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Coop Comstock
Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap.
Mitch Carley
You're almost at the finish line.
Foul
But first.
Coop Comstock
There, the last one.
Mitch Carley
Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes.
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JP Hovey
What's up Inside the bussers. Welcome to our Reggie Bush.
Coop Comstock
Our.
JP Hovey
Our Mark McGuire episode, episode 25, quarter century episode. To my right, we have Mitch Carley. We have J.P. hovey, Coop Comstock, J. Jack McPherson, Garrett Hargis. And now for the first time, we have a producer cam over there for our producer, Flip Malone.
Mitch Carley
Yo, what up, everybody?
Garrett Hargis
He's got a mic now, too.
JP Hovey
Talk to the people.
Matt
Just glad to be here.
Jared
Let's go.
Mitch Carley
You've been here the whole time, though?
Matt
Yeah, I've been here the whole time.
Mitch Carley
But you gotta earn your stripes.
JP Hovey
When did you do that? When did you start doing it? Like, right, like week four or five.
Matt
Yeah.
JP Hovey
Six, seven.
Garrett Hargis
I can probably.
Jared
Six, seven.
Garrett Hargis
I can see Matt switching in the window and he has no idea what he's doing. He's. I'm talking. It's still. This camera still. Suck on him.
JP Hovey
Camera's just on.
Coop Comstock
Jared, quick question. If. Do you know the races of Mark McGuire and Reggie Bush? Okay, if you had to guess, who's.
Garrett Hargis
Black Reggie Bush, do you know what sport he played?
Foul
Football.
Jared
You know, you keep up with Kim Kardashian, you know who he is?
Garrett Hargis
Play with your chest football. What position was he?
JP Hovey
Okay, we don't know that. I got black though, right?
Coop Comstock
Yeah, yeah.
Foul
Kicker.
Coop Comstock
Black Kicker.
Garrett Hargis
You were so first.
JP Hovey
Damn it.
Coop Comstock
No. Hey, you got it. I'm proud of you.
JP Hovey
Black kicker.
Coop Comstock
Yeah.
JP Hovey
Number 25, Reggie Bush.
Coop Comstock
Number 45.
Garrett Hargis
He's a running back.
JP Hovey
That's what I was thinking.
Jared
Yeah.
JP Hovey
So let's get into it. So you want to talk about the rug?
Garrett Hargis
Oh, yeah.
Mitch Carley
You've been gone a while.
Jared
How long is that?
Foul
I haven't seen it either. We just got it.
Garrett Hargis
Shout out Jack BB Yeah.
Jared
Shout out Jack B.
Mitch Carley
We're off to a hot start.
Jared
Jack is a. He's actually a linebacker for Ball State. So he, his girlfriend, she lives in Nashville. He drove down here during their mini bye week. He's all about some action, I guess. They're.
Coop Comstock
They're playing today, tonight and actually I have a big bet on Ball State that was. That Jack was on that team. I kind of want to text and be like, did I make the right choice? Because minus two and a half. The minus two and a half for Kent State is plus 135 odds. So I feel like it's. That's kinda. You don't see a lot of plus odds for a spread.
Mitch Carley
Are you on the Maxion on Wednesday nights?
Coop Comstock
No, but I've just been.
Garrett Hargis
Kent State won like their first game, like two years this year. Like they, they were in awful team and now like they're back to it. But I, I think it's a sign that we're shouting out Jack Bibi, the linebacker for Ball State. Yeah. And you have.
Mitch Carley
It's at three and a half now. And if you take Ball State minus three and a half, it's plus 100.
Coop Comstock
See, I got it at two and a half. So let's go.
Mitch Carley
That's safe.
Jared
But yeah, Jack, he's. He's made a couple of these rugs for us before. There's one at the footstep of the bus and then there's also one in the. In the front of the locker room.
Foul
Set, which is sick.
Jared
And he's just been grinding as a college student.
JP Hovey
Did not know he was in college.
Jared
Yeah, he was like, he was. He's a perfectionist. So in football, I think he was saying, you know, he was just so far in his head on like doing all the right things on the field, doing all the right things with film study. He needed some sort of outlet to detach his identity from just football. So he's just started making all these different rugs for all these different people and he's crushing it on a little solo entrepreneurship.
Mitch Carley
What's his business, his cousin's footsteps? I Think it's like Connor Spencer, Grease. Oh.
Foul
Oh, yeah.
Jared
So hopefully we'll have him on for an episode here soon.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. I mean, he's made one for Riley Leonard, which is. It looks sick. He's made. I think he made one for Jon Gruden.
Mitch Carley
Like, epic.
Garrett Hargis
Go check his stuff out. I mean. Yeah, this stuff is, like, really, really cool.
Mitch Carley
And I like that ours is in a frame.
Jared
I know that's the first time he was talking about. He's like, I realize that when I'm giving it to people with shows, nobody's going to be able to see it if it's on the floor, so I need to start doing frames.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, no, that's smart.
Garrett Hargis
But, like, the way that everybody turned out in the bus.
Mitch Carley
Crazy.
Garrett Hargis
Like, you can see. Like, you can see Coop for sure. The Go Pokes, then jack me that you.
Mitch Carley
That's Jesus.
Coop Comstock
That literally looks like.
Garrett Hargis
No, that's me. I did the thumbs up, G. Yeah.
JP Hovey
Shit's sick.
Coop Comstock
You literally look like your lord and savior.
Mitch Carley
No, that is sick. That busing on it is fire.
Foul
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
Even has me moggy crushing there.
Mitch Carley
Oh, no.
Jared
Great holiday present. Sneaky, creative holidays.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Jared
Hit him up for what?
Garrett Hargis
Did he say he's booked out? Like. Yeah, a month and a half or so.
Jared
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
I don't even know how long it takes to make one, but it just looks.
Jared
I'll be curious when football season ends how much he's able to do.
Garrett Hargis
Moving to Nash. She's going to be on the flag team.
Jared
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Okay.
Foul
Good addition.
Jared
I mean, it's recruited him asap.
Garrett Hargis
He was down here and he's like, oh, you play football? And he's like, yeah, like at Ball State. I'm like, oh, shit. Oh. And he said, where am I? He's like, yeah, I'm gonna be moving down here after school. I'm like, trying to meet some fellas. Like, you're on the flag team already? And he's like, oh, that'd be sick. I'm like, hell yeah, brother. You're. You're locked in.
Mitch Carley
Was that the fastest yes you've gotten for flag? Other than foul, maybe. I mean, this is not a dig.
Garrett Hargis
Felt like a dig.
Mitch Carley
Because all of us, it took us how long? How many years?
Garrett Hargis
Like, two.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
No, I mean, not me. Yeah. Jack was actually two days. It took him to. Or was it three days? Or is it today? I don't know, but yeah. No, I mean, he was. I don't know. It's also one of those things. It's like he's moving to A new city. So he just wants to meet some guys.
Mitch Carley
Right.
Garrett Hargis
So I've.
Mitch Carley
For sure he's got family here, though.
Jared
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Garrett Hargis
He's got, like, his girlfriend here and, like, I think maybe some of her friends. Boyfriends, but, I mean, he's going to be one of the boys, so we're looking forward to having him down here.
Jared
Did you and Jack, did y' all have some anniversary or something? I overhear. I don't know.
Garrett Hargis
It was three years ago today when we were at Notre Dame.
Coop Comstock
Oh, yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Rush the field.
Mitch Carley
Hot dog.
Garrett Hargis
The iconic picture that you took of the three of us.
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Coop Comstock
That brother JP was grinding, working me. Mitch and Garrett are just housed in.
Garrett Hargis
That was. Honestly, I think that might be my favorite trip of all time.
Coop Comstock
It was a good time.
Mitch Carley
That was a good one.
Jared
What's crazy, too, is when we were going into the stadium. Yeah. We got to Rushville and Clemson when we were going into the stadium. It was, like, rainy and stuff, so it was slick. And I had a bunch of things in my hands and I slipped on the step and I landed on my butt. And the security guy started to question me if I was drunk.
Mitch Carley
I was like, man with the vest on.
Jared
Yeah. See my boy with the hot dog? That looks pretty clear to me, doesn't it?
Mitch Carley
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's sitting right there.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, yeah. We were like. You were working. We were just.
Coop Comstock
We snuck in.
Mitch Carley
Like, the picture makes you.
Coop Comstock
Fireball shot.
Garrett Hargis
Was it every touchdown, We. They. We ripped one.
Coop Comstock
Basically something bad.
Jared
We just were ripping, which was a lot. That was the DJU era.
Garrett Hargis
That was when we rushed a field, and that was when I had Will on my shoulders.
Foul
Great.
Garrett Hargis
I hate that I'm forgetting his name.
Mitch Carley
Marcus.
Garrett Hargis
No, no, the guy we. Nick.
Jared
Oh, yeah.
Mitch Carley
Oh, yeah, Nick. Okay. He was with us.
