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Chicks in the Office
Oscars Best & Worst Moments, Dave Got Us a Private Jet + Harry Styles on SNL
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What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Ria
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and Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Happy Monday everybody. We have a ton to talk about. We were stranded in Seattle. We had live shows, we got the Oscars. But first, Chicks in the Office is presented by Microsoft 365 Copilot. Before we get into all the TV that we have to catch up on all the drama, we have to talk about the thing that is keeping everyone's lives organized right now. And that is Microsoft 365 copilot.
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Exactly. And you can learn more@Microsoft.com M365Copilot Happy Monday everybody.
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Happy Monday.
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How are we feeling?
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I'm not quite sure. Like where I am in the world, you know?
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Listen, neither do I. Yeah.
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I'm like, oh, we're back in the office. Like, how did I get here?
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It feels like we're just on autopilot right now. Like we've just been beep bop boop
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bop, showing up places or like us on the west coast was all a dream.
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No, you know, it truly feels that way.
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It was just all a dream.
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Feels like a fever dream. We have had quite the past couple of days.
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Yes.
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Honestly, it has been quite a journey,
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all said and done.
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I had a great time with you guys. A lot of memories to be made. A lot of laughs along the way.
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You know, I was thinking that yesterday memories were made when you texted like, oh, miss you guys or whatever. I'm like, usually at the end of a somewhat longer trip, I feel like it's the opposite of you want to get away from everyone.
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Well, what made me laugh was like, I was thinking about it. Cause when I got home, I was like, my God, it feels good to be home. And then I was like, I left four days ago. You know, our flight was. We left later on Wednesday. So by the time I got home on Sunday and like, when I left on Wednesday, it was almost exactly four days.
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It feels like we were gone for three weeks. No joke.
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Like, I was like, oh, my God, did you miss me? Back is like, it wasn't that long.
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No, it really wasn't. But we had quite a journey that made it feel like it was 10 times longer than it was. And I was even texting. We had separate flights home yesterday and I was texting Fran, like, hey, when you land. I was like, sorry, I'm attached. I'm like, I'm asking so many questions. I feel attached to you right now. We've been through so much, but we had our live show in Seattle Thursday night, which was so much fun. It was such a fantastic show. We had Ashley Heseltine from Girls Gotta Eat, which was just such a blast. Like, it really was an amazing show, in my opinion.
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I thought so too. I felt like we were a well oiled machine, these two shows. Not gonna lie. Not that we haven't. We've put on a lot of shows before. And the num. The number. How many shows have we done total? 30.
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46.
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Oh, my God. So much more than I thought I was gonna say. You would think before 46 we'd really have it down, which we have.
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Yeah.
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But these felt great.
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Yes, they did. They were fantastic. We met so many lovely people. So many listeners that maybe we. Wow. There was just a very loud noise in the. Oh, is this. That's just somebody moving chairs.
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Just somebody dragging a table across the floor.
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I thought it was a cow moving, like, that's how loud that was. But we met so many lovely people and our listeners that we maybe talk to online and, you know, have supported the show for a long time. So really, thank you so much for coming to the show. And then Friday we wake up, and snow has struck Seattle in a way that Seattle was not, I've seen in years, apparently capable of handling. They had no idea what was coming their way. We had no idea what was coming.
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We had no idea. And I don't blame him for not knowing either, because it was not that. It was not in the forecast.
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Fran was like, I can't believe I didn't know there was a blizzard coming.
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I am normally very on top of these things, especially when we're traveling. And when I saw the snow, I said, don't worry, guys. It's switching to rain. I've been looking at the forecast like, it's. It's too warm out. This snow, it can't. It can't possibly continue like this. And it said, oh, by 11:00am we're getting rain. No worries. Our flight was at like 10 or something. When was our flight?
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10?
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Yeah. 10, 9, 55. And so we were like. In my head, I was like, totally fine. Not gonna be an issue. It's warm. All right. When I saw the temperature, I was like, we'll be all right. We were not all right.
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We were not all right.
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It snowed all day. And granted, none of it was really sticking, but it was sticking on the planes, which was the issue because then all the planes need to be de iced, which is very important. But I don't think the Seattle grounds crew was ready to be de icing all these planes. Our captain told us it was taking an hour per plane. There's only three spots for the deicing to happen. An hour per plane. We never left the gate. First off, he was like, look, I'm going to keep the doors open. We're not going to pull away from the gate because I'm not liking the sound of. Of what's happening. And we're deep in the line, so let's see how this goes. We waited on the plane for an hour. And he was like, all right, we're deplanting. We're getting off this thing. I don't think we're leaving anytime soon. But don't Leave the gay area. New announcements will be coming. We all get off the plane sitting by the gate. The, the guy's telling us, nonstop, if you're on the flight to San Diego, don't leave the gate area. Don't leave the gate area. Because it's like, if we do board, it's going to be rapid fire get back on. And it was. We waited the gate for, you know, an hour plus. And then the captain comes on, he's like, all right, guys, I'm being told we're number two. Number two for what?
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I'm not sure.
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Like, but he just said, we're number two. I was like, okay, so we need to get back on the plane fast. Start boarding. And the gate agent, he was funny. He's like, he was hilarious. All right, all, all zones, everybody back to their seats. Get back on the plane immediately. Don't go get a water, get your bags, get back on the plane and don't go to the bathroom, for the love of God.
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When he said that, I was like, did he just say for the love of God? I really was like, he really did.
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The entire airport to hear.
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And we, like, morale at that point was fine. We thought, okay, maybe we'll actually get out. We'll just be super delayed. And granted, all the flights around us were being canceled like every. It was hard to keep track because all the other announcements, it was like, oh, your flight to Phoenix, canceled. Your flight to Minneapolis, canceled. Like, everything was being canceled. But our plane was there. We're looking at our plane.
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We're like, come on.
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We get back on. Pilots like, hey, we need to be out of the gate by 1:10. However, after that, we are on a one hour countdown because the crew's been working for 15 hours. And if we don't get out by 2:10, that's it. We clock out. It's not safe for us to fly to San Diego. We've been working for too long. We get out of the, you know, we get out, we get in line to de ice. We get de iced. We're getting de ice. We see that fluid flying onto our plane.
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Plane's hot.
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Plane is getting de iced.
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And
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captain comes back on. He goes, you know, folks, this is something I could not foresee. Two of the de icing trucks have run out of fluid. Not just one, but two. Our plane's not done yet. It's gonna take another 20 minutes or so for the truck to come back with the fluid. And by that time, we'll have run out of time. Cause it was like, if. If the de. Icing truck didn't run out of fluid, we maybe could have snuck out of there. However, that wasn't the case. So he joked that the crew, you know, we turned back into a pumpkin. Back to the gate. We went again, got off the plane again. At that point, we get off the gate agent was like, I don't know what to tell you guys. Like, I have no clue what's happening. Like, I don't know what's. Go to the help desk. Like, we have no answers for you, which we do. We're kind of scrambling. They give our plane. They give us a new gate. We go to that new gate. We're just looking at our beautiful de. Ice plane. The snow is still falling hard, hard. But our plane's at the gate. And then eventually they're like, okay, your flight's been canceled. We sat in our seats at the gate for maybe an hour. Like, we.
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We sprinted to McDonald's.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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In dire need. I got a Big Mac. Yeah.
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Because I. Yeah. Well, they. Once they announced the new gate, we're like, you know what? We're waiting for a while. While we're waiting, McDonald's.
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Listen. And I. I jacked up that order. It was a Big Mac. It was nuggets, it was fries. It was an apple pie. Noah got a McFlurry. Like, we were like, we gotta do it up. Yeah.
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No. And it was one of those order yourself McDonald's with the screens and everything. So all seven of us are lined up at, like, every single screen to give, like, all in a row. No. Was it.
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I almost did the.
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Anybody gonna order dessert?
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I almost did the thing where I just, like, scanned my hand over the whole menu and just, like, pops up.
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Pops up. I. Yeah, I really.
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I ordered my, like, drunk order, which I usually, like, I don't save for when you're drunk. Yeah. And, like, I haven't. I wasn't even that hungry, but I was just like, I. I deserve to eat all of this.
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No, I. At that point, it was. It was a, like, sympathy thing. It was like, I need to.
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We were eating our feelings.
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Yeah. 100%. We need to feel better. And it was so crazy because the crew had been working for so long, and they're also staring out the window at the plane. Cause they're like, we gotta get our shit off this plane, too. How do we do that?
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And.
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And when they finally canceled, we really just sat there an hour. What do we do? We're looking at every flight. There's no other Flights, everything's delayed, everything's. The entire airport shut down. Like, nobody was getting anywhere. No flights were leaving. We go into the RI and I had only carry on bags. Everybody else had stuff checked because our equipment was checked. Hayley was with us, our makeup artist. She has her giant checked bag of all her makeup. We're like, oh my God. I'm like, I don't even know what you guys do. Like, how do you get your bag off this plane? They had to all go to baggage claim to put in the request to get the bags off the plane. Because at this point there was no like, you know, when your flight gets canceled and they automatically rebook, but rebook you on something else. And it's happened before where it's like, oh, you've been rebooked, rebooked on Tuesday. And you're like, it's. It's Friday. I can't leave on Tuesday. It was to the point where none of us were. I was the only one that got rebooked. And at that me. One person is useless.
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And it wasn't even really getting you there on time.
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Oh, no, it was not. It was not. It was a connecting flight the next morning through Salt Lake city, left at 5:30am and it did not leave at 5:30am like, I was looking at if that flight left on time and it did not. There was one standby flight that 100 people were trying to get on. Three of us were on the list kind of low, like, not where was borderline. Will we make it? Will we not? But at that point, we were like,
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there's a total of seven of us.
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There's seven of us traveling. And at that point it's like, well, we can't really all separate. We sort of need all of us. And if one of us gets on this flight, but one of us doesn't, like, do we all leave it?
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Just, we need the equipment. How we gonna put on the show?
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Truly? It's like at that point, we're like, okay, executive decision needs to be made. We need to try and get on another flight. So you guys are, we need to get the bags. Get those bags off that damn plane. So they all went to baggage claim to wait in an hours long line to get their bags.
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One of the longest signs I've ever seen. Yeah, when I walked in, I was like, I thought I was gonna be at the airport until 1am I actually did.
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It was. I mean, you guys.
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Cause then they were like, by the time you get to the front of that line, then it's a possible five plus hour long wait just to get the luggage you just requested.
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Yes. Which was crazy. And I said, Ri and I will go to the Sky Club, see if we can get any answers while we're in there. So we go into the Sky Club. I walk up to the kiosk because they have their help desk and there's a little screen that's like, you know, put your name, put your phone number in and you'll, you'll be called. When it's your time and the thing pops up on the screen, I just start dying. I fall over, I'm laughing so hard, it's like, thank you so much. Francesca Mariano, you are 48th person in line. Which doesn't seem crazy, but I guess everybody, it was chaos. Everybody. And your estimated wait time is 945 minutes. And I thought 945 minutes. I had to pull up my calculator. I was like, how many, how many hours is that? 15.
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15 hour wait. Yeah. And by the way, like, you know, we got status. Fran is a diamond. This screen gold.
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No one's messaging saying, I'm a gold medallion. I demand answers.
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You gotta use whatever you got.
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And it said the screen pop for just a Marina. Thank you so much for being a diamond medallion. Your wait time is 945 minutes. Listen now, I did call the number multiple times and they were lovely. They were like, look, I don't know what to tell you. We have only the info that you guys have because it wasn't, you know, a Delta issue. It was really like the ground team at the Seattle airport was so backed up cause of the weather. We're listening to everybody around us. I'm listening to this girl who's like trying to get to Tokyo. She was like, they booked me on a flight that leaves on Tuesday. That's not gonna work. So everybody's going, everybody's going nuts.
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It felt like final destination at one point because we were in line and this like older grandma like trips and like fell face first, like smashed her head to the ground. And we all look at each other like, what is happening right now?
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It was madness. And girls, everyone was trying to help. I really appreciate it. You know, there's in my, in my messages. Try this airport, try that airport. Guys, I looked up everything, like every. I was like, let's cross the border. Let's get to Canada. Let's get to Vancouver. That no flights. There were just, there's no flights. Nothing that was going to get us there on time. Because at that, by that Point on Friday, it was like, well, there's nothing leaving Friday night. Like, there was really nothing. And then at that point, Saturday was like, either all connecting flights. I'm trying all these smaller airports in Oregon. Like, it was crazy.
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No, it was absolute madness. We just couldn't find anything. And also things that would get us there on time. So we were just, like, this close to canceling the show because we had no other option. Really did not want to do that.
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And Rhea was like, you know what? I think I have. I think I gotta send a text.
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I was like, well, what if I just called Dave up when you said that?
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I, like, flipped my head backwards.
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I was like, yeah. Everyone was like, wait, what? I said, guys, I think I'm just gonna text Dave.
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We were all like, if you want to do it.
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Graham was like, I want nothing to do with that.
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Yeah, like, if you.
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Oh, I think I was probably like,
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do it if you want to do it. I said, go right ahead.
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And I. And I just. I mustered up the courage. Cause I was like, if he. He could just say, go fuck yourself. No. You know what I mean? Like, what's the worst he could say, like, no?
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At that point, we were so desperate, too, that it was like, no, truly, what is the worst thing he could. He just laughs at our faces. Are you nuts?
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Yeah, that's it. And I was like.
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And I would have accepted that.
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And I would've fully accepted that with the way things were going.
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Cause at least then we could have said if we did need to cancel the show, it'd be like, guys, we tried everything. We tried everything from like, taking a road trip to calling Dave. Like, we. Every part. Like, every single possible option. We tried.
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We tried. So I texted him. I was like, hi, I have an insane question. He was like, yep. I. I was like, listen, we're stuck in Seattle. And then, you know, you don't want to give him too many details. Like, Dave is not somebody who wants every single detail of what happened on your day. So I was just like, we're stuck in Seattle. We have a show in San Diego. We got clients coming. We got our listeners. We don't want to cancel. Is there any way, like, to get a. How do we get a plane? Is that possible? You know, I don't even know the correct word usage to getting a private jet. I was like, hey, anyway, we could charter a plane, boss.
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Like, I don't know. It's like, you have a guy?
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Yeah. You got somebody that can help you?
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We don't have a Guy.
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We don't, but I think that you might. And he was like, I don't mind trying. Trying to get you one, but I don't know if that's possible. Like, I don't.
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Is it? We were asked. I was a pretty. It was a pretty last minute turnaround.
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I don't get planes, like, last minute, like this short notice like that.
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Yeah.
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He was like, I would put it at like a 10% chance.
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Yeah.
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That we can get a plane. So I don't know what happened, but couple hours later, Spider calls me up. Plane is confirmed. Got the plane, got it done. And we left from Seattle the next day on a private jet. Yeah. Now, everyone was in great spirits after that. Everyone's like, oh, well, you know what? Yeah, day from hell. Travel day from hell. But goddamn, Noah Ives gets to go on a private jet.
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Like, man, things are looking up, up, up.
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Yeah. Well, the. Well, then everyone's like, all right, well, we'll be arriving in style. Because then we were able to leave from Seattle and make it to San Diego on time to get to the show. Because all the other options were like, even if we drove to Portland, we'd get on a flight, but we weren't sure if it would get us there on time. Everyone's bags, like, they're going to go missing again. Like, it was a whole thing. So when. When Spider called with the confirmation that he was able to get it done, it was just like,
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certainly was. And we, you know, we, we. It was the, the full treatment. We pull up. It's just like walking on this gorgeous, gorgeous play. And we get gorgeous. We there, like, like we said before, there's seven of us. So we're all laughing. It's like, oh, how are we playing this? Like, is this like we're playing this cool? Like, we act like you've been there before or. Or not.
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I texted the group chat and was like, so are we playing this cool or not? And Noah goes, oh, I wasn't planning on acting chill about this at all.
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I had already taken my sunglasses out to wear.
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So then I.
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So because of the way that the day was gonna work, I had to do my hair in the morning because by the time we landed, it would be like later on. And we, you know, usually we get. We get ready early and so I had to put my hair in pin curls so that we'd be ready for the show. And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm showing up on the plane like this. I'm just like leaning in full Parent trap, sunglasses, hair rollers. I wish I had a pack of cigarettes. The whole thing. And honestly, the crew told us that we were refreshing and that they were so excited about how excited we were, because they're used to people just getting on the plane, like, bah, humbug. We do this all the time.
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They're used to the rich assholes.
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Yeah. And they were like, you got. It's so refreshing to see you guys so excited about this.
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We were so excited.
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We're looking at us in the cockpit,
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I was gonna say. At one point halfway through the flight, one of the pilots came back. He goes, anybody want to see the cockpit? We go, me. Yeah, me. Take me to the cockpit.
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The amount of pictures I have posing, like, in between, like, literally, I'm like, hey. I said to the pilot, I'm like, hey, can you turn around and smile? He's like, well, I gotta go.
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Like, no. He's like, you know. You were like, it's to both of them. And they're like, well, one of us has to technically be looking out.
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He was like, well, we have to, like, check, you know, keep. Which I like. I was like, that's really nice. You keep your eyes on the plane, you know?
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Yeah, keep your eyes on the sky.
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You know, we sat down and we were like, you know, we usually see people drinking on these sort of things. Like, do they have alcohol on here? What's the deal? You know, do we have to bring our own?
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At that point? I'm thinking about this plane. Like, it's like a party package.
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Yeah, I think it's byob.
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I'm like. I'm thinking, like, it's a party package. Like, we.
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We.
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We got the lowest package where it's like, bring your own snacks, bring your own food. Like, bring your own liquor. Like, you're getting the plane, you know? Right. I'm like, that.
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We.
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I don't know what level we're at, but I'm like, we're. We're the minimum of just putting our bodies on this plane to get to
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where we need to be fine by us.
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Which, absolutely, we're fine. But it was lovely. We had a little fruit spread. Great snacks. Mimosas. Mimosas.
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Oh, my God. When the mimosas hit, I was just
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like, oh, who was the first one to ask for a mimosa? I think it must have been you.
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I was the first one where she came up and said, do you want something to drink? And I'm like, oh, what do you have? And, like, let her list it. Out until she got to, like, starting to the alcohol portion. I'm like, oh, yeah, Prosecco.
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I'll take it.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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She was like, just Prosecco. I'm like, I guess I'm like, orange juice with it.
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Brought it out.
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There you go.
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Yeah, yeah. It was. It was quite the freaking experience, honestly. And then they had a speaker. We were able to play music over the whole plane because we all looked at each other. We were like, all right, are we putting headphones in?
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Are we talking the whole time?
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It was like a two and a half hour flight. So are we gonna hang out? Are we gonna ignore each other? But the vibes were high.
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Yeah, look, we learned a lot about the West Coast. One being when we're in Seattle, we're like, so how long would it be to drive? And we're just like, impossible. It's a day.
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Yeah.
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A
Like, a quick Google search was, like, 21 to 23 hours. Oh, okay. Not quite what we had thought. Like, damn, this west coast is long. But it was like. It was just like, the most stunning flight. I was looking out the window the whole time. I'm like, what a cool state California is. We're looking at. Out to the left, there's mountains to the left. To the right, you can see, like, the valleys of Fresno. We got the screen on the plane. I'm looking at the map. I'm trying to figure out where we are. I'm like, guys, guys, everyone out. Out your windows to the right. We're flying over Lake Tahoe, Everybody. Look like, I went full dad mode. I was not. I was truly mapping out our whole ride. I'm like, all right, guys, buckle up. We're about to go over Los Angeles.
