Who The F*** Taught My Daughter Swear Words?! + Mother In Law Backup Has Arrived | For The Dads

Summary

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Bussin' With The Boys: For The Dads | "Who The F*** Taught My Daughter Swear Words?! + Mother In Law Backup Has Arrived"

Release Date: March 25, 2026
Hosts: Will Compton & Taylor Lewan

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Episode Overview

This episode of "For The Dads," a Bussin' With The Boys spinoff, dives into the chaos and comedy of dad life—parenting mishaps, hilarious kid quotes, community shoutouts, and the ever-present quest to be a better father and partner. Will and the crew tackle everything from kids dropping their first swear words, to dealing with in-law dynamics, to owning up to dad "losses." Community engagement is at the heart, as they read out comments, voicemails, and celebrate wins from their rapidly growing PT6 ("Papa Team 6") community.

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Major Discussion Points

1. Apologies & Community Engagement

[07:18 – 16:00]

• The boys kick off with an apology to the PT6 community for a misleading, emotional intro in a previous episode (“We played with the sickos’ hearts”). Many fans thought a serious announcement was coming, only to find out it was a lighthearted prank.
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (09:11): “We tugged on some heartstrings. We leveraged some things. But everybody in our community knows, you never know what you’re going to get.”
• Reflection on balancing humor and real emotion in the fatherhood podcast space.
• Shoutout segments feature community members whose comments or stories left an impact.

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2. The "Autism Miller" Incident

[12:30 – 17:16]

• A misread from show notes turned “Austin Miller” into “Autism Miller,” creating a lasting family nickname and a hilarious community moment. All of Austin’s in-laws joined in on the joke in the Facebook comments.
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (16:56): “Mother-in-law said, ‘We love our son-in-law, Autism Miller...’ The in-laws are in on it.”

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3. Dad Losses, Dad Wins, and Parental Guilt

[18:06 – 29:52]

• Will and Taylor discuss forgetting to pick up their kids at daycare, and the spiral of parent guilt that comes with running late.
• A community member shares the frustration of wanting a particular baby gender, reminding everyone: healthy is the real goal.
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (20:04): “You get caught in wishing for a certain gender, and you’re just planting a seed to be let down.”
• Relatable back-and-forths about feeling judged by partners and the "parent police" moment over brushing teeth or skipping steps at bath time.

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4. The "Rat in the House": When Kids Tattle

[22:12 – 33:58]

• Will is “exposed” by his daughter Rue (3) for his short tooth-brushing routines. His wife skillfully fishes for the real story, using Rue as her informant.
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (24:31): “She’s like, why are you backtracking?... You know, on your little electric toothbrush, it has a timer… I’m probably 45 seconds at most.”
• Discussion about the dynamics of kids (unknowingly) tattling, and how this provides partners with comical but slightly nerve-wracking insight into each other's parenting shortcuts.
  • Taylor (29:56): “If I ever get in a police interrogation room, I just need to shut my mouth and say, ‘I need a lawyer.’ I fold like a blanket.”

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5. True “Dad Loss”: AC Breakdown & Mother-in-Law Saves the Day

[34:02 – 45:39]

• Sherm (Taylor) tells the story of abandoning his family when the AC broke to go golfing—redeemed only because his mother-in-law defended his right to play.
  • Notable Quote:
    Taylor (35:06): “The mother-in-law advocated for the golf round. She said, ‘What does the AC going out have to do with him going golfing?’”
  • [37:06]: Taylor bonds with the AC repair guy, who teaches him about HVAC maintenance—embracing “relentless curiosity” to become a more competent dad/homeowner.
  • [44:09]: A fan encounter at a restaurant post-golf round shows the reach and community spirit of the PT6 audience.

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6. Dad Confessional: Kid Swearing for the First Time

[45:55 – 54:56 | 52:44 | 53:49]

• Will’s daughter Rue (3) drops her first “WTF” and “gosh damn it,” raising the eternal question: who did she learn it from?
  • Notable Quote:
    Will (46:49): “There’s a part of you that kind of fantasizes about when that’s gonna happen...but Rue dropped a ‘What the—’ and a ‘gosh damn it’.”
• The crew reflects on how to respond as parents caught between amusement, embarrassment, and the need for correction.
• Will tells Rue it’s not OK to use words you don’t understand, echoing how parents try to gently guide while stifling laughter.

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7. Community Shoutouts: PT6 & MT6 (Papa Team Six & Milk Team Six)

[70:27 – 75:31]

• Shoutouts to new dads, recent births, and wives/partners who are “PT Sickos” (ultra-devoted community members).
• The impact of the community goes deep: multiple stories about dads finding connection and support through the podcast.

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8. Merch Drops & “Pitching Live”

[76:00 – 94:54]

• Hilarious behind-the-scenes “meeting” about pitching new merch on air—including the debut of a PT6 newborn beanie and the ongoing process of managing expectations when promising new products.

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9. Dad/Life Lessons, Community Discussion, and Emotional Voicemails

[97:40 – End]

• Listener Voicemails:

  • Husbands balancing the mental load of household management.
  • Military dads sharing how previous stories from the podcast had powerful, even life-changing intersections (e.g., rescue missions and shared grief).
  • Dad “losses” (awful sleep stretches, solo parenting weekends) juxtaposed with moments of pride.

• Crack a Cold One (Dad Wins of the Week):

  • Will’s daughter conquers the monkey bars at age 3—confirmed by AI as “very rare”!
  • Taylor’s first golf coaching gig with kids (“First Tee”).

• Lesson of the Week:

  • Viral advice from a “baby scientist” on the difference between tasks and tracking the mental load in parenting. Own entire categories in the household to really help your partner.
  • Notable Quote:
    [139:09]: “That’s not a to-do list. That’s a continuous monitoring system running in the background…”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [08:38] Comment read: “I almost started crying because Taylor seemed like he was seriously going to announce some terrible news. He had me in the first half anyway. Girls rule, girl dads rule even more” —[Brittany Underwood, 16]
• [16:56] On “Autism Miller”: “Mother-in-law said, ‘We love our son-in-law, Autism Miller.’ The in-laws are in on it.”
• [24:31] On brushing teeth, Will: “I’m probably 45 seconds at most…and sometimes I’m just hanging in there because I know you’re judging me on how long I brush my teeth.”
• [35:06] Taylor’s mother-in-law: “What does the AC going out have to do with him going golfing?”
• [46:49] Will on kid cursing: “Rue dropped a ‘What the—’ and a ‘gosh damn it.’”
• [139:09] “That’s not a to-do list. That’s a continuous monitoring system running in the background…”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Intro & Housekeeping: 02:48 – 07:18
• Community Apology & Emotional Engagement: 07:18 – 16:00
• The "Autism Miller" Incident: 12:30 – 17:16
• Parental Guilt & School Pickup Stories: 18:06 – 21:15
• Gender Reveal/Expectations: 19:29 – 21:15
• Kids Tattling/Partner Dynamics: 22:12 – 33:58
• Bath Time & Tooth Brushing Rituals: 28:11 – 33:58
• The AC Breaks/Mother-in-Law to the Rescue: 34:02 – 45:39
• Daughter Drops First Swear Words: 45:55 – 54:56
• Massive Kid Dumps, Fart Training, Dad Bodily Humor: 60:14 – 64:00
• Community Shoutouts & New Dads: 70:27 – 75:31
• PT6 Merch & Live Pitch: 76:00 – 94:54
• Crack a Cold One (Dad Wins): 106:56 – 114:54
• Voicemails (Parenting Hacks & Emotional Connections): 114:54 – 134:34
• Weekly Lesson (Mental Load in Parenting): 138:14 – 142:17

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Tone & Style

The episode balances hilarious “dad banter” with moments of real vulnerability, community celebration, and tactical advice. Will and Taylor riff like close friends, unafraid to admit failures, and foster an environment where both men and women are invited into the parenting conversation.

• Language is affectionate and irreverent (“We’re just dadding our balls off!”).
• Moments of genuine emotion are handled with respect (e.g., military tragedies, parent loss).
• Listeners are continually celebrated as true members of the PT6 family.

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Additional Highlights

• Running Jokes: “PT6” (Papa Team 6), “MT6” (Milk Team 6), “Funkle Division,” “Sicko” merch lore, “rat in the house.”
• Dad Hacks: Bringing humor and humility to daily dad struggles (e.g., hiding slip-ups, solo parenting weekends).
• Lessons in Marriage: Leaning into partnership—acknowledging the invisible work moms/wives do, and how dads can better own household mental load.
• Listener Voicemails & Emails: Real-life stories that often circle back across episodes, deepening the community bond.

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End with Producer Table Emoji—TRUCK 🚚—Signifies “dad strength” and a running inside joke.

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For more:

• Merch: bwtb.com
• Hotline: 601-THE-DADS
• Email/write-in: [e-mail]

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Community call-to-action: Leave a truck emoji 🚚 in the comments if you listened all the way through!

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If you want the ultimate modern dad podcast—part comedy, part therapy session, and 100% real—this is it. Whether you’re a parent, partner, or just love unfiltered guy talk, this episode serves up plenty to laugh, cry, and learn about.

Transcript

[A]

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[A]

Papa Team 6. Welcome to another episode of for the Dads. I hope the trash is taken out. Look, we got. We're gonna. We got a lot to hit on this episode today. Too much. We have a rat in the house. And I'm not talking a little critter. I'm talking. We got a mole, we got a liar, we got a snitch in the house. Rue has dropped her first curse words. Sherm left his family when the AC was out, went golfing. We. We will get in all that. We also have an apology at the top of the episode. A lot of talk about last week's episode. The opening. Taylor's delivery. Autism Miller.

[B]

Autism Miller.

[A]

A lot of stuff for the after pod report. That's the apr. We will get into all that. If you are new to the show. We are a dad podcast for the dads by the dads. Fat Stafford, Uncle Sherm over there. Papa Sherm. He's got a kiddo. Eight months.

[B]

Eight months.

[A]

Eight months old. I have two little girls. Her name is Scarlet. My two little girls, Scotty and Rue. Rue is three, about to be four. Scott Zilla, the little menace. She is 16 months old. We just talk dad life. Just a couple dads talking shop, busting balls. Talking about wins, learns ups, downs, our struggles. We love fatherhood. We love you. We build a badass community called Papa Team 6. The PT6 community. Milk Team 6. That's the MT Sixers. That's the ladies out there. You have the seal or you have the semen? Team Sixers led by Shep himself. You have. What do you. We got to get something where you are leading it. Derek. Is it the uncles? Funkles Uncles.

[B]

We've always said it was the Funkle division.

[A]

The Funkle division.

[B]

That's kind of the angle.

[A]

Led by Deke. The Funkle division led by Deke, we have doom berets, the young wild cards out there. We just. We enjoy the hell out of our community. There are multiple ways to engage with us because we read a lot of comments. I have a ton of comments on the desk right now, but you can drop comments in the YouTube section, in the Spotify section, or we love. We read so many comments, we shout them out on the show. That's how you get featured on the show. And the biggest way to get featured on the show is if you call into a hotline 601 the Dads. You call in, you leave a voicemail, you vent, you talk about a win a learn a dad hack, whatever the case may be, you call in, drop a message. We feature you not only on the show, but we also give you free merchandise that we ship to you. If you cannot call in to the number due to being on international soil or you just don't want your voice to be heard on the hotline, you can write into our email 601-the-dads gmail.com Lot of ways to be featured on the show. It's how we build community. It's how we engage with you guys. We absolutely love it.

[B]

Strong intro.

[A]

Cooked right there.

[B]

Strong intro.

[A]

What else? Oh, if you want to just permanently put yourself and join the PT6 community, you can do that. Because we have a new merch drop coming. As you are listening today, there is new merchandise on the site. BWTB.com we have a lot of. For the dads, a lot of girl dad stuff, a lot of Papa Team six shirts that we've dropped in the past. Milk Team six. That's all on the site. We have a new drop coming today. It is the PT Sicko merch drop. You guys, the real PT Sickos, you've seen the Easter eggs probably on the desk on the wall throughout past episodes.

[B]

And.

[A]

And we've heard you guys. We've listened to you guys. We now have a PT Sicko merch drop that dropped today on BWTB.com three shirts, three hats. You're looking at SHM right now. PT Sicko. An iteration we had to make because we've learned and grew with you guys is it's not an s. It's a 6. PT Sicko, the CO. And finally, we have a coffee mug. Three shirts, three hats, and a coffee mug. Again, a coffee mug's right here. And it won't take. It won't say S for Sicko. It'll say six. So all that is on the store right now. If you Love your husband if you love yourself as a PT6. Or. This is. This is how you join the army.

[B]

This is how you join the army. There were a lot of comments about the PT Sicko gear because we wore it a couple episodes back. And people, where. Where's the PT sicko gear? Where's the PT sicko gear, here's the PT sicko gear.

[A]

It's here. It's part of our. When we sit down and meet and we have our own little APR after pod report, we go through a lot of the stuff that the community is saying and vocalizing to us to help allow and make the show better. I have. I have some APR reporting to do.

[B]

Yes, please.

[A]

I know you do as well. Let's. Let's just start it off the top with the apology.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Our apologies.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because last week I dropped the first, what, 30 seconds introing Taylor's news that he delivered to the PT Sicko community, the Pop Team Six community. And I got several messages about it, making sure everything was all good. They haven't listened to the episode yet. Hey, Willie boy. Haven't listened to the episode yet. Just saw the clip. Just want to make sure everything's good in your world. And I'm like, everything's fine.

[B]

There's a lot of mt sickos that were very worried in the comments.

[A]

Drove a lot of good link clicks, pushed a lot of new people to the. The brand, the community. Hopefully people engaged, stuck with us, be like, oh, this seems like a fun show. We welcome you aboard. Everybody else, like, inside jokes. Maybe you didn't feel like it was an inside jokes because, yes, we cry a lot on this show. We do get serious a lot on this show.

[B]

We do.

[A]

Who I understand and empathize with people thinking like, oh, I thought this was going to be serious, you know, f you guys.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like, with autism, Miller. We'll get to autism.

[B]

We'll get to that.

[A]

But here's one from Brittany Underwood, 16, on YouTube. Y'. All. This wasn't okay. I almost started crying because Taylor seemed like he was seriously going to announce some terrible news. He had me in the first half anyway. Girls rule, girl. Dads rule. Even more heart emoji.

[B]

Britney.

[A]

Britney, thank you for writing in. It was, you know, we primed it up.

[B]

We did. It was an electric lead up as far as, like, for the dads goes. Yeah. As far as our intro clips that go out maybe a hundred likes here, maybe a couple comments there. Hey, can't wait to go check out the pod. Super stoked guy. We had like crazy comments across all the trailers and the post from Taylor, the post from you. And we play it. We played with the sickos. Hearts.

[A]

We played. Yeah, we tugged on some heartstrings. We leveraged some things. However, everybody in our community knows you never know what you're going to get.

[B]

Yeah. That's why you tune in, that is. And if we haven't illustrated that already with some of our clips where it's Will sobbing and then 10 minutes later he's playing rap music on his phone that we're dancing to, then I'm sobbing and then I'm doing the Boston terrible dad voice 10 minutes later.

