Taylor Frankie Paul vs Mikayla Matthews, West Wilson & Jennifer Fessler Hookup? + Kevin Hart Roast

Summary

Chicks in the Office | May 11, 2026

Episode: Taylor Frankie Paul vs Mikayla Matthews, West Wilson & Jennifer Fessler Hookup? + Kevin Hart Roast

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Overview

This energetic episode, hosted by Ria and Fran (with the usual banter from Noah), is packed with pop culture deep-dives, celeb sighting stories, Bravo drama (including the Jen Fessler & West Wilson rumor), recaps of viral internet beefs like Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews, and an in-depth discussion on the Kevin Hart Netflix roast. As always, the Chicks’ tone is conversational, funny, and lightly gossipy, with personal anecdotes taking center stage between coverage of the week's juiciest news and TV moments.

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Main Segments & Timestamps

1. Weekend Stories & Iconic Celebrity Sightings
   • [01:06–45:24]
2. Bravo Scandal: Jen Fessler & West Wilson Hookup Rumor
   • [47:27–60:33]
3. Love Island After Sun Announced
   • [60:40–63:31]
4. Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews Social Media War
   • [64:37–74:03]
5. Weekly Watch Report (incl. Kevin Hart Roast Recap)
   • [75:53–110:50]

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1. Weekend Stories & Iconic Celebrity Sightings

[01:06–45:24]

Key Discussion Points

• Spring Cleaning & Productive Weekends

  • Fran shares her deep cleaning, organizing, and martini-filled weekend, including a euphoric “hot and dirty” martini moment.
    • Memorable quote:

      “It was like the martini was singing to me. I actually had two fantastic martinis this weekend.” — Fran [03:37]

• Philadelphia Sports Blues

  • The hosts discuss getting “swept” in NBA and NHL playoffs and the negative discourse about Philly sports fans.
    • Fran maintains:

      “It’s extremely unfair. The Sixers make Philly fans feel something differently…” [06:11]

• The Greatest Girls Night Out (and the Leonardo DiCaprio Sighting)

  • Ria retells her Friday-night dinner with her sister Kelly Keegs and Tommy “Tommylicious” amidst running Sex and the City jokes.
  • They witness two Oscar-winning actors, Sam Rockwell and Adrien Brody, plus Barstool’s Gaz, and end the night with a once-in-a-lifetime Leonardo DiCaprio sighting outside the restaurant.
    • Kelly Keegs has an emotional, tearful reaction as DiCaprio and his (tall, Karlie Kloss-resembling) girlfriend leave the restaurant.
    • Quote:

      “I look to my right. Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend. I’m not kidding, I have chills retelling this story…” — Ria [23:29]

    • The panic after Tommy tries to snap a picture and gets reprimanded by staff, leading to anxiety about being banned from the hotspot.
    • The fallout includes intense group-chat jealousy, especially from Noah, who is “the biggest celebrity sighting lover” (per the group).
    • Quote:

      “Nobody loves a celebrity sighting more than Noah.” — Rhianne [29:33]

• Meta-Discussion: Who Should Be Invited Next Time

  • After Tommy’s blunder, Noah is officially number one on the list for future exclusive dinners.
    • Running joke:

      “All you had to do there is stand still and just take it in. It’s all about taking in the moment.” — Noah [42:12]

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2. Bravo Scandal: Jen Fessler & West Wilson Hookup Rumor

[47:27–60:33]

Key Discussion Points

• The Allegation

  • At a recent event, Jen Fessler dismisses “West drama” as harmless, then Ciara publicly replies: “That’s because they slept together too.”
    • Sets fire to the internet, with immediate responses, denials, and threatened legal action by Jen.

• Community Response

  • The hosts speculate if Ciara would throw out such an accusation without “cold hard facts.”
    • Fran’s take:

      “I certainly fall in a camp that I really don’t think Ciara would throw out this accusation without cold hard facts…” [51:16]

  • They discuss West's immediate Instagram denial and theorize it’s a learned PR move, contrasting with his slower response to earlier Amanda rumors.

• Patterns & Rumors

  • Rhianne suggests West enjoys "the touch of fame" and seems to have little self-control:

    “I think he was hooking up with girls all the time regardless. But I think once the touch of fame came into play, you feel a little untouchable.” — Fran [54:58]

  • DeuxMoi blind is referenced about West with “the best blowjob ever from a girl named Jenny,” with some skepticism.

• Alleged Open Marriage?

  • The hosts puzzle about Jen’s marriage and understandings with her husband, but after Jen’s social media reaction, they believe there’s no open marriage.

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3. Love Island After Sun Announced

[60:40–63:31]

Key Discussion Points

• Ciara and Teffy as New Hosts
  • The hosts celebrate the casting and discuss online reaction, noting fan anxiety about Ciara’s role on Summer House.
  • Quote:

    “This is such an amazing gig. This is so cool. Seems like Moira’s out… But I think it’s great to mix it up with Ciara and Teffy.” — Rhianne [61:43]

  • Positive predictions for their dynamic, style, and the fit with the Love Island brand.
  • Teffy’s storytelling chops are praised; Fran looks forward to the new cast.

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4. Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews Social Media War

[64:37–74:03]

Key Discussion Points

• The Fight Erupts on Instagram

  • The hosts dissect a public feud between Mormon MomTokers Taylor Frankie Paul and Mikayla Matthews, noting the overwhelming length of their Instagram essays.
    • Fran jokes:

      “Their posts are so long, you, like, need an AI summary of the… You’re…” [64:49]

  • Mikayla uses a “rash and cream” analogy to explain tough love and boundaries, which is seen as controversial.
  • Taylor posts lengthy responses doubling down and refusing to stay quiet, saying:

    “I will not be sitting down, staying silent or logging off. I did that for years…” — Taylor [71:54]

  • The hosts show “Mormon wives” drama fatigue, describing the cycle as “nonstop” and “really dark at times.”

• State of the Show

  • Production is resuming on the Mormon wives’ reality show, and this feud will likely play out next season.

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5. Weekly Watch Report & Kevin Hart Roast Recap

[75:53–110:50]

Key Discussion Points

• Kevin Hart Netflix Roast

  • The Chicks recount standouts and flops from the Netflix special.
    • Noted differences when roasting a comedian vs. a celebrity like Tom Brady or Justin Bieber.
    • Noah’s take:

      “Anytime Kevin Hart started to, like, get into, like, Kevin Hart mode, where I’m like…we need to be making fun of you. This isn’t like your little stand-up bit.” [77:14]

  • Guests who “crushed it”: Chelsea Handler, Pete Davidson, Cheryl Underwood, Lizzo.
  • Recurring roast issues: some jokes too repetitive (height, movie sellout, etc.), some guests (like Draymond Green) not quite fitting.
  • The group debates who should be the subject of the next roast (John Mayer, maybe?).

• Recent TV & Movie Watches

  • Summer House: B+ (Kyle meltdown episode)
  • Survivor: [Spoiler] Ozzy goes home with idol in his pocket again — “a poetic tragedy” [94:51].
  • Hacks: B (entertaining twists)
  • Euphoria (new season): Mixed reactions. Both Fran and Noah praise Sydney Sweeney’s acting but question the show’s OnlyFans storyline and male gaze. Episodes get a C+/C for shock value and “entertainment, not quality.”
  • The Boys (new season): Entertaining for those who can handle gore, but original seasons were stronger.
  • Grey’s Anatomy: Fran enjoyed the satisfying sendoff for Hunt and co.
  • Devil Wears Prada 2 (the movie sequel): Fran gives it a B, loving the fashion, charm, and callbacks, but found the love interest pointless.

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Noteworthy Quotes & Moments

• On celebrity sightings:

  “Now, we have to live with the fact that we’re looking at each other like, no one’s going to believe us.” — Rhianne [27:19]

• On roast fatigue:

  “I just think…I needed it to be condensed. Three hours on a Sunday night—it’s just long.” — Fran [96:17]

• On the endless ‘allegedly’s in Bravo drama:

  “You have to say allegedly. We don’t want to get thrown into…No. It’s all alleged. Very alleged.” — Rhianne [60:30]

• On the Taylor/Mikayla drama:

  “I have Mormon wives fatigue. There are people who have Summer House fatigue and Mormon wives fatigue. I don’t have Summer House fatigue. I have Mormon wives fatigue.” — Rhianne [70:04]

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Tone & Flow

• Language/Tone: Chatty, snarky, pop-culture-savvy, sometimes exasperated. Personal anecdotes and inside jokes keep the conversation feeling intimate and accessible. The overall vibe is confident, sisterly, and humorous.

• Structure: The discussion naturally flows from lighthearted weekend and celeb sighting stories into more structured pop culture news, then segues into the Watch Report, with little filler or wasted time. Quotable moments and playful rants keep the episode lively and relatable.

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Summary Table of Topics & Timestamps

| Segment | Time | |---------------------------------------------|------------| | Weekend & Celebrity Sighting Story | 01:06–45:24| | Bravo Hookup Rumor: Jen Fessler & West | 47:27–60:33| | Love Island After Sun Hosts Announced | 60:40–63:31| | Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews | 64:37–74:03| | Weekly Watch Report / Kevin Hart Roast | 75:53–110:50|

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For Listeners New & Old

This episode is an absolute must-listen for Bravo fans, pop culture obsessives, and anyone living for the drama of unexpected celebrity run-ins. The Chicks’ playful but insightful breakdowns offer both entertainment and context, while their glowing group dynamics make even the most trivial TV tea feel momentous.

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Transcript

[Fran]

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[Rhianne]

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[Fran]

What's up everyone?

[Rhianne]

It's Chicks in the Office with Rhianne Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Happy Monday everybody. How are we doing today?

[Fran]

Great.

[Rhianne]

Same.

[Fran]

I'm just,

[Rhianne]

Ah, I'm just sparkling a bit different today. Yeah, but please go ahead.

[Fran]

Whatever I'm gonna say is really irrelevant.

[Rhianne]

No, no, continue. How was your weekend? Noah, how was your weekend? Come on, let's talk about you guys first.

[Fran]

My weekend was fantastic. I had a great weekend at home. I went on an absolute like, organizing purge bender. This was the best weekend to do it. Spring cleaning, change over my closet, the whole thing. Like, I started it maybe noon on Friday and finished at like 6pm on Saturday.

[Rhianne]

That's the best feeling though. Like you just go hard for a day or two and then, oh, then you're ready for this.

[Fran]

For the summer Friday night I had, I had some friends that were out and like, they were like, oh, come meet. Like, are you done? I was like, no, it was 11pm Like I was still. I was like, I hadn't showered. I was like, you know. Cause you know when you just get in the mode and you just start going. And then like every time you open a drawer it's like, well, now I gotta reorganize this entire drawer.

[Rhianne]

And you also like, accumulate dirt on yourself. Like, you only feel grosser and grosser. You need an everything shower.

[Fran]

Oh, absolutely.

[Rhianne]

For like an hour.

[Fran]

You need like a long shower afterwards. I'm like, there's dust, there's dirt. You're cleaning shit, moving things around. So I, oh my God, I was so happy. It was just like the biggest relief. You just accumulate so much stuff. And, like, there's just no other word for it besides stuff, right? And you're like, what? And all year long, all you do is move the stuff from one place to another. The stuff is on the table now. The stuff is in the cabinet. Oh, you move the cabinet to the table. Like, it's just. All. You're just shuffling stuff. And finally I was like, well, we gotta decide what to do with all this stuff. And thankfully, I think, you know, Joe had to carry a lot of bags to Goodwill, which is great. A lot of good donations and then just cleaning everything out. So it was just a very productive weekend. That's a successful weekend, like, where Saturday night, Joe and I went to dinner, ordered myself a nice martini. It was the greatest sip of my life. Like, and it was just an ice cold. I actually got a hot and dirty, which, my God, they're just one of my favorites, you know, a good hot and dirty. And I just took one sip and was like. It was like, euphoric. It was like. Oh. Like, it was like the martini was singing to me. I actually had two fantastic martinis this weekend. That one. And then Sunday, we were feeling a little crazy. We had. We had a martini brunch for Mother's Day with. With my mother in law. And I had a. It was an olive pickle combo Martini, dirty martini, real dirty, mixed olive and pickle.

[Rhianne]

Fantastic. That sounds amazing.

[Fran]

Just out of this world. And my favorite type of garnish, an olive and a gherkin.

[Rhianne]

Mmm.

[Fran]

A little bite of both. Yeah, it was really fantastic. But no, like, very productive weekend. Mother's Day was so great. Joe's mom came into the city and we had a lovely brunch, and it was a beautiful day to get to walk around and enjoy the afternoon. And. Yeah, that was kind of it. As soon as I stopped cleaning, I posted this on my story. But, you know, a little. A little tease. We have. We have a. I'm very excited for the guests we have this week. It's gonna be later this week, but we got screeners for a new show that's coming out this week. And my God, I couldn't stop. I watched the whole thing, like, just, like, couldn't tear my eyes away from it. So as soon as I got back home from brunch and I could tell the Sixers game was going the way it was going, I was like, that's it. I actually sat on the couch while Joe watched the basketball. I put my headphones in and I watched the show at my iPad very Fair.

[Rhianne]

Extremely fair. I went full iPad kid.

[Fran]

Like, I went full, like, don't. Like, don't talk to me. I'm just gonna watch this and like, I look up every two seconds and be like, ugh. Yeah. So a really lovely weekend. You know, the Sixers got swept. Whatever.

