Kevin Hart: Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

Summary

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Call Her Daddy

Episode: Kevin Hart – Golf, Girlhood, & Getting Roasted

Release Date: April 29, 2026
Host: Alex Cooper
Guest: Kevin Hart

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Overview

This episode features comedian and superstar Kevin Hart joining Alex Cooper for a lively, laugh-packed conversation covering everything from his obsession with golf, his approach to family and fatherhood, his iconic stand-up career, and what fans can expect from his upcoming Netflix projects—including being roasted and seeking the next great comedy voice. The episode is full of signature “Call Her Daddy” games, rapid-fire roasts, hilarious confessions, and candid reflections on career, masculinity, and the art of not taking yourself too seriously.

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Major Topics & Key Moments

Kevin Hart's Car Obsession & Loud Rides

• Kevin’s Love of Cars: Kevin admits to owning a lot of cars, mostly two-seaters, and confesses that only his “old school” builds have names (e.g., Bane, Dark Knight, “Birdie” the Bronco).
• Why Loud Cars? Alex teases the “ick” factor of loud cars. Kevin stands his ground:
  • “You can hear me coming. That's bad.” (06:05)
  • He insists muscle cars need muscle: “If you're getting a muscle car… the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from.” (05:24)

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Confess or Text: Hilarious Rapid-Fire Game

[07:11–14:04]

• Who’s Overrated in the Industry?
  • “Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What an idiot. I’m a comedian, so I can get away with this.” — Kevin (07:58)
• Worst Diva Moment:
  • Recounts on Jumanji set, hating filming in the jungle: “I don’t like the bugs… I won’t do a movie based off a location.” (09:19)
• Biggest Lie:
  • “That I’m not 5’5.” Actually 5’3” — jokes about his DMV height and Wikipedia edits. (10:11)
• Secret Sexual Fantasy: Dodges by sending Chelsea Handler a wild text:
  • “Chelsea, I’m throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Hey, what drugs can you get everyone?” (11:52)
• Net Worth Question: Dodges by pitching Jack Black a fake movie about a “demonic children’s choir.”
  • Jack Black immediately replies: “Let me read the script.” (35:05)

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Social Media & Family Life

• Kevin’s “Instagram Husband” Skills:
  • “I’m not. I’m horrible… You get three [pictures] max with me.” (20:52)
  • His wife runs family photos. Kevin has a pro photographer for his socials.
• Posting Embarrassing Pics:
  • His kids hate when he posts unflattering family pics: “Dad, you got me looking chopped.” (22:05)
  • On teenage lingo: “It’s a different lingo. My kids… I’m not that guy.” (22:50)

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Life Mottos & Home Goods

• Live, Love, Laugh Philosophy:
  • “Those are the three rules that I live by. Live your life. Why you live it, try your best to love as much as you can… and when you’re living and loving, you should be laughing.” (23:28)
  • Custom-made wall decor with this motto—adamant it’s not the basic “Live, Laugh, Love.” (24:18)

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The Golf Obsession

[25:50–34:39]

• Discovering Golf: Became hooked seven months ago after a boat trip with Ludacris.
  • “God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said, this is it.” (26:02)
• Competitive Drive: Made a bet with friends to beat them in a year (“You will not get any information about my handicap!” 28:21).
• Plans for “Sexy” Golf:
  • “I’m gonna make golf sexy. Can you imagine me in some of those little shorts after I’m done with my quads?… I’m still in development.” (30:32)
  • On the possibility of playing in the 50+ senior tournament: “By the time I turn 50, I might be in the Masters.” (30:06)
• Family Caddying: Wife Eniko is caddy, leading to hilarious stories:
  • “There’s nothing funnier than a woman that has no idea what you’re going through, who’s asking innocent questions… ‘Why yours be going in the sand?’” (32:01)
• Encouraging Women to Join: “I think the viewers that you have are going to be energized with a new form of like, ‘Oh my God, maybe I should go and caddy for my man!’” (32:39)

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Fashion, Watches, & Style

• Personal Fashion: “Classy, laid back, tailored, mature.” (33:37)
• Watch Collection:
  • “That’s none of your goddamn business.” (33:50)
  • “As a watch collector, a watch enthusiast, people in that space know that I’m very serious about my watches. But you never tell.” (34:25)
• Fashion Mistakes:
  • “Trying to do too much. Trying to dress towards a trend and not towards where you are.” (35:46)
  • His wife vetoes bold colors or V-necks.

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Fatherhood & Family Values

[38:58–44:09]

• Parenting Approach: “I am a solution-first dad. Talking about the problem doesn’t make it go away. Talking about the solution… does.” (39:03)
• Learning to Listen as a Dad:
  • “Sometimes you, feeling heard, provided the table for a better world of repair.” (39:51)
• Proudest Achievements: Gets emotional about kids’ milestones: youngest daughter a role model, oldest son committed to college track.
  • “There’s no better gift than the gift of a child… That’s my happy.” (41:19)
• Embracing Changing Family Dynamics: “It’s tough because this house about to get quiet… the impact it’s going to have on them is a trickle effect.” (43:32)

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Girlhood Pop Quiz

[44:11–48:13]

• Guessing Female Products: Hilarity ensues as Kevin misidentifies a beauty blender as a “rose,” a tampon as a “vagina plug,” and a pimple patch as a “semen checker.”
  • “That’s the vagina plug.” (45:04)
  • “That’s a semen checker.” (45:52)
• But he redeems himself: Does identify toe separators and a vibrator: “That’s Mr. Get it done right there!” (46:26)

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Getting Roasted: Netflix Special & Quick Roasts

[49:19–54:38]

• Embracing the Roast:
  • “I’m not even close to scared. This is what I do.” (49:19)
  • “Say what you want, because I’m going to say what I want. This is where I started. Ground zero is snapping, and jonesing, and hitting people below the belt. That’s the good stuff.” (50:03)
• Rapid-Fire Roasts:
  • Timothy Chalamet: “The body of a German woman.” (51:24)
  • Elon Musk: “The glitcher.” (51:36)
  • Nick Cannon: “Sperm diffuser.” (52:01)
  • Patrick Mahomes: “Has a voice that doesn’t go with his body.”
  • Machine Gun Kelly: “The product of a wrong tattoo choice… He has a full-fledged shirt tattooed on him.” (53:52)

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New Netflix Series: "Funny AF"

[57:03–60:03]

• Premise: A competition to find the next big comedy star—winner gets a Netflix special.
  • “It’s about me finding the next wave of talent within comedy.” (57:03)
  • “I’m looking to make [careers], not ruin them.” (58:44)
• What Kevin Looks For: “Personality, stage presence… people that aren’t afraid to be themselves on stage. That’s the hardest code to crack.” (58:13)
• Legacy Reflections:
  • “I have a comedy catalog... That’s nine hours, right? Nine hours of stand-up comedy that really show my progression in life, good and bad… I just hope that when it’s all said and done, there’s a conversation of realization and it’s celebrated.” (60:07)

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Memorable Quotes

• “You can hear me coming. That’s bad.” — Kevin Hart, on loud muscle cars (06:05)
• “Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What an idiot. I’m a comedian, so I can get away with this.” (07:58)
• “I’m going to make golf sexy. Can you imagine me in those little shorts after I’m done with my quads?” (30:32)
• “I am a solution-first dad.” (39:03)
• “Say what you want, have at it… This is what I do.” — On his Netflix roast (50:00)
• “Nick Cannon: sperm diffuser.” (52:01)
• “I just hope that when it’s all said and done, there’s a conversation of realization and it’s celebrated.” (60:07)
• “Golf is about to get sexy. And it’s not by accident.” (70:02)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Car talk & muscle cars: 03:24–07:10
• Confess or Text Game: 07:11–14:04
• Social Media & Family: 20:01–23:07
• Golf Obsession: 25:50–34:39
• Fashion & Watch Collections: 33:37–35:46
• Fatherhood Reflections: 38:58–44:09
• Girlhood Object Quiz: 44:11–48:13
• Roast & Celebrity Roasts: 49:19–54:38
• Netflix "Funny AF" Series: 57:03–60:03
• Legacy & Career Reflections: 60:07–69:13

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Tone & Style

The conversation is fast-paced, irreverent, and full of friendly roasting and mutual admiration. Kevin Hart’s humor is ever-present, but he’s also thoughtful when discussing family, career, and the impact he hopes to have on comedy’s next generation.

