Podcast
Chapped
Hosted by Juliane Popelka · EN
A challenging chat about Chopped champions with your chagrined chap, Juliane Popelka. This is not a podcast, this is live action, hard hitting, competitive cooking gameplay for those moments where you need Chopped but can't watch TV.
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Chapped - Episode 34 - Michael Jackson Nose
Jun 15, 202200:35:56Tap to summarizeWell....if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment. But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes. Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want. Hard hitting, live action, play coverage of the world's most disappointing cooking show: Chopped. Listening highlights: a michael jackson nose prophecies of unemployment somebody's fetish when dwayne "the rock" johnson was just "the rock" I hope you understand my hand gesture references my sad bowls what they can do with food nowadays reuben's self esteem issues
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 33 - No Jokes Only the Real Deal
May 15, 202200:42:26Tap to summarizeWell what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program - someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day. Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April. But that's neither here nor there as today we talk tacos and as usual - are let down and turned off by what we take in. Hot topics: what the internet can do stems on ram-a-jammin it when is a good time for Josh to roll play as a warlock? a glaring continuity error what my listeners expect a perfect description of baby corn different ways to self soothe put that fucking finger away nothing funny only the real deal Someone took notes during the editing phase...didn't she....
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 32 - My Color Wheel
Mar 26, 202200:39:08Tap to summarizeYour best friend is back. Your best friend is taking you gambling. Craving a weekend in Vegas? Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode. Listening highlights: Long wieners The additive properties of the color wheel My cat's poo Bottom thirds Don't get me wrong But my nut cheese!
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 31 - Are Your Eyes Missing Out?
Jan 2, 202200:40:16Tap to summarizeWelcome to the New Year. Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year. Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots. The original Chopped kitchen, regular shitty cooking and the usual crew loaded up with Botox. Some crucial show highlights: Rony's many special gifts. Disrespect served up on a plate. Undressed arugula. How wrong I was.
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 30 - It's a Dog
Nov 24, 202100:41:28Tap to summarizeWhat did you want? Did you want DOGS? Well, you got them with this fun episode of Chopped where there are cooking food for a dog. They also have to make human food but not surprisingly, the dog and his enjoyment takes the cake (no culinary pun intended). Highlights: Surface piercings My light and my bushel Amanda's jacket Chris' dog's dick
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 29 - Totalitarian War
Oct 12, 202100:42:06Tap to summarizeTrigger warning: this is an episode. Also, I chose to go rogue and not duck the volume of my reactions because I wanted you to know it is real. There are some very serious issues discussed this week. Issues like: Nico's beauty but also his receding hairline. Mr. Peanut from the front 3D puzzle War
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 28 - America's Least Threatening Chef
Sep 1, 202100:34:57Tap to summarizeWow, it's like opening up a diary and seeing that I've been in a coma for 2 months. But instead of a coma, I was living the American dream dumping my unemployment money into a new business. But enough about me, let's talk about you. Let's talk about this action set in a big rustic warehouse with a hook for a hand judge and some gold nails that make you say what? Sizzling topics: When the beat it so sick I'm a comic A mix and match of timelines A broken promise
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 27 - Blasphemous to both Tattoos and Magic
Jun 11, 202100:36:54Tap to summarizeWhat a great way to resurrect from the dead but with an surprisingly lively episode. Warning - I do have a new cat and feel free to jump ahead a full 2 minutes when you hear me answer "The Call." Highlights: Michelle's face Michelle's lips 90's DJ's Prayer beads
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 26 - Volunteerly Become a Duffy
May 18, 202100:35:48Tap to summarizeAUDIO WARNING: THE HOST IS REALLY INTO THIS EPISODE AND IT GETS LOUD AND ROWDY. If you are listening in headphone, be forewarned the surprises are abundant and worthy of each exclamation. Hot Pockets: -It's still Marc and Marc -Double ball sheen -The turtles are back -Fedoras
Transcribe →Chapped - Episode 25 - The Plumb Thumb Conundrum
Apr 23, 202100:33:46Tap to summarizeNever has a truer statement been said - "And we're back." It's been a minute. I took some time to mourn the passing of my dear baby cat boy Mr. Jackson. Now that I'm back, Martha Stewart is our host, I guess. Listening highlights: -It's another Marc V. Marc -Mama Martha -Round Bread -2 minutes of moderate feedback between 15:30 and 17
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