- [24:14]
B
No, it was awesome, though. It was insane because, let me tell you, the windows on the mountains. The windows are clear. They were clean. So clean. We were stunned to be able to see so clearly out our window.
- [24:26]
A
Truly, it was like, oh, I can actually take a video out this window. And it was. It looks clear.
- [24:31]
C
Like, is that, like, we're lower than, like, we would be probably right.
- [24:37]
A
I actually think we were higher.
- [24:40]
C
I was like, oh, a smaller plane must be, like, lower than, like, commercial.
- [24:44]
A
Yeah, I thought that, but I think at one point I was looking at it, like, I said, I was monitoring the screens, and I think we were flying at, like, 45,000ft.
- [24:58]
C
I don't know what the, like, standard.
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B
30.
- [25:01]
C
30. Oh. Because I was just like, damn.
- [25:03]
A
Like, if you think about when they're like, all right, we've reached our cruising altitude of 30,000ft. I'm pretty sure the screen said 45. Because also, when I went up to the cockpit and talked to the pilots, I was like, guys, I can't. That view over Lake Tahoe, that's something else, huh?
- [25:17]
B
Yeah.
- [25:17]
A
And they were like, yeah. The one guy was like, I wish we could have been a little lower today. You can really see it even better. I was like, we could see it perfectly from where we were at.
- [25:25]
B
Crystal clear for us.
- [25:26]
A
Yeah, Yeah. I was like, I feel like I could see right to the bottom of the lake.
- [25:29]
B
From where.
- [25:29]
A
From where we were. So it was. It was just really stunning. It was really, really cool.
- [25:37]
B
It was really quite the experience. Honestly. It was so, so cool. Once in a lifetime.
- [25:44]
A
Yeah.
- [25:45]
B
Yeah. Camp. Can't foresee us doing that.
- [25:48]
A
Oh, no, wait, wait.
- [25:50]
C
I thought we were taking one to Dallas.
- [25:51]
A
Yeah. It was so certainly not a get used to it moment.
- [25:54]
B
No, no.
- [25:55]
A
It was like to wake up at 5am to get to the airport Sunday morning. Because let me mark my words, after everything that happened, I said, I'll be on the first flight out. Like, because we. On Friday, there was a couple, like, of the. Of the members of the live events team that left on the earliest flight. And that flight left.
- [26:17]
C
Mm.
- [26:18]
A
Now we, like I said, weather really slapped us in the face.
- [26:22]
B
It did.
- [26:22]
A
We just did not know that that was gonna be an element. So I'm like, you know what? This is why you take the first flight out. And my God, on Sunday, we were
- [26:32]
B
all out of there, all out of their Ferris. Because I asked Fran, I was like, should we take that 7am on Friday instead? And she was like, nah. And I was like, all right, fine. Nah. And we were just sitting there. Like, when you have one of those moments, you were like, why didn't I do what I was going to do?
- [26:46]
C
Because there were some barstool people who took that.
- [26:49]
A
Yes, yes. And there's like, I thought about it too. Cause then of course, we get to San Diego and we're like, okay, it's stunning here. We're not gonna spend any. Not gonna get to spend any time. Would love an extra day. And I'm looking at. I'm like, oh, Sunday. And then my guy, New York Metro weather, I see his story about how there's this big storm system coming through on Monday, expect major travel delays. And I was like, nope, we're all even Sunday morning.
- [27:24]
B
We're getting.
- [27:24]
A
Sorry, it's not even a discussion. We're all getting the fuck out of here. Because if we were to try and leave Monday. It's going to be a disaster. Flying, traveling. So it ain't happening. It ain't happening. So we all, you know, really kind of got on that. Those first flights out.
- [27:39]
B
It was a huge bummer on Friday, though, because we did have other work commitments on Friday night in San Diego.
- [27:44]
A
That sucked.
- [27:45]
B
And we had to cancel those.
- [27:47]
A
We're supposed to do a photo shoot.
- [27:48]
B
We were supposed to do a photo shoot. We were supposed to be a client. There was. There was a lot to be done.
- [27:53]
C
I'm supposed to go to the beach.
- [27:54]
B
Yeah, there was a lot to be done in San Diego Friday night, work wise. And we couldn't make it happen, which was a huge bummer. And.
- [28:02]
A
And this was very nice of you, but also at the same time, like, a little torturous because you had made this fabulous dinner reservation for all of us on Friday and we weren't there. So you had told the members of the, you know, of Barstool that were. That had made it, hey, guys, like, I had this reservation. You guys should take it and send me pictures of the food I wanted to see. And my God, did it look fantastic. And it was a group chat. I was in it too. I was like, I don't wanna see this.
- [28:32]
B
Yeah. I was like, send pictures of the atmosphere and all the food.
- [28:36]
A
And they were getting the play by play.
- [28:37]
B
Thanks so much for the reservation. I'm like, yeah, enjoy. And I was so. I was like, wow, that looked fantastic. Looked like a great dinner. I'm glad they had a good time. It did. It did. But the what if I just called Dave up? Worked so huge. Huge. Thank you to Dave for making this happen and honestly fulfilling a dream of ours and our team and for getting us to San Diego so that we did not have to cancel the show and let everybody down, including all of our listeners. And everybody was going to be at the show because that would have been devastating. So glad we were able to make it happen. We ended up getting there in style, which was amazing.
- [29:13]
A
And the show on Saturday was so fun.
- [29:15]
B
So fun. Joey and Kelsey came and they're always a blast. Always a treat. We were having such a good time backstage. We had quite the time after as well because cousin Franny, my. Yeah, my bestie Franny, my other. My other Fran moved to San Diego and so we got to see her. Yeah. And wow, she was in rare form.
- [29:36]
A
Yeah. There's always.
- [29:38]
B
She is always a present.
- [29:39]
A
Yeah. There's always something that goes down and
- [29:42]
C
I feel like that is just always how she Is.
- [29:44]
A
Yeah. It is always there, which is great. You just need a friend that brings the entertainment.
- [29:48]
B
Always. She's always bringing something.
- [29:50]
A
Yeah.
- [29:50]
B
And that is what we need.
- [29:51]
A
And she brought the entertainment, which was so fun. Which was. Which was really fun. What a saga on the West Coast. Four days that felt like a lifetime. It did feel like a lifetime.
- [30:01]
B
And then getting home yesterday, Matt was so fucking pumped because the bracket was coming out. Yeah. And it was maybe one of the first times where I was like, hey, you watching something? He was like, yes. I was like, what's on? He's like, the bracket reveal. I was like, oh, my God, what an exciting night. They got the selection show. We got the Oscars. Yep.
- [30:23]
A
We got Jeff D. Lo's birthday.
- [30:24]
B
Yeah. No,
- [30:27]
A
it's a big day.
- [30:28]
B
You know what's so funny is that I texted Jeff happy birthday, and he was like, the Oscars are on. We got usa.
- [30:35]
A
He gets this. His favorite.
- [30:37]
B
He's like, I gotta watch the love story. It's a great day for tv for Jeff's birthday.
- [30:40]
A
It really was, by the way, crazy baseball game. Yeah, that was. We had a, like, split screen. We were watching with this sound of the Oscars. Debatable last pitch.
- [30:51]
B
Yeah.
- [30:51]
A
I'm sorry, Was it a strike? Was it not?
- [30:53]
B
Yeah. You want to discuss.
- [30:54]
A
No, I'm kidding.
- [30:55]
B
I don't. I was gonna say. Please, I don't want to discuss this.
- [30:59]
A
I'm kidding. No, we. Yeah, it was. It was a good. Like, it was an ideal get home Sunday, because there's a lot of.
- [31:08]
B
No. But I was kind of pissed off the Oscars were on. I was like, this is taking up the whole night right now.
- [31:14]
A
I gotta catch up. My God, did I not. Like, 7pm really was a surprise. It was. All of a sudden, the show started. Conan o' Brien's running away from those kids. I was like, is this the show? No, it was insane.
- [31:24]
B
And also, Mormon Wives came out, and I was trying to finish it, and I ended up having to finish it after the Oscars. So I was up way too late. Cause I wanted to finish the show.
- [31:32]
A
Yeah. And I still didn't fully finish as
- [31:35]
B
I was watching the Oscars. I'm like, man, I really could have put on the Mormon Wives because it was kind of a boring show. We'll get into it. But.
- [31:43]
A
Yeah. And, you know, this is the dilemma of not having a TV in your bedroom. Cause I know you guys do. But, you know, I had Mormon Wives on for a second, and Joe was like, I can't do this.
- [31:56]
B
Really?
- [31:57]
A
Yeah, he did not. Yeah. And I was like, you know what?
- [31:59]
B
Fair. I feel like it's juicy enough that maybe someone would be like, what the hell's going on?
- [32:02]
A
No, he really doesn't do the reality tv. Like the competition reality tv, sure. But any other type of reality tv, it's like, he's like, you gotta turn this off. So I was able to sneak in one more. One more episode quick, before. Before the Oscars started. But, yeah, we can get into our full Oscars, show the rest of the show. Anything else you want to add from our insane trip?
- [32:34]
C
I feel like we covered it.
- [32:35]
A
Yeah.
- [32:36]
C
I'm like, what else happened?
- [32:37]
B
We took so many pictures.
- [32:38]
C
Yeah, we'll put some in. And while we were talking about it.
- [32:41]
B
Yeah, we put so many pictures. I took so many pictures on that private plane that I'm like, I actually don't want to post any of these.
- [32:47]
C
Should I full post that when you're on it?
- [32:50]
A
Yeah. Yeah. You're like, these are amazing.
- [32:52]
B
And then when you. When you get home two days later, the memories. Yeah.
- [32:54]
C
I don't know. They still look pretty sick to me.
- [32:56]
B
They do. But then you're stuck. Like, when you get back on the plane the next day and you're. You have no TV in front of you in your seat on the plane that you're on the next day, and you're like, I'm a fraud.
- [33:06]
A
Yeah, no, Noah texted when he was like, can't believe my. My plane stories are about to expire.
- [33:11]
C
Yeah, no. I was like, no.
- [33:14]
A
Yeah, you may have to full post some of them so they last forever.
- [33:17]
C
Oh, what was the point?
- [33:18]
A
Or maybe you make a highlight.
- [33:19]
B
Just.
- [33:20]
A
Yeah, just.
- [33:21]
B
Just a highlight from the plane.
- [33:23]
C
No, I might have to full post it.
- [33:25]
B
Yeah, do it. Do a full. You haven't full posted in a while since.
- [33:28]
C
You know, I've really. You know, I really have to. Full post is. If you go to my Instagram right now, it's like, a little too Kate. Too much Kate Hudson.
- [33:35]
B
Yeah.
- [33:35]
C
Your last post is you and Kate, last two posts.
- [33:38]
B
Yeah.
- [33:38]
C
And it's in my description, so I'm like, I gotta bury her a little bit.
- [33:42]
B
Right. It's kind of like you're a Kate Hudson fan.
- [33:44]
C
That's what I'm saying.
- [33:44]
B
Like, I. Yeah, yeah, let's get that. Let's get that private plane up there. Big post dropping soon. All right, let's get. Yeah. Be on the lookout. All right, let's get into the rest of the show. We have our big Oscars Recap. We're Also going to talk about Harry Styles on Saturday Night Live and Weekly Watch Report, which is filled with a ton of shows. Love is blind, Mormon wives, the whole thing. So let's get into it. Last night, when I got home from just a long weekend of travel, I was so excited because I had my skims fits everybody boy short waiting for me, took a good everything shower, washed my hair, shave, do the whole thing. And I was able to just throw these bad boys on. And oh, my God, I was so comfortable. And it's converted me into wearing full underwear again. The feeling is like no underwear I've ever worn before. I'm not kidding. These are my favorite. The fabric melts onto your skin and you'll forget you're even wearing it. Throw it on with a T shirt, have the boy shorts on. And everybody should experience this level of comfort, especially after a long day of travel and everything showered, throwing these on. There is nothing better. I also have the fits everybody triangle bralette, which is so comfortable. And I'm amazed at all of these products and how comfortable they really are. Like, wow, they are life changing. So shop our favorite bras and underwear@skims.com and after you place your order, be sure to let them know that we sent you. Select podcast in the survey and be sure to select chicks in the office in the dropdown menu that follows. Harry Styles made his big appearance on Saturday Night Live this past Saturday night.
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A
Yes, he did. Um, I came back to the hotel and just like, immediately wanted to watch all of it. First of all, I just. From the top, I want to say, because we talked about what songs he was gonna perform. He did Dance no More and Coming up Roses, which is just like. Did he see the graphic of our favorite songs?
- [35:48]
B
It immediately felt that way. When you said that's what he's saying.
- [35:51]
A
Yeah. Did he see the graphic? You had watched number one and two
- [35:54]
B
for both of us. Yeah. You had watched it before. I did. And I thought, this is a really sick thought. But I'm actually really convincing myself that Harry or his team had seen.
- [36:05]
A
Yep.
- [36:06]
B
That we put those at top two, number one. And for us. Well, we got to trust Fran and Rhea here and perform the favorites. Clearly, if those two are their favorites and it's everyone's favorites, of course.
- [36:19]
A
And, you know, it's always so funny when we do those rankings because people have, like, people get so worked up about it and it's like, well, you have your favorites. I don't know if people think that we're like, these are the best Ones it's like, okay.
- [36:35]
C
I mean, to you, they are.
- [36:36]
A
Yeah, but they're. I don't like, but they're.
- [36:38]
C
That should be the same.
- [36:39]
A
People interpret the word best differently. Like, I. Your best song could be a song that I don't really like, but that's just because it's not my favorite. These are my favorites. When I'm doing one through five, I'm like, these are my favorites. I'm not saying these are the ones that musically are so superior to the other ones. It's like, no, these are just the
- [36:58]
B
ones I like the most.
- [37:00]
A
And by the way, like, ones you can like other ones the most when
- [37:03]
B
people are like, you miss this one. No, I didn't, actually, because these are the ones I like the most are my favorite. So, like, why are you yelling at me that I didn't put this song on my top five? Yeah, it's not on my top five.
- [37:15]
A
Yeah.
- [37:16]
B
So I know.
- [37:18]
A
And you can have your favorites. It's totally fine. And Harry played our favorites. Okay, so. So we won Coming Up Roses and Dance no More. It was amazing. Ryan Gosling come back to introduce him for one. And then Paul Simon for Coming Up Roses, which was really cool and a pretty full circle. If, you know, like, there was a. You know, he had talked about the origin of Carla's song and his friendship with his friend Carla and their bond of, you know, finding Paul Simon's music and bonding over that. And then having Paul Simon announce him was really, really cool. I thought he did a great job. I thought he was very funny. Here's the thing. He's spectacular. He's funny. He's charismatic. He can act. He does it all. So even when the sketches, I'm like, not LOL o L ing, I'm like, he's still doing a great job.
- [38:13]
B
Right.
- [38:13]
A
And some of them were very good.
- [38:14]
B
He himself, so talented.
- [38:17]
A
So talented. Probably my favorite was the Sebastian Maniscalco courtroom sketch where Marcelo was playing Sebastian Maniscalco. And it's like the crazy accent, the whole thing and the movements. And then Harry did his impression of. Of Marcelo doing the impression, and it was really funny.
- [38:39]
B
It was really funny. I saw Sebastian Maniscalco be like, all right, now this is the second time I'm being impersonated on the show. It would be great if I can come on.
- [38:48]
A
Yeah.
- [38:49]
B
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, Sebastian Scalp was like, yeah, so when am I hosting?
- [38:53]
C
I mean, great promo for him. You got Harry Styles doing an impression.
- [38:58]
A
But I would think that they would. I would Think he would be a great host. And I was kind of surprised that he hadn't hosted.
- [39:04]
B
Yeah, I think he'd be great too. But I get what he's saying where he's like, any chance I could come on? Because you guys keep impersonating me. But no, that was so good of Harry. Like, we're forgetting he's a British man doing Sebastian Maniscalco. Very impressive.
- [39:19]
A
He's pretty good at accents, I'm not gonna lie. You know, throughout the whole show, there was a couple different accents he did. And I was like, he's nailing this.
- [39:26]
B
He's just such a talented man. And we saw that all on display. And like you said, whether the sketches are that funny or not, because a lot of times they're not.
- [39:36]
A
He does you like his monologue?
- [39:39]
B
Yes, I thought his monologue was great. I thought that we found out more about him in that monologue than we have in the past 10 years.
- [39:44]
A
Yeah, yeah.
- [39:45]
B
You know, like, he really played into, like, what people think about him or not think about it. I'm like, he's in on it.
- [39:52]
A
Yeah. And I'm sure there was some collaboration there. But I also really loved just the fact that he did a monologue like that. Because sometimes I think really big celebrities or especially singers do some sort of bit or song that includes a lot of other people and there's like a ensemble element to it. And yes, he had that moment with Ben, but I felt like he was like, give me my. Give me my five minute. Like, give me my five minutes. Like, this is my stand up comedy routine. This is my five minutes. And he crushed it. Which not every host does a monologue like that. Like I said, normally, sometimes it's just the stand up comedians who host who do a monologue.
- [40:43]
C
Sometimes they'll do like a song and they're not really, like, doing.
- [40:45]
A
So yeah, like, I was like, when you, when a singer comes on, they maybe they do some sort of song or joke song or whatever. And he did a full routine and I loved it. I thought it was really funny and like you said, touched on a lot of things, like in his life that people have said about him or laughing. What he. What he has continually shown is that he can laugh at himself, which is a fantastic trait to have when you are that famous.
- [41:08]
B
It is. No, I feel like he's so in on it, which is making love him even more. Like he was. He's like, I like fruit a lot. I also like sex. And then he was like a runner's high. I Also like ecstasy, like.
- [41:18]
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was.
- [41:19]
B
It was just all very much like,
- [41:20]
A
what people ecstasy joke was very funny.
- [41:22]
B
Yeah, it was.
- [41:23]
C
Did you see Ben Marshall, like, outside after snl?
- [41:25]
A
Yeah.
- [41:25]
C
People being like, what was it like? Kissing Aries out, like, yelling at him. He was like, a lady never tells the lady.
- [41:32]
B
So fucking funny.
- [41:33]
A
It was very funny. But yeah, and the. The song that they did, like, the short that they did with the Irish dance, I thought was funny. He just. He also looked fantastic in that one, I thought right there. But yeah, it was. All in all, I felt like he crushed, I think.
- [41:54]
B
So do you think he gets nervous? Because I saw him. He fumbled up coming up roses a little bit.
- [41:59]
A
Yeah. Yeah. But I know song. I don't know. I used to sing it that many times.
- [42:04]
B
I'm not. I'm not thinking that he's super nervous.
- [42:07]
A
Yeah.
- [42:08]
B
I'm just thinking he's trying to find his footing about. He's singing the song live for, like, one of the first times.