Garrett Hargis
Nick. That. Yeah.
Mitch Carley
That was an awesome.
Garrett Hargis
That was so much fun.
Mitch Carley
Shout out to Irish. I feel like Nick's been with us for multiple games. Right.
Coop Comstock
That was a. The mic chugging that man peak.
JP Hovey
That peaked the mics.
Mitch Carley
But, yeah, Mustache Mitch has been different this morning.
Jared
Yeah, for sure.
Mitch Carley
I walked in and. What were you singing this morning?
Jared
Hosier. Hinder.
Mitch Carley
Hinder.
Garrett Hargis
Not like you say.
Coop Comstock
Sorry.
Foul
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
So Lips of an Angel.
Mitch Carley
Great. Great song.
Jared
I was gonna say. Was that almost. Was that a different song?
Mitch Carley
I think it was a different song.
Garrett Hargis
I still think it was.
Jared
Hindered my cousin.
Mitch Carley
The next room.
JP Hovey
Do y' all want to get into our, like, fun topic?
Jared
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Yeah. I was gonna pull up the note.
Foul
Jerry Lee's.
Mitch Carley
Let me find it. Oh, you gotta Bounce.
JP Hovey
I don't think I have a. I don't think I have, like, a banger one to start or anything. Like, y' all can go first.
Mitch Carley
Do we want to start with the.
JP Hovey
I wrote down a handful first.
Jared
Best first.
Mitch Carley
Somebody explain what it is or.
Garrett Hargis
Jp.
Jared
Yeah. So we're. We're going to be doing tear talk on this podcast now, because the other podcast that goes on in this building, we. We fall off our tear talk sometimes or we have sponsors attached to it. So we have some other lists that we want to get out there for you guys. This one is best first. So think, like, if you're big into skiing, the first shred of the year, if you love the beach, the first beach trip of the year, stuff like that. And if anybody would like to kick it off, I have a question. What you got?
Foul
Yeah, can I. Can I just throw it out there?
Mitch Carley
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Foul
I was gonna say I'm a big movie guy, and obviously, like, good movies are rewatchable. I was gonna say, like, the first time watching, like, one of your favorite movies or like, a good movie that you like.
Jared
Yeah, so. Well, no, I think that's.
Foul
That.
Jared
That's a different one. That's the first experience.
Mitch Carley
That's first experience we have. Like.
Garrett Hargis
Like, best group chat first. So, like, best first experience would be like, the. The first time I watched my favorite movie.
Foul
Yeah. Okay. So I got to think of something.
Coop Comstock
So you're saying, like, he would have to have said a specific movie to fit into this, if that were or.
Jared
No, like, his would have to be. When you first step into the movie theater and the AC hits you.
Foul
Yeah, the first sip of the first.
Coop Comstock
I was popcorn. All my first experience.
Mitch Carley
I think.
JP Hovey
I think I could tweak this.
Garrett Hargis
Like what JP Said with the snowboarding one. Like. Yeah, obviously you've been snowboarding a lot, but, like, the. The best.
Mitch Carley
Like the first one of the.
Garrett Hargis
Get off the lift for sure. Like your first run. Yeah, like your first. First run of the day.
Mitch Carley
Do you want to start us off, Jared?
Jared
I don't know.
Mitch Carley
Or you think you did it wrong? Should we do one and go around? One go around. One go around, or everyone hit your.
JP Hovey
Can I just say this? And it might not be right. Like, it may just be, like, coops. The first time. Watching MTV late at night as a kid. Example Fantasy factory.
Garrett Hargis
That's an experience.
Mitch Carley
That's probably an experience.
JP Hovey
That's why I said it.
Garrett Hargis
Probably.
JP Hovey
That's my time.
Foul
Welcome back.
Mitch Carley
I mean, I can go. Do you mean to just rattle off Three.
Coop Comstock
Or do you have one and we'll.
Mitch Carley
Just talk about it?
Coop Comstock
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
All right. The first poop when you're back home after traveling.
Coop Comstock
I feel like that's. That might have been on JV's list.
Jared
No, no, no. I just said it earlier. Oh, that's so good downstairs. I. I love that one.
Mitch Carley
There's something spiritual about that. And it's like, that could be God tier. It's a moment of we made it back home. Whether it's a fun trip or a work trip. Oh, yeah. The shower's hot by the time I get done, and that's crazy. Best first wipe and then. Yeah, it just feels like the ultimate reset. You know, you're grounded. 10 toes, just maybe naked unleash. Oh, you're naked because you're getting in the shower.
Garrett Hargis
I don't. I'm not. I'm not a poop naked kind of guy.
Mitch Carley
Even if you're getting in the shower right after, I have to, like, pull.
Garrett Hargis
Up my underwear and then just take my underwear back off.
Mitch Carley
And so it's just like.
Coop Comstock
It's like you step out of the underwear.
Jared
So there's a. There's a comedian, Tony Baker, he has a. He has a whole bit on this where he's like, his biggest fear is dying face down, booty up. He's like, and if I'm naked on the toilet and I panic and I get up and they kill me and I fall over, he's like, I'm going to have detectives coming in. Detectives coming in. Like, look what we have here, man. Face down, booty up. They're like, they identify you by your butthole now. He's like, they bring it to the FBI. They got it plastered on the. On the wall. Like, this is where we start.
Mitch Carley
Found Booty North.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Foul
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Like, it's just one of those things. I just have to pull up my underwear. Just like, all right, now I'm clean.
Mitch Carley
Just a little reset. Yeah, I mean, I. I guess I get that, but that. That would be my. My number one for best firsts.
Matt
Great one.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Foul
Does he start with our best one? That's what we're doing right now.
Coop Comstock
Best, worst, whatever you want, man.
Jared
Honestly.
JP Hovey
However, they'll jump on your ass if.
Foul
You do it wrong.
Coop Comstock
I. I'm. I'm now thinking on the fly because I was doing experiences, but one that just hit me is the first, like, fresh air, breeze that hits you when you're leaving work going into a vacation. So where you're like, oh, like, this is. This is where I Have the most allotted amount of time before I have to cl. Walk back in. And there's some where you just kind of let out even like an audible like come on. Or like you're just like you're. You're moving a little faster. You can just feel yourself smiling on the inside. And there's just so much potential for what. What's ahead.
Mitch Carley
I. I have one that aligns with that. That I'm. I'll save.
Coop Comstock
Okay.
Mitch Carley
I'll keep it in the chamber.
Garrett Hargis
I think I have one. But.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, that's a great. It's a great.
Foul
I say like when the weather warms up, that first pool or like lake day, whatever it is that finding that body of water that first day, first water day. Ye time you just get in the water when it's. When it's time is like that's probably my number one overall.
Jared
That's great.
Garrett Hargis
That's a great. That's a really good.
Foul
I'm definitely a warm weather.
Mitch Carley
Zero hesitation of jumping in either.
Foul
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Water cold. I don't even care.
Garrett Hargis
Yep, I'm in there.
Foul
The sun. You start to feel the sun a little more.
Jared
Oh yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty much on my list too. But I'll have another one here. The first time you lay on your parents couch when you're home for the holidays. Just a long lounge. That's like, man, now I'm not going anywhere. I don't know where to be. I'm home.
Garrett Hargis
That's a good one. My. Mine kind of goes off of Jax but not like sort of the first. Like on a Friday and it's a nice sunny Friday and like you just got done work. It's the first song you put on when you're driving home and you just got the windows down.
Mitch Carley
What is that song for you?
Garrett Hargis
It really. It really depends. No, it's not. Well, I'm not.
Jared
I'm saying it feel like in the summer it's mine.
Coop Comstock
It could be, but you could be always.
Garrett Hargis
It's never the. It's not. It's just kind of what's.
Jared
Whatever.
Mitch Carley
Hey, watch those heads.
Garrett Hargis
It might be hinder now the.
Mitch Carley
The rug on your head.
Garrett Hargis
I know what song I've been playing recently, but you put the windows down. You just got your hand just playing in the wind.
Mitch Carley
You love this one.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
I feel like I've heard you bring this up.
Garrett Hargis
I was kind of. I. I don't really go like that one. I go more like sideways.
Mitch Carley
Okay. You ride that swerve on a Damon.
JP Hovey
This one's pretty boring compared to all these. When you wake up in the middle of the night, the first sip of water you take when you're thirsty.
Foul
Oh, that's a good.
Mitch Carley
One, bro.
Jared
We gotta put an end to this.
Foul
Hey.
JP Hovey
The first one, I was like, hey, guys, I think I may have done it wrong.
Mitch Carley
You're like, go ahead.
Jared
And I was like, this.
Mitch Carley
And everyone's like, I think it's how you. I think it's how you lead into it.
Jared
That's a habit.
Mitch Carley
This is probably gonna suck the first time I did it. And then here's a great idea.
Garrett Hargis
No, no.
Jared
Move that other time.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
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Coop Comstock
Oh, so just.
