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Fran
What's up everyone?
Rhianne
It's Chicks in the Office with Rhianne Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Happy Monday everybody. How are we doing today?
Fran
Great.
Rhianne
Same.
Fran
I'm just,
Rhianne
Ah, I'm just sparkling a bit different today. Yeah, but please go ahead.
Fran
Whatever I'm gonna say is really irrelevant.
Rhianne
No, no, continue. How was your weekend? Noah, how was your weekend? Come on, let's talk about you guys first.
Fran
My weekend was fantastic. I had a great weekend at home. I went on an absolute like, organizing purge bender. This was the best weekend to do it. Spring cleaning, change over my closet, the whole thing. Like, I started it maybe noon on Friday and finished at like 6pm on Saturday.
Rhianne
That's the best feeling though. Like you just go hard for a day or two and then, oh, then you're ready for this.
Fran
For the summer Friday night I had, I had some friends that were out and like, they were like, oh, come meet. Like, are you done? I was like, no, it was 11pm Like I was still. I was like, I hadn't showered. I was like, you know. Cause you know when you just get in the mode and you just start going. And then like every time you open a drawer it's like, well, now I gotta reorganize this entire drawer.
Rhianne
And you also like, accumulate dirt on yourself. Like, you only feel grosser and grosser. You need an everything shower.
Fran
Oh, absolutely.
Rhianne
For like an hour.
Fran
You need like a long shower afterwards. I'm like, there's dust, there's dirt. You're cleaning shit, moving things around. So I, oh my God, I was so happy. It was just like the biggest relief. You just accumulate so much stuff. And, like, there's just no other word for it besides stuff, right? And you're like, what? And all year long, all you do is move the stuff from one place to another. The stuff is on the table now. The stuff is in the cabinet. Oh, you move the cabinet to the table. Like, it's just. All. You're just shuffling stuff. And finally I was like, well, we gotta decide what to do with all this stuff. And thankfully, I think, you know, Joe had to carry a lot of bags to Goodwill, which is great. A lot of good donations and then just cleaning everything out. So it was just a very productive weekend. That's a successful weekend, like, where Saturday night, Joe and I went to dinner, ordered myself a nice martini. It was the greatest sip of my life. Like, and it was just an ice cold. I actually got a hot and dirty, which, my God, they're just one of my favorites, you know, a good hot and dirty. And I just took one sip and was like. It was like, euphoric. It was like. Oh. Like, it was like the martini was singing to me. I actually had two fantastic martinis this weekend. That one. And then Sunday, we were feeling a little crazy. We had. We had a martini brunch for Mother's Day with. With my mother in law. And I had a. It was an olive pickle combo Martini, dirty martini, real dirty, mixed olive and pickle.
Rhianne
Fantastic. That sounds amazing.
Fran
Just out of this world. And my favorite type of garnish, an olive and a gherkin.
Rhianne
Mmm.
Fran
A little bite of both. Yeah, it was really fantastic. But no, like, very productive weekend. Mother's Day was so great. Joe's mom came into the city and we had a lovely brunch, and it was a beautiful day to get to walk around and enjoy the afternoon. And. Yeah, that was kind of it. As soon as I stopped cleaning, I posted this on my story. But, you know, a little. A little tease. We have. We have a. I'm very excited for the guests we have this week. It's gonna be later this week, but we got screeners for a new show that's coming out this week. And my God, I couldn't stop. I watched the whole thing, like, just, like, couldn't tear my eyes away from it. So as soon as I got back home from brunch and I could tell the Sixers game was going the way it was going, I was like, that's it. I actually sat on the couch while Joe watched the basketball. I put my headphones in and I watched the show at my iPad very Fair.
Rhianne
Extremely fair. I went full iPad kid.
Fran
Like, I went full, like, don't. Like, don't talk to me. I'm just gonna watch this and like, I look up every two seconds and be like, ugh. Yeah. So a really lovely weekend. You know, the Sixers got swept. Whatever.
Rhianne
It's like they didn't even stand a chance at that point.
Fran
You know, it's like when your team gets swept, swept, it's just like so embarrassing that it's just like, whatever. You move on fast.
Noah
It is, but it's just.
Fran
It's so astoundingly bad.
Noah
But we were talking there. There's more embarrassment this time. I think there's more discussion going on about just Philly as a sports town.
Fran
Yeah. Which I think is extremely unfair. I think it's extremely unfair because the Sixers make Philly fans feel something differently. Like, we are so frustrated as a whole with the franchise, and it's been been like that for years and years now that it's like, yeah, no one is dying to be at game four and watch them be blown out and. And be harassed by next man in your own arena. Like, it has gotten to that. It has gone to that point. But Sixers fans hate the ownership. The front office has been terrible, and it's been going on like that for a while. It's like. But I think it's unfair to label it for the whole city because it's like the Eagles won a Super bowl two years ago and you see how the fans show up for the Eagles and the dedication and the love that we have for that team. And I. But at a certain point, you get so frustrated. I feel like that's how every. Like everybody's just done with the Sixers. It's like, well, we'll show them how much we care, by the way. Like, fuck Josh Harris. So it's just, at this point, it's okay. I felt a lot. It sucked to be there, I'm sure, because my God, those videos were not good. Of all those. Nick.
Noah
Yeah. This is a bad optics wise.
Rhianne
It's not.
Fran
And I saw people arguing this on Twitter too. It's like games at the Garden are so expensive that yes, they are full, but they are full of people who can afford that ticket. And we're in New York City and people can do that, but they're. But it's cheaper to go in Philly and it's not that far. So it opens it up for a lot of other fans in New York that probably will would never be able to Go to a game at the Garden, go in Philly. So they're going to make. They're going to do what. They're going to do, what they. What they need to do. But, yeah, and a lot of those guys are Philly guys or Philly adjacent on the Knicks.
Noah
And it felt the nova guys, you know, like.
Fran
Like just rubbing salt in the wound at that point. It's just, you already beat us, now you gotta. You gotta rub salt in the wounds.
Noah
Maxi looked like he was, like, really shaken up about it in the press conference.
Fran
Yeah, I don't blame him. I don't blame him. So. But other than that, it was a lovely. And the Flyers got swept, too. What a tough week. What a tough week. I saw. I think it was Connor Griffin posted to post a tweet that was just basically every night for the last week. You watched a Philadelphia team lose the playoff game. Then they both got swept. Some nights it was both. Both of them the same night. So moving on to other ventures.
Noah
You know what? Maybe everyone wasn't there because they were at the roast, right?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
Hey, they had to go to. They had to go to LA for.
Noah
It was in Philly.
Fran
No, it wasn't.
Noah
Yeah, it was in Philly.
Rhianne
No, it was in la.
Noah
Why did they say, like, Philly stand up?
Fran
Like, because Kevin Hart's from Philly.
Noah
But they made it seem like everyone there.
Rhianne
Why do you think they food so much for drinking on Green? Also?
Noah
Why do you think they kept.
Rhianne
No, they booed because they were in la.
Fran
They're also at the Forum and they literally said shout out Anglewood like, a million times.
Rhianne
Literally. Like, Cheryl Underwood got up there and was like, this is the Forum.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Oh, I totally miss that. The thing was, I was like, this has to be like. Because they're not getting all these people to go Philly. But then I feel like Kevin Hart kept saying, like, Philly, like, because he's from.
Fran
Like, he was just shouting out Philly.
Rhianne
He had a lot of fans there that were from Philly.
Noah
Wow. Okay. And then Meek Mill came out, and I was like, oh, this is definitely in Philly.
Rhianne
No, no, no. You think that the crowd just booed Draymond Green that much?
Noah
I mean, but who likes Draymond Green?
Fran
Like, yeah, but it was every time
Rhianne
his name was mentioned.
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
Hey, I just think they brought up the forum at least 10 to 15.
Rhianne
They did say it was a big thing, that it was at the Forum.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Like, it was like, really?
Noah
I'm cutting this.
Rhianne
No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
Noah
And, like, we should just end the intro. You don't have anything, right?
Fran
Yeah, yeah. We'll just move into the. Into the. In the topics because you had a pretty boring week.
Noah
Yeah, she had a crazy dream that she told me.
Rhianne
Oh, jealousy is a really bad look on you, Noah. It really is. Okay, so I'll get into my weekend. Yep. So Matt went away for work, and Friday night we had planned to go out to dinner. My sister Kelly Keegs and Fran. And we had this plan for, like, just maybe a week or so. Like, really not that long. But I got a reservation at this place that is a highly coveted reservation in New York City. And it's one of those things, like, you get really excited if you can get a reservation here. So we got a reservation at this place, and it was a late reservation, like 9:45. And I had told Fran that. That the reservation was going to be late. She was like, she opted out.
Fran
I just didn't have it in me.
Rhianne
She didn't have it in her.
Fran
You know what?
Rhianne
A couple days before.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
I was like, you got to tell me if you're going to skip out on this. And she was like, you know what? I am. Like, I'm not going to go.
Fran
I was. It was just full honesty. When I like. Unfortunately, it was when you. When I heard 9:45 reservation, I just. I just don't think I can make this. Yeah.
Rhianne
She was like, I can make it. I'm not going to make that. Now that opens up one spot. And. And this place is very, very, very hard to get into. So I knew we had one spot. Also, this place doesn't do reservations for more than four people. So it's like, all right, well, I got one spot to give. And knowing that we have a weekend coming up in Miami with Noah, where we have. Basically, our life revolves around going to dinner. We love going to dinner. We love going to dinner and drinks. It's like the highlight of what we like to do. And I know that we have a good dinner coming up on Saturday with Noah. Yeah. So, yeah, being a generous friend, I threw out the invitation to Tommy Smokes because he had shown much interest in wanting to go to this place. Other friends from Long island didn't want to travel that late. 9:45, whatever. So Tommy lives in the city. I'm like, okay, Tommy, do you want to come in a group chat with Noah? Because I didn't want Noah to think that I was hiding a dinner from him. I wanted to be straight up.
Noah
Oh, it didn't I did not feel like you were hiding from him.
Rhianne
Good. I didn't want to, like, lie.
Fran
So you asked Tommy. Asked Tommy.
Noah
Tommy, you want to go to the Friday night?
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
And I said, and like an hour,
Noah
an hour before that. I hear you.
Fran
I didn't even realize.
Rhianne
No. Yes.
Fran
Because you texted.
Rhianne
No, no, no, no.
Fran
I thought you texted Tommy and invited him. And then the group chat was like, by the way, Tommy's coming to dinner.
Rhianne
I asked Tommy because I said to
Noah
him, and by the way, this is one of the sister in the studio. Rhea says to Fran, in my mind, I'm like, she's asking everyone.
Rhianne
So I asked and I said, I'm asking in front of Noah. I'm asking in front of Noah because I don't want to hide this from him. I want to be up front that I'm asking Tommy and not Noah. But then I asked, sorry, it's just extra funny. But it was honest. I was like, would you rather me hide this from you, Noah?
Noah
No.
Fran
I know. You could have, like, individually invited Tommy and then like, no, Tommy's coming to dinner. Yeah, but that.
Rhianne
I just felt like, I'm going to be so honest.
Noah
I literally was like, oh, I guess I'll go fuck myself. Everyone in this group, Marty can't be there. Kelly's going, Tommy's going.
Rhianne
Then I asked to add a spot for Noah and they said no.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
So what was I supposed to do? They said no. So I'm like, this is how it's going to be, Noah. We got dinner next Saturday. Like, bro, don't worry, we're going to hang out.
Noah
At least they, like, made a different group and didn't, like, text in that group nonstop about it the entire week.
Fran
No, no, they.
Noah
Just kidding. They did that.
Rhianne
Yeah. Okay, so let me continue of what
Noah
happened leading up to it during it.
Rhianne
Because then it just became a very funny bit that, like, Noah, they literally said, no, you cannot add a fifth person. Trust me, guys, don't feel bad for Noah. He has gotten multiple reservations through Maria and is going to a good dinner on Saturday. So let's not feel bad for him. They will still feel bad for him. Even though I have put my neck out for this guy in ways people don't even know. I'm, like, banned from places because of Noah.
Noah
But anyway, you're about to be banned from this place because of Tommy.
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Fran
the craziest night of our lives. Girls night. Like girl.
Rhianne
Oh, girls night. The whole night. We're doing this the whole night.
Fran
Clapgate.
Rhianne
We're describing us as Sex and City.
Fran
Tommylicious.