- [42:12]
A
Yeah. And I think sometimes you just really have a brain fart in your own lyrics. And maybe as you're saying, you're like, oh, my God, what the fuck was that word again? And you just sort of space. Or maybe you're. You're already thinking about, like, the next
- [42:25]
B
part played into the song, fumbling his words.
- [42:27]
A
Yeah, yeah, it did. It did. And it was still absolutely, absolutely beautiful. We talked about this at the live show. The live show is a bunch, so if you were there, you already heard it. But if not, it was sent to me 9 million times, so I feel like I should address that. Me and Harry Styles dad both thought the lyrics were, DJs don't dance anywhere they sit. And Harry talked about this on the BBC and he was like. He's like, my dad thought that was a lyric. And he goes, and you know, as a lyric, that's insane. Okay, fair. That's okay. But. Sorry. That's why I thought it was funny.
- [43:10]
B
Yeah.
- [43:11]
A
He's like DJ's own dancing where they sit. It's like not a lyric. It's just like a statement.
- [43:15]
B
He was like, it's an observation. Not really a feeling.
- [43:18]
A
Not really a feeling. Not real lyric. Because they were like, well, who's they? He was like, oh, my friend Chloe. He's explaining it. He said, my dad thought it was DJs don't dance and where they sit. So really, I'm just turning into everybody's father, you know, that's. That's Father Fran. That's the gist of this is what I'm getting is just like, forget being like, I'm just really becoming everybody's father. So that's where we're at. Me and Mr. Styles maybe need to check our hearing. I don't know. And thank you to everyone who told me that they also heard it. And I still hear it when I listen to the song.
- [43:51]
B
I don't. I don't hear it, but I will stand with you.
- [43:55]
A
Yeah, I appreciate it. Or sit with you. Thank you. Or sit. Yeah. Or sit. But I thought that was so funny. And I was like, wow, validation.
- [44:04]
B
It was, it was very validating. And honestly, I could watch that clip a million times of him being like, it's not. It's an observation, not a feeling.
- [44:12]
A
To be honest, every time it's said to me, I watch it again.
- [44:14]
B
It's because it makes me.
- [44:15]
A
He's like, as a lyric, it's insane.
- [44:18]
B
It's such a good clip. But Harry, we're so excited to see more of you, so keep it coming.
- [44:23]
A
Proud of you, pal.
- [44:24]
B
Yeah, we're very proud of you. And you know, we know you did those songs for us. Uh huh. All right, let's get into the Oscars. Recap. We are first going to start off with the Oscars. Red carpet. Everybody looking fabulous. What I really noticed though was everybody's hair was on point. And when your hair looks good, you show up way more confident, feeling like yourself. We know what that's like and I'm sure these celebrities know what that's like as well. Good hair days do more than we give them credit for. When your hair feels healthy, you show up differently. You're more confident, you're more relaxed, and you're not constantly checking mirrors or breaking out your phone to look at the camera to see what your hair looks like. Nutrafol supports hair health from within, working overtime to deliver results you could see and feel. So your hair becomes something you enjoy enjoy, not something you stress about. Nutrafol is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement brand. And it's the number one hair growth supplement brand personally used by dermatologists. So let your hair be one less thing to worry about. See visibly thicker, stronger, faster. Growing hair in three to six months with Nutrafol for a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listener 10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrafol.com Enter promo code chicks. That's nutrafol.com spelled n u t r a f o l.com promo code chicks. Let's get into the red carpet. I mean, people were looking fabulous. They were looking beautiful. Nothing too crazy.
- [45:58]
A
I don't think there really wasn't anything too crazy. No. Like crazy showstoppers and there. Well, that's not true.
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B
Some.
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A
Everybody looked gorgeous. But the. I don't know if I had like a jaw dropping moment. I will say everybody looked gorgeous. I think that I had a couple favorites. And then everybody else was like, they looked pretty, you know, like a couple standouts to me. And then everybody else looked gorgeous. I think my two best dress were Jesse Buckley and Emma Stone.
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B
I absolutely was in love with Emma Stone's look. Jessie Buckley. So classic, so beautiful. I thought the dress was so pretty. Emma Stone. I. I out loud went, wow.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Like, it just was such a gorgeous. But. Yeah, but simple, simply gorgeous.
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A
To me, it just looked effortless.
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B
It did. But also had such a dazzle to it as well. And then on top of that, Elle Fanning. I. I loved Elf Fanning. I thought that the neckline paired with the necklace was great and I thought that the gown was beautiful. I loved Al Fannings and Emma Stones the most. Like you said, everyone else kind of lumped together. Where I really had the wow moments was the Vanity Fair party.
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A
Like, yeah.
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B
Once it got to the Vanity Fair red carpet, I was like, wow.
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A
Wow. Yeah, definitely.
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B
Wow. Wow.
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A
I was a little disappointed in what. In what Chase Infinity wore because she has been such a showstopper all award season that I like, I loved the color of it was like a pale purple color is really pretty. But it was like a little prom y to me.
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B
I felt that way as well. I think that she has been crushing red carpets and this one fell a little flat.
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A
Yeah.
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B
I thought Barbie Ferreira looked great. She. We posted her on Chicks in the Office and she's in this like stunning blue dress that I thought was gorgeous.
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A
Yeah, the color was really pretty.
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B
There weren't that many. Like, oh, that's different. Yeah, it's the Oscars. So I feel like people try to. They try to keep it safe.
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A
Right. Or they go different. You're like, eh. And like Teyana Taylor also another one that's looked fabulous across every award show. And I saw people loving this Oscars. Dress wasn't particularly my. My favorite either. I do. I did feel like there was a lot of like, big jewels, which I love. Like, give me a giant diamond necklace. But sometimes there was a lot of giant diamond necklaces that maybe didn't necessarily go with the dress. Like when you were saying like, Elle Fannings, I Thought that, like worked perfectly. But then there were some even. I don't think she walked the carpet. But during the show, Zoe Zaldana presented and she did her dress. Her dress was. Oh, she did. Her dress was. Oh, there she is. Her dress was so pretty. But I was like, the necklace, like, didn't go with the dress in my mind.
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B
I also felt like this dress was a little bit house of CB for me.
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A
Yeah.
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B
For the Oscars.
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A
Yeah. I agree. I agree. Demi Moore had the big feather thing situation that it was interesting. Not my favorite. I thought the guys, all the guys were very well dressed. I thought Michael B. Jordan stand out.
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B
Stand out, obviously. But they all looked classically handsome to me.
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A
Yeah. I did really like Rose Byrne's dress as well. I thought it was really pretty different patterned, which was cool. I didn't like Gwyneth Paltrow's.
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B
That was kind of just plain.
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A
It was plain, but it was totally open on the sides.
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B
Yeah.
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A
Which was interesting because it's like photographed on the carpet. You couldn't really tell that. But then when she turned to the side, it was like, yeah, whole side is open also.
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C
I don't know much about, like serving, as they say, but I feel like she was giving nothing when we were posting this. I was like, trying to find a good picture of her, like given a good face. Just nothing. She's given nothing.
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B
She was actually. Fran said that to me about myself the other day. When you're taking pictures, she goes, you're giving nothing. So me and Gwyneth Paltrow, one in the same.
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A
Nicole Kidman looked amazing.
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B
Nicole Kidman's was fun.
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A
You Jacob Elordi, I thought was, well, yeah, well done.
- [50:07]
B
It seems like this is a common thing with guys hair lately. Like, they're just doing this look.
- [50:10]
A
Oh, I wanted to see.
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B
What is it? Is it a mullet? Is it a messy look? What is it?
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A
Right.
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B
Because a lot of guys are doing this lately.
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A
It is. I'm not quite sure what exactly how you would even really describe it.
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B
I have. That's my problem. I have no idea how to describe it.
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C
Just got out of hair. Got out of bed hair.
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B
Yeah, like.
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A
Yeah.
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B
I don't know how to describe this hair. Timothee Chalamet kind of has a similar thing going on where it's like.
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A
Yeah, how do.
- [50:33]
B
How does one describe this hair?
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A
Shaggy. Yeah, that might like. It's like a little.
- [50:39]
B
It looks like like someone took scissors and just went like, Edward Scissorhands gave him a haircut and was like, this Is what we got. He doesn't look bad.
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A
No, no, no.
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B
But I just don't understand it.
- [50:51]
A
Yeah, that's so fair. Anne Hathaway looked gorgeous.
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B
I loved Anne Hathaway.
- [50:56]
A
Love Dan Hathaway. One thing needed to go, like, you know. You know what they say when you, like, get dress and it's like, take off one accessory, and then you're. And then you're good to go. One accessory. I think maybe, like, the belts or it was like the necklace and the earrings were maybe. Maybe one of those.
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B
Yeah, I think I would have taken off either the necklace or earrings.
- [51:20]
A
Like, if you go with that necklace or maybe both. Simpler earring.
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B
Both Gotta go.
- [51:24]
A
Or in the earrings without the giant necklace. To be honest, I think I might have gone. I might go with the belt.
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B
I think the belt is what is. Is what's making the dress look even cooler because it's kind of like bringing her waist.
- [51:37]
A
Like the belt. Maybe it's just the kind of belt, like, if it was simpler, because I was thinking maybe the gloves. But I like the gloves.
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B
No, I like the gloves.
- [51:47]
A
So maybe wouldn't be the gloves, but there was. It was just, you know, there's a lot going on. Kate Hudson, gorgeous. That looks like. I mean, this in the nicest way possible. Like a really stunning backsplash.
- [52:02]
B
Oh.
- [52:02]
A
You know, like a mos. Like a mosaic. Like a beautiful aquamarine mosaic.
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B
Yeah. Love seeing her with her mom.
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A
Yeah, me too. And this was another one where I thought, like, the dress is so stunning that the necklace could have been simplified just a little. Where are the diamonds? Where are the diamonds?
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B
There's a lot of diamonds out to
- [52:26]
A
play, but maybe just like a little. A little thinner.
- [52:29]
B
Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. That could have done without, but I
- [52:33]
A
thought she looked gorgeous. I really love this. What a stunning color on her. Gorgeous color, you know, really, really pretty color.
- [52:39]
B
Speaking of gorgeous colors, going to the Vanity Fair red carpet, that dress. Kendall Jenner wore, that light blue dress.
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A
Yeah. It's pretty.
- [52:47]
B
Maybe the best. One of the best dresses she's ever worn. I truly was like, this is one of the prettiest colors I have ever seen on her.
- [52:57]
A
It is a gorgeous color. That's. That. And that's a really hard color to pull off.
- [53:02]
B
I think it's. I really. I think it's such a color that makes people pop. A light blue. Yeah.
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A
Because I think you have, like. You can do the blonde hair.
- [53:10]
B
Yeah, but she's got. She's got blonde. Ha.
- [53:11]
A
But she's. Kendall Jenner. You know, like, you know what I'm saying? I think light color to me is very suitable for blondes. Like, I don't think I would look good in that color.
- [53:19]
B
Oh, really? I think you would look fabulous.
- [53:20]
A
I think it's like too blue.
- [53:23]
B
Oh, no, she looks gorgeous. Disagree.
- [53:25]
A
And the dress is gorgeous.
- [53:26]
B
Genuinely was like, wow, that is a stunning dress for her.
- [53:31]
A
Yeah.
- [53:31]
B
Yeah, that one blew me away. Another one. If we go back to the Vanity Fair. Suki Waterhouse. Loved. I thought she looked sick with Robert Pattinson right there. Noah's scrolling. He doesn't know who. Suki Waters.
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C
No, I do, I do.
- [53:43]
B
Right there, right there. I thought this was sick. I thought it was fun for Vanity Fair, you know, not something I would be confident enough in wearing.
- [53:53]
A
Yeah, that was really cool.
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B
You know, it, it's. It really.
- [53:56]
A
Yeah.
- [53:57]
B
It could be dicey, but it's so sick.
- [54:01]
A
Yeah. And sorry, I'm jumping around a lot because I wanted to make sure I touched on everybody from the Oscars. On the Oscars carpet, Chris, Kirsten Dunst. That blue, I mean, that blue. The black structure dress I loved. I thought it was a really cool way to do a black dress because black can be super simple. But I thought it was like such a fun and unique shape that I really liked it. I liked Kristen Wiigs a lot too.
- [54:29]
B
Kristen Wiggs has been looking fabulous.
- [54:31]
A
She's been really killing her carpet looks like non stop. It's really one after the other that I've been very impressed by because. And, but yeah, I actually. And I really. Kirsten Dunst was like a big standout to me too because I feel like normally she doesn't do anything too crazy, but the shape of this was really cool. So I liked that a lot and I liked where everyone went simplified. Priyanka Chopra. Jonas looked gorgeous. Another giant necklace.
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B
Why was she wearing those shoes with that dress?
- [55:02]
A
The shoes. The shoes are like.
- [55:06]
B
Why was she wearing those shoes with that dress?
- [55:08]
A
Fashion police.
- [55:09]
B
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe I would throw together. I'd be like, oh, I got these black shoes. I gotta put it on with this dress. But you know, there's like little specks
- [55:17]
A
of like, there's little specks of, of black in the detailing of the dress. But like black pumps with this dress. Blew my mind.
- [55:27]
B
Insane.
- [55:27]
A
Blew my mind. Any other type of shoe, just like
- [55:31]
B
maybe a diamond strappy heel.
- [55:34]
A
Yeah. I just didn't even think a pump like was. I would not have gone with a pump.
- [55:38]
B
Yeah. A sandal. A sandal in General. Yeah.
- [55:41]
A
But the black. Like, I went. As I'm looking at her, I'm like, wow. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. Oh, no.
- [55:46]
B
I was absolutely stunned that when. When she got up to present.
- [55:49]
A
Yeah.
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B
I was just looking at her feet.
- [55:50]
A
I know.
- [55:51]
B
I was like, well, I can't take my eyes off the heels. I was wearing.
- [55:54]
A
Black shoe.
- [55:55]
B
Yeah, that was wild.
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A
That was.
- [55:57]
B
That was a wild.
- [55:57]
A
Yeah, that was a while.
- [55:58]
B
Nick Jonas looking handsome as ever.
- [55:59]
A
He did. He did. He did look handsome. He was saying he did post beforehand, like, warning, it is very hot in LA because he got people noticed that he had left maybe the Golden Globes early because he was like, I'm overheating.
- [56:13]
B
Like, yeah, no, he had to step off the carpet and get some water out back.
- [56:17]
A
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, I want. Yeah, totally. So. But that was.
- [56:22]
C
What do you guys think of Leo's muscle?
- [56:24]
A
Obsessed with it.
- [56:26]
B
I am. Here's the thing.
- [56:29]
A
It's a fantastic.
- [56:29]
B
It's one of those things where I don't want to keep giving this man credit. He looks fucking fantastic. Every time he was on the screen, I was blown away. Like, I genuinely. I am obsessed with how he looks with this fucking mustache. And I. And I'm mad at myself for it. He looks sickeningly handsome.
- [56:51]
A
No.
- [56:51]
C
You think it's the mustache or is he, like, everything.
- [56:53]
B
Whatever he's got.
- [56:54]
A
He's got a nice little tan going right now, too. It's like a little tan. And the mustache.
- [56:58]
B
He looked like he was cleaned up. Like someone put him doing a cleanup of, like, you know, refreshing his face. He's drinking a lot of water. Like, whatever's happening, he's looking.
- [57:06]
A
He looks really good. For sure.
- [57:07]
B
I will say this, though. The pictures of him on set with which, by the way, I had no idea that Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence were doing a movie together directed by Martin Scorsese. What happens at night? When we talked about them doing their actors on actors, I think we missed the fact that they were literally doing a movie together. They have released pictures of him on
- [57:27]
C
set with the stache.
- [57:29]
B
With the stache. Are they giving him a prosthetic belly? Because the pictures that have been seen of him on set, he, like, has a. He has, like, a belly.
- [57:39]
C
Yeah.
- [57:40]
B
And seeing him, that's. Everyone last night was talking about this. Cause they were, like, seeing him at the Oscars does not fit the pictures we have been seeing of him on set. Are they making him wear a fake stomach? Right.
- [57:52]
A
Maybe that was enhanced some way by some sort of. No suit.
- [57:56]
B
Yes. Something. Yeah. Yeah, if you look up the pictures, you could see it.
- [57:58]
A
Yeah.
- [57:59]
B
But he looks.
- [58:00]
A
I haven't seen the pictures of him on set, so I don't know what. I don't know the difference.
- [58:03]
B
He looks like the best I've seen him in years. He looks.
- [58:07]
A
I agree, amazing. It was one of his more standout
- [58:11]
B
moments and even right on set.
- [58:14]
A
Yeah, yeah. Just very, very specific.
- [58:17]
B
No, you'll have to find. There's specific pictures. I found them last night. Oh, oh, right there. All the way to the right. Go. All go. Second row. All the way to the right. Yeah, yeah.
- [58:26]
C
See?
- [58:27]
A
Oh, I mean, 100%.
- [58:29]
B
Yeah.
- [58:30]
A
He's got.
- [58:30]
C
But also his face.
- [58:31]
A
He's got a prosthetic. Well, he's. He's got, like, that's. That's.
- [58:35]
C
Yeah, maybe that's fake.
- [58:36]
B
Yeah, they got something going on because
- [58:38]
A
he's got, like, a triple chin in that. He's like. That's totally fake.
- [58:43]
B
Yeah.
- [58:43]
C
Yeah.
- [58:44]
B
I'm excited for this movie, though. I had no idea that it was him and Jennifer Lawrence together. And I love. It's a book, and I didn't read the book, but I'm thinking about reading it. I like the story, so I'm excited for that, but I can't. I'm sick over this, man. I can't get over it. Like, I could talk about this for an hour. Every time they showed him on screen, I was, like, applauding.
- [59:06]
A
I was so happy that I was just like, look, he's back. You know,
- [59:10]
B
all this time on the yachts, though. He better be looking for friends, right?
- [59:12]
A
He better have an ice cream.
- [59:13]
B
If you spend that much time on yachts and you don't look that good, we have a big problem on the yachts. He doesn't look that great, but maybe it's like when you bask in your. Like when we call it, like, in the winter, like, we bask in our uglies, and then we step out in spring, and it's like, oh, Yep, they've been hibernating.
- [59:28]
A
Yep. Odessa at the Vanity Fair party, like, wore a very, very standout outfit. Funky pattern shoulders. It. Like, it was really. No one else could wear something like this, you know, like, on her. I was like, wow, she looks so cool. But no one else could wear this.
- [59:46]
B
I wish that she wore this for the Oscars because I hated her Oscars.
- [59:52]
A
Yeah. Yeah.
- [59:53]
B
This.
- [59:54]
A
People do like to go a little more formal for the Oscars. Like, you know, they don't want to show. They don't want to show as much Skin.
- [59:59]
B
Hers wasn't even. Oh, well. Yeah, her boobies.
- [60:01]
A
No, her boobies are out and her hips are out. You know, like, they got the cutouts on the side.
- [60:05]
B
She looks fantastic.
- [60:06]
A
She looks absolutely stunning. Really, really gorgeous.
- [60:10]
B
A sick dress. Kim Kardashian went a little bit different.
- [60:14]
A
Yeah.
- [60:15]
B
I mean, the same, but different.
- [60:16]
A
Yeah, the same, but different. Her, you know, she looks great. I'm not quite sure on the hair and makeup. Was it a little interesting?