Mitch Carley
That one doesn't count. Yeah.
Coop Comstock
Other one.
Mitch Carley
You just actually did that one wrong.
Coop Comstock
Do.
Jared
Do you agree or disagree that you had to keep things up with that when you. When you pitch things to us?
Garrett Hargis
This might be a bad idea, but.
Jared
That'S what we're saying.
Mitch Carley
I have a reason, Toes.
JP Hovey
But you get hopped on it.
Jared
But you have great ideas.
JP Hovey
Okay. Thank you.
Garrett Hargis
This isn't my.
JP Hovey
I'm on his arguing circus.
Ryan Seacrest
Perfect.
Foul
All right.
Mitch Carley
My back up. Yeah, back up.
Foul
All right.
Jared
Oh, yeah.
Mitch Carley
Matt. Oh, Matt. You have one. It was a warm weather one.
Coop Comstock
First blowjob.
Mitch Carley
You don't have any other ones? You have a mic? Give a mic, dude. You give.
Matt
I was gonna say.
Mitch Carley
That's an experience.
Matt
I was gonna say.
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Matt
Is kind of an experience when you were a kid, bro. Like, you can also do it now as like when it's like cold out and that first Christmas song that hits the radio when you were a kid and you're like, all right, it's Christmas time.
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Foul
And that still applies today. That's what I'm saying.
Garrett Hargis
How weird is it right now watching yourself talk on the screen? Because I know you're seeing it in the corner of your eye.
Matt
It's a little weird.
Mitch Carley
The tilt's looking good. It's a good tilt. Yeah, yeah.
Garrett Hargis
He's making sure.
Mitch Carley
All right, I'll go. All right. The next one I have is first round of golf coming out of winter. That one just hits home for me. It kind of goes with the warm weather pool thing. But it's that first day where you're just like, I'm gonna get outside and do an activity that I want to do. You also have zero expectation coming out of winter on what your golf game is. Sometimes you can play incredible, sometimes it doesn't matter. And your shoes are off by hole 10. And you're just chilling. But that one for me is, that's a special one.
Garrett Hargis
That's a good one.
Coop Comstock
Whether it's with your friends or on like a work outing. But the first time entering in your hotel or Airbnb, even if it's a just a, like Holiday Inn, something about just like Knowing it's gonna be perfectly clean and like, just like a new experience, typically where my head's at. Because I'm going to Arizona tomorrow for this wedding and we have a sweet Airbnb and it's like the first, like opening the Airbn and like, everything's perfectly as it should be. All the sheets are just, you know, cornered at the end of the beds. And somewhere, again, kind of goes back to what I was saying about like the first moment of like your vacation where it's like there's so much opportunity. It's like, what. What is this place gonna look like when we leave? Probably a disaster, but maybe not.
Garrett Hargis
This is the cleanest it'll ever be.
Jared
A beautiful disaster.
Mitch Carley
That's a good one. That's good.
Foul
I'm sure a lot of people will relate to this one. It's kind of similar to you going parents couch, going back to your parents house and seeing your like, family pet.
Jared
Oh, that first leg.
Foul
Yeah, I. I'm like damn near more excited to see my pets when I go home than I am my family. I'm like, y'.
Mitch Carley
All, y' all are cool.
Foul
Like, let me see Rebel.
Mitch Carley
Any day you want.
Foul
Yeah. So going to see. Yeah, that's like what I look forward to the most.
Mitch Carley
What kind of pets you have at home?
Foul
Yellow lab and two cats.
Mitch Carley
Let's go.
JP Hovey
Yeah, like.
Jared
No, I know.
Mitch Carley
Go ahead, demon.
JP Hovey
I'm not licking. That's like, at first, I know everybody's.
Jared
Thinking, oh, mine is. I guess my number two is the first dap with all of your boys when you come back from a trip and it's your first time seeing them. So like when I came back from Greece and I see everybody for the first time, it's just. It's a great dab.
Mitch Carley
It's a great.
Jared
It's an intentional dab.
Coop Comstock
Intentional dab. That's a great way to put it.
Garrett Hargis
My mind just went blank. If I'm being completely.
Mitch Carley
I saw it happen.
Garrett Hargis
I literally just went like, clean. I can short.
Jared
I'll try to think.
Garrett Hargis
This isn't gonna be like the most.
Mitch Carley
I got like four more.
Garrett Hargis
So but. And I don't know, it's not necessarily like a summer thing, but it's like going into the fall and like it's still. You got like that crisp, crispiness air. But you can also smell the fret crushed, freshly cut grass. Just my brain's not working right now, but like the smell of fresh cut grass. And it's like, for whatever reason, it just reminds me of like youth football. Season. And it's like, it's here, dude.
Foul
I'm with that one.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Jared
I saw a kid, I was at checks last night and I saw this kid and his dad come in. They just left football practice. He still had all of his pads on. And it was time of year where he has the hoodie under the pads, cleats on and everything. I'm just like, man, this is too pure.
Mitch Carley
You gotta get the kid out the pads for checks.
Jared
Hey, let's go crazy. He was just sitting at the table eating the wings full.
Garrett Hargis
He's probably.
Foul
He was.
Mitch Carley
Probably.
Jared
So. No. I mean, no. I'll be scared when.
Garrett Hargis
When it's that cold out as a kid, like, you want to keep your pads on because it just keeps all the warmth in. So I. I'm with him.
Jared
Oh, yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
On.
Mitch Carley
Is that why you keep your bike unit onesie on?
Garrett Hargis
When you're just like, I'm not going to bring.
Jared
That is one of the crazier things I've seen.
Garrett Hargis
I'm not going to bring extra clothes because I'm just like, I'm biking in on a Friday. It's not like we're going to be here all that long.
Jared
I'm going have to go full eight hours.
Mitch Carley
We work a full day on Fridays.
Garrett Hargis
I leave a little early.
Jared
They watch the show, bro. Taylor watches.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, that's true.
Jared
Taylor watch. We work full, like 8pm yeah.
JP Hovey
And 8am Freaking.
Garrett Hargis
I'm like, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna wear, like, ride my bike here in the outfit, put on different clothes and put that same outfit outfit back on to ride home.
Mitch Carley
So I'm like, you could just ride home pedestrian style now.
Garrett Hargis
That butt pad is a lifesaver, dude.
Mitch Carley
Oh, it's built in.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
All right, Jared.
JP Hovey
I just thought of this one first. First shower after a haircut.
Coop Comstock
Oh, yeah.
Mitch Carley
Yeah. That has to happen. That's a must.
Coop Comstock
And you're itchy.
JP Hovey
Yeah, it's just so nice. And it's like drying your hair. You're like, oh, it's so much easier to dry.
Coop Comstock
Just feeling it too. Everything about it. As much shampoo.
Mitch Carley
Does anyone not immediately go home and get, like, shower after a haircut?
Foul
I at least wet my hair down.
JP Hovey
Unless, like, unless, like, I've been in.
Ryan Seacrest
A situation, which I can't.
JP Hovey
But, like, I try to. Like, if it's like a wedding morning, like, very rarely, like, not my day, I will.
Jared
Yeah, I did that.
JP Hovey
Like, if I was like a. When I was in a wedding once, I think I got a haircut. I Think we all got haircuts that morning or something. And for some reason we didn't get showers. And it was brutal all day. We were all itchy.
Garrett Hargis
I mean, back when I used to.
Jared
Get kind of a fun idea, though, to get like, if you have a barber come the day of the wedding.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, but I mean, back when I used to get my hair cut during the day here, I wouldn't shower because I'd have to come back here. But now I'm like, one, I can't do it during work hours. Two, I need to schedule when I can take a shower after I get my haircut.
Jared
So I don't think. Were y' all here for any of his haircuts?
JP Hovey
Yeah, like, I heard Will, tell me about.
Garrett Hargis
There was only really one.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Foul
Oh, yeah.
Garrett Hargis
There was one bad one.
Mitch Carley
Don't get a haircut during work hours.
Matt
Yeah, he's never been about it.
Coop Comstock
Wait. Oh, I thought for some reason you, Will and Taylor were talking about something along those lines the other day. Maybe I just thought getting it.
Matt
No, no, I've never thought about it.
Mitch Carley
But it'd be pretty dumb, right?
Matt
I mean.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, it was.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
Which is crazy because we'll get to here every single week at 2pm on, like, Wednesday.
Matt
Mitch, what happened?
JP Hovey
You got.
Matt
What happened?
Garrett Hargis
So this was two Super Bowls ago. Yeah, I guess it's when we were going to Vegas.
Mitch Carley
You have a way better memory than me.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, it was when we were going to Vegas. It was right before we were. It's like the week before we were going to the super bowl and we had like, our super bowl meeting of how it's all going to, like, lay out the week. And I'm like, hey, I have a haircut at this time. Like, just a heads up. And like, it was like an hour and a half from when this meeting started. So this meeting starts. Like, we're going, we're going. And like an hour goes by. I'm like, hey, like, I have. Mind you, the meeting is starting to die down a little bit. There's not like every.
