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Mark Yagnon (0:00)
Talking about circumcision. Across the world and across millennia, people have cut flesh in the name of faith. This practice, this one specific, irreversible act, has crossed cultures, continents, and belief systems. Why do so many religions care about the tip of your dong? Some Jewish men even tried to reverse their circumcisions in order to assimilate into Hellenistic society. When it comes to Islam, you won't find a direct command for it anywhere in the Quran. So how did a pract that isn't explicitly commanded in Islam's holiest text become nearly universal amongst Muslims? Jesus himself was circumcised, and it's in the Bible. Why didn't Christianity just continue on the same path? I mean, if God got circumcised, why wouldn't we? So what is circumcision? Where does it come from? How did a practice as intimate and painful as circumcision become a central ritual in some of the world's biggest spiritual traditions? Well, that is what we're going to be going into today.
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Mark Yagnon (1:34)
What's up, people? And welcome back to Religion Camp. My name is Mark Yagon. Welcome to my tent. Today I'm joined by my dear friend over on the pretty buttons. What's up, Christos? Okay, enough. You're always trying to get the shine on this show. Guys, I want to apologize because last Sunday we did not put out an episode. We've been putting out episodes every single Sunday for the past few months and we missed it. Last Sunday I was on the road in Raleigh, North Carolina. But I'll be also doing more road dates. I won't be missing any more Sundays, I promise. But I will be doing more road dates. If you want to come see me on the road, check out Mark Yagnon live for tickets. But today we're not talking about me. We're talking about another penis. Another. We're talking about circumcision. This is a fascinating ceremonial social custom that has now just become you Know, all, all the, all the rage in America. This, most of my friends, I would say, are cut. Not I, I'm fully intact. I guess that would make me some type of, you know, apostate amongst the Jews or the muzzies. Also Eid Mubarak to all my Muslim friends. I missed it last weekend. Sorry. That would probably be the biggest thing that would keep me from converting, to be honest with you, is that I would have to get an adult Circumcision. No, thanks. So what is circumcision? Where does it come from? Why is it so pervasive across, you know, so many different religions, across American culture? And furthermore, why has it been a part of the human story for thousands, literally thousands of years? I mean, across the world and across millennia, people have cut flesh in the name of faith, belonging and, you know, ritual purity. From ancient Egypt to Judea, from the Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, to modern surgical clinics and village ceremonies. This practice, this one specific irreversible act, has crossed cultures, continents and belief systems. Why do so many religions care about the tip of your dong? And what does cutting it even mean? How did a practice as intimate and painful as circumcision become a central ritual in some of the world's biggest spiritual traditions? Well, that is what we're going to be going into today. Now, once again, I am not Jewish or Muslim or of any other faith background that requires men or women to get circumcised. So with that being said, I'm sorry, if I get anything wrong, feel free to correct me in the comments. Just be nice about it, okay? I read all of them and I'm very sensitive. So without further ado, let's go to ancient Egypt. This is one of the earliest known civilizations that practiced circumcision back in the day. Ahead of their time, as usual, the Egyptians were at the cutting edge, literally. It wasn't just a routine medical procedure for the Egyptians. It was a deeply meaningful ritual woven into, into the spiritual and social fabric. In fact, some of the oldest depictions come from the tomb of Ank Mahor. This was a high official from around 2400 B.C. think about that. Even older BC than we are today. This was from a time farther before Christ than we are right now. And this showed these detailed carvings of priests performing circumcision on. On young boys. Additionally, the oldest written account of the practice comes from an Egyptian named Uha in the 23rd century BC in his description of a mass circumcision ritual, he proudly recounts enduring the pain alongside 120 other men and emphasized that nobody resisted during the ceremony. When I was Circumcised together with 120 men, there was none thereof who hit out. There was none thereof who was hit, and there was none thereof who scratched. And there was none thereof who was scratched. Here's a crazy one. There are even some accounts of Pythagoras. Yes, that Pythagoras getting circumcised by Egyptian priests. Yeah, the old A squared plus B squared. That guy got his old hypotenuse chopped off by the Egyptians. Clement of Alexandria wrote that the mathematician underwent the procedure so that he could study in the temple of Alexandria. And y' all are bitching about tuition or whatever, student loans. Hey, you got to keep your whole dong. We don't know the exact reason for why it was performed in ancient Egypt, but some theories suggest that it was performed as a rite of passage into adulthood or as a way to mark social status for, you