The Best "Firsts" + Pet Peeves | Inside The Bus

Summary

Bussin' With The Boys | The Best "Firsts" + Pet Peeves | Inside The Bus

Date: November 7, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this laughter-filled, highly relatable "Inside The Bus" episode, the Bussin' crew—Mitch Carley, JP Hovey, Coop Comstock, Garrett Hargis, Jared, Matt, and Foul—dive into a two-part discussion: their favorite “firsts” in life (from small pleasures to seasonal milestones), and a round of pet peeves that range from quirky to universal annoyances. Through candid banter, storytelling, and inside jokes, the Boys highlight the importance of simple joys, shared experiences, and hilarious grievances. The episode oozes camaraderie, nostalgia, and the unfiltered tone fans expect.

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Key Participants

• Mitch Carley
• JP Hovey
• Coop Comstock
• Garrett Hargis
• Jared
• Matt
• Foul (aka Jack McPherson)

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1. Setting the Stage: New Additions & Updates

• [01:35–03:00] The boys recognize their 25th episode ("Mark McGuire/Reggie Bush episode") and welcome “Producer Cam”—their producer Matt gets a mic for the first time.

  • “So for the first time, we have a producer cam over there for our producer, Flip Malone.” —JP Hovey ([01:52])
  • “You've been here the whole time, though!” —Mitch Carley ([02:06])
  • Matt’s understated entrance becomes a running bit.

• The group gives a shoutout to Jack Bibi, a Ball State linebacker and rug maker whose custom artwork is now part of the set.

  • They swap stories of Jack’s hustle and how his creative pursuit helps him balance the pressures of college and football.
  • “He needed some sort of outlet to detach his identity from just football. So he started making all these different rugs... and he’s crushing it on a little solo entrepreneurship.” —Jared ([04:44])
  • The crew jokes about how quickly Jack accepted an invite to join their Nashville flag football team.

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2. Nostalgia Lane: Legendary Field Rush & Mustache Mitch

• [07:37–09:10] Nostalgic recounting of a Notre Dame field rush, complete with hot dog mishaps, Fireball shots, security run-ins, and the stamina needed to get “Will” (Compton) on Garrett’s shoulders.
  • “Honestly, I think that might be my favorite trip of all time.” —Garrett ([07:58])
  • “Man with the vest on!” —Mitch on being questioned by stadium security ([08:17])
  • Mustache Mitch’s eccentric energy and singing this morning (“Lips of an Angel” by Hinder) are called out by the group for comic effect.

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3. Main Segment: "Best Firsts" – Life's Simple Pleasures

[10:00–29:16] The Best Firsts Draft/Tier Talk

Ground Rules

• Each crew member shares their favorite “first”—the recurring, tangible moments that bring outsized joy or relief.
• The tone: light, relatable, with plenty of digressions and mutual teasing.

Standout "Firsts" Mentioned

• First Poop at Home After Traveling

  • “There’s something spiritual about that… It’s a moment of ‘we made it back home.’ The shower’s hot by the time I get done, and that’s crazy.” —Mitch Carley ([12:08])
  • Tony Baker’s “face down, booty up” comedy bit gets a mention ([12:50]).

• First Breath of Air Leaving Work for Vacation

  • “That first, fresh air breeze that hits you when you’re leaving work going into a vacation… There’s just so much potential for what’s ahead.” —Coop Comstock ([13:39])

• First Swim/Lake Day of Warm Weather

  • “When the weather warms up, that first pool or lake day, whatever it is…that’s probably my number one overall.” —Foul ([14:28])

• First Lounge on Parents’ Couch During Holidays

  • “The first time you lay on your parents’ couch when you’re home for the holidays… That’s like, man, now I’m not going anywhere.” —Jared ([15:09])

• First Song with the Windows Down After Work

  • “You just got done work, it’s a sunny Friday, and the first song you put on when you’re driving home with the windows down.” —Garrett Hargis ([15:09])

• First Sip of Water in the Middle of the Night

  • “When you wake up in the middle of the night, the first sip of water you take when you’re thirsty.” —JP Hovey ([16:02])

• First Round of Golf After Winter

  • “The first round of golf coming out of winter… You have zero expectation… your shoes are off by hole ten, you’re just chilling.” —Mitch ([19:37])

• First Entering a New Hotel or Airbnb on a Trip

  • “The first time entering your hotel or Airbnb…just a new experience, everything’s perfectly as it should be.” —Coop ([20:17])

• Going Home & Seeing Your Family Pet

  • “I’m like damn near more excited to see my pets than my family…let me see Rebel!” —Foul ([21:04])

• First Dap with the Boys After a Long Trip

  • “The first dap with all your boys when you come back from a trip—it’s an intentional dap.” —Jared ([21:46])

• First Shower After a Haircut

  • “The first shower after a haircut—so nice, drying your hair, itchy hair’s gone, just feels so much easier.” —JP ([24:10])

• First Friday Beer

  • “That Friday, first beer after a long week…” —Matt ([28:15])

• First Summer Break Day

  • “The first day of summer break…that freedom.” —Mitch ([29:16])

• First Puff After a Tolerance Break (and related, “First Night” and “Triple crown” jokes)

  • “First hit of some sticky icky after a long day or week…Zing is special.” —Mitch ([29:45])

• First Game with the Fellas Online

  • “The first game with the fellas—once everyone’s in the Fortnite lobby.” —Coop ([30:22])

• First Sleep on Clean Sheets (Honorable Mention)

  • “First sleep after clean sheets…honorable mention, but doesn’t hit my main list.” —Coop ([31:08])

• First Bite of Your Favorite Meal

  • “My last one is the first bite of your favorite meal. My dad makes these lamb chops…that first bite, you’re just thinking about it so much.” —Jared ([32:35])

• First NFL Sunday of the New Season

  • “The first weekend of football… first time you sit on the couch, click on RedZone—you got the whole season ahead of you.” —Garrett ([33:34])

• First Automatic Farm in Minecraft

  • “Your first automatic farm you make in Minecraft. For all my Minecrafters out there, you know: now we don’t have to worry, boys. We will eat forever.” —JP ([34:20])

• First Snowfall of the Year

  • “I think I’m a winter guy. The first snowfall of the year. I love snow.” —Matt ([36:06])

Notable Quote:
“Put in the comments some of your favorite first, best, whatever. Best first. Mind you, it’s the first—not first experience of doing something.” —Mitch ([38:05])

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[38:22–44:45] Office/Team Stories: Will’s First Week Outburst

• The Boys recall a legendary, tense team meeting early in Coop’s tenure. Will delivered a passionate speech about accountability, declaring, “everyone’s expendable,” and left the room dramatically ([38:54]).
• Story highlights:
  • Coop recalls being singled out as “not the target” of Will’s wrath, as he'd just started.
  • No one quite remembers what triggered the meeting, only the impact.
  • “Audit” and “tunnel of chaos” exercises were attempts at building better communication.
  • “The harder conversations you’ll have, the easier your life will be, man.” —Mitch ([44:41])
  • Ken, an outside consultant, made the Kirk Cousins “three problems/four problems” anecdote—“The fourth problem is how we got to three.” ([44:24])

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4. Second Main Segment: Pet Peeves

[45:00–66:24] Unfiltered Grievances & Shoutouts

Movie Theater Etiquette

• Talking/Phones in Movies:
  “People at the movie theater…who talk or get on their phone the whole movie. Everyone paid like a trillion dollars to see this movie.” —Foul ([45:30])

• Assigned Seats:

  • “Empty theater…this couple walks in, sits right next to us, and they were talking, flirting, spilled popcorn…Why?” —Foul ([46:28])

Merch & Freebies

• Entitled Friends:
  • “They say, ‘Damn, it’s crazy, I still haven’t got any gear’ …Make an ask!” —Coop ([48:54])

Daily Civility

• Door Holding:
  • “When people don’t say thank you when you hold the door for them… that irks me.” —Matt ([50:24])

Annoyances Out in the Wild

• Gas Pumps Without Automatic Levers:
  “One of the better inventions…is the gas pump lever that clicks. My pet peeve is when your pump doesn’t have it…do I move or just stand here?” —Mitch ([54:04])

• Debit Card Rejection at Checkout:
  “When you use your credit or debit card and they say it doesn’t work, even though you just used the card… you’re just fuming.” —Coop ([55:20])

• Roommates Leaving Lights/Fans On:
  “If you’re not in the apartment, everything should be turned off… Gunner will leave his fans and lights on when he’s not home.” —Garrett ([59:05])

• Shorts & Tshirt in Cold Weather:
  “When people wear shorts and a T-shirt in 40-degree weather, that’s a pet peeve.” —Matt ([60:26])

• 4-Way Stop Standoffs:
  “When you pull up to a stop sign at the same time as someone else, and they just don’t go…pisses me off so bad.” —Foul ([62:41])

• Bitter Old People at the Gym:
  “Just grumpy, bitter old people… I was on a machine, picked up my phone between sets, and this old woman says, ‘It’s really annoying when people get on their phones on the machine.’” —Foul ([64:01])

Honorable Mention / Shout-Outs

• Grocery Store Line Courtesy:
  “Shout out to people who let you go in front of them when you have one item, and they have a full cart.” —Coop ([65:57])

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5. Notable Quotes & Moments

• “The first poop when you’re back home after traveling… there’s something spiritual about that.” —Mitch ([12:08])
• “First game with the fellas—once everybody’s in the Fortnite lobby.” —Coop ([30:22])
• “Your first automatic farm you make in Minecraft… now we don’t have to worry, boys. We will eat forever.” —JP ([34:20])
• “The harder conversations you’ll have, the easier your life will be, man.” —Mitch ([44:41])
• “People at the movie theater…who talk or get on their phone the whole movie. Everyone paid like a trillion dollars to see this movie.” —Foul ([45:30])
• “Shout out to people who let you go in front of them in the grocery line. That’s a good Samaritan.” —Coop ([65:57])

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6. Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:35] Episode kickoff, crew intros & producer cam debut
• [03:24–05:14] Jack Bibi’s rug business & Ball State story
• [07:37–09:10] Notre Dame field rush story/nostalgia
• [10:00–29:16] “Best Firsts” roundtable—main segment
• [38:22–44:45] Recalling Will’s meltdown/team meeting tales
• [45:00–66:24] Pet peeves rapid fire, shout-outs
• [65:57–66:16] Shout-outs (grocery store courtesy) and closing notes

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7. Tone & Atmosphere

• Playful, sometimes irreverent, always authentic. Listeners get a sense of real friendship and shared experience, punctuated by bursts of heartfelt nostalgia, signature roasts, and banter that walks the line between inside joke and universal truth. No sacred cows; even the most basic “firsts” or petty pet peeves are fair game.

