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Jeremy Clump
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Ben
Guaranteed Human.
Mitch
This is Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman.
Taylor
From Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jules.
Mitch
Rob, I've never asked, are you a dips guy? Like the workout?
Jeremy Clump
You can't tell.
Mitch
No, I mean for your chips.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
Mitch
You gotta try this new Daisy's French Onion dip. Goes great on Sundays.
Taylor
I like the sound of that.
Jeremy Clump
I Everyone knows you need a good dip for game day. Personally, I like to dip everything I can.
Mitch
Veggies, crackers, chips.
Taylor
Heck, I might even dip a buffalo wing in there.
Mitch
That reminds me, they also have Daisy's Ranch dip.
Jeremy Clump
Now you're speaking my language.
Mitch
Yup. Seems like a no brainer on game day. So get out there and give the French onion dip a try. You won't regret it.
Taylor
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JP
35, the Drunkest Episode.
Mitch (Producer)
That's your camera.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, exactly. Come on.
Mitch
Also, what kind of production was even staged either?
JP
This is just. We're going off the rip. It's episode 30.
Mitch
What time is it right now?
Mitch (Producer)
It is. Just so y' all know, it is 107am Pacific Central Pacific Time.
Ben
Pacific Standard Time.
Mitch (Producer)
Pacific Standard Time.
Mitch
Pacific Central Standard, y'. All.
Mitch (Producer)
For y' all watching this on the east coast, it is 4am Your time.
Jeremy Clump
That's nuts.
Mitch (Producer)
On on Wednesday, February, February 5th.
Jeremy Clump
That's nuts.
JP
It's episode 35. Unfortunately, my number in high school, my freshman year was 35. Because you're we freshman, you get demoted, dude. But you got to take pride.
Mitch
You actually took over an iconic number after 35 that not a lot of people listening are going to know about. But you took over Jason.
JP
Yeah, Jason Springer. Jason Springer was an absolute dog. And now. Now he's two years older than us, and he's a big CrossFit guy. And I.
Mitch
People imagine taking over, like, wide receiver one's number when you were coming up.
Mitch (Producer)
But been there, done that.
Ben
So two people on this podcast have done that.
Mitch (Producer)
I was number 40, though.
Taylor
Damn.
Jeremy Clump
No, I didn't. I didn't take any.
JP
40 is a grinder number where it's like, you gotta prove something.
Ben
The best basketball player at Eastside high school, he was 35. Devares McGowans shout out. Devorus.
Jeremy Clump
Was he a sniper?
Ben
Nah, he was like 6 5. I mean, he played guard in college, but in high school basketball, he was playing, like, power forward.
Jeremy Clump
He was playing one through four, just racking kids.
Mitch
Yeah, we haven't even.
JP
Do we introduce.
Jeremy Clump
Speaking. Who gives a.
JP
All right, why don't you introduce yourself?
Ben
The pride of Nazareth, the savior of Pennsylvania, and the icon of Ithaca.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, my God.
Ben
Hey, Jeremy, what's your middle name?
Jeremy Clump
Willard. W. Holy.
Mitch
Let's go.
Jeremy Clump
J Will. Boys call you. Hi, J Will.
Ben
Which boys?
Jeremy Clump
Boys back in high school. After that.
JP
After that incredible intro, too.
Jeremy Clump
Try to do that. We're doing that.
JP
Why don't you. Why don't you let our listeners get to know you, Tell us who you are, what you do, and. And why you're here, and why you.
Ben
Want to be here and your favorite movie.
Mitch
Favorite color, too.
Jeremy Clump
I'm just here so I don't get. Fine. But what's your name?
Mitch (Producer)
Donald Clump.
Jeremy Clump
Donald. Donald. Donald Clump. My name is Jeremy Clump.
Mitch (Producer)
Put your hood down.
JP
No, Donna, do what you want.
Jeremy Clump
I'm gonna put the hood down. No, I like the hood up. Yeah, it's cozy.
Mitch
Come on, sj.
JP
Willie.
Jeremy Clump
That's J. Willard. Willard's a sick middle name. Yeah, my name is Jeremy.
Mitch
Cloning out.
Jeremy Clump
I work at busing with the boys. Hanging with the boys, man. That's just.
JP
What do you do at busing with the boys?
Jeremy Clump
Pretty much anything.
JP
For the guys in the comments are like, who the is that guy?
Mitch (Producer)
Everybody.
JP
Not that there are, but, like, there might be.
Mitch (Producer)
Everybody has heard of the name Clump, but they just don't know. Like, this is their introduction to Clump. Other than him Saying I don't want to be in videos. Every custom social ad.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, okay.
Mitch
That's our producer, Mitch.
Jeremy Clump
I was gonna say though, that I got emotion. It kind of makes me happy if everyone doesn't.
Mitch
I mean.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, yeah. I just do basically anything and everything I can that bus into. Make things easier for people.
Mitch
Have fun.
Ben
Well, you sound familiar. Are you tuning on?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, that. Is that. Is that who that is?
Ben
It is.
JP
I thought I recognized that voice too. Like, even though it's an Internet voice, like you know it when you read it.
Ben
Miami Dolphins culture knows what we're talking about right now.
JP
Can you please just like give the people what they want? Like you're really. You're stringing it out. So for people who want to know, Jeremy Clump is our director of digital, our head of house.
Ben
Yeah, Beast Games alumni said that.
Jeremy Clump
I heard you say that today. I'm like, what the is that?
JP
Jeremy Clump is our head of house.
Mitch
I like that.
Jeremy Clump
What's.
JP
What's even more up though is Jeremy Clump used to work under me.
Mitch (Producer)
Jack, you gotta look at that camera.
JP
I know. I keep looking.
Jeremy Clump
I'm sorry.
JP
Hey, will you throw me my vape too, for all the viewers out there? Yeah, dude, I had a few drinks. I'm gonna smoke the vape. It's, you know, we're in Chinatown. It's currency.
Jeremy Clump
Are we in the financial district?
JP
So Jeremy Klopp used to be a you are contracted worker for us. He ran socials for us. He understood media and we. We gathered him from a. He was a beat writer essentially for the Miami Dolphins. Gathered if they did not wander.
Jeremy Clump
Gathered if gathered to wild if they.
JP
Didn'T have press passes. But please just explain.
Mitch
We need a little bit of background.
JP
Explain at least a little bit before. And don't be weird about it.
Jeremy Clump
I won't be weird about tune on thing just because radio Row and being even at like opening night was so funny to run into some people who. Who knew me from Dolphin Switter, which was just. It made it that much better.
Mitch
Right.
Jeremy Clump
But basically you got interviewed.
JP
I've multiple times got interviewed by people because of your.
Jeremy Clump
That is the number one podcast right now.
JP
Donovan McNabb was right. Literally 10ft away, about two.
Mitch (Producer)
That'll be our trailer for this episode. Is Clump getting interviewed by the biggest Dolphins podcast that.
Jeremy Clump
That guy Bobby is his name. But they run the dive bar. Dude, they're great. They actually they interview a bunch of Miami Dolphins players. But he just kind of knew me from Dolphins Twitter. Just being a troll. And doing the tune on, which is hilarious. But yeah, I, during COVID decided that social media is really fun and easy. So I was like, I'm gonna around and take over. I'm like, I'm gonna take over a fan base for fun. And I went through. I was like seeing which fan base didn't really have much of a voice.
Mitch
And I was like, hey, so mad at you.
Jeremy Clump
The Miami Dolphins fan base kind of sucks. And they suck. And I'm going to be able to like get in there and just become like the voice of the Miami Dolphins fan base. And I did in the worst way possible because as I kept growing, I'm like, wait, I could write about them too. I get a job offer and then I start covering the Dolphins. Before I know it, I'm a credentialed media reporter for the Miami. I mean, I mean the 2000 hater. What year?
Mitch
Meanwhile, you're living where?
Jeremy Clump
Pennsylvania.
JP
When I first saw you on Filter, I legitimately thought that we were going to be hiring a beat writer from the Dolphins.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, that. That fires me up. Which means I've done. I've done my job.
JP
Why is his handle Professor Clump or Nutty Professor? Excuse me.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, you are still that in my phone too. I love that. Yeah, I.
Mitch
The nutty.
JP
So, so you get a credential media pass. As you essentially infiltrate a pro level organization, the Miami Dolphins, where once you get the credential, what do you start doing?
Jeremy Clump
Like, I honestly am, like, it's fun, but like, I can actually, I can do this for real. Start making like a real like salary. Like I'm getting paid to cover the Miami Dolphins, which.
JP
And you, you grew up a Philly fan.
Jeremy Clump
I'm not, not, not my whole life. Just basically like my, my parents. My parents.
JP
No, no, continue.
Jeremy Clump
No, no, no, we're on a good roll.
Ben
When did you start liking the Eagles, man?
Jeremy Clump
When I was a kid. But my, my, my mom and dad.
Ben
Won the Super Bowl.
Jeremy Clump
No, no, no, don't do that, don't do that, don't do that. They. My parents weren't really big into football. I have a family. No one was really into football.
Mitch
Football.
Jeremy Clump
So I kind of just got into it myself. I see you over there.
Mitch (Producer)
So where did.
JP
No, we're looking, dude. You're all. You're on a good one.
Mitch (Producer)
I might be.
Jeremy Clump
CROSS CLUMP.
JP
It's 4:00am well, here I want to ask this question.
Jeremy Clump
You're looking.
Ben
Yeah, I'm looking at you. You're talking.
JP
Did you, Were you an Eagles fan or had you jerked off first.
Jeremy Clump
That's a crazy thought.
Mitch
You got to really think about that.
Ben
Okay, that's a good answer.
JP
Amen. Continue.
Mitch (Producer)
So it's my question, like, where did the two and on and how did the two and on stop or start.
Ben
Going to talk about beast games?
Jeremy Clump
We just only got to talk about. We could talk about tun on. That's fine.
Mitch
We have start somewhere.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. I love Tunon started just because I was. I was like the biggest TUA fan. That's how I took over the Dolphins Twitter, because Dolphins fans love tua. So I basically like, two is a savior. Two is a savior. And when I realized that I had them, I'm like, I got these guys. And I'm like, it's time to turn heel and be the TUA hater. And it was when training camp started. Day one of training camp. I forget the years. I'm tired right now, so I'm forgetting the years. But day one of training camp, TUA showed up third to training camp. And I tweeted, you hate to see your quarterback not be the first one to show up.
Ben
Oh, you wish.
Jeremy Clump
You wish your leader would be first one there.
JP
Incredible bait.
Jeremy Clump
It went so viral. It was insane, dude. And I just remember Lynn, my wife, Lindsay, who I love dearly.