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Bottom Line

This episode delivers everything fans want: massive laughs, behind-the-scenes realness, celebrity stories, and Alex Cooper’s unique ability to get guests like Kevin Hart to both play along and get real. Whether you're interested in comedy, family, golf, or just witty banter, this episode is a masterclass in not taking life too seriously—while working your ass off to succeed.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

This is this good? Check, check, check.

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Yeah, check, check.

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All the things. Check, check, check. This is good.

[A]

Kevin Hart, welcome to Call Her Daddy.

[B]

Call Her Daddy.

[A]

You're obviously like an eye.

[B]

You want my eyes?

[A]

I like your glasses.

[B]

Do you like.

[A]

But I like your eyes.

[B]

Which one do you want?

[A]

I think we can kind of test the vibes. If I start to push you too hard, you put the glasses back on.

[B]

Well, no matter what, now they're just gonna, they're gonna, they'll be there. I mean, I, I like to do interviews with glasses. Or.

[A]

No, I like doing it too, because I feel like I say crazier. You've got a lot of cars.

[B]

Okay. Yes.

[A]

How'd you get here in one of your 20 luxury cars?

[B]

I. I did drive a car. I drove my wife's car today, so I didn't. I didn't drive one of my cars today.

[A]

Why didn't you drive one of your cars?

[B]

I have, I am a. A two seater guy, so I love two seaters. So all of my cars, but maybe the exception of like two are two seaters. So today I needed a little trunk space.

[A]

Why.

[B]

So I drove my wife's truck. Oh, what's here?

[A]

What's in the truck?

[B]

Well, my golf clubs are in the trunk and I got my luggage.

[A]

I knew that the entire episode I was like, is this guy gonna come in and hold personally's Golf right now? And you know what? I'm. We're gonna talk about golf because I'm read golf with you.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

But first I want to talk a little bit more about your cars.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

20 cars. Is that around, right?

[B]

No.

[A]

How many more, Kevin? Over. Under 50 cars?

[B]

I mean. No, I, I can't tell. I can say that we're. We're. I'm under. I'll say I'm under, but I have a. I have a. I have a lot of cars.

[A]

You're up there.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Do you name these things?

[B]

My old school cars. My old school cars that I built have names.

[A]

Give me one.

[B]

Bane. Dark Knight. Oh, bad news. Mint condition Birdie. Birdie's my, My Bronco. That's where my golf clubs go. It's for the hope I got. Yeah. The name. The name. It's it's elongated name from when I get like, oh my God. Kevin Hart. Have you played him in golf? Holy man. Birdies all day. It says it on a sizes plate, right? Yeah. Like that's what you're manifesting. Yeah, I'm, I'm giving you.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I'm, I'm already, I'm three years ahead of it. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[A]

All right. I have a problem with men who have really loud cars.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Do you make them loud on purpose? Like, are you one of those guys that like, what do you call, like, pulls the exhaust and makes it go vroom, vroom, Kevin.

[B]

All right, so you really don't know. Okay. All right, so you're not lying. No, I, I, I'm a muscle car guy. So if you, if you're getting a muscle car or if you're building a muscle car without muscle, you don't really have a car. So the engine is where the concept of muscle comes from. So the exhaust and you know, the world of what happens after that. What starts there. So I'm a elephant guy. I'm a LT5 guy.

[A]

I may, I'm like translation for the girls after.

[B]

I'm like, no, I'm. But I am very much like you. You can hear me coming. That's bad.

[A]

We should, we are never cutting that.

[B]

That was it.

[A]

That's the first line of the promo.

[B]

That was bad. You, you should, you can.

[A]

Kevin, you can hear me. Block away the way that I think I would hate you if I saw you on the street riding that thing. Because what's the point? It's so loud.

[B]

Gives me the ick a little. It gives you the ick. You can't appreciate a muscle car with no muscle. What do you mean the muscle do. What do you mean? It justifies the car. But it's not me. This isn't me. We're not, this isn't a me thing. We're talking about the car.

[A]

But does it actually like make it go faster or less?

[B]

Yes, but then you're just noise.

[A]

No, because then all of you are driving these on like 40 mile an hour roads. You're like room, room.

[B]

Well, I mean, you know, you don't want to. You can't go. But so fast. But, but if you're going to build the car, you want to build it correctly. Like I want to build. If I got a helipit engine. Well, I want to hear it.

[A]

You want, you want me to hear you coming?

[B]

You going to hear it a block away? Maybe two blocks.

[A]

I want to play A game with you.

[B]

I'm listening.

[A]

That's why I had you bring your phone in here.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We're going to play one of my favorite caller daddy games. It's called Confess or Text.

[B]

Confess or Text.

[A]

Yeah. I'm gonna ask you a question that's a little. Oh, like P.R. kevin's gonna be like, oh, there's no

[B]

such thing as PR camp.

[A]

Okay. And then you're gonna either answer it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And be like, I got you, Alex. Easy.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Or you're gonna say, you know what? I'm gonna decide not to do that. And instead I'm going to text. If you decide to text, there is a bowl of questions there and a name of the person that you're going to text and what you're going to text them. So choose your own adventure, Kevin.

[B]

These people. You know who's in my phone?

[A]

Yeah, I know who your friends are. No, I've done a little recon.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Are you ready?

[B]

I'm ready. Come on.

[A]

First one. Who is the most overrated person in the industry right now?

[B]

The most overrated person in the industry. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What an idiot. I'm a comedian, so I can get away with. I can get away with this.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay. What's been your worst diva moment on set?

[B]

My worst diva moment on set. My worst diva moment on set. You know what? I'll probably. I'm probably gonna have to go. It would be a Jumanji. A Jumanji moment.

[A]

What'd you do?

[B]

I don't. I don't like. I don't like the jungle. I don't like the jungle. So, like, after. After that sun drops those mosquitoes and get out of there. Like, we. We're supposed to be wrapped up. Like, hey, man, we. It's. It's five o'. Clock. What are we doing? Like, I'll start making people aware of the times. Like, hey, hey, we don't have time for one more. Like, do y'. All. You know, they start coming out like, I'm very.

[A]

And they're like, kevin, we gotta get this.

[B]

Kevin, seriously, we got one more shot. Hey, get it. Because that. Because after this, I'm not gonna do it.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. But this. But it's. But it's with love.

[A]

Like, high maintenance Jake.

[B]

Jake has in our director. He knows how I feel about the spiders and the centipedes and the mosquitoes. So it's with love. I'm not.

[A]

I don't like.

[B]

I don't like. But I don't like the bugs. Insects. It doesn't matter where. Doesn't matter where. Like, I won't do a movie based off of a location. If it's like, a little too. Yeah, like, whoa.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

No bougie trailer can solve this.

[B]

I don't care about the trailer. I'll take a. I'll take a shitty trailer. I don't care. I'm. I'm there to work. But if you telling me the. Hold on. So we. So we're in the swamp for how. This is. This is the whole. No, no.