- [60:25]
B
For me, that was, like, me how.
- [60:26]
A
I think she had some colored contacts in.
- [60:28]
B
Maybe how I woke up this morning was like, I'm just gonna throw my hair and makeup together because I'm so tired. I'm gonna show up like this.
- [60:33]
A
Well, because. And, you know, Kylie. Kylie looked gorgeous. Red. You know, red. I think she was in Schiaparelli, Right?
- [60:42]
C
Mm.
- [60:42]
A
And she's worn that dress before. That, like, keyhole dress is just a different color, and she looked gorgeous. Dress was beautiful, but at the same
- [60:52]
B
time, it was boobiful.
- [60:53]
A
Booty beautiful.
- [60:54]
B
Booby beautiful. Yeah, it was boobiful.
- [60:56]
A
It was boobiful. The boobs are always out.
- [60:59]
B
Yeah.
- [60:59]
A
Another gorgeous necklace. But, like, I didn't love the hair. The hair was, like, a little messy in my. In my mind, I don't know.
- [61:08]
B
She's been rocking just, like, the loose
- [61:10]
A
tussle curls she has.
- [61:12]
B
And I honestly, I like. I like a loose tussle curl like that.
- [61:14]
A
I do too. But for the Oscars, maybe she could
- [61:17]
B
have changed it up a little bit,
- [61:18]
A
like for the Vanity Fair. Yeah. Let it down. But I don't know, for the actual show, maybe something else. Something just. Maybe just to change it up a little bit. I don't know. Hudson and Hudson, Williams and Connor Story came in a little in a little matching mesh moment.
- [61:36]
B
Hot, hot, hot. That's the way to do it, boys. You show up, you make a statement at the Vanity Fair party.
- [61:43]
A
Nips out, boys.
- [61:44]
B
Yeah. This is the kind of statement that we like to see. Hudson also made his first appearance with his girlfriend on the carpet, which was lovely. But, yeah, they rocked this. And Connor Story really knows how to serve face like he does.
- [61:57]
A
He just fucking hits every time at all times. Olivia Rodrigo was in, like, a little mini dress that I thought was really cute. I thought she looked adorable.
- [62:07]
B
I didn't love this. It was fun.
- [62:08]
A
You didn't like it?
- [62:09]
B
Mm. Wasn't my favorite.
- [62:11]
A
I liked it. I thought it was super cute.
- [62:13]
B
She does usually just rock a black dress, so I'm actually happy to see this.
- [62:16]
A
Yeah. Like, I was like, oh, that's fun. I like it as a Colman Domingo. God can always count on him to wear something fabulous. Thank God. He really keeps the men in check with how amazing he looks. I loved this color that Wumi wore.
- [62:31]
B
Yes.
- [62:31]
A
Like what a stunning. What a stunning purple lavender with the cape and the whole, the whole thing was. Was absolutely gorgeous.
- [62:43]
B
You know who also looked great, man wise? Jake Shane. Yeah, Jake Shane. He stepped up on that.
- [62:49]
A
He did. I loved what he was wearing. You know, I'm always thinking. And then I remember because it's so late for us because we're on the east coast and obviously all the parties start earlier on the west coast, but. But so many people there. They're hitting multiple parties, multiple outfit changes. I'm seeing Dua Lipa on the carpet of Vanny Fair, but I'm seeing her on the carpet for the, for the Elton John party as well. Full different looks. I'm like the time. Where did they go to do all these changes?
- [63:18]
B
They're fitting it all together. Alex Earl, gorgeous. And she was posting on TikTok that she didn't hire Glam. Yes.
- [63:25]
A
She did her own makeup, doing it
- [63:26]
B
herself and she was like, I kind of regret doing that.
- [63:30]
A
Yeah.
- [63:30]
B
But she looks stunning.
- [63:31]
A
Tate McCray also gorgeous. But another one that, that was like a little house of CB for me too.
- [63:36]
B
Yeah.
- [63:36]
A
And, and you know, compliment. But there's leaving a little bit where
- [63:42]
B
I was like, yeah.
- [63:44]
A
You know, I love that Sarah pitched more Calvin Klein. Full circle, full moment. You know, like that just made a lot of sense. Kris Jenner had a whole lot going on.
- [63:54]
B
I didn't see Kris Jenner.
- [63:55]
A
Oh my God.
- [63:56]
B
Really? Do we not, do we not get Kris Jenner up on Chicks in the Office? She didn't make it.
- [64:00]
A
You're gonna, you're gonna see this and go, oh.
- [64:04]
B
Oh, wow.
- [64:05]
A
She did like, she did like a Kim hair.
- [64:07]
B
Yeah. She is looking so much like him.
- [64:10]
A
Yeah.
- [64:11]
B
If you. That one right next to where her head is kind of down. Yeah, that's. That's Kim.
- [64:17]
A
Yeah, I know.
- [64:18]
B
That's insane.
- [64:18]
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you know, big dress.
- [64:21]
B
Yeah.
- [64:21]
A
Nikki Glaser, also in red. Gorgeous.
- [64:23]
B
It always just throws you off to see Kris Jenner with that much hair.
- [64:26]
A
Right. Because I think that is the thing.
- [64:28]
B
You see Kris Jenner's hair being a certain way that like seeing it in this updo. Like sexy. Pam Anderson.
- [64:34]
A
Totally.
- [64:34]
B
Like. Wait, Chris.
- [64:35]
A
I, I agree. I felt that way for sure. Rita Ora had some giant headpiece on that was very like, I always laugh like you walk into this party. You're wearing that thing all night or are you taking it off? Where is it going?
- [64:50]
B
I would imagine you take it off when things get loose.
- [64:52]
A
Yeah.
- [64:53]
B
You're about two martinis in. You say the hat's coming off?
- [64:55]
A
Yeah, yeah.
- [64:56]
B
For the first drink, you keep it on. You're trying to, like, keep it together. This is my look.
- [65:00]
A
Yep.
- [65:00]
B
By the end, everyone's trying it on. Everyone's taking pictures in it, for sure.
- [65:06]
A
But that's, you know, Emma Chamberlain. I don't know what. I don't know what she's got to change with the. With the red carpet stuff, but I'm. Something must change.
- [65:17]
B
Yeah. Maybe. Why is she wearing maybe the yellow gloves?
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A
Why is she wearing kitchen gloves? She looks like she's going to do the dishes. It is doing the dishes, but make it fashion.
- [65:29]
B
Yeah. It's a statement, for sure. I do like. Not the gloves. I would have liked different color gloves.
- [65:35]
A
Yeah, yeah. That was gloves. The gloves are black, maybe red. The skirt is really gorgeous. Yes. But just all the pieces did not go together. And sometimes that works when you're like, oh, let me take three random things, and somehow it all is cohesive. This was not.
- [65:51]
B
This one's not one of those times.
- [65:53]
A
It was not one of those times, unfortunately.
- [65:55]
B
But she had to get home. Wash.
- [65:57]
A
Yes. Yeah. Any other big standouts to you? It's the Vanity Fair. You know, you get all the models.
- [66:03]
B
Stunning.
- [66:03]
A
Yeah, exactly.
- [66:04]
B
Just, you know, it's obvious that Bella Hadid is gonna show up looking stunning.
- [66:08]
A
Grace Van Patten, I thought looked gorgeous.
- [66:09]
B
Grace Van Patten, always gorgeous.
- [66:12]
A
Black velvet. There's a certain way to just do a black dress. And sometimes you see a black dress where you go, okay, black dress. And sometimes you see a black dress, you go, black dress.
- [66:22]
B
Yeah. You're like classic.
- [66:23]
A
Classic. Takes your bra, did it with gorgeous earrings and, like, a smoky eye that just really stood out and was great and was beautiful. Really beautiful. So love that family affair for the Apatows. Leslie Mann and the two girls both there as well. Looking. Looking gorge. What do you think of Hailey Bieber's kind of like cheetah print, sort of leopard? Pretty.
- [66:48]
B
I loved it.
- [66:49]
A
Yeah.
- [66:49]
B
I thought, okay, not. Not just black. Not just black leopard.
- [66:53]
A
Yeah. A pattern.
- [66:55]
B
Yeah, we got a pattern in this.
- [66:57]
A
That's a pattern.
- [66:57]
B
No, I thought this was really fun.
- [66:59]
A
I do, too. I liked it a lot.
- [67:00]
B
In certain lighting, it's even cooler.
- [67:02]
A
Yeah.
- [67:02]
B
I think it's sick. I think sometimes far away, it kind of just blends in. But when you get the closer up shots. You could see how detailed the dress really is, and I think it's really, really cool. And. And the glam is always just like, a classic. The hair is always, like, effortlessly down. Yep. You know, it plays.
- [67:18]
A
Kaia Gerber wore a gorgeous red. She's just. She's looking more and more like her mom.
- [67:23]
B
Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah.
- [67:24]
A
Morphing, for sure. Like real. Like a real.
- [67:26]
B
Sometimes I see pictures of her, I'm like, no, it's Cindy.
- [67:28]
A
Yeah, absolutely. Priyanka wore a, like, metallic dress with this, like, fur trim to the Vanity Fair. That I thought was really cool.
- [67:38]
B
I thought it was cool, too. It was different.
- [67:40]
A
And you know what I appreciate her
- [67:41]
B
and Nick are always matching.
- [67:42]
A
Yeah, they're core. They coordinate. They coordinate like it's prom.
- [67:45]
B
They're, like, showing up.
- [67:46]
C
They've coordinated their height, too.
- [67:47]
B
Yeah.
- [67:48]
A
Always coordinate. They have to. Well, Nyx definitely puts on a little. Maybe there's a little extra lift, you know?
- [67:55]
B
Yeah. He's like, give me the highest.
- [67:57]
C
Can I borrow your heel?
- [67:59]
A
Yeah. Like, just so many of these guys wear. Wear shoes with a little boost.
- [68:04]
B
For sure. They're all very sure. Not just Nick Jonas. Okay.
- [68:09]
A
There's a lot of shorties that have to be out here on the carpet, so I love.
- [68:12]
B
Do his look. And Callum, handsome.
- [68:15]
A
They're stunning.
- [68:16]
B
Yeah, they are.
- [68:16]
A
Yeah, they really. They really, really are.
- [68:19]
B
Jesse Buckley was ass on the carpet. Like, who she would want to be the next Bond? And she was like, I think Callum Turner would be great. Yeah. And then they were like, you didn't say Paul. And she was like, no, I didn't. It was just such a weird reaction to be like, you didn't say Paul. And she was like, yeah, no, I didn't.
- [68:35]
A
You asked me a question, I answered it.
- [68:36]
B
Yeah, like, Callum Turner, not Paul Bescal.
- [68:38]
A
You asked me a question. I answered it. Simone. Ashley. I thought was that her dress was really pretty. A gorgeous silver that just looked stunning on her. And yeah, they. They. They always bring it. Yeah, everybody's always bringing it.
- [68:55]
B
They step out for the Vanity Fair.
- [68:56]
A
Yeah, they. They do. They do. It's the party to be at. Oh, every year. You think, what would you do to be at that party?
- [69:04]
C
I wonder how long the party lasts because it starts, like, so early on the west coast time.
- [69:08]
B
You're right.
- [69:09]
C
It's like, are they staying out for, like, six hours?
- [69:11]
B
There's multiple. There's the. There's the after party. After party.
- [69:15]
A
So many. There's so many parties.
- [69:18]
B
After party.
- [69:19]
C
And Kylie and Tim, Timmy ran into each other.
- [69:22]
B
Yes. Because they do co parent, so they do probably run into terms though.
- [69:27]
C
I don't even know.
- [69:28]
B
Yeah, I think they like just had their kids birthday party together. I mean, like, they like Barry Keoghan. They probably run into each other a lot. Barry Keoghan, he's filming that movie right now, right?
- [69:38]
C
The Ringo Starr.
- [69:39]
B
Yeah. Okay. Because that's what's happening with the hair, right? Right.
- [69:42]
C
Please, God, tell me, make sure he's filming.
- [69:45]
A
There's a reason for that hair.
- [69:46]
B
Right? Oh, shit. I thought Gracie Abrams looked really pretty at both the Oscars and Vanity Fair. She did.
- [69:56]
A
They look like they just had a fun date night. You know, it was really nice. Alandria walked the Vanity Fair.
- [70:03]
B
Oh, she looks sick. Sick, sick. Dress just stand out for sure.
- [70:08]
A
I just can't imagine walking through life like just looking that good all the time.
- [70:12]
B
Perfect all the time.
- [70:13]
A
Like just looking like a doll all the time. The hair, the makeup, gorgeous.
- [70:19]
B
So good.
- [70:19]
A
The white was beautiful. What a standout color.
- [70:23]
B
So good.
- [70:24]
A
You know, Wore a really cool dress that like pop off. Chloe Kim, the snowboarder. It was like this tan color, but it was really like fun and different and with a long train and like a. And a cape. And I was like, okay, Chloe.
- [70:40]
B
Yeah, I thought that was awesome.
- [70:41]
A
I love when you see somebody who obviously is not like in this world or in the fashion world per se, and then they come and just like stunt on him.
- [70:49]
B
Absolutely. I saw actually a lot of people like that where there were even like, maybe some influencers that showed up in dresses that were so cool.
- [70:57]
A
Yeah.
- [70:57]
B
It was like none of the movie stars got.
- [70:59]
C
I guess they had like more time to plan.
- [71:01]
A
I really loved Quinlan's dress. She was doing the Quan.
- [71:05]
B
Yeah, yeah.
- [71:06]
A
Doing the carpet and hers. Quinn's dress was really cool.
- [71:09]
B
She always looks so good. Yeah.
- [71:10]
A
Yeah, exactly. There was this clip going. There was this clip going viral of. Of Jake Shane during this stream that looked like he just needed a moment. Like maybe he just needed a sip of water. And everyone was like in the comments, like, giving him such a hard time. And I was like, sometimes you just need a sip of water.
- [71:29]
B
Sometimes you just.
- [71:30]
A
You're talking a lot, you're meeting people, you're going nonstop, and it's hectic and stressful. And they caught him just like having a moment where he was like, maybe. Maybe he was overheating. Like, just give him a. Give him a sip and be like, this is why influencers shouldn't be doing this job. I was like, oh, Come on, guys.
- [71:47]
B
Not fair. Come on. Not fair. Let the man have a minute to get fucking sip of water.
- [71:52]
A
Yeah.
- [71:53]
B
Like.
- [71:53]
A
Because it was like, oh. Because, you know, sometimes it happens out of nowhere. You're like, oh, my God, I'm overwhelmed. His face fell. It's like he was smiling, talking to somebody. Then it was like, yeah, yeah. Cause he's overheating.
- [72:02]
B
You're probably overheating on that.
- [72:03]
A
He's still trying to do his job.
- [72:05]
B
Yes. Yeah. You got to play through it sometimes.
- [72:07]
A
Yeah. Shit. Things can get overwhelming just playing a video of him talking about. He was. That was an old video. That was a party last week. It was funny. He was like, what's in your bucket list? He was like a boyfriend.
- [72:18]
B
Honestly, it's amazing answer because he has been crushing it and fulfilling all his dreams. And he was like, I just want a boyfriend. Yeah, that's my real answer. Yep.
- [72:25]
A
Chris Evans did step out with his lady as well.
- [72:28]
B
That was nice to see.
- [72:29]
A
And she looked. She looked very beautiful. Sometimes when you see, you know, a couple make a red carpet debut, you're like, as you should.
- [72:39]
B
Mm. Yeah.
- [72:40]
A
As you should. You two should be going to the Oscars together.
- [72:42]
B
Right. You're married and you have a child.
- [72:43]
A
Yeah.
- [72:43]
B
Like, get out there.
- [72:44]
A
Absolutely gorgeous. Stunning. And I think that wraps it up for the carpets. We love a good Vanity Fair Oscars party recap. And I could. We could probably spend like 8 hours doing this whole thing. But it, you know, it gets repetitive after a while.
- [73:00]
B
Right. You're like, beautiful. Hate it.
- [73:02]
A
Yeah.
- [73:02]
C
Yeah. Where. Where do they all get changed after the show? Where. Where do they go?
- [73:06]
A
That's what I was saying. I don't know where they. They all have cars or trucks. Car, van.
- [73:11]
C
It seems like, almost. And I mean, it's not in hotels.
- [73:13]
B
It's pretty sprinter vans.
- [73:15]
A
Yeah. Maybe they pop into a hotel really quick for a full outfit change. But I think about that all the time because there's people that are at the Oscars and then they're at multiple parties, and they're in different outfits every time.
- [73:26]
C
So we did post Kris Jenners. Don't worry about.
- [73:29]
B
Oh, sorry.
- [73:30]
C
Was up, like all night.
- [73:31]
A
You probably didn't realize it was her.
- [73:33]
B
No, I think I probably went through this because I thought Kiki Palmer looked so good. Yeah. And so I think I just went past Kris Jenner and. And didn't realize that it was Christian.
- [73:42]
A
Yeah, exactly. When you're scrolling through, you're like, oh, you probably. You probably didn't realize. Yeah. So really, you know, you Know who
- [73:50]
B
didn't walk the biggest night, who didn't walk the carpet. But absolutely loved Zendaya.
- [73:56]
A
Yes.
- [73:57]
B
Stunning.
- [73:58]
A
Stunning. That brown dress you wore out on stage with Robert Pattinson was gorgeous.
- [74:03]
B
So good.
- [74:03]
A
Really. And I love her hair right now.
- [74:05]
B
Yeah.
- [74:05]
A
That little like, kind of like Bob sweet compliments.
- [74:08]
C
That was a cool commercial that aired. Commercial.
- [74:11]
A
And the whole time I was thinking, I was really trying to. You know when a commercial starts playing and you're like, what could this possibly be a documentary? I was like, what is this going to be a commercial for? I could not figure it out. When that, when that Rolex crown popped
- [74:26]
C
up, I thought, I think, I think they'll watch you.
- [74:28]
A
That's cool.
- [74:28]
C
Like an absurd price I saw. I forget what it was. But like the wash she was wearing last night.
- [74:33]
B
Yeah. I mean, I would expect nothing else.
- [74:35]
C
Yeah. Like it was fully diamond, like.
- [74:37]
B
Yes. Yeah.
- [74:38]
A
It's like hundreds of thousands of dollars.
- [74:39]
B
I would hope so on set.
- [74:40]
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. If not more.
- [74:43]
B
Yeah. That wraps up the carpet portion. I am so excited to crack open a Pepsi. Ooh, just cracked it open. Pepsi prebiotic, cherry vanilla flavor right here in my hand. Because this is the treat that I deserve right now. I'm gonna take a nice little sip.
- [75:03]
A
Mmm.
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B
It's a midday pick me up. I love cracking one of these open with my lunch or dinner. And it's even better because this has prebiotic fiber in it. There's only 5 grams of sugar, 3 grams of prebiotic fiber. And this flavor is so good. It's cherry vanilla. They also have the original cola as well. So you can try these both out today. Original cola flavor or cherry vanilla. Only 30 calories, 5 grams of sugar, 3 grams of fiber, which is that amazing pick me up that we are looking for. So make sure you're trying them out because they're available now. So try it today.