Mitch (Producer)
Lindsay.
JP
Shout out.
Jeremy Clump
Lindsay. We're just sitting in a car and I'm like, babe, I'm worried. I'm getting hate dms. I'm getting death threats, like, truly mean.
JP
And you're not living in the state of Florida, bro.
Jeremy Clump
I'm in Pennsylvania, not even giving a about the Dolphins. I truly didn't even care. I just was like, oh, they're probably so mad. Never expected it to blow up the way it did. It turned into a. A news story. It was on NFL Network, espn. People being like, oh, two is not the first one there. It was a big thing, and it was just me around. And when I realized, oh, if I turn on tua, this could be. This could be a lot of fun.
Mitch (Producer)
This could be awesome.
Jeremy Clump
This could be awesome. So I turn on tua. I read an article that goes viral that right now you're trying his what? I read an article listening that that to a tongue of iloa is Sam Bradford 2.0.
Mitch
Ugh.
Jeremy Clump
And, bro, that's crazy.
Ben
You still believe that?
Taylor
No.
Jeremy Clump
Sam Bradford's better than two.
Ben
Are you kidding?
Jeremy Clump
You're kidding me.
Ben
Sam Bradford is not better than tua, bro.
Jeremy Clump
TUA stinks.
Mitch (Producer)
Will Compton sex.
Mitch
At what point of to his career is he better or worse than Sam Bradford?
Jeremy Clump
When When Bradford played for Chip Kelly on the Eagles. Of course, Bradford had a great year. One year. One year.
JP
Can we continue?
Mitch
Yeah, so that.
Jeremy Clump
So I realized, hey, this is a lot of fun. I can really, like, I'll just be the guy who says, two is not good, and people will hate me. But they loved me so much, so now they don't know what to do. So I do that. And then I'm like, hey, how do you come up with that? We had a group chat with a bunch of Dolphins fans. I'm gonna forget what the group chat name was, because it's a slur. Oh, my God.
JP
Okay, and we'll be right back with this ad.
Ben
Episode is presented by.
Mitch
Oh, my.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. All right, we're back. Clap. We're back.
Mitch
And.
Jeremy Clump
And cut.
JP
Perfect.
Mitch
Perfect. We'll.
Jeremy Clump
We'll go over that.
Mitch
Yeah, we have to hit that.
Jeremy Clump
But you'll see it's good. But that's all right. So we were in this group chat, and then we basically were like, hey, we all started becoming two haters. And we're like, how can we make this even better? So we created Tuanon.
Ben
When you say we, how many people are we talking?
Jeremy Clump
Like, your crew. That was me plus seven. So it was eight people.
Ben
Squad.
JP
Are you guys, like, meeting up in person, like, whiteboard stuff? Or is it like, all just online?
Jeremy Clump
All on Twitter?
JP
You're still in Pennsylvania.
Jeremy Clump
I'm still in Pennsylvania.
Mitch
These people are. Majority of these people from Florida, Some.
Jeremy Clump
Of them, like, maybe, like, half.
Ben
You probably got it regionally, so you.
Taylor
Can cover the whole country.
Jeremy Clump
One's in Jersey. I won't say his name because he never wants to be exposed. But one I became, like, actual friends with. You should say, I can't because he.
Mitch (Producer)
Did we meet him tonight?
Jeremy Clump
No, he's in Jersey.
Mitch
I can appreciate that.
JP
But if no one else signed an NDA, I would like you to expose. Not expose him.
Mitch (Producer)
Dude, there's just so you know, there. There is zero cuts. And inside the box, what does it.
Ben
What does it rhyme with?
Jeremy Clump
His name's Sortie.
JP
So every Jeff.
Jeremy Clump
Swords be. Swordy's a great dude Sorsby. But we basically all were like, hey, let's create. Tune on and make this, like, secret society that's like, anyone that hates tuna is the worst. So what we did was we attacked me through tunan, and we attacked Sortie and the other people who hated Genius. Genius, Genius. So then what we were doing was we were rallying all the troops against ourselves, but we were just purposefully. It was against us. So we were controlling every narrative we wanted. And it blew up so much, we started recording. I have videos.
Ben
Because what's the best way to bring people together? Give them a common enemy.
Mitch
Hey.
Ben
And when you control the enemy and the army, it was.
Jeremy Clump
It was truly incredible. Hey, yo, that's all 5am and you're just ripping. It turns into, I'm wearing a Miami. I'm wearing a dolphin like mask. Recording videos, being like, TUA is the best quarterback in the NFL. Brian Flores is attacking him. And like we put like a dub, like a voiceover over it.
JP
The Joker would send the public in Batman.
Ben
He'd never seen Batman.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, that's. That's tough. You are guys. Yeah, it's crazy. Hey, favorite movie though. The Town, probably. That's my favorite back.
Ben
Good movie.
Jeremy Clump
But yeah. So we start recording videos and it starts getting viral. You know, Shout out to Big Cat, who we did see tonight. He kind of copied us with this Tune on thing. But he. He joined in. He joined into Tune on and I DM'd Big Cat. And I was like, hey, we'd love to have you, like join this Tune on space. It was after two had the worst game of his career and it was super windy in the game. So Big Cat joins and we had a. It was called like Tune on Space. Like a space on Twitter. And holy fuck, man. We're just like making every excuse possible for TUA on purpose that we know people will be mad at. It was windy, there was rain, the temperature was cold. And Big Cat just fully bought in and he joins his space. He's like, how do you expect a quarterback to throw the ball on 30 mile per hour winds? It's disrespectful. And he built it up.
Ben
Shout out Big Cat.
Jeremy Clump
Shout out Big Cat. It was honestly amazing. And he even said it on part of my take. He was like, we're part of Tune on now. And they started talking about Tune on. And we would DM him, like tune on stuff. And he was in. So when that moment ended, we all got together. Like we all in that Twitter, that little group chat we had. And it was like, let's take this to the next level. We make a cameo. People are paying money.
Ben
What y' all use as the video?
Jeremy Clump
The.
JP
The dolphin mask?
Mitch (Producer)
Was it you the whole time?
Jeremy Clump
I swat.
Mitch (Producer)
Was it you the whole time?
JP
I did some wait, but on cameo though, like, cuz you have the dolphin mask, can you modulate the voice or.
Jeremy Clump
Is it just yours? Yes, yes. Cuz you upload the video, bro. I Have him.
Ben
We.
Jeremy Clump
We were doing cameos. You.
Ben
He was the first peanut guy.
Jeremy Clump
Does anyone have cameo?
JP
It might be the brown peanut.
Ben
Are you the brown peanut streamer?
Jeremy Clump
This is bad podcasting. Does anyone have cameo? I gotta check if. If tune on's still on there.
Ben
How much was it?
Jeremy Clump
$10. It is, bro. Tune on is still on here, bro. Look, I swear we would record.
JP
Let's play the video. We will put this over so they can see it. You'll see. Right now, just describe it.
Mitch
Really.
Mitch (Producer)
If not. If not, just check our.
Taylor
Check our social pages.
Jeremy Clump
You'll be you.
Ben
Please forgive clum, guys.
JP
He's not good in social.
Jeremy Clump
Here we go.
Ben
This is your first iPhone.
Mitch (Producer)
But you put the. Put the mic up.
Ben
Is that when you.
Jeremy Clump
I truly don't know if this one's me or not. I don't remember.
Mitch (Producer)
So you're missing smart, great content right now.
Ben
What? I'm talking to G. He got the pizza, bro.
Jeremy Clump
We had these cameos. How much was it? 5.99. Yo, we got so many.
Ben
I bet that's a great price.
Jeremy Clump
So then this for charity or just. This is where I love it more than anything. So one word. We're just being dickheads.
Ben
Trolling.
Jeremy Clump
And we were like, let's donate every dollar from cameo to. To a foundation. So we at this.
JP
Y' all actually do that.
Jeremy Clump
We donated.
JP
Like, that's awesome.
Jeremy Clump
So at the same time of. Of this whole troll and being. We're donating money to Tua Foundation. To a foundation. To his team hate me because I'm the beat writer that's against him. They have me blocked still till this day. To a foundation has me blocked on Twitter. And I'm donating thousands of dollars to these people. They have no clue it's me. They have no clue to me till I get exposed.
Ben
Who exposed you?
Jeremy Clump
Jalen Phillips, the first round pick in the Miami Dolphins.
Ben
How do you find out?
Jeremy Clump
I have no click.
Mitch
I remember this.
Jeremy Clump
This is. I have no clue. So they were at Brandon Jones's wedding, who used to be a safety for the Miami Dolphins, and Jalen Phillips was with TUA and I. He tweeted something, and I just replied, like, hey, can't wait to see, like, Big Year incoming. And he replied, like, I remember. Can't wait to see more tweets from Tuanon. He replied, I remember. And I'm like, oh. Because, like, I don't know what to do. I'm part of it all.
Ben
Dude, one of your boys snitched into Anon.
Jeremy Clump
Had you think 100 but what was crazy though, when he sent that he was with Tua.
Ben
Who was the. Who was the most loose end? Probably that same guy. You didn't want to mention his name.
JP
Has to be.
Jeremy Clump
Honestly, probably his name's Big E. He's like. He won Miami Dolphins fan of the year. He was in tune on, by the way, just so all you Dolphins fans.
Ben
Know, an inside job.
Jeremy Clump
He won Miami Dolphins fan of the Year by the NFL. Got honored at the NFL.
JP
That's like chili pepper and hey, no, hey.
Jeremy Clump
He was in tune on, which was sick.
JP
Probably.
Jeremy Clump
He probably leaked it to someone. I don't know.
JP
That's the only.
Mitch
I missed a good chunk, but sounds like you're a ringleader.
JP
Me?
Jeremy Clump
No, no, I was just trying to make fun.
Mitch (Producer)
No, man.
Jeremy Clump
I mean.
Ben
I mean, I didn't do anything. I was just trying to donate money.
Jeremy Clump
But yeah, so it was. It was a really fun, fun time. And then one day I. I decided, like, I don't feel like doing this anymore. So I just stopped doing it.
Ben
How do you feel like that impacted LeBron's legacy?
Jeremy Clump
Nothing. He's the best. He's a goat dude. Yeah. Nothing can him. Hey, thank you.
Ben
Hey, put your rollies up.
Jeremy Clump
Nothing can impact LeBron's legacy. He's the goat. But, yeah, it was a lot of fun, dude. You're looking back on it.
Mitch
Brain works so well.
Jeremy Clump
I truly. I want to write like a. Like a book one day about how funny it is to take over minds of, like, fan bases because you just. What you were explaining. You can control their minds and the narrative so easily. And that's what I did. It was awesome.
