Transcript
Michael Shane (0:10)
This is case closed crime stories from.
Inspector Lefever / Narrator (0:13)
The golden age of radio.
Michael Shane (0:29)
It wasn't a pretty picture. His throat had been slit not more than a minute ago. I started around the corner of the warehouse after the killer. All of a sudden I spread eagles in the air and my head splattered on the pier and a million stars exploded in front of my eyes. And then all the lights went. The New adventures of Michael Shane. Private detective Michael Shane, reckless redheaded Irishman back again at his old haunts in New Orleans. This is your director, Bill Russo, inviting you to listen to another transcribed episode which we call the case of the generous Killer. Cutting tax bill urged by. How much difference does that make to a guy who's broke? Manhood for a police slayer. Victor Gross. Never any good news anymore. Now weatherman predicts more rain. I beg your pardon. I didn't hear you come in. I didn't mean to scare you. A sign on your office door said entertainment, so I did. Oh, yeah? Well, have a seat. No, thanks. I always like to stand. Oh, when you're only five feet tall, you prefer to stand. Suit yourself. What can I do for you? Here. That's a hundred dollar bill. Yes, for you. Me? What for? I don't know much more about it than you, Mr. Shane. Look, you must because I don't know anything about it. How come you're giving me a hundred dollar bill? Oh, I'm not giving it to you. It's not mine. Wait a minute. Let's not play guessing game is that a man gave me this to give you and gave me one just like it for doing it. A man? Who? A passenger on the Star of Bermuda. Star of Bermuda? What? Look, friend, I think you better start at the beginning. You're leaving me way behind. Well, I know it doesn't make much sense, but all I can tell you is what happened. I'm ship's cook on the Star of Bermuda. It's a tramp steamer. Yeah, we docked here at New Orleans yesterday and we're shoving off again.
Inspector Lefever / Narrator (2:42)
Oh, yeah?
Michael Shane (2:43)
Yeah, just about an hour ago, a little before dark. It was a passenger came aboard. Did he give you his name? No. Oh, fine. He just paid me to bring you this hundred dollar bill. But didn't he say. Why didn't he tell you what he wanted me to do? I'm coming to that. Well, let's have it. What is it, Mr. Shane? He's paying you the hundred to come and arrest. In a moment we'll return to Mike Shane and the case of the generous Killer. Well, the day it made perfect sense. Up to now I'd had my ham and eggs bright and early. Spent most of the morning in the courthouse checking on some records for a client, most of the afternoon explaining them to him. So there I was a little after dark, sitting in my office peacefully reading the newspaper when a pint sized ship's cook from a tramp steamer eases into my office, gives me a hundred dollar bill and tells me a passenger on his boat sent it to me. So I come down and arrest him. After which the little guy leaves and I spend about half an hour trying to figure out the deal. Well, I finally gave up because nothing about it made sense. Except of course, one thing. A hundred dollar bill. As far as I was concerned, that made very good sense. Seemed like a pretty good reason for me to mosey down to the Star of Bermuda. So I slipped the hundred buck bill into the solitary confinement of my wallet, went down to the waterfront. The Star of Bermuda was just about the tackiest looking trap I've seen in a long while. I went up the gangway. The only sign of life was a deckhand lounging against the rail. Hello. Yeah. You got a passenger aboard? Yeah. Where's this, captain? Aft. How far aft? Stern. Oh, look, chatterbox, do you mind telling me just where? I'm. No sea scout. Only cabin. Can't miss it. Probably a light on. Oh, wait a minute. Don't overdo. You better stop for a breath. Thanks. Welcome. I started walking toward the stern, my footsteps echoing on the deck. Then, sure enough, I saw a stab of light coming from under a cabin door. No answer. Still no answer. Unlocked. Then I stopped. Looked like my client had decided he couldn't wait to be arrested. It was hanging at the end of a rope, swinging gently back and forth with the motion of the ship. Then he was buried dead. I took a long look at the guy and then I got a very smart idea, which was to get out of there and get out fast. It was no good. When I got to the door, I ran right into something black and bullish. Only this bull didn't have horns. Who is he, Shane? You'll probably find this hard to believe, Inspector, but I don't know. Dykes. Cut him down and search him.