Rhianne
And Tommy is so Carrie.
Fran
Yeah, yeah.
Rhianne
Tommy is Carrie, Kelly is Samantha. We are describing the whole scene. And so we get drinks before and we're joking about like, oh, who are we gonna see tonight? And completely as a joke because backstory, this has been going on for years that we have an ongoing joke where Noah will be somewhere where we're not and he will send that he ran into some crazy celebrity. Sometimes it's real.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Most of the time it is not.
Fran
For example, like when we, when we did a show in Kansas City, they went out after without us. Because a lot of the times what happens is like it's Noah and perhaps Sarah. Couple of the others of the team going to grab a drink or something. Like, after show. Re and I are like, we're wiped. Like, we're going back. So Noah likes to text us and be like, holy shit, Travis Kelce just walked into the. Into the bar and we're like, ha. Like, what you got us? And most of the time, he is.
Noah
Recently, I'll pick, like, more like lesser known to try to make it, like, very obscure. Recently where you actually had to ask me the next day, like, was that real? I forget who it was.
Rhianne
You've been getting a little bit more obscure. And I'm like, wait, this one could be real. And so, yeah, recently, like, it's been happening where we have ran it. Like, Fran and I were sitting next to Pedro Martinez at dinner, which is like the perfect.
Noah
I don't even know who that is. Oh, the pitch. Oh, I was like, I thought you were.
Rhianne
No, Pedro Martinez, which is such a random name to throw out there that you're like, is that real? Yeah. Or could that be fake?
Fran
Yeah, so.
Rhianne
Oh, my God.
Fran
We'll get.
Rhianne
We'll tell that story after. Now, this is just a name dropping episode. So joking around at drinks, I'm like, what if tonight's the night? We run into this said person. I won't say the name till the end. And we're like, oh, it's totally gonna be the night.
Noah
Wait, do you wanna. I won't say the person, but the backstory of this person. Person that will be named later. Is that, like, because we always go out and to this one place where he allegedly goes. And like, for years, we're like, tonight's gotta be the night. We're like, this specific person.
Rhianne
Yes, this specific person every time. Because we had told. Been told the first time we ever went to this club, that he goes there all the time. And we were like, tonight's tonight.
Fran
We see Red's ongoing joke is like, hey, if we go, maybe this is the time we see him.
Noah
Even when it's just me and Tommy were like, whatever. We will be like, we're gonna see him tonight.
Rhianne
Like, it's just. We say it every night before we go out. So obviously that joke gets thrown out there this year. So we show up to the restaurant immediately. Sam Rockwell walks by. So we're like, okay. We look at each other. We're like, this is the name that Noah will not believe because it's so obscure. Sam Rockwell.
Fran
This is a great one, but niche. But Noah will freak out about this.
Rhianne
He will freak out, but he also won't believe us because it's so, like, obscure. But it's. But we did. So we see Sam Rockwell. Fantastic. And we're like, oh, my God, Sam Rockwell. Like, that's insane. Like, we're all jazzed up. Like, we're going back and forth. We're like, sam Rockwell. He's like, dirty hot. You know, like, we're just. You know, like, we're jazzed up about Sam Rockwell. We sit down. We then see Gaz, who if you know barstool, then you know Gaz.
Fran
Yeah. And you scab, you're on a. You're on a streak.
Rhianne
I've seen Gaz now too many times.
Fran
It's like every time Ria goes out to a nice restaurant, Gaz is there. Which also just shows that Gaz spends. It's like Gaz at every nice restaurant.
Rhianne
All the time.
Fran
All the time.
Rhianne
So we see Gaz, and immediately it's a joke where Tommy's like, oh, my God, turn around. You won't fucking believe who it is. I turn around, it's Gaz. So funny joke. Okay, whatever. Vibes are high. Gaz sends a shot over the table. We send one back. The drinks are flowing. The girls are girling. Like, just gossip central. Like, we are being, by the way, loud. And we are, like, guffawing at Tommy as if he's Charlie and we're Charlie's angels. We're like, like, everything he said, it looked ridiculous. Like, we stopped each other at some point. We were like, guys, we have to stop laughing so hard. Like, this looks. We're giving Tommy too much credit. Ridiculous.
Fran
It's kind of giving, like, sister wives.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
Like, this is insane.
Rhianne
And we're sending videos to the. To Marty and Noah and, you know, just making them super jealous. Whatever. So we're about hour and a half into dinner. We're moving on to dessert. Somebody walks by the table. Adrien Brody. Okay? Now we're like, whoa. Oscar winner Adrien Brody.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
This is insane.
Fran
Current Broadway star.
Rhianne
He's currently on Broadway. Yes. He walks past the table. Now I do something I never do.
Noah
Sam Rockwell is also an Oscar winner.
Rhianne
I had to check that. Yes, yes. We have to know. This was a Oscar winning night.
Fran
Seriously.
Rhianne
Adrien Brody walks by. He goes down to the bathroom. Something comes over me. I go, well, I got it.
Fran
Well, suddenly I need to pee.
Rhianne
Suddenly I need to pee. Yeah.
Noah
So I get, hey, who did I do this. I've done this before. And then felt really weird after. I do, oh, I did it with Jacob Elordi.
Rhianne
So I felt extremely weird as soon as I got out of my seat. I did have to pee, but at the same time, I could have waited and then.
Fran
Different vibe when it's a guy doing it.
Noah
Also different vibe when I was actually at the stall next to him.
Rhianne
You stood next to him. You know, like, I couldn't be in the stall.
Fran
Guys go into the bathroom. It's also, like, there's urinals. Like, they all stand next to stand. It's a different vibe.
Rhianne
We weren't gonna go into the same bathroom. I just thought I was passing in the hallway.
Fran
Exactly.
Rhianne
So I get back to my seat, and we're just like, now we are. We are really jazzed up that it's like, oh, my God. Adrian Brody. Oh, God. And so the restaurant is clearing out. They are closing up shop. The hostesses are gone. You know, you could tell that they're kind of like, all right, pay your check. It was late. It was late. It was. I didn't even realize. 9:45 reservation? Yeah, no, we had a 9:45. I was realizing, oh, wow, it's really late, and I'm, like, pretty drunk at this point. So we're looking around like, all right, let's pay, but let's go out. I brought my Italian cigarettes with me, and I said, let's go outside. Let's have a cigarette. Maybe Adrien Brody will see us and ask to bum a cigarette off us. Like, this is the thought process that we now have.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Totally irrational. But we're drunk, so it makes some minute.
Fran
Makes the tense sense.
Rhianne
It makes total sense. So we go, we stand outside. Right outside the restaurant. We have a cigarette. Okay. Still nothing. Then we see the group, like, getting up to leave, and we're like, okay, let's stick around for a second. Still no Adrien Brody. All right, pump my cigarette out. I'm like, let's go. I'm gonna call the Uber. And Kelly's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. No, no, no. He's coming out. He's coming out. So I grab another one. I'm like, I can't be standing here unlit. Like, I have to be doing something. So light another one. My back is to the restaurant door. Kelly is facing the door. All of a sudden, Kelly goes, oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God.
Fran
Maria.
Rhianne
Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. Look to your right. Look to your right. Holy fucking shit. And now I'm like, is this gonna be another joke?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
I have chills. Look to my right. Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend. I'm not kidding. I have chills retelling this story. We look, there he is right next to us, Leo and his girlfriend getting into their car. I see every. I see him.
Noah
Is he masked up?
Rhianne
No, no. But he had stache going. Black hat.
Fran
Which hat on.
Rhianne
Let me tell you this. I have been notably on this podcast being like, everyone knows it's you, Leo. Forget the black. No, the black hat works because for a second, I only saw his girlfriend, who I thought was Karlie Kloss. And it took me another second to then look a little bit more and. And see him. It works. The black hat works. I see this and I see him get into his car. All of this. I see him go into his car.
Fran
Yep.
Rhianne
And then.
Fran
And then the cherry on enactment of
Rhianne
walking into the seats. The cherry on top. I hear his voice. Ooh. Get into the car.
Fran
Hearing the voices. No, no.
Rhianne
Here's the thing. As days go on, the memory fades, and that's what's killing me. But we heard his voice, like the. Hi. Thank you so much. Like, getting into the car. And I was like, holy. That's when it hits you. When you hear his voice. Holy fuck.
Fran
It all registers.
Rhianne
Holy fucking shit. Leonardo DiCaprio. Like, we saw him and his girlfriend. He's from me to you.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Like, ah. Like, I'm literally. Now we're freaking out, okay? My sister, when she was younger, like, Leonardo DiCaprio is her number one. My sister, when she was younger, used to write letters to Leonardo DiCaprio, and my parents would write letters back pretending to be him.
Fran
It's literally this plot of New Girl.
Rhianne
My sister starts sobbing, like, full blown sobbing, standing there because she cannot believe we're even in his presence. I mean, none of us can. So we're all collectively. He gets in the car, we're all, like, collectively freaking out. Somebody walks out of the restaurant, grabs Tommy and goes, sir, I'm gonna need you to delete that. I'm like, what? I kept my head down. I'm like, what just happened? And Tommy's like, pretty cool though, right? And he shows him. He's like, I'll delete it. Whatever. Tommy took a picture of his car, which. Not even of him, just of his car.
Fran
Well, he wasn't fast enough. Clearly. He was trying to get him.
Rhianne
He was trying to get him and he got his car. And now we're being yelled at, which, by the way, earlier in the night, Kelly was taking a selfie and got yelled at to not take pictures, which I had been there twice before, and that's never been a thing. But now I'm realizing when high profile celebrities are in there, they tell people no pictures, which is why I don't
Fran
think they would hold it against you, because it's not like. Like, that picture probably could have been allowed on another on another night. You didn't know.
Rhianne
We didn't know they were.
Fran
Leo was sitting at that fucking table.
Rhianne
We only saw one side of Adrien Brody's table. So the fact that he was on the other side, it's just the whole time, like, I'm a loud laugher. Like, Leo must have heard my laugh at some point during the night. It travels, and it's not that big of a restaurant. Okay.
Fran
So the thought of them, like, small, talking about the loud.
Rhianne
Like, who's that obnoxious laugh?
Fran
My God, those ladies have. My God, those ladies are laughing loud.
Rhianne
Who allowed those laughs in this place? So Tommy gets yelled at, and now we're. It's just immediate. Like, we're really excited. But now, Tommy, you just got us fucking banned from this place. Like, everything was exciting until that moment that Tommy gets yelled at for taking that picture.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
And now we have.
Fran
You're fine.
Rhianne
I hope so. But now we have to live with the fact that we're looking at each other like no one's gonna believe us.
Fran
That is unfortunate. That was the spot.
Rhianne
This is the boy who cried wolf. No one is going to believe that we just saw Leonardo DiCaprio.
Fran
Here's the thing, too. And it's not a knock on Tommy, but a little bit of a knock on Tommy. That. Because you were with Tommy, it made me think even more. It was a joke. Because the very brief story is last summer in the Hamptons, Tommy made up a very elaborate story about someone being in the restaurant in the Hamptons and. And kept it going all night until the end of the night when he was like, by the way, he was never there.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
And we were like, what? Like, so in my mind, I was like, ooh. But Tommy is there. So is this an elaborate Tommy prank? Because we went through the whole thing.
Noah
It actually is elaborate because Rhea just told a whole story on the podcast that isn't true.
Rhianne
No, I'm not doing this. Jealousy is a really, really ugly look on you.
Fran
It's really ugly.
Rhianne
Let me tell you.
Fran
We're all looking at you FaceTime me immediately. And I was like, are you pranking me?
Rhianne
And you're like, I FaceTime, Fran. I was like, you have to look at my face right now.
Fran
To be honest, when your sister. There was a.
Rhianne
Was it my sister crying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was the. Was the proof?
Fran
Because I could just hear Nicole in the background going, oh, no, Fran, no friend. Yeah, it was.
Rhianne
And we just knew Noah wouldn't want to leave us.
Noah
Kelly said the first thought she had when she saw him was, noah's not gonna believe this.
Rhianne
Kelly goes, I didn't even think, holy shit, we're seeing Leonardo DiCaprio. I'm thinking, holy shit, Noah's never gonna believe us. Like, that was our thought the whole time. So here we are having this experience together, and we're like, well, first of all, Matt was never gonna be able to come. He was always gonna be gone this weekend. He was never gonna be able to be there. Number two, Fran opted out of this reservation. That is tough to opt out and miss three Oscar winners. And then third, Noah just not even invited.
