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Pat McAfee
Hello beautiful people and welcome to our humble abode, the DraftKings Thunderdome on this feel good football Friday Juneteenth. This sports program begins now. Sports are the absolute greatest and we're seeing the entire country come together and rally around a soccer team that is battling for the world's title of the World cup champion. Now, Team USA obviously kicked it off in a big way against Paraguay and LA. And now in Seattle today, 3 o' clock Eastern, we will take home the Socceroos from down under as the boys who'll be donning the stripes and the stars will be trying to prove that the game against Paraguay was not an anomaly. That was not a one off. What that was, was an indicator of where soccer is in the United States of America, which is at an elite level, which might win the whole damn thing. Now Australia, there are some people saying they were ass. Michael Grella, friend of the program, friend of ours, obviously for a very long time, will be joining us here in about 15, 20 minutes. He has come out very publicly and said Australia's shite. Basically, Australia has responded to Grella, which has kind of lifted the sense of tension for this particular game. But the boys on the pitch understand that their first games, Australia against Turkey and us against Paraguay, was something that not a lot of people expected. And who knows what can happen. What we're hoping happens, USA wins by 10 easy. We hope this is 10. Nothing is that likely. We have no idea. Soccer's been crazy. Canada scored six yesterday. Canada scored six goals yesterday. And then you go to the Mexico Korea game and there's only one goal scored and it was kind of because of a goalie match mistake. You have no idea if the score is going to go high. You have no idea if there's going to be no score. You have no idea if it's going to be a draw. But what you do know is that this World cup has been delivering. I'm watching countries I didn't even know exist. Cap of her.
Connor
Yeah, exactly.
Pat McAfee
It's right there off the coast of Senegal. Right off of Senegal down there. Beautiful. It looks like it appears to be an absolutely beautiful place. Also, they got a soccer team that's competing for the World cup and all of a sudden we're starting to see the world come together a little bit. So today, as USA takes on Australia and Seattle, we will be celebrating the hell out of SP as a whole, maybe making the world a much better place. Now on that note, since we are a DraftKings partner, which we are very thankful for and Lucky to be a part of. There is a special today that we need you to understand about. Ladies and gentlemen, it's America Game two guarantee. Now, this is not normal for sportsbook platforms at this stage of sports gambling, okay? This used to be the move at the beginning of sports gambling becoming legal in a bunch of different states. These sportsbooks platforms would say, hey, listen, every five people that bet on this side will add a point to the spread. The spread gets up to plus 1000. This is a must, a guarantee win. Basically just trying to get people over there, it's like, hey, come experience our experience. So now that they are basically saying, hey, you're either going to win your bet whenever you're riding with the United States of America, and if they draw or if they lose, you'll get your money back in free bets, okay? That you can use bonus bets whenever you're going forward. Now, you can't cash those out, obviously, but you can win and then cash that out. So it's a guarantee that your money will be able to be used again if you lose or draw. But if we win, you're getting a ride with the entire country. Come join us at DraftKings if you're 21+ and want to do this responsibly. And they have limits, obviously, on how much you could bet, but this feels like a fun time for a team ride. The talks of tables here at Boston, Connor and at Ty Schmidt. Both you lads wearing American flag stuff, obviously. It does feel like we really have the fever. And today it comes to a pitch. Maybe Ty Schmidt.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, without a doubt. I never thought I would say this. Never thought I'd care this much. The first thing I did when I woke up this morning, I said, my God, it's football day. And I said it just like that. And usually, you know, even past World Cups, you know, you watch it. Sure. Hey, go usa. I, I'll gladly get behind the team and act like an. And act like we can win the whole thing, knowing full well that we just don't have the quality on our side to go out and do it. It's different this year. It really does. And, and now I'm just praying, I'm praying that with all this momentum, all this juice behind us, the boys go out, the lads go out, and they beat the hell out of Australia because we're at a fever pitch right now. If they go out and they win big today, like it is, it's. It's not coming home, it's staying home. And I, I very, I truly Believe that this is the most excited I've ever been for a soccer game in my life. Maybe will be the most excited I will ever be for a soccer game.
Pat McAfee
If it doesn't go great, there's a chance that this is the last time you feel this. And I just want to let you know, although DraftKings is given a guarantee. Hey, listen, if you're 21 plus and you want to opt in and apply the token, you could certainly be a part of the. If America wins, you win. If they draw or lose, you get your money back in. Bonus bet available right now up until the game on DraftKings, you come join us responsibly. Obviously take care of yourself, don't be an asshole and be of age in this entire thing. But if they win like we think they should, where Ponchettino we know is a little bit of an accountability driven coach. It's like I don't think the boys are going to take the foot off the gas pedal. I think we're only getting started in this entire ride, Connor, which is almost the most exciting part of it all.
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Connor
It's not a guarantee, but I'm going to go ahead and guarantee an American win. I don't think there's any doubt. I like that in my mind.
Pat McAfee
You know, just like in 1776, people forget July 4th. That was nowhere near the end of that thing. No, no. We were forecasting ahead that we're about to coming up. Have we been perf? Absolutely not. Which leads to a great conversation about today.
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
One half of the hammer done Cowboys ap Tone and I educate his Tone. He grew up right up the street from me. Same school district. So we obviously knew about this.
Tone
We're all Mustangs here our entire lives.
Connor
Yes, we are.
Pat McAfee
Me and Tone knew this. But it is as of the last couple years really where other, not us, but other people are starting to learn of the significance of June 19 as a day in America's history. And we, we pointed out something special on St. Patrick's Day, actually. So if we could go and take a trip back in time to St. Patrick's Day, we'd like to illustrate how we led to today's celebration of a great day in America's history. By the way, obviously not everything has ever been perfect but Juneteenth the holiday. I think that a lot of you, not me in town because where we grew up, we learned about this.
Connor
Sure.
Pat McAfee
Besides, we were little kids. Maybe that's not true. Maybe more people need to learn about it. But let's go to St. Patrick's Day, shall we? Nine year NFL vet. Happy St. Patty's
Bruce
hell yeah.
Pat McAfee
Happy St. Patty's Day.
Bruce
Happy St. Patty's to you.
Pat McAfee
Have you done a 23andMe just to see if you have any?
Bruce
No, I didn't. But I did did buy into the gimmick. I'm in. I'm in black, green socks. So you know, June 19th, you boys better be in too. So we're all, I'm wearing black.
Pat McAfee
Wait, is that what you.
Bruce
Green, red. Juneteenth, you better be dialed in. But 23andMe. I haven't done it, but I look in the mirror every morning, every night. What I think, I think this bloodline's pretty pee.
Connor
You got some Irish in. I can tell.
Pat McAfee
Chance there's a little Irish in there. Darius so Butler joining us here today. Love everything about it. Ladies and gentlemen, nine year NFL vet Darius J. Butler.
Ty Schmidt
Huge day.
Pat McAfee
Everybody in here was wearing black at the beginning. I think there was an attempt obviously made to celebrate the hell out of June 19th. And Juneteenth here your thoughts on the magical kind of unveiling of this story kind of being introduced to the United States of America over the last few years. I think it has been a good thing and also I think it's a beautiful thing that we have a team USA game riding on the same exact day as all of this.
Bruce
Steve? Yeah, unlike you and Tone, I wasn't really aware of Juneteenth even as a kid growing up. Obviously you knew the history in this country. We knew about the Emancipation Proclamation which took place on the first in 1863, January 1st. Abraham Lincoln gave that. But it wasn't until two years later, until 1865, where the last enslaved people in Texas, over 250,000 people, were actually free once the general rolled up there and kind of, you know, let them know, hey, this is what's going on here. So now we celebrate and we know and we're aware and a lot of people know. July 4, 1776, for black people, for descendants of slaves, we weren't free. So this is our independence day, essentially. So Juneteenth is very, very important. I'm glad it's come more to the light. As of late. It's now a federal holiday. Back in June 2021, believe federal holiday 1979, Texas was the first state to make it a state holiday. So it's awesome. It's awesome that you learn about it. Obviously we're not still in that place. We've come a long way but it's important to know the history, the history of people around you. And look, we have like a locker room, like a family vibe here. So I wouldn't suggest just all white people just go to, hey, happy Juneteenth.
Pat McAfee
We thought maybe I should become the
Bruce
holiday depending on your relationships with your people around you. You know, just navigate that wisely. But that was the first thing said to me this morning upon arrival. Popping the trunk, going through my shit, making sure I got all my shit. Hey, happy jt. So, yeah, so I made sure I shot that back. But, yeah, it's a dope day, obviously, to celebrate. And going forward, like you said, it is, you know, the 250th celebration of the country, and we got the World Cup. So you know what sports, it does shit. That's how me and you got together. We've known each other for over, you know, 12, 13 years at this point. So it's awesome day. And I'm glad that people are more educated, you know, thought about shit. Calling off today. Why the fuck am I working?
Pat McAfee
A lot of people were asking me, why posting that video. A lot of people are saying, go get his bag. It's like, hold on now. Okay, I'm from Pittsburgh. If we could at least have that conversation.
Bruce
I said, use the platform to educate, inform, and obviously celebrate. But, yeah, today, today's a great day and a great celebration for Americans, especially black Americans and slaves.
Pat McAfee
As somebody who. And this is a hilarious thing to say, and anytime a caucasoid says it, it is classic. But as somebody who has actually has black friends, I would like to say I'm very thankful for kind of sport bringing everybody together. Whatever brings everybody together. And also I appreciate the fact that we're getting another day to celebrate. I mean, black folks make up a huge part of sports. And if we can celebrate the actual day that somebody said, hey, listen, this shit ain't happening anymore. Beautiful thing. I love everything about learning about Juneteenth. And I like what sports is doing here in the United States of America. The World cup clips that just continue to come out from fans experiencing things, and these stadiums being packed with people from so many different religions in so many different countries, obviously, and cultures in socioeconomic. It's just sports are a wonderful thing. So I'm happy it's all being celebrated right now in the middle of summer, and there's a chance the United States are going to win it all. Another incredible sporting event is taking place. The third major of the golf season is taking at Shinnecock. Long Island, Hamptons, New York.
Connor
Yep.
Pat McAfee
Live boots on the ground. Incredibly pumped to be talking to us. Every time he gets a chance to talk to us. He's the best writer I think ESPN has. He covers college sports, golf and anything that's got, you know, a bit of wealth around it. Ladies and gentlemen, Mark Schlabaugh. How you doing, Schlabaugh?
Mark Schlabach
Windham Clark has a five shot lead. Has he down to four?
Tone
Yeah. Xander. 304.
Mark Schlabach
He's down to four. Four.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so tell me about Wyndham Clark. Everybody's pissed off that he didn't have to play with the wind. Like he was the one that scheduled the wind and his tee time. But obviously there was others that were playing at relatively same time as him. He was taking advantage of the situation. What is the conversation around Windham Clark and then is he going to have to face any of the super stiff wind that maybe the earlier rounds yesterday had to face?
Mark Schlabach
The wind started to pick up, but he's on holes 15 right now. I mean, this is a guy that went from smashing lockers at Oakmont to potentially smashing records here at Shinnecock this week. The largest 36 hole lead in the US Open history, Pat, is six by Tiger back in 2000 at Pebble beach and Rory did it in 2011 at Congressional. But you know, he's a guy that wanted US Open. Back at LA Country Club a few years ago, he really struggled for more than a year with a, with a, a double miss off the tee, but won the Byron Nelson a couple of weeks ago to CJ cup at the Byron Nelson. Finished well at the Memorial. He's got a ton of talent. Obviously he's had a temper problem over the years. I've talked to him about it, did a couple big stories about controlling his anger. He's got a really good mental coach that's helping him now. Dude's ultra talented. He's got a couple of huge breaks on 13. He drove it left into the native area, knocked it on the green, made birdie, next hole, hits it right, gets a good lie. He's catching a lot of breaks early.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so I like that maybe Shinnecock is picking him to maybe win this year. Wide wire so he can move on past the Oakmont situation last year. You obviously wrote about it a couple times. Tone Diggs here. Mark, I don't know if you know this, he was actually a caddy for one summer at Oakmont and he felt obligated the other day when Wyndham joined us just a few Days before a major. Thank you to him for joining us. Tone goes. Hey, asshole. I caddied at Oakmont. I don't like what you did to our locker room. And Wyndham was like, basically saying that he hopes this year he's able to play well enough that all of that is behind him. He's seemingly doing as such. Is there a Windham Clark? Is he a little bit of a polarizing figure in golf in general? Is that a good way to talk about it? Because he was cool to us and I think he acknowledged a little bit that he might not be loved by everybody. A couple different times in the convo.
Darius J. Butler
I'm.
Mark Schlabach
I'm happy to know there's some serious journalism going on in the Pat McAfee Show. That's a hell of a question.
Tone
Thank you.
Pat McAfee
About this one right here. What's that? What is that? What letter is that? It's a J, right?
Mark Schlabach
Six foot one, Big, big boy. Big boy journalism.
Pat McAfee
Thank you. Thank you.
Mark Schlabach
He's a polarizing guy. You know, he's always been good to me. I've had a couple one on ones with him. You know, backstory. Mom died. I think she was kind of the filter between him and his father. He was a little hands on when he was growing up in terms of the golf and he had to learn how to filter that anger. And the Julie, I can't remember last name is swing coach. Middle coach has helped him, but with what happened at Oakmont and he destroyed a sign, I think, in Charlotte last year. He's a polarizing guy, but no question he's got a lot of talent.
Pat McAfee
It's amazing what winning a couple tournaments can do, though, for being polarizing and being destructive as opposed to being passionate and obviously intense. It's all in how it ends up working out for you. How about Neiman getting a two stroke penalty? Allegedly here you would know better than us. But no cameras caught it, I guess. Joaquin Neiman of live, live golf fame, he was assessed a two stroke penalty for Potton. Is that what I didn't know that happens because I've seen a lot of golfers get pissed. That seemingly is going to be a story or not a story at all over there.
Mark Schlabach
It's a story. It happened. It actually happened Thursday night right as he was trying to finish a hole. Number six on the, on the, on the. In the first round, he hit two drives out of bounds, had to go back to the tee, and then he rips one to the left in the native area. He wanted relief from fire ants. I did not know the fire ants were so deadly up here in Long Island. But he asked for relief. He didn't get it through his club, kicked a little white flag that the volunteer had placed to locate his ball. It ends up making a nine. And then when he teed off in the second round this morning, USGA announced that he'd been penalized two strokes for, we'll call it, conduct unbecoming of a professional golfer. To his credit, he ended up making. I think he shot 78 in the first round. He made a couple early birdies, but I think he's about six over right now. I hadn't looked in the last few minutes, but that's. It could end up costing him.
Pat McAfee
The live golfers end up getting hot later, you know, because they're used to playing the. The long weekend. Massive F word.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, he did.
Pat McAfee
He dropped a massive F word off on missing a putt. It was beautiful.
Bruce
Maybe Neiman wasn't. Maybe he was getting bit up by the fire ants. I didn't know that part of it.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, I didn't know he was potentially being attacked by a local.
Connor
Tough it out.
Pat McAfee
Ants in his pants and his shoes. Potentially. That's where it really gets bad when it's down there in your toes. Those fire ants will really get you. You lay down on something accidentally, maybe by a pool or something. How am I supposed to putt with this going on? Joaquin says, little bastards.
Darius J. Butler
Damn.
Mark Schlabach
Windham hitting out of the trampled native area again.
Tone
He's been an earl day.
Mark Schlabach
You'll probably knock it to three feet.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, Tell us what happens, Mark. We're not able to watch right now.
Mark Schlabach
Play by play. Up onto the green about 15 yards. 15ft to the right.
Pat McAfee
Okay, I like. That's good. Hey, another long one. Maybe get into play by play. Mark, you're a writer. You're obviously a pundit. You're an analysis guy. I think you're really starting to break it down. The one thing you're not good at. Picks. Go ahead, con man.
Connor
Yeah, Mark, a couple days ago you said, you know what? This is Scotty's time. And my long shot's going to be Russ Henley. So naturally, I sprinted to Draftkings and said, you know what? If Schlabach is telling me Scotty's gonna win and Henley might be the long shot, I'm gonna go ahead and ride with Schlabach. Turns out you completely screwed me, Scotty sucks right now. And Henley's nowhere to be found, too. What the hell happened? What is going on with those two guys, can we expect some sort of move from Scottie or is the wind just following him and it's gonna pick up this afternoon when he tees off. You son of a bitch.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah, I apologize. I'm in a season long pool with like 35 other guys in the majors. One of them is Mike Mills from R.E.M. name dropping. The second greatest rock and roll band of all time. But he's actually, I'm like in the next to last place right now thanks to Russ Henley.
Pat McAfee
Right.
Mark Schlabach
And Tyrell Haddon. Tyrell hadn't. He's Tyrell when he's playing well. He's Tyrell when he plays bad. He's Tyrell this week. But now I watched Scotty out on the range. The video y' all are showing yesterday, struggling with the grip. I, I said he's. He's got to get the, the irons dialed in a little bit, but he hasn't done it. Swing seems to be a little steep according to the guys who know more about swings than I do. And he got into it a little bit with Randy Smith. But a lot of golf left still make a run. I went with Henley for low dog of the week. Turns out it's going to be the left hander, Brian Harmon who won the Open a couple years ago. He's in the best position. I didn't pick him this week because I called him last Monday and he was on his fishing boat trying to catch starboard. Didn't know where the mind was.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, he was free. If you're free. If you're that free before a major and you're that young, I think your mind is in a good spot. You know, it's the person that's maybe gripping one real tight up on the range that we don't want to see. I don't like this about Scotty or
Connor
Slobok that he's telling us something's going to happen. They just completely screws us.
Pat McAfee
Agreed on that because that's kind of precedent setting. All of a sudden now we're have to judge him off of that. So whenever he comes on and goes, Scotty can't swing a damn golf club. And then everything else you do, we. It's going to be hard for us to take you guys serious whenever you're just wrong about all this stuff.
Connor
Damn it.
Mark Schlabach
I told you. I told you like the third time I was on here. I'm not great at picking him. I mean there's 160 guys in the field. This isn't like trying to trying to pick West Virginia or North Carolina in baseball or Georgia and Oklahoma in baseball. I mean, it's tough.
Pat McAfee
By the way, it did not work out good for us, either of us.
Mark Schlabach
No, Oklahoma's winning everything.
Pat McAfee
Hey, Final Four. I don't know. Oklahoma might look better because the run differential, right? But West Virginia put up six in, like, the eighth or seventh or eighth or something like that. It was like 12:1, I think, at one point. Once again, West Virginia never stops. Like, the UNC team. I don't know. I don't know anything about college baseball, actually. That is noted. All I know is what I saw this year. That UNC team, they look the part, you know, like getting off the bus, like that. That was a team getting off the bus. It's like, yeah, that. That's a professional baseball outfit right there. West Virginia boys, we got studs, obviously, all over the place, and I can't wait to see what Steve Sabins does with the team. But it's like, I think Oklahoma teams the same, right? And aren't they kind of.
Tone
Aren't they home runs in their last game?
Mark Schlabach
Red hot. Red hot. Caught fire. That's as close as you guys have been. I mean, other than your 21 rifle national championships, which I would expect nothing less from a state that had Hadfield and McCoy.
Pat McAfee
Well, that's another state as well, if you want to get Kentucky.
Mark Schlabach
Sorry.
Pat McAfee
Okay.
Mark Schlabach
Okay. Sorry.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, right, right.
Mark Schlabach
Right across the mountains. Excuse me.
Pat McAfee
Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, Close.
Mark Schlabach
That's as close. As close as you guys have been probably since what Pitts pitch novel. Was he there before you?
Connor
Because I covered that Big 12 champs in women's basketball.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah, I was. In fact, I tried to find it the other day. The year you were there with Pat White and Steve Slayton, then Noel Devine and all those other dudes. I came to the UConn game next to the last game of the year and wrote, hand West Virginia the trophy. It's over. And then we know what happened.
Pat McAfee
My life.
Mark Schlabach
Shabbat. Thanks.
Pat McAfee
Had the worst first quarter of my life. I'll never forget it. It Never, ever forget it. But on that note, Mark you. Yeah, he did.
Connor
Holy.
Pat McAfee
The only game he ever went to.
Bruce
Holy.
Tone
Okay.
Pat McAfee
It's all starting to come together now. I'm happy. Okay. I will not listen to anything.
Mark Schlabach
Was that. Did y' all play. Y' all playing the. Y' all playing the Sugar bowl that year? Is that right? Yeah, they moved the Sugar bowl to Atlanta.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, we beat the hell out of. Beat the hell out of Georgia. Yeah.
Bruce
Beat the hell I'd gone.
Mark Schlabach
I went to the Gator bowl that day and was going to fly back to Atlanta and do two games in one day.
Tone
Wow.
Mark Schlabach
That was the day Marcus Vick stomped Elvis Dummerville's half during the Gator Bowl.
Pat McAfee
Oh, but I got back to that Big East.
Bruce
That was big.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Yeah.
Mark Schlabach
But get back. Get back to Atlanta Airport. Turn on the radio, and Larry Munson says, West Virginia's up 21. Nothing. I pointed the truck back home and said, nope.
Pat McAfee
What was the final score of that game? Do you remember a route?
Mark Schlabach
It was a route. That was the year I got moved to Atlanta because of Katrina. Correct.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. And it was really nice.
Mark Schlabach
That's a.
Pat McAfee
We took on Georgia. That's cool.
Mark Schlabach
Sweet.
Pat McAfee
Move it over to Atlanta. And we're taking on Georgia. And we were all freshmen. That was our freshman year, basically. Pat was a freshman. Steve was a freshman. I was a freshman. Owen Schmidt was an older guy. We had the older crew.