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8. Why Listen?

Bussin’ With The Boys fans will appreciate the down-to-earth honesty, the celebration of simple joys (“firsts”), and the venting over daily modern irritances (“pet peeves”). Even new listeners will find themselves nodding or laughing along, reminded of their own “firsts” (first shower after a haircut, first Friday beer, or that oddly spiritual first home poop after travel) and maybe resolving to say “thank you” next time someone holds the door.

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Full of relatable laughs, nostalgic stories, and brutally honest pet peeves—this episode delivers a concentrated dose of the Bussin’ crew’s unique flavor and is a perfect entry point for new fans and a treat for returning listeners.

Transcript

[Jared]

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[Coop Comstock]

Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap.

[Mitch Carley]

You're almost at the finish line.

[Foul]

But first.

[Coop Comstock]

There, the last one.

[Mitch Carley]

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[JP Hovey]

What's up Inside the bussers. Welcome to our Reggie Bush.

[Coop Comstock]

Our.

[JP Hovey]

Our Mark McGuire episode, episode 25, quarter century episode. To my right, we have Mitch Carley. We have J.P. hovey, Coop Comstock, J. Jack McPherson, Garrett Hargis. And now for the first time, we have a producer cam over there for our producer, Flip Malone.

[Mitch Carley]

Yo, what up, everybody?

[Garrett Hargis]

He's got a mic now, too.

[JP Hovey]

Talk to the people.

[Matt]

Just glad to be here.

[Jared]

Let's go.

[Mitch Carley]

You've been here the whole time, though?

[Matt]

Yeah, I've been here the whole time.

[Mitch Carley]

But you gotta earn your stripes.

[JP Hovey]

When did you do that? When did you start doing it? Like, right, like week four or five.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[JP Hovey]

Six, seven.

[Garrett Hargis]

I can probably.

[Jared]

Six, seven.

[Garrett Hargis]

I can see Matt switching in the window and he has no idea what he's doing. He's. I'm talking. It's still. This camera still. Suck on him.

[JP Hovey]

Camera's just on.

[Coop Comstock]

Jared, quick question. If. Do you know the races of Mark McGuire and Reggie Bush? Okay, if you had to guess, who's.

[Garrett Hargis]

Black Reggie Bush, do you know what sport he played?

[Foul]

Football.

[Jared]

You know, you keep up with Kim Kardashian, you know who he is?

[Garrett Hargis]

Play with your chest football. What position was he?

[JP Hovey]

Okay, we don't know that. I got black though, right?

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah, yeah.

[Foul]

Kicker.

[Coop Comstock]

Black Kicker.

[Garrett Hargis]

You were so first.

[JP Hovey]

Damn it.

[Coop Comstock]

No. Hey, you got it. I'm proud of you.

[JP Hovey]

Black kicker.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah.

[JP Hovey]

Number 25, Reggie Bush.

[Coop Comstock]

Number 45.

[Garrett Hargis]

He's a running back.

[JP Hovey]

That's what I was thinking.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[JP Hovey]

So let's get into it. So you want to talk about the rug?

[Garrett Hargis]

Oh, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

You've been gone a while.

[Jared]

How long is that?

[Foul]

I haven't seen it either. We just got it.

[Garrett Hargis]

Shout out Jack BB Yeah.

[Jared]

Shout out Jack B.

[Mitch Carley]

We're off to a hot start.

[Jared]

Jack is a. He's actually a linebacker for Ball State. So he, his girlfriend, she lives in Nashville. He drove down here during their mini bye week. He's all about some action, I guess. They're.

[Coop Comstock]

They're playing today, tonight and actually I have a big bet on Ball State that was. That Jack was on that team. I kind of want to text and be like, did I make the right choice? Because minus two and a half. The minus two and a half for Kent State is plus 135 odds. So I feel like it's. That's kinda. You don't see a lot of plus odds for a spread.

[Mitch Carley]

Are you on the Maxion on Wednesday nights?

[Coop Comstock]

No, but I've just been.

[Garrett Hargis]

Kent State won like their first game, like two years this year. Like they, they were in awful team and now like they're back to it. But I, I think it's a sign that we're shouting out Jack Bibi, the linebacker for Ball State. Yeah. And you have.

[Mitch Carley]

It's at three and a half now. And if you take Ball State minus three and a half, it's plus 100.

[Coop Comstock]

See, I got it at two and a half. So let's go.

[Mitch Carley]

That's safe.

[Jared]

But yeah, Jack, he's. He's made a couple of these rugs for us before. There's one at the footstep of the bus and then there's also one in the. In the front of the locker room.

[Foul]

Set, which is sick.

[Jared]

And he's just been grinding as a college student.

[JP Hovey]

Did not know he was in college.

[Jared]

Yeah, he was like, he was. He's a perfectionist. So in football, I think he was saying, you know, he was just so far in his head on like doing all the right things on the field, doing all the right things with film study. He needed some sort of outlet to detach his identity from just football. So he's just started making all these different rugs for all these different people and he's crushing it on a little solo entrepreneurship.

[Mitch Carley]

What's his business, his cousin's footsteps? I Think it's like Connor Spencer, Grease. Oh.

[Foul]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

So hopefully we'll have him on for an episode here soon.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. I mean, he's made one for Riley Leonard, which is. It looks sick. He's made. I think he made one for Jon Gruden.

[Mitch Carley]

Like, epic.

[Garrett Hargis]

Go check his stuff out. I mean. Yeah, this stuff is, like, really, really cool.

[Mitch Carley]

And I like that ours is in a frame.

[Jared]

I know that's the first time he was talking about. He's like, I realize that when I'm giving it to people with shows, nobody's going to be able to see it if it's on the floor, so I need to start doing frames.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, no, that's smart.

[Garrett Hargis]

But, like, the way that everybody turned out in the bus.

[Mitch Carley]

Crazy.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like, you can see. Like, you can see Coop for sure. The Go Pokes, then jack me that you.

[Mitch Carley]

That's Jesus.

[Coop Comstock]

That literally looks like.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, that's me. I did the thumbs up, G. Yeah.

[JP Hovey]

Shit's sick.

[Coop Comstock]

You literally look like your lord and savior.

[Mitch Carley]

No, that is sick. That busing on it is fire.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

Even has me moggy crushing there.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, no.

[Jared]

Great holiday present. Sneaky, creative holidays.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Hit him up for what?

[Garrett Hargis]

Did he say he's booked out? Like. Yeah, a month and a half or so.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

I don't even know how long it takes to make one, but it just looks.

[Jared]

I'll be curious when football season ends how much he's able to do.

[Garrett Hargis]

Moving to Nash. She's going to be on the flag team.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Okay.

[Foul]

Good addition.

[Jared]

I mean, it's recruited him asap.

[Garrett Hargis]

He was down here and he's like, oh, you play football? And he's like, yeah, like at Ball State. I'm like, oh, shit. Oh. And he said, where am I? He's like, yeah, I'm gonna be moving down here after school. I'm like, trying to meet some fellas. Like, you're on the flag team already? And he's like, oh, that'd be sick. I'm like, hell yeah, brother. You're. You're locked in.

[Mitch Carley]

Was that the fastest yes you've gotten for flag? Other than foul, maybe. I mean, this is not a dig.

[Garrett Hargis]

Felt like a dig.

[Mitch Carley]

Because all of us, it took us how long? How many years?

[Garrett Hargis]

Like, two.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, I mean, not me. Yeah. Jack was actually two days. It took him to. Or was it three days? Or is it today? I don't know, but yeah. No, I mean, he was. I don't know. It's also one of those things. It's like he's moving to A new city. So he just wants to meet some guys.

[Mitch Carley]

Right.

[Garrett Hargis]

So I've.

[Mitch Carley]

For sure he's got family here, though.

[Jared]

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

[Garrett Hargis]

He's got, like, his girlfriend here and, like, I think maybe some of her friends. Boyfriends, but, I mean, he's going to be one of the boys, so we're looking forward to having him down here.

[Jared]

Did you and Jack, did y' all have some anniversary or something? I overhear. I don't know.

[Garrett Hargis]

It was three years ago today when we were at Notre Dame.

[Coop Comstock]

Oh, yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Rush the field.

[Mitch Carley]

Hot dog.

[Garrett Hargis]

The iconic picture that you took of the three of us.

[Ad Read Voice]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

That brother JP was grinding, working me. Mitch and Garrett are just housed in.

[Garrett Hargis]

That was. Honestly, I think that might be my favorite trip of all time.

[Coop Comstock]

It was a good time.

[Mitch Carley]

That was a good one.

[Jared]

What's crazy, too, is when we were going into the stadium. Yeah. We got to Rushville and Clemson when we were going into the stadium. It was, like, rainy and stuff, so it was slick. And I had a bunch of things in my hands and I slipped on the step and I landed on my butt. And the security guy started to question me if I was drunk.

[Mitch Carley]

I was like, man with the vest on.

[Jared]

Yeah. See my boy with the hot dog? That looks pretty clear to me, doesn't it?

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's sitting right there.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, yeah. We were like. You were working. We were just.

[Coop Comstock]

We snuck in.

[Mitch Carley]

Like, the picture makes you.

[Coop Comstock]

Fireball shot.

[Garrett Hargis]

Was it every touchdown, We. They. We ripped one.

[Coop Comstock]

Basically something bad.

[Jared]

We just were ripping, which was a lot. That was the DJU era.

[Garrett Hargis]

That was when we rushed a field, and that was when I had Will on my shoulders.

[Foul]

Great.

[Garrett Hargis]

I hate that I'm forgetting his name.

[Mitch Carley]

Marcus.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, no, the guy we. Nick.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, yeah, Nick. Okay. He was with us.