- [75:39]
A
We went right into that show. 7:00pm Start on the East Coast. If you weren't prepared, you were like, oh, my God. Wait, what's happening? Conan o' Brien's running from all the weapons kids and he's dressed as Amy Madigan and he's running through all the other movies and the show starting.
- [75:56]
B
Have to be honest, I missed the first half hour. I don't know. I had no idea it was on at 7pm I thought it was on a date. I planned my whole day according to this show being on at 8pm and I was scrolling on TikTok while watching Mormon Wives and all of a sudden a live popped up for The Oscars. Yeah. And I thought, what a lot. Yeah, it's on. So immediately. So I got there at 7:30, so I didn't miss too much. And I was able to put it on right when Channing Tatum and.
- [76:30]
A
Oh, Chris Evans and.
- [76:31]
B
Sorry. Yes.
- [76:32]
A
Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr. Starting their little.
- [76:35]
B
No, no, no, no, no. When Channing Tatum was up on stage presenting.
- [76:38]
A
Oh, oh, oh. When he was presenting.
- [76:39]
B
Yes, that's. That's what I made it.
- [76:41]
A
Yeah, that was a different part. Yeah, different part.
- [76:43]
B
No, no, that was way before Robert.
- [76:44]
A
Way before. Yeah, yeah, that was.
- [76:45]
B
They. It was. Right.
- [76:47]
A
Channing was part of that bit.
- [76:48]
B
Yes. No, but it was right before the center's performance, which I was so happy that I missed because I. Chills. I thought I was going to be. I literally would have been so mad if I missed that live. What am I watching? Conan o' Brien literally being chased.
- [77:00]
A
Yeah. You know, he like ran through every movie.
- [77:03]
B
Ran through like every.
- [77:04]
A
Oh, that's everybody. I love that with all the kids chasing him, you know, did you see weapons or.
- [77:10]
C
No.
- [77:10]
B
No. I know.
- [77:11]
C
So that's why you probably.
- [77:12]
B
I still haven't watched weapons because I haven't found the right time to not be afraid of it.
- [77:16]
A
Yeah. Super fair. He came out and had his monologue pretty immediately. Made a Timothy Chalamet joke. We know it's really taken over Hollywood the last week or so. His comments about opera and ballet. And Conan said, security is extremely tight tonight. Just gotta mention that. Yeah. I'm told there's concern about attacks from both the opera and ballet communities. Camera panned to Timmy. He was smiling. He chuckled. He was laughing. You know, he laughed.
- [77:48]
B
What else did he do?
- [77:50]
C
It looked like a timid left. No, he doesn't like cracking up.
- [77:52]
B
Right. I mean, if you laugh too hard.
- [77:54]
A
Yeah, yeah. Then he joked, you know, they're just mad you left out jazz, which people laughed about. All of a sudden everybody's an expert on opera and ballet.
- [78:07]
B
Well, I think a lot of people are getting mad that I've never been to the ballet or opera.
- [78:11]
A
Yeah, right.
- [78:11]
B
Like they were doing. I forgot where it was. But they were doing carpet interviews and they were asking people like, what's your favorite ballet? And everybody said, the Nutcracker.
- [78:21]
A
Yeah.
- [78:21]
B
And I was like, you are now putting people on the spot. You can tell that people that they were being asked. They don't know that much. There are like.
- [78:30]
A
I also just found a lot of red carpet interviewers asking people, like, about his comments. And it's just like, you're putting a lot of pressure. Yeah. You're putting a lot of people on the spot. And it's like, okay, now I have to. It's like that. That, like, almost gang mentality where everyone has to be like, oh, well, what he said was bad because we're supposed to say we support the arts. And so everybody was saying it, but
- [78:52]
B
it was like, yeah, and people obviously support the arts. And if you love ballet and opera, that is amazing.
- [79:00]
A
Yes.
- [79:00]
B
There are a lot of people that do not know, though.
- [79:03]
A
Yeah.
- [79:03]
B
Just like, people wouldn't know about a lot of things.
- [79:06]
A
So who was it that said it last week?
- [79:09]
B
It was Doja Cat.
- [79:10]
A
Doja Cat.
- [79:10]
B
Doja Cat got really mad at Timothy Chalamet. And then the next day was like, I've actually never been to the ballet.
- [79:14]
A
And was like, sorry, I totally jumped into the whole, like, yeah, hive mind of everybody's going at him, so I'm gonna go at him. Which is really, you know, how it goes so much of the time. I'm sure if Timothy could take back that moment, he would.
- [79:31]
B
Sure. He wishes he could.
- [79:32]
A
I'm sure he wishes he could.
- [79:33]
B
Or worded it in a different way.
- [79:35]
A
Totally. It blew up and, like, everybody was being asked about. And then I kind of felt bad for him because there was like, red carpet videos where they're filming him walk the carpet. They're like, look at Spielberg avoiding Chalamet. Like, he didn't want to say hi to him because Spielberg was like, someone who spoke out about what about what he said and all these things. It's just like, I don't know. And everyone's like, his comments are going to lose him. The Oscar, I kind of think Oscar voting was. Was pretty much on the cusp. It was over already.
- [80:07]
B
Yeah. I think I saw people saying that the voting was already over.
- [80:10]
A
Yeah. And the interview had happened weeks, a couple, like a week or so before that moment went viral.
- [80:17]
B
Right.
- [80:17]
A
So people hadn't really seen it. And by the time it was, like, going mega viral, I feel like voting was over.
- [80:23]
B
I agree. And I think, like, it was out. Nobody cared. And then something made everybody, like, lose their mind about it. Yeah. And I felt like what he was trying to say or what I took it as was that he. He just doesn't want people to stop going to the movies.
- [80:36]
A
Yeah.
- [80:37]
B
Yeah. I. I don't know. I. I think it was like, it really has blown up into this humongous thing that it made it like. It almost felt like during the show, every time Marty supreme was mentioned, the applause was like, barely.
- [80:52]
C
It would be like, sinners. Yeah.
- [80:54]
B
And then it was like, Marty Supreme. And it was just like, truly.
- [80:57]
A
It was like, Persona non grata. It's like they were slapping everyone in the face with ballet.
- [81:01]
B
Yeah. It was like, really? And of course, we can stand up for the arts and people can stand up for the arts, but I think it was like, really like, oh, my God. Now, now, Timothy Sha down with Timothee Chalamet.
- [81:13]
A
Yeah. And he comes from a family of ballerinas. And I. And I don't really think, like, he meant it in such a nasty way, but, like, the reality, if there was a spin on it, of him being like, these are things that need to be supported and they're not. Maybe it's different.
- [81:31]
B
Yeah.
- [81:31]
A
But his whole big thing, it's like, it's no secret he wants to be a big movie star. He's been saying it forever. I want to be the top of the top. Best of the best of this big bop blockbuster movie. I don't want to be like, keeping the. Trying to keep the dying arts alive. Which is a strong statement. But it's not different from anything he has said where he's like, I want to be like, the movie star guy.
- [81:54]
B
Yeah.
- [81:55]
A
So there's. There was certainly a way to say it where he could have saved himself, and he didn't for sure. And it totally came off the wrong way. And it's kind of. Kind of crazy that he hasn't really said anything about it.
- [82:12]
B
I think he's probably learned from the Kris Jenner pr And, yeah. It's like, keep your mouth shut.
- [82:16]
A
Just let it die. But just like. And that's why in the moment where I was thinking, if he wins Best Actor, is he going to have to be like, sorry about what I said,
- [82:22]
C
guys, like, had to acknowledge it, I feel like.
- [82:23]
A
Which is crazy to think that if he had won, if he had had one best actor in 20 years, when he would, like, go back and watch his first Oscar, he'd be like, okay, so there's a part where I have to apologize to everybody first.
- [82:36]
C
Well, that's why the guy who. I forget who it was or what it was for, but who won his own Oscar and took, like, a shot at him in his speech. It's like, that's just going to be in your speech now.
- [82:45]
A
Like, yeah, I know.
- [82:47]
B
I thought that.
- [82:47]
A
I know.
- [82:48]
B
I thought that was like, yeah, what he said. Not. Not great. And could have been worded in a
- [82:53]
A
different way for sure.
- [82:54]
B
But the way that it has escalated
- [82:57]
C
is Just to like the Conan thing was funny, but everyone else is funny. Yeah.
- [83:01]
B
Take it like making a joke at the beginning, funny. But for somebody to get up there and win and then take a shot, to me, you're like, what are you?
- [83:07]
C
Yeah. If I was Timothy, I'd be like, what? Like, I don't even know you.
- [83:10]
A
Yeah, yeah.
- [83:11]
B
Timothy had to be sitting there the whole time.
- [83:12]
C
Like, it feels like he was kind
- [83:14]
B
of like a roast on edge. Like nervous.
- [83:17]
A
He must have been nervous. It's like, what are they going to pull out of this? But Amy Madigan did win for supporting actress, which she won some other awards this season as well for weapons. She's just a goddamn delight, you know, she's funny, she's appreciative. It's been a while since I've had a nomination and she crushed it. Really, really, really crushed it. Made a joke about having to shave her legs and she's like, but I got pants on. Like I said, you know, do it. But no, she was, she was great. Thanked her partners. She's been with her forever. So that was, that was really nice. K Pop Demon Hunters 1 Feature, Animated Feature. There was also a moment where they sang golden live, which was fun. I just. The visual of the whole audience, like the zoomed out camera and they have those like golden. The light up orbs that clearly they were told to like lift in the air during the performance. I'm thinking, I'm like, is Leonardo DiCaprio holding up this orb right now? Going up.
- [84:25]
B
They did. They were in the snack boxes. Which by the way, the Oscar snack boxes are offensive. Yeah. They're lame. The fact that they are handing these snack boxes out are actually so fudgeing absurd. Yeah. It's like has a little note and it's like to the nominee, seat filler, whoever sitting here. Da da da da. From Conan. And it was a box of Raisinets.
- [84:46]
C
I like Raisinets.
- [84:49]
B
A thing is still water.
- [84:50]
A
Yeah. Was there any, like maybe a chip?
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B
Maybe a bag of chip? Like there was maybe one other thing in there.
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C
Did you order drinks from your seat or. No, I feel like I never see anyone like drinking.
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B
No, I don't think so. I don't think. And then an orb to hold up during golden. Like.
- [85:06]
A
Yeah. And you must hold this up, which was really cracking me.
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B
I like Raisinets, but that's a four hour show.
- [85:11]
A
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I was laughing too because at that point everyone's been in all the other award shows. So like they, they've heard Golden a million Times. So they must just be like, all right, last time we know this.
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B
I love the pairing of Teyana Taylor and Leonardo DiCaprio. I feel like Teyana Taylor brings out a side of Leo that we haven't seen for sure. Like, they're, like, gossiping. Tiana talked about him recently being like, yeah, we talk on the phone. He loves the tea. Yeah. Like, she was like, we gossip. I was like, I would eat up a gossip session between Teyana Taylor and Leonardo DiCaprio.
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A
Totally. The performance from Sinners was so cool.
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B
Oh, my God.
- [85:46]
A
You know, some great surprise appearances. Shaboozi was in there. Miles Canton has just has, like, his voice is next level.
- [85:54]
B
I had chills watching this performance. It's so fucking good. The way that they were able to capture this scene and they perform it on stage at the Oscars was so incredibly well done. Because when you. When I saw this in Cinerest, I thought it was one of my favorite scenes in a movie ever, the way that it was done. And I thought that they were able to capture it, like, so well. Cause it's so hard to capture, I feel like live.
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A
Totally.
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B
But they really did. And then they had.
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A
Misty Copeland had a. Had a moment where. So you guys don't forget about ballet
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B
right in front of the music.
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C
I feel like that was probably always going to happen. Think they just added that.
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B
I don't know. Because she had a lot to say. She did about Timmy, and I feel like.
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A
And it only came out in, like, the last few days that she was going to be a part of this.
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B
Yeah. So I feel like they may be.
- [86:44]
C
I wish I would have cut Timothy during that.
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B
I wanted so badly for them to cut to Timmy.
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C
Like, where is.
- [86:49]
A
Clearly. That was a moment on purpose. She's, like, in a split, and everybody's standing behind her.
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B
Yeah.
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A
You know, it is.
- [86:56]
C
Yeah. It is surprising they didn't cut to Timothy and Missy.
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A
Copa is a fucking legend. So it's like. Yeah, it's like, yo, they get Missy. If you get Missy Copeland to come out and dance with you, that's gonna be incredible.
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B
Yes.
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A
Yeah. You have to. Yeah.
- [87:07]
B
Yeah. Well, he's not gonna sit in his seat. I texted you guys.
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A
Really cool, though.
- [87:10]
B
I text you guys. I said, I'm sensing tension. A slap is coming. Like, the way that the.
- [87:16]
C
That was after the Kieran Culkin thing.
- [87:18]
B
Yeah. I was like, oh, yeah. Literally, right after Kieran Culkin called out Sean Penn not being there, I was
- [87:22]
A
like, I know, right?
- [87:24]
C
Like a joke. It seemed like he was like, really annoyed with Sean Penn not coming, which, like, that's not really a surprise.
- [87:30]
A
Yeah. Yeah. But I think maybe you're just like, it's.
- [87:35]
C
I'm also kind of like, he doesn't
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B
even show up well on the carpet. Kieran Culkin said that he would like. Because he was presenting. He was like, I would like to actually hand it to the person.
- [87:43]
A
Yeah.
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B
So I think Kieran Culkin was just like.
- [87:45]
A
It's just like, for himself, a little anticlimactic.
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C
Yeah.
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B
You know, or even more so. All the attention's on him now.
- [87:52]
A
Yeah. Yeah.
- [87:52]
B
Everybody accepts the award for Sean Penn.
- [87:55]
A
Love seeing Anna Wintour be a part of the joke. Because for a long time, she was not for the Devil was Prada. Like, she didn't want to be part of the joke. And I appreciated her deciding to be a part of the joke for this. For this little moment with Anne Hathaway where, you know, she called her Emily to her, which was funny. And she's a little. Just a little promo for the movie.
- [88:18]
B
Yeah. She scares the shit out of me. So I was happy to see her up there joking.
- [88:22]
A
Yeah, exactly. First casting director Oscar was this year. One battle after another one. I thought that was nice to really give each person a moment because this is the first time the award has ever been given out. It just ran a little long.
- [88:36]
B
It did. But I was actually really happy that this was an award that they added and featured because it's such a cool job and I wanted to be a casting director. Yeah. So I'm like, that is so cool. I want to know more about how you even get into that position and to then become, like a highly acclaimed one as well. Like, where people just trust you to be able to put together a cast is so cool. So I actually thought that was. That's a really cool award that they added. Cause they deserve recognition as well.
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A
Yeah, definitely. And for this specifically, really awarding Finding Chase infinity, I feel like, was a big part of it. You know, she's gonna be such a star. And that was such a big part of it. Then we had an Oscars tie, which. Who knew that that was possible? I thought Kamal was making a joke when he was like, it's a tie. Didn't think that you could do that. But for best live action short, two movies won. First he was like, I'm gonna announce the first one. You'll come, I'll give your speech, and then I'll announce the second one, which was crazy. They had said it was like the third time that happened, but apparently it was the seventh.
- [89:47]
B
I got to be honest, I didn't like this.
- [89:49]
A
I didn't like it either. I think there should be a tie at the Oscars.
- [89:52]
B
There should not be a tie at the Oscars.
- [89:55]
A
What's the tiebreaker?
- [89:56]
B
They should have Googled on stage, live.
- [90:00]
A
What's the tiebreaker? Yeah, they should have hula danced.
- [90:02]
B
Yeah. They need to do something.
- [90:04]
A
Just go with it.
- [90:04]
B
Pick the Rotten Tomatoes score like we do, because. Yeah, I couldn't believe what I was watching. I'm like, a tie at the Oscars. We're giving out trophies.
- [90:13]
C
Even when they accepted it, they kind of were like, oh, a tie, huh?
- [90:17]
A
It's just. You would think that they'd have it set up where a tie is just mathematically impossible. Apparently not, but I guess not. So crazy. Then Sean Penn. It was funny because then that obviously went long, and Kamal made a joke about the speeches being the longest for live action short. But then Sean Penn wasn't there to even give a speech, so that. So that one went. So that one went quickly, which is fair.
- [90:41]
C
You surprised by Sean Penn or. No. Winning? No, I was more surprised by Amy Madigan. I think this was.
- [90:49]
A
No, I was not surprised by either, to be honest.
- [90:52]
B
No, I thought.
- [90:52]
A
What did you think it was gonna go to?
- [90:54]
C
I thought there was a chance maybe Tiana. Honestly, like.
- [90:57]
A
Oh, oh, no, I'm talking about.
- [90:58]
B
I'm talking about maybe Jacob Elordi. Just because he had been winning the other ones.
- [91:03]
A
Yeah.
- [91:04]
B
Sean Penn is so fucking good in
- [91:05]
C
the movie, but he had skill. Stalin.
- [91:08]
B
Yeah.
- [91:10]
C
Yeah. But, you know, was.
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A
He was in supporting, Not.
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C
Yeah, he was supporting.
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A
Oh, yeah. I don't know. I just kind of. Maybe it was because it's not like one battle had won that much at that point when that was announced, but casting director winning, I was like, ooh, I feel like maybe we're going to get it. Being a one Battle Night, which then it continued to be. Paul Thomas Anderson won for Best Adapted Screenplay, which was his first Oscar in 14 nominations. And Ryan Coogler won for original screenplay. Screenplay, which I loved because I was so glad Sinners was honored in this way because it is really such an original story. Like, you see that and you're like, how'd your brain even come up with something like this?
- [92:00]
B
Right. Seeing it the first time, I was stunned.
- [92:02]
A
Yeah.
- [92:02]
B
Like, I was not expecting.
- [92:04]
C
I love Ryan Coogler.
- [92:05]
B
Oh, my God. So cool.
- [92:06]
A
Love, Ryan Coogler.
- [92:07]
B
So cool.
- [92:08]
C
He seems like the nicest guy.
- [92:09]
A
He really does.
- [92:10]
B
And he was like, I'm so nervous. Yeah, Talk a lot.
- [92:13]
A
Like, oh, I know I've said it a million times. Like, but him on Amy Poehler's podcast, If you haven't listened to it, listen to it, because he's so sweet. And they had such a great conversation. And she just could be like, oh, my God, Amy, thank you so much. Like, it was just, like. It was so nice. So well deserved. There was a very long in memoriam because unfortunately, we lost a lot of absolute legends this year. Started off with a tribute to Rob Reiner. Billy Crystal came out, talks about his movies, and then they had a really powerful moment by having a lot of the stars of his movies come out and all stand together on stage, which was really, really cool because you just had some. Some major, major names up there that are just fabulous, who all were there to support Rob and his wife Michelle and all the projects that they. That they got to do. So that was really nice. And then as the theme. Then they played the theme from the Princess Bride, which showed the memoriam continued. And then Rachel McAdams came out to honor some of the other women we have lost this past year. Diane Ladd, Catherine o'. Hara. And then she was really there to talk about Diane Keaton, who. I could listen to Rachel talk about Diane Keaton for days. The stories, the memories, the way I feel like she loved her so much and got to honor her in that way was really so beautiful. Then we had the legend herself, Barbra Streisand. Babs came out to honor Robert Redford, which you really like. You're getting the best of the best when it comes to who. Who are you going to get to honor Robert Redford? Let's go. Let's go full the way we were. Let's bring Babs out here. She had only. Amazing.
