillis
Hey, put. Put college football programs with great. With a great education.
Will Compton
He's on fire. Will's on fire right now with that one.
Taylor
We gotta see smart football.
Shane Gillis
Hey, where can you go to school where you can play good football and also get good grades?
Will Compton
Let's give Trey an opportunity to introduce himself. Introduce name where you're from. Why you chose Michigan.
Shane Gillis
Trey Pierce.
Taylor
I'm from Chicago, Illinois. I chose Michigan. Pretty much was exit. Like it's a. It's the best combination of high level football and high level academics.
Shane Gillis
So wherever route you take, you're gonna
Taylor
be set for life. Like, I mean, like, not to be that guy, but like Nebraska, it's like it's football or bust out there.
Will Compton
You know what I mean? A lot of bus.
Shane Gillis
Most academic all Americans out there.
Will Compton
Yeah. But what he's tying into is like
Shane Gillis
the education in stands for knowledge.
Will Compton
Yep, that's exactly. Onward. All right. What you got? Sure.
Shane Gillis
Subjective. Hey, subjective. We got our top 10 right here, guys. It looks like Stanford is ranked at the top. Michigan is at number five right there.
Will Compton
That's great.
Shane Gillis
Usc number seven, which I think is kind of seven. Ohio State, number eight.
Will Compton
That's how you know it's broken. That's broken.
Shane Gillis
I didn't think that that means they're weighing football too heavy into this.
Will Compton
Yeah, yeah. Because that's. They're. Listen, say what you want, boys. Damn. Damn good football team.
Shane Gillis
It's. It's a rivalry for a reason. It's a rivalry before because we're both really good. They want to be around.
Will Compton
All right. Yeah, it is. You're both really good. I like that.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Over the last, what, five years, like, what. Michigan State's not as much of a rivalry because they suck every year. So it's like, it's like.
Will Compton
I love that. I love that. Like, just as a guy who's been in your shoes before, I love what you're saying from a podcast standpoint. But you're gonna have to go back to Ann Arbor at some point.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah. We need to temper it down.
Will Compton
You are winning him in there. Being like, just have you in a team meeting. Like, so this is how you're gonna just fuel Michigan State.
Shane Gillis
So you're gonna represent.
Will Compton
This is how you're represent us.
Shane Gillis
Zach did tell me before this podcast, he was like, a ton of respect for what they're doing over there at Michigan State, though.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Like all that being said, a ton of respect.
Will Compton
Yeah, he did say that. I remember. Yeah. He was talking about they are rivals. However, a ton of respect for them. Yeah, a ton of respect for all them.
Shane Gillis
Ton of respect.
Will Compton
Ton of respect. That's not what I heard.
Shane Gillis
To coach him up to coach. Because we're falling into it with right now.
Will Compton
I got Dave Abloff. He. Right. He's tweaking out somewhere. Feeling like, I gotta call. I gotta call Taylor. Something's up. Something's wrong right now. Trey's over here. Like, I'm just trying. I'm just trying to get to le.
Shane Gillis
He calls you right now and all he says is, are they on the bus?
Will Compton
Yeah, I can feel them on the bus.
Shane Gillis
They just got here. Oh, good, dude.
Will Compton
I can say those things. Michigan State. Michigan State. They suck, dude. I hate them. East Lansing is a cesspool. It's awful.
Shane Gillis
Hey, respect. Respect to Michigan.
Will Compton
Respect. Michigan State, dude.
Shane Gillis
Coach Fitzpatrick. Ton of respect.
Will Compton
Yeah. Coach Fitz does rip. Does rip.
Shane Gillis
A lot of respect for Michigan State. A lot of respect.
Taylor
Oh, no.
Will Compton
Oh, no.
Shane Gillis
Pivot. Let's find pivot. College football. We were talking about executive orders. Fernando Mendoza.
Will Compton
Oh, yeah. Can I be honest? I said in the beginning of the show I didn't like it. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't know how I felt about it. Truly, I love it.
Shane Gillis
Hang on. You didn't like what he said?
Will Compton
No, I was now played both sides of the fence in the intro about 15 minutes ago when we first started this thing, when I saw the clip of him talking about OTAs, understanding the pressure. It's not a good look for him as the first overall pick to miss an OTAS practice to go meet the President. It's like, this kid is truly all ball, so. Exactly. I love it.
Shane Gillis
What matters to him is the organization, his teammates, the way everybody's viewing him, his work, his process.
Will Compton
Yes.
Shane Gillis
It's like, you got to put the American flag part down for the American people. It's not. It's not like a personal thing.
Will Compton
Hold on. Whoa. You're going to put the American flag?
Shane Gillis
I didn't mean it like that. I didn't mean.
Will Compton
Is Will not a patriot?
Shane Gillis
No, no.
Will Compton
I'm asking. I'm asking right now. I'm just asking you, Sherm. I'm looking at you. Is Will not a patriot?
Shane Gillis
No. He. He told me right after Zach came up to me. He's like, ton of respect for East Lance.
Will Compton
Okay.
Shane Gillis
Will comes up to me out of nowhere. He's like, bro, good day to be an American.
Will Compton
Okay, good. Okay, good, good, good, good. That makes me feel better. Cuz when he's talking about. When he's talking about putting the flag down, I'm thinking, okay, you can't let
Shane Gillis
it touch the flag. Maybe my words could have been better.
Will Compton
That's actually. I think it's technically treasonous. That is treason, right? Correct. That's an executive order. Executive order. Firing squad. Right. You put the flag down. You're right.
Shane Gillis
I know the boys.
Will Compton
Executive Order. You're right.
Shane Gillis
I know better. We don't want the flag to touch the ground.
Will Compton
Okay.
Shane Gillis
I'm just saying, like, I understand people getting upset about it because they got their patriotism in them, but it's like, dude, this dude is all about his teammates in ball right now.
Will Compton
And that's. It should be the number one thing to him at this moment in his life.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Establishing himself as a leader, getting in the locker room, understanding he was lowest on the totem pole. I said it six times during this press conference. Lowest on the totem pole. Get in there, dice up a couple of defenses and 7. 7. So everybody walks away in the summertime and goes, hey, I think we finally got one.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. I mean, look at the humility on him, like, stepping away, like, not opting not to. Now, people did say they don't fall on the same date. Like, one there. He's not going to be in that type of pickle.
Taylor
He said he doesn't know the schedule.
Shane Gillis
He doesn't know he's got to check teamwork.
Will Compton
Got to check teamwork.
Shane Gillis
But if it did fall in the same day, he's choosing the team. I'm not. You know, he knows that they won the national title. He knows he was the man. He knows he won the Heisman. He knows he can go to the White House. He knows he can meet President Trump. But he's saying, I've got to lock in and show to my teammates because I'm at the bottom of the totem pole right now. I need to work my way up. I need to show them the work that I want to put into this process for them, because is my team right now.
Will Compton
Yeah. In the world of 4D chess, on how people are always trying to bring politics into sports and whatnot intertwined. You know, that reporter was trying to get him to say yes or no. He was going to go. So this whole argument can take place. The way he handles the argument, 10 out of 10. I. I give it a 4.5. I don't think he's.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, I don't think he's took an L yet behind the microphone.
Will Compton
Yeah, I. I don't think there's a. There might not be a better athlete on a microphone than Fernando Mendoza. Is that a clean take?
Shane Gillis
That's. He's in it. He's in it. He's in.
Will Compton
It's the cleanest take so far.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. He's in a room. Another cat that's very good on the microphone.
Will Compton
Who's that?
Shane Gillis
Kirk Cousins.
Will Compton
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shane Gillis
A lot of good vibes, but also the first overall.
Will Compton
That's just. It's a little bit different. It's a little bit different at this point in both of their careers. At this point.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
The Raiders got two cats that are elite on the microphone. Yeah. I'll tell you what, though. Fernando Mendoza dropping the F bomb in front of all those kids at the Raiders thing kind of hit. Kind of was a nice kid. Like, those kids grew up that day. Yeah, right? That was. That was nice.
Shane Gillis
Look up at their parents. Can I, Can I cheer?
Will Compton
Is that with you? Yeah.
Shane Gillis
You look like you're excited. Can I be excited?
Will Compton
Yeah, exactly.
Shane Gillis
Dude, you just said a bad word. You tell me not to say it all the time.
Will Compton
You say, I can't say that. You say, daddy only talks like that. I can now say it.
Shane Gillis
Why are you clapping?
Will Compton
Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, Shout out Fernando Mendoza, dude. Future friend of the show.
Shane Gillis
Future friend of the show.
Will Compton
Let's go back to these interns real quick. Boys, give me your favorite thing about Kyle winning ham at this point. So as long as you've known him for just like, what, six months?
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
What's your favorite part about Kyle Whittingham right now?
Taylor
He's a monster in the weight room.
Shane Gillis
Yes.
Taylor
He's working out with us.
Shane Gillis
What's he squat?
Taylor
I, I, I was. I'd go to. I bet he squats at least like, 350. Like, exactly.
Will Compton
He might get four places.
Taylor
He's, he's ridiculous.
Shane Gillis
He'll.
Taylor
We'll be lifting and he's doing, like, crunches in the air. Like, suspended crunches. I'm like, he's doing stuff I can't do.
Shane Gillis
Full leg lifts. Like, gymnastic stuff. Like Rocky Balboa type 100. Yeah. Like, he would catch a chicken. Like, he's insane. He catch the chicken.
Will Compton
I never heard that phrase before, you know?
Shane Gillis
Do you know what he's talking about?
Will Compton
No. What does catch the chicken mean?
Shane Gillis
Rocky. The, The Rocky. Like, he had to catch.
Will Compton
Oh, there's a Rocky reference.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Taylor
Okay.
Will Compton
You looked at me like you didn't know, but you. Yeah, that was nice.
Shane Gillis
I was excited to know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows, Mick. It's got Rocky out there training, chasing chickens. Yeah. He's saying winning him would catch the chicken.
Will Compton
I like that. All right. Nah.
Shane Gillis
And then he rides a Harley. I mean, how do you not love a coach that rides a Harley?
Will Compton
That is badass.
Shane Gillis
Harley weight room, catching chickens.
Will Compton
Yep. Guys. Guy.
Shane Gillis
That's the guy. Whittingham.
Will Compton
Guy's guy. He needs a custom. Amazing Blues Heart.
Shane Gillis
Can I get a question in? God, What? Do you guys squat
Will Compton
or pool?
Shane Gillis
Like? Yeah, you know, I haven't done a one rep in a while. If you are doing a one, we're at max. That's. You're. You're not in the best weight room. Yeah, we're usually around the three to five range. Yeah.
Taylor
I say I probably.
Shane Gillis
Like, what are you repping?
Taylor
Repping? Like, I rep like four or five. It was pretty.
Will Compton
Pretty okay.
Shane Gillis
Like, pretty. 405 on the spine.
Taylor
Yeah, yeah.
Shane Gillis
Three to five.
Taylor
Break my back, please. Right on my back.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
I kind of juicy up, huh?
Shane Gillis
I'll get. Now, trust me. I'll get my hands on the hands.
Will Compton
No doubt, no doubt. Well, we'll make sure they're in shorts tomorrow.
Shane Gillis
God damn. Yeah, we'll make sure they're insurance. Yeah, I'm right around that four plate mark. That's kind of my three. My three rapper. Yeah.
Will Compton
Tight end.
Shane Gillis
Moving people.
Will Compton
Yeah. What's your preference of blocking? Like, are you. Are you a big blocking guy? Are you pretty boy? Catch the ball. Catch the ball.
Shane Gillis
Hit anyone. Love it. Hit anyone that moves, man.
Will Compton
Dude. Because you know that you. You come in here, you're like, I'm from California. I'm from Southern California. A lot of people go, maybe he just wants to be pretty.
Shane Gillis
True. I came in at 205 pounds, too. That's the crazy part. 205 pounds. I'm like 250.
Will Compton
So we weigh the same. It's not a big deal. We're both tight ends. Yeah, we're both tight ends. Dude, I love it.
Shane Gillis
But you. You learn to block. They won't play you if you don't block. Like, we might be back. My sophomore.
Will Compton
Are we back? I don't know. Someone's gotta tell me. Like, someone's gonna tell me. I keep looking at all the signs. I'm like, it seems like Michigan's back. Someone's got to tell me differently.
Shane Gillis
I'll say. The Michigan tight end room's always been back.
Will Compton
Mission tight ends room's never gone anywhere.
Shane Gillis
Like, my sophomore year, there was like a. Like, it was like, okay, who's gonna be, like, the third guy to play? What's. It was Colson, it was Marlin, it was Brady. Like, who's gonna be the next guy to step up? I break my hand in the second game, and they're like, if you still block, you're still playing. Like, it doesn't matter if anyone can catch the ball better than you. If I don't care if you Got a club on your hand. Go block and you'll play.
Will Compton
Get you juiced up a little bit. Get you juiced up a little bit. I like it, dude. I like it. Should we some callbacks?
Shane Gillis
Let's hit him. We got one right here from Eric Wachowski. 7747. Didn't Willie call Soresby as a possible Heisman this year when they were at Texas Tech. Did you place a futures bet on that? Laugh out loud.
Will Compton
That's nasty by Eric to put the laugh out loud.
Shane Gillis
I mean, Eric's right. If they watch a spring tour vlog, I'm in Swordsby's year. Like, hey, this is the year Heisman year. Little did we know. Now he's. He was playing 40 chess. He might now be going. He could be going supplemental giraffe first round. He could be the NFL. He could be the. He could be the offensive rookie of the year this year in the NFL.
Will Compton
Wouldn't that be a turn of events? That's a clean take.
Shane Gillis
That's a.
Will Compton
That's a clean take because I didn't know where he's going to go. When we were at Texas Tech and we're literally walking down the hallway, just met Scoresby and Will's like, I don't want to. I don't want to get ahead of myself. I need to look into this. But it feels like Sorsby Heisman season. And I'm like, hey, we got a lot of places to go. We'll go to Notre Dame the next week. Nay's big on CJ Car. He kind of like, you know, Will's figuring out his process. And I didn't know how, when all the stuff went down with Sorsby, how you really felt. For you to spin it around like that and put it in my ear that he might be offensive rookie of the year. It's a huge possibility.
Shane Gillis
Kevin's natural foods clean take.
Will Compton
That's a clean take. Yeah, I know.
Shane Gillis
I was high. I listen big Sourceby guy love Sorsby.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
High on him leaving Texas Tech. I was also like, hey, I know we're going to see, like C.J. carr next week. Got it. Gotta temper my expectations. Did I throw a futures bet on Sourcebee? Yeah, but you can. You can diversify your portfolio.
Will Compton
No doubt, no doubt. That's called being responsible. Yeah, absolutely. You can't put all your eggs in one basket. Exactly. Doesn't work like that. When just asking on the source BCJ car world, where did you lean after both those visits?
Shane Gillis
I would say where I'm at currently right now. Currently
Will Compton
are not the same. But let's just talk about all the news from last week. Didn't come out. We just finished a spring tour and you got Texas Tech Storsby and you got Notre Dame CJ Carr. Where does Will Compton plant his flag, his patriotic floor?
Shane Gillis
Would I have.
Will Compton
Where would you have
Shane Gillis
two good ball players? Yeah, really like what I saw out of C.J.
Will Compton
carr.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, listen to C.J. car talking insane. I. I don't say that and say I didn't like what I saw at a. SourceBees loved what I saw to Source. B, what I love about Sourceby is being in that Texas Tech offense. Like they're going to score, they're going to put up points. They're in a lighter conference at large. So I know his numbers and Source, he's going to. He's going to sling it. He did it. Cincinnati. So with, with C.J. carr knowing that they have a lighter schedule as well, it was going to be a barn burner. But if I had to just gun
Will Compton
to my head, yeah,
Shane Gillis
I think Miami is going to be in the national championship picture. So I'd say C.J. carr.
Will Compton
Miami's going to be in the national championship picture. So you're going to choose Notre Dame, C.J.
Taylor
carr?
Shane Gillis
Yes.
Will Compton
Hell yeah, dude. I'm going to put that down for a second.
Taylor
Can you all speak on the supplemental draft, like, and what that is and like what?
Shane Gillis
So apparently there's a draft sometime in the season and I guess teams can pick guys. Yeah.
Will Compton
You have a certain amount.
Shane Gillis
Okay, that's it. It's a draft that's supplemental. There's a supplemental draft that takes place in the middle of the summer.
Will Compton
Right.
Shane Gillis
And teams can pick. I'll be honest, I don't. I don't know. I don't know a whole lot.
Taylor
Clump was saying, like, he could be like the highest supplemental person ever taken. But I'm like, potentially.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, well, I think someone was 11 if you're 11 and that. Yeah. No, they're not always 1 1. It'll go. You can pass on a player.
Will Compton
It just keeps going.
Shane Gillis
So you're saying one one could go one. So one one would be who had the Raiders. They're not picking Ssby.
Will Compton
They're not taking.
Shane Gillis
So they just pass. So, like the Cardinals are in prime position to draft ssby. Who was. Who had two this year? Who was it? What was it?
Taylor
Jets.
Will Compton
Jets.
Shane Gillis
Didn't the Cardinals get back? They did get back, but no, no disrespect. To Carson.
Will Compton
Are you trying to disrespect Carson back?
Taylor
No.
Shane Gillis
No.
Will Compton
Felt like you're trying to disrespect him for a second.
Shane Gillis
I take, I take swords you over back.
Will Compton
Here's how the supplemental draft works. When guys are in college and they're past their three years of high school, they have, they can go in the dread the regular draft. Sometimes unique situations take place where guys, you know, get in trouble or they have to leave that school or Sorsby runs an issue he runs into. So they have an opportunity to be like, okay, I can forego the whole all doing my college. I can now enter this draft and it's the supplemental draft. So you can get in there. I think it's like June 13th is the cutoff date that stories we can jump into the supplemental draft at that point. It's not like Goodell walks up, reads a card. It's now these teams kind of sit there and be like, okay, hey, we're doing a Rolodex Raiders, you're clearly not going to take them. Jets, do you want sourcebeat?
Shane Gillis
No.
Will Compton
Okay, this team, Cardinals, do you want them? Hey, not as much as a first round pick, but we take them as a second round pick because they would all get slotted from a number standpoint, cap all of that stuff and they would have to give something up for it. So it's, it's not just a, hey, we could take them because we want them. You'd have to give something up as well because it's supplemental, I think. I don't know if it was Terrell Pryor.
Shane Gillis
I was gonna say that's probably the most notable one that we would all
Will Compton
remember, I believe, and I might be misspeaking, but he was a guy that went into the supplemental draft, ended up going in there and we saw how he did from a, from a receiver standpoint for a while.
Shane Gillis
Third round Raiders took him in the third round and supplemental draft.
Will Compton
And I think like, I don't think
Shane Gillis
it's kind of like an auction.
Will Compton
If you want to call it an auction, you're more than welcome to.
Shane Gillis
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Will Compton
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Shane Gillis
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Will Compton
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Will Compton
Yeah, it's a yeah to the highest bidder. Like we're going to go in there
Shane Gillis
like, hey, the jets, do you want to raise your take? Oh, Cardinals seem to want them, right? You want them in this slot in the first round.
Will Compton
And I think, I think it would go like similar to when guys get cut during the year and you kind of have that 24 hour rollover where teams slotted based off the waiver wire. The waiver wire? Yes. How like if you had a low pick, you'd be the first one to get a Taylor one or a Will Compton and then it would go through all the way. Then you become a true free agent sitting on the couch and then somebody pick you up. But if it's like a really good player gets cut and he's got some juice, you know that teammate can pay first big. Oh yeah, we'll take him immediately and get him off the wafer wire. So it's, it's got some unique nuances. If anybody has any more details than that, they're more than welcome. This one comes from.
Taylor
I can enter the supplemental draft.
Will Compton
Let's. We can figure that out. But let's get this LT Carsley. Let's look in 1994 says, does Dan get satellite TV with those things? Question mark. Holy mean take, mean tank. That's a mean take.
Shane Gillis
That makes me think of Trump talking about that dude that was next to him.
Will Compton
They're like a big Trump bot.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, I know where he's like, do you hear that question? Of course you heard that question. Look at them big beautiful ears.
Will Compton
Objectively funny. That's just objectively funny. Sometimes you hear something funny whether whatever side you say sit on. That's a mean take. That's a mean take. You know? Yeah, everyone has flaws, handsome man. I will say there were a couple
Shane Gillis
of clips comment that Dan probably just heard.
Will Compton
Yeah, Dan. You know Dan. Yeah, he's got his ear to the
Shane Gillis
ground that we just highlighted.
Will Compton
Dan's got his ears to the ground on that.
Shane Gillis
Hey, Danny. Oh, what's that? What's the password?
Will Compton
Dan, here's us right now. Okay, now why am I doing. Come on. Come on, Taylor. That was rude. That was mean. Tay.
Shane Gillis
We bust balls.