[A]

You apologized to me after the show.

[B]

I did.

[A]

From the Austin Miller layup that you got me on. But I'm thinking I said, dude, fuck you for that, because you truly had.

[B]

Oh, no, you're talking about the sad. The fake sad comment that I was also going to apologize. Dad brain.

[A]

Austin Miller's or Autism Miller is a separate one.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But yeah, the sad comment of the wife leaving the family.

[B]

I.

[A]

You teed me up and I was like, I was kind of frazzled and upset that you delivered it to me that way. However, game respects game.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That was phenomenal.

[B]

Thank you. But also, I will say this. I. I like, actually apologize to listeners because there probably are some listeners that like, do. If we are, like, crying, they probably cry along with it and like they're emotionally invested in the show. And I feel like that's a pretty cool part of our show. And I. I definitely pulled that string too hard. I feel like I pulled that string too.

[A]

That's one where you actually took advantage of me. I did. In us, in this community.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because when it is sad alert, it's. It's 100% of the time been a sad alert.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you kind of took advantage.

[B]

I did 100 on that. I. I like, I feel very bad. And it's not Dom's fault. That was funny.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What Dom did was funny.

[A]

And as Dom's listening to it, he's like, wow, he's really hyping this up.

[B]

Dom did follow back up with us. Oh, good. Dom wrote just listen to the pod today. Love the shout out. Thanks for reading my message. I love the fake quiver in Sherm's voice. And I was cracking to my or up to myself hearing Will be genuinely concerned for a bit. I'm sorry for giving you boys a brief heart attack. You guys are seriously the best. Looking forward to the pot every week. And I just wrote back, you're a sicko. Well, if Dom had fun, then everyone wins. Yeah, hopefully.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

But I do. I do genuinely apologize for that. There was one time where I pulled a prank on you with Taylor and was trying to mess with you with Taylor. And then you went into full, oh, Sherman's gonna mess with me. I'll mess with them back. And you pretended to be really mad at me, and it took about 10 minutes for me to then call you and say, hey, since you're my boss, I'm really scared right now. And so whatever game we're doing, I would love for it to end. And I am really, really sorry. I think I said that I loved you maybe like eight times on the call. And you were laughing exactly like that on that and going, sure, bro. I love you. I love. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[A]

Oh, you kid. I kid too.

[B]

Yeah. And so that was like, I'm done. I'm done doing pranks on Will and Taylor. I'm going to steer clear of that. So you have an apology. That was my apology.

[A]

Oh, that was it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. I thought you had one with our boy Austin Miller.

[B]

Oh, I have a. Thank you. I have a follow up. You have an apr of an apr. This came from our good friend Austin Miller. This is Austin Miller.

[A]

Austin.

[B]

Austin. We have show notes that are typed out. There was a mistake made as highly highlighted in our clip last week and on the podcast. Will, you did a fantastic job of both reading and pronouncing autism. Miller, you did nothing wrong. Will is blameless in this. Okay. But Austin's name. Well, unintentionally. That was not a bit. That was bitless.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that was bitless.

[B]

Can we get the bit checker to check that? And just can we make sure that that was bitless? Because it was. Yeah, well, there was some follow up on Facebook because.

[A]

Oh, on Facebook.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know it's real when it's on Facebook.

[B]

Well, you know, the mom and dad are getting involved when it's Facebook too, which they did. Deep Grandma, grandpa, probably. Austin's entire family basically found this clip and jumped in. I'm sure chef will probably pull these up on the screen. Do we want to do it that way? And I'll just read some of these comments out. Austin said, hey, I'm never gonna live this down. If you smell smoke coming from Texas, just know it's me getting roast. Regardless, though, I appreciate the shout out. Just wanted to highlight the boys coming together and supporting each other on our respective dad journey. Great group of guys. I wouldn't trade for anything less than eight weeks left until we have our little one. And I couldn't be more excited. Austin, that is. That is great news. We can pause there just for a second and say congratulations.

[A]

Yeah, let's celebrate. Austin.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For just this moment.

[B]

He still love his closing remark. Still love the pod hashtag we. Then we replied. We basically apologized via Derek on the FTD account. Austin got in there. Hey, don't be sorry. It's okay. Well, then, Katie Miller jumps in. You may, you may recognize that last name. Hi, I'm the wife. And this is one of the funniest days of my life. With six crying, laughing emojis. Ashley Chenoweth then jumped in, said, as the sister in law, I'm changing his name in my phone. Austin. Austin Jackie Chapa then jumped in. Ba ha ha. Thanks for the laugh. And as his sister, yes, he will be referred to as Autism Miller for the next 12 and a half weeks. Katie then replied, he had to remind me where the 12 and a half came from. You ain't right. What is the 12 and a half from? No clue. Oh, okay. Fabulous.

[A]

It's good. They have their own lore and inside

[B]

they have their own Lord. The only thing I'm worried about is Austin saying, yeah, in eight weeks I'm gonna dad. And maybe they're like, actually, that's 12 and a half.

[A]

Hey, slow down, Autism Miller. Like, he, my, my, our boy Austin.

[B]

He.

[A]

This is now going to be his nickname for anytime he screws up in the family.

[B]

Just because he thought about any cookout,

[A]

any family gathering, anytime he messes up, it's just going to be a autism. Pipe down.

[B]

He. Yeah, dude. And he just, he just enjoyed a podcast. Yeah, like that's the only crime he did.

[A]

And he just wrote in because he's, he's a part of the community. He's like, yo, let me get right with the boys. Let me just shout them out. Let's hope to get his four best

[B]

friends all wearing PT6. Oh, no. They're all in on it. And he's outnumbered, dude. Wife, sister in law, and sister all jump in. And one more. And one more. Oh, no. Where, where is that? One more. Kristen O'Reilly. Kristen O'Reilly. Kutchka. We love our son in law, Austin. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was gonna say. I, I've. I misspoke. I misspoke. Mother in law said, we love our son in law, Autism Miller.

[A]

The in laws are in on it.

[B]

Autism Miller. He's awesome. And this Is hilarious.

[A]

We ruined his life.

[B]

We ruined his life.

[A]

Because a nickname like that, like, they'll continue to use that, and at some point, it'll bubble and it'll get personal. T's and P's, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's nothing we can do because that, again, that was. That was. That was bitless.

[B]

Yeah, there was. There was zero pre production notes of like.

[A]

I just read the card. Yeah, you did a great job reading.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. That clip, when you added in the. The Ron Burgundy was a very nice touch too. Anyone saw that? Thank you. You will read anything on that card.

[A]

Go check out the clips on all socials. Go follow.

[B]

I have some quick recaps too, that I can do really quickly.

[A]

Yeah. Rip through them.

[B]

Meg Allinson on Spotify said, my dad forgot me at preschool one time, and I refused to let him Forget it. I'm 30 years old, mind you, that comes from me forgetting to pick up Scarlet the other day from daycare, man.

[A]

For getting to pick up at preschool. Because how long, like, how late were you picking up Scarlet?

[B]

Thankfully, I did get there before the cutoff, because there is a cutoff where got you.

[A]

So you're fine. Not even a real thing. You forgot in the moment. You're like, oh, shit, I got to go pick her up. She's just letting me imagine the fear and just. Oh, you forget to pick up your kid at school? Yeah, I was late one time picking up Rue, and I thought it was the cutoff was 3:30, which. The cutoff is 3:30, but they want the older kids going at 3:30, so they want all everybody in ruse age picked up by 315.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I just. As I'm driving over there, just feeling terrible, I'm just envisioning sweet Roo sitting there by herself, and it just, like, broke my heart. As I'm going to pick her out, everything was fine.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But just everything that goes on in your head as a parent, you just feel terrible. You feel sad thinking about your little one just sitting there by themselves like, yo, when's my. When's my dad gonna pick me up?

[B]

And my dad ain't gonna be here. Right?

[A]

Yeah. And then I had to remind myself she has no concept of time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So she's not, like, checking her watch back, man. It's past 50. 3:15.

[B]

She's probably having a blast.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. It was all good. But everything that I was creating in my brain, I was like, oh, this feels awful. I couldn't imagine, like, forgetting my kid.

[B]

Oh, yeah. And thankfully.

[A]

Oh, you didn't pick him up and you're both at home. You didn't pick up Ru.

[B]

That was. That was just the greatest question I've ever been asked. He was picking up our daughter. If you're still at work, I think I chauffeur, honey. Kyle Smith wrote on YouTube, this is my final callback. My wife is pregnant. And we found out the gender. And we find out the gender in about a month. Taylor's announcement is what I'm hoping doesn't happen to me. Lol. I want an heir to the throne, boys. But of course, we will be happy no matter the gender. Healthy is a true goal for our baby.

[A]

Has to be healthy. Has to be.

[B]

Kyle. Congratulations.

[A]

You get caught in, like, wishing for a certain gender, and it's just. It's. You're just planting a seed to be let down. That expectation. Planting a seed to be let down.

[B]

Yeah. And that umbilical cord just playing tricks, dude. Yeah. Figure it out.

[A]

Yeah, man. What's hilarious about the Taylor thing happening is they were going into it wanting to be surprised by the gender, like, not knowing the gender until the baby was born.

[B]

Oh, I didn't even know that.

[A]

You know, people, they just wait until the end to be like, we're just gonna find out what it is like in the. In the delivery room. That was their path at first. Then they got curious and found out the gender through the ultrasound. Yeah. Hyped up, tears of joy. Taylor's finally getting a boy. I mean, you know Taylor for those weeks, he was, like, sky high, dude. He's really just can't do anything but just be happy for him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You see the emotion.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it's like he's finally getting. He's finally getting one.

[B]

And he knew what that meant for this office, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, it's truly a thing. And, like, we did the whole bit of the ritual and everything, but it's a. That's a real thing in this office that gets talked about a lot. Yeah.

[A]

Anybody who's been in this office, we just have girls.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Both my girls. It's when Bus with the boys was going willow. Like, Taylor already had win. But since bus with the boy started, he said, willow, girl, clump. He's got two boys. But when he started working for busing girl. He's got a girl on the way.

[B]

I have a girl. You have.

[A]

You have a girl.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Forgot about you.

[B]

He was about to be the pack ripper, the curse breaker.

[A]

But going back to it, if they had stayed on their path of just being surprised they would have never had to go through this grief.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Being let down. Yeah. Season peas, man. I mean, breaking the Y chromosome.

[B]

We're not even into the episode yet. And think about how much we've already covered.

[A]

A lot.

[B]

There's been a lot.

[A]

Yeah. Listen, I know I said at the top, we have a rat in the house.

[B]

Yes. I'm scared. I'm legitimately. Like, I thought it was a mouse. A rat. It's Roo.

[A]

Roo is a rat in two things. Two things. I think. I think to myself, she's little. She doesn't know she's being a rat, but she's also being a rat. How do you confront your kids when they're tattling on you? Because now I found out, like, Rue just tattled on her dad. But also my second one, and this is for the dads out there, because I know it happens. Yeah. I doubt it happens the other side, because I'm never prying about or probing the way mom operates. I'm never probing about how Char operates.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But Mom's playing the little manipulation game to figure out what dad is up to. Oh, they're brushing their teeth last night. Charles. Charles doing bedtime.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And Charles comes down. We're sitting on the couch. We're about to watch Young Sherlock or this.

[B]

I've heard good things about that. Okay.

[A]

And Charo hits me with like. So I learned a little bit about who Rue's favorite is when it comes to brushing her teeth. And what Rue said was, charles, who. Who do you like? Who do you like brushing your teeth with with the most? And she's like, well, Dada. And she's like, why do you like brushing your teeth with data the most? Well, that's a way shorter. And right there, I'm like. I look. I'm, like, looking at my wife, thinking, like, you know what you were doing? You know, you were trying to figure out how Dada operates.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or what made dad better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

To your little 3 year old who now you're turning into a rat. And Charles asked me, like, how long do you brush Rue's teeth? And I'm like, probably 20 to 30 seconds. She's like, she. The way she explained it seems like you go faster than that. You get. Who's like. She's like. Because then she asked Rue, like, well, how does dad do it? He goes. He does like. But he does my bottoms, like, inside and outside on my bottoms. And he goes to my top. He does the inside and outside. Then we do cheese. Then we do Tongue, roof. And then I spit.

[B]

That's 20 seconds at least.

[A]

That's what I'm thinking. But then as I'm thinking through and Charles starting to question me, I'm starting to sweat a little bit. I'm like, all right, maybe it's like, I'm like, thinking in my head because I used to do this counting method with Rue. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I get around her bottoms, and I go to the top. One or six, seven. All the way to 10. And then I do cheese. Then I do tongue and roof. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's like 15 to 20 seconds. She's like, why are you backtracking? I'm like, how long do you do? She's like. She's like, you know, when you brush your teeth, it's supposed to be, like, two minutes long each time, like, as a grown adult. She's like, you know, on your little electric toothbrush, like, it has a timer where once two minutes hits, the toothbrush stops. And I'm like. She's like, how often do you do that? I'm like, you know me. You've done this in front of me. I've only done it the one time when you told me about the timer. Ye. Like, other than that, I'm probably 45 seconds at most. And sometimes I'm just hanging in there because I know you're brushing your teeth, and I'm like, I know you're judging me on how long I brush my teeth.

[B]

It's the old hand washing. Yeah. The restaurant. Yeah.

[A]

It's like, oh, they're sitting there washing their hands. Or, hey, do I just want to walk out the door? Somebody's in here. Let me show them that I wash. No way.

[B]

This guy's going longer than me, man.

[A]

No way. You got to scrub, get the germs off. Yeah, I go a little quick when I brush your teeth.

[B]

Yeah, sue them.

[A]

Yeah, sue me.

[B]

Take him to court.

[A]

Then R comes down the next morning. This. This is at night time. And I'm sitting there, I'm thinking to myself, should I make a video? I got to talk about this before the dads. Charles now, like, hey, why do you like doing that? She say, oh, that. It goes way faster being the daughter of Will. And so this morning, I'm making eggs. Rue's the lady. She's like, yells up from the stairs. Rue always loves to preface, like, what you're going to say and what you're going to do. Like, dad, I'm gonna come down and surprise you. I'm like, all right, I'm making some eggs.

[B]

I bet you are.

[A]

And she's like, I'm gonna run up behind you, and you gotta say, who's there? Like, all right. She comes up and gives me a hug behind my legs. I was like, oh, who's behind me? Who's behind Dada? I'm like, nobody's talking. I can't figure out who it is. You gotta say something. She's like, I don't know.

[B]

And I was like, oh, is that Rue?

[A]

I go around the roo. She goes over to eat her. I'm like, oh, I got eggies for you. You got her little yogurt.

[B]

She loves eating yogurt.

[A]

Yogurt and strawberries is her breakfast of choice. Bruce sitting there eating. I'm finishing up the eggs, and I'm like, hey, Rue, we got a rat in the house. Charles starts chuckling and shake. A rat. I'm like, yeah, we got a rat in the house. Somebody who's tattling. Somebody who's telling secrets. Yeah, somebody who's telling on their old man. She's just kind of, like, thinking. She's, like, looking up, trying to put it all together. Like, what does that even mean? Like, what's a rat? What is that? What is that?