Fran
Noah just not invited.
Rhianne
I'm like, oh, my God. We couldn't be more of an announcer
Noah
out of all the people. You know, I'm probably, like, at the top of the list of, like, I love a good celebrity sighting.
Rhianne
Nobody loves a celebrity sighting more than Noah.
Noah
And I will to tap myself on the back. Like, pat myself on the back. Like, I feel like I play it cool. You do pull up the Wiz Khalifa footage. Like, I play pretty cool. I don't ask for. I would never take a picture of a celebrity walking around.
Rhianne
Right.
Fran
You wouldn't have done what Tommy did.
Rhianne
And we were so mad at Tommy. We were like, you don't take Pictures of Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, you take pictures of Dylan Efron. You do not do it to Leonardo DiCaprio.
Noah
It's like when you're fouling in the NBA, if you're gonna do it, do it, then
Rhianne
go for it.
Fran
You're going to try and get a picture. At least get him in the picture.
Rhianne
Yeah, at least get him. Not his car.
Noah
The door. The door was shut.
Rhianne
Like, how long did he wait shut?
Fran
Getting yelled at for a picture that you didn't even end up getting him in the picture.
Rhianne
And it's just the door is fully shut and everything. We were like, that was a waste of getting yelled at. Yeah, a complete waste of getting yelled at.
Fran
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Rhianne
I'm not going to lie. We left. Well, first of all, we all had to like take a walk around the block. Cuz we just were so puzzled about what just happened. It sobered me up real fast. Like nothing will sober you up quicker than seeing Leo in person. It's like, holy shit.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
My sister and I left. We didn't speak the rest of the night. Like we genuinely couldn't talk about.
Fran
Just had to sit with it.
Rhianne
What happened? We just had to sit with it. And we didn't talk about it until the next morning because it felt like a weight was on our shoulders. Like we have this story that no one's ever going to believe. Like no one's ever going to believe this. And that's almost worse.
Fran
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rhianne
You know, yeah. So it was quite insane. Just an Oscar worthy dinner.
Noah
And also the funniest thing in the group was that Marty was like pretending to be like happy for them. He's like. Cause I was like, one, I don't believe this. And two, like, I'm not gonna be here. Like, oh, I'm so happy for you. Marty was like, wow, that's awesome guys. And I'm like, stop, stop this facade.
Fran
I said that too.
Rhianne
Also was so funny because Marty in our group chat was like, and Rhea's not even answering my texts. And Tommy goes, don't be so desperate, honey, it's girls night. But it was so funny when he got home on Saturday. I was like, you know, you don't have to keep pretending that you're happy for me because I would be so jealous and pissed. He's like, here's the thing. I never Had a shot at being there. I was always gonna be gone. So I've accepted it. He's like, if I'm Fran and Noah, though, I'm not happy at all.
Fran
I gotta say. I know it's not gonna sound believable, but I also was just so not gonna be at this dinner that I.
Rhianne
You were gonna come.
Fran
I know, but at a certain point, I was genuinely happy for you guys too. I was like, oh, my God, that's so exciting. But I just wasn't like. Like, I want to say I'm the
Noah
only one who should be.
Fran
No, no.
Rhianne
I would be so mad. Like, I do.
Fran
I also absolutely love a celebrity sighting. Like, I do the celebrity sighting. And he really is the one.
Rhianne
It's Leo.
Fran
But I was just like, I feel like you guys have such an ongoing joke about him that I'm not like, 100% in that I was like, you know what? This is the world is. This is very well deserved for their. For their group.
Noah
This is all going to even out and I'm going to, like, run into Harry Styles.
Fran
Yeah, right. It's just going to happen every. Everybody has their moment.
Noah
Timothy. I'm going to run to Timothy. Harry. Justin Bieber, one of those guys.
Rhianne
Here's the thing. Now that we saw Leo once, we will see him again.
Noah
By the way, this nice dinner circle.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
I feel like he's in my aura now. What?
Noah
We're not going to see any celebrities. Like, we're going to a nice restaurant this week in Miami. I'm. I'm sure that we're not going to see. I'm going to be, like, on the lookout.
Rhianne
Yeah. We're going to see Drake releasing an album. He's going to be celebrating in Miami.
Fran
I have a question for you guys.
Rhianne
Yes.
Fran
Well, we mentioned Leo's black hat.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
Do we think that he has a closet of like 50 black hats or does he wear the same black hat all the time?
Rhianne
He has multiple because he has the LA one that he was wearing this past weekend, but then he has just plain black ones.
Fran
Right. But, like, do you think he has, like.
Noah
He definitely swaps it out.
Fran
You think he just has 10 of, like, the exact same black hat?
Rhianne
I think he has multiple.
Fran
Not has to.
Rhianne
Right. Yeah.
Noah
It's like the Batman suit. Like, in this closet, by the way.
Fran
Just open up the closet. There's just a billion of the same hats. Yeah.
Rhianne
I just couldn't believe I saw. He's like Trent. I couldn't believe I saw his uniform in person.
Noah
Like, by the way, like, he's looking good these days. Like, I saw him at the latest game.
Rhianne
Like, he is looking probably the best
Fran
I'm trying will ever be compared to Leonard.
Rhianne
That's the crazy part, is like, he's looking damn good.
Fran
He is looking good.
Rhianne
Sorry, I have chills again. Like, I am trying to be as
Fran
least tall as his girlfriend. She seems very.
Rhianne
Extremely tall. Yeah, I thought so. When originally. When Kelly.
Fran
Enough. She does kind of look like Karlie Kloss.
Rhianne
So when Kelly was freaking out originally, I was like, oh, my God, that's Karlie Kloss.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
And then all I had to do was just look a little bit further.
Fran
That ain't Jared. Oh, my God.
Rhianne
No. That's fucking Leonardo DiCaprio. Listen, I'm trying not to be obnoxious about it, but I almost came in
Noah
with sunglasses to the club that we go to to see if he. No, I was like, he'd be on the way.
Rhianne
No, no, no. I knew. I knew from the vibes they weren't going to the club. His girlfriend looked extremely classy, dressed up like they had just gone to see Adrien Brody on Broadway. That's the vibe I got that they just.
Fran
Let's also be real.
Rhianne
Yeah, yeah.
Fran
I'm.
Rhianne
I'm like 98% sure they were all together.
Noah
Like, Sam, too.
Rhianne
No, not Sam, but I think Adrien. Maybe Sam, but. But Adrian and Leo were definitely together. Because maybe Leo went to go see
Fran
his show that night.
Rhianne
Yeah. Because two weeks ago, there's an article, Leo and Adrian backstage at a show.
Noah
Like, you don't gotta worry about talking a lot. Cause I'm sure Adrien Brody was talking a lot over there, too.
Fran
That's just an. That's just an Adrien Brody speech joke. Let me tell you.
Rhianne
Adrien Brody, he looked like he had good vibes. Like he was walking out of the restaurant hugging everyone he was with. He seemed jazzed up, like good spirits. In it, Kelly goes, if the wind blew the right way, I think we would have a conversation with him.
Fran
Right, right. He seems like. I feel like they're getting great reviews on there. He's into the play that. It's the Kim Kardashian play.
Noah
Yeah, it's Kim Kardashian.
Fran
Kim Kardashian's like a producer.
Rhianne
The something of 13.
Fran
Yeah, right. But in its fear of 13.
Rhianne
Yes, the fear of 13.
Fran
And yeah, it's him and Tessa Thompson. Yes, it's a great. A great show. I did. Yeah. I saw Kim and Lewis Hamilton going back again. I think it would make sense why
Rhianne
they had a late night reservation because
Fran
Kim and Lewis Hamilton were also at the table.
Rhianne
No, we would have seen them because we saw Kim's.
Noah
Who would be more. Leo's. More stunning than if you saw Kim.
Rhianne
Oh, Leo.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Yeah, we've seen Kim.
Fran
Yeah. And Kim is gorgeous.
Rhianne
Kim is gorgeous. But I mean, like, in. In shockingness is seeing Leo.
Fran
Well, he's very elusive. He is very elusive. And you know, I. There's also, by the way, there's. I feel you would see him at a restaurant and you probably wouldn't see him at the club. I can't imagine. He's got, like, with his girlfriend.
Rhianne
He's going, that's a nice single.
Fran
Leo's going to the club.
Rhianne
Yeah, they. They didn't give going to the club vibes. To me, they seem like a work.
Noah
That's kind of what we always want to see. Tommy and I would joke about. It's like, because if you see Leo at the club, like, that's him in his element, you know?
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Like that's him at work.
Fran
Yeah. He's got to be. He's got to be. I think he's got to be single Leo for him to.
Rhianne
I'm. I'm honestly sweating telling the story again. Like it's.
Noah
Who's your next one now?
Rhianne
Timothee Chalamet and Harry Styles.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Timothy and Kylie together would be.
Rhianne
Yeah, I'm. I'm banking on seeing Timmy and Kylie together.
Fran
Now that I look at her, I really do.
Rhianne
She looks like Kylie Claus.
Fran
I see the comparison for sure.
Rhianne
So I thought that's why Kelly. Victoria is a beautiful name.
Fran
The. The double. The, you know, so Italian.
Rhianne
I thought that that's why Kelly was freaking out originally because that would be a huge one for Kelly to see Karlie Kloss. But wow. I mean, just, Just a stunning.
Noah
What would Kelly have done if it was Taylor Swift? If she reacted like that?
Rhianne
Well, then I start. When I saw it was Karlie Kloss,
Fran
I was like, yeah. Sometimes though, when it. The bigger the person is, the more you just like, freeze.
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
You know, I'm saying, like, I don't. I don't ever think if that was Taylor Swift walking out that Kelly Keegs would like sprint at her and be tackled by security.
Rhianne
No, no, no, no.
Fran
I think you just kind of. I think a lot of times you freeze. You just. You just freeze and you just stare. You freeze and stare.
Rhianne
That's exactly what happened. That's.
Fran
It's a freeze and stare situation.
Rhianne
Right. That's exactly what happened. And I just. I'll never forget hearing his voice in person. But the memories are fading. And that is.
Noah
You know what this is? It's like that scene in.
Fran
You should write it down. Write down every detail so you can remember.
Rhianne
It's pretty remembered. But it's just like as the days go on, you know, it's isn't that.
Noah
It's that scene in Mean Girls where they're like, what did he ask you? He asked me what time it was or something. And you're like, I heard him.
Rhianne
He said, thank you so much.
Fran
He did.
Rhianne
He was like, hi, thank you so much. Getting into his car. So polite. Very polite. Very, very polite and looking fantastic. And his girlfriend was gorgeous. And wow. It was a star studded evening. It really was.
Fran
No, no. Leslie Bibb with Sam Rockwell.
Rhianne
We didn't see Leslie Bibb. I asked the same thing. I was like, where's Leslie Bibb? As if anybody would have.
Noah
I feel like if I saw Sam Rockwell at a table, I would just think to that scene in White Lotus,
Rhianne
I will say there was someone who passed us. Right after Sam Rockwell walked out. Someone passed us and was like, oh my God. Hey, guys, like, big fan. And then the whole. After all that, I was like, little did this person know, like, right. Who else you needed that in front of, Leah?
Fran
It's not the magic of New York City. You never know who's inside a place.
Rhianne
You don't. And we just couldn't believe that we were dining at the same exact time as him until we walked out. Like, it's.
Fran
And that's also the advantage of the late reservation, despite it being late. But that's when they, that's when they stars come out. Because they don't, you know, they. They want to.
Rhianne
Not at prime times. Yeah.
Noah
Remember when we were in Teresi and the fire alarm went out and we all had to come out. Imagine if that happened. You guys are just all in the street, like, what's going on?
Rhianne
Leo's running down the block in the other direction.
Fran
Let me tell you, he's. They're. They're letting Leo stay in the, in the restaurant.
Rhianne
Well, here's the thing. At this point, I risked telling the story on the podcast of like getting banned from this place and never being allowed back. But I did it for the story. I feel like this is story. Have to share this one in.
Fran
And I just.
Noah
Fan fiction.
Fran
I don't think you would ever be. I don't think you'd ever be banned. And. And next time you Go like, just
Rhianne
like, put the rest. Well, first of all. And also, like, Tommy's not allowed back.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Because also I told Noah the next time we go, he's number one on the list.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Because of this whole fiasco and Tommy
Fran
losses, he lost his standing rights.