Will Compton
I'll say this though, when Dan, I think it was the fart clip that came out about Danny's kind of sitting there back. I'm like, yeah, Dan's got a. He's got a very slender frame, but you can see that V coming in the suit. Yeah, he's got a decent bill if
Shane Gillis
he put a little extra meat on himself.
Will Compton
Takes care of himself.
Shane Gillis
You know what he eats?
Will Compton
Pea protein.
Shane Gillis
Kevin's Natural Foods. Kevin's Natural foods, he says. Packed with protein. Just like our boy Peter B. Paris here. I just got my first Kevin's Natural foods product based on the boys ads. Cha Ching bang bus with the boys replies. Let's go.
Will Compton
That's huge. And that is a clean take too.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, clean take.
Will Compton
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Shane Gillis
Yeah, there's. So I'm having a come to moment here because I just realized at the top I wasn't. I didn't mention that. This is the Shane Gillis interview, buddy.
Will Compton
But it is.
Shane Gillis
I know because I'm sitting here looking at jewel Osco on YouTube. The dogs are barking loud.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Woof, woof.
Will Compton
Dude, dogs. The dogs run heavy with Gilly. Yeah, the. Hey. And it's a hell of a podcast too. Interesting enough about this podcast. You're about to hear. Massive thunder, lightning storm took place at busting with the boys. We were what, an hour and 30 into the podcast?
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Can you on the audio, can you hear the rain in the background? Oh, it was going down, bro.
Taylor
So like the last like two minutes, you hear the rain coming really heavy
Shane Gillis
and then Taylor's like, I think we
Taylor
might lose power like a minute before the power went out. You called it.
Will Compton
Something about the infrastructure in Nashville too. They love. We love to lose power here. It's like our favorite pastime in the spring and fall. Dude, anytime there's a big storm. Yeah, you Might as well.
Shane Gillis
We also love to have shitty telephone poles absolutely everywhere in Nashville.
Will Compton
Do you know why? Do you know why that's the case?
Shane Gillis
No, I don't.
Will Compton
Because I just drive around.
Shane Gillis
I think, like, man, when are we gonna just. No, of course power goes out everywhere. Look at the infrastructure.
Will Compton
The infrastructure is terrible. It's awful. The reason why a lot of people put the telephone wires in the ground, because the ground's softer. It's easy to dig into Tennessee. A lot of limestone, a lot of rock under there. That's why, like, if you want to build a pool in Nashville, it's like a thousand times more expensive than like Arizona. Like, for $50,000 in Arizona, you could have the most beautiful pool you've ever seen in your life.
Shane Gillis
With the diving board.
Will Compton
Yeah, with a diving board, buddy. It's about 10ft deep, if you wanted. Yeah, like Marco Polo. Like you've never seen before in your entire life. Here you. 50k for a pool. I mean, you get yourself a little. Little tub. Above ground pool. Nothing good around them.
Shane Gillis
Above ground pools can get active.
Will Compton
There's something about above ground pools that
Shane Gillis
kind of hit the best wrestling matches happening in above ground. Yes, in the. The best. The best. Like wave parties.
Will Compton
All right, I'm not. I'm not against what you're saying, but I gotta hear about that.
Shane Gillis
Give us some more. Like making it a wave pool. You ever get on the Rats and you're younger with your boys and you're like, yo, let's create a wave pool.
Will Compton
I remember doing it where you're just
Shane Gillis
sitting there doing it and it's everywhere. You're pretending you're out in the ocean in the middle of a storm. Shave me, pull me up on the wrap.
Will Compton
That sounds like a blast, dude.
Shane Gillis
Those. I guess I'm calling them now. Wave parties.
Will Compton
Wave parties. Boys want to come over and just do wave parties for four hours? Boys are just pushing down. We would always do it the other. But this is the exact above ground pool you. We would get like four or five of our boys and we just go in a circle as fast.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
The world start hitting that. Yes, dude.
Shane Gillis
All of a sudden, that's a shitty above ground.
Will Compton
What is going on with you?
Shane Gillis
Look at that. Yeah, man. This is it. It's like, what is that? A family of five? You can't do no whirlpool in that.
Will Compton
We start walking around in circles for a while.
Shane Gillis
That one, top row, all the way to the right. That one.
Will Compton
That's the same AI will.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but that's.
Will Compton
You Think someone's got a private house in Maui and they have an above ground pool?
Shane Gillis
Not Maui, I'm saying the. The structure of that pool. That's the O.G.
Will Compton
it looks like it was drawn by a 13 year old.
Shane Gillis
Will.
Will Compton
That's a fake pool. Make sure that's in the show so people can look at what Will just decided to be his argument.
Shane Gillis
I've literally never seen. I've never seen a square or rectangle.
Will Compton
Yeah, either. I haven't either. But the circle pools, if they're big enough to Will standards, you can't hit a nice way. You get enough boys in there, especially ones that can squat 405, five or six times. Dude, you go, you start ripping around in circles. Eventually one's taking us and I bet you it's beaming. Yeah, he was getting his ass pulled to the middle, dude.
Shane Gillis
He's getting his ass pulled. Strength is different in the water.
Will Compton
Straight, dude.
Shane Gillis
It is. You know, Demon was getting bullied in the water.
Will Compton
What is up with Will today?
Shane Gillis
Dude, I would body.
Will Compton
Come on, man.
Shane Gillis
Demon with the dishwasher. Get him in a full nelson. You just go back and forth.
Will Compton
Dishwasher, dude, I think there's an exact clip from beer Olympics a couple years ago of you doing that to like. What was it? Who were you doing that to? It might have been me. I can't remember, but I just remember like the camera panning. It's like, guys, but yeah, this is so much fun. There's just one, the smallest guy getting his ripped around and Will just. Head's not moving at all. That's wild. Is Will a bully?
Shane Gillis
Dude, no, we're just talking about old. We're talking about old times in the pool, man.
Will Compton
Old times.
Shane Gillis
You never dishwasher anybody.
Will Compton
Of course you know me. You know me. I like to wrestle with the boys. Dude, I love ask. Clump, clump. Show your chest.
Shane Gillis
Can't confirm nor deny those allegations, but Taylor's a. Taylor's a good wrestler. He's strong. He's strong.
Will Compton
No, no, no.
Shane Gillis
Are we able to post the bruising photo? As he says, lift up your shirt. No, no, there's no bruising. No bruising, dude.
Will Compton
There's something about getting a couple bevies in you. A couple of bud lights, maybe a couple neutrals, and then just getting your hands on your fellas and hurting someone. I know it. Just know when you're having fun, there's something about.
Shane Gillis
Something about getting drunk.
Will Compton
Man just wants to feel another man's strength, you know, I had the opportunity in Pittsburgh. It was incredible. One thing I learned, Beeman's got some natural strength in him. He's got some natural about him.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, that was the most fun I've had in. I mean, that was the most fun night.
Will Compton
Exactly. As an adult, nothing wrong with getting a little bit of hurt because it's a lot of fun.
Shane Gillis
I saw he had you in kind of like a crucifix.
Will Compton
Oh, he had me.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Dropped that photo. Beeman had me. Low key. If Beeman was a little tighter, he probably would have put me to sleep and come talking about me being a good wrestler. Will and I have wrestled three times in our lives. All three times have ended up on the ground. This. These Missouri cats, dude, bad business school. But they can wrestle, bro. They can wrestle out there.
Shane Gillis
Little cauliflower. Yeah, yeah. I wrestled back in my day, dude.
Will Compton
There was one time where I had to get catch hands in front of Taylor and we're like on the couch wrestling around and Will, like, you could tell Will got into it. Hip tossed my ass and got to give credit where credit is due. Hey, you're the man, bro. You're the man.
Shane Gillis
Taylor reached up and tried, started to choke me.
Will Compton
Yeah, it's kind of a move, dude.
Shane Gillis
You saw the like look in his eyes.
Will Compton
I am a choker, dude. Demon.
Shane Gillis
Abc.
Will Compton
When I get in a pickle, dude, I gotta go for that throw. I gotta figure something out.
Taylor
Yeah, the fight on the bus, that's
Will Compton
exactly what you did. Oh, yeah. He's got the three months removed from an ACL surgery and Will wanted to bully me, dude.
Taylor
I think that was a little bit of both ways. You were, you were egging them on with the finger point.
Will Compton
No doubt.
Shane Gillis
Let's keep the vibes up. Let's keep the vibes.
Will Compton
Let's keep the vibes, guys. By the way, you two in the back, anytime you want a little inside ball, you get between that face mask and that shoulder pad, a little throat shot. Okay, guys are done. Guys are. I'm just letting you know. Yeah, oh, no doubt.
Shane Gillis
So he. Anytime he'd line up at like a. A four or five and like half out to the tight ends, he used to like. So we, we teach the technique, like a half technique where they just go straight at the tight ends anytime they knew they were getting a weird with the tackle.
Taylor
Tight end.
Shane Gillis
Exactly. So he would just take his right, right hand and just throat chop any tight end that was coming his way. And it like in the tight end, we were at this point we had started like having to swat his hand to try to get him on the ground. Because it just instantly would.
Will Compton
Like in my defense.
Taylor
In my defense, they're smaller.
Shane Gillis
So, like, where I'm usually putting my
Taylor
hands for a tackle, that's where their face is.
Will Compton
Okay, so, like. So you try to hit the tackles in the face?
Taylor
No, no, I'm trying to hit him in the chest.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Taylor
They're like. They try and get low and under you. I'm like, bro, like, that's where my hands go.
Shane Gillis
It's not on purpose.
Taylor
I promise.
Shane Gillis
It's not on purpose. It's definitely on purpose.
Will Compton
You should make. You should make that on purpose because you get a little throat shot and then get back down there a little bit. That's when the stunned. Stunned. Can't breathe very good now. They're dumb, dude.
Shane Gillis
It's not a perfect. Clean ball player.
Will Compton
Clean ball. Clean ball player. Clean as.
Shane Gillis
You listening, Dave? Yeah, Dave.
Will Compton
Clean. We do everything by the rules here at University of Michigan, but look at that. Look at Beeman. Loki got a little.
Shane Gillis
That's not AI.
Will Compton
That's not AI.
Shane Gillis
He's got you in one right there.
Will Compton
Yeah, me. Look at my T. Spine mobility. That's awesome. We gotta get. Do you know what we need? And I've been thinking about this for the last three, four days. We need to get a nice little karaoke night with the boys. Yeah, we gotta get where. We go to, like, Kelly's at. What I think it's called Kelly's at, like, Pinterest, pin something. Alley.
Shane Gillis
Printer's Alley.
Will Compton
Printer's Alley. Or we had a little karaoke night and we just go, hey, we're right. We have dds or we're getting Ubers. We're gonna put a couple down. We're gonna have a little fun. We're gonna rent out the place and just sing some karaoke, get on the mic a little bit. You know what I'm saying? That thing caught me off guard first. My own body. My own body kind of went against me right there for a second. I don't know, man. What else we got on the. On the docket?
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Fourth be with you? Of course. May the fourth be with you. It's the fifth right now. Clump had a baby baby shower over the weekend. Great.
Will Compton
Baby shower club, Shout out club. Dude, congrats. Your beautiful wife, Lindsay.
Shane Gillis
My wife had a baby shower. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
Will Compton
How'd it go? Did all the boys show up?
Shane Gillis
A lot of the boys showed up. We had a good time. We played a lot of games, played some cornhole Derek and I beat the young guys, which was awesome.
Will Compton
Nice.
Shane Gillis
Oh, Scotty was ripping around, having a lot of fun. Zilla.
Taylor
It was a good time. Good time.
Shane Gillis
Hang with his best friend. My best friend AJ was there. Shout out to aj.
Will Compton
That's awesome.
Shane Gillis
It was a good time. It was. It was fun. A lot of people showed up. We had food. Lynn's made all the food, which was crazy for her own baby shower. Decided to make the food. Her cooking is undeniable.
Will Compton
She kind of crushes. Dude. Everything great.
Shane Gillis
Hey, that banana bread or whatever banana
Will Compton
bread she brings here all the time.
Shane Gillis
Everyone loves it. It's great.
Will Compton
Come on. She rips that up, dude.
Shane Gillis
The fat cookies.
Will Compton
Hold on now.
Shane Gillis
Hold on. We don't do fan here, guys.
Will Compton
We don't do fan here. Yep, absolutely.
Shane Gillis
She brings cookies in here that everyone just eats real quick. And the joke is now that they've fent and I'm of kind cuz they're so good. Cuz they're addicting.
Will Compton
It's a joke. That's not a clean t. That's not a clean.
Shane Gillis
A ton of respect for fentanyl being used in medicinal purposes in hospital.
Will Compton
Yeah, hospital. Yeah. Trauma. Trauma and the ambulance. That type.
Shane Gillis
Respect to the medical community.
Will Compton
Yeah, Respect to medical community. Got to have that. That's beautiful. While your baby shower was taking place, I could not be there, but Willow Rose Lawan and her soccer team shout out the hot sauce. They won their first game this weekend.
Shane Gillis
Team name is the Hot Sauce. Yeah.
Will Compton
How badass is that? That's a great team name. Yeah. Willow was in there. She was just kicking kids in the shin. She was getting after a little bit, a little more timid. But she had a moment where she, like, she was getting subbed out. She started. She was getting subbed out, and she walked off the field. And I'm about to like, hey, come over here for a second. Because you can't be. You can't be walking off the field. Yeah, yeah. If you're walking, you're wrong. Before I could even be like, willow, get over here. Mom's like, willow, come here. I don't ever want to see you walk off the field again. And I'm over there like, oh, my God, Taylor, I love that. You gotta have it.
Shane Gillis
How do we respond?
Will Compton
She goes, okay, mommy.
Taylor
Perfect.
Shane Gillis
Runs back out there.
Will Compton
Yeah. Mommy goes, go, go sit with your teammates. She goes to her teammates. I looked at Taylor, she's like, oh, yeah, buddy. That's how we do it. She was plus two on the day. So she was there she didn't score any of the points, but she was on the field both times. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Shane Gillis
That's. That's like a stat plus.
Will Compton
No, I mean, that's more of a hockey stat. I don't know if that works in soccer. That's a hockey stat. Like if you're. If your line is on the ice, when you get. When you get a goal, you're plus one. If you go goal scored on you, you're minus one.
Shane Gillis
Got you.
Will Compton
Yeah. Okay. There's a little inside. Inside puck for you, right?
Shane Gillis
Inside puck, inside puck.
Will Compton
Got you, babe. Speaking of pug. Speaking of puck, shout out. Matty Malone hit the game winner in a shootout last night. Did anybody go?
Shane Gillis
Matt Malone's here at the shop. He has a beer league that he participates in that he takes very seriously. He scored the game winner last night in the shootout. Sent us a selfie. He's fired up. We're fired up for him.
Will Compton
Yeah, shut up. Alone. Dude, we need more hockey. We gotta get more. We gotta get on the ice more as a team.
Taylor
You never hear me talking about my flag, my highlights. Oh, I scored six touchdowns, but it's like, like. Yeah, well, we can. We can pat Matt on the back for a little shootout.
Shane Gillis
We had a pre production meeting.
Will Compton
Throw it on there.
Shane Gillis
You said we don't ever hear you talk about. I never come here.
Taylor
I had four touchdowns last night. Two passing, two running a pick. I know, Mitch.
Will Compton
I just tell you something. Comparison is the thief of joy, dude. Like, don't. Don't compare the praise that Malone's getting to what you done the field.
Taylor
No, I'm just saying, like, we ran a one on one, Matt and I, and those. Those of you that were there, saw what happened happen. I don't know what that has to do with anything, but I just wanted to put that.
Shane Gillis
But you want to get it out there. You want to get a call back for this. This might be hurting yourself. Mental draft chances right now.
Taylor
Well, yeah, but that, that's. I. I have tape out there.
Will Compton
It's clean tape. You got tape out there, so let the world see your tape. You know. You know, on Twitter you were. You were voted most athletic in the office two years running.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
And you want me on May 4, pat you on the ass right now after Matt Malone? No, I'm just you abuse on the football field just a couple weeks ago, finally catches a W. Trying to get
Shane Gillis
our boy Malone some shine.
Taylor
I'm always there to give him some shine, but I just want to well,
Will Compton
it sounds like not always, right? It's not always.
Shane Gillis
It feels like you're saying, whenever you have some shine, let's give you some shine. I don't.
Taylor
I don't feel the need to.
Will Compton
Your words of affirmation, you felt the
Shane Gillis
need to say something.
Will Compton
You're a guy that when you do good, we have to tell you good.
Taylor
Hold on.
Will Compton
Well, this is. You just did. That's. You just told me like we used to. Tell me how to coach it. You.
Taylor
You guys know how to coach? I've been here. I've been here long enough. You guys know how to coach.
Shane Gillis
So how'd your flag game go? Give us.
Taylor
Give us a break. Got rained out last week.
Shane Gillis
Got rained out. This is a great spot, cuz. I saw the clip. Didn't get a lot of. Didn't get a lot of buzz. But this is. This is Mitch with his, what? Glasses on. Meta glasses on. Recording as a defensive player. This cat's running at him. Looks like he's going to truck. Mitch. Run him over. Mitch kind of steps out of the way. Dude does a front flip to get into the end zone.
Taylor
One of the most insane feats of athleticism.
Will Compton
Hold on now.
Shane Gillis
It feels like a fake thing. Like you set it up.
Will Compton
Hey, hold on, Mitch, you moved out of the way in contact.
Shane Gillis
Well, he's breaking down. Look, he breaks down. Dude kind of gathers. Mitch is like, okay, what's going on here? He hits a flip. How do you even. How do you even defend that?
Taylor
Get a cleat to the face.
Shane Gillis
That's a great move by the offense.
Will Compton
That's a great move by that guy.
Taylor
I don't know if it's legal, but I mean, like, I.
Will Compton
Well, you can't flip in a game.
Taylor
No. You're not even really allowed to, like, jump or dive when you're running the ball.
Shane Gillis
Oh, really?
Will Compton
That's flag guarding. But what an opportunity for that bottom flag for you to snipe that out of the way.
Shane Gillis
But hey, in a real flag football league, that would be illegal.
Taylor
Yes.
Shane Gillis
Okay. I think I was gonna say for
Taylor
how cool that was. That should be legal like that.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, that. That's incredible because if you grabbed him and it wasn't his flag, then you'd get a pass penalty. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
I'm also not trying to hurt the kid if he, like, if I mess
Shane Gillis
up his rotation and you're trying not to get hurt. Take a cleat to the mouth.
Will Compton
Yes. You moved out of the way. Contact.
Shane Gillis
I got you. We have some tear talks here. Again, you want to, you want to get featured on busting with the boys, Just use hashtag tier talk. This one comes from high water sucks tear talk. When looking back at a player's career, what do we value more? The counting stats or more specific moments or games?
Will Compton
No, that's a great, that's a great question.
Shane Gillis
It's a great question.
Will Compton
I think it comes to skill positions. You can't, you, your argument goes to stats, but if it's an individual that doesn't get a whole lot of stats, you kind of go to moments.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, I feel like there's a short, like a shorter shelf life for like moments and games that a guy has. Like you will be seeing like Antonio Brown, we'll be seeing moments he had for a while, but then once you get farther, further removed, it'll. It'll mainly just be your stats.
Will Compton
Yeah, there's a lot going on. Like Antonio Brown's a very unique one because he's so polarizing on the Internet. But I'll never forget 2016, Thursday Night Football. We played in Pittsburgh and he caught that, that ball on his helmet and I'm just like this, like they were bodying us the entire day and it was pretty much all Antonio Brown.
Shane Gillis
That was too Washington and he's twerking in the end zone and yeah, he was a demon. He was a demon.
Will Compton
He had some hit movement on those twerks too. Like his game recognized game like this boy, a bit of a menace.
Taylor
We just had somebody on that could kind of go with this. Our interview last Friday.
Shane Gillis
Remind us, remind us. Brain, brain, brain, brain. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
I didn't know if we wanted to say it. We just had Eli on like, yeah, his stats are very comparable to somebody who's in the hall of Fame.
Will Compton
Yep.
Taylor
And it's like, do you want to go off of stats or you want to go off the moments? I mean, he beat Brady twice.
Will Compton
Yeah. I think Antonio Brown you look at objectively, he's probably a Hall of Fame guy, not a first ballot guy, but he's a Hall of Fame guy nonetheless when it comes to just his career.
Shane Gillis
That's a good point though. Like even Eli Manning stats I'm like unfamiliar with because I think more about the moments in the two Super Bowls and you know, the game winning drive defeating the Patriots, the crazy throwing catch with guys hanging off of them. But in time it's going to be, it's going to be a stats game.
Taylor
But his stats are comparable to John Elway who's in the hall of Fame. So it's like, right.
Shane Gillis
Eli's got top 10, like, yards and touchdowns.