Mitch
You were speaking.
Ben
Just that army comment. Give them. Give them a common enemy. Control the arm.
Jeremy Clump
This is fun, by the way.
JP
This is everything. This is also a lot of information that is new to me.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, dude, I feel like podcast, man. I talked a little about it.
Mitch
I didn't watch it.
Jeremy Clump
JP's drunk and got the hiccups.
Ben
Hang on, let me get this slice out of here.
Jeremy Clump
I love. I'm not gonna lie. Make sure you get me seeing JP, like, this is.
Mitch (Producer)
Get up in that.
Jeremy Clump
JP seeing JP, like, this is so fun, man.
Mitch (Producer)
JP's.
Ben
This isn't about me, man. It's about you.
Jeremy Clump
No, it's about all of us, man. It's just a. Let me a good time, man.
Mitch (Producer)
What was everybody's favorite part of today? So today is Wednesday. Like we said earlier. We. We hit media row. Radio row.
Mitch
Columbia story is over. Done.
Jeremy Clump
I'm glad I'm done. I'M done.
Mitch
You cool with the QAnon thing? What, like, you're good with the.
Jeremy Clump
I hit. Yeah, we're good. I mean, the favorite. Favorite moment of the day so far today.
Ben
Yeah, let's do it.
Jeremy Clump
I gotta be honest. My favorite part of today. I got two. Can I give two?
Ben
Yeah, of course.
Jeremy Clump
One was we. We show up to that little event there, and Joe Burrows there, and Taylor's like, oh, you're here. Why don't you go ask Joe Brook on the pot? I go, all right. It. Watch. I walk right up to Joe.
Mitch
You need me?
Mitch (Producer)
No, no, no, sorry.
Jeremy Clump
I walk right up.
Mitch
Mitch needs to be.
JP
Mitch is asking for the vape, and I thought I was eating in the mic.
Jeremy Clump
Mitch, you're distracting me, man, right now.
JP
Pretty good throw.
Jeremy Clump
But Taylor tells me to go up to Joe, so I'm like, I don't care. I go right up to Joe. I'm like, hey, man, Jeremy from Boston. Boys, we'd love to have you on.
Ben
Just that new heights.
Jeremy Clump
And he knew. He just looked straight at me. He's like, man, I. I don't do podcasts. I probably ain't ever coming on. I'm just like, bet that's awesome, dude. Nice to meet you.
Ben
He's real.
Jeremy Clump
You're the man. I walk away. Taylor's like, hey, how'd it go? I go, joe said, he ain't ever coming on the pod. And then Taylor's like, hold on, Let me go talk to him. Taylor walks up to him, joe, we gotta have you on. The body's like, man, I ain't never coming on the pod. Basically, he's like, I don't do podcasts. Best part about it. He goes, I'll do podcasts. If I did, I'd probably be great at it. That's what he says, right? To Taylor.
Ben
I believe him, too.
Jeremy Clump
And he's probably right. And then we're like, hey, what about if we do? I'm like, training camp tour. We'll come by. He goes, you come in training camp, I for sure ain't coming on the pod. Taylor goes, otas. And Joe looks at him, goes, I'll do Otas. And we're like, okay, we're coming.
Mitch
Imagine holding that much power.
Jeremy Clump
That. That was. That was fun. And then when we're leaving and have.
JP
That much hair, he's a.
Jeremy Clump
He's a good. He's a handsome fella, man. He's.
JP
He's tall. As.
Ben
We got to break down tonight, just as a whole.
Jeremy Clump
Tonight was fun. Let me. Do you want to Break it down or you want me to tell my wife?
Mitch (Producer)
I feel like if you're doing going through everybody's favorite parts of the night, we'll probably end up breaking down the night.
Jeremy Clump
That's true. And then.
JP
Are you down, jp?
Jeremy Clump
Well, I got to tell this because I didn't.
Ben
I was watching Beast games earlier.
JP
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Mitch
The girl Jeffrey star.
JP
So all right, back. Back to the show. Oh, yeah.
Jeremy Clump
All right. All right. So then I'm leaving. Taylor and I, we leave very early because I'm trying to be there 15 to 30. I said I think I was there 15, which was awesome. As I'm leaving, I'm kind of bummed Jason's not there. Not gonna lie. You guys know that's. That's my guy. They didn't FaceTime me when they interviewed him.
Ben
Killed me.
Jeremy Clump
I asked, I asked, I asked. No one faced.
Ben
Thought you were a Dolphins fan.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, here we go. But as I'm leaving, Travis says bye. It's like, hey, man. See you. And I turn right right after.
JP
Who's Travis?
Jeremy Clump
Travis Kelsey. He came down and said bye. Daph him up. I turned to the Jason Kelsey in the building.
Ben
Wait, where?
Jeremy Clump
Downstairs tonight. Taylor and I were shooting hoops. When we were waiting for our Uber.
JP
They went downstairs and shot it. I told you. Clump was not. He is really on the corporate level.
Ben
He's high level.
Mitch
He didn't go in with Taylor, but he did leave. This is Rob Gronkowski and Julian Edelman.
Jeremy Clump
From Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jules.
Mitch
Rob, I've never asked, are you a dips guy? Like the workout?
Jeremy Clump
You can't tell.
Mitch
No, I mean for your chips.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.
Mitch
You gotta try this new Daisy's French onion dip. Goes great on Sundays. Daisy, like the sour cream brand? Yup.
Jeremy Clump
That's how you know it's gonna be fire.
Mitch
I use their sour cream all the time. Goes perfect with my taco Tuesday dinner.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, Jules the chef. I love it. Yep.
Mitch
And now I've added the daisies French onion dip to my Sunday spread. They make it with all natural herbs and spices.
Taylor
I like the sound of that. Everyone knows you need a good dip for game day.
Jeremy Clump
Personally, I like to dip everything I can.
Mitch
Veggies, crackers, chips.
Taylor
Heck, I might even dip a buffalo wing in there.
Mitch
That reminds me, they also have Daisy's ranch dip.
Jeremy Clump
Now you're speaking my Language. Sundays on the couch just got even better.
Mitch
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Mitch
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Taylor
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Taylor
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JP
You put us in shot hoops with him and Jason. Kelsey.
Jeremy Clump
No, didn't shoot hoops with Kelsey. But as I'm leaving, then I say bye to Travis, like I'm saying, and Jason's right there, man. And I'm like, taylor, I gotta say bye to him.
Mitch
I. I love, I love you, man.
Jeremy Clump
So I walk up to him. Taylor does the nice thing of like, kind of like introduces me to him, like, big Philly fan. And I'm like, I love you, man. I didn't know what to say.
Ben
You were drunk at the time too.
Jeremy Clump
So I was like, I'm like, I love you, bro. I just didn't even know what to say. I'm like, hey man, I love you. I'm like, you're my all time favorite, favorite Philly athlete. I go, hey, when you were on busing, no one FaceTimed me and I was truly bummed because I wanted to just like say hi and meet you.
Ben
Did you ask us to FaceTime you?
Jeremy Clump
I did. He asked me.
Mitch
He definitely asked me to.
Jeremy Clump
I think he definitely.
Ben
Yeah, I think he def.
Jeremy Clump
And I asked.
JP
He didn't ask the only reliable guy in the room.
Mitch
I mean, fair.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, I don't think you guys are both reliable.
JP
That's more of a shot at myself.
Jeremy Clump
It's okay, but so I said that.
Mitch
To him and he's only honest and.
Jeremy Clump
Then I'm like, I don't know, man. Might have just been some drinks flowing. I'm like, man, I don't buy jerseys. I got your jersey. Taylor's like, all right, all right, let's go, let's go.
Ben
That's for our guests. We like to give them a bottle of champagne, like, midway through their stories.
Mitch
Yeah. And it's just for you and Jason.
Ben
It brings a vibe up.
Jeremy Clump
That's love.
JP
Yeah. Most of the guests do open it just to see if they're, like, capable of doing that.
Mitch (Producer)
That.
Ben
Yeah. And I want to promise you that's not done on any podcast, boys.
Mitch
That's love. So we just interrupted your story.
JP
That's kind of part of, like, the bit is we see who is capable of opening one of these.
Mitch
But you got to keep telling this story.
Jeremy Clump
I'll keep telling the story. So Taylor kind of cuts me off his ass.
Mitch (Producer)
You got an open mic to your mouth there, brother.
JP
I can help you open if you want.
Ben
Yeah. You get a lifeline?
Mitch
No, I don't want one.
Jeremy Clump
So then, yeah, we leave.
Ben
Wait, so how did he respond to the FaceTime thing?
Mitch
Him?
Ben
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
He said, that's up. And I was. I agreed. That is up. You guys didn't call me.
Ben
Gotcha.
Mitch
That's crazy. Did you ask Will or Taylor to face on you? Probably not.
Jeremy Clump
I did not.
Ben
But you left the party with them.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, but Jason was cool, though.
Ben
He's the best.
Jeremy Clump
He was also just. I don't know what food he was eating, but he was housing canes maybe, so maybe it was Kane. He was just house and food, bro.
Mitch
No, for sure.
Jeremy Clump
It was everything I wanted. Meeting Jason, Kelsey, and it just made me happy that, you know, that's my. That's my favorite Philly athlete.
Mitch
So you're, like, really. You're really a Philly fan? I'm really a Philly fan, Yeah.
Mitch (Producer)
I mean, ask him. Ask Clump what his dog's names are.
JP
Yeah, yeah.
Mitch (Producer)
And that'll tell you.
Mitch
That's actually true.
Ben
Isn't he named after a Nationals player? Your dog?
JP
I mean, your first one was.
Mitch
No.
Ben
Oh, wait. Who's your dog named after?
Mitch
Which one? He's got three.
Jeremy Clump
I got three.
Ben
Your girl dog, Harper.
Jeremy Clump
And you'd say, oh, she named after a Nationals player?
JP
Hey, what happened?
Jeremy Clump
How old is she?
Ben
I don't know. You never invite us over, so I.
Jeremy Clump
Never got to meet you.
Ben
We should.
Jeremy Clump
You guys want to come over?
Ben
I'd love to come over.
Mitch
Yes. Actually all we've ever wanted.
Jeremy Clump
You guys should, but it's I actually Lynn's. Lynn's had this whole thing. I'll show you. She had an invitation and everything. She wanted to invite everyone over to watch football and have fun. And I'm like, lynn, you didn't send it?
Mitch (Producer)
No.
JP
Don't ever do this without my permission.
Jeremy Clump
This is a true story. And I'm like, it's kind of rude to, like, make people drive 30 minutes to come to our house. Like, I feel like 30 minutes. I was like, no one's gonna come. I don't want 30 minutes.