Mark Schlabach
Fullback.
Pat McAfee
Freshman. Yeah, we were.
Mark Schlabach
Oh, he was a stud. That was a hell of a team. No, Devine could fly.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, dude, we. No, no. Devine wasn't there then.
Tone
Always ended up being close.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah. Receiver.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. We won by three. I remember that. Yeah. There's a freshman year.
Gumpy
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Nobody ever brings that.
Mark Schlabach
Sorry to bring up bad memories.
Pat McAfee
Everybody brings up the other one. Nobody brings up that one.
Bruce
That was good. That's a good memory.
Pat McAfee
It was, but then it just got stomped on. It's gone forever. Anyways, we beat out of Georgia that day. Sky Dogs. He's damn good dog. Got a lot of damn good dogs down there. None of the golfers that you told us were going to be good, but none of the golfers that we all thought were potentially going to be good are up there. Wyndham Clark is kind of out of nowhere. Tone has a question for you, Mark.
Tone
Yeah, Mark, I do, obviously. Wyndham. Seven under, four shot lead. Xander's 400. The day, though, five under, is Colin Morikawa there in second and third right now. But the. The leaderboard is stacked. You go down Matt Fitzpatrick, Justin Rose, Rory McElroy, Oberg Harmon, as you mentioned, JT's top 15, Fleetwood's top 15, ROMs top 15. Like, there's guys that can go low. Do we think, like, of those guys that have won major championships and guys that are obviously in the top 10 in the PGA, do we think any of them can go get them? Is Windham a guy that. That could let this shrink away come the weekend?
Mark Schlabach
Yeah, I mean, he's been, like I said, he's been on a heater, but it's, you know, we ain't got the halfway point, so there's a lot of golf to be played. I think, I think the USGA is going to tighten the screws here over the last 36 holes. They did what they had to do yesterday in terms of probably the easiest setup they could have out here just because, you know, the wind forecast. They did not anticipate the fog in the morning, and that made the greens pretty soft, but doing a little more aggressive today. The winds picked up, but it's not supposed to be nearly as bad as it was yesterday. Guys, number 11, the par three that Ludwig Oberg called the shortest par five in the history of golf. It's playing 156, and I think there's been four birdies on it, but watch DJT off, and his tee shot was like 25 yards short into a bunker. So like I said, a lot left to play. You guys left off William Mao, who's tied for 14th at 2 under. He is the son of a chicken farmer in Chino, California, Billy's Egg Farm. He was up tied for second, but finally cracked in his second major championship.
Pat McAfee
Cracked. Yeah, I like what we're doing.
Mark Schlabach
Thank you. I went there.
Ian Rapoport
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
I do appreciate the old writer in you. You know, you have to do it. Yeah. You got to do it. Got to keep these eyes active. Got to keep the readers, you know, guessing on where we're headed. I appreciate the good egg pun. The leaderboard looks like a little bit of nostalgia on what the PGA could look like in weekends. Right. Because big guys aren't up there, but all the others are. And there's four live guys in there, obviously with the middle of the pack or the. The right below second tier of the PGA with the dogs from live. This is what everybody, you know, has been saying has been missing from the last, what, four years of this entire experiment with live. So I think the, the major, the US Open this weekend is going to deliver for us. A lot of big names running. That's whenever the leaderboard is good to watch on the weekend, pal.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah, I wish I was. DJ Was right up there, and then he went. I think he went, bogey, double double bogey. Maybe he, you know, he hadn't shown up. He hadn't shown up in the last couple of years in the, in the majors, but he's still got a ton of talent. But I like D.J. because the weekend before the Masters, about 10 years ago, he'd show up at my club and play in a tournament the weekend before the Masters and just hang out with the dudes. I mean, it was nuts. The guy's super talent.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. Super talented. And also throughout the entire live thing, never lied about any of it.
Tone
No.
Pat McAfee
Just kind of super transparent. Yeah.
Mark Schlabach
Listen, man, I got when, when, when and if live folds not win or when not if. You know, when they sit down and decide who's coming back and who's not. Dj. Maybe the guy where they say, you know what? It's dj. He can come back tomorrow just because everybody loves dj. DJ never said anything bad. He didn't sue anybody. I just don't know how much he still wants to play, but obviously he's still got something in the tank.
Pat McAfee
More money, less work.
Tone
Yep.
Pat McAfee
Who in America I'm not kind of happy. American dream, he said, I'm at peace, man. My family. I enjoy my family. Everything's good. And everybody was like, all right, good for him. And then the next guy would go. He's like, the money was good, but I want to change golf. This guy.
Ty Schmidt
Yep.
Pat McAfee
Okay. Yeah, we don't exactly want to grow the game. What a change game. Shut up. You need to shut your mouth. Okay. DJs like, I just took the money, bro. I don't know. We're a golf app. I don't know.
Connor
Let's work more money. What do you want me to do?
Pat McAfee
All right. Yeah, I'm golfing in Middle East. I'm golfing in Australia. You got it. Sweet. How many times? Half the times. How much more money? 10 times more money.
Connor
Fine. Guarantee I'll do it.
Mark Schlabach
Bryson. Bryson's. Bryson's got a little work to do, too. The cut's gonna be right around three, or probably three and four.
Pat McAfee
On that note. On that note, Ty has a question for you.
Tone
Mark.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. Speaking of Bryson. Mark. What? I mean, you talk about guys, you know, potentially when Liv folds, if they'll be coming back. It seems like anytime someone asks him about it, he kind of has to put his foot in his mouth. He's. You know, maybe he just wants to go play on YouTube or do whatever he's gonna do, but. But coming into the tournament, he was still top 10 in terms of the odds of who could win this thing. And he. You know, he started pretty solid yesterday, and then, you know, this morning, you're looking at it, and he's. He's four over. I don't know what he is right now. Yeah, five over now. Like, what is this? Kind of like a. A big pivot. Point for Bryson's. I mean, if he does miss this cut, you know, like, what. What is next for Bryson?
Tone
What.
Ty Schmidt
What should we expect out of him?
Mark Schlabach
The first time in his career he's missed the cut in three straight majors. After the round yesterday. He shot 70 last night, bogey the last hole to shoot even par, but said he was gonna go home and drink some chocolate milk. Obviously good for the bones. Apparently not good for the swings because he's had a. He's had a. He's had a rough day today. But now you talk to people around the PGA Tour, you know, he's the most polarizing, probably, in terms of whether or not they're going to let him come back. I think there's definitely going to be a big penalty there. I was told there are guys in the PGA Tour locker room that have memorized everything negative he said about the PGA Tour over the last four or five years. So there's obviously a ton of scar tissue when it comes to Bryson. He's a huge name, soft. He's massively popular among the kids, but he may be making YouTube videos for a while before he can come back on the PGA Tour.
Pat McAfee
They got good ideas because he can hit the ball so far, you see. So, like, he's a really good golfer. Great for YouTube golfing.
Ty Schmidt
It's fun watching him go to just some local muni and just try to score 22. Yeah, exactly.
Connor
Kind of fun watching him shoot. Shoot 80, too.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. In the majors.
Connor
In the majors.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. It's kind of fun to watch him, you know, chip it over his house.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
And it's kind of fun to watch him just get so pissed off. DeChambeau is D. Shambro to kind of watch on TV, I think. And the PGA people hating them. Make sense on why he's so bad at the majors. Maybe because he doesn't like the other vibes, feel comfortable.
Mark Schlabach
I mean, look, Patrick Reed wasn't the most popular guy in the world, but he came back, I think.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. I think DeChambeau doesn't love that. He's probably not like. Probably like, you have to understand where I was coming from in my entire thing. And if they are memorizing the negative things he said, he probably feels really uncomfortable in that situation where Patrick Reed. I don't. I don't know him personally. Feels like Patrick Reed's Okay.
Ty Schmidt
Thrives.
Connor
Yeah, I said that.
Pat McAfee
I think that is kind of his different thing.
Bruce
Bryson, he. He's more, I guess, unlike or disliked amongst the. The pros and the tour players. And all that's the PGA guys. But amongst like fans or the casual like he was. Was the most like. Like he completely flipped the script a couple years ago. Once he went to live, he kind of. What's that?
Tone
He was.
Pat McAfee
Dustin Johnson just had a quadruple back.
Bruce
Oh, no.
Tone
So he was minus four last night. He's now plus four. Flirting with the cut.
Connor
Wait, wait, he. So he's plus eight today?
Tone
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Or over at something.
Tone
I don't know if he didn't. Did he finish minus four yesterday?
Ty Schmidt
They should have let him go take a two hour nap. That's. He had to wake up that early and then just keep playing.
Mark Schlabach
Mark just picked up another bogey too. He's back to even par.
Pat McAfee
These boys are starting to get shin a cocked right now, aren't they? They're getting shin cocked, dude. That's happening all weekend. I think that's going to be the US Open.
Mark Schlabach
It's got to. It's got. The weekend's going to be fun. I mean they're going to tighten the screws and it's going to get difficult. They definitely don't want a guy a winner at minus 10. I can promise you that.
Pat McAfee
Okay.
Mark Schlabach
You're a lot of pride around here.
Pat McAfee
All right. With how it started. Your pick to win,
Mark Schlabach
Wyndham Clark.
Pat McAfee
I want him to win.
Mark Schlabach
All right.
Pat McAfee
We appreciate you.
Mark Schlabach
Who do you not. Who do you not want to win? Pat, I'll pick you up.
Pat McAfee
I know. Yeah. Anybody you said there is about to get upset about. No questions.
Mark Schlabach
I mean, yeah, Wyndham's gonna feel the pressure. Sleeping on a 36 old lead. I mean, Morikawa's back has been bad all year, but he's one of the best iron players in the world. I think that's one thing we've seen the guys that can hit it straight and have good short games arising to the top. Like we said earlier, like the big names. Xander, Morikawa, Fitzpatrick. Fitzpatrick chunked one off the road earlier and had a couple bogeys, but Rory hadn't stayed off yet. Oberg. Oberg's a talented guy. He's got a finish. Got a finish one. Corey Connors, the pride of Canada. It hits the irons like labats and putts like mostly. If we can get the. If they can get the putter going, we got a shot.
Pat McAfee
I'll tell you what, you really mapled that one together, brother. What a moose you are in the game. Ladies and gentlemen, that's Mark Schlabach. I love that, man.
Connor
That was the hottest bat he's ever had. And he's had some hot bats.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, he. He is. He's batting a thousand with us.
Tone
Course is starting to eat the boys up a bit.
Pat McAfee
They're getting shocked.
Connor
Well, what's Windom at Windham?
Tone
Still seven, but he just put one in the again. So we'll see if he can get out of it again.
Pat McAfee
We knew that the was going to start shinning. Yeah. Anyway, you knew that that was going to start happening. They've been talking about it. It was inevitable. Especially when you got that type of hammer that they have. Yeah, that's the Hamptons, baby.
Tone
Watering those greens.
Pat McAfee
I bet, because the wind is going to die down. It's like in the teens, I think over the weekend, which gusts probably high teens or whatever, which is pretty normal, I think standard stuff that happens in places 25, 30, 35 mile an hour. Gusts were drying up the greens too much. They had to keep the greens wet because they had to hold the ball. So as the winds go down, the greens can get drier. The drier the greens, the less, the less sticky the greens.
Connor
It's like concrete.
Pat McAfee
And they said that only 40% of the green is ever available to put pins on because all the rest of the greens are just basically sloped down and away to problem situations. So they're about to get shinnecocked this weekend.
Connor
Scotty's gotta go. Okay. Gonna need Scottie Scheffler to get up there. At least one under going into the weekend.
Pat McAfee
So what was he doing? He was changing his driver there.
Tone
He's fighting it.
Pat McAfee
What's going on?
Tone
He's fighting it big.
Pat McAfee
He's got a newborn, right? Yeah, kind of has a newborn going on. And we thought, you know, because this has happened for. With numerous guys, Scotty has definitely exceeded all these guys I'm about to mention. But remember, Jordan Spieth was about to be the one. Brooks was going to be the one. Rory was going to be the one. There's always going to be Rickie Fowler even at one point was potentially going to be the one. There's always like a name that is going to go, go, go. Scotty became the one. Everybody's looking for him since Tiger. And then he's been able to run for so long. It's become so impressive. And then he started actually putting him in the conversations with Jack and Tiger. It's like, holy hell, this is the guy that's been able to hold up. Are we seeing the first ever. Are we seeing the first time Scotty hasn't been able to just figure it out naturally. Is that what we're seeing right now?
Bruce
And.
Pat McAfee
And we have no idea how long this is going to be.
Bruce
What's he been like his last year? 10 rounds.
Tone
Okay, so yesterday I did it with Tirico. Seven of the 12 or seven of the 12 tournaments he's played in this year were top five, 10 were top 15.
Pat McAfee
Now he lost it, though.
Bruce
I know, but he's still.
Ty Schmidt
That's probably why it's so frustrating.
Tone
Every tournament he's been top 25. This year, it's just when you. When he did what he did and he won all those tournaments, and you compare him to Tiger and Jack, then people have those expectations and no one's Tiger.
Pat McAfee
No. I just get scared. I get scared to death we're gonna lose him.
Ty Schmidt
It happened with.
Pat McAfee
I get scared to death we're gonna lose Rory.
Tone
It happened with Spieth. It happened with. There's another one.
Connor
Who.
Pat McAfee
Because the reason why Tiger was awesome. Tiger Red. Okay, Saturday, moving day. Then we put on the power red. We're finishing.
Ty Schmidt
It's over.
Pat McAfee
It was must watch because he was literally on the prowl. Scotty's the same way. Scotty's never in the lead. Just if his name's in the weekend, it's like he's going. They're saying he might have lost his touch.
Connor
Nah, that's.
Pat McAfee
I need him.
Bruce
Yeah, he'll be back.
Ty Schmidt
I mean, it seems like on moving day, though, like on Saturday, if he makes the cut, you. You always look at it like, oh, shot.
Pat McAfee
He's.
Ty Schmidt
Scotty shot a 63. And then he ends up not winning. But he. He's not playing very well on Thursday or Friday. And that's what's killing.
Pat McAfee
Okay, we need to stop thinking about any of this. I don't want to see any more range. Scotty Scheffler talking to anybody.
Darius J. Butler
Negative.
Pat McAfee
Okay, I'm gonna. I'll go swing. The only positive, Scotty Scheffler.
Tone
He hasn't missed a cut since 2022, so.
Pat McAfee
Well, how can he win a frickin tournament? Joining us, ladies and gentlemen, is a man who might be able to tell us a little bit about golf, especially over there in New York. A man who can tell us a lot about the soccer, the futball, and what is today, Ty? It's football day, ladies and gentlemen. A man who has started some football controversy with the Land from Down Under. A man who went on the CBS Morning show today. Just national news this morning. And these hosts who have all Won awards for everything. Probably in the hall of fame. They've had their segments the way it's been. Grella, this man we're about to bring on tells them to shut up. Where's my ISO camera at? Right here, please. Australia, your ass at soccer. Okay, I don't know how to tell you this. This man has been going to bat for America very, very loud over the last couple weeks, and there is a continent that is not happy with him. And I have never seen a commentator need a win more than I think what's happening right now for this man, Ladies and gentlemen, international soccer star, CBS Sports Galazzo, host, friend of the program, Paisan Michael Gorilla. How are you, buddy?
Michael Grella
What's going on, boys? How's everything?
Pat McAfee
Okay, so you've been everywhere now with the Australia conversation. That that CBS Morning show hit today was outrageous, awesome. You handled that so fantastic. And I'm so happy for you that you're getting a chance to chitchat about the sport that you are obsessed with. I think that is why you're so good at your job. I think you're obsessed with it. You have been since you were a child. And we appreciate everything you say about the sport and how much you educate us. Now, with that being said, Australia hates your gut. Just getting a chance to be in your mentions, okay? Just getting a chance to be alongside of this whole thing. Boy, they are not happy with you. It feels like they are rallying around beating you. And I don't know if the boys of Team USA understand that. You need this win. I think you need this win. Do you. You feel that as well? Like, you need this win? I think, in a pretty big way. Do you. Do you feel that at all, or are you just expecting a big win and all you're doing is talking about football? Is that. Is that all you're doing here?
Michael Grella
I got to tell you something. I. I don't care if they win or not. I mean, I care. I want the America. I want America to win. But, like, like, at the end of the day, you know, Pat, with all this criticism that's coming my way and all this stuff going on, you know, I had to take one, take two takes, three takes. I've gone back to do my preparation, my analysis on the match so many times because I'm like, wait, maybe I'm missing something, but there's this elephant in the room. It's the fact that Australia is not known for football, right? It's like saying, you know, it's like the Egyptians getting upset because we're not saying they're good skiers, right? So I keep going back to the math. I keep going back to what I know about the game. And, and I mean, maybe I'm nuts, But that says 425 on your screen right there. Plus 425 and so if you want respect in football, you have to earn that respect. You have to go for it. You have to play the game. So as I said months ago, which went viral. Layup. It couldn't be more accurate. One word has driven the entire country of Australia crazy. And it's so accurate. This is a layup for the U.S. men's National Team. The level of players, the level of coaching, and they're on home soil. This is a layup now. Now you don't make every layup. We just watched the Knicks, right. They missed a couple layups and still went on to win it. So you don't make every layup. But they've got to pay attention to details. A massive game. But again, if Australia wants respect in football, they've got to invest, they've got to push forward, they've got to win things. And I think they know themselves that football is not their first sport.
Pat McAfee
Fun fact. The United States of America, as a country that is now very confident in our team has never won back to back World cup games since 1930. 1930, a long time ago. I believe this is after the roaring twenties.
Tone
Yes.
Connor
Huh.
Tone
Great time.
Connor
Prohibition.
Pat McAfee
There's a depression coming.
Connor
Yes.
Pat McAfee
Around the corner. I don't know if they know about that or if they're being told about started or if it's. It already started. Okay. They're at the beginning. And then Bert Pattend, this guy, American
Ty Schmidt
legend, one of the goats first ever
Pat McAfee
hat trick in the history of the World cup said Bert, United States of America. So Messi's doing this great. Bert said, let me show you how it does.
Connor
Learned it all from bert.
Pat McAfee
That was 1930. We're obviously in a much different time now in 2026, but this would be pretty historic for us. You talk about to the Australians like you got to invest in soccer, you got to do that. That was kind of what was said about America for a long time. I think while we were growing up. That was certainly being said about how we need to get to the point. We need to get to the point. There was always one or two guys from a generation that were able to have success, but it was never the full team. Now we got guys that are playing all over the world. I Think your confidence in Team America is different than it has been in the past. Right. I think the Australians think that you have just been gassing up the Americans. That is not the case. I don't think the Australian folks know that.
Michael Grella
No, no, I believe in what I'm saying. And they're coming off their best ever performance. And Pat, you and I know because we were in that system trying to get to the national team and trying to be those guys to push the needle. These guys are really good now and they've moved the needle and now I'm going to say it. This is a double edged sword. The coach Pochettino who we spoke about the other day, he's coming out and saying, we can win. Let's believe we can win it. Because if we start to believe, we start to open up. There he is with the, with the dog like goat like that that comes with, that comes with responsibility. That comes with saying, okay, we're going to beat Australia. We're going to, we're here, we're brave, we're going to put our chests out, we're going to win this game on home soil, we're going to start to dominate. We're going to send messages to the rest of the world. Now you can't say you want to win the thing and be one of the best teams in the world and then be like, oh, you know, we're a little worried about Australia. You know, it's a difficult game. I mean you can't have it both ways. You can't be a champion and also be worried about Australia. I know France is not worried about Australia. I know Spain's not worried about Australia. So if the US want to go to the high levels, they got to start to act like champions as well. So this game on home soil, I want to see them full throttle.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, me too. I would like to see it as well. And DraftKings has a phenomenal promo happening right now. The America game two guarantee, if you're 21 plus and if you gamble responsibly and you're not an asshole, we would love for you to come join us on DraftKings as you have to opt in and then you have to apply the token on a three way USA wager. If USA wins, obviously you win the bet. If they draw or lose, you get the money back in bonus bets. You cannot cash out the bonus bet. Obviously you have to re bet the bonus bet but if you win there, you could cash that out. So what are we doing here? We're team riding on usa. Now, now on that note of team riding usa, I think we would do that naturally, blindly. I know you have not done that. But D, Bud has a question for you.
Bruce
Yeah, Grill, I know you know ball. And look, we got. Look Australia. Yeah, but you got to play the game. We know that, but what are our odds? What are our chances? Not the odds, not the draft kings. According to you, what are our chances to actually win this thing? I know you know ball football, American football. Give me like an NFL comparison of a team going into this season. If they, they this team can win the super bowl, what's it and compare that to our chance to actually win this whole thing. Cuz looking at that himbo stat, that doesn't make me feel great. But you said it's our best team ever. So tell me, Let me know.
Pat McAfee
Yes, I like.
Michael Grella
Who was it who was a team that finished like in the semi final of of football this year
Pat McAfee
for the Super Bowl?
Connor
It was Ram C Broncos. And it was. Yeah, Pat's Broncos.
Pat McAfee
Texans. Divisional rounds.
Michael Grella
Maybe a little bit. Maybe a little bit. Like the Texans like had some tools, had some excitement around it, but never really ever gonna win it. Like I, with all due respect, like I. You know, it takes time to win this. Only eight countries have ever won this. This competition. It's not easy, but yeah, it's. It's difficult. So. So can they make a semi final? That's gonna be progress.
Pat McAfee
Let's take the breaks here for a second. Yeah. There's only been eight countries that have ever won the World Cup. Cup.
Michael Grella
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
That's a crazy stab.
Pat McAfee
How many countries are there? I just learned about cop. 160.
