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Fran
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Rhea
Listener, first time caller.
Fran
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Rhea
What'S up everyone? It's Chicks in the office with Brian. Fran giving you that Friday energy on a Wednesday. Except it is just Rhea today. Fran is out sick. So it's Rhea and the Noah show. And guys we are giving you whatever vibe you want it to be today? I showed up in my damn pajamas. You want to know why? Because I can. I literally stood in my closet today. I said, what am I going to put on my hair? Left it au natural. You know, I didn't feel like doing it, so we just left it curly. And I was standing in my closet and I said, what should I wear today? What goes with the natural flow? Pajamas. I put on these pajama boxer shorts from Target that my mom got me. And this.
Noah
If you want to show it off, maybe stand up. Cause I don't have the. We only have this camera going.
Rhea
Oh, shit. Do they want to see? I'll give you a little show. They have cherries on them with hearts. Actually, the cherries on them match my cherry tattoo. So I'll just do a quick little thing.
Caller
Okay.
Rhea
I don't want to be off the mic for too long. We don't want dead. We don't want dead air. But I am wearing pajamas and I'm wearing slippers and I was eating Frosted Flakes before and I'm having a coffee. I had two hard boiled eggs. The vibe is cozy, comfy, whatever the hell you want it to be. Okay. Because it's Wednesday and maybe you woke up today, maybe you were in a good mood, maybe you were in a fine mood. You're like, oh, it's another day. Or maybe you were in a bad mood. Okay. There's so many levels where everybody listening could have woken up in any single kind of mood today. And today's whatever you want it to be with the Ria and O A show. All right, Noah, how are we feeling?
Noah
Good. You know, obviously, my story was so good that I was. I got the call back.
Rhea
Yeah, honestly, your story was so good. We said, fran, you could take this one off.
Noah
You know what? Take the week off.
Rhea
You rest, baby girl. Noah's got this covered.
Noah
Yeah, don't worry. I can fill time.
Rhea
Yes. If we need to fill time, Noah has a whole other story for us because Noah had a little run in with the law.
Noah
Yeah, I woke up in a frightful mood today.
Rhea
Frightful. Fearful.
Noah
Frightful. Is that a word?
Rhea
The weather outside is frightful.
Noah
Yeah, it is. That's how it's.
Rhea
That was you today.
Noah
Honestly, the past day since I got back, honestly, from San Francisco and checked my mail, I've basically thought my life is over and that I'll be behind a jail bar soon enough.
Rhea
Okay. Yes. Because you are a very. Basically, you are crazy. Yeah, we know from your weekend story. You're just out of crap.
Noah
Yeah, I'm crazy. No, I think we talked about on the podcast whenever it first came up about jury duty. And I think I was asked. I really hope no one's listening to this from like the courts.
Rhea
Did you sum it up or do you want to tell another 30 minutes?
Noah
No, I won't, I won't. But basically I had asked like people, what should I do to get out of it? Blah, blah, blah. I'd say the overwhelming majority of responses was like, just ignore it. Nothing will ever happen. I ignore it all the time. Like, they can't do anything they can't prove, but like, they'll never check.
Rhea
People gave you bad advice.
Noah
So I had ignored it a couple times since then. Been like a bit. God. And I'm like, I threw it in the trash.
Rhea
You're in the weeds again. Get out, get out. You threw your mail in the trash?
Noah
I threw the summons, the last couple in the trash and thought it was fine. I was like, they're not gonna do anything. They kept sending it and they kept being like, you ignored the last one. Here's another one. And I'm like, whatever.
Rhea
It feels like the more this story goes on, the more honesty comes to front here. So keep going.
Noah
Yeah. And I really don't wanna repeat another long story. So basically, fast forward to listen.
Rhea
Listen, we are ready.
Noah
I came home on Sunday night and checked my mail and this envelope was different. Cause it had like, it had like, it made it seem like it was from the commissioner of whatever jury thing. Like it wasn't just a general thing. I was like, oh, God, what is this? Opened it up and yep, it was a very serious note of like, you have to come in basically saying, I'll either get a huge fine. Which they've already said. But this time, like it was kind of more an emphasis on like the imprisonment possible possibility or like me getting a criminal contempt charge and all this other stuff. So, yeah, I thought that was it for me. So went into the court today, which by the way is like very intimidating because it's just that like giant building. It's the type of buildings that you see like P. Diddy and those type of people like walk out of or walk into like they were, you know. And there I am walking in and I had to answer for my non compliance. I had to either admit non compliance or ask for a hearing. And I didn't ask for a hearing.
Rhea
You admitted.
Noah
I never actually said the words. But she was basically like, she brought me over to this desk and was like, so what happened? Why'd you miss it? And I had all these. I was talking to lawyers, by the way. Like I was reaching out to anyone I knew for advice and I was maybe gonna like play the. Play certain cards. And I said, you know what, I should just be honest and say. I was like, I don't have any real good excuses. Like I just. Yeah. And she was nice enough to waive the non compliance. I feel like this has gone on too long already.
Rhea
Yeah. Honesty is the best policy. We're glad that you're free. We're glad you're not a criminal.
Noah
And I will be doing jury duty later in the year.
Rhea
Okay, good, good.
Noah
Otherwise. Yeah, I might go to jail, so.
Rhea
Yeah, no you won't. You'll be attending jury duty. I'm very, very glad that you got this covered because it was looming over your head. It's a whole thing. It sucks when you got something looming over your head.
Noah
Honestly.
Rhea
This reminds me of your honesty right now. Reminds me of a time when I went to go visit my Nonno in Florida. Just me. It was just me. Nobody else came with me, went to visit him. And at 4:00 in the morning, he was driving me to the airport and he turned to me, it was silence. He turned to me and said, I gotta tell you something. I said, what? He admitted to me that he did in fact hit a car. That he had told us that a car hit him. He got into an accident. It was the other people's fault. Whole big thing. He decided he was gonna bestow upon me the information that he had the rest of my family injured. What? No. That he is the one who caused the accident and he hit their car. His said, I gotta. I gotta get it off my chest. I gotta tell you something. I hit them. And I said, oh my God, Nano, you're telling me this.
Noah
It feels good to get it off your right.
Rhea
And you. And you go to somebody and right now I'm that person. And then I was that person for my Nano. So I'm glad that you feel a little bit free and you got it off your chest and now you won't have anything looming over your head besides going to the jury duty, which is.
Noah
Fine, you know, don't push it off again.
Rhea
You gotta go, bro.
Noah
No, I gotta go.
Rhea
You're grown. You're grown. You're grown man. They want me bad.
Noah
They want me bad. You know what's crazy?
Rhea
They want me to your ass in the sliders.
Noah
My parents house, which is in Westchester County.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
Yesterday they sent me. They summons me in that county, like, separate from this.