[B]

It's like telling a dog wet in the house.

[A]

And she's like. She's kind of sitting there thinking, and then she just goes, daddy, look how big my bite is. Like, oh, your bite's so big. I'm like, sweetheart, you're the rat.

[B]

Spoken like a true rat, honey.

[A]

Yeah, spoken.

[B]

You're the rat.

[A]

And she goes, look how big my bite is. I'm like, you just don't get it.

[B]

Way to segue.

[A]

Yeah, it.

[B]

It's gonna. It's gonna grow. It will grow. Because I saw a fantastic clip online of a dad and a daughter. Now I've got. I gotta send it to Chef of the mom's yelling about the. The hairdo of the daughter and the dad and the daughter in a separate room. And dad's filming the daughter, and the mom's like, you gotta change that hairdo before you go to school. You're not wearing your head like that. And the daughter's just like. She's probably five, six. And she's like, oh, my gosh. The dad's like, hey, you want. You want me to tell her that

[A]

you don't need to change your. Your hair?

[B]

She's going, yeah, yeah, yeah, honey, I think her hair's fine. I think, you know, I think it'd be in. The daughter's sitting there going, like. You just hear this, like, silence for three seconds. And finally, the mom's voice is like, okay. But she's wearing it like that. The next day, he's like, I bought you a day. I buy you a day. We're gonna.

[A]

I'll buy you a day. I buy you a day.

[B]

But I feel like that is going to develop more and more.

[A]

Yeah. The dynamics real. Oh, Charles able to infiltrate and keep tabs. MT6 is able to keep tabs on PT6.

[B]

And it's already happened to me. I. I do the bath time, and I swear, I do not do this consciously of, like, a time saver. I enjoy bath time, but I will legitimately not do Scarlet's hair sometimes.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I. Yeah, I've been in that hot water.

[B]

I do her hair sometimes. And Jill gets back from work right as final bottle is being done, and she's in her sleep sack going into the crib. That's right when Jill gets home. And so hair is usually a little bit dry, slash wet. And she caught me one time, and it turned into a police interrogation.

[A]

I felt since you didn't wash Scarlett's hair, like, her hair wasn't that wet.

[B]

It. Yeah. Are you just doing that every time? Do you just not wash your hair? Sherman, do you know how many germs are going to sit on your head? Do you know what that's going to do with her scalp and her hair development? When was the last time that you forgot to do this? And, dude, I. If. I just need to shut my mouth. If I ever get in a police interrogation room and just say, I need a lawyer. I need a lawyer. Because I fold it like a blanket.

[A]

You know what? I'm not doing this. No comment. I plead the fifth.

[B]

No comment. I plead the fifth. And then I forgot to do it, like, three days later. You know, I'm holding Scarlett. I've made the bottle. I know that Jill's about to be home in, like, three minutes. I put the bottle down. Honey, I'm sorry. I dip my head in the bathtub, and I feel like that with her hair to make it semi dry, semi wet.

[A]

So mama don't find out. Hey, hey. Don't tell your mother. Don't. I know you can't talk, but also, don't tell her.

[B]

I was so scared. My. My heart is kind of po Sounding telling that story.

[A]

Yeah, because you got to go home to the grim reaper.

[B]

Yeah, Now. Yeah, now. She knows.

[A]

Like, Charles listens right now. And all I'm thinking about is how have I butchered this story? Or how have I said too much? Or maybe I didn't say enough. But Dad's PT6 got to be on their P's and Q's, man, to.

[B]

We have to.

[A]

Like, I do have to have a conversation with Rue tonight when I do bedtime. Sweetheart, I know you love doing. Brushing your teeth with that. That. But you've got to give me some more slack if you're gonna love. Like, the way we get to operate is Daddy, I might go a little faster because we play a little chase game when I go chase you back in bed and we played good guys and bad guys. Or you want me to be. You're. You're the grandma in Little Red Riding Hood and I gotta eat you because I'm the wolf. Yeah. Like, if you. I want to continue doing that. But when Mama asks you, why is that dad so great? Oh, he's just the best. Like, he probably does it two minutes every time. Makes it fun, makes it clean, fresh breath.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you can't tell her I do 15, 20 seconds, you can't tell her the formula that I do. You can't tell her that sometimes I allow you to not brush your teeth

[B]

because one day you're going to be 12 and we're going to be in an empty Walmart parking lot, and I'm going to look at you and say, hey, you want to learn to drive a little bit today? And Mom's going to hate that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we can't be telling Mom. Oh, he's letting me, you know, practice driving in the Walmart parking lot.

[A]

Yeah, you can.

[B]

Until I talk to Mama.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

And I need to do a better job.

[A]

And I just know if you need to tell Mama, just let me know so I can get out in front of it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta get out.

[A]

Get out in front of it before

[B]

you take it to the papers. Yeah, she took it to the papers.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she went down with you unknowingly.

[A]

Yeah. Because sometimes I'll just share the past room. Like, oh, you. You tired? You want to brush your teeth? Like, can I do in the morning? Oh, you can do it.

[B]

Oh, for sure.

[A]

That's not all the time, sweetheart. I swear to God, that's not all the time, because I already know I'm gonna get questions about that. Like, that is rare. That is a very rare occasion. She's like, when we're all tired, I see we had a day at the pool or something where she's worn out. She looks like she's dozing off. Listen, we both know we don't want to do the brushed teeth. We can brush it in the morning. Yeah.

[B]

I'm sitting and honey, I'm sitting there thinking I do the soap three times and then I do the. I do hands and then I do rag. Like I am into bath time. I love bathys.

[A]

Love bath time.

[B]

I've never once said I don't want to do that because I already done the bathing.

[A]

Kind of long.

[B]

I don't want to do the hair. I want to do the hair. I forget to do the hair. I'm talking to her. I'm singing. There's a lot of space. I'll dance for Scarlet. She loves bath time. I just got locked in, in those moments.

[A]

Yeah. Why don't you. You take the cup and dump it on their head.

[B]

It's easy. That's the easiest part.

[A]

Like bathing Rue doing her hair is like for me as a dude because she's got so much.

[B]

She has hair. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's.

[A]

She's got a ton of hair. But I'm just thinking since Scarlett doesn't it like Scotty doesn't have a whole lot of hair and Scotty's not like Rue to where Rue always hated when it got in her eye. You could just tell she's different when it gets water gets on her face than what Scotty is. Scotty, go take it today, bro. Oh, like I'll dump. Oh, you like that? And dump it a couple extra times just to test her.

[B]

She'll go do it again.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, again,

[B]

Scarlett and Scarlett's the same way. I'm operating with a baby that wants her hair washed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So again, that's on dad. Yeah, I'm sorry, It's on us.

[A]

Dad losses.

[B]

Dad losses.

[A]

Dad losses. Chalk it up.

[B]

I had a huge dad loss this weekend that you already brought up.

[A]

You left your family with the AC went out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I saw the selfies on, on X. Yeah. Just hooting and hollering. I'm golfing loud and proud.

[B]

Loud and proud.

[A]

What happened there? And when the AC was out, what can what in your brain continued to say, like, I need to go golf.

[B]

I need to go golf on Sunday.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So first off, I, I don't think I've ever had somebody advocate for me like my mother in law did this weekend. It was actually phenomenal.

[A]

Nice. And I win.

[B]

It's a dad win. And it's the plot twist of the century because there's always the, you know. Oh, the mother in law. The mother in law with any PT sicko husband. Mother in law advocated for the golf round. She was one of the voices going, what does the AC going out have to do with him going golfing?

[A]

No, Mom.

[B]

Mother in law. Lisa. Lisa. Wow. Lisa's a dog in general. She's a dog.

[A]

She's saying this in front of both of you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Jill, were you kind of like this, and then you just, like. You just, like, looked at Jill like, oh, suck on that. Yeah,

[B]

it was out of body experience, where I just. It was like a Jesus, take the wheel thing. But Lisa's taking the wheel and she's driving for me. I'm sitting there going, oh, my God.

[A]

I don't have to say a word right now.

[B]

We haven't hit a single cone yet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This is incredible. And Jill was beyond pissed, as she should have been the entire situation. There's more details, but to. To keep this a very clean. Story of clean.

[A]

Nobody's fun.

[B]

Nobody's getting dragged.

[A]

Don't want to do that.

[B]

Don't want to do that.

[A]

We're already in hot water.

[B]

We're already in hot water.

[A]

No pun intended.

[B]

Well, I'm talking about. I'm talking about third party dragging because we got. We got to pay for the hotel room.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yep, yep.

[B]

Listen. Yeah. So. So just a lot went on, and it was basically, my wife was like, you're defending our landlord more than you're defending me. I have to go stay in a hotel with my mom. She never comes in town, and when she does, this happens. This sucks. You're the man of the house. You should be on top of these things. I get that, but I am not the homeowner. I do not. That is not my AC unit, but I did take it.

[A]

But you're a PT6 or there's a standard.

[B]

I'm a PT6er. And to that point, I. When Michael came to, he was the AC repair man. Shout out, Michael. He was a sicko father of three, I believe. And I said, michael, I don't own this house, and I don't want to be breathing down your neck. I want. I will soon be a homeowner, and I really want to know what's going on here. Can I just sit out here with you and you just kind of talk me through what you're doing? Best. Best 45 minutes I've ever spent. Best 45 minutes I've ever spent.

[A]

In what? Delivery by you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

To get you walking kind of Arm in arm with them.

[B]

Yeah, I'm on your team.

[A]

Like, relentless curiosity. That's what that screams right there.

[B]

And guess what? Guess what I figure out. Michael's a salesman too. He sells AC units. He doesn't just fix them. Got his info. Let me know when you're buying a house.

[A]

I got you. So he's got seven different kinds of smoking.

[B]

Yeah, he does. And he said, man, hey, you don't use Linux, don't get Linux, don't go Pioneer either. You want to go this route, the blah, blah, blah. Now, this kind of unit right here, let's just say I want to have it for my grandma's house. You know what I'm saying? But it'll do the job. This is your compressor. Here's the motor. Now this one is all that, you know, this is a whole trick of the trade. We'll get the screwdriver, and maybe we can get that fan going. If the fan doesn't go, motor's blown. That means you're out of AC till Wednesday. Because I gotta order that part on Monday. Motor was broken. Oh, AC is not getting repaired till Wednesday.

[A]

God.

[B]

Good.

[A]

So as people are listening, your AC gets repaired today.

[B]

AC gets repaired today. What Jill did not realize in this moment because I really got the full brunt on Saturday from wifey. Totally understandable. Jill was totally in the right.

[A]

Look at the camera when you say that.

[B]

Hey, honey, you're always right. And you were very right on Saturday.

[A]

Thank you, Dan Gable.

[B]

Thank you, Dan Gable. But to that point, it. It does suck. It is a sticky situation. I have the tea time before the AC broke. Jill is telling me to get out of the house more. She's like, you need to go do I want you to go do when this happens. Then it's like, oh, they're in the hotel. I'm staying with the dogs with a portable AC thing that I bought at Home Depot to make sure they're good at the house. I'm sleeping on the couch and I'm freezing cold from the portable ac. But if my foot goes out of the freezing cold airwaves, all of a sudden the couch is burning hot. It was like pockets of temperature that I had never experienced before. Thankfully, we're not in Texas and it's not 100 degree, because that's what we're. Jill and I have experienced that in Texas. Way better for your AC to go out in Tennessee, but to bring it back and put a bow on it. With Ms. Lisa coming to my aid, we're coming up with A plan of sad of Sunday, my golf round. And we want to go look at this new house in Spring Hill. We're kind of figuring out a plan. And Jill goes, well, Scarlett, your dad's golfing tomorrow, so we can't do it in the morning. He'll be busy all day. And Lisa. What? Golfing doesn't take all day. It'd probably be about four hours. Oh, Did you guess you she deserved one in that moment? I did not. I went like, you want to see what I did when this was going on? And that's all I did.

[A]

That's the. I know my wife hates hearing this, but I'm so happy it's being said and it's not coming from my mouth.

[B]

Don't sh. Do not smile.

[A]

No, don't smile.

[B]

Do not agree with me. Do not agree with mother in law. Maybe give her a little look when wifey isn't looking and going, hey, me and you always. This is a thing. This is a thing we gotta keep doing. I have the opposite of a rat. I have my. I have my own little ally. It was phenomenal, dude. It was phenomenal. And that's pretty much the story. It does segue into running into the PT sicko, which I can tell very quickly tell it to.

[A]

He sickos are out and about.

[B]

PT sickos are. They're everywhere out and about. And I really don't run into a lot of PT sickos. I really don't. And when I do, it's usually with you Or Taylor and Towhee Golf Club in Spring Hill. Great spot. They have a restaurant at their golf course that. It's part of the golf course, but it's so good that people just go eat there. So I got to learn about that golf round. Went so well, dude. And I'm calling up wifey and mother in law. I said this restaurant apparently so good. And it's right by the house we want to go look at. How about y' all come down here and eat? We'll go look at the house all together as a happy family. Already woke up to a text from Jilly Bean. I'm so sorry for the way I spoke to you yesterday. You know, you're the most incredible father and husband, and I was just really frustrated in the moment. I couldn't lose.

[A]

You played a good round.

[B]

Terrible. Because that's how the universe works.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

If Jill was still mad at me, I would have played lights out. I would have played lights out. But fun round. Very fun round. Got to golf with a retired Law cop from Long Island. His name was David. We can have a whole other episode about David. Dude.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We could truly have an episode about David. Back to the restaurant. We're finishing up our meal and this family with this really cute baby is leaving the restaurant. Jill wants to say something to them about their baby because of how he was dressed. They're playing with it. It was so cute. And this family of like eight completely walks past us. And the mom and the baby are at the tail end of it. And as Jill is turning to say something to the mom, the mom is now kind of like coming towards us. It looks like she wants to say something about our baby, but instead she just goes. My husband's a huge fan of the podcast. I don't know why he just walked by. I think he was a little too scared to say something. He'll come back over here. But I wanted to tell you that my husband is a huge fan of for the Dads and we love your show. And I'm like, oh my God, what a. Like this is incredible. And dad comes around. Shout out Nate. Shout out the PT Sicko. Nate comes around and he's like just gassing up the community. That's all he was gassing up. He loves the show, but he just kept on talking about the comments, the blah, blah, blah, the community.

[A]

The comments are the best.

[B]

It's the best. And it was really fantastic to meet Nate. It was very humbling and it was like really, really funny. That wifey came in and was like, okay, he's not going to do it. I'll go do it for him. He'll be pissed, but he's going to be happy. That I did was funny. So funny.

[A]

Love that.

[B]

It never a bother. Derek and I were like laughing about how they were like we didn't want to bother you. Jill and I have never been bothered before. Bother me both at a, at a meal. At a meal. You want to know how many people have come up to tell me that they enjoyed my podcast while I was eating one. Nate, you did not bother us.

[A]

You're like getting up out of your, out of the booze and you're kind of like looking at Jill and you gotta see your husband's got something.

[B]

Lisa knocked me. She said that's my son in law

[A]

said he just wanted a photo.

