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You might have noticed that things are a little different on Cautionary Tales this year. In 2024, we brought you a new episode every fortnight. But this year we are doubling our output. New stories of heart thumping peril, mind blowing mistakes and jaw dropping scandal will.
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Here's one for you right now.
Tim Harford (2:20)
Not so very long ago, I took my son with me to an amusement park to celebrate his 12th birthday. He's obsessed with roller coasters, although usually he just experiences them through the medium of YouTube. It's one thing to see the footage someone took from the front seat to actually be there. It's a different thing. Riding a roller coaster is a strange kind of fun. You're volunteering to be terrified for the sake of entertainment, and the roller coaster we'd come to ride certainly leans into that idea. It's called the Smiler. The conceit behind the Smiler is that people who aren't smiling enough will have their lack of a smile corrected by a strange Orwellian institution called The Ministry of Joy. The Smiler's logo is a ghastly grin connecting two hypnotically spiralling eyes. And so we went to Alton Towers in England to ride the Smiler. The ride doesn't soar in the high curves of a classic roller coaster. Instead, it's an impenetrable looking spaghetti tangle of black and yellow with a knot and curls of the roller coaster track intersecting with a huge five legged structure. Some kind of diabolical machine decorated with a wraparound screen displaying dystopian messages and unsettling graphics. It's hard to figure out what goes where. As we waited in line underneath the belly of the thing, we gazed up at the tortuous coils of the ride through black netting that added to the vibe of a correctional facility, but was really to protect us from wallets and phones falling out of the pockets of the riders in the trains above. And those trains looped and swooped around and around above us, two together on different parts of the track, diving and rolling around each other like mating birds. But there was no bird song. The sound was deafening. A nightmarish theme tune like a nursery rhyme from hell. The steel roaring as the trains rush overhead, so close that it seemed we could touch them. And of course, there were the screams of the riders. They screamed and they screamed and they screamed as the ride turned them upside down, over and over and over again. A world record 14 inversions. And as we gazed upon the sheer awfulness of the thing, my son turned to me and said, dad, I'm not sure I want to go on this ride. And he told me something else. Dad, he said, you should do a cautionary tale about the Smiler. I'm Tim Harford and this is that cautionary tale. 17 year old Leah Washington's first big day out with her new boyfriend, Joe Pugh was a trip to Alton Towers, the theme park which is home to the Smiler. Leah suggested going on the Sonic Spinball coaster. Joe wasn't convinced. Why line up for hours when the ride isn't even that good? It was June 2015. The Smiler itself was only a couple of years old, but had quickly become an iconic roller coaster ride. So Joe suggested the Smiler instead. Now that is a roller coaster worth waiting for. Leah was nervous. She'd never been on the Smiler and it looks terrifying. But she agreed. And so they patiently lined up, edging forward to enjoy their turn. It was a windy day, but they were sheltered from the worst of the gusts as the roller coaster cars swooped and screamed. Above them, the line edged forward and the minutes ticked past. Half past 11, noon, half past 12. By 1:00, Leah and Joe could see they were close to getting onto the Smiler itself, with the diabolical nursery tune playing and the lines surrounded by unsettling images of compliant, grinning faces. So we queued for a good hour and a half, Leah later recalled, and then we got to the front and they put us on the front carriage. Those words are from a television interview she gave just a couple of months later. In the interview, Leah is serious but calm. She's a remarkably self possessed young woman. She's also missing her left leg. Smiler trains are short and wide. Four rows, four seats in each one. Leah and Joe were in the front row. Me and Jo got excited being at the front. The front row is much sought after. You get the best views, the most excitement, the most direct exposure to everything the Smiler has to offer. But then we sat down, put the safety bars down, then we were sat for 5, 10 minutes and then we had to get back off because there were technical difficulties. That was a bit frustrating, but was Leah worried? No, not really, because all rides break down at some point, but you didn't expect anything bad to happen. So Leah and Joe stood at the front of the line and waited to get back on. The Alton Towers theme park