[Rhianne]

It's like they didn't even stand a chance at that point.

[Fran]

You know, it's like when your team gets swept, swept, it's just like so embarrassing that it's just like, whatever. You move on fast.

[Noah]

It is, but it's just.

[Fran]

It's so astoundingly bad.

[Noah]

But we were talking there. There's more embarrassment this time. I think there's more discussion going on about just Philly as a sports town.

[Fran]

Yeah. Which I think is extremely unfair. I think it's extremely unfair because the Sixers make Philly fans feel something differently. Like, we are so frustrated as a whole with the franchise, and it's been been like that for years and years now that it's like, yeah, no one is dying to be at game four and watch them be blown out and. And be harassed by next man in your own arena. Like, it has gotten to that. It has gone to that point. But Sixers fans hate the ownership. The front office has been terrible, and it's been going on like that for a while. It's like. But I think it's unfair to label it for the whole city because it's like the Eagles won a Super bowl two years ago and you see how the fans show up for the Eagles and the dedication and the love that we have for that team. And I. But at a certain point, you get so frustrated. I feel like that's how every. Like everybody's just done with the Sixers. It's like, well, we'll show them how much we care, by the way. Like, fuck Josh Harris. So it's just, at this point, it's okay. I felt a lot. It sucked to be there, I'm sure, because my God, those videos were not good. Of all those. Nick.

[Noah]

Yeah. This is a bad optics wise.

[Rhianne]

It's not.

[Fran]

And I saw people arguing this on Twitter too. It's like games at the Garden are so expensive that yes, they are full, but they are full of people who can afford that ticket. And we're in New York City and people can do that, but they're. But it's cheaper to go in Philly and it's not that far. So it opens it up for a lot of other fans in New York that probably will would never be able to Go to a game at the Garden, go in Philly. So they're going to make. They're going to do what. They're going to do, what they. What they need to do. But, yeah, and a lot of those guys are Philly guys or Philly adjacent on the Knicks.

[Noah]

And it felt the nova guys, you know, like.

[Fran]

Like just rubbing salt in the wound at that point. It's just, you already beat us, now you gotta. You gotta rub salt in the wounds.

[Noah]

Maxi looked like he was, like, really shaken up about it in the press conference.

[Fran]

Yeah, I don't blame him. I don't blame him. So. But other than that, it was a lovely. And the Flyers got swept, too. What a tough week. What a tough week. I saw. I think it was Connor Griffin posted to post a tweet that was just basically every night for the last week. You watched a Philadelphia team lose the playoff game. Then they both got swept. Some nights it was both. Both of them the same night. So moving on to other ventures.

[Noah]

You know what? Maybe everyone wasn't there because they were at the roast, right?

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

Hey, they had to go to. They had to go to LA for.

[Noah]

It was in Philly.

[Fran]

No, it wasn't.

[Noah]

Yeah, it was in Philly.

[Rhianne]

No, it was in la.

[Noah]

Why did they say, like, Philly stand up?

[Fran]

Like, because Kevin Hart's from Philly.

[Noah]

But they made it seem like everyone there.

[Rhianne]

Why do you think they food so much for drinking on Green? Also?

[Noah]

Why do you think they kept.

[Rhianne]

No, they booed because they were in la.

[Fran]

They're also at the Forum and they literally said shout out Anglewood like, a million times.

[Rhianne]

Literally. Like, Cheryl Underwood got up there and was like, this is the Forum.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Oh, I totally miss that. The thing was, I was like, this has to be like. Because they're not getting all these people to go Philly. But then I feel like Kevin Hart kept saying, like, Philly, like, because he's from.

[Fran]

Like, he was just shouting out Philly.

[Rhianne]

He had a lot of fans there that were from Philly.

[Noah]

Wow. Okay. And then Meek Mill came out, and I was like, oh, this is definitely in Philly.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no. You think that the crowd just booed Draymond Green that much?

[Noah]

I mean, but who likes Draymond Green?

[Fran]

Like, yeah, but it was every time

[Rhianne]

his name was mentioned.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

Hey, I just think they brought up the forum at least 10 to 15.

[Rhianne]

They did say it was a big thing, that it was at the Forum.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Like, it was like, really?

[Noah]

I'm cutting this.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

[Noah]

And, like, we should just end the intro. You don't have anything, right?

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah. We'll just move into the. Into the. In the topics because you had a pretty boring week.

[Noah]

Yeah, she had a crazy dream that she told me.

[Rhianne]

Oh, jealousy is a really bad look on you, Noah. It really is. Okay, so I'll get into my weekend. Yep. So Matt went away for work, and Friday night we had planned to go out to dinner. My sister Kelly Keegs and Fran. And we had this plan for, like, just maybe a week or so. Like, really not that long. But I got a reservation at this place that is a highly coveted reservation in New York City. And it's one of those things, like, you get really excited if you can get a reservation here. So we got a reservation at this place, and it was a late reservation, like 9:45. And I had told Fran that. That the reservation was going to be late. She was like, she opted out.

[Fran]

I just didn't have it in me.

[Rhianne]

She didn't have it in her.

[Fran]

You know what?

[Rhianne]

A couple days before.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I was like, you got to tell me if you're going to skip out on this. And she was like, you know what? I am. Like, I'm not going to go.

[Fran]

I was. It was just full honesty. When I like. Unfortunately, it was when you. When I heard 9:45 reservation, I just. I just don't think I can make this. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

She was like, I can make it. I'm not going to make that. Now that opens up one spot. And. And this place is very, very, very hard to get into. So I knew we had one spot. Also, this place doesn't do reservations for more than four people. So it's like, all right, well, I got one spot to give. And knowing that we have a weekend coming up in Miami with Noah, where we have. Basically, our life revolves around going to dinner. We love going to dinner. We love going to dinner and drinks. It's like the highlight of what we like to do. And I know that we have a good dinner coming up on Saturday with Noah. Yeah. So, yeah, being a generous friend, I threw out the invitation to Tommy Smokes because he had shown much interest in wanting to go to this place. Other friends from Long island didn't want to travel that late. 9:45, whatever. So Tommy lives in the city. I'm like, okay, Tommy, do you want to come in a group chat with Noah? Because I didn't want Noah to think that I was hiding a dinner from him. I wanted to be straight up.

[Noah]

Oh, it didn't I did not feel like you were hiding from him.

[Rhianne]

Good. I didn't want to, like, lie.

[Fran]

So you asked Tommy. Asked Tommy.

[Noah]

Tommy, you want to go to the Friday night?

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

And I said, and like an hour,

[Noah]

an hour before that. I hear you.

[Fran]

I didn't even realize.

[Rhianne]

No. Yes.

[Fran]

Because you texted.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no, no.

[Fran]

I thought you texted Tommy and invited him. And then the group chat was like, by the way, Tommy's coming to dinner.

[Rhianne]

I asked Tommy because I said to

[Noah]

him, and by the way, this is one of the sister in the studio. Rhea says to Fran, in my mind, I'm like, she's asking everyone.

[Rhianne]

So I asked and I said, I'm asking in front of Noah. I'm asking in front of Noah because I don't want to hide this from him. I want to be up front that I'm asking Tommy and not Noah. But then I asked, sorry, it's just extra funny. But it was honest. I was like, would you rather me hide this from you, Noah?

[Noah]

No.

[Fran]

I know. You could have, like, individually invited Tommy and then like, no, Tommy's coming to dinner. Yeah, but that.

[Rhianne]

I just felt like, I'm going to be so honest.

[Noah]

I literally was like, oh, I guess I'll go fuck myself. Everyone in this group, Marty can't be there. Kelly's going, Tommy's going.

[Rhianne]

Then I asked to add a spot for Noah and they said no.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

So what was I supposed to do? They said no. So I'm like, this is how it's going to be, Noah. We got dinner next Saturday. Like, bro, don't worry, we're going to hang out.

[Noah]

At least they, like, made a different group and didn't, like, text in that group nonstop about it the entire week.

[Fran]

No, no, they.

[Noah]

Just kidding. They did that.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Okay, so let me continue of what

[Noah]

happened leading up to it during it.

[Rhianne]

Because then it just became a very funny bit that, like, Noah, they literally said, no, you cannot add a fifth person. Trust me, guys, don't feel bad for Noah. He has gotten multiple reservations through Maria and is going to a good dinner on Saturday. So let's not feel bad for him. They will still feel bad for him. Even though I have put my neck out for this guy in ways people don't even know. I'm, like, banned from places because of Noah.

[Noah]

But anyway, you're about to be banned from this place because of Tommy.

[Rhianne]

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[Fran]

the craziest night of our lives. Girls night. Like girl.

[Rhianne]

Oh, girls night. The whole night. We're doing this the whole night.

[Fran]

Clapgate.

[Rhianne]

We're describing us as Sex and City.

[Fran]

Tommylicious.

[Rhianne]

And Tommy is so Carrie.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rhianne]

Tommy is Carrie, Kelly is Samantha. We are describing the whole scene. And so we get drinks before and we're joking about like, oh, who are we gonna see tonight? And completely as a joke because backstory, this has been going on for years that we have an ongoing joke where Noah will be somewhere where we're not and he will send that he ran into some crazy celebrity. Sometimes it's real.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Most of the time it is not.

[Fran]

For example, like when we, when we did a show in Kansas City, they went out after without us. Because a lot of the times what happens is like it's Noah and perhaps Sarah. Couple of the others of the team going to grab a drink or something. Like, after show. Re and I are like, we're wiped. Like, we're going back. So Noah likes to text us and be like, holy shit, Travis Kelce just walked into the. Into the bar and we're like, ha. Like, what you got us? And most of the time, he is.

[Noah]

Recently, I'll pick, like, more like lesser known to try to make it, like, very obscure. Recently where you actually had to ask me the next day, like, was that real? I forget who it was.

[Rhianne]

You've been getting a little bit more obscure. And I'm like, wait, this one could be real. And so, yeah, recently, like, it's been happening where we have ran it. Like, Fran and I were sitting next to Pedro Martinez at dinner, which is like the perfect.

[Noah]

I don't even know who that is. Oh, the pitch. Oh, I was like, I thought you were.

[Rhianne]

No, Pedro Martinez, which is such a random name to throw out there that you're like, is that real? Yeah. Or could that be fake?

[Fran]

Yeah, so.

[Rhianne]

Oh, my God.

[Fran]

We'll get.

[Rhianne]

We'll tell that story after. Now, this is just a name dropping episode. So joking around at drinks, I'm like, what if tonight's the night? We run into this said person. I won't say the name till the end. And we're like, oh, it's totally gonna be the night.

[Noah]

Wait, do you wanna. I won't say the person, but the backstory of this person. Person that will be named later. Is that, like, because we always go out and to this one place where he allegedly goes. And like, for years, we're like, tonight's gotta be the night. We're like, this specific person.

[Rhianne]

Yes, this specific person every time. Because we had told. Been told the first time we ever went to this club, that he goes there all the time. And we were like, tonight's tonight.

[Fran]

We see Red's ongoing joke is like, hey, if we go, maybe this is the time we see him.

[Noah]

Even when it's just me and Tommy were like, whatever. We will be like, we're gonna see him tonight.

[Rhianne]

Like, it's just. We say it every night before we go out. So obviously that joke gets thrown out there this year. So we show up to the restaurant immediately. Sam Rockwell walks by. So we're like, okay. We look at each other. We're like, this is the name that Noah will not believe because it's so obscure. Sam Rockwell.

[Fran]

This is a great one, but niche. But Noah will freak out about this.

[Rhianne]

He will freak out, but he also won't believe us because it's so, like, obscure. But it's. But we did. So we see Sam Rockwell. Fantastic. And we're like, oh, my God, Sam Rockwell. Like, that's insane. Like, we're all jazzed up. Like, we're going back and forth. We're like, sam Rockwell. He's like, dirty hot. You know, like, we're just. You know, like, we're jazzed up about Sam Rockwell. We sit down. We then see Gaz, who if you know barstool, then you know Gaz.

[Fran]

Yeah. And you scab, you're on a. You're on a streak.

[Rhianne]

I've seen Gaz now too many times.

[Fran]

It's like every time Ria goes out to a nice restaurant, Gaz is there. Which also just shows that Gaz spends. It's like Gaz at every nice restaurant.

[Rhianne]

All the time.

[Fran]

All the time.

[Rhianne]

So we see Gaz, and immediately it's a joke where Tommy's like, oh, my God, turn around. You won't fucking believe who it is. I turn around, it's Gaz. So funny joke. Okay, whatever. Vibes are high. Gaz sends a shot over the table. We send one back. The drinks are flowing. The girls are girling. Like, just gossip central. Like, we are being, by the way, loud. And we are, like, guffawing at Tommy as if he's Charlie and we're Charlie's angels. We're like, like, everything he said, it looked ridiculous. Like, we stopped each other at some point. We were like, guys, we have to stop laughing so hard. Like, this looks. We're giving Tommy too much credit. Ridiculous.

[Fran]

It's kind of giving, like, sister wives.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

Like, this is insane.

[Rhianne]

And we're sending videos to the. To Marty and Noah and, you know, just making them super jealous. Whatever. So we're about hour and a half into dinner. We're moving on to dessert. Somebody walks by the table. Adrien Brody. Okay? Now we're like, whoa. Oscar winner Adrien Brody.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

This is insane.

