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Candace Owens (0:00)
All right, guys, Happy Monday. Hope you guys had a wonderful Thanksgiving. I definitely did have a great Thanksgiving break. You know, some people say that crack is whack, but those people do not have a daddy that becomes a President of the United States because it turns out that under those unique circumstances, crack can actually be pretty great. And you can smoke it, and you can record yourself smoking it, and you can expect to have no meaningful consequences in life. You see, everybody is up in arms over the Hunter Biden pardon, but I think I got. I. I gotta respect it. I don't know. It's just. So let them eat cake. Speaking of letting them eat cake, they certainly will not be enjoying it if Cash Patel gets confirmed. That's who Donald Trump just elected to be, or nominated, rather, to be the new FBI director. And the deep state is panicking. And later on, we have absolutely. We absolutely must pivot and discuss the wicked press tour, because it's a lot. It's a lot of tears. Ariana Grande is crying. Nobody knows why everybody keeps crying on this press tour, but it's making everybody extremely uncomfortable. And I'm one of the people that feels extremely uncomfortable when I watch these clips. So let's get started. And welcome back to Candace. All right, so typically, typically, the President of the United States pardons a turkey for Thanksgiving. That's the normal White House tradition. They come out, they find a turkey, and they say, you have been pardoned. But this year, Joe Biden, he did something a little bit different. He switched it up. He pardoned a crackhead. It's never been done. It's kind of amazing. So first and foremost, let's just slow it down and remind everybody what actually happened. Because most people weren't following the Hunter Biden case. It got pretty crazy after the laptop. Everybody was at each other's throats, and people thought that he was being unfairly prosecuted. Okay, here's what happened. Hunter Biden was convicted in June of this year of three felony charges. They were related to the purchase of a gun back in 2018. You see, Hunter lied on his application. There's a question there, and they ask you whether or not you are illegally using or addicted to drugs. And he said no. But then his laptop happened, which was really a treasure trove of Nana na boo boo, I'm rich. And there's really nothing that you can do about it. For example, one of the videos of the many videos of his laptop that he had filming himself smoking crack, there was one video in which he was smoking crack while driving 172 miles per an hour in Vegas. I'm just showing you a still here of that video. Look at. He's smiling. He's just so happy because he's on crack, right? So he's like, look at me. Ha ha. No rules of Hunter Biden. And here's another still of another video of him smoking crack. And here's another still of another video of Hunter Biden smoking crack. So Hunter Biden is a unique case of crack confidence. I mean, I feel weird. I'm not kidding. If I'm holding a glass of wine in a photo, I'm like, oh. Like, I feel this is. Might be a little bit trashy. This guy now, he's just doing whatever. He loved it so much and was really proud of himself and felt that even just by himself, he needed to record himself breaking the law. And that. That's not it, by the way, if you're thinking, okay, it was just a gun charge. Nope. Hunter Biden also pled guilty, so it's not a question of whether or not he is guilty. He pled guilty to nine federal tax charges, three felonies, and six misdemeanors in Los Angeles in September for falsifying records and failing to file tax returns dating to a period when he was, you guessed it, hooked on crack cocaine, alcohol. And he had so much access to cash, he owed at least $1.4 million during the period of 2016 to 2019. I want you to remember those dates. 2016, 2019. He's falsifying records, not paying taxes, making a ton of money, and spending it on a lot of crack. Okay? Now, if regular people don't file their taxes for three years, if regular people are caught falsifying records and lying to the IRS to the tune of millions of dollars, we will be hunted down. And when those federal agents find you, you can't just be like, sorry, I was smoking crack. That's just not a legitimate excuse. I mean, at least in our world, it's not a legitimate excuse. But apparently for the rich and the famous and the political, this treatment of Hunter Biden is somehow unfair because it is a legitimate excuse. We should be more understanding that actually, even though he pled guilty and even though he recorded himself committing various crimes, the only reason he was prosecuted was because he was Joe Biden's son. Or at least that's what Joe Biden is saying. He released a statement to that effect when he pardoned his son. I'm just gonna read you the beginning of this statement because it's all you need to get the gist. Here is what Joe Biden wrote. And by Joe Biden wrote, I mean here is what somebody else wrote. Because Joe Biden has been incapacitated, casted for like, I don't know, six months. He wrote quote, somebody else wrote, quote, today I signed a pardon for my son Hunter. From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the justice of Justice Department's decision making. And I kept my word. Even as I have watched my son being selectively and unfairly prosecuted without aggravating factors like use in a crime, multiple purchases or buying a weapon as a straw purchaser. People are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely for how they filled out a gun form. Those who were late paying their taxes because of serious addictions but paid them back subsequently with interest and penalties are typically given non criminal resolutions. It is clear that Hunter was treated differently. Yes, Mr. President, it certainly is very clear that your son has been treated differently his entire life. On that we definitely agree. And by the way, what is he speaking about? Was I not alive last year, the year before, the last five years? Watching all of these reality stars being prosecuted for the exact same crimes. Let's not forget reality stars Todd and Julie Chrisley of the show Chrisley Knows Best are currently serving time in prison for tax evasion and fraud and falsifying documents. That that's happening currently. Also, who could forget Joe and Teresa Judicia? They're now divorced, they were married, they were on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. They both spent time in prison for the exact same crime. Falsifying documents, tax evasion, fraud. And by the way, I was sympathetic to Teresa Judice. Like I actually believed her when she said, I don't know what I'm signing. He just does it all. I believe that. And they still sent harassed to prison. But for Hunter Biden. No, no, no, no, guys, he's being treated differently because he was smoking crack. That's what the president is saying. My son had an addiction issue. He was smoking crack. Maybe that's what they should have said. The judiciary is the Chrisley's. Maybe they should have been like, listen, I was doing these things while smoking crack. That's my new excuse. I'm dropping forever. I'm just going to be like, yeah, no, sorry, I was smoking crack. You need to be forgiving about all the things that I'm not doing and supposed to do. Hear me out. Irs. I was smoking crack. So people are understandably outraged about this decision because also before he issued this extraordinary pardon. We were reliably informed by the mainstream media that the adults were back in charge. Oh, the Democrats, they're back in charge. No, this criminal is out of office. This Trump guy's out of here. The Bidens, oh, they're so wonderful, so moral, so high brow. They would never pardon their son if he had done something wrong. Take a listen to this media montage of them reminding us presidential promise to.
