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So. Well, I still didn't know at this point. So I'm like shivering and it sucks. So he comes back and then we have that back and forth and he's like, what is the capital of the United States? I'm like, I already told you. He's like, all right, you can sit back more. So now he's getting frustrated and he waits. Whatever it was, I started counting again. He comes back, stands by me, and then he goes, every country has a capital, Julian. Every country has a capital. And I know you know the capital of the United States. You got that answer for me. And I'm lying there like this, I'm shivering my ass off. And I'm like, I thought it was, I thought it was Guadalajara. Or I'm like, what did I say first? I said, I don't know I've been telling you the answer. I thought it was Guadalhara or something. He goes, yeah, I know, I know, I know. But just tell me the answer. United States. And, you know, we can get you out of here. And I was like, this is where the timing was good. I was like, through the shivers, I'm like, well, obviously it's not Guadalajara. And you. I don't see this, but Andy's back. There is the one time all day where he's like, like, like, like kind of smiling. He's like, okay, go on. I'm like, so next best guess, Sioux City. And he's like, God damn it. He's like, I Admire your gumption, Mr. Doy. Oh, what I said to him first when he went down. But. But it wasn't. This was the funny part, when he knelt down and asked me the capital. And he's like, you've been. You give me the wrong answer. And I was like, well, I'm from New Jersey. And we're. I don't know, I thought it was quite a hard. That's exactly what I said. And he's. And he smiled. That was the first time he. I fucked that up. Sorry. That was the first time he smiled. And he goes, I'm not arguing with your opinions about being a resident of the state of New Jersey, but I just need to know the capital of Guadalajara. And that's when I said, like, well, obviously. Or the capital, America. Well, obviously it's not Guadalajara. Next best guess, Sioux City. So now he's like, pissed, and he leaves the room and goes. And, you know, I don't know he's doing this, but he goes. And he fills the bucket up with ice and water. Water. He comes back two minutes later and directs the guys. And they're like, all right, let's. Let's sit up. Let's sit up, Julian. Let's go to the next part. And just be careful with this poor shivering soul. Like, he would just make fun of me, like, every spot. So they bring me up and they have the one close up guy on me. I'm shaking like this. Like, literally like. Like this. They have me on my knees and I'm like, all right, well, I guess we're done with the laying down stuff. Like, what the fuck is next? Next? Now, I did know the way that they would, as I understand it, the way that they would waterboard terrorists is they would put a mask on their face, towel, whatever, some sort. They would have them bound, right? And they would lean them straight back 90 degrees and count to 10. They could only count to 10 if the CIA followed the rules while dumping the water on their face. Now, apparently, they did somewhat follow the rules with KSM because ksm, through his bound hands, used to count with his fingers. KSM is the guy who planned 9, 11. He used to count with his fingers and laugh because he knew they had to stop at 10. And then they bring you up and they let you breathe. So as it would turn out here, I wasn't going to get the 90 degree in your face, which is a torturous 10 seconds. I was going to get something that I would argue is at least slightly better. Better. But they were. They're not going to take off my mask, and they're going to tighten the mask so I stay drowning. And, you know, I'm in it. This is all stuff, like, later. I'm like, oh, that's why that sucks so bad. You know what I mean? So they lean me up, and I'm like. Like, Thief and me were watching it back, like, a few days later, and I'm just like, now I'm with him. Because now I'm like, I've lasted long enough. This can end any second. I'm good. Like, we got it. I feel like victory laps. Yeah. I'm like. I feel like it's. Tommy was a little longer than this. We got it. I feel like Miguel's got good enough content. So I'm like, all right. I don't know what they're going to do next. We'll just roll with the punches and call it a day. So he starts giving a speech, and he's like, have you ever heard the term waterboarding? And I'm sitting there shaking. I'm like, once or twice. And he goes, well, we are not going to waterboard yet. You, but we're gonna give you. And he picks up that. They were taking all the ice and shoving it in between my legs and my ass. So he picks up a big chunk of ice, walks around me like he was just feeling it, bro. Like, walks around me, goes, but we are gonna give you a parallel experience. And tosses it. Perfect shot. Right into my dick. Like, I. Like, now I'm sitting on a chunk of ice that day. I'm like, God damn it. Why is it. His aim's good and everything.