Will Compton
I believe he's got the, what, the most passing yards in a playoff season. Like, in 1. In 1 playoffs.
Shane Gillis
OBJ's, like, stats right now. I, I do. I think of his crazy catches, his moments where he feels like a Hall of Fame guy.
Will Compton
Right.
Shane Gillis
But when we get five, five years down the road, he's up for hall of Fame, it's gonna be. We're all going to be privy to what his stats were.
Will Compton
Hey, I don't think, I don't think OBJ is a Hall of Fame guy. He, he was. His candle burned so bright for a short time. Injuries took place, all that stuff. It's no disrespect to him. Like, in his prime, he was truly, like, one of the best players I've ever watched. But, yeah, I, I think Eli is.
Shane Gillis
So you don't think he has stats to go in the. I truly don't know. I'm just, I'm trying to think about, like, this guy's question where he says, what do we value more? And I'm like, I mean, it's a great.
Will Compton
So Odell and I, we're the same draft class. And he's like, I played. Ended up playing nine years. He's in the 9ish years, still trying to get in. Was kind of bouncing around a little bit. Just that amount of time he was in the league, I don't think is enough to be a Hall of Famer. Does that make sense?
Shane Gillis
Kind of. I, I, again, I don't know. I don't know his stats, and I don't know, like, all the guys that are in the hall of Fame, I don't know their stat. I go now, every, every year when the hall of Fame gets debated and talked about who's a finalist who didn't make first ballot, second ballot, third ballot, all that stuff, like, Eli's kind of in right now. I kind of don't know everybody's stats until people are having those arguments. I just think of them as players. I'm like, yo, that dude was really like, you know, like a Hall of Fame guy.
Will Compton
Yeah. When Odell and Eli were at the Giants, it's like, oh, we have to go against those two this week. Yeah, this is gonna suck.
Shane Gillis
Entire game plan would be around trying to handle Odell Beckham.
Will Compton
Right, Exactly.
Shane Gillis
Like, how do you stop. How do you. Yeah, how do you stop the run with a light box. Knowing that you have to have a light box the entire game because you can't just leave one on one against Odell.
Will Compton
Yeah. The thing interesting about Eli, I was thinking about it more after we had the interview on Friday. I feel like Eli is a rare. It's a rare situation where he's actually being overshadowed by his brother a little bit when it comes to hall of Fame status. Both of them have two Super Bowls. But I just feel like the sheriff. He had a more.
Shane Gillis
You.
Will Compton
You see the way they talk, too. Like, he. Peyton planned everything was always very strategic. You see him on the SNL and doing all the stuff. Like, he was very strategic about his game where Eli's like, I'm just gonna do the best I possibly can. Let it come to me. And I just feel like because of Peyton's overbearing personality, not in a disrespectful way. It just maybe overshadows Eli a little bit when it comes to these arguments about the hall of Fame.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, Peyton, too. I don't think he had look up Peyton Manning's records like Eli. They were losing seasons on the back half with the Giants when he ends up fizzling out or gets ran out of New York.
Will Compton
Just to argue that point. 2015, when they. The Broncos won the super bowl, like, Peyton was throwing muffins in the middle of the season where it was like. I think there was a conversation like, do we bench Peyton Manning? And the defense ended up taking off. He ended up being better because he
Shane Gillis
also had that, like, surgery that year, right?
Will Compton
Yeah. The next surgery. That's why he left the cold. He had the neck surgery. They had a bad year. And that's when they got Andrew Luck the next year.
Shane Gillis
Sure. And what I'm looking for is, like, Peyton Manning, like, all the records of the teams that he was on by year.
Will Compton
Hold on. But this is kind of nice. Is this Eli and Peyton compared. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
This. These are their career stats.
Will Compton
Oh, that's. Well will.
Shane Gillis
Or look at their wins and losses. Like, how many. What was their overall. There you go. Record as a starter. See, like, Peyton Manning won 70 of games. He was in. Yeah. Eli at 50 and Eli's back half. They had one year where they lost in the wild car around and I believe went like 11 and 5. But there was a lot of, like, losing seasons around that.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Versus the. How he came on the scene. How good the Giants were in the 2000s.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
So I feel like that just plays into the image of, like, your. Your conversation about, like, Peyton Manning and Eli. Like, Peyton was always on outside of, like, his rookie year. When they went. They were Shit. They were like what, 3 and 13? 3 and 13.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Like Peyton's always. They've always been in the hunt. They've always been in the playoffs.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Losing seasons.
Will Compton
It was rookie year in year four,
Shane Gillis
he was six and 10. Manning, he only had two losing seasons.
Will Compton
Just that comparison chart right there too. The only thing that Eli has on Peyton is the interceptions. Which is funny because Peyton in our episode with Peyton Manning talks about him setting the record.
Shane Gillis
Indy like took down Tom Brady when Tom Brady was at his peak twice.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
When you're arguing individuals, obviously it's a team game and everything else.
Will Compton
Yeah. But he out dueled Tom Brady in
Shane Gillis
his prime in a game winning drive against what would have been the greatest team to ever, ever step on the grass.
Will Compton
Yeah. God, that's pretty incredible.
Shane Gillis
That's interesting. I feel like most of this is
Taylor
showing that you are talking about moments,
Shane Gillis
stuff like that kind of is like.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Because you look at those stats. Okay. I kind of understand the real argument here. Go to obgyn.
Shane Gillis
Great Tier two talk. Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
You almost accidentally answered it.
Will Compton
Career totals 119 games played. Yeah, I still just the first one.
Shane Gillis
He hasn't played enough games. I have.
Taylor
I can find that.
Will Compton
All right. I mean his career records, he's 500. So. Yeah. Probably one. Great.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Also there's like the season, the single season records that Peyton had for touchdowns and stuff like that. Yeah.
Will Compton
Eli had seven losing seasons and he only made four Pro Bowls, which is, is crazy. Pro Pro Bowls for quarterbacks are so weird though.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Will Compton
Because they'll just, just. Yeah, they'll just get in and they'll just say no. Or they'll be at the first alternate and they'll just say no because who
Shane Gillis
is the, who is the backup? Huntley. Yeah, Huntley got in. I mean Shadur Sanders this past year is a pro. He's a Pro Bowl. He's a Pro bowl player.
Will Compton
He's a Pro bowl quarterback.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Shadur Sanders is a Pro Bowl.
Shane Gillis
But I'm just thinking when you're thinking hall of Fame quarterback, like one of the best to ever do it. I feel like the, the, the debate and blemish that kind of Eli has is the seven losing seasons. Like you think of a Hall of Fame quarterbacks under center. You're, you're, you're always, you're always fighting for a playoffs.
Will Compton
I, I love to. And we can break this down when we have Eli's episode comes out. We should probably wait for that a little bit to more break down this conversation. But I'd love to see the comparison between John Elway and Eli Manning.
Shane Gillis
Very comparable.
Will Compton
Very compare. Well, I don't know. I actually don't know.
Shane Gillis
Mitch actually did a full breakdown on that because when we were talking to him about the hall of Fame stuff, stuff I was trying to feel out, like where he was to maybe potentially bring up. Yeah. The side by side of him in la. But you know, Eli, he was just being Eli.
Will Compton
That's what you gotta love about Eli.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Just kind of a homie.
Shane Gillis
He's like, did I. You know, we'll have to wait till the interview comes.
Will Compton
Let's hear a couple more tear talks, huh? Well, we got straight tick tocks. There we go. This one comes from. Dude, you gotta zoom in on that. My eyes are just so bad at Mitten.
Shane Gillis
Michelle.
Will Compton
Mitt. Michelle, what are we getting at? Jared Goff on the bus for a proper interview. Hashtag, great question.
Shane Gillis
Great question. Would love to have a question for a proper interview.
Will Compton
Gotta have him on for proper interview. I will say not Jared Goff, but another starting quarterback. Might have been the quarterback who won the super bowl this past year. He and I had a conversation last week. Seems like there might be something coming up.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, he's down. He's been down. He's been super busy.
Will Compton
He's been on before.
Shane Gillis
Yes, he babies.
Will Compton
He's busy. He's a busy boy, that's all.
Shane Gillis
And Michelle, I'm assuming he knows that we've had Jared Goff on in the past. Training camp for proper interview. Yeah, Would love to have him on.
Will Compton
Jared Goff is a. If Beer Olympics ever comes back. He got. He's got to be in.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
He think he did say he was a. Yes.
Shane Gillis
He, like almost pulled you off to the side right after the cameras cut to be like, I just want you
Will Compton
to know, here's a question for the audience and the back of the bus. What is a better chance of happening? Winning Beer Olympics or Will and Matt to fulfill their fantasy football punishment? What are better chances?
Shane Gillis
I'm out of coffee. I'm gonna go get some coffee. Perfect timing.
Will Compton
Get the guy. Get it. Get him some coffee. Get him some coffee.
Shane Gillis
He can get it. Okay.
Will Compton
He can get it.
Shane Gillis
Shout out Dick Richard, though.
Taylor
Shout out.
Will Compton
Shout out Dick Richard. Oh, Dick Richard says, whatever happened to the fantasy football losers punishment? Hey, what the is going on with that?
Shane Gillis
Yeah. What are we doing? I even gave Will some good ways out of it. I feel like we have a great plan that just didn't get executed. Yeah, I told him a Way to do it. It might be one of the funniest things we could do. I should hold off on saying it.
Will Compton
Yeah. Don't say it's a great loophole that, like, he still follows. I don't think it needs to be a loophole. I think the boy just needs to listen. You're gonna be a man of your word. All right.
Taylor
He's not gonna listen to this. What were you gonna say?
Shane Gillis
If Matt Malone listens to this episode and reports back to us what we're saying, then maybe we can figure out something. But he'll never listen to this episode. Yeah, basically, it's that he should make a deal with Matt where it's like, hey, dude, like, the thing that we
Will Compton
pitch to the rest of the team
Shane Gillis
is that one of us has to
Will Compton
be in the room for it.
Shane Gillis
So for the first hour, it's like you can tap in, tap out. They make it fun for the first
Taylor
hour where it's like, Will taps in
Shane Gillis
to go to the bathroom, Matt taps out. And then eventually just like an hour or two in Matt's or Will's like, all right, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then just dips for the
Taylor
next 22 and a half hours.
Will Compton
I like that, but I like it flipped.
Shane Gillis
I like nasty boys.
Will Compton
Gotta. Will's gotta. He listen.
Taylor
Will just leave. We can't let him get away.
Will Compton
Listen. Great guy.
Shane Gillis
Great guy.
Will Compton
Good man. Ton of respect for him. Ton of respect for Will. But when you don't. You don't follow through on a punishment after you committed to something. It's like he's in the same category as Danlofsky. Not doing the earring right now on espn.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, I'm not. I hate that I'm gonna be the one defending Will here for this. I will say this. His one thing he said that. That I'm on his side on was that we didn't make the punishment till after we started the league. So he agreed he'd do something. He never agreed to the punishment before he agreed to doing it.
Will Compton
Everybody agree that's busting with the boy. Everyone agreed to it. He just happened to find himself in there.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah, right.
Shane Gillis
That's the only thing I'll say.
Will Compton
The punishment was made crazy. The crazy trade you guys did in the middle of the season that end up getting me and Coupe.
Shane Gillis
Not me.
Will Compton
Well, the you guys. You people.
Shane Gillis
Was you.
Will Compton
No.
Shane Gillis
Who made. Oh, Ryan Nolan Ryan.
Will Compton
That was kind of crazy, right?
Shane Gillis
That was kind of crazy.
Will Compton
That was a little bit nuts. Yeah, it's a little Bit nuts. Let's hit another tear talk before Will comes back here.
Shane Gillis
We got a good one right here.
Will Compton
Also from Dick Richard.
Shane Gillis
If I can fix the sheet. Dick Richard, man.
Will Compton
Dick Richard's on it today. Hashtag tear chalk. If you had action finger, action figure hands, where would your. Where your hands are stuck in. Dude, I can't see this. Hold. Zoom it in. All right, we're zooming, zooming, zooming. All right. Where your hands are stuck in one position. Close fists, finger pointing, holding something. What position would your. Would you choose? Hashtag. We still love Shane. That's a great question. I get Krista Lee on the bus. Interesting Action figure hands. How would you want it
Shane Gillis
like that forever.
Will Compton
Taylor. Don't do that. Don't do that, don't do that.
Shane Gillis
That's not the one, guys. Those stone.
Will Compton
Screenshot that. Don't screenshot no.
Shane Gillis
1. Screenshot that.
Will Compton
Don't. Don't screenshot that.
Shane Gillis
Don't use. Damn.
Will Compton
No one's going to be nasty no one's going to be nasty about going over some. Am I doing too much? Yes, you're going to. Dude. No one will do that. The Internet's a nice place. They would not do that to me. Right.
Shane Gillis
Just.
Will Compton
I'll do it.
Shane Gillis
We hit the action figure.
Will Compton
If you're an action figure, your hands had to be one way. How would you want. Taylor, show them yours. I like that. Or this.
Shane Gillis
I think I'd go here. Yeah, but there'd also be holes. There'd also be holes in my hands in case you wanted to put something you like a sword.
Will Compton
Yeah. Or a weapon. And a little button on your back.
Taylor
Jump in there.
Will Compton
So me like this. And then Will's got a button on his back.
Shane Gillis
Does this Boy's going skiing the ski. We got to get the interns. Interns got.
Will Compton
Yeah, interns. How would you want your hands Definitely
Shane Gillis
closer to wills so that you can still like, punch and like, kind of get at it, but still be able. I. I'd keep your hand away from this area. Yeah, I'm staying out like this.
Will Compton
D is not going to do anything, dude. Like, like, like.
Shane Gillis
Like lego figure. Like a true lego figure.
Will Compton
Okay.
Shane Gillis
You know what I mean? Absolutely. I mean, so you want your arms kind of straight. You're a fan of bruskies. Like, it's still. I know you are. Or a fan of blocking and catching. Blocking, catching. You still catch. Yeah, yeah, that'd be. It'd be a good spot in case you want to put a neutral or a bud light or an ollie pop. You can just one hand, like, straight,
Taylor
and then like one.
Shane Gillis
Like Lego.
Will Compton
Hold on.
Taylor
Getting close, getting close. But, like, I just feel like you need an open hand sometimes.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
As an action figure, for sure.
Will Compton
Slapping.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
You have one that's like a beer and. Yo, that'd be awesome. Just a trailer park action figure clock. Stop saying cut that dude club. That's funny. That's objectively funny.
Shane Gillis
Club does have to stop saying that's funny. A ton of respect for people in trailer parks I love too. He's like, I feel like you have to have an open hand.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Like, we're just action figures. It's. We come to life at night time. He's like, you need this open hand to function, dude.
Will Compton
Have you guys seen the movie Toy Soldiers?
Taylor
You talking about the.
Will Compton
No, no, not in that movie.
Shane Gillis
No. Hang on, hang on. Are you thinking small soldiers?
Will Compton
Small soldiers, yeah. Have you seen the movie Small Soldiers? No.
Shane Gillis
Oh, man. You gotta watch small ones.
Will Compton
Yeah. Or they go.
Shane Gillis
They're young.
Will Compton
They're young. But this guy. Let me just zoom in on Archer for me real quick. The guy in the back right there, that's. That's who everybody wants to be. Everybody from the 90s wants to be that guy right there. Chip Hazard is a problem. Chip Hazard's a problem.
Shane Gillis
He's a good villain in the movie.
Will Compton
I wanted one of those toys so bad as a kid, dude. And I just wanted to wake up.
Shane Gillis
The marketing team did not take advantage of how much that movie blew up. I felt like I never saw any of those toys out there.
Will Compton
Yeah, right, bro. Like, truly. And how about that toy store in the movie? How sick is that toy store? Could you imagine as a kid going in there the. By your old spot? There's that toy store right there. That's pretty rad. Yeah, the trains in it and stuff like that.
Shane Gillis
You talking about right next to Little Red, right? The coffee shop? Yeah. Little outlet.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
The song and the stuff used to be.
Will Compton
No, no, no, no. You're too far.
Shane Gillis
You're too far.
Will Compton
So I'm pulling out of your old house, right? I think I'm taking a right. And then it's a quick left. Like you're going out of the light and it's quick left. It's like a big red sign. It's a legit toy store, dude.
Shane Gillis
Dude, I'll have to go.
Will Compton
Has, like, trains. You have kids.
Shane Gillis
Go find some Gorgon. Go. Go find some Gorgonites. A celebrity crush that I kind of grew up with. I'm sure we all did. Toy Soldiers, Jumanji, and then Spider Man. Kirsten Dunst, dude. Yeah, that was a big celebrity crush for me. Kirsten Duns, the blonde in Small Soldiers
Will Compton
I'm thinking of, right?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
She's the girl in Toy Soldiers. Yeah, yeah.
Shane Gillis
Small Soldiers. Small Soldiers.
Will Compton
I'm thinking of that. The lead singer. You want to talk like this. That guy, he's like a lead singer and like. What? What?
Shane Gillis
Shout out, Trey.
Will Compton
Dude, good poll. Good poll. Dude. You want to talk like you want to act like this girl. Yeah. With the chainsaw. Yeah. I getting your ass raw. Yeah.
Taylor
Dude.
Will Compton
First off, that funk, that song that's on rips. It rips.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but that was my celebrity crush for Durst.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Durst. Let's get you wrap. All right, let's move on. Onward.
Shane Gillis
Oh, from Aaron Walth7225 on YouTube hashtag tear talk. Let's get real smart. In the SEC versus Big Ten draftees discussion, you have to average per draft eligible players within each conference because each conference does not have the same number of teams every year. Pre and post realignments. More teams means more players, means more OPS for draft picks. Sherm, get AI on it.
Will Compton
Wow. It's really a tear talk for Sherm.
Shane Gillis
It's a clean take.
Will Compton
Yeah, it's a clean, clean take, clean take, clean take. Whether to get those numbers really dialed
Shane Gillis
in because Big Ten now has. How many teams are in the Big Ten? Is it 18?
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
18. Now there's a lot. But to his point, when you're looking at the past, before the realignment, SEC has. SEC had more?
Will Compton
Four more teams?
Shane Gillis
Yeah. 14.
Will Compton
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that makes sense.
Shane Gillis
So that makes sense because we're breaking it down. And Big Tim was the next closest. I'll get a full breakdown for next intro. Yeah, that. I think this guy's on to something. Per draft, eligible players per draft. We'll get on it for you, Aaron. Yeah, thank you for the hashtag to
Will Compton
your talk Trades day. For those of you guys, if you didn't watch the intro last week, there's an argument taking place. So many SEC players were drafted versus Big Ten players, yet the argument is the last three national championships came from the Big Ten.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. So this was the first year of the Big Ten being more than sec. Correct. In the first round. In the first round.
Will Compton
The first round, yeah. And also nil. I think that's where my brain keeps going back to is Ed Ozeron said it. Big Ten just seemed like they were playing by the rules in the sec. Not as much. It Just feels that a lot of respect for this. Allegedly all the conferences. Yeah, ton of respect for them. Dude, what a. What a what an intro.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, let's.
Will Compton
Had a lot of fun.
Shane Gillis
I know the dogs are barking loud right now, but something that they can be barking for is your Sunday night giveaways.
Will Compton
Dude, I'm glad you brought it up. I'm glad.
Shane Gillis
I heard there's rumors of a chew being pulled. Did you get the ch. What's the. Because I saw a headline just hit the group chat. Yeah, Taylor pulled a chew.
Will Compton
No, we pulled a singular chew. We did not pull the actual chew. So. So for those of you who are not into Pokemon, I'll tell you, there's a. There's a brand of it called Ascended Heroes. In Ascended Heroes, there is a Pikachu. A cute ass little Pikachu next to a tree. That's the full art. You want to go nice.
Shane Gillis
Raw.
Will Compton
$1400 PSA 10. That cards with $5000 right now. I've been trying to pull that shoe on live for the last month or so, but in our process, this company called Courtyard, Shout out. Jordan Bayroff, he put me on Courtyard before this was even like a partnership or anything. Started getting on there. All the boys in the back started ripping packs, ripping slabs. So Courier comes in. Love what you're doing. We're gonna start doing giveaways with you. So now we're doing three. We're getting three fans, 500 packs and we're ripping them for fans. Last night, in our last giveaway, this guy gets on. He had a sick profile picture. He's like something back nine dad or something like that. Both of his kids were there. He had three, but there was only two with him. Him. One kid ended up getting something sick, like a little Cubone full art thing. And then his daughter, out of nowhere, nice. He got that. He's fired up the little girl right before we sign off with them, she's like, my birthday's next week. I'm like, dude, we gotta get you a card then. Well, absolutely. I think Jeremy Clump hit the chat too. Said get the girl one.
Shane Gillis
Also showed you her Pikachu hairbrush.