Ty Schmidt
There's 48.
Pat McAfee
No, but there's more than.
Gumpy
There's a bet on DraftKings. You can pick a team that hasn't won it before. It's plus 190. So you get USA, Netherlands. Like there's a bunch of good teams who haven't won it.
Pat McAfee
The Dutch have never won it.
Gumpy
It's made it to two finals, I believe.
Pat McAfee
Eight teams have. Only eight countries have had a World cup parade. Holy shit. We gotta lock in. We have not earned anything yet. Boys, we are a long way away. Geez.
Michael Grella
But I gotta, I gotta tell you something. Like this game, I know it's become big because of the comments or whatever, but like at the end of the day, you know, if the US want to be counted and stand up, they gotta move the needle towards even trying to win this thing. Like the manager's been saying. So today is just A one step along the way, like if they can't beat teams like Australia. And again, with all due respect, I love Australia. I play with a bunch of Australians. But like, you know, they have a lot of championship players in their team. That's second division England. The US Have Champions League players in their team. There's a big distinction. There's a big gap between those two leagues. So I'm not part of the US Men's national team. I can go out and say whatever I like. I understand. If I'm in the camp, if I'm in the US Camp, I'm saying, hey, we got to respect them. Hey, it's a tough game for sure, but I'm not in that camp. So I'm just calling out the elephant in the room. And I think a lot of sports people in sports today and people in sports media, especially in soccer media, I think they're scared to say it, man.
Mark Schlabach
Relationships.
Michael Grella
And they're scared to. For people not to like them. But there's an elephant in the room and that's that Australia is not very good at football and the US Is on the rise.
Pat McAfee
Okay, you brought that back to Australia. I love you doing that for the entirety of it all. And I do appreciate America getting a win for you today. Okay? We need it for you, Grella, for the rest of this World cup trip.
Michael Grella
Let's get it done.
Ty Schmidt
Let's get it done.
Pat McAfee
But it did feel like that because I saw the athletic put out a poll. Their writers said if you had to re rank the teams after the first game, not like how you think it'll end, but re ranking after each team has played once. So after what you have seen, and they had America at 17, which is, I think where we were ranked originally. I think it was a lot of people that didn't want to feel as if they were disrespecting the sport and they didn't want to lose their friends respect in the soccer world, saying that they liked America and appear as if they were didn't know ball, didn't know footie, you know. Cause like we as dumb Americans say, the United States of America soccer team's gonna win it all. Obviously, if you know footy, this is not like reality. So I think they just misread the situation. Cuz I think people that are actually in soccer now, yourself included, are like, hey, actually America looks like a good team. And I think these people that took this vote thought that maybe, you know, we were still maybe just overdoing it a little bit, you know. It does feel as though if a lot of American soccer people, super soccer people, are the ones that are pushing back against us, saying we're winning the World cup the most because they don't want to be embarrassed as footy fans. And I would just like to let everybody know we're winning a fucking World Cup.
Connor
Can't live in your fears.
Pat McAfee
What are we even talking about?
Tone
Nation coming.
Pat McAfee
What are we even talking about? England's only got it one time. They chirp a lot.
Michael Grella
Spain only one time in their history, and it was on home soil in 1966.
Ty Schmidt
It came home.
Connor
And the only reason they were good is because, you know, in 1944, all of our guys were over there fighting a war.
Pat McAfee
So I was in 1966.
Connor
And then all ones on the board.
Tone
Well said, Connor.
Pat McAfee
Guess what they had to do right after that.
Connor
Vietnam.
Pat McAfee
Okay. I think they were on our side with some of that. The Spain, though, only haven't won. Crazy. I would have thought a lot more than that.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
This has been a pretty enlightening conversation here. And all it took was, hey, listen, boys, only eight countries have ever won this thing. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Started looking around. I know eight countries. I can hit a seven iron, two in certain parts of the world. So it is a. It's a tough thing. Hey, it's world. It's World Cup.
Connor
That's why it's world game.
Pat McAfee
It's World Cup. You got to go and get it. England only has one about the time. Aren't they, like, kind of considered the. They're like, you think soccer, you think England, don't you?
Gumpy
Kind of greatest league in the world.
Connor
You think EPF is fair? Turns out all the guys in that league aren't from England.
Michael Grella
Oh, that's true. They got a lot of foreigners, but still one of the best things in the world. Great country, whatever. But if you want to get on this list going back to the U.S. like, you got to be brave, man. I don't think Michael Jordan went into games and scared of the opponent. I think he was like, oh, I don't know about these guys. You know, like, he went in and was like, I'm going to dominate you today. And that was it. And that's got to be the attitude if you want to be elite.
Pat McAfee
Ty has a question for you, Gorilla
Ty Schmidt
Love everything you're saying, Grella. I mean, you are just speaking to me right now. In terms of the style of play today, though, like, how early on in this game will you kind of know, like, o We're in a good spot. Like, I think they are going to dominate because obviously right out of the shoot in the previous game it was like, oh, we're going to beat the. Out of Paraguay, you know. But how early on. Thank you. How early on will you feel maybe like. Or get a good feel of how the game is going to go when it comes to this game today against Australia?
Michael Grella
I, I think. I'm pretty sure I already know how the game's going to go. Australia is going to play in a 5, 4, 1. They're going to be pretty defensive. They're going to sit in and if they expose themselves, they'll get killed with the pace that we have in the team. So they're going to sit in, we're going to press, press them just like we did to Paraguay. We're going to win, pressure, press the balls after loss. So we're going to be all over them now. Australia will be deeper and more compact. So it's going to. There's going to be an element of patience that that's required. So it's going to look very similar to Paraguay. But it might take time to get the first goal. If we score first, bring it to the bank. Bring the three points to the bank. If we score first, if Australia score first, which is what happened against Turkey, then it becomes a much trickier game because Australia will sit in and they'll make it really difficult. I mean, like I said the other day, Australia had 28 possession of the ball and they only took nine shots. So they were not very good. But they found a way to win the game. I think the US has to make sure that they're careful on the, on the counter defensive transition. But, like, if they score first, it's going to be. It's going to be party time.
Pat McAfee
Okay, well, America continue to attack if we score first because it does feel as if we have the strategy where we might give one up. Like, will that make Australia kind of break their defensive formation to kind of try to get a couple more opportunities against us? It feels like we're not as scared to maybe give up a goal, but I've heard Australia locks it down. So, like, do you think we changed the. The pace in which we were playing from last game or do you think we try to do the same stuff against Australia? Because I think Pataguay was also a super defensive team in before face USA as well. Is it going to bode well for us the same way there?
Michael Grella
Matt, you're on the money. You're 100% on the money. It's going to matter. The timing of the. Of the first goal, I think it's going to be important. But I think. I think the second thing is the US have conceded easy goals, so they're going to go for it. They're going to step on the gas. They're going to play full throttle. 90 minutes. That's what my expectations are. At least. The last goal the U.S. scored against Paraguay, actually Giorena with the outside of the foot, the little Travella. That was a 26 pass sequence where the US were very smart. They said, no problem, we're winning. You guys come to us. Expose yourself. So if the US Are winning by two or one and it's very late and they kind of just invite Australia into the game, that's when Australia will be disjointed and they'll able to pick them apart, you know, with hopefully a 20 pass sequence or a 15 pass sequence and then go and finish them off. So game management's important, but the athleticism jumped off the page in the first game. I expect to see it today. I'm excited for the game. I hope they win. They have the quality to win. But again, you got to go and make that layup.
Pat McAfee
You got to go and execute it backdoor, overcover, potentially.
Connor
Okay.
Pat McAfee
Whenever we're live bet.
Darius J. Butler
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Pat McAfee
Whenever we're pinging it around because. Because you get them sucked up. Normally they're parked in. You get them sucked up, somebody gets a little greedy, thinks they're gonna get it.
Darius J. Butler
That's right.
Pat McAfee
And then battle again. And then desk right around him, guys behind him. Now we got another guy that comes into the mixer. Beautiful.
Bruce
Hell, yeah.
Pat McAfee
In the 91st, you know, in the 89th.
Connor
Would love that.
Pat McAfee
91st. Something like that. But I'll tell you what, the big large lads from Australia can certainly park the bus and just make this a very cagey, boring affair. Over under is two and a half. Yeah, Yeah, I believe two and a half, that's a low number. Now, on that note, it feels like soccer is different. Go ahead, Tone.
Tone
Yeah, Gorilla. It feels like now, correct us if we're wrong, like, because we just come in, we're like, oh, it's going to be a lot of low scoring games because that's what soccer is. There's only been 100 draw. Sorry, Neil, nil draw. That was obviously Capo Verde and Spain, which was insane that it happened in that game. There's a lot of games where both teams are scoring. Is that abnormal or it are we wrong? And why do you think there has been so much scoring? It feels like in this World Cup.
Michael Grella
First of all, like, I know you guys are obviously big football guys. When you guys score one touchdown, you count it as six points. So if we did that, we'd have high scoring games also.
Pat McAfee
Shut up, shut up, shut up. Stick to what you're talking about.
Tone
That was a great.
Pat McAfee
Shut up, gumpy. Just, just get to the point of your boring ass sport. It feels like it's not as boring right now.
Michael Grella
Oh, the game was great. It was 2114. It was three, two guys, okay?
Pat McAfee
There was extra points in there too. You're losing.
Bruce
You don't see Neil, Neil either.
Pat McAfee
Okay, please, please don't do this. Tosh, you did it to Australia. Don't do it to football. Okay? Don't do it. Don't do it. That. But on. It does feel like it's a more attacking style of a sport now than maybe it was in the past five, ten years ago. Or are we just kind of misunderstanding?
Michael Grella
No, it is, it is. The modern game has moved into like what people want to see and they're higher up the field, they press higher up the field. It's almost like when you watch the NCAA basketball, like how, how teams will do a full, full press so you know, you win the ball higher up so you have more chances, you're closer to the opponent's goal. It's also been celebrated the Bayern Munich PSG game where they scored, I don't know, nine goals in one game or whatever. Like that's been like the way to push it. Now if I'm getting into a fight with a six foot six ex professional boxer, right, I'm not going to fight him straight up, right? I might run, I might pick up a weapon, I might, I have to find a way to compete against this guy. And that's basically what Australia is going to do. Australia is going to sit in a casual. They can't play toe to toe because you just can't because you don't have the tools to do it. So they're going to make it difficult and they're going to make it slow and they're going to want to keep a draw. And so we'll see how the US deal with that because we know we have all tools, but can we manage those moments to understand what they're doing and not expose ourselves like Turkey did? Turkey didn't have enough respect and then they, you know, they lost two nil. So they got surprised.
Pat McAfee
They got a cover Two shell here.
Darius J. Butler
Okay.
Pat McAfee
Quarterback can't get bored. That's basically three yards in class. That's what, that's what this entire thing is. You just got to make sure whenever you get your moment, you got to hit it.
Connor
Deploy the Pentagon.
Pat McAfee
Well, we will, but that's for a defensive effort. They will just, they have cover two shell right there. This is what Australia is doing. They just got cover two back there, so we're just going to have to wait.
Ty Schmidt
Luckily we got a bunch of COVID two beaters out there.
Pat McAfee
Yes, we do. And punches.
Connor
That's right.
Pat McAfee
Dialing them all up while looking cooler than everybody. Now maybe our best player has certainly got a question. Last question here for you.
Darius J. Butler
Go ahead.
Connor
Yeah, Grill. Hopefully doesn't matter. Socceroos, soccer poos if you will. But Pulisic kind of has a calf injury right now. It doesn't look too good. He didn't actually, actually participate in training practice and he was kind of off to the side. What is kind of the plan? Are we worried if we don't have politic or because of the quality of our players? It doesn't matter as much without him.
Michael Grella
He's a big miss obviously, but we shouldn't be worried. Every team that wants to compete in the World cup and do anything, I mean we just saw kind of with the Knicks, right, Probably not the best individuals, but the best team hands down. Right. And so I think the US is a little bit like that. They're not relying on one guy. Pulisic is obviously a really important piece, but he's not the only piece. So. So I think they'll be okay. And the tournament's long, the format's a little longer. They added an extra game so you've got to really manage guys and rotate guys. I think that's going to be a key if you want to go later into the, into the later rounds.
Pat McAfee
What do you got today? What are you doing today?
Michael Grella
We are doing coverage on the, on the Golasso network. We'll be covering it from 1:30 on to 6 and I'm sure it's going to get rowdy and it's going to be, it's going to be exciting. So we'll see. We'll have a bunch of guests and see where the game takes us. But hope hopefully we get a good result. I left, I left my house this morning, Pat. My kids were like, dad, dad, hopefully. Hopefully you're so invested in it.
Pat McAfee
Hey, we're hoping too, buddy. We're hoping too.
Michael Grella
Yeah, guys, don't worry about it. I still got to pay my mortgage at the end of the month. Don't worry about it.
Pat McAfee
Well, that's what we're actually.
Connor
That's what we're saying.
Pat McAfee
That's what we're saying. Yeah, that's. That's what we're all saying. I don't know if we ever see you on camera again. If America doesn't win.
Ty Schmidt
No, they wouldn't sack him.
Pat McAfee
No, I know they wouldn't, but I
Ty Schmidt
don't know, he might get killed by an Australian.
Pat McAfee
They're all big.
Michael Grella
Don't worry, I carry. Don't worry.
Pat McAfee
I might look like a little Italian around there, but I got. I got weapons. I have six foot four guy. I'll go pick something up. You're the best. Ladies and gentlemen, from the network, Michael Gorilla. United States. Australia takes off at 3 o'. Clock. 6 o'. Clock. Scotland, Morocco, Brazil, Haiti, Turkey, Paraguay. And that clock right there is to kick off or schedule kickoff. Even though it'll roll, it'll be 3, 10ish. Be 15 minutes after that.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Can you see it, Ty?
Ty Schmidt
Are you kidding me? Of course I can't. What? How much time we got?
Pat McAfee
2 hours and 4 minutes.
Ty Schmidt
Okay, thank you.
Pat McAfee
You can see it?
Ty Schmidt
No, I mean, I see there's something on the screen.
Bruce
No chance.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, you can't see it either.
Bruce
Great.
Ty Schmidt
And I got terrible eyes, so.
Pat McAfee
204, 27, 26, 25.
Ty Schmidt
You know, I see the red, white and blue kind of hodgepodge thing. Yeah. Deal.
Pat McAfee
I think it's a good addition.
Ty Schmidt
Oh yeah, I assume on a, you know, 185 inch TV that's probably. It's probably pretty big.
Connor
You got a projector.
Pat McAfee
But you see what we're trying to do
Connor
now. You got it.
Tone
It doesn't help.
Pat McAfee
I still can't.
Ty Schmidt
It actually makes it worse. I'll get eyes on it at the break.
Pat McAfee
I wish I could.
Ty Schmidt
You can't see it either? No.
Pat McAfee
I've had 10 glasses on.
Ty Schmidt
You probably can't even see it.
Pat McAfee
Nobody.
Connor
That's a sign for ants. Nobody can see it.
Pat McAfee
I can see it. No, you can't. I could. I was just doing it again.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I mean, I can see there's a thing on there, but can't see the clock.
Pat McAfee
You can't see that I did the countdown.
Bruce
Somebody's in your ear.
Pat McAfee
We're back on the other side. Goodbye.
Ty Schmidt
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Pat McAfee
Greatest of all time and obviously Team USA takes on Australia at 3 o' clock today live from Seattle. That countdown right there. 1:59, 10.
Ty Schmidt
Did we make it smaller during the break?
Pat McAfee
8:07 is until kickoff as USA obviously continues its road to the World Cup Championship as we have the best team in the tournament, so we have no idea if that's true or not, but we certainly would like to believe that our team is young, our team is fast, our team is physical, our team is good, our team is talented and our team doesn't flop around. Our team doesn't take any shit. Our team represents America and they're taking on a team that represents a continent of dogs. Now, we have a lot of respect for the people of Australia. I had a chance to be down there in Brisbane. Yeah, everybody's big, in shape, fit, and they all dress interestingly. It did feel like every person I saw now I was in the city and people are going to work, so they're obviously dressing for their jobs and stuff like that. But it felt like everybody was in some sort of costume. Everybody was in shape. The food was spectacular, the people obviously love sport and the fact that they're able to beat Turkey in their first game I think was a big surprise to a lot of people. But if Team USA just goes ahead and gets a massive win in Seattle, it's going to be loud. By the way, it'll be loud in Seattle. We know the Pacific Northwest soccer fans are gigantic because the Portland Timbers and the boys up there, up there, they have big fan base and obviously a lot of Team USA fans are up there and that stadium is built to be loud. So let's assume that this is going to be an incredible atmosphere. The boys are going to be ready for it. Will that man be playing Christian pulisic? We're not 100% sure. There's been no confirmation. Sky Sport out of Italy is reporting that he is fully available and obviously he played in Italy, so there are some connections to that particular media outlet. So maybe Christian Pulisic is playing today and maybe we see the same starting 11 that we saw against Pataguay and if that's the case, we get a chance maybe to see another master class but also that starting 11 get a chance to continue to play with each other. Chris Richards, we had him on this man right over there, 83 for 83 in his passes and defensive back. He said that was the first time these 11 guys were on the field together playing against somebody. That was really the first time they were really getting a chance to do that.
Darius J. Butler
So.
Pat McAfee
So the more time they have on the field together, especially as everybody is seemingly interchangeable other than two back guys, Reem and Chris Richards, obviously we're only going to get better and better. We think so. Maybe Paraguay was just the start of something special and maybe today that continues or maybe today is a cagey affair against an Australia team that's a little bit stot in the back. We are excited that soccer is doing its thing and once again that countdown in the corner is how far away we are from kickoff. Once kickoff happens, you will not be able to join us on the America game two guarantee guarantee only on DraftKings. Please come join us if you're 21 plus and make a promise to gamble responsibly. We don't like assholes. You're not going to become a multi billionaire from gambling. Nobody has a clue what's going to happen. But what we do know is if you opt in to the game two guarantee at DraftKings and then you apply the token after you've picked your three way wager on Team usa you will get your bonus bet your money back that you wagered in a bonus bet for the future if America America draws or loses. So this feels like a good time.
Connor
Let's go.
Tone
Great time.
Ty Schmidt
Let's ride.
Connor
Pumped
Pat McAfee
the toxic tables here at Boss Connor and that Tai Schmidt. Ty Schmidt soccer fevers for real.
Ty Schmidt
It is, it is. And again, I don't know how many times I've said it and this is not just, you know, me saying this just to say it. I don't like soccer. I don't like watching it. Don't really care about any of it. I have World cup fever. I feel like I would would take a bullet for all 11 boys who are going to be out there on the pitch. Today would definitely take a bullet to the skull for Pochettino, no questions asked. And his dog. That's my gaffer. I just. Man, I. I've got these visions in my head of what today is going to be. So I really, really hope it goes that way because I do not want to kind of come to the realization of what it could potentially be on the other side of that now.
Pat McAfee
Con man, you are not somebody that will come out and say that you hate soccer, but you've got watched every single minute. It feels like of this World cup. You certainly got the fever. And Scotland is helping. There is now a business agreement, brother, sister town situation going on between the city of Boston and Scotland. Yeah, just the entire country of Scotland, I believe that was announced. This is all because of the World Cup. It's a beautiful thing. Is that a part of why you've been so invested in the. In the tournament or is that only helping the entire cause?
Connor
I think that's definitely a part of it. I think we're also just kind of staring down the barrel of the summer. We don't run into these opportunities as much. Obviously. Beautiful. Michelle Wu. The mayor announced plans for the new partnership. Should be fantastic. Probably going to get some direct flights. I've seen some people suggesting maybe we add a commuter rail straight from Scotland over the Atlantic.
Ty Schmidt
That's not a bad look.
Pat McAfee
Hey, we've been waiting for one of those, right?
Bruce
Yeah. Yeah, why not?
Pat McAfee
You guys.
Connor
Yeah. Not a bad idea at all.
Pat McAfee
Boston and Scotland pulling that one off.
Connor
I think it'd be cool. I think if we got the Scottish psychopath Drew McIntyre maybe building it. Breaking ground. He's not.
Ty Schmidt
Or be the conductor.
Connor
Or be the conductor. I know he's not a psychopath. I know he's quite.
Pat McAfee
Oh, my God. The. The clamber kick.
Tone
Not one, not two, but three claymore kicks.
Pat McAfee
The front of the train.
Ty Schmidt
Good idea.
Pat McAfee
Came with his foot. That boot that's like the front of the train, you know, like the entire. Yeah, the big boot that he has there for that. That's zoom from Boston to Scotland. But we have seen a lot of coming together and I think that's been a beautiful thing for the World Cup. Obviously we appreciate that. One half of the hammer.
Darius J. Butler
Don.
Pat McAfee
Cowboys ap. Tony's here. Look at sweet nine year NFL vet Darius J. Butler is here.
Bruce
Yes, sir.
Pat McAfee
D. Butler. Some things happening around the football world that have certainly got us excited. The Indianapolis Colts made a massive play to bring in corner Sauce Gardner last year from the jets, including two first round picks this Year is obviously next year's as well.
Bruce
It's a lot.
Connor
Whoa. More than Myles Garrett. Yep. Holy hell.
Bruce
Lockdown corner.
Pat McAfee
And also not just a lockdown. Yeah, yeah, he is.
Connor
All those George Pickens highlights we show, he's.
Pat McAfee
George Pickens is a great player. You're going to have those every once in a while. When you live in a paint, every once in a while you're going to get dunked on. With that being said, we are happy that Sauce Gardner is an Indianapolis Colt and we're excited for everybody to be healthy on the Colts. And if he's the missing piece, which he might be, Colts might win a Super bowl and obviously that is a spectacular thing. Now on the flip side of that, it might lose and then who knows what the future looks like and then we don't have a first round pick. There's always a negative that could come from than that. Very big positive just came out though. He's not as old as everybody thinks he is.