has dedicated teams of engineers. The park wants to keep the rides running smoothly and safely, with a minimum of interruptions. The need for safety is obvious enough, but so is the need to minimise downtime. There can easily be 2,000 people in the line to ride the Smiler and Alton Towers doesn't want people saying, I queued for two hours for the Smiler and I never even got a ride. The show must go on. Which might explain why on 2 June 2015, the Smiler was operating despite the windy weather. When the roller coaster registered a fault and Lear and the other riders were taken off the train and asked to wait. Two teams of engineers hurried to the scene. The line was only getting longer and two trains were sitting out on the twisting roller coaster track, full of increasingly anxious passengers, wondering what the problem was and whether it was anything to do with the gusts of wind. The first team of engineers started to diagnose the problem, which was nothing serious, and also decided to add a fifth train to the track while the ride was suspended. That meant that once the roller coaster was operating again, it would accommodate a few more passengers. Seven minutes after the fault appeared, the engineers were able to bring a train of relieved Guests back to the station, where they got off and wandered away to enjoy the rest of the theme park. A minute after that, another train, the last occupied train arrived and the passengers disembarked. Now all four empty trains were safely inside the roller coaster station and the fifth train was added. This took another five minutes, while Leah and Joe and 2,000 people behind them waited and wondered what was happening. As the fifth train was being added, the roller coaster's electronic system flashed up seven more fault codes. Each of them was minor, but each of them needed to be acknowledged, checked and then cleared. By now, Leah and Joe and the others had been waiting nearly 20 minutes to get back on the ride. And the engineers sent an empty train around the roller coaster just to check that everything was working properly. It wasn't. The train went out, but it didn't come back. Like many roller coasters, the Smiler operates on a combination of gravity and momentum. The trains don't have engines in them. Instead, each train is pulled up a long slope by a chain lift, then released to run the course of humps and loops until finally coasting back into the station roller coaster. The clue's in the name. But because the Smiler has that world record tangle of 14 inversions, and because it stays fairly low level with the treetops, one chain lift hill won't do the job. And so halfway round the ride comes one of the defining moments of the Smiler experience. There's a second chain lift, and instead of being pulled up a long slope, the chain runs vertically. Suddenly, your seat tips back so far that your feet are higher than your head and you stare directly up at the sky being hoisted higher and higher up a vertical track. But in June 2015, that test train didn't come back because it didn't quite reach the second lift, the vertical one. It coasted to a halt just short of where the lift chain would engage. Why? Unclear. The fact that it had no passengers meant that it would have been a little lighter and carried less momentum. Then there were those gusts of wind. Whatever the reason, it wasn't quite close enough for the lift chain to finish the journey. As they were puzzling over this problem, the first team of engineers were joined by the second team, a pair of electrical engineers. They all huddled together for a brief conference. But one thing that doesn't seem to have been mentioned was that a fifth train had been added to the track. Anyway, it wasn't hard to figure out what was wrong. The ride had sensors which showed that a section of track was occupied by a train that train they'd just sent out as a test. The engineers could also look at CCTV images and see that train stopped just shy of the chain lift. Three of the engineers made their way down to the track's halfway point, the bottom of the vertical lift hill. They put their shoulders to the heavy train and started to push until the train clicked into the chain lift and up it went, straight up the vertical rails before coasting around the remaining loops and corkscrews and back to the station. Leah and Joe and the rest of the 16 passengers had been waiting for half an hour since being put onto a train and then taken off again with no knowledge of what the Smiler engineers had been up to. But at long last, they were nearly ready to get the passengers back onto the ride. Ahead of the train, Lear and the others would board. There was another empty train. The engineers sent it off around the circuit and Lear and Joe stepped forward to be strapped into the front row of the Smiler, ready for the ride of a lifetime. Cautionary Tales will be back after the break.
