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Cooper
I was sitting on the bench and he walked by me. Had these 3 inch like had to be 3 inch seam shorts like folded in. Me just almost hanging out and I'm.
Taylor
Just like some dude. The Y. Yeah.
Jared
Is he European?
Cooper
No. So I got to smell them.
Jared
What?
Taylor
I don't get close enough to people where I could smell them.
Jared
Some people just radiate smells.
Matt
There's a smell. The meat.
Theo
Sometimes it's just being.
Cooper
We'll talk about it on.
Matt
Hey, we are recording.
Taylor
So.
Cooper
We are.
Jared
Yeah.
Cooper
All right. What episode is this?
Taylor
I think it's 12.
Cooper
Episode 12. Obviously we got a lot to talk about this episode. We got a little bit ahead of ourselves. We are going to talk about Taylor's pool day. We're going to talk about maybe a little Happy Gilmore. We're going to talk about the bus and live show that is coming at the Bus and Bowl, which is what day?
Jared
G. September 19th. The Friday before the Bus and Bowl at Rococo Theater. You can get tickets on Friday. If you go to bwtb.com there'll be a link. It'll take you to the Rococo theater website, buy tickets, come out, see the boys. It's gonna be sick.
Cooper
We're Hoping this is our biggest one yet.
Jared
For sure.
Taylor
Yeah. Mention inside the bus, too, because that'll be. That'll fire us.
Cooper
Maybe we'll be the pre show.
Taylor
Yeah.
Matt
Bartender.
Jared
We're just the opening act.
Taylor
Just go up there and hang out.
Matt
We do a live podcast. Random.
Jared
That would be sick.
Matt
We got to do that. Like a Zany's or something.
Cooper
Yeah.
Taylor
You might have to do your standout.
Matt
I'm not gonna have to.
Cooper
Yeah, well, there's gonna be some footage coming out of Taylor's house, the pool party where we will see everybody with their shirts off. A lot of people have been wanting to see Cooper their shirt off. Jared. Everybody will get an update.
Matt
Yeah, I don't consider this the update. Give me a month, and then you'll have a new update. I took. I took time off.
Jared
Just a month?
Matt
Yeah, I'll get back.
Taylor
How many months off did you take or how many times?
Matt
About a month and a half. Maybe.
Taylor
Maybe two.
Matt
No, because it's only July. Like, I. I went into June, I think, like, the lowest I've been since, like, high school. And then I was just.
Jared
But you got off the. The regimen.
Cooper
It's not really about losing weight.
Theo
That's been more than a month.
Matt
No. So it was like I cut it. Yeah. Like I said, a month and a half.
Taylor
Yeah, right. But you haven't. You said you haven't talked to your. Your guy in a minute.
Matt
About a month and a half. And then we.
Cooper
He'd be a great guest.
Matt
We got. Oh, yeah, we got to get Coach. Coach Barnes. We're gonna get you on the podcast.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
I, like, I lost, like, 25 pounds really quick. And I looked at the date, and I was like, well, like, now. He's like, now it's time to bulk up. And I was like, well, dude, like, it's.
Cooper
It was July.
Matt
I was like, I got it. I had to have it on Jan1. I was like, I'm Enjoy the summer a little bit. So then I enjoyed the summer, and then now I'm locking back in.
Cooper
Let's go.
Jared
You.
Cooper
So what. What does that locking back in mean? Diet.
Matt
Full diet. Like, now I'm kind of redoing that last couple weeks to get back down. I went from 185 to 160. Then when I took this month off, I got back up to, like 1:70. Like 5. Ish. Like 170. 175. And I'm back down to 165.
Taylor
So you can fluctuate.
Matt
That's crazy. Very easily, isn't that nut.
Jared
Imagine how much muscle he could put on.
Matt
You can't see it at all.
Taylor
I mean, he's got no muscle. No offense yet.
Jared
None.
Matt
So if I cut back down.
Jared
Zero. But we're imagining.
Taylor
No, I know, but, like, once he gets muscle on, like, unstoppable. Yeah.
Theo
Unit.
Matt
That's gonna be something that this body's never seen. I've gone from, like, chubby to, like, less chubby, like, back and forth, but I've never, like, gone to less chubby. And then put muscle on.
Taylor
Once you. Once we go.
Jared
Right now is the perfect time to put muscle.
Matt
Yeah. That's what I'm about to. I. I think, like, three.
Cooper
Two.
Matt
Two more weeks of, like, losing weight. Like, I want to get down to, like, 155, probably.
Jared
You have 150. You have less than two weeks.
Cooper
I don't think you need to lose any more weight, bro.
Taylor
Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
I don't know if you need the pool.
Matt
I'm, like, chubby still, but that's.
Jared
You. You tight that up.
Taylor
Yeah, that's just skin.
Cooper
That's skin to work.
Theo
It's maintenance.
Matt
Okay, cool.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
Like, I'm.
Jared
I'm with it.
Matt
I'll start.
Taylor
We're gonna.
Jared
I mean, I was about to say less than two weeks. We're gonna have a full.
Matt
Oh, I'm so excited.
Jared
Collegiate weight room in the shop.
Matt
I'm so excited. Yeah. No, that. Truly no excuse. Especially, like, I live right. Like, it's that this will be closer than any gym I could go to.
Taylor
That is true.
Matt
Yeah.
Jared
So it's like, no more excuses.
Matt
No more excuses.
Cooper
Speaking of diet, what was everyone's favorite food at the pool?
Taylor
Bro, those ribs were insane.
Jared
Yeah, the ribs were good. I just hadn't had ribs in a while.
Matt
It was an obvious answer.
Jared
You like the foot long?
Matt
No, love that. Foot long. No ribs is number one. But a sneaky. Best thing to eat at Taylor's is the peaches that he has.
Cooper
Oh.
Matt
I mean, I know we're talking meat.
Taylor
Here, folks, but most peaches are cookie bars, too.
Cooper
I didn't eat.
Theo
I didn't eat them.
Matt
I'm proud of myself.
Mitch
Good. I enjoyed.
Jared
The cookies were better.
Mitch
The cookies better than.
Jared
The texture of the cookie is better.
Matt
Yeah, that's what I fent.
Jared
Yeah. Light, light, light fan. Okay. Yeah.
Matt
That's probably why I didn't like them.
Jared
Yeah.
Matt
Just a little inside the. Inside the bus joke.
Jared
You know? Taylor's was fun, dude. We obviously had the full spread, but Mitch introduced us to an insane game. If you want to Take it away.
Taylor
Yeah. The game is called T. I explained it a little bit on the bus and pod, but it is. I got introduced to this game maybe when I was like, 11, 12, with, like, my travel baseball game team. We go over to, like, our buddy's pool and, like, play there. Or when you, like, if you're playing travel sports, you go to hotel, you just get like, those hotel pools would go crazy.
Cooper
Is a hotel pool maybe the deep enough, the most fun pool environment?
Taylor
It is, especially when it was inside.
Matt
Or outside, when it's just.
Taylor
When it's just your team in there too, and, like, there's no other, like, random strangers in there. It is like you just can't, like, take it over and it's right. The most fun, but so loud. Oh, my God.
Matt
Echoes for shorts on the elevator.
Jared
We did a. The little pool or slash hot tub set up when we were in la. Yeah, was a vibe.
Taylor
Yeah, that was. That was a good time.
Jared
That was a vibe. But, yeah, the hotel pool, the game.
Taylor
It'S all you need is a golf tee, a deep end, and some buddies just put the. The golf tee at the bottom of the pool. You got to make sure the tee can float. It'll float up. And then once it gets, like, close enough to the surface or like, you think you can jump in and grab it, you yell T. You jump in, you try and catch it. If you miss it, you just have to immediately get out or you can splash or whatever. And if you grab it, you're safe. Like, you're out of that round. And then everybody. It's like an elimination. So Jack gets it, he's safe. Then it's just the five of us. And then it goes down to. It's the final, like, let's just say it's JP&G. Point of Jared. Let's just say it's JP&G. Like, JP jumps in, Mrs. It, G grabs it. G is safe. JP is now completely out of the game, and he has to sit around for the next two hours.