Will Compton
Yeah, she got a little thing from Target. And so we pulled one more pack. I was like, whatever you get, you get. You can't throw a fish it. She pulls this Pikachu that's like worth $480, something like that. PSA 10. Come on. So that's been sent to them, going to their house. Dude, I love this app. I love Doing these streams and the community, it's growing every single week. You see it kind of doing this, and I think the possibilities are endless. Dude, it's so much fun with Courtyard.
Shane Gillis
So people out there that love the collector stuff, ripping packs, whether it's Pokemon,
Will Compton
football, whatever it is, yeah, you can do one piece. DeAndre Hopkins, he hit me up. He was like, dude, you gotta get a one piece. I'm like, all right. So one piece is on there. Comic books are on there, all sorts of different cards.
Shane Gillis
If you're into collectibles, you do a stream every Sunday night, 7:00pm Central Time.
Will Compton
7:00pm Central Time. That's right. I rip packs. We'll do something. We'll do Pokemon, we'll do football. And then I'll do giveaways on Courtyard. And, dude, it's been awesome. If you don't have the Courtyard app, go and download that. And you just use promo code. No bad days. 15 for 15 off your first rip, you don't like the card you get, guess what? They'll buy it back from you immediately. You like it. You can put it in your app, you can send it to your house. Or just like last night, Jared came over because Taylor, my beautiful wife, she had an event for trees. Shout out trees, dude.
Shane Gillis
A lot of respect for trees.
Will Compton
Yeah, she did comment that Clump did not donate. We were supposed to donate through busting with the boys, and Clump did not do it. All good. Found out that I did quite a bit. So all good on that end. I donated a lot of money. I didn't even know until we were driving. There she goes. By the way, we dropped a bag on these people. Okay.
Shane Gillis
Hey, Clump, to free you, that. To me, that's.
Will Compton
That's.
Shane Gillis
That's on Brett.
Will Compton
No, that's on club. Because we're supposed to have a conversation. We're not going to play anything.
Shane Gillis
We're talking Courtyard giveaways.
Will Compton
Giveaways. But Jared came in at the end. I had a little extra money in there. So we ripped a football card, a basketball card. How much was it?
Shane Gillis
It was like a. I don't know how much the. It was under, like, value of what
Will Compton
we ripped the pack for.
Taylor
But I have it listed for sale
Shane Gillis
right now marked up.
Will Compton
You can. You can. Yeah, you can list it for sale on their marketplace. Someone can buy it. And Jared's always ripping basketball. Basketball cards.
Shane Gillis
Basketball guy. I don't. I just like basketball cards. I really don't even know why I think basketball is my favorite sport, but
Taylor
I'm not like a Sicko.
Shane Gillis
You should love seeing, like, the orange ball and the, like, a dunk happening. I just think they're the coolest. Like, badass.
Taylor
Like old cards. It's basketball cards more than any other sport.
Will Compton
Yeah. Ripping with the boys, dude. It's growing, though. Yeah, it's growing. We had. We had the most people ever.
Shane Gillis
And again, shout out Gronk.
Will Compton
Shout out Gronk.
Shane Gillis
Ernest.
Will Compton
Party Ernest. In the chat as well.
Shane Gillis
@taylor1.
Will Compton
That's my name and my handle.
Shane Gillis
Okay.
Will Compton
On Instagram.
Shane Gillis
Okay. Because it's different on X, right?
Will Compton
Yes, it's Taylor 177 on X. Cesspool X Instagram. That's where we're at, boys. That's where we're at. But yeah, dude, it's a lot of fun. I'm enjoying it. Kids are all about it. It's. It's got legs. I'll say that.
Shane Gillis
A lot of fun is being had.
Will Compton
A lot of fun is being had on there. That being said, Shane Gillis podcast, huh?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
Dogs want it. Dogs are barking.
Shane Gillis
Dogs are barking. They're pounding the steering wheel. Bless.
Will Compton
Oh, Jerry. When you're at the Georgia.
Shane Gillis
Hey, Jerry.
Will Compton
Come on,
Shane Gillis
Gilly. The interview's about to go, but do it multiple times. Yeah, okay. Do like, five.
Will Compton
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Shane Gillis
Sure, there are some new ones.
Will Compton
There's some new ones coming out, right?
Shane Gillis
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Will Compton
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Will Compton
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Taylor
I will say that toy tour is nice.
Shane Gillis
Tour is awesome.
Taylor
Did you get to see the clos?
Will Compton
Yeah, we pet the cl.
Taylor
Did you ride one?
Will Compton
Yeah. No, you didn't. Ours. It was a little cold out. He kept his high and tight the whole time.
Taylor
My. They were still soft.
Will Compton
Hard.
Taylor
Soft. Giant dongs. Distracting.
Will Compton
Yeah, I bet.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
It's one of those things like you. Yeah. You're gonna look.
Shane Gillis
Did you go up to the beer heaven?
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
The beer heaven's the taste area that you made the tankful joke.
Taylor
Drinking out of the tank.
Shane Gillis
No, drinking out of the tank.
Will Compton
That's in the basement. Down for that.
Shane Gillis
Oh, you go down.
Will Compton
Yeah. Multiple floors. Keeps it colder. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Keeps colder and you drink it right out of the spout.
Taylor
Yeah. It's awesome.
Will Compton
Yeah. That was incredible.
Taylor
I show that night and got a little buzz before. It was nice.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
In St. Louis.
Taylor
Yeah, nice.
Shane Gillis
What's new, dude?
Taylor
Hey, podcasting 101. What's new dude? You guys don't have CT?
Shane Gillis
No.
Taylor
You really don't have a chance. You don't.
Will Compton
I mean it's still good.
Taylor
What made me think about it was this busting with the boys is like a race against the clock to like. You gotta get as many episodes in as we can. Like three years, you guys are gonna be like, what'd you say to me?
Shane Gillis
We're backloaded three years in advance.
Will Compton
It happens all the Time. I. I've told the same story 50 times. We'll. We'll just stop talking. Halfway through something. I just forgot what happened.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah, you guys got it.
Taylor
That happens.
Will Compton
This has got to combat against cte, the podcast game.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Trying to stay sharp.
Taylor
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. But you did you hit a spazzle on me while you were at nd.
Will Compton
Dude, explain. You want to explain the spaz? How did I spaz?
Shane Gillis
Hey, let's just get in the tunnel of chaos right now.
Will Compton
Yeah, let's just talk through. Do you want to talk. Do you want to talk about me spazzing on you or you taking my seat or.
Taylor
Okay, we can talk about. Let's talk about the seat.
Will Compton
Or Tom Segura openly saying he would body bag you in a pass rush.
Taylor
Call that the seat? That is the worst seat in podcasting.
Will Compton
Can I get a quick tea?
Taylor
And I. Going in here, I was like, dude, I'm not sitting in that thing. So when you offered. Because I was going to do it, because you guys have made adjustments, and I appreciate that because it used to be a couch. The camera used to be, like, against your hip. It was literally the worst angle.
Shane Gillis
Hey, but you're in much better shape now.
Taylor
Thank you, boys.
Shane Gillis
You look. You look trim.
Taylor
Thank you, guys. Yeah, I'm working on it. Yeah, I'm back, actually. I'm. I'm back to my wicked ways. I'm done working on it. I. We were just filming tires, so I couldn't drink.
Shane Gillis
Is that all you did to lose weight?
Taylor
Yeah, I don't really eat much other than. Than just. I just drank beers.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, that's where you get the cows.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
You.
Shane Gillis
You don't get under. You don't get under a bar.
Taylor
No.
Shane Gillis
You don't get on a bench press. You don't get the dumbbells.
Taylor
I was. I was doing a good job earlier. Yeah, earlier today. Minutes ago. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Oh, he hit the bench press.
Will Compton
Yes.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
How many you get?
Taylor
They told me to do 10 buddy light work. Yeah.
Will Compton
It was way more impressive than I expected it to be. Way more impressive.
Taylor
35. It was an embarrassing.
Will Compton
I know, but when you were like, hey, no cameras. I don't know if it was like. Like, maybe Shane's gonna get bodied by this. I don't know, dude. I don't know.
Shane Gillis
You know what Taylor was saying, the way Tom was out there talking about you?
Will Compton
Right?
Taylor
Oh, that's.
Will Compton
Hold on. Hey. Hey. Can we get a quick tea?
Taylor
Oh, back to the.
Will Compton
Answer the first question, dude. Just.
Taylor
Same old. Still doing stand up and.
Shane Gillis
Dude, I see you. You're hosting Kevin Hart's roast.
Taylor
Oh, yeah.
Shane Gillis
That's pretty big time.
Taylor
That'll be exciting. Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
That'll be fun.
Shane Gillis
You ready to go?
Taylor
I am, but I think the jokes are too crazy.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
And I go first.
Shane Gillis
How do you even.
Taylor
Can we edit this? Cuz I want to tell them. Two of them. And I don't know if I can do that one. Oh my God. But we're going to find out.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
And I go first, so
Will Compton
next person. Other. But I'm good. End it now.
Taylor
I think that'll go bad.
Shane Gillis
But.
Taylor
But we're going to try.
Shane Gillis
How do you. How do you even figure out if a joke is too far?
Taylor
I know that that one's too far.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but how do you figure out, like, say you have a few in your mind and you kind of don't know. Are there certain people you ask or you kind of do it in smaller rooms.
Taylor
Yeah. Yeah. You practice in smaller rooms. But then they're all there. Like I did at the Mothership this weekend or this week. But that crowd, they're gonna love that I'm in Austin, Texas doing racist jokes. So that's not who I'm worried about. They're gonna like it.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
It's kind of the room that I'm worried about. The room will be a little like.
Shane Gillis
And it'll be live. Yeah.
Taylor
Gotta go first. I'm hope the show will start with that.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
That's crazy.
Shane Gillis
I think it's gonna be.
Taylor
Yeah, I'll be. You'll see. My face will be dark red. I'll be up there like. You're gonna have to. I'm sorry, everybody. I didn't even mean to say that. Yeah, that'll be tough. But that's exciting. That's. It's scary.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
It gives me anxiety to even think about.
Shane Gillis
I mean, you saw how massive the Tom Brady one was.
Taylor
It was.
Shane Gillis
And now you're up next, bro.
Taylor
I was there. I said no to doing that.
Will Compton
Why'd you say no?
Taylor
I don't like roasts. That's why. I said no. And then they told me Kevin. Kevin Hart had asked me to be the host. So I said, yeah, that's gonna make you feel. He asked me to do it, so. Yes.
Will Compton
If he's asking you to do it, every joke you just told us should be good to go.
Taylor
I agree. That second one, that's gonna be.
Will Compton
You have to work through that one.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
I think you have the meat and potatoes. It's kind of the aftermath yeah, yeah, she's tough.
Taylor
We can edit that.
Will Compton
No, we're not gonna edit that.
Taylor
Under.
Shane Gillis
Just drop the volume.
Taylor
I just got. I got those Under Armours. Dude, those spitting shoes. You get those in South Bend? Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yes. See, Notre Dame hooked it up, bro.
Will Compton
I'm just looking at your whole outfit like you really went full Notre Dame.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, because we got the boy on the show. He loves Notre Dame.
Will Compton
He does love Notre Dame.
Taylor
So do you.
Shane Gillis
I do like Notre Dame.
Taylor
So do you.
Will Compton
Do you have the gift I gave you before the show?
Taylor
The Michigan hat? Yeah. Yeah. It's out there.
Will Compton
You're not gonna. You're not gonna wear for the show?
Taylor
No.
Will Compton
Okay. But you're gonna keep it.
Taylor
It. I will. Absolutely.
Will Compton
Okay.
Taylor
It is a sick hat. And I do cheer for Michigan.
Will Compton
No, you don't.
Taylor
Twice a year.
Will Compton
No, you don't.
Taylor
Twice a year.
Will Compton
Michigan State, Ohio State.
Taylor
Ohio State, Penn State.
Will Compton
What's your beef with Penn State?
Taylor
Just being from where I'm from.
Will Compton
Yeah. Yeah, that's fair.
Taylor
And truthfully, whoever's doing better that year, I usually cheer for the other team. That's just being nasty.
Will Compton
That completely.
Taylor
Just whoever sucks.
Will Compton
There's never been a time I've gotten a text from you when Michigan is doing well. Hell, it's only like with this whole
Taylor
past year when they're bad. I'm like, let's go.
Will Compton
I'm really rooting for you guys. This is a hater.
Taylor
You guys snuck it. You almost snuck in. You would have somehow beat Ohio State.
Will Compton
Yeah. And he looked like he's not gonna strike twice. He.
Shane Gillis
Look, he. He loved. He loved Notre Dame.
Will Compton
Oh, I enjoyed. I enjoyed my time until the phone call. Phone call. I was like. Because I was.
Taylor
I didn't say anything. Anything to you.
Will Compton
That's.
Taylor
You started. You said. Look at all these person.
Will Compton
Any person who knows you, who has met you, been around you, has your phone number, has the availability to talk to you, knows what you just said is a complete lie.
Taylor
Okay. Thankfully, we have the first interaction on record already today. When I'm around you, you do tend to strike first. I haven't said one negative thing about Will today, and Will hasn't said one negative thing about me. That's nice.
Shane Gillis
I don't.
Taylor
Like you said something negative when I got here.
Will Compton
When I. When you got here, what was I doing? When you pulled up?
Taylor
You were.
Will Compton
No, no, before that. When you were pulling up in the car, what was I doing?
Taylor
You were standing there. It was very nice.
Will Compton
Standing there doing what?
Taylor
And giving me a belt that I had Asked.
Will Compton
Standing there and doing what?
Taylor
Hugging me.
Will Compton
Saluting you.
Taylor
Yeah. That's nice.
Will Compton
Then you get out of the car and what I do.
Taylor
You gave me your belt because I forgot to pack a belt.
Shane Gillis
Very nice.
Will Compton
Do you have an extra belt I could use? I was like, no, but we might have one at the shop. And I thought, you know what? I'll just let him use the one. One that I have around my waist.
Shane Gillis
Oh, dearly.
Will Compton
I love that belt. Dearly. Yeah, yeah. It's the only real belt that I own since I've lost all this weight. Everything else, whenever I lose that shoestrings until I find it again. But, yeah, the hat was probably too far.
Taylor
The hat was fine. The hat was fine.
Will Compton
You said I was nasty.
Taylor
First, I'll probably give it to my friend.
Will Compton
The hat.
Taylor
Yeah, he loves Michigan.
Will Compton
That's kind of nice.
Taylor
Die Hard Mission.
Will Compton
It's a gift to you.
Taylor
Well, I'll wear it then. I promise.
Will Compton
But, you know, tomorrow when on stage.
Taylor
Yeah. My face is 99 of my act. They need to be able to see my face. Dude, I can't wear it. I can't wear a hat on stage.
Will Compton
That's fair. But they say I was nasty and. Okay, so the spazzing.
Taylor
The spazzing was.
Shane Gillis
How did the spazzing come about?
Taylor
Okay, from my perspective, and correct me
Will Compton
if I'm wrong, before you even say your perspective, we've already seen his perspective of 20 minutes ago. So go ahead. What's your perspective?
Taylor
I. I apologize. I'm in a rotten mood. All right, that's on me. You were rotten first now. No, from my. From my perspective, the spazzing was. I think I saw you guys were there, and I. I called you.
Shane Gillis
I called you to tell you. I was like, yeah, that was a sick visit.
Taylor
And then he gets a hold of the phone and says, look at these banners. To point out that Notre Dame hasn't won A title since 88 State. While you're there, you're being disrespectful in the facility while they're being nice to you. That's not a class act. That's not a Michigan man.
Shane Gillis
Did he.
Taylor
That is not a Michigan man. That's an Ohio State man. Buckeye.
Shane Gillis
Good shot.
Taylor
That was Buckeye. You and I know that was Buckeye.
Will Compton
That. If. If that story were true, that would be Buckeye behavior.
Shane Gillis
What. What happened from your vantage point on the phone call?
Will Compton
I'll tell you, Will.
Taylor
So
Will Compton
we finished the podcast. I have now taken the last 24 hours after Marcus Freeman invited me into his home, seeing the facilities, getting to talk to the offensive line, you know Kevin. Getting to know Kevin. Which do you know Kev.
Shane Gillis
Which he knows Kev. You know, you'll be in.
Will Compton
You'll see him. The vlog's playing up here right now, so you'll be able to see Kev at some point. Everything was incredible. So that's. That's 10ft. Hey, that's 10ft.
Taylor
It's like Wemby dude doesn't leave the ground.
Shane Gillis
He's like the ball explaining that right now. We look at the screen, it's just me in midair. Oh, look at this. Look at this.
Taylor
Yes. That was awesome.
Shane Gillis
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Phone call.
Will Compton
Oh, amazing time.
Shane Gillis
Amazing time.
Will Compton
We finish with CJ Carr, who I think is going to be elite this year. Marcus Freeman. It was awesome. After that, we're all kind of dapping each other up. It was great. We know the show's over. Relaxing happens. You call Shane. You guys talk. Clearly, I'm over there. Like, man, I want to, you know, hey, I want to be with the bro. I want to talk, too. What's going on? You hand me the phone, and I'm like, man, this place is awesome. And the first thing Shane says to me, it's so much better than Michigan. Michigan could never be as great as Notre Dame as. You wish. You wish Michigan was this good. You wish it. Like, you guys are like, pretend Notre Dame. You pretend.
Taylor
No, I did say that afterwards. That was after.
Shane Gillis
Time out. Time out.
Taylor
Out.
Will Compton
Let me ask you now.
Shane Gillis
Now, time out. Now that my brain's coming back to me, because again, this is bits and pieces.
Will Compton
This would be the best time for a lie detector.
Taylor
That was after.
Shane Gillis
So here in Shane's side. Here in your side. I believe Taylor was right. I think that's what happened. We were just calling to have a good time. We were just calling to have a good time.
Taylor
I was having a great time. And then he points out the banners and goes, it's been. It's been a while. Oh, you make fun of fat manners. That's crazy. Now. Now you're skinny. Okay? Now that you're skinny, you've turned on us.
Will Compton
I see you get a little uncomfortable.
Taylor
Oh, I pulled this out.
Will Compton
It's a little hotter in here, doesn't it?
Taylor
Oh, I'm as cool as a cucumber. I don't care about this. I do care. I love you guys.
Will Compton
I love you too, man.
Shane Gillis
So.
Taylor
So you're saying it was. It was me. I'm Saying I'm the best.
Will Compton
I'm saying most of the time, it's you.
Shane Gillis
I know this much. You finished it, whatever it was. Yeah, you do. You emptied the clip.
Taylor
No, I didn't.
Shane Gillis
South Carolina, game over.
Taylor
His composure so quickly.
Shane Gillis
He lost his composure. But in your.
Taylor
I was having a nice.
Will Compton
I was on a walk. Can I just tell you guys, in
Shane Gillis
your brain, you had. You had him where you wanted.
Will Compton
Talking the phone. You're on a walk up.
Taylor
I like to talk to you guys when I'm walking. That hill got me. I remember that hill. I wish I could show you guys the size of this hill.
Will Compton
Hey, it was like a 40 grade.
Shane Gillis
He's probably walking on my driveway.
Taylor
It was a big hill.
Will Compton
Well, I call him. We're talking for a minute. He's like breathing into the microphone way too hard. Hold on. What's going on? He stops me and he looks. He goes, look at this hill. It's kind of like.
Taylor
No, that's crazy. The camera.
Will Compton
That's. That's a good hill.
Taylor
The phone's not doing it justice.
Will Compton
Yeah, maybe not, but listen, dude, it
Taylor
was a cortisol spike.
Will Compton
There was a cortisol spike.
Taylor
You spiked hard.
Will Compton
Listen, worry me if we're taking accountability and CT might play a factor. That'll be the first early onset phase one of CT. But 17 years old. Go to Michigan immediately. It's like, you hate Notre Dame, you hate Michigan State, you hate Ohio State. So I went into Notre Dame thinking this place, and unfortunately, and fortunately, they blew me out of the water. It was unreal. I liked it. I became a subtle fan as much
Taylor
as you can be.
Will Compton
I will root for Notre Dame game during the fall unless Michigan is any factor. Yeah, Michigan's good enough to go through the gauntlet of their schedule, and they're there. It's between those two. Similar to last year with Miami and Notre Dame.
Shane Gillis
Who you rooting for? Both teams. Miami. Notre Dame's undefeated going into that game.
Will Compton
Miami.
Taylor
You would root for Miami Mile.
Will Compton
Crystal Ball. Dude's my dog, dude.
Shane Gillis
Mario, Crystal Ball is a badass.
Taylor
He's cool.
Shane Gillis
Freeman is.
Will Compton
Freeman's. Freeman's a badass.
Taylor
God, Freeman. Guys, come on.
Shane Gillis
But I think Freeman's the man, bro. But you see Free like, you see Freeman all the time. Like, he. He does. He does all this stuff really well. I love following everything that Freeman does. He just really get an inside look at Crystal Ball.