Ben
People feel like, Mitch moves every two weeks.
Mitch
We have to go.
Mitch (Producer)
So back home, 30 minutes is an easy drive.
Jeremy Clump
We were going to do a football party on a Sunday, but we'll have to do that. If you guys would actually travel, though.
Ben
Dude, we would come to your house for a weekend. We stayed the night.
JP
San Francisco, doing a podcast. Murphysboro.
Jeremy Clump
I'm not in Murphy's borough now, Juliet.
Ben
You wish.
JP
You wish you were Murphy's, bro.
Jeremy Clump
I hate Murphysboro down there.
JP
I do, too. Hey, Jack Jones, if you're listening, you.
Ben
Why y' all hate the Burrow, bro?
Jeremy Clump
The only thing that's good in Murphy's.
JP
I just want to hate stuff.
Jeremy Clump
The only thing that's good in Murphy's, bro. And JP's gonna get so hyped right now. Checks, Wings. The checks. Wings in Murphy's, bro. They got that down there? Yeah, dude. It's so good. All right, hold on.
Mitch
This might be a while. It's kind of like zips, but does that make checks?
JP
Not as cool, in my opinion. A little bit, but not that much.
Mitch
Go ahead, pop bottles. Damn. That's our don.
Ben
That's the dawn of this is the thing, dude. I mean, it's in South Carolina. I've never seen it in my whole life. Yeah, I kind of think it's on their website. They just list a couple cities just for aura, but they actually only have one location in the nations and Murfreesboro. Exactly. So we're gonna have checks on next.
Jeremy Clump
Week for an episode we should get sponsored by.
Ben
Who are you texting right now?
Jeremy Clump
I was reading text. You guys texted me.
Ben
It something, guys.
Mitch
So Clump, we did text something.
Jeremy Clump
How many missed text messages? Everyone have their phone?
Ben
Look, right now you have 285.
Jeremy Clump
I have 323 missed text messages, guys.
Ben
So Clump is also our, like, Adam Schefter, Ian Rapaport Shams. He's that guy when it comes to.
Mitch
His phone, pretty much.
JP
It's also crazy. You only have the messaging and Call app on the bottom row.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
JP
It's like, dude, have a little fun.
Mitch
What other app would you put down there? Clump.
Jeremy Clump
Twitter and Instagram. So do it right now.
JP
Instagram's crazy, but, like, Spotify or SoundCloud or PornHub or, like.
Mitch
That'S illegal, Dude.
Jeremy Clump
Come on, bro. That's crazy.
JP
Are you gonna drink this?
Jeremy Clump
No, I'm drinking this Ollipop classic cola, man. It's. It's great.
Ben
What. Wait, so. Well, wait, what was. Mitch, what was your favorite part?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, yeah, let's go over that. Let's go over that time. Favorite part of what? Today is that plain pizza.
Ben
Oh, my God. Here we go, bro. This guy playing pizza.
Mitch (Producer)
My. My favorite part of tonight was probably when we went outside and we were hanging out with George.
Taylor
Great.
Mitch (Producer)
Literally just chopping it up about the most random. Random.
Mitch
You want this?
Mitch (Producer)
And, like, he. He, like, JP and Jack asked George a question because he responded to your Twitter or your.
Ben
No, he's, like, false, claiming that I posted this one clip 20 times. Really? I only posted twice. And I was.
JP
He still remembered your name?
Ben
He did.
Mitch (Producer)
Well, he. I think you. He just said Hovi, and then he said jp. But. Yeah, but I think one of y' all said, JP doesn't believe that you kind of.
JP
He doesn't believe you have motion.
Mitch (Producer)
I. I know jp. JP has motion.
JP
Okay, don't get me.
Mitch
JP Got motion.
Mitch (Producer)
Jp like, you should have seen jp.
Mitch
It's the volume party.
JP
So who said it then? Because you're.
Jeremy Clump
Someone said.
Mitch (Producer)
I don't know.
JP
Was.
Mitch
May. It may have been JP and on.
Mitch (Producer)
But just shout out George. Common enemy, apparently, we are getting your jersey, and you are the man for that, so thank you for that.
Ben
Powers in the question.
Mitch (Producer)
And thank you for getting us into that party.
Ben
So shout out George.
Jeremy Clump
So real, dude.
Ben
Dude, he's so real. And he was stoked to us, too, as far as we know.
Jeremy Clump
I got a video. I was just, like, taking the vibes.
Mitch
He's gonna watch this to be like.
Ben
We did circle him.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, he's on crutches. I could send it to you, but I took a video just to love the vibes of how cool it was. And I'm, like, panning around, and then you hear his wife go, george, can you come inside? And it's like, yo. He's just hanging out.
Ben
He said, I'm talking to the busing.
Jeremy Clump
Guys, and I have it, and I have the video. And he's just. Just chilling with us.
JP
What's funny is Claire, little George's wife Proceeded to talk to us. What did I say?
Mitch (Producer)
And we were circled.
Ben
Claire Little.
Mitch
She's.
JP
I mean, she's not little. She's tall and she's beautiful.
Ben
Iowa alumni.
JP
Yeah. Go Hawkeyes. You know, I'm more of a Cyclones guy. Iowa State. But she proceeded to talk to us for, like, I don't know, another five minutes. Yeah, they're the best on San Diego.
Ben
Crazy.
Mitch
The two of them are the best. Honestly, they were so nice.
Ben
The KD things, man.
Jeremy Clump
And shout out to Peter.
Ben
She got the kiddle things wrong. P. Raskin.
Mitch (Producer)
Might be.
Ben
He's awesome, man.
Jeremy Clump
Fire dude.
Mitch
Is that a new nickname?
JP
The Raskinator. I think Claire Little.
Mitch
She said that.
Jeremy Clump
I don't know.
Mitch (Producer)
Damn, G. What was your favorite time or favorite night of the remote? Favorite.
Mitch
You cannot cut that.
Mitch (Producer)
This is inside the bus. Nothing gets cut.
Mitch
What did you.
Ben
What was the mixture of words, buddy?
Mitch (Producer)
The might of the moment or not doing it again?
Ben
I love the might of the moment, Actually, we gotta remember that.
JP
That segments.
Ben
That is a segment. Somebody's selling that right at the moment.
Mitch
My favorite part of the night was.
JP
Probably.
Mitch
All of us looking around going, hey, I know this night's not done. Where can we go? And I texted Delaney, and Delaney literally just said, come through.
Taylor
God.
Ben
Tier moment.
Mitch (Producer)
Delaney, I think it was.
Mitch
No question.
Mitch (Producer)
I think you coined it. I think Delaney is now the Godfather.
Mitch
He might be the dog father.
Ben
He's our boss, for sure.
Mitch
But, yeah, that was my favorite moment.
JP
For sure.
Mitch
Yeah, for sure.
Ben
Says they don't show up, man.
Mitch
Maybe. Maybe like, brother, colorblind uncle brother.
Ben
I said, who says they don't show up, man? Delaney showed up.
Jeremy Clump
This is getting off the rail.
Mitch
No, but for real, though, my favorite.
JP
Night.
Mitch
My favorite part, my mind of the night was randomly texting the lady. Be like, what are you doing right now? He was like, I'm over at New Heights. Come through. We're like, hey, we didn't get invited. He's like, doesn't matter.
Jeremy Clump
Just show up here with Delaney. Show up.
Mitch
Delaney gets us in. And that was probably the coolest part of the day.
Mitch (Producer)
And then who did we see in there?
Jeremy Clump
Oh, my God.
Ben
You need 20 minutes.
Mitch
You really haven't.
Ben
You need the bubbly.
Mitch (Producer)
And then, gee, who. Who did we end up seeing in the New Heights party?
Mitch
Who did we see in the New Heights party?
Ben
One of my favorites ever, Roan.
Mitch (Producer)
Well, I'm talking about Taylor just being there.
Mitch
Shut up.
Ben
Not even telling us Taylor.
Mitch
Yeah, go ahead then, Mitch.
Mitch (Producer)
I'm just saying. I mean, I'm not saying Nothing.
Jeremy Clump
That's.
Mitch (Producer)
He was there, and he didn't tell.
Ben
Us he was going.
Mitch
Facts. Delaney did say, taylor here. And I said, oh, for real? He said, yeah, I'm with him. I said, bet we on the way.
Ben
Lady comes to the front. Do y'.
Mitch
All.
Ben
The front or the vip?
JP
All right. If no one's.
Ben
Stay with me.
JP
If no one wants to be brave enough to tell Taylor because he's watching this, I think I have to be the one.
Mitch
What are you gonna say?
Jeremy Clump
What are you about to say?
Mitch
Wait, what are you.
Ben
Hey, you don't need to run this by anyone, man.
JP
You're right.
Mitch
Let me.
JP
Corporate. Why don't you just look away?
Jeremy Clump
Corporate clump.
JP
Oh, wow. Okay.
Mitch
I forgot it popped off on.
JP
I don't even know where to go.
Ben
Great order.
JP
Taylor kind of dogged us tonight. You know it wasn't his fault to begin with, right? We were at the Volume party. We said, we're leaving. Come on, man. You got to give everyone a chance.
Mitch (Producer)
We.
JP
We left him initially, but we left him first. And we went to the.
Ben
We said, bye.
JP
We said bye. We went to the. We went to the Rubinators party.
Ben
We put working. Quinn, yours.
Jeremy Clump
Quinn, yours was dope. Checking him about UT was hilarious.
JP
I did check him by you. Just so people know, he's been established longer than Texas.
Mitch
Bro.
Jeremy Clump
That was so funny.
JP
1892.
Jeremy Clump
Quinn was. Quinn was awesome. Quinn was a cool dude.
Ben
He was the man.
JP
Taylor. Us, man.
Ben
Yeah.
JP
And not in a way where he could have gotten us in, but he.
Jeremy Clump
Didn'T impact our night at all. Yes.
Ben
We got in vip.
JP
Oh, yeah. You'd say that after you got a nice, comfy, warm ride home.
Jeremy Clump
Wow. Let's get back on track.
Ben
All right. So a lot of people have taken a lot of my favorite parts.
Mitch
Where are we?
Ben
George Delaney all. That was great. I have a. Like, a. This would almost be a shout out. No free shout out type of shout out.
Jeremy Clump
No free shout out.
Mitch
We don't do that on this show.
Ben
One of my favorite moments of the night, our guy Ben, that we were talking to Ben from San Diego when I first met him. We're talking because I'm. I knew his. His girlfriend Marissa. So we're. Us three are all talking, and I was. I forget what subjects we were on, but I looked down, and I'm speaking mid sentence. I see that we might have the same shoes on. And I was like, yo, are those Reeboks? He looks down, hits this one. They are. So I think we have the same exact shoe on. He was like, dude, we were destined to be homies. And that was just such a great moment. And we spent the next 30 minutes talking to each other, exchange numbers.