Cooper
Go play categories.
Matt
Two hours? Yeah, it took. So.
Taylor
Yeah, this.
Jared
It did take long.
Matt
No, no complaints. It was.
Cooper
We had to wait on Taylor sometimes.
Matt
Because he's playing with his kids.
Theo
Yeah, it does suck when you're out and you're waiting, though. It's like, I'd rather a lot of time. Once I was out, like, midway through the game, I thought it was midway. I was like, damn, that looks fun.
Taylor
I underestimated how long it took because I don't know if I've ever made word Photo. I don't know if we've ever. If I've ever played with. Because what. We had, like 12 dudes out there. I mean, it. It took forever, but it was a lot of fun.
Jared
Yeah.
Cooper
My top two moments were Jack versus Matt.
Taylor
Yeah.
Cooper
That was for the. For the last spot in one of the rounds. Jack with an amazing dives down Sin Light Skin, like, collection of the pin or of the tea, and then puts it in his middle where his middle finger would be and comes up.
Matt
He has such a perfect video of it. Whenever we post that.
Cooper
Yeah, we'll. We'll post it. We'll post a full video on our YouTube.
Taylor
Yeah, that's an inside the bus vlog, right?
Cooper
Yeah. It'll only be like four minutes long.
Jared
That's all. Yeah, that's all we need to lock in. Four minutes long. Four inches long.
Cooper
And then number the other. My other favorite moment was there was a time where Cade was like. Cade saw it and he had to run almost around the pool. And like, one by one, people started noticing him running, and everyone's like, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out. Kay just jumps in, grabs. Like, why is everybody, like, being mean?
Taylor
Yeah, it was like the. The Shack video where everybody's running towards the. The bench and everybody cleared out. That's exactly what happened in the pool. It was so funny. But, yeah, that game, it was awesome. Shout out. I mean, I don't say shout out, but Taylor one cheated, though.
Cooper
Pushed us like crazy.
Theo
It's much harder to grab the tea than I, like, expected.
Taylor
So a little insider knowledge. No, you got it. You can't go feet first, right? Because, yeah, feet, it'll splash it and it could move it. Like, last second. You got to dive, like, belly flop.
Theo
Or like, that's what makes your hands on.
Taylor
And that's what I, like, what I remembered. Like, I started remembering, like, other, like, little notes and stuff.
Jared
Like, as it's getting the playbook.
Taylor
Yeah. As it's getting, like, closer to the top, like, the higher you jump, it gives it a little bit more time to, like, float up. So then you can, like, kind of like swan dive.
Jared
Like a triple backflip, too.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jared
You have to automatic grab one second.
Taylor
I mean, you got to have some bunnies to get up there to give it some time.
Matt
Got analytics on it, but.
Taylor
Yeah, but it was like Taylor was pushing me and I was like. It was cool.
Cooper
Yeah, you were. You were able to handle them. I was, because I was against him in, like, in the, like, final four, and he shoved my hip as I'm going. And I just didn't have the wherewithal to control my body.
Taylor
That one was like, you were jumping this way. And then all of a sudden, you were.
Cooper
Yeah.
Taylor
Three feet removed to the left. And, like, just nowhere near. And you're like, there's not even do it.
Cooper
Three feet was.
Jared
You're out of the pool. We played another game. Jared. Like, you waited for this game. Do you want to take this part over?
Matt
I don't even. There's nothing to say because we didn't do. Who. Who was with jp? You're with me, right?
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
Not that everyone. Anyone else is against it. Me and JP both were like, categories. Categories. Like, I don't even think I need to explain the game everyone's played categories. When we get in the pool, like, I'm not gonna get into the semantics of it, but, like, the way that I've always played growing up. And the correct way to play, and I think JP agreed, is one person's at the end of the pool, like, and then everyone else lines up and swims back and forth a short way across the pool. When we get in the pool, everyone's like, hey, after we play the T game, we'll play categories. As if I'm like a little kid. Which, I mean, was fair because I'm.
Jared
Like, please, can we play, like, two hours?
Matt
Yeah. And I'm not. And I was not against the TEA game. That was way more fun. But I was. I just also want to play categories. When we get the categories, everyone gives it, like, maybe, like, a fucking 1% effort. Like, I guess we'll play then. Like, half the people are like, this isn't how you play. You got to play the long way, which just isn't how you play categories. So then when we start playing the.
Mitch
Wrong way, that is 100% a way to play categories.
Matt
It's the. It's the way that everyone was like, this is not even fun. Because it's not fun when you play that way.
Mitch
If you play sideways, it's so easy.
Matt
It's so funny to sneak across that way.
Mitch
Push off, and you're there.
Matt
Yeah. Because it's supposed to be, like, the problem for the person up there.
Mitch
Longer. If you're gonna do that distance, you do need a longer. Where it's not gonna be a push and you're touching the wall after one big kick.
Matt
It was just so easy for the person that turns around. The person can be halfway across the pool, and they could just jump. That's what happened every time. So it was like three rounds back to back of the person would just jump. You want your dude jumping non stop missing and like taking steps and he's like up against the fence.
Cooper
The problem is Taylor's pool is too small.
Matt
Yeah.
Cooper
And no diving board.
Jared
Yeah, yeah. You got a small pool, dude.
Cooper
Yeah. For four categories. It's small.
Taylor
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Cooper
But everyone just.
Matt
The whole point is everyone gave up so quick.
Jared
We were tired. I fully understand.
Theo
But before we go, I didn't even play.
Matt
I was so disappointed. Were you already home by the time we play categories?
Theo
No, I was.
Cooper
Coop was on Bravo.
Mitch
I was dry.
Theo
I was air drying.
Matt
You're like, come play. I got. I was it. And I go up there and like I might face him backwards. I'm like, what should I pick for the category? Guys, turn around. It's just Taylor's gardener and he's like pizza toppings. And I was like, God, dude, everybody.
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Matt
Come on.
Jared
Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.
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Matt
Left. Everyone's just in the the.
Jared
That dude was down to play Will. Yeah. And then Matt went crazy tagging him one time.
Taylor
Pulled his pants down.
Cooper
Yeah, that was.
Matt
He was. He was about category.
Cooper
Why you do that?
Jared
Maybe that's why he stayed in the game.
Matt
For real.
Cooper
Matt was on that. Christian Wilkins Type beat.
Jared
Dang.
Cooper
But the pool day was fun, and I hope we do it again, because it is crazy that that is the first time. Taylor. Taylor, I hope you watch this. That's the first time he's had us, and I think you even had the backstory of, like, yeah, he.
Matt
He. I don't know if Taylor want. He was talking about hosting us, like, in general. He's like, yeah, like, I want to do that. And I was like, dude, like, you've been saying we're gonna have a pool day for, like, a year. We've never had it. Yeah, like, for me, a year. Four years, Five years for y'.
Taylor
All.
Matt
And he was just like, oh, shit. Yeah, I guess you're right. And then next day, sends out a text, is like, hey, pool day this Friday. Just thought of it.
Jared
No, it was elite, though, so fun. Shout out, Taylor. Yeah, we got to do that again.
Taylor
Before the summer's over and, like, before we get too busy where it's like.
Cooper
Literally, it has to be the next two weeks.
Jared
Yes.
Taylor
Yeah.
Matt
Could be tomorrow.
Cooper
Yeah. Anybody have some thoughts on Theo?
Jared
I wish I sat in on that.
Matt
I was just so used to meet him.
Taylor
He was awesome.