Coop Comstock
Mind you, I'm in the right.
Garrett Hargis
No, no, no. This is what's going through my head. Like, the meeting's dying down. We're having like, all the side conversations that goes on during meetings and stuff. Like, all right, I think. I think we're about done. Like, hey, I gotta go get my haircut. And so I went and I come come back, and Will's like, where'd you go? I went to get haircut. I thought we were done with the meeting. He's like, no, we weren't done. This is like, our most important week. Like, we kept going. Then I came to you guys. How much longer were you going? Like, we were going for another 30, 45 minutes. Are you serious? So I got in trouble.
Mitch Carley
Is a haircut at like 1:30 or 2? Yeah, it's all right.
Garrett Hargis
I mean, you're living your life.
Mitch Carley
You learn. For sure.
Foul
Hey, that was one of my first few weeks here. And I remember, like, before he got in trouble, when he just went to get a haircut, I was like, you can just go do whatever in the middle.
JP Hovey
You can do whatever you want.
Foul
And then I found out like, a little bit later that that was not the case.
Mitch Carley
Not the case. We might have to revisit that. When? Like your first day. Like, impressions and. Same with yours.
Foul
Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Didn't something crazy happen your first day?
Foul
First day.
Mitch Carley
Michigan won the national championship.
Foul
Watch party at Taylor's house for the stream. Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Isn't that when we had the meeting up here? Was that your first day?
Foul
You told me we had a meeting up.
JP Hovey
You told me about it.
Jared
You're here for the.
Mitch Carley
We will revisit. We'll revisit.
Foul
I don't remember you told me about that.
Garrett Hargis
Where Will was right here.
Foul
Oh.
JP Hovey
Oh, you told me.
Foul
That wasn't my first. No, it was my first day.
Jared
I remember.
Garrett Hargis
Is that your first day? Your first, like, it was first week for sure.
Foul
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
When he hit the table. When he hit the table and left.
Coop Comstock
I was the scaredest I've ever been.
Garrett Hargis
I feel like we. We've talked about it enough. We kind of have to just tell the story now.
Jared
Wait, but should we finish?
Coop Comstock
We need to finish up.
Matt
This one's typical, but, like that Friday, first beer.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Ryan Seacrest
All right. G. Come on.
Jared
That works.
Matt
Nobody said it yet. Like, first sip of alcohol on a Friday after a long week.
Mitch Carley
Amen.
Foul
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
All right. Hey, mem.
Matt
Sorry I didn't have a list. I didn't prepare. Like that was typical.
Jared
Nobody disagree with you?
Matt
No, I mean, it was just that everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mitch Carley
When you said this is typical, obviously we're thinking you're gonna say, like, your first nut.
Matt
Oh, no, no.
Coop Comstock
That would have been a banger.
Mitch Carley
Yes. You couldn't have missed there.
Matt
I don't remember my first nut.
Mitch Carley
First BJ of the day. First lick.
Coop Comstock
First link.
JP Hovey
The first lick of the day.
Mitch Carley
All right, all right. My. My third. This is hard because I have three more and I don't want to pick this One. Because it kind of ties into all the summer things. Warm weather, but I'm gonna go with it. And it's the first day of summer break.
Garrett Hargis
Yep.
Mitch Carley
That freedom.
Garrett Hargis
Are you talking about, like, in high school and stuff?
Mitch Carley
Yeah, literally, we have summer break anymore.
Coop Comstock
You talk about my high school.
Garrett Hargis
I haven't felt that in, like, five years.
Mitch Carley
That doesn't apply to me anymore, so. All right. You want my other one? First crush.
JP Hovey
Talking about high school.
Jared
We've now entered the judgment round.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
Do you want to just rattle the rest of yours off real quick?
Ryan Seacrest
Just.
Mitch Carley
Yeah. Yeah. My last one was that first hit of some sticky Icky.
Coop Comstock
Yeah. That was on my initial.
Mitch Carley
After a long day or a long week or if you take a tea break, that first one back. Zing is special.
Coop Comstock
Love that.
JP Hovey
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Because you can't do your first ever. That would be an experience.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
JP Hovey
I found out the hard way.
Mitch Carley
A great experience. But, yeah, usually the poop and that go hand in hand, so that shower is nuts. Pinnacle. Yeah.
Coop Comstock
And then you get your first night.
Garrett Hargis
And then you got your music on.
Mitch Carley
And you can go. You can hit the triple crown in one room.
Coop Comstock
My last one, I thought Coop will definitely align with this and. And Jared, everybody will. But the first game with the fellas, once you, like, log in and, like, my first, like, let's say, like, we're, like, busting some rounds on Fortnite. Just like when you finally get everybody into a lobby and, like, for, like, you know, at least 30 minutes, you're gonna get some gaming time with the fellas.
JP Hovey
That's a huge emphasis once everybody's in the lobby.
Ryan Seacrest
Like, that moment.
JP Hovey
Because it just takes forever to get everybody in the lobby older.
Coop Comstock
It's like half the time, these dudes don't even show up.
JP Hovey
Kids down for an hour.
Mitch Carley
We're entering that time of year.
Jared
I gotta get in the lobby one of these days.
Mitch Carley
Hey.
JP Hovey
Hey, you.
Mitch Carley
We'll just get you in the Discord. You can just come talk.
Foul
Just talk.
Garrett Hargis
Hang out.
Mitch Carley
You can play Switch.
Jared
And I have Discord download.
Coop Comstock
Discord's awesome also. Honorable mention. Honorable mention. Very basic, but first sleep after clean sheets. But yeah, that doesn't.
Mitch Carley
Fantastic.
Coop Comstock
I didn't want to say it. Matt made me say it.
Mitch Carley
So the obvious. It's so obvious.
Foul
I. I'm just gonna bum off my first one because I really didn't want to use that one.
Mitch Carley
The.
Foul
I mean, Mitch kind of said it double and down. He kind of said it for me, like, walking into the movie theater, that first, like, whiff of, like, popcorn that you smell like that first sip of Coke. Like all that just like, before the movie starts. Yeah, just that first, like, that's like. That's the biggest part of the movie experience. Like, even. Almost bigger than seeing the movies. Like, just getting in there.
Mitch Carley
What was the most recent movie you saw?
Foul
The Neutron movie.
Coop Comstock
I saw it too.
Foul
Yeah, I saw it.
Mitch Carley
I still want to go see the.
Coop Comstock
I had a good time.
Mitch Carley
Was it one battle at a time? Yeah, that movie was.
Foul
I wanted to go see that. I went saw Tron, like, on my birthday. Cuz, like, that was. We had a whole day. We went and saw Tron, and I wanted to see that movie. And it's like, out of theaters completely already. At least here we. We looked everywhere, and it was. It was out for 2ish weeks and then gone.
Mitch Carley
I heard it crushed. It hurt. Like people enjoyed it.
Foul
There was just a lot of movies that came out at the same time.
Mitch Carley
I'm gonna have to watch.
Foul
I really wanted to see that.
Coop Comstock
I really want.
Foul
I was gonna see if it's out.
Mitch Carley
We should watch it in.
Foul
Yeah, yeah.
Mitch Carley
But instead of Thursday Night Football.
Jared
My last one is the first bite of your favorite meal.
Mitch Carley
Yep.
JP Hovey
For me, I was thinking of that earlier.
Foul
Yeah.
Jared
My dad makes these lamb chops for my birthday, and God, this is so great. But then the last bite really pisses me off because I'm like, man, I can't believe it's over. That first bite, you're just thinking about.
JP Hovey
It so much, and you're like, delivered.
Mitch Carley
Hey, this. This might be opening another conversation, but do you strategically eat a meal that way so that your last bite is something.
Jared
Something sloppy.
Mitch Carley
Specific, though. Like, you want the last bite to be the pork chop. So that's the last taste, not the size.
Garrett Hargis
Definitely.
Jared
Because I pick it. I pick it up by the bones.
Mitch Carley
Oh, okay.
Jared
I go Mitch on it.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. You see me eat a PB and J.
Jared
That's what I look like.
Garrett Hargis
I eat my PB and J strategically every day.
Mitch Carley
Oh, we know. Licks through the cheeks.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Jared
Legs.
Garrett Hargis
Just stuff it in there.
Jared
No pause in high school and stuff.
Foul
High school.
Garrett Hargis
My last one will be kind of sticking to the football realm. The first weekend of just football in general. And I don't know if it's gonna be the first Saturday or the first Sunday, but I probably. The first Sunday. You got. You got all the fellas over that. First time you sit in the couch, you click on red zone.
Coop Comstock
Your team's going undefeated.
Jared
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
And you have.
Mitch Carley
Anything's possible.
Garrett Hargis
You have the entire season ahead of you. This is the most amount of football you will have for the rest of the year. All of your bets are going to hit. You're parlaying everything.