- [94:14]
B
Only Robert can call her Babs.
- [94:15]
A
Yeah, sorry. Only Robert can call her Babs. And he.
- [94:17]
B
And.
- [94:17]
A
And Bob. She was calling him Bob. She was calling him Bob. And ended with a. With her singing a little bit for him, which. Stunning.
- [94:28]
B
Yeah, it was stunning.
- [94:30]
A
It really was beautiful. I know that I saw some discourse over maybe some people being left out. We had just lost James Van Der Beek, Eric Dane. But they were like, oh, well, is that more technically tv? But it's like, well, they've been in movies. But then they were also saying, is it like the calendar year? Oh, we're honoring people that lost in 2025.
- [94:52]
B
Right.
- [94:52]
C
This happens every year.
- [94:54]
A
It does.
- [94:54]
B
Because there's always, like, a cut. They're like, oh, you Missed the cutoff.
- [94:57]
A
Yeah. Yes.
- [94:58]
B
Which is insane.
- [94:59]
A
Yeah. Which is insane.
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C
Died earlier.
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A
Yeah, Insane.
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B
Sorry you didn't make the 2025, but,
- [95:05]
A
you know, you really had some big. No, but Catherine lost some big hitters.
- [95:09]
B
Catherine O' Hara was in 2026.
- [95:11]
A
Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
- [95:12]
B
So true.
- [95:12]
A
True, true. You know, true thing. Even Catherine o', Hara, you would think maybe you'd have even a bigger moment.
- [95:18]
B
Yeah.
- [95:18]
A
But there's just.
- [95:19]
B
They. They were like, we got.
- [95:20]
A
Which has to be. And I know this is, like, a very morbid conversation, but it has to be kind of crazy being in the. In the production meetings for the Oscars of them, like, debating who gets more than five seconds to be honored. Like, who. How do you split up? Who gets honored for longer, who gets more. You're arguing, like, who's more famous.
- [95:43]
B
It's got to be the most crazy. It's got to be one of the most insensitive conversations or rooms to be in because they're like, all right, can we split screen? These two.
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A
Yeah.
- [95:50]
B
You know, like, they're deciding, are they going to share a screen? Do they get their own moment like that? You have to throw.
- [95:55]
A
Do they vote? Like, hey, I don't know if this person even makes the video montage.
- [95:58]
B
You have to throw every feel, human emotion that you have out of the room when you step in.
- [96:03]
A
Yeah.
- [96:04]
B
That In Memoriam production meeting, or as you see that on your calendar, you're like.
- [96:07]
A
Yeah.
- [96:07]
B
You're like, feelings are gone.
- [96:09]
A
Hey, Rachel, you have 30 seconds to talk about Diana. It better not be one second more,
- [96:14]
B
because we got to fit Catherine.
- [96:15]
C
It's like, people talk about how, like, certain people get bigger. Cheers. And it's just. All of. It's kind of weird.
- [96:20]
A
It is.
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B
It is very odd. And then on top of that, also morbid. I was like, it is wild right now that Conan o', Brien, like, has to talk about that. Like, Conan o' Brien was like, billy Crystal's gonna talk about this. Yeah. Because it was his party.
- [96:36]
A
Yeah.
- [96:36]
B
You know, like. Like thinking about how insane that is. Like, I actually felt bad, like, thinking about Conan o' Brien having to, like, be backstage kind of collecting himself together. Like, okay, well, now I have to put on the rest of the show after kind of putting this all to the side right now. I know.
- [96:51]
A
It really. It really is crazy, but. Yeah, like, you are so right. It's just truly one of the most insensitive conversations that they can have is how they have to portion out.
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B
Yeah.
- [97:02]
A
This.
- [97:02]
B
Because I'm looking. I'M like, wow, how did they decide that these two people are gonna share the screen right now? But then this person gets their own moment.
- [97:09]
A
Yeah. Yep.
- [97:10]
B
Yeah.
- [97:11]
A
And like, Robert Duvall died this year. Like you said, some crazy.
- [97:15]
B
He was in there, but he only got three seconds.
- [97:17]
C
That's like, crazy.
- [97:18]
A
Some crazy, crazy big names. And so then you're like, in the room. Are they like, Redford? Well, we can get Barbara, right?
- [97:27]
B
If we can get Barbara in here, we're gonna have to do Redford.
- [97:30]
C
I can get Barbara at the Actor Awards. Like, Seth Rogan had a whole nice thing about Catherine o', Hara, so maybe they're factoring that in. Of like.
- [97:35]
A
Well, yeah, but still, I don't know. It's. It's really crazy.
- [97:39]
B
Well, we honored her the last show.
- [97:41]
C
She already got her time.
- [97:42]
A
Yeah.
- [97:43]
B
We're actually gonna have to fit in Diane this time around.
- [97:45]
A
Yeah. No, it's. It's absolutely wild. The cast of Bridesmaids reunited on stage. God, I love.
- [97:52]
B
They're going to.
- [97:53]
A
I love a group of funny women.
- [97:54]
B
They're going to get me every time.
- [97:55]
A
Every time.
- [97:55]
B
Melissa McCarthy is going to get me every single time. I was cracking up when rose. Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm like, Leo is playing into it. This mustache is making him friendly and funny, you know?
- [98:09]
A
I know. It was. It was great. Stella. No one has a better delivery than Melissa McCarthy. She really does like the Stell. Like, she's like, oh, Elle Fanning. Oh, no, sorry.
- [98:18]
B
Actually, Stellan Skygaard was dying laughing, which. To see him laugh so hard is amazing. Yeah. This was probably one of my favorite parts. So funny. And it is so funny every time someone's like, wait, Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson. Yeah.
- [98:33]
C
What a night for them.
- [98:34]
B
Yeah.
- [98:34]
A
Sinners won for score and F1 1 for sound. I mean, the Skinner. Sinner score. Skinners is. Is really just fantastic. I feel like, you know, it doesn't. Oh, there was Skinny Pop popcorn, a box of Dots candy and a bottle of water.
- [98:53]
B
Yeah. Raisinette. Skinny Pop portion that water. Yeah.
- [98:57]
A
Yeah.
- [98:57]
B
Really? You gotta hold on tight for four hours.
- [98:59]
A
And I loved that the cinematographer for Sinners won as well. Autumn Archipod. She. And at first, like, the fact that she's the first female to ever win this award. Crazy. And she had the women in the audience stand up, which I thought was like, a very powerful thing to be like. I wouldn't be up here if it wasn't for all of you, which is very powerful to do. For the person who wins the first ever award as a Female for cinematography. Once again, it's just a stunningly gorgeous film, you know.
- [99:34]
B
Yeah.
- [99:35]
A
Sentimental value one for international feature film. I know that maybe that was in the conversation for a bunch of other awards as well. And Paul Thomas Anderson won for directing. This was a stacked directing category, but this was clearly his year. You know, sometimes where it's like this guy's. Do you know, one battle after another was a huge movie and 14 nominations.
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C
I also feel like he. This movie was so good. It's like that saying, oh, well, he's. He's earned it. Like, he earned it just off this movie. I feel like, yeah, it doesn't. Like, it doesn't have to be like, oh, well, he's had so many other good movies.
- [100:12]
A
No, this movie was great. But I do think sometimes resonate when it gets to this level. Because he did mention he's like, I couldn't ask for a better class of fellow nominees. Like, everybody's. That was a massive name.
- [100:24]
C
Funny what he said where he was like, you guys are probably all going to be like, did I deserve that? Maybe I did.
- [100:29]
A
Yeah.
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C
But I have no.
- [100:31]
B
I love every single time he got up there and made a speech. It was funny every time. This year is going to be so hard to top la. Like, I'm thinking about this year. Are there any good movies coming out? Because this.
- [100:42]
C
We got the Ryan Gon coming out project.
- [100:44]
A
Tell Mary is supposed to be fantastic. Oh, yes. Like, that comes out.
- [100:46]
B
That's amazing.
- [100:47]
A
But the Odyssey, Christopher Nolan is the big summer. Dune, Dune Part two, Dune Part three.
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B
I'm just like the, like sinners.
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C
Like original movies and.
- [100:57]
A
Yeah.
- [100:57]
B
One bag after another. Yeah. And Marty Supreme. Yeah.
- [101:02]
A
We're still so early in the year, we don't know what's coming in.
- [101:04]
C
The pipeline came out on Christmas.
- [101:06]
B
I think they're three of the best movies ever. Like, they're. They're all so good.
- [101:11]
A
Great movies. Totally great movies. Adrien Brody came out and made a joke about himself with his own speech, which was good because let me tell you, for a second, I was scared he was still going to keep talking. Like, I thought he was going to make the joke and then, like, still have more to say. He. He did not. Had a lot of papers, ruffled them around.
- [101:31]
B
Was the gum thing part of the bit? Like having to take his gum out? Yeah.
- [101:35]
A
Cause it was. Didn't he have gum?
- [101:36]
B
Yeah, he had gum last year and
- [101:38]
A
he, like, handed it.
- [101:38]
C
Oh, yeah. To his wife, I think.
- [101:40]
A
Yes. Like, he just handed it to a. The person next to him. You Know what?
- [101:44]
B
I was gonna be like, I don't like this guy. But after last night, I don't like him. I was like, oh, he's playing into it.
- [101:50]
A
Yeah. Right. Adrien Brody, who famously gave the longest acceptance speech in Oscars history last year, you know, made. Made a little fun at himself, which I appreciate. Michael B. Jordan, Oscar winner, just ecstatic for him. One nomination, one win.
- [102:07]
B
An amazing moment.
- [102:10]
A
Yeah.
- [102:10]
B
As a whole, first of all, Michael B. Jordan in that role, he played two people.
- [102:16]
A
Yeah.
- [102:16]
B
And I know we keep saying it, but he really did play two people. But he played two people and he made them so different as well. And they were twins. And it was so funny when the whole conversation came out. It was like, are you a bigger fan of Smoke or Stack? And you were able to tell the difference between the two of them so well that people thought that Michael B. Jordan had a twin in real life because of how good he did.
- [102:37]
A
Yeah.
- [102:38]
B
So this was so well deserved. And then the moment with his mom.
- [102:41]
A
I know.
- [102:41]
B
And like, he has been working for so long.
- [102:47]
C
Did you see when he pointed to Jesse Plemons?
- [102:50]
A
I love that. When he was walking off.
- [102:52]
B
That was amazing.
- [102:53]
A
Texas forever.
- [102:55]
B
He has been in this industry for so long. It is so well deserved. He's up on stage, he's like, my dad's here. My family, like, yeah. Oh, I just couldn't be happier for him. It was. It was such an amazing moment. And it did seem like the conversation really was just becoming between Michael B. Jordan and Timothy at this point.
- [103:11]
C
I think Leo, like, I think he had snubbed just in terms of, like, how was he not in the conversation?
- [103:16]
B
Right. Like, just in terms of people talking about is if he's going to win. Yeah. Leo was just like, never really brought up. It was always, is it Michael B. Jordan or Timothee Chalamet Would have been a huge stunner last night if Leo did end up winning because he was really great.
- [103:29]
C
People thought Ethan, like, they were throwing. I feel like pretty much anyone.
- [103:31]
B
It was anyone's game.
- [103:33]
A
It wasn't. And, well, you know what happens is, like, early on when the first nominations come out for the Globes and stuff and you see all the names, you kind of early on start to think who would win these at the Oscars or the later awards. But then as the award season goes on and people start winning and it's Timothy, Michael, you're like, okay, well, it's not Leo.
- [103:53]
B
So.
- [103:53]
A
So you go into the Oscars, you're like, it's not going to Be. You kind of think that it's not going to be him. Him. Even though it could totally be him. Like, he could have. He could have taken it home. He also shared a really nice moment. Who knows what they were saying? But I saw Leo gave him a real long hug. It was really nice.
- [104:10]
C
It was. It was a long time.
- [104:11]
A
It was a really long hug. I'm sure he said something really, really nice to him. They shared a moment and say it was him and Benicio. And they both, like, gave him these big hugs. And I just thought that that was. I just thought that was awesome. And Jessie Buckley won for Best Actress. She swept this. This season. She won for Hamnet, which I still haven't seen. And here's the reason, you know, everybody. It's one of those situations. Everybody says the movie is so gorgeous, but so heartbreakingly sad. And just to prepare yourself for that. And I haven't been in the head space yet for that. Like, I haven't found the moment where I'm like, all right, I'm ready to be devastated by a movie. Cause I know that's what's gonna happen when I watch it, maybe. So there's been a couple moments on a plane where I've been like, do I watch it on the plane? And then I thought, I can't be blubbering on the plane. I hate blubbering on the plane. And it happens so much quicker when you're on a plane. So I gotta do it in the privacy of my own home. It's on Peacock. But everybody's talking about how amazing she is. I'm like, I believe you.
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B
Yeah. I loved her speech, as I thought it was so beautiful. Talking about being a mother. Mother's heart. And honoring everyone in the crowd, bringing
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A
it full circle for the story.
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B
And it was Mother's Day in the uk, she said, so I thought that was just so, so beautiful. And then to wrap up, Best Picture, went to one battle after another.
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A
Yep.
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B
And saw this coming. I think it kind of felt like that was. I thought it was between One Battle After Another and Sinners.
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A
Yeah.
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B
That's the entire award season, just both stacked casts. And I love seeing them all get on stage. And I love how excited teyana Taylor gets RuPaul Thomas Anderson every time. Like, she's just, like, basically carrying him up on stage.
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A
Yeah. It's so good.
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B
It's so cool to see. I love, like, watching Leo and Benicio, like, they take a step back, you know, like, they're like, this moment's not about us. Like, we're gonna stand in the back. And then Paul Thomas was like my American Girl chase infinity. Like, it was really sweet. So happy.
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A
It was a great night for them. So happy. It was so very well deserved. Fantastic movie. I thought. I thought maybe Sinners was gonna take it. I did. But this, it was also, you know, also a great movie. So you really can't, you really can't complain too much. In my mind, I've fully enjoyed both and I loved. I felt like Sinners was awarded for so many very like, like the perfect cat. They went for the perfect categories. The most well deserved, you know, cinematography, score, original screenplay. Like, all the things that made Sinners so unique. They won those categories.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And Michael B. Jordan, which I thought was great. And Michael Bajoran, of course. And Ludwig won.
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C
Yeah, yeah.
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A
For, you know, for scores, which was. Which was great.
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B
Where was Hailee Steinfeld?
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A
Pregnant.
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B
Yeah, I figured that that was probably.
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A
Yeah. I feel like maybe she's. Maybe she might be getting close.
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B
Yeah.
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A
And it. And that could be a tough, tough one.
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B
I was wondering if we were gonna get a her and Josh Allen.
- [107:26]
A
Right.
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B
But. Yeah.
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A
Yeah. My guess. My guess would be the only thing that would keep her away from the Oscars is she's.
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C
I thought I saw some of that Michael Jordan, like, talked about it afterwards, but.
- [107:37]
A
Oh, well, he did shout her out. In his speech, he mentioned Haley reveals
- [107:42]
C
why pregnant missed Oscars and his answer is.
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A
She's pregnant.
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B
Yeah.
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A
She's getting ready to have a baby right now.
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B
Yeah.
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C
Oh, yeah.
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A
Here. Here's the reason why pregnant Haley Simon was not at the Oscars. She's pregnant.
- [107:57]
B
Breaking news. Pregnant. So cool. Such an amazing night, everyone. So well deserved. Pretty boring at times, I will say,
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A
but that's the Oscars. That's the Oscars for you.
- [108:09]
C
I did like the end, end credit scene with Conan. I thought that was very funny.
- [108:13]
B
I thought that was so funny. But then was so utterly confused when they put Mr. Beast up. And I was like, don't I. Like, I knew in my heart of hearts that Mr. Beast wasn't hosting. But first. Yeah, it's like real.
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A
No, no, not really the joke.
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B
But I just was like, yeah, no, I just didn't get it. Like you.
- [108:28]
A
You texting us. And I was like, oh, this is
- [108:31]
B
going to be on YouTube because Oscars,
- [108:33]
A
the Oscars are moving to you.
- [108:34]
B
I just had a second where I was like, why? And then you clarified and I was like, okay.
- [108:38]
A
Yeah, that made a lot more sense to me. I was joking because I was watching with Some friends and they're. The Oscars do crack me up. Because there are some bits like that. You have these world class actors come out and they do these bits where you're like, my God, the comedic timing. Where is it? There's long pauses. They're trying to read the teleprompter. Like you're some of the most talented people in the world. Like the Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr. Thing. I'm like, is this funny? I'm not really laughing. The only part I laughed at was Channing Tatum. He was the funny part of that.
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B
Channing Tatum has great comedic timing. Robert Downey Jr. Called Channing Tatum Tanning Tatum.
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A
Yeah.
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B
Which I think was a joke was the tanning.
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C
Like, I think you wear that when you're tanning, right? Like this thing.
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A
No. Magic Mike thing.
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C
No, I thought that was like a play on the, like, okay, you won the tanning Chad, like, messed up his name, I think.
- [109:34]
A
I think he just like Chatum instead of Channing Tatum. Like, I think it was just a
- [109:38]
C
play on the tanning. Like you would wear this when you're tanning.
- [109:42]
A
That's a really deep, like, that's a real. That's the joke. That's very.
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B
No, it might be the joke, but it's a miss if it is.
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A
Yeah.
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B
You know.
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C
Yeah. I didn't think it was like hilarious, but I thought, oh, yeah, I guess it makes sense.
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A
I think he did. I think he just. I think he just it up.
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C
Did he? Yeah, maybe.
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A
I don't think, like I. The, the joke was that his. That was his song. Like, it's like a Magic Mike thong.
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B
Yeah, that's what that was.
- [110:08]
A
Yeah. Like.
- [110:08]
B
But then maybe it's a layer joke.
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A
I don't think there's another level of like. Well, he also wears it when he dance.
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B
I don't know.
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C
All these, all these articles are just saying he messed it up.
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A
So I think he just fudged the name. I think he was just talking fast and said tanning, Chatum.
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C
I was like, oh, tanning. You wear it when you're tanning.
- [110:24]
B
I was like, no, not really.
- [110:26]
A
No. I think it was just like, you know, Channing Tatum, he's a tanning shatum. Sometimes that happens.
- [110:30]
B
Yeah, sometimes. Well, it was a long night.
- [110:33]
A
Yep.
- [110:33]
B
A long recap. We just did. It was so hopefully everyone enjoyed that. But that wraps up the Oscars.
- [110:41]
A
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B
Alright, let's get into the Weekly Watch Report where we talk about the things we watch this week. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Weekly Watch Report on Monday. Did I do too many there? No. Okay. It felt like it was going on for a long time.
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A
It was not.
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B
I.
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A
No, I think that was the right amount.
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B
Okay. Only two things really.
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A
I didn't watch a lot either.
- [112:19]
B
Love is Blind and Mormon Wives. Yeah.
- [112:20]
A
Yeah. Which it's funny because it's like only two things. But we could talk about these two things for a long time.
- [112:24]
B
The thing is we're going to break them down for a while. So let's start off with Love is Blind. Love is Blind. But at this point everyone's over it because we're onto the Mormon Wives.