Rhea
They think you're.
Noah
They want me.
Rhea
They want you. They think you're a great civilian in this world, and they want you to serve.
Noah
I'm playing hard to get. I feel like that's why, Like.
Rhea
Yeah. And they're honestly being a little bit pathetic. They're being a little bit thirsty towards you.
Noah
What's it called? Story. A cautionary tale. Don't. Don't ignore the jury summons. Okay. I'm just telling you they'll come after you.
Rhea
That's a beautiful way to put it. A cautionary tale. Yeah, I love that. Great way to sum it up. How are we feeling otherwise?
Noah
Good. Good.
Rhea
Your newfound fame from the big story the other night.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
People stopping you on the street. You're the guy with the long story.
Noah
Tell me a story. Tell me a story.
Rhea
Please, sir, will you tell me a story?
Noah
You better tune in for the jury duty story. My God, people are gonna be pissed. That was only like, a couple minutes.
Rhea
I know. That was, like, seven minutes.
Noah
The thing is, you guys, like, I was. I feel like I'm expecting to be cut off. When I'm not cut off, I just keep rambling.
Rhea
Yeah, well, I'm not gonna just. I'm cutting you off right now. But, you know, I'm gonna let you tell your story. I wish I had some interesting stories going on right now. Yesterday was the most bored I've been since I was probably a child. I'm not gonna lie. I don't get bored often. I always find, you know, I'm usually, you know, at home with Matt. We always find something to do. We go on our walks every night. I'm always entertained. We watch a little tv. You know, there's always something going on. He's in Boston filming something with some football players. I said, please don't get hurt, because I think these football players are literally tackling him to the ground. That's a whole other story. So please don't get hurt. Yesterday I was a level of bored I didn't even know existed anymore. I was like, oh, my God.
Noah
I could tell.
Rhea
Yeah, I know. I know. I was sending everybody old pictures. I was going down that route. Nobody was entertained. Everyone stopped.
Noah
Some of them were.
Rhea
Some of them. But then everyone stopped answering. And I said, all right, I'm gonna clear the floor here. I'm not gonna talk anymore. And it seems like that was the way to go.
Noah
Is there anything worse than sending something that, like, maybe you're high and you think it's like the funniest thing ever. And then no one responds.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
And you're just sitting there like, should I not have sent that?
Rhea
Right? You're like, wait, now I read everything.
Noah
I've ever sent, like literally every day.
Rhea
Yeah. And that was me. I was just bored yesterday. And I went on such a long walk and I said, you know, after this walk, I'm gonna get some soft serve ice cream. There's nothing better than a vanilla chocolate with sprinkle swirl from a little truck. You know, they got Mr. Softy around my area. They have Mr. Sanchez, you know, there's dueling ice cream trucks. And I said, I'm gonna go on a really long walk and I'm gonna get ice cream. After it came back, finished my walk. There was no trucks. There was no trucks. It was around 7 o'. Clock. What do you mean? It's a perfect time for an ice cream truck.
Noah
What's your go to?
Rhea
My go to?
Noah
No order.
Rhea
I just said vanilla chocolate swirl with sprinkles.
Noah
You don't switch it up ever. Not you. Never. Not a snow cone.
Rhea
One time I made the mistake of getting a snow cone. I got a snow cone and I said, I wish I had my, My swirl.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
You know. You know when you switch it up and you're like, I should have just went with the original. I was never a cherry dip gal.
Noah
That's. That's my go to.
Rhea
That's your go to? Yeah. Well, it doesn't matter because the trucks didn't exist. I didn't get my ice cream. I. I went home and I made a smoothie bowl. Ugh.
Noah
I would have ordered something probably.
Rhea
Well, I don't. In the summer, I feel like you can't get ice cream delivered. You know what I mean?
Noah
Cause it'll melt.
Rhea
Yeah, it's like not the same.
Noah
It's not the same. But you could have definitely ordered ice cream.
Rhea
I definitely could have, but I just. They gotta be like, no, I've ordered ice cream before.
Noah
But I'm saying, you don't think they carry it in like they do in freezer bags?
Rhea
Yeah, of course, but it's just not the same. You know, it's not like walking up to that truck, there must be an ice cream chasing it down the street. No, don't leave yet.
Noah
Like an ice cream.
Rhea
There's lots of ice cream places around, but not the soft serve I was looking for. So I made a smoothie bowl and that was that. And then I watched the perfect match, which is really not a fantastic show. Have you ever watched?
Noah
No, I've never watched. I don't even know, like, the premise. Well, I know that they're all from, like, different shows.
Rhea
They're all from different reality shows. I do enjoy seeing Juliet Porter back on the screen. She was from Siesta King. If people don't know who she is. And she's very entertaining. I think she's really good. Professionals.
Noah
Clayton.
Rhea
Clayton's on.
Noah
People were saying, by the way, that we should have Clayton teach us how to dance.
Rhea
Oh, no, I'll pass. We have a pro. We have a professional.
Noah
We do.
Rhea
We have a professional sep again. I'm really excited for that, by the way. I actually go on waves.
Noah
Do you think that we get to pick the song or no?
Rhea
I think so.
Noah
Should we, like, pick one, like, ahead of time?
Rhea
We should.
Noah
And, like, maybe tell her in advance.
Rhea
Yeah. What would be your go to? This was like, when we were in the car driving to the Hamptons and I asked everybody what their. What their walkout song would be, and Noah hit me with Trademark USA by Baby Keem.
Noah
That was just the first thing that came to mind. And I've thought about that being a walkout song before. When I'm high. Yeah.
Rhea
Pretending it's a great song. It gets you hyped up. But I can't play it. But I will speak.
Noah
It's more about. Well, let me just say before you read the lyrics, it's more about the vibe of the song and, like, the beat of it. Yeah, the song.
Rhea
Yes.
Noah
Not the lyrics. I wasn't saying let me walk it to the song that best describes me.
Rhea
Right, right. Because when you chose this song, I just was kind of knocked off my feet in shock when the first words I heard were trademark on that pussy. Trademarking my brand new bitch.
Noah
And, yeah, listen, I just. Those words would never come out of my mouth.
Rhea
It didn't feel natural.
Noah
No, no.
Rhea
But this is like your alter ego.
Noah
Your not even alter ego. Just, like, you put the song on, it's like. Yeah. Like, it gets you fired up.
Rhea
It does, it does. But all of a sudden I said, oh, my God. Trademark on that pussy.
Noah
What are we doing here? What song did you choose again?
Rhea
What did I choose? I was. I was in an Aussie phase. I was mourning, and I was in an Aussie phase. And.