[Garrett Hargis]

Nick. That. Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

That was an awesome.

[Garrett Hargis]

That was so much fun.

[Mitch Carley]

Shout out to Irish. I feel like Nick's been with us for multiple games. Right.

[Coop Comstock]

That was a. The mic chugging that man peak.

[JP Hovey]

That peaked the mics.

[Mitch Carley]

But, yeah, Mustache Mitch has been different this morning.

[Jared]

Yeah, for sure.

[Mitch Carley]

I walked in and. What were you singing this morning?

[Jared]

Hosier. Hinder.

[Mitch Carley]

Hinder.

[Garrett Hargis]

Not like you say.

[Coop Comstock]

Sorry.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

So Lips of an Angel.

[Mitch Carley]

Great. Great song.

[Jared]

I was gonna say. Was that almost. Was that a different song?

[Mitch Carley]

I think it was a different song.

[Garrett Hargis]

I still think it was.

[Jared]

Hindered my cousin.

[Mitch Carley]

The next room.

[JP Hovey]

Do y' all want to get into our, like, fun topic?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah. I was gonna pull up the note.

[Foul]

Jerry Lee's.

[Mitch Carley]

Let me find it. Oh, you gotta Bounce.

[JP Hovey]

I don't think I have a. I don't think I have, like, a banger one to start or anything. Like, y' all can go first.

[Mitch Carley]

Do we want to start with the.

[JP Hovey]

I wrote down a handful first.

[Jared]

Best first.

[Mitch Carley]

Somebody explain what it is or.

[Garrett Hargis]

Jp.

[Jared]

Yeah. So we're. We're going to be doing tear talk on this podcast now, because the other podcast that goes on in this building, we. We fall off our tear talk sometimes or we have sponsors attached to it. So we have some other lists that we want to get out there for you guys. This one is best first. So think, like, if you're big into skiing, the first shred of the year, if you love the beach, the first beach trip of the year, stuff like that. And if anybody would like to kick it off, I have a question. What you got?

[Foul]

Yeah, can I. Can I just throw it out there?

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, go ahead. Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Foul]

I was gonna say I'm a big movie guy, and obviously, like, good movies are rewatchable. I was gonna say, like, the first time watching, like, one of your favorite movies or like, a good movie that you like.

[Jared]

Yeah, so. Well, no, I think that's.

[Foul]

That.

[Jared]

That's a different one. That's the first experience.

[Mitch Carley]

That's first experience we have. Like.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like, best group chat first. So, like, best first experience would be like, the. The first time I watched my favorite movie.

[Foul]

Yeah. Okay. So I got to think of something.

[Coop Comstock]

So you're saying, like, he would have to have said a specific movie to fit into this, if that were or.

[Jared]

No, like, his would have to be. When you first step into the movie theater and the AC hits you.

[Foul]

Yeah, the first sip of the first.

[Coop Comstock]

I was popcorn. All my first experience.

[Mitch Carley]

I think.

[JP Hovey]

I think I could tweak this.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like what JP Said with the snowboarding one. Like. Yeah, obviously you've been snowboarding a lot, but, like, the. The best.

[Mitch Carley]

Like the first one of the.

[Garrett Hargis]

Get off the lift for sure. Like your first run. Yeah, like your first. First run of the day.

[Mitch Carley]

Do you want to start us off, Jared?

[Jared]

I don't know.

[Mitch Carley]

Or you think you did it wrong? Should we do one and go around? One go around. One go around, or everyone hit your.

[JP Hovey]

Can I just say this? And it might not be right. Like, it may just be, like, coops. The first time. Watching MTV late at night as a kid. Example Fantasy factory.

[Garrett Hargis]

That's an experience.

[Mitch Carley]

That's probably an experience.

[JP Hovey]

That's why I said it.

[Garrett Hargis]

Probably.

[JP Hovey]

That's my time.

[Foul]

Welcome back.

[Mitch Carley]

I mean, I can go. Do you mean to just rattle off Three.

[Coop Comstock]

Or do you have one and we'll.

[Mitch Carley]

Just talk about it?

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

All right. The first poop when you're back home after traveling.

[Coop Comstock]

I feel like that's. That might have been on JV's list.

[Jared]

No, no, no. I just said it earlier. Oh, that's so good downstairs. I. I love that one.

[Mitch Carley]

There's something spiritual about that. And it's like, that could be God tier. It's a moment of we made it back home. Whether it's a fun trip or a work trip. Oh, yeah. The shower's hot by the time I get done, and that's crazy. Best first wipe and then. Yeah, it just feels like the ultimate reset. You know, you're grounded. 10 toes, just maybe naked unleash. Oh, you're naked because you're getting in the shower.

[Garrett Hargis]

I don't. I'm not. I'm not a poop naked kind of guy.

[Mitch Carley]

Even if you're getting in the shower right after, I have to, like, pull.

[Garrett Hargis]

Up my underwear and then just take my underwear back off.

[Mitch Carley]

And so it's just like.

[Coop Comstock]

It's like you step out of the underwear.

[Jared]

So there's a. There's a comedian, Tony Baker, he has a. He has a whole bit on this where he's like, his biggest fear is dying face down, booty up. He's like, and if I'm naked on the toilet and I panic and I get up and they kill me and I fall over, he's like, I'm going to have detectives coming in. Detectives coming in. Like, look what we have here, man. Face down, booty up. They're like, they identify you by your butthole now. He's like, they bring it to the FBI. They got it plastered on the. On the wall. Like, this is where we start.

[Mitch Carley]

Found Booty North.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like, it's just one of those things. I just have to pull up my underwear. Just like, all right, now I'm clean.

[Mitch Carley]

Just a little reset. Yeah, I mean, I. I guess I get that, but that. That would be my. My number one for best firsts.

[Matt]

Great one.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Foul]

Does he start with our best one? That's what we're doing right now.

[Coop Comstock]

Best, worst, whatever you want, man.

[Jared]

Honestly.

[JP Hovey]

However, they'll jump on your ass if.

[Foul]

You do it wrong.

[Coop Comstock]

I. I'm. I'm now thinking on the fly because I was doing experiences, but one that just hit me is the first, like, fresh air, breeze that hits you when you're leaving work going into a vacation. So where you're like, oh, like, this is. This is where I Have the most allotted amount of time before I have to cl. Walk back in. And there's some where you just kind of let out even like an audible like come on. Or like you're just like you're. You're moving a little faster. You can just feel yourself smiling on the inside. And there's just so much potential for what. What's ahead.

[Mitch Carley]

I. I have one that aligns with that. That I'm. I'll save.

[Coop Comstock]

Okay.

[Mitch Carley]

I'll keep it in the chamber.

[Garrett Hargis]

I think I have one. But.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, that's a great. It's a great.

[Foul]

I say like when the weather warms up, that first pool or like lake day, whatever it is that finding that body of water that first day, first water day. Ye time you just get in the water when it's. When it's time is like that's probably my number one overall.

[Jared]

That's great.

[Garrett Hargis]

That's a great. That's a really good.

[Foul]

I'm definitely a warm weather.

[Mitch Carley]

Zero hesitation of jumping in either.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Water cold. I don't even care.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yep, I'm in there.

[Foul]

The sun. You start to feel the sun a little more.

[Jared]

Oh yeah, that's pretty. That's pretty much on my list too. But I'll have another one here. The first time you lay on your parents couch when you're home for the holidays. Just a long lounge. That's like, man, now I'm not going anywhere. I don't know where to be. I'm home.

[Garrett Hargis]

That's a good one. My. Mine kind of goes off of Jax but not like sort of the first. Like on a Friday and it's a nice sunny Friday and like you just got done work. It's the first song you put on when you're driving home and you just got the windows down.

[Mitch Carley]

What is that song for you?

[Garrett Hargis]

It really. It really depends. No, it's not. Well, I'm not.

[Jared]

I'm saying it feel like in the summer it's mine.

[Coop Comstock]

It could be, but you could be always.

[Garrett Hargis]

It's never the. It's not. It's just kind of what's.

[Jared]

Whatever.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey, watch those heads.

[Garrett Hargis]

It might be hinder now the.

[Mitch Carley]

The rug on your head.

[Garrett Hargis]

I know what song I've been playing recently, but you put the windows down. You just got your hand just playing in the wind.

[Mitch Carley]

You love this one.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

I feel like I've heard you bring this up.

[Garrett Hargis]

I was kind of. I. I don't really go like that one. I go more like sideways.

[Mitch Carley]

Okay. You ride that swerve on a Damon.

[JP Hovey]

This one's pretty boring compared to all these. When you wake up in the middle of the night, the first sip of water you take when you're thirsty.

[Foul]

Oh, that's a good.

[Mitch Carley]

One, bro.

[Jared]

We gotta put an end to this.

[Foul]

Hey.

[JP Hovey]

The first one, I was like, hey, guys, I think I may have done it wrong.

[Mitch Carley]

You're like, go ahead.

[Jared]

And I was like, this.

[Mitch Carley]

And everyone's like, I think it's how you. I think it's how you lead into it.

[Jared]

That's a habit.

[Mitch Carley]

This is probably gonna suck the first time I did it. And then here's a great idea.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, no.

[Jared]

Move that other time.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Remove it.

[Coop Comstock]

Oh, so just.

[Mitch Carley]

That one doesn't count. Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

Other one.

[Mitch Carley]

You just actually did that one wrong.

[Coop Comstock]

Do.

[Jared]

Do you agree or disagree that you had to keep things up with that when you. When you pitch things to us?

[Garrett Hargis]

This might be a bad idea, but.

[Jared]

That'S what we're saying.

[Mitch Carley]

I have a reason, Toes.

[JP Hovey]

But you get hopped on it.

[Jared]

But you have great ideas.

[JP Hovey]

Okay. Thank you.

[Garrett Hargis]

This isn't my.

[JP Hovey]

I'm on his arguing circus.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Perfect.

[Foul]

All right.

[Mitch Carley]

My back up. Yeah, back up.

[Foul]

All right.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Matt. Oh, Matt. You have one. It was a warm weather one.

[Coop Comstock]

First blowjob.