[Fran]

Current Broadway star.

[Rhianne]

He's currently on Broadway. Yes. He walks past the table. Now I do something I never do.

[Noah]

Sam Rockwell is also an Oscar winner.

[Rhianne]

I had to check that. Yes, yes. We have to know. This was a Oscar winning night.

[Fran]

Seriously.

[Rhianne]

Adrien Brody walks by. He goes down to the bathroom. Something comes over me. I go, well, I got it.

[Fran]

Well, suddenly I need to pee.

[Rhianne]

Suddenly I need to pee. Yeah.

[Noah]

So I get, hey, who did I do this. I've done this before. And then felt really weird after. I do, oh, I did it with Jacob Elordi.

[Rhianne]

So I felt extremely weird as soon as I got out of my seat. I did have to pee, but at the same time, I could have waited and then.

[Fran]

Different vibe when it's a guy doing it.

[Noah]

Also different vibe when I was actually at the stall next to him.

[Rhianne]

You stood next to him. You know, like, I couldn't be in the stall.

[Fran]

Guys go into the bathroom. It's also, like, there's urinals. Like, they all stand next to stand. It's a different vibe.

[Rhianne]

We weren't gonna go into the same bathroom. I just thought I was passing in the hallway.

[Fran]

Exactly.

[Rhianne]

So I get back to my seat, and we're just like, now we are. We are really jazzed up that it's like, oh, my God. Adrian Brody. Oh, God. And so the restaurant is clearing out. They are closing up shop. The hostesses are gone. You know, you could tell that they're kind of like, all right, pay your check. It was late. It was late. It was. I didn't even realize. 9:45 reservation? Yeah, no, we had a 9:45. I was realizing, oh, wow, it's really late, and I'm, like, pretty drunk at this point. So we're looking around like, all right, let's pay, but let's go out. I brought my Italian cigarettes with me, and I said, let's go outside. Let's have a cigarette. Maybe Adrien Brody will see us and ask to bum a cigarette off us. Like, this is the thought process that we now have.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Totally irrational. But we're drunk, so it makes some minute.

[Fran]

Makes the tense sense.

[Rhianne]

It makes total sense. So we go, we stand outside. Right outside the restaurant. We have a cigarette. Okay. Still nothing. Then we see the group, like, getting up to leave, and we're like, okay, let's stick around for a second. Still no Adrien Brody. All right, pump my cigarette out. I'm like, let's go. I'm gonna call the Uber. And Kelly's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no. He's coming out. He's coming out. So I grab another one. I'm like, I can't be standing here unlit. Like, I have to be doing something. So light another one. My back is to the restaurant door. Kelly is facing the door. All of a sudden, Kelly goes, oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.

[Fran]

Maria.

[Rhianne]

Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. Look to your right. Look to your right. Holy fucking shit. And now I'm like, is this gonna be another joke?

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I have chills. Look to my right. Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend. I'm not kidding. I have chills retelling this story. We look, there he is right next to us, Leo and his girlfriend getting into their car. I see every. I see him.

[Noah]

Is he masked up?

[Rhianne]

No, no. But he had stache going. Black hat.

[Fran]

Which hat on.

[Rhianne]

Let me tell you this. I have been notably on this podcast being like, everyone knows it's you, Leo. Forget the black. No, the black hat works because for a second, I only saw his girlfriend, who I thought was Karlie Kloss. And it took me another second to then look a little bit more and. And see him. It works. The black hat works. I see this and I see him get into his car. All of this. I see him go into his car.

[Fran]

Yep.

[Rhianne]

And then.

[Fran]

And then the cherry on enactment of

[Rhianne]

walking into the seats. The cherry on top. I hear his voice. Ooh. Get into the car.

[Fran]

Hearing the voices. No, no.

[Rhianne]

Here's the thing. As days go on, the memory fades, and that's what's killing me. But we heard his voice, like the. Hi. Thank you so much. Like, getting into the car. And I was like, holy. That's when it hits you. When you hear his voice. Holy fuck.

[Fran]

It all registers.

[Rhianne]

Holy fucking shit. Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, we saw him and his girlfriend. He's from me to you.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Like, ah. Like, I'm literally. Now we're freaking out, okay? My sister, when she was younger, like, Leonardo DiCaprio is her number one. My sister, when she was younger, used to write letters to Leonardo DiCaprio, and my parents would write letters back pretending to be him.

[Fran]

It's literally this plot of New Girl.

[Rhianne]

My sister starts sobbing, like, full blown sobbing, standing there because she cannot believe we're even in his presence. I mean, none of us can. So we're all collectively. He gets in the car, we're all, like, collectively freaking out. Somebody walks out of the restaurant, grabs Tommy and goes, sir, I'm gonna need you to delete that. I'm like, what? I kept my head down. I'm like, what just happened? And Tommy's like, pretty cool though, right? And he shows him. He's like, I'll delete it. Whatever. Tommy took a picture of his car, which. Not even of him, just of his car.

[Fran]

Well, he wasn't fast enough. Clearly. He was trying to get him.

[Rhianne]

He was trying to get him and he got his car. And now we're being yelled at, which, by the way, earlier in the night, Kelly was taking a selfie and got yelled at to not take pictures, which I had been there twice before, and that's never been a thing. But now I'm realizing when high profile celebrities are in there, they tell people no pictures, which is why I don't

[Fran]

think they would hold it against you, because it's not like. Like, that picture probably could have been allowed on another on another night. You didn't know.

[Rhianne]

We didn't know they were.

[Fran]

Leo was sitting at that fucking table.

[Rhianne]

We only saw one side of Adrien Brody's table. So the fact that he was on the other side, it's just the whole time, like, I'm a loud laugher. Like, Leo must have heard my laugh at some point during the night. It travels, and it's not that big of a restaurant. Okay.

[Fran]

So the thought of them, like, small, talking about the loud.

[Rhianne]

Like, who's that obnoxious laugh?

[Fran]

My God, those ladies have. My God, those ladies are laughing loud.

[Rhianne]

Who allowed those laughs in this place? So Tommy gets yelled at, and now we're. It's just immediate. Like, we're really excited. But now, Tommy, you just got us fucking banned from this place. Like, everything was exciting until that moment that Tommy gets yelled at for taking that picture.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And now we have.

[Fran]

You're fine.

[Rhianne]

I hope so. But now we have to live with the fact that we're looking at each other like no one's gonna believe us.

[Fran]

That is unfortunate. That was the spot.

[Rhianne]

This is the boy who cried wolf. No one is going to believe that we just saw Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Fran]

Here's the thing, too. And it's not a knock on Tommy, but a little bit of a knock on Tommy. That. Because you were with Tommy, it made me think even more. It was a joke. Because the very brief story is last summer in the Hamptons, Tommy made up a very elaborate story about someone being in the restaurant in the Hamptons and. And kept it going all night until the end of the night when he was like, by the way, he was never there.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

And we were like, what? Like, so in my mind, I was like, ooh. But Tommy is there. So is this an elaborate Tommy prank? Because we went through the whole thing.

[Noah]

It actually is elaborate because Rhea just told a whole story on the podcast that isn't true.

[Rhianne]

No, I'm not doing this. Jealousy is a really, really ugly look on you.

[Fran]

It's really ugly.

[Rhianne]

Let me tell you.

[Fran]

We're all looking at you FaceTime me immediately. And I was like, are you pranking me?

[Rhianne]

And you're like, I FaceTime, Fran. I was like, you have to look at my face right now.

[Fran]

To be honest, when your sister. There was a.

[Rhianne]

Was it my sister crying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was the. Was the proof?

[Fran]

Because I could just hear Nicole in the background going, oh, no, Fran, no friend. Yeah, it was.

[Rhianne]

And we just knew Noah wouldn't want to leave us.

[Noah]

Kelly said the first thought she had when she saw him was, noah's not gonna believe this.

[Rhianne]

Kelly goes, I didn't even think, holy shit, we're seeing Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm thinking, holy shit, Noah's never gonna believe us. Like, that was our thought the whole time. So here we are having this experience together, and we're like, well, first of all, Matt was never gonna be able to come. He was always gonna be gone this weekend. He was never gonna be able to be there. Number two, Fran opted out of this reservation. That is tough to opt out and miss three Oscar winners. And then third, Noah just not even invited.

[Fran]

Noah just not invited.

[Rhianne]

I'm like, oh, my God. We couldn't be more of an announcer

[Noah]

out of all the people. You know, I'm probably, like, at the top of the list of, like, I love a good celebrity sighting.

[Rhianne]

Nobody loves a celebrity sighting more than Noah.

[Noah]

And I will to tap myself on the back. Like, pat myself on the back. Like, I feel like I play it cool. You do pull up the Wiz Khalifa footage. Like, I play pretty cool. I don't ask for. I would never take a picture of a celebrity walking around.

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Fran]

You wouldn't have done what Tommy did.

[Rhianne]

And we were so mad at Tommy. We were like, you don't take Pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, you take pictures of Dylan Efron. You do not do it to Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Noah]

It's like when you're fouling in the NBA, if you're gonna do it, do it, then

[Rhianne]

go for it.

[Fran]

You're going to try and get a picture. At least get him in the picture.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, at least get him. Not his car.

[Noah]

The door. The door was shut.

[Rhianne]

Like, how long did he wait shut?

[Fran]

Getting yelled at for a picture that you didn't even end up getting him in the picture.

[Rhianne]

And it's just the door is fully shut and everything. We were like, that was a waste of getting yelled at. Yeah, a complete waste of getting yelled at.

[Fran]

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[Rhianne]

I'm not going to lie. We left. Well, first of all, we all had to like take a walk around the block. Cuz we just were so puzzled about what just happened. It sobered me up real fast. Like nothing will sober you up quicker than seeing Leo in person. It's like, holy shit.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

My sister and I left. We didn't speak the rest of the night. Like we genuinely couldn't talk about.

[Fran]

Just had to sit with it.

[Rhianne]

What happened? We just had to sit with it. And we didn't talk about it until the next morning because it felt like a weight was on our shoulders. Like we have this story that no one's ever going to believe. Like no one's ever going to believe this. And that's almost worse.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rhianne]

You know, yeah. So it was quite insane. Just an Oscar worthy dinner.

[Noah]

And also the funniest thing in the group was that Marty was like pretending to be like happy for them. He's like. Cause I was like, one, I don't believe this. And two, like, I'm not gonna be here. Like, oh, I'm so happy for you. Marty was like, wow, that's awesome guys. And I'm like, stop, stop this facade.

[Fran]

I said that too.

[Rhianne]

Also was so funny because Marty in our group chat was like, and Rhea's not even answering my texts. And Tommy goes, don't be so desperate, honey, it's girls night. But it was so funny when he got home on Saturday. I was like, you know, you don't have to keep pretending that you're happy for me because I would be so jealous and pissed. He's like, here's the thing. I never Had a shot at being there. I was always gonna be gone. So I've accepted it. He's like, if I'm Fran and Noah, though, I'm not happy at all.

[Fran]

I gotta say. I know it's not gonna sound believable, but I also was just so not gonna be at this dinner that I.

[Rhianne]

You were gonna come.

[Fran]

I know, but at a certain point, I was genuinely happy for you guys too. I was like, oh, my God, that's so exciting. But I just wasn't like. Like, I want to say I'm the

[Noah]

only one who should be.

[Fran]

No, no.

[Rhianne]

I would be so mad. Like, I do.

[Fran]

I also absolutely love a celebrity sighting. Like, I do the celebrity sighting. And he really is the one.

[Rhianne]

It's Leo.

[Fran]

But I was just like, I feel like you guys have such an ongoing joke about him that I'm not like, 100% in that I was like, you know what? This is the world is. This is very well deserved for their. For their group.

[Noah]

This is all going to even out and I'm going to, like, run into Harry Styles.

[Fran]

Yeah, right. It's just going to happen every. Everybody has their moment.

[Noah]

Timothy. I'm going to run to Timothy. Harry. Justin Bieber, one of those guys.

[Rhianne]

Here's the thing. Now that we saw Leo once, we will see him again.

[Noah]

By the way, this nice dinner circle.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I feel like he's in my aura now. What?

[Noah]

We're not going to see any celebrities. Like, we're going to a nice restaurant this week in Miami. I'm. I'm sure that we're not going to see. I'm going to be, like, on the lookout.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. We're going to see Drake releasing an album. He's going to be celebrating in Miami.

[Fran]

I have a question for you guys.

[Rhianne]

Yes.

[Fran]

Well, we mentioned Leo's black hat.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

Do we think that he has a closet of like 50 black hats or does he wear the same black hat all the time?

[Rhianne]

He has multiple because he has the LA one that he was wearing this past weekend, but then he has just plain black ones.

[Fran]

Right. But, like, do you think he has, like.

[Noah]

He definitely swaps it out.

[Fran]

You think he just has 10 of, like, the exact same black hat?

[Rhianne]

I think he has multiple.

[Fran]

Not has to.

[Rhianne]

Right. Yeah.

[Noah]

It's like the Batman suit. Like, in this closet, by the way.

[Fran]

Just open up the closet. There's just a billion of the same hats. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I just couldn't believe I saw. He's like Trent. I couldn't believe I saw his uniform in person.

[Noah]

Like, by the way, like, he's looking good these days. Like, I saw him at the latest game.