Ty Schmidt
What?
Pat McAfee
He's got another year eligibility, basically.
Ian Rapoport
Go ahead.
Pat McAfee
Have we ever seen this before?
Bruce
I'm pretty sure I haven't done the research, but this has to be the first time in NFL history where we've made the trade, obviously a big splash trade for an all pro corner. And then he got a year younger. Somehow I think that's what every GM would want, you know, as players, especially skilled players. Once you get near that 30, 30 year old mark, that's when they try to cause your old man, hey, get your money. Before that already got paid. And now, no, I'm not 25. I'm actually 24. Good gimmick. Good gimmick to start. Maybe this is a trend that gets going, but I mean, lockdown corner, look. Yes, we paid a lot. A lot of people are going to say we overpaid. Now if Sauce comes back, he's the best corner again next year and then the year after that, and then the year after that. And win a couple Super Bowls. Didn't really overpay. No. So I like the move. I love that we have a lockdown, corners a premier player at a premier position. I can't wait to see Sauce go to work.
Pat McAfee
So what happened here? Like he, he said I identify as a 24 year old or like, did he say my birthday's wrong? Like, how does it work?
Tone
Someone say, Happy 25th birthday? He's like, no, actually I'm 24.
Connor
I thought, when is his birthday?
Tone
I thought it was 31st.
Pat McAfee
I would like his birthday to be a Super bowl. And that's gonna be the day that he's gonna be birthed as Indianapolis Colt legend forever as he seals with a pick six. I cannot wait to watch Bingo. That's sauce. That's what they're going to say in that entire thing. And then he's going to be able to do it for another year, inevitably at the end of this entire thing. And that's special. And I would like all of our good players to add another year to their life.
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
To their prime. I. I would like Alec Pierce to also do this. I would like Daniel Jones to also do this.
Bruce
Healthy yet?
Connor
No. They're saying like midway through training camp. I'm very worried about the Colts because we go to a lot of games and we're staring down the barrel of a sturdy five win.
Ty Schmidt
Hold on.
Tone
Was this a like a Danny Almonte situation where he lied and then he's like, cool, we don't have to lie anymore now.
Bruce
Or.
Ty Schmidt
Or just like a Juan Soto situation where you're like I'm 26, but everyone knows you're like 32, but you're just like 26. Trust me.
Pat McAfee
So we think so. There's a variety of different ways we could have got here.
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Cuz that the lying about the thing could have been like way long, long time ago ago.
Bruce
Yeah. He used to be cool to lie about.
Tone
Did he reclassify older?
Michael Grella
He did.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. So he would say he was older. So football, they probably expedited him through stuff. Right. If he's a year older, as they probably put. You get through something quicker probably. Right?
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
That works.
Michael Grella
Or.
Ty Schmidt
Or he was so good that they maybe wanted him like playing up with older kids.
Pat McAfee
Like how did we get here? I would be interested to see that. It, it all revolves.
Bruce
I don't care.
Pat McAfee
It all revolves around him being a very football.
Bruce
We got a 24 year old star. 24 year olds playing in college right now. I love it.
Tone
That's true.
Ty Schmidt
How long has he been in the NFL?
Pat McAfee
Since he's 16.
Ty Schmidt
I was going to say his rookie year. He was 18.
Ian Rapoport
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
That's who we got. Yeah. Yes. That is who we have. We are excited about that. Now, speaking of legendary game wrecking corners, joining us now might just be one of those not only now where he is in high school, but in college, wherever he decides to go into the Pros. This guy, 6 foot 2, let me get his exact dims. 6 foot 2, 175 pound corner in high school. High school, Damn. So he's going to be 6 to 190, probably. Oh yeah, 6 to 190. Maybe 192, 195. There we watch his highlights. Thumper. Ladies and gentlemen, the number one corner in the country wants to tell us and the world, world where he's headed. Do we got a commitment? We do.
Bruce
Where you going next? Recruiting is like chess. Got a 4D. If you want to be the best,
Pat McAfee
announce it on the show.
Bruce
Oh, where you going to go? Oh, everybody waiting, they all want to know cuz it's a big day for some big names.
Pat McAfee
Who's going where next? Well, let's travel to Fort Worth, Texas, the number one corner in the country. Ladies and gentlemen, John Meredith. How are you boss? But I might be muted on our end. Hold on. It might be muted on our end. Can you hear us?
Darius J. Butler
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
Pat McAfee
John, great to see you, man. Thanks for letting us be a part of this. How are you doing?
Darius J. Butler
I'm doing good, doing good. Just blessed, blessed for this opportunity.
Pat McAfee
Okay, let's show the full screen here because obviously you have Texas A and M, you have Texas, you have Alabama. You're the number one corner in the country. I assume every single school in the world has wanted your services on their football team. Congratulations on that. Let's go back. You're six to 175 now. We immediately see that and go, holy hell. The possibilities are endless here. When did you become this high profile recruit? And can you take me back to the beginning of your recruitment and how it all started? Oh man.
Darius J. Butler
For it was just more like a. I ain't really have a goal, I just wanted, I did have a go. I just wanted to be the best one out there. So like as a young player, I was. Everything I did was more natural. So like the good plays I did was like it wasn't, it was skilled but like it was. I don't know how to say it, but like it was natural. But like when college has seen it, it just like they could progress. What I'm already. No dang.
Pat McAfee
Yep, you got it. You got it. They can make you even better than what you already have. Your natural talent. Yeah, yeah, I understand in watching your film it's very much like, like that. You pass guys off, you're picking routes. Your football IQ seemingly has to be something that's just natural in there. But can we talk a little bit about that? Your love of the game, love of sport and football iq, you're from the state of Texas, so obviously football is a way of life down there. When did you fall in love with the Sport. It's very obvious. You do love it.
Darius J. Butler
Since I was like 4. 4 or 3. Football wasn't a choice at first. He just. My dad didn't want me saying that at home, so he just threw me a sport. Sports.
Pat McAfee
What positions you always play? Corner. Were you a wide receiver, quarterback? And what other positions you play?
Darius J. Butler
I have played quarterback, running back, and, like, safety.
Pat McAfee
How about hoops? You play hoops?
Darius J. Butler
Oh, yeah, I used to hoop. I was a small forward and shooting guard.
Pat McAfee
You can't shoot anymore, though, huh? You lost that.
Darius J. Butler
I can shoot.
Pat McAfee
Okay.
Michael Grella
Okay. All right.
Pat McAfee
I didn't know.
Mark Schlabach
I didn't know.
Pat McAfee
All right, John, we appreciate you so much for letting us be a part of your day here. Here. If you'd like to let the world know where you're going to take your football talent to next, I think we'd all enjoy that, brother.
Darius J. Butler
I want to thank. Before I get to choose the decision, I want to thank n. I gotta do it after, you know, that's. That's gonna give it off for years. I want to take my talents to these University of Texas.
Pat McAfee
Damn, I said it wrong. Congratulations. I want to let you know you did perfect. Don't worry about any of the delivery. I think the end game was 100 accurate. I believe you're with your family over there. I want to give them a shout out. Congratulations to your mom, dad, family, Sister Taylor, mom Chastity, nephew Bryson's in there. To everybody, the family, congratulations, and to you, Congrats. Why'd you want to go to Texas? And inevitably, what led you here?
Darius J. Butler
Because the best day in Texas. So I knew I was gonna go to a Texas school. I'm real, real close to Coach O. I want to thank Coach, Coach O, Coach Shark, Coach Brand, Brandon, the whole coaching staff. They've been 100 with me from the get go. I think it was just time for me to do my own thing. A lot of people assume I was going to go somewhere, but I think I'm just different. So I think I wanted to go
Mark Schlabach
to University of Texas.
Darius J. Butler
That's what I feel like I'll be best fitted in.
Pat McAfee
Everybody that's at the top of their bucket or skill in life is different. So keep doing that. Work your ass off. I can't wait to see you down there in Austin. Congratulations, man.
Darius J. Butler
Man. Yes, sir.
Pat McAfee
Congrats. Ladies and gentlemen, John Meredith.
Connor
Yeah, John. Let's go.
Pat McAfee
Congratulations down there. Sark gets a highly, highly touted recruit out of Texas.
Bruce
Yeah, Sark, I mean, Texas, they're always gonna get the talent I'm excited to watch him play. Anytime you got a corner with those type of dims, we just talk about sauce Garner. One of his big things, his length, his size. You get those hands on people. And he has ball skills. You talk to about it too. Watching this tape, you can tell, especially in high school, when a guy is prepared, he know what the hell is going on. Same in college, same in pro. Everybody has the athletic gifts, but if you know what's going on, you can anticipate things that helps you play a lot better and a lot faster. So hopefully we see him on the field kind of soon as he gets there. He got one more year at high school, right?
Pat McAfee
Yeah, but I don't know if he's playing. There's some transfer thing that's going on with him. There is some story.
Bruce
So prior coach Hayton. Well, that's kind of hopefully figure it out.
Pat McAfee
That is one of the quotes from John's agent side actually said that that coach potentially hating a little bit in his own. In his own way. From what we read, that's what happens. But it. It appears as if, let's say he doesn't get to play his senior year, then he's what, just preparing to go to Texas? Yeah. In the state of Texas.
Bruce
Maybe early.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, he'd graduate from high school early and maybe be there there several months earlier than he would have been even if he was an early enrollee.
Pat McAfee
621 90s big, which is what he's going to be. I mean, he's 62175, but he's going to be 6 to 190 probably within the first overnight. And he hits.
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
A lot of hitting.
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Wait, almost too much hitting, I think. But at 6:2, like I. I appreciate that he probably feels like he has to do that. What do you think he will do? What is a projected 62190 thumper is
Bruce
that corner that's outside corner. Like you said in the NFL, you don't want to be a corner, you know, known for your hitting, but you got to be a willing tackle. You got to be able to get guys down in space. But I mean the primary thing, you got to be able to cover. If you can create turnovers for your defense, that's the biggest asset you can be to a team. So we saw he has ball skills. We know he's not scared to hit. When you are in high school, yeah, you want to see a lot of physicality. You want to see defeating blocks. You want to see blowing up guys, guys in the Backfield. And you saw all those things and more on this tape.
Pat McAfee
Congrats to John Meredith and the Sark.
Mark Schlabach
Hell yeah.
Bruce
Hell yeah.
Pat McAfee
Arch down there, I. He won't play with John Meredith unless Arch stays another year.
Tone
There was possible.
Pat McAfee
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Never know.
Connor
All his uncles did.
Pat McAfee
Who's going to win the national championship in college football this year? You think Ohio State's just going to just kind of go quietly into the night after last year?
Bruce
Nope. Got a chance.
Connor
Chris Henry and Jeremiah.
Pat McAfee
Indiana's doing a full reload. They got to do a full reload. But it's a high end.
Connor
They'll be.
Ty Schmidt
They'll be great again.
Pat McAfee
And Signetti's an unbelievable coach and everybody had down there is an unbelievable coach.
Ty Schmidt
Oregon, literally everyone back.
Bruce
Miami reloaded.
Tone
Notre Dame.
Connor
Notre Dame's got a lot of guys quarterback.
Bruce
Hey, Malachi.
Pat McAfee
Georgia exists and they brought everybody back. And Kirby's still Kirby. So that Kayin DeBoer, right? I mean Alabama still has what like four first this year ranked recruits in their system right now? A and M, if you remember last
Tone
year, last year, the whole thing coming in, we talked about all these quarterbacks who we had never seen before. Like Julian saying we never saw before. CJ Carr we never saw before. Arch Manning we never saw before. Dante Moore was not never. Well, he was a start at ucla, but he wasn't a starter for Oregon. So like there was so many questions last year. Now all, all those single. Every single one of those guys. Trinidad's coming back. Everyone's coming back this year to their schools. So less questions. Probably a lot more teams that have the high end talent.
Pat McAfee
Oh, miss, we didn't even mention lsu.
Bruce
Is Sellers going to be what he was supposed to be? Last lagway.
Connor
Yeah. Do we.
Bruce
Does he make that jump?
Tone
Lenoris lost Tub.
Pat McAfee
I think I believe in lsu. I believe in lsu.
Ty Schmidt
Sam Lev defensive roster.
Pat McAfee
And I think Lane wins games, right? Yeah, I think that is just what.
Connor
And the money does usually work. Yeah, actually.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, exactly.
Ty Schmidt
I mean they killed it in the portal. They got so many good guys.
Pat McAfee
Portal king, you know.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, exactly.
Pat McAfee
Portal king down there. That game in Oxford.
Connor
Week three, baby.
Pat McAfee
Oh, game day is not announced to be going today.
Tone
Sure. Definitely not. Why would they?
Connor
I think because JMU takes on Ohio Bobcast.
Ty Schmidt
So now they might. Might be going to Cyhawk game.
Pat McAfee
Hold on. No, let's not do that. What you just did, right?
Connor
JMU for me was single handedly the best game day experience I've ever actually been at. And Signetti was.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, but if. If LSU At Ole Miss is the weekend like, we're. Let's do that. But if it's not like that and there is a once in a lifetime game and once again, I do not have the vote. I'm new guy there. Okay. That whole thing on where we're going, although it was nice to be heard a couple times this past year, but it's like if there's a once in a lifetime type call college football atmosphere going to be somewhere. It's like I think game day should be.
Ty Schmidt
Yes. It feels like there is still a very clear cut, like this is the place to be this weekend. And you know, it doesn't always end up going there, but I feel like you can kind of circle one or two games every single weekend where it's like these stand head and shoulders above the rest.
Tone
There is a once in a lifetime app through that weekend. It's lsu.
Pat McAfee
Oh, man. Yeah. Exactly. But future weeks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That we get to like week eight, nine, ten.
Connor
Yes.
Pat McAfee
That time there's like some games where there's like, well, is this one. Oh, certainly two good teams. Yes.
Connor
But also already been there sometimes.
Pat McAfee
Can't do that. Although we love those places. It is hard to recreate the same awesome thing that it's a festival that just happened, so then we're doing another one. But some places obviously earn it and deserve that whole thing. But yeah, I'm a big fan of the Montana State.
Tone
Yes, agreed.
Pat McAfee
JMU is the one. You know, cow out there obviously counts because of what was happening out there
Tone
at the time over like, with all due respect to like Georgia, Tennessee or something.
Pat McAfee
But, you know, great game.
Connor
Kansas, TCU that year.
Pat McAfee
Great. Depends on if they're both undefeated too. But if one of them is not, and it's like that's a very difficult thing. But I think also if you listen to the college football people that want to bring everybody under one umbrella, they would say like the scheduling each week, we could certainly all work together to make sure that every weekend has like a loaded schedule. Because that's good for our sport as well.
Bruce
Oh, yeah.
Pat McAfee
If we have. Because there are some weekends where it feels like every conference is like resting their teams and it's kind of all in the same thing. I think as we continue to get to a more formalized business of college sports and college football, which is right around the corner. Big vote yesterday. That feels like something that was big this week. As we continue to get to that, I think the missing miss weekends. Not that there is any Miss Weekends. The NFL has Some miss weekends. So it's not easy to project, predict, especially with injuries potentially coming. But I think that is in the future of college sports as well. College football definitely where there's going to be like, we'll give this this weekend, we'll do this this weekend, we'll do that. So we know every single week we have something gigantic.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. And the willingness to pivot too. Because I think that does happen a lot as well. Where like in August or in late July, like we see the schedule and it's like, oh, wow, week seven, like that is going to be crazy. And then, you know, I mean there's still college kids, injuries happen or whatever happens in a team who was preseason top 10 is 4 and 5 or something like that. And things and. Yeah, exactly. And things change. So being able to kind of adapt on the fly and change things up is huge as well.
Pat McAfee
We were there for the last good time for James Franklin.
Michael Grella
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
The lead up to the Oregon game.
Bruce
Yeah, that was a great game.
Connor
Great game.
Ty Schmidt
Ot.
Pat McAfee
And then they lost again ucla, Dylan Thieman. And then they lost the Northwest right
Ty Schmidt
out Drew Aller broke his leg.
Pat McAfee
And then James Franklin was fired after week five.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Connor
And he was guest on the show by the end of it, week six
Pat McAfee
and sound like he was like, hey, I'm coaching.
Connor
That's another team. Virginia Tech.
Pat McAfee
We have no idea what Virginia Tech's gonna do. We know that their environment's gonna be. See, that's what we're talking about.
Ty Schmidt
Exactly.
Pat McAfee
If there's a Virginia Tech in game.
Tone
Haven't been there.
Pat McAfee
Week four, week five, week six, where they're starting out hot. It's like got to get down there. Don't have to get. Don't have to get down to.
Tone
Well, you don't want to make.
Pat McAfee
You have to get down there.
Connor
Yeah, that's one of one too.
Pat McAfee
God, college football.
Bruce
71 days.
Connor
Really cool.
Pat McAfee
Is that what that countdown says right up there?
Connor
Oh, top right. Which is.
Bruce
I mean no clue only, you know, you have to tell us what that one says.
Pat McAfee
But one of the 13609-080-0706. I think is that accurate what I'm saying? Yeah. So why don't you guys just kind of get your fixed.
Connor
Well, see, but that's the thing. I can't tell if you're looking at that clock or if you're just looking at that clock and counting down to 3 o'. Clock.
Pat McAfee
So you think my math is that good that quickly? 54, 53, 135, 51, 50 yeah, I mean, I'm in there, bro. This is the bottom level of the, the eye. Yeah, sure, in there. I got Lasik. Long time ago. I happen to see it still. It was a doctor, it was right here in Indianapolis. One of the original ones. I'll tell you, that was a weird experience. They tape your eyes open. Okay, Tape your eye open. I, I've always hadn't been able to seen like in like junior high. I remember being like this literally all the time and somebody was like, you, hey, use glasses. So get glasses, do the contacts. I left my contacts in here at a time, just years, just years at a time. Just didn't even think about it. Then we played against I think the St. Louis Rams and right one fell out like third quarter. There's no backup contacts cuz I don't have backup contacts cuz I've had these in since two years ago. So I don't, I don't even know what these are. So I had to go through a game watching in stereo. Basically I can't see anything and I'm holding for like. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was, it was a bad thing. So I was like, I gotta get this straight out. But since I wore contacts for so long, obviously my eyes were so swollen. So like I had to do high pressure. I had to do like a six month stint with glasses on. So I had a six month stint with glasses where I was just showing up everywhere with these brand new glasses. Nobody had a clue what to do. And then it's finally Lasik day. And you go in there and it's for the end of the day, I think I got it like 3:34 o'. Clock. And the way you do it is you walk in, they tape your open, okay, Tape your right eye open and you're just like sitting there. And then they have this big laser thing like you're at a dentist and that thing comes down on your eye and then all of a sudden it just starts and they're like, let us know when you see the orange blinking light or whatever. And then you start smelling your eye. And then you lose your vision completely in your right eye. Lose your vision completely. Hey, let us know when you see the orange blinking light. They ask that two times. Once they get to the third time asking that fourth time asking, you think you're blind forever. You think, you think you're never seeing anything at all. And then all of a sudden that orange light comes back and you're like, yes, okay, I'm not blind. And then. Oh yeah, we gotta do the next eye. Okay, then. Then you take two Ambien, then you put sunglasses on and you wake up the next morning and you can read that thing. It is. I had like 2010 video. It was a whole new world. I saw this. I saw the roof of the coats indoors complex for the first time because all the lights on the roof were just like a big blur.
Connor
Blur.
Pat McAfee
So it was my first time seeing the ceiling that I. It was like driving. First time seeing cars at night. Because instead it was just like big blurs like, this is foxy's life. So anytime you're riding with Foxy, I know what it used to be like.
Bruce
That is what Foxy Lasik. Foxy.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's on the list. I'll get to it eventually. I just seem to keep pushing it back and pushing it back and pushing it back. Foxy's okay. He put those meta glasses on. All of a sudden the meta person's telling him everything. Shout out to Dana and the meta people for sending us 45 of these things.
Bruce
Leg. Thank you.
Pat McAfee
They are unbelievable.
Bruce
Great camera. Golf with him. Me and Dirty Play yesterday should have some great content.
Pat McAfee
We have some breaking news from the world of footy.
Ty Schmidt
He's in.
Pat McAfee
Pisic is out today with a calf injury against Australia and Ricardo Pepe will get to start. Okay, Pepe's in there.
Connor
Pepe Le Pew.
Pat McAfee
We didn't think it was going to be him. We thought maybe Reina. We thought maybe wea. We thought maybe Burhalter. Instead it is Pepe. I believe his odds of score were better than all those they were. Ponchettino tells Fox Sports Jenny Taft, Jenny Taff doing a lot of work right now, obviously college football legend, but crushing it in the World cup coverage. Okay, so that's a big piece of information and we. We don't love that. But we know we got depth on this team and we know we're going to need ballistic for the long haul. It's a long tourney, Okay. I thought this was probably the outcome that was coming, but then Sky Sport Italy says that he's full go, so maybe that was a little bit of a throw off. None of the less, we need ballistic next against Turkey. We need him in the next round. We need him a healthy and we got depth.
Connor
Yeah. And Grill's right. Australia sucks. Okay? Michael Jordan didn't go into games thinking like, oh, man, I really hope that this guy doesn't lock me down. If we want to win, we need to Be able to beat the out of the soccer booze without our best player.
Pat McAfee
All right, you're saying your soccer do do. Okay, let's go to some things that aren't ass, if that's what you're saying, is Australia. Let's go to five things that aren't asked as voted upon by the Thunderdome this week. This is a recap of the week that was five things that we think need to be spotlighted a little bit more. Is that right, boys?