Noah
But like most rap songs, I wouldn't say, like, I can necessarily, really. So if I'm picking a rap song, like, there aren't that many where I'd be like, yeah, this. Yeah. No, no, I think I know what you think of this for sure.
Rhea
We're not really relating to any of them, but it just.
Noah
Yeah. Was shocked first so harsh start to the.
Rhea
It just was like, oh, my God. Whoa. No, I didn't know you were listening to this on your spare time.
Noah
I actually don't listen to that often, but it's a good song, you know.
Rhea
It is a good song. Honestly, that would. That. I do get what you were saying, though. It is a. It's a choice that'll get you hyped up. Back to the Perfect Match, though, for a second. Don't know how we got left off there, but. Oh, Clayton, sometimes I'm watching these. These shows, and I go, how are we in its third season? You know, that's sort of how someone's watching me. Like, I'm continuing to watch. Although it feels like low budget, you know, like the. No, not the quality. Like, it's like the challenge that they're partaking in and stuff. I'm like, it doesn't even seem like they're trying because they don't think that there's a big reward for the. For this show.
Noah
What is the reward?
Rhea
I don't know.
Noah
Or, like, what's the end goal here? Like, you. You leave with someone and. Yeah, like, a prize.
Rhea
Well, people do. People have ended up together, specifically on the season. Two people are engaged, but it takes so long for it to come out.
Noah
Oh, that's the thing. That's the part of the show. Yeah. Cause I remember, like, every season, you see people, like, after the show is filmed, and you're like, what?
Rhea
And by the way, I fucked up his name. I called him Louis for the majority of Monday's podcast. His name's Louie and he's on this season, but now we know he's.
Noah
Oh, he's on this season.
Rhea
He's on this season of Perfect Match. So we know that whoever he ends up with, he's not with. So it's just. I think it takes too long to come out, but it's entertaining enough to throw on in the background.
Noah
I think they. Like, in five years, there won't be any reality shows that are, like, on a delay like that. It's got to be happening, like, in real time. They're going to like Bachelor in Paradise. Like, think about how much better Bachelor in Paradise would be if we knew it was happening right now.
Rhea
I know. But honestly, the big prize now with Bachelor in Paradise, they've really upped it.
Noah
500,000 Disney's. Like, we are putting everything into the we are.
Rhea
We are throwing every dollar into bathroom paradise. Got to catch up on that as well, because I actually am interested in this season and I do want to know, like, how it ends up. That's a. That's a big load of cash.
Noah
I mean, compared to Love Island.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
Which is way more popular.
Rhea
That's one of the bigger prizes on a reality show. Right.
Noah
But is it. So if you.
Rhea
How do you win Bachelor in Paradise? I have to catch up. That's what I'm saying. I only heard about it. It only started last week that they revealed the big prize.
Noah
And then I'm assuming it's gonna be like a split.
Rhea
Yeah, like a split decision type of deal.
Noah
So that would be awesome. If someone took the money.
Rhea
I know. We need some. We need someone to pull a bananas on one of these romantic shows.
Noah
I feel like it's love show never happens.
Rhea
No, I mean, it's happened on the challenge, but that's not.
Noah
I don't even think it's about hurting the person's feelings or what. It's really just a public react. Like, you would be throwing away, like, your career on social media because everyone would hate you for that.
Rhea
Right. And you wouldn't know if people hate the other person enough for you to take their money.
Noah
But if you're winning, then, like, clearly America likes you.
Rhea
Right. But not a Bachelor in paradise because different Bachelor and Pride is not. It's not live. So think about it.
Noah
Oh, true.
Rhea
You're thinking about Love Island.
Noah
Yeah. It's not a fan thing.
Rhea
It's not a fan thing.
Noah
Who decides?
Rhea
So they're just going off. You know what I mean? I have to catch up. I'm pretty behind, so I'm excited to catch up on that. And there isn't so much going on in the pop culture world right now, but we do have VMA nominations. We have more stories from Sheena Shay. Maybe, you know, maybe there'll be a.
Noah
Second book every week.
Rhea
I know Noah has a lot of.
Noah
New A list celebrity.
Rhea
I want to dive a little bit deeper into Nicola Paltz and Victoria Beckham not being able to stand each other anymore. And I want to do a little Bravo talk, a little catch up. Denise Richards filming Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kim Zolciak spending all her daughter's money. And the Valley reunion was on last week. I watched it and I forgot to talk about on weekly Watch Report. And we have the Popcorner. So let's get into some topics. Let's get into the Popcorner. Let's have a hell of a show, ladies and gentlemen. And let's get comfy, cozy and ride the wave of the Noah and Rhea show. This episode is brought to you by McDonald's. Right now, in front of me, I have McDonald's breakfast. I have sausage, egg and cheese McGriddles. I got hotcakes in the bag. I got a McMuffin and I got two hash browns. Because one is just never enough. You obviously have to have put one on the sandwich and then one to eat on the side. McDonald's breakfast is the best. There's so many options. I just mentioned a couple right in front of me. These are my favorites. The hotcakes with soup, syrup. Oh, to die for. Sausage, egg and cheese McGriddles. My go to McMuffin, you get a bacon, egg and cheese. And then of course, the staple, the one and only McDonald's hash brown. You can never go wrong. But you can go wrong if you wake up and Ms. McDonald's breakfast, which you do not want to do. So make sure you're waking up in time because it's time for McDonald's breakfast. We're gonna get into all the VMA nominations and the other things I mentioned, but I want to start off with some Bravo talk because on Monday I forgot to mention that I did watch the first part of the Valley reunion that was on last week. Now when you're listening to this on Wednesday, the second part would have aired. I assume it's going to be a continuous Jackson Britney fight, so we can kind of talk about it from there. Last week, wow, we. We saw why these two people should never ever be in the same vicinity even though they have to co parent. Jax Taylor should never be allowed on our TV screens as ever again. I think we've known that. But there were some crazy things said back and forth. Britney said that she wouldn't touch Jax's dick with a 10 inch pole. I think she meant 10 foot pole because 10 inch pole.
Noah
Was she trying to make a joke about the size of it?
Rhea
I mean 10, that wouldn't be a joke. 10 inches would be quite big. You know what I mean? 10 inch dick would. Would be big. You know.
Noah
Either way it's a cool.
Rhea
I don't think it's a dis.
Noah
Yes, you know, that's true.