[Rhianne]

Like, he is looking probably the best

[Fran]

I'm trying will ever be compared to Leonard.

[Rhianne]

That's the crazy part, is like, he's looking damn good.

[Fran]

He is looking good.

[Rhianne]

Sorry, I have chills again. Like, I am trying to be as

[Fran]

least tall as his girlfriend. She seems very.

[Rhianne]

Extremely tall. Yeah, I thought so. When originally. When Kelly.

[Fran]

Enough. She does kind of look like Karlie Kloss.

[Rhianne]

So when Kelly was freaking out originally, I was like, oh, my God, that's Karlie Kloss.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And then all I had to do was just look a little bit further.

[Fran]

That ain't Jared. Oh, my God.

[Rhianne]

No. That's fucking Leonardo DiCaprio. Listen, I'm trying not to be obnoxious about it, but I almost came in

[Noah]

with sunglasses to the club that we go to to see if he. No, I was like, he'd be on the way.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no. I knew. I knew from the vibes they weren't going to the club. His girlfriend looked extremely classy, dressed up like they had just gone to see Adrien Brody on Broadway. That's the vibe I got that they just.

[Fran]

Let's also be real.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, yeah.

[Fran]

I'm.

[Rhianne]

I'm like 98% sure they were all together.

[Noah]

Like, Sam, too.

[Rhianne]

No, not Sam, but I think Adrien. Maybe Sam, but. But Adrian and Leo were definitely together. Because maybe Leo went to go see

[Fran]

his show that night.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Because two weeks ago, there's an article, Leo and Adrian backstage at a show.

[Noah]

Like, you don't gotta worry about talking a lot. Cause I'm sure Adrien Brody was talking a lot over there, too.

[Fran]

That's just an. That's just an Adrien Brody speech joke. Let me tell you.

[Rhianne]

Adrien Brody, he looked like he had good vibes. Like he was walking out of the restaurant hugging everyone he was with. He seemed jazzed up, like good spirits. In it, Kelly goes, if the wind blew the right way, I think we would have a conversation with him.

[Fran]

Right, right. He seems like. I feel like they're getting great reviews on there. He's into the play that. It's the Kim Kardashian play.

[Noah]

Yeah, it's Kim Kardashian.

[Fran]

Kim Kardashian's like a producer.

[Rhianne]

The something of 13.

[Fran]

Yeah, right. But in its fear of 13.

[Rhianne]

Yes, the fear of 13.

[Fran]

And yeah, it's him and Tessa Thompson. Yes, it's a great. A great show. I did. Yeah. I saw Kim and Lewis Hamilton going back again. I think it would make sense why

[Rhianne]

they had a late night reservation because

[Fran]

Kim and Lewis Hamilton were also at the table.

[Rhianne]

No, we would have seen them because we saw Kim's.

[Noah]

Who would be more. Leo's. More stunning than if you saw Kim.

[Rhianne]

Oh, Leo.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, we've seen Kim.

[Fran]

Yeah. And Kim is gorgeous.

[Rhianne]

Kim is gorgeous. But I mean, like, in. In shockingness is seeing Leo.

[Fran]

Well, he's very elusive. He is very elusive. And you know, I. There's also, by the way, there's. I feel you would see him at a restaurant and you probably wouldn't see him at the club. I can't imagine. He's got, like, with his girlfriend.

[Rhianne]

He's going, that's a nice single.

[Fran]

Leo's going to the club.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, they. They didn't give going to the club vibes. To me, they seem like a work.

[Noah]

That's kind of what we always want to see. Tommy and I would joke about. It's like, because if you see Leo at the club, like, that's him in his element, you know?

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Like that's him at work.

[Fran]

Yeah. He's got to be. He's got to be. I think he's got to be single Leo for him to.

[Rhianne]

I'm. I'm honestly sweating telling the story again. Like it's.

[Noah]

Who's your next one now?

[Rhianne]

Timothee Chalamet and Harry Styles.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Timothy and Kylie together would be.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, I'm. I'm banking on seeing Timmy and Kylie together.

[Fran]

Now that I look at her, I really do.

[Rhianne]

She looks like Kylie Claus.

[Fran]

I see the comparison for sure.

[Rhianne]

So I thought that's why Kelly. Victoria is a beautiful name.

[Fran]

The. The double. The, you know, so Italian.

[Rhianne]

I thought that that's why Kelly was freaking out originally because that would be a huge one for Kelly to see Karlie Kloss. But wow. I mean, just, Just a stunning.

[Noah]

What would Kelly have done if it was Taylor Swift? If she reacted like that?

[Rhianne]

Well, then I start. When I saw it was Karlie Kloss,

[Fran]

I was like, yeah. Sometimes though, when it. The bigger the person is, the more you just like, freeze.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

You know, I'm saying, like, I don't. I don't ever think if that was Taylor Swift walking out that Kelly Keegs would like sprint at her and be tackled by security.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no, no.

[Fran]

I think you just kind of. I think a lot of times you freeze. You just. You just freeze and you just stare. You freeze and stare.

[Rhianne]

That's exactly what happened. That's.

[Fran]

It's a freeze and stare situation.

[Rhianne]

Right. That's exactly what happened. And I just. I'll never forget hearing his voice in person. But the memories are fading. And that is.

[Noah]

You know what this is? It's like that scene in.

[Fran]

You should write it down. Write down every detail so you can remember.

[Rhianne]

It's pretty remembered. But it's just like as the days go on, you know, it's isn't that.

[Noah]

It's that scene in Mean Girls where they're like, what did he ask you? He asked me what time it was or something. And you're like, I heard him.

[Rhianne]

He said, thank you so much.

[Fran]

He did.

[Rhianne]

He was like, hi, thank you so much. Getting into his car. So polite. Very polite. Very, very polite and looking fantastic. And his girlfriend was gorgeous. And wow. It was a star studded evening. It really was.

[Fran]

No, no. Leslie Bibb with Sam Rockwell.

[Rhianne]

We didn't see Leslie Bibb. I asked the same thing. I was like, where's Leslie Bibb? As if anybody would have.

[Noah]

I feel like if I saw Sam Rockwell at a table, I would just think to that scene in White Lotus,

[Rhianne]

I will say there was someone who passed us. Right after Sam Rockwell walked out. Someone passed us and was like, oh my God. Hey, guys, like, big fan. And then the whole. After all that, I was like, little did this person know, like, right. Who else you needed that in front of, Leah?

[Fran]

It's not the magic of New York City. You never know who's inside a place.

[Rhianne]

You don't. And we just couldn't believe that we were dining at the same exact time as him until we walked out. Like, it's.

[Fran]

And that's also the advantage of the late reservation, despite it being late. But that's when they, that's when they stars come out. Because they don't, you know, they. They want to.

[Rhianne]

Not at prime times. Yeah.

[Noah]

Remember when we were in Teresi and the fire alarm went out and we all had to come out. Imagine if that happened. You guys are just all in the street, like, what's going on?

[Rhianne]

Leo's running down the block in the other direction.

[Fran]

Let me tell you, he's. They're. They're letting Leo stay in the, in the restaurant.

[Rhianne]

Well, here's the thing. At this point, I risked telling the story on the podcast of like getting banned from this place and never being allowed back. But I did it for the story. I feel like this is story. Have to share this one in.

[Fran]

And I just.

[Noah]

Fan fiction.

[Fran]

I don't think you would ever be. I don't think you'd ever be banned. And. And next time you Go like, just

[Rhianne]

like, put the rest. Well, first of all. And also, like, Tommy's not allowed back.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Because also I told Noah the next time we go, he's number one on the list.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Because of this whole fiasco and Tommy

[Fran]

losses, he lost his standing rights.

[Noah]

Talk about, like, blowing it.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. He was personality on point the whole night until the end.

[Fran]

Talk about blowing it. That's. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

For real.

[Fran]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noah]

All you gotta do there is just

[Rhianne]

stand still and just take it and take it in. It's all about taking in the moment.

[Fran]

Yep.

[Noah]

That's right. Yeah. Like when we went to the Marty supreme thing, it's like, did I want to take a picture with Tyler, the creator? Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

But you play it cool.

[Rhianne]

And you know what? It's a lesson learned for me as well that you will always be the coolest.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And you should win the spot. But anyways. Yeah, that was. That was really exciting. That kind of took up the whole weekend because how could we talk about

[Noah]

how to possibly do anything outside of that story? That was my fifth time hearing the story. Now they've told it every day since it's happened multiple times. And they're just reminiscing in this group chat. I'm in.

[Fran]

I said that.

[Rhianne]

So in the summer, we're all getting a house together. Fran, you, all of us. I said, me, Tommy and Kelly are going to be inseparable this whole. That whole weekend. Like just having this special bond. So we're going to have to see somebody before then to one up it maybe in Miami. Who knows?

[Fran]

Yeah. But no, me and you. Yeah, we'll go out. Me and you will take the. We'll take the night. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

You guys are going to 11 Saturday.

[Fran]

Yeah. Yeah, we'll go out. We'll get crazy, and who knows who. We'll see.

[Rhianne]

Who knows? Who knows?

[Fran]

That's what I'm saying. Like, imagine, though, is just. It just is going to continue to get worse because, yes, this was real, but the next one is like, who's going to.

[Rhianne]

It's going to seem so fake. It's going to seem so fudgeing fake.

[Fran]

Well, if it's especially coming.

[Rhianne]

If it's coming from. I will picture like he will.

[Fran]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Noah]

If you weren't at this dinner, you wouldn't believe me. I don't think, like, if I was the one. If the roles were flipped, you wouldn't believe me.

[Rhianne]

Carried on to this day, I would believe you.

[Noah]

Like, like if I kept it going.

[Rhianne]

If you come in on Monday being like dead serious, like at some point, I'd have to believe you.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

You know?

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

But you're like, wow, you're really letting this go for a long time.

[Rhianne]

Right. I could. Couldn't possibly keep this up for this long, but it was. It was really quite something. And then besides that chill weekend, we had spent, you know, quite some time with our family in Italy. And so we spent a lot of time with our moms. So we celebrated Mother's Day while we were in Italy. And. And we went home to Long island on Thursday. So we saw my mom again on Thursday. And then Matt and I just had a pretty chill day on Sunday. And I made the homemade tomato sauce that they taught us to make in Italy. I took my own whack at it at home and it was quite delicious. And I'm gonna have to. Can't go back now. Can't go back.

[Fran]

Gotta go fresh, Gotta go fresh.

[Rhianne]

Tomatoes never went jarred, but we do the canned tomatoes.

[Fran]

Oh, no, the cans are. Yeah. But the salmon z.

[Rhianne]

Now fully fresh tomatoes and whoo. It's delicious. So yum.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Successful weekend all around. Big week this week. We will be in Charleston and Miami. We cannot wait with Rum haven. Thursday night, 5:30 to 7:30, we will be at Saltwater Cowboys in Charleston.

[Fran]

Hell yeah.

[Rhianne]

Come hang out. Great start to the weekend. I'm sure you got bachelorette parties that start on Thursday night. Come hang out with us post work. Maybe come hang out. And then Miami on Saturday will be from 4 to 6. So a little happy hour slot at the Kimpton Hotel in Miami. Yes. So we will be there and we can't wait to see you guys, hang out. It's going to be a nice little week. It is. And we can't wait to hang out with you guys.

[Fran]

We're very excited. Two of our favorite places.

[Rhianne]

It really is.

[Fran]

It really is.

[Rhianne]

We can't compete. We were talking about it last night. We were like, it seems like we picked.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Two of the nicest places to go.

[Fran]

Let me tell you. We know what we're doing.

[Rhianne]

Okay. Yeah.

[Fran]

We were like, this is going to be pretty nice going to. We're going to really enjoy ourselves.

[Rhianne]

Yes, we will. So can't wait to hang out with you guys. So please come hang out. We'll drink some drinks, have a fun night. Good vibes. Maybe Leo will show up.

[Noah]

I was going to say, any celebs in the area in Miami, please come find us.

[Rhianne]

Please come find Noah so he has a story to tell next Monday. All right, let's get into today's episode. Big Bravo news hit Friday night.

[Fran]

Sure did.

[Rhianne]

Allegedly Jen Fessler and West have slept together. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. We don't want to get. I don't want to get sued by Jen's husband. Thrown out there by Ciara on threads. Speaking of Ciara, Ciara and Teffy will be hosting Love Island's after sun for this upcoming season. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, Michaela, going at it online. No shock there. Happy, beautiful Mother's Day celebration. And we have the weekly Watch report. So let's get into it. Before we get into all the topics, the drama, everything that we need to talk about, we need to talk about the thing that is keeping everyone's lives organized right now, and that is Microsoft 365 copilot what if you could add an AI assistant to your work without ever leaving your workflow? Built into Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook, Copilot works where you work, helping you do more in the apps that you already use. In Word, Copilot helps turn scatter notes into a first draft. In Excel, it generates insights from your data. And in Outlook, it cuts through the noise to get you up to speed way faster. The apps, you know go further with Copilot, so learn [e-mail] work

[Fran]

Friday night,

[Rhianne]

Bravo News hit page six was interviewing Jen Fessler on a carpet and she was asked how she feels about the, you know, Ciara Amanda west situation. Jen hits it with a oh, Wes doesn't mean it. He's a golden. He's a little puppy golden retriever. There's like nothing worse than like people who make a 30 something year old grown man seem like a child. He's just a little baby.