[A]

Heaven Heart in the swamp. No.

[B]

Page one. I'll close it open. In a swamp. I'm not reading the rest.

[A]

Okay, fair. What is the biggest lie you've ever been caught in?

[B]

Biggest lie. I mean, Jesus Christ. I'll say the biggest. Probably that I'm not five. Five.

[A]

Kevin.

[B]

What? It's the truth.

[A]

What are you, five?

[B]

Four, five, three. Five. Three, five, three. I'm sorry.

[A]

I keep saying it.

[B]

You're like, yeah, I thought you're gonna let it go. You just. Yeah, I said that you were going to keep digging. I apologize.

[A]

Have you put that on any, like, business things or, like, have you switched Wikipedia? Like, are you checking what people say about you?

[B]

I mean, once. Once people started doing what you just did, like, it. Not. Take my first answer. The only people that believe me was the DMV years ago, when he was like, how tall are you? And I was like, 5 5. And he was like, okay. I was like, whoa.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

Oh, that's. How y' all gonna write that?

[A]

I love this place.

[B]

Write it down.

[A]

The only person that loves the dmv. Okay. What's a secret sexual fantasy?

[B]

You have a secret sexual fantasy. Well. Well, this is a weird question, because then it's not a secret anymore.

[A]

Tax. Give me one text.

[B]

That's what I'm trying to avoid, so I'd rather. Let me think about this for a second.

[A]

You have to text. Come on. They're good. They're good. You're so scared.

[B]

I am. I am. I was going to make up a sexual fantasy just now. Chelsea Handler. Okay, Chelsea, I'm throwing a rager this weekend. What drugs can you give?

[A]

You can pick another.

[B]

No, this is good. This is good for Chelsea.

[A]

I love Chelsea.

[B]

Chelsea, but she. The. The crazy part is she's going to text back, but, like, what are you looking for?

[A]

She's like, I got ketamine.

[B]

She's such a drug addict, dude.

[A]

She's crazy.

[B]

Such a closet druggie.

[A]

Not even closeted.

[B]

No, she doesn't care.

[A]

That's why I said you could just ask her.

[B]

She's by far the best person alive. Her energy is unmatched. But I'm going to send this text. Can I send a voice note? Yeah, that's better than a text.

[A]

That's way better.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Chelsea's been on the show, like, three times.

[B]

All right, Chelsea, this. Kev. Hey, I'm throwing a crazy rager this weekend. Hey, what drugs can you give everyone? If I need a bunch of drugs, what can you get? But, like a. Like a variety pack. Like, if I want people to have a good time, what can you get me?

[A]

I love how you say, hey, it's Kev. She has your number, right?

[B]

I don't know. She might have this one. This is my new number. Oh, I think she does.

[A]

Do you switch your number a lot?

[B]

No, I just did it.

[A]

You're on the move.

[B]

Yes, I just said lock in my new number as we said it.

[A]

Okay, last one.

[B]

I'm ready.

[A]

What is your current net worth?

[B]

Call whoever. What is this? All right. Jack Black, I'm producing this movie about demonic children's career, and I think you'd be perfect for the part as their conductor.

[A]

Do you like that?

[B]

Yeah, that's good. You gotta give Jack energy, though. You gotta give Jack energy.

[A]

You gonna do a voice note?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Are you a voice noter?

[B]

I am a voice noter.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Why not use it?

[A]

Hit him with it.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's a great.

[A]

Oh, I love Jack Black so much.

[B]

All right, ready?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Here we go. Hey, J.B. look, man, got a crazy idea, man. I'm producing this movie about, like, a demonic children's choir. And I think. I think it'll be perfect for the part of their conductor like this. I don't know, man. I just see the conductor having crazy hands and crazy energy because he's dealing with these, like, demon kids. So the only way to get their attention is to, like, make those faces that you'd be making either way. Let me know what you think, man. Just. Just. That's a rough pitch. I can give you the full detail when we talk. Seem like, what the.

[A]

That's one of those where you're like, how do I tell my friend? Kindly know.

[B]

Well, he. Well, Jack. Jack is actually. Jack will call back and he's like,

[A]

ah, suck this through.

[B]

Like, so when you say Dean, he'll vet it out. Like, he. He'll want to know more.

[A]

So good.

[B]

And he's like, so what is it? Are you locked into this, like, concept? Do we have room to like, he won't, he won't just tell me.

[A]

No, he's a good guy. Okay. Obviously stalked your Instagram before you came here.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I saw that David Beckham recently commented on one of your thirst traps, saying that he thinks you're hot. How did that moment make you feel? Kevin?

[B]

We were, we were going back and forth because we, we both are, we're both part of the same team now. We both are under the ABG umbrella and we share businesses and business interests. And he and I did an amazing partnership with Shark Ninja. And with Shark Ninja, we have a through line of things that we are endorsing or backing or acting as the ambassador. So mines was the chill pill. And the whole concept with the chill pill is if you're hot, well, take a moment to chill. So there's a chill factor, there's a fan, there's a cooling spray, et cetera. So in the campaign it's do you think I'm hot? And if so, well, maybe I should chill.

[A]

Kevin, you're just selling it all.

[B]

I mean, I'm not. That wasn't a plug. Very poised, polished.

[A]

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[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My wife likes my back. She likes my back. Oh, she doesn't have a big back for a little man. She says I got a big, big like cobra back.

[A]

Do you feel that way?

[B]

Yeah, I think I have a nice back.

[A]

Okay. You got a nice back?

[B]

Yeah, back. I'll go back. Oh, and my calves.

[A]

Good calves.

[B]

My calves are incredible.

[A]

Good, you know, like thickness.

[B]

Incredible okay. And incredible.

[A]

Okay. I can't see them, but I believe,

[B]

I think my quads are getting bigger too. And I don't want to go down the, the path of just like what I feel is going on. But I think I'm starting to get a nice quad. Like a nice quad. So, you know, maybe the swim trunks get a little smaller this summer. Right. The fear with a smaller swim trunk though, because if you wear trunks correctly, you're not wearing draws underneath them. I don't want to be the dude showing a little ball at the, at the beach too much. Yeah, you don't want a, a ball drop out.

[A]

But you like when they're tight because it shows.

[B]

I just want to be fitted if my, if my quads get big. But I don't want, I don't want them not to be where they supposed to be. And I get aggressive with a short and then a. I get a ball slip.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a ball slip or they're a little too baggy that the quads look small.

[B]

Yeah, you don't want to look sick. Does that guy have rickets that you don't want to look? Oh, Kevin Hart. What happened to his legs, man?

[A]

You gotta find that in between.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

You took the mirrors out of your gym?

[B]

Well, for a minute and then.

[A]

Oh, they're back.

[B]

Well, I put new ones in there, but for a minute I did.

[A]

Why'd you take them out? Because they were getting Distracting, huh? Well, checking yourself out.

[B]

Can you imagine looking at that every day? Every day. Then you start to think, well, why am I still here? I did it.

[A]

Kevin. Kevin. So you see yourself in these mirrors. You're like, God damn. God damn. God damn. I'm so good.

[B]

I took him out for a while because I was redoing the gym, and then I got used to him not being there. And you find, like, that you're doing the work wrong? Well, no, not wrong. You're just a little more motivated because it's like you're not looking every single day and looking for the results in real time.

[A]

Getting swole.

[B]

Yeah, you. You get a nice little payoff. But they're back now.

[A]

They're back. Yes. Your wife comments on all of your Instagram posts. She's very supportive. Did you ask her to do this?

[B]

You know, you just said she's supportive.

[A]

She's supportive.