Rhea
So I think she meant to say, I think Jackson Britney struggle with getting sayings correct. I think we see that on the show. So I think she said 10 inch. 10 inch pole. I think she meant 10 and 10 foot because 10 inch, she'd get she'd get fairly close, but she's not touching it. She'd look at it, but she's not touching it. And then Jax was like, that's not what you were saying. You said you wanted to hook up one last time. Which he just disgust me because he just, he's so in the wrong. But he can't just be in the wrong. He has to just like throw digs out there as well. Like when Brittany was talking about how she lost her sparkle and Jack is like, again with the word sparkle. Like he can't just accept that he's doing these things wrong. He has to just throw little digs out there. You know, he's dissing who Britney's hooking up with and oh, you know, you left condoms all over the place. She's like, at least I use them once again, calling Jack's dirty dick and all these things. And he really is disgusting Jax. He really just is a disgusting piece of shit. And we've seen this for years and he can't seem to. To make change. And it just goes on and on. And they're in just a nasty legal battle because they've prolonged their divorce. It's not finalized yet. They. I saw recently that when Brittany was on Watch what Happens live, she talked about it and said it's kind of both their fault that they didn't submit the things that need to be submitted on this. It was kind of Jax's fault. And then on top of all the wild things were thrown out about each other on television, Britney brings up that Jax pushed her into a bush and that everyone has seen it now why he's still allowed on our TV screens after literal abuse. I do not understand pushing Britney into a bush. I mean, what. Like it is, it is really out of control. It's reached past the point of. Well, no, it. We still obviously, when they're going at each other with these, you know, 10 inch pole sayings and the sparkle and the thing, we find it entertaining. But then at the same time you're like, this is so unhealthy to have on TV at this point between these two. Like, we just, we've seen their entire lives unfold.
Noah
Imagine being their kids growing up to watch this show.
Rhea
It's. It's insane. Same. We've seen every part of Jax Taylor's life on TV and Britney's now at in Jack's life. And it is just not good. There's no other way to describe it. It's awful. It's terrible.
Noah
Was Jax like this terrible? At the very beginning of yes.
Rhea
Yes, he was.
Noah
So no one ever likes him.
Rhea
No, but people like, he was terrible, and he would cheat on every girlfriend, and he, you know, was out of control. But I think everyone knew he was bad, and they kind of just were like, oh, this is typical douchebag on reality tv, when it then became his wife and kid, I think it became more serious. Like, it was always serious, but now it's like, okay, well, this is like, really, you know, talking about his addiction and all that. Like, it's. It's really, really serious. I also saw on TikTok, somebody got a cameo from Jax, and it was for somebody who lost a parent. And Jax talks about losing his dad. And in the cameo, he's like, it's been six years. It doesn't get better. I'm like, what? Like, I just, you know, enough of J. We've seen enough of him. We've really seen enough of him. So that reunion, although some people found it boring, I thought it was wild to still watch them two go at it. And then the part two had been last night. So if you're listening, you probably saw the part two. I don't know if anything crazy happened to that one more Bravo. Denise Richards was seen filming Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. People believe, in the midst of her nasty divorce that's going on right now, she was seen filming with Sutton and Erica. Listen, Denise is a wild one. And every time she's on Beverly Hills, it is captivating. It is whatever goes on. You're scratching your head. You don't know what you're watching, but you are entertained with Denise Richards on Real Housewives. So I'm a little excited for that because it makes things a little interesting. And then the last Bravo thing, I want to touch on Kim Zolciak. Want to watch what happens live Last week we didn't touch on this, but she did admit to using her daughter's earnings to pay for their bills, which we saw. Kim Zolciak, I'm pretty sure, allegedly had a bit of a gambling problem. She, you know, they were selling their things that they own. This was going on for quite some time when she. When all their relationship issues were public. So that's going to be tough for the kids. You know, your mom using all your earnings, got to pay for the bills.
Noah
And what are. How do their kids earn money?
Rhea
Well, Ariana was on Next Gen and she talked about, you know, making money from social media. Brielle, the same thing. Like, they've been in the spotlight for years and have made money from social media and they also had their own show at one point. So it's like I think the nasty divorce between Kim and Kroy I. Kim lost everything. She had no money and used Ariana's money to pay for bills and, and things like that. But it's gotta be quite a drop and really disorienting when they were on such a high, you know, years and years ago, making so much money, being on tv, getting your own show, all of that to then where they're at now. And now Ariana's on Next gen and I don't know if, I don't know if Next gen will be picked up again. Do listen, I think Next gen is like one of the worst shows ever. I really do. I think, I don't think they're ready to be Next gen. I've said it before, I think they come from interesting parents and they may be interesting in their own right as well. But from what they displayed on the show, I wasn't so captivated. I wasn't so entertained by them. So would I be like, you know, leading the charge of like yeah, give us a next season? No. There are people out there watching it though. Like it has, it is talked about on social media. Why? I have no idea.
Noah
So the show is just them like in the city.
Rhea
Yeah. And like following their own endeavors and what they do.
Noah
Why don't they just cast it with brand new people? I think it's just an EPO baby show.
Rhea
Yeah. And I honestly think, you know, fuck the Next gen show. Why don't you actually just take New York City influencers and give them a show?
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
You know what I mean? Like they are so talked about. They're so big on TikTok. Some of it is like, oh wow, you like that? Some of it you scratch your head at. You're like why are they posting this? I think that would be a good reality show to follow the Next gen. I'm just like some of them are just have the personalities of the wall. If I'm being completely honest, that's how I feel about it. But there are people who are entertained by it. Also on the same topic of shows coming back, I saw Bo and Yang and Matt Rogers were on watch what happens live talking about Las Cold Teresas and the awards and Matt Rogers wants to know. He, you know, went on his whole rant about wanting to know what's happening with Real Housewives of New Jersey because you know, we left off on the season, we never got a reunion Andy said it's close. It's close to figuring out. Matt Rogers said his idea would be to have Teresa have her own show with Louis and then have all the rest of the women together. I'm aligned with that. I'm aligned with it. I think there is a show there without Teresa. I think Theresa could have her own show with Louis and even put Gia on that show. Stop. Stop next gen. And put Gia on a show with Teresa and Louis following their lives. People will watch that. They'd go nuts over that. And then have New Jersey be with the rest of the ladies. So we'll see. Andy said it is close to being figured out. There were all those talks about Dolores being on Rhode island and, you know, being a friend of there. So we'll see. But I think we were robbed of not having, number one, a reunion of that last season that we saw of New Jersey, because it would have been explosive.
Noah
Is that why they didn't have it, though? It would have been too expensive.
Rhea
Yes, that's what they were saying that apparently, like, it would have just been so bad that they couldn't even have it. But that's good. That's good tv.
Noah
Is that.
Rhea
I mean, remember the days of Jersey Shore? The challenge? All these explosive fights that were aired out on tv. I was watching reruns of Jersey Shore recently where it's the. The episode in the first season where Ron gets into that street fight, and he's like, one shot, bro. One shot, bro. And this guy. They're filming. The MTV cameras are filming this guy on the ground knocked out. They couldn't do that now. Oh, my God. Can you imagine?
Noah
I'm trying to think of a parallel right now. It'd be like. Like, Rob from Love island just knocks someone out on the street.