[Fran]

He's so harmless.

[Rhianne]

He's harmless. Okay.

[Fran]

Meanwhile, Margaret called him Teemu Beds and boots.

[Rhianne]

So Jen, if only she wouldn't have stuck up for Wes in that moment.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Would this have not come out?

[Fran]

Yep.

[Rhianne]

But Ciara responds back and says, lol, that's because they slept together too. So this sets this sets the Internet up in flames. Someone responds back saying like, isn't she married? Da da da. Sarah's like, yeah, that's what I thought. So instantly everyone's like, oh my God, did Jen fester and Wesley together? Because throwback to April, when Jen posted a happy anniversary poster, her husband 27 years, she said, and if you slept with Amanda West, I would stay with you.

[Fran]

Yeah. So literally the caption.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, that is actually the caption to her post. So everyone's like, this is really fudgeing weird. West Immediately posts on his story. News to me at Jen Fessler. Jen starts, like, doing this whole thing where she's like, oh, you. You guys, I'm honored that you think the same person that slept with Sierra would sleep with me. Da da, da, da da. That was like her first response. Then the next day has a response on her Instagram story where she's basically threatening legal action against Ciara, saying that this is defamation. This is the definition of libel. Um, it's not true. Da da da, da da. Although she's flattered. Yeah, Dave's video cracked me up because he was like, this ain't flattery, honey. West would fuck a rock. So that part genuinely made me crack up. We. We have been giving, like when Dave does his. We give him the, hey, this is a big story.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

You know, hey, you should cover this.

[Fran]

We just feed. We just give him the facts. We give him the facts, the screenshots, the facts. It's up to him. Here's what just happened. And then, you know, his decision if it makes a video or not.

[Rhianne]

Up to him to decide how he's going to pronounce the names, what he's going to do with the information. Is he going to recall the information correctly?

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah. We don't know. Fisler, by the way, is just. It's too good at this point. At this point, I'm like, he's doing it on purpose.

[Rhianne]

You know, I actually don't know if he is.

[Fran]

I know people's. I know. It's like. That's like, oh, I don't think. I don't know if he is.

[Rhianne]

He's been doing this since the beginning. I know.

[Fran]

But now I think he, like, I think he knows that it's so good.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. I don't know, because every once in

[Fran]

a while you get like the right pronunciation, but then he goes back to the right.

[Rhianne]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And there's also a lot of things I don't want to know whether he keeps his chair there or if he's running to the beach with his chair in his hand. Like, I don't want to know the behind the scenes. We just want to give him the fact we don't want to know how

[Fran]

the sausage is made.

[Rhianne]

I don't. It's like seeing how they make McDonald's. I don't want to know. Just, like, do it.

[Fran]

I think the chair is just locked in.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. But we just send him the facts and see what he does with it. And he decides what's a big story or not. We were like, this is big T though.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

So.

[Fran]

And he did ask us as well to do this.

[Rhianne]

Yes, yes.

[Fran]

Oh yeah.

[Rhianne]

He's. Yes. He wants us to tell him.

[Fran]

I need to like can you guys vote for tea by the seat? Yes.

[Rhianne]

And that's what we do. We're not just like hey yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, let's chat it up. But that's what's been going on there. But for this I have to say, you know, don't know if this is true or not, but I believe it to be true.

[Fran]

Yeah. I certainly fall in a camp that I really don't think Ciara would throw out this accusation without cold hard facts behind her or her being told this information by somebody she trusts because I just can't. This is so crazy. And Jen Fessler is married and you know, with, with children and it's just like tough Mother's Day. Yeah. Yeah. Her daughter posted on TikTok of them like out, out and about. But I just can't imagine that you're throwing that out there without really being behind it. And Sierra also kind of laughed and made like after, after Jen Fessler put out the sort of like this could be something that I could take you to court, whatever. Like hinting at some sort of suing Sierra situation. Like Sierra posts on her story again, just a cartwheel emoji and then like the Lisa Barlow lawyer meme. So I don't really think you're hahaha. Laughing it up afterwards without knowing you have some truth on your side.

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Fran]

Which has to be the case. And I don't think Wes or Jen Fester would ever be like, yeah, we did it.

[Rhianne]

Well I think, I don't think Sierra like speaks up in this way unless she knows for a fact. So I fully trust.

[Fran]

I agree. She doesn't really ever get in the mix like this.

[Rhianne]

No. She even when it came to the Amanda and West stuff, she wasn't like online posting so much about it. I think that she knows and has cold hard proof.

[Fran]

Yeah. So I. This is Jen's own fault and I

[Rhianne]

think that this has been going around for a little bit now this rumor of west and Jen there have been, you know, throwback to west and watch what happens live last year talking about sleeping with a 50 something year old woman and how it was weird. But that's what makes it plain pleasurable.

[Fran]

There seems to be a trail, perhaps there is a little bit of a

[Rhianne]

trail which west is known for I guess and now, this is my theory of why Wes got on his Instagram story immediately and wrote news to me at Jen Fessler is because when the Amanda rumors came out, he did not get on and deny it immediately. And I think he learned from that in the way that he's like, oh, people will know this is true if I don't get on immediately, because he did not do that with Amanda. So for him, this is just. All I'm thinking is that he's like, oh, I better get on and deny this on my Instagram story to make it seem like it's really not true, because people will think, oh, he denied it right away, but with Amanda, he didn't, so this must not be true. Either way, I think Wes is a sex addict. Like, I don't. I don't know. Like. Like, listen, I just. That's great. I don't know why I feel that way, but I do. And I don't think that's a crazy assumption to come to. And not because he's, like, sleeping with it or like, he likes married women. Like, I don't know. I don't know.

[Fran]

It's like, I think he likes it. I think he likes all. I think he likes it all. I think women, you know. Yeah, he's like.

[Rhianne]

He is like, the definition of, like, boy. Like, I think he just.

[Fran]

Everything. Yeah, yeah.

[Rhianne]

Not to put it, like, so grossly like that, but I. I really. It's.

[Fran]

He fucks. He.

[Rhianne]

And. But I'm not like, yeah, he fucks. Like, I'm like, no, he.

[Fran]

Like,

[Rhianne]

you have any, like, boundaries, right? You know what I mean? Like, do you have to fuck everybody? Like, I don't.

[Fran]

Here's the thing. I think that for a while, and the way that this has been going is he gets a taste of this. I think he was hooking up with girls all the time regardless. But I think once the touch of fame came into play, you feel a little untouchable in a way. It's like, ah, like, I. I can. I can get whoever I want, do whatever I want, blah, blah, blah. Where you just. It's just too much power. And then it just comes back and you're just like. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because now he's been joking. Like he said on his podcast last week, it's like, he did have some nudes leak, and he had mentioned that. And he was like, this is like the sixth worst thing to happen to me recently. So in my mind, you throw this into the mix and he's just gotta Be like, I don't know, like, now I'm just gonna straight up deny this because I can't. Another. It just keeps on coming. Hits just keep on coming.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, it is, it is a lot. And I just feel like it's just, it's like shocking at this point. Like you really. Everybody I know, allegedly. Allegedly, you know.

[Fran]

Yeah. And once again, all alleged.

[Rhianne]

All alleged because Jen is.

[Fran]

There was a hookup with Jen Fessler. It was probably year plus in situation, I feel like, because they've known each other for a while and now there is this trail of videos of them, like either being in events together or they're, they're praising each other. And at one, like on one side, I guess. Okay, Jen Fessler, pop off for really giving your genuine opinion on west, because a lot of people would just side with the masses in a situation like this. Just like, oh, I love him, but my God, was this the wrong time to do that? Because you've been exposed. Allegedly.

[Rhianne]

Did you see Deuxmoi posted that you never know what's real or not on there, but they posted that somebody wrote in that they overheard West. This was a submission from a while

[Fran]

ago talking about getting and when he was Bozeman or something.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Talking about getting like the best blowjob ever from a girl named, an older woman named Jenny.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rhianne]

And I just like that one.

[Fran]

That one maybe is.

[Rhianne]

That one felt a little far.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah. Cuz also, just like we've been watching this show. Jen Fessler's been on it for a while. I, I, I haven't heard one person refer to her as Jenny. Now. Maybe west and Jenny have a different relationship.

[Rhianne]

Well, he calls Amanda Mandy.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're not wrong. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But here's the thing. Now that we've heard so much, like, when I saw this, I was like, yeah, I think a lot of people felt that way, like, yeah, shocking. But at the same time, they were like, if this is true, like, sure it is, right.

[Rhianne]

It's not like the most shocking thing in the world also, because, like, we had heard this rumor already. I think, like, that, like, this was a rumor. I think that's been going on in the Bravo world for a while. But it just, I didn't, it was like a rumor, right? Like, you don't know if that's true or not. And then, but then Ciara posting that makes you go, oh, I don't think Ciara post this unless she, like, nose knows.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Now Maybe somebody gave Ciara the wrong facts, but I don't think Ciara posts that without knowing for a fact. But who knows? Who knows? Once again, all alleged. And Jen is v. Vehemently. Right? Vehemently. Yeah.

[Fran]

Vehemently.

[Rhianne]

Vehemently. Yeah. She's coming out wrong. Yeah.

[Fran]

It's the word we're looking for.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Denying it.

[Fran]

Yeah. So she certainly is.

[Rhianne]

And Sierra's not scared, though.

[Fran]

She has been. She is married. There was a little blip, I think, but it was years and years ago of her husband, like, having an affair, and they worked through it and stayed married. And I think that was like, a long time ago, though. But she has referred to it in the past because now you're. I think there. There was a world where it was like, oh, maybe they have some sort of arrangement. Is there. Is there an open marriage situation that we don't know about? That was my first thought. But then when she posted that Instagram story of like, this is this could be considered liable, all these things, I'm like, I now I don't think her husband knew anything at all. Because when you go out and deny so hard, it's like, well, you're trying to protect the people in your life.

[Rhianne]

There's been a lot of jokes about Tony Soprano and Wes being Eskimo brothers.

[Fran]

Right, right, right. Because it's like people refer back to the show and they're like, jen Foster has not held back about her sex life when she's talked about it on the show. So,

[Rhianne]

yeah. Apparently she slapped with James Gandolfini.

[Fran]

Yeah. Back in the day.

[Rhianne]

James. James Gandolfini and West Wilson.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

So listen, allegedly. Allegedly. Have to keep throwing allegedly out.

[Fran]

Yeah. Yep.

[Rhianne]

One time I post. Not one time. This was recently. I posted on my story about. Or when I did the video about the leaks from the reunion, and I said allegedly. And I got a lot of messages being like, wait, you keep saying allegedly. Like, are these like, AI. And I was like, no, no. Like, you have to say allegedly, you know?

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

You have to say allegedly.

[Fran]

We don't want to get thrown into.

[Rhianne]

No, no, no, no. It's all alleged. Very alleged. Moving on.

[Fran]

I believe Sierra.

[Rhianne]

Oh, no, same. Yeah, but that's our belief.

[Fran]

That's my opinion.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, that's my opinion. An opinion. You can't get sued for an opinion.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

No. Moving on. While we're on the topic of Sierra, Sierra and Teffy have been announced as the new Love Island after sun host. This is a great match. People are freaking out, though. They're like, does this mean Sierra's not gonna be on Summer House? Love island is before Summerhouse. Love island is In June. Yeah. June 3rd.

[Fran]

Man, it is close.

[Rhianne]

But summer, they always film.

[Fran]

They start filming, like, around the Fourth of July. Summer House.

[Rhianne]

Right. But I think Love island wraps up around that time.

[Fran]

But I feel like it's like six weeks, not four weeks.

[Rhianne]

Maybe. I don't know. Maybe they have a deal where she's gonna do.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Since it's.

[Fran]

I mean, it is also two people.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. So same thing with more last year where it was split. So you never know. Maybe. Also, I don't even know if Summer House is content. Like, we have. No.

[Fran]

Yeah. Like, do we. If I'm Sierra, I don't know if I want to be going back to Summer House.

[Rhianne]

But she kind of made it seem like she would. When she did that Glamour article, she was like, not. I'm not going back, so.

[Fran]

Right.

[Rhianne]

Who's to say? But this is such an amazing gig. This is so cool. Seems like Moira's out.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

But just fresh faces.

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Fran]

And Mora's getting, like, some really great opportunities as well. I did kind of. I was like, well, Maura's got Dancing with Stars then. And then I was like, well, I guess Sierra also had. Does have Dancing with the Stars.

[Rhianne]

Right. But it could. You know, Maura's done After sun, moved on from it. But I think it's great to mix it up with Ciara and Taffy. I think they will be so fun. I think it's the perfect fit for Love Island After Sun.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

They're going to have amazing outfits. Like, it's going to be so good. And Ciara has been crushing it as well as Taffy on red carpets and interviewing and whatnot. So I feel like that this is a really great role for them.

[Fran]

Definitely keeping it in the NBC Universal family makes sense. They got that. They love the inter twisting of all the franchises and whatnot. Teffy's also just like a fantastic storyteller. She's one of those people that you just love to hear talk. Like, when she does her long form TikTok stories, I'm always locked in. She is one of those voices. It's very soothing. So I think that this is a. This is a great fit. And we're right around the corner. June 2nd. Right.

[Rhianne]

June 2nd or third. Right.