Matt
Third time.
Taylor
The way his brain works is, like, there's. He's just built different. You can't really. You can't really describe how his brain works, but he's so, like, you can. Obviously, he's is intentionally funny, but it comes off as, like, that's just him.
Cooper
Right?
Taylor
And it just. But he was awesome. And, like, the fact that, like, we hope everything's all right, that he's taking a break from stuff, for. From podcasting and everything, but, like, fact that he did that, and then right after, like, hey, I need a break. It's like, shout out Theo for being it, for wanting to come on for us, even though, like, maybe he's not in the best headspace. And right now, like, we hope everything's all right, but it was cool that he still made time for us. And, like, it's been a long time coming, getting him. Getting him on. I mean, we see him every year tightening you. And especially with him being a Nashville.
Matt
Guy, he's super nice.
Cooper
Yeah, he's.
Jared
Yeah, that was a good one to have him in.
Matt
It was an honor. Even if he doesn't post it, like, we've all said, we love the Theo photo dumps of just him taking pictures of other people. It was an honor that he. He did take a couple pictures of the boys. Like, he was snapping us, like, when he first got on the bus. Then he made us all get together to take a picture. Even if he doesn't post it, he has just a picture of us on his phone.
Taylor
It' a heady move by him, too, to be like, hey, like, let's just get a group photo. Rather than going one by one with everybody.
Matt
Oh, yeah. He was trying to get out of there. I mean, he had like a.
Taylor
He had somewhere to be. It is like, of anyone in that.
Mitch
Group photo who was the most bummed that it was a group photo. Looking at it genuinely, I prom normally.
Cooper
The fact that there's two people.
Matt
When he said on the bus that he had an appointment, I was like, oh, I'm not even going to ask for a picture. I was like, I don't care.
Jared
Is one of the people Theo.
Cooper
One of the people is Jared and the other person is Mitch.
Mitch
Oh, I was saying clump. Oh, this clump doesn't sit on pods hardly ever. And all of a sudden, he kicked G off.
Cooper
Oh.
Mitch
And then I'm like, is this.
Jared
Sorry. Matt and I went.
Cooper
Got long.
Jared
We were chilling.
Mitch
Well, yeah, I wasn't. I did mog.
Matt
I would fully admit it if he. If he. If he didn't have an appointment or anything like that. And then we did a group photo. I for sure. Not that I would actually be mad at him, but I would be like, shoot, bro. I want a solo picture. The second he was like, oh, I need to be at a place five minutes, I was like, oh, I'm not even gonna attempt to get a picture. Yeah, because he kind of. He initiated it. He's like, group photo. I was like. I was like, oh, we're getting one. That's cool.
Jared
Yeah.
Cooper
Yeah, that was.
Taylor
Why do you think I was bummed that I didn't get a solo shot with him?
Cooper
I was more thinking the fact it was a group photo and Jack was mogging.
Jared
Yeah, Jack and Jack, just big body.
Taylor
You big body. Riding body.
Cooper
Jack took. Jack knows how to take the foreground of a photo.
Taylor
He does. He knows how to, like, if they.
Mitch
Hit a 0.52, oh, it's a wrap.
Taylor
Especially on the edge.
Matt
Just take a little step forward so you now look just gross.
Jared
More inches.
Cooper
I know I've gotten got bad.
Jared
We'll put the reference photo up.
Cooper
Has everybody been got or. No, it's just me and Mitch.
Matt
What do you mean, like, by Jack in a picture?
Cooper
Where did you get got like, a couple years ago? I. I mean, I. I look like five. Like five, four.
Jared
Literally.
Mitch
Like the mountain from Game of Thrones.
Taylor
Where was this?
Cooper
It was after a podcast.
Mitch
Yeah, it's like the Step and repeat what we have, like, behind one of the desks in there. It was like, in front of that. I don't know why we took it, but.
Matt
Oh, no, I did get mugged by you in Tennessee. Oh, I mean, we can actually put that reference picture.
Cooper
Yeah, because he knew that. Dude, you pulled that up fast.
Matt
No, because I was thinking.
Taylor
I was like, right now. So I remind.
Matt
Yeah, I'll send it right now. Because I was thinking, I was like, the only picture I know that me and Jack have together, just us two, is that one. I was like, did he mog me in that picture? I was like, he probably did. If we're talking about this. Yes, unfortunately, you did. I looked.
Cooper
Be your mission, Jack.
Matt
I look like your little brother.
Mitch
Mog every single person.
Theo
Yeah, you'll never get me. I don't think. I don't think you've mogged me.
Mitch
Unfortunately. The one person I was thinking, I feel like there is one of me and you. I'm not going to look too hard.
Cooper
I think there is, actually. Yeah.
Mitch
And I. I'm not gonna look too hard.
Matt
Wait, who is it?
Theo
Rip the Bandit off. I want to see that.
Matt
I don't know.
Theo
I don't know what you're talking about. I think this is.
Jared
It could be from the. The live show we did in Nebraska. Because Coop was at that one and.
Theo
Blackout doesn't count because I don't.
Taylor
It was before the show wasn't a berry.
Cooper
Black count doesn't count. It's crazy.
Matt
Oh, no. Oh, I'll send this, too. Sorry to keep doing this.
Jared
Damn.
Matt
I mean, that's a mocking and a half.
Theo
Damn, where's my plate?
Matt
Say, though.
Taylor
Something I think his best bromance.
Jared
What's the. What's the. Oh, yeah, that was a good one.
Matt
That is funny. Damn, Sarge probably isn't good for the audio listeners.
Jared
Mogger of the year.
Matt
Hey, for audio listeners.
Mitch
I'm just scrolling on my phone right now, just not giving. Try and find it.
Taylor
That picture. The picture you brought up of that would be a. Y' all two. Yeah, like, just seeing, like, at. That was at the Tennessee game. It does make me excited for, like, the fall tour.
Matt
Oh, that was such a fun.
Cooper
Only we knew where we were going.
Matt
Yeah, that was.
Jared
Hey, put in the comments. Where you think we should go this fall.
Theo
They don't know about the bus and B team dinner. That's between me and you, Jerry.
Matt
Hey, yeah, Knoxville, that dinner.
Jared
Y. I mean, y' all can talk about that now, right?
Cooper
Yeah. I don't pass the statue.
Matt
It feels. I guess it feels wrong to talk about it. Talk about it?
Taylor
The what?
Jared
I don't know. Does it have to be a full year before you can talk about it?
Matt
I don't even really. It's really not that good of a story. It just feels ethically, like, weird.
Taylor
I don't even know.
Jared
All right, that's cool.
Matt
Yeah. Well, yeah, it's just.
Jared
Lord. Like that, but the fall is nearing, and it's going to be.
Taylor
It's going to be sick career wise.
Matt
It feels bad.
Taylor
Obviously, we got the bus and bowl and everything. Do we want to talk about any other stops that we. That are confirmed?
Jared
I mean, if you know them.
Taylor
I feel like I'm in a situation to fail right now.
Cooper
Yeah, let's. Maybe we don't.
Taylor
Yeah.
Cooper
Yeah.
Jared
I was gonna say. JB just said we don't know where we're going.
Cooper
Yeah, no, we don't know where we're going. Hopefully we go to South Carolina like, six times. That'll be my dream.
Matt
We just do a residency in South Carolina.
Cooper
That's not a bad idea.
Matt
Hey, I'm with it. I'm a Gamecock.
Cooper
We just all do solo residencies at our schools, games.
Jared
I mean, solo residents.
Taylor
First week of September. We could all go up to Tusky.
Jared
Who y' all got? You play Nirvana? Is that what you said, Jay?
Taylor
Does your. Does your college even have a football team?
Matt
They don't. It was just a little silence after that. I was like, this would be a good time for.