[B]

But, like, you know what's crazy is that it actually gets me, like, sometimes it doesn't get me in trouble, but, like, I'm not. I'm not the social media guy that I used to be. Like, as far as, like, you know, always on social media, always looking. So, you know, my wife will go and. And put stuff up, and I'll go days before. I'm like, oh, I saw the thing you posted. She was like, it was like, two weeks ago. No, I saw it.

[A]

Are you in her comments like she's in yours?

[B]

I say things when I see it. Yeah. You look beautiful, honey.

[A]

Have you heard the term Instagram husband?

[B]

Instagram husband? No. What is that?

[A]

It's like you're capable of actually taking a fucking good picture of your wife and, like, so she can, like, slay on the gram.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not.

[A]

You're bad.

[B]

I'm horrible.

[A]

You're hitting her bad angles. You're hitting her.

[B]

I get. I get. You get three max with me, and I'm like, get the fuck out. Get to go get somebody else to take it.

[A]

Who's taking your pictures?

[B]

Well, I have a photographer.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I mean, I have a professional.

[A]

I have a designated Instagram and TikTok professional.

[B]

If it's time for me to, like, put stuff up, we have somebody there that's taking pictures. My wife is taking good pictures, though. Like, we're doing, like, a family day. She does all that. She's. Yeah, yeah, she's great with that. I'm not that guy. I don't have. I'm not. And I don't have the patience to do.

[A]

You don't got it.

[B]

Like. Oh, wait, do another one. Oh, wait, no, no, no, no. Let me move my hand like this. And let me sit. You get three. You get three.

[A]

Three is so wide. Three. My eyes are closed.

[B]

I'm 46 years old.

[A]

I'm thinking of your wife today.

[B]

46 years old with a designated Instagram person.

[A]

For yourself.

[B]

I am. I. And when they're there, that's their job, Kev. Just standing right. You get one, man. Pap. That's gonna be good. Make it work. I'm not. I'm not that guy.

[A]

What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever posted on the Internet?

[B]

The most embarrassing thing?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Nothing's embarrassing.

[A]

You're not embarrassed?

[B]

Not embarrassed about anything. I'm very transparent.

[A]

Okay. What has embarrassed your kids that you've posted on the Internet?

[B]

My kids get mad at everything.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

The teenagers. Cool. They're too cool. So. Dad, did you even look at my face in this one? Look at my eyes. God. Oh, my God. Why do you got me looking like this, dad? Yo, you got to take that post down, man. You got me looking. You got me looking. Chopped. I just learned all these words, Kevin. Yeah. I don't know what's going on.

[A]

When did you learn chops?

[B]

I learned it about three months ago. My. My daughter said it. Dad. No, seriously. No, you got me looking. Chop. Take that down. Think. What down. It's a family that we're eating. It's just a nice little family picture. We were. We were eating dinner. Like, why can't I. I just wanted to show how cool it is when all my kids. With me. Eating dinner. No, not like that. I look crazy.

[A]

Do you feel like sometimes they're talking a different language around you?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

It's kind of crazy, huh?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

It's a different lingo.

[B]

My kids. Here's the thing that's funny about my kids, man. I'm not that guy. To my kids, like, there's nothing.

[A]

You're not cool.

[B]

No, I'm. I'm cool. They have definitely told me I'm a. I'm, like, a really cool dad, but I'm not what I think I am.

[A]

You're not. You're not Kevin Hart.

[B]

No. No shot. No shot.

[A]

Instagram bio. Live, love and laugh.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What's going on?

[B]

What do you. I don't understand what's going on there. Live, love, laugh. Those are the three rules that I live by. Live your life. Why you live it. Try your best to love as much as you can.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And when you're living and loving correctly. Well, you should be laughing if the three L's apply to you. It's very hard to not be living a good life is this.

[A]

It's a little home goods like live, laugh, love. But you turn.

[B]

No, that's not what I say. No, no, that's not what I say.

[A]

You say, live, love life.

[B]

Yeah, that. What you just said is ridiculous. Like, who would do that? No, no.

[A]

Live, laugh, love.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Don't do that. Live, love, laugh. See that? See the difference? Did you just see the difference? You were like, live, laugh, love. And I was like, what the. Hey, crazy lady, Are you crazy?

[A]

Do you have this motto, like, on your walls somewhere in your home? I do, but when you go to shop for it, it's always probably, live, laugh loves.

[B]

You had to get it, by the way, which is why it's never purchased, which is why you always see it. It's always available. It's on my wall, in my gym. I got it. Like, I got a bunch of sayings on my gym.

[A]

So you custom made it.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Custom.

[B]

Yes, that's me.

[A]

You're not a live, laugh, love guy.

[B]

Oh, you're live love guy. Love. You got to live to love, and then you laugh. See, I make that. I mean, is this not great, by the way? She feels so much better now that she heard it the right way. Yeah, she's just saying, live, live, laugh. Like, no, what you've been saying love, whatever it is. Yeah, because you're confusing me. I shouldn't have looked to the left. Through my whole equilibrium off, I got vertigo.

[A]

No. Where the heart is. Where the home is.

[B]

No, no. I will say this, though. It's hard to take steps if you're going backwards.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I'm that guy. Yeah. Hey, get on the elevator. Do me a favor. Make sure it's going up. Mm. Hard work should be hard, because if it feels good, you ain't doing it right. Oh, yeah, There you go.

[A]

I mean, electric.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, these are big things to live.

[A]

These are. This is gonna change the game for people. If someone was having a bad day. Done.

[B]

Yeah. Kevin Hart came, by the way. In the words of my daughter, Kaori, duh, duh.

[A]

Let's talk about golf.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

When did this become your latest obsession?

[B]

Seven months ago.

[A]

To the date.

[B]

To the date.

[A]

To the T. What happened?

[B]

What do you mean, what happened?

[A]

What happened?

[B]

God basically opened up the portal to happiness and said, this is it.

[A]

Who. Who put you on, though? Because you said, what? How old Are you?

[B]

I am 46.

[A]

So you're in your 40s.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You've lived your life with no golf.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

Okay, you're done.

[B]

You're out. They just kill me. In your 40s. You don't. You basically did it. So now. Now that you're at the end of it. Hold on.

[A]

You've been living this life.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Without golf in it.

[B]

I. I feel I. It is such a tough thing to process because so many people have tried to get me into golf for years. And you're talking about. You know, I've toured. I've toured the. The globe, and I've been to some of the most beautiful places in the world. And if I had had golf as a hobby during those times, I would have been able to see some of the most beautiful golf courses in the world simultaneously. But Luda. Luda and I, we. We do a trip yearly, or we try to. Sometimes it's a little space in between.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We were on the back of a boat, and they had the biodegradable golf balls.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And they had a, like, club. So I literally just started hitting them off the back of the boat. And I was like, man, this is not bad. And when we got back, my friends were going to Mexico, and they were like, yo, we're going on a golf trip. You on the road? I was like, yeah, I'm gonna go. And when I went on the golf trip and everybody else was kind of okay, and I was so bad. I'm such a competitive person. I did not like the feeling of being that bad. So I made a bet with them, and I said, give me a year, and I'm gonna come back, and I guarantee I'll beat all of you guys. So we. We marked the date. So I have about maybe five more months, I think. Five more months, and we go back to the same course, and we're playing, and we have odds and stuff, but I'm gonna beat them. So I don't do anything halfway. I'm. I'm a hundred percent. Oh.

[A]

So this trip is coming up in five months?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

So. But I'm addicted. Like, I'm. I'm addicted with the fact that it's you against yourself, and all you're trying to do is find the best ways to navigate this little white ball around this course and as less strokes as possible.

[A]

It's a beautiful game.

[B]

It's a beautiful game.

[A]

What's your handicap?

[B]

That will not be discussed today.