Rhea
And then they. And they film it, and they zoom in on the guy on the floor on beyond the Villa.
Noah
They're like, beyond the Villa. We just got Connor punching people on the street.
Rhea
Yeah. And then they film it. Like, great television.
Noah
But, oh, my God, watching that, by the way, beyond the Villa, I just. I think I'm done.
Rhea
It's a background.
Noah
Two episodes.
Rhea
Yeah, it's a background.
Noah
And now, like, just with everything that's happening, I feel like I can't be invested in, like, what happened so long ago. Like, no one cares about that.
Rhea
Yeah. If they had the cameras going now, it would be a different story. But it was only a mere couple months ago.
Noah
They must be, like, so much is happening with that group now.
Rhea
Yeah. Like, it's true. Like, it's been. Yeah. For the past week, there's been a lot happening. But, yeah, you think back to those old shows of, like, even the challenge we would see when someone got kicked off the show, you know, like, they would get into a massive fight. The producers would step in. We'd see the producers on screen dragging their asses out, telling them to pack up and getting their asses off the screen. We don't see that now. We just heard, oh, they left. Due to personal. Like, we're not seeing the action. And I don't know, it's probably. Probably safer this way that they're not filming people getting into fights and brawls on the street. But that was the golden age of reality television. So with New Jersey. Golden age of New Jersey was when Teresa was flipping tables. You're scared of a little explosion at a reunion. Meanwhile, we had Teresa in the early season flipping tables. Come on.
Noah
Yeah. It's like, there wouldn't be any physical violence. I gotta.
Rhea
Here's the thing.
Noah
Restrain her.
Rhea
With New Jersey, you just. They. They hate each other so much that you never know. But, like, just show us, you know, restrain them. Have some bodyguards, have security say, like, you want.
Noah
You're. You're gonna get fined this amount if you.
Rhea
Yeah. If there's any physical fight. There used to be way more, and I don't condone it. I'm not condoning physical fighting whatsoever. There just used to be so much more on reality tv. It was insane.
Noah
I don't even.
Rhea
I understand why they implemented rules. Because it was out of control.
Noah
Yeah. Going into those things. I wouldn't be looking for that. I'd rather just see them, like, yell at each other.
Rhea
Right. We don't want. It's like. It gets uncomfortable when it gets uncomfortable.
Noah
It's uncomfortable when you think that someone could actually.
Rhea
Yeah, right. We just want them to fight with their words, be screaming.
Noah
Remember that time on Bachelor?
Rhea
Holding them back from a safe distance from me to you.
Noah
Yeah. Who was that on paradise? That one season where he, like, body slam someone and remember that there were two people and one of them body slammed the other, and then I don't remember if they got kicked off or not, but it was, like, just very uncomfortable to watch.
Rhea
I don't recall that. I'm looking at.
Noah
I think it was a season. Was it the season like Dylan and then we're on maybe.
Rhea
Jordan and Christian.
Noah
Yeah. Yeah.
Rhea
And. Yes. And they fought over the pinata.
Noah
Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was crazy.
Rhea
Yes.
Noah
Even then they, like, kind of teased that body slam, like, throughout the season, I feel.
Rhea
Yeah, I just don't think now, you.
Noah
Know, God, reality TV soft now.
Rhea
No, but I honestly think, like, the rules had to be put into place because things get out of control. But it's just. You go back and you watch those early seasons of Jersey Shore, and you're like, how did any of this get aired? How did any of this get aired on tv? God bless me, it's fucking summer, you know. Moving on, we'll stay on the topic of Bravo. While we're here, we'll talk about Sheena Shay. She went on Not Skinny But Not Fast podcast, talked a little bit about the roster of Hollywood men that she had some rendezvous with, and on top of that, mentioned maybe having something with two stars. In the Notebook, Amanda asks if it was Ryan Gosling, and Shina Shea wouldn't confirm her tonight.
Noah
It's probably, like, an extra.
Rhea
I'm just. She's throwing John Mayer's name into every book, every interview. You sleep with Ryan Gosling. No mention of it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Is she protecting the fact because Ryan Gosling is married?
Noah
I don't think she cares.
Rhea
I think, you know, other people are in relationships that she's mentioned. So I'm just.
Noah
Who else was in that movie that would be, like, notable at all?
Rhea
James Marsden. Maybe she slept with James Marsden.
Noah
Kevin Connelly.
Rhea
Kevin Connelly. Well, she also talked about being an extra Entourage, and she slept with Adrienne Garnier, so maybe Kevin Connelly, too.
Noah
She's. She's knocking off the whole cast of Entourage.
Rhea
Iconic. No. I don't know. I just thought it would be interesting that Ryan Gosling would be a name that she did not mention, because Ryan Gosling would be the first name I mentioned.
Noah
Or she's just trying to get like, this is. I mean, there's being talked about as a possibility, but if it didn't happen.
Rhea
Right, Right. Because if you slept with Margot Robbie, she's the first person you're naming. When people ask you who have you hooked up with?
Noah
The. The best case scenario here is, like, Ryan Gosling has to say, like, I don't know who this is. I've never. And then her name is in the news.
Rhea
You're right. That's good marketing, that is.
Noah
That maybe it was Rachel McAdams. I don't know.
Rhea
That's true. Could be.
Noah
Maybe it's Gina Rollins.
Rhea
You're naming the entire cast. It could be. But I just think if you hooked up with Ryan Gosling, you're naming Ryan Gosling. But, yeah, but is he almost too famous to name?
Noah
He's not like that much more famous than he is that much more famous than Tom Mayer.
Rhea
Are you not naming Ryan Gosling because you're scared of being hit with a lawsuit? Whereas, like, you know, you have John Mayer, you know, Andy, you know, the connection. Maybe, you know, John's not sending you anything.
Noah
Yeah. I mean, like, if she's making it up, then. But if she didn't say his name.
Rhea
Then true, it could not be Ryan Gosling. But the. I think if you're asked, did you sleep with Ryan Gosling? And you say, I can't confirm or.
Noah
Deny, then I lean. No.
Rhea
No, I would lean. I would if I didn't. If you asked me, you asked me, did I sleep with Ryan Gosling? No, I wouldn't sit there being like, I can't confirm or that's.
Noah
That's what she's doing. She loves to like.
Rhea
True, you're right. This is why there are people better than myself. You're right. Because the smart play would. Would be to have people guessing.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Meanwhile, I'm like, no, I didn't sleep with Ryan Gosling. Nobody's guessing that. No, I guess you could do that about literally.
Noah
Yeah. Like. Like ask me if I slept with Sydney Sweeney. I can't. I can't.
Rhea
I can't confirm or deny. Yeah, I guess you could do that literally about anybody.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Hmm. Interesting. Here I am thinking, she definitely stopped.