know, maybe a. Maybe a religious affiliation. No one is sure. For the Egyptians, circumcision could have also been closely tied to ideas of purity and cleanliness, but not just in a physical sense, but believing that maintaining bodily purity was essential to stay in harmony with the gods and the spiritual world, the Greek historian Herodotus wrote centuries later and even noted how important this specific act of cleanliness was in Egyptian culture. It was about preparing the body to be fit for sacred duties and a connection to the divine. The crossover between physical and spiritual hygiene is not unusual in the world of religion. I mean, just think about baptism, right? It is a physical washing, but it's also meant to cleanse someone for their sins, for their original sins, so that they may be fit to have a relationship or an actual encounter with God. The ritual also carried deep mythological significance. The Egyptian Book of the Dead tells us a story about the sun God known as Ra, as it reads, blood which proceeded from the limb of the God Ra when he wished to cut himself. One Egyptologist, Vicomte de Rouges, interpreted this as self circumcision. From his blood sprang two minor gods. Again, the story shows how circumcision was not only a practical act, but a sacred one, symbolizing creation, renewal, and ultimately divine power. Interestingly, circumcision in ancient Egypt wasn't something every man experienced. It was mostly reserved for priests and those of nobility and even just elite classes. It was a symbol of status and spiritual purity, carefully performed by skilled practitioners using specialized tools made from flint or copper. This ancient Egyptian tradition of circumcision left a lasting legacy Influencing neighboring cultures and becoming one of the earliest known examples of this practice in human history. It shows us how a single ritual can carry so many layers of meaning. Meaning not only spiritual, but social and practical all at once. There are some other references to circumcision throughout history, but for the sake of this video, we're just going to jump to the big dog, the OG I mean, this is the Jordan of the circumcision game, the Jews. That's right. Judaism really puts circumcision on the map. And it all begins with a story. The story of the father of monotheism, the patriarch of many nations, the. The man known as Abraham. Now, look, we're not going to walk through the entire Abraham saga right now. That is a topic for a different video. But to get us to where we need to be, here is the short version. Abraham, originally named Abram, is seen as the founding patriarch of the Israelites. He's living a fairly comfortable life, though he cannot bear children. According to the book of Genesis, he's called by God to leave his homeland, and in return for his faithfulness, he is promised land descendants and blessings. Done. Fast forward a bit through some dramatic twists. A journey through Egypt, a name change, tense family dynamics, including almost sacrificing his son. But we'll forget about that. Then we get to one of the most defining moments in Abraham's story, the covenant of circumcision. Now, a covenant in biblical terms is more than just a deal or like a handshake. It is a sacred, binding promise between God and humans. It is infallible and unbreakable. Think of a spiritual contract. Not in the legal sense, but it's deeply relational. In Genesis 17, God makes such a covenant with Abraham. And this is where circumcision becomes a thing. Here's kind of how the passage goes. This is my covenant, which you shall keep between me and you and your offspring. After you, every male among you shall be circumcised. You shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskins, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and you. Got it? Okay. That phrase, a sign of the covenant, is important. Circumcision isn't just a custom or like a hygiene rule. It is the physical marker of a spiritual relationship. It's a symbol of belonging, of being part of a chosen lineage. Jews did it then, and Jews do it now. And the commandment is specific. Every male at eight days is to be circumcised. Not just family, but also any male servants, anyone under Abraham's household. Regardless of origin, the covenant is communal and generational, and that's where it comes from. God told Abraham to circumcise his child and for his children to circumcise theirs. And there we are. Today, later in the Hebrew Bible, circumcision continues to show up, but it evolves in its meaning. In Deuteronomy and Jeremiah, we get this metaphor of circumcising the heart, which is a murder, so don't do that. But in their own words, this basically is meaning to remove these spiritual barriers. Being open and obedient to God, not just physically, but internally transforming you. Again, we have the relation between the physical and the spiritual transformation. So while the original command is about the body, the prophets begin to emphasize the spirit behind it. By the time we reach the later book, circumcision is firmly entrenched as a cultural and religious identity marker. It's what sets the Israelites apart from every other surrounding nation. It's not just tradition, it's theology in the flesh. What's up, guys? We're going to take a quick break because I have great news. Religion Camp has merch. That's right. We have amazing T shirts like this one you see here. 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