[A]

We will not net worth or handicap. Go.

[B]

You will not give any information because I have a competition coming up in five months and I will not fucking give you any information. Harry. John. Mustafa. Huh, Boss. That's right. Five months. Get minds or get naked. You know what it is. And that's. And by the way, that's going to camera. That's a threat. And I got Brian. Me and Brian got a match coming up.

[A]

Oh, so this ain't looking good though, because someone holding their handicap close to their chest.

[B]

No, no, no, you're still on currently. I am for. For doing this for seven months. I am so advanced from where I should be.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Have you ever had a whole one?

[B]

No, absolutely not. No. Right now I'm at the stages where it's all about understanding the golf swing and the proper road to a successful golf swing.

[A]

Are you in your kitchen and your shower and in your house?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Just doing the thing.

[B]

Yep. All of it. Name it. Name a product that you can buy today. The. The business of golf has made so much money that it's ridiculous. But I'm telling you what I'm going to do. So from where I am now, and I'm going to figure out the tournament that I want to play in, that's a good enough tournament that's coming up like a year and a half. I'm giving myself a lot of time. Year and a half's time. I'm a film my progression from now until then because the sport and world of golf needs to note. And I'm not doing this just to like, just do it the around. I'm very serious about this. As a matter of fact, I honestly thought about putting the microphone down and taking the old acting and, and the scripts and. And going, hey, everybody take a beat because there's a senior citizen tournament, 50 and up. It's like when you get over 50, it's a tournament for 50 year olds and up. So I'm like, what if I start preparing for that now?

[A]

You got four years.

[B]

By the time I turn 50, I might be in the Masters. I might. The way I'm going and how dedicated I am.

[A]

You're in.

[B]

I'm in is an understatement. And I already brought the Bronco and I put the birdie license plate on it. So I have to start getting birdies or else I wasted my fucking money.

[A]

Kevin.

[B]

Yeah, I'm just giving you what it is. There's so much, but I'm going to bring personality, charisma, style.

[A]

Ooh.

[B]

I mean, I'm gonna make golf sexy. I'm gonna make golf sexy. Can you Imagine me and some of those little shorts after. After I'm done with my quads. Not now. Wait. When they're done. When they're done. I'm still in. I'm still in development. So if you look. Is that camera. Can it zoom in a little bit?

[A]

Yeah, if y' all can zoom in.

[B]

But don't. Don't Moose, knuckle me. Don't get my. Don't get the unit. I'm saying grab. Grab my quads for a second. I'm not making that up. They're there. So that's all about how I'm coming through to compress the ball. Compress it.

[A]

D. Shambo is quaking.

[B]

That's my guy, man. Bryson, he had a tough Masters, but next year he'll be back. And he'll be back. Young guy, great future ahead of him. As I talk about personalities in the sport, he's an amazing personality. A guy who's found a way to,

[A]

like, amplify the game, make it fun.

[B]

Yes. Yes. That's what it's about.

[A]

What's your caddy's name?

[B]

Well. Well, right now, Iniko Heart. My wife has been. My wife has been my caddy for my toughest matches. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

How's that going?

[B]

I mean, I was not too good. You know, she's very vocal about what she sees out there. Honey, how come you not hitting it like that? Will you shut the. Like, stop doing that? I'm just saying. But when they hit it, it goes like, why yours keep going to the side like that? Because, I don't know. I'm trying to figure out, like.

[A]

I mean, you're poor, white.

[B]

No. There's nothing funnier than a woman that has no idea, like, what you're going through, who's asking innocent questions. Why yours be going in the sand? Shut the. God damn it. Honey. Like, it's because I'm not coming through. Can you video this one so I can see where my elbow is? She's got a. Oh, man.

[A]

She's a full champ, though.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

She's going out there with you.

[B]

Some of the shittiest swings things ever.

[A]

Holy shit. Does she know a lot about golf?

[B]

Well, now she does.

[A]

Yeah. You're learning together.

[B]

Yeah. After going to the Masters, she's full in. Like, that was an experience of a lifetime.

[A]

Let's move on to fashion. Okay, I'm done. The fact that we're talking this long about golf on Call Her Daddy is pretty historic.

[B]

Well, it is historic. And I think the viewers that you have are Going to be energized with a new form of like, oh, my God, I want to do this too. Right? Like, I know there's a lot of women that are watching this. Oh, my God. Like, maybe I should go and. And caddy for my man.

[A]

Yeah, Right.

[B]

But she's having a good time. Maybe I can, too.

[A]

And you know what? I've hit. I've hit it a couple times.

[B]

Whoa, hey. Hit the golf ball. You need to.

[A]

I felt.

[B]

Okay. You need to. All right.

[A]

I've hit the golf ball.

[B]

Yeah. That's how it happens.

[A]

Let me. Let me clarify. I've hit the golf ball a couple times.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm not bad.

[B]

I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't believe you. And it's like, you know what?

[A]

Before you leave, I'm gonna find the fucking video.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. I'm back down.

[A]

Heart.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[A]

Next time I see you, you'll be asking what my handicap is or not. And I won't hide it. Oh.

[B]

Or not.

[A]

Or not. I'll never see you again. Okay. How would you describe your personal style?

[B]

My personal style? Classy, laid back, tailored, mature.

[A]

Watch collection. Do you have more watches than cars?

[B]

That's none of your goddamn business. That's none of your goddamn business.

[A]

I'm trying to rob you. Okay.

[B]

It really sounds like I'm like, and

[A]

where are they in your.

[B]

So. And, like, where do you put these? Like, if you get, like, just as an example, what do you.

[A]

100.

[B]

Like, what do you. I have. I have a nice collection.

[A]

More than 100 or less.

[B]

I have a nice watch collection.

[A]

More. That's. That's wild.

[B]

I never said that.

[A]

Kevin, you're blushing.

[B]

I never said.

[A]

Cheeks are getting rosy. Too dark to blush off 200.

[B]

I am never disclosing this information.

[A]

Why?

[B]

As a watch collector, a watch enthusiast, people in that space know that I'm very serious about my watches. But you never. You never tell. There's no need to tell. I mean, you want text. That's. Yeah. Do you want me to not only text. What was the question about my favorite sexual fantasy with us? What do you want? I don't do anything halfway, so if I'm in a minute.

[A]

Has anyone texted back?

[B]

I didn't check. You didn't tell me to check.

[A]

Check.

[B]

Let's see.

[A]

Don't go answering emails, right?

[B]

No, no. I only have one text from Hre. But I can tell you for a fact, Chelsea probably will look what I tell you, Jack would say.

[A]

Stop.

[B]

What did I say? Jack?

[A]

Would say you were like. He'd be like, let's talk about this more.

[B]

So. So you're thinking that I'm not lying. Stop at 12 oh. 1208pm no. Jack Black says, let me read the script. Oh, what did I tell you, Jack? That was a dare, man. I just. I'm gonna call her daddy. And I had to send. Send you a text with that crazy one liner. And I actually guessed that your response would be, let me read the script because you would be too afraid to tell me it was a shitty idea because you're too nice. I love you. It was a joke. Bye. It's pretty fucking nice. I told you. Look, let me read the script. He's the nicest guy ever.

[A]

He's like, jesus Christ. What I do for friends. What do you think is the biggest fashion mistake that men make?

[B]

Trying to do too much? Trying to dress towards a trend and not towards, like, where you are. Like, I think. I think I do a very good job of staying in what I would consider to be my lane. Right? Like, I don't. I don't do too much. I'm not trying to walk the Runway. I'm not trying to, you know, go to the fashion shows and make the biggest statement. I like. I like being clean cut. I like looking polished, poised, but at the same time, comfortable. Like a show.