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Garrett Hargis
And it's like, we're back.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
And then you just immediately get pissed off at Scott Hansen.
Jared
All right, Great one.
Mitch Carley
Could be a friend of the show.
Jared
Great one.
JP Hovey
My last one. I think everyone here will relate to this. Your first automatic farm you make in Minecraft.
Mitch Carley
Is that an experience though? Yes, dude.
JP Hovey
Because every new world you make, you will get to a point when you make an automatic farm.
Garrett Hargis
I don't think.
Foul
What?
Jared
I'm not going to question the Minecraft guy.
Coop Comstock
Yeah, keep going.
Matt
Please.
JP Hovey
Question.
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Mitch Carley
He's rolling.
JP Hovey
And every time your first one, you make. For all my Minecrafters out there, you know, it's just now we don't have to worry, boys. We will eat forever. That's everybody niche but my Minecrafters out there. Your first automatic farm.
Jared
I feel like that's a clip.
Garrett Hargis
That was about to say clip.
Mitch Carley
That go clip.
Jared
Because Minecraft people go hard.
Foul
Collab with Minecraft.
JP Hovey
That's gonna get no views.
Mitch Carley
That one might put us on the map.
JP Hovey
Yeah, dude, that might blow up this podcast.
Matt
Matt, I think I'm a winter guy. The first snowfall of the year. I mean, I love snow.
Garrett Hargis
That's a.
Mitch Carley
That's.
JP Hovey
I was thinking that earlier too.
Matt
Like. Like, I know as you get older snow days, I was like, all right.
Foul
I thought you said that snow day.
Matt
It kind of reminds me of a kid again. Even if you don't have school anymore, you're like, oh, I got that first snow day for sure.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Matt
Yeah.
Jared
Cuz I hate the cold. But something about the first snow, I'm like, I get re. Energized. I'm like outside all day.
Garrett Hargis
It's going to be cold.
Mitch Carley
Cold. It's got to be snowing.
Foul
Yeah.
Jared
Otherwise, get out of here with like.
Garrett Hargis
10, 15 degrees and it just dry.
Mitch Carley
You don't like that, Coop?
Garrett Hargis
It's got to be. Give me something.
Foul
I got a hot take about snow.
Jared
That's a pet peeve.
Matt
Let's go snow first now.
Foul
Actually, you know what? That. We'll save it.
Mitch Carley
Okay.
Garrett Hargis
Damn.
Mitch Carley
He stared down the barrel.
JP Hovey
Hey, we'll save that for next week, all right?
Mitch Carley
No, for the pet peeves we all went through. Right?
Jared
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Put in the comments some of your favorite first, best, whatever. Best first.
Garrett Hargis
Mind you, it's the first.
Mitch Carley
What is it, Mitch?
Garrett Hargis
That's first not first experience of doing something.
JP Hovey
Try to make it really clear for y'.
Foul
All. Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Yeah. All right. What did. We want to go back into the story of Will Coop's first week.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. Let's get.
Jared
I don't know if I've ever heard it. Everybody say bye to Jared. Bye, buddy.
Garrett Hargis
I want to hear your vantage point of it, Coop, because it was your first.
Mitch Carley
The meeting.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Foul
What's funny? Like, yeah, it was my first week, and I don't remember all the specifics. All the Details. And then he was gone.
Jared
I'm trying to think, too. Like, I can't exactly remember why it was called.
Mitch Carley
Probably because Mitch got a haircut.
Foul
No, because I was.
Coop Comstock
I just remember Will saying that everybody's expendable.
Jared
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
And then I want to say he kind of singled Yoko, who's like, don't worry. Like, you're. You're new here. This isn't directed at you.
Foul
Like I said, I don't remember.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Foul
All the specifics. What happened before. Because I was not there before. But I remember we were up here and I was sitting on that side, and he had, like, the board, and he ripped into everybody. And then I, like, I was just sitting there thinking, like, this ain't about me.
Garrett Hargis
Didn't he talk to you beforehand?
Foul
Yeah, but it wasn't like.
Garrett Hargis
I thought you said he, like, pulled you, so. Hey, we're about to have a meeting. Anything that said in there. Not about you.
Foul
You.
Jared
So Coops, like, I'm about to have all new co workers.
Foul
Will wasn't the one who pulled me aside for that. Another person was, and I don't want to.
Garrett Hargis
Jared had said it earlier, so.
Foul
No, that was another person, not Will.
Mitch Carley
Work on that.
Foul
But yeah, that was. That was like, Tuesday or Wednesday, so, like, my second or third day. And the first day was already crazy enough because it was the live stream at Taylor's house. Yeah, that was the very first day.
Jared
Oh, wow. Because that was the Super Bowl. Because it was Monday, so it wasn't even. The March Madness stuff didn't even happen yet.
Foul
Man.
Jared
I wonder what the heck triggered it.
Garrett Hargis
Should we call him up?
Foul
Yeah, I couldn't tell you all that, but it was kind of.
Jared
And what had it. We keep talking about the hand smash.
Mitch Carley
I, like, kind of remember he, like, had, like, an ending line, and it was like.
Coop Comstock
I think he was like.
Mitch Carley
And he walked out talking about.
Coop Comstock
Then come back, he's like, everyone's expendable. Like, no one's.
Jared
Like, no one's safe.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
No one's safe.
Garrett Hargis
Life.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
I wish I could remember what he said.
Coop Comstock
And then he just left to get a haircut.
Matt
I remember how that started. I'm really interested.
Coop Comstock
I honestly don't. I think we all were. I mean, I definitely don't because I try and black it out.
Mitch Carley
You've done a bad job coming back to this.
Garrett Hargis
I. I don't know if I'm the only one. I thought everything was going pretty smoothly. Like, I don't think we had anything.
Coop Comstock
It was a snowball. I know the snowball effect of, like, one little thing after another and then one big thing that set it off.
Foul
And I do kind of feel like I rem. That being the vibe. Like, after. Just like after he left and we're all talking down or whatever, it's like.
Mitch Carley
What the hell is like.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, we were like, what the just happened? Pardon me? It was just the five of us.
Coop Comstock
Yeah.
Foul
And I. I do remember. I. I do remember. It was like, y' all weren't like, yeah, we deserve.
Mitch Carley
So, Coop. Well, your. Your first day was national champion almost this time last year. Were you?
Garrett Hargis
Yeah, yeah. For two years.
Foul
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, Two years. That's right.
Jared
It worked. It worked.
Garrett Hargis
No, it'd be January 23, 4. So in January, it'll be two years, correct?
Foul
Yeah, it was January 7th or 8th.
Jared
And we about to be in 26. You know nothing about that nephew.
Garrett Hargis
But, yeah, we, like, that was.
Foul
It was a crazy first week.
Mitch Carley
What a dud of a story because we don't even remember what happened.
Foul
But I wish I could contribute more. I just. Like, I was just there.
Jared
Crazy.
Foul
It was happening around me, not to me.
Mitch Carley
Did it happen before? After the audit thing?
Jared
I don't know, bro.
Garrett Hargis
I don't know.
Foul
What audit thing?
Jared
I'm having a heart. Like, I remember the situation.
Foul
Yeah.
Jared
Okay.
Foul
I came right. Not right. At some. Somewhat recently after the tunnel chaos.
Coop Comstock
What's that guy's name?
Jared
Ken.
Garrett Hargis
Ken, yeah.
Jared
Beast.
Foul
Because that was a. That was a hot topic when I was.
Garrett Hargis
I think it was. Right. The audit thing, I think was right before Christmas break.
Mitch Carley
For context, we had, like, a team building type meeting where we needed to get closer work on having better communication. And, like, you know, if you felt like somebody either wasn't upholding the standard, we got to feel comfortable with, like, bringing it up face to face just so the betterment of busing is stronger. And that. That's a little bit of the context when we're, like, talking about this audit thing. So we had, like, a guy come in, a professional come in, and. So weird how basically test us.
Jared
It was ye.
Garrett Hargis
The tunnel.
Mitch Carley
He was awesome.
Garrett Hargis
It's so weird how the tunnel of chaos is now because, like, in the moment, it's like, that's a perfect. Like, that's a really good way to, like, if you're having, like, confrontation with somebody, like, hey, tunnel of chaos right now, then, like, you kind of just do whatever, right? But now it's, let's go to Vegas. Like, it's that whole, like, switch of what you got.
Coop Comstock
What you got against Vegas. Dude, I don't say it out loud, bro. If we went through the tunnel of chaos. Say it, man.
Mitch Carley
Man.
Garrett Hargis
It's not at all.
Ryan Seacrest
Right now.
Coop Comstock
Part of me thought that chaos. Did it originate from that? Like that was. That's so funny.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. It was from when Ken came back.
Coop Comstock
That is. Yeah.
Jared
It's so funny too because he had it on a bullseye. He was like, based off what you guys are saying the problems are and nobody is speaking out and attaching to name of any of it, like somebody is lying about something in this room. He's like, now this is the time to. To explain exactly what's going on.