[Mitch Carley]

You don't have any other ones? You have a mic? Give a mic, dude. You give.

[Matt]

I was gonna say.

[Mitch Carley]

That's an experience.

[Matt]

I was gonna say.

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[Jared]

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[Coop Comstock]

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[Foul]

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[Coop Comstock]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

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[JP Hovey]

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[Coop Comstock]

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[Mitch Carley]

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[Foul]

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[Coop Comstock]

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[Matt]

Is kind of an experience when you were a kid, bro. Like, you can also do it now as like when it's like cold out and that first Christmas song that hits the radio when you were a kid and you're like, all right, it's Christmas time.

[Ad Read Voice]

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[Foul]

And that still applies today. That's what I'm saying.

[Garrett Hargis]

How weird is it right now watching yourself talk on the screen? Because I know you're seeing it in the corner of your eye.

[Matt]

It's a little weird.

[Mitch Carley]

The tilt's looking good. It's a good tilt. Yeah, yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

He's making sure.

[Mitch Carley]

All right, I'll go. All right. The next one I have is first round of golf coming out of winter. That one just hits home for me. It kind of goes with the warm weather pool thing. But it's that first day where you're just like, I'm gonna get outside and do an activity that I want to do. You also have zero expectation coming out of winter on what your golf game is. Sometimes you can play incredible, sometimes it doesn't matter. And your shoes are off by hole 10. And you're just chilling. But that one for me is, that's a special one.

[Garrett Hargis]

That's a good one.

[Coop Comstock]

Whether it's with your friends or on like a work outing. But the first time entering in your hotel or Airbnb, even if it's a just a, like Holiday Inn, something about just like Knowing it's gonna be perfectly clean and like, just like a new experience, typically where my head's at. Because I'm going to Arizona tomorrow for this wedding and we have a sweet Airbnb and it's like the first, like opening the Airbn and like, everything's perfectly as it should be. All the sheets are just, you know, cornered at the end of the beds. And somewhere, again, kind of goes back to what I was saying about like the first moment of like your vacation where it's like there's so much opportunity. It's like, what. What is this place gonna look like when we leave? Probably a disaster, but maybe not.

[Garrett Hargis]

This is the cleanest it'll ever be.

[Jared]

A beautiful disaster.

[Mitch Carley]

That's a good one. That's good.

[Foul]

I'm sure a lot of people will relate to this one. It's kind of similar to you going parents couch, going back to your parents house and seeing your like, family pet.

[Jared]

Oh, that first leg.

[Foul]

Yeah, I. I'm like damn near more excited to see my pets when I go home than I am my family. I'm like, y'.

[Mitch Carley]

All, y' all are cool.

[Foul]

Like, let me see Rebel.

[Mitch Carley]

Any day you want.

[Foul]

Yeah. So going to see. Yeah, that's like what I look forward to the most.

[Mitch Carley]

What kind of pets you have at home?

[Foul]

Yellow lab and two cats.

[Mitch Carley]

Let's go.

[JP Hovey]

Yeah, like.

[Jared]

No, I know.

[Mitch Carley]

Go ahead, demon.

[JP Hovey]

I'm not licking. That's like, at first, I know everybody's.

[Jared]

Thinking, oh, mine is. I guess my number two is the first dap with all of your boys when you come back from a trip and it's your first time seeing them. So like when I came back from Greece and I see everybody for the first time, it's just. It's a great dab.

[Mitch Carley]

It's a great.

[Jared]

It's an intentional dab.

[Coop Comstock]

Intentional dab. That's a great way to put it.

[Garrett Hargis]

My mind just went blank. If I'm being completely.

[Mitch Carley]

I saw it happen.

[Garrett Hargis]

I literally just went like, clean. I can short.

[Jared]

I'll try to think.

[Garrett Hargis]

This isn't gonna be like the most.

[Mitch Carley]

I got like four more.

[Garrett Hargis]

So but. And I don't know, it's not necessarily like a summer thing, but it's like going into the fall and like it's still. You got like that crisp, crispiness air. But you can also smell the fret crushed, freshly cut grass. Just my brain's not working right now, but like the smell of fresh cut grass. And it's like, for whatever reason, it just reminds me of like youth football. Season. And it's like, it's here, dude.

[Foul]

I'm with that one.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Jared]

I saw a kid, I was at checks last night and I saw this kid and his dad come in. They just left football practice. He still had all of his pads on. And it was time of year where he has the hoodie under the pads, cleats on and everything. I'm just like, man, this is too pure.

[Mitch Carley]

You gotta get the kid out the pads for checks.

[Jared]

Hey, let's go crazy. He was just sitting at the table eating the wings full.

[Garrett Hargis]

He's probably.

[Foul]

He was.

[Mitch Carley]

Probably.

[Jared]

So. No. I mean, no. I'll be scared when.

[Garrett Hargis]

When it's that cold out as a kid, like, you want to keep your pads on because it just keeps all the warmth in. So I. I'm with him.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

On.

[Mitch Carley]

Is that why you keep your bike unit onesie on?

[Garrett Hargis]

When you're just like, I'm not going to bring.

[Jared]

That is one of the crazier things I've seen.

[Garrett Hargis]

I'm not going to bring extra clothes because I'm just like, I'm biking in on a Friday. It's not like we're going to be here all that long.

[Jared]

I'm going have to go full eight hours.

[Mitch Carley]

We work a full day on Fridays.

[Garrett Hargis]

I leave a little early.

[Jared]

They watch the show, bro. Taylor watches.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, that's true.

[Jared]

Taylor watch. We work full, like 8pm yeah.

[JP Hovey]

And 8am Freaking.

[Garrett Hargis]

I'm like, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna wear, like, ride my bike here in the outfit, put on different clothes and put that same outfit outfit back on to ride home.

[Mitch Carley]

So I'm like, you could just ride home pedestrian style now.

[Garrett Hargis]

That butt pad is a lifesaver, dude.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, it's built in.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

All right, Jared.

[JP Hovey]

I just thought of this one first. First shower after a haircut.

[Coop Comstock]

Oh, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah. That has to happen. That's a must.

[Coop Comstock]

And you're itchy.

[JP Hovey]

Yeah, it's just so nice. And it's like drying your hair. You're like, oh, it's so much easier to dry.

[Coop Comstock]

Just feeling it too. Everything about it. As much shampoo.

[Mitch Carley]

Does anyone not immediately go home and get, like, shower after a haircut?

[Foul]

I at least wet my hair down.

[JP Hovey]

Unless, like, unless, like, I've been in.

[Ryan Seacrest]

A situation, which I can't.

[JP Hovey]

But, like, I try to. Like, if it's like a wedding morning, like, very rarely, like, not my day, I will.

[Jared]

Yeah, I did that.

[JP Hovey]

Like, if I was like a. When I was in a wedding once, I think I got a haircut. I Think we all got haircuts that morning or something. And for some reason we didn't get showers. And it was brutal all day. We were all itchy.

[Garrett Hargis]

I mean, back when I used to.

[Jared]

Get kind of a fun idea, though, to get like, if you have a barber come the day of the wedding.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, but I mean, back when I used to get my hair cut during the day here, I wouldn't shower because I'd have to come back here. But now I'm like, one, I can't do it during work hours. Two, I need to schedule when I can take a shower after I get my haircut.

[Jared]

So I don't think. Were y' all here for any of his haircuts?

[JP Hovey]

Yeah, like, I heard Will, tell me about.

[Garrett Hargis]

There was only really one.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Foul]

Oh, yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

There was one bad one.

[Mitch Carley]

Don't get a haircut during work hours.

[Matt]

Yeah, he's never been about it.

[Coop Comstock]

Wait. Oh, I thought for some reason you, Will and Taylor were talking about something along those lines the other day. Maybe I just thought getting it.

[Matt]

No, no, I've never thought about it.

[Mitch Carley]

But it'd be pretty dumb, right?

[Matt]

I mean.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, it was.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

Which is crazy because we'll get to here every single week at 2pm on, like, Wednesday.

[Matt]

Mitch, what happened?

[JP Hovey]

You got.

[Matt]

What happened?

[Garrett Hargis]

So this was two Super Bowls ago. Yeah, I guess it's when we were going to Vegas.

[Mitch Carley]

You have a way better memory than me.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, it was when we were going to Vegas. It was right before we were. It's like the week before we were going to the super bowl and we had like, our super bowl meeting of how it's all going to, like, lay out the week. And I'm like, hey, I have a haircut at this time. Like, just a heads up. And like, it was like an hour and a half from when this meeting started. So this meeting starts. Like, we're going, we're going. And like an hour goes by. I'm like, hey, like, I have. Mind you, the meeting is starting to die down a little bit. There's not like every.

[Coop Comstock]

Mind you, I'm in the right.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, no, no. This is what's going through my head. Like, the meeting's dying down. We're having like, all the side conversations that goes on during meetings and stuff. Like, all right, I think. I think we're about done. Like, hey, I gotta go get my haircut. And so I went and I come come back, and Will's like, where'd you go? I went to get haircut. I thought we were done with the meeting. He's like, no, we weren't done. This is like, our most important week. Like, we kept going. Then I came to you guys. How much longer were you going? Like, we were going for another 30, 45 minutes. Are you serious? So I got in trouble.

[Mitch Carley]

Is a haircut at like 1:30 or 2? Yeah, it's all right.

[Garrett Hargis]

I mean, you're living your life.

[Mitch Carley]

You learn. For sure.

[Foul]

Hey, that was one of my first few weeks here. And I remember, like, before he got in trouble, when he just went to get a haircut, I was like, you can just go do whatever in the middle.

[JP Hovey]

You can do whatever you want.

[Foul]

And then I found out like, a little bit later that that was not the case.

[Mitch Carley]

Not the case. We might have to revisit that. When? Like your first day. Like, impressions and. Same with yours.

[Foul]

Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Didn't something crazy happen your first day?

[Foul]

First day.

[Mitch Carley]

Michigan won the national championship.

[Foul]

Watch party at Taylor's house for the stream. Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Isn't that when we had the meeting up here? Was that your first day?

[Foul]

You told me we had a meeting up.

[JP Hovey]

You told me about it.

[Jared]

You're here for the.

[Mitch Carley]

We will revisit. We'll revisit.