- [112:33]
A
Yeah, we are. But that's why we can just like get like we talk about the reunion and move on.
- [112:37]
B
I'm almost like so tired of talking about Love is Blind because I'm onto the Mormon Wives. But we'll talk about it. We had the reunion. This cast was really something else.
- [112:50]
A
They really were. And it's funny because they were talking about having a record breaking amount of couples this year. Hence why Vic and Christine weren't set sent to Mexico. But Vicky, Christine were the only saving grace.
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B
The only couple to make it through.
- [113:06]
C
Yeah.
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B
On this damn show.
- [113:07]
A
Yeah.
- [113:08]
B
So we'll start off with Amber and Jordan who did end up saying yes at the altar. Um, Jordan kind of just was like, fuck it. Yeah, yeah, we'll do it.
- [113:16]
A
Yeah. I think that was a. That may have been an almost immediate regret. Right. Like I think it came out of his mouth and maybe when he went to bed that night it was like route yeah. Oh, shit.
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B
We're married.
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A
So that they said four months they were together and then broke up.
- [113:30]
B
They're done. I think that Amber being a mother, having a child, Jordan becoming a stepfather, just really wasn't, in fact, wasn't factored into this whole thing. They couldn't figure out where to live.
- [113:44]
A
Didn't think he was really going to be that stubborn about having to be close to, like, the bar and his pals, but I guess he was because they couldn't find any middle ground.
- [113:55]
B
Jordan said that Amber has anger issues and she stormed off the stage. So we were like, that's not.
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A
You know, what's so tough, though, is like, I'm. I totally get why Amber's upset. And she has the other girls support. Like, the other girls clearly love her, and she's like, she rides for her
- [114:11]
B
friends, which I appreciate she does so hard.
- [114:13]
A
But she definitely has some trauma from past relationships that maybe she hasn't fully worked through. And I think Jordan kind of touched on that too, because the moment that it slipped for a second and she, like, started to yell and it was like, oh. And then she ran off stage. You're like, ooh, that was. That was the temper coming out.
- [114:38]
B
It happened so fast, in the blink of an eye. Yeah, it was like a 180. She was keeping it cool. She was keeping it cool. Boom. She was off the stage.
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A
And look, I don't blame her because I be. I be pissed off as well. It's like, because, you know, you said yes at the altar. I do have a child. You didn't say goodbye. She was upset. The whole thing was really tough. I don't know. It's. That's a really hard one to navigate because I. It's like Amber's throwing Emma at him is like, for why, you know, he's a bad guy. He didn't say goodbye to Emma, all these things, like. But at the end of the day, like, it wasn't Emma that was the problem in the relationship. You know, it wasn't Emma, or so they made it seem. I don't know what was happening, happening behind closed doors, but it's like the relationship dissolved and Jordan didn't know how to handle that with Emma.
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C
So.
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A
Yeah, it's just unfortunate.
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B
It was unfortunate. I genuinely, while I was watching, had a flashback to early 2000s TV shows where I thought they were going to bring out Emma and have Jordan say goodbye to her. Like, I. I truly thought we were going to go back in time for a second, but then I remembered it's Netflix. We're not doing that.
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A
Yeah, that would have been crazy. I just think we live in a different time now. But Vanessa and Nick really turned it up a notch for their hosting. So you never know if they were like, hey, bring out Emma. Let's see what happens. Because they were on one specifically Nick, he was not backing down from some of these guys, which is not normally the tune that these two play by when they're hosting. A lot of times we're left wanting more of our left saying, you know, oh, my God, they didn't press hard on this. That, however, it was funny because it kind of swung the other way where it's like, oh, now he's pressing Chris so hard, but Chris is giving nothing.
- [116:23]
B
They really earned their paycheck for this reunion because it's every single year, the conversation goes, why didn't Vanessa and Nick ask them this question this time? They asked everybody.
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A
It only took 10 seasons.
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B
Yeah, they pressed. They pressed Chris hard. And he was just a defeated man at that point. Like, yeah. And it's one of those things kind
- [116:44]
A
of tough to watch.
- [116:45]
B
It was because, like, yes, deservedly so. He was awful, and he said a lot of awful things, treated Jessica terribly. But then when it just, like, is a constant beat down, you get a little worried about. About the mental health of the people
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A
on this show because you're like, oh, you know, for sure, he's made a lot of poor decisions. And, like, yeah, he's apologizing, but it's like, not, you know, it's not necessarily coming off the most hard felt. But at that point, it's like, okay, just. Just leave, you know, like, just. Just leave.
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B
You.
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A
You made all your mistakes. You're saying, I'm sorry, and then you're not adding anything else to it. You're not elaborating. You're not really talking at all, which he was probably advised to do, to be honest. So then it's almost like just. Just like, just go. Just get off the stage, like, because when it does get to that point where, like, everyone's harping on him and you did this and you did that, and what do you have to say for yourself? And he's just like, yeah, I'm sorry. There's not much more you can do. And then when you. When you start to be like, well, are you like, what about this? What about this? And he just is like, I don't know what else to say. You're like, okay. Like, then you kind of move on, and it feels weird.
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B
A little Right. Because he's not fighting back, which he was just terrible on this show.
- [118:01]
A
I'm like, alex.
- [118:01]
B
Yeah. And I was like, well, Alex had a lot to say. Alex was Mr. Pipe Up McGee, where he was talking back to Vanessa.
- [118:07]
A
That is so sassy.
- [118:09]
B
Yeah. Every chance he got, he just was. Had an answer for everything. He just missed her talk back. Like, I would not be able to be in a conversation with this man.
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A
Nope. He's the kind of guy that's like the. You know, the kind of person that when you say something and then they hit you with, whoa, what was I supposed to do?
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B
Well, he's also like a well, actually person.
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A
Such a. Well, actually. Well, actually. Was that such a. Well, actually. I'm like, actually. And it's like, well, well, Vanessa, what was I supposed to do in that moment? Tell you. Tell me what I. What was I supposed to do in that moment? It's like, oh, my God, please. Like, it was. Spare me with all the Bullshit. Just bullshit. 101 from that guy at all times.
- [118:48]
B
At all times. He's like the victim. Like, he's just like perpetual victim. His entire life, everything's done wrong to him. What? He hasn't done anything wrong. And then.
- [118:57]
A
Yeah, he.
- [118:59]
B
This was said on a podcast after, where he said that he purposely didn't do his beard or wear the right jacket because he's saving that for his actual wife.
- [119:08]
A
Yeah.
- [119:09]
B
Oh, my God.
- [119:09]
A
What a truly. Like, I couldn't believe it when I watched the clip. I thought, oh, my fucking God. And I'm surprised they didn't laugh in his face. He was saying it to Nick Fyle. I'm surprised. Like, Nick didn't Just like any. Nick was kind of laughing like, this is ridiculous. But in the moment, he's like, well, actually, you know, that was all done very purposefully because I'm saving my best self, my groomed self, for my real wife.
- [119:35]
B
It was done nomadically.
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A
And. Yeah. And he was like, it was. That Jack is too. You know, that jacket was a trench coat. Realistically. Realistically, what it was. It was a big jacket.
- [119:45]
B
It was insane. And then Nick was asking them about the. The tracking and the period, and they didn't want to talk about. Nick was like, well, we have to.
- [119:53]
A
Yeah.
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B
I was like, oh. They. They got talking to by Netflix. They said, ask the right questions or go home. Then Emma and Mike, two nice people,
- [120:04]
A
just didn't work out.
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B
It didn't work out. So it seems they want different things.
- [120:06]
A
So it seems Mike's dating someone new. It Just probably wasn't. It just wasn't gonna work. Jessica's got a new boyfriend. Someone else that was on the. Very passionate that we didn't see. He really loves her.
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B
Really loves her.
- [120:19]
A
Really loves her.
- [120:19]
B
Passion in his eyes.
- [120:21]
A
Breezy and Connor never really broke up. I guess they. They're still together. They're still dating, spending time together and all those things. They just didn't end up going to the altar. They seem to be like, they're in a good place. And then it really focused on Brittany and Vonte, AKA Devo.
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B
Excuse me, Devo.
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A
AKA Devo. And one went down with them. And I just was like, it's so unfortunate when, you know, when you just read a situation the right way. Like when we watched that last episode and he walked out the door, and she was like, bye. Like, see you tomorrow. I was like, no, you're never gonna see this man again. Like, you're not picking up. You're never gonna see this man again. And then she's basically like, I never saw you again. And it's like, yeah, it's phone calls. He's alluding that he's basically lying to her that he still wants to be together. She's wearing her ring still. They're doing all these things. And then there's this trip to Austin to see Rufus, which I said, you know, the poor older folks that watch this show, because a lot of people watch this show, and I know a lot of older ladies love this show, and they'll go to Austin to see Ru. Like, was Rufus in the Pod Squad? Like, who's Rufus? They went to go see Rufus Soul concert in Austin. It was Ashley, Bree and Pre Priyanka. And I guess was allegedly supposed to be a girls trip. Connor was under the impression it was a girls trip. That's why he wasn't there. But Devo jumped along, tagged along on the trip.
- [121:55]
B
They are a nickname group. Yeah, this group loves a good nickname. And they went to Austin and. And Devo just popped in. And then he. His Airbnb was not confirmed. So then he had to stay with them one night, and Britney didn't want
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A
him in his inner house, but he was there.
- [122:12]
B
And Brittany was calling them out, being like, no, Bri, you know that Devo stayed with you guys. And she was like, I wasn't there. And then Pre was like, well, he did stay with us the first night because his Airbnb was not accepting. And then he. He got the Airbnb the second night. And I'm like, are they. They're forgetting that there's hotels in Austin, because he definitely could have stayed at a hotel at that point. But no, he had to stay with Pre.
- [122:33]
A
But it's just wild that he was saying that they were broken up and none of them thought to fact check that.
- [122:37]
B
Exactly. And that's what Vanessa was trying to call out. Vanessa. Because they kept saying. Ashley kept saying, we're good friends. And then Pre was like, no, we're not. Which was strange. Priyanka just kept being like, we're not.
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A
I'm not good friends. Don't know Brittany at all.
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B
Which I was like, okay, this is strange. Why do you keep saying that? Did something happen? But Ashley was like, no, we're all really good friends. And that kind of fudgeing hurt Ashley, because then Vanessa was like, all right, well, if you're such good friends with Britney, when Devo was telling you guys that they broke up. You guys, if you're that good a friend to Brittany, wouldn't you have texted Brittany to be like, hey, Debo just. He's with us. He just told you guys broke up. If that was my good friend, I would have texted my girl immediately like, yo, Divo's telling me that you guys broke up.
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A
Even just. Sorry. Even if you're not even that good friends, you were just on a reality show where you want all the information about everybody. Even if I wasn't that close with Britney, and the guy that she was with on the show is like, we're broken up. I'd be going to her anyway to be like, what's the tea? Like, what happened?
- [123:42]
B
So this was just a display of the girls really not being there for Britney in my eyes. Yeah, I did see that. And then Devoid being a whole big mess, and now he's gonna be a
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A
father and is engaged.
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B
And I think that Brittany's dad almost passed out when he heard this news.
- [123:58]
A
Brittany dodged a bullet.
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B
Yes. She really did.
- [124:02]
A
Really dodged a bullet for him to be like, yeah, I'm gonna be a father. I thought, what in the world? Good luck.
- [124:09]
B
Good luck, Good luck, Good luck. Moving on.
- [124:15]
A
Mormon wives.
- [124:16]
B
The Mormon wives. I cannot believe what we are watching unfold on this show right now. Yeah, it's tough with the Bachelorette right around the corner. Yeah. How are we supposed to buy in to Taylor Frankie Paul's story at all? Because I am not buying into it whatsoever. In my eyes, she's already back with Dakota.
- [124:41]
A
Like, well, did you see there's rumors that they've had to pause filming of season five because she and Dakota Got into a massive fight. They're, like, filming season five right now. I saw that online. I did.
- [124:53]
B
I didn't want to spoil it.
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A
I don't know if there's any truth to that.
- [124:55]
B
I saw some spoilers about or not spoilers, but there was rumors that that may have happened that, like, rumors that she went back to Dakota and they got into a huge fight.
- [125:06]
A
I don't even know if it means she, like, went back to him. I just think, like, because Dakota's on the show, they have to see each other, right? So it was like, regardless of even what happened. We don't know.
- [125:15]
B
We don't know.
- [125:16]
A
It's like they could have been filming together at some party, and they could have gone in a huge fight.
- [125:20]
B
Who knows? I can't even talk about anything that happened on the rest of the show. Like, Jen and Whitney fighting and the whole, like, first of all, yeah, Jen's husband, like, I'm just gonna get this out of the way before I go back to Taylor, Frankie, Paul, Jen's husband, like, making comments about Jen. Danz went yawn, like, in front of the Cinderella cast on Disney. And, like, whatever. And he's like, that's gonna be my. Or. See? It's like, can you just shut the Can. Can all the men on this show just shut the fuck up? Because they are some of the lamest, biggest losers I have ever seen. They are all wildly insecure and cannot fathom that their wives and the ladies that they are with are more successful than they are. They can't wrap their heads around it, and they can't be supportive of it. Connor, extremely supportive. Connor's like, get out there. Do the movie.
- [126:10]
A
I was gonna say do.
- [126:10]
B
Blow it away. I'm at home with the kids.
- [126:12]
A
The only one is Connor.
- [126:14]
B
Connor couldn't be more supportive.
- [126:16]
A
And when Connor. When Zach went to go talk to Connor, and Connor, like, Zack was like, you know, what are you doing? He's like, magic. Oh, my God. I wanted to give him a hug.
- [126:29]
B
Yeah.
- [126:29]
A
He was like, you know what? I'm actually really honing in my skills of magic. Good for him. And he loves it. And it's something that he cares about, and he's like. It's something that's, like, fulfilling me during the days. I said, that's amazing.
- [126:41]
B
That is amazing. He has a hobby. He has a hobby while his. While his wife's out there working. And that's great. And they are so supportive of each other. The other ones are such dickheads.
- [126:51]
A
No, they're minuscule. They have the confidence of little fucking mice. The double standards of, like, oh, that the traditional. The male is working and the wife is taking care of the kids. And God forbid the wife has a little bit of an identity crisis of, like, wanting to do something else but be a mom. She has to hold that in. She can't share that with them because the guy is the breadwinner, and he's like, well, you have to take care of the kids. Well, now it's. The shoe is on the other foot.
- [127:21]
B
Yeah.
- [127:21]
A
And these guys have to be home taking care of the kids, and they can't do it. Like, Ben's like, I'm just being called, like, Jen's husband. I'm like, yeah, you are Jen's husband. Yeah.
- [127:30]
B
Deal with it. You should be. And why is that not something to be proud of?
- [127:34]
A
I know.
- [127:34]
B
You know, I. What? I don't know what is going through.
- [127:38]
A
Literally, he's like, I'm just Jen's husband. Connor's like, that's my Instagram bio.
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B
Whitney's husband. Condo's like, hell, yeah, I'm Whitney's husband. Like, you want a guy to be like, hell, yeah, I'm her husband. And they are. They just are so fragile. They have such fragile egos. Then Jesse's like, I want to go by my last name because it's easier to, you know, say. And Jordan's like, that's selfish. It's like, do you realize that? But what you're saying is also, like, selfish, because you just want her to have your last. Like, why can't you just.
- [128:05]
A
Jordan, like. And I really, really. I really like Jessie. I think she is so sweet. Jordan looks at her and sees dollar signs. Like, I only see how this guy is trying to manipulate his situation to make more money because they are not in a great place in their relationship. And there's some issues with the prenup and some situations where, like, Jesse is the breadwinner, and he's like, clear. It's like she said, I think it would be harder to divorce him than to stay with him because I. I'm sure for financial reasons right now, which is so sad, because then it's like, well, he's just gonna continue to profit off you. He's the founder of dad Talk, and now he's making all these videos, and. And they're trying to do the whole thing riding their coattails, and the wives are all joking about it. It's like, oh, here comes dad dog again. Riding on our coattails. It's like, yeah, they are. But by the way, like, we don't want to watch four episodes about it.
- [129:04]
B
Like, no, we don't.
- [129:04]
A
It took over way too much of the season in my mind. We're like, I don't give a shit about dad talk. I want to know what's going on between these ladies. Like, show me more of Michaela's story. Like, show me more of Mikayla talking about how, like, being postpartum and her health. Like, she was really struggling with her health, and she's posting about it on social media a lot, but you really did not see it that much on the show. Focus way more on. On, you know, her relationship. But even that was, like, towards the end, the whole beginning of the season is just like, dad talk down our fucking throats. And I just don't. I don't care.
- [129:38]
B
We don't care about dad talk.
- [129:40]
A
I don't care about these guys just being like, we're gonna make videos because our wives make videos. And then, like, we'll get brand deals, and we'll get to go to Vanderpump Villa.
- [129:49]
B
And by the way, Jordan is such a shit sir as well.
- [129:51]
A
Such a shit sir watching, let me
- [129:54]
B
tell you, like, what a huge turnoff to watch a man gossip in the way that he does. Like, it's. It's fun to gossip with your husband. Yeah. Once in a while, you know, you get in the car, you shit talk. It's fun, though, in the way that he does it is just, like.
- [130:08]
A
I know.
- [130:10]
B
Gives me, like, the heebie jeebies. I'm like, you're something off about you, like, being so, like, with a smile on your face.
- [130:18]
A
Yeah.
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B
Being so happy to, like, gossip and talk about these things.
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A
And I. You know, I feel bad because it must just put Jesse in these really awful positions, because even Layla is like, you know. You know, I really hate your husband. Like, they're, you know, they're. They. They are so over it. And some of these relationships are really so strained between, like, the friends and the husbands, and they're trying to find their place, and it just was like that. It was. It felt like a major theme. Demi is coming in and out. She doesn't want to film. She wants to film. She wants to go to Dancing with the Stars, but she doesn't want to film with the rest of them. And I'd be annoyed, too. I'd be like, girl, you can't just come sit with us in the crowd at Dancing with the Stars. You can't sit with us and not. And not film the show.
- [131:04]
B
Yeah.
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A
And she doesn't sit down for interviews. When she. And. Sorry. I. When she and Brett went to the music studio, and I'm like, okay, so they're going to record a song. And when Brett's mouth opened and True Color started to come out, I went, no fucking way. It was no fucking way are these two recording their version of True Colors, and Demi is stopping him every two seconds to say he's pitchy. I'm like, what? What is happening? What is happening?
- [131:42]
B
When she was telling Brett that he had to redo it, and then she opened her mouth, I said, oh, my God.
- [131:48]
A
She was like, you're coming off flat.
- [131:50]
B
I was like, what?
- [131:51]
A
Or like, you're being too loud.
- [131:53]
B
This is perfect television.