Taylor
I don't even know who we're playing. But I think right. I think right now, Susky's ranked top five in the country, which is crazy.
Matt
What?
Taylor
Yeah.
Jared
Boom.
Cooper
We need an NFL guy to come out of Susky.
Taylor
I don't know.
Cooper
I don't know what he thought it is.
Matt
I was like, damn.
Cooper
Yeah. Top five.
Matt
Gotcha.
Taylor
Yeah.
Matt
I was like, but how.
Taylor
I don't think we'll have the. An NFL guy. The only thing that could be is like, a. Oh, like an O lineman or D lineman, because that's typically, like, out of D3. That's what you get.
Cooper
London Fletcher.
Taylor
London Fletcher. And then the guy on the Broncos. He was no Wisconsin. Oshkosh guy.
Matt
Trav.
Theo
Have y' all had someone, like, transfer dude, like, a big D one from.
Taylor
We had this. We had a safety transfer to.
Jared
Shit. Gotta be somewhere around y'.
Cooper
All.
Taylor
He went to West Virginia. He was like. He was a. He was like an. Like, all Centennial Conference guy for us, he was really good. But then he transferred to West Virginia. Never played. We had. We did have a guy who is my year, like, two or three time All American. Like, we. We actually had scouts come out and watch him shout out Daniel Shelton. I would go up against him every day. He's a db, just a stud.
Jared
And he lock you up.
Taylor
He did, but I could. Don't get it twisted. I did get him a couple times, too, but. Yeah, but in. But in D3, like, it is. It's for, like, skill positions. It is super tough to go.
Cooper
Yeah.
Taylor
You got to be, like, unreal. I mean, you got, like, primes.
Cooper
They're undersized. I feel like.
Matt
Yeah.
Taylor
I mean, the only. Like, the only two skill position guys I can think of that have gone to the NFL from D3 is Pierre Garcon and Cecil Shorts. They Both went to Mount Union.
Theo
I'm sure there's more Dynasty, right?
Taylor
Yeah. Mountain Mount Union is one, like, fifth or like 10 of the last 17 national championships.
Theo
Their head coach, the Kansas head coach, he.
Taylor
That guy did move up, but he. I. I don't. I don't exactly remember, but yeah, we could. I could talk about D3 football all day. So.
Cooper
But what's. What's one game that y' all want to go to that we. Like, if. If we got to choose, what game would you want?
Theo
Oklahoma State at Oregon, week two.
Cooper
Okay. Shock the world.
Jared
Maybe Oregon at Penn State.
Taylor
That's. That was gonna be.
Jared
Obviously, I want to go to everybody. Sec game. But inside of our. Outside of our realm, that would be pretty sick.
Taylor
I've been. I've been to two white outs already. They're unreal.
Jared
Is Penn State, like, your second team?
Taylor
I mean, if I had to pick one, yeah.
Jared
That's crazy. You have an Oregon shirt on.
Mitch
I have.
Taylor
I mean, I was wearing a South Carolina shirt the other day.
Matt
Yeah.
Taylor
I don't know. These are all free shirts.
Matt
Theo saying that to you is so funny.
Cooper
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Matt
He goes, you had a South Carolina shirt on. He looked at Mitch. He's like, so you're a Gamecock fan?
Taylor
He's like, no, I'm actually an Ohio State fan.
Matt
He's like, so what the are you doing?
Taylor
So what the you wearing? And then he's like, well, look at me. I'm wearing a Vandy shirt. So I was like, we're on the same page.
Jared
He's like, kind of on the sideline.
Matt
For Vandy, but he is.
Taylor
He's a Diego fan.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
Yeah.
Jared
So I don't know if that arcade fan.
Cooper
I think Notre Dame, Miami could be a cool game.
Taylor
Miami?
Cooper
I think so.
Matt
Depends.
Jared
I mean week one's got bangers.
Cooper
Yeah. Coop and I'm gonna go. Coop just confirmed he was able to finesse us some tickets.
Theo
Aflac kickoff game.
Cooper
Yeah.
Theo
Homecoming for me.
Jared
You rolled a red carpet out.
Theo
What's up?
Mitch
You gonna bring back the Peach bowl graphics?
Theo
Might have to. No, I'm definitely not.
Taylor
You should. You should definitely make a graphic for the like y' all too to have.
Matt
A congratulation like breaking like jp we.
Cooper
Have a one game fall tour inside the bus.
Matt
Yeah. Do yalls tour stops. It's just that one game. That's.
Taylor
That'll be. It's a South Carolina Sunday.
Theo
Labor Day weekend.
Matt
Yeah. Opening weekend.
Jared
So clutch. It's a Sunday.
Matt
Say where y' all are going to be before the game for like. Yeah, some people that might be there.
Cooper
Let them know a little meet and greet.
Jared
Yeah, no, it's.
Theo
It's Virginia Tech.
Cooper
Yeah.
Theo
Virginia, South Carolina. Virginia Tech.
Taylor
That'll be sick.
Theo
Yeah, it's on Sunday at 2. So like it's perfect to like drive there. Like do it in one day.
Taylor
Yeah.
Matt
Y' all get like a step and repeat. I got a bar with like just yalls name all over it.
Cooper
Bob going inside the bus logo on it. I wish Bob was gonna.
Matt
That's a good.
Taylor
Is it just y' all too.
Jared
That'll be suit.
Cooper
I want to go.
Matt
I really want to go for the car ride. Come for the car ride and then just go like. Yeah, like just go hang out with my parents. Are y' all driving back that night? Yeah, I really will just go for this car ride. That'd be so fun.
Cooper
We don't have a long day trip so then you'll. You would just have to drive if you want to get to your parents.
Jared
That is so true.
Matt
That's fair. I was like, what? I thought it was like a joke. Yeah. And you'll have to drive. Yeah. No, that's fair.
Jared
That actually makes the most sense.
Cooper
Yeah, that does make no sense.
Mitch
The games I would want to go to. Very obvious. Would love to see Tennessee at Bryant.
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Taylor
Ugh.
Matt
Come on.
Jared
Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.
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Mitch
For Alabama, but mainly I'd love to see Tennessee. Really? Vandy versus Tennessee. Add Tennessee last game of the season and watch us just beat the dog out of Cade.
Matt
Kate's crying.
Mitch
No, I, I actually I'm gonna. Any open weekends that I have here in Nashville. Cade was texting me, sent me a really nice message after he sent me.
Matt
A nice little yeah.
Mitch
And we were talking about. I was like, anytime I have an open weekend here in Nashville, balls are on the road and gotta pull up.
Matt
I'm going to some vanity games. I definitely want us up.
Jared
Yeah. He sent me a text. He was like, I know it's not where you're going to want to sit, but I can get you tickets to the Vandy Tuscaloosa Alabama game in Tuscaloosa.
Mitch
Just in the.
Jared
I was like, I was like, bro, I'll see you on the field. He goes, oh, here we go. Meat riding. I sent a picture of me on the field and then he just sent me a picture of them after they beat Alabama last year. And he goes, me on your field this year.
Matt
Oh my God.
Jared
It's okay. He got some garbage minutes.
Matt
Shut up, dude.
Cooper
Garrett had a, an interesting take the other day, which I, I was thinking about it and I do, I respect to take. I'm opposite of it, but I like it. And it was. He will never step foot at Auburn.
Taylor
Yeah.
Cooper
Because that's their rival. I don't know what your exact phrase was, but never have, never will, never have, never will. And I was like, oh, that is because obviously I'M in Clemson. I go to Clemson to watch them lose. Like, even when they're not playing us.
Taylor
Your wife went to Clemson, though, so.
Cooper
But I'm talking about even before we dated. Like, oh, okay, Clemson, Notre Dame. They played at Clemson one year. I was like, clemson might lose this game. I'm gonna go. And I wore Notre Dame.
Taylor
Got you.