Mitch Carley
And we're all like, I don't think anyone said anything. Yeah, we were always on too.
Jared
Yeah. Basically that.
Garrett Hargis
He's like. Like we all sat around for like a minute, just quiet. He's like, you guys, someone, someone, don't be a and say something. And I think Will Taylor just said something.
Jared
Dude. Stuck though. The line that stuck with me the most was when he. Because he worked with Kirk Cousins too. He was like, Kurt came up to me and said, can we. We have three problems going on. He's like, no, actually, we have four. Kirk's like, what do you.
JP Hovey
What do you mean?
Jared
He's like, how do we get to three?
Mitch Carley
Yep.
Jared
I was like, dang.
Mitch Carley
You understand that, Matt? Repeat it, jp. Hold. Repeat it, jp.
Garrett Hargis
Kurt came up to him. We. Hey, Ken. We have three problems. Kurt. Or then Ken was like, no, we actually have four.
Jared
Because how do we get to three?
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
The fourth problem is how we got to three.
Jared
Why don't you.
Foul
The fourth problem is that there's three.
Mitch Carley
There shouldn't be one, two, or three.
Jared
Right. Just stop at one.
Mitch Carley
Hey.
Jared
The harder conversations you'll have, the easier your life will be, man.
Mitch Carley
Game.
Foul
Eyes open.
Garrett Hargis
Come on, nephew.
Matt
I need to invite bro back.
Jared
Stay with it. Now.
Garrett Hargis
We. I mean, it's been.
Jared
Stay with me a few years since he's in 2026.
Mitch Carley
It's been a while. Yeah. What else did we want to talk about today?
Jared
We go ahead.
Foul
Pet peeves.
Jared
Yeah, Pet peeves.
Foul
I'm sorry. I got a few.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, just like that. Just like tear talk. Sometimes it doesn't get done on the bus. We're going to start bringing it over here. Same with pet peeve. And bring back a little bit of the shout out. No free shout outs. Just so we can keep that in the bus and world in the bus and fam. But Coop seems eager to get a pet peeve off his chest.
Foul
I'm going to do not my biggest one. First.
Mitch Carley
My.
Foul
My first one is a smaller one. And it really relates to. What I've already talked about is people at the movie theater and everyone who just talk or get on their phone the whole movie. When everyone paid like a trillion dollars in 2025 to go see this movie.
Mitch Carley
Didn't you work the movies?
Foul
I did, yeah. That sucked.
Mitch Carley
And people did. All your things today have been, I.
Coop Comstock
Think all around movies.
Foul
I got war stories from that. Maybe for another time. But that's one of my. That's my biggest movie theater pet peeves. Well, that's like the only movie theater pet peeve. But people getting.
Mitch Carley
Dude, I can just on their phone and talk.
Garrett Hargis
How mad.
Mitch Carley
It is crazy though that people do that.
Jared
But I hate.
Garrett Hargis
We're all with you and just Coop.
Foul
Yeah. And another movie theater pet peeve because now you can pick your seats when you're buying tickets. This happened to me one time. Me and my boy went to see a movie. Two seats, empty theater. Empty theater. These people, this couple walks in, they.
Mitch Carley
Sit right next to you.
Foul
Sit right next to us. The two seats next to us in the top row. Whole theater. I'm not even kidding. Not even one person. That would be off. It was right next to us and they were talking and flirt. It was like a 50 year old couple flirting and talking and touching each other the whole time. He spilled his popcorn on me. I'm like, what are we doing? Why? Yeah, like, hey, popcorn surprise.
Mitch Carley
Did you. Did you stay in your seat or did you get up and move?
Ad Read Voice
Move.
Foul
We stay.
Garrett Hargis
We. We were there first.
Foul
Yeah.
Jared
That just enjoys being mad. But the whole movie, the thrill.
Foul
The whole movie. I mean, the movie was Cocaine Bear. I'll be honest.
Mitch Carley
That's why we had to go see what it was about.
Foul
It honestly makes it kind of funnier. Like they came and sit next to us in Cocaine Bear.
Mitch Carley
I never saw that.
Foul
It's abs. Hey, man.
Coop Comstock
Exactly what you think.
Mitch Carley
The premise is insane.
Foul
It's a movie.
Coop Comstock
It's a real story. That happened in Knoxville.
Foul
Oh, I didn't know that's Knoxville.
Coop Comstock
Yeah, it happened.
Foul
Wow.
Coop Comstock
Or like in the Smoky Mountains outside of Knoxville. But, well, beautiful things.
Jared
That's funny.
Foul
The real scary thing happened in the theater.
Jared
I was. I hate when and when you are with a crew and that's like your friends are the ones talking and it's just like, oh, it's even worse. It's horrible.
Mitch Carley
Hey, you know where I feel that? I feel like you'll share this at concerts.
Coop Comstock
Oh, my God, I will.
Mitch Carley
Away from the friend group to watch a concert. If it's that bad, you have the.
Coop Comstock
Concerts say it's this way. They're literally facing their back to the show. They're like, I know, man. Like, and it's like, move away, dude.
Mitch Carley
It drives me insane. Like, places like, like indoor venue, like Brooklyn Bowl. If you sit over by that bar area, like, you might as well just, you know, chill.
Jared
Coop, I can't wait to hear the second one. Yeah.
Mitch Carley
That. I do feel that if I paid money to come watch something, don't be talking.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Foul
This ain't six dollar tickets anymore.
Mitch Carley
Amen neither. Concert tickets.
Foul
Yeah.
Jared
A new one, I guess, that I would have. That I just didn't even know about. Gary, you would. You would understand it. As I'm trying to make merch for make it to Midnight, and people are asking me, oh, dude. And like, my friends that I would love to give some to, like, hey, you got to get me this. You got to give me that. And I'm just like, bro, this junk is costing me money to, like, buy all of these things. Like, I can't.
Mitch Carley
Give me.
Coop Comstock
For you.
Mitch Carley
For you. Yes, I totally understand that. Because it's your money, right? For busing. It's definitely different.
Jared
Definitely.
Mitch Carley
But at least once a week. Oh, it's crazy. You haven't got me anything. It's like.
Coop Comstock
It's like an insult.
Mitch Carley
Do you want to, like, ask for some or do you just want to do this experience?
Coop Comstock
The amount of times I've heard some of our friends, even they say it to me, but, like, him, like, saying to G, like, like, damn, it's crazy. Like, I still haven't got any gear. It's like, dude, make an ask. Send a size. Send what you want and be like, I would like this.
Mitch Carley
You will have it.
Coop Comstock
Don't just expect that we're gonna just show up with a box of merch just because we work for the company.
Mitch Carley
What's crazy, too, is the people that do this, and I hope you're watching, I text them and said, hey, I have X, Y, and Z for you because we have a ton of it.
Jared
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Shout out the home team. No response. Dude.
Coop Comstock
Because they want some, you know, one off special gift. They don't want the, like, hey, we have a bunch of extra backstock of this.
Mitch Carley
Like, oh, custom backstop of your favorite football team.
JP Hovey
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
No response. Piss me off. Tyler Boseman.
Coop Comstock
I was trying to figure out who it was.
Mitch Carley
What you got, Mitch? Pet peeve. If you don't have one, I can. I can go yeah, come back to me. You got a pet peeve. Let's go.
Garrett Hargis
I can't get my shout out.
Matt
It's actually, it's two things, but they're related. They're related to each other.
Jared
He didn't even want to hear it either.
Matt
When people don't hold the door for people, like when you're walking in, you don't hold the door. Like when someone's not holding the door. And then also when people don't say thank you when you hold the door for them. I don't know why, but that irks me. It's like you gotta say thank you for sure. I don't know.
Mitch Carley
You were raised right.
Matt
Yeah, it pisses me off, but yeah, that's my pet peeve.
Mitch Carley
That's a good one. Did that happen recently?
Foul
Constantly.
Matt
It did that today happened like two days ago. And I thought about.
Foul
Where were you?
Matt
I was at the gas station. Get my. I like gas station coffee, morning coffee, hold the door, silent treatment. And I was just like, yeah, they just walked in and it's morning, man.
Jared
You got to give them benefit of the doubt.
Matt
It doesn't matter though.
Mitch Carley
That's even better. Hey, good morning. Appreciate you.
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Matt
Thank you, man.
Mitch Carley
Hey, under your breath when they walk in, you go, hey, yeah, no problem.
Matt
No, I don't do that. But I scold.
Mitch Carley
I do, I scold your head.
Matt
Yeah, I'm like. And then it'll sit with me for like 10 minutes like that. Dude, I'll never be friends with 10.
Foul
Minutes of your day gone.