Noah
No one in Hollywood is safe from her.
Rhea
From her.
Noah
No A list actors or musicians. Watch out from being mentioned in a bottom, from being in, from her, insinuating that you guys have had past relations. No one is safe.
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Rhea
Moving on. Nicola. Nicola. Sorry, Nicola. Nicola Peltz and Victoria Beckham. We talked about the renewal of the vows and there's more that comes out every single day about this family and these two. But now it's being quoted that they can't stand each other. And I was talking about this before we started recording. And I love my mother in law. Seriously. Like, I love hanging out with her. We were just together this weekend, having laughs, drinking wine. Every time we go on vacation, we tell them to come because we. We're going to dinner on Thursday.
Noah
Like, she's a good time. I've hung out with her.
Rhea
Yeah. They like my in laws. They are a blast in a glass. And they're just so easy to talk, doing so fun wheat. And I love them. But I was like, it is kind of chic to like hate your mother in law. You know what I mean? Like Nicola Peltz.
Noah
It's a pastime.
Rhea
Yeah. It's like Nicola Peltz hating Victoria Beckham. Like, that's so old Hollywood, you know, that's so old money. It's just like, I fucking can't stand my cunty mother in law. It's just like, what? You know what I mean?
Noah
But it's almost the same way opposite.
Rhea
To, yeah, I can't stand my daughter in law. It's like a rite of passage. When you're that rich, I feel like, you know.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
And it's something I can't relate to, like I said, because I don't want my mother in law to hear this and go, oh my God. She's saying. It's like, you know, no, I wish.
Noah
I hated my mother.
Rhea
No, no, I fucking love her. And she knows that. But I feel like in the Hollywood world when Nicola's getting like drinks with her girls and she's going to lunch and she's like, oh, my mother in law is such a cunt. You know, and she uses cunt, which is Victoria'.
Noah
British Megan. Marco felt too.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
Like, it's actually not Diana. That would be grandmother in law.
Rhea
Yeah. But it's just like, like, it's just a pastime. They, they have their little cigarettes, their skinny little cigarettes. They're having a glass of red and they're sitting there and they're just like my mother in law. And you know, such a.
Noah
The rest of the family's on the mom's side, of course.
Rhea
Oh, I mean, well, they're on Victoria's side. All of Nicholas friends are like, you're right. She's such a. Like, how could she do that to you? Oh, you know, I didn't realize she.
Noah
Was from Westchester, by the way. That's where I'm from.
Rhea
Nicola.
Noah
Yeah, I was looking it up the other day.
Rhea
Have you slept with her?
Noah
Cannot. Look through my book.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
My. My unwritten memoir.
Rhea
You're a long list. Nobody. You get what I'm saying, though? It's just like. And then when Victoria's with the other Beckham, she's like Brooklyn's wife. It's just a pastime in the, in the old money Hollywood world that we can't relate to.
Noah
Yeah, no, that story of like the wedding of like the most beautiful girl in the room. I think it's probably less of him saying it and more of like how she reacted. Like how Victoria reacted. Victoria could have easily been like, no, no, no.
Rhea
Right, right. Victoria could have been like, no, no, no, it's my. It's my daughter in law, Nicola, you know, But Victoria's getting up there like she won an Oscar.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
She. She's like, yes, that's me. I'm posh and I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. Yes. Listen, I know that we've talked about this before, but I don't think we've talked about it enough. I think it could be talked about ad nauseam. I think this topic can be. You ever have a topic with your friends that you could just beat into the ground? Like, maybe every time you see them, you talk about it and you're like, oh, yeah, we've been talking about this since 2013. I got my friends from high school. We could talk about the same thing that happened to us in 2012 every single time we're together. And it never gets old. This is the sort of topic.
Noah
To me, I feel like David Beckham one is like the coolest guy ever. Like, I feel like every guy would strive to be that cool.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
But when it comes to Victoria Beckham, I feel like he has no spine. Like he will just do whatever she says at this point.
Rhea
I feel like they've lived enough life together where he's messed up.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
That's what I feel like. And it was public.
Noah
Yeah. She wears the pants in that, in that house. I think.
Rhea
Well, I think that they're equal. Like, they are just a powerful duo. They are like just a powerful couple. And if you marry into that family.
Noah
It'S like the royal family.
Rhea
Yeah, almost. But I think, like, marrying into that family has to be intimidating.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
But then you get to your wedding and I think Nicola's family also is like very, very, very wealthy.
Noah
I'm sure they are.
Rhea
I feel like I've read something.
Noah
How did they meet?
Rhea
Well, she's an actress.
Noah
Oh, she is.
Rhea
Yeah. So I feel like they probably just ran in similar circles. What has she been in Bates Motel? You ever watched that show?
Noah
No.
Rhea
I loved, loved Bates Motel.
Noah
Now the Last Airbender. Oh, Holidate. I watched that. I remember hearing that.
Rhea
Yeah. The halls.
Noah
Wow.
Rhea
The family's wealth comes from Nelson Peltz, a billionaire investor in business.
Noah
God.
Rhea
So you got two very, very, very wealthy families clashing here. And we need a movie on it.
Noah
This sounds like a movie.
Rhea
It sounds like a movie. I could see this scene in a movie played by these exact people like Nicola Peltz is playing the wife and Victoria Beckham is playing the nasty mother in law. But this just happens to be real life. It's not a movie.
Noah
Yeah. Wow. I'm just looking at her Wikipedia right now. Nicola, we have so much in common. Had a bar mitzvah in Westchester. Yeah. I lean to siding with her in this. Knowing not much with the Marc Anthony story.
Rhea
I'm fully on it.
Noah
Sounds like she's being ganged up on.
Rhea
I'm fully on Nicholas side here. Your wedding day mark. And then Victoria gets up there like she's the belle of the ball.
Noah
I'm just picturing the fights that. That Brooklyn and his parents have had over this behind the scenes.
Rhea
God, I would love. I would love to be fly on the wall for that. I know it's messed up because this is actually their real life family, but when you have so much money and power come into play, you're just like, what are those fights like, you know? Yeah, it's a different level.
Noah
They have like a messenger, like a middleman.
Rhea
Yeah. Like they're not even together, like directly. No, they're not even communicating. Very interesting though. The more that comes out, the more interested I get. I would love if there's any insiders out there that know anything about the feud between this family.
Noah
I'll hit up the people I know in Westchester, see if we can get.
Rhea
There, see what the rumblings are around there. I don't know, but damn. Can't stand each other. They're going to dinner. Oh, I gotta tell you about my mother in law. Well, they're not doing it in that accent, but you get what I'm. It's very. It's more posh. It's more her though.
Noah
She's. I mean, she just sounds like a normal.