[B]

She was like, oh man, you crushed it. You're the best. You're the best son along the entire world. I said, you're kid. Don't just say that. I'm not just saying that. And Knocked me.

[A]

God.

[B]

I mean, I made up that last part. I lied about that.

[A]

Okay. I was about to say what an allyship you got going on with mother in law.

[B]

She was.

[A]

Jill's in shambles listening.

[B]

No, she was excited, though. Lisa's great. And this week, really. This weekend has sucked. It's been hard. Really hard weekend. There's some other stuff going on just like logistics wise with moving and all that stuff. It's very stressful and Jill has been an absolute trooper. We've been working through just all the headaches of. Of, you know, becoming a homeowner. Becoming a homeowner. Renting, ac, Going out.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And thank you to Lisa for, like, we kept on saying we felt so bad that Lisa. This happened while Lisa was here. Thank God this happened while Lisa is here because she's watching Scarlett right now. Like, we don't have daycare on Tuesday Thursdays. So I would have to mention.

[A]

And not to mention, you would have been in the doghouse.

[B]

Doghouse, dude. Yeah.

[A]

You'd have been off today. I mean, you've been off your game.

[B]

Oh, I would have been off my game for sure. We would have figured out a way to do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you see me when I get stressed, I just. I lock up. I would have been that.

[A]

You want to hear a dead loss of mine?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Rue has cursed a couple times.

[B]

And,

[A]

dude, before parenthood happens, there is I. I want to say papa Team six is probably on board with this idea.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a part of thinking when they do start talking or when they drop their first curse word because, dad, curses. I dropped some. I dropped some bombs. Sue me. I dropped some bombs.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

There's a party. Like, I wonder when they're gonna say their first one just because they're mimicking dad. I'll throw mom in there, too. I'm sure there's moms out there that throw. Throw some trash talk around, and there's part of you that kind of fantasizes about when that's gonna happen, that it's gonna be funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In all the things. Let's not be too serious about it, because they have no clue what they're saying. But rouge dropped a What the.

[B]

Oh, well.

[A]

And a gosh damn it.

[B]

A gosh damn it.

[A]

A gosh damn it.

[B]

Her morals are there.

[A]

Her morals are there.

[B]

Her morals.

[A]

I've reeled in some. That part of me on the gosh part.

[B]

That came from dad. That came from that game.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Charles dropping the F bombs. Or did that come from that?

[A]

That's Charo.

[B]

That's gotta be.

[A]

But I'll operate like, yeah, I've dropped some F bombs. But I always like. I'm almost. I'm always like, oh, what the. I just say the. The F part. Oh, Rue has now dropped WTF twice. Full word, all of it. First time it came in success. Like, WTF came first. And then, gosh damn, it eventually came, like, within 10 minutes of the WTF where I'm obviously laughing and off. You know, I'm not like, laughing so much that to just enable Rue, that you need to keep saying it because this is hilarious. Because I'm hearing my wife too, Charles, like, hey, we gotta. You can't. I got you. I got you. But also, it is kind of funny. Yeah. When they just drop a curse word, they have no clue. Like, they're obviously mimicking that. I'll reel it in. I'll do a much better job.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So we kind of have that to where I'm like, oh. I said, gosh damn it. And then rude just mimics me. Gosh damn it.

[B]

Like immediately.

[A]

Immediately after.

[B]

Love that.

[A]

On the wtf. I'm like, what the? She just goes, what the.

[B]

When you bit on the F. When

[A]

I bit on the F. So obviously she's heard it come out of my mouth before.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Or go back to last Thursday or Friday. I'm getting Rue. It's just me and Rue. I'm taking her to school.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we go outside. I'm like, come on. I'm like, you want me to pick you up? Are you gonna climb in? She's like, oh, pick me up.

[B]

I'm like, what the.

[A]

You always climb in. And then she's as. She's climbing, and she goes, what the fuck? And I'm biting my laughter, holding in my laughter behind her. Oh, sweetheart, it. Because now I'm thinking, it's just me and her. Oh, dad, you have to operate a little bit different.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

We're not with everybody. Yeah. Just get away with laughter and laugh it off and allow mom to be the.

[B]

These are the moments where no one's looking.

[A]

We gotta enforce the moments where nobody's looking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I'm thinking, okay, how do I maneuver her? Dropping the F word. Yeah. I'm like, sweetheart, you can't say that. And she's like, I forget what she says. I'm like, do you. Do you know what that word means? She's like, what word? I'm like, say what you said. She goes, what the. And I go, do you know what that means? She's like, no. I'm like, yeah. I say, I know you get that from Dada. I say it too. But honestly, I don't know what it means. Now that I'm thinking out loud and learning with you.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

We don't need to be saying words that we don't understand. Well, so I know you saw Dada laughing, but you should not say that word because you don't know what that word means. I don't know what it means. I need to stop saying that word. We'll do it together. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's kind of how I put that out. And then I'm thinking, now that this whole rat thing has came back around to where I know Rue's a rat, There was a part of me that I go to Charo. I waited a while. I kind of waited a couple days to tell Charo, but part of me is like, I can't let this leakage happen. Or Rue, like, tell Mama that Dad had corrected her, saying I couldn't, I couldn't allow her. Rue. To control the narrative.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I needed to. There was almost a part of me that almost understood subconsciously that Rue's gonna tell on me eventually. I need to come clean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I came clean. Charo told her the situation. She's, like, laughing at me, and she's like, well, what'd you say? I'm like, well, this is what I did. And I was like, I do. I gotta reel it in. I gotta reel it in. But it's funny when Ru curses when you're a three year old drops curse words. I, I can't help it. Sue me. I, I, it's funny to me.

[B]

I'm gonna give you a little heads up. In fourth grade, I got caught. I had a very bad mouth growing up, and I might have got it from an older gentleman that I lived

[A]

with by the name of dad.

[B]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe a guy named dad. You know, John Hanning's known to say a few words from time to time, but I got him in hot water. Like, in fourth grade, I forgot how I got caught swearing, like, on the bus ride home. And I remember feeling like I was in a lot of trouble. And my parents actually let me go, like, play with my. Go across the street, the neighbors and play football and stuff, which really caught me off guard. And I realized, looking back at it, when I came back home, like, the old man was just in the doghouse because, yeah, mom has a slip up here in time, but she was, you know, very adamant on, like, no swearing. The old man, he gets hot. Who knows? He's like Joe Pesci and Imagine Joe Pesci and home alone. Just not with the. So, yeah, but you, hey, just down the road giving you a heads up.

[A]

Yeah. PT6, we gotta stay tight on.

[B]

Gotta stay tight.

[A]

My old man was the same way. You kind of just knew. Okay, I'm not allowed to curse because mama dropped the hammer on you. There's just no, you know, you're not having a bad. Oh, yeah. You kind of get away with the bad mouth at school or with your boys or anything else. But once mom gets wind of it, it's.

[B]

My dad had the ultimate cheat code in the world because my mom's go to and, dude, I'm talking about my mom. She was not hard on me or strict, but my mom was the type of mom who's like, good morning, Sherman. If I'm really tired, I'm like, good morning. She's like, what's that tone? Who have you been hanging out with that's talking to their mom like that? Which one of your friends is talking to their mom like that? And I'm like, what? What? Where did this come from? It was always, who have you been hanging out with? And so the one time that I dropped an F bomb, I dropped a plate on my foot. I was maybe fifth grade. I dropped a F bomb out of reaction, too. Tried to muffle it as I said it, and it was instantly, we need to. We need to talk about who you're hanging out with at school, because I. And shout out Dylan Law. Shout out Taylor. Shout out Taylor Locke. Because those are, like, my friends that my mom was like, I. I know Taylor Locke doesn't talk like that. I know Dylan Law's not talking like that. So who's talking like that? Where'd you learn that word?

[A]

Yeah, MT6 stays on it. They're. They're the standard. They got to keep dads in check. Yeah, they got to keep PT6 in check because they're right. Sure. Like, it's not about just the dynamic with us. Like, she's gonna go to school. She could say these words at school. She can hear other kids say it. If she hears another kid say it, she's thinking, oh, I've heard that word too. Like, dead assets. And I've never been, like, corrected.

[B]

Did the. The one thing that did come to mind with your correction, if we don't need to be saying words that we don't know the meaning of, is I laughed to myself of her playing, like, wizards or something at recess. And some girls like alakazam and Rs. Like, what does that word mean?

[A]

Do you know what that word.

[B]

Do you know what that word means?

[A]

Don't.

[B]

Probably shouldn't be saying it. Probably shouldn't say abracadabra if you don't know what that means.

[A]

God, it's constant learning.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You know what the means. It's okay if you don't.

[A]

Not really.

[B]

I mean, I don't either. At the end of the day, I

[A]

mean, we know what it means when it comes to shockwave, but just saying,

[B]

like, what the I've heard that comes from it has.

[A]

Bleep that out. Just bleep that one out.

[B]

Please bleep that one out. Just bleep the one out in case Ryu's watching.

[A]

Yeah, you don't have to bleep the others, but bleep that one out. But I guess I don't know what that phrase Means so that.

[B]

Do you have it pulled up? Up? No, it's a work computer. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really want to Google computer, bro. But. No, but it is the only word that says. It can be everything. It can be a noun, it can be an adjective, it can be an adverb, it can be a verb. It's the one word that really just. It's a catch all forever. Didn't. They did a Netflix series on this. They did a Netflix series on the word. It has like medieval origins, Right.

[A]

Abbreviated as wtf is an intensive, vulgar slang phrase expressing extreme surprise, confusion, anger or annoyance.

[B]

There you go, Rue.

[A]

It acts as an emphatic form of what? Often signaling disbelief or frustration in a situation. Yeah, if I had that in multiple choice, I would have got. I would have got it right. It's just the explaining part. Yeah. I guess I don't fully know what it means. So dead. I don't be saying it. Yeah, God forbid, but Funny moment, dad lost. Funny moment. Love it all.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

We're going to learn. We're going to get better.

[B]

Yes, man.

[A]

If she says it again, though,

[B]

that's on her.

[A]

That's on her. I am gonna laugh.

[B]

But the old George Bush fooled me once and he does a very eloquent job.

[A]

He can finish that.

[B]

Yeah, he does a great job.

[A]

F me once, sham on you, fool me twice, shame on me.

[B]

Shame on me. Or wait, it's got to be your bull. Yeah. But yes, that, that was everything. As far as my notes from the weekend of like the AC being broken. I have some dad wins that we can go through.

[A]

Let me see here. We have a rat in the house. R cursing Scotty dropping massive dumps. She must ate something. I think it's like dairy related.

[B]

Oh, yeah, what's going on with that?

[A]

He's dairy related. She had a cheese stick last week and throughout the entire weekend. I'm talking massive, massive bombs. Stinky ones too.

[B]

Let's go.

[A]

Like, right when it happens, you can smell it immediately. There was one where I was changing her diaper. It's the first time it's ever happened where, you know, you lift the little legs up, you're wiping their little butt, you throw the. You throw the wipe on top of the poo. Yeah, on top of the poo. Just in case they get a little. Get a little antsy.

[B]

I want the heel.

[A]

But when I went to roll it up, as I had the new one underneath, as I went to roll it up, it was so heavy, half of it falls out of the first diaper and onto the second diaper.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

And I'm upstairs.

[B]

I'm like, oh, this is Jay.

[A]

No. Hey, if my 16. It's Godzilla dropped a curse word right now, that would be so funny. But half of it falls onto the other diaper. I'm scrambling. Jesus. But it was. I come downstairs like, what happened up there? I'm like, just be glad you weren't the one on this one. But just heavy, big dumps, bro. Big dumps. Even, like, you know how they'll sleep through the night. And really it's just a heavy diaper from them, dude. Yes. Dump comes usually after breakfast. Like in the morning. They're taking her.

[B]

She's waking up with dumps.

[A]

She woke up, bro, Sunday morning with a massive dump.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In her diaper. And it was with all of the pee from the night. Heaviest diaper. I'm talking. Hey, I'm talking this big heavy. Like you could work out with it.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Putting it in the pail.

[B]

And it's got. I. This is some lore for PT signals and empty sickos these logs. Because Scarlett just had one of these. Not huge, not big.

[A]

Like, like an eight month old.

[B]

Big eight month old.

[A]

Big eight month old.

[B]

And it was from her waking up because she's a big pooper with that morning bottle, dude. And she'll stop halfway through the morning bottle and kind of give you one of these. And I'll take the bottle out and she'll sit there and just. Yeah.

[A]

Look at. They're Getting their morning 2 in.

[B]

Getting the morning too. But I changed it. And it's. It's a log, but it's got like a little. It's got the butt cheeks on it. Did it have the butt cheeks on it? Like the imprint or.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. From it being on her butt.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Because I'm thinking this is just a massive pile of shout out Jurassic Park. Like the dump of the triceratops. Like, that's the load. That's like getting in Scotty's diaper.

[B]

That is a map from we believe the cheese.

[A]

Because she's have this. She has like some eczema on her skin. And we're trying to eliminate some stuff from her diet there. Yeah. One of them, like, we're doing like almond milk instead of whole milk to see if it, like, helped. To see if it's been helpful.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So we think that's what it was.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Getting into a cheese stick.

[B]

Yeah. Dang, dude. Well done, Scotty. And it sounds like rude. Never have that because you're kind of shocked by this.

[A]

Yeah, more like impressed. Like, surprise, disbelief. Like, just again, I. And I just have it on my list. Scott Zilla dropping massive dumps.

[B]

Yeah, she really is her daddy's girl, but. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, she's her daddy's girl. Rue farts now. Like, farts and what's. Big ones?

[B]

What's that? Like, is she giggling like her dad? Like, is she. Are you teaching her how to use it as a tool for comedy?

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

Yeah, really?

[A]

It's going well. Her training's going well.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. She'll rip a big one and kind of look at me and giggle. She like, you heard that? Come on now. Come on, now. Reach out, give her a little dap.

[B]

Did I hear that? Did you hear this, y'? All? Y' all are going to be dueling banjos.

[A]

We will.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the dream.

[B]

Just living the dream, man. Girl dad.

[A]

Yeah. You know, as a young man growing up, women don't poop, women don't fart.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just not wanting to believe it. You know what I mean? Then you get married.

[B]

You.

[A]

Then you got a daughter. You're trying to train her to be as great as you.

[B]

But I. You just reminded me of something. I know we're segueing a lot, dude.

[A]

We're just. We're potting.

[B]

We're potting.

[A]

We're potting about fatherhood.

[B]

We had a. We had a nice little hater join the crew on my golf tweet.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I wanted. I wanted to give him a shout out because it's a nice little plug for our new girl dad hats, which you're currently.

[A]

Oh, I saw that. That was smooth. That was smooth.

[B]

Booth, he said if. Sorry, should I do name or should I not do name?

[A]

Shout his ass out, dude.

[B]

Like a funny bit about it. Shut that ass out. At out of control with two T's and two L's. He said if someone in my tea time showed up wearing a girl dad hat to play. To play golf, they would be getting clowned on every tee box. Because God forbid you love your kid.