Will Compton
Hold on.
Taylor
No, I'm not.
Will Compton
How do you feel about him doing Esquire?
Taylor
I thought he looked snazzy. You better Win Esquire. You better win now.
Will Compton
Black and white photos were crazy.
Shane Gillis
See, he's a good looking dude. Like he had some opportunity like that.
Taylor
Somebody said he looked like he was about to host snl. He does.
Will Compton
If he was a natty, would you try to help him host snl?
Taylor
Yeah, I tried to get him on SNL this year.
Will Compton
Did you really?
Taylor
Yeah. Did he ask somebody did. I don't think he did, but. And it was close. We were close to getting it done.
Will Compton
What was it?
Taylor
I was talking to Lauren about it and we were like, close to. We're gonna have him on Weekend Update. And then something happened at the Michigan program that became the biggest story in college football and not Notre Dame. So we couldn't do it for real. It was that week.
Shane Gillis
Damn.
Will Compton
I think they missed a big move. For Freeman to play Sharon Moore in
Shane Gillis
that situation, that would have been incredible.
Will Compton
That would have been unbelievable. Right? So. Yeah, I mean, there's still time.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Imagine just crying in the back of a cop car. They just reenact the scene.
Will Compton
Have you seen all the TMZ stuff that have come out about that?
Taylor
I saw him. No, I haven't seen him crying in the back of a cop car.
Will Compton
It's tough.
Taylor
That blows, dude.
Will Compton
Yeah, it sucks.
Taylor
I mean, you're gonna. If you're in the back of a cop car, you're gonna cry, dude.
Shane Gillis
For that too.
Taylor
You're gonna cry.
Will Compton
Cry no matter what.
Taylor
Yeah. If I get, you know, DUI or something.
Will Compton
If you got.
Shane Gillis
No, no, dude, you'd be losing it about like, you know,
Taylor
what do you
Shane Gillis
think back in the day, you guys would have just let me drive home.
Will Compton
What do you think was worse? Tiger woods or Shiron Morris cams?
Taylor
I haven't seen Tron.
Will Compton
Have you seen both? Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. What are you asking?
Will Compton
Which one? Which one are you like? Ah, the most.
Shane Gillis
More Coach Moore.
Will Compton
Yeah, Coach more.
Taylor
Because Tiger can still like.
Shane Gillis
Tiger's just funny.
Taylor
Like.
Shane Gillis
Oh. Yep, that was the President.
Will Compton
Yeah. That was the only part. Like kind of a crazy move for you to do that.
Taylor
But the Tiger, like gains aura anytime he gets a dui.
Shane Gillis
You think so eventually, eventually that maxes out and it's.
Will Compton
No, I think we're at the point of doing this a little bit.
Taylor
No, it rules. Do you think I don't support. But I just like seeing a Instagram reel of him reading his trying to do the ABCs backwards. Then it just cuts to him winning the match.
Shane Gillis
Like, that's how you like your.
Taylor
I like that.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Do you think we had this Conversation the other day. Someone who's incredible on the field, arena, whatever it is as an athlete, they're amazing. Like, they're in a goat category. But then clearly off the field, they do so many things to a point where it's, like, really difficult to fight. Like, like, maybe he's not a great guy. Do you think that takes away from what they've achieved on the field?
Taylor
No.
Will Compton
All right.
Taylor
That's like every single athlete.
Will Compton
Not every single athlete.
Shane Gillis
Like, think O.J. simpson.
Taylor
That's.
Shane Gillis
No, that's.
Will Compton
That's. That's one that.
Taylor
Well, O.J. is the.
Will Compton
Clearly, it took away.
Taylor
Took away for sure.
Will Compton
Clearly took away.
Shane Gillis
Took away. But everybody still knows he was a
Will Compton
beast on the field. Yeah, but that's like such a secondary. He's. He. His thing.
Taylor
Normal people don't. There's literally people that are like, he played football.
Will Compton
Yeah. Oh, 100. Football for him is a secondary deal. Like, Brett Favre is a person. Allegedly.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Where people kind of like, you just don't wanna. You don't want to see the highlights anymore.
Will Compton
Yeah. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Highlights still rock, but every highlight still
Taylor
just trying to build a gym for Southern Miss Volleyball. Dude, let's go. What's wrong with that? Also, I don't know if you. Did you watch that document him?
Will Compton
No.
Shane Gillis
Which one?
Taylor
There was something on far. I forget what it was.
Will Compton
It was. But it was like, it was a hit piece.
Shane Gillis
Took out that. That female that crushed her career.
Taylor
Oh, yeah. But I'm not talking about that part.
Shane Gillis
Okay, different part.
Taylor
Yeah, whatever.
Shane Gillis
All right.
Taylor
This isn't good stuff. I don't want to have to answer any of this now. The. He talks to, like, a Mississippi state senator representative, and he's like, is this. Are we gonna get in trouble for this? And they're like, no.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but, you know, it's probably like a good old boy, like, nah, you're good.
Taylor
I know, but I wouldn't know about business loans or whatever. The. He took out senator, and they were like, no, you're fine. Yeah, it.
Will Compton
If somebody's a senator or someone that you believe is like, this person knows exactly what they're talking about, and you ask that question, you're gonna 100 believe them.
Taylor
That's. That's what I got out of it. Bernie Sanders. What do you guys want to talk about? Bernie Sanders.
Will Compton
Why is Bernie Sanders on the camera on the thing?
Shane Gillis
Sher. Just operating. He, like, that's just what he does. He's just doing it. Yeah, he's just operating, man.
Taylor
Tosses out some topics for us.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
So what do you think about Bernie Sanders? Hey, you brought up. You did bring up Lauren, though. Lauren Michaels.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
After everything. Because we haven't had you on the bus since. Since you did SNL for the first time.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
What was that like going back and being. Was it awkward? Was it awkward at all?
Taylor
I was so nervous the entire.
Will Compton
You did crush the. Though.
Taylor
Thank you. People said I suck.
Shane Gillis
It was a. It was a tough crowd.
Taylor
It was a tough.
Shane Gillis
It was a tough crowd.
Will Compton
You can expect the crowd to be good.
Taylor
That is also how I usually just am on when I do stand up.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Which I guess when you do something like that, you're supposed to be like more of a show showman.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Taylor
You know, but if I'm up there, I see one person not laughing, I want to be like, I'm bombing you. That's your problem.
Shane Gillis
I'm sorry.
Taylor
I suck. I suck.
Will Compton
I suck. Yeah, exactly.
Shane Gillis
And usually the crowd you're in front of, it's like, that's funny.
Taylor
That's part of the crowd. Is also not perfectly lit.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Like, you could see. You could see everyone. I've talked about it before, but I could literally see Questlove not laughing. That's tough.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Up in the balcony, I was like, damn, Questlove doesn't like me. Yeah.
Will Compton
But there was like no awkwardness with any of the.
Taylor
Anybody. No, no, no. Everybody there is cool.
Will Compton
That's awesome.
Taylor
Every single one.
Will Compton
One.
Taylor
They're all. They're all cool.
Shane Gillis
You think you'll be.
Taylor
Oh, they got my tweet saved that I deleted. Nice.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, dude, why don't you rock on Twitter anymore, man?
Taylor
I don't like any of that.
Shane Gillis
You had some bangers back.
Taylor
I used to be good, dude. I used to get a couple drinks.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Time for some opinions. 2:00am you know what I think about these immigrants? They were funny. I never said anything crazy.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Nothing too crazy. Well, no, the best.
Taylor
My favorite one was I was in Jamaica and I was just reading people talking on America and I was like, dude, foreigners need to shut the up, dude. You guys have stray dogs. If your country has stray dogs, shut the up about America. Control the dogs first.
Shane Gillis
Anyway, are we allowed to ask about Madden?
Taylor
Sure. Hey, what about it? Hey, it was awesome. I don't know. I don't know.
Shane Gillis
Legit, bro.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Little kid Shane. Football loving Shane.
Taylor
Yeah, that was. It was mad movie. It was cool.
Shane Gillis
You're in it.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
But I was Christian Bale.
Taylor
Christian Bale and Nicholas Cage.
Shane Gillis
Nicholas Cage.
Taylor
That was cool as. And I was in most of the scenes, I'm with Cage. I call him Cage. So me and kg, just chilling? No, but it was funny because the first couple days, he didn't. No, no, no, no. Delete it. Delete it, boys.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
No, that's perfect. That photo, devastating.
Shane Gillis
Hey, that's Phil, bro.
Taylor
I was in my trailer. I was in my trailer.
Will Compton
I was like, hey, that is Phil. That was.
Taylor
That one's tough, dude. I went. I went to get a glass of water or a bottle of water, and I was like, nobody's going to take a picture, bro. I walked out. As soon as I walked out, I just saw paparazzi just sitting there. And I looked right at him and I was like, damn, dude, I look terrible. And then it sat. It sat on Twitter. I. I was the only one who saw it. It was this local Atlanta guy. He had it on his Twitter. And I was like, yes, dude. No one found this. I'm gonna get away with it. Then a couple months later, it got found. Hey, how quickly did you go back
Will Compton
to your trailer and search your name?
Taylor
Yeah, immediately, just to find out. Yeah, I searched it every day until he posts.
Shane Gillis
You mind taking this?
Taylor
I. No, I didn't reach out to him,
Will Compton
but that would be horrific. L. Well, you're looking. That's a bad photo. That's a bad angle. But if this guy down, then he screenshots big.
Taylor
While we were filming. While we were filming mode right there.
Will Compton
Yeah, that's why you snap that.
Shane Gillis
You bulking for fun or you bulking for the.
Will Compton
I was having fun. I was having fun bulking for the role.
Taylor
I don't think so. I think. I think I kind of ruined the role because they were like, you look like John Madden now. We had to include it in the script. We have to have somebody be like, you look like John.
Will Compton
That is so funny.
Shane Gillis
What was it like just dating around Nicholas Cage, Christian Bale, like, that was the acting part of it all.
Taylor
That was so sick. And Christian Bale likes stand up comedy like he loves. Like, the first day I met him, he stays in character. So he's talking like he's Al Davis, which you don't even think of because he's not. He doesn't stay in character. He stays in accent. So he was talking like Al Davis when I was talking like. And then mid conversation, I had to think to myself, like, this guy's from, like, Wales. But he. He just loves stand up. So he just talked to me about stand up right away. And then he was like, you're not gonna Believe who I saw in the airport the other day flying to Atlanta. And I was like, who's that? And he was like, dusty Slay. And I was like, dude, that's crazy. Were you excited?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, right?
Taylor
He was like, yeah, it was not.
Will Compton
Sucks. Hey, who's Dusty Slay?
Taylor
He's a natural community. Oh, is he?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Shane Gillis
Long hair.
Taylor
All right. But it was funny.
Shane Gillis
But that is wild, because it's like, yo, D. I mean, you're Christian Bale. You were giddy about seeing Dusty Slay. Yeah, you're Batman, bro.
Taylor
Dusty Slay's right there.
Will Compton
Yeah, I've seen that guy before.
Taylor
Yeah, he's very funny.
Will Compton
So has he. Did you ask him like, hey, you watch my stuff at all?
Taylor
He said it first.
Will Compton
Oh, nice.
Shane Gillis
You know, if he's a fan of comedy, like, he's probably giddy to see Shane. And Shane, like, what the Is going.
Taylor
Yeah, that was awesome.
Will Compton
Yeah, that'd be a weird dynamic.
Shane Gillis
Did you have him give you the Batman voice?
Taylor
No, I would never.
Will Compton
Didn't ask.
Shane Gillis
Really?
Taylor
I would never, ever.
Shane Gillis
I feel like, how would you not.
Taylor
You guys, could you say, do the Batman voice?
Shane Gillis
I feel like bud lights. Knowing. Knowing that he's in the comedy. Like, you guys are busting balls. A few bud lights back, he'd be like, hey, let me hear.
Taylor
There were no bud lights.
Will Compton
Nobody else.
Taylor
No bls were exchanged.
Will Compton
You sure about that?
Taylor
I was. I got up with Charles Barkley while we were filming that. That. How was that? It was incredible.
Will Compton
I saw Charles Barkley one time in Vegas, and he was lit.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
He was at, like,425,000, the blackjack table.
Taylor
It was awesome.
Will Compton
Unreal.
Taylor
Yeah, I. I was at a bar in Atlanta. I was upstairs, and they were like. I was like, all right, we should go to bed. I got a. This movie tomorrow. I should probably focus a little. And then I walked downstairs or right before we left, they're like, charles Barkley's here. I was like, I would never do this, but I have to. I have to say hi. And I walk down. As soon as I walk down, he's like, train, come here, man. Oh, I love Tars. And then they were like, do you want to drink or what? He was drinking. They're like, charles has his own drink here. And I was like, I'll drink what he's drinking. And everybody with him was like, don't, dude. You don't want that. I was like, I'll drink it. It was literally. It was a pint of vodka. It was crazy.
Will Compton
Was it mixed with anything?
Shane Gillis
It was just legit.
Taylor
It was mixed with just a little pint. Came out some cranberry, I think. God, I could be wrong, but it worked.
Will Compton
Yeah, it did the trick. Yeah, no doubt.
Taylor
Yeah, that was fun.
Will Compton
How do you not spend all that time? How long were you on set for
Taylor
with Christian and Cage? Me and him weren't in too many scenes. I was mostly with Nicholas Cage. That was in the first couple days, like, because we would film in, like, houses, so like, our. Our green room or whatever in between takes would just be me and him sitting in somebody's, like, a rented house's bedroom, just sitting there. And he's. He's in a fat suit, obviously. And we're filming in Atlanta in the summer, so he's just dying. So he'd pull an AC unit right to his face, and you just sit there like, oh. And so we didn't talk at all the first, like, two weeks.
Will Compton
Weeks.
Taylor
And then eventually we did enough scenes
Shane Gillis
together that he is, like, intimidating being around.
Taylor
Yeah, it's terrifying.
Will Compton
What was it like shooting the first scene with them?
Taylor
The first scene was crazy.
Will Compton
Was it? You do the scene and then you finish the scene. They're like, all right, we're do that again, Shane.
Taylor
No, the director is. He didn't really do that. He just. He's wild. He just kept it.
Will Compton
Oh, just kept it going.
Taylor
He would. Yeah, it's good. He keeps it. It was very loose. It was nice.
Shane Gillis
Is there anything that, you know? Because obviously, like, you do tires and you've had your skits, like, you have your way of going about your acting performance to where you're seeing something in, like, their craft, like, oh, these dudes are fucking. Take it to a whole new level.
Taylor
Yeah. Even on tires, when we have somebody on there that's like a real actor, we're all like, oh, shit. This guy remembered his lines. Yeah. You see.
Shane Gillis
You see any, like, weird techniques from them that you see as weird at first and be like, okay, I get why they do. I get why they do that.
Taylor
No, outside of, like, staying in character or, like, accent just throughout the entire sense. Because you want to be able to keep talking like that. Because sometimes when you do an accent, you forget how to do it.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Taylor
So that was. I don't know, watching them was.
Will Compton
It was awesome.
Shane Gillis
That's crazy.
Taylor
I got yelled at. I got yelled at by the director, and then Christian Bale looked at me and just went like, he was awesome. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
What'd you get yelled at for?
Taylor
I Was supposed to hold my drink up because it was a close shot. So it doesn't feel natural, but like, he's like, lift your drink up. And I was like, I'm trying. So like, while you're talking to somebody, you gotta be like, hey, what's going on? And then we were filming outside and it was very hot shot and a bug flew in my ear while he was yelling at me. And I was like, I'm doing it. Then I said, sorry and he said, sorry. We were about like, I love you, dude. I love you, dude. Dude. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know what I'm allowed to say about this. That should be fine.
Will Compton
I feel like that all worked out. When's it coming out? Do you know?
Taylor
I think Thanksgiving. Am I allowed to say that?
Shane Gillis
Because I'm like thinking of questions.
Will Compton
Yeah. When's it coming out?
Taylor
Does it say that? Does it say it in the trailer at the end? Yeah.
Will Compton
How many days were you on set while they're looking that up?
Taylor
I think a month, three, or at least. Damn, it was a lot.
Will Compton
Do you, do you enjoy it, like acting
Taylor
when it's done?
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
You're kind of.
Shane Gillis
You're kind of in it for real now. Like you're not just like when you guys are doing skits and stuff.
Will Compton
Stuff.
Shane Gillis
You've obviously set it up. It's around your schedule and everything else now that you're kind of like a. A higher professional.
Taylor
Yeah. Like we just filmed Tires for three, three months. And it's nice to have like I did lose weight just from waking up at 6am every day. You can't drink 30 beers, dude. But I did like that. It was just, you know, it was 12 hour days.
Shane Gillis
You still, you still loving it the same way you did in the first season?
Taylor
Yeah, it's. It's great.
Shane Gillis
How long are you guys trying to go?
Taylor
I don't know. Till it's. Till it's done, you know? Yeah, maybe one or two.
Will Compton
Dude, that was such an artistic way to say it.
Taylor
Well, you know, we're not doing it to just keep doing it. Yeah, I know that. We won't do that unless we do it.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, I guess. Unless you get a big South.
Taylor
Yeah, we'll just keep doing Netflix.
Will Compton
Yeah. Doing like something like this Madden movie. Does that make you think, oh, maybe I want to actually get into real, real acting? I guess so. Yeah. Because when you watch Tires, it's like you're being yourself so much. You're. It's obviously great. You seem natural, but it's like, oh, that's also shame.
Taylor
I think I was me again in this. In the Madden movie.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, Yeah.
Will Compton
I mean, Farley did it.
Taylor
We'll see.
Will Compton
Farley was him the whole time.
Taylor
Yes.
Shane Gillis
That's a. That's a great question too, because we got one here from Titty God 69 on X. When is he gonna go on his gay Oscar nominee arc and only play roles in intense dramas and take himself too seriously as an actor?
Taylor
You guys are asking the questions and I'm trying to ask answer not gay.
Shane Gillis
That's not from us.
Taylor
I know that's from Titty God 69, but I'm saying, like, you guys are asking me about the process. I don't know how to answer it.
Will Compton
Yeah, get under process evidence.
Taylor
Yeah, bro, the speech was so sick.
Will Compton
Immaculate.
Taylor
The speech was so sick, dude. How did that feel?
Shane Gillis
It felt good. I was fired up. I was fired up when I got done. The. How everybody's received it, people, coaches and people that have, like, reached out about it. It's. Yeah, it's cool.
Taylor
Fired me up. Yeah. I was laying in bed. I was just waking up. First thing I saw in the morning. I was like, I gotta get out of bed. Noon. This guy giving speeches, right? Look at that with the nd on. Dude, that should have been. Dude, I know, bro. Oh, you would have been a legend.
Shane Gillis
Me and Tayo
Will Compton
got the. You guys. You guys would have been nice little dynamic duo.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, you could have saved him. You could have.
Will Compton
Yeah, cuz, you know, comp would have been a guy. Be like, hey, you haven't seen her face.
Taylor
Face.
Shane Gillis
Busting balls with him, right? Trying to figure out pictures.
Taylor
Yeah, he thought she was real.
Will Compton
Look, I think Manta is awesome.
Taylor
I think he's a great guy and you know it.
Will Compton
Wait, is there an argument about whether or not. Is there like an innocent thing?
Taylor
Yeah, he's definitely innocent.
Will Compton
Yeah, like he got.
Taylor
Got fully tricked by a psycho.
Will Compton
I'm saying the same thing.
Taylor
Yeah, but he was doing the right thing. They were like, she's dying right now. Would you mind listening to her breathe while she dies? Yeah, what's he gonna be a. He's a nice guy. He fears God.
Will Compton
I gotta fall back. I gotta fall back here.
Taylor
He's not a scumbag, dude.
Will Compton
I never said he was.
Taylor
No, I'm saying a scumbag might go, I. I've never even seen your face. I'm trying to get some click. No, he goes, you're. You're a fellow Sister in Christ. I represent the island of Hawaii. Aloha.
Will Compton
He love you're so close saying if Will's in that locker room, eventually he's gonna be like, hey, so when she coming in? You said she was gonna come in last week.
Shane Gillis
She's not coming in.
Will Compton
Like, we'll probably could have got to the bottom of it. All I'm saying is Will Compton could have probably made sure this never happened. He was never a victim.
Shane Gillis
I love how the what could have been is just me saving his career.
Will Compton
Yeah, you could have saved Manta. He could be. He'd still be in the league right now.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but they wanted me as a fullback, bro.
Will Compton
You could have fired your way, man. Fullback you would have been.
Shane Gillis
I know, bro, but you're not trying to play full back.
Will Compton
I don't know if you're bigger, dude.
Shane Gillis
I'd have been nice at fullback. What are you talking about?
Taylor
That's crazy. Why are you saying, bro?
Will Compton
Taylor, ain't nobody want to be a fullback, dude.
Shane Gillis
Nobody. Exactly. I didn't.