Mark Schlabach
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Correct.
Pat McAfee
And first, ladies and gentlemen, let's go to diamond, shall we? Let's go to baseball. How about Jacob Wilson, son of jumping Jack Flash Wilson, Pittsburgh Pirates legend says, how about this, dad to your buckos. I'm gonna be Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. Little bit of a neat as the young lad gets home.
Tone
Wow.
Bruce
Safe.
Pat McAfee
He was unbelievable. That's a Gumby like reaction. And I'll tell you, I think we're seeing more of this nowadays with the more athleticism maybe coming into baseball.
Ty Schmidt
I think you might be right. And there is nothing better than a hook slide. I mean, that's not a hook slide in the traditional sense, but any time. I mean, if for my money, these are some of the best highlight plays on a baseball diamond. I mean, just beautiful. Absolutely.
Tone
They lost that game. A's lost that game.
Darius J. Butler
Okay.
Gumpy
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Pirates end up winning that game, obviously. Go buckos. And that's going to certainly make jumping Jack Flash Wilson, Pittsburgh Pirates legend, excited. That's Jacob's father, who certainly looked down and said, good job, boy. He did, but he was upset it was against the buck.
Ty Schmidt
Yes.
Pat McAfee
You know, sports are a magical thing. They can bring people together. We're seeing soccer do that. We obviously have seen the fans in America celebrate what life is as a soccer fan over here. Have you seen the Norway Storting, which is their supreme legislature?
Ty Schmidt
Have not.
Pat McAfee
Audio, please.
Ty Schmidt
Yes.
Darius J. Butler
Hi.
Bruce
That was impressive.
Pat McAfee
Do you see what they did, these people over here? I assume in this legislature, if it's anything like any other legislature in the history of legislating, there's a lot of disagreements in. A lot of disagreements in there. You know what? They love Holland. Yeah. They absolutely love Erling Holland or whatever the hell his name is. Coming out there going crazy. They love the rock of the lads here in America. Up the escalator. And they said, why don't we go ahead and do something that bonds us, brings us together, let's find common ground. And they said, let's row the shit out of this Viking boat.
Darius J. Butler
I love it.
Ty Schmidt
Con man.
Connor
Yeah. Unbelievable. Also, there's a little cut up of a team from Norway in the 90s, and they are the fathers of three players, Haaland included on the current team. So you got to imagine that the people in that room might be a little earlier, older, rather grew up watching, watching these guys poppies. And now they're watching their sons compete and dominate. For Norway, this is like what the World cup, the beautiful game's all about.
Pat McAfee
I do wonder, up there in Boston, you guys are kind of like forced to learn about boats and stuff, right?
Connor
I mean, a huge part of it. You know, the Boston Harbor.
Pat McAfee
Okay. So I would assume over here you kind of learn how to row. If we could kind of move. They shoot to the left one time, I don't think they'd be pumped with some of the effort of some of these.
Ty Schmidt
I agree. Yeah.
Connor
They don't back into it.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. Some people are just all arms here. Right here. These two. These two right here. Listen, I. I don't want to. I don't want to call too many people out, but I think these two right here aren't putting a lot of effort into it. Go ahead. See, they're not putting their back into it. Look at everybody else over here.
Ty Schmidt
Right behind them, too.
Pat McAfee
Everybody else is leaning. Lean with it, rock with it. Look at everybody moving. Everybody's moving.
Connor
I need to use the legs big time.
Pat McAfee
Let's go ahead and rock the boat a little bit over there.
Ty Schmidt
This guy's not even doing it.
Pat McAfee
This guy right down here. Oh, my God.
Bruce
Okay, the other two, I give them a pass.
Connor
Who's that?
Bruce
They at least had the arms. This is the jackass right here.
Mark Schlabach
No.
Pat McAfee
Hey, what's this?
Bruce
Ow.
Pat McAfee
I'm here to vote. Please. I'm here to vote. This is madness.
Ty Schmidt
What are we doing?
Pat McAfee
I am a Norway Storting member. I ain't fucking rowing a ship.
Connor
He looks like he had about 15 pints watching the game the night before.
Tone
Morgan Trail on.
Bruce
Give him a break.
Tone
Computers or.
Pat McAfee
I'm not 100% sure, but it does look like an old school computer. I did enjoy. Okay, Congratulations. Congratulations to the storting of Norway. Let's go to a man who was titled world champion for the first time really in his life, even though he's been interim champ a few different times. Let's go to Sunday night in the front lawn of the White House. Justin Gaethje, American hero, pounds Ilya Toporia. So much so that he throws in the towel after his face, gets beat down by maybe the strongest striker, Gaethje. Said the reason why my punches are so strong. I'm an A to B here, baby. All the energy is going from me through somebody's face, you know, And a lot of people see me get hit maybe, and they wonder, my. My face isn't messed up. You said they think I got weird skin. This is his. Where's that mine? It's actually because I'm just deflecting the energy. I'm setting people up. It's kind of my art. It's my thing. It's my science. I'm delivering 100% energy through people's faces. Yeah, he is. And he is our champ. And he's not just champion in. In the White House. When he's doing backflips and then almost landing on his neck as he proclaims himself the best faller in history, he said, boys, I was just falling. Ain't nothing. It looks like I broke my neck. I do it every day.
Connor
Come on.
Pat McAfee
Worry about that. Well, you know what else he might be doing every single day? Feels like this guy's maybe got the Midas touch right now. Goes to the golf course. Justin Gaethje, who is obsessed with golf. He told us at Radio Row, and fresh out of a championship, those hands.
Bruce
That's the best.
Pat McAfee
Those hands right there.
Bruce
There.
Pat McAfee
Made a guy quit in front of the White House. And then just a couple days later, they got that touch to a golf club. Gaethje's living his best life. That's certainly not asy.
Bruce
No better feeling. Getting a nice little chip. I don't know if it was for bird. I don't know if Save par. What is it right here? A bird dog. Could be an eagle, but great job. I mean, this guy's winning right now. Just on top of the world.
Pat McAfee
He's on top of the world. There's another man that won an award this past season. He actually has two trophies now because of a misspelling. The offensive player of the year from the NFL last year, Jackson Smith. And James. Turns out if he wanted to, he'd go run the NBA. He was working out with Chris Brickley over there in New York, which is a legendary gym, a legendary trainer, and Jackson Smith. And Jigba has game dudes getting buckets all over the place. And he's working so he can show up at your celebrity game and embarrass you. D butt your thoughts on kind of utilizing the same tactics you have used as a football player who surprises the shit out of basketball players at some of these games.
Bruce
No surprise here. He Is an absolute freak athlete. You can watch him on the football field and probably assume he'll be dominant on any sport that he played. But this is very, very smooth right here. Usually DBs, quarterbacks, those are probably the best Hoopers that I've seen year in and year out, football player wise. But as a wide receiver, yeah, I got the windmill off the bounce too. I love this. Love everything about this.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, true Hooper. You know, they talk about this especially at the wide out position. The Hoopers are able to cross people up. You know, it's used to be something where I think NFL teams hated whenever guys played basketball because obviously if you get injured, it's a big problem. But now it's like an expectation at some positions. If they play basketball, they're probably going to be able to get a little bit more open. Wide receiver, certainly one of those positions. Jackson Smith and Jig was the most explosive guy we saw.
Bruce
I want to reiterate though, Puka, he's an exception. JSN exception. In my experience, wide receivers typically stink on the basketball court. Very good at Ty Hilton, another good basketball player. Player. But outside of that, I mean, Kevin
Ty Schmidt
Punches, who just joined you,
Connor
who just
Bruce
joined it, Trust me, I've seen these guys. I've done the research. All right, so yeah, devonte Parker, he's another one. Punches another one. These are some, but there are many, many more who stink.
Connor
The majority.
Bruce
The majority. Boom, there we go.
Pat McAfee
What are they not. They don't have anything.
Bruce
I don't know what it is like. They are obviously freak athletes. Devonte Adams is another one. Some of these wide receivers are coming to mind. They stand out. But for the most part. And I don't want to call names.
Connor
Go ahead.
Bruce
Quan Bowden will be another guy. Greater than basketball.
Ty Schmidt
It's just like one example
Pat McAfee
because it sounds like we're rattling off a bunch of really good. Let us. Hey, what's your problem? Pittsburgh guy, by the way?
Bruce
Brandon Marshall, but I don't think he
Pat McAfee
proclaims to be a Hooper. But you just rattled off a lot of wide receivers who are good Hoopers. Like a lot. Yeah, I mean, I would assume Justin Jefferson, pretty good Hooper. Maybe Jamar Chase. We think he's a good Hooper.
Connor
We know T. Higgins.
Bruce
I wouldn't assume Chase.
Pat McAfee
We've seen DK Metcalf dunk. Does that mean he's a good Hooper?
Bruce
I wouldn't think DK's a good hooper.
Pat McAfee
Plays like Rodman a little bit.
Connor
I can see Michael Pittman Jr.
Tone
Yes.
Connor
Being terrible.
Pat McAfee
Oh, I could see Alec Pierce, I think is a Hooper. I think I know that Julian Edelman can get to the rack.
Ty Schmidt
Really?
Connor
A.J.
Bruce
brian. Yeah, I play with Adam. Adam can play.
Pat McAfee
See, that's surprising.
Bruce
Play?
Connor
Really? Okay, I thought you were just fibing.
Bruce
No, he play.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so maybe wide receivers aren't ass
Bruce
or you just a. I've done the research.
Pat McAfee
All right. I trust you. Hey, I will say done the research.
Bruce
Dbs, on the other hand, plays more
Connor
basketball than anyone I know, so I believe. Yeah, I believe him.
Pat McAfee
I'm just saying, as an adult, this guy's playing a lot of hoops.
Bruce
Randy Moss, another great.
Connor
Well, yeah, man.
Pat McAfee
I feel like all these guys aren't going to hear all these names that you're saying now. I think the original part of you saying wide receivers are ass at basketball,
Bruce
but I named a lot of good ones. So there we go.
Pat McAfee
Hey, listen, you might have to go play hoops against them. Now, I know that there has been potential games you've been offered up to play in against very good basketball players in the past. I know you wouldn't be scared and I appreciate it. Yeah. Absolutely not. Let's continue in the things that aren't ass world. Ladies and gentlemen, basketball is still going. The Knicks had their parade. It was spectacular. Spectacular. But don't forget about the W. That's right, baby. You know the Indiana Fever, the team that is the hottest in the WNBA right now. A team that has four people that are scoring over 20 points a game, maybe 30 points a game.
Connor
What?
Pat McAfee
The team that's carrying the ratings of the entire industry?
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
I don't know if everything I just said is the truth.
Tone
I think they lost last night.
Ty Schmidt
They did, but they had one. They had one eight in a row.
Pat McAfee
It ain't about that. It's about your rating record.
Bruce
Kayla just dropped some new fire shoes.
Pat McAfee
Not only fire shoes, great fits. And also, how about a behind the back dish to fsu? Michaela Timpson.
Tone
Wow.
Connor
Jason Williams.
Bruce
Whoop. Chocolate. That was clean.
Ty Schmidt
That's what I'm.
Pat McAfee
Now you see me, now you don't.
Connor
Magic Johnson.
Darius J. Butler
Wow.
Ty Schmidt
Woo.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. I'd say Caitlyn Clark's back on her. Yeah, Sophie Cunningham. She's. All I see is her doing these three point dances.
Ty Schmidt
Bug it.
Pat McAfee
She's all over the place. How far into the season are we right now, Gumpy? What should we be expecting for the rest of the WNBA season? What are some teams that are currently riding high right now over there in the W on the hardwood?
Gumpy
Gumps, that was a tough loss for the Fever Last night Atlanta came in here and got a big dub in our city. So that was a tough loss. But Minnesota's been really good and Dallas is actually very good. Those are the kind of the two top teams that are surprising people. Aces are always going to be good. We know that. But Dallas and Minnesota with their rookies are playing really good.
Bruce
Right.
Pat McAfee
Who's the rec specs?
Gumpy
Olivia Miles.
Bruce
Unbelievable.
Pat McAfee
What a sweet look fro with the re specs in the way she plays D. She is awesome.
Bruce
She's a killer. She is unbelievable. You look at her and it's kind of like a Kyrie Irving. It's like you talk about players who like, play at their own pace. The vision a lot of people felt like which I agree, she was the best player in the draft. Dallas didn't take it or took az instead because you have Paige Buckets who's also one of the best point guards in the league. But she has been unbelievable.
Pat McAfee
Sick looks. The highlights. Every time the highlights pop up, she just looks like so smooth. It's like, wait, does WNBA have their Kyrie battery radon? Is that. Is that kind of what we got going on? It feels like there's a wizard with the rock. Good luck to the WNBA and good luck to every other team other than the Fever.
Tone
They're nine and six, fighting for a playoff spot.
Pat McAfee
Who?
Tone
The Fever.
Ty Schmidt
What the man, I thought we were in first.
Pat McAfee
I thought we were undefeated. Other than last night.
Bruce
Links 12 and 3, there's no way they won 8.
Pat McAfee
I mean, I know, but they did not win 8.
Bruce
Liberty 11 4.
Ty Schmidt
Saw that somewhere.
Bruce
Dream 10 4.
Connor
What place are we in?
Pat McAfee
You're lying to me.
Gumpy
Fever.
Tone
Fever. Actually six and four in their last
Ty Schmidt
ten, so that's not bad.
Pat McAfee
That's not eight in a row.
Ty Schmidt
No, it's not. You guys need to stop doing that. Whoever put that out there, cuz I bought that. Some hook, line and sinker.
Pat McAfee
Kind of a part of our problem.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I'll say I said. Yep, that tracks.
Pat McAfee
Especially when we're.
Ty Schmidt
Exactly.
Pat McAfee
That's the only reason we put that on.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I thought weird H pistol. Apparently not more, you know, hit it. Yeah.
Bruce
And that was
Ty Schmidt
great timing.
Pat McAfee
Served up pretty fast. Do something sweet. Will raise our. We got World cup fever, man. Six, four.
Ty Schmidt
All I can think about.
Pat McAfee
We are so sorry. And I'm just seeing Sophie Cunningham just make another shot. She's made another shot.
Tone
They won that game.
Connor
And now I don't believe that either.
Gumpy
No, she was lights out on on
Connor
her last few games.
Gumpy
She's still Cooking. She played unreal last night again.
Connor
How many she have? How many points she have?
Gumpy
I do not know but she. She's twelve three at an all time.
Tone
She was two. Two of three from three twelve points.
Pat McAfee
They had a rough game last night there. Six and four the last from three. Sophie's lighting it up. The Indiana Fever going to win it all.
Bruce
Marksman.
Pat McAfee
How many games do we have? How many games do we have?
Connor
40 total. I think 42 in the regular season.
Pat McAfee
And then they're making it 50, right.
Ty Schmidt
Wait, you said what you say the record was?
Tone
9 and 6.
Ty Schmidt
Fighting for a playoffs. There's 40 games left. We're fine.
Bruce
We're over a quarter defense.
Tone
I thought they played 20 games in a season.
Ty Schmidt
Listen, you guys need to stop because you're telling me all this different stuff and you're loading me with, you know, for my fever and then I. I don't know which way's up. Listen, how many we got?
Pat McAfee
We going to make playoffs?
Ty Schmidt
We going to miss the playoffs offs.
Pat McAfee
Caitlyn was hurt for.
Ty Schmidt
We've won eight in a row. No, we haven't.
Pat McAfee
You said that. Yeah, you told us that.
Ty Schmidt
I know. I don't know who told me that. I'm gonna. I'm gonna remember that.
Pat McAfee
Hey, I don't know who it was.
Ty Schmidt
No.
Pat McAfee
But I'm gonna.
Ty Schmidt
I will find you.
Pat McAfee
Hey, remember, this is what we've been caught up on.
Ty Schmidt
Exactly.
Pat McAfee
This is what it's all about right here.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Hour 17, 27, 26, 25. You see that?
Tone
All I know is they're in seven.
Ty Schmidt
No, but I believe you.
Tone
Eight teams make playoffs. They're fighting for a playoff.
Bruce
Far 44 games. Yeah.
Pat McAfee
And it's going to 50, right?
Bruce
Going to 50 next season.
Pat McAfee
Next season. I think that's a big deal.
Connor
New team every year.
Pat McAfee
Expansion teams going to 50. And I'll tell you about left. What's the guard name from Minnesota?
Bruce
Olivia.
Gumpy
Olivia Miles.
Pat McAfee
If she's gonna continue to just and one cook people. I mean what she is doing, that'll be fun.
Connor
Yeah, she's.
Darius J. Butler
She's good.
Gumpy
Fun has been heating up too. She's been shooting the lights out as well. Well, so good for her.
Pat McAfee
All right, that's awesome. Let's go around the room here and find some things that were our fave from the weekend. We're not going to do the oh no train until after. I believe there is a chance that we are going to be joined by somebody. Mitt is sitting in Bruce's seat.
Ty Schmidt
Oh boy.
Pat McAfee
The whole time. Ladies and gentlemen, Joining us now, Seamless is a man who is going to kind of summarize everything that happened this week from the NFL.
Darius J. Butler
Phil.
Pat McAfee
We used to do this segment back in the day and then this guy made us look like idiots. And then now we're all the way back. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the weekly wrap up with Rap Sheet and Friends. Us being the friends, he being Rap Sheet. Ladies and gentlemen, Ian Rapaport.
Ian Rapoport
We're back.
Pat McAfee
How'd MIT do there? That was one of Mitt's first times ever having to interact with other humans outside of the Thunderdome. But also having to put you through here to have the conversation with us as he'll be sitting in that position as Bruce gets ready to take the next stage of his life.
Ian Rapoport
So you might not know this. Mitt and I are buddies. We go way back. We have hung plenty of times. We've had beverages together.
Pat McAfee
One surprise me.
Ian Rapoport
So that's offensive.
Pat McAfee
I don't remember.
Ian Rapoport
I thought he did great. I actually had forgotten who Bruce was before you had just mentioned him.
Pat McAfee
So we're good. Holy shit, Bruce.
Connor
Mini pip.
Pat McAfee
That's tough.
Ian Rapoport
Listen, I mean, what are you going to do? You know, the best ability is availability. He's not here. Mitt steps in and I thought it was great.
Pat McAfee
So Bruce actually is here. So it's kind of like a cuck situation where you're complimenting him right in front of him. But he will not be here next week.
Ian Rapoport
I don't know what you mean.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, there's a chair.
Connor
Okay.
Tone
The chair in the hotel room. It's in the corner. It's for watching.
Pat McAfee
I'll tell you what, your reaction that you had there. I didn't have any questions but now I kind of to do. Don't, don't we.
Bruce
Yeah.
Connor
Adds a layer to the inside.
Pat McAfee
Let's move along. This guy was cooking meat today.
Ty Schmidt
That's right.
Pat McAfee
This guy was cooking some meat today. I like that a lot. We appreciate you sending those photos over. So we can see you kind of operating in a fashion of, you know, masculinity because that is something that you kind of do. You know, you smoked a cigarette and smoked your meat outside and. Nice, the bigger the meat the better, right Ty?
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, it looks like though, I mean, did you, I mean you burn it? Did you. Does that thing burn slow roast or what are we doing here?
Ian Rapoport
So that's two 7lb pork shoulders basically. So it's like a. Oh, there we go. You know, it's like a 10 hour process. So this is just the start of it. So I put some, some rub on it, little mustard to bind it. I'm going to wrap it at probably 160 and then probably tomorrow at some point, just pull the whole thing apart and make little sandwiches. Be nice.
Pat McAfee
They're saying that it's actually a bunch of this poop. That's what they're saying. How did you do that? They're saying, they're saying because of you doing it, it's a bunch of pool. Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull, pull.
Ian Rapoport
Wait, on what platform are you doing this?
Pat McAfee
What's that, buddy?
Ian Rapoport
I would like to be able to do this.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, I'm sure you would, pal. But the thing is right there, we know you have no idea what you're doing. That's no way. That's nowhere near the center of the meat. That's obviously off centered. So if you're cutting it or checking it for its temperature. We appreciate you though, getting in there, get your hands on that meat, sucking the meat down and making something that isn't poopy meat. Because poopy meat's the worst type of meat. Now let's not talk about your meat on your grill or your meat in your house. Let's start talking a little bit about the NFL in the meat of the off season here. Tell me a little bit about what we should think about this week in the NFL. What was the big story in your eyes and maybe what's something we should look forward to.
Ian Rapoport
So, you know, usually this is the time where players go away, they get on vacation, minicamps ended. And so, you know, I'd say mostly you have, have any contract negotiations, have sort of hit a pause, unless you get to the point where you're like, let's just keep talking because we're going to get this done. So you'll probably see, you know, a couple contract negotiations, some high profile guys like, you know, Bijan and Jameer Gibbs and kind of those type of guys. Baker, you know, if they're going to get done around the start of camp, I think a lot of times is a pretty good landing spot for that. Otherwise, you know, the guys are going to go away and you hope to not have any NFL news. The reason why this is maybe a little different is because of the Brendan Sorsby situation. I know Thamil's covered this a lot, but like, you have a legitimate high profile NFL issue in the middle of June in a place where there never is anything like this.
Pat McAfee
Your thoughts on Roger Goodell being the one having to decide Whether or not there's a supplemental draft. And how quickly will that come after the application window closes on Monday for the supplemental draft?