[A]

Is there anything that your wife has ever vetoed and been like, take it off?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely had some. It's mostly. It's mostly color. Okay. Like. Like the. Like the color. Like, sometimes I'm like. But like, I. I can feel it because I. I don't ask a lot of questions. So if I come out, hey, what do you think? This.

[A]

You just know.

[B]

Yeah, it's electric blue. What do you think about this right here? It's too much. There's a V neck, and she's like, take it off. Take it off.

[A]

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[B]

Okay.

[A]

You have four kids.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What would you say you're like as a dad?

[B]

I'm the best. I'm a. I am a solution first dad. Like, talking about the problem doesn't make the problem go away. Talking about the solution and then going back to understand why the problem happened.

[A]

But Kevin, are you one of those husbands that we deal with this a lot where it's like, like you're like, babe, I've got the solution. She's like, I don't want a solution. I want you to just listen to my feelings. Men tend to kind of like go right for how to solve it.

[B]

With my daughter, my, my oldest, who's 21 now, we definitely went through a wave and a learning curve where I had to realize Listening to you was the, was the want or could be

[A]

the one was the solution.

[B]

And, and sometimes you, feeling heard, provided the table, like for a better, A better world of repair.

[A]

Are you strict? Like, what would you do if you caught your kids sneaking out?

[B]

I'm not that strict. You know, we're living in a different time. So holding my kids to a time of old and expecting them to do and move the same way that I had to, I don't think that's fair. You know, you have to, you have to be a little more, A little more lenient, a little more loose. So the curfew is a little later. But I am a. I will give you as much as you're asking, as long as you're matching it with responsibility and maturity. If that starts to sway now, you're giving me reason to start to pull things back. So I'm only taking things away because you're not doing what you said you were going to do. So you can play the good game all you want. You can play me. You can have me thinking I got a saint as a child because you're on time, you're getting your work done. You. You. When you say you're going to be back, you're back. When you say you're going somewhere, that's where you are. Hey, man, if you're in between those lines, I don't know what the fuck is going on in between that. Yeah, but you're giving me that visual. I leave you alone.

[A]

Your oldest daughter just turned 21, like you said. Your oldest son just committed to run track and field at University of Tennessee. How emotional have you been watching your kids, like, reach these achievements?

[B]

I mean, it's bigger and better than any accomplishment that I've had in career. I mean, there's no better gift than the gift of a child. And make sure I don't get a little choked up. Seeing my two oldest grow up into the people that they are and to the people that they have become is my happy right. Like my. I couldn't be prouder of my daughter. She is an example to my youngest of what being a woman in our family is and will be. My son the same. He's an example of what a man with the last name Heart should be and will be. And it's tough because like, damn, you know, this house about to get. It's about to get quiet. It's about to get quiet. So I don't think, I don't think that I've completely process that yet. Like, you know, when Your kids go away from school, there's a chance that they might not come back. And what I mean by come back is like, they may go somewhere and they may fall in love with the town, the city, and that could be life, right? And then you're looking at holidays, whatever, but you got to be supportive of whatever that is. Like, they. I have two full fledged young adults, so as a father, I don't. I don't guide with what I want them to do for the best or for what I think will create the best for me. I want them to do things for the best of them. And it's like they're just starting to kind of lay that out. And that's. That's the tough part.

[A]

It is so I. It's so funny, like, watching yourself, I'm sure, like, going from being a kid to then a parent. You're watching your kids now leave. And you're like, I know this supposed to be such a fun time, but I'm also like, but you're gonna handle it. And like, obviously you love them so much, but, yeah, that, like, eminence, empty nest, or feeling, obviously. I know you have other kids, but, like, when you're losing even one to leaving the house, it changes the dynamic so intensely.

[B]

It's tough because my. Their younger brother and sister look up to them so much as well. So, you know, the impact that it's going to have on them, like, it's a trickle effect. It's not just, just. It's not just me and Nico and your mom. It's like there's a. There's a trickle effect. You know, where's. Where's Hev. Where's do. Like when they come, like, they. All that energy, all of that, like, the want to grow up or be cool, they follow their brothers and sisters, so when that's not there, that's avoided.

[A]

Dynamic.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In honor of your wife and your daughters, I'm gonna test your knowledge of girlhood today.

[B]

Okay. Oh, God.

[A]

I'm gonna show you a picture. You're just gonna tell me what you think it is.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Right. Ready?

[B]

Okay, that's a rose.

[A]

Try again. You can do it.

[B]

That is the patella,

[A]

Kevin.

[B]

That is. Wait, no, that's a makeup thing. Yes, yes, that's the makeup thing.

[A]

It's a beauty blender.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Jesus Christ. A rose. This doesn't look like a rose.

[B]

It looks like the color. Is that not Kevin? All right. Oh, next. That's the vagina plug.

[A]

This is a tampon applicator. Kevin.

[B]

There it is.

[A]

Or. Or the vagina plug. Okay, ready?

[B]

Oh, boy. These are the. No, seems the. The. The. The sticky Wonder Woman's, right? You slap them on top so you can look like Wonder Woman and fight crime.

[A]

Nipple covers.

[B]

There you go. Oh, boy. Oh, this is a tough one. 1. This is a. Birth control kit.

[A]

To be fair, this looks a little X ray esque, but. But look at this thing. Like, what could this be?

[B]

That's a semen checker.

[A]

It's a pimple patch.

[B]

God damn it.

[A]

Come on, Kevin.

[B]

All right, so.

[A]

Okay. Next.

[B]

Next. Oh, yeah.

[A]

You know, this.

[B]

This is an alarm clock.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

That's an alarm clock.

[A]

Your family right now is screaming at the tv, dad.

[B]

Wait. No hands. Jail. Yep, jail. Let me draw my gel on my hands, Kevin. And I need to look at the time at the top.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

All right. Oh, boy. That's the enemy. That's Mr. Fix It. I know that guy. Hey, man. What are you doing here? Well, apparently you didn't get the job done, so I've been called upon. That's Mr. Get it done right there, Mr. A vibrator. Yeah.

[A]

You know what this is?

[B]

Oh, I know what that is.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

That's the. Get my eyes together.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Right. I gotta flatten the brow. The lash flat in the brow. I gotta make these things flicker.

[A]

You are referring to an eyelash curler here, Mr. Hart?

[B]

Yes. Oh, boy. Oh, this is a. This is the testicle holder. You gotta put them in there and let's see them.

[A]

You've seen this on your wife before.

[B]

I ain't never seen that on my. She ain't had no testicle holder, Kevin. No. Okay. The pictures is large. That's the thing for your feet. You put the. You put that. Your toes in there.

[A]

Good job.

[B]

Your toes.

[A]

Last one.

[B]

The way you had it. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is the. The Max Water pressure shower head, 2000 to give you the extra burst you need for those women that are navigating.

[A]

It's a diffuser for a hair dryer.

[B]

God damn it. Okay.

[A]

Okay. That wasn't bad.

[B]

It wasn't bad.

[A]

You're not useless.

[B]

I got a lot of them.

[A]

And at least you're funny.

[B]

I got a lot of them, though.

[A]

You. You got some of them?

[B]

I got a lot of them.

[A]

Them. If I asked your wife to roast you.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What do you think she would say?

[B]

Unroastable.

[A]

She would not say that.

[B]

She would say, he's the coolest guy ever. She would go, you know what? I would roast him.

[A]

But I love him.

[B]

But I love him to death.

[A]

What jokes would you make if you had to roast yourself?

[B]

If I had to roast myself, I made this joke in. And my. My stand up special. Not. It's becoming true. My balls dropped not too long ago.

[A]

No one knows that though.

[B]

But. But if I had to talk about myself, I got. Yeah. What the hell's going on there? Click clacker.