Noah
Talk about, like, blowing it.
Rhianne
Yeah. He was personality on point the whole night until the end.
Fran
Talk about blowing it. That's. Yeah.
Rhianne
For real.
Fran
Yeah. Yeah.
Noah
All you gotta do there is just
Rhianne
stand still and just take it and take it in. It's all about taking in the moment.
Fran
Yep.
Noah
That's right. Yeah. Like when we went to the Marty supreme thing, it's like, did I want to take a picture with Tyler, the creator? Yeah.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
But you play it cool.
Rhianne
And you know what? It's a lesson learned for me as well that you will always be the coolest.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
And you should win the spot. But anyways. Yeah, that was. That was really exciting. That kind of took up the whole weekend because how could we talk about
Noah
how to possibly do anything outside of that story? That was my fifth time hearing the story. Now they've told it every day since it's happened multiple times. And they're just reminiscing in this group chat. I'm in.
Fran
I said that.
Rhianne
So in the summer, we're all getting a house together. Fran, you, all of us. I said, me, Tommy and Kelly are going to be inseparable this whole. That whole weekend. Like just having this special bond. So we're going to have to see somebody before then to one up it maybe in Miami. Who knows?
Fran
Yeah. But no, me and you. Yeah, we'll go out. Me and you will take the. We'll take the night. Yeah.
Rhianne
You guys are going to 11 Saturday.
Fran
Yeah. Yeah, we'll go out. We'll get crazy, and who knows who. We'll see.
Rhianne
Who knows? Who knows?
Fran
That's what I'm saying. Like, imagine, though, is just. It just is going to continue to get worse because, yes, this was real, but the next one is like, who's going to.
Rhianne
It's going to seem so fake. It's going to seem so fudgeing fake.
Fran
Well, if it's especially coming.
Rhianne
If it's coming from. I will picture like he will.
Fran
Yeah. Yeah.
Noah
If you weren't at this dinner, you wouldn't believe me. I don't think, like, if I was the one. If the roles were flipped, you wouldn't believe me.
Rhianne
Carried on to this day, I would believe you.
Noah
Like, like if I kept it going.
Rhianne
If you come in on Monday being like dead serious, like at some point, I'd have to believe you.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
You know?
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
But you're like, wow, you're really letting this go for a long time.
Rhianne
Right. I could. Couldn't possibly keep this up for this long, but it was. It was really quite something. And then besides that chill weekend, we had spent, you know, quite some time with our family in Italy. And so we spent a lot of time with our moms. So we celebrated Mother's Day while we were in Italy. And. And we went home to Long island on Thursday. So we saw my mom again on Thursday. And then Matt and I just had a pretty chill day on Sunday. And I made the homemade tomato sauce that they taught us to make in Italy. I took my own whack at it at home and it was quite delicious. And I'm gonna have to. Can't go back now. Can't go back.
Fran
Gotta go fresh, Gotta go fresh.
Rhianne
Tomatoes never went jarred, but we do the canned tomatoes.
Fran
Oh, no, the cans are. Yeah. But the salmon z.
Rhianne
Now fully fresh tomatoes and whoo. It's delicious. So yum.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Successful weekend all around. Big week this week. We will be in Charleston and Miami. We cannot wait with Rum haven. Thursday night, 5:30 to 7:30, we will be at Saltwater Cowboys in Charleston.
Fran
Hell yeah.
Rhianne
Come hang out. Great start to the weekend. I'm sure you got bachelorette parties that start on Thursday night. Come hang out with us post work. Maybe come hang out. And then Miami on Saturday will be from 4 to 6. So a little happy hour slot at the Kimpton Hotel in Miami. Yes. So we will be there and we can't wait to see you guys, hang out. It's going to be a nice little week. It is. And we can't wait to hang out with you guys.
Fran
We're very excited. Two of our favorite places.
Rhianne
It really is.
Fran
It really is.
Rhianne
We can't compete. We were talking about it last night. We were like, it seems like we picked.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Two of the nicest places to go.
Fran
Let me tell you. We know what we're doing.
Rhianne
Okay. Yeah.
Fran
We were like, this is going to be pretty nice going to. We're going to really enjoy ourselves.
Rhianne
Yes, we will. So can't wait to hang out with you guys. So please come hang out. We'll drink some drinks, have a fun night. Good vibes. Maybe Leo will show up.
Noah
I was going to say, any celebs in the area in Miami, please come find us.
Rhianne
Please come find Noah so he has a story to tell next Monday. All right, let's get into today's episode. Big Bravo news hit Friday night.
Fran
Sure did.
Rhianne
Allegedly Jen Fessler and West have slept together. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. We don't want to get. I don't want to get sued by Jen's husband. Thrown out there by Ciara on threads. Speaking of Ciara, Ciara and Teffy will be hosting Love Island's after sun for this upcoming season. Taylor, Frankie, Paul, Michaela, going at it online. No shock there. Happy, beautiful Mother's Day celebration. And we have the weekly Watch report. So let's get into it. Before we get into all the topics, the drama, everything that we need to talk about, we need to talk about the thing that is keeping everyone's lives organized right now, and that is Microsoft 365 copilot what if you could add an AI assistant to your work without ever leaving your workflow? Built into Microsoft Word, Excel and Outlook, Copilot works where you work, helping you do more in the apps that you already use. In Word, Copilot helps turn scatter notes into a first draft. In Excel, it generates insights from your data. And in Outlook, it cuts through the noise to get you up to speed way faster. The apps, you know go further with Copilot, so learn more@m365copilot.com work
Fran
Friday night,
Rhianne
Bravo News hit page six was interviewing Jen Fessler on a carpet and she was asked how she feels about the, you know, Ciara Amanda west situation. Jen hits it with a oh, Wes doesn't mean it. He's a golden. He's a little puppy golden retriever. There's like nothing worse than like people who make a 30 something year old grown man seem like a child. He's just a little baby.
Fran
He's so harmless.
Rhianne
He's harmless. Okay.
Fran
Meanwhile, Margaret called him Teemu Beds and boots.
Rhianne
So Jen, if only she wouldn't have stuck up for Wes in that moment.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Would this have not come out?
Fran
Yep.
Rhianne
But Ciara responds back and says, lol, that's because they slept together too. So this sets this sets the Internet up in flames. Someone responds back saying like, isn't she married? Da da da. Sarah's like, yeah, that's what I thought. So instantly everyone's like, oh my God, did Jen fester and Wesley together? Because throwback to April, when Jen posted a happy anniversary poster, her husband 27 years, she said, and if you slept with Amanda West, I would stay with you.
Fran
Yeah. So literally the caption.
Rhianne
Yeah, that is actually the caption to her post. So everyone's like, this is really fudgeing weird. West Immediately posts on his story. News to me at Jen Fessler. Jen starts, like, doing this whole thing where she's like, oh, you. You guys, I'm honored that you think the same person that slept with Sierra would sleep with me. Da da, da, da da. That was like her first response. Then the next day has a response on her Instagram story where she's basically threatening legal action against Ciara, saying that this is defamation. This is the definition of libel. Um, it's not true. Da da da, da da. Although she's flattered. Yeah, Dave's video cracked me up because he was like, this ain't flattery, honey. West would fuck a rock. So that part genuinely made me crack up. We. We have been giving, like when Dave does his. We give him the, hey, this is a big story.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
You know, hey, you should cover this.
Fran
We just feed. We just give him the facts. We give him the facts, the screenshots, the facts. It's up to him. Here's what just happened. And then, you know, his decision if it makes a video or not.
Rhianne
Up to him to decide how he's going to pronounce the names, what he's going to do with the information. Is he going to recall the information correctly?
Fran
Yeah, yeah. We don't know. Fisler, by the way, is just. It's too good at this point. At this point, I'm like, he's doing it on purpose.
Rhianne
You know, I actually don't know if he is.
Fran
I know people's. I know. It's like. That's like, oh, I don't think. I don't know if he is.
Rhianne
He's been doing this since the beginning. I know.
Fran
But now I think he, like, I think he knows that it's so good.
Rhianne
Yeah. I don't know, because every once in
Fran
a while you get like the right pronunciation, but then he goes back to the right.
Rhianne
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And there's also a lot of things I don't want to know whether he keeps his chair there or if he's running to the beach with his chair in his hand. Like, I don't want to know the behind the scenes. We just want to give him the fact we don't want to know how
Fran
the sausage is made.
Rhianne
I don't. It's like seeing how they make McDonald's. I don't want to know. Just, like, do it.
Fran
I think the chair is just locked in.
Rhianne
Yeah. But we just send him the facts and see what he does with it. And he decides what's a big story or not. We were like, this is big T though.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
So.
Fran
And he did ask us as well to do this.
Rhianne
Yes, yes.
Fran
Oh yeah.
Rhianne
He's. Yes. He wants us to tell him.
Fran
I need to like can you guys vote for tea by the seat? Yes.
Rhianne
And that's what we do. We're not just like hey yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, let's chat it up. But that's what's been going on there. But for this I have to say, you know, don't know if this is true or not, but I believe it to be true.
Fran
Yeah. I certainly fall in a camp that I really don't think Ciara would throw out this accusation without cold hard facts behind her or her being told this information by somebody she trusts because I just can't. This is so crazy. And Jen Fessler is married and you know, with, with children and it's just like tough Mother's Day. Yeah. Yeah. Her daughter posted on TikTok of them like out, out and about. But I just can't imagine that you're throwing that out there without really being behind it. And Sierra also kind of laughed and made like after, after Jen Fessler put out the sort of like this could be something that I could take you to court, whatever. Like hinting at some sort of suing Sierra situation. Like Sierra posts on her story again, just a cartwheel emoji and then like the Lisa Barlow lawyer meme. So I don't really think you're hahaha. Laughing it up afterwards without knowing you have some truth on your side.
Rhianne
Right.
Fran
Which has to be the case. And I don't think Wes or Jen Fester would ever be like, yeah, we did it.
Rhianne
Well I think, I don't think Sierra like speaks up in this way unless she knows for a fact. So I fully trust.
Fran
I agree. She doesn't really ever get in the mix like this.
Rhianne
No. She even when it came to the Amanda and West stuff, she wasn't like online posting so much about it. I think that she knows and has cold hard proof.
Fran
Yeah. So I. This is Jen's own fault and I
Rhianne
think that this has been going around for a little bit now this rumor of west and Jen there have been, you know, throwback to west and watch what happens live last year talking about sleeping with a 50 something year old woman and how it was weird. But that's what makes it plain pleasurable.
Fran
There seems to be a trail, perhaps there is a little bit of a
Rhianne
trail which west is known for I guess and now, this is my theory of why Wes got on his Instagram story immediately and wrote news to me at Jen Fessler is because when the Amanda rumors came out, he did not get on and deny it immediately. And I think he learned from that in the way that he's like, oh, people will know this is true if I don't get on immediately, because he did not do that with Amanda. So for him, this is just. All I'm thinking is that he's like, oh, I better get on and deny this on my Instagram story to make it seem like it's really not true, because people will think, oh, he denied it right away, but with Amanda, he didn't, so this must not be true. Either way, I think Wes is a sex addict. Like, I don't. I don't know. Like. Like, listen, I just. That's great. I don't know why I feel that way, but I do. And I don't think that's a crazy assumption to come to. And not because he's, like, sleeping with it or like, he likes married women. Like, I don't know. I don't know.
Fran
It's like, I think he likes it. I think he likes all. I think he likes it all. I think women, you know. Yeah, he's like.
Rhianne
He is like, the definition of, like, boy. Like, I think he just.
Fran
Everything. Yeah, yeah.
Rhianne
Not to put it, like, so grossly like that, but I. I really. It's.
Fran
He fucks. He.
Rhianne
And. But I'm not like, yeah, he fucks. Like, I'm like, no, he.
Fran
Like,
Rhianne
you have any, like, boundaries, right? You know what I mean? Like, do you have to fuck everybody? Like, I don't.
Fran
Here's the thing. I think that for a while, and the way that this has been going is he gets a taste of this. I think he was hooking up with girls all the time regardless. But I think once the touch of fame came into play, you feel a little untouchable in a way. It's like, ah, like, I. I can. I can get whoever I want, do whatever I want, blah, blah, blah. Where you just. It's just too much power. And then it just comes back and you're just like. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because now he's been joking. Like he said on his podcast last week, it's like, he did have some nudes leak, and he had mentioned that. And he was like, this is like the sixth worst thing to happen to me recently. So in my mind, you throw this into the mix and he's just gotta Be like, I don't know, like, now I'm just gonna straight up deny this because I can't. Another. It just keeps on coming. Hits just keep on coming.