JP
I talked five minutes. And that volume party, Ben, was such a good conversation.
Mitch
That place was a vibe, dude.
Ben
It was cool.
Mitch (Producer)
It was.
Mitch
I really enjoyed that party.
Jeremy Clump
I had fun.
Mitch
I feel like our friends were there. Meaning like people we work with. Leo extended people, where it was kind of like, we know you enough to talk to them. And then even JP was chopping it.
Mitch (Producer)
Up with Shout out to Pointer Brothers, bro.
Jeremy Clump
For real.
Ben
Shout out. The Pointer Brothers, man. It could not have been cooler. So down to earth.
JP
Very approachable.
Ben
Big Pats fans, too, which kind of makes me feel bad because I just, you know, within two minutes. I'm talking about Nicki Minwari.
Mitch
What?
Mitch (Producer)
Solid stashes, too.
JP
I took. I took to their face. I took a bronze. I said first. I took a silver medal.
Mitch (Producer)
The one had the. The wax.
JP
Yeah, that's the younger brother. And he pulled out the wax. Said, you need to get this twist curls on his mustache. And he just pulls out a little can of wax. He's like, you just gotta stay.
Mitch
Hold on. He travels with the wax.
Mitch (Producer)
Yes.
JP
Brother who's a little like. He's kind of just doing his thing.
Mitch (Producer)
Yeah.
JP
Older brother.
Mitch
But not. Not one of the two that do content.
JP
No. Yeah, both. So there's one.
Mitch
You said it in a way of like. Yeah, just their little brother.
JP
It is. There's two. The youngest brother who has the. The twisting mustache.
Jeremy Clump
Twins. No, they're three years apart.
Mitch
No, no. I thought you were meaning like a third brother, where I was like, I think.
JP
I think the third brother was at home, which is sad and which is what we are going to dive into after this commercial.
Ben
He's. He's getting into golf content, though. So check out Pointer Brothers long form content. That's a podcast.
Jeremy Clump
Did you know the Pointer Brothers have three brothers, not two? Oh, what am I talking about? Dive into it.
Ben
Best part of the weekend was what? Getting to watch the dirt Sanders in the Pro bowl, bro. He was diming people up.
Mitch
Enticing.
Ben
It was so crazy to watch. I can't believe I got to witness it in person.
Mitch (Producer)
And then Jalen Hurts is out there hitting checkdowns on Jalen Hurst.
Ben
Threw an interception and did a tush push.
Mitch
Don't listen, guys. That's clumps.
Jeremy Clump
Quarterback.
Mitch
They don't know ball. They're pro bowlers.
Mitch (Producer)
Jack, what was your favorite time of the night?
Jeremy Clump
I'm worried where this guy. This guy this guy. This guy.
JP
Probably when we went to Klump's door, because our whole day is revolved around this narrative that we're gonna do this podcast and Clump was like, we're gonna do it loaded. So what did we today? Tonight was our first night that we had, like, a party. We went out, we have fun. We just kind of let the world take us forever. And we got the text from Clump. Hey, if you guys are gonna do this before 2am, I'll be ready. We hit a three knock on his door, and he was there. A bunch of really good moments.
Mitch (Producer)
I don't know if it was a knock. I think it was just two humps.
JP
I was gonna bring that up.
Jeremy Clump
I've been waiting. I saw those texting them. You up? You boys hit me with the U up text.
Mitch
I'm like, hell, yeah.
Jeremy Clump
Of course we've been waiting.
Ben
Why'd you make us pay you to come on, though?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, let's see. Let's address that.
JP
Is it going to the TUA Foundation?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, we're gonna. No, no, we ain't gonna donate the 2 foundation.
Mitch
Where's it going, you guys?
JP
88 before, and he won't donate 20,088.
Jeremy Clump
That's crazy.
JP
I mean, how many people are getting.
Jeremy Clump
I actually decided the money that they're gonna pay me, I'm no longer accepting. So you can cancel the Wire. I don't want it.
Mitch (Producer)
All right. I'll take my $10 in Venmo back.
JP
What's your favorite movie, though, before we go?
Jeremy Clump
The town's.
JP
I know. Outside of the town.
Mitch
Favorite movie?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, it's just like one of those ones that I just, like, always enjoy watching.
Ben
He's similar to Jared when it comes to movies, for sure.
Jeremy Clump
I'm not a big movie guy. For sure.
Ben
You don't like superhero movies, right?
Jeremy Clump
I. It's.
Mitch
Other than sports media. What is your get your rocks off cooking?
Jeremy Clump
Okay. What? Yo, Jack. Chef Kuzo. Shout out Chef Kuso. I love, like, food content creators. I think they're awesome. And chef's a beast.
JP
It's like consuming chef content. Not like cooking.
Jeremy Clump
Well, no, I like cooking my. Like, I love using the smoker. Dude. I'm.
Mitch
I'm a big.
Ben
When you're gonna have us over there.
Jeremy Clump
That's what I'm saying.
Mitch
Listen, we can come out, hang out with jj, you know, when, you know, multiple opportunities.
Jeremy Clump
Lynn's been cooking up a new invite for Brady's birthday.
Ben
When is this?
Mitch
What is it?
Jeremy Clump
In April. We have the same birthday. April 11th. That's so sick. It is so sick. I can tell. That's a fun story, but we're gonna have a birthday party for Brady, and I'm cooking for it, and everyone's gonna be invited from the bus.
Ben
Were you mad or excited when he was born on your birthday?
Jeremy Clump
No, I made sure he was born on my birthday.
Mitch
Damn. Control.
Jeremy Clump
Lynn's went into later. Lynn's went into labor at like 10 at night. This is a true story.
Mitch
She'll.
Ben
She'll confirm this within two hours. They delivered that baby.
Jeremy Clump
So she went into labor the night before on the 10th.
Ben
Okay.
Jeremy Clump
I was like, wait a second. If we get to the hospital and she delivers this baby for my birthday, I'm be pissed. So we're getting ready to go. We call the doctor. She's, by the way, the best. She's making my birthday cake.
Ben
We in stamp this too.
Jeremy Clump
In labor. She's in labor. And I'm like, what are you doing? She's like, I'm finishing your birthday cake before we go to the hospital.
Mitch
She is, yo, you're best human being.
JP
Incredible.
Mitch
She's the wife and mother.
JP
Well, I was going to say like a chef or a baker.
Jeremy Clump
That's crazy.
Mitch
She's amazing.
Jeremy Clump
She's amazing. So. But I get her to stop. I'm like, yo, you're about to have a baby. But then it clicks in my head. If we don't get to the hospital. Don't do that. What do you do?
Ben
Accident, bro. He thought it was his drink. His was empty.
Jeremy Clump
He tried to fill it, but I'm like, wait, so we can't get there too soon because then she'll have the baby on the 10th, and I wanted her to have the baby on my birthday. So she's in the car waiting. I'm like, oh, hold on. I forgot something.
Ben
She drove.
Jeremy Clump
No, she said.
Ben
The way you said what you told her.
Jeremy Clump
You said.
Ben
You said so she's in the car. Weight.
Taylor
Hold up.
Mitch
I forgot something inside.
Jeremy Clump
I'm like, hold on. I forgot something. I go in. I'm thinking in my head, I could delay the out of this. I'm trying to go slow. And I go back out. I'm like, oh, wait, you need something. This is real. She will. She will 100 confirm this. I'm like, oh, wait, you forgot. I'll go back. And she said, we don't need it. No, no, you need it.
Mitch (Producer)
You need it.
Jeremy Clump
I go back in.
JP
I'm trolling his pregnant wife.
Jeremy Clump
I'm going slow. He's born. So I think so. Then I'm like, all right, we'll go to the hospital. The hospital's like 15 minutes from our house.
Ben
Megatrol.
Jeremy Clump
I'm in the slow lane, bro, cruising slow.
Ben
Dude, you're diabolical.
Jeremy Clump
I'm like, I'm hoping to God by.
JP
The time, like, screaming.
Jeremy Clump
Not screaming, but she's like, oh, like. Like, she's like, I'm having. I'm having a baby. Like, she's like, oh, I'm having a baby. Like, I can feel it. I'm like, yeah. Hey, we're gonna. We're gonna get. I was like, bro, hey, we need some gas. Like, no, I'll get it. But we're driving there, and I made sure we got there. It was like 11:15. And we're like, we gotta go. And I'm like, hold on, I'll get all the bags. She's like, no, we'll get the bags out. I'm like, no, no. Like, let's take it slow. I get in there, they get her in the room. They're like, hey, you got to deliver this baby, like, soon. We're gonna get you in. It was like 11:45. And they're like, we're gonna deliver by like 12 something. And I'm like, yeah, let's go. So they.
Ben
I mean, that's to be one of the fastest birds ever.
Jeremy Clump
They get her. Well, they get C section because he was. He was breached. So they get her in, they prep her. I think by like, it was like 1am Then after the time she had surgery, but. So she had Brady on my birthday.
JP
And it was breach. And you were doing all that?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to. Trying to make sure Brady's born.
JP
My brother in law and my niece Izzy, they are born on the same day. And he was pissed.
Ben
Really?
Jeremy Clump
I low key kind of like it. I think it's awesome. I'm not a big like birthday fan, so it's like fun.
Mitch
Wait, he was bad?
JP
I mean, not like, you know, he was just like, what the. Yeah.
Ben
Of all the days you got. 365 days.
JP
You and Jesus.
Ben
Wait till I see him.
Mitch
Yeah. Amen.
Jeremy Clump
I think it's fun, dude. It's really cool.
Ben
Wait till I see.
Jeremy Clump
It's really cool, but.
Ben
Yeah.
JP
Are you gonna need more kids?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, we're having one more. Yeah, we're having one more baby for.
JP
Our inside the bus crew.
Mitch
As in, you need one more for the start.
Jeremy Clump
I won't.
JP
I can't.
Jeremy Clump
Linds won't want me to say the name publicly. I'll tell you guys off the camera.
Ben
Who does it rhyme with?
Mitch
Is it Will?
Jeremy Clump
No, no, no, no.
JP
Dillard.
Mitch
I'll tell you.
Jeremy Clump
I'll tell you off the camera.
Mitch
She wants. That's fair. We have a boy, girl.
Jeremy Clump
A boy name and a girl name picked out, and we're not finding out right now. We're just. We're ripping it.
JP
But before y' all decided, I'm so.