[A]

That's why you're worried about the strim.

[B]

Yes. That's why I'm like. I'm not.

[A]

It's all tracking.

[B]

Yes. Or I would go. Or I would go. My. My toenails. I don't have the best toenails.

[A]

Come on, get them done.

[B]

No, we're past that.

[A]

Okay. They're that bad.

[B]

I mean, a couple of them are.

[A]

You were announced as the latest subject of the Netflix Rose.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How are you feeling?

[B]

Feeling great.

[A]

You feel good?

[B]

I can't wait.

[A]

On Instagram, you said, I'm not even close to scared. This is what I do.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

What are you hoping for out of the experience?

[B]

I'm hoping to not just have a good time, but, like, I'm hoping for a table of hard hitting, hard edge comedy. Right. Like, I think. I think doing a roast, you always got to expect some blood, but being a comedian and being able to, like, set the tone and being able to sit there, then having the opportunity to go last, well, that's fun. That's fun.

[A]

Is there anything that would, like, actually hurt your feelings? No.

[B]

Have at it. Say what you want. Have at it. Because I'm gonna say what I want. I'm gonna say what I want. See, I've been doing this for so long that you know, the brand of Kevin Hart. Sorry to go third person. Has become pretty big. So because of the brand aspect attached to me in business and opportunity, I got commercial in places where I had to, because that's the. That's the direction that I was going and rightfully so. Very happy decisions I made. But you can't forget my roots. Like, this is. This is what I do. This is where I started. Like, ground zero is snapping and. And jonesing and. And hitting people below the belt. That's the good stuff. And I think doing that and giving the world an opportunity to see that and laugh at it. Like, I don't give a. Say what you want. Laugh. Yes, laugh.

[A]

You obviously have roasted people. So in honor of this exciting occasion, I'm gonna give you the opportunity to do a quick rapid fire roast of some celebrities. Quick, rapid fire. Like one Liners like, this is all fun games. No one's gonna get their feelings hurt. We're gonna have fun. Ready?

[B]

Go ahead.

[A]

Timothy Chalamet.

[B]

Timothy Chalamet. The body of a. Of a German woman.

[A]

Elon Musk.

[B]

Elon Musk. God. What do you say about Elon Musk, man? There's so much happening that he glitches with the normal. It was like, eli, how was your day? You're like, yeah, get it. What are you so feeling, man? But he's such a genius, though. So I. I would say. I would say the occasional glitch. The glitcher. The glitcher.

[A]

Nick Cannon.

[B]

Nick Cannon. Sperm diffuser.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Whose sperm can't get up there? Who don't have potent swimmers? I'll show you. I think Nick has the code. Like, Nick knows. He.

[A]

Nick knows.

[B]

He knows what you want? You want a girl? Right, left, right, left, left, left, left, up, down, up, down. There she is. A fucking girl, man. How'd you do that?

[A]

That?

[B]

You want a boy? Right, right, right, right, right. Two lefts. Down, down, down, up, Bow, man. Oh, it's a boy. How does he do it, man? He's got the code.

[A]

Holy.

[B]

Yeah, he's got the code.

[A]

Patrick Mahomes.

[B]

Patrick Mahomes. Patrick Mahomes has a voice that doesn't go with his body like you expect. You expect Patrick's to like, come on. Hey, man, look, we're gonna play hard. We're gonna do. Patrick. What's the game plan today?

[A]

Bruno Mars.

[B]

Bruno Mars, man. Born in the wrong time. Bruno, Bruno. Bruno missed his calling, man. Bruno's problem is with his parents. He's pissed the didn't y' all have me in the 60s and 70s for like, he's. I should have been back there with those guys, man. He's got everything. Robert Pattinson, Robert Patterson.

[A]

Patterson, Pat.

[B]

Pat Pattinson. I think I'm still team Jacob, so. I don't know, man.

[A]

Machine gun Kelly.

[B]

Machine Gun Kelly. The product of a wrong tattoo choice. There's nothing he can do now. There's nothing he can do about it. You can't cover it up. You can't do anything. It is what it is. He has a goddamn. He has a full fledged shirt tattooed on him. Just a dark green shirt. Nobody can say anything. We gotta. Everybody's gotta accept it. I know him. I love him. He's such a good dude too. I would never say anything if he. He took me and he ever asked me, what do you think of my tattoos? I'm like, I did the right thing. I think he nailed it.

[A]

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[B]

What can I tell you about Funny af? About time. Come on.

[A]

You're like God damn gracious enough with my watches.

[B]

Funny af, man. An amazing series that I did with Netflix and this is about me finding the next wave of talent within comedy. You know, we wanted to search high and low and give the opportunity of a lifetime through a competition for a comedian to walk away with an hour special on Netflix. And we want to allow, you know, the world to interact. We want to allow you to vote to be a part of it and help us crown who can be and should be the next face in comedy. And I think, you know, for me at this stage in my career, it's about me helping, helping others. It's about me really trying to do my part and getting this next generation to the next stage.

[A]

Such a good idea.

[B]

Yeah. So that's what it is, man. I got amazing comedians that helped me in doing so. But it's special. It's really good. A lot of real, real funny people on this.

[A]

What do you tend to look for, like quality wise in up and coming comics?

[B]

What I tend to look for personality, of course. Stage presence. Right. You want to see a star quality, but at the end of the day, you want to see people that aren't afraid to be themselves on stage. And I think that's the hardest code to crack in comedy. Right. Figuring out how to be yourself, how to be uniquely you and understand that that's what audiences resonate with.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I think once you crack that code, it becomes easier for you to churn. It becomes easier.

[A]

How much grace do you give them for bombing a set?

[B]

A lot. This isn't a series where I'm looking to highlight the bad. Right. I'm also gonna protect those that may not have had the best set. Everything doesn't need to be showcased in full. I'm not looking to ruin careers. I'm looking to make them. So I think when you have that attitude and, and, and that outlook, you can do no wrong. There is no meter of bad to sway to.

[A]

Well, I'm excited because I just feel like we obviously have so many competition shows, but this obviously we don't have and we have so many singing things which I love. Like, who doesn't love watching the Voice? Who doesn't watch like American Idol? And it's so fun, but I think kind of similar to social media, so many people are getting discovered in ways that you have access to and I think this will be cool to see like a saturated amount of really talented, talented people and with your Guidance. I'm excited.

[B]

Well, I think, you know, we've never had. We've never had a raw. A raw comedy series with competition, right? Everybody's had to scale back. Everybody's had to, you know, corporate it up or clean it up. So I think, you know, and allowing people to be 1000% authentic to who they are and true to who they are, it just gives a nice little level of freshness to it.

[A]

What do you hope your legacy in comedy is?

[B]

What do I hope my legacy in comedy is? It's a great question. I don't think it's for me to define, right? Like, I think it's my job to do the work and have a crazy resume and a crazy book with amazing chapters of success, Ups, downs, failures, wins. And then when it's all said and done, you can throw all of this on the table and you can cipher through it and go, oh, my God, I forgot. He did. Holy shit, that's right. He did do this. Oh my God. Like, this is crazy. From a catalog. Like, I thought about it the other day. I have a. I have a comedy catalog, a stand up comedy catalog. That's nine hours, right? Nine hours of stand up comedy that really show my progression in life, good and bad. It's all there on stage. I've been able to tap into every lane within entertainment. Movies, tv, action, action, comedy, adventure, animation, drama, dramedy, right? Like there's unscripted TV to unscripted documentary move like there's an author, then you go to business. Like, there's so much that I've been fortunate and blessed enough to do. I just hope that when it's all said and done, there's a conversation of realization and it's celebrated. And I hope that enough of it is visible and surpass whatever the fuck this is that I've done. Like, that's what's supposed to happen. It's supposed to be a baton that's passed and somebody, somebody grabs it and does the unthinkable. Somebody sees the example of so many and goes, oh, I can do that. And I'm gonna make a left and then I'm gonna go up the hill. Yeah, I'm gonna do more.