Mitch Carley
Fill that a pet peeve of mine. J.P. and I talked about this when we were driving back from South Carolina two weeks ago. And it's tough because in a way, this could fall into a shout out. But right now it's gonna land in the pet peeve column. One of the better inventions of all time is when you go to the gas pump, the little lever that clicks and it pumps the gas for you. So my pet peeve is when you pull up to 1 of 15 pumps and your pump doesn't have it and you have to make the decision, do I move to another pump or do I just stand here for what feels like a lifetime?
Jared
If it's a cold day, I never.
Matt
Use that thing ever. I always pump it.
Coop Comstock
I don't know why you say that a lot.
Mitch Carley
Like, quote graphic that I always say.
Garrett Hargis
You'Re proud of it.
Mitch Carley
But that just like. And it happened to me twice. Once on the way to South Carolina and Then once coming home. So I don't know if it's a state thing, but. Whoa. We're.
Jared
We're working to get it fixed.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jared
It's part of the campaign.
Mitch Carley
But it does. It does kind of annoy me because that invention is incredible.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
And when you just luck out with the one that doesn't have it, you know, it sucks. It sounds like a little bad thing to complain about. Oh, you gotta pump your own gas. Yeah, I'm complaining about it. Yeah.
Jared
It's pet peeve.
Mitch Carley
Yeah. So that was mine.
Coop Comstock
Mine will be. When you use your credit or debit card and they say that it doesn't work, even though you have just recently used the card. Halloween, the last night or two nights ago, I went to Walmart because my heat. Because I bought that house in May, I had not turned the gas on because I have electric stove. And so it's getting cooler. I'm like, why is my heat not working? Realize having got Piedmont, like gas to come out and turn it on. First time they can do it is Friday. So Monday it was pretty chilly. It was like on Sunday night, it was freezing in my house. So I go to Walmart and get just an indoor heater. And I go up. I had just got gas. Use the budget, don't hold it because I'm not a psycho. And one at Walmart, they don't have tab to pay. And so I'm sliding it, I'm inserting it. It's not working. They take me to customer service. Not working. Not working out. Working. I don't have, because I have one of these, the wallets on my phone, and I just only have my credit card because it's all I use. I have to go back to my house to get my debit card, come back, and on the way back, just to know for sure or excuse me, after I got the heater, it worked.
Mitch Carley
Works.
Coop Comstock
I go to Chipotle and get dinner, use my debit. My credit card works perfectly. But just in that moment, like, you're just like fuming at some person who gets paid like $12 an hour, doesn't give a. Like. And you know, the. The clientele in Walmart's, especially this 100 Oaks, it's like the living dead over there sometimes. So, yeah, that. That just bugs you. Like, I swear to God I'm not. It's not getting declined. Like, I have money and it's not even like a flex. It's just like, I have enough to pay for this. But, you know, life goes on there's.
Mitch Carley
Another pet peeve in that. And again, this is such a niche thing, an old head thing, but the fact that Walmart doesn't have the tap.
Coop Comstock
To pay is insane. But I think it's like literally the demographic that shops there. There has to be something involved with it.
Mitch Carley
It.
Coop Comstock
Maybe that's me being you.
Mitch Carley
Take it away.
Foul
I love.
Jared
Personally, I love the insert the chip.
Foul
Really?
Jared
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Just feels home.
Jared
I feel like it feel. It feels more like a transaction to me. I'm like. And that's what I.
Mitch Carley
That's fair part about the swipe. I mean, take it back.
Jared
Yeah, I would love to be back on the swipe.
Mitch Carley
You know the guy that invented the swiping of the credit card? Like that magnet strip from Brentwood.
Foul
Really?
Coop Comstock
There was so many rooms when we were in like middle school and high school, it'd be like, oh, it was like such and such his uncle. And it's always a rotating rumor, but they're like, yeah, you got like.003 cents per every swipe. And it's like, dang. Like, it would be. But that's obviously never.
Jared
This is brain rot. But Speed was at some restaurant and some guy was like, hey, what are you streaming on? And Speed was like, you know, kick YouTube, whatever. He's like, oh, do you know who. Do you know who invented the Internet? And Speed's like, was it you? He's like, no, but just Google it. Guy Googles it or Speed Googles it. And the name pops up. He's like, all right, now here's my name and type it in next to his. And the guy in the restaurant invented downloading. I was like, what?
Coop Comstock
It's like inventing water at this point.
Garrett Hargis
Literally, like, thinking of inventing.
Coop Comstock
Yeah, it wasn't. It's always around.
Mitch Carley
So that dude just invented stealing?
Jared
Yeah, pretty much.
Coop Comstock
Legend.
Garrett Hargis
My pet peeve is going to be. It sounds really pointed at the moment when I'm thinking about it, but it just happens all the time at my apartment when. If you're not in the apartment, everything should be turned off, like, except your AC or heat or whatever.
Coop Comstock
So. Not everything. I mean, I'm just kidding. Continue.
Garrett Hargis
Like my current roommate now. And like, my roommate the house. No, I don't live with Gabe.
Jared
Gunner.
Garrett Hargis
Gunner.
Mitch Carley
Oh, gonna.
Garrett Hargis
Gunner will leave his fans on and his. And his lights on when he's not home. And I'm like, brother, I'll literally go in his room and like, turn everything off.
Coop Comstock
Do you guys pay for those? Like.
Garrett Hargis
Like, we pay for electric.
Coop Comstock
Yeah, I just didn't know if it's included. Like, utilities. Okay. And that, that especially would piss me off.
Garrett Hargis
And like, our electric bill for the first month was like 120 bucks. And that's what it was at the house.
Mitch Carley
Like four people.
Foul
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Or it was like a little bit at the house. It was a like maybe 60 bucks more expensive. But it's two of us in an apartment, not four of us in an entire house. Like, brother, turn off your. And there's time.
Mitch Carley
There are times he's moving out soon, though.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. There are times I'll come in here and like, the bathroom lights on. I'm like, just turn the bathroom.
Matt
Yeah.
Mitch Carley
Sometimes there's more than just the bathroom light left on here. That blows my mind for sure.
Foul
Who raised.
Mitch Carley
Not to be pointed.
Jared
Who raised.
Foul
Who raised these people?
Jared
Matt, how long we've been gone?
Garrett Hargis
I know for a fact that I've left. I know for a fact I've left stuff on before. But I like, it's like, if you're done in the room, turn everything off kind of thing.
Foul
Yeah, that's a good one.
Matt
When people wear shorts and a t shirt in 40 degree weather, that's probably some of y'.
Mitch Carley
All.
Matt
I don't know if it's anybody y', all, but that's a pet peeve.
Mitch Carley
Are you talking about your boss?
Matt
Does he do that? I mean, I haven't worked here a winner yet.
Foul
Matt, you were just complaining about having to wear pants earlier.
Jared
Well, and first thing when I walked in was, it's warm up short. Short sleeve shirt and shorts, bro.
Matt
Well, when it's cold. When it's cold, like we're in like the depths of January and you're pulling up in T shirt shorts.
Coop Comstock
I mean, I. I was at the Titans game on Sunday and it was like a brisk 48 degrees and a little rainy and clump pulled up and.
Foul
Aiden, shorts.
Jared
He never wears shorts, bro.
Garrett Hargis
Do you remember in high school it's like, bro, it's not even that cold out. I was that kid in neon.
Foul
At my school.
Mitch Carley
At my school, they don't make neon and long sleeves.
Foul
You could not wear pants or you were a loser.
Mitch Carley
Really?
Foul
Yeah. I didn't see one dude in pants the whole.
Coop Comstock
Well, like, what's the coldest it's getting? I mean, like, it still gets like 40s.
Foul
Yeah, it'll get 40s. But like, no one was wearing. Yeah, we were in shorts.
Jared
I feel like I was freezing my butt off when I lived.
Mitch Carley
I don't know if I've ever seen Coop in Pants.
Foul
I was in pants yesterday.
Mitch Carley
That is such a lie.
Coop Comstock
It's a shorts pod.
Jared
Back to the credit card thing real quick. How does the machine know that your password is incorrect? Damn.
Mitch Carley
Wait, hold on. What?
Coop Comstock
With my credit card.
Ryan Seacrest
I don't have.
Matt
It's gotta be in the chip of the card man.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Jared
How does it know your PIN is.
Coop Comstock
Wrong is what you type?
Foul
Sometimes I've just been able to click. Let you do it.
Coop Comstock
It knows your information.
Mitch Carley
Yeah, because of the chip.
Coop Comstock
That's why I use a credit card.
Jared
But we didn't always have the chip.
Mitch Carley
Did you have to type it in when you swiped?
Garrett Hargis
Not like when I used to get gas with my debit card. I have to type in my PIN every time.
Jared
Right.
Coop Comstock
With my credit card. I do not. There's no.
Jared
Just debit card.
Coop Comstock
Debit card, you.
Mitch Carley
Right.
Garrett Hargis
I'm with you because I kind of blew my mind for a second.
Foul
Yeah, yeah.
Mitch Carley
But it's debit cards into your chip, which is read into the machine.
Garrett Hargis
Listen, hey, I don't know.