Cooper
Clemson won in the rain.
Matt
Unfortunately. That's gotta suck.
Jared
You're just in the suck because he's at a game.
Matt
What am I for him, bro?
Cooper
I know, but, man, when it hits, would you.
Taylor
Are you that same way?
Mitch
Oh, yeah. Like, I've been out of Gainesville, Florida twice. Like, driven down there from.
Taylor
So you're on J.P. side?
Mitch
Yeah. I love going to an away game and seeing rival rivals lose. It's awesome. And I've been in the situation even similar to Tennessee, South Carolina.
Cooper
Yeah.
Mitch
Like, I've. I've probably been dealt way worse experiences traveling to away games for rivals. And I have, like, what you want. But a lot of times I go, whether it's like one of our good friends, Ford, Pickard, Shout Out Ford. He went to Florida. So, like going down there for the excuse of, like, I get to see my friend and then parlay. It's like I also get to see my team play and hopefully win. Which, yeah, Tennessee is. I've been to always loses at the Swamp.
Jared
Multiple away games. It's just Auburn, you just won't go.
Mitch
And I can respect that because Auburn, Alabama rival is like. It almost feels above like 95.
Jared
That place is cursed. I'm not trying to get. No witchcraft.
Mitch
What's his name? Harvey Updike.
Matt
Yeah, I think it's like almost a funny take. You're like, you're not getting any of my business. You're not getting like, I'm not supporting your local economy in any way for a minute.
Cooper
I think he died.
Mitch
All time troll.
Jared
He got out and then he died.
Taylor
Oh, who died?
Mitch
This guy poisoned the tumor trees at Auburn.
Matt
I have heard this story.
Mitch
Yeah. And he put in, like, for anyone.
Jared
Out there that's a Big Ten fan, if you don't think it means more in the sec.
Mitch
Yeah, we get motherfuckers.
Cooper
Yeah.
Jared
Dying for going to jail for shit.
Taylor
I mean, I've gone to the. I've went to Michigan two years ago with Taylor and like, just him and I went for like a vlog for the game. But I just feel like. I mean, Taylor said it. Michigan's stadium isn't very hostile. Like, it's like the biggest stadium there is. But it just.
Mitch
That's a lot of. That's a big performative fan base to me.
Theo
No, taken. I will say as someone who's. I've been to a lot of Michigan games at Michigan Stadium, and obviously I was always hyped to go, so I was kind of drowned out the bs. But there's like, they have a lot of older fans.
Mitch
History is big there.
Jared
It is.
Theo
They have a lot of older fans and they. They don't really cheer loud because they're old and they get mad at people when they cheer. I think their student section is good, but. Yeah, like, they're just. They have a lot of old fans and a lot of season ticket holders.
Taylor
Yeah.
Theo
And it's a big empty bowl. Like a big. You know what I mean?
Taylor
Like, I will say, like, the two whiteout games I went to were Penn State, Ohio State. Like, the Penn State. That rivalry seems more.
Jared
Right.
Taylor
Like, heated amongst the fans than it does for Michigan.
Theo
Yeah, I will say this too. Like, I went to a Michigan, Ohio State game one time and it was like a shootout. 42, 41. And that was very loud, obviously, because it was like almost a huge upset. Then I went to Michigan, Penn State, 20, 22. It was a maze out and it was loud. Like, they can get loud. It's just like, not as loud as they should be.
Cooper
Right.
Taylor
I feel like if the stadium, obviously, if the stadium was built different, it would get louder.
Jared
Yeah.
Theo
And also, like 115,000 people, no matter what, is loud. But it, like, I've been like, Tennessee last year. My ears, like, I couldn't hear my thoughts. So, like, that doesn't happen in Michigan.
Mitch
I will say to Michigan's credit, we got to go up there. Unrelated to bus in and watched Michigan beat Ohio State for the first time in like, I don't know, 12 years or something. Yeah. Hassan Haskins ran for like five TDs.
Jared
I think it was snowing. It was so sad.
Mitch
We rushed the field and like that. That I can get behind, like, the. The intensity was there. It was loud. Cold as pro tip. If you're ever standing in a college or NFL football stadium in the snow, or bring a piece of cardboard and stand on it. It separates your feet from the concrete. Your feet will survive so much longer. Stay on a one by one square sheet. Like get a.
Jared
Go get a pizza and just a fold it.
Mitch
Violate the pizza and then stand on it. And yeah, it will. Literally, it'll change your whole day. So that's a big hat.
Taylor
That is.
Cooper
That's a heady I never heard that.
Taylor
I mean I was.
Jared
Little hand warmer in there. Feet warmer things. They also make like shoe inserts that like that you don't really work over time. Like your feet get hot both in it.
Taylor
That one. That was like when we went to the Michigan Nebraska game a couple years ago and it started snowing, it was raining and the weather was just shitty.
Cooper
Oh, flavor, flavor was there though.
Jared
Yeah, flavor, flavor, flavor, flavor was there.
Taylor
That was. I was so cold that day.
Cooper
You're a cold guy anyway.
Taylor
I am.
Jared
You had a blanket on earlier.
Mitch
Indiana game was a cold one too. This first playoff game. That one hurt.
Cooper
That one hurt. But that hurt bad.
Mitch
But. But then we were like, we're next to straight Shane on the field and I want to say he called. He was like, next play, he called the 95 yard. 95 yard run. And then like, we're all going nuts. He's like, all right, I'm going up.
Cooper
To the dude because it was hilarious because his, his girlfriend and her friend, neither of them had gloves on and they were like, can we please go up to the top? Shane's like, they just got the turnover. He's like, yeah. After we run this 99 yard touchdown, we can go up. And then right after, boom.
Jared
Here, Harry, take these extra pair of gloves. I have.
Cooper
He just looks back.
Jared
Yeah, we've had some good times for sure.
Taylor
Notre Dame is.
Matt
Yeah.
Taylor
Sneaky.
Jared
Yeah.
Taylor
Yeah. Like, especially like the three of us because you're always doing the vlogs and stuff on the field.
Jared
So, like the end of that game got dicey.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jared
And you guys snuck it out.
Taylor
That was.
Mitch
Was that the hot dog?
Cooper
Yeah.
Jared
No, no, the next.
Theo
That was clear which game it was?
Jared
Ohio State. Green. Notre Dame.
Taylor
Ohio State, Notre Dame.
Theo
The green uniform game.
Matt
Was it green Notre Dame.
Jared
Yeah.
Theo
Last play the game.
Taylor
Kyle McCormick went down on the last drive.
Theo
He also should have thrown a pick that drive.
Jared
Dude, there was like a few things.
Taylor
I was bugging and then, then I. Then we pulled through.
Cooper
God, that was annoying.
Theo
That was an unsuccessful hate watch for me.
Jared
That was annoying.
Theo
That game pissed me off.
Jared
Not like, I mean, I was kind of pulling for you, but I was also like, you know, home team, you kind of.
Taylor
I don't know, like this. I don't know if this is like out of pocket. Me saying I think the Clemson game was more fun. The Notre Dame, Clemson 1. The Noah State.
Jared
Yeah. Rushing the field was so funny.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jared
We're also Hammers.
Taylor
Yeah.
Cooper
Clemson. L personally was that.
Taylor
Do we. Was that the game? Was it? Is it that game or the Ohio State one where we snuck in, like, all of those fireball shooters, and, like, every time Clemson or Notre Dame scored.
Mitch
I thought that was.
Jared
That was both.
Taylor
That was the hot dog game. Are you talking. I thought that was g. Was like.
Jared
I think it was hot dog.
Mitch
The game when we were chugging fireball.
Jared
I think it was that one. But we also were like, we got to do it again.
Taylor
Yeah.
Jared
So we brought them this next time.