[Foul]

I don't remember you told me about that.

[Garrett Hargis]

Where Will was right here.

[Foul]

Oh.

[JP Hovey]

Oh, you told me.

[Foul]

That wasn't my first. No, it was my first day.

[Jared]

I remember.

[Garrett Hargis]

Is that your first day? Your first, like, it was first week for sure.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

When he hit the table. When he hit the table and left.

[Coop Comstock]

I was the scaredest I've ever been.

[Garrett Hargis]

I feel like we. We've talked about it enough. We kind of have to just tell the story now.

[Jared]

Wait, but should we finish?

[Coop Comstock]

We need to finish up.

[Matt]

This one's typical, but, like that Friday, first beer.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Ryan Seacrest]

All right. G. Come on.

[Jared]

That works.

[Matt]

Nobody said it yet. Like, first sip of alcohol on a Friday after a long week.

[Mitch Carley]

Amen.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

All right. Hey, mem.

[Matt]

Sorry I didn't have a list. I didn't prepare. Like that was typical.

[Jared]

Nobody disagree with you?

[Matt]

No, I mean, it was just that everyone's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

When you said this is typical, obviously we're thinking you're gonna say, like, your first nut.

[Matt]

Oh, no, no.

[Coop Comstock]

That would have been a banger.

[Mitch Carley]

Yes. You couldn't have missed there.

[Matt]

I don't remember my first nut.

[Mitch Carley]

First BJ of the day. First lick.

[Coop Comstock]

First link.

[JP Hovey]

The first lick of the day.

[Mitch Carley]

All right, all right. My. My third. This is hard because I have three more and I don't want to pick this One. Because it kind of ties into all the summer things. Warm weather, but I'm gonna go with it. And it's the first day of summer break.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yep.

[Mitch Carley]

That freedom.

[Garrett Hargis]

Are you talking about, like, in high school and stuff?

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, literally, we have summer break anymore.

[Coop Comstock]

You talk about my high school.

[Garrett Hargis]

I haven't felt that in, like, five years.

[Mitch Carley]

That doesn't apply to me anymore, so. All right. You want my other one? First crush.

[JP Hovey]

Talking about high school.

[Jared]

We've now entered the judgment round.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

Do you want to just rattle the rest of yours off real quick?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Just.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah. Yeah. My last one was that first hit of some sticky Icky.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah. That was on my initial.

[Mitch Carley]

After a long day or a long week or if you take a tea break, that first one back. Zing is special.

[Coop Comstock]

Love that.

[JP Hovey]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Because you can't do your first ever. That would be an experience.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[JP Hovey]

I found out the hard way.

[Mitch Carley]

A great experience. But, yeah, usually the poop and that go hand in hand, so that shower is nuts. Pinnacle. Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

And then you get your first night.

[Garrett Hargis]

And then you got your music on.

[Mitch Carley]

And you can go. You can hit the triple crown in one room.

[Coop Comstock]

My last one, I thought Coop will definitely align with this and. And Jared, everybody will. But the first game with the fellas, once you, like, log in and, like, my first, like, let's say, like, we're, like, busting some rounds on Fortnite. Just like when you finally get everybody into a lobby and, like, for, like, you know, at least 30 minutes, you're gonna get some gaming time with the fellas.

[JP Hovey]

That's a huge emphasis once everybody's in the lobby.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Like, that moment.

[JP Hovey]

Because it just takes forever to get everybody in the lobby older.

[Coop Comstock]

It's like half the time, these dudes don't even show up.

[JP Hovey]

Kids down for an hour.

[Mitch Carley]

We're entering that time of year.

[Jared]

I gotta get in the lobby one of these days.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey.

[JP Hovey]

Hey, you.

[Mitch Carley]

We'll just get you in the Discord. You can just come talk.

[Foul]

Just talk.

[Garrett Hargis]

Hang out.

[Mitch Carley]

You can play Switch.

[Jared]

And I have Discord download.

[Coop Comstock]

Discord's awesome also. Honorable mention. Honorable mention. Very basic, but first sleep after clean sheets. But yeah, that doesn't.

[Mitch Carley]

Fantastic.

[Coop Comstock]

I didn't want to say it. Matt made me say it.

[Mitch Carley]

So the obvious. It's so obvious.

[Foul]

I. I'm just gonna bum off my first one because I really didn't want to use that one.

[Mitch Carley]

The.

[Foul]

I mean, Mitch kind of said it double and down. He kind of said it for me, like, walking into the movie theater, that first, like, whiff of, like, popcorn that you smell like that first sip of Coke. Like all that just like, before the movie starts. Yeah, just that first, like, that's like. That's the biggest part of the movie experience. Like, even. Almost bigger than seeing the movies. Like, just getting in there.

[Mitch Carley]

What was the most recent movie you saw?

[Foul]

The Neutron movie.

[Coop Comstock]

I saw it too.

[Foul]

Yeah, I saw it.

[Mitch Carley]

I still want to go see the.

[Coop Comstock]

I had a good time.

[Mitch Carley]

Was it one battle at a time? Yeah, that movie was.

[Foul]

I wanted to go see that. I went saw Tron, like, on my birthday. Cuz, like, that was. We had a whole day. We went and saw Tron, and I wanted to see that movie. And it's like, out of theaters completely already. At least here we. We looked everywhere, and it was. It was out for 2ish weeks and then gone.

[Mitch Carley]

I heard it crushed. It hurt. Like people enjoyed it.

[Foul]

There was just a lot of movies that came out at the same time.

[Mitch Carley]

I'm gonna have to watch.

[Foul]

I really wanted to see that.

[Coop Comstock]

I really want.

[Foul]

I was gonna see if it's out.

[Mitch Carley]

We should watch it in.

[Foul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

But instead of Thursday Night Football.

[Jared]

My last one is the first bite of your favorite meal.

[Mitch Carley]

Yep.

[JP Hovey]

For me, I was thinking of that earlier.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Jared]

My dad makes these lamb chops for my birthday, and God, this is so great. But then the last bite really pisses me off because I'm like, man, I can't believe it's over. That first bite, you're just thinking about.

[JP Hovey]

It so much, and you're like, delivered.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey, this. This might be opening another conversation, but do you strategically eat a meal that way so that your last bite is something.

[Jared]

Something sloppy.

[Mitch Carley]

Specific, though. Like, you want the last bite to be the pork chop. So that's the last taste, not the size.

[Garrett Hargis]

Definitely.

[Jared]

Because I pick it. I pick it up by the bones.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, okay.

[Jared]

I go Mitch on it.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. You see me eat a PB and J.

[Jared]

That's what I look like.

[Garrett Hargis]

I eat my PB and J strategically every day.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, we know. Licks through the cheeks.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Legs.

[Garrett Hargis]

Just stuff it in there.

[Jared]

No pause in high school and stuff.

[Foul]

High school.

[Garrett Hargis]

My last one will be kind of sticking to the football realm. The first weekend of just football in general. And I don't know if it's gonna be the first Saturday or the first Sunday, but I probably. The first Sunday. You got. You got all the fellas over that. First time you sit in the couch, you click on red zone.

[Coop Comstock]

Your team's going undefeated.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

And you have.

[Mitch Carley]

Anything's possible.

[Garrett Hargis]

You have the entire season ahead of you. This is the most amount of football you will have for the rest of the year. All of your bets are going to hit. You're parlaying everything.

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[Garrett Hargis]

And it's like, we're back.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

And then you just immediately get pissed off at Scott Hansen.

[Jared]

All right, Great one.

[Mitch Carley]

Could be a friend of the show.

[Jared]

Great one.

[JP Hovey]

My last one. I think everyone here will relate to this. Your first automatic farm you make in Minecraft.

[Mitch Carley]

Is that an experience though? Yes, dude.

[JP Hovey]

Because every new world you make, you will get to a point when you make an automatic farm.

[Garrett Hargis]

I don't think.

[Foul]

What?

[Jared]

I'm not going to question the Minecraft guy.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah, keep going.

[Matt]

Please.

[JP Hovey]

Question.

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[Mitch Carley]

He's rolling.

[JP Hovey]

And every time your first one, you make. For all my Minecrafters out there, you know, it's just now we don't have to worry, boys. We will eat forever. That's everybody niche but my Minecrafters out there. Your first automatic farm.

[Jared]

I feel like that's a clip.

[Garrett Hargis]

That was about to say clip.

[Mitch Carley]

That go clip.

[Jared]

Because Minecraft people go hard.

[Foul]

Collab with Minecraft.

[JP Hovey]

That's gonna get no views.

[Mitch Carley]

That one might put us on the map.

[JP Hovey]

Yeah, dude, that might blow up this podcast.

[Matt]

Matt, I think I'm a winter guy. The first snowfall of the year. I mean, I love snow.

[Garrett Hargis]

That's a.

[Mitch Carley]

That's.

[JP Hovey]

I was thinking that earlier too.

[Matt]

Like. Like, I know as you get older snow days, I was like, all right.

[Foul]

I thought you said that snow day.

[Matt]

It kind of reminds me of a kid again. Even if you don't have school anymore, you're like, oh, I got that first snow day for sure.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Cuz I hate the cold. But something about the first snow, I'm like, I get re. Energized. I'm like outside all day.

[Garrett Hargis]

It's going to be cold.

[Mitch Carley]

Cold. It's got to be snowing.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Otherwise, get out of here with like.

[Garrett Hargis]

10, 15 degrees and it just dry.

[Mitch Carley]

You don't like that, Coop?

[Garrett Hargis]

It's got to be. Give me something.

[Foul]

I got a hot take about snow.

[Jared]

That's a pet peeve.

[Matt]

Let's go snow first now.

[Foul]

Actually, you know what? That. We'll save it.

[Mitch Carley]

Okay.

[Garrett Hargis]

Damn.

[Mitch Carley]

He stared down the barrel.

[JP Hovey]

Hey, we'll save that for next week, all right?

[Mitch Carley]

No, for the pet peeves we all went through. Right?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Put in the comments some of your favorite first, best, whatever. Best first.

[Garrett Hargis]

Mind you, it's the first.

[Mitch Carley]

What is it, Mitch?

[Garrett Hargis]

That's first not first experience of doing something.