Rhianne
Yeah, it is, it is a lot. And I just feel like it's just, it's like shocking at this point. Like you really. Everybody I know, allegedly. Allegedly, you know.
Fran
Yeah. And once again, all alleged.
Rhianne
All alleged because Jen is.
Fran
There was a hookup with Jen Fessler. It was probably year plus in situation, I feel like, because they've known each other for a while and now there is this trail of videos of them, like either being in events together or they're, they're praising each other. And at one, like on one side, I guess. Okay, Jen Fessler, pop off for really giving your genuine opinion on west, because a lot of people would just side with the masses in a situation like this. Just like, oh, I love him, but my God, was this the wrong time to do that? Because you've been exposed. Allegedly.
Rhianne
Did you see Deuxmoi posted that you never know what's real or not on there, but they posted that somebody wrote in that they overheard West. This was a submission from a while
Fran
ago talking about getting and when he was Bozeman or something.
Rhianne
Yeah. Talking about getting like the best blowjob ever from a girl named, an older woman named Jenny.
Fran
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Rhianne
And I just like that one.
Fran
That one maybe is.
Rhianne
That one felt a little far.
Fran
Yeah, yeah. Cuz also, just like we've been watching this show. Jen Fessler's been on it for a while. I, I, I haven't heard one person refer to her as Jenny. Now. Maybe west and Jenny have a different relationship.
Rhianne
Well, he calls Amanda Mandy.
Fran
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're not wrong. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But here's the thing. Now that we've heard so much, like, when I saw this, I was like, yeah, I think a lot of people felt that way, like, yeah, shocking. But at the same time, they were like, if this is true, like, sure it is, right.
Rhianne
It's not like the most shocking thing in the world also, because, like, we had heard this rumor already. I think, like, that, like, this was a rumor. I think that's been going on in the Bravo world for a while. But it just, I didn't, it was like a rumor, right? Like, you don't know if that's true or not. And then, but then Ciara posting that makes you go, oh, I don't think Ciara post this unless she, like, nose knows.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Now Maybe somebody gave Ciara the wrong facts, but I don't think Ciara posts that without knowing for a fact. But who knows? Who knows? Once again, all alleged. And Jen is v. Vehemently. Right? Vehemently. Yeah.
Fran
Vehemently.
Rhianne
Vehemently. Yeah. She's coming out wrong. Yeah.
Fran
It's the word we're looking for.
Rhianne
Yeah. Denying it.
Fran
Yeah. So she certainly is.
Rhianne
And Sierra's not scared, though.
Fran
She has been. She is married. There was a little blip, I think, but it was years and years ago of her husband, like, having an affair, and they worked through it and stayed married. And I think that was like, a long time ago, though. But she has referred to it in the past because now you're. I think there. There was a world where it was like, oh, maybe they have some sort of arrangement. Is there. Is there an open marriage situation that we don't know about? That was my first thought. But then when she posted that Instagram story of like, this is this could be considered liable, all these things, I'm like, I now I don't think her husband knew anything at all. Because when you go out and deny so hard, it's like, well, you're trying to protect the people in your life.
Rhianne
There's been a lot of jokes about Tony Soprano and Wes being Eskimo brothers.
Fran
Right, right, right. Because it's like people refer back to the show and they're like, jen Foster has not held back about her sex life when she's talked about it on the show. So,
Rhianne
yeah. Apparently she slapped with James Gandolfini.
Fran
Yeah. Back in the day.
Rhianne
James. James Gandolfini and West Wilson.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
So listen, allegedly. Allegedly. Have to keep throwing allegedly out.
Fran
Yeah. Yep.
Rhianne
One time I post. Not one time. This was recently. I posted on my story about. Or when I did the video about the leaks from the reunion, and I said allegedly. And I got a lot of messages being like, wait, you keep saying allegedly. Like, are these like, AI. And I was like, no, no. Like, you have to say allegedly, you know?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
You have to say allegedly.
Fran
We don't want to get thrown into.
Rhianne
No, no, no, no. It's all alleged. Very alleged. Moving on.
Fran
I believe Sierra.
Rhianne
Oh, no, same. Yeah, but that's our belief.
Fran
That's my opinion.
Rhianne
Yeah, that's my opinion. An opinion. You can't get sued for an opinion.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhianne
No. Moving on. While we're on the topic of Sierra, Sierra and Teffy have been announced as the new Love Island after sun host. This is a great match. People are freaking out, though. They're like, does this mean Sierra's not gonna be on Summer House? Love island is before Summerhouse. Love island is In June. Yeah. June 3rd.
Fran
Man, it is close.
Rhianne
But summer, they always film.
Fran
They start filming, like, around the Fourth of July. Summer House.
Rhianne
Right. But I think Love island wraps up around that time.
Fran
But I feel like it's like six weeks, not four weeks.
Rhianne
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe they have a deal where she's gonna do.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Since it's.
Fran
I mean, it is also two people.
Rhianne
Yeah. So same thing with more last year where it was split. So you never know. Maybe. Also, I don't even know if Summer House is content. Like, we have. No.
Fran
Yeah. Like, do we. If I'm Sierra, I don't know if I want to be going back to Summer House.
Rhianne
But she kind of made it seem like she would. When she did that Glamour article, she was like, not. I'm not going back, so.
Fran
Right.
Rhianne
Who's to say? But this is such an amazing gig. This is so cool. Seems like Moira's out.
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
But just fresh faces.
Rhianne
Right.
Fran
And Mora's getting, like, some really great opportunities as well. I did kind of. I was like, well, Maura's got Dancing with Stars then. And then I was like, well, I guess Sierra also had. Does have Dancing with the Stars.
Rhianne
Right. But it could. You know, Maura's done After sun, moved on from it. But I think it's great to mix it up with Ciara and Taffy. I think they will be so fun. I think it's the perfect fit for Love Island After Sun.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
They're going to have amazing outfits. Like, it's going to be so good. And Ciara has been crushing it as well as Taffy on red carpets and interviewing and whatnot. So I feel like that this is a really great role for them.
Fran
Definitely keeping it in the NBC Universal family makes sense. They got that. They love the inter twisting of all the franchises and whatnot. Teffy's also just like a fantastic storyteller. She's one of those people that you just love to hear talk. Like, when she does her long form TikTok stories, I'm always locked in. She is one of those voices. It's very soothing. So I think that this is a. This is a great fit. And we're right around the corner. June 2nd. Right.
Rhianne
June 2nd or third. Right.
Fran
Right somewhere around there.
Noah
Second.
Fran
Second for. For Love Island USA. And I think the UK is also. They're one day apart, like, right at the same time. So double whammy. Love island coming at us quickly fast approaching. Which makes me say, because that means summer's here, which is, you know, we made it. We made it through another. Another cold, dark winter to finally get that summertime. And I'm excited to see, like, a new cast.
Rhianne
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Fran
Some of the last.
Rhianne
I got to be honest. I. I am having trouble keeping up with this just for the sheer fact of amount of paragraphs.
Fran
No, no, no.
Rhianne
That I'm like, I don't even know what they're talking about anymore.
Fran
They're. They're. Their posts are so long. You, like, need an AI summary of the. You're.
Rhianne
It's just like, oh, wow, this the last one that Taylor posted. I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I could read this.
Fran
Yeah, this all started because they're. I think they're right now in a situation where some of the girls have been vocal in support of Taylor and some have not. And when that happens, it's like, well, why aren't you speaking on this? Why are you speaking on that? We saw what happened in court with Taylor and Dakota, and the judge basically coming down to like, this is. Both of you have made mistakes. Clearly. And it's not just the blame is not just on one. And seeing everything that he had said in that situation and now picking up the cameras again. And how involved is Taylor? Is she involved? Is she not involved all these things? And Michaela put out this long post where she really was relating her situation and the her illness and what she has to deal with. Sort of with Taylor's situation in the sense of like if I she said if I was knowingly giving myself rashes, I wouldn't be expecting sympathy from anyone online or privately. Imagine someone told me, hey, we know for 100% certainty that if you stopped using this cream your rashes would go away. Then imagine I continued using that cream while still asking people for sympathy and help. At some point my friends would probably say we feel sorry for you, but stop using the cream so you can heal. And if I continue to use it over and over again for years, knowing the outcome every single time was the same, it would eventually get to a point where the people who genuinely care about me could no longer enable me by continuing to give sympathy and support to behavior that is clearly keeping me stuck in an unhealthy cycle. I absolutely agree that compassion should be felt for the people involved and for the situation itself. And believe me, I felt absolutely sick to my stomach and horrible for what everyone involved must be feeling and going through. However, it is not my job to enable poor dangerous behavior from either party, especially when children are involved. That doesn't mean I don't love them and want the best for their individual futures. Continues continues on talking about her setting her own boundaries in her life every single time the behaviors and patterns continued and were publicly praised for being quote, messy and quote relatable. Continuing to show up and give sympathy to someone who has mentioned time and time again that they can't be a friend right now, while also acknowledging they are self aware of the decisions being made and still expecting loyalty online despite evidence of violent behavior and poor decisions would not only be a disservice to my healing, but to the other people involved as well. You cannot save someone who is unwilling to participate in their own rescue. In my opinion, anyone being on anyone's team publicly right now has their own selfish personal reasons, mainly to avoid backlash from fans. Having a moral compass and boundaries doesn't make you a bad or quote jealous friend. I, I mean I respect for, I respect Mikayla for putting out her her full opinion and how that is how she feels and she deserves to feel that way. She absolutely deserves to put up boundaries with with Taylor. I don't think that that is crazy at all, do I? Do I think comparing the the cream and the rash to her situation, to Taylor's situation. I understand the analogy that Mikayla is trying to make. I just don't know how applicable it is when Taylor's situation is not with a item, it's with the person.
Rhianne
Right. Like, there's feelings involved.
Fran
Yeah. Like it's not one person fighting against something that's just a. Like a, you know, an illness, a physical thing that can't respond back to you.
Rhianne
Right. There's human connection.
Fran
There's a Taylor's dealing with somebody that is a seemingly master manipulator in all definitions of the word. So I understand why that would be a frustrating comparison for Taylor and why she has continued to post multiple times, kind of on Mother's Day as well, in response to everything that Michaela said. But at the same time, if I'm Taylor, I'm just like, you know what? You can feel that. Like, you say what you want to say. Michaela. I don't think Taylor going back at her really helps anything.
Rhianne
But we know Taylor, Frankie, Paul, and that's never going to be the case. Like, Taylor is never going to go, oh, I'm not going to respond to this. Like, I know she's gonna respond and then some.
Fran
But at this point, doesn't it. It also just feels like it would speak volumes on maybe some of the work that Taylor will be doing if she just sort of bowed out of a.
Rhianne
To be honest, I have Mormon wives fatigue. There are people who have summer house fatigue and Mormon wives fatigue. I don't have summer house fatigue. I have more wise.
Fran
Yeah, I totally understand that.
Rhianne
It's nonstop and it's also really dark at times.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
And I think sometimes I just look at them and go, maybe we just need to step away from the show for a little bit and work on that, you know?
Fran
Yeah. Yeah. So Taylor posted a whole long response. Obviously not happy with the cream and the rash comparison as well. And I think she's maybe felt some sort a certain way towards Michaela and how she's handled their friendship and maybe not addressing things directly with Taylor going to other people, all things like that. She wrote, your trauma doesn't give a pass to kick me all down and cover it with a boundary months later after the fact. She is right to state her boundary. Sure. But go ahead, tell them the truth. Who was your last comment with regarding the situation? Not me. What other questions did you have in the concerns while filming with me? Does she get paid more than us? Save the concern for children act. They all know I'm Good to my children. I miss more events, girls nights. An opportunity to stay home with my kids. More than some could ever say Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there. Of course I'm spiraling. People calling me out yet again. I can't respond. Exactly what I will not be tolerating ever again. Thank you, God, for the people who sent. Who were sent to help me through this with my enemies so close. So, yeah, that like you said, it is. She is going to respond. She posted on her story as well and said I will not be sitting down, staying silent or logging off. I did that for years on this. Trust me, I can take a beating while whether it's physical, emotional or public scrutiny. Anyone else want to speak up, please? Dot, dot. So not backing down. And in any sense the word. Which I guess.