Taylor
I think the Clemson one was more fun because we got a little bit more banged up and we rushed the field, and, like, it was just. We were just vibing.
Cooper
Yeah.
Taylor
But I say one was fun. It was cool.
Jared
Especially being moment with the shoulder.
Cooper
Yeah.
Taylor
Yeah.
Cooper
Jared, what's the first social media you pull up on your phone when you pick it up?
Matt
Twitter.
Cooper
Twitter.
Matt
Twitter, like, right now. And I'm like, I have nothing. Yeah, Twitter. But, like, Instagram at home. But, like, Twitter right now just for brainless.
Jared
Or, like, what's your. What's your algorithm on right now?
Matt
That's. Everyone should answer this. I'm trying to think.
Taylor
Sydney Sweeney.
Matt
No.
Cooper
Anybody else get got by the bunnies on the trampoline?
Matt
Yeah. And I honestly, I don't even want to talk about that because I, like, kind of, like, not got an argument. Mackenzie. Like, I. I watched that video the other night. She's like, that's obviously AI And I, like, gave her a whole, like, no, it's not. I was like. I, like, was, like, standing on it to Mackenzie. That. That's not AI. And then I saw a couple days later, like, oh, I got got by the bunnies thing. I was like, I'm not gonna bring that up to her.
Cooper
Oh, so you stop and talk to her about it.
Jared
No. You call her.
Cooper
I don't have her number, but you.
Jared
Need to rat him out.
Cooper
Yeah. Time to snitch.
Jared
Snitch.
Matt
Well, she's at school, so we can't. But I'll let you call her. I also said we can record it, but that's such a boring thing. It's not gonna be that exciting. Yeah, I'll have to come clean about that, because I got got by that. I'm trying to think.
Cooper
I almost saved it and posted it, and then I, like, a few videos down. It was somebody sitting at the beach looking out at the water and was like, when you realize you got got by the AI Bunnies.
Matt
You know, my tick tock algorithm's on right now, and I mentioned this earlier. It's just like, I bring up Ted Lasso. It's just all like, videos of people in Kansas City recording them. Like, filming in Kansas City, which is.
Mitch
Such a Filming, like the fourth season.
Matt
Yeah. And it's like literally every video on Tick Tock right now.
Jared
Back in the US Coaching a women's scene.
Mitch
Interesting.
Matt
Yeah.
Theo
Soft reboot.
Jared
What are your thoughts on that, Jared?
Matt
I hope it's good. I need Roy Kent. I need. Even though I don't like him.
Jared
I was about to say, you don't like Roy Kent?
Matt
Shout out Roy Kent. Being in. Being in shrinking.
Cooper
I like him.
Matt
And shrinking, though.
Mitch
He plays a really good role.
Matt
Crazy dude.
Cooper
God.
Jared
Beardless.
Cooper
Yeah, I guess I threw me off on that one.
Jared
A beardless Roy Kent threw me off. When I saw them, I was like.
Taylor
That'S really kid talking about Apple TV shows. Brooke and I just started stick.
Jared
Oh, great. Great show.
Taylor
I like. We scroll through it. I'm like. And it was like shrinking your friends and neighbors.
Jared
I just started that.
Taylor
What's the one?
Matt
What's another one?
Jared
Studio.
Matt
I need to finish studio.
Taylor
I was like, that one I heard is good. That one's good. That one's good. And Severance was on there.
Matt
And you never watched Severance.
Jared
Right.
Taylor
And Brooke was like, I don't know if I like any of those. So. And I play the. Just the stick because I know, like, oh, and anything with Owen Wilson is going to be like a feel good type show. She's like, oh, I like that one. So we just have.
Cooper
Y' all watched Shrinking.
Taylor
No, dude.
Matt
Shrinking.
Mitch
I would put at the.
Theo
I need to watch.
Cooper
Yeah, dude.
Matt
As someone that got talked into it from them, it is the most, like, feel good.
Mitch
You will laugh and cry in almost every episode.
Matt
Not too thought provoking. Like, it's not like, you don't have to dedicate too much to it. It's a pretty perfect, like, relax.
Jared
But it will give you moments where you're like, I didn't think of it, though.
Matt
It's the most perfect balance of, like, not brainless like TV or like thoughtless tv. It's like thought provoking, but not. I'm like over explaining it, but it's so perfect.
Taylor
That's. That's the one with Jason Siegel, right?
Matt
Yeah. If you miss like five seconds of it, it's not the end of the world. But you want to stay locked in. Like, severance is like, if you miss five seconds, you're like, oh, I don't understand anything. Like, in certain parts.
Jared
But you, like, fast forward through stuff.
Cooper
Yeah, that's the whole thing.
Theo
The season finale.
Cooper
The season finale I'm locked in.
Theo
I skipped all the way to the end and I was confused.
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Ah, come on.
Jared
Why is this taking so long? This thing is ancient.
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Jared
You're good about putting your phone down.
Cooper
Oh, yeah, I'm. I'm like, I'm fully done.
Matt
I'm talking more like, we just finished eating dinner. I got to run the dishes in the other room. Do we got to pause it or, like, am I good for like six seconds? Like, right?
Taylor
It's kind. It depends how, like, how much you like the show. If you're invested in it. Like, hey, pause this because I want to watch it.
Jared
Right?
Matt
But if it's like, whatever, you'll see what I mean. Like, I think shrinking is a very. Like, some of the scenes. Like, you can you, like, miss a couple seconds of them. Like the neighbor and what's her name talking like about.
Mitch
Sometimes that's important information for sure.
Matt
Yeah, but it's not.
Jared
Never miss a scene with Big D.
Mitch
Think about how many jobs he's dedicated to. That one specific scene from Hair and Makeup Production Grips Pas dp.
Jared
It's not about you, dude.
Taylor
Figure it out.
Mitch
Yeah, just from someone who's in the industry, it just kind of like, sounds a little tone deaf.
Matt
I was Just. I was trying to hype up Yalls opinion on the show. I was just saying, hey, y' all recommended something, and I like it.
Jared
Who all has seen your friends?
Mitch
I almost started last night, dude. I'm only starting this other.
Cooper
How far are you in just two episodes.
Jared
If you get two episodes in, then we can all. We also are running.
Mitch
All right, I'm. I'm gonna watch. I'll watch the first episode tonight.
Jared
And we're.
Cooper
I'm.
Jared
We made an agreement that we're gonna watch one a night so we don't just blow through it. It's so. It's so good.
Taylor
Yeah, I want to join that.
Cooper
How many episodes is there?
Jared
I don't. I don't look. I just watch, dude. I never see how many episodes are.
Taylor
I feel. I mean, I feel like Apple TV standard. 10, 8.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
So one opinion about Apple TV. They have the absolute worst. Absolute worst. What's it called?
Jared
Interface.
Matt
The Interface is such dog.
Jared
Apple tv.
Matt
Yes.
Jared
It is different than all the other ones, dude.
Matt
No, it's like when you get to a show.
Cooper
No, I gotta hear this because that's crazy, dude.
Matt
Me and McKenzie both agree, like, to find what episode you are in the season.
Mitch
You think McKinsey disagrees with you at this point just to spare, like, a night, like. No, you're right.
Jared
You're so right.
Theo
I. I agree. I had this problem the other night, dude.
Matt
Getting back. Try to restart the episode on Netflix. If you go back to the show and start it always like the second where you were, dude, Apple tv, it will start me in a different season. And then to get back to the show list and the season thing, you have to, like, find the show, go through. It's not as smooth as all the.
Jared
Others, I'll give you that.
Cooper
I hear you.
Matt
It is so annoying.
Jared
1. One platform that does piss me off with that is Hulu.
Matt
Hulu sucks.
Jared
Hulu. If you've watched a show and you turn it off or whatever, like, an episode will end. That next episode, it might pick up halfway through. Yeah, like where you left off.
