Podcast
Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage
Hosted by Nick and Sean · EN
64 Nicolas Cage movies go head to head to ultimately answer the question, "What is the best Nic Cage movie of all time?" Face/Off vs Jiu Jitsu, Gone in 60 Seconds vs Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance, Raising Arizona vs Trapped in Paradise, Pig vs Left Behind, Willy’s Wonderland vs Snake Eyes. Two Cages enter, one Cage leaves. This is Cage Match.
28episodes
Episodes
Newest firstAll episodes
Spider-Noir (Episodes 7 & 8)
2w ago00:53:08Tap to summarizeYeah, baby, let’s get drunk and talk about how spider legs work! It’s time for your ∠ geometricals and get ready to goon. We made it to the conclusion of Spider-Noir. Let’s see if everything gets…wrapped up. This is Cage Match.Intro music by Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Spider-Noir (Episodes 5 & 6)
3w ago00:39:01Tap to summarizeGrab your hotdogs and roast beef…maybe ravioli...because we’re back with more Spider-Noir. Things get a little darker in these episodes and a lot spider-ier. We get some good body work from Cage and a lot of gross webbing and horror. It’s a weird one! Is blood goo? This is Cage Match.Intro music by Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Spider-Noir (Episodes 3 & 4)
Jun 1100:38:45Tap to summarizeJoin our new hosts as we review episodes 3 & 4 of Spider Noir. This is Cage Match.Intro music by Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Spider-Noir (Episodes 1 & 2)
Jun 400:46:36Tap to summarizeIt's finally here! Spider Noir is taking the world by storm and we are here to talk about episodes 1 and 2. You want really ropey webbing, you got it! Mush mouthed, older Spider Man, hell yes it is. Join us for Nic Cage's first true foray into serialized television. Grab your egg cream. This is Cage Match.Intro music by Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Oops, All Nicks
May 2800:59:57Tap to summarizeWell, it's a bit late for our planned April Fool's day episode but here it is...The Nick's have taken control. Nick is joined by Nick and Nick and the decision was made to review 1994's Street Fighter. Who could possibly hate JCVD and Raul Julia, plus a weird Kylie Minogue kicker. This is Cage Match, kinda.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Into the Spider-Verse
May 1401:04:01Tap to summarizeHere comes the least shocking news of all time: We like this movie. Into the Spider-Verse absolutely slaps and you all already know it, but we still had a great time chatting with longtime Patron: Bill! We dive into the best spidey-suits, Spider-Noir and of course, Kingpin's dick. This is Cage Match.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Teen Titans GO! To the Movies
Apr 3000:47:41Tap to summarizePower up your RADium and let's roll those tongues salaciously because we got ourselves an animated flick that Nick actually likes. We're joined by our friend Hornback to talk titans, Teen Titans. He definitely knows all of them...Beast Man, Mrs. Cosmos, Bat Kid Dude, Adriana and of course Mr Cyborg Dude (if ya nasty). Did our guest watch the right movie? Who knows?! This is Cage Match.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →
211
Apr 1600:44:05Tap to summarizeUh oh, there's an active 211, robbery in progress...of our joy. We're talking 2018's cop robbery light racism movie: Two one one. A solid chance for Boston cop accent is squandered but at least we have a pretty cool kid. Get ready for some close up Weston Cage magic. Do a rodeo flip to kick it off. This is Cage Match.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Inconceivable
Apr 200:45:28Tap to summarizeGet jacked and stacked and never forget to ABJ. We're talking the blandest movie ever with four time guest, Adam. We've been saddled with some doozies but this one might be the most nothing movie to exist. You'd think a movie about an unhinged egg donor would have some intrigue but you would be wrong. At least we had fun...This is Cage Match.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →
Vengeance: A Love Story
Mar 1900:52:18Tap to summarizeContent Warning: This movie is about a brutal SAPut on your robe, it's time for an all remote episode with Nick on janky hotel wifi. Here we go! It's 2017's Vengeance: A Love Story. We're smack dab in the ham-faced realm of medium okay Cage movies and this is no exception. We're joined again by Hellpockets himself: Christopher Fields. This is Cage Match.Intro music by: Bill Panks
Transcribe →