[A]

God forbid. I would ask out of control if some. What if somebody showed up at your tee time with a girl dad hat on and he just happened to whoop your candy ass?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Then who'd be getting clowned on?

[B]

Yeah. And. And sadly, you know, I'm thinking to myself, what. What is the ideal girl dad hat for out of control? How can I make out of control happy instead of just being like, hey, maybe out of control's wrong. And we're okay. It's like, do you want girl dad on top? And then, like, football red meat power tools underneath it?

[A]

Maybe it's just badass football red meat power tools. And then he might feel like.

[B]

And then girl dad.

[A]

Right, guys, for real. Oh, he must not be a. He's wearing badass red meat football power tools. Tools.

[B]

But you like. Whoa, hold on here, man. I. I saw that your hat says football redmi power tools. Are you interested in any of those three things? Matter of fact, I love all three of them.

[A]

I would love to see out of control, like, a physical picture of him.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because, you know, he ain't well, and he.

[B]

Unfortunately, he's just projecting. He's on his profile picture, which was shocking.

[A]

Oh, yo, Surprise, surprise, surprise, surprise.

[B]

And so I just. I quote tweeted him. I said, available now. And I put a link to the

[A]

great prom, by the way. I saw that. I loved it.

[B]

That's out of your playbook.

[A]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, I've learned that as well too. Like, that's a great promo.

[B]

That's a great promo.

[A]

That's how you handle it.

[B]

It's easy. Oh, you don't like the merch? Well, here's a link.

[A]

Thank you for helping us make some more content.

[B]

And then a budget shout out the PT sickos that they went to his tweet because of my quote tweet, and they're like, whoa, whoa, tough guy, chill out. Don't beat us up, dude.

[A]

Nothing gets the blood flowing below the belt more than when Papa team six enters the chat.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's when you know buddy's in trouble.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Chef has something that he's got cooking up.

[A]

What do you have?

[B]

I got. He sounds like the type of guy for all my golf signos out there, probably has PXG irons, Slice from hell covers. Oh, I hope he has iron covers. Let's ask for the bag. Let's just. I want to see what he wears. Out.

[A]

Out.

[B]

I want you to. I'm gonna tweet at him, say, send me your bag. Send me what you wear for a day. Because if we want to get into, like, the pretentious golf world, I'm the guy to. I'll tee up on.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you are.

[B]

We have a match play. Chef versus BT6. Hater might be electric. Nothing would make me happy, girl.

[A]

That.

[B]

Oh, I would be proud. Proud of Chef in that moment. Nothing would make me happier here. We also have a little Easter egg has. Have you been told?

[A]

No.

[B]

In regards to Chef,

[A]

he's in butt straining.

[B]

He. No. Well, that.

[A]

Way better. Way better.

[B]

Way better.

[A]

Oh, I don't want to say something out of pocket and it's not the case. I kind of just did.

[B]

It's a callback. I didn't hear. I didn't hear what you said, so it's okay. He said you entered Bud's training, which wasn't too far. Oh, that's funny. That's part of the show. Yeah, it's part of the show. Call back to a callback Chef moment. You want to let him know, Chef,

[A]

is he cooking a turkey in the ground?

[B]

That's a good call back.

[A]

Is. Is he graduating from a. From a level?

[B]

No, no, no. Go back to turkey.

[A]

I don't want to be out there listening.

[B]

You're hot with turkey. What else Chef has taken on the show? Turkey's one. The other one.

[A]

This one.

[B]

But. But to be fair, this is something that we never talked about on camera. This has been a behind the scenes thing. That has been an inside joke. Yeah. Think of throwing at the wall during a brainstorm. This content idea.

[A]

I kid.

[B]

Maybe the. Maybe the dumbest thing I've pitched dead.

[A]

One of the best things, pulling out dad brain card.

[B]

What has four wheels and is awesome truck. And who got a new one recently?

[A]

Dad. He.

[B]

He brought.

[A]

Chef is now getting a new truck.

[B]

No. And nope. Even better.

[A]

He's driving his dad's new truck.

[B]

Trucks outside. He brought it to show you. He wanted to show you, by the way. And he drove it today. I know that. I know the old man's listening context. Parents are out of town. I hope. I hope the keys are great. I told my dad I was driving and he goes, can you please wait until like Thursday or Friday? So that way if something happens, we'll be back soon. And I figured today would be the best day. It's a dream to drive. It's been fine. So nice. So we'll have some bonus content.

[A]

Yeah. Bonus content.

[B]

We'll get to have Chef showing his dad's truck to Will, which I'm very excited for.

[A]

Okay. Chef shows off his dad's new truck.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Proud moment.

[B]

I mean, it's his pride and joy. It's a beast to drive to.

[A]

Hell yeah. Hell, yeah. It is.

[B]

So excited for the clip that's gonna come from this dude. Oh, my God. Okay. Do we. We want to do some dad wins some. Some write ins from our lovely.

[A]

Let's get to the community. Hang on. Let me organize. Let me organize. Dead dad had dad hack of the week MT6 shout outs, new dad. Oh, I forgot to do. I forgot to talk about PT 5th IT support from the bar community. Nothing but comments everywhere. Charles even tell me the ladies have been hitting her up, sending her the clip, the comment. And I told Charo, I'm like, every Bar three profile and brand needs to be sharing that. Because what's going to happen is the women who just love Bar three, they're going to be showing their hubby.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

They're going to be showing their man.

[B]

And that was happening in the clip. Did you see all the other Bar three Derek was showing me? You have the comment in front of you, but there are people tagging their local Bar 3 location and they've been commenting back a lot of comments about the vibes of Bar three. So I think you. You kind of got that nailed down. Will is. The vibes seem to be what everyone's right.

[A]

It's a good vibe. It's a fun vibe, especially for dudes. You're used to just getting on and talking about being a. And you're not strong enough. They don't do that. It's. They. It's very encouraging. It's a very encouraging atmosphere. Good vibes. You're moving and grooving. As long as you can accept yourself.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That you don't feel awkward kind of hitting some of the moves and you just rip it next to the women. Like, you're gonna do great. You're gonna flourish. And I was telling Charles, because Charles on me about it. We do need to do a collab. Whether it's an outdoor class where you get PT6M teams.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Like, women in their significant other. All the dudes come, all the boys. We just embrace.

[B]

We just embrace a pt, a park or like. Yeah.

[A]

There's also. There's also the thought of doing one in studio. Like the 10am one that I think took that I took on Friday, which is one. Which is one of the ones Charl teaches. Just having it to where it's just for the dads. It's like us and our significant others getting the ladies in, getting jelly beans.

[B]

Could we do it, Ms.

[A]

Chef?

[B]

Could we do it at Centennial? I've seen some, like, big classes at Centennial before, and it looks so fun. Charles ripped a couple out.

[A]

Well, Charles done one at Centennial. I. I believe I'm probably going to get an apron.

[B]

Airport.

[A]

But she's done some outdoor. They do outdoor classes each year. Like a couple throughout the year. And they. I mean, hundreds of women.

[B]

I'm so, so in.

[A]

But Yeah, a lot of support from the bar community. I see one here From Petite Petite Filet 77. Such a great class. One of my absolute faves of the week.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Blue hearts, little heart, Taylor Swift hearts. Atta boy. Vibes on point from Bar 3, Huntsville.

[B]

Bottom right corner has a charo. Shout out.

[A]

Which one?

[B]

Bottom right corner from Jamie Vank.

[A]

Jamie Vank at 7am cardio class with at Cheeto. Underscore Charlie is the best, most challenging thing I've ever done. Shout out. I come for the vibes. Let's get a dad class. 100 in. Make it happen. Yeah, bro. Here's a good, here's a good vibe. I used to use bar as my second leg day during the week. Week leg day. This, this must be a gentleman chiming in.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Don't sleep on bar. It will have you quivering in the corner while 68 year old Barbara hasn't even broken a sweat yet. While she smiles at you and gives you the thumbs up telling you it's a different beast in there.

[B]

And I, I would love to have a good leg day regimen. Like I like something that, you know, you could go to this class and, and learn from, take part in. Important to my core and lower back too.

[A]

Oh, buddy.

[B]

Which I'm, you know.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And you know, all my problems stem from just having an out of whack, like hips, pelvis, low back, knee. And it is like a very, my explanation is just it's a very like intense rehab class that you don't. You feel like you fail at. But ultimately they say you do a great job.

[B]

Well, the fact that you're doing it. I'm not saying that when I leave,

[A]

I feel great the rest of the day. Like when I'm bending over, like putting Scotty in the crib. The little things for me is like a low back dad survivor.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He's like when I bend over to put Scotty in the crib, when I lean down to pick her up, when I'm getting in the bottom drawer and I'm like, can we get this in a higher drawer? I just hate like been getting down to do bath time. Like my L5 and SI. Like I have issues. They're not like, they're not to the point where I need surgery. People would probably offer up surgery. You don't want to do back surgery injury.

[B]

No, you don't. And if you do, you want to do it way down the road when you have to do it.

[A]

Yes, yes. But a lot of those little things where my Back is like a very annoying. Every day when I hit the class, like, dude, I'm feeling great. It gives me probably 36 of the next 36, 48 hours. Like, my back feels like everything feels intact. Yeah. It's hard to explain, but to where I'm like, I do like Charles always wanting me to come to her class, but I'm always like, I'm just a masculine vibe of it does. It feels uncomfortable. Like I feel, I feel awkward. I just don't. I don't put myself out there, dude.

[B]

Hey, that's okay because guess what?

[A]

Because the women dominate me. You know what I mean? It's just. You just feel. But now that I flipped the switch

[B]

and hey, you get. You got a. A brother in arms right here. I know these two guys have said that they're down too. And let's go. Let's all go it up together.

[A]

Let's all go it. That's what we do on the show.

[B]

I. I want to walk in there, there. I want to have my little water bottle in my little bag. Whatever I need to bring. I want to sit down. I want to say me up, fam.

[A]

Yeah, with your toes out. You know what I mean? There's no socks. That's a new thing for your boy.

[B]

Ruin me. Destroy me.

[A]

I want to see Barbara in the corner giving me a wink and a thumbs up. You're doing great.

[B]

I want to see Jill at eight, eight months postpartum, just, just destroying it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Run in circles around me.

[A]

Yeah, I'm fine. Well, I. We are getting it in the work, so something will come. Just gotta figure out the timing. I do have one last update before we get into the shout outs. Donut update. Father in law, he brought a box of donuts.

[B]

This is big.

[A]

This is big. This is big. I'm sure he saw the clip. There's a lot of back and forth in between us. Nothing said between us, but he brought donuts over. I sent him that text last week while we were on the show. Yeah, I still can't believe you took my chocolate donut.

[B]

Donut.

[A]

Father in law brought a donut box over on Sunday when they came over and enjoyed the pool a little bit. So I just want to clear that up, dude.

[B]

Well done, Opa.

[A]

Yeah. Thank you, Op. Shout out. Opa. Oh, he's a good man.

[B]

Good man. And a lot of people kind of coming in support of Opa in the comments. A lot of people calling out Opa as well. But it sounds like a fine line that you guys were able to Navigate.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And people did have a good point. I commented somebody yesterday on my own Instagram and I just replied to him, not in my house. Because he's saying this is essentially payback for the generation before us, the ones who raised us. We. Is it ransacked or ransacked?

[B]

Ransacked. Ransacked.

[A]

N or M?

[B]

N as in Nancy?

[A]

I believe the kids, their friends would ransack the pantry in the kitchen all the time. This is now payback because they get to come over your house. I get that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But not in my house.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, Opa isn't quite there once Opa's in the recliner. And, like, it's kind of. It's a whole thing to, like, get Opa on his feet and. Oh, aren't you glad Opa's here, moving around like that age?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did Opa take the donut then? Okay, I'm vibing with that. Vibing with that, Vibing with that.

[A]

Especially if he takes the kids stuff.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you look over at Opa and he's. He's asleep at, you know.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It's 11:30. He's already taken a nap.

[A]

Yeah. But fun update there.

[B]

Fun update, dude.

[A]

Let's dive into some comments. Crack a cold one.

[B]

I'm just going to break the ice because this is my first actual sad alert after the prank of the joke sad alert that we did. So I'm just going to break the ice. I'm going to say this is an actual sad alert.

[A]

Are you being for real?

[B]

I'm being.

[A]

Now you see what happens?

[B]

That's why I'm addressing now the guards up. That's why I'm addressing it. I'm saying. Saying that joke will never be played again. And apologies because of this awkward moment right here where I have a legit sad alert. We're going to read it and we are very happy that people do send in emotional stories.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's just my breaking of the ice. Gosh, he's got a great last name. And I will butcher it in apologies. Daniel Bodishbaugh. Daniel says, fellas, I've never done anything like this, but gotta share with you. I'm a new father of one precious little girl. She is now just four days old and we are fusho in the trenches. Her name is Hallie Ann Bodishba. I just wanted to write to you guys and say that I appreciate you. It's got to be pretty cool that what you love to do helps many people People, I guess I'm also asking for a little shout out to my wife, Gabriella. We have been together for 14 years now. Congratulations to them. Shout out. And she and I just lost her younger brother, Christian Schofield. Christian Schofield. Just a day before we were going to tell him the good news that Gabriella was pregnant with Halian. She has been incredibly strong through the process and just. Just walked through childbirth, birth, like it was something to do. I was very impressed with her poison focus through it all. Anyway, Christian was also a firefighter with Cali Fire like me, and he was the only true brother I ever had myself. And I am sure many other viewers feel connected to you guys because of your approach to the podcast and in general. Thank you guys for what you do. Big fan. Hope all is well and stay up, boys.

[A]

What's his first name?

[B]

Daniel.

[A]

Daniel, yes. Yeah, Daniel. I'm sorry, brother.

[B]

So sorry. And also, like, so much to celebrate there, too. Like, it's cool that Daniel's able to sit there and reflect with the family that he's built and they're able to, like, process and feel what they're going through.

[A]

Yeah, it's there. You really are, like, no words that you can tell people. When you lose a loved one, one that close, and you have such a story where it's a brother that you've never had, that you've operated with, that your wife is close to as well, that you were about to deliver news the next day. Like, those are moments that obviously are going to be permanent in your head, but when you do get out on the other side, or the moments you do get out on the other side, you reflect in such a way to where, again, pulling experience from that happening with my mom, it's like you pull from those things to help kind of cultivate your family. Like, they live through you and they trickle down into your little ones, even though it sucks that your little ones will never meet them and they'll never truly grasp and know how much that person meant to you in a. You know what I mean? In like a real. In such a real way to where I'm just so conscious that they'll never know. However it is through myself, it's through Charo. It's through everybody that's in the family that knew my mother, father.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And. Or the new year loved one that pours into them to where they will have that perspective way down the road. Maybe after you're gone. You know what I mean?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

So it's tough, dude. Condolences, man. I know words don't make it at all better because you're. You're kind of in your own. You're kind of in your own fight. And you and your wife lean on each other and don't. My advice would be. Everybody wants to always jump into. To help solve problems or solve thinking. When, man. A lot of the time it's just, Dude, I want to say this out loud and just know that you're next to me.