[Fran]

Right somewhere around there.

[Noah]

Second.

[Fran]

Second for. For Love Island USA. And I think the UK is also. They're one day apart, like, right at the same time. So double whammy. Love island coming at us quickly fast approaching. Which makes me say, because that means summer's here, which is, you know, we made it. We made it through another. Another cold, dark winter to finally get that summertime. And I'm excited to see, like, a new cast.

[Rhianne]

I'm excited to see the cast announce, love the Love island season. You know, it's just around that time. And this will be a fun switch up. So we're excited to see this. Stell Blue Coffee's new can lattes are here. Crafted with 100% Colombian coffee, each can is a good source of protein and comes in two smooth flavors. Espresso cafe mocha and espresso sweet cream. And whether you're braving your morning commute or chasing your pup, Stel Blue cans are for those always on the go. And for those who care, Stella Blue is more than just great coffee. It's about giving back. I named the brand after my rescue dog, Stella, who inspired our mission to help more dogs find their forever homes. Every purchase supports animal rescue organizations. So when you drink Stella Blue, you're not just fueling your day. You're saving a dog's life. Try the new cans today. Taste the difference and make a difference. All new Stou Blue coffee can latte is now [e-mail] or subscribe on Amazon for 10% off. And the last topic before we get into weekly Watch report. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, and Michaela, they have been fighting on social media with some very long public.

[Fran]

Some of the last.

[Rhianne]

I got to be honest. I. I am having trouble keeping up with this just for the sheer fact of amount of paragraphs.

[Fran]

No, no, no.

[Rhianne]

That I'm like, I don't even know what they're talking about anymore.

[Fran]

They're. They're. Their posts are so long. You, like, need an AI summary of the. You're.

[Rhianne]

It's just like, oh, wow, this the last one that Taylor posted. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I could read this.

[Fran]

Yeah, this all started because they're. I think they're right now in a situation where some of the girls have been vocal in support of Taylor and some have not. And when that happens, it's like, well, why aren't you speaking on this? Why are you speaking on that? We saw what happened in court with Taylor and Dakota, and the judge basically coming down to like, this is. Both of you have made mistakes. Clearly. And it's not just the blame is not just on one. And seeing everything that he had said in that situation and now picking up the cameras again. And how involved is Taylor? Is she involved? Is she not involved all these things? And Michaela put out this long post where she really was relating her situation and the her illness and what she has to deal with. Sort of with Taylor's situation in the sense of like if I she said if I was knowingly giving myself rashes, I wouldn't be expecting sympathy from anyone online or privately. Imagine someone told me, hey, we know for 100% certainty that if you stopped using this cream your rashes would go away. Then imagine I continued using that cream while still asking people for sympathy and help. At some point my friends would probably say we feel sorry for you, but stop using the cream so you can heal. And if I continue to use it over and over again for years, knowing the outcome every single time was the same, it would eventually get to a point where the people who genuinely care about me could no longer enable me by continuing to give sympathy and support to behavior that is clearly keeping me stuck in an unhealthy cycle. I absolutely agree that compassion should be felt for the people involved and for the situation itself. And believe me, I felt absolutely sick to my stomach and horrible for what everyone involved must be feeling and going through. However, it is not my job to enable poor dangerous behavior from either party, especially when children are involved. That doesn't mean I don't love them and want the best for their individual futures. Continues continues on talking about her setting her own boundaries in her life every single time the behaviors and patterns continued and were publicly praised for being quote, messy and quote relatable. Continuing to show up and give sympathy to someone who has mentioned time and time again that they can't be a friend right now, while also acknowledging they are self aware of the decisions being made and still expecting loyalty online despite evidence of violent behavior and poor decisions would not only be a disservice to my healing, but to the other people involved as well. You cannot save someone who is unwilling to participate in their own rescue. In my opinion, anyone being on anyone's team publicly right now has their own selfish personal reasons, mainly to avoid backlash from fans. Having a moral compass and boundaries doesn't make you a bad or quote jealous friend. I, I mean I respect for, I respect Mikayla for putting out her her full opinion and how that is how she feels and she deserves to feel that way. She absolutely deserves to put up boundaries with with Taylor. I don't think that that is crazy at all, do I? Do I think comparing the the cream and the rash to her situation, to Taylor's situation. I understand the analogy that Mikayla is trying to make. I just don't know how applicable it is when Taylor's situation is not with a item, it's with the person.

[Rhianne]

Right. Like, there's feelings involved.

[Fran]

Yeah. Like it's not one person fighting against something that's just a. Like a, you know, an illness, a physical thing that can't respond back to you.

[Rhianne]

Right. There's human connection.

[Fran]

There's a Taylor's dealing with somebody that is a seemingly master manipulator in all definitions of the word. So I understand why that would be a frustrating comparison for Taylor and why she has continued to post multiple times, kind of on Mother's Day as well, in response to everything that Michaela said. But at the same time, if I'm Taylor, I'm just like, you know what? You can feel that. Like, you say what you want to say. Michaela. I don't think Taylor going back at her really helps anything.

[Rhianne]

But we know Taylor, Frankie, Paul, and that's never going to be the case. Like, Taylor is never going to go, oh, I'm not going to respond to this. Like, I know she's gonna respond and then some.

[Fran]

But at this point, doesn't it. It also just feels like it would speak volumes on maybe some of the work that Taylor will be doing if she just sort of bowed out of a.

[Rhianne]

To be honest, I have Mormon wives fatigue. There are people who have summer house fatigue and Mormon wives fatigue. I don't have summer house fatigue. I have more wise.

[Fran]

Yeah, I totally understand that.

[Rhianne]

It's nonstop and it's also really dark at times.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And I think sometimes I just look at them and go, maybe we just need to step away from the show for a little bit and work on that, you know?

[Fran]

Yeah. Yeah. So Taylor posted a whole long response. Obviously not happy with the cream and the rash comparison as well. And I think she's maybe felt some sort a certain way towards Michaela and how she's handled their friendship and maybe not addressing things directly with Taylor going to other people, all things like that. She wrote, your trauma doesn't give a pass to kick me all down and cover it with a boundary months later after the fact. She is right to state her boundary. Sure. But go ahead, tell them the truth. Who was your last comment with regarding the situation? Not me. What other questions did you have in the concerns while filming with me? Does she get paid more than us? Save the concern for children act. They all know I'm Good to my children. I miss more events, girls nights. An opportunity to stay home with my kids. More than some could ever say Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Of course I'm spiraling. People calling me out yet again. I can't respond. Exactly what I will not be tolerating ever again. Thank you, God, for the people who sent. Who were sent to help me through this with my enemies so close. So, yeah, that like you said, it is. She is going to respond. She posted on her story as well and said I will not be sitting down, staying silent or logging off. I did that for years on this. Trust me, I can take a beating while whether it's physical, emotional or public scrutiny. Anyone else want to speak up, please? Dot, dot. So not backing down. And in any sense the word. Which I guess.

[Rhianne]

And they have picked up cameras, which

[Fran]

I guess all part of the show in some sense.

[Rhianne]

So I think we'll see this unfold on the next season because I think they've picked back production up, which makes sense because if this was going on back and forth online and there's not filming, you know, like had things had been going on for months that I don't think got filmed. And now this will be on top of that. Jesse and Marciano. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Their posts kind of make me sick.

[Fran]

Yeah. There was also a situation with one of the contestants that was on Taylor's season. Did you see that?

[Rhianne]

No.

[Fran]

He posted all these pictures with Jesse, like faux paparazzi photos and like them kissing at a dinner. Oh, yeah.

[Rhianne]

I didn't see that. I saw the video.

[Fran]

So I think she's like. I think she's dating. But yeah, then, yeah, the video of

[Rhianne]

Marciano picking her up from her. From her like, Like Wuthering Heights. Yeah. And he is. I gotta be honest.

[Fran]

He's not Jacob.

[Rhianne]

No. I gotta be honest. I didn't like it.

[Fran]

I didn't like it either.

[Rhianne]

Just because there's too much. There's too much background Marciano that.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I don't think I'm necessarily rooting for Jesse and Marciano to be together at all.

[Fran]

Yeah, I don't trust. I agree. I really. I don't know what. I don't know what this guy's name is. Oh, no. Okay. So she was flirting with. His name is Brandon. Brandon Purse. He must have deleted them because I don't see them now. But there were a lot of them. And even still Jesse like, likes and comments on all of his stuff. But yeah, like, it's like shit like this.

[Rhianne]

Interesting.

[Fran]

Yeah, I'm trying to. There's one of that. Like, it's like. But it's. And then he posted this and then

[Rhianne]

maybe, like, maybe if I'm Jesse, I just stay away from any guys who have interacted with my friends. Like.

[Fran]

Right. Yeah. He was a contestant on Taylor.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Like, I don't know.

[Fran]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. I, I, it, it feels, it feels like a lot to. Currently, I would prefer if Marciano just.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Got out of the picture.

[Fran]

Fizzled.

[Rhianne]

I agree. I totally agree with that. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see on this next season, I guess.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

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[Rhianne]

All right, let's get into the weekly watch report where we talk about the things we watch this week. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. I gotta be honest, I don't think I was in a big TV watching mood this week. I do have a couple of things, but not really too much add. I will say we did watch off campus, but we will not be able to talk about it until Monday because it's not out yet. So that took up a. Yeah, that took up a good chunk. So won't talk. Be able to talk about them that until next Monday. Kevin Hart roast was on Sunday Night Live. I always love a good roast. Yeah, always love a good roast. To me, there were some standouts and there were some big fat flunkers just in general.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

What do you guys feel?

[Fran]

No, I, I agree there was some very, I thought, very funny moments. And however, for me, just like I

[Rhianne]

needed to be shorter, it was long, and it's just.

[Fran]

They go a little too long.

[Rhianne]

And I also think roasting a comedian sometimes isn't. Doesn't have that hard of a punch as roasting like a Tom Brady. Justin Bieber.

[Noah]

Like, I was kind of turned off anytime Kevin Hart started to, like, get into like Kevin Hart mode, where I'm like, this, like, we need to maybe making fun of you. This isn't like your like, little stand up bitch.

[Fran]

Right? There's also.

[Rhianne]

I do, I do love Kevin Hart

[Noah]

where he, like, came out and he's like, all right, like, it's like, I want to hear jokes about you. I don't want to hear you, like, kind of hype yourself up.

[Rhianne]

It's way different when it's towards a comedian versus just a celebrity.

[Fran]

Yeah, definitely. I also think there's no, like, Kevin gets it. So there's no. Oh, my God. That did that joke go a little too far? And now is that person actually pissed?

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Fran]

Kind of thing.

[Rhianne]

Like, with Tom, it was like, yo, Tom.

[Noah]

Just like, I don't think expected or knew what he was getting into.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And it was like, oh, we're taking shots at his family.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah. But I still, I thought. Yeah. But I do think, though, and people do go there, even when it's. When it's not a comedian, of course. But it did feel like people were really going there with Kevin and there were some very, very funny moments. But, yeah, then there are some that there's always certain people that get thrown into a roast. You're just like, I don't really understand why this person's here.

[Noah]

Shurima Green.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, yeah. Like Draymond Green. I didn't. You didn't do it for me.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

No.

[Fran]

And it's also where it's like you're openly saying someone Wrote these jokes for me, and you're just kind of. So. It's. So it just loses its spark. It's like, okay, well, why am I just watching Draymond Green read jokes that someone else wrote for him? And, of course, most people are having jokes written for them or help.

[Rhianne]

But, like, I actually thought that that happened a lot last night. Way more than usual with this roast. That, like, even Shane Gillis just kept talking, like, skipping jokes on the teleprompter or, like. And I'm like, he posted a picture

[Noah]

afterwards where he's like, my writers, and it was like, 15 people.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. I'm just like, why?

[Fran]

Like, that does. It's. Oh, that's the case there. It is.

[Rhianne]

It is. But, like, there was so much addressing of, like, some of the magic. Yeah. But maybe because some of the jokes were risky, that people wanted to be like, wait, no, like, this was approved or whatever. I felt like Chelsea Handler crushed it. So funny. Nikki Glaser was asked why, like, if she was doing this one, and she was like, no, I want. You know. And she did have a funny joke back, being like, how many jokes can you make about how short Kevin Hart. Whatever. But there were a lot of jokes about Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glaser combined, which were, you know, funny. But Chelsea Handler, I thought, was so good. I thought Pete Davidson was great. I thought Cheryl Underwood was great. Like, there were some real bangers, I thought, mixed in there, and then there were just a couple that fell flat, I think. But that happens at a roast. Like, there's always gonna be the ones that are gonna hit harder. But there were some really funny ones.

[Noah]

There were some moments that, like. Like Teyana Taylor, like, that whole part was kind of like, lost me a little bit. It went on for a long time.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. She's just literally one of the hottest people ever, which is hard.

[Noah]

That's like what Shanghai said afterwards.

[Rhianne]

She said, it's hard to not acknowledge how.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

How hot she is.

[Fran]

Yeah. And I, like, I go back and forth on Shane Gillis a lot because there's some things that I really like of his and think are funny and, like, I enjoy watching tires and things like that. But some of it, like, sometimes when you do the, like, oh, shit, you guys are going to like these if you're not.

[Noah]

No, he does it every.

[Rhianne]

Like, snl where he does. Come on.