[JP Hovey]

Try to make it really clear for y'.

[Foul]

All. Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah. All right. What did. We want to go back into the story of Will Coop's first week.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. Let's get.

[Jared]

I don't know if I've ever heard it. Everybody say bye to Jared. Bye, buddy.

[Garrett Hargis]

I want to hear your vantage point of it, Coop, because it was your first.

[Mitch Carley]

The meeting.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Foul]

What's funny? Like, yeah, it was my first week, and I don't remember all the specifics. All the Details. And then he was gone.

[Jared]

I'm trying to think, too. Like, I can't exactly remember why it was called.

[Mitch Carley]

Probably because Mitch got a haircut.

[Foul]

No, because I was.

[Coop Comstock]

I just remember Will saying that everybody's expendable.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

And then I want to say he kind of singled Yoko, who's like, don't worry. Like, you're. You're new here. This isn't directed at you.

[Foul]

Like I said, I don't remember.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Foul]

All the specifics. What happened before. Because I was not there before. But I remember we were up here and I was sitting on that side, and he had, like, the board, and he ripped into everybody. And then I, like, I was just sitting there thinking, like, this ain't about me.

[Garrett Hargis]

Didn't he talk to you beforehand?

[Foul]

Yeah, but it wasn't like.

[Garrett Hargis]

I thought you said he, like, pulled you, so. Hey, we're about to have a meeting. Anything that said in there. Not about you.

[Foul]

You.

[Jared]

So Coops, like, I'm about to have all new co workers.

[Foul]

Will wasn't the one who pulled me aside for that. Another person was, and I don't want to.

[Garrett Hargis]

Jared had said it earlier, so.

[Foul]

No, that was another person, not Will.

[Mitch Carley]

Work on that.

[Foul]

But yeah, that was. That was like, Tuesday or Wednesday, so, like, my second or third day. And the first day was already crazy enough because it was the live stream at Taylor's house. Yeah, that was the very first day.

[Jared]

Oh, wow. Because that was the Super Bowl. Because it was Monday, so it wasn't even. The March Madness stuff didn't even happen yet.

[Foul]

Man.

[Jared]

I wonder what the heck triggered it.

[Garrett Hargis]

Should we call him up?

[Foul]

Yeah, I couldn't tell you all that, but it was kind of.

[Jared]

And what had it. We keep talking about the hand smash.

[Mitch Carley]

I, like, kind of remember he, like, had, like, an ending line, and it was like.

[Coop Comstock]

I think he was like.

[Mitch Carley]

And he walked out talking about.

[Coop Comstock]

Then come back, he's like, everyone's expendable. Like, no one's.

[Jared]

Like, no one's safe.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

No one's safe.

[Garrett Hargis]

Life.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

I wish I could remember what he said.

[Coop Comstock]

And then he just left to get a haircut.

[Matt]

I remember how that started. I'm really interested.

[Coop Comstock]

I honestly don't. I think we all were. I mean, I definitely don't because I try and black it out.

[Mitch Carley]

You've done a bad job coming back to this.

[Garrett Hargis]

I. I don't know if I'm the only one. I thought everything was going pretty smoothly. Like, I don't think we had anything.

[Coop Comstock]

It was a snowball. I know the snowball effect of, like, one little thing after another and then one big thing that set it off.

[Foul]

And I do kind of feel like I rem. That being the vibe. Like, after. Just like after he left and we're all talking down or whatever, it's like.

[Mitch Carley]

What the hell is like.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, we were like, what the just happened? Pardon me? It was just the five of us.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah.

[Foul]

And I. I do remember. I. I do remember. It was like, y' all weren't like, yeah, we deserve.

[Mitch Carley]

So, Coop. Well, your. Your first day was national champion almost this time last year. Were you?

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah, yeah. For two years.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, Two years. That's right.

[Jared]

It worked. It worked.

[Garrett Hargis]

No, it'd be January 23, 4. So in January, it'll be two years, correct?

[Foul]

Yeah, it was January 7th or 8th.

[Jared]

And we about to be in 26. You know nothing about that nephew.

[Garrett Hargis]

But, yeah, we, like, that was.

[Foul]

It was a crazy first week.

[Mitch Carley]

What a dud of a story because we don't even remember what happened.

[Foul]

But I wish I could contribute more. I just. Like, I was just there.

[Jared]

Crazy.

[Foul]

It was happening around me, not to me.

[Mitch Carley]

Did it happen before? After the audit thing?

[Jared]

I don't know, bro.

[Garrett Hargis]

I don't know.

[Foul]

What audit thing?

[Jared]

I'm having a heart. Like, I remember the situation.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Foul]

I came right. Not right. At some. Somewhat recently after the tunnel chaos.

[Coop Comstock]

What's that guy's name?

[Jared]

Ken.

[Garrett Hargis]

Ken, yeah.

[Jared]

Beast.

[Foul]

Because that was a. That was a hot topic when I was.

[Garrett Hargis]

I think it was. Right. The audit thing, I think was right before Christmas break.

[Mitch Carley]

For context, we had, like, a team building type meeting where we needed to get closer work on having better communication. And, like, you know, if you felt like somebody either wasn't upholding the standard, we got to feel comfortable with, like, bringing it up face to face just so the betterment of busing is stronger. And that. That's a little bit of the context when we're, like, talking about this audit thing. So we had, like, a guy come in, a professional come in, and. So weird how basically test us.

[Jared]

It was ye.

[Garrett Hargis]

The tunnel.

[Mitch Carley]

He was awesome.

[Garrett Hargis]

It's so weird how the tunnel of chaos is now because, like, in the moment, it's like, that's a perfect. Like, that's a really good way to, like, if you're having, like, confrontation with somebody, like, hey, tunnel of chaos right now, then, like, you kind of just do whatever, right? But now it's, let's go to Vegas. Like, it's that whole, like, switch of what you got.

[Coop Comstock]

What you got against Vegas. Dude, I don't say it out loud, bro. If we went through the tunnel of chaos. Say it, man.

[Mitch Carley]

Man.

[Garrett Hargis]

It's not at all.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Right now.

[Coop Comstock]

Part of me thought that chaos. Did it originate from that? Like that was. That's so funny.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. It was from when Ken came back.

[Coop Comstock]

That is. Yeah.

[Jared]

It's so funny too because he had it on a bullseye. He was like, based off what you guys are saying the problems are and nobody is speaking out and attaching to name of any of it, like somebody is lying about something in this room. He's like, now this is the time to. To explain exactly what's going on.

[Mitch Carley]

And we're all like, I don't think anyone said anything. Yeah, we were always on too.

[Jared]

Yeah. Basically that.

[Garrett Hargis]

He's like. Like we all sat around for like a minute, just quiet. He's like, you guys, someone, someone, don't be a and say something. And I think Will Taylor just said something.

[Jared]

Dude. Stuck though. The line that stuck with me the most was when he. Because he worked with Kirk Cousins too. He was like, Kurt came up to me and said, can we. We have three problems going on. He's like, no, actually, we have four. Kirk's like, what do you.

[JP Hovey]

What do you mean?

[Jared]

He's like, how do we get to three?

[Mitch Carley]

Yep.

[Jared]

I was like, dang.

[Mitch Carley]

You understand that, Matt? Repeat it, jp. Hold. Repeat it, jp.

[Garrett Hargis]

Kurt came up to him. We. Hey, Ken. We have three problems. Kurt. Or then Ken was like, no, we actually have four.

[Jared]

Because how do we get to three?

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

The fourth problem is how we got to three.

[Jared]

Why don't you.

[Foul]

The fourth problem is that there's three.

[Mitch Carley]

There shouldn't be one, two, or three.

[Jared]

Right. Just stop at one.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey.

[Jared]

The harder conversations you'll have, the easier your life will be, man.

[Mitch Carley]

Game.

[Foul]

Eyes open.

[Garrett Hargis]

Come on, nephew.

[Matt]

I need to invite bro back.

[Jared]

Stay with it. Now.

[Garrett Hargis]

We. I mean, it's been.

[Jared]

Stay with me a few years since he's in 2026.

[Mitch Carley]

It's been a while. Yeah. What else did we want to talk about today?

[Jared]

We go ahead.

[Foul]

Pet peeves.

[Jared]

Yeah, Pet peeves.

[Foul]

I'm sorry. I got a few.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, just like that. Just like tear talk. Sometimes it doesn't get done on the bus. We're going to start bringing it over here. Same with pet peeve. And bring back a little bit of the shout out. No free shout outs. Just so we can keep that in the bus and world in the bus and fam. But Coop seems eager to get a pet peeve off his chest.

[Foul]

I'm going to do not my biggest one. First.

[Mitch Carley]

My.

[Foul]

My first one is a smaller one. And it really relates to. What I've already talked about is people at the movie theater and everyone who just talk or get on their phone the whole movie. When everyone paid like a trillion dollars in 2025 to go see this movie.

[Mitch Carley]

Didn't you work the movies?

[Foul]

I did, yeah. That sucked.

[Mitch Carley]

And people did. All your things today have been, I.

[Coop Comstock]

Think all around movies.

[Foul]

I got war stories from that. Maybe for another time. But that's one of my. That's my biggest movie theater pet peeves. Well, that's like the only movie theater pet peeve. But people getting.

[Mitch Carley]

Dude, I can just on their phone and talk.

[Garrett Hargis]

How mad.

[Mitch Carley]

It is crazy though that people do that.

[Jared]

But I hate.

[Garrett Hargis]

We're all with you and just Coop.

[Foul]

Yeah. And another movie theater pet peeve because now you can pick your seats when you're buying tickets. This happened to me one time. Me and my boy went to see a movie. Two seats, empty theater. Empty theater. These people, this couple walks in, they.

[Mitch Carley]

Sit right next to you.

[Foul]

Sit right next to us. The two seats next to us in the top row. Whole theater. I'm not even kidding. Not even one person. That would be off. It was right next to us and they were talking and flirt. It was like a 50 year old couple flirting and talking and touching each other the whole time. He spilled his popcorn on me. I'm like, what are we doing? Why? Yeah, like, hey, popcorn surprise.

[Mitch Carley]

Did you. Did you stay in your seat or did you get up and move?