Matt
Has there always been a chip in the card, but now they're just making it visual.
Foul
Do I have time. Do I have time for one or two more pet peeves?
Garrett Hargis
I was gonna.
Foul
As long as I do, then I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do. God, I want to do both of them.
Garrett Hargis
Just let it rip.
Foul
I'll do both of them.
Garrett Hargis
When.
Foul
When you pull up to his. When someone else is pulling up to a stop sign. So obviously before you. But you're kind of getting there right at the same time. And then they just. Just don't go.
Mitch Carley
Yeah.
Foul
And then you do that. Awkward. Like. But it's like their fault because they think you should go. That for whatever reason this might just be me. Pisses me off so bad.
Mitch Carley
He's a road rage behind the wheel.
Foul
Dude, I'm a road rager.
Garrett Hargis
I've never met somebody with more road rage than foul.
Mitch Carley
Let me introduce you to.
Garrett Hargis
I got a ride in the card with Coop.
Matt
But look, yesterday that passed me.
Foul
That's fair, though. Like, you're pulling up to the stop sign. You get there after them, and they're just like.
Mitch Carley
It happened to me this morning for sure. I always. I'm just gonna.
Foul
Yeah. And they just don't know. I'm telling you. It just pisses me off. And then my other one. Unless anybody else wants to go.
Jared
No, you got it, Swing. We got five minutes left.
Foul
This one is gonna sound like. Just hating. I'm sorry for what I'm about to say because I Just say it.
Jared
You got it. You gotta get this one off your chest best.
Foul
Just grumpy, bitter old people. There are some good ones out there. I. I. Believe me, believe me, I get it at the gym, like, a couple months ago, because, you know, like, the old crowd at the Y. Oh, yeah. And there's some good ones, but.
Jared
Shout out my boy Jeff.
Foul
I was on.
Mitch Carley
There's some good ones.
Foul
I was on a machine, got done with the set for two seconds. I picked up my phone, just kind of like. Like, went to Spotify, like, whatever. In between sets, the machine is counting down. Not even, like. And this old woman's, like, sitting there, like, kind of looking at me, and I'm like, like, I got one more set left. And she's like, it's really annoying when people get on their phones on the machine. I'm like, you're like, 90.
Jared
What?
Foul
Like, if you're so cranky and bitter, why are you trying to buy time?
Mitch Carley
I can't wait. This clip is gonna be.
Foul
Anyways, go see your grandkids anyway. That's. That's why that. That would.
Jared
I got a photo. I actually have a photo of Coupe on his phone at the gym. Not can send into the.
Mitch Carley
The thing.
Foul
For real?
Jared
Yeah. That is so funny.
Foul
That's real, though.
Jared
Do you.
Coop Comstock
Are you.
Jared
Are you afraid that you might become a bitter old man that you.
Garrett Hargis
No.
Foul
No, no, no.
Ad Read Voice
Do you.
Mitch Carley
Is there any part of you that's like, Damn, like, you're 90 and you're in here trying to grind?
Foul
Yeah, I get that.
Coop Comstock
I'm.
Foul
I was not. I was not mean to this woman. I was not mean to her.
Mitch Carley
In your head, you just did.
Jared
In my head, I'm like, most weight you've ever lived.
Foul
Yeah, Like, I needed to get that out, but I was not mean. I was like, have a good day. I'm gone. The hell is that anyway?
Jared
All right.
Mitch Carley
Is that how we're gonna end it? Close it out?
Garrett Hargis
That's a good way to handle.
Jared
Yeah. He's got to go, too.
Foul
I knew I'd be on trial for that one.
Mitch Carley
You gotta go.
Foul
It's whatever.
Mitch Carley
And what time is it?
Jared
3:20. I gotta flip.
Mitch Carley
All right.
Garrett Hargis
What were you about to say?
Mitch Carley
I feel like we haven't done a parlay in a while. Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
I don't know.
Jared
Follow us on our social media and we'll drop one.
Garrett Hargis
Well said.
Mitch Carley
We gotta hit the bus by the end of the year.
Jared
Yeah.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah. Maybe we do a punishment.
Jared
If we don't, why not hit five? You know, can I.
Coop Comstock
Can I end on a positive note with a shout out.
Mitch Carley
Yes.
Garrett Hargis
Yeah.
Coop Comstock
Because I was gonna do a pet peeve and it was gonna be when people have a full grocery cart and you have one item and they go in front of you, but I feel like that's their right. So the shout out goes to people who let you go in front of them.
Mitch Carley
Right. With a heart.
Coop Comstock
And then they have the one. You have the one. So shout out to you good Samaritans out there.
Mitch Carley
Absolutely.
Coop Comstock
And that'll be all for this week on Inside the bus. Episode 25, Chris Johnson. It's not Chris Johnson. Anyways, Beaming Episode.
Matt
Episode.
Coop Comstock
Follow Coop Comstock on Twitter for more irrational and takes what are we talking about?
Foul
I knew what I was getting into.
Mitch Carley
Flood the comments with more stuff you want us to talk about. More tear talks? Pet peeves? Shout outs? Appreciate you boys.
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Coop Comstock
Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap.
Foul
You're almost at the finish line, but first.
Coop Comstock
There the last one.
Mitch Carley
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Coop Comstock
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Date: November 7, 2025
In this laughter-filled, highly relatable "Inside The Bus" episode, the Bussin' crew—Mitch Carley, JP Hovey, Coop Comstock, Garrett Hargis, Jared, Matt, and Foul—dive into a two-part discussion: their favorite “firsts” in life (from small pleasures to seasonal milestones), and a round of pet peeves that range from quirky to universal annoyances. Through candid banter, storytelling, and inside jokes, the Boys highlight the importance of simple joys, shared experiences, and hilarious grievances. The episode oozes camaraderie, nostalgia, and the unfiltered tone fans expect.
[01:35–03:00] The boys recognize their 25th episode ("Mark McGuire/Reggie Bush episode") and welcome “Producer Cam”—their producer Matt gets a mic for the first time.
The group gives a shoutout to Jack Bibi, a Ball State linebacker and rug maker whose custom artwork is now part of the set.
First Poop at Home After Traveling
First Breath of Air Leaving Work for Vacation
First Swim/Lake Day of Warm Weather
First Lounge on Parents’ Couch During Holidays
First Song with the Windows Down After Work
First Sip of Water in the Middle of the Night
First Round of Golf After Winter
First Entering a New Hotel or Airbnb on a Trip
Going Home & Seeing Your Family Pet
First Dap with the Boys After a Long Trip
First Shower After a Haircut
First Friday Beer
First Summer Break Day
First Puff After a Tolerance Break (and related, “First Night” and “Triple crown” jokes)
First Game with the Fellas Online
First Sleep on Clean Sheets (Honorable Mention)
First Bite of Your Favorite Meal
First NFL Sunday of the New Season
First Automatic Farm in Minecraft
First Snowfall of the Year
Notable Quote:
“Put in the comments some of your favorite first, best, whatever. Best first. Mind you, it’s the first—not first experience of doing something.” —Mitch ([38:05])
Talking/Phones in Movies:
“People at the movie theater…who talk or get on their phone the whole movie. Everyone paid like a trillion dollars to see this movie.” —Foul ([45:30])
Assigned Seats:
Gas Pumps Without Automatic Levers:
“One of the better inventions…is the gas pump lever that clicks. My pet peeve is when your pump doesn’t have it…do I move or just stand here?” —Mitch ([54:04])
Debit Card Rejection at Checkout:
“When you use your credit or debit card and they say it doesn’t work, even though you just used the card… you’re just fuming.” —Coop ([55:20])
Roommates Leaving Lights/Fans On:
“If you’re not in the apartment, everything should be turned off… Gunner will leave his fans and lights on when he’s not home.” —Garrett ([59:05])
Shorts & Tshirt in Cold Weather:
“When people wear shorts and a T-shirt in 40-degree weather, that’s a pet peeve.” —Matt ([60:26])
4-Way Stop Standoffs:
“When you pull up to a stop sign at the same time as someone else, and they just don’t go…pisses me off so bad.” —Foul ([62:41])
Bitter Old People at the Gym:
“Just grumpy, bitter old people… I was on a machine, picked up my phone between sets, and this old woman says, ‘It’s really annoying when people get on their phones on the machine.’” —Foul ([64:01])
Bussin’ With The Boys fans will appreciate the down-to-earth honesty, the celebration of simple joys (“firsts”), and the venting over daily modern irritances (“pet peeves”). Even new listeners will find themselves nodding or laughing along, reminded of their own “firsts” (first shower after a haircut, first Friday beer, or that oddly spiritual first home poop after travel) and maybe resolving to say “thank you” next time someone holds the door.
Full of relatable laughs, nostalgic stories, and brutally honest pet peeves—this episode delivers a concentrated dose of the Bussin’ crew’s unique flavor and is a perfect entry point for new fans and a treat for returning listeners.