[B]

Yes. Only thing that I could even remotely say to that ride in is a fun anecdote of. My grandmother had a little song that she would sing to my mom when my mom would put her arms around her in the pool. And my grandma would walk, like, in the shallow end and drag her and she would sing come on, let me take you on a sea cruise. And she would sing that to her mom. Saying that to me, Juju. My grandmother. It's not long past, but just in a. What's that called? Not innate, but it's just like, in my subconscious. I put Scarlet up on my shoulder one night and was like, bopping her around and I started singing, come on, let me take you on to see Cruise. And it's just like those little. There's gonna be those little things like you said.

[A]

Then one day Scarlet's probably going to do that.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

And you're right, man. I. I do as many things as I can remember. My mom told me that she did when I was a baby where it's like she. My mom would always tell me she loved, like, rubbing on my palm at night. Scotty doesn't like her hands being touched as much. Sometimes I get in there where she's like, having the bottle or I'm rocking her and she's like, hold her. Holds her hands up, like, while I just rub the inside of her palm. You know what I mean?

[B]

It's like that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Connective vibe.

[A]

Just like. Oh, my. I know. My mom said she used to do this. Me, now I'm doing it to my little ones. Rule. Always loved it.

[B]

Now.

[A]

Now I'm the back scratcher. Snuggle. Back scratch, arm rub, dude. Like little things like that. That. Yeah, yeah, that will.

[B]

That will come out. Like little. Little parts of Christian will be there and come out over time and it'll be a really beautiful moment. And you won't even plan for it. It. It's just going to happen. It's going to be great.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, man. What was the segue with that?

[B]

I have another dad. Win.

[A]

Dad wins. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. I think These were dad wins. That was a new dad. Oh, that was new dad. But you do have dad wins. But you each have some new dads.

[A]

I. I have a new dad. Would you like me to read a new dad? Please, please, please, please. Here we go. We got a photo here. Alyssa Harris on Instagram. My husband is your biggest fan up in Gulf Canada. He talks about your pod all the time and relays everything you guys talk about to me as he works hard being the best that he can for his little girl. Everly. I made sure to get him some of the for the dad's merch for Christmas. And he reps it wherever he goes. Thanks for giving him the confidence to be an absolutely amazing partner and daddy to our little family of three. We have a phenomenal photo right here.

[B]

Oh, and that's from Alyssa.

[A]

Yeah, that's from Alyssa Harris on Instagram.

[B]

And what's your husband's name? Does she even list it? No. Alys husband. You're a sicko.

[A]

Yeah, Empty sicko. She's like, oh, I forgot to give your name.

[B]

Let's give him a name just for the sake of it so we can say shout out his name.

[A]

What's your gut tell you? Oh, Brett.

[B]

He seems like a. A kind, gentle Brett.

[A]

Yeah, just a nice Brett.

[B]

He's just Brett. Brett Harris.

[A]

Yeah. Brett Harris. Brett Harris. Congrats.

[B]

Shout out Brett.

[A]

You and Alys. She looks like a stud. I love the high single pony.

[B]

And look at Brett's hat. Is he wearing a PT6 hat in that got on backwards?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's wearing a p. He's wearing the PT6 shirt.

[B]

Oh, there you go.

[A]

Logo right there. PT6 shirt.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

But just a little pony up top. The first time you're able to make that happen, you're like, oh, look how adorable she looks.

[B]

The pony in scarlet's like too much hair tie. I have another new dad. New dad alert. New dad alert. This comes from Maddie Lynn on Instagram. Maddie says, hey, proud member of MT6 here. My husband Ryan is an absolute PT sicko. He loves listening to the pod every week on his way to work. He is finishing his residency training and starting interview season while killing it as a new dad to our two month old, Jordy. He is the best and hardest worker and it would make his day to get some love from the dads. He's wearing our dad shirts right there.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Maddie, thank you for writing in. And Ryan, best of luck to you in the job search. Only advice I'd give before a Job interview. I'm a big believer in the body language. Pre gaming. When you're going into a stressful environment. Get big. Let the. Was it called the capillary? Whatever. Open up.

[A]

Hell yeah.

[B]

Get the blood flow going and just get real big, dude. Do some stretches before you go into that room. Go sneak into the bathroom, get in the stall and just move around. You get big. Because when we get nervous, we shrink.

[A]

Couple nasal breathing. Some good deep nasal breathing. Look in the mirror and say, you're the man.

[B]

Wait, who is that in the mirror? Who is that? Is that PT Sicko I see that's going to land this job? It's got to be.

[A]

Bathroom door opens up

[B]

and I put so. And I put soap on it. By the way, I did put soap on it because he's probably a doctor.

[A]

Alex Marquette. A boys official. PT6 are here. Love the pod. Keep up the good work. It is currently 418 26. Oh, it's not April.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

3-18-26. My son arrived yesterday at 11:50am after having an emergency C section. We are the proud parents of a St. Patrick's Day baby. However, we aren't out of the woods yet. Little Bam Bam was taken into the NICU last night due to low blood sugar and body temp. They also found a little heart murmur, so we were hoping for the best. They did say he's shown improvement so we should be good again. Love the pod. Keep it up. PT6 out.

[B]

PT6 out. Not to make light of that. Thought we had a time traveler there for a second.

[A]

Thought we did.

[B]

I got excited.

[A]

Willie, read it.

[B]

This is future Will. Hello will.

[A]

It's April 18, 2026. Hang on. No.

[B]

How did I figure that out? A month, dude.

[A]

Sicko.

[B]

For real. Big shout outs to them. We can also go into. Would you grab dad wins.

[A]

No dude, MT6. You can't shout out the dads and not shout out the the moms.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Officially a PT6 or wife gave birth today March 19th to a baby boy, 8lbs 7lbs or 8lbs 7oz. Let's go. In my hospital chair bed as I type this. Just want to give a shout out no free shout outs to my wife Bri who was amazing and pushed him out in 40 minutes.

[B]

What?

[A]

Kept it under an hour. What? Brie. After being in labor for 14 hours. Good as she's pushing. I told her to embrace the suck man. She was determined. Thanks for the pod you guys make my Wednesdays and help me stay calm and cool throughout the pregnancy. Than see. Thank you Jordan. Thank you, Jordan. Shout out. Jordan.

[B]

Huge burnout.

[A]

Bigger shout out to Bri. Bigger shout out.

[B]

And I want to do a quick segment, probably everybody's favorite segment, where we pitch a new merch idea live on air.

[A]

Yeah. Everybody's favorite segment.

[B]

Everyone's favorite Yoda for that. The one time you said. I know, I know, but we're going to make. We're going to normalize it. We're going to normalize it.

[A]

Normal lives. Everybody's favorite segment.

[B]

Everyone's favorite segment. So this is the part of the show where we pitch a merch idea live on air. My idea is a newborn beanie because I know all these dads are wearing the. The stuff when they're coming out, but I'm seeing all these little beanie pictures on the newborn babies and their little mittens. You know what I'm saying? Well, if we had a newborn beanie for them. That's all I'm saying. And that commences everybody's favorite segment of the show.

[A]

Hang on. That's brilliant.

[B]

Wait, reopen segment. Hold on, hold on. Reopen segment. Guys. Welcome back to pitch Live on Air. I just pitched a genius idea to my boss, Will Compton.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I like it. What do we call them? Baby Team 6? I mean, some of this stuff just

[B]

makes itself BT6 rhymes with PT6. Derek are kind of. I mean, you kind of head up the marketing arm of the merchandise.

[A]

He's kind of like our. The merch guy.

[B]

I mean, he's really just our marketing team at this point.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How do you feel I pitched. I think I pitched something. Not. Not that. That is genius. I love that idea. I'm not okay with the fact that Will's okay with the saying segment because I've pitched ideas and I've been told that my horses are too high or fast or some. And you've yelled. Y. You've been mad at me for, like, pitching, like, I. Things on air. I can't follow through with. I can't make a baby beanie. And I'm mad at you for being okay with this segment.

[A]

Why am I in trouble?

[B]

I think this is a good. This is a good moment where we can.

[A]

Are you saying I've shot down stuff like when we.

[B]

You've said that we shouldn't pitch merch on air because we can't even get our straight most of the time? I believe it was way long ago. Now Sherm's okay with it. It's an okay thing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Very protective of for our audience and us because we get. We Pitch something. And everybody's like, yeah, when's it coming? When's it coming? And we don't deliver.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

We're all. We. We're. We're doing nothing, but we're. It's a disservice to everybody.

[B]

To further catch astray from Derek. We. We started. We started it and normalized it, and then he was like, oh, well, I'm. They pitch all the time. I'll start pitching some. When Derek started here, we pitched every episode. Diaper bag. Let's make. Let's make baby bags.

[A]

Why not? You're right. You know what? You're right.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You. You. Yeah, that's. That's all fair. That's all fair.

[B]

Okay, so segment approved. Moved.

[A]

And timeout.

[B]

All right. Like, off the pod timeout.

[A]

Off the. Off the pod timeout.

[B]

Oh, wait, wait. For real, Sherman, this is a bit. Oh, off the pod time. Back to the. Off the pod. On the pod. Off the pod timeout. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a real in the pod, off the pod moment.

[A]

Yes. So are we in the pod right now?

[B]

Technically, we're off the pod, but the listeners can hear us because it's still part of the pod, but we're having a talk as a team. Off the pod while.

[A]

Got you. So they're getting an inside on this,

[B]

but they're getting inside. This is a team meeting.

[A]

Got you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

My only hesitation is the points that they were bringing up that where I was just getting lax brained right there. I was getting dad brained and truly buying into the idea. That's brilliant. We should 100% do that. He's bringing up old stuff that I would say, which he's right on. And so now that we're coming back around to do we continue to do merch ideas. But my only thing is we would need to deliver on the merch ideas. This

[B]

100% agreed. I agree with what you're saying because it's consistent with what you've always said, what just happened. And you wear many hats. You are CEO Will Compton. You are former NFL player Will Compton. You're for the co host, Will Compton. You got a lot of hats.

[A]

A lot of hats. There are times where I got to be former NFL player Will Compton.

[B]

What that was. One of them was like, ah, yeah, that's a great idea. I love this idea. They've got to be cheaper than the beanies we make because the beanies we make are bigger and so little beanies have to be cheaper. And so I can look into It. If we really want to see this as a thing, I just want you to know that I've pitched things on the show and you've told me to stop pitching things on the show because

[A]

I get nervous that we won't deliver.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

But I love the line of, you'll look into it.

[B]

I will look into it.

[A]

And then I think that kind of saves everything, because then the audience also knows if they're in this with us. Like, we do have to look into these things to see if it's, like, feasible or the right move or the best move or.

[B]

I wish we were on the podcast right now so that the audience could hear this. Yeah. Deke does follow through. That's the one thing that I am confident on. If he says he's going to look into it, he'll look into it. Yeah. That makes me feel comfortable. Now I'm thinking back on everything that if I haven't followed through on, I think we're okay. No, you always fall through.

[A]

No, you do.

[B]

No, I, I.

[A]

There's been a trust that's built up.

[B]

There's a trust that's built up. Yes. I also don't want PT6 to, like, be like, oh, where's that? And get mad at me because Sherm got to pitch an idea.

[A]

That's.

[B]

But.

[A]

And that's what this all opens up to. Like, no matter what, if we get excited about a potential idea and it doesn't happen, where is it?

[B]

Where is it?

[A]

You almost need. You need whoever the bad guy is in whatever story they are when they.

[B]

I'm the military guy getting arrows in his back, and you two are on the bed sleeping, cuddling, and I'm taking. I'm aware. I just also want to pitch the ideas that I'll get shot in the back for as an arrow on it.

[A]

Okay. As long as we're cool with that.

[B]

With that.

[A]

As long as we're good with that.

[B]

When we get back on the pod, how are we going to present this to pt6 real quick?

[A]

I think since it was an internal meeting with us, we don't. We don't carry it over into the pod.

[B]

Yeah, they don't hear anything, so we just don't exalt, don't acknowledge the meeting. And then we just go right back into that segment where he said it was a genius idea. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think we come back into it with, oh, my gosh, that's such a good idea, Sherm. And we just keep going. Okay, okay, okay.

[A]

We're gonna say, all right, we're back had just had a great meeting.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[A]

Deke's gonna look into it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let's get in a crack, a cold one.

[B]

And can we just get a clap before you go back into it? All right.

[A]

We are back from the internal meeting we just had with for the dads. The consensus is, great idea. Thank you. Deke is going to look into it.

[B]

That's fabulous.

[A]

And we'll know our answer through Deke

[B]

and we'll know our answer and also to de Gatekeeper to just throw extra wood on this bonfire. He. He's already been shopping. What he alluded to earlier is he

[A]

don't say too much again. We. Everybody know now, de Gatekeeper, do we have to have another meeting? No, no meeting. We got to eat the crack, a cold one, because we got to keep this episode under an hour.

[B]

Sure. It's a loose game. Stuff's in the works. Stuff's in the works. De's been cooking. All right, Leo, let's get into crack a colon.

[A]

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[B]

Hello. Hello. I'm Malcolm Gladwell, host of Smart Talks with IBM. I recently spoke with IBM's new Director of research Research, Jake Ambetta. We discussed his vision for the future of quantum computing at IBM Research. What we always do is answer, what is the future of computing? Whether it's coming up with new algorithms, coming up with better AI, coming up with quantum or coming up with just how do different accelerators go together? It's our DNA. To answer the question of what is the future? Isn't it a perfect problem for IBM because you kind of need to have a legacy of building stuff.

[A]

Stuff.

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Building actual physical machines.

[A]

Yeah.

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It's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience, the culture of building hard things that others have not done before. Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point when it will mature, right? Yeah. My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point? With Quantum, by 2029 we'll build the first fault tolerant Quantum computer that is one that can run a very, very large, large problem. To learn how IBM is building the future of computing, visit IBM.com quantum hey, it's Ryan Seacrest for Albertsons and Safeway. It's stock up savings time now through March 31st. Spring in for storewide deals and earn four times the points. Look for in store tags to eligible items from Lindor, Chips Ahoy Gatorade, post Ziploc and Zoa. Then clip the offer in the app for automatic event long savings. Stack up those rewards to save even more. Enjoy savings on top of savings when you shop in store or online for easy drive up and go pick up or delivery restrictions apply. See website for full terms and conditions. Want to earn extra income for your business? Amazon Hub Delivery is looking for ambitious business owners to assist with local delivery deliveries. When you become a partner, you and your staff will deliver packages to customers in your area on a schedule that works for you. With each package delivered, you'll gain extra income and exposure for your business. Plus, Amazon Hub Delivery makes it easy to get started. There's no upfront costs, delivery experience or long term contracts required. Sign up to learn [e-mail] hubdelivery that's Amazon.com hub delivery actually. I love that.

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Yeah, the real ones know. Real ones know that this is the drink.

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[A]

Let's go, man.

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[A]

That's brand alignment.

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It's brand alignment. It's our first, you know, baby product, if you will, that we're really excited about. I have a Nanic cam am Jill and I for Scarlet. I'm a huge believer in Nanit just because I've used the product so much and in their ad read, that's like, hey, say, say in your own words of like how easy it is to use and the comfort of being able to check in on your kid. And I really just got to break it down to when I need to know anything about my baby girl and how she slept. It's all in the Nana app and it's in insane. I can watch the history of her night's sleep and go watch through it.