[Ad Read Voice]

Move.

[Foul]

We stay.

[Garrett Hargis]

We. We were there first.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Jared]

That just enjoys being mad. But the whole movie, the thrill.

[Foul]

The whole movie. I mean, the movie was Cocaine Bear. I'll be honest.

[Mitch Carley]

That's why we had to go see what it was about.

[Foul]

It honestly makes it kind of funnier. Like they came and sit next to us in Cocaine Bear.

[Mitch Carley]

I never saw that.

[Foul]

It's abs. Hey, man.

[Coop Comstock]

Exactly what you think.

[Mitch Carley]

The premise is insane.

[Foul]

It's a movie.

[Coop Comstock]

It's a real story. That happened in Knoxville.

[Foul]

Oh, I didn't know that's Knoxville.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah, it happened.

[Foul]

Wow.

[Coop Comstock]

Or like in the Smoky Mountains outside of Knoxville. But, well, beautiful things.

[Jared]

That's funny.

[Foul]

The real scary thing happened in the theater.

[Jared]

I was. I hate when and when you are with a crew and that's like your friends are the ones talking and it's just like, oh, it's even worse. It's horrible.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey, you know where I feel that? I feel like you'll share this at concerts.

[Coop Comstock]

Oh, my God, I will.

[Mitch Carley]

Away from the friend group to watch a concert. If it's that bad, you have the.

[Coop Comstock]

Concerts say it's this way. They're literally facing their back to the show. They're like, I know, man. Like, and it's like, move away, dude.

[Mitch Carley]

It drives me insane. Like, places like, like indoor venue, like Brooklyn Bowl. If you sit over by that bar area, like, you might as well just, you know, chill.

[Jared]

Coop, I can't wait to hear the second one. Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

That. I do feel that if I paid money to come watch something, don't be talking.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Foul]

This ain't six dollar tickets anymore.

[Mitch Carley]

Amen neither. Concert tickets.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Jared]

A new one, I guess, that I would have. That I just didn't even know about. Gary, you would. You would understand it. As I'm trying to make merch for make it to Midnight, and people are asking me, oh, dude. And like, my friends that I would love to give some to, like, hey, you got to get me this. You got to give me that. And I'm just like, bro, this junk is costing me money to, like, buy all of these things. Like, I can't.

[Mitch Carley]

Give me.

[Coop Comstock]

For you.

[Mitch Carley]

For you. Yes, I totally understand that. Because it's your money, right? For busing. It's definitely different.

[Jared]

Definitely.

[Mitch Carley]

But at least once a week. Oh, it's crazy. You haven't got me anything. It's like.

[Coop Comstock]

It's like an insult.

[Mitch Carley]

Do you want to, like, ask for some or do you just want to do this experience?

[Coop Comstock]

The amount of times I've heard some of our friends, even they say it to me, but, like, him, like, saying to G, like, like, damn, it's crazy. Like, I still haven't got any gear. It's like, dude, make an ask. Send a size. Send what you want and be like, I would like this.

[Mitch Carley]

You will have it.

[Coop Comstock]

Don't just expect that we're gonna just show up with a box of merch just because we work for the company.

[Mitch Carley]

What's crazy, too, is the people that do this, and I hope you're watching, I text them and said, hey, I have X, Y, and Z for you because we have a ton of it.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Shout out the home team. No response. Dude.

[Coop Comstock]

Because they want some, you know, one off special gift. They don't want the, like, hey, we have a bunch of extra backstock of this.

[Mitch Carley]

Like, oh, custom backstop of your favorite football team.

[JP Hovey]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

No response. Piss me off. Tyler Boseman.

[Coop Comstock]

I was trying to figure out who it was.

[Mitch Carley]

What you got, Mitch? Pet peeve. If you don't have one, I can. I can go yeah, come back to me. You got a pet peeve. Let's go.

[Garrett Hargis]

I can't get my shout out.

[Matt]

It's actually, it's two things, but they're related. They're related to each other.

[Jared]

He didn't even want to hear it either.

[Matt]

When people don't hold the door for people, like when you're walking in, you don't hold the door. Like when someone's not holding the door. And then also when people don't say thank you when you hold the door for them. I don't know why, but that irks me. It's like you gotta say thank you for sure. I don't know.

[Mitch Carley]

You were raised right.

[Matt]

Yeah, it pisses me off, but yeah, that's my pet peeve.

[Mitch Carley]

That's a good one. Did that happen recently?

[Foul]

Constantly.

[Matt]

It did that today happened like two days ago. And I thought about.

[Foul]

Where were you?

[Matt]

I was at the gas station. Get my. I like gas station coffee, morning coffee, hold the door, silent treatment. And I was just like, yeah, they just walked in and it's morning, man.

[Jared]

You got to give them benefit of the doubt.

[Matt]

It doesn't matter though.

[Mitch Carley]

That's even better. Hey, good morning. Appreciate you.

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[Matt]

Thank you, man.

[Mitch Carley]

Hey, under your breath when they walk in, you go, hey, yeah, no problem.

[Matt]

No, I don't do that. But I scold.

[Mitch Carley]

I do, I scold your head.

[Matt]

Yeah, I'm like. And then it'll sit with me for like 10 minutes like that. Dude, I'll never be friends with 10.

[Foul]

Minutes of your day gone.

[Mitch Carley]

Fill that a pet peeve of mine. J.P. and I talked about this when we were driving back from South Carolina two weeks ago. And it's tough because in a way, this could fall into a shout out. But right now it's gonna land in the pet peeve column. One of the better inventions of all time is when you go to the gas pump, the little lever that clicks and it pumps the gas for you. So my pet peeve is when you pull up to 1 of 15 pumps and your pump doesn't have it and you have to make the decision, do I move to another pump or do I just stand here for what feels like a lifetime?

[Jared]

If it's a cold day, I never.

[Matt]

Use that thing ever. I always pump it.

[Coop Comstock]

I don't know why you say that a lot.

[Mitch Carley]

Like, quote graphic that I always say.

[Garrett Hargis]

You'Re proud of it.

[Mitch Carley]

But that just like. And it happened to me twice. Once on the way to South Carolina and Then once coming home. So I don't know if it's a state thing, but. Whoa. We're.

[Jared]

We're working to get it fixed.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jared]

It's part of the campaign.

[Mitch Carley]

But it does. It does kind of annoy me because that invention is incredible.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

And when you just luck out with the one that doesn't have it, you know, it sucks. It sounds like a little bad thing to complain about. Oh, you gotta pump your own gas. Yeah, I'm complaining about it. Yeah.

[Jared]

It's pet peeve.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah. So that was mine.

[Coop Comstock]

Mine will be. When you use your credit or debit card and they say that it doesn't work, even though you have just recently used the card. Halloween, the last night or two nights ago, I went to Walmart because my heat. Because I bought that house in May, I had not turned the gas on because I have electric stove. And so it's getting cooler. I'm like, why is my heat not working? Realize having got Piedmont, like gas to come out and turn it on. First time they can do it is Friday. So Monday it was pretty chilly. It was like on Sunday night, it was freezing in my house. So I go to Walmart and get just an indoor heater. And I go up. I had just got gas. Use the budget, don't hold it because I'm not a psycho. And one at Walmart, they don't have tab to pay. And so I'm sliding it, I'm inserting it. It's not working. They take me to customer service. Not working. Not working out. Working. I don't have, because I have one of these, the wallets on my phone, and I just only have my credit card because it's all I use. I have to go back to my house to get my debit card, come back, and on the way back, just to know for sure or excuse me, after I got the heater, it worked.

[Mitch Carley]

Works.

[Coop Comstock]

I go to Chipotle and get dinner, use my debit. My credit card works perfectly. But just in that moment, like, you're just like fuming at some person who gets paid like $12 an hour, doesn't give a. Like. And you know, the. The clientele in Walmart's, especially this 100 Oaks, it's like the living dead over there sometimes. So, yeah, that. That just bugs you. Like, I swear to God I'm not. It's not getting declined. Like, I have money and it's not even like a flex. It's just like, I have enough to pay for this. But, you know, life goes on there's.

[Mitch Carley]

Another pet peeve in that. And again, this is such a niche thing, an old head thing, but the fact that Walmart doesn't have the tap.

[Coop Comstock]

To pay is insane. But I think it's like literally the demographic that shops there. There has to be something involved with it.

[Mitch Carley]

It.

[Coop Comstock]

Maybe that's me being you.

[Mitch Carley]

Take it away.

[Foul]

I love.

[Jared]

Personally, I love the insert the chip.

[Foul]

Really?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Just feels home.

[Jared]

I feel like it feel. It feels more like a transaction to me. I'm like. And that's what I.

[Mitch Carley]

That's fair part about the swipe. I mean, take it back.

[Jared]

Yeah, I would love to be back on the swipe.

[Mitch Carley]

You know the guy that invented the swiping of the credit card? Like that magnet strip from Brentwood.

[Foul]

Really?

[Coop Comstock]

There was so many rooms when we were in like middle school and high school, it'd be like, oh, it was like such and such his uncle. And it's always a rotating rumor, but they're like, yeah, you got like.003 cents per every swipe. And it's like, dang. Like, it would be. But that's obviously never.

[Jared]

This is brain rot. But Speed was at some restaurant and some guy was like, hey, what are you streaming on? And Speed was like, you know, kick YouTube, whatever. He's like, oh, do you know who. Do you know who invented the Internet? And Speed's like, was it you? He's like, no, but just Google it. Guy Googles it or Speed Googles it. And the name pops up. He's like, all right, now here's my name and type it in next to his. And the guy in the restaurant invented downloading. I was like, what?

[Coop Comstock]

It's like inventing water at this point.

[Garrett Hargis]

Literally, like, thinking of inventing.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah, it wasn't. It's always around.

[Mitch Carley]

So that dude just invented stealing?

[Jared]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Coop Comstock]

Legend.

[Garrett Hargis]

My pet peeve is going to be. It sounds really pointed at the moment when I'm thinking about it, but it just happens all the time at my apartment when. If you're not in the apartment, everything should be turned off, like, except your AC or heat or whatever.