Ian Rapoport
Yeah, I would expect news probably pretty quickly. So, you know, you hope early next week, Tuesday, maybe something like that, just to have some finality and say, like, is there going to be a supplemental draft or not? If there is, you know, then Shoresby is going to be the most high profile supplemental draft prospect since, God, I don't even know. Three decades, something like that. I mean, Josh Gordon was probably the most notable, but this is even more high profile than that. And so, I mean, it's Goodell deciding, it's the NFL's management council deciding. And there's, you know, there's a lot that goes into it because he's incredibly talented. I talked to seven general managers to gain an understanding of where the talent is. They believe universally first round talent, talent may not get a first round pick, but first round talent. And you're probably looking at second or maybe even third round supplemental pick if he is eligible to even be in it. Like if they're even going to have one. And we'll find that out next week.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so you said early next week for the supplemental draft decision out of commissioner Goodell. We hope that is the case and congrats to Sorsby getting this opportunity and we think from everybody around him that has talked to him, he's going to make the most of this entire season situation and hopefully become a face of something of the next era of his life. Go ahead, Tone.
Tone
Ian, if there isn't like, if Roger says, hey, we're not doing a supplemental draft, then what happens to him? He doesn't go into the next draft. Right. Does he become a free agent or how's that work?
Darius J. Butler
He.
Ian Rapoport
No, I don't believe he would become a free agent. I think he would sort of be in, in limbo.
Tone
Okay.
Ian Rapoport
You know, of, of a place where like not going to be in the nf, you know, if, if you're, if you're not drafted into. Oh, that's cool.
Darius J. Butler
Cool.
Ian Rapoport
Hey, I like that. Let's go. Was that mid also?
Pat McAfee
No, that was back row there. That was. Bill and Zito are currently in for Nick, you know, so we got a lot of people kind of working together, plus Foxy, obviously in the foxy position. So the behind the glass certainly looks a lot different than it does regularly. But we got depth in the roster. We got boys ready to step up culture. Well, as what you're seeing here is a depiction of the culture we have in a Thunderdome. It's certainly going to be tested over the next couple months. I have strong faith in the resilience of the lads. Although it won't go smoothly at the beginning, it will get sorted. I do believe. Classic us on that note, Sbe is going to get a first round bid from somebody, is what it sounds like. Because you're saying. Everybody's saying maybe not a first round. So if somebody actually wants them, they're going to put a first rounder in because they think nobody else will.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
And over the past. Go ahead.
Ian Rapoport
No, I was saying, you guys know how this works, right? It's actually like a. There's almost nothing else like it. Basically, you put in like a blind bid and you'll say, like, I think he's worth a two, and if someone thinks he's worth a one, that person gets him. But, like, you don't really know who actually is going to do anything. You sort of just say, like, here's what I think he is worth. Like, there's just almost nothing else like it. In sports. It's really fascinating.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. And there's second rounders being used, first rounders being used on guys. Now, obviously, Chris Carter, I think, was a fourth rounder, which was kind of a fascinating thing to us to look back on now. But first rounders and second rounders being used in a supplemental draft. Very real, you know, because if Roger Goodell opens up another draft in the middle of the off season for everybody, it means the player is a fucking good player. So that's the only reason why this happened. This is not happening for an ass player. Okay? This is only being opened up. Everybody's coming out of their vacations for somebody that's worth a damn. So probably going to be a high
Bruce
draft pick, first round biz.
Pat McAfee
I think somebody inevitably will if. If Goodello. Just the way they're talking about this is not me acting like I know, just what. We heard Shefty talk about it. We heard him talk about it. We heard Thamil talk about it. We've heard everybody talk about it where everybody's like, you know, he's got first round grade, but nobody's really thinking about it. It's like, well, that means one person, at least one person will definitely think about it, I think, because if it was starting at, like, second, third, maybe it was Beyonce different, but it does sound like it's starting with one. Two is where everybody's talking.
Connor
Top 10 pick, they were saying, I
Tone
think so, like, if you're the let's say you're the jets and the Browns and you're looking at your season honestly and you're like well we probably have a top 10 pick next year. We're probably not going to use the first round but if you're a team that you think is going to be picking in the 20s to late 20s, then maybe you use your first round pick because you're not going to be able to get guys like Arch and Dante MOORE and those C.J.
Bruce
this is the argument what team, what team team could you put in that category?
Pat McAfee
That's why he's saying Tampa is a potential spot is what he just said because of this Baker Mayfield stuff that's happening. Detroit Lions, Pittsburgh Steelers are certainly a team that could potentially look at even though they spent dollar you know, so I don't know. And Will Howard's there and everybody's saying Will Howard's good But you look at those types of teams that are maybe
Tone
looking for the future Cowboys. Like how old is Dak?
Connor
Like 32. Seattle. Sam Darnold, he's in the second year of a three year.
Ian Rapoport
Seattle's another interesting one.
Pat McAfee
Yeah.
Ian Rapoport
And everybody, I mean it seems crazy but, but like it's quarterback so like if he's, if he's good you just figure it out. Just figure it out.
Pat McAfee
And also you're going to have to play your backup.
Tone
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
You're going to in the NFL especially with us going to an 18 game season here soon. Backup quarterbacks are playing a lot of football and I'm not saying like you need to have a top 10 pick as your backup quarterback but that wouldn't be a bad thing to potentially have some of these places especially as the future goes. I'd be surprised if he's one first round.
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
What do you think Second.
Bruce
I think second which is still a lot. If I could, if it was a line and I could bet I would bet second.
Connor
Like that's like for those low teams.
Tone
Can you.
Bruce
I mean I'm sure you can somewhere
Pat McAfee
but that's a predictive market on it. I assume there's a predictive available draftkings available in all 50 states and this
Bruce
is with no, you know no info. I know like you said rap sheet Schefter like they're calling around, they're talking to GMs but you know I just know these teams are set and they have and how much they value these first rounds picks and you know we, we shall see. Speaking of first round picks, the Colts we traded a couple first Round picks to bring in Sauce Garden. You talk about going way back when you admit me and you go way back. 2009, inside that Patriots locker room. You haven't aged today. Sauce is aging backwards. How did he turn 24? What intel on that? Man?
Ian Rapoport
I am trying to figure this out. It is. It's crazy. It kind of reminds me of when we know that. That everyone. And we know that a player, his name is pronounced this. And then they go through the whole career and they're like, yeah, actually, everyone's pronouncing my name wrong. Like, Travis Etienne is the latest example. And you're like, how could nobody tell us? Like, Sauce is very communicative. He's a great dude. He's a good golfer. He's a great football player. How does he not tell us that? He's young. It creates. He has more value now to the Colts than I previously thought because they get more years out of him.
Pat McAfee
Yeah.
Michael Grella
Very strange.
Pat McAfee
We would like everybody to do this on the Colts. We'd like them just to add another year, but we would like to get to the bottom of when this started, how this started, and why. Now is the time to let everybody know. But we would certainly like to let Sauce know we appreciate him and Happy birthday.
Ty Schmidt
Right?
Mark Schlabach
Yeah, yeah.
Pat McAfee
Like when he.
Ian Rapoport
When he. When the team wished him like a happy 25th birthday, wasn't he like, hold on, you're close, but not right.
Pat McAfee
Like, no, they didn't do capital letters probably on the. On the post. So he probably didn't even read it because he probably thought to him himself, like, I won't see that.
Tone
I don't think he's had a birthday on the Colts yet. So the jets just probably it up.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, but I think Cincinnati.
Tone
Well, they. They couldn't. Cuz he was 15. He was illegally.
Connor
Cincinnati had no idea when his birthday was.
Tone
They were covered.
Ian Rapoport
Oh, my God.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. I do wonder how this. How deep it goes.
Ian Rapoport
I got a lot of questions.
Pat McAfee
Legit. We actually do have, like some questions in and all because if this was something that happened as this little child, it's like Sauce has been playing above his age his entire life, which is why he's the perfect guy to be the lockdown corner for the Indianapolis.
Connor
Yes.
Pat McAfee
Come on, Sauce. We're excited about that. We have one minute left here before the hard out on espn. We'll continue digitally, but big storyline this week is a man who showed up at OTAs. Go ahead, Tone.
Tone
Yeah, I wanted to ask because I couldn't remember. So George Pickens has done Everything right. He signed the franchise tender.
Ian Rapoport
He's.
Tone
He's reported. He said he's going to play. No, hold on. Anything like.
Ian Rapoport
Like that.
Tone
But I remember. Did the Cowboys say they were never going to give him a long term contract or just this season? Is there a chance that if he plays well again this season that he will be with the Cowboys again, not just on a second franchise? Tech.
Ian Rapoport
I'll go fast because I know we got the heart out. I do not expect a long term deal this year. If he plays well and does everything he did last year, I think next off season he'll be able to cash in and be one of the highest paid receivers in the NFL. I don't believe they're going to trade him. I think they just wanted to see more in one more year.
Pat McAfee
That's awesome. We are happy that GP found his home and how excited he is. We'll watch America beat Australia. We hope you'll join us over on DraftKings. If you're 20 plus and responsible, we'll see you on Monday. Have an incredible weekend. Mr. US Open. But USA. We focused right now. We had enough of it, did we not?
Ty Schmidt
We hit enough. Hammered it.
Tone
Father's Day.
Bruce
Happy Father's Day.
Ian Rapoport
Thanks.
Ty Schmidt
Or wait.
Tone
Welcome.
Pat McAfee
Happy Father's Day to you.
Bruce
Father's Day.
Pat McAfee
It's about time for the kit.
Ty Schmidt
Oh, yeah.
Connor
Oh, yeah.
Ian Rapoport
Hey, listen. The. The camp bags. So you got to pack the camp bags and send them early. They went off today. The kid, not the kids. Just the bags.
Pat McAfee
Oh, kids are still here. Oh, so not kids in bags. I. I didn't know.
Tone
Do they take weapons?
Pat McAfee
What's in the bag?
Bruce
They make them when they get there.
Ty Schmidt
Golf clubs, doobies and booze.
Connor
Yeah. Of a lot of lotion.
Pat McAfee
How old are they?
Ian Rapoport
How old are they?
Pat McAfee
How old's the oldest?
Ian Rapoport
Max turns 13 in July.
Pat McAfee
Oh, geez. 13.
Connor
Kids jerking like there's no tomorrow.
Pat McAfee
All right. We don't know. We don't know what these 13 year olds are doing at these camps. I certainly didn't get a chance to go. But that does feel like a year where there's going to be a lot of experimenting going on. He's going to be out in the woods here.
Ian Rapoport
It's woods.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
In cabins.
Ian Rapoport
Like five or six kids to a cabin.
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
And they're there for how long?
Ian Rapoport
Seven weeks. We see them on visiting day sapping trees.
Pat McAfee
Seven weeks, two months. Diana woods kid. Good luck out there. See you. And they learn about life out there. Right. We're cutting down trees, fishing. We're learning about people we don't know. Probably first. Is there is this girl as well. Girl and boy.
Ian Rapoport
No, no, no, no, no. All boys.
Ty Schmidt
No, there's definitely like an all girls camp. That's very close. They're sneaking over on boats.
Connor
Yeah, exactly.
Ty Schmidt
We both think.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so first girlfriend.
Connor
Oh, yeah.
Pat McAfee
First girlfriend happening at this thing for sure.
Tone
Wow.
Ian Rapoport
He has not told me. I don't think so. But he wouldn't keep secrets from me, so.
Pat McAfee
No, you're his dad. He would definitely not keep a secret from you.
Tone
Tony. Perk right there.
Ian Rapoport
If he was going to tell anyone, it would be me.
Pat McAfee
He's in a. It's not a fat camp, I don't think.
Darius J. Butler
Right.
Pat McAfee
It's not.
Ty Schmidt
These kids are skinny.
Pat McAfee
Super skinny.
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Good hair.
Ty Schmidt
Good hair.
Ian Rapoport
Great.
Tone
Tony Parker's heavyweights. The runner of the fact.
Ty Schmidt
The Blob. The Go Karts.
Connor
Come on.
Bruce
Not aware. So.
Ty Schmidt
Oh. Camp MVP Goldberg.
Bruce
Holy Tony Robbins. For a second.
Connor
All right. Speaking basically.
Pat McAfee
I mean, kinda.
Tone
But I'll send you one in the same Tony Robbins.
Pat McAfee
He's the one, right?
Connor
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Every once in a while I'll catch a clip of his in my algo. He's a giant.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
And his hats on his head or what it is. And the way speaks, the things he says. I read the captions, you know, because it's just. I don't ever have sound on. It's like, wow. This guy's always got master motivation. Yeah.
Bruce
You need. You need to hear sports.
Connor
He's got Netflix. Like Doc.
Pat McAfee
That guy's got it figured out.
Tone
I saw one of his motivates. It was in Better call Salt. Nope.
Ty Schmidt
Shallow. Shallow how?
Darius J. Butler
Thank you.
Pat McAfee
Shallow how? I like that. Movie's where old buddy Jackpot. Yeah. He has like whiskey glasses on.
Darius J. Butler
Right?
Bruce
Great movie.
Pat McAfee
And it is movie. You love shallow.
Bruce
I know that.
Darius J. Butler
Great movie. Okay.
Pat McAfee
I like Great. I think it is a good movie. Tells a good story, doesn't it?
Bruce
Great story.
Pat McAfee
It does tell a good story about, you know, what's going on inside and what. What's real, what isn't.
Bruce
Isn't it what matters.
Pat McAfee
It is. What about what matters?
Tone
Ian's never seen it.
Pat McAfee
Anything else matter in the NFL right now, Ian?
Bruce
No.
Ian Rapoport
I mean, maybe one or two things trickle in before we get.
Bruce
What?
Connor
Yeah. Rap sheet. Stefan Diggs. Now that. That case is kind of out. It was one of those things where no one knew what was going to happen. Now he's been proven innocent. What's the situation? When is he signing? Who is he signing with?
Pat McAfee
Who's interested Yeah, I mean, this is.
Ian Rapoport
There's a couple of these, like, high profile veterans that you're really watching. Cam Jordan signing with the Saints, which was just like. I know that was a couple days ago, but, like, such a cool thing for New Orleans. He had kind of the amazing, like, appreciation day, you know that these are the kind of veterans. Veterans are watching now. Diggs is another one. The fact that, you know, usually you'll say, like, oh, like the legal situation is handled like, he was innocent. So this is like, NFL's not gonna. He's not gonna be punished for anything. Like, innocent. Fully eligible to sign with someone has been talking to teams. My guess is that it'll probably be something right before training camp or maybe like a little into training camp. Because really, what you do, if you're a. If you're like a big name veteran who doesn't need the money and doesn't really need training camp, camp is you kind of just wait because you have your value, right? Like, whatever teams believe you are, you are.
Pat McAfee
You said value like the medicine.
Connor
Sure. Calm down.
Pat McAfee
Jesus. Everybody has volume. I didn't.
Tone
If anybody's got.
Ian Rapoport
That would be a lot. And you. Basically, you could also wait till an injury and maybe some, like, a contender says, you know, we'll pay. I have no idea. $15 million for you in a point where we didn't have you that badge because we have to get you. So if you're a veteran like that, he might just want to wait.
Pat McAfee
All right. We appreciate the hell out of you, Rap. Have an incredible weekend. Are you. Are you riding with us on DraftKings for the America Game 2 guarantee? Are you riding with us on draftkings?
Ian Rapoport
I have not gambled in 15 years because I've never been allowed to. Now I am.
Pat McAfee
Listen, we don't want you to jinx anything we got going on anyways. Even though this one.
Ian Rapoport
Don't you think I'd be good? You, you.
Pat McAfee
And for this one, it doesn't matter really, to be honest. You get your wager back in bonus bets if America draws or loses. Well, you win if you.
Ian Rapoport
Whether I do or don't, I am rooting for the people. Let's go.
Connor
Thank you.
Pat McAfee
For America, you know, because some journalists, I think, are finding it difficult to root for America 17 because they don't want to, you know, disrespect soccer. It's like, come on, we're good. Come on, come on.
Gumpy
We're good.
Pat McAfee
We are. We are good. Yes, we are good. We are. We're great, actually. We're great. All right.
Bruce
Rap doing the whole damn thing.
Pat McAfee
We hope you have a great weekend. Who's winning the US Open?
Ian Rapoport
Who is winning the US Open? Rory.
Tone
That's not bad.
Bruce
Okay, good, good.
Ty Schmidt
Like, going out on a limb there, huh?
Ian Rapoport
I mean, the problem is, it's like. I mean, and you know, I. This is the best, but, like, the course is going to beat them up so bad bad that whoever is in the lead now, like, we're not gonna see this guy by, like, Saturday afternoon.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, because he's gonna get Shinnecocked.
Ian Rapoport
The place is awesome. You ever played?
Pat McAfee
You good meat over there, Shinnecock?
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Got me over there, don't they?
Connor
Good seafood.
Ian Rapoport
Big golf course.
Pat McAfee
I've never been to the Hamptons before, although I do hear it is a spectacular place. I appreciate the fact that New York is on top of the world with the parade and then Shinnecock and obviously Rapaport nearby. Maybe you stop by the New York New Jersey stadium and see one of these World cup games. You're the best. We appreciate you. Ladies and gentlemen, that's rap. Shedi and rap. All right, let's take a break. On the other side, we got the oh, no train. And favorite things from the week as we catapult into Team usa, taking on the Socceroos that'll be taking place. Oh, this one's tough. 56, I think. 56.
Gumpy
34.
Pat McAfee
33. 33, too.
Michael Grella
Yep.
Pat McAfee
See, boys, it's there.
Bruce
It's impressive.
Connor
No doubt.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, it's there, all right. I mean, it just looks like a whole bunch of mumbo jumbo to me.
Pat McAfee
It's not mumbo jumbo. It's a countdown to a great time for all of us. Okay.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I mean, I'm ready to go. I just. That might as well mean nothing.
Pat McAfee
What do you mean it might as well mean nothing? It means a lot. It means the whole world right there.
Ty Schmidt
If you say so.
Pat McAfee
I say so. I get you. It just looks like a. Just blob of up there.
Ty Schmidt
Well, I mean, I see like the little red, white, and blue, but then.
Darius J. Butler
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
No, I mean, it looks like Cody Rhodes tattoo. That's exactly what it does. Kind of look. Odie owes his tattoo.
Pat McAfee
Oh,
Connor
sucks.
Pat McAfee
Does kind of look like.
Connor
Yeah, that's probably the size he wanted it as well.
Pat McAfee
That's the thing about Cody. You think it's going to be like this, and then he's, you know. You think he's. You know what? That's six inches, they say, right?
Ty Schmidt
That's right.
Pat McAfee
That right there. Six in boys.
Tone
Okay.
Pat McAfee
You look at that. Okay. You think Cody's showing up like this? This okay. Instead what you realize quickly. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. That's what the sound is for.
Ty Schmidt
Y yeah.
Pat McAfee
Kelly Rhodes is a lot bigger than
Connor
you think he is.
Ty Schmidt
That's right.
Pat McAfee
And I'll tell you what that might be the one we found out, didn't we?
Connor
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
I was pretty wrong about that, I think.
Connor
How's that going?
Ty Schmidt
Is he still the one?
Connor
No. Nobody knows.
Pat McAfee
Let's get to a break.
Ty Schmidt
Isn't your.
Tone
Isn't this their offseason?
Bruce
They don't start lock back in.
Tone
They haven't had any shows since Mania.
Connor
You're not following business.
Bruce
Why the going on? Well they haven't had any shows saw Roman do something.
Ty Schmidt
I believe this beat the out of Aragon. Somebody did.
Bruce
Oh, Fatu.
Pat McAfee
Jacob Fatu.
Bruce
Dude. So Fatu's back with the bloodline.
Pat McAfee
Holy. Breaking news. Live from Seattle. The soccer fans have made their way in Gorilla as a clown. Yes, we like that. Okay, let's get to a break. On the other side we got the oh no. Train Grella has Let's beat the out of this infiltrated Australia.
Ty Schmidt
That's right.
Pat McAfee
And we like that. He's not a clown.
Tone
I didn't know they were so soft.
Pat McAfee
He's a soccer expert.
Ty Schmidt
That's right.
Pat McAfee
And he said this was a layup. Will he be right or will he be wrong? We win by 10.
Tone
Yeah.
Bruce
Hell yeah.
Pat McAfee
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Ty Schmidt
Yeah. See see, you've been f the whole time.
Pat McAfee
No, it's tough cuz it's a surfboard.
Connor
You've been looking at this clock and you know exactly how much math Matt there is.
Pat McAfee
No, that's not true. Oh, that's not true at all, fellas.
Bruce
Good call, con man.
Pat McAfee
I could see it. Okay. Just the surfboard is kind of giving it a little bit of a tough background. And yes, maybe it wasn't large enough for you all to be able to see, but these Lasik eyes can obviously see it and my soul can feel it. Because I've been counting down to this kickoff since the time the last game ended against Patagway. I cannot wait to see what our team is USA looks like. Was last game a splash in a pan? No, I sure hope not. Was it just a little sizzle that could potentially never lead to an actual stake that we were all hoping for? Or is that actually what our team is going to be if that's what our team's going to be going forward forever if that's going to what it's going to be? Soccer is going to be a gigantic thing in the United States of America because it's a fun style of soccer. It's a dominating style of soccer. They're not flopping around there. Isn't that seeming like weakness? It's attack, attack, attack. Let's score some goals. Let's beat the hell out of people. If that becomes the United States of America style of soccer, we're talking about a whole new future here. That's what I think rides on today in exactly 46 minutes and 50, 40, 39 seconds.
Ty Schmidt
With that background you got no chance.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. So that background is tough, but I think I did nail it. But I think it's a huge day today for soccer. I think it's a big day for USA. The talks tables here at Boston, Connor at Ty Schmidt, 1/2 of the Hammer Cowboys AP Town is here. Nine year NFL vet Darius J. Butler.
Bruce
Yes sir.