Rhea
Yeah, yeah.
Noah
Girlfriend, Westchester.
Rhea
But I keep doing it. An accent. That would be how I would do it if I really want. If I really wanted to play it up.
Noah
Brooklyn Tom Such a bitch. Like, that's probably what she's saying.
Rhea
Yeah. I think she's using the C word because she's British, not Nicola.
Noah
Victoria. Victoria. Victoria, yeah.
Rhea
So I feel like it almost flies.
Noah
It's like, why they use that more?
Rhea
Why use bitch when you can use Kant?
Noah
You think that's like more used in.
Rhea
Europe or in British, like in Britain? British in the uk, they love the word cunt.
Noah
Yeah, I guess they love it.
Rhea
That's like, there's, that's like saying shit.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Oh, cunt, you know, that's like flies off the tongue. I know that's a very harsh word for some people to hear. So I do.
Noah
I don't know why. Like, there's so many bad words that people use all the time.
Rhea
Oh, yeah, that word stings. It does, it does sting. And I don't use it often. And I'm sorry if, you know, it's a Wednesday and you're listening, you're trying to be comfy and cozy like I expressed in the beginning of this podcast and all of a sudden I started yelling the word cunt. I'm sorry to throw you off like.
Noah
That, but I feel like that should be a more.
Rhea
We shouldn't be uncomfortable with it. We should own it. And. Because now it's like a compliment. Like, oh, you're, you're. You know, people like, it doesn't. It's not going to fly off my tongue. But people like, you're serving like, that's so conti. Like, it is so conti to hate your mother in law, but in a good. In, not in a cunt way. In like that chic, you know, I.
Noah
Think if a guy says it, they're like, you should be arrested.
Rhea
Oh my God. You should be arrested. If you call a woman just in.
Noah
General, but if you call someone. Yeah. Like, you're done.
Rhea
Yeah, you should be. They should walk in and put you in handcuffs immediately.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Oh, my God. No, but I. That is not a word I use really. But I have. If I've really, really felt that way about, about somebody, I've been like, no, no, that person's a cunt.
Noah
It's been my go to of like, the only time I ever use it, I think is if I stub my toe. I swear.
Rhea
Yeah, yeah. You motherfucking cunt bitch. Yeah. No, really, if you hit your elbow.
Noah
You stub your toe by myself. I wouldn't say in like, if I stubbed my toe in public.
Rhea
No.
Noah
In my apartment.
Rhea
No. And I. But I think every girl out there, listening. You have an excuse to call at least one person who really just grinds your gears. A c Behind the scenes.
Noah
A friend or a guy.
Rhea
No, you wouldn't call your. If you liked them, you wouldn't call them a guy.
Noah
No. But if you're like.
Rhea
No, I'm saying, I'm talking. If I'm talking with my. If I'm talking with my girlfriends and. And there's somebody out there that is just, you know, a problem, they're a cunt. Yeah, we've said the word too many times now, Noah.
Noah
I haven't really said it at all.
Rhea
Okay, you're right. You're right. I've said it. I've said it an uncomfortable amount of time. So let's move on. We're gonna move on to the VMA nominations. The VMA nominations were released. We're gonna go through them. We'll start off in the top video of the year. Ariana Grande's Brighter Days Ahead. Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather, Kendrick Lamar, Not Like Us, Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Die With a Smile, Rose and Bruno Mars, Apt. Sabrina Carpenter, Manchild, the Weekend, Playboi Carti, Timeless. Right off the bat here, I'm going not like us. But this is personal preference.
Noah
Personal preference. And I don't really, like. I'm not really familiar with the other ones as much. It does feel like Not Like Us has, like, been two years now. Like, how's it.
Rhea
How is it nominated?
Noah
It's just like, I guess the VMAs are a lot later than the other award shows. But it's kind of crazy. Like, it came out well over a year ago.
Rhea
Yeah, that is true. Birds of a Feather as well came out a while ago.
Noah
Yeah. That feels like it's been ever right.
Rhea
Like Man Child and Birds of a Feather being in the same categories. We talk about this every time we talk about award shows, though.
Noah
So it's annoying, though. Like, it should just be. Yeah, I guess that you have to do it when you have people voting, but it's like, it should just be way more recent.
Rhea
It's just confusing. Artists of the Year. Bad Bunny, Beyonce, Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga, Morgan. Well, and Taylor Swift, the Weeknd. I feel like if Taylor Swift is showing up to the award show, she's winning Artists of the year.
Noah
They're basically like, if you come, you'll win.
Rhea
That's how I feel.
Noah
Anything you want.
Rhea
I feel that way. Although there was an award show recently where she went and didn't win.
Noah
Remember, they're like, we gotta make this realistic.
Rhea
Was it the VMAs last year?
Noah
I think it was, wasn't it the.
Rhea
Grammys or the Grammys.
Noah
Who won? Yeah, Beyonce won.
Rhea
Yes.
Noah
And she went. Yeah.
Rhea
Mm. Song of the Year. Alice Warren, Ordinary, Billie Eilish, Birds of a Feather.
Noah
Who do you think she won? Artist of the Year. Like in your personal Artist of the Year?
Rhea
In my opinion, I think will go to Beyonce or Taylor Swift.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Lady Gaga came out of this with the most nominations though.
Noah
That is. Yeah.
Rhea
So, you know, I would be rooting for Lady Gaga as well. Song of the Year. I mentioned the first three. Ed Sheeran, Sapphire, Gracie Abrams. I love you. I'm sorry. Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. Die with a Smile. Lord, what was that? Rose and Bruno Mars apt Tay McCray sports card the Weekend Playboi Cardi Timeless, that Alex Warren Ordinary song.
Noah
Who is this guy?
Rhea
Alex Warren? You remember he started off from like the Hype House, basically.
Noah
Oh, that's.
Rhea
And then. But this song became so popular, especially with weddings in the past year. Ordinary was just everywhere.
Noah
I feel like he came out of nowhere and now he's like number one on everything.
Rhea
Yeah, it's crazy. Best New Artists Alex Warren, Ella Langley, Gigi Perez, Lily Young, Somber and the Maria's. The Maria's. Best Pop Artist ariana Grande, Charlie XCX Justin Bieber. Lord, Miley Cyrus, Sabrina Carpenter, Tate McRae Bieber.
Noah
It's like he was just. That just came out so that. That album.
Rhea
Right. But I can't see Bieber winning that. I think every other woman in that category deserves to win more than Justin Bieber does for that. Best artist for this year. Not as a whole. In the world. In all of life's.
Noah
Yeah, but would you call my album like a pop album? I don't know.
Rhea
Yeah, I mean, I guess, you know, I'm. I worded that incorrectly. I meant like in all of their music they've put out combined, I feel like Justin Bieber really is one of the best pop stars ever. But this past year, I would pick any other woman on that list to be Justin Bieber.