[Fran]

He does. And I think, like, when you do that too much, it gets kind of annoying.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. He's like, oh, fuck, you guys. It was funny. I'm like, oh, my God, stop.

[Fran]

Yeah, right? Like, it's like. That was. Yeah, that was the funniest one I had. Like, it's like, when it's too. When you do that too much, you lose me. Right?

[Noah]

People are making, like, crazy, risky jokes and the crowd was laughing. Like, it's not. I don't think it's all because they were like, yeah.

[Rhianne]

Sometimes, like, it's his delivery where it's like you're trying to be, like, too self aware. Like, not self aware, but self. You know, Like. I don't know. I. The constant addressing of like, oh, fuck you. That was funny. I was like, okay, yeah, that's where

[Fran]

it kind of loses me a little bit. How many people do you think immediately googled about Cheryl Underwood's husband? Because I certainly did. When Shane made that first joke. I was like, oh, my God.

[Rhianne]

Is.

[Fran]

Did her. Is her husband really dead?

[Rhianne]

Yeah, me being one of them.

[Fran]

Like, I couldn't have googled that faster. It was like the first thing to come up to. And when I was like, oh, that's real. I went, oh, my God.

[Rhianne]

Cheryl Underwood getting a standing ovation.

[Noah]

Absolutely.

[Rhianne]

Well deserved.

[Fran]

Yeah, very good.

[Rhianne]

She got up there and.

[Fran]

And she probably got ripped apart the most of, like, the people on stage just crushed it. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

And just. And I. It felt like a lot of those things were off the cuff too, just in response to what other people had been saying about her. Yeah. And it was just so good. Standing ovation. Just well deserved.

[Fran]

Lizzo also, I think, really did a great job and was funny and was also able to laugh at herself. I want to see, like, if you're up there, you gotta know you're getting ripped apart. And I wanna see you laugh about the jokes about yourself. You know, like when people don't laugh at the jokes about themselves, but then they go up there and then they rip everybody apart too. That's what I'm like. You gotta be like. When they cut to the person, they're like standing there like this. I'm like, you gotta be able to. You gotta be able to laugh.

[Rhianne]

Great PR for Lizzo. Cause she was funny and also laughed at every joke about her. And there was a lot of Lizzo jokes.

[Noah]

There were a few people and moments where you could tell that it was like, no, no, they actually hate each other.

[Rhianne]

Oh, yeah.

[Noah]

Where that, like, Chelsea Handler going at Tony. A lot of people were going to Tony Hinchcliffe and then he was going. And like, you could tell, like, some people just actually don't like each other.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, I got the vibe that Chelsea Handler really does fucking hate Tony Hiff and Shane Gill.

[Fran]

I'd imagine so.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Like, and Shane Gill is sitting next to her, like, after that, like, was. He looks so uncomfortable.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, but she. She crushed it. She was so funny starting off. She started off saying, like, I was, like, looking at Kevin hart, wondering why 50 cents Dick Dick is walking around by himself. Like, genuinely, it was so funny. I mean, her whole set was hilarious. But starting off with that made me laugh so hard. And she's also. I feel like such a good sport when it comes to people making jokes about her because there's always the same repetitive ones about how she's not a mother and a lot of abortions and all of that. So I feel like she's just. Just really good at taking it, but also giving it. Obviously, she's been in this industry forever now, so she knows.

[Fran]

I do find, though, that, like, it is funny and I guess whatever, they joke about it themselves and it fits in. But so many, I think, like, with Chelsea or, like, even with Nikki, these guys, like, make the same jokes about them. Like, ah, this.

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Fran]

And that's why they're like.

[Rhianne]

That's why she gets up there. She's like, oh, it's tiresome. I'm your resident whore. Like, it's always the same.

[Fran]

They do the same shit when it's Nicki, right?

[Rhianne]

It's the same thing that they go after. Big J Okerson had a joke about Mickey Laser not being there because it was Chelsea Handler's week with the substance. Yeah, that was pretty funny.

[Noah]

Did you see, people were like, I guess Kevin Hart, he was the only one that Kevin Hart didn't, like, acknowledge at the end. And people are saying that they actually don't have a good relationship right now because they used to be really good friends, which I didn't know. But he, like, didn't even acknowledge him, like, at the end when he was like.

[Rhianne]

I don't know the background of that at all.

[Fran]

Yeah, by the time I got to the end, I was. I was pretty exhausted. There's no. There's no way the Rock wasn't coming out.

[Rhianne]

We all knew the Rock.

[Noah]

Like, he was a lot of hate.

[Fran]

I saw the Rock getting a lot of hate. I really. I thought I enjoyed. I was like, hey, this may not be fantastic, but I'm laughing and it looks like he's having also.

[Noah]

He's just like, a great performer.

[Rhianne]

Like, we know he's the.

[Fran]

He's the Rock.

[Noah]

He. His delivery was incredible on every line.

[Fran]

So, I mean, here and it's the same show with Tom Brady. It's like, I. I do not understand how a man like Tom Brady can make me cringe so hard every time he opens his mouth. Even when the joke, like, he was time.

[Noah]

I feel like.

[Fran]

But no, no, but like, if someone else were telling his jokes, I would have been laugh. Like, the jokes were funny. There were some funny lines in there. It's just his delivery is just the whole.

[Rhianne]

Did you.

[Noah]

Did you think there actually didn't know Katt Williams was coming? That was the only possible one that

[Rhianne]

I maybe had a feeling.

[Fran]

But I just find that those shows are, like, completely.

[Noah]

I think they are, for the most part scripted 100. It probably would be tough to pay Cat Williams whatever they paid him and not.

[Rhianne]

I thought Pete Davidson did a great job. Yeah. I thought he was so funny. He went after Tony as well. Sometimes I'm like, really wondering if there's some real hate in there or not.

[Noah]

I think there is, because that whole, like, Joe Rogan crew, like, from like,

[Rhianne]

these a listers, I think people can

[Fran]

really like, especially for a roast, they make all these more superficial, like, top of the surface jokes that are. That are easy to make, and then sometimes they throw in a. Throw in some that maybe go a little bit more like, political or belief based, and you're like, oh, that's coming from a place of, like, you.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, this is personal. This is personal.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. That was like. I feel like, so fun about Chelsea Handler was that it was like, these are funny, but they're personal.

[Noah]

Yeah. And Tony went equally personal back at Chelsea, though. Like, you could tell those two. Like, I thought he was good, though, like, as much. Like, there's a lot of hateable things about him, but he is really good at roasting.

[Fran]

It's his job. Right? Like, that's like, what he's Kill Tony known for and all that. But my God, some of it is just some of it.

[Rhianne]

I'm like, when Pete was like, kill Tony. No, seriously, someone killed. Yeah, there were. Pete really got me. Yeah. He was very nice to see him.

[Fran]

He was very funny.

[Noah]

Everyone's talking about Seth Green. That. That moment where they told. Did you see, like, Dave tweet about it? We're like, they made him move out of the way to show John Stamos. And there was like, that's so disrespectful, by the way.

[Rhianne]

John Stamos high as all hell. Those eyes were as glassy as possible when Cheryl Underwood called out making out with John Stamos. And he Started licking his lips. I was like, this is amazing. I wanted John Stamos to get up there, right there and start kissing.

[Fran]

Yeah. Like, that would have been, you know, so good.

[Rhianne]

That was just so good.

[Fran]

The Rock trying to get Kevin to sit on his lap also really made me laugh. I don't know what it was hearing

[Rhianne]

the Rock say cock. Yeah.

[Fran]

You know, like, I know, I know. And that. But it was fun to see him do that. He's like, I'm a little drug. Whatever. He's having fun. He's such a PG guy, like, family man all the time. All these things that him just, like, putting on his sexy voice to talk to Kevin's heart's wife was really making me laugh. Like, it was. I thought it was. I really.

[Noah]

I really didn't even know that story. The whole Kevin Hart cheating thing. I feel like I completely missed.

[Rhianne]

Oh, yeah, Vegas.

[Fran]

Oh, yeah. Vegas. Yeah.

[Noah]

Kind of wild. Like, if I was his wife, he'd be like, so you're gonna do a roast now? Where I get, like, all the jokes are kind of like, at my expense.

[Fran]

Unfortunately, that is part of the course. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

I mean, yeah, she was laughing.

[Noah]

Check the amount of money he probably got for this.

[Rhianne]

And also, just like, at that point, it was 2017, almost 10 years ago.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

You sure that wasn't gone at this point?

[Fran]

Yeah, no, it was singers, but it's just like, it's. It's just the delivery that, you know, you're like, oh, but

[Noah]

which one did you enjoy more? This roast or Brady? Like, as a whole?

[Rhianne]

Tom Brady's. I think as a whole, I enjoyed more.

[Fran]

Yeah, I think so, too.

[Rhianne]

Just because, like, there's just so much to make fun of with Tom Brady.

[Noah]

It also is something about the comedian,

[Rhianne]

and it's also that, like, the factor of, like, Right. Like, he's not a comedian and they were hitting.

[Noah]

I also think. Yeah, the couch. The people who are on the couch is like the best part about, like, I don't even care about people roasting Kevin. Like, the people. People roasting each other is like, what I like.

[Rhianne]

It did feel like last night that some of the jokes became just a bit repetitive, though, like.

[Fran]

Right. And that is. That is very true because there are. And Kevin Hart is very self aware, I think, and. And jokes about himself all the time. And also I think it knows what jokes are coming at him, and we do, too. And yeah, there are great short jokes that are made from where you really laugh, but it's like, you're gonna. It's gonna be the Whole night or like, sell out his movies suck the whole thing. It's like we've heard the Kevin Hart roast jokes because it's what everyone jokes about with Kevin Hart. There's no like, bomb drop revelation or someone bringing up some rumor that, like, we all don't know already because it's so talked about with him. And Kevin is so self aware, which is fun to watch too, because even at the end when he was doing his. His said, he was like, I like to think Walmart. Like, it's like, you know, he's giving the shout out to sponsor, which he

[Noah]

definitely actually got paid.

[Fran]

The whole thing.

[Rhianne]

Whatever. Yeah, that's why it's.

[Fran]

It's.

[Rhianne]

It's in good fun, you know, because it's very self aware with Kevin Hart.

[Noah]

Do you want to see, like, the next roast be.

[Rhianne]

Mm, that's a good question.

[Fran]

Is a good question.

[Noah]

Because it has to be someone who's not like, in their prime, kind of like past their prime, who would be willing to do this. Yeah, like. Yeah, like, preferably not a comedian.

[Rhianne]

Right.

[Noah]

That Dave Chappelle shot, by the way, that was wild.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

I forget exactly what it was about. Like, his wife, like, remember?

[Fran]

Like, was it Naim who made that joke?

[Noah]

No, it was Jay, I think.

[Fran]

Oh, oh, oh. There was multiple jets.

[Noah]

He, like, said, like, he made no jokes in his Netflix and he's just like, robbing.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

But then he, like, just took a shot at his wife. Like,

[Rhianne]

I'm still trying to think of who. Because you're right, I would prefer it to not be a comedian.

[Noah]

Yeah. I'm thinking, like.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Musicians.

[Fran]

Right. Or some sort of, like, someone. Some sort of actor, actress,

[Noah]

the Rock, like, honestly. But I feel like that would be very similar to this.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Rhianne]

I mean, here's the thing. Like, Justin Bieber, though, was like in his prime when he did it.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

But it was still like he kind of needed to redeem. Like, he. He was in his prime, but also in his bad prime.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noah]

Like, he was in the right. He was in for really bad things.

[Rhianne]

Because I was gonna say, like, someone like Timothy Chalamet would be really funny.

[Noah]

That would be really funny.

[Rhianne]

But it has to be sometimes I

[Noah]

don't know what he would gain from that. Really.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Right.

[Fran]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rhianne]

It would be a random time to do that.

[Noah]

What, like, can you. I don't even know. Like, what do you say to Timothy Chalamet? Like, you're the man. Like, what does he do?

[Rhianne]

There's something to make fun of for everybody. You know, like, yeah, yeah.

[Fran]

But you need someone that has a. Has a little bit of a John Mayer.

[Noah]

That'd be a good John Mayer.

[Fran]

John Mayer would be a really good one.

[Rhianne]

And you know what? That's the kind of PR John Mayer needs.

[Noah]

I don't even. But, like, I feel like he probably wouldn't want all that stuff brought back to light, you know, like, he's kind of moved on past the woman.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

But if things get brought back to light and you could joke about it, then people, they respect you more. They're like, oh, he could laugh about it.

[Noah]

Yeah, John Mayer's a good one. That would be a good one.

[Fran]

That would be a good one.

[Rhianne]

Yeah. Love a roast. I'll give it a B plus. I enjoyed my time. Yeah, I love a roast. And it was funny.

[Fran]

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[Rhianne]

Summer House this week I will give a B plus as well. Kyle Freak out little. We talk about this already. Cliffhanger. Survivor A this episode, I love it. So good Little spoiler. I'm sure you've watched by now, but I'm going to say what happened. Ozzy yet again goes home with an idol in his pocket after talking about how he had a dream that morning, woke up from the dream that he got sent home with an idol in his pocket and then still did not play the idol that night after he had a fucking dream about it. And he did this in past season as well. Goes home for a second time with idol in his pocket. Just unbelievable how he.

[Fran]

How that feels, how he believes.

[Rhianne]

It was poetic.