Pat McAfee
Happy Father's Day lads. Happy Father's Day. But also happy end of an incredible sports week. And I think my favorite thing from this past week was the fact that we did so many kick abouts okay over here but program's favorite things of the week. Let me start. I like the fact that the boys have all to a man got into footy. The things that have been happening after the show out here in the Thunderdome on the basketball court has been nothing short of unifying, just like what sports have done has been nothing short of uplifting. Has been nothing short of a joyful time and people coming together, rallying around footy. And we've been doing some kick abouts and we added a new game, which is. Which was. Hey, you got to put it into the garbage can at the end. Okay. We had to get at least 10 passes. Then we had to get it between 10 passes and 16 passes into the garbage can. And I'll tell you what, the boys started competing. The boys started working and. Yeah, yeah. So this is. I didn't know this one. We're gonna. Obviously.
Connor
Boom.
Pat McAfee
Easiest way to do a layup there.
Bruce
Hell, yeah.
Pat McAfee
Okay. That would be a layup. But I like that we've been doing kick abouts. I like what soccer has done to us. That's my favorite thing the program has done this particular week. Even debuts.
Bruce
Hell, yeah.
Pat McAfee
Bruce and Bone have set their swords aside a little bit. Mitt has been able to showcase because obviously his family is filled with some soccer talent. His little sister plays for the Louisville Professional.
Ty Schmidt
It's a hell of a touch.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. Tone is obviously very special, but soccer's been great for us. It's been my favorite thing this week. Okay. That's my favorite thing. Let's go around the room. Let's go to one half of the Hammer. Die Cowboys. AP Town. Your favorite thing from this week that has happened.
Tone
My favorite thing from this week that happened. You guys ever seen some F18s and some F16s? For me, 12 jet super delta formation. Okay. Have you?
Connor
No.
Tone
Me either. Until Sunday night when I saw it fly over the White House at UFC250 between the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds, that was my favorite thing that I saw this week. As everyone knows, I love a good flyover. Gives me a freedom boner every single day.
Bruce
Time.
Tone
So seeing that happen on Sunday night, that was my favorite thing of the week.
Pat McAfee
I don't know how you can. And then Dana. It was Dana's, too.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
I mean, it was Dana, too. Dana would go on to tell us that they were two minutes away from a decision having to be made for those planes that were having to turn around because obviously there wasn't enough light and where they were going to have to fly over the White House. There was some sort of clearance that was not going to be able to happen if they waited two more minutes. Storm opened up around the White House is how Dana tells the story. And the night goes off without a hitch. Perfect evening for freedom. 250. A bunch of knockouts. And in the end, the American underdog made the Foreign fighter quit for a championship. And I think Freedom250 was certainly a success. I think there was a lot of greatness. The G7, which is the global. Seven countries, whatever, coming together to meet. Obviously, very important time in our world's kind of history that's taking place right now. They were talking about the fighting, common ground, beautiful thing.
Mark Schlabach
Thing.
Pat McAfee
There's a lot of hate going into it.
Ty Schmidt
Oh, yeah.
Pat McAfee
I think coming out of everybody's AI is actually pretty sweet. And the knockouts, filthy. That's what we're here for. Flyover.
Ty Schmidt
Awesome.
Pat McAfee
The Marine band. The President's own band. The singer. The singer is a Yinzer.
Tone
Yep.
Pat McAfee
Mountaineer.
Tone
Yes.
Pat McAfee
Staff Sergeant Hannah Davis.
Tone
There you go.
Pat McAfee
She was the singer. She's from Pittsburgh, went to West Virginia. Now she's Staff Sergeant Sergeant Hannah Davis. She was the one singing the songs. She did an incredible job. It was beautiful. I like. That was your favorite thing. I think it was a lot of people's favorite thing. Ty, what was your favorite thing from the week?
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, we've been talking a lot about the people from other countries coming to the United States for the World cup and just like, you know, going to Walmart and walking through the grocery portion of the store and just being flabbergasted saying, you can't find any of this kind of stuff in the. In our country, whether that's, you know, Scotland, England, etc. Etc. Etc. But then, you know, I mean, we obviously, when you're from a different country and you come over here, like, you'll go to New York, you'll go to la, you'll go to Vegas, you've taught, like, the big tourist ones. There's one guy in particular. Let me make sure. Okay, I. I can't see that. Tomo LUFC 1992 underscore V2. This British lad, him and his wife took a camper. I don't know where they came. You know, they're going to Chicago, I believe, or they were coming from Chicago. He drove through Iowa and boy, he, he, he, he found out what Casey's Breakfast pizza is all about. Casey's.
Ian Rapoport
I've.
Ty Schmidt
I've long been a staunch supporter of Casey's. A lot of people who aren't from Iowa just think, well, gas station pizza, it's a general store first and foremost. It's more than just a typical gas station. But you can see this guy says it right here. Oh, my days. I mean, he can't believe it. Photo doesn't do it justice, obviously. Kind of looks like shite. It's not.
Pat McAfee
It's gas station pizza. It's going to look like that.
Connor
Right?
Ty Schmidt
General store pizza. It's not gas station.
Pat McAfee
Sorry, sorry. General store. That also sells gas.
Ty Schmidt
Yes, obviously. You leave that to, like, quick trip. That's a gas station. Who do pizza. You know, I saw a lot of people trying to compare the two. There is no comparison. Casey's is dugout, but he says it right there. Egg on pizza shouldn't work, but somehow it's incredible. He didn't even get to have a slice of. Of pepperoni, you know, come lunchtime. Maybe he did, because this is so good. But it's not just that. Then I saw him and his wife went to the field of dreams after that, which is in, like, Dyersville. It's just like, if you were from a different country, you'd never go to Iowa. Unless you had family there, you would never go. And he was just like, we didn't plan on coming through here, but we did. And, like, we'll remember this forever. Like, that's awesome.
Pat McAfee
And Scotland, obviously, with Boston, there's actually now an agreement being made, an arrangement being made. It has been a spectacular thing watching them learn about our country. And I think a lot of people are relearning about the awesome things of our country that maybe we didn't know other people didn't have. I mean, there's videos of people walking into Walmart. They have everything here. Holy. We could choose whatever drink we want. It's here, it's available. And then obviously the serving sizes and the extras.
Darius J. Butler
This.
Pat McAfee
It's like, I think a lot of Americans just assume the rest of the world is like that. And then the rest of the world comes to a lot of Americans like, hey, this car. Yeah, I got air blowing on my ass.
Ty Schmidt
I love the roads here.
Pat McAfee
I'm in a Jeep Grand Wagoneer.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Look at this thing.
Tone
Driving pickup trucks for the first time.
Pat McAfee
And it's like, for us, this is obviously just like normal, but I think there is a natural hesitance or a natural tendency to kind of get desensitized to things, especially if we see it so much. So it's been nice kind of looking at our country through their eyes, you know, And I think it's been good. I think this World cup has been spectacular for us. Now, con man, your favorite thing this week.
Connor
Yeah. You mentioned Scotland right there. And you know, of course, we are now Twin Cities. We are one in the same Scott country, though. Yeah. But they are kind of just considering all of their cities to be Boston's twin city. It feels as though it is more of a country of Scotland with the country of Massachusetts, Boston, Moore in particular. I believe they also just created a hey, guess what? Open container law, we're doing it. You don't have one anymore. You can just walk around with a beer. Honestly, one of my favorite parts about Indiana is that there's no open container law. They're bringing that back.
Pat McAfee
The Scots going down to city council and going, come on, we're trying. Yeah, we're trying our best. Trying to have a walkabout and them just going, all right, fine. I guess if you're going to have a good time, we like, we would like to promote a good time. It feels like the Scots have certainly done that to Boston, but a lot
Connor
of places, without a doubt, they've actually sold out damn near every single bar. They've drank them dry. I heard from multiple people that basically bars around Faneuil hall, bars around Fenway park, they just couldn't serve anymore because the Scots, lo and behold, the Scotland had a little bit of a break. They said, you know what? We experienced Boston. Let's go check out some other cities.
Ty Schmidt
Cities.
Connor
This is from an interview that they did while they were in New York.
Pat McAfee
Few hours in New York City. How's it been? What have you noticed? First, it's not as good as Boston. They love you guys there. I think they're very sad that you're leaving. Yeah, they don't want us to leave. It's very busy in New York. Very, very busy. Other people are good, Very good, very friendly, very welcoming. You got to catch the next parade tomorrow. We gotta get back to Boston. Sorry, buddy. It is like they're in love. It is a little bit of an infatuation because, you know, the games are in different cities. So obviously Scotland fell in love with Boston. But I was intrigued to see whenever Scotland has to go somewhere else, what they're going to do. Turns out they're going to go to other places and judge it against Boston the way they had the time of their life.
Connor
Yeah. And I feel like that is the sentiment of most people after they go to Boston. Like, damn, this is the best city in the world. Just because of the size of it, the amount of things you can do. The water's right there. All the history of it. Exactly. Massachusetts invented America, all those things. But yeah, it is just truly been one of the most perfect country to city matchups. And it does kind of remind you, like, oh, yeah, Boston is the greatest fucking city in the world.
Pat McAfee
I Like that, you massholes. Not just America is awesome. From everybody. Remember Boston. Actually the best part of the entire thing. Good for you guys. Seemingly always getting a chance to have another parade. This one with a tartan army and bagpipes and the Norwegians now. Yeah. And they're coming into town. They're gonna love it, the English. Nigel's coming up there.
Connor
They better watch their mouth. Tell you that much, because wash their
Ty Schmidt
mouth, or watch their mouth.
Connor
They should definitely wash, because from what I've seen, those English love to chew on them rocks. But also, they need to watch their mouth, because if you're talking about people from Massachusetts now teaming up with Scotland, England should be on their best behavior. We'll just say that. And don't be drinking tea.
Pat McAfee
Paul Revere on come. Coming in. Speaking of traveling, she's American Airlines, folks.
Mark Schlabach
Yeah.
Tone
That was awesome.
Pat McAfee
Hey, this is sick.
Tone
Everyone, jerseys and whatever.
Pat McAfee
A welcome to my airline. Every single. Every single seat on the flight to Seattle had American jerseys.
Bruce
That's fire.
Pat McAfee
That's. That very rarely happens now. Unless Team USA bought a deal with American Airlines or something. Or if American Airlines. I don't know how this came about, but I want to let you know
Ty Schmidt
they're one of the sponsors of Team usa, and I wonder if they just assumed, hey, people on this flight are probably going to the game.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. And I love that they did it, you know, because, like, stadiums, whenever they put out shirts, you think, like, hey, stadiums or arenas do shirts. That's cool. That's like 30,000, 20. Like, the amount of money that is spent on that type of. Let alone the sizing. And what do you do and how do you get it right? How do you get it wrong?
Tone
There's a ball in the package.
Pat McAfee
Them doing this for the entire flight that's set up there. Absolutely. Awesome. We know the ticket pricing is crazy, but at least there is a little gift package that seemingly coming alongside one of the partners. I like that everybody's kind of all in here.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, without a doubt. I mean, I feel like we've been talking about it, and maybe, you know, I mean, we do a sports show every single day, so it's a little bit different. But it really does feel like the World cup has taken over everything, like, whether you like sports or not. And I don't really think it was like that with the last World cup. And maybe it was because it was in Qatar and now it's in the US and it's just, you know, easier for people to get here. But, like, it's what Everyone is talking about. And it's, and it's, it's the main attraction every night.
Pat McAfee
Okay. So it was my favorite thing of the week. It was your favorite thing. It was your favorite thing. It was your favorite thing. We just brought up another thing that wasn't even a favorite thing to talk about how it could have been a favorite thing. Let's get a nine year NFL vet, Darius James Butler. We didn't have you the first three days of the week. We did miss you. Thank you for joining us here to wrap up the week. What was your favorite thing of the week that happened?
Bruce
I mean, I'll tell you what I didn't see American Airlines thing. But number one, American Airlines. Make sure you invite me back to concierge key status next year. This was awesome. I know we're celebrating 250. America American Airlines also celebrating 100 years. So hey, listen and listen closely. Lock me. But anyway, back to the world's game, the beautiful game. Just like Utah, hated soccer. Would never sit and watch soccer. Became kind of a casual fan. More so this year watching Arsenal in the Premier League. But we all got World cup fever. We all been kicking about watching the legends do it. Zlatan and Tee, all those guys, that's been awesome. But when you talk about growing the game and, and Lawless, of course, wouldn't go that far. But the goat did show up. Maybe some young goats too. The stars showing up. The stars this week when we talk about sports and growing the game, the stars have to show up and be a big part of that. Obviously Baligun for us. We got Erling Holland, we got dictator Mbappe doing his thing. And then the goat who you guys had on a slip and got helped you get the crown, went off with the hat trick. Obviously Miami American himself, Messi showing up as well. So I love that the stars showed up. I hope they continue to show up. We'll see if Ronaldo can join that train. Maybe some other guys, but that has been my favorite thing of the week so far.
Pat McAfee
Harry Kane knocks in a couple.
Bruce
Forgot about him. Sorry about him.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, just literally all the stars except for Cristiano Ronaldo. So we assume he'll come exploding on the scene at some point in his sixth World Cup. Messi hats, a hat trick, unbelievable stuff. We were talking about this off air because it's kind of, it was kind of my take about Messi, about how much he's done for soccer in the United States of America. It's like just in general when you talk about athletes, the Hype always living up to what it is with him is outrageous. First game he was playing for Inter Miami, they just gave him a percentage of the league. I think they gave him a percentage of the Apple subscriptions to watch the mls. It's like a historic daily turn down a billion from Saudi to come do this. This is going to be a massive investment from Apple. MLS team, Inter Miami team was ass. They were out of the playoffs completely. Maybe worst team in the entire league. His first game playing there, we all watched. Everybody's like, hey, the greatest player on earth is coming to play. First time he touched the ball was like a free kick. He scored. It was like, it was like immediately everybody is there to watch him. He is expected to do something every time he has the ball. And he does seemingly like every time he is supposed to do something, he does. And it's, it's outrageous. I mean, you're talking about one of the most consistently great athletes just of all time. I don't know how he does it. Honestly, Gumpy, I do not fully comprehend it. You know soccer and have followed soccer a lot closer than obviously us. As a big time fan, I know Messi and Ronaldo have been around forever. And Ronaldo, obviously historically great soccer player. I'm not saying that, but Messi just every time lives up to the, the expectation. It's outrageous. Why, why is he like this? Is he just a robot? Like, what. How do we, how do we get to this point where he's still this great all the time?
Gumpy
He's always been like this from like a young age. But they always held it over his head that he never won the World cup with Argentina. Like, that was the one thing. And you saw him, he retired from Argentina multiple times. He missed a massive penalty shot in a Copa America game. But since he's won the World cup, you can watch how free he's playing. And he's really enjoying everything. And every game he just steps up like he did the other night. And it's just expected. And we're never going to see anything like this again, again. And I don't think there's a discussion anymore of who's the greatest of all time, because he proves it on every, every stage. Every time he takes the pitch, it really is.
Pat McAfee
He never disappoints. Like, he'll do something in every game that makes you go, like, even a pass, like, he'll ping a pass. It just like makes no sense. And nobody else is doing it on the field. And once again, he'll just walk casually that's the.
Ty Schmidt
It's still. It looks effortless still. Like, it's not like, oh, this guy's 38. It's like kind of like Lebron where you just marvel at like, how the is this guy still doing it and making it look this easy at his age. Like, he. He looks like he can just. He can do whatever he wants out there. And he always finishes. It's. It's crazy.
Pat McAfee
He's got power, he's got finesse, he's got skill, he's got speed.
Bruce
That's why he's the goat.
Gumpy
And like we talked about it, Inter. Miami just signed a young center back who's really talented. Chicago signed Levandowski. They sound. Goretzka, who's from Bayern Munich. Like, since the World cup has started in America, there's been three massive signings for the mls.
Pat McAfee
Well, and I see even though the English Premier League is allegedly the best league on earth, only when you won World Cup.
Connor
Yeah, he's not an English guy.
Pat McAfee
So if the USA wins, we can compare leagues, right? MLS and Premier League.
Ty Schmidt
You have to. You don't have a choice, really.
Gumpy
Yeah. Head to head, whenever.
Bruce
Spain too. Sure.
Connor
I mean, their best players on England don't play in England. Harry Kane plays in Germany and Drew Bellingham plays in Spain.
Pat McAfee
Where do our guys. Guys all play?
Ty Schmidt
Not the mls. England. They play overseas. But that. That's not. That's not what we're saying here.
Pat McAfee
No. Once they win the World cup, they're gonna earn their way into the MLS like Messi did.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. I want to go play for the Sounders, the Timbers. Yeah, I want to go play for the White Caps.
Pat McAfee
The Crew.
Ty Schmidt
Exactly.
Pat McAfee
Play for the Atlanta United.
Bruce
Messi earned his way to the mls, which.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. Win the World Cup.
Mark Schlabach
Y.
Tone
For a long time. They didn't want him until he won the World World Cup.
Pat McAfee
Was he in the world. Was he in MLS before he won a World Cup?
Connor
No, he had to qualify.
Pat McAfee
So I'm so. Facto that's what the MLS is waiting for. If you win a World cup, you can maybe come play in the mls.
Connor
Good luck, Harry Kane.
Pat McAfee
Much luck. If he wins one for England. Holy. That'd be unbelievable.
Gumpy
That was the best game he's ever played for England. He was playing defense. Blocked a shot with his balls at the end of the game.
Darius J. Butler
Game.
Gumpy
He's dropping back. He's all over the pitch. Him. Him and Jude Bellingham are legitimately world class players. It's. It's at the back. They're going to struggle a little bit. That's the problem.
Pat McAfee
Harry Kane, great tan too. He's. He's enjoying the United States of America sun that we are seeing some European Caucasoids see for the first time both on the pitch and off the pitch. Harry Kane also just going by cancer Rules game, stopping by rules game.
Bruce
How old is every. I feel like I've been hearing his name for 20 years.
Mark Schlabach
I know.
Bruce
32.
Pat McAfee
32 years old. Yeah.
Bruce
When you go pro.
Gumpy
I started playing for Tottenham when he was 16.
Bruce
Damn.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. We still don't know if he's 30, 32 or 31 maybe. He might have a sauce. Yeah, true. But yeah, he went to a Royals game. They put him up in his suite.
Ty Schmidt
Tommy taught me Tuchel fire to strike.
Pat McAfee
All these. All these players now also get new experience. America, like in between the games. What are you gonna do? I guess I'll go watch MLB game. They'll play, put me up in a suite. They'll give me all the food. There's air conditioning here. They'll wheel in an IV if you want it.
Tone
Do you see Alland? He was just pumped to be walking through New York and no one recognized him.
Bruce
I was about to say that's probably the biggest part of it's coming here. Even you'll see some videos of Messi down to like South Florida, like in the Publix or just somewhere. And people just not by them. No way they can do that.
Pat McAfee
Don't say that, because I see a lot of people in the Instagram comment section for the most famous athlete on Earth, and they're saying some very disrespectful stuff to the United States of America. As if we don't count into the. The population of Earth. You know what I mean? Whenever Messi and Ronaldo weren't number one and number two on the program Feud,
Bruce
that was kind of stupid. But Messi should have been one.
Pat McAfee
But Messi was above Tom Brady. So we can't just completely, you know, because all the comments were, these must be stupid Americans that were pulled. It was like, well, stupid Americans would have Tom Brady, I think higher than Messi. So I don't know who always polled. We weren't told.
Tone
Average Americans.
Pat McAfee
It was just sports fans. No sports fans.
Tone
Average sports fans.
Pat McAfee
Messy. Most had to be American. Messy. Most famous guy on Earth.
Michael Grella
Yes.
Tone
No.
Bruce
Him or Ronaldo.
Tone
Yeah.
Bruce
Cristiano Ronaldo.
Pat McAfee
How do you go? By fame?
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
Of or recognize. How would. How do we go?
Bruce
Both following Michael Jordan. I mean, we talk about the world.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. Messi soccer country. Right. Every country that has soccer as their main country, which is a lot of countries. Messi can't. Right? Messi, as soon as he walks.
Ty Schmidt
Mobbed.
Pat McAfee
Boom. Yeah, that's the one. We're talking like all of Europe, Asia.
Ty Schmidt
Yep.
Tone
South America.
Pat McAfee
South America, Africa. Africa as well. Right. A lot of soccer. Australia probably, maybe. I don't know. Cuz Rella sayings they're not a soccer country. We'll find out today. Soccer ruse. So he is mobbed immediately in all those places, Right? Is that what we're expecting?
Ty Schmidt
Yes.
Pat McAfee
Cristiano Ronaldo as well.
Ty Schmidt
Same thing.
Gumpy
Yes.
Bruce
The young kid, Lamine Yamal, like that kid would be. I mean, he's not where those guys are now, but he would be. I would put him over most like NBA guys. If you talk about like world.
Pat McAfee
How about Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan. Any country you put him in, he's getting recognized.
Connor
I think so. Dream team. And then also his like six. Six his shoes.
Ty Schmidt
That's the big thing, I think like with LeBron being. It's like they. Messi's tiny, so he can kind of just like you see LeBron, it's like, what the.
Tone
The is this thing?
Bruce
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
I think you could throw Shaq in there too, because he's so much physicality there. Yeah. Because anywhere he goes, you're gonna see him. Yes, exactly.
Ty Schmidt
And I guess that goes back to Wemby being on there. It's like, how many seven, five people are you seeing?
Pat McAfee
Not anytime. He is anywhere. He is the person that everybody is
Ty Schmidt
looking, you just immediately stare at him.
Pat McAfee
So does that become. Is that count as the most famous athlete? Like, what does the most famous athlete mean? It's, you know, is it in person? Is it online? Is it.