Mitch
Excited that y' all are about to have a baby. A Tennessee native.
Jeremy Clump
Tennessee native.
JP
I didn't think about that. Did you have a name that was unrealistic that you, like, wanted, though, for Brady?
Jeremy Clump
Yes.
JP
What was it?
Mitch
Bro? You're gonna love Mike Fragrance.
Jeremy Clump
I fought so hard. I mean, till the. Till he. He was born. The doctor's holding him. He's crying, and I'm like, please, can we name him Bruce? I wanted to name Brady Bruce.
Mitch
Bruce.
Jeremy Clump
Bruce would have been so sick. So she wanted Brady. I wanted Bruce. We're in the hospital. They're prepping her for surgery.
JP
Not enough Bruce.
Jeremy Clump
There's not enough. They're prepping her for surgery. I'm like, every nurse, every doctor that comes in, I'm like, hey, what do you like better, Bruce or Brady? They're all saying, Brady, Brady, Brady.
Ben
I'm like, after Tom Brady? These people.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, it's after Tom Brady.
Mitch
I'm like, is it really after Tom?
Ben
Would have been that year that he won.
Jeremy Clump
His middle name is Thomas, which is funny. So it's not gonna say it's not after Tom Brady, but that is funny. But the doctor's like. The final doctor comes in. I go, hey, final dog Bruce or Brady? And he goes, let's wait and see what he looks like. And I think you should name him off of if he's Big Bruce, if he's little Brady.
Mitch
Interesting.
Jeremy Clump
Brady comes out, the doctor holds him. He's a puny little guy. He's like, I think he's a Brady. I'm like, damn it. I wanted Bruce so bad. Imagine looking at your baby and just.
Ben
Be like, hey, Bruce.
Jeremy Clump
That's funny as.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
I think Lindsay thinks it's not funny to, like, joke around about naming your baby. I'm like, all right, we'll name it Real names.
Mitch
Just a Human demons. Yeah. Life Rented. Anyways, you ever heard of the boy named Sue?
Jeremy Clump
And then, so this next one for a boy, I wanted to name him Dom.
Mitch (Producer)
Big Dom after Big Dom.
Jeremy Clump
And because I wanted to call him Big Dom, she's like, hold on. You can't, like, just name someone like A Philly sports person.
Ben
You got to get her out of the Matrix, bro. She's not seeing the biggest.
JP
Trying to name him after Dom from Entourage.
Mitch
Yeah, we need to clarify.
Ben
Club's never seen Entourage.
Jeremy Clump
Anyway, he's a candy. He stole that candy bar. He did one of the best lines in any TV show ever. He stole that candy bar. Like, the way he delivers it. Yo, Kevin Dillon. Great, great, great actor.
Mitch
I mean, drama's the best. But is it after Dom from the.
Jeremy Clump
The Eagles or Big Dom? Big Dom for the Eagles. You know, it's crazy. I met Jason Kelsey in the car ride home. Like, man, that was so cool to tell. He's like. Like, if you would have came earlier, you would have. Could have met Big Dom. I'm like, God, I wasn't.
Ben
Hey, how long was Taylor at that party?
Jeremy Clump
I'm like, I want to meet. Lane Johnson was there. Where did Will go meet Lane Johnson?
Mitch (Producer)
You got to meet Cam Juergens this week, though.
Jeremy Clump
Cam Juergens was sick.
Mitch
He's awesome.
Jeremy Clump
He was a really cool dude. He just chopped it up. We got to get him on the bus. For real, though, like, he was. He was actually cool. And he's a Nebraska guy, which is kind of crazy that, like, we haven't went out and got him.
Mitch
But, I mean, good dude. He's coming into his own.
Jeremy Clump
He took the background.
Mitch
First team all pro, took over for a legend.
Ben
Oh, he was first email pro last year.
Jeremy Clump
He's a stud. Or not. Creed Humphrey, who got first email pro center this year?
Mitch (Producer)
I think it was probably Creed.
Jeremy Clump
Creed got AFC but. Or. No, it's. It's. You're right. So he got Creed's first email pro this year.
Mitch
The Eagles have Trevor, too.
Ben
No, he. He's on the Cowboys.
JP
What?
Mitch
Since when?
Ben
Like, mid season.
Mitch
Stop.
Mitch (Producer)
Is that. Zach's still on the Browns?
Ben
Browns.
Mitch (Producer)
I think he got some. He got some playing time.
Mitch
Yeah. Shout out them boys.
Mitch (Producer)
He's black.
Mitch
Go ahead, clump. Look at them bubbles. Diamond, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond, Diamond.
Mitch (Producer)
Glenn, we've been going for 50 already.
Ben
Really?
Mitch
We hadn't even started.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, I'll go as long as y' all want, man.
Mitch (Producer)
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Jeremy Clump
Almost 2am oh, Mitch is getting sleepy.
Mitch
Boy.
Mitch (Producer)
I'm seeing everybody on it and all.
Mitch
The cameras out of of everyone.
Ben
We haven't got the Beast Games.
Mitch (Producer)
We do need to get into that.
Mitch
Okay.
Jeremy Clump
She'S got something.
Mitch
No, I'm saying somebody intro the Beast Games.
Ben
Well, we'll actually save that till the end.
Mitch
We're only.
Ben
We just started. True. My fault. So Clump.
Jeremy Clump
Hey, hold up.
Mitch (Producer)
Sorry.
Ben
Somebody else go.
Jeremy Clump
I was gonna say you had some coming.
Mitch
I know.
Ben
I didn't. Oh, I was trying to think on the fly.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. What else we got, boys?
Ben
What do we want to know about Clump?
JP
I don't know. I just.
Jeremy Clump
I want to know.
JP
I don't trust him anymore.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
JP
After that old Bruce thing.
Ben
Yeah. We kind of real feel really bad for Lindsay.
Jeremy Clump
Don't do this. Don't do this. Don't do this. What else you got, G?
Mitch
I was just gonna ask like, you know, obviously you worked as a contractor before joining us full time, but when it. When it was time to come full time and will give you the call or the text. The eyes, that. That feeling of. Oh, let's run it back.
Ben
One of the boys.
Jeremy Clump
One of the boys. Yeah. So I'm just sitting there.
Mitch
It's just water, dude.
Ben
Dude, give the guy some grace. He's making him just an accident.
Mitch
Oh, I forgot I got peppers on this. Those aren't jalapenos. Kind of.
Jeremy Clump
What was the question?
Ben
That one was for Bruce. That was for Bruce.
Jeremy Clump
I was grinding one night. I was just working. I remember it was like. It was late. It's probably like 9:30, 10 o'.
Ben
Clock. Oh, that's early. That's late. It's 2:00am Right now.
Mitch
You up late, bro?
Jeremy Clump
I was where I was working, just hanging out and I get a text. Text Will Compton. I'm like, what the is Will Compton text me for blocked him. I look, no, he. It just says any interest in coming back to Busin? That's the initial text.
Mitch (Producer)
Do you have a. A date on when this was? I'm trying to put a timeline in my head.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, no. I could look.
Ben
Maybe Mitch playing a bigger game over there.
Mitch (Producer)
That's not checkers right now.
Mitch
Was it Jan6?
Mitch (Producer)
Was it sometime in late September?
Mitch
Wake me up.
Mitch (Producer)
We're gonna see them later this Week. I am so excited to see how them play Holiday Green.
Ben
It's gonna be awesome. We're gonna see in a couple days.
Mitch
Are you trying to put together the storyline of, like, what I think you're trying to put together?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, damn.
Ben
We're all about the storyline.
Jeremy Clump
I can't read the date, but why? I got it. What are you asking for?
Mitch
Hold on, hold on. You can't say the date.
Jeremy Clump
Well, I don't know.
Mitch (Producer)
It doesn't mean anything.
Mitch
Is it the tampering?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, you're good.
Ben
Or you're good right now? For all the context we've given, I would say you're good.
Jeremy Clump
What do you mean? I'm confused on what. What is. I'm just asking. Am I getting caught in a trap here?
Mitch (Producer)
Oh, literally no trap. I'm literally just curious for my own self as. As to when he reached out to you just for the. The period of events.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
Mitch
We're trying to build a story here, dude.
Ben
The tier ones love to know the bus and timelines. And right now there's a gap.
JP
It was a really awkward one.
Ben
Yeah. Maybe we don't post this episode.
Jeremy Clump
Don't post this episode.
Mitch
It was.
Jeremy Clump
It was. It's pretty early in the process of everything.
Ben
If you don't want to say, you don't have to.
Jeremy Clump
It was in January, So.
Mitch
January of 25.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
Ben
So did you initially say no?
Mitch (Producer)
That's not at all what I was thinking.
Ben
Did you initially say no?
Jeremy Clump
No, I. I just said I hit him back. The eye emoji. And then he called me and we talked for like an. An hour. Basically. He was just kind of.
Ben
Have you had a conversation that long with Will since then?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
Ben
Oh, yeah.
Mitch
What do you mean, yeah?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, for sure.
Ben
Clump is the guy that, like, any type of meeting that has to take place with Will and Taylor, he's the one that facilitates it.
Mitch (Producer)
Yeah, almost.
Ben
For the people that are listening, he's almost willing.
Mitch (Producer)
Taylor's handler.
Jeremy Clump
That's what Will called me, his handler today on. On Radio Row.
Mitch
We need some more respect.
Ben
You're not a hand.
Mitch
We need some more respect.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. Handler is like.
Mitch (Producer)
It's.
Jeremy Clump
It's a.
Mitch (Producer)
Like, it sounds bad, but that's, you know, the handler.
Jeremy Clump
The vibe I'm getting from, like, the recruiting guys and all that. I'm like, don't call me that.
Ben
You're the direct.
Mitch
Like, yeah, that's not you.
Ben
I know we say like in emails, whenever I loop you in, I feel like I say director of digital, but are we set on that title or is that.
Jeremy Clump
I'm down with it.
Mitch
No, I think we move it to see you.
Jeremy Clump
It's the D. I like Sue's from Fanduel. Shout out to Seuss. She calls me chief of staff. That's a fun one.
Mitch (Producer)
I like that one.
Ben
I can start using.
Jeremy Clump
I feel like that's a good one.
Taylor
Maybe, just maybe general manager.
Mitch
You're literally.
Jeremy Clump
General manager type.
Mitch (Producer)
Hey, just Howie Roseman. You already have a dog.
Mitch
I don't know. Hey, would you rather be Howie Roseman or the. Or Dom?
Ben
Who is your favorite animal?
Jeremy Clump
My favorite animal.
Ben
Your favorite pet. Harper.
Jeremy Clump
I love Cooper. No, Harper's cute. She's great.