Will Compton
Maybe I'm up my head of like, how I know you now, because we both have talked about how we were in college, and that's a way different Will Compton. But putting your face in it like that every play downhill.
Shane Gillis
That's what I had to do as a linebacker,
Will Compton
you know?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but when you have to like. But fullback's only in for a few plays a game. And you got to remember, bro, I was all state on offense. I was nice.
Will Compton
All state wide receiver.
Shane Gillis
My first offer. Wake Forest as a receiver. You and Mike Campanero, Arkansas, late in the recruiting process was like, hey, we want to. Do you know who Peyton Hillis is? We'd love to. We'd love to look at you as the H back. Come on, man. Could I play fullback at Notre Dame?
Will Compton
All the things. All the things we're talking about and not a lot.
Shane Gillis
And then sprinting because Notre Dame at that time, that recruiting class, Darius Fleming, Puzzle's little brother, they had another cat too, from like Pos Nuski.
Will Compton
Like the Jaguars. Not.
Shane Gillis
Not Paul. It was his younger brother. But there was like three or four linebackers that were. That were already committed. And dude, I. I was trying to get the Notre Dame over for years. I went to an overnight. I told. I mean, they know the story. I went to an overnight camp. Camp my sophomore year, bro. Four day camp, man. Went to the rising senior camp. Charlie Weiss sitting in his golf club now.
Taylor
Didn't get an offer bomb. You have to be.
Shane Gillis
I'm just saying. I was trying to get. I mean, yeah, we. We know. I was trying to get the Notre Dame to Catholic school or Nebraska is awesome. Yeah. Husker. You cut me open. It's man, you cut the sack off. It's corn coming out like I'm a Husker for life.
Taylor
It's weird way.
Shane Gillis
It's the only way.
Will Compton
You should have seen him in Notre Dame though. There was no the guy, he loves ball. There was no Huskers.
Shane Gillis
There was Huskers.
Will Compton
There was no Husker.
Taylor
I mean, what a class.
Will Compton
Which is fair.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
That's the girl in high school you thought you could never get.
Shane Gillis
That's what I'm saying. Like the little kid in me like that, that, that just is what it is. But where I cut my teeth, like
Will Compton
no doubt out where I go to
Shane Gillis
die, like if you had to choose where to put my gravestone, what cemetery to go to, it'd be in Lincoln, Nebraska.
Will Compton
It'd be.
Shane Gillis
Put it in Memorial stadium.
Will Compton
On the 50, 51.
Shane Gillis
On the 51 yard there is new yard line. That's tough.
Taylor
He thought about that. When I die, they're gonna paint an extra line at the 40.
Shane Gillis
Could you imagine?
Taylor
That'd be. Yeah, that'd be bad.
Shane Gillis
That would be bad.
Will Compton
Something to think about.
Shane Gillis
Something to think about. Nebraska.
Taylor
How's Nebraska gonna do?
Shane Gillis
I think we're gonna surprise some people.
Will Compton
Come on.
Shane Gillis
I'm dead ass serious. Not. Not in a way where I'm sitting up here saying we're going to win a national title, but I think we're going to surprise some people.
Taylor
Does the Big Ten still run through Lincoln?
Will Compton
This is as good time as ever.
Shane Gillis
The evidence that we've created thus far, it doesn't run through Lincoln right now, but that can change this year. I hear you the coordinator coming in from San Diego stakes some of the transfers we got on defense. I think we will surprise some people and I love that we've been laying below the.
Taylor
What's the.
Shane Gillis
We've been under the radar. Yeah, we've been going below the radar. Not making a whole lot of noise.
Taylor
Certainly have been under the radar.
Shane Gillis
What I'm saying. Hey, Shane, look at me. Any off season who, like what's a team that wins the off season every year a Nebraska with the fan base, with the social media this social media that you haven't heard a lot about Nebraska because the boys are focused right now. Fando's got the over under and win total. I think it went from five and a half to six and a half. I'm just telling you now. I think we're going to surprise some People, I just don't know what that fully means yet.
Taylor
I like it.
Will Compton
Does it mean seven wins?
Shane Gillis
Oh, 100.
Will Compton
Pull it up. Zoom in a little bit, though, so I can see. So I can't see that.
Shane Gillis
Look, I'm telling you, I don't know how we're going to get them. I'm just saying I see it. We're going to surprise Ohio, bowling green
Will Compton
North 3, and now Michigan State.
Shane Gillis
We're going to be undefeated playing against Fitzgerald, I think. I don't know how we're going to get there. We're going to be. We're going to be undefeated coming into India. I'm just saying, you look at the schedule like that.
Will Compton
6.
Shane Gillis
We got a schedule now.
Will Compton
You got to say that back. That back half is a monster.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
But I'll tell you what. I think Michigan State's going to be kind of sneaky this year.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Ruckers. Washington's got to come to us.
Taylor
No, I'll with you. I think you guys. I think you win that. I like it, dude.
Shane Gillis
I like it.
Will Compton
What do you know about the Huskers? About the Huskies?
Taylor
Eight wins, dude.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Taylor
I see eight.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Me personally, I see eight. Let's. Let's take a look at that Wolverine schedule.
Will Compton
I'm not doing this with you because
Taylor
that's a tough one.
Will Compton
I'm just looking. All I'm doing is. Yeah, but you're looking. But I know that like, I know my boy's a little bit in the corner right now. And I'm not trying to.
Shane Gillis
I'm ready for the trying to.
Will Compton
I'm not trying to. I'm not trying to catch.
Shane Gillis
I'm ready for the first breath to come out of your mouth. That could feel condescending. And to me, I see it as a bullet.
Will Compton
I love how that's become. That is.
Taylor
I don't 100% what I'm trying to pull together.
Will Compton
Condescending has been used a little too much in the last hour.
Taylor
Little condescending a lot of the time.
Will Compton
Okay. 1-020-304-0506. 06.
Shane Gillis
6 and 0.
Will Compton
Going to Indiana.
Shane Gillis
Hey, hey, hey. Don't sleep on Oklahoma.
Will Compton
Oh, bro, I'm not. I. I'm not. Ok. No, no, no, no.
Taylor
Especially early season Oklahoma. They always.
Will Compton
Early season Oklahoma. Who's the quarterback? John Mateer. He's a stud. Big fan of him.
Taylor
Back.
Will Compton
He's back. But you saw the end last year and dude, here's the thing.
Shane Gillis
But he likes.
Taylor
He like broke his finger until he broke his.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
When he came back, he broke his thumb.
Will Compton
Yeah, he broke his thumb. He wasn't the same. They lost that Dion kid.
Taylor
Of course he wasn't the same. He broke his thumb.
Will Compton
Yeah. They didn't have a run game. He. Listen, I'm not going to make this.
Taylor
I think Michigan's going to be good.
Will Compton
Good.
Taylor
They should be.
Shane Gillis
Whittingham will be nice.
Taylor
They should be good.
Will Compton
Yeah. I mean, I'm. I'm deep in the messenger boards right now, and there's a lot to be excited about when it comes to Michigan. A lot.
Taylor
Now you want to see a schedule?
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah. Pull it. Pull up. Notre Dame, 12.
Taylor
Zero.
Will Compton
No question. The only. You're only.
Taylor
By the way, it's not our fault that Wisconsin, Michigan State, all these teams just suck now.
Shane Gillis
I think Michigan State is going to surprise some people.
Will Compton
I. I said that three minutes ago, though.
Taylor
Maybe they will. I. I hope so.
Will Compton
Is it Fitzpatrick? I think he's a great coach. You got a bad rap at Northwestern. Miami. That's. That's your usc.
Taylor
Usc. Dropping. That hurts. We needed us.
Will Compton
You guys needed usc.
Taylor
BYU is a fun game.
Shane Gillis
That's a good game.
Taylor
Yeah. Byu. That'll be funny. Miami will be great.
Shane Gillis
Catholics and Congress.
Taylor
We're bringing it back, dude.
Will Compton
We'll all be there.
Taylor
Yeah, that'll be. We all will be there.
Will Compton
Have to.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
I'll tell you what, bro. We went to Miami the next day. The way these practice.
Will Compton
Yeah. It's 90s.
Shane Gillis
Hey, intensity. Well, not saying Notre Dame doesn't.
Will Compton
Notre Dame was.
Shane Gillis
They weren't in a full practice.
Will Compton
Good coaching. They clearly had an objective at their practice. Miami, it was killer. Be killed.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
There was no time for you to take a breath at all. And like, you could see the freshmen were still like, I have no idea.
Shane Gillis
And the coaches are on 100 the whole time.
Taylor
I don't like to hear that.
Will Compton
It's intense, bro. But it's like they take all the distractions. They're like, let's put it into practice.
Taylor
They're gonna be cold. And they.
Shane Gillis
No doubt.
Will Compton
They don't know it's in Miami.
Shane Gillis
No, it's in Notre Dame, bro. It's in South Bend in November. You'll see. You'll see it in the vlog. You'll see it in the vlog. Yeah.
Will Compton
Mario Cristobal, he's the man.
Taylor
That's cool. Yeah. That's good to hear.
Will Compton
I do like him, but I like. I feel like me saying he's the man takes away from Freeman because.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
I'm trying to Give a word of caution to a Notre Dame fan. Like, I see your schedule. You have a very favorable schedule. Miami, a little nerve wracking.
Taylor
That's a. That's a great game.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
But, you know, both squads got just a. That game just circles.
Will Compton
Yeah. What they like Notre Dame. Every time we broke it down, it was on two because they lost two games last year. That's my assumption.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. I think that Something's right.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
TGI TGIs, you guys.
Taylor
Have you met Signetti?
Shane Gillis
No, bro. He seems like a beast.
Taylor
Seems like he might be the man. Yeah, he's like a. Yeah. Seems like that's kind of what you
Will Compton
want as a coach.
Taylor
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Will Compton
Like you. He walked. If he walked in here right now, we'd all sit up straight.
Taylor
Straight.
Will Compton
That's the. That's the clearest number one first sign as a head coach. When a guy walks in, he kind of just. Yeah, that's the number one move. If you don't have that as a coach, you're not going to make it. What you laughing about, bro?
Shane Gillis
If you don't have that characteristic as
Will Compton
a coach, that's the first characteristic. Commanding a room, commanding respect.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, I feel you. I'm just saying. That just sounds funny to me. You don't have that. You ain't making any command. He yelled for people to sit down. We thought he was talking to us. And we sat down
Taylor
very quiet. And then I'll start yelling and you're
Shane Gillis
like, sit the down. Yeah, I sat as fast as I've
Taylor
ever sat in my life.
Will Compton
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Taylor
Texas uniforms are Texas away. Texas ways might be the best.
Will Compton
And their homes, they just that burnt orange to me, I think just goes so hard.
Shane Gillis
I will say, and I might be the only one.
Taylor
1.
Shane Gillis
I was disappointed seeing you rock Texas gear in the bud light.
Will Compton
Hey, I feel the same way.
Shane Gillis
And I tried telling him about it. He immediately. I mean, he big boyed me. I was like, that money?
Taylor
No, it had nothing to do with money.
Shane Gillis
Life's different now.
Will Compton
Patterns keep coming.
Taylor
No, no, no. That.
Will Compton
Look at you here.
Taylor
That's acting, guys. Christoph Waltz played a Nazis. What are we talking. This is acting. This is high level.
Will Compton
That's high level.
Taylor
Oh, yeah.
Shane Gillis
That's Shane Gillis, though.
Will Compton
Yeah, you're playing yourself. No, Christoph Waltz.
Taylor
I'm playing a Nazi. You can't tell in the commercial, but that's Kristoff Waltz.
Will Compton
Dude.
Shane Gillis
How's Tommy doing, bro?
Taylor
Tommy's great. He's great. He's down in Austin.
Shane Gillis
He's.
Taylor
He's having a good time. But, yeah, that. When we filmed that. We filmed that at the soccer stadium in Austin. It was, like, raining in 150 degrees. That. That sucked. That commercial sucked dick.
Shane Gillis
And they're like. They're like, put this Texas polo on.
Taylor
You're like, I was all right. I was all right with it.
Will Compton
You didn't say a word about it, huh?
Taylor
No, it was. Well, you had to do bud light schools. I did an LSU one, too, that no one ever saw.
Will Compton
The safari one.
Taylor
Yeah, Saw that. Yeah, Did.
Shane Gillis
You're everywhere, bro.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
For a guy who commercials for a
Will Compton
guy who hates media.
Taylor
I'm just.
Will Compton
For a guy who hates media. We see you quite a bit, bro.
Shane Gillis
The. The roast coming up. Tires, Bud light commercials.
Will Compton
Madden movie.
Shane Gillis
Madden movie. It's like, I. If I think of people, it's like, my media is you, MacFee and Jason Kelsey.
Will Compton
See
Taylor
those. Those are great guys.
Shane Gillis
Those are great guys.
Taylor
You guys are pieces of.
Shane Gillis
Look. That's a league company.
Taylor
I try. I try hard not to be overexposed. That's what I'll say. I say no to a lot of stuff.
Will Compton
Do you?
Taylor
Do you mostly.
Shane Gillis
Come on. You're on bus with boys right now.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
I thought that's out of. Out of the. Dude. I love you guys. I didn't want to do it. I flew in a day early to make sure I got to do this.
Will Compton
Hey, how was it hanging out with Peyton?
Taylor
Peyton's awesome.
Will Compton
Peyton's the man.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Doing that commercial.
Taylor
Yeah, he's awesome.
Will Compton
It's kind of crazy. I was kind of hoping we get a call for that just to kind of be back. Background guys, I think.
Taylor
Yeah, I don't see why not. It'd be funny. It'd be really funny if you guys were background actors in any of that.
Will Compton
The super bowl commercial was elite.
Taylor
The super bowl commercial. I think they cut off the first part of it. That kind of explained what it was.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
I could be wrong. Maybe I looked up at the wrong time. It just looked up, and I. It looked like people falling down a hill. I think when they aired it, they didn't show the beginning that we were at a wedding and a keg rolled down a hill. I could be wrong. I think they showed the wedding on tv. Okay.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
All right.
Taylor
Because I looked up, and it was just people falling, and I was like, thing doesn't make any sense. It's embarrassing.
Will Compton
So what else?
Shane Gillis
Just get a background roll where I can just be P's about.
Taylor
Yeah, be awesome.
Will Compton
You and me just talking, and you're just flexing as the camera's panning by.
Taylor
We. That'd be fun.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
Who are those two gay guys? You guys kiss? That's just acting. It's acting.
Will Compton
It's just acting.
Taylor
It's just acting.
Will Compton
You kiss me for. In a movie? Yeah.
Shane Gillis
For the right amount.
Will Compton
Yeah, absolutely. Because it's acting.
Taylor
There is a right amount.
Will Compton
What's your number?
Taylor
To make out the guy on camera.
Will Compton
If they're doing a remake of Brokeback Mountain and they're like, shane, we want you to be one of the leads here.
Taylor
It would have to be the end of me making money, I think. Hold on a second,
Will Compton
Laura, do.
Taylor
To have to make out with a guy on camera broke. That's crazy.
Shane Gillis
What about if it was just one scene and you weren't, like, the lead in a. In a. In a.
Taylor
It was just one scene. Just in. Hey, that's the crazy. You'd rather be the lead just to be an extra.
Shane Gillis
But if you're. If you're gay, it's just one Seeing
Will Compton
some cowboy walks into a bar and Shane is smacking down some dude as it pays, like, all right, Shane, let me do one more.
Shane Gillis
That'd be funnier than having a full, intense, immersive role of being a gay sh.
Will Compton
Just making out.
Shane Gillis
Leans up.
Taylor
Yeah, dude. He's got. He's got a point, though. Though it would be kind of easier.
Will Compton
How much?
Taylor
I. I can't tell.
Shane Gillis
Like, for the dogs that are tuned in right now, like, what would be your number? It would be.
Taylor
It would be preposterous.
Shane Gillis
Okay, what's preposterous?
Taylor
I have no idea. What would it be for you to
Shane Gillis
make out with the dude?
Taylor
Make out with a dude on camera?
Will Compton
Don't. He's. He just. Shut up.
Taylor
Shut up. Stay out of this.
Will Compton
He just put it on you. We'll bid it right there. For me to make with a gun.
Taylor
I mean, now, think about your. Your kids are going to see this. Your mom, your family is going to see this.
Will Compton
That was going to be a part. Question of mine, does the price matter? With your father
Taylor
being alive, that might kill him before national title. I see what you're doing over there. Knock it off, dude. What are you generating?
Shane Gillis
Goddamn. What are you generating?
Taylor
Generating me kissing a guy?
Will Compton
Can't be doing that.
Taylor
Yeah, everyone's afraid of AI taking over. It's literally just guys making guys kisses.
Will Compton
What's this? Oh, here we go. He was hot.
Taylor
That's really good.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
All right, never mind. I'll do that for 40 grand.
Will Compton
That's nothing. A pack's nothing.
Taylor
I had to. I don't want to give anything away, but I had to kiss a lady in tires this year. Oh, that is extremely uncomfortable. And that was a pretty lady. Can we know a guy would be.
Shane Gillis
Now, am I going too far by saying, is this a love interest in the show?
Taylor
Yes.
Shane Gillis
Okay.
Taylor
But it's also still, like, a fallback. That was. I was so uncomfortable.
Shane Gillis
So is this Shane growing up into the man he's supposed to be for his dad dead?
Taylor
We'll see.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
But it's. Doing a kissing scene is really, really embarrassing and uncomfortable.
Shane Gillis
Now with this pretty gal. Is there some rapport going on?
Taylor
No.
Shane Gillis
Like, oh, wow. Yeah. That would be terrible. I'd be terrified.
Taylor
None.
Will Compton
Strictly professional. Is that what we're talking about? Like, off camera?
Taylor
Yes.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Like saying basically the scene just is there and then they're supposed to kiss. Yeah.
Will Compton
I feel like it'd be most comfortable if you had, like, an opportunity to, like, hang out out, tell a joke.
Shane Gillis
You'd handle.
Will Compton
Get to know each other a little bit.
Taylor
No, I don't. I don't think.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, bro.
Will Compton
What do you mean? What does that mean?
Taylor
You're good on camera and you're a very handsome.
Will Compton
Yeah, that's all.
Taylor
I feel bad that a girl has to kiss me. I'm. I'm like. She probably is like, this is. This is crazy. I'm doing.
Will Compton
How much am I getting paid?
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
No, dude, you're shame.
Taylor
That's how I felt. It makes you feel bad, I bet.
Will Compton
Yeah. Coming from that lens. Absolutely. But you're also.
Taylor
You do a lot of takes.
Will Compton
How many takes you have to do?
Taylor
Man, I wish we didn't have to keep doing this. And then she goes, is kissing me so bad. And you go, it's not that. It's because I don't like myself.
Will Compton
Is there any conversation between takes?
Taylor
Yeah, it's literally normal. And then after you get used to it, it's fine. But leading it, I was like. It was like game day. Like, couldn't sleep the night before going in there.
Will Compton
Wake up.
Shane Gillis
Hell yeah.
Taylor
Listen to music.
Will Compton
Play some Rob Zombie as you're driving over. Yeah, hell yeah, dude.
Taylor
Then you get there like, hey, how are you? That's how I wanted to go at all. Yeah. I've never had to do that. That was uncomfortable.
Will Compton
So what would your number be?
Taylor
To kiss a guy on camera?
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
$150 million, maybe more.
Will Compton
What about what we just. Would Sher just generated for you?
Shane Gillis
Oh, man. You do it for 100 million.
Will Compton
He'd do it for 50.
Shane Gillis
You do it for 50. Might you do it for 10 million?
Taylor
Plan no.
Will Compton
Yes. You.
Taylor
I wouldn't go to Saudi Arabia for that, bro.
Will Compton
You want to get on a plane to Saudi Arabia?
Shane Gillis
Have you been offered by the Saudis?
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
To kiss a guy.
Shane Gillis
How much?
Taylor
I'm not telling you how much.
Will Compton
For what?
Taylor
For the Saudi Arabia festival.
Shane Gillis
They wanted you to go do stand up.
Taylor
Yeah. I don't know why I'm telling you guys all this. Yeah, but this is on camera.
Will Compton
Yeah, but no one watches.
Taylor
Really.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
No, you guys are doing good. You got walls.
Shane Gillis
How many times. How about this? How about this? How many times did they go up before they realize, oh, he's not.
Taylor
They went up once and I said, please stop, because they were right there for me, going, yes, I'll do it. I don't care about anything you guys did.
Will Compton
I missed that. I was trying to read Shrimp's thing,
Taylor
trying to figure out what SA means go to Arabia. Oh, would you rather go to Saudi Arabia or kiss a guy? I would.
Shane Gillis
That's a good question.
Taylor
Just trying to make me say homophobic. What are you Islamophobic or homophobic? Which one? I would be. Well, that's a good question. I never really thought of it that way. What are we talking about? What's this flight? Are we talking direct?