Rhianne
And they have picked up cameras, which
Fran
I guess all part of the show in some sense.
Rhianne
So I think we'll see this unfold on the next season because I think they've picked back production up, which makes sense because if this was going on back and forth online and there's not filming, you know, like had things had been going on for months that I don't think got filmed. And now this will be on top of that. Jesse and Marciano. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what's going on. Their posts kind of make me sick.
Fran
Yeah. There was also a situation with one of the contestants that was on Taylor's season. Did you see that?
Rhianne
No.
Fran
He posted all these pictures with Jesse, like faux paparazzi photos and like them kissing at a dinner. Oh, yeah.
Rhianne
I didn't see that. I saw the video.
Fran
So I think she's like. I think she's dating. But yeah, then, yeah, the video of
Rhianne
Marciano picking her up from her. From her like, Like Wuthering Heights. Yeah. And he is. I gotta be honest.
Fran
He's not Jacob.
Rhianne
No. I gotta be honest. I didn't like it.
Fran
I didn't like it either.
Rhianne
Just because there's too much. There's too much background Marciano that.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
I don't think I'm necessarily rooting for Jesse and Marciano to be together at all.
Fran
Yeah, I don't trust. I agree. I really. I don't know what. I don't know what this guy's name is. Oh, no. Okay. So she was flirting with. His name is Brandon. Brandon Purse. He must have deleted them because I don't see them now. But there were a lot of them. And even still Jesse like, likes and comments on all of his stuff. But yeah, like, it's like shit like this.
Rhianne
Interesting.
Fran
Yeah, I'm trying to. There's one of that. Like, it's like. But it's. And then he posted this and then
Rhianne
maybe, like, maybe if I'm Jesse, I just stay away from any guys who have interacted with my friends. Like.
Fran
Right. Yeah. He was a contestant on Taylor.
Rhianne
Yeah. Like, I don't know.
Fran
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know either. I, I, it, it feels, it feels like a lot to. Currently, I would prefer if Marciano just.
Rhianne
Yeah. Got out of the picture.
Fran
Fizzled.
Rhianne
I agree. I totally agree with that. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see on this next season, I guess.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
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Rhianne
All right, let's get into the weekly watch report where we talk about the things we watch this week. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. Weekly Watch report on Monday. I gotta be honest, I don't think I was in a big TV watching mood this week. I do have a couple of things, but not really too much add. I will say we did watch off campus, but we will not be able to talk about it until Monday because it's not out yet. So that took up a. Yeah, that took up a good chunk. So won't talk. Be able to talk about them that until next Monday. Kevin Hart roast was on Sunday Night Live. I always love a good roast. Yeah, always love a good roast. To me, there were some standouts and there were some big fat flunkers just in general.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
What do you guys feel?
Fran
No, I, I agree there was some very, I thought, very funny moments. And however, for me, just like I
Rhianne
needed to be shorter, it was long, and it's just.
Fran
They go a little too long.
Rhianne
And I also think roasting a comedian sometimes isn't. Doesn't have that hard of a punch as roasting like a Tom Brady. Justin Bieber.
Noah
Like, I was kind of turned off anytime Kevin Hart started to, like, get into like Kevin Hart mode, where I'm like, this, like, we need to maybe making fun of you. This isn't like your like, little stand up bitch.
Fran
Right? There's also.
Rhianne
I do, I do love Kevin Hart
Noah
where he, like, came out and he's like, all right, like, it's like, I want to hear jokes about you. I don't want to hear you, like, kind of hype yourself up.
Rhianne
It's way different when it's towards a comedian versus just a celebrity.
Fran
Yeah, definitely. I also think there's no, like, Kevin gets it. So there's no. Oh, my God. That did that joke go a little too far? And now is that person actually pissed?
Rhianne
Right.
Fran
Kind of thing.
Rhianne
Like, with Tom, it was like, yo, Tom.
Noah
Just like, I don't think expected or knew what he was getting into.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
And it was like, oh, we're taking shots at his family.
Fran
Yeah, yeah. But I still, I thought. Yeah. But I do think, though, and people do go there, even when it's. When it's not a comedian, of course. But it did feel like people were really going there with Kevin and there were some very, very funny moments. But, yeah, then there are some that there's always certain people that get thrown into a roast. You're just like, I don't really understand why this person's here.
Noah
Shurima Green.
Rhianne
Yeah, yeah. Like Draymond Green. I didn't. You didn't do it for me.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
No.
Fran
And it's also where it's like you're openly saying someone Wrote these jokes for me, and you're just kind of. So. It's. So it just loses its spark. It's like, okay, well, why am I just watching Draymond Green read jokes that someone else wrote for him? And, of course, most people are having jokes written for them or help.
Rhianne
But, like, I actually thought that that happened a lot last night. Way more than usual with this roast. That, like, even Shane Gillis just kept talking, like, skipping jokes on the teleprompter or, like. And I'm like, he posted a picture
Noah
afterwards where he's like, my writers, and it was like, 15 people.
Rhianne
Yeah. I'm just like, why?
Fran
Like, that does. It's. Oh, that's the case there. It is.
Rhianne
It is. But, like, there was so much addressing of, like, some of the magic. Yeah. But maybe because some of the jokes were risky, that people wanted to be like, wait, no, like, this was approved or whatever. I felt like Chelsea Handler crushed it. So funny. Nikki Glaser was asked why, like, if she was doing this one, and she was like, no, I want. You know. And she did have a funny joke back, being like, how many jokes can you make about how short Kevin Hart. Whatever. But there were a lot of jokes about Chelsea Handler and Nikki Glaser combined, which were, you know, funny. But Chelsea Handler, I thought, was so good. I thought Pete Davidson was great. I thought Cheryl Underwood was great. Like, there were some real bangers, I thought, mixed in there, and then there were just a couple that fell flat, I think. But that happens at a roast. Like, there's always gonna be the ones that are gonna hit harder. But there were some really funny ones.
Noah
There were some moments that, like. Like Teyana Taylor, like, that whole part was kind of like, lost me a little bit. It went on for a long time.
Rhianne
Yeah. She's just literally one of the hottest people ever, which is hard.
Noah
That's like what Shanghai said afterwards.
Rhianne
She said, it's hard to not acknowledge how.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
How hot she is.
Fran
Yeah. And I, like, I go back and forth on Shane Gillis a lot because there's some things that I really like of his and think are funny and, like, I enjoy watching tires and things like that. But some of it, like, sometimes when you do the, like, oh, shit, you guys are going to like these if you're not.
Noah
No, he does it every.
Rhianne
Like, snl where he does. Come on.
Fran
He does. And I think, like, when you do that too much, it gets kind of annoying.
Rhianne
Yeah. He's like, oh, fuck, you guys. It was funny. I'm like, oh, my God, stop.
Fran
Yeah, right? Like, it's like. That was. Yeah, that was the funniest one I had. Like, it's like, when it's too. When you do that too much, you lose me. Right?
Noah
People are making, like, crazy, risky jokes and the crowd was laughing. Like, it's not. I don't think it's all because they were like, yeah.
Rhianne
Sometimes, like, it's his delivery where it's like you're trying to be, like, too self aware. Like, not self aware, but self. You know, Like. I don't know. I. The constant addressing of like, oh, fuck you. That was funny. I was like, okay, yeah, that's where
Fran
it kind of loses me a little bit. How many people do you think immediately googled about Cheryl Underwood's husband? Because I certainly did. When Shane made that first joke. I was like, oh, my God.
Rhianne
Is.
Fran
Did her. Is her husband really dead?
Rhianne
Yeah, me being one of them.
Fran
Like, I couldn't have googled that faster. It was like the first thing to come up to. And when I was like, oh, that's real. I went, oh, my God.
Rhianne
Cheryl Underwood getting a standing ovation.
Noah
Absolutely.
Rhianne
Well deserved.
Fran
Yeah, very good.
Rhianne
She got up there and.
Fran
And she probably got ripped apart the most of, like, the people on stage just crushed it. Yeah.
Rhianne
And just. And I. It felt like a lot of those things were off the cuff too, just in response to what other people had been saying about her. Yeah. And it was just so good. Standing ovation. Just well deserved.
Fran
Lizzo also, I think, really did a great job and was funny and was also able to laugh at herself. I want to see, like, if you're up there, you gotta know you're getting ripped apart. And I wanna see you laugh about the jokes about yourself. You know, like when people don't laugh at the jokes about themselves, but then they go up there and then they rip everybody apart too. That's what I'm like. You gotta be like. When they cut to the person, they're like standing there like this. I'm like, you gotta be able to. You gotta be able to laugh.
Rhianne
Great PR for Lizzo. Cause she was funny and also laughed at every joke about her. And there was a lot of Lizzo jokes.
Noah
There were a few people and moments where you could tell that it was like, no, no, they actually hate each other.
Rhianne
Oh, yeah.
Noah
Where that, like, Chelsea Handler going at Tony. A lot of people were going to Tony Hinchcliffe and then he was going. And like, you could tell, like, some people just actually don't like each other.
Rhianne
Yeah, I got the vibe that Chelsea Handler really does fucking hate Tony Hiff and Shane Gill.
Fran
I'd imagine so.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
Like, and Shane Gill is sitting next to her, like, after that, like, was. He looks so uncomfortable.
Rhianne
Yeah, but she. She crushed it. She was so funny starting off. She started off saying, like, I was, like, looking at Kevin hart, wondering why 50 cents Dick Dick is walking around by himself. Like, genuinely, it was so funny. I mean, her whole set was hilarious. But starting off with that made me laugh so hard. And she's also. I feel like such a good sport when it comes to people making jokes about her because there's always the same repetitive ones about how she's not a mother and a lot of abortions and all of that. So I feel like she's just. Just really good at taking it, but also giving it. Obviously, she's been in this industry forever now, so she knows.
Fran
I do find, though, that, like, it is funny and I guess whatever, they joke about it themselves and it fits in. But so many, I think, like, with Chelsea or, like, even with Nikki, these guys, like, make the same jokes about them. Like, ah, this.
Rhianne
Right.
Fran
And that's why they're like.
Rhianne
That's why she gets up there. She's like, oh, it's tiresome. I'm your resident whore. Like, it's always the same.
Fran
They do the same shit when it's Nicki, right?
Rhianne
It's the same thing that they go after. Big J Okerson had a joke about Mickey Laser not being there because it was Chelsea Handler's week with the substance. Yeah, that was pretty funny.
Noah
Did you see, people were like, I guess Kevin Hart, he was the only one that Kevin Hart didn't, like, acknowledge at the end. And people are saying that they actually don't have a good relationship right now because they used to be really good friends, which I didn't know. But he, like, didn't even acknowledge him, like, at the end when he was like.
Rhianne
I don't know the background of that at all.
Fran
Yeah, by the time I got to the end, I was. I was pretty exhausted. There's no. There's no way the Rock wasn't coming out.
Rhianne
We all knew the Rock.
Noah
Like, he was a lot of hate.
Fran
I saw the Rock getting a lot of hate. I really. I thought I enjoyed. I was like, hey, this may not be fantastic, but I'm laughing and it looks like he's having also.
Noah
He's just like, a great performer.
Rhianne
Like, we know he's the.
Fran
He's the Rock.
Noah
He. His delivery was incredible on every line.
Fran
So, I mean, here and it's the same show with Tom Brady. It's like, I. I do not understand how a man like Tom Brady can make me cringe so hard every time he opens his mouth. Even when the joke, like, he was time.
Noah
I feel like.
Fran
But no, no, but like, if someone else were telling his jokes, I would have been laugh. Like, the jokes were funny. There were some funny lines in there. It's just his delivery is just the whole.
Rhianne
Did you.
Noah
Did you think there actually didn't know Katt Williams was coming? That was the only possible one that
Rhianne
I maybe had a feeling.
Fran
But I just find that those shows are, like, completely.
Noah
I think they are, for the most part scripted 100. It probably would be tough to pay Cat Williams whatever they paid him and not.
Rhianne
I thought Pete Davidson did a great job. Yeah. I thought he was so funny. He went after Tony as well. Sometimes I'm like, really wondering if there's some real hate in there or not.
Noah
I think there is, because that whole, like, Joe Rogan crew, like, from like,
Rhianne
these a listers, I think people can
Fran
really like, especially for a roast, they make all these more superficial, like, top of the surface jokes that are. That are easy to make, and then sometimes they throw in a. Throw in some that maybe go a little bit more like, political or belief based, and you're like, oh, that's coming from a place of, like, you.