Ben
Is Cooper DeJean.
Jeremy Clump
No, he was. Cooper's like 14 years old, boy. He. I had.
Mitch
It was. Yeah, it was Riley Cooper.
Jeremy Clump
That.
Ben
That was nice.
Jeremy Clump
It might be a joke that we've.
Mitch (Producer)
Had before that maybe Klump's favorite player of all time.
Mitch
Hey, hey.
Jeremy Clump
Come on.
Mitch
Now recording.
Jeremy Clump
Where was I going? What am I even talking about? Will calls me. We talked for a while. And I remember getting off the phone. I was just like pacing. I was in my garage. It was cold. I'm just pacing in the garage like, this is a crazy conversation in my head. I was like, this is. I never.
Mitch
Why was this so crazy? Grown as me, by the way.
Jeremy Clump
I just never thought Will would like. I never thought Will would call me back because like, when. When I. When I left bus and it sucked because I obviously loved working and it was like. Like, you guys, it was. The boys are awesome. And I remember saying to Will, I'm like, hey, this ain't the last. I think I texted the group message too. Till the next time or something. Yeah. It's like, man, I hope that one day I can somehow come back because, like, we.
JP
To change the passwords because of you.
Ben
Really?
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
JP
I mean, I didn't want to because I know you wouldn't tune on.
Mitch
We changed the passwords to clump.
Ben
Just your. Your history and everything.
Jeremy Clump
That's crazy. I never do this.
JP
And we do that for everybody.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, okay. Okay. I thought, yeah. Just because of me.
Mitch
I'm like, you ain't special.
JP
But we do for the guy that replaced. You know.
Jeremy Clump
Got you, got you. Got you.
Mitch (Producer)
As Coop calls Voldemort.
Jeremy Clump
We. We. So we talked for a while and he's like, it was. It was way more like a first conversation. It was way more advanced than I ever thought it would be. And I'm like, holy. This is kind of crazy.
Mitch
It's a real ass conversation.
Jeremy Clump
It was a real conversation. Like, I got off the phone. I'm like, man, I want to do this. I don't think Lindsay is gonna go for this at all. This is the goat, though, bro. I'm like, I'm. I'm nervous. I'm like, dude, I don't know how to do this. And what's crazy is, at the time of that, the day before, I can't. I. This is, like, kind of weird. I got a huge job offer before, the day before from. I can't. I can't. Actually, I'll tell you off.
Ben
What's it rhyme with?
Jeremy Clump
No, no, I. I truly can't. But I. I, I got a huge job offer, a college football coach to go be the. The head of media. I can't. It rhymes with no, No, I promise. I can't state. I can't do this. I can't say what it is. But I think I got. I think I got a huge job to run media for a college football team.
Mitch
Team.
Jeremy Clump
And I was like, hey, Lynn's, you want to move there? And she's like, hell, no, I ain't moving there. Like, no way she wanted to do that. And I'm like, all right, this is kind of sucks.
Mitch
I think I know what it is.
Jeremy Clump
Do you know what it is?
Mitch
I think you're.
Jeremy Clump
If you guess it right, I'll say. I'll say it.
Mitch
Colorado.
Jeremy Clump
I'll both give you. I'll give you all one guess. If you're wrong, I'm not giving there.
Ben
Colorado.
JP
No, I said North Dakota State.
Jeremy Clump
No.
Ben
Lehigh.
JP
Like shitty, shitty weather.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah.
Mitch (Producer)
Is it.
Mitch
No, no, no, no.
Mitch (Producer)
Sec.
Jeremy Clump
No.
Ben
Lehigh.
Mitch
No, he said, same shitty weather.
Ben
Binghamton.
Mitch
And you said sec.
Jeremy Clump
Up that way.
Mitch (Producer)
I didn't hear that part.
Ben
Syracuse.
Jeremy Clump
It was. It was a school. Up. Up that way.
Mitch
Northeast.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, northeast.
Mitch (Producer)
Maine.
Jeremy Clump
North. Northeast.
Ben
You're Buffalo.
Jeremy Clump
Very close.
Mitch
Hey.
Jeremy Clump
Hey.
Mitch
Albany.
Jeremy Clump
No, no, but okay. Anyways, I'll tell you. I promise I'll tell you.
Mitch
You don't get to say. I'll tell you way up there and say, no, I'll tell you off.
Jeremy Clump
But. And so she was like, not about it. And then.
Mitch
I know what it is. I know what it is. Basically.
Jeremy Clump
Basically offers me another job, and I'm like, linds, I'm not around right now. Will just called me and basically asked if we want to move the whole family to Nashville. And she's like, yeah, let's do it. I'm like, oh, okay. Great. That was. That's how quick it was. That literally that. That. It was that quick. She's like, let's do it.
Mitch (Producer)
How scared.
Ben
You're like, we're dead.
Mitch (Producer)
I like a real conversation. Like, that's, like, for me, I would be myself asking my wife.
Jeremy Clump
I was nervous as, like, how quickly.
Mitch (Producer)
After the phone call did you then ask Liz?
Jeremy Clump
It probably. I. I probably paced in the. The garage for, like, maybe, like, 15, 20 minutes of, like. I don't know how to approach this, because I knew she just said, ain't no way we're moving to this college.
Ben
Your step count was high that day.
Mitch (Producer)
Yeah.
JP
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
I was nervous, but then I was like, I might as well just ask. She's gonna say no anyway, so I'll just call Will back and be like, yeah, I can't do it. And she said, yeah. And I called Will back that night and was like, hey, I'm in. He's like, so he's like, no, you're. You're. I'm like, dude, let's figure it out. I'm in. And then in Will fashion, don't hear from him for, like, two weeks. And I'm texting him no replies, bro. I'm like, all right, never mind, Lindsay. We ain't moving to Nashville.
Ben
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
And then out of nowhere, it's like a. A Thursday, midday. I'm, like, not even thinking about it.
Mitch
Much anymore because what month now?
Jeremy Clump
Probably before or after the Super Bowl. Probably around the Super Bowl. I. I don't know exact dates, but it was, like, it was close to when.
Mitch (Producer)
This is the New Orleans Super Bowl.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Mitch
Wow. It would make sense almost just out of here. It's. It would make sense that it's around.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, it was around. It was around that time, because just from my experience.
Mitch
Yeah.
Mitch (Producer)
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
So. So I guess, yes. January was, like, two, three weeks. And then he just calls me random midday. I'm like, what is going on? And he's like, hey, man, let's, like. Let's get it all done. And I'm like, oh, sweet. Like, when you want me to, like, start? He's like, you good for, like, March 1st? I'm like.
Mitch
Two weeks?
Jeremy Clump
I'm like, I mean, I can. Yeah. I mean, we can try.
Ben
You're aware my kids are in school, right?
Jeremy Clump
We can try to figure that out. No, basically, I'm like, yeah, we'll.
Mitch
We'll.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, sure. And, like, in my head, I'm like, I'll make it work. I get off the phone, I guess.
Mitch
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
My wife's a teacher, by the way. That's the worst part at this point.
Mitch
Hold on.
Jeremy Clump
Lindsay's Teaching.
Mitch
I did not know.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, Lindsay's an elementary school teacher in Pennsylvania. So what? No, she was at executive education. She was at a charter school. So Will gets off the phone with me and I, I, that's where it started. I call, I call Lindsay.
Mitch (Producer)
I'm sorry.
Jeremy Clump
I called her like three times while she's teaching. It was midday. She's not answering. If she's like, is everything okay? I'm like, no, call me back. She calls me mid school. I'm like, lunch. I'm like, yo, we got it. We got an issue. She's like, what's the issue? I go, will wants me to start in March. I don't know how. She's like, I gotta give 30 days notice. We can't. So that's why I started from Pennsylvania.
Mitch
Like April in. In office.
Jeremy Clump
What? April. April 1st was my first day. So we, we found a house. We found a house and everything within like less than 30 days.
Mitch
We should have known. Clumps first date was April Fools, bro.
Mitch (Producer)
I feel like that is, that is everybody's job or like everybody who recently got hired, like, or however, whatever that is everybody's story. Like, hey, can you start a week from now? Can you start two weeks from now? And it's like, I gotta uproot my entire life right now. Like, I had to move in a week. Yeah, but jp, you, you were working in Florida at the time. Like, club had to move into, like, relocate his entire family.
Jeremy Clump
I really relocated my entire family in like a month. In a week or something like that. We got it done.
Ben
But mid school year.
Jeremy Clump
Mid school year.
Ben
It's crazy.
Jeremy Clump
Crazy.
JP
Those poor kids, bro.
Jeremy Clump
I Lynn's will hate that I tell this story, but I, I still till this day always tell her she ruined all those kids lives. I say all the time. I go, they're scarred for life.
JP
I'd be like, are you serious? Like, think about like, how much they love you.
Jeremy Clump
I say, I'm like, they'll never. I say, the love. They'll never be able to have love again. You have ruined their trust and love and all. I do it all the time.
Mitch
Y' all be doing some crazy parenting. Yeah, in the best way, yo.
Mitch (Producer)
Oh, dude.
Jeremy Clump
Alcatraz, dude. The Alcatraz tech. She's like, JJ was scared that I was in jail. And she goes, yeah, if you don't listen to mommy, you'll be there, huh?
Mitch
100.
Mitch (Producer)
Lindsay's the goat.
Jeremy Clump
Lindsay's a ghost. She is so funny, dude.
JP
Shout out like Drake May's wife. Lindsay's okay. Honestly don't like. I.
Mitch
You never have.
JP
Congratulations. I. She looks like she makes fire.
Jeremy Clump
She'll make fan cookies, man.
Mitch
She don't.
Ben
We keep referring to fan cookies. Lindsay makes a lot of desserts, and Clump brings them to the office, and everybody smacks them. Mitch being.
Mitch (Producer)
I'm. I'm the biggest culprit of it all. And I asked Clump. I'm like, hey, is there something special in here? He's like, yeah, there's fentanyl.
Mitch
Yeah.
Mitch (Producer)
There's not actually Fentanyl.
Jeremy Clump
There's. There's not.
Mitch
But there.
Jeremy Clump
There's a special ingredient in them things, man.
JP
There's fentanyl in it.
Mitch
Love.
Jeremy Clump
Love. It's a little nothing but love.
Ben
Hello.
Mitch
V. E, man. Seriously, bro. Your family is awesome.
Jeremy Clump
It's fun, dude.
Mitch
They're the best. And I love when you bring the boys to the shop, dude. I love when Audrey's here.
Jeremy Clump
Jay. Jay rips, dude.
Mitch
He.