Will Compton
Direct commercial.
Taylor
Direct commercial. How long do I have to stay? What kind of kiss to keep me? 72 hours.
Will Compton
72 hour flight.
Taylor
That's a good question.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
72 hour. Let's get into. The guy is less than 10 seconds, more than five with tongue.
Taylor
I'm going to Saudi. Ray Taylor.
Shane Gillis
Hey, how about this? How about this, pj Direct there. You're only there for the time that you're allotted. They fly you right back. Or you just have to make out with the. With the.
Taylor
With one of you guys?
Shane Gillis
No, no, no, no.
Taylor
Is this busting with the boys?
Will Compton
Busting in the boys?
Shane Gillis
Let's say. Let's say like a Navy seal, like
Taylor
a. Oh, like it matters. It's a hawkeye that's served.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
American made.
Taylor
An American made hero. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gosh, that's a good question.
Taylor
That's a great question. I think I. I think, man. Because I would hate. Hate traveling like that. But you gotta.
Shane Gillis
You gotta kiss an American hero.
Taylor
I would kiss the American hero and then go to Saudi Arabia. I'd kiss him there. How much beat up. Me and him would have to fight our way out. Yeah, I might kiss him there. Extract mission.
Will Compton
Yeah, yeah.
Taylor
Hold on. Can you guys do me a favor, because I. Look, somebody sent me this when I was on my way here. Did they. They released the. The pilot that was in that. That we had that rescue mission for.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah.
Taylor
Because could be wrong.
Will Compton
I think it was we talking about in Iran.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah. They saved them.
Taylor
Yeah, I know, but I think they released the. The. An image of the pilot. Maybe that was a joke somebody sent me.
Will Compton
What did you think you saw?
Shane Gillis
Yeah. I love this though.
Will Compton
I love the Would you rather type of things.
Shane Gillis
I feel like we're just kind of back in middle school.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
You know what I mean?
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Like, hey, would you ever ask him do bad in the scene so you could kiss the cute girl again?
Will Compton
Yeah, Ask him the. The. Would you rather that we'd always ask people in the Titans facility?
Shane Gillis
Oh, would you rather.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
Are you scared of it?
Shane Gillis
It's just kind of too much.
Taylor
Well, we can.
Will Compton
That's okay. That's okay. I thought we were growing out. I thought we were growing out.
Shane Gillis
Would you rather suck a dick or take in the ass?
Will Compton
No, that's not okay. That's a good one, though.
Shane Gillis
What was the one you were talking about?
Will Compton
The mom or dad one?
Taylor
Oh, is it with like their brains switched?
Will Compton
No.
Taylor
You ever do that one?
Will Compton
No, it's rather. Would you rather your mom and everyone knows or your dad and no one knows?
Taylor
You got to your dad, dude.
Shane Gillis
I think so too.
Taylor
You got to do it. I mean, mom's also just as horrific. Horrific.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Yeah.
Will Compton
For sure.
Taylor
Yeah. Is the argument there that it feels better?
Will Compton
Well, I think it's just. I think it's the gay straight thing at that point.
Taylor
You've crossed such a line.
Shane Gillis
I don't think there's an ever getting
Taylor
straight at that point. You're just.
Will Compton
Yeah. You're just got a dash of a bunch of stuff going on now.
Taylor
The one question was, would you rather your girlfriend or your wife and your mom?
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah.
Taylor
They Freaky Friday. Their brains. Which one are you? If you had. Obviously you had. Have to. You don't have. You know, you're not like, which one am I now?
Shane Gillis
No. My answer was always, so my mom's
Taylor
brain is in your mom's brain is in your wife or your wife's brain?
Shane Gillis
My mom in my wife's body would have to get it.
Taylor
Really.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
You had to say like that. I think the other way.
Will Compton
I think so too.
Taylor
Because you can talk to.
Will Compton
One way is trauma towards your mom and the other way is just trauma towards you. So it's like, what kind of trauma are you trying to take.
Taylor
Yeah, you don't want to do that to your mom.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but you are doing it if you're not. But you're doing it to yourself.
Will Compton
Yeah, but it's like fall on the sword, jump. Who's gonna jump with the grenade?
Taylor
You can close your eyes, right?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but.
Will Compton
But then your mom.
Shane Gillis
Come on, man.
Taylor
Jesus Christ.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, what do we do?
Will Compton
This is the game we play on bus with the boy.
Taylor
Why? Yeah, but if it's your wife with your mom's. But your mom is. I think if it's her brain, she's feeling it.
Will Compton
Oh, for sure.
Taylor
Your mom's. You can't have that.
Shane Gillis
No, but it's your girl's. It's your girl's body, Right?
Will Compton
But your mom is.
Taylor
Yeah, but your mom is sitting there going, you're doing a great job, Will. Your mom's going, oh, geez.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah. I still stand.
Will Compton
That's fine.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
There's no good answer.
Will Compton
Completely. Move on from this. I don't know where to go next,
Shane Gillis
but it's a good sound.
Will Compton
It's great.
Taylor
Is it? I can't tell. I said too much. I'm gonna ask to get rid of some stuff.
Will Compton
Don't.
Shane Gillis
Don't do that, bro.
Taylor
Scrap it.
Will Compton
Can I.
Shane Gillis
Okay, here we go. We got one from Drunkle. Randy, what would you name your Kentucky Derby horse?
Taylor
I don't know. What would you name it? I don't know. Husker, Bopalini, Oscar, Bovalini. Those are good names. Holtz is a good name. Holtz is a good horse name.
Will Compton
Holtz.
Shane Gillis
Are you talking like. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Taylor
Good name.
Shane Gillis
I was thinking.
Will Compton
Tori, we're all just gonna do our call.
Taylor
Shem Beckler's a great horse.
Will Compton
That's good. Nice. That's a good horse name.
Taylor
Harbaugh.
Shane Gillis
I kind of like Jim has Shem Beckler. That gets some push back.
Will Compton
Yeah, Shem Beckler.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Is he the one with the statue?
Will Compton
Yeah. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
He's a racist.
Will Compton
I think.
Shane Gillis
You think this.
Will Compton
The eighties.
Taylor
The eighties.
Will Compton
We'll scrap that.
Taylor
Scrap it. We can't scrap. Scrap it. Scrap it. What else is going on, fellas? Scrap it.
Will Compton
Dude, you can't scrap a sing.
Taylor
I don't think I will, but.
Will Compton
But after a guy that essentially was canceled has come back from the.
Taylor
I just don't. I feel. You feel gay name dropping. You know, Cage. Cage. Me and Cage. Not a big deal.
Shane Gillis
See? You feel gay. Hey, here we go. Stephen Schultz, 51. How much do you donate to Notre Dame's Nil fund?
Taylor
Just. Just it's in spirit, dude. It's the spirit of Notre Dame. Yeah, yeah. In spirit.
Will Compton
Give it prayers.
Taylor
How much?
Shane Gillis
Donate? What influence?
Taylor
All right, we're gonna make a donation.
Will Compton
We are not
Shane Gillis
just ask.
Taylor
I have not donated.
Will Compton
Do you feel like you should donate to Notre Dame?
Taylor
I, it's, we talked about it. L, I, it's 50. 50. Because anytime I go to donate, I'm just like, I should give this to somebody that I'm friends with or my family.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
And then like we were saying, I would like to see Notre Dame win a title before my father passes on to the next realm. And that would be worth a million dollars.
Will Compton
But why does it have to be a million dollars?
Taylor
True.
Will Compton
Like we've donated to Michigan.
Taylor
Really?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
50,000.
Taylor
I could do that.
Will Compton
Right? And you've donated now it's like.
Shane Gillis
But 50 grand doesn't make an impact like that.
Will Compton
I'm sorry. You get enough of those,
Shane Gillis
you're crushing my problem. Like you say, I was in a spot where I could donate a million dollars to Nebraska. It's almost like I want full control over which where this money.
Will Compton
Yeah. You want to buy, you want to buy your player.
Shane Gillis
I want to go and get it off the ball. Inside backer. I want that. I want to know that that kid is going to be there longer than.
Taylor
We better go to class.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Will Compton
He's got a multi year contract is what you're saying. That is the hard.
Shane Gillis
I would need to know. Yeah. That he's going to be there for real.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Because if not, think about it. You don't win an Addie. He dips.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
I got Portal after that season. What the.
Taylor
I got quoted as saying I'm giving them a million dollars because it was.
Will Compton
That's where the money comes from.
Taylor
It was after Notre Dame lost to Ohio State and you're like a national title.
Will Compton
I think you literally said that to me.
Taylor
Yeah, I was, I was, I was drunk in the box, looking down, going, never again. Never. You know, there's confetti going on. I was on the phone with people
Will Compton
like, give him a minute.
Taylor
Million.
Shane Gillis
Send them a million dollars.
Taylor
They're like, dude, you can't give that away. You need that money. You don't have a million dollars to throw away. It's not throwing her away. My father. Pathetic.
Will Compton
Do 100. That's nice. That's juicy. That's a juicy amount.
Shane Gillis
Let's do it next week.
Will Compton
A guy who's a fan.
Taylor
What I would like. What I would like to do is maybe November 6th or 5th. 5th before the Miami game. Do a show somewhere in South Bend. Just give the proceeds to that go to no Names Nil. If you're allowed to do that, we'll
Will Compton
do a live show for you.
Taylor
You're gonna donate that to Michigan scum. And I would never allow that, but I would love to. I would love to do that.
Will Compton
We'll do a live show.
Taylor
That'd be fun.
Shane Gillis
Is that what you're thinking?
Taylor
That last live show, you guys, was a real doozy.
Will Compton
That was insane.
Taylor
That was hell.
Will Compton
That was the toughest 15 minutes I've ever had to deal with my life.
Taylor
That was pretty fun.
Will Compton
You just started feeling.
Shane Gillis
Because you just. You knew everything going on in the room.
Will Compton
We started tripping. We started tripping the guy right in front of us.
Taylor
Yeah, it wasn't that good. There was other people just, like, eating.
Will Compton
Yeah, yeah.
Taylor
Like, what the is this?
Will Compton
We started making fun of a guy in a cowboy hat. Turns out that's one of the Bud Light guys.
Taylor
Oh, yeah. That was a nice head. He's like, hey, guys. Great, great.
Will Compton
Sorry about that. That's a great hat.
Taylor
The also, they. They keep trying to get me to go to the Texas State Fair for the.
Shane Gillis
It's a great time, dude.
Will Compton
It's awesome.
Taylor
That seems like hell to me. No, it's 150 degrees. I'm sure it's the best state fair, but it's just 100 degrees in your parking lot.
Will Compton
I mean, we haven't been to every state fair, but.
Shane Gillis
Oh, he was there last year.
Taylor
I was there there.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah.
Taylor
I didn't go.
Shane Gillis
That was the. That was the live show.
Taylor
He was with us.
Will Compton
He was with us.
Shane Gillis
That's what we parted. Yeah, that's when we parted ways.
Will Compton
Two CTE episodes.
Taylor
What's that?
Will Compton
That's two CTE episodes for both of us.
Taylor
I didn't go to the fair, though.
Shane Gillis
That's where we parted ways. We got on the golf carts. They started to show for them everywhere. We're like, oh, we're this way. He strapped up.
Will Compton
You guys had no.
Taylor
40 guys.
Will Compton
You had to sit in the box.
Taylor
You guys roll 40 deep.
Shane Gillis
Dude, you had a crew.
Taylor
Literally.
Will Compton
Dude, you literally had a bus drive you. What are you talking about?
Taylor
I didn't have a bus.
Will Compton
You got the van.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. You did?
Will Compton
Yeah. You had a giant sprinter van, bro. You.
Shane Gillis
You're riding high right now.
Taylor
I don't know if. I don't think I.
Will Compton
The problem is he can't see the ground anymore. So that's the issue. You guys man, you're cruising at such a high altitude.
Shane Gillis
The few photos he posts on Instagram. I back. Damn Shane living that life, bro.
Taylor
I know.
Shane Gillis
He's the king. He's the king.
Will Compton
You know we should do for this podcast, we should just leak some of the group chat and just how we get to show how much Shane's living high
Shane Gillis
because you.
Taylor
I knew I for real knew this was a mistake. I knew it was a mistake. I'm not coming down here anymore.
Will Compton
Here's a good one, dude.
Taylor
This is a good one.
Will Compton
This, this good one right here. Good question by Mitch Carson Presley.
Shane Gillis
Take us back to the Taco Bell. Drive through. When Caleb Presley took your seat in the car, what was going through your head?
Taylor
I was genuinely about to grab him and rip him out of the car. I was looking at where to grab. I was going to grab this part of his pants and his shoulder and just pull it.
Shane Gillis
There's no question. When I was sitting in the the
Taylor
middle, obviously I was joking and it was funny, but I was gonna rip him out of the seat.
Shane Gillis
I could see it in your Caleb.
Taylor
I think Caleb would. That'd be a good fight. He's kind of a scrappy fell.
Will Compton
He's for sure scrappy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
I might get my ass beat there.
Will Compton
I think that was at the end of us, the four of us.
Taylor
That was the end of the squad. I haven't heard from Caleb since.
Will Compton
That weekend was so much fun. And then, and then Notre Dame lost.
Taylor
Oh sh.
Will Compton
No, I'm not saying it like that.
Taylor
I'm saying exactly what.
Will Compton
How then it just kind of really plummeted to the ground from there.
Taylor
I mean that's crazy though. After your team loses, you're drunk, you go out the piss, you're just having fun. I thought we were having a nice time.
Will Compton
We were having fun.
Shane Gillis
Like we got out cuz the intentionally
Taylor
takes your seat up front.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
That's wild. He was a problem. He was a real problem. No, in our squad when it was the four of us, he was definitely.
Will Compton
He was definitely the instigator of the group.
Taylor
And that's the last thing we need is another instigator.
Will Compton
We need to bring. We need to bring him to the Miami game.
Taylor
I don't think I want him around. I did text him to see if he was in Nashville. He didn't reply.
Shane Gillis
I don't know where he is.
Will Compton
I think he's in Florida.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, right. I know he's got that home base there, but dude, you could because we got out to Go take a picture. We went behind that wall because the line was taking forever. We get back, Caleb's in the front seat. And you can just tell sitting there, feeling the conversation back and forth. It's like, yo, Caleb's really trying to push him to the edge. And you saw it in Shane's eyes. Yeah, he was getting to the edge for real.
Will Compton
And he was doing a good job of like making a joke. Like, you hear the laughter in the back because I was.
Taylor
I was legit wheezing when you guys were last. Dude. There was that moment that helped.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
I was genuinely like, I know I'm gonna have to fight.
Shane Gillis
You're like, I'm ready to die.
Taylor
Yeah. But then you guys were laughing, so I was like, all right, this is funny. This is funny.
Will Compton
On that, on that car ride back, you. Something was said where I laughed. Top five hardest laughs of my life. And you grab me by the back of the head, you go, that's why I do this.
Taylor
That's just staring in the eyes. The least true thing I've ever did.
Will Compton
That's 100% fact. I was dying sitting in the middle seat. And he's like, that's why we do this.
Taylor
I was sitting up front.
Shane Gillis
False.
Will Compton
False.
Taylor
As you can see by the footage. I was sitting up front.
Will Compton
I was sitting. I was sitting back, middle. You think I filmed on my.
Taylor
The whole way back and grabbed the back of your head and said, this is how I do this.
Will Compton
This is why we do this
Taylor
now. This is why we do this. I might have said that.
Will Compton
Okay.
Taylor
I thought you were saying, like, this is why I do this.
Will Compton
No, it was like a good moment. Cuz I was legitimately.
Taylor
Well, that's nice. I hope that that happened.
Will Compton
Look at you with the walls up right now.
Taylor
How could that not be? You guys attack non stop. Not you, Will. You're a sweetheart.
Will Compton
We've already had the car. I. I don't attack. We're just having fun.
Taylor
You just made up a story about me being.
Will Compton
That wasn't a made up story. Just a lie detector test out.
Taylor
Yeah, that thing's real.
Will Compton
You also kept turning the heat up
Taylor
that whole car ride.
Shane Gillis
Taylor was doing that, bro. And he played dumb the whole time. Whole time.
Taylor
It's very funny.
Will Compton
That's funny.
Taylor
It's very funny.
Will Compton
It's funny now. Not funny then, but yeah, you guys, we had a great time.
Taylor
I've been to three Ohio State, Notre Dame games. Obviously Notre Dame lost all three. The national title is, oddly enough, the best one I've handled. First, no Name at Ohio State with the loss was. What's it? I'm already up there. You guys already got me. I'm already on YouTube right now, you guys.
Shane Gillis
Oh, the boys.
Taylor
I mean, our boys.
Will Compton
Get it done, man. That's what they're paid.
Taylor
A little. How about a little like. What do you think? Do you want to post this or. It's just posting. You guys are the paps. Dude. This is tmz. Irl. You guys, really.
Will Compton
Hey, tell me you're not having a little bit of fun right now.
Taylor
I. I am having fun right now. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
How about the. Remember how nervous I was to deliver the Rocky Balboa?
Taylor
Oh, that was great.
Will Compton
Hey, hold on.
Taylor
That was so nice. You were nervous. That was so nice.
Shane Gillis
You started to do it, James.
Will Compton
Like, do it and then you do it again.
Taylor
You.
Will Compton
You were nervous, but you went back to that room pretty fast. Like you were already. You want me to do it and you just kind of want me to
Shane Gillis
do it for real.
Taylor
I was like, that was awesome.
Will Compton
Hell yeah.
Taylor
I actually tried to find that house for the. For the no Name Miami game. We looked at it last night to try to get it for us. It's. I don't think it's available. I did find another one. That's sick.
Will Compton
Is it?
Taylor
It's closer.
Will Compton
Because that was like 20 minutes away.
Taylor
It was far. We can get a closer one.
Will Compton
We should see if Marcus Freeman let
Taylor
us stay at his house before the game. I'll be like his sleeper houses. Coach, we really need this.
Shane Gillis
He'll probably be at the team hotel.
Will Compton
Probably. There'll be room.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
With like six games.
Shane Gillis
Time out now.
Will Compton
One of them's at Cornell.
Shane Gillis
Are we saying we're locked in?
Will Compton
In.
Taylor
I'm locked in.
Will Compton
We're locked.
Taylor
I'm locked in. I promise.
Will Compton
TCG on two.
Taylor
What's that?
Shane Gillis
Tgs.
Will Compton
TGS on two. One. Two.
Shane Gillis
Tgs. That's what Notre Dame says.
Taylor
He's in. Dude. It's so sick.
Will Compton
Yes.
Taylor
Oh, man. Wait till you. We're gonna see the golden dome. Dude. They're gonna play the trumpets in there. They're gonna play the fight song the night before.
Will Compton
Hey. The walkout is insane.
Taylor
Yeah, it's nice.
Shane Gillis
The lock their game day locker room.
Will Compton
Yeah, the. But the music they were playing. They don't do that for the game. But it was. It legit. Felt like Hogwarts in there. Like one of the comments in Hogwarts.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Will Compton
It was the most unique locker room I've ever been in my life.
Shane Gillis
And who's the dude, who's the player that was showing us around? Don. A Don.
Taylor
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Dude, he's nasty.
Taylor
Safety.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, they didn't do a great. How he came back.
Taylor
Oh, good, you got him. Him criticizing me right away. Come on, you guys already posted it. We're having fun right away. Watch. Let's get some audio on this. Fell.
Shane Gillis
We don't have that yet.
Taylor
All right, that's me saying we just met. This is the first time we're talking, and he already said something nasty.
Will Compton
But we've already.
Taylor
Oh, wait, did you finish the rest of that? Did you keep that whole thing?
Shane Gillis
Look, look, people already. Dogs gather around.
Taylor
Yeah, well, the end of that. I said something nasty. I hope you guys didn't post that. We'll see.
Will Compton
But you said that's. That was our first interaction in that clip. But that wasn't our first interaction.
Shane Gillis
Well, handling the team.
Taylor
I just got there. We. We.
Will Compton
That was the hat. I gave you the belt. We already went through all that in the podcast.
Taylor
I know, but I'm saying this is right when I get there. This is within probably five minutes of me or Robbie. You're taking shots.
Will Compton
You already got a workout in. Refuse to play four square, which is crazy.
Taylor
I don't think that's crazy.
Shane Gillis
Just a. I don't know why you didn't play four square.
Will Compton
Well, let me ask you a question. What is. Shane's gets shot at us all the time.
Shane Gillis
You guys are big time. Yeah. You guys are too cool. I used to love us.
Will Compton
Yeah, I want to hang out, not just do a podcast. So when he gets here, it's like, oh, dude, we got the bench press going. Let's get a little four square in.
Shane Gillis
You only hit me up when you need something, right?
Taylor
You and I both know that's not a hang. We all know that's not a hang.