Matt
The most recent time makes you appreciate Netflix because Netflix will have it by them. Dude, nanosecond.
Cooper
Something hilarious.
Jared
Netflix with Jared.
Cooper
He. Which intro sequence don't you like?
Jared
Stick.
Matt
Yeah.
Cooper
He's like, bro. And then when you press skip. Intro it. There's still, like, four seconds left.
Matt
I think it drives me insane.
Taylor
I thought the stick intro was awesome.
Matt
I think it's just a little, like, doesn't match the vibe of the show. I don't know.
Jared
The Problem is, I just like complaining about.
Mitch
I kind of.
Jared
I just like.
Mitch
I just like the first two episodes. And I was like, I don't dislike it, but it doesn't feel like it's. That's what I like how Ted Lasso is perfectly matched.
Matt
Ted Lasso is like, gets me hype every time. The stick one is like stick. And it's just like this weird little cartoon.
Jared
I'm like, so Good.
Matt
All right.
Mitch
RTV's intro sequences are unmatched.
Cooper
Yeah.
Mitch
The severance one in season two.
Matt
Yeah.
Jared
Good.
Taylor
Crowded Rooms is pretty good.
Cooper
Yeah, it is.
Matt
I mean, not a big pet peeve, but like, when you click skip intro. I want to skip the intro. I don't want to still watch black screen fade in. Exactly.
Cooper
You have three seconds.
Matt
But dude, like, just blink. I can say that's a pet peeve. It's not. It's not enough for a blank. It's a full. Like, am I. Why am I still watching this intro?
Jared
That band is good, though.
Matt
I. The song is good.
Cooper
Those are my favorite kinds of pep.
Matt
I fully sat up, grabbed the remote and pressed it. Like I put in the effort. Do your job and skip the intro.
Jared
Skip intro. One arrow over.
Cooper
Yeah, but then that's in the effort.
Matt
God, dude, it pisses me off so bad.
Cooper
Well, I worked hard for this.
Jared
Is there a. Is there a streaming platform that you guys don't have? Like, do you have all the streaming platforms or are you.
Matt
I don't have Disney plus.
Jared
I don't have Hulu specifically to.
Mitch
I don't have Netflix.
Theo
Y' all got hbo Max.
Mitch
Netflix changed their, like, family sharing and I was like, under like a bunch of my family members and now I like, feel you don't. If you're not on the same network that the home device is on, you have to pay. And I'm like a premium subscriber to Hulu because I love Rick and Morty and a couple shows on there that I watch just religiously.
Cooper
Wait, so you're not caught up on Outer Banks?
Mitch
I am not, but I did watch a few seasons cuz my. I also live with broads and Broads had it on like his home tv, but like, I don't have it on my.
Matt
Y' all could probably get away with sharing Netflix, cuz y'.
Cooper
All.
Mitch
I. I got. I gotta.
Jared
They do live close enough.
Matt
If you live close enough, you still.
Mitch
Can'T, like, kilter websites and it's everything. They have movies that like, came out like a week ago on there, so.
Jared
They got F1 on I used to.
Matt
Have a jailbroken fire stick. Shout out. I'm kidding, by the way.
Taylor
Brooke has a jailbroken one calculator.
Matt
She doesn't actually, but. And I didn't actually have those. It just always super illegal.
Cooper
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those were crazy. The jailbroken calculators, the games on them. Oh, my God. I'd be begging for my friends. Come on, let me have it, dude.
Matt
In college, freshman year, we had the jail. Allegedly, we had a jailbroken fire stick. And the. The IT Department called me one day, and they're like. I don't know how. They're like, hey, you snitched on your friends? No, they, like, could tell I saw everything, dude, they did it.
Jared
I'm holding in my hand, right?
Matt
They were like, hey, like, can you stop using that fire stick that you have? I was like, why? Like, we're just watching. He's like, I know you're watching, like, things that are in the theaters right now. I was like, how the hell can you tell, bro?
Taylor
My.
Matt
We got rid of that thing.
Jared
What else were you watching?
Taylor
Along that same vein, My. One of my. This is during COVID My buddy, like, connected to, like, the. He got kicked off of campus because he had, like, a party during COVID and, like, obviously that wasn't allowed during in our school, so he couldn't come back to campus. He went back, like, one weekend to, like, just hang out with his buddies. Pete, like, our public safety officers went to this, like, this house that he was at. We were like, we know Frank's here. Come. Come get him.
Cooper
Damn right.
Taylor
They could. They could track him through our WI fi, which is, like, kind of crazy.
Matt
He was at a private house.
Taylor
No, like, if you connected to Susquehanna's WI fi, they could track you, like, where you're at on campus.
Cooper
I don't know how people go missing, like, they have access to.
Taylor
Yeah, but, like, it was like, how is that even legal for you to, like, be able to track somebody on campus?
Matt
Was he at someone's house?
Taylor
Like, somebody's, like, apartment on campus.
Matt
Okay. That makes it a tiny percent. I thought you were gonna say he was at a private house.
Taylor
No, he was at somebody's, like. Like, I don't have off campus housing, so he was at somebody's, like, apartment house on campus. And then P. SAFE showed up, and we're like, we know Frank's here. Tell him to, like, come out here.
Matt
Whatever you call from Hunger Games at the Peacemakers or whatever. Is that what they're called?
Cooper
Imagine being a senior on campus.
Jared
Keepers, Peacekeepers how many of those movies are up?
Matt
God, not enough.
Mitch
There was.
Matt
They're making a new one. They're making one about Hamish.
Mitch
I can't wait. The newest one of, like, Songbirds. Whatever. Songbirds. I love that.
Matt
I bought it. I pissed.
Cooper
Me.
Mitch
Yeah, I. I don't like that actress. It was her girl from Snow White. I like her.
Cooper
No, bro, we talked about this.
Matt
She.
Cooper
Her accent changes every.
Matt
Dang it. No, we. I forgot we had this conversation because I really liked her because I was fully, like, bought into not like her in that movie. Like, I was like, everyone kind of shits on her and, like. Like, she's cringy in all her interviews and stuff. So I was like, this is probably gonna suck. I'm in the theater, like, when I leave, I told mackenzie, I'm like, oh, my God, dude. Like, I love that movie. I loved her. I loved everybody in that movie. I bought the movie. I rewatched it, and then JP Told me that, like, her accent changes.
Jared
This is, like, the. The fifth one. You said it was, like, the. The.
Mitch
Two books.
Jared
What's the order of them?
Matt
Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay Part one, Mockingjay Part two of Snakes and. Snakes and Songbirds. And then, like, hey, Mitch's stories.
Theo
Can I rant about the new one for a sec?
Matt
Go ahead.
Theo
Because when I was watching that, I like. I agree. Like, I liked it.
Matt
I'd love it.
Jared
It was good.
Theo
I was like, that was, like, a great ending. And then there was.
Matt
Yeah, we talked about an hour, like.
Theo
Of the movie left. Like, a second movie after the movie.
Matt
I like it. The end. I like that second half. But, dude, like, we're in the theater, like, three hours back up, and then it's like, oh, there's a little bit more. There's like, a credit scene, and then it's like, no.
Theo
Bam. Another hour.
Matt
Maybe. You could argue the movie hasn't started.
Theo
Three hours long.
Cooper
Truly.
Matt
Two movies. Yeah. That would have been a Mockingjay part.
Mitch
Made me mad.
Theo
And I, Like, I can sit down for a long movie, but, like, I wrapped the movie. They wrapped.
Cooper
You know what that was?
Theo
And then there's another story, because wasn't.
Cooper
Maki J part 1 and 2 like, that easily could have been one movie? Yeah, I bet they're trying. You know, they're overthinking. Autocorrect.