[A]

It is cool to, like when you, obviously you people look at you now and you're Kevin Hart, but I think a lot of times what we don't think about is the beginning days of like, how things were hard and you had to grind to make it. And you know that story and you remember that part of yourself. And I think to know that trajectory for yourself. You obviously had people that you looked up to that you're like, I can do this because I've watched X X amount of people be able to do a certain form of whatever. And I think you're right. It's like having people now younger that are like, I want to do what Kevin Hart has done. I think that's such a testament to, like, the amount you've been able to do and not just get pigeonholed into just comedy. Like, you're. You've kind of done everything, and that doesn't dilute anything you've done, which I think is really cool as a performer, because I think sometimes we think, like, I want to be known for this one, one thing. And so sometimes people get really in their head, like, well, I can't do that, because then it's going to take away from this. And I feel like you're kind of a great exception to that rule where you've really dipped your toe into every lane and succeeded there, and you've been kind of rewarded for it, and people love you for it.

[B]

Well, I think, you know, a lot of stuff that I did was going against the. The traditional conversation, right? Like, there's a traditional model. There's an expectation within that model of what you're supposed to do and what's enough and what's too much. And I disregarded all of that and I chose the concept of as much as I can, because why not, right? Like, why not? And who says. And, you know, I remember there was a time where I was doing like, three movies a year and I was touring at the same time and throwing a TV show. Like, there was a. Like there was a. There was a run where I was a. I was a monster in my. In my prime, I was a monster. Like in the Let me Explain wave, we were doing arenas, and I was selling out three, four shows at arenas. Doing two shows a night and arenas. Like, I mean, the volume of work that I was doing, I'm never going to duplicate that again. Never, never can. I never will. I. Right now, I think I'm more seasoned than I've ever been. I think I am so well crafted within the craft. Surgical almost. But I noted the moment of, whoa, it's gone. And now I'm chasing different variations of a high, and it comes just within completion, right? Like, what am I trying to complete? You know, at the end of the day, I have nine hours. Okay, 10 is a great number. Is 10 it within movies? What am I looking to do? What what opportunities am I looking to create or give? Where am I looking to challenge myself? Am I looking to have fun? Am I looking to enjoy the thing that I do at 50 years old? Where do I want to be? Where do I want to be comfortable? Bowing down, bowing out. Like, all these things are my new focus of thought, right? Like, if you, if you don't think about what's happening up there at the curve, when you get there, it may be a fucking cliff. You may fall off the cliff. So, so I'm, I'm very adamant about my approach to my do now. And just thinking about the years before and just thinking about the earlier time, it's a little mind blowing. It's. It's a little mind blowing, which is, which is why I'm so energized just to bring it full circle within helping this next wave. Like, I, I want so many to see and do or get their version of that because it's the dopest ever. So I want to see other people. I want to see other people win that.

[A]

I mean, that's really commendable because, like, you could just sail off and have fun with your cars and your watches and your family and that is. It's cool to see people in your position, like, actually be interested in lifting other people up because there can be ego of, like, I don't want people to do 10 hours and I only had not or whatever it is. And it's like, I do think that's kind of the beauty of every time I've ever gotten to speak to someone who is like, I. This was the craziest, like, I don't even like saying prime. Like, this was like the craziest, like, height of my career. A lot of the people, like, as fun as that was, I'm so much happier now because I can, like, see it all. I can, like, see myself. I can see my life and my career in the same time. And a lot of times when you're in your prime, you have to just black the fudge out and just go, go, go. Which isn't bad. It's just you have perspective on the other side. So the fact that you're able to give that to these young comedians, that that's invaluable. So.

[B]

Well, I think, I think it goes within, you know, anybody in any aspect of career, entertainment, business, corporate, whatever, it doesn't matter. When you're in your. I call it jello. When you're in the jello, like that prime phase of, oh my God, you don't See it, you don't realize it's going so fast that you're in it. It's like if you're having a good run and you're not, you're not clocking it, you're not. You're not tracking the miles, but you feel so good on a run, and your best run, you'll look up and you'll stop, you'll turn around and you go, fuck, I didn't know I went that far. Wow. I didn't know I did this far. And then you'll go back and you'll finish the run and you'll say, what was that? Like, how far do you think I ran? And when you finally get the tally, it's 12 miles, 10 miles. You go, oh, my God, I didn't feel that. Now, granted, if somebody tells you to go run 12 miles and you know the number, you go like, hey, man, it's not going to be the same run. It's going to be a little struggle for you. In the beginning stages, when things started going and they took off, it's not until you got comfortable, set that you look back. It was like, oh, my God. Holy shit. It was doing. And my listeners were. And now you're comfortable and you're set, and it's a different thing and it's a different approach. But you. You can't see it when it's happening.

[A]

You can't.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

And it's also a little hard to appreciate 1000% because you're just like, also kind of in a mode that you can't. Yeah, you can't take it in.

[B]

Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta go.

[A]

It's hard.

[B]

I can't stop. I can't sit down. I can't appreciate that. If I do that, then how I'm do this. I gotta go. I gotta be like an engine. I gotta keep going, keep going. That's what it is.

[A]

No, it's such a crazy ride. And you've had such. And continue to have such an amazing career. I was like, so excited to meet you today because. Because one, I was like, I wanted to just have fun because I'm like, the world is just always so crazy, and I feel like we need, like, fun episodes like this to just make people laugh if they're at work or wherever the they are listening to this and watching this, but then also the serious side of you, because you are such a business man and you've had such success and I have so much respect for you, and I've had such a Great time today. Like, that was. That was fun.

[B]

If. If nothing else, I want your takeaway to be. I think the biggest is my quads are coming. Right. Like, let's just get our priorities right. Let's just get it. My quads are coming.

[A]

The quads.

[B]

Right.

[A]

The balls have dropped.

[B]

The quads are huge. But the quads, like, literally, this summer could be the summer of all summers.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

All right. From a career aspect, really focused on helping and creating the opportunities for the next wave. I'm very, like, much happy with what I've done, where I am, and I want to see if other people. That's where the business side comes in. Okay. I think the last one. Golf is about to get sexy. And it's not. It's not by accident. Right? So. So there's a shirt that I think I'm doing because they don't do tank tops in golf, and I don't want to do that, but I am going to cut the sleeve off because I feel like when I'm hitting this club, if I'm hitting it correctly, and whoever I'm golfing against gets to see this arm. Gets to see it a little bare. Well, that's intimidating.

[A]

You think that's a good idea, right?

[B]

That's intimidating. Now, granted, I may not be able to get on some of these country club courses just because wardrobe, et cetera, but you get the. You get where I'm going. I'm just trying to figure out ways to break ground.

[A]

You're trying to bring everything. You've got to really throw people off to. To really get your game going.

[B]

Yeah, you got it.

[A]

Live, love, laugh.

[B]

Thank you. It's not that hard.

[A]

You're gonna make golf suck seed. That's gotta be some type of title for this episode, don't you think?

[B]

It will be. By the way, don't repeat that again until I copyright it.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Just make sure you're.

[B]

Write that down.

[A]

Write that down. Let's get that ip. Let's get a little trademark in here.

[B]

That.

[A]

That's your whole.

[B]

Oh, I'm gonna get it in the hole.

[A]

Oh, okay. Kevin Hart, thank you so much for coming on. Call your day. This truly was so fun.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

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