[A]

So you watch tape, you can just self scout.

[B]

I can self scout and it has it in timeline chapters for me of hey, what's kind of moving around here? Hey. Woke up here, slept super sound here, slept like a rock. And I can go through there and just do watch tape, see how baby girl's sleeping. I told you that I knew that the power had restored back to my house during the ice storm. Yeah, because my Nanit, it's. Dude, Nanit is one of the best products out there. You're able to keep an eye on your kiddo while they're sleeping soundly. It breaks down a ton of information for you. Is a fabulous product that I'm actually super stoked that they're sponsoring us because I believe in it.

[A]

You can't put a price on safety and performance.

[B]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

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I think so. Slash for the dad.

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Because Ollie pops. Bwtb. Nan it is for the dads. Yeah. Come on, man. We're coming up.

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Hey, come on, man.

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We are up.

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[A]

Love that.

[B]

That was it. I'm sure that I did a little Will Compton. Read the prompter there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Last thing we have the portable Nanit system as well. That's not even in the ad read. They have like a little portable thing that you can bring. Okay, I. I'll get into just.

[A]

That's just another dad hack to throw.

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You guys are moving.

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[A]

Oh, that's amazing. I didn't see much buying.

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Just. Just came in. Oh, just came in.

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I'm thinking, okay, Sherm gets 250.

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Like, and already spin it.

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Will, forgot to tell you that was for both of us, but I just figured it was all good.

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[A]

You know what I love about wave hair. Before we get back to the episode, please. Shock wave approved. All right, My cr. A cold one this week. My crack of cold win is going to go to R. Dominating the monkey bars. Dominating. Chef will obviously get the video to you so you can put it up there.

[B]

You got this. R. Focus. Don't look at me. Oh, my gosh.

[A]

But one after another, bro. And even at the end, a little Planet of the Apes hang before she got onto the other side.

[B]

Can I do something pretty dramatic here before you go into this story?

[A]

That's basically the story.

[B]

Before you talk about how proud you are of your daughter. Daughter. I want to give that video a full moment. I don't even want it to. To play up here. Like, I think we should roll tape and welcome back. Can you believe what you just saw?

[A]

No. I look up there, and when I see her going across the monkey bars, I think scholarship.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The week before Rusman. She loves the monkey bars at school. I guess it's lower to where her. Maybe their feet can touch or something like that. Um, but she was starting to get it to where she goes on the first one and then goes to the second one but won't go to the third one. She'd be like, dad, I grabbed me and I would kind of like grab her rib cage and help a little, you know, just enough to where she can kind of get all the way to the other side. But she would. She would only do two. She Only do two monkey bars before it's like dead ass grabbing her on the rib cage and she's going across the other side. That one, Charles. They're at. They're at the park. I wasn't there. And Charl rips me that video, and I'm just smiling ear to ear like, dude. And even at the end, you hear Rousse send it to Dada.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But she just rips across the monkey bars. And I'm just like, yo, you're doing it, man. Yeah. Like, I'm thinking, I knew you could do this. You just gotta, like, trust that you're strong enough and trust that you. You know, it's like the fear that creeps in. Once you get by one, you're like, okay, grab me.

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Yeah.

[A]

It's like, bro, you're strong enough. I've seen you. I've seen you hang on the monkey bar for over 50 seconds.

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Yeah.

[A]

Like, you got it, bro.

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Just.

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And yeah, I was. I was on cloud nine. Wherever I was, I was in. In the. The conference room on the other side. But whoever was in the room, or it was maybe the stream room. We were watching March Madness. Yeah. Stream room. And I stopped. I'm like, everybody, watch this video. Watch this video. Yeah, that's rue. Yeah, that's. That's me.

[B]

You halted all work being done in the back, too. There was like three or four of us sitting back there, and it was like a. This is important.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Watch this. And it was.

[A]

Right.

[B]

My note that I took away from it. Yeah. Was most kids that you see on the monkey bars have this action go. This is their torso going. And they're having to use the momentum of their. But, bro, Ru. Center of gravity is crazy in that video. She's doing no leg swinging. She's full on. She looks like one of those American Ninja Warrior thing that her body.

[A]

Don't talk. American Ninja Warriors. Because what now? It's like, I don't know. She's three, she's about to be four. Yeah. But I'm thinking, hey, is this rare?

[B]

It looked rare to me, dude. Most of them are up there. Like, she's just doing, doing, doing, doing.

[A]

We could. We could ask AI, are you a

[B]

big American Ninja Warrior guy?

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I'm just saying that. Super impressive. It is like, the potential could seem high. The bar is high. But maybe. Maybe all three year olds do this.

[B]

Yeah. Of three year olds, I will say her dad can and play in the NFL do all of her mom was a ballerina and is currently still in fitness. Very athletic.

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Mom, listen, this just AI. This AI overview, okay? I typed in Google what percent of 3 year olds can do all the monkey bars.

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Cool.

[A]

It is very rare, but AI might be feed my ego is very rare for a three year old to complete an entire set of standard monkey bars as most children lack necessary strength and coordination until ages 5 and 6. 6. While some toddlers can hang or do one or two bars with assistance. Full independent traversal.

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Traversal.

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Traversal is not typical as they generally lack sufficient grip strength.

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Shout out R. Shout out R. Was that Claude?

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That's Google AI. That's just. I type in the search bar.

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Okay? I trust Google AI. That's very rare, dude.

[A]

So shout out rue.

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Shout out crack. A crack.

[A]

A cold one. Yeah, that's my crack. A cold, cold one.

[B]

Thank you, Ollipop.

[A]

Thank you, Ollie Pop.

[B]

Thank you, Dan Gable. My crack. A cold one is the same crack a cold one I had last week, but now we're on the flip side of it. It was the first tea golf lessons. I got to do my. My first, first tea golf lesson and go out there and teach the kiddos how to golf.

[A]

How was it, bro?

[B]

It was everything I was looking. It was truly everything that I was looking for. I pull up to Smyrna, the public course that I'm coaching at, there's not a single golf golf club to be seen. They're playing sharks and minnows. You remember that one, dude?

[A]

Oh, I remember sharks.

[B]

And this one kid, I mean, they. They did like three rounds of. He was the only minnow, and he was making it to the other side every time. I was like, this kid's a freak. But we're here to do golf. We're not even here to do sharks and minnows, but you're just kind of getting integrated into that, like, playground mentality. Being outside, it was like 74 with just like a little bit of wind and the sun. It's just like, perfect. I'm in shorts. The other leaders of the thing, they're like, hey, guys, Sherman's new. We're going to show him the rope. Sherman, you just shadow. His name's Alex. And thank God, dude, because these kids were all over the place with the clubs. Don't swing that by his head, but hold it in safety position. What are we doing? We don't run on the green. Blah, blah, blah. Alex was on it, and I was kind of sitting there. I'm taking notes from Alex. I'm like, okay. I'm seeing. I've worked with kids before, but not like this, not like a full like sports thing. So taking notes from Alex, I had mid golf lesson. Girl comes up to me, do you know sign language? So I know is that thank you. Like that right there. That's the thank you. She goes, yeah. And walks off. Had another girl tell me about her brother's soccer practice. That's happening immediately after her golf lessons. That was about 15 minute story. And that was between. Hey, good swing there. Yeah. Hey, let's adjust that club a little bit. Got to learn about her brother's soccer team. It was incredible.

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Nice, man.

[B]

It was really fun, dude. And yeah, and then we had a nice little powwow breakdown at the end of hey, what we learned today. Sweet little 6 year old, 7 year old girl gets up and just puts on an absolute show of a monologue of what she learned today. And none of it made sense. None of it connected to anything that was taught that day. And she ran out of breath a lot as she was doing it too. And she got a round of applause from everyone.

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Standing O.

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It was a standing O.

[A]

And it.

[B]

And my. That's my mom. And when. But.

[A]

But when you're putting Standing O.

[B]

I took my hat off too.

[A]

She shook her hand, I shook her hand.

[B]

So. That's right, Gabriella. That's right.

[A]

Cheers, bro.

[B]

Hey, cheers. Very fun though.

[A]

Voicemails.

[B]

Voicemails.

[A]

Dude, let's hit the voicemail. 601. The dads call in our hotline vent

[B]

to the boys and usually I have them pulled up. This is the part of the show where we talk a little bit while I pull it up.

[A]

Yeah. So we like to do.

[B]

This is a brand new segment.

[A]

Yeah, we'll look into it. Deacon, look into it.

[B]

All right, first one, unknown allergy. Here we go. Hey boys, it's Joe from Texas calling in.

[A]

Joe from Texas requesting a little bit

[B]

of a dad hack or something. Found out my wife has got an allergy. She's allergic to putting back where it goes after she's done using it. Just, you know, my brain. She is allergic to putting shit back to where it goes after she's done using it. Oh, start from the top. Maybe Sharon, let's start from the top because this is a medical condition. This is an unknown allergy.

[A]

G. We are doctors.

[B]

Joe from Texas, take two. Hey boys, Joe from Texas calling in, requesting a little bit of a dad hack or something. I found out my wife, it's got an allergy. She's allergic to putting back where it goes after she's done using it. Just, you know, my Brain. The task is only complete once you got everything back in its place. Her now she abandoned site right then and there, and all the she used just not back where it goes. So I was wondering if we got any dad hacks, maybe a doctor in the community can let me know Claritin to give her in the morning so

[A]

we can battle this allergy together and

[B]

we can get all of my back where it goes. Thanks. Appreciate it.

[A]

Joe from Texas.

[B]

Joe from Texas.

[A]

Wife has an allergy to putting back

[B]

where it belongs after she's done using. And I love the idea, Joe, of using Claritin. I. I actually take Claritin every morning.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But unfortunately, I was born with said allergy as well. Well, my nurse wife love. I love you, honey. Would tell you I have that same allergy.

[A]

My wife as well. I have an allergy to putting back where it belongs. Everything needs a home is what I'm told.

[B]

Yeah. Everything has a place.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Do we need to switch to Benadryl? Maybe Claritin's not cutting strong enough.

[A]

Yeah, I would say. Joe, thank you for calling in from Texas. This is more of a hack. You need to ask my wife because I am the wife in this scenario. I have an allergy to putting back where it goes.

[B]

Ditto.

[A]

I can give you advice from the perspective of your wife on things that I get told. Yeah.

[B]

What's going on there?

[A]

Char will hit me with how can I help you remember to put back where it goes? Like, how can I walk with you versus just telling you or reminding you or back. Hey, it's been six months that you put the boxes. You've been saying you're gonna put the boxes outside for six months now.

[B]

Oh, yeah, the leaning tower boxes. Yeah, I have that too.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When you.

[A]

When you're gonna handle the boxes? They've been sitting out. Now that they're out in the garage. You said you were gonna handle.

[B]

Oh, I. I do have a hack for the boxes. Yeah, I tweeted about it. My beautiful wife came up with a wonderful strategy. Put it on the front porch. So then her husband, that is a people pleaser and seeks the approval of everyone, is then terribly embarrassed that his neighbors will see empty boxes on his front porch and will immediately then go put them in the trash. Pretty good strat from the wifey there, Wife.

[A]

You'll randomly ask me, so, what do you want to do with all this? It's like a mail pile that's in there. What do you want to do with all this?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sunday evening, I'm already Trying to watch. I'm locked into whatever I'm watching on tv. Yeah. Why do we got to do this right now?

[B]

My favorite.

[A]

Well, sweetheart, I wouldn't. I wouldn't want to do this right now, but this pile's been sitting here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

For a very long time, and it's the same conversation over and over. How can I help you? You organize when the mail gets brought in and your dumb ass brain can't figure it out.

[B]

You said that.

[A]

I didn't say that.

[B]

No, yeah, she said that. She said that. My favorite thing that my wife does, too, she asked a really great question of. Is that where this goes?

[A]

Yeah, they ask you a question when it's like, hey, why don't you just tell me what's on your mind? Because I hear the question game happen now.

[B]

Oh, that's funny. Is that where the pants go on top of the piano?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, Will, there's a coaster sitting right next to your cup. Can we put the cup on the coaster?

[B]

That's a good call. That's about the only thing I am pretty good at putting cuffs on. That's about it.

[A]

The sweating glass.

[B]

That's about it.

[A]

I swear, it's not even sweating yet. Well, it's going to sweat.

[B]

It took ruining one piece of furniture of my mom's to. I learned that lesson quickly. Voicemail 2. Can I give you one of my douchey mentality things for that guy? Wait, do you mind?

[A]

Yeah. Douchey mentality.

[B]

One of my douchey mentality things. A thing called the one touch rule, which is I try to do it. I'm very bad about it. If I bring home a gym bag or something, the only time you should touch it is when you're putting it back in its place. So if I bring out the vacuum and I leave it in the corner, I have to touch it a second time to put it back. So you just need to put it. Put it back. So your shoes, when you take them off, like, you just put them back where they belong, don't just set them there because you just want to touch it once. You just want to touch the thing once. Is what I try to think of with. Does not work at all for me, but it's something I've learned a lot about.

[A]

That would be a hack.

[B]

It would be a hack. Is just touch it once. Like, if you're done with a cup and you set this cup down here instead of sending it down here, would have to touch it a second time to throw it away. Just throw it away. You piece of. That's what I tell my. Myself doesn't work yet.

[A]

That's why. That's why. That's why we got you on here, man. That's why we weren't going anywhere with it. We're like, I'm thinking you said shoes. I'm like, oh, shoes is another one.

[B]

Shoes is another one. Joe from Texas or. Yeah, you can do what I did when I got really frustrated and just told my wife, hey, you married me, and I like putting my shoes by the door. So that's where they're going. That worked out.

[A]

Paid off.

[B]

Well, hey, let's see. Let's see how that works out for him. Um, but, yeah, Joe from Texas, thanks for calling in. Thank you for calling.

[A]

I hope it works out.

[B]

I do, too. This.

[A]

The simple question of how can I help you? That's Charles approach with me. That works best for me. Hearing that she hits me with a question thing. I'm like, I see right through it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would. In. In all seriousness of putting things back where they belong long. It's that you remember when I was trying very hard when Jill was pregnant to be leave as little of a footprint in the house as possible. Almost not even exist. You could walk into that house and go, wait, I thought she was married. I need to readopt that I lost it.

[A]

Yeah. And just understanding, too, that my wife loves when things are just decluttered. Because if there's clutter, it feels like it's cluttering her brain, which helps me me empathize and see what her vantage point is other than feeling like she's coming at me for not doing something that she's wanting. She's giving me perspective into her world.

[B]

I will.

[A]

That's always what I think about. Like last night, perfect example last night, because I started doing more PT fit. I've started getting into the PT fit game.

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[A]

But I have my own. I have a separate backpack for my. My extra set of clothes that I pack and my shoes that go in the backpack in case I want to get it in here.

[B]

It.