Matt
Yeah. Because, yeah, Mockingjay Part one and two is just like.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
I think it's just her, like, fighting back against the Capitol, and she's, like, living in that spoiler bunker. My Bad. My bad guys.
Cooper
Yeah.
Matt
Came out like the 10 years super easy. If you guys haven't got to watch that yet.
Jared
I haven't seen after part one so maybe I need to tap in. Let's go.
Mitch
Breaking news on bus and we posted they released a rookie Madden ratings and of like the first round picks. Cam Ward was the lowest at 71. Travis Hunter's in 84. But Calvin Ridley just responded to our tweet with just a crying, laughing emoji face.
Cooper
Calvin Ridley seems like a vibe for him.
Jared
Yeah, we got to get him in.
Mitch
Comments on ourselves in the last few days.
Cooper
The cannonball was.
Mitch
We need to get Calvin Ridley on.
Cooper
Yeah.
Mitch
Talk about all that shit that went.
Matt
Down in Atlanta, Alabama.
Jared
Yeah, we can definitely do that. Well, we can cut this we want but he was using Fanduel when that happened. So.
Cooper
Shout out fandom. Yeah, it is 11. What? We've been going 49 minutes.
Matt
Oh my God. Dude. Always.
Taylor
This is perfect.
Cooper
Yeah.
Jared
What else did we have? We did the bus and bowl Taylor's pool. The live show. Buy tickets on Friday. We Got Hunger Games BWTB.com Fire Games Part 1, Part 2. Snakes.
Matt
Snakes. Shout out Theo again.
Taylor
Yeah, shout out Theo.
Matt
That's my dog. I think we're good.
Cooper
I think we're good.
Theo
I think so.
Cooper
Thanks for watching. Stay tuned for the four minute vlog coming out soon.
Taylor
It'll be a banger.
Mitch
That's the live show. No links. Are we supposed.
Jared
Yeah, we did.
Mitch
I don't know if we like really went into it. Good job.
Jared
We just plugged it.
Matt
I can hit a little freestyle on it though.
Taylor
Go ahead. Take us out, Demon.
Jared
Yes, dude. Exit.
Matt
Hey. Shout out. Inside the bus fans. A couple people. One person commented and said they knew what I was talking about last week with the xxxtentashi on Cipher. That's all. Oh my. Am I. Yeah. And thank you guys for watching. Make sure you like comment and subscribe. Turn on notifications. Go buy some. We don't have.
Jared
We do need it.
Matt
We're gonna get some merch. So. Hold on. Buying any merch from BWTV.com now. Buy merch.
Taylor
We need to think of like a. I guess like a fan base name kind of like tier ones is busing the bus riders. The PT6 is for the dads.
Matt
What's it called when you ride on a bus? Is there like another word for that? Passengers.
Taylor
The commuters.
Matt
That's so cool.
Jared
We'll work on it.
Taylor
Yeah, let us know in the comments. Let us know in the comments what you think shout out. Y' all like subscribe. We'll see you next week.
Jared
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Bussin' With The Boys: Episode Recap – "Taylor's Pool Party Recap + Jarod Hates Apple TV | Inside The Bus"
Release Date: July 31, 2025
In this episode of Bussin' With The Boys, hosts Will Compton and Taylor Lewan delve into a vibrant discussion covering Taylor's recent pool party, their upcoming live show, Matt's fitness journey, favorite poolside foods, memorable game moments, college football experiences, streaming platform frustrations, and plans for future merchandise and fan engagement.
The episode kicks off with a lively recap of Taylor's Pool Party, an event that brought together friends and fellow NFL players for a day of fun and camaraderie.
Jared:
"We obviously had the full spread, but Mitch introduced us to an insane game."
Taylor:
"Once we go, that'll be something that this body's never seen."
Listeners get an inside look at the atmosphere, the activities, and the interactions that made the pool party a memorable occasion.
A significant portion of the discussion revolves around a game called "T", introduced by Mitch. This pool game quickly became a highlight, sparking laughter and competitive spirit among the attendees.
Taylor:
"You got to make sure the tee can float. It'll float up, and then once it gets close enough to the surface or like, you think you can jump in and grab it, you yell 'T.'"
The hosts share hilarious anecdotes, including impressive dives and unexpected twists that kept everyone entertained.
Cooper:
"My top two moments were Jack versus Matt."
Cooper:
"He has such a perfect video of it. Whenever we post that."
These moments not only highlight the fun but also the strong camaraderie among the group.
Looking ahead, the hosts announce their Bus and Bowl Live Show slated for September 19th at the Rococo Theater. They encourage listeners to purchase tickets through their website.
Jared:
"You can get tickets on Friday. If you go to bwtb.com there'll be a link."
The show promises to be an exciting event, with the potential to feature a live podcast segment, enhancing the interactive experience for fans.
A heartfelt segment features Matt discussing his recent weight loss journey, detailing the challenges and successes he has faced over the past months.
Matt:
"I lost about 25 pounds really quickly... I need to bulk up. Enjoy the summer a little bit and then now I'm locking back in."
The conversation touches on the importance of maintaining physical fitness, the fluctuations in his weight, and his commitment to achieving his fitness goals.
The hosts reminisce about the delicious spread at the pool party, highlighting their favorite foods.
Jared:
"The ribs were good. I just hadn't had ribs in a while."
Matt:
"Best thing to eat at Taylor's is the peaches that he has."
These shared favorites add a personal touch, emphasizing the enjoyable and relaxed environment of the pool party.
The episode includes a special shout-out to Theo, appreciating his efforts and discussing the desire to bring Coach Barnes onto the podcast.
Matt:
"We got to get Coach Barnes on the podcast."
This segment underscores the hosts' commitment to featuring diverse voices and expanding their network within the NFL community.
A passionate discussion ensues about college football, with the hosts sharing their favorite teams, memorable games, and personal experiences attending high-stakes matches.
Cooper:
"We need an NFL guy to come out of Susky."
Taylor:
"I've been to two whiteouts already. They're unreal."
They delve into rivalries, unforgettable plays, and the unique atmosphere of college stadiums, providing listeners with engaging sports anecdotes.
Shifting gears, the hosts express their frustrations with various streaming platforms, particularly criticizing Apple TV's interface.
Matt:
"The Interface is such dog."
Jared:
"Apple TV, it is different than all the other ones, dude."
They compare experiences across platforms like Hulu and Netflix, highlighting user interface issues and the impact on their viewing habits.
Towards the end, the hosts discuss future plans for merchandise and engaging with their fanbase. They brainstorm ideas for fan base names and encourage listeners to participate.
Taylor:
"Let us know in the comments what you think. Shout out. Y'all like subscribe. We'll see you next week."
This segment emphasizes their dedication to building a strong community around the podcast.
Wrapping up, the hosts tease upcoming content, including a four-minute vlog and future episodes, ensuring listeners stay tuned for more engaging discussions and exclusive behind-the-scenes looks.
Cooper:
"Stay tuned for the four-minute vlog coming out soon."
Matt:
"Make sure you like, comment and subscribe. Turn on notifications."
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Jared [01:55]: “What episode is this?”
Taylor [02:11]: “We got a lot to talk about this episode.”
Matt [03:05]: “Give me a month, and then you'll have a new update.”
Taylor [07:01]: “Here, folks, but most peaches are cookie bars, too.”
Cooper [09:09]: “You'll have to do that.”
Matt [12:58]: “And then number the other.”
Jared [15:07]: “He was about category.”
Taylor [36:01]: “I don’t know if this is like out of pocket.”
Matt [43:25]: “Go ahead. Take us out, Demon.”
This episode of Bussin' With The Boys offers a comprehensive and entertaining look into the lives of NFL players beyond the field, blending personal stories with engaging discussions on sports, technology, and entertainment. Whether you're a long-time listener or new to the show, this recap provides valuable insights and a glimpse into what makes the podcast a favorite among fans.