- [131:54]
A
I see that's, like, sometimes the silliness of reality tv. I'm like, yeah, give me more of that. Of course it all. It gets so serious. Demi has had all the ups and downs and really is not a part of this season that much at all. Even though it seems like they were really trying to end the Marciano stuff. But that's so frustrating to me because she's having these breakdowns. I get why the girls are confused, because I really do believe Jesse. I find Jesse to be a very trustworthy person, that she will tell the truth. Because at this point, it's like, when her affair came out, she was like, yeah, shit, this is what happened. Like, it was like, at a certain point, she started to be like, you know what? I'm just gonna lay it all out there and be honest about what's going on. And she was. I think she's being honest with her relationship with Jordan of, like, where they are and the struggles that they're having. And then she's like, look, Demi's telling me one thing. When the cameras are off. And then when the cameras are on, it's a different tune. I'm like, yeah, I. I believe that. Cause the cameras aren't there to prove it, but I believe what she's saying. So it's that. That was tricky to have her kind of come in and out. And you know what? I think it was a little. And I know mom talk is the whole thing is, like, showing up for each other's events, and they care that so much about it. It's like, you gotta be at the events. But I think they needed to cut Whitney and Jen a little slack for being on Dancing with the Stars and, like, maybe not being able to come to some of these events. Yeah, sure. Maybe Whitney shouldn't have said yes. I'LL come. But they really were kind of laying in on Whitney for not showing up to Macy's book thing. And I'm like, I don't know. I don't think you guys are fully grasping how hectic and stressful Dancing with the Stars can be. And you also see her kind of having a bit of a breakdown that she's so overwhelmed. And I thought they were being a little mean about that.
- [133:44]
B
Yeah, I agree. I think it also probably comes from a place of jealousy, and they're like, oh, she can't come because she's not Dancing with the Stars. And that whole thing. On top of all that, Taylor, Frankie, Paul, I could not believe what I was watching this season.
- [133:56]
A
I don't think these producers all talked, and I also.
- [133:58]
B
Right. Because they are. The fact that they.
- [134:00]
A
This is the worst ad for the Bachelorette ever.
- [134:01]
B
The fact that they let this air before the Bachelorette's about to come out and expect people to watch the Bachelorette and buy into her story is shocking. Is it gonna get people to watch or is it gonna get people to not be interested? I think there's both.
- [134:13]
A
Yeah.
- [134:14]
B
Because I'm borderline. Like, why am I gonna waste my time?
- [134:18]
A
Yeah.
- [134:18]
B
And then the other part is, well, I'm gonna waste my time watching a mess. Like, you know, there will be a mess, and we love watching a mess unfold. But on the other side of that, it's like, well, we know that whatever's about to happen probably doesn't last long after the show just from what we're seeing. Part of me feels bad for Taylor, Frankie, Paul because I do think that she needs genuine help outside of being on TV and on TikTok. Like, I really do think someone needs to help her.
- [134:43]
A
Yeah.
- [134:43]
B
Because she is clearly not healed.
- [134:47]
A
Stuck in a cycle. She knows it.
- [134:48]
B
She is stuck in a terrible, toxic cycle.
- [134:51]
A
She's saying it too.
- [134:52]
B
She knows and is aware, but somehow we need to get her help to get out of it because right now she is so stuck. And yes, Dakota is such a scumbag. I don't know why girls entertain him or talk to him or are interested in him. He's disgusting, and he's hooking up with her friends. But she's going on the Bachelorette. Is it wrong he's hooking up with her friends to get at her 1000%. She's also stuck on him even though she's going on the Bachelorette. So, like, it's just this. This cycle where she's now flipping out because he's hooking up with her friends and these girls, I don't even know why they're putting themselves in this fucking position to even hook up with him.
- [135:29]
A
Yeah.
- [135:30]
B
It's all so disgusting, and it is so toxic. I just cannot believe we're about to watch her on the Bachelorette. And then the way that they keep talking about her going on the Bachelorette is like, the Bachelorette's gonna save her life. No. I actually think this is only going to be bad for her and hurt her because she is clearly not ready to be dating. She's not ready to be in a relationship with somebody.
- [135:51]
A
I texted you, I said the way these girls are talking is like the Bachelorette's rehab. Like, they're like, you know what? But she's got the Bachelorette soon. I think that'll really get her head on straight. It's like, will it? Because unfortunately, Dakota is always going to be a part of her life. They share a son.
- [136:05]
B
Yeah.
- [136:05]
A
And so there's no way that it's like, I can cut this guy off cold turkey forever. And I don't know how. Well, she breaks the cycle because it is. It's non stop. And it's so hard to see. She gets so mad at him, and then they end up sleeping together. It's just like. It's so crazy. And they're all like, she's leaving for the Bachelorette in four weeks. Hopefully she can stop doing this. I don't know if they. Here's the thing. Maybe they're just trying to really rebrand the Bachelorette as a different type of show. Because if they start this season of the Bachelorette in the first episode is like. Like, her being like, I'm so ready to get engaged. I want to be married. We're not gonna buy that. Because she's barely ready to date. They're just talking about the Bachelorette like she's going on some big speed dating event that's gonna be on tv. The Bachelorette has always pushed down our throats so hard. You're here for an engagement here for the right reasons. There's an engagement at the end, and I feel like hopefully they just shift away from that because it's like, she's not ready to get engaged.
- [137:05]
B
No. And the fact that they keep talking about the Bachelorette being a healing experience for her when it is notoriously known that is quite the opposite of that.
- [137:14]
A
I just.
- [137:15]
B
I can't fathom it. Like, I was getting more and more irritated and aggravated watching this season unfold, knowing that this show's about to happen.
- [137:24]
A
And if Dakota shows up.
- [137:25]
B
No, no, no, no. We can't have that big of a cross. We can't. We can't have a crossover like that.
- [137:30]
A
I thought it was going to be that Ben guy.
- [137:31]
B
Yeah, no, he's out of the picture. He's done.
- [137:33]
A
Yeah. I was like, ooh, like in those early episodes when he was around, I was like, oh, is this gonna be a setup where, like, he shows up, episode four on the Bachelorette and he's like, I want to be here for you, blah, blah, blah. But this one, I'm like, does fucking Dakota shop? I don't know. It's. It's like too much. I know that they really want to bring the eyeballs of the Bachelorette and, like, talking about the drama and all these things, but I don't know. These two. These two shows are not computing. Watching this happen and how Taylor, Frankie, Paul is going through her life right now in dating. And the way that they're talking about the Bachelorette, the way they're even just talking about the show is, like, so different than what the show is supposedly supposed to be. And I. It just felt like there's so much about her life she's trying to figure out. You know, she's trying to track down her biological dad's family and learn more about herself and learn, like, where this trauma is coming from. And it's like, girl, now you're leaving in two weeks and you're going to find your dad's family and learn this stuff about you, which is all good things. All good things that hopefully do help her. But you need a lot more time to process those things, I think. And her and her mom have a crazy relationship, and it goes both ways. Like. Cause when they start fighting, I'm like, oh, man. The way both of them are talking to each other is not right. Like, the way Taylor talks to her mom is not right. The way her mom talks to Taylor is not right. And it's a. That's another one. That's like a vicious cycle. And you see them going to, you know, a therapist that specializes in mother daughter relationships and trying to work through it, and you hope that they can, but clearly they're just stuck in such a hard place. And I don't even know how to feel about that either. Cause it's like, as her mom, at this point, her mom just wants to shake her. And I'm like, can you blame her for that? But then Taylor's like, I just want you to be my mom. I'm like, can you blame her for that? Cause she's like, I know it's a cycle, but I just want you to, like, listen to me and hear me. It's like, I. So fair. But when it gets to the point that it's so repetitive and so, like, so, so, so toxic. You can't just be like, I'm your. I'm your ear.
- [139:48]
B
Yeah. I think her.
- [139:49]
A
Without having any opinion.
- [139:50]
B
I also think her mom's coming from a place of like, hey, I've been through this.
- [139:53]
A
Yeah.
- [139:53]
B
Listen to me before it.
- [139:55]
A
Taylor jumps down her throat every second.
- [139:57]
B
Yeah.
- [139:57]
A
It's like, have you. You haven't lived this life.
- [139:59]
B
Yeah.
- [140:00]
A
And you're like, oh, my God.
- [140:01]
B
Yeah, it's.
- [140:02]
A
It's bad.
- [140:05]
B
It is.
- [140:05]
A
And. And it's. Yeah. Once. Yeah. I don't know. I.
- [140:11]
B
Watching it.
- [140:11]
A
You're like, I'm sorry. Did they Hulu, like, communicate on this one?
- [140:16]
B
No, because I gotta be honest.
- [140:17]
A
Did, like, unscripted television have a meeting about this one and how this was gonna go or. They watched the season.
- [140:22]
B
They go, oh, I'd imagine the Bachelorette people are like, well, I don't know how this season's gonna go now because of this, but entertaining, you know? And I will give. I'm gonna grade them. I'll give Love is Blind an A minus. And I'll give Mormon wives an A. Because although I'm incredibly frustrated watching. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's entertaining.
- [140:43]
A
Yeah, That's.
- [140:45]
B
That's everything I watch right now. I have a lot to catch up on.
- [140:48]
A
So much to catch up on. I actually have really. That's basically all I watch too. You know what's been keeping us going on tour is making sure we have a nice Pepsi prebiotic Cola with us. I have one open right now. It is the classic cola, the original cola. Take a little sip.
- [141:08]
B
Mm.
- [141:09]
A
It is so good. Also comes in cherry vanilla. We had a crazy week of travel. You guys know, however, having a little Pepsi ready for us when we're getting to the shows or when we're in the hotel is so nice backstage getting to have a nice cold soda. It's a perfect little pick me up. It's delicious. And there's no artificial sweeteners. 30 calories, only 5 grams of sugar, and 3 grams of prebiotic fiber. So it's that Pepsi prebiotic Cola, but it's still unbelievably Pepsi. You get that delicious cola taste, and it's so perfect for traveling around. Maybe when you're on the go, can have a little Pepsi Prebiotic Cola on you. Pepsi Prebiotic Cola is available now, so go try it today. I did finally watch all of the season four of Bridgerton. Was watching that on the. On our flight to Seattle. It was an enjoyable season, but a little frustrating at the same time. And I know, like, they pull from the book material, so it's not on them that it's not the most original story, but it was just Cinderella, so I'm fine with that. I fucking love it. Like, hey, I love a Cinderella story. You know, it's a tale as old as time. A good old Cinderella story. But it was evil stepmom who was fantastic. And I know everyone's like, oh, my God, is the actress who plays Cho Chang? It's like, yes, it is. And she. She nailed it. She was really good. So hateable. So hateable. And, you know, the. The stepsisters and the dad that dies and she has to take. Where's the will? The will. She lies about the will. The whole thing. Like, it's just like, okay, we've seen it all before. So I think that makes it a little more of a frustrating watch when you don't get like. I was hoping it would come to a culmination, you know, maybe end of episode six. And then you get more of them together. Seven, eight, maybe some other things going on with some of the other siblings. There's a lot that happens with Francesca in this one as well. But then it's just like episode eight. You gotta wait all the way to the end for it to finally all come together. And you're like, damn, you waited all those years to fact check your evil stepmom's work. Like, Benedict's like, why'd you just believe your evil stepmom that you're written out of the will? She hates you. And she was like, oh, good call. True. Let me go check that thing. And turns out fat dairy waiting for her. But I thought they had. I thought Benedict and Sophie were great characters. It had a lot, lot of chemistry. I thought she was amazing. I really thought she was fantastic. So I'll end up giving it probably falls into a B. Like, I really did enjoy it because I flew. Like, I couldn't stop watching. I was, like, addicted to finishing it. But there have been other seasons that, like, land in that. In that A category for me, for Bridgerton, but I definitely still enjoyed the watch. To be honest, I think I have to catch up on everything else.
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C
Paradise. You watched it?
- [144:28]
A
Oh, oh, I forgot because it's Monday's.
- [144:30]
C
Yeah.
- [144:31]
A
The milkman.
- [144:32]
C
Yeah.
- [144:33]
A
Episode Milkman, Mailman. The Mailman. The Mailman episode.
- [144:39]
C
I actually like this episode a lot.
- [144:41]
B
I.
- [144:42]
A
We talked about this last week. I did like it. I don't think I liked it as much as. As you did. It was great background, great backstory. I don't know what's gonna happen with this mailman. He. What was his name? Gary.
- [144:54]
C
That sounds about right. But let me check.
- [144:57]
A
I don't know what he's. I don't know what shit he's gonna try and pull with Xavier, but it's just that one of those shows where you want. It's such a good show, but you wish you could binge it so badly because the next episode is just like the goal post moves further and further away. You're like, just when he gets to Atlanta, oh, his wife's not there. Just when he's trying to figure out where his wife is, his wife's probably going to be somewhere else. Like, it's just like, you're like, ah, you're so close.
- [145:25]
C
Like the Monday drop, though, because I feel like a lot of shows don't
- [145:29]
B
like half very early tonight.
- [145:32]
C
It's like we're talking about it, and then I'll go home tonight and watch it.
- [145:34]
A
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Definitely. I'll give it a. I'll give that episode a B. It was a good episode, but I think I actually liked. I thought episode four was pretty incredible, but I did really. I found that backstory of, like, how they ended up in the. In the shelter and putting that group together was all very interesting. And I mean, shocking move by Mailman Gary at the end there.
- [146:04]
C
I didn't see that coming, to be honest.
- [146:05]
A
I did not see that coming either there.
- [146:07]
C
He's a weird guy, but twists and
- [146:09]
A
turns all the time. But my. It keeps you on your toes. And. Yeah, I mean, like the Pit Love story, all those I have to catch up on.
- [146:17]
B
Yeah.
- [146:17]
A
I didn't even finish Southern Charm. Southern Charm finale. I didn't even finish.
- [146:21]
B
I watched Survivor, so I'll throw that in there. I'm really upset about Q going home. I know nobody knows who I'm talking about right now unless you're watching, but I really love him and I'm upset that he got sent home and. But it's a great season. It is so good. And I will give this episode B plus.
- [146:40]
C
I was just giggling because I was reading Club Sham. I just posted another thing. It is so funny. What? She's
- [146:48]
A
going to be bad.
- [146:49]
C
She's like. You can. You can tell she's Taking like subtle shots at Kylie. She goes, she goes like she's saying she's not upset. Don't worry. She's like prepared herself.
- [147:00]
B
Thank God.
- [147:00]
A
Thank God she did because she, she had posted on Sunday morning like she's. I posted saying, I don't know if I can say happy Oscars Day.
- [147:07]
C
Timmy now finds himself in the position where he needs to reassess his career plans and take a serious break from his current reality because something is not working. And then she goes, not his current
- [147:18]
A
reality because something's not working.
- [147:19]
C
Timmy would do good to recenter his life and career by doing some deep soul searching, take a lot of time from the public eye and seeking new business associates to help him navigate a brand new redirection and rebranding for his career.
- [147:32]
A
Oh my God, the shade. The shade is too good.
- [147:34]
B
Yeah.
- [147:36]
A
The underlying message is dump her.
- [147:40]
C
But yeah, I didn't really watch anything. Honestly last night before I went to bed. I'm like, I gotta watch one more thing just for the weekly watch.
- [147:47]
A
Yeah.
- [147:47]
C
Because all I had was paradise, which I, I thought was really good. I, like, I do want to get back into the bubble, but I'm actually now like fully bought into this other world. Yeah, I'm enjoying this now, so it'll be interesting to see where that goes. I'll give that an A minus. I actually really like that episode. And then I watched DTF St. Louis episode three last night. Jason Bateman show on HBO. There's a great show. Like, I think you guys should definitely.
- [148:16]
A
Yeah, look, there's a lot I want to catch up on. I want to watch. I want to watch Rooster. Yeah, I got shrinking episodes to catch
- [148:24]
B
up on so much.
- [148:25]
A
I didn't watch the Southern Charm finale. I do that. Oh, we did watch Summer House, right? Yeah. Cuz we watched it Wednesday on the way. On the flight.
- [148:33]
B
Yes, yes.
- [148:35]
C
You guys didn't watch the Love Story?
- [148:36]
B
No, not yet.
- [148:37]
A
It was. Yeah, it was Amanda's birthday and Bailey made the joke at the table that everyone didn't like.
- [148:45]
B
Oh, huge.
- [148:46]
A
Felt like an overreaction.
- [148:47]
B
Huge overreaction by everybody. I mean, if anybody else made that joke, everyone would have laughed. Yeah, they got so mad at her. It was uncomfortable because I really like Bailey and I don't like how mad
- [148:58]
A
he got at Bailey.
- [148:59]
B
No, I didn't like Ben's reaction. It actually gave me the ick. I was like, all right, Ben, like, relax because now you're actually getting so mad that. Do you want to fuck Amanda because you're getting so mad. That you're actually pushing me the other direction. And I. And then we see a preview for the next episode. Jesse makes the same exact joke and everybody laughs.
- [149:15]
A
So, like, you know, for sure something I look, I love watching west and Sierra get along and I just hope they can. They could stay that way. I think that they probably have some. They probably have to have some real conversations, maybe some tough conversations. Sierra's kind of said like she doesn't want to have those conversations in the daytime. Like, it's like, oh, when they're drunk and it's out and it's fun. Like, fine. But it's not like a lights on daytime get serious thing. But I do like when they, when they are all getting along as a group and they all. Everyone else I feel like really likes it. So I'll give it a B plus.
- [149:54]
B
Yeah.
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A
Yeah, same. I will do the same. Oh, and I'll just grade Love is Blind and Mormon Wives. Love is blind. Reunion. B plus. Better reunion as a whole, better product. Feel like we're normally pretty disappointed. And Mormon Wives. Yeah, Mormon Wives is an A. You really just can't deny it because you just are. You're so locked in and you're really pulled into the world. I feel like I'm a part of mom talk, you know, when I'm watching. And the only thing mom talks should be afraid of is dad talk. Like, will mom talk survive dad talk?
- [150:30]
B
Yeah, that's the question.
- [150:31]
A
Time will tell. So that's.
- [150:34]
B
That's it.
- [150:34]
C
DTF St. Louis. So episode three. I'll give it a B plus. Like, I'm pretty locked in. Linda Carnellini. Like, everyone's really good in it and it's one of those shows where it's like a. Who did it? So pretty locked in there. But yeah, that's literally all it was.
- [150:50]
A
Yeah, we're behind all the travel, you know.
- [150:51]
B
Yeah, yeah, we. We've had quite a catch up on all the.
- [150:56]
A
Didn't get to catch up on all our programs.
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B
No, we didn't. But we will have some time to rest and watch some tv. So we'll be able to talk about that all next Monday. And that wraps up the weekly Watch report. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys so very much. And we'll be back with another episode on Wednesday. Love you. Yeah. Chicks in the Office.
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C
Long time listener, first time caller.
- [151:27]
B
Look at the charts. Who does it the best? Two chicks getting paid in reality checks. You can find them at the gym? It's not even a flex? Last minute red carpet flew them out on the jet? Yeah, they're who you want to be? They're always on your screen? Two queens and they might be spilling royalty? A lot of topics that are popping here to get into?
- [151:46]
C
I know a show that you probably want to listen to?
- [151:48]
B
Turn the heat up? Turn the beat up? Record the pod made a bag, put their feet up? The ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up?
- [151:56]
A
Who's the pod that they all want to meet up?
- [151:59]
B
Who turned the heat up? Turn the beat up? Record the pod, made a bag, put their feet up? The ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up?
- [152:07]
A
Who's the pod that they all want to meet up?
- [152:10]
B
Sam.