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The receipt is a museum piece, but its value is somewhat lessened by the fact that the files of Scotland yard contain some 40 of these letters and each one of them contains a receipt for the same month's rent. Your begging that a writer is never at a loss for proof of his honesty. The memory of the greatest genius, the begging that a world has ever known, is kept green at New Scotland Yard. He's believed to be dead, but if he were out of prison, London would soon hear of him. We will hide his identity for the sake of his friends and relations who may have survived him under the unassuming name of Brown. Brown was an old fellow with a glorious white head of hair and always dressed in black clothes. His great forte was his ability to write in assumed hands. He could write in a hundred different ways, for which purpose he was aided by a variety of pen nibs and various colored inks. He was a man of great system. To those whom he trusted would proudly show his artist equipment. These little red books, you see are divided into various sections. This one, for instance, has names and addresses of members of the House of Lords. This one members of the House of Commons with some indication of their party affiliation and Financial resources. This set of volumes is entirely devoted to widows, subdivided according to place of residence and income group. You see, in every case I give a kind of progress report on results. Besides that, there's a little biographical background, age, history and etc. Etc. And where possible too, a few notes concerning character. Let me show you. Yes. Here we have the Marchioness of Westminster, 91 years old and a widow for 19 years. System. I always believe in system. It's so much safer that way. Yes, Mr. Brown certainly believed in system and so does Scotland Yard. For here, carefully preserved in the black museum are those same little red Mr. Brown's work. Here's rather a nice one. A heartwarming appeal to the generosity of a peer of the realm. This accompanied by a letter on black edged paper signed by a clerk. That Mrs. Ann Clark, widow, carried on business as laundress in this parish for several years and has hitherto supported a large family and respectability. On the afternoon of Saturday, the 14th day of December, while Mrs. Clark was delivering clean linen with her horse and van near the Streatham railway station, the horse took fright at the whistle of a passing train and started off at a furious pace when coming in contact with a coal wagon, the horse was killed, the van dashed to pieces and her eldest son, 16 years of age, was thrown from the van receiving such injury as caused compound fracture of the right thigh and now lies in St Thomas's Hospital in a dangerous state whereby Mrs. Clark has sustained a severe loss estimated at 45 pounds. No, Mrs. Clark, a respectable and industrious widow with a family of five children depending on her. Signed of course, by Mr. Brown, strange to say, not in his own name. Invariably the letter would be accompanied by a subscription list showing those kind hearted people who are already made a donation. Mr. Brown had a vivid imagination and the list was always headed by the same name. You'll recall that a coal wagon was the cause of the calamity. First on the list therefore came the name of a famous firm of London coal merchants who with remarkable generosity without fail could be counted on for a contribution of £2. System. System. But system, as you will hear, can in the end cause the destruction of its creator. Mr. Brown got his system mixed up and made the mistake of writing to the same person twice running. Here's a funny case came in the mail this morning. What is it, sir? The elderly gentleman living in St. John's Wood had a letter from an old friend asking for money. Nothing very strange about that, sir. No, I agree. Funny thing was he had Two letters in the same week from different people. Yes. Different names and handwriting. And here's the funny part. The wording is identical. Remarkable. I think we'll follow this one up. Yes, sir. And follow it up. They did exit. Mr. Brown. Cut it. I would not want entirely to spoil your faith in human nature. The next time you get a letter from a friend in need, don't be too cynical about it. All the same, make sure it is a friend and that he is in need. I began this program by talking not about begging letter writers, but about the more per se kind of forgery. Don't think that the forger is restricted to making authentic copies of His Majesty's currency. Have you ever heard the expression a flash note? No. Well, listen to this. Flash notes, sir, are they currency printed to look sufficiently like the real thing to deceive somebody who's just got a casual glimpse of the water notes? Now, when you take a look at the notes themselves, you'll find they have some silly wording on them like bank of common sense. Of course, the trouble is that all too often the mud doesn't take a look at them. He just sees them in the cook's wallet and takes it for granted that they're the real thing. And that simplicity, which is characteristic of not a few of the inhabitants of Britain and the readiness with which some people are taken in are well illustrated by New Scotland Yard's collection of flash notes. Flash notes are generally carried by members of that fraternity who delight in showing you what is known as the three card tricks. Or by persons who wish for some particular reasons of their own to inspire your confidence in them. You may recall from a previous program the classic incompetence tricks, the rosary. That's all right, old man. I trust you. I can see you're an honest fellow, but all the same, you can't be too careful. Oh, I quite agree. That's what you want. Before we do the deal, why don't you try each other out? How do you mean? Well, we're all strangers to one another. At least we were a week ago. Though I feel we're all pretty good friends now, eh? Yeah. Why don't you give your wallet to this gentleman here? Let him go for a walk around the block, say for 15 minutes. Well, all right. Although there's rather a lot of money in it. You mean you don't trust our friend? Of course I'll trust him. I say, you have got a lot of money in there. £500. All right. There you are. We'll wait Here for you. Don't forget. 15 minutes and 15 minutes later our friend the mug comes back with a wallet containing the 500 pounds. Needless to say, not so lucky when his friend takes his wallet for an airing. Admittedly there are only 25 pounds in it but the difference is that they are 25 real. Several hundreds of these notes at New Scotland Yard. It's not a punishable offense by the by to have them in your possession or even to print them but it'll go badly with you should you try to pass one as a ruin note. Now it's a certain fact that in the case of many of these notes they were never intended for any wrong purpose but were merely brought out as a novel and attractive advertisement. But your confidence man, your card sharper should any perchance happen to fall into his hands uses them to suit his own game. They're crisp, just like real banknotes and when rustled in the palm of the hand make that delicious sound which cheers the heart and leaves the face in mind. They're getting nearly the same size too with a real father. So they're used for a purpose which they were never intended. And the confidence man pulls out of his trousers pocket a handful of what? Banknotes. Nothing of the kind. But they look like them. Of course they do. But if you get hold of them yourself, you'd see that this crisp piece of paper with a big ten in the left hand corner was only bank of Engraving. I promise to engrave and print and letterpress etc on demand for the sum of ten pounds in the first style of the art of forfeit the above sum. London, 29th of April 1840 for Self & Co. Bank of Engraving J. Duck, Fitzroy Square. So there you are. Next time somebody flashes a roll of banknotes in front of you, just take a second look. Of course they may be real, but you never know. Yes, sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword, but not always. Well, that's all for now, but I'll be back again soon to tell you some more of the secrets of Scotland Yard. Meanwhile, this is Clyde Brooks saying goodbye and pleasant dreams it.