Jeremy Clump
What's cool about J? Like, obviously, we. We won't get into it, but, like, knowing that he had all that going down and, like, now he's just, like, back to ripping around again.
Mitch (Producer)
I'm just the best.
Jeremy Clump
You guys had a very. Were you guys in the car? I don't think. I think it was just Will Taylor and I. You guys might have been in. They were, like, worried about, like, Jay recovering and stuff from everything that was going on, like, his school, how he could do. And they just tested him, like, two days ago, and he got a hundred on everything, which is so cool because they were, like. They were a little worried about him.
Ben
Football season loading, bro.
Jeremy Clump
Football season's gonna be coaching lit, bro.
Mitch (Producer)
Oh, coach.
Jeremy Clump
Celebrate, bro. I'm coaching, and it's gonna be. We're gonna win.
Ben
Celebrate.
Jeremy Clump
They're like, it ain't about winning. I'm like, you're in the wrong.
Mitch
You're an idiot.
Ben
You're going against Clay's team this year.
Mitch (Producer)
That would be electric.
Ben
Yo, he's probably there.
Mitch
La.
Jeremy Clump
You're gonna die right now. You're gonna die.
Mitch (Producer)
Call them.
Jeremy Clump
We're in. We're in la. Flying. I can't believe I forgot to tell you guys this. You're gonna be mad at me.
Mitch
Good.
Jeremy Clump
I sit down at my seat, and this guy's like, mike's your mouth. Super nice to me. Super nice to me. He's like, hey, man. Busting with the boys. Like, huge fan. I'm like, oh, that's awesome. He's like, hey, you know, I used to drive the bus actually, back in the day, like, For Budweiser. He goes, I used to drive the exact bus. Didn't believe.
Mitch
I don't believe that.
Jeremy Clump
He started showing me pictures. He started showing me pictures. He's like, and, dude, I have an even funnier connection to the pod. And I'm like, oh, for Grok. What's your connection?
Mitch
Did you tell him I drive?
Jeremy Clump
And he goes, he must not know the rules. He goes, you know. You know, like the Clay Matthew story about him losing the little league football game. And I'm like, yeah. What do you mean? He goes, I'm the coach that beat him. The head coach, right? Oh, no way. He goes, yeah, here's the game winning touchdown play. Here it is. That's him right there jumping up and down.
Mitch (Producer)
Collage is on the other side.
Ben
Well, you got an undisciplined team.
Jeremy Clump
They got an undisciplined team. And he. He showed me that video. I'm like, hey, can you send me that so I can. The video forgot till right now, but, hey, that guy's sick.
Mitch
He.
Jeremy Clump
He ripped.
JP
That guy drove.
Mitch
That video was garbage.
JP
What up? Did he drive the bus?
Ben
He did not drive the bus.
JP
We had John. Dude, how did.
Jeremy Clump
Back in the day.
Ben
And where did he drive it to?
Mitch
Okay, so he didn't drive our bus.
Jeremy Clump
He's an abi.
JP
I know, but is he a pedophile?
Ben
No, but they said that that was a NASCAR bus.
Jeremy Clump
He said he drove it to Daytona or something. All the time.
Ben
That's what he told me.
Mitch
Yeah, Dale Jr. Look him up.
Jeremy Clump
Talladega. He's legit. It's kind of like that.
Ben
We should have on Inside the Bus.
Mitch
Is he on the files?
Jeremy Clump
No. What do we do? We ain't doing this.
Ben
Nope.
Mitch (Producer)
I may have to rap here soon.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, he's trying to go to bed so bad.
Ben
I might not be too far behind him.
JP
Yeah, I mean, I'll go to bed.
Jeremy Clump
Honestly.
JP
If Jeffrey clumps over an hour.
Ben
Jeremy Epstein, you hear this?
Jeremy Clump
I give them my time for free, and this is what they do.
Mitch (Producer)
Come up, sign us off stuff.
Mitch
You weren't free.
Ben
Last things you. You want to get off your chest.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah. I just want to thank you guys, man, this is fun.
Mitch
I wish.
Jeremy Clump
I wish I could find more time to do inside the bus. Sometimes I just am dying during the week, and it sucks when I, like, walk out of a meeting. I'm like, should I go up there? I don't want to, like, intrude or anything, but intrude.
JP
Can we at least the fact that.
Mitch
You even think about, like, I don't.
Jeremy Clump
Want to walk on the pod. Mid pod. But, like, that's the best.
JP
That's the best.
Mitch
That's what they. Inside the bus.
Mitch (Producer)
Inside the bus.
Ben
Also, I think we should consider having a. This being part one.
Mitch (Producer)
Oh, this is.
Jeremy Clump
I'm down. I. I appreciate you guys. So fun, dude. This super bowl trip has been a lot of fun. I feel like we've had some. Some adversity, but it really has been kind of ripped, dude.
Ben
Yeah, yeah.
Jeremy Clump
Been a lot of fun. Outside of the food. I feel like we have really dropped the ball on going out and getting good.
Mitch
Speak for yourself, man.
Ben
Yeah, the boy's been getting it.
Jeremy Clump
I know. Today I text G. I'm like, check it out. The place is right next to me. I walk there, can't find the truck. I'm like, where the Is this truck? Can't find it. So I'm walking around. I. Oh, maybe it's on the other side because he sent that text. I go to the other side of the street, no truck. I look, I'm like, oh, there's multiple of these restaurants in San Fran. I walked to the other side of the area, so I had to go 30 minutes the other way sucked. So I didn't even eat food before I went to that, which blew. Dude, that sandwich, though, I was gonna.
Mitch
Say, I saw you have a little bit of the.
Jeremy Clump
Well, I go, Mitch, you know, sandwich.
Ben
Game has been elite here.
Jeremy Clump
That sandwich was nice. Hey, deli board, shout out.
JP
So you ate it?
Mitch
Yeah.
Jeremy Clump
Yeah, we. Yeah, it was good. I had that in Kevin's natural food, because ain't no way you just did that. Kevin's rock Midpod, but for real. So you guys rock. This trip's been ripping, dude. It's been a lot of fun. For the selfie, you wanted it for you.
JP
No, dude, hold on.
Jeremy Clump
For you.
JP
I just don't think you actually ate it.
Jeremy Clump
No, I did. I sat behind Mitch.
Mitch (Producer)
I. I had to cover him in that little corner.
Jeremy Clump
Oh, my God, bro. I.
Mitch (Producer)
So this week, obviously, we're at the Super Bowl. This is everybody here. We're recording Inside the Bus episode next week. We actually have the week off. So Coop, Jared, Sherm, Derek, Chef Matt, all the boys back at home who didn't make the trip, they will be recording an episode themselves, and that'll be the episode next week. We need everybody in the comments.
Jeremy Clump
We need everybody.
Mitch
We need you to comment. A team or B team?
Mitch (Producer)
Yes, as Coop coined it. The B team is back home in.
Jeremy Clump
Nash, so that's an A team move. Right there.
Mitch (Producer)
So that be. Be looking at. Looking out for that next week. We'll catch y'.
JP
All.
Mitch (Producer)
Thank you, Clump, for joining us.
Jeremy Clump
Appreciate it.
Mitch (Producer)
Part one, Part one.
Jeremy Clump
Part one. I'll do part. As many as you want. This is so fun.
JP
At least one Accord.
Jeremy Clump
I think I've. I think this has. Again. Every now and then I go on camera. I'm sweating, I'm nervous. This was fun. I just gotta get some drinks.
Ben
How much time have we gone?
Mitch (Producer)
Hour 15.
Jeremy Clump
That's too much for you?
Mitch
We got plenty of time.
Mitch (Producer)
But it's also 2am should we dip.
Mitch
Back into the tune on stuff?
Jeremy Clump
You want to tell me that? I'll tell the story.
Mitch
Actually, for the post, we need you to tell us how you invented.
Mitch (Producer)
What it's just. All right.
Jeremy Clump
On the record. That could be part two. You should do it right now.
Mitch
Should we tease it at the end?
Mitch (Producer)
Yo, stay tuned for part two.
Ben
Do you. Wait. Do you want to explain Beast Games or are we saving?
JP
I swear it's actually insane, but.
Mitch
And.
Jeremy Clump
And cut. All right, perfect. No, Mitch didn't get it. Mitch didn't get it. Did you? Stop it.
Mitch
He can. Hey, Mitch, you can handle that.
Taylor
You.
Jeremy Clump
You'll appreciate this. Hey, hold on. You'll appreciate this. No, we're not done yet. Last thing, Mitch.
Mitch
I'm kind of over.
Jeremy Clump
When I used to. In my party days, my party trick was always when everyone was kind of smoked up, having fun and like, the.
JP
Vibe was, you're really sneaking this one in.
Jeremy Clump
Or. Or when.
JP
When.
Jeremy Clump
When people were these guys. No, wait. You'll love. You'll love this. Pick it up. You knew that. I told you.
JP
See, you don't even. You remember the flag football captain's name that's better than Patrick Mahomes. But you don't remember telling me this.
Jeremy Clump
Ct, man, I put a lot of.
JP
I'm kidding, dude. Go ahead and.
Jeremy Clump
I did tell you.
JP
Hey, will you cut this and air. Go ahead and cut.
Jeremy Clump
Go ahead and. That's inside the bus boys. Appreciate y' all have me on.
Mitch (Producer)
Stay tuned for part two.
Ben
Part two coming two weeks.
Jeremy Clump
Part two. I invented Nikki smokes at Barstool Sports.
JP
Yes.
Jeremy Clump
Part two. Incoming.
Mitch (Producer)
Bang.
Ben
Bang.
Mitch
That is crazy. You just said that.
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This episode of Bussin' With The Boys is a raucous, late-night, Super Bowl edition featuring Jeremy Klump—the "head of house" and Director of Digital for the BWTB crew. It's a loose, hilarious, and revealing conversation recorded after 1AM in Pacific Time, focusing on Klump's journey into sports media, his notorious "Tuanon" trolling of the Miami Dolphins fanbase, behind-the-scenes Super Bowl week tales, team camaraderie, and a mix of off-the-rails moments that capture the true spirit inside the bus.
This episode is a prime example of Bussin' With The Boys' culture—mixing personal backstories, wild internet legends, genuine team camaraderie, and exclusive, off-kilter NFL stories. Jeremy Klump steals the show with his confessionals about internet trolling, navigating sports media, and his unfiltered love for Philly sports—and his family. Whether reminiscing Super Bowl run-ins or reliving “Tuanon” antics, the boys create an inside look at the behind-the-scenes chaos, humor, and love that powers their show.
Stay tuned for part two, teasing more stories on Tuanon, Barstool’s Nikki Smokes, and even deeper inside-the-bus lore!