[Coop Comstock]

So. Not everything. I mean, I'm just kidding. Continue.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like my current roommate now. And like, my roommate the house. No, I don't live with Gabe.

[Jared]

Gunner.

[Garrett Hargis]

Gunner.

[Mitch Carley]

Oh, gonna.

[Garrett Hargis]

Gunner will leave his fans on and his. And his lights on when he's not home. And I'm like, brother, I'll literally go in his room and like, turn everything off.

[Coop Comstock]

Do you guys pay for those? Like.

[Garrett Hargis]

Like, we pay for electric.

[Coop Comstock]

Yeah, I just didn't know if it's included. Like, utilities. Okay. And that, that especially would piss me off.

[Garrett Hargis]

And like, our electric bill for the first month was like 120 bucks. And that's what it was at the house.

[Mitch Carley]

Like four people.

[Foul]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Or it was like a little bit at the house. It was a like maybe 60 bucks more expensive. But it's two of us in an apartment, not four of us in an entire house. Like, brother, turn off your. And there's time.

[Mitch Carley]

There are times he's moving out soon, though.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. There are times I'll come in here and like, the bathroom lights on. I'm like, just turn the bathroom.

[Matt]

Yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

Sometimes there's more than just the bathroom light left on here. That blows my mind for sure.

[Foul]

Who raised.

[Mitch Carley]

Not to be pointed.

[Jared]

Who raised.

[Foul]

Who raised these people?

[Jared]

Matt, how long we've been gone?

[Garrett Hargis]

I know for a fact that I've left. I know for a fact I've left stuff on before. But I like, it's like, if you're done in the room, turn everything off kind of thing.

[Foul]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Matt]

When people wear shorts and a t shirt in 40 degree weather, that's probably some of y'.

[Mitch Carley]

All.

[Matt]

I don't know if it's anybody y', all, but that's a pet peeve.

[Mitch Carley]

Are you talking about your boss?

[Matt]

Does he do that? I mean, I haven't worked here a winner yet.

[Foul]

Matt, you were just complaining about having to wear pants earlier.

[Jared]

Well, and first thing when I walked in was, it's warm up short. Short sleeve shirt and shorts, bro.

[Matt]

Well, when it's cold. When it's cold, like we're in like the depths of January and you're pulling up in T shirt shorts.

[Coop Comstock]

I mean, I. I was at the Titans game on Sunday and it was like a brisk 48 degrees and a little rainy and clump pulled up and.

[Foul]

Aiden, shorts.

[Jared]

He never wears shorts, bro.

[Garrett Hargis]

Do you remember in high school it's like, bro, it's not even that cold out. I was that kid in neon.

[Foul]

At my school.

[Mitch Carley]

At my school, they don't make neon and long sleeves.

[Foul]

You could not wear pants or you were a loser.

[Mitch Carley]

Really?

[Foul]

Yeah. I didn't see one dude in pants the whole.

[Coop Comstock]

Well, like, what's the coldest it's getting? I mean, like, it still gets like 40s.

[Foul]

Yeah, it'll get 40s. But like, no one was wearing. Yeah, we were in shorts.

[Jared]

I feel like I was freezing my butt off when I lived.

[Mitch Carley]

I don't know if I've ever seen Coop in Pants.

[Foul]

I was in pants yesterday.

[Mitch Carley]

That is such a lie.

[Coop Comstock]

It's a shorts pod.

[Jared]

Back to the credit card thing real quick. How does the machine know that your password is incorrect? Damn.

[Mitch Carley]

Wait, hold on. What?

[Coop Comstock]

With my credit card.

[Ryan Seacrest]

I don't have.

[Matt]

It's gotta be in the chip of the card man.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Jared]

How does it know your PIN is.

[Coop Comstock]

Wrong is what you type?

[Foul]

Sometimes I've just been able to click. Let you do it.

[Coop Comstock]

It knows your information.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah, because of the chip.

[Coop Comstock]

That's why I use a credit card.

[Jared]

But we didn't always have the chip.

[Mitch Carley]

Did you have to type it in when you swiped?

[Garrett Hargis]

Not like when I used to get gas with my debit card. I have to type in my PIN every time.

[Jared]

Right.

[Coop Comstock]

With my credit card. I do not. There's no.

[Jared]

Just debit card.

[Coop Comstock]

Debit card, you.

[Mitch Carley]

Right.

[Garrett Hargis]

I'm with you because I kind of blew my mind for a second.

[Foul]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mitch Carley]

But it's debit cards into your chip, which is read into the machine.

[Garrett Hargis]

Listen, hey, I don't know.

[Matt]

Has there always been a chip in the card, but now they're just making it visual.

[Foul]

Do I have time. Do I have time for one or two more pet peeves?

[Garrett Hargis]

I was gonna.

[Foul]

As long as I do, then I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do. God, I want to do both of them.

[Garrett Hargis]

Just let it rip.

[Foul]

I'll do both of them.

[Garrett Hargis]

When.

[Foul]

When you pull up to his. When someone else is pulling up to a stop sign. So obviously before you. But you're kind of getting there right at the same time. And then they just. Just don't go.

[Mitch Carley]

Yeah.

[Foul]

And then you do that. Awkward. Like. But it's like their fault because they think you should go. That for whatever reason this might just be me. Pisses me off so bad.

[Mitch Carley]

He's a road rage behind the wheel.

[Foul]

Dude, I'm a road rager.

[Garrett Hargis]

I've never met somebody with more road rage than foul.

[Mitch Carley]

Let me introduce you to.

[Garrett Hargis]

I got a ride in the card with Coop.

[Matt]

But look, yesterday that passed me.

[Foul]

That's fair, though. Like, you're pulling up to the stop sign. You get there after them, and they're just like.

[Mitch Carley]

It happened to me this morning for sure. I always. I'm just gonna.

[Foul]

Yeah. And they just don't know. I'm telling you. It just pisses me off. And then my other one. Unless anybody else wants to go.

[Jared]

No, you got it, Swing. We got five minutes left.

[Foul]

This one is gonna sound like. Just hating. I'm sorry for what I'm about to say because I Just say it.

[Jared]

You got it. You gotta get this one off your chest best.

[Foul]

Just grumpy, bitter old people. There are some good ones out there. I. I. Believe me, believe me, I get it at the gym, like, a couple months ago, because, you know, like, the old crowd at the Y. Oh, yeah. And there's some good ones, but.

[Jared]

Shout out my boy Jeff.

[Foul]

I was on.

[Mitch Carley]

There's some good ones.

[Foul]

I was on a machine, got done with the set for two seconds. I picked up my phone, just kind of like. Like, went to Spotify, like, whatever. In between sets, the machine is counting down. Not even, like. And this old woman's, like, sitting there, like, kind of looking at me, and I'm like, like, I got one more set left. And she's like, it's really annoying when people get on their phones on the machine. I'm like, you're like, 90.

[Jared]

What?

[Foul]

Like, if you're so cranky and bitter, why are you trying to buy time?

[Mitch Carley]

I can't wait. This clip is gonna be.

[Foul]

Anyways, go see your grandkids anyway. That's. That's why that. That would.

[Jared]

I got a photo. I actually have a photo of Coupe on his phone at the gym. Not can send into the.

[Mitch Carley]

The thing.

[Foul]

For real?

[Jared]

Yeah. That is so funny.

[Foul]

That's real, though.

[Jared]

Do you.

[Coop Comstock]

Are you.

[Jared]

Are you afraid that you might become a bitter old man that you.

[Garrett Hargis]

No.

[Foul]

No, no, no.

[Ad Read Voice]

Do you.

[Mitch Carley]

Is there any part of you that's like, Damn, like, you're 90 and you're in here trying to grind?

[Foul]

Yeah, I get that.

[Coop Comstock]

I'm.

[Foul]

I was not. I was not mean to this woman. I was not mean to her.

[Mitch Carley]

In your head, you just did.

[Jared]

In my head, I'm like, most weight you've ever lived.

[Foul]

Yeah, Like, I needed to get that out, but I was not mean. I was like, have a good day. I'm gone. The hell is that anyway?

[Jared]

All right.

[Mitch Carley]

Is that how we're gonna end it? Close it out?

[Garrett Hargis]

That's a good way to handle.

[Jared]

Yeah. He's got to go, too.

[Foul]

I knew I'd be on trial for that one.

[Mitch Carley]

You gotta go.

[Foul]

It's whatever.

[Mitch Carley]

And what time is it?

[Jared]

3:20. I gotta flip.

[Mitch Carley]

All right.

[Garrett Hargis]

What were you about to say?

[Mitch Carley]

I feel like we haven't done a parlay in a while. Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

I don't know.

[Jared]

Follow us on our social media and we'll drop one.

[Garrett Hargis]

Well said.

[Mitch Carley]

We gotta hit the bus by the end of the year.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah. Maybe we do a punishment.

[Jared]

If we don't, why not hit five? You know, can I.

[Coop Comstock]

Can I end on a positive note with a shout out.

[Mitch Carley]

Yes.

[Garrett Hargis]

Yeah.

[Coop Comstock]

Because I was gonna do a pet peeve and it was gonna be when people have a full grocery cart and you have one item and they go in front of you, but I feel like that's their right. So the shout out goes to people who let you go in front of them.

[Mitch Carley]

Right. With a heart.

[Coop Comstock]

And then they have the one. You have the one. So shout out to you good Samaritans out there.

[Mitch Carley]

Absolutely.

[Coop Comstock]

And that'll be all for this week on Inside the bus. Episode 25, Chris Johnson. It's not Chris Johnson. Anyways, Beaming Episode.

[Matt]

Episode.

[Coop Comstock]

Follow Coop Comstock on Twitter for more irrational and takes what are we talking about?

[Foul]

I knew what I was getting into.

[Mitch Carley]

Flood the comments with more stuff you want us to talk about. More tear talks? Pet peeves? Shout outs? Appreciate you boys.

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[Coop Comstock]

Okay, only 10 more presents to wrap.

[Foul]

You're almost at the finish line, but first.

[Coop Comstock]

There the last one.

[Mitch Carley]

Enjoy a Coca Cola for a pause that refreshes.

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[Mitch Carley]

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[Coop Comstock]

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[Jared]

This is an iheart podcast.