Podcast Summary: Call It What It Is
Episode: Call It Short & Sweet: Vaginal Skincare, Clitter Capsules, and Major Concerns
Hosts: Jessica Capshaw & Camilla Luddington
Release Date: September 3, 2025
Overview
In this “Short & Sweet” episode, real-life best friends and former Grey’s Anatomy stars Jessica Capshaw and Camilla Luddington dive into the rising trend of vaginal skincare products, with a mix of exasperation and humor. Responding to an article titled, “Does my vagina need a skincare routine?” the pair challenge the expanding and often exploitative beauty-industrial complex, discuss the gendered nature of grooming products, and rail against unnecessary—and sometimes bizarre—intimate care trends like vaginal “glitter bombs” and detox pearls. The conversation is candid, funny, and underpinned by a strong message of body autonomy and skepticism toward consumerist beauty fads.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. The Infuriating Headline (03:02–04:18)
- Jessica admits sending Camilla an article with the “most annoying headline” she’s seen:
“Does my vagina need a skincare routine?” - Both hosts express immediate irritation and concern with the message these articles spread, feeling it’s yet another way women are told to “fix” or “improve” something about themselves.
- Jessica: “I’ve never seen a headline that says, ‘Do my balls need a skincare routine?’ So I felt like this is a little misogynistic, if you’re asking me.” (04:31)
2. The Trend of Vaginal Skincare: Marketing & Capitalism (04:18–05:04)
- Camilla detects capitalist motives:
“It sort of smacks of capitalism and consumerism. Like, it seems like we’re just being told that we need to buy stuff.” (04:02) - They unpack the proliferation of “must-have” vaginal cleansers, serums, and other luxury products flooding social media.
- The conversation grounds itself in how the trend feels like a new wave after hair removal, and continues unrealistic campaigns for women’s bodies to conform to shifting standards.
3. Personal Hygiene vs. Skincare Routines (05:05–07:04)
- Reality check:
Both hosts make it clear they’re proactive about hygiene, but the idea of a special, multi-step bedtime routine for the vulva is ridiculed.- Jessica jokes: “They put on one of those, like… vagina headbands—you gotta get it ready.” (05:39)
- Camilla: “I’m a very clean person... I don’t think there’s hair standing in their way.” (05:53)
- Medical backup: Jessica cites OB GYN Dr. Erica Newlin and dermatologist Dr. Michelle Henry, who advise against the need for specialized intimate skincare (“our vaginas are self-cleaning”). (06:39)
4. Language, Anatomy, and Societal Pressures (07:49–08:13)
- Brief, lighthearted side note on terminology:
- Both hosts find “vulva” and “penis” to be unappealing words, emphasizing the lack of glamor historically attributed to genital terminology.
5. Medical Perspective: “Less is More” (11:05–11:35)
- They reinforce that most intimate care products can disrupt pH, irritate skin, and “do more harm than good.”
- Jessica: “In short, less is more. Absolutely.” (11:11)
- Both reflect on difficulty keeping up with regular skincare, let alone adding an intimate routine.
6. The Absurdity of “Vaginal Glitter Bombs” & Detox Pearls (14:12–15:46)
- Camilla expresses genuine confusion about certain products:
- “I definitely have no idea what a vaginal detox pearl is… and I’ve never heard of vaginal glitter bombs.” (14:12)
- Jessica reads aloud:
“First off, these glitter bombs for your vagina are called My Clitter Capsules… The capsule will dissolve, releasing a sparkly mixture of shimmer and lube, adding a magical element to your sex life. If Tinkerbell uses lube, this is it.” (14:36) - Both find these products not only unnecessary but, in the case of glitter, potentially dangerous, referencing articles with explicit medical warnings.
7. Standing Against Unnecessary Intimate Products (15:52–16:17)
- Both hosts, exasperated, rally listeners:
- Jessica: “We are revolting against this whole. We say no to the pearls. We don’t want the glitter. We don’t want the toners.” (16:07)
- Camilla: “We don’t want any of it.” (16:16)
- They emphasize the importance of keeping it simple—water, cleanliness, no need for a “toner down there.”
8. Open Call to Listeners (16:17–16:38)
- Even as they dismiss most of the trend, they invite opposing experiences.
- Jessica: “Maybe we’re super naive… Maybe we need to be taught.” (16:32–16:36)
- Listeners currently using these products are encouraged to share if their experiences have indeed been life-changing.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Jessica Capshaw [04:31]:
“I’ve never seen a headline that says, ‘Do my balls need a skincare routine?’ So I felt like this is a little misogynistic, if you’re asking me.” - Camilla Luddington [04:02]:
“It sort of smacks of capitalism and consumerism. Like, it seems like we’re just being told that we need to buy stuff.” - Jessica Capshaw [14:36]:
“If Tinkerbell uses lube, this is it.” - Camilla Luddington [13:10]:
“Can you imagine if I saw you and you’re like, 'Oh, you look a little tired.' And I was like, 'But my vagina looks great today.'” - Jessica Capshaw [16:07]:
“We are revolting against this whole. We say no to the pearls. We don’t want the glitter. We don’t want the toners.” - Camilla Luddington [16:16]:
“We don’t want any of it.”
Timestamps for Key Segments
- 03:03: Jessica and Camilla introduce the viral article and express immediate annoyance
- 04:02–04:18: Discuss capitalism’s role in creating a need where there is none
- 05:53–07:04: Personal hygiene and medical expert opinions on self-cleaning
- 11:05–11:35: The “less is more” philosophy regarding intimate care products
- 14:12–15:46: Unpacking the weirdest products—glitter bombs and detox pearls
- 16:07–16:17: Final, spirited rejection of the intimate skincare trend
Tone & Atmosphere
The conversation is irreverent, comedic, and always supportive as the hosts lovingly roast the latest beauty trend. Their approach is refreshingly open and relatable—frustrated yet curious, skeptical but always inclusive. Regular asides, giggles, and one-liners (“If Tinkerbell uses lube, this is it”) make this episode an entertaining rally against a new wave of unnecessary self-care marketing.
In summary:
Jessica Capshaw and Camilla Luddington use their trademark chemistry to challenge the logic and marketing behind intimate skincare trends, lampooning the idea of “vaginal serums” and “clitter capsules” while reaffirming that healthy hygiene is simple and doesn’t require a trip down the Sephora vagina aisle. If you’re feeling overwhelmed by the next “must-have” for your body, you’re in good company—and you just might laugh out loud.