[A]

But by any means. I'm trying to set up structure. But I left the backpack on the couch or like the little. The couch at the foot of the bed.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And she hit me with, oh, that's something new. That's on the couch. I said, sweetheart, I'm with you. This isn't going to be a reoccurring thing. This is day one. That's day one. That backpack's not going to Be on that couch every day.

[B]

I have a question for the crowd, and maybe this is a younger generation thing. Have you ever heard from your loved one, I'm overstimulated. Is that word ever perspirated during any kind of ish.

[A]

Yeah, like, it goes. It plays into the cluttering in her mind. Like, just feels like stuff has to be organized in the right spot.

[B]

That's been a new one. I've been dealing with the overstim, and I'm like, is there anything I can do or something? And it's kind of like, that's her. Like, get the fuck out of my way. It's been nice. Yeah. Spoiler warning.

[A]

Coexisting with the female male gender is. Is a very fascinating.

[B]

It is. Spoiler warning. If you don't want to know what my lesson of the week is this week before we get to that section, it actually hits exactly on this.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

We're going to be put on some game later in this pod. Okay. This is a really cool voicemail. Well, this is a callback voicemail to a pretty emotional comment. Comment that you had read in a prior episode. Okay, just. Just to. I'll recap. Yes, just to recap, you had the comment from Grant where he was not on a flight, that some of his Marine buddies, they all passed away in a plane crash.

[A]

Yeah, I remember that.

[B]

Yes. Okay. Okay, now check out this voicemail. Hey, boys. Andrew here.

[A]

I'm a few weeks behind on the

[B]

episodes, but I believe it's the February 25 episode.

[A]

You guys just finished off with the

[B]

letter from Grant, and I'm in a similar situation.

[A]

Me and my wife are separated because the military, but I still go see them all the time as much as I can.

[B]

But Grant Yankee, 72, got my tears

[A]

in my eyes, but I actually responded

[B]

to that crash and helped with the search and recovery of our brothers. So just crazy to think about how. How this podcast can bring stories. Although I've never met Grant, we're part of a similar story and how these

[A]

moments kind of put things in perspective

[B]

and you don't know what someone else

[A]

is dealing with, whether it's tragedy or just everyday life.

[B]

So.

[A]

So thank you, boys, for doing what you're doing and just wanted to shout

[B]

you guys out and the work you're doing and how you're kind of bringing the community together and shout out to Grant.

[A]

And I hope you're doing well, brother.

[B]

PT Sicko out. That's unreal, dude.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's unreal.

[A]

Yeah, I Remember going home that day and I was telling Charl all about Grant, his writing and just how, you know his story and you know how it's like, if he would have been on that plane and coming back and remarrying and going through, like, raising his daughters. And that phone call is from. It's Andrew, right?

[B]

I believe he said his name.

[A]

Andrew.

[B]

Yes. Boys, Andrew here.

[A]

Yeah. Just. I don't even know what to say. Like, that is nuts to me. Like, he's listening. He's like, oh, I still got some episodes to catch up, but he just heard the one with Grant. And to think that in his world, he was part of, like, a research and rescue team for that story years ago.

[B]

The fact that Grant even put the call sign for the plane in the story, that then would allow Andrew to then tie it. It. Like it. It really. Derek. We. He'll show me some things that have, like, layers so that it's easier to go through on the pod. And he showed me all this information. We sat there for at least like, three or four minutes just going, what a small world.

[A]

Yeah, what a small world. That is so crazy to me. And, like, he's saying at the top, like, he's empathizing and hearing all the things. Like, he's struggling. He struggles being away from his family and seeing them as much as he can. Here's a story like, that sees the tag and like, man, I was part of that research and rescue team. And literally, because this damn podcast is rolling, he is connecting dots from years ago and then also saying, like, Grant, I hope you're doing well, bro. If you. If he's. If Grant's listening right now and just hears that it's. That is. That is wild. That is wild. I. I don't. That's one where you're just thinking about. I'll be thinking about that driving home, and then I'll be telling Charo about. Yo, listen to this story.

[B]

Yeah. A lot of. A lot of little wins that we have nothing to do with other than just existing right around this podcast of. We've. Derek and Chef and I have been joking about the X community that was created by Jared Ladd.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

In a good way. Joking about. Of how funny that idea is. And then I'm going to bed. I've had one hell of a Monday. Not bad because of work. Bad because of AC stuff that's happening outside of work. And so I'm stressed as I'll get out. I probably have a really negative attitude. And I pull up my Twitter notifications I see that Jared has sent into that dad group a picture of his family on a vacation on a road trip. And that another dad that doesn't know Jared at all other than being in this community just said, hey, safe travels. Shared. And then Jared under it, hey, thank you, buddy. And I just had to stop there and smile and just go, bro, that's so cool. It's so crazy and just hilarious and. And I, I tweeted in something like a dad reach out to another dad for safe travels in a dad group. That's the most PT sicko thing I could ever read. And this obviously, this voicemail email connection, like that's a way deeper and like there's some tragedy there, but it's just another illustration of just that happening.

[A]

Yeah. Just the community, man.

[B]

It's really sec.

[A]

Yeah. Because I have that one in my closet that I keep one of the cards that we had back when somebody wrote and it's over. It's like international and rue talking about her. Her friend. Her friend.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And how it connected and gave that

[B]

now gave him peace.

[A]

Yeah, Nell, Nelly, Nelly. And that one sits in my closet. Just because it's, it's, it's just nuts. It's crazy, man. They're really cool.

[B]

It is super cool. It is super cool. One, one more. Two more. How are we doing? Two more. One more. One more, one more. Daddying our balls off.

[A]

Let's dad our balls off.

[B]

Hey, boys, this is Kevin from Michigan checking in. First weekend of March, wifey goes off for a girls trip. Trip good. Second weekend of March, another girls trip. Long weekend, solo parent good. Third weekend of March, wifey's gotta work the whole weekend.

[A]

Triple good.

[B]

But you know what?

[A]

We just dadding our balls off over

[B]

here in Michigan and just checking in to shout out to all the dads who just be dadding their balls off.

[A]

You know, you just gotta do what you gotta do. Wonderful girls at home, three and a six year old.

[B]

And we just, we in the trenches right now, boys.

[A]

So just checking in, let everybody know,

[B]

have a good weekend. Have a good week out.

[A]

Just solo dad and his ass off. Mama having some fun. Mama having some work. Yeah, good, good.

[B]

Oh, another girls trip, back to back. Oh, that's great.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, who's watch? Oh, I'll watch the kids. I'll watch the kids all weekend. Is that all right if I do that while you go go on the girls trip?

[A]

Yeah. Gonna make all their dinners good. Gonna wipe all their little tushies when they're done going potty. Good.

[B]

Oh, it's picture day tomorrow.

[A]

Perfect.

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

March Madness is on. I. You know, I gotta. I got a. Dad. My ball's off.

[B]

Good. Michigan.

[A]

Try to get him in some basketball.

[B]

Michigan's on a generational run this year. Yeah, he's probably a big blue fan. Good.

[A]

Hey, sweetheart, since you're staying up, let's watch the Huskers take down Vanderbilt in a barn burner. Good.

[B]

And honey, do you realize that this is actually a very big deal for the Huskers? This would be their second all time victory in the tournament in program history and would be.

[A]

Will be. Is their first ever sweet 16 appearance.

[B]

Good. Yeah. That's awesome. What I love about the voicemails, not that I love them more than the emails, is you can hear it in the voice no matter what the voicemail is. And we have that one guy, the Oreo guy, where we could hear it in his voice voice. He needed a. He needed somebody.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can hear it in Kyle's voice that he's in the tr. He's letting us know he's literally in the trenches, going, hey, all good here. All good.

[A]

And any dads out there, keep dad in your balls off.

[B]

Keep that in your balls off.

[A]

What I love, too. He knows this, but maybe he needs to be reminded. His PT, he's Pete. His PT6 standard is up up here.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The fact that your wife has so much trust in you to operate solo weekends, great note. Is the trenches. Is the trenches. Like, yeah, that comes with some suck that you got to embrace that suck. But knowing that, like, dude, hats off to you. That's big. Like, I know people where the wife does not feel comfortable leaving the house. Yes.

[B]

You took me off to the side before that very first solo weekend. Weekend. And you legitimately took me off to the side over there. And you were being dead serious. And you're like, this is a big weekend. This is where you show her that you got it.

[A]

Yeah. That you.

[B]

You got this.

[A]

That you can go have a free weekend now. Back to.

[B]

Back to back. Yeah.

[A]

Good.

[B]

That sucks. So good.

[A]

But, bro, good on you. Yeah, that's what we need. More dads that just. They can just operate the pt. Six missions solo.

[B]

Yeah. Kyle's a killer, dude. He's a killer. He's dadding his balls off.

[A]

You're setting. You're setting an example for the next generation. Yes.

[B]

Two girls, right? Two girls. He said, I think.

[A]

Yeah. Two girls. Three and six. Shout them out.

[B]

Shout them out.

[A]

But I love it. That sucks. But it also fires me up.

[B]

Good. Hey Will. Yeah? I have an email. Do you have an email?

[A]

Yeah, I have an email. This one is from Chase showing Scoen Sch o ian show Jason. Thank you for writing in again. 601 the [e-mail]. for 14 months, our little guy didn't sleep through the night. Bedtime was meant bedtime at mom or dad rocking him to sleep, followed by the constant anxiety of wondering when he'd ran wake up. Usually two to three. Two or three times. Mom wasn't on board with sleep training because she wanted to cherish the cuddles for as long as possible, knowing one day he wouldn't want to be held to sleep anymore. I understand that, but I was handling most of the nighttime wake up so she could be rested for the next day. And as dads know, mom usually wins those debates. Then came the final straw. One night he was up from 11pm to 4am with zero interest in going to going back to sleep. The next day, while mom was working a late shift, I told her I was going to test the waters, put him down awake and see if he could fall asleep on his own. Ooh. Night. 1. A few small cries, maybe for 10 minutes. Then he slept through the night. Good night. 2. About five minutes of crying. Slept through the night.

[B]

Good night.

[A]

3. He just stared at us when we left the room. Slept through the night. Good. Now, a month later. Okay, all three of us are sleeping through the night. Little man even blows us a kiss as we leave the room. And everyone's mood has improved. We've officially made it out of the no sleep trenches. Of course, I still remind mom this was dad's idea. You have to. Yeah, you have to.

[B]

Just real sweetly.

[A]

Yeah, real sweetly. You gotta. You have to take the wins where you can take them. If not, they'll be forgotten. Yeah, and I'll happily accept payment in any form now that we have all of this free time during the night. Right there. Two fun coupons.

[B]

Is he talking about crypto?

[A]

What?

[B]

What did he mean by that? Yeah. Oh, he. Okay, I see what he's doing. He's putting a bow on it.

[A]

We'll give him some digital coupons.

[B]

Yeah, we could do that.

[A]

One to Shock Wave.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

One to put a bow on it

[B]

and just, you know, keep on walking around the house and doodling here and there and just under your breath going, man, I can't believe I had that idea though. That still just blows my mind.

[A]

Mine. That's crazy. Got to do it.

[B]

Got to do it. My lesson of the week is very evergreen. So if you have one this week,

[A]

I had an Instagram shout out. But if again, got to keep it under an hour. You have a lesson, dude. RIP your lesson.

[B]

Okay, we're going to start with everybody's favorite segment. Before the segment, it's a Dan Gable quote. This one's quick. Dan Gable says, I got a Minnesota cabin. I got a little garage by the lake. At that cabin. I got an air dine, little workout bike.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Insead garage. And I got a set of weights. I got a big lake there to jump in. And I got a hot sauna right there on the lake. Wood burner. I don't go anywhere without it. Dan Gable, PT Sicko. PT Finish. I just thought that would inspire you. I know you love saunas. I know you love.

[A]

That's a phenomenal setup. That's an A plus setup. That's one I would dream to have something like that.

[B]

I have.

[A]

Take your sweet ass time. We got nothing to do. Chef's got nothing to do after this. Just take your time.

[B]

Take your time. My lesson of the week. All right, this one has a video which I sent to Chef. He'll play it, but I'll play it for you. Now I study babies for a living

[A]

and I'm raising four of my own.

[B]

The mental load is not about tasks.

[A]

It's about tracking. Most dads think that mental load means chores. It's not. It's the fact that your partner knows

[B]

when the pediatrician appointment is, that your toddler's shift shoes are getting tight, that you're almost out of diapers, that the library books are due Thursday, and that your 4 year old has been weird about bananas this week.

[A]

That's not a to do list.

[B]

That's a continuous monitoring system running in the background of everything else that they do. You can't fix this by doing more tasks. You fix it by owning entire categories.

[A]

Don't just take out the trash when it's full. Own the kitchen. Know what's running low.

[B]

Schedule the restock when you own the tracking, not just the task. Your partner's brain gets to let go of that thread.

[A]

That's the real relief.

[B]

See you on the next one. Is that not some game?

[A]

That is game. So that is game. Because what he's saying, I'm like, yeah, that's how I see it.

[B]

This is what I wrote down immediately after watching that. This guy is putting out absolute game. I've never had my wife's brain described to me so eloquently before from a complete Stranger. This is going to be applied to my notes from the past episode of working on the three Ps. I want to announce here on this podcast that I will be committing my talents for the next 70 years, hopefully to the bathrooms of all current and future Casa de Youngs. I'm going to own the bathroom.

[A]

No. That dude crushed it.

[B]

He crushed it.

[A]

He did just give a nice look.

[B]

And I fall short in the bathroom thing. And I'm like, I'm gonna make sure that we have the body wash. I'm gonna make sure she has her favorite shampoo. She loves Kirkland. Shout Out Kirkland, apparently. Do we have toilet paper? How are we doing on Q tips and cotton swabs? Are the toilets clean streaks there?

[A]

This dig is open. Open up everything.

[B]

And guess what? Jill's never gonna have to think about ever again if I do this right.

[A]

When you do this right. Come on.

[B]

Come on. She will never have to think about the bathroom again.

[A]

Buddy.

[B]

I'm starting small. You can tell, obviously. I started. I started.

[A]

Yeah, Yeah, I think that's great. And again, that explanation. I think if you're sitting at home watching, every mt6er is salivating. I got this has to go to my husband, but it's. Dude, all of the PT6ers need to truly listen to that video.

[B]

Oh, dude. When I watched that, I was like, oh, my God. That's exact. That's it.

[A]

Because I'm thinking as he's saying it, my brain's getting found out. That's a good thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because that's a perspective where. Where my brain might shut off. If you're getting into like a. A debate. A debate or like a friction style conversation.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

About like the mental load and all the things you don't think about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a very good explanation of me, like wrapping my brain around that.

[B]

Yeah. That's my lesson.

[A]

I got work to do. I got work to do. You're talking great lessons.

[B]

You're talking to the guys.

[A]

Great video.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Great video.

[B]

Good.

[A]

So good.

[B]

Said good.

[A]

So great. Sod.

[B]

Okay. Good.

[A]

Yeah. Thank you.

[B]

Dan Gable, any comment that we. Any emoji that we want to leave in the comments. Do we want to kick it over to the producer table?

[A]

Truck.

[B]

I was just about to say truck.

[A]

Truck.

[B]

Let's do it. Truck.

[A]

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