Will Compton
What's not a hang?
Shane Gillis
We hang on content creating.
Taylor
We're making.
Will Compton
We turn the cameras off.
Shane Gillis
Come out. We said we turn them off all. We shut them down. We just get a little game of four square.
Taylor
Why am I seeing this? It's already on the goddamn Internet.
Shane Gillis
Look, that has nothing to do with me and Taylor.
Will Compton
Right?
Taylor
To me, not we.
Shane Gillis
Hey, we'll. We'll take care of it in the team meeting.
Will Compton
A lot of me not we.
Taylor
Got a lot of me not we.
Will Compton
That is awesome. Dylan Stewart.
Taylor
Oh, yeah. Shout out.
Shane Gillis
Hey, I got a. I got a
Will Compton
fun question for you.
Shane Gillis
I prepared.
Taylor
Did that say fun question? Can I say the heading? Did that say fun fan?
Shane Gillis
Fan question?
Taylor
I said fun questions and I was like, man, you might be dumb as. I got some fun questions. Fun Q.
Shane Gillis
Number one, can you walk us through how World War II would have played out if Hitler didn't halt his p. His panzer divisions? That done, Kirk.
Taylor
I mean, you guys are nuts. You want to talk about. They probably would have. Yeah, they would have got rid of Europe or the. The west and then focused entirely on the Soviets. Yeah, we probably would have chilled.
Will Compton
We would have gotten that. We wouldn't have got the alt at that point.
Taylor
We might have been, like, it's too late.
Will Compton
Can you give me a breakdown of.
Taylor
Yeah, he just had all the. Like, hundreds of thousands of British soldiers in, like, Belgium. I think Dunkirk's in northern France. Belgium. Like, they were right across the channel, and they were surrounded, and they kind of hesitated. The Germans hesitated, and they all escaped back to England. But they could have crushed England's army. So if they were just going, they could have gotten captured those prisoners and said, now we're gonna. Now let's discuss a peace treaty. And instead, they got out, said they flinched. Yeah.
Will Compton
The moment came when they flinched.
Taylor
They did flinch. Then the Soviets just threw people at them. Soviets went wild.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
Soviets went nutty.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
Soviets went dumb on Adolf.
Shane Gillis
Dude, I got a bonus cue. How does the Civil War play out if the south wins at Gettysburg?
Will Compton
Work.
Taylor
That's a big if, Dude. Those are never winning on our soil. They would never win on our soil. It's impossible.
Will Compton
Why is it impossible?
Shane Gillis
It's just.
Taylor
They're not. It threw off. All of a sudden. They were an invading army. It kind of.
Will Compton
Is it raining like crazy? Yeah, it's a bad storm going on.
Taylor
If you bring up Hitler. Dude. No. Dude, all of a sudden, they became an invading army. They were. Now they were encroaching, and it kind of changed the morale of the south, too, where they were, like, now we're the bad guys. We're invading. I thought we were just defending our. Our state. You know what I mean? Kind of. Them up also. They were. They were shot by then, dude. They couldn't. Couldn't get it done.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, they were washed.
Taylor
Yeah. None of you guys are Southern, huh?
Will Compton
From South Carolina, man.
Taylor
Oh, the first. You guys started it. The first date, came down, gave y' all what for. You guys started.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, but my parents are from New York, though.
Taylor
Oh, you're Yankee.
Will Compton
What got you into history?
Taylor
My mom taught history, and then I grew up right next to Gettysburg, so I'll go there a lot. Sick. Still go. Still go.
Will Compton
Yeah, still go.
Taylor
Anytime. I'm Sad. I'm like, I'm. I gotta go. I gotta clear my head. I just walk for real.
Will Compton
That's what that trail goes to.
Taylor
I literally walk around Gettysburg like, damn sick, dude. She was a. Anyway,
Will Compton
what. What's the deal with you and Thompson? Segura, man.
Taylor
We're good. Are y'.
Will Compton
All.
Taylor
Yeah, we're good.
Shane Gillis
He doesn't legitimately think he could. He'd win the majority of reps, right?
Will Compton
He legitimately thinks he could beat you in a one on one pass rush.
Taylor
Yes. Which is fine. He might. I mean, I've done it in a while. Haven't done a while. I don't think he's ever done it. So I don't know where he's.
Will Compton
That's the thing. You have muscle memory.
Taylor
It's one of those guys. It's.
Will Compton
That's just what happens if we trained for a week.
Taylor
Guys who don't play sports, they always say, I could do this again. No, you couldn't.
Will Compton
Is this. Is this the one he gets hurt on? I don't want to see this.
Taylor
Yeah, that's tough.
Will Compton
I don't want to watch that. That.
Shane Gillis
Come on, Sher.
Will Compton
Yeah, that's. I don't want to see him get hurt. And I just. I just saw it.
Taylor
Truly horrendous injury.
Will Compton
It's a horrendous injury.
Taylor
But no, dude, if you.
Will Compton
If you and I trained for a week.
Taylor
Yeah, he thinks. Because he's. I think he's like 50, but it's just. He's doing steroids, so he thinks he's like. He's. He's fired up. Yeah, he's on like. I don't know if he's on steroids, but he's on like tea and. Like that. Yeah, I would assume so. He's like. He's like, I can feel. Yeah, I'll right a little swim, get right past you. You never. What are you talking about?
Will Compton
No, no, we would handle him in
Taylor
a second, but no, it was funny when. When you guys put that out, I was like, man, dude, use my name for clout. Like, you're better than that. Like, I was just talking to him and then he called me. It was for real. Like, are you actually mad? Like, dude, I didn't mean anything. I was like, no, I don't care. I'm joking.
Shane Gillis
But you let him know, like, you. You'd body.
Taylor
No, I didn't. I told him I would probably. I was like, if you and I ever did this, we would Both tear our ACLs. We can't. There's nothing.
Will Compton
You put you in a phone booth.
Taylor
What's that?
Will Compton
We put you in a phone booth.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Cone like four yards apart.
Taylor
Give me that beer. Are you going to drink it? I got to do another podcast after this. Who's. It's called Story Wars. It's Lewis J. Gomez and Big J Okerson.
Will Compton
Is that a.
Taylor
You guys should do it. It's very fun.
Will Compton
That's a zany's thing, right?
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
Yeah, I think they asked us to do that.
Taylor
You guys should do that. It's fun. Say it's like. It's like Baler Dash. You ever played Balderdash?
Will Compton
No.
Taylor
All right, so you get a story like this. This episode's about, like. I think the story is, like, panic. You got to come up with, like, three stories about yourself a time. You panicked. And then it's you and F4 other people. And you guess whose story it is? You know what I mean? The story comes up on a screen and it's like, I did this. This. And then you all sit around, dissect who that could be, and you guys
Will Compton
all have, like a round table.
Taylor
Yeah, it's very fun.
Will Compton
That'd be a good time.
Taylor
Yeah, it's a great show.
Will Compton
Like a. Two. Like a variation of Two Truths and a Lie.
Shane Gillis
What time you got to do that?
Taylor
I'll be there. What time is it? It's not like we got time. We gotta get. We gotta get rolling again because we hit a lull. This rains.
Will Compton
The rain hurt us.
Taylor
Yeah, the rain. And the questions about history really stunk.
Will Compton
You didn't like that?
Taylor
No, I did a lot of preparation. I like that.
Will Compton
That. What's your thought on the war now?
Taylor
I. I think it's a joke. It's crazy.
Will Compton
Fair enough. Yeah.
Shane Gillis
I got here from a. Bring the juice pod. Walk us through how to make a proper grilled cheese.
Taylor
I'm. I'm like one of the worst cooks at anything. I. I'm so bad at it. But yeah, Grilled cheese, a little butter, some bread, some chi, a couple craft singles. Usually you're hammered. Making that it.
Shane Gillis
That's a bad question. I shouldn't even ask.
Taylor
Throw some ham in there.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
You got some lunch meat. Now we're doing something big, obviously. Tomato soup.
Will Compton
Baylor Films asks the dogs need more Trinity High School football stories. Give the people what they want, Shane. Trinity high School football.
Taylor
Trinity High School football stories.
Shane Gillis
Hey, were you a dog in high school?
Taylor
I'd love to say I was. I was not.
Shane Gillis
Do you ever feel like you're in this zone of people assuming that you were a monster in high school.
Taylor
I was goofing around. I was good. I was like, I. It's funny because I always think I suck. And then my friend, we had our like, high school highlights.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
And I was watching it. I was like, yo, I was a monster. I was 10 times bigger than everybody I was going to against. It was double A football. So the. I'd be going up against a kid that was like 180. It's £300. I would literally just lay on them. Every play was a bad pancake, which I found out.
Will Compton
What's a bad pancake?
Taylor
Well, not even a pancake. Them. Me just laying on their back. You know what I mean?
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
And then I got to college and they're like, you're. You're going to blow out everybody's knees if you keep doing that.
Will Compton
Just flopping ass at the end of the thing, kind of tackle them to the ground.
Taylor
Yeah. Sick photo.
Shane Gillis
Oh, you were a big boy.
Taylor
I was. That's good, dude.
Will Compton
Why 74?
Taylor
My coach gave it to me my freshman year and I just kept.
Will Compton
That was it.
Taylor
That was it.
Will Compton
Did you have 50? You didn't have 51 the whole time because you played receiver?
Taylor
51 at wideout would be nice.
Will Compton
Nuts. Just having to report eligible.
Taylor
What number were you at, whiteout?
Shane Gillis
28.
Taylor
28. 30 Number for wide receivers.
Shane Gillis
I was mainly. I was mainly like, coming up. I was a running back back then. They realized like, I could. I could finesse on the perimeter.
Taylor
Yes.
Shane Gillis
So I got rolling receiver.
Taylor
So this is Missouri high school football.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Class four.
Taylor
Now this is. You're playing in like farm. Farm leagues.
Shane Gillis
No.
Taylor
You're getting some. Some black fellows guarding you.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, we. Yeah, we. We went to. We had a couple games. One in New Madrid.
Taylor
I know you got like St. Louis is good.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Produces one of the new magic. When I was playing. When we were playing against new magic, all black school, all the white boys. Everybody's nervous, but they throw me compliments like white chocolate, white hope it's nothing better. So you are. You already know.
Taylor
I was playing basketball a little. When I get. And you get. I got hit with like Sabonus.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
It's like, yo, I got Sabonas Getting. Getting drafted by one of the black guys. Yo, I got Sabonas. I got the big fella. You go cool.
Shane Gillis
Yeah.
Taylor
I'm gonna say I'm box out as hard as I can. Dude, I owe you my life. Yeah. Thank you, dude.
Shane Gillis
I'm gonna give you it's like a badge of honor. Like, oh, white boy with last name Compton.
Taylor
Oh, yeah.
Will Compton
You guys is crazy.
Taylor
How's this one?
Will Compton
I feel like it's, like leaking into. I hear water running as well.
Taylor
We're close to tornado.
Will Compton
Can somebody check that? Cuz we're real close to a power outage. This podcast could end at any moment right now.
Shane Gillis
Is it supposed to be that bad? It's just a severe thunderstorm.
Will Compton
There's no tornado warning, so I think
Taylor
we'd be safe in the bus during a tornado or for sure. Put the windows up.
Will Compton
Yeah, we pop them up, smoke it
Taylor
out a little bit, Keep it rolling. Keep the cameras rolling during dying. Have to it being like, what do you think would happen if.
Shane Gillis
What else?
Taylor
I like it. I like what's going on here. Yeah, yeah. Keep it rolling, dude. Make it a long episode. How long are your episodes?
Will Compton
As long as they want to be. Yeah, it goes anywhere.
Taylor
How do you guys feel?
Shane Gillis
I feel good. I'm glad we're hanging out last to see the boy.
Will Compton
Yeah, it is a good time. Just getting to be around each other. Every once in a while, it fades into. You realize the cameras are here, but when you. When you get distracted and you're like, all right, the boys are back together.
Shane Gillis
We hit some good strides. Times in the group chat.
Will Compton
Is this the loudest ring?
Taylor
I mean, it is.
Will Compton
Hit some good strides.
Taylor
This is good, though. This is good. Good. This is a good sleep podcast.
Shane Gillis
How's it sound? Insanely loud, like on the audio. Oh, yeah.
Will Compton
I mean, you're gonna pop those windows up maybe.
Taylor
Yeah. Get a steamy in here n that. I'd rather it be loud than hot.
Shane Gillis
This is bus with the boys. We got Derek Posa sitting out there.
Taylor
That did not help.
Shane Gillis
Derek was on the bus.
Taylor
Now it's hot.
Shane Gillis
Was on the bus, like the first 10, 15 episodes we did, like, when you were in training camp.
Will Compton
Okay.
Shane Gillis
No, you were in training camp. Shaw came on. Chandler co hosted. Derek poses sitting in the back when we just had tarps on it. Sitting down the gravel parking lot.
Will Compton
Dude, I remember.
Taylor
Remember the first time we met? It was right here.
Will Compton
Yeah, it was, right. I was very nice, and I was actually learning about you.
Taylor
It was very nice. You're like, yo, you got fired from Saturday Night Live.
Will Compton
What the did you do?
Taylor
I'm sitting in the worst chair in podcasting history. Really? Just I said some things I shouldn't have said.
Shane Gillis
Then we did the pot.
Taylor
Have you guys. It looks like you fixed it a little.
Will Compton
Yeah. This camera just faces you Now, I
Taylor
was gonna say there's not a camera directly into his hip right now.
Shane Gillis
No.
Taylor
Oh, I would have sat there. No problem, though.
Will Compton
You know what's funny? You bringing that up is when you took the chair, I thought you were, like, trying to big dog me. Like we were playing a game.
Taylor
I was generally going, oh, thank God.
Shane Gillis
And then.
Will Compton
But now that I know how. How you really felt when you got on the bus, you went. I was like, hey, you can sit here if you want. Not knowing that that's what you were thinking about.
Taylor
That seat is devastating.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
Then the second part we did with him, after a long night, he's just beat red on the podcast.
Taylor
Which, by the way, I did just
Shane Gillis
sitting on a couch in an Airbnb.
Taylor
I did see the other. I saw you, too. You were dark red, too.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
I blame some color correcting, but I did. I think I did an Adderall.
Will Compton
I was like, what day was this?
Shane Gillis
This is like our first Notre Dame, I guess fall when you guys were.
Will Compton
Yeah, yeah, Notre Dame.
Taylor
Clemson.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Storing the field.
Taylor
That field, baby. Yeah, that was. I was purple, dude.
Will Compton
You don't even look at the same guy, dude.
Taylor
The only thing I was about to
Will Compton
say similar about that is the shoes. Yeah.
Taylor
Bojangles. I was about to pass away. Dude, speaking of, I look like my dad. My dad, right when he had a heart attack, right before he had an heart attack, we were at Notre Dame at a. M. And I, like, We were walking and I was like, bro, you all right? His. He looked like he was just purple.
Will Compton
Really?
Taylor
And I was like. And it was 110 degrees.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Taylor
And he was like, I'm fine. Come on, let's go. Let's have a couple drinks. I was like, dude, are you sure? And then we go out that night after the game, and we were like. We were at a bar, like, waiting if Manzel was gonna show up. And I was like, all right, He's. He's not coming, dad.
Shane Gillis
It's.
Taylor
It's late. And he's like, I'm gonna finish my drink. Like, he. He, like, out drank me. I was like, let's go home, dude. It's late. He's like, I'm fine. Two weeks later, get the call I got. The boy is down. Yeah, I knew it. I saw him.
Will Compton
How's he holding up? How's he doing?
Taylor
He's good. He's good.
Will Compton
Way better now.
Taylor
He's doing good. He's back. He's back to his wicked ways.
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah. He's back in the Game.
Taylor
Now he's making excuses, going, shane, I got a new heart. I'm like 20. I mean, I gotta run this one into the ground now. Hell yeah.
Will Compton
Hell, yes. But I start donating. Notre Dame.
Taylor
We gotta get a title before Phil.
Shane Gillis
Are we able to get Phil to the Miami game?
Taylor
Absolutely. Phil will be there.
Shane Gillis
I love me some Phil, bro.
Will Compton
Dude, Phil's just great.
Taylor
He's. He's the funniest guy I. It's just the funniest possible guy. I've never seen someone real.
Will Compton
All right, guys. The power just went out on the bus. A massive storm took place. This is the audio, and this is the iPhone and any other camera that took place during that power outage right now. Sometimes these are the elements you have to deal with on busting with the boys. Enjoy the rest of this episode.
Shane Gillis
Film it on my phone. No way, bro. Potentially, yeah.
Taylor
Potentially.
Shane Gillis
Yeah. Maybe. Maybe it saved.
Will Compton
Maybe it's.
Shane Gillis
There goes our next big break, man.
Taylor
No, we'll do it again.
Will Compton
The whole thing.
Taylor
Not tonight, but
Will Compton
tomorrow. I'm not doing.
Shane Gillis
Yo, that's crazy. That is. It's just these, like. Yeah, because even though Taylor was joking about that, I feel like it hasn't. The ice storm, it took forever to go out.
Taylor
Like, this is never before, but it's never happened like this.
Will Compton
Yeah.
Shane Gillis
So Jack just showed us a photo from his neighbors or his friend's yard.
Will Compton
My buddy's yard. That's like five minutes from here. And the whole room, this massive tree fell.
Shane Gillis
Dude, it's like that out there.
Taylor
It is unbelievably loud.
Will Compton
Oh.
Shane Gillis
Oh,
Will Compton
check it. Check as fast as you can.
Taylor
You want to go check it?
Shane Gillis
Yeah, yeah. You might as well check it.
Taylor
All right.
Will Compton
You can just probably check.
Shane Gillis
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Taylor
Jesus. All right.
Shane Gillis
Brutal.
Will Compton
Pray.
Taylor
Like pressing anything.
Shane Gillis
Let us pray, man. I'm all with that. Power went out bus with the boys podcast. If you're watching this from this version, the podcast did not finish. The lights did not come back on. It is storming outside. Great.
Will Compton
Soads. Can I ask you. I'll ask you one more question.
Taylor
Yeah.
Will Compton
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Taylor
What would I do anything for?
Will Compton
Anything for?
Taylor
Notre Dame national title, man.
Shane Gillis
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Taylor
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Release Date: May 5, 2026
Guests: Shane Gillis (Comedian)
Hosts: Will Compton & Taylor Lewan
This wild episode of Bussin’ With The Boys features comedian Shane Gillis in a characteristically loose, hilarious—and ultimately chaotic—appearance where a storm literally knocks out the power mid-show. Will, Taylor, and Shane chop it up on college football, behind-the-scenes rivalry shenanigans, the nature of sports fandom, the grind of acting, and plenty of unfiltered banter, all while welcoming interruptions, random fan questions, and the sound of torrential rain. Oh, and just a little debate about the price for a Brokeback Mountain reboot.
(03:15–19:38)
March Madness Expansion & Sports Logic
Interns on the Bus: Michigan Love
White House or Practice? Player Priorities and Patriotism
Notable Quote:
"If you're in a title at March Madness, you might as well make it madness...put them all in there. 360." –Will (06:09)
(21:07–26:16)
The boys grill the Michigan interns about weight room performance, favorite coaches (Whittingham gets lots of love), and blocking vs catching.
"He'll…we'll be lifting and he's doing, like, crunches in the air…I'm like, he's doing stuff I can't do." –Taylor (21:23)
Light-hearted flexing on squat numbers:
(24:21–31:33+)
(33:38–37:43)
Memorable Moment:
Rain pounds the bus, the team considers what to do if the power goes out, and the banter only gets rowdier.
(78:07–107:22)
(48:01–56:13, 119:00–124:13)
(137:34–144:57+)
(151:05–153:47)
On Being a Michigan Man:
“That's not a Michigan man. That's an Ohio State man. Buckeye.” –Shane (86:43)
On Value in Sports:
“In time it's going to be a stats game.” –Shane (50:53)
On Doing a Kissing Scene:
“Doing a kissing scene is really, really embarrassing and uncomfortable....It makes you feel bad, I bet.” (129:20 – 129:24)
On Surviving the Elements:
“The power just went out on the bus. A massive storm took place.” –Will (164:13)
Critical Moment:
[164:00+] A huge thunderstorm hits, rain is deafening, and the power goes out on the bus, leaving everyone laughing in the dark. The conversation continues on phone cameras by flashlight, showing the “bussin’ with the boys” spirit doesn’t fade—even when nature gets involved.
"Power went out bus with the boys podcast. If you're watching this from this version, the podcast did not finish. The lights did not come back on. It is storming outside." –Will (164:49)
In sum:
This is Bussin’ at its best—rowdy, real, and always ready to ride out a literal storm. Whether you love college ball, inside comedy stories, or just absurd guy talk, this one’s for you.
(For those seeking more, check out the episode for inimitable tones, extended rants, more fan questions, and plenty of stories best told by the boys themselves.)