[Fran]

It's literally

[Rhianne]

like a poetic tragedy. The way that Ozzy's survivor career has now ended. The fact that he was able to be convinced and tricked to not use his fucking idol is beyond me. He has no one to blame but himself. And it just. I wanted Ozzy to stay. I was upset to see him go. But if you're gonna go like that, like, that's on you. That's just all on you. You didn't fucking use it and you got tricked and I don't know how you let them trick you once again, so. And also Emily went home. Emily was on and off for me. Sometimes I enjoyed her. Sometimes she annoyed me. I felt like she had loyalty to people but then would just. She was too many, you know, she didn't have, like, one person she was sticking to. But this. The season's so good. A plus hacks all caught up. This season is funny. Some twists and turns. I'm not expecting, like, amazing race. There's. There's a lot of twists and turns in this season, which. I love this show. It's one of my favorites. I'll give hacks a B. And that's everything I watched. I gotta catch up on that.

[Fran]

I'll give the roast a B. I enjoyed it, but I just think, like, just A. I needed to be condensed.

[Rhianne]

Shorter. Yeah.

[Fran]

Three hours on a Sunday night. It's just long.

[Noah]

The crowd was so big that I was thinking, like, they're actually. They're putting on, like, a show show this time where it's like, they got Usher. Like, people are coming out of, like,

[Fran]

nowhere because I forgot about Usher jobs. I was like, wow. Goddamn musical. Never dope. Just to start this thing. Yeah. That happened so early in the night. Forgot about that, too. I'm behind on most things, but, like, inching my way back. So I watched episodes two and three of euphoria. So watch the wedding episodes. The last one I watched.

[Noah]

Oh, the last two, which I watched last night.

[Fran]

I know, I know. Last night I saw the posts.

[Noah]

It's crazy.

[Fran]

And I just see the headlines and I'm just like. I don't know why. I don't. It's so transparent. Anyway,

[Rhianne]

what Episode three.

[Fran]

Oh, it's just like. It's just. Every headline is just Like Sydney Sweeney is naked and doing crazy shit on the show.

[Rhianne]

Oh, you know, I didn't see it. Yeah.

[Fran]

The. I will say. And consistently though, she really does give her best performances as, as Cassie because

[Noah]

there may be some similarities.

[Fran]

The wedding, like the end of the wedding episode with the, the everything that happens like it's fucking nuts and it's. It's over the top and really something else. I will give episodes two and three. I don't know. I do. I did enjoy these two episodes more than maybe necessarily the first one because I, I found the other characters were in play a little bit more and I liked seeing Ru and Jewels. I'll give it a C plus for 2 and 3. Your friends and neighbors.

[Noah]

I didn't watch this.

[Fran]

I didn't watch this week.

[Rhianne]

But I.

[Fran]

But caught up on up to episode five. I think six was on Friday. One of my faves. So good. Really feel like we're gearing up for a good, really good second half of the rest of the season. That's. It's an A show to me. I really, really love the show and I think Amanda Pete is also giving an incredible performance this season. She's really, really, really good. Um, I watched the final send off for Hunt on Grey's Anatomy. This was the end for them. It was a season finale. You know, they, they hit us with a. There's always some sort of disaster. There's a bridge collapse. Oh, it was. I was really hoping that it was like, don't kill him. You know, and I guess spoiler if you have. You haven't watched for the three people that are still watching along with me, that was a deserved finish for those two. For all men for Hunt. I felt like let them, you know, they're done with the show. That. That announcement came out a few weeks ago. Let them ride off into the sunset. That's sort of what they did. She takes a new job. They're moving. This is going to be the end. But let them leave together because it's been tumultuous the last couple seasons between the two of them with like maybe breaking up, getting back together, the whole thing. So it's fine. I'll give the finale legacy. It gets here I am still watching and yeah, I wanted to see how, how it, how it ended for those two caught up on Chicago Fire and Med. I'll give a B. PDs like a C. PDs fallen off a little bit for me. Just not as invested in the characters as I have in the past. Thank God. Sevuride Figured it out on Chicago Fire. They were coming for his job, but he was hot on the case. Figured it out. And Chicago Med left off on a pretty legit cliffhanger as well. So excited to see how that season ends. I went to go see Devil Wears Prada too.

[Rhianne]

How was it?

[Fran]

I really enjoyed it. I thought it was super cute. I thought that they did a great job with the callbacks to the first, but not overly cheesy. The four of them just have a magic. They really do. And I said, I'm so impressed that after 20 years they can fall into these characters so well again and just give such great performances because the characters are so great and the plot makes sense. I think it was very relatable to this time and how, you know, once famed print magazines, what they have to do now in the digital era and all these things that BJ Novak was great. The scenery, the fashion, it's all great. And Anne Hathaway, like, even that I just love. I'm like, oh my God, Andy's back. She gets right back into the, into the character.

[Rhianne]

Really.

[Fran]

My only complaint is they gave Andy this love interest that, my God, the most irrelevant man to ever be in a movie. Like, there was no point they could have, she could have had no love interest. It would have been totally a good movie without that because he, he really had no effect on the movie at all. It was just like every once in a while he popped in or she was like on a date or whatever. And then towards the end they tried to make it seem like they were like potentially more serious, but there was just no chemistry. He was really talk about awarding like a Mr. Irrelevant. It was this guy and I feel bad for him because he wasn't like, it isn't like a super well known actor or anything. So it just didn't, it just didn't fully mesh. But other than that, I really, really enjoyed it. I give it a. I think I'd give it a B. Yeah, like I really, like, I walked out of the theater smiling.

[Rhianne]

Good.

[Fran]

And I thought, yeah, there was a good, there's a good, there's a good twist. I think they're, they did a really good job with that. And the story really was well done, which is why they all agreed to come back and come back and do the movie because they all, they all believed in it. And. That's everything I watched. Yep.

[Noah]

Okay. I been watching Mad Men still almost done with season three now. It's just hard to balance like when you're in the midst of like Watching a show that has so many episodes and try to keep up with the new shows that come out.

[Fran]

The other Jon Hamm stuff that you're watching.

[Noah]

Exactly. I couldn't watch the new Jon Hamm because I'm watching the old Jon Hamm. But just, like, I'll give an A minus overall. Like, just a great show. The Boys I had been, like, not caught up. I watched. I'm now caught up on this final season. So I watched the last three or four episodes, and just a wild show. Like, you forget how gory it is.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

If you're not into gory, it's definitely not for you.

[Fran]

I've tried to watch the Boys so many times, and I think I've watched the pilot episode, like, five times, and every time I'm like, oh, another show

[Noah]

where it's funny because I've seen the creator, like, in the headlines a lot, being like, Trump is ruining this season because it is very, like, parallel. Like, they try to, like, comment on a lot of stuff, like, in a funny way with these superheroes where he's like, he just keeps outdoing the show. Like, he keeps out doing Homelander. Like, Trump had, like, a gold statue built last week. Like, the same week that Homelander in the show had the gold statue. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give it a B. I think it's, like, so far, it's still entertaining. Like, it's not as good as the first few seasons, but. But I'm happy with how it's, like, wrapping up so far. We'll see, like, where it goes. The roast hug of a B. Talked about it and then euphoria. I watched the last two episodes. You know, like, when there's a warning at the beginning, like, what are we about to watch?

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

And, yeah, like, I had already seen a lot of the stuff online before I watched these episodes, but just some wild stuff. Like, I don't really necessarily. Like, I'm not even gonna go into, like, the Sydney Sweeney, which is what everyone's talking about, because it's like, it is crazy. Like, people are like, this is just a shock doing this, or is she getting paid a shit ton? Like, because it's like, she's doing so much more than everyone else in the show. Yeah. But I don't. I don't really love the whole, like, they're making it too. It seems like it's a guy who's, like, trying to comment on, like, onlyfans culture and, like, all this stuff going on, who just kind of is, like, out of Touch with it. Like, I don't know. It's, like, very stereotypical of, like. I don't know. It's weird. And she's, like, going on podcasts this show. Like, yeah, like, Trisha Paytas, like, is interviewing her on the show, like, on her podcast. And I will say, though, these last two episodes, I am way more entertained, and I. And the whole group being back together is. Makes it way more interesting to me because it at least feels somewhat like euphoria again.

[Rhianne]

Yeah, yeah.

[Noah]

Because there are, like, scenes now where they're all together, so I'll give it a C. It's not as bad as the first few. It's ridiculous.

[Fran]

Yeah.

[Noah]

And I don't think it's good, but it's entertaining.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

That's all I got.

[Rhianne]

Hey, maybe I'll catch up on that then.

[Noah]

It's like, you have to watch it

[Rhianne]

just to be, like, in the.

[Noah]

In the.

[Rhianne]

I don't want to be left out of the conversation.

[Fran]

Like, Joe and I have been having that conversation where it's like, we watch one and then we go, all right. Like, I guess he's like, is there a new euphoria? He's like, I can't believe we're watching, but I feel like we have to.

[Rhianne]

Right? I feel like last year.

[Fran]

And, you know, when it's the last, like, you know it's gonna be the last.

[Noah]

I mean, I hope. Like, there are people. No, no, there are people who are, like, they're. They only listed the series finale as season, not series.

[Fran]

No, no, no, no. They can't come back to doing it. They can't.

[Rhianne]

They just can't.

[Fran]

Sydney Sweeney can't keep doing this to herself.

[Noah]

I mean, I think she would love to. Like, it seems like she's really into it. Jacob Elordi's character in this, though, is so funny because the storyline now, it's like everyone's like, everyone else is together, like, in this other world. And Jacob Elordi's, like, by himself. So, like, she'll call. What's his character's name again?

[Rhianne]

Nate.

[Noah]

Nate. She'll call Nate just to, like, check in, kind of. He just owes people money, but he's just, like, in a house alone. So I feel like they just filmed all his scenes. Like, jk, it's just gonna be you just, like, get on the phone for a second.

[Fran]

Like, well, you know what's so crazy, too, and it's like, why you have to suspend, like, so much belief with this story is you're just supposed to believe that Nate is like, some construction mogul already. And it's. They're supposed to be, what, four years out of high school and that he's getting these, like, older friends to invest millions of dollars into his business. And you're just like, no, like, it's just not.

[Noah]

He's getting a finger toe cut off every episode.

[Fran]

I. Yeah. Like, he's in bad trouble with all these. He's borrowing money. He owes all these people money. Yeah.

[Noah]

It is kind of funny this last episode because there's a scene where, like, obviously initially he's like, doesn't want Cassie to be doing, like, any of this.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Noah]

Like, only fan stuff. And now because he owes all this money, he's like, no, get in a hot tub with this guy. Like, come on. Like, this. This will be good for you.

[Fran]

It's just like the most obvious storyline that is being told. Like, it seems through a male gaze type, like, of like, the only. You know, that, like, oh, only fans bad. My wife, like, and then just like, oh, but makes money. Okay. Like, yes. It's really.

[Noah]

Yeah, it does feel, like, a little bit like, it's like Chachi be, like, right at Euphoria season. That's, like, about only fans and, like, stuff going on right now.

[Fran]

Yeah. And make it, like, as stereotypical and like, with the whole. Yeah, it's. It's crazy. I did. It was sad seeing Eric Dane in that wedding episode. I know.

[Noah]

I think it's just been sad seeing him in general.

[Fran]

In general.

[Noah]

He hasn't been in the last two episodes.

[Fran]

Yeah. Yeah. I think. I think that's.

[Noah]

That's it.

[Fran]

I think that was all.

[Noah]

He would have preferred that they just, like, didn't include him because clearly, like, it's impossible to not. And then Sam Levinson tried to say, like, oh, well, we made the storyline kind of as if he was, like, an alcoholic because he was slurring his words anyway. Like, I don't know.

[Fran]

No, I know. I agree. But I also.

[Noah]

I mean, if you wanted to, then.

[Fran]

Yeah. Like, give him that.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

Give him that chance to be in the last. In the last season. It was kind of really the last thing he was able to do.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Rhianne]

Yeah.

[Fran]

But it does. How many episodes are in this season? 10, 8. What do you think?

[Noah]

I would probably.

[Fran]

Hopefully.

[Rhianne]

I feel like it'd be eight normally.

[Fran]

I think they may. They do. Ten,

[Noah]

eight.

[Fran]

Oh, thank God. All right, we're already past halfway. There's only three more for you to watch. Yeah, I gotta catch up.

[Noah]

Do you see? The finale is gonna be the longest episode in HBO history.

[Fran]

Euphoria.

[Noah]

Yeah.

[Fran]

How long is it?

[Noah]

2 hours and 33 minutes, which I'm like, that's the longest.

[Fran]

That's the longest ever. More than any of the Game of Thrones episodes.

[Noah]

I would have. Yeah.

[Rhianne]

But I feel like there was some long Game of Thrones. They were like movies in the mix there.

[Noah]

Yeah. The finale is expected to be a long form movie like episode.

[Rhianne]

Oh, well, that'll wrap it up.

[Fran]

Yeah, that'll. Yeah, I'm sure that'll really tie everything

[Rhianne]

in a nice, really beautifully. All right, that wraps up the weekly watch port. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys so very much and we'll talk to you on Wednesday.

[Noah]

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[Rhianne]

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[Rhianne]

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[Noah]

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[Rhianne]

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[Fran]

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[Rhianne]

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[Noah]

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[Fran]

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