Rhianne
Yeah, this is personal. This is personal.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
Yeah. That was like. I feel like, so fun about Chelsea Handler was that it was like, these are funny, but they're personal.
Noah
Yeah. And Tony went equally personal back at Chelsea, though. Like, you could tell those two. Like, I thought he was good, though, like, as much. Like, there's a lot of hateable things about him, but he is really good at roasting.
Fran
It's his job. Right? Like, that's like, what he's Kill Tony known for and all that. But my God, some of it is just some of it.
Rhianne
I'm like, when Pete was like, kill Tony. No, seriously, someone killed. Yeah, there were. Pete really got me. Yeah. He was very nice to see him.
Fran
He was very funny.
Noah
Everyone's talking about Seth Green. That. That moment where they told. Did you see, like, Dave tweet about it? We're like, they made him move out of the way to show John Stamos. And there was like, that's so disrespectful, by the way.
Rhianne
John Stamos high as all hell. Those eyes were as glassy as possible when Cheryl Underwood called out making out with John Stamos. And he Started licking his lips. I was like, this is amazing. I wanted John Stamos to get up there, right there and start kissing.
Fran
Yeah. Like, that would have been, you know, so good.
Rhianne
That was just so good.
Fran
The Rock trying to get Kevin to sit on his lap also really made me laugh. I don't know what it was hearing
Rhianne
the Rock say cock. Yeah.
Fran
You know, like, I know, I know. And that. But it was fun to see him do that. He's like, I'm a little drug. Whatever. He's having fun. He's such a PG guy, like, family man all the time. All these things that him just, like, putting on his sexy voice to talk to Kevin's heart's wife was really making me laugh. Like, it was. I thought it was. I really.
Noah
I really didn't even know that story. The whole Kevin Hart cheating thing. I feel like I completely missed.
Rhianne
Oh, yeah, Vegas.
Fran
Oh, yeah. Vegas. Yeah.
Noah
Kind of wild. Like, if I was his wife, he'd be like, so you're gonna do a roast now? Where I get, like, all the jokes are kind of like, at my expense.
Fran
Unfortunately, that is part of the course. Yeah.
Rhianne
I mean, yeah, she was laughing.
Noah
Check the amount of money he probably got for this.
Rhianne
And also, just like, at that point, it was 2017, almost 10 years ago.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
You sure that wasn't gone at this point?
Fran
Yeah, no, it was singers, but it's just like, it's. It's just the delivery that, you know, you're like, oh, but
Noah
which one did you enjoy more? This roast or Brady? Like, as a whole?
Rhianne
Tom Brady's. I think as a whole, I enjoyed more.
Fran
Yeah, I think so, too.
Rhianne
Just because, like, there's just so much to make fun of with Tom Brady.
Noah
It also is something about the comedian,
Rhianne
and it's also that, like, the factor of, like, Right. Like, he's not a comedian and they were hitting.
Noah
I also think. Yeah, the couch. The people who are on the couch is like the best part about, like, I don't even care about people roasting Kevin. Like, the people. People roasting each other is like, what I like.
Rhianne
It did feel like last night that some of the jokes became just a bit repetitive, though, like.
Fran
Right. And that is. That is very true because there are. And Kevin Hart is very self aware, I think, and. And jokes about himself all the time. And also I think it knows what jokes are coming at him, and we do, too. And yeah, there are great short jokes that are made from where you really laugh, but it's like, you're gonna. It's gonna be the Whole night or like, sell out his movies suck the whole thing. It's like we've heard the Kevin Hart roast jokes because it's what everyone jokes about with Kevin Hart. There's no like, bomb drop revelation or someone bringing up some rumor that, like, we all don't know already because it's so talked about with him. And Kevin is so self aware, which is fun to watch too, because even at the end when he was doing his. His said, he was like, I like to think Walmart. Like, it's like, you know, he's giving the shout out to sponsor, which he
Noah
definitely actually got paid.
Fran
The whole thing.
Rhianne
Whatever. Yeah, that's why it's.
Fran
It's.
Rhianne
It's in good fun, you know, because it's very self aware with Kevin Hart.
Noah
Do you want to see, like, the next roast be.
Rhianne
Mm, that's a good question.
Fran
Is a good question.
Noah
Because it has to be someone who's not like, in their prime, kind of like past their prime, who would be willing to do this. Yeah, like. Yeah, like, preferably not a comedian.
Rhianne
Right.
Noah
That Dave Chappelle shot, by the way, that was wild.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
I forget exactly what it was about. Like, his wife, like, remember?
Fran
Like, was it Naim who made that joke?
Noah
No, it was Jay, I think.
Fran
Oh, oh, oh. There was multiple jets.
Noah
He, like, said, like, he made no jokes in his Netflix and he's just like, robbing.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
But then he, like, just took a shot at his wife. Like,
Rhianne
I'm still trying to think of who. Because you're right, I would prefer it to not be a comedian.
Noah
Yeah. I'm thinking, like.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Musicians.
Fran
Right. Or some sort of, like, someone. Some sort of actor, actress,
Noah
the Rock, like, honestly. But I feel like that would be very similar to this.
Fran
Yeah, yeah, definitely.
Rhianne
I mean, here's the thing. Like, Justin Bieber, though, was like in his prime when he did it.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
But it was still like he kind of needed to redeem. Like, he. He was in his prime, but also in his bad prime.
Fran
Yeah, yeah.
Noah
Like, he was in the right. He was in for really bad things.
Rhianne
Because I was gonna say, like, someone like Timothy Chalamet would be really funny.
Noah
That would be really funny.
Rhianne
But it has to be sometimes I
Noah
don't know what he would gain from that. Really.
Rhianne
Yeah. Right.
Fran
Yeah, yeah.
Rhianne
It would be a random time to do that.
Noah
What, like, can you. I don't even know. Like, what do you say to Timothy Chalamet? Like, you're the man. Like, what does he do?
Rhianne
There's something to make fun of for everybody. You know, like, yeah, yeah.
Fran
But you need someone that has a. Has a little bit of a John Mayer.
Noah
That'd be a good John Mayer.
Fran
John Mayer would be a really good one.
Rhianne
And you know what? That's the kind of PR John Mayer needs.
Noah
I don't even. But, like, I feel like he probably wouldn't want all that stuff brought back to light, you know, like, he's kind of moved on past the woman.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhianne
But if things get brought back to light and you could joke about it, then people, they respect you more. They're like, oh, he could laugh about it.
Noah
Yeah, John Mayer's a good one. That would be a good one.
Fran
That would be a good one.
Rhianne
Yeah. Love a roast. I'll give it a B plus. I enjoyed my time. Yeah, I love a roast. And it was funny.
Fran
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Rhianne
Summer House this week I will give a B plus as well. Kyle Freak out little. We talk about this already. Cliffhanger. Survivor A this episode, I love it. So good Little spoiler. I'm sure you've watched by now, but I'm going to say what happened. Ozzy yet again goes home with an idol in his pocket after talking about how he had a dream that morning, woke up from the dream that he got sent home with an idol in his pocket and then still did not play the idol that night after he had a fucking dream about it. And he did this in past season as well. Goes home for a second time with idol in his pocket. Just unbelievable how he.
Fran
How that feels, how he believes.
Rhianne
It was poetic.
Fran
It's literally
Rhianne
like a poetic tragedy. The way that Ozzy's survivor career has now ended. The fact that he was able to be convinced and tricked to not use his fucking idol is beyond me. He has no one to blame but himself. And it just. I wanted Ozzy to stay. I was upset to see him go. But if you're gonna go like that, like, that's on you. That's just all on you. You didn't fucking use it and you got tricked and I don't know how you let them trick you once again, so. And also Emily went home. Emily was on and off for me. Sometimes I enjoyed her. Sometimes she annoyed me. I felt like she had loyalty to people but then would just. She was too many, you know, she didn't have, like, one person she was sticking to. But this. The season's so good. A plus hacks all caught up. This season is funny. Some twists and turns. I'm not expecting, like, amazing race. There's. There's a lot of twists and turns in this season, which. I love this show. It's one of my favorites. I'll give hacks a B. And that's everything I watched. I gotta catch up on that.
Fran
I'll give the roast a B. I enjoyed it, but I just think, like, just A. I needed to be condensed.
Rhianne
Shorter. Yeah.
Fran
Three hours on a Sunday night. It's just long.
Noah
The crowd was so big that I was thinking, like, they're actually. They're putting on, like, a show show this time where it's like, they got Usher. Like, people are coming out of, like,
Fran
nowhere because I forgot about Usher jobs. I was like, wow. Goddamn musical. Never dope. Just to start this thing. Yeah. That happened so early in the night. Forgot about that, too. I'm behind on most things, but, like, inching my way back. So I watched episodes two and three of euphoria. So watch the wedding episodes. The last one I watched.
Noah
Oh, the last two, which I watched last night.
Fran
I know, I know. Last night I saw the posts.
Noah
It's crazy.
Fran
And I just see the headlines and I'm just like. I don't know why. I don't. It's so transparent. Anyway,
Rhianne
what Episode three.
Fran
Oh, it's just like. It's just. Every headline is just Like Sydney Sweeney is naked and doing crazy shit on the show.
Rhianne
Oh, you know, I didn't see it. Yeah.
Fran
The. I will say. And consistently though, she really does give her best performances as, as Cassie because
Noah
there may be some similarities.
Fran
The wedding, like the end of the wedding episode with the, the everything that happens like it's fucking nuts and it's. It's over the top and really something else. I will give episodes two and three. I don't know. I do. I did enjoy these two episodes more than maybe necessarily the first one because I, I found the other characters were in play a little bit more and I liked seeing Ru and Jewels. I'll give it a C plus for 2 and 3. Your friends and neighbors.
Noah
I didn't watch this.
Fran
I didn't watch this week.
Rhianne
But I.
Fran
But caught up on up to episode five. I think six was on Friday. One of my faves. So good. Really feel like we're gearing up for a good, really good second half of the rest of the season. That's. It's an A show to me. I really, really love the show and I think Amanda Pete is also giving an incredible performance this season. She's really, really, really good. Um, I watched the final send off for Hunt on Grey's Anatomy. This was the end for them. It was a season finale. You know, they, they hit us with a. There's always some sort of disaster. There's a bridge collapse. Oh, it was. I was really hoping that it was like, don't kill him. You know, and I guess spoiler if you have. You haven't watched for the three people that are still watching along with me, that was a deserved finish for those two. For all men for Hunt. I felt like let them, you know, they're done with the show. That. That announcement came out a few weeks ago. Let them ride off into the sunset. That's sort of what they did. She takes a new job. They're moving. This is going to be the end. But let them leave together because it's been tumultuous the last couple seasons between the two of them with like maybe breaking up, getting back together, the whole thing. So it's fine. I'll give the finale legacy. It gets here I am still watching and yeah, I wanted to see how, how it, how it ended for those two caught up on Chicago Fire and Med. I'll give a B. PDs like a C. PDs fallen off a little bit for me. Just not as invested in the characters as I have in the past. Thank God. Sevuride Figured it out on Chicago Fire. They were coming for his job, but he was hot on the case. Figured it out. And Chicago Med left off on a pretty legit cliffhanger as well. So excited to see how that season ends. I went to go see Devil Wears Prada too.
Rhianne
How was it?
Fran
I really enjoyed it. I thought it was super cute. I thought that they did a great job with the callbacks to the first, but not overly cheesy. The four of them just have a magic. They really do. And I said, I'm so impressed that after 20 years they can fall into these characters so well again and just give such great performances because the characters are so great and the plot makes sense. I think it was very relatable to this time and how, you know, once famed print magazines, what they have to do now in the digital era and all these things that BJ Novak was great. The scenery, the fashion, it's all great. And Anne Hathaway, like, even that I just love. I'm like, oh my God, Andy's back. She gets right back into the, into the character.
Rhianne
Really.
Fran
My only complaint is they gave Andy this love interest that, my God, the most irrelevant man to ever be in a movie. Like, there was no point they could have, she could have had no love interest. It would have been totally a good movie without that because he, he really had no effect on the movie at all. It was just like every once in a while he popped in or she was like on a date or whatever. And then towards the end they tried to make it seem like they were like potentially more serious, but there was just no chemistry. He was really talk about awarding like a Mr. Irrelevant. It was this guy and I feel bad for him because he wasn't like, it isn't like a super well known actor or anything. So it just didn't, it just didn't fully mesh. But other than that, I really, really enjoyed it. I give it a. I think I'd give it a B. Yeah, like I really, like, I walked out of the theater smiling.