Bruce
Oh, I think I would say, let's say in person. Like even. Let's say. So Wemby definitely airports around the world. But yeah, Wimby like, but like, if you're talking about like normal, let's just talk about normal sized humans because obviously you talk about, you know, Jordan and Shaq and Wimby, those guys. You. Even if you don't know who they are, you're like, what. What is. What's going on? Giannis walks. Okay. What the. Who is this guy? But like, normal is like a tiger. Wolves would be like a normal size human. Like, he would be up in that cat. I think he should be up there. I wouldn't put him in that category.
Pat McAfee
So many commercials. I. I do wonder if that's an international appeal.
Tone
Yes. I. I bet you he could walk anywhere internationally and probably not good.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I agree. I. I think over there. I think I would say they. They think most white people look very similar. Especially he had a helmet on for so long. It's just like you just look like this is just a white guy. He's big.
Bruce
Tom Brady was married to Giselle.
Ty Schmidt
Right.
Bruce
So that has something international superstar. So that bumped his fame also playing
Connor
The Super Bowl 10 times Super bowl
Pat McAfee
international people so like Travis Kelsey. You know I guess because of swift in like 5, 10 years probably will be potentially known as.
Bruce
Oh yeah.
Pat McAfee
It's interesting that program feud was so much fun.
Ty Schmidt
Oh yeah, awesome.
Pat McAfee
That was so much fun. I hope we get a chance to
Connor
do that again same.
Bruce
We gotta do it again. Need rematch.
Pat McAfee
Is that how the game is going to go? You guys are just going to get rematched? Cuz I thought everybody was saying to you guys. Oh no,
Ty Schmidt
they weren't saying that.
Pat McAfee
They were saying the Thunder Dogs more like Thunder do.
Bruce
No.
Connor
Yeah we. We'll NFL live out against some other team. Let's see how entertaining it is because they brought nothing to the table except for poopy answers that only other people knew.
Pat McAfee
They that's in only thing that matters in the game.
Ty Schmidt
Okay.
Pat McAfee
What you just said Entertainment entertainment has
Darius J. Butler
nothing to do with game.
Bruce
We gave better answers.
Connor
Let's see.
Pat McAfee
I was very surprised that the program feud gods did not punish them for their lack of supportive. Good answer. Good answer to each other. You know I thought that was a massive piece of it. But they were so cerebral. I think that is why they ended up winning and the Thunderdogs just had to sit there. You actually sitting down pot and saying oh no lost. The first ever program felt saw a
Connor
lot of people saying the reason they won is because they got 10 seconds to answer every question.
Pat McAfee
Every time they went now they said if we're going to make excuses people continue to say to the Thunderdogs oh no boys, you lost at home. We don't have it. But I would like to see because you guys. I think because it was being hosted here, you guys would be the. You started as champs, right? So I think to become the champs you do have to beat the champs twice.
Ty Schmidt
Well that was an exhibition too. We never. We didn't. Pink slips are not on the line. Belts are not on the line line. You know we didn't know that.
Pat McAfee
Well it was. It was not a exhibition. It was maybe the first certified one because there was actually Mark.
Bruce
It's kind of like week zero.
Ty Schmidt
Kind of like week zero. Well said.
Tone
Yep.
Bruce
Pretty season never happened Actually.
Pat McAfee
Okay, so we're just.
Bruce
Now we know we got set. We got the mics.
Pat McAfee
Yeah.
Bruce
Buttons.
Pat McAfee
Yeah. We got it all figured out.
Bruce
Everything's good now.
Pat McAfee
Also, Great match. I mean, it came down to the last answer. I can't believe they picked Brett Favre there. Yeah. I can't believe Brett Favre was the final answer to have somebody else beat you guys in our building, but stupid. Yeah. I mean, that's how it goes. That's how it goes sometimes. Okay, so the next one will be for the title, though.
Michael Grella
Yeah.
Ty Schmidt
Okay. Yeah.
Pat McAfee
If we're able to have one now, I will take back my. Oh, no. To you guys. Okay. Because you have a chance to write your wrongs, as does everybody. But, boys, I think there was some good. Oh, no. This week was not Tone.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Tone
We are going to start with the Shinnecock. Oh, nos. And we're gonna start with Patrick Reed. That's a P, not an F. He is in the native area where a lot of people have been all week, and he.
Pat McAfee
Oh, geez.
Tone
From the native area to the native area. Probably grab the hose a little bit there, and that's a big, fat.
Pat McAfee
Oh, no.
Connor
Let's go to the seventh hole after that par three. JJ Spawn looks fantastic in the all white. He hits a beautiful shot arcing up in the air. You can see he's still kind of in it at +3. Lands it right in front of the bunker. Wonderful. Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling. Okay, we're good. Ball stopped. Finally. He's okay. Finish out the tee. Pick that thing up. Let's walk to our ball on the green, see where we all. Give me that putter, maybe. Oh, no, wait.
Pat McAfee
He got Shinnecock.
Connor
He got Shinnecock. Ball starts to roll. He's headed towards the bunker. Unfortunately for JJ Spawn, and I do believe it was picked up on a hot mic. When he walked up to the green, he just said, oh, no.
Ty Schmidt
And then we're gonna stay at CH Shinnecock because a lot of bad things have happened. Billy Horschel, he's gonna chip one up onto the green. He's thinking, hey, I'm just gonna put this one right in the center. Wait a minute. That's pretty firm. That thing's moving pretty quickly. Please slow down. Slow. Okay. Nope. It's gonna catch the slope, and it's gonna roll about 45 yards past the pin. No big deal, though. You just got to take your medicine at Shinnecock, play for par. So what's he gonna do? He's gonna chip it up. Oh, no. Oh, no, just sit, just sit, just
Pat McAfee
sit, just sit, just sit.
Ty Schmidt
Damn it. This is rolling right back to my feet. But again, you know, that's not a big deal. Okay, hey, I'll, I'll. You know what? I'll, I'll, I'll just take bogey here, double bogey. And then he's gonna. Oh, no, he went right after it. He ends up getting an 8. Billy Horschel, more like Billy.
Pat McAfee
Oh, no.
Tone
Alright, let's leave Shinnecock. Let's go international. Let's go to what looks to be an English watch party. The lad here who is in possession of a few pints is wearing an English kit at the English watch party, I believe, against Croatia. And we've got another lad here.
Pat McAfee
Oh, slide tackle, slide tackle. We went studs of slide tackle.
Tone
The pints are all over the place. The man is embarrassed. His friends are laughing in his face. Just an ultimate.
Pat McAfee
Oh, wait, is that a word? What happened here? Hold on, hold on. Yeah, and why did the guy with the two beers not immediately get up and try to fight this guy? Guy goes cleats up after he just brought the beers down two pines right to the ground. And I don't know how this guy doesn't get concussed. Face off the ground. Was this a work.
Bruce
What?
Pat McAfee
What? Is this normal, Gumpy? Is this soccer normal? See people slide tackling each other in public.
Gumpy
Yeah, that's classic. England boys are on the piss, just raising hell. You see it when they score a goal in the pub, they just throw all their beers in the air.
Tone
They.
Gumpy
They're just booze everywhere. That's what it's all about for these England lads.
Pat McAfee
So maybe we shouldn't say, oh, no, maybe it's. Oh, it's coming.
Darius J. Butler
Oh,
Ty Schmidt
not today, not today.
Connor
Coming home.
Pat McAfee
No, Staying here. Yeah, absolutely. Geez Louise. That's an interesting thing though. You think that would be a fight?
Bruce
Yeah, you think? I mean, but like, I mean, we've
Tone
all done that to our boys
Gumpy
because it was clean.
Pat McAfee
I mean, there was a time where you were doing the bottle bump.
Connor
Yeah, exactly.
Pat McAfee
The bottle bump thing was certainly a nightmare.
Connor
The World cup bottle bump, you know, that's that trip.
Pat McAfee
The trip. The back leg. Yep, the little back leg kick. People were doing that flat tire, wearing
Tone
a couple, holding a couple beers and just pantsing them. Yeah, penis out and all.
Pat McAfee
Yeah, exactly. And they gotta do that. So I guess that's just the English ways. Just do full commit. Cleats up tackle. Do a guy.
Bruce
They were celebrating.
Pat McAfee
Spill it both. I mean, certainly, certainly So I guess it's not really. Oh, no. We stay on the train, though, do we not?
Connor
Yeah, let's go to the Knicks parade. Of course. Great vibes. There's a lot of different things we could have pulled. Guy twerking on the thing. The other guy passed out trying to make out with the girl. And then she basically says, like, hey,
Pat McAfee
I'm just trying to resuscitate.
Connor
Just stop. Let's go to Tyler Kolek. He's having a great time. Obviously, celebrating with the fans. Didn't get much burn. And that's why this cop says, whoa, slow down, my guy.
Pat McAfee
You better get the hell out of here.
Darius J. Butler
You.
Pat McAfee
You are not on the team.
Connor
Got a couple security guys coming over saying, whoa, Tyler Kolek, he's a legend from Marquette. He had the barbecue chicken thing. He is a player on the Knicks. Please do not, you know, get him out of here. Don't kick him out. He actually does play. But I believe these cops didn't think it was Tyler Kohlik. I believe they thought it was Tyler
Pat McAfee
co. No, I'm a racist. By the cops. But I would say if you were to do. If the cops all were to run and you were trying to stop the one that wasn't a cop, I think the cop that stopped Tyler would be the one that we would say, that doesn't look like a cop. No, that's what cops look like. We didn't know that's what they look like. So I think there could be a couple little misunderstandings here. But I do appreciate the fact that a guy who does appear to be somebody that could be in the crowd is now a world champion with the New York Knicks. And I seen him with a microphone on top of a parade. I think Tyler was living his best life. Congrats to all the nation to that cup. People are going to say, you don't know. Ball into that.
Ty Schmidt
We say, oh, no, let's stay in New York. On the diamond, Jazz Chisholm for the Yankees. You know, we got a 2, 2 count here. Tie game in the bottom of the fourth.
Pat McAfee
Oh, boy. Oh, he's.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. Oh, no, is right. He's a. He's gonna clip the top of that baseball, and you can see it bounces right off home plate. Hits him directly in the penis. I mean, we're not. We're not talking, like, little bit of one nut, little bit of the other nut that hits him. And clearly the twig and berries. Yeah, exactly.
Darius J. Butler
Both.
Connor
And.
Ty Schmidt
And you can see Jazz is just dying. He's Dying right away. Rumor has it he did. He. He left the game immediately. He did not finish the at bat. His. You can see all the boys are laughing because it's funny. They weren't laughing in the clubhouse when Jazz's penis swelled up to the size of one of those torpedoes bats. Because really. Yeah, it was a direct hit. I mean, once again, just boom.
Pat McAfee
Oh, and left the.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, he left the game immediately. Immediately. He had. He. I mean, that. What. What are you going to do?
Pat McAfee
Jazz ch. We are so sorry to hear that. That is no funny. He had the puking feeling. I mean, he had everything. That was a tough, tough outing for Jazz.
Ty Schmidt
I hope he's okay, because if I know any. If I think I know anything about Jazz, he is the. He def. He's not wearing a cup. He's one of those guys who. He's not wearing a cup.
Gumpy
No way.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. Absolutely not. Which for an infielder, you know, you typically are going to do that because you might take a bad hop, and a ground ball might hit you right in the twig and giggle bears. You're not thinking you're gonna hit one off the. The front of the bat, and it's gonna hit you directly in the penis, and that thing's gonna swell up to the size of your baseball bat. But that's what happened. I hope he's not out too long.
Pat McAfee
We hope he's okay.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah, I do hope. T's and peas legit.
Pat McAfee
Everything affected.
Gumpy
Yes.
Pat McAfee
But can't help but go, oh, no, baseball. More of it.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah.
Tone
Let's stay in the baseball world. Let's go to second base, where the runner is coming in, sliding in there. Oh, he's out. Oh, oh, wait a second. She run that back.
Pat McAfee
That's actual perfect.
Bruce
Yeah, that was intentional.
Tone
That was intentional. The more I watch this. That was intentional the entire time. This kid probably was chirping off earlier in the game.
Pat McAfee
Right to the face. Actual punch. A diva. Actual punch out right here. Now, we broke this down a little bit earlier in the week.
Mark Schlabach
It.
Pat McAfee
I do think the ump was so focused on the call on punching him in the face and where it was. Guy was also safe, so. So we think he got the call wrong and punch guy out. So for all parties here, we can't help but say, oh, no.
Darius J. Butler
All right.
Pat McAfee
We probably appreciate you all. There's one more here in this one. This one is devastating.
Connor
Yeah.
Pat McAfee
This one is an oh, no. That'll lead us into the greatest weekend of all time.
Connor
Yeah. There's a chance you can probably Put this one up there for the hall of fame. Let's go to Germany. Unfortunately, some guy maybe was blind, maybe didn't see that there was a bike race going on. He takes his scooter right into the lane and basically 50 car piles pile up. The equivalent to, I think, you know, to jazz Chisholm. I think this guy's dealing with the same exact thing. I believe we had a couple nuts right to the bike. It was very, very tough for this live.
Pat McAfee
Couple pints, obviously in the hands of the spectators here. Obviously get out there and watch these bicycles fly around. Is this in a tour? Is this the Tour de France?
Connor
This is not the Tour de France.
Pat McAfee
The. Obviously the biking racing world is gigantic in Europe, throughout the mountains and everything. Like, Tim McAfee was actually a triathlete. So we were doing a lot of biking. I was watching him do some biking growing up. We went to one of these races and everybody came through except for Tim McAfee. Where the hell is this guy? We have no idea. So we start walking back, you know, and we see him carrying his bike over his shoulder and his helmet in like a thousand pieces. And he's just click, clacking down. He ended up obviously missing a turn, going into the woods, hitting a tree. The fucking. The bike explodes, gang. His helmet explodes and he has to walk down. So obviously my mom, Sally McAfee, made him take like a two year hiatus from the entire thing because he almost died while we were.
Bruce
Understandable.
Pat McAfee
But those bike crashes, holy, they are devastating. We'll see them too. Yeah, they're flying and they're on. The wheels are this wide. The wheels are this wide.
Bruce
So in the pile of experience causes.
Pat McAfee
Yes. And there, There's a slide. There's impact, and then there's also slide. So it's a concussion and broken bone possibilities. I mean, even death. And obviously the absolute worst case scenario. But then you're sliding on concrete as well. So it's like the old burn that.
Ty Schmidt
Yeah. Road rash.
Pat McAfee
Absolute worst. And it feels like we see a lot of them come out of these races. People will walk across and just get absolutely sideswiped. In this case, the brakes. I think the brakes probably do.
Mark Schlabach
Didn't.
Ty Schmidt
No, it didn't do much.
Connor
It flipped him.
Pat McAfee
No, no, but I'm saying on the cart.
Ty Schmidt
Oh, yeah.
Pat McAfee
Well, I mean, on the, the chair, I think on the wheelchair, you doing. I think the brakes didn't saw. I think there was. Oh, no. And then we're out there already trying to watch it.
Connor
He couldn't see.
Pat McAfee
No. Serious injuries were reported. We have to report that obviously, but certainly one massive. Oh, no. All right, let's go get ready for this Team USA game.
Ty Schmidt
Here we go, boys.
Pat McAfee
Hey boys, great work on the. Oh no.
Tone
There you go.
Pat McAfee
Great work.
Connor
Put one in here.
Bruce
It's good omen.
Pat McAfee
Remember, this is not a universe ball.
Ty Schmidt
Nope, nope. Good line, good bowl, good touch.
Pat McAfee
Okay. We will continue to attempt that at the end of every show that we are live for until the end of the World Cup. A $50,000 giveaway could have happened. If that were World cup ball would have went into that hoop. But what we do know can happen right now still. And we have 11 minutes and 56 seconds left until the USA is scheduled to kick off against Australia. You can come join us on DraftKings for America's game two guarantee. You have to opt in at the top. You then will apply your token after you make your three way gamble on the United States of America. If USA wins, you will win. Obviously, if USA draws or loses, you'll get your wager back in bonus bets. We can't thank DraftKings enough for doing this. This is a true patriotic. Feel it. Is this a true team ride? This is a true. Hey, let's go. If you're 21 plus and promise not to have a gambling problem and not think that you're going to be able to become a millionaire from sports gambling, we hope you will join us on DraftKings and kind of have a little bit of action on Team USA as we watch the boys continue to try to get to the top of the world.
Tone
Hell yeah.
Pat McAfee
What a time to be alive. Major this weekend at Shinna Co. Obviously baseball is happening as well. We'll be back on Monday recapping it all. We can't thank you enough for allowing us to do this for a living. Great, great work this week. Back room.
Bruce
Great work boys.
Pat McAfee
Good week, boys.
Ty Schmidt
Touch a class, boys. It's. I mean it's come over me just.
Darius J. Butler
I don't know what the.
Ty Schmidt
I don't know what else to say.
Pat McAfee
Talk to table. Congratulations. Great work this week.
Connor
Good form.
Pat McAfee
One half of that Hammer Cowboys. AP Tone. The other half of the Hammer.
Darius J. Butler
Done.
Pat McAfee
Cowboys. Bubba Gumpino. Great work this week boys.
Connor
You too.
Ty Schmidt
Quality.
Pat McAfee
Great work boys. Nine year NFL vet Darius J. Butler. We appreciate the hell out of great work this work.
Bruce
Happy Father's Day this weekend all you boys.
Connor
You too.
Pat McAfee
Happy Father's Day. Don't forget graphic design, boys. Great work. Great work boys. Taco. Hey baby. Be a friend. Tell a friend something nice might change their life. We can't thank all of you enough for allowing us to do this for a living. And we think that all of you see the world the same way that we do. We just think that sports are literally the greatest thing to ever be created because it doesn't matter where you're from, what you believe in, how you go about your life. Life, me and you can find common ground on something special happening when athletes give their entire lives to something and a mission is trying to be accomplished. This weekend we celebrate sports, we celebrate life, and we celebrate the United States of America winning the fucking World Cup.
Bruce
Well said.
Pat McAfee
We'll see you on Monday. Be a friend. Tell a friend something nice might change your life. We're in this thing together. We love you. Team on me. Team on three. One, two, three.
Connor
Team.
Pat McAfee
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This episode is a vibrant sports tapestry, centering on the fever pitch for the USA vs. Australia World Cup soccer match, with live US Open golf updates, and a mix of NFL, college football, and pop culture. Pat McAfee, AJ Hawk, the Toxic Table, and their guests (including Mark Schlabach, Michael Grella, and Ian Rapoport) serve up expert insight, infectious fandom, and signature comedic banter, all while celebrating Juneteenth and the unifying power of sport.
Patriotic sports celebration: The show blends the surging American soccer pride around the ongoing World Cup, deep-dives into the US Open golf tournament, and covers current topics in NFL and college football. The hosts also reflect on Juneteenth’s growing recognition and its special resonance paired with a major Team USA match.
| Timestamp | Segment | Summary | |-------------|-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------| | 00:00–05:07 | Show open, USA soccer hype | Patriotic buildup to USA vs Australia | | 07:08–09:24 | Juneteenth segment | History, personal meaning, locker room talk| | 10:27–32:47 | US Open Update (Mark Schlabach) | Golf, leaderboard, course setup, live drama| | 36:15–54:27 | Michael Grella (soccer expert) | Grella’s “layup,” USA analysis, tactics | | 63:38–74:04 | NFL/CFB: Sauce Gardner, John Meredith | NFL age mystery, recruiting commitment | | 84:19–85:10 | Pulisic OUT news | Reacting to lineup change | | 103:56–110:20| Ian Rapoport, NFL supplemental draft | Sorsby saga, future moves | | 126:39–138:41| Favorite sports moments of the week | Soccer fever, UFC flyover, Messi, etc. | | 149:57–160:20| Oh No! Train sports mishaps | Golf/bball/soccer/cycling fails montage |
This episode is the heartbeat of summer sports in America: soccer fandom surging, golf’s biggest test, and the connective tissue of sports as nation-building. Expect punchy, funny, relatable takes—plus knowledge for the hardcores. It's as much about reveling in the spectacle and the unfiltered joy of fandom as it is about X’s and O’s.
If you want a single quote for the vibe:
“We celebrate sports, we celebrate life, and we celebrate the United States of America winning the fucking World Cup.” –Pat McAfee (163:31)
The show ends with team-wide shoutouts, a soccer shot at a trash can, a reminder to ride with DraftKings’ “America Game 2 Guarantee,” and a heartfelt call for unity through sports.
Pat’s sendoff:
“Be a friend. Tell a friend something nice. Might change your life. We can't thank all of you enough for allowing us to do this for a living. ... Sports are literally the greatest thing to ever be created because it doesn’t matter where you’re from, what you believe in… me and you can find common ground on something special happening…” (162:33–163:31)
| Section | Key Points | |--------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Main Theme | US sports pride—especially World Cup soccer, live golf, football hot topics, Juneteenth | | Key Guests | Mark Schlabach (US Open), Michael Grella (soccer pundit), Ian Rapoport (NFL) | | Most Memorable Quotes | Grella’s “layup,” Ty’s soccer fever, Darius’s Juneteenth reflections, Pat’s patriotic rallying cries | | Important Segments | USA/Australia preview, US Open live hits, NFL/college football chatter, Favorite moments, Oh No! Train | | Timestamps | World Cup talk [00:00, 36:15]; Juneteenth [07:14]; Golf [10:27]; NFL [63:38]; Soccer fever [126:39]; Oh No’s [149:57] | | Tone & Style | High-energy, funny, unfiltered, patriotic, brotherly camaraderie, expert sports insight | | Audience Takeaway | A can’t-miss week in US sports; joy in fandom and togetherness; sports’ power to cross divides |