Rhianne
Good.
Fran
And I thought, yeah, there was a good, there's a good, there's a good twist. I think they're, they did a really good job with that. And the story really was well done, which is why they all agreed to come back and come back and do the movie because they all, they all believed in it. And. That's everything I watched. Yep.
Noah
Okay. I been watching Mad Men still almost done with season three now. It's just hard to balance like when you're in the midst of like Watching a show that has so many episodes and try to keep up with the new shows that come out.
Fran
The other Jon Hamm stuff that you're watching.
Noah
Exactly. I couldn't watch the new Jon Hamm because I'm watching the old Jon Hamm. But just, like, I'll give an A minus overall. Like, just a great show. The Boys I had been, like, not caught up. I watched. I'm now caught up on this final season. So I watched the last three or four episodes, and just a wild show. Like, you forget how gory it is.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
If you're not into gory, it's definitely not for you.
Fran
I've tried to watch the Boys so many times, and I think I've watched the pilot episode, like, five times, and every time I'm like, oh, another show
Noah
where it's funny because I've seen the creator, like, in the headlines a lot, being like, Trump is ruining this season because it is very, like, parallel. Like, they try to, like, comment on a lot of stuff, like, in a funny way with these superheroes where he's like, he just keeps outdoing the show. Like, he keeps out doing Homelander. Like, Trump had, like, a gold statue built last week. Like, the same week that Homelander in the show had the gold statue. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll give it a B. I think it's, like, so far, it's still entertaining. Like, it's not as good as the first few seasons, but. But I'm happy with how it's, like, wrapping up so far. We'll see, like, where it goes. The roast hug of a B. Talked about it and then euphoria. I watched the last two episodes. You know, like, when there's a warning at the beginning, like, what are we about to watch?
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
And, yeah, like, I had already seen a lot of the stuff online before I watched these episodes, but just some wild stuff. Like, I don't really necessarily. Like, I'm not even gonna go into, like, the Sydney Sweeney, which is what everyone's talking about, because it's like, it is crazy. Like, people are like, this is just a shock doing this, or is she getting paid a shit ton? Like, because it's like, she's doing so much more than everyone else in the show. Yeah. But I don't. I don't really love the whole, like, they're making it too. It seems like it's a guy who's, like, trying to comment on, like, onlyfans culture and, like, all this stuff going on, who just kind of is, like, out of Touch with it. Like, I don't know. It's, like, very stereotypical of, like. I don't know. It's weird. And she's, like, going on podcasts this show. Like, yeah, like, Trisha Paytas, like, is interviewing her on the show, like, on her podcast. And I will say, though, these last two episodes, I am way more entertained, and I. And the whole group being back together is. Makes it way more interesting to me because it at least feels somewhat like euphoria again.
Rhianne
Yeah, yeah.
Noah
Because there are, like, scenes now where they're all together, so I'll give it a C. It's not as bad as the first few. It's ridiculous.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
And I don't think it's good, but it's entertaining.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
That's all I got.
Rhianne
Hey, maybe I'll catch up on that then.
Noah
It's like, you have to watch it
Rhianne
just to be, like, in the.
Noah
In the.
Rhianne
I don't want to be left out of the conversation.
Fran
Like, Joe and I have been having that conversation where it's like, we watch one and then we go, all right. Like, I guess he's like, is there a new euphoria? He's like, I can't believe we're watching, but I feel like we have to.
Rhianne
Right? I feel like last year.
Fran
And, you know, when it's the last, like, you know it's gonna be the last.
Noah
I mean, I hope. Like, there are people. No, no, there are people who are, like, they're. They only listed the series finale as season, not series.
Fran
No, no, no, no. They can't come back to doing it. They can't.
Rhianne
They just can't.
Fran
Sydney Sweeney can't keep doing this to herself.
Noah
I mean, I think she would love to. Like, it seems like she's really into it. Jacob Elordi's character in this, though, is so funny because the storyline now, it's like everyone's like, everyone else is together, like, in this other world. And Jacob Elordi's, like, by himself. So, like, she'll call. What's his character's name again?
Rhianne
Nate.
Noah
Nate. She'll call Nate just to, like, check in, kind of. He just owes people money, but he's just, like, in a house alone. So I feel like they just filmed all his scenes. Like, jk, it's just gonna be you just, like, get on the phone for a second.
Fran
Like, well, you know what's so crazy, too, and it's like, why you have to suspend, like, so much belief with this story is you're just supposed to believe that Nate is like, some construction mogul already. And it's. They're supposed to be, what, four years out of high school and that he's getting these, like, older friends to invest millions of dollars into his business. And you're just like, no, like, it's just not.
Noah
He's getting a finger toe cut off every episode.
Fran
I. Yeah. Like, he's in bad trouble with all these. He's borrowing money. He owes all these people money. Yeah.
Noah
It is kind of funny this last episode because there's a scene where, like, obviously initially he's like, doesn't want Cassie to be doing, like, any of this.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Noah
Like, only fan stuff. And now because he owes all this money, he's like, no, get in a hot tub with this guy. Like, come on. Like, this. This will be good for you.
Fran
It's just like the most obvious storyline that is being told. Like, it seems through a male gaze type, like, of like, the only. You know, that, like, oh, only fans bad. My wife, like, and then just like, oh, but makes money. Okay. Like, yes. It's really.
Noah
Yeah, it does feel, like, a little bit like, it's like Chachi be, like, right at Euphoria season. That's, like, about only fans and, like, stuff going on right now.
Fran
Yeah. And make it, like, as stereotypical and like, with the whole. Yeah, it's. It's crazy. I did. It was sad seeing Eric Dane in that wedding episode. I know.
Noah
I think it's just been sad seeing him in general.
Fran
In general.
Noah
He hasn't been in the last two episodes.
Fran
Yeah. Yeah. I think. I think that's.
Noah
That's it.
Fran
I think that was all.
Noah
He would have preferred that they just, like, didn't include him because clearly, like, it's impossible to not. And then Sam Levinson tried to say, like, oh, well, we made the storyline kind of as if he was, like, an alcoholic because he was slurring his words anyway. Like, I don't know.
Fran
No, I know. I agree. But I also.
Noah
I mean, if you wanted to, then.
Fran
Yeah. Like, give him that.
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
Give him that chance to be in the last. In the last season. It was kind of really the last thing he was able to do.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhianne
Yeah.
Fran
But it does. How many episodes are in this season? 10, 8. What do you think?
Noah
I would probably.
Fran
Hopefully.
Rhianne
I feel like it'd be eight normally.
Fran
I think they may. They do. Ten,
Noah
eight.
Fran
Oh, thank God. All right, we're already past halfway. There's only three more for you to watch. Yeah, I gotta catch up.
Noah
Do you see? The finale is gonna be the longest episode in HBO history.
Fran
Euphoria.
Noah
Yeah.
Fran
How long is it?
Noah
2 hours and 33 minutes, which I'm like, that's the longest.
Fran
That's the longest ever. More than any of the Game of Thrones episodes.
Noah
I would have. Yeah.
Rhianne
But I feel like there was some long Game of Thrones. They were like movies in the mix there.
Noah
Yeah. The finale is expected to be a long form movie like episode.
Rhianne
Oh, well, that'll wrap it up.
Fran
Yeah, that'll. Yeah, I'm sure that'll really tie everything
Rhianne
in a nice, really beautifully. All right, that wraps up the weekly watch port. That wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. We love you guys so very much and we'll talk to you on Wednesday.
Noah
Yeah, chicks in the Office. Long time listener, first time caller. Look at the charts who does it
Rhianne
the best two chicks getting paid in
Noah
reality checks you can find them at the gym it's not even a flex Last minute red carpet flew them out on the jet yeah, they're who you want to be they're always on your screen. Two queens and they might be spilling royalty A lot of topics that are
Rhianne
popping here to get into.
Noah
I know a show that you probably want to listen to.
Rhianne
Turn the heat up turn the beat up record the pod made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up
Fran
who's the pod that they all want to meet up? Who turned the heat up?
Rhianne
Turn the beat up record the pod made a bag put their feet up
Noah
the ones that leave no crumbs when
Fran
they clean up who's the pod that they all want to meet up?
Rhianne
Sa.
This energetic episode, hosted by Ria and Fran (with the usual banter from Noah), is packed with pop culture deep-dives, celeb sighting stories, Bravo drama (including the Jen Fessler & West Wilson rumor), recaps of viral internet beefs like Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews, and an in-depth discussion on the Kevin Hart Netflix roast. As always, the Chicks’ tone is conversational, funny, and lightly gossipy, with personal anecdotes taking center stage between coverage of the week's juiciest news and TV moments.
[01:06–45:24]
Spring Cleaning & Productive Weekends
“It was like the martini was singing to me. I actually had two fantastic martinis this weekend.” — Fran [03:37]
Philadelphia Sports Blues
“It’s extremely unfair. The Sixers make Philly fans feel something differently…” [06:11]
The Greatest Girls Night Out (and the Leonardo DiCaprio Sighting)
“I look to my right. Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend. I’m not kidding, I have chills retelling this story…” — Ria [23:29]
“Nobody loves a celebrity sighting more than Noah.” — Rhianne [29:33]
Meta-Discussion: Who Should Be Invited Next Time
“All you had to do there is stand still and just take it in. It’s all about taking in the moment.” — Noah [42:12]
[47:27–60:33]
The Allegation
Community Response
“I certainly fall in a camp that I really don’t think Ciara would throw out this accusation without cold hard facts…” [51:16]
Patterns & Rumors
“I think he was hooking up with girls all the time regardless. But I think once the touch of fame came into play, you feel a little untouchable.” — Fran [54:58]
Alleged Open Marriage?
[60:40–63:31]
“This is such an amazing gig. This is so cool. Seems like Moira’s out… But I think it’s great to mix it up with Ciara and Teffy.” — Rhianne [61:43]
[64:37–74:03]
The Fight Erupts on Instagram
“Their posts are so long, you, like, need an AI summary of the… You’re…” [64:49]
“I will not be sitting down, staying silent or logging off. I did that for years…” — Taylor [71:54]
State of the Show
[75:53–110:50]
Kevin Hart Netflix Roast
“Anytime Kevin Hart started to, like, get into, like, Kevin Hart mode, where I’m like…we need to be making fun of you. This isn’t like your little stand-up bit.” [77:14]
Recent TV & Movie Watches
On celebrity sightings:
“Now, we have to live with the fact that we’re looking at each other like, no one’s going to believe us.” — Rhianne [27:19]
On roast fatigue:
“I just think…I needed it to be condensed. Three hours on a Sunday night—it’s just long.” — Fran [96:17]
On the endless ‘allegedly’s in Bravo drama:
“You have to say allegedly. We don’t want to get thrown into…No. It’s all alleged. Very alleged.” — Rhianne [60:30]
On the Taylor/Mikayla drama:
“I have Mormon wives fatigue. There are people who have Summer House fatigue and Mormon wives fatigue. I don’t have Summer House fatigue. I have Mormon wives fatigue.” — Rhianne [70:04]
Language/Tone: Chatty, snarky, pop-culture-savvy, sometimes exasperated. Personal anecdotes and inside jokes keep the conversation feeling intimate and accessible. The overall vibe is confident, sisterly, and humorous.
Structure: The discussion naturally flows from lighthearted weekend and celeb sighting stories into more structured pop culture news, then segues into the Watch Report, with little filler or wasted time. Quotable moments and playful rants keep the episode lively and relatable.
| Segment | Time | |---------------------------------------------|------------| | Weekend & Celebrity Sighting Story | 01:06–45:24| | Bravo Hookup Rumor: Jen Fessler & West | 47:27–60:33| | Love Island After Sun Hosts Announced | 60:40–63:31| | Taylor Frankie Paul vs. Mikayla Matthews | 64:37–74:03| | Weekly Watch Report / Kevin Hart Roast | 75:53–110:50|
This episode is an absolute must-listen for Bravo fans, pop culture obsessives, and anyone living for the drama of unexpected celebrity run-ins. The Chicks’ playful but insightful breakdowns offer both entertainment and context, while their glowing group dynamics make even the most trivial TV tea feel momentous.
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