Noah
Didn't she put out like one song this year? There's actually a voicemail about that. I could play it later, but it was kind of like, wasn't it supposed to be the Lord Summer and then like she put one song.
Rhea
That is true. Well, that's beside. You get what I'm saying? MTV Push performance of the year. What? What does push performance mean? These, I guess.
Noah
Oh, it's just like live.
Rhea
Like live live performances. I'm not gonna read everyone. There's a long list there.
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Rhea
Best collaboration we get. Best pop is a lot of repeats. A lot of the same songs nominated. Die with a smile is nominated a lot. Best pop Ordinary is also mentioned a lot. Apt Died with a smile, man child again, best hip hop we got Doshi, anxiety, Drake, Nokia, Eminem featuring Jelly Roll, somebody saved me, Glorilla, sexy Red, what you know about me? Kendrick Lamar, not like us, Lo Cool J featuring Emma, Eminem and Travis Scott. I think this one, although I actually hate this song because I love the original Somebody that I used to know and every time anxiety comes on anywhere and it has that beginning part and I think somebody that I used to know by Gaussier is about to come on. But then it's just anxiety. I get very frustrated.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
But I. I would be rooting for Doshi and Joshi in general. Like I love her and want her to win all the awards. I just don't personally love that song anxiety, but it was so big that I could see that winning.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Best R and B, Chris Brown. Chris Brown is still being met. Like Chris Brown's still going residuals. Leon Thomas and Freddie Gibbs Mutt Mariah Carey type Dangerous Party next door. No Chill Summer Walker, Heart of a woman says a drive the weekend played by Cardi Timeless Best alternative, Gigi Perez, Sailor song, Imagine Dragons, Wake up Lily Young, Messi, MGK and Jelly Roll. Lonely Road, somber Back to friends, the Maria's back to me. Best rock Coldplay all my love.
Noah
Coldplay's gotta win. Then they gotta like put a camera on some random couple.
Rhea
Oh my God, that would be funny. I'm gonna mispronounce this. Evanescence. Evanescence. Afterlife.
Noah
Evanescence. Yeah.
Rhea
Green day, One eye Bastard, Lenny Kravitz, Honey, Linkin park, The Emptiness Machine, 21 pilots, the contract, give it to Lenny. There's a lot of categories this year and I think a lot of these will be probably not streamed. You know, we always see people winning their awards on the carpet because there really is a lot of categories. Best album in general. We have Bad Bunny, Kendrick Lamar, Lady Gaga, Morgan Wallen, Sabrina Carpenter, the Weeknd.
Noah
Kind of crazy because Sabrina Carpenter is releasing a new album in like two weeks.
Rhea
Right, I forgot about that.
Noah
I just saw she posted the other day.
Rhea
Oh, yeah.
Noah
So, like, this will be old news.
Rhea
Yeah. So that's. That's a big category. And then there are a ton of other categories as well. The VMAs is always exciting and fun and they make it, you know, more one of the more exciting award shows with a lot of performances and a lot of celebrities coming.
Noah
That's really good. Right?
Rhea
I did enjoy last year's VMAs. I found it to be entertaining.
Noah
I feel like they market it as, like, what could happen. They did everything else that's happened in the past, right.
Rhea
All before 2013. Yeah.
Noah
Well, they had. The Miley and Nikki thing was at VMAs, right? Where she, like, called her out.
Rhea
Yeah. But that was Miley and Nicki Minaj.
Noah
VMAs was a Miley Robin Thicke thing at the VMAs too.
Rhea
Yes. That was also obviously the Kanye. Yes. It was like early 2010s. The VMAs had a lot of moments. 2015, I think, was Miley and Nikki or maybe a little bit before then. 20, 2013 was a big VMAs year. That was the Robin Thick and Miley Cyrus dancing on stage. That was the whole thing. The VMAs. Yeah. I guess you could say what's going to happen? But I don't. I don't think we get.
Noah
I mean, if Drake. I doubt Drake would go, but if Drake and, like, then Susan Kendrick are there, but I doubt that they'd all be at the same.
Rhea
Right. And I feel like Drake doesn't attend award shows anymore.
Noah
He doesn't, but then he's like, always posting about, like, charting and, like, wanting to be number one. So I feel like he want, like, I think he wants to win.
Rhea
Right. But he's like, I'm not showing up because of the off chance that I don't win.
Noah
Also, like, yeah, all these award shows have just been awarding songs that have been shitting on him.
Rhea
So Lady Gaga walked away with the most nominations, which I'm so happy about. Will always, always, always be rooting for Lady Gaga and always so happy for her. So happy for her nominations. I think that not as many for Taylor this year, but she was nominated.
Noah
A lot last year because the Torture Poets that came out. Yeah, that was before last time.
Rhea
Mm.
Noah
So I feel like she's not going to this unless she is announcing something, like, unless it's part of some great.
Rhea
Right. But I think that there's no announcement because she did a whole thing when she got her albums back, she was.
Noah
Like, I know, but like, you know, but. But there she has to. Like, if she's putting out a new album, like, she's gonna have to make it.
Rhea
Right.
Noah
But.
Rhea
Right.
Noah
VMAs. I feel like that's not beneath her.
Rhea
But, like, do you think Kendrick will go?
Noah
I doubt it.
Rhea
Really? He's nominated a lot.
Noah
He is. But, like, you're gonna go to, like, the Grammys. I get to the Grammys. Like, I don't know.
Rhea
I feel like with the VMAs, they could be paying people like Hendrick to go.
Noah
You think? I mean, yeah, that makes sense if.
Rhea
You'Re that big of an artist. I feel like maybe, but I don't know. I could see him maybe not attending this. He might. He might.
Noah
He just went to the Bat Awards. I think that was it.
Rhea
See, this is very excited for, like, Alex Warren. Right. You know, and it is a great accomplishment. Like, he was a TikToker hype pals, YouTube, and then all of a sudden, he puts out this song that's an absolute smash hit that people play everywhere. So that is. That is really exciting. Billy the Birds. It's another thing where just these songs have just been out for so long that you feel like, like, die with a Smile. Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars. Lady Gaga's put out a whole new album.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
So we'll see. VMAs are always fun and entertaining. It's a good night of television. You know, you pop it on, you see some performances. Will probably. We'll probably see Tate McRae before, and we'll probably see Sabrina Carpenter before my.
Noah
Girlfriend Tyler is nominated for best choreography.
Rhea
So Tyler always. Always a treat to watch her perform. And maybe the weekend. Didn't the weekend pop on for a performance that confused?
Noah
Well, he was back after hating the Grammys. Wasn't that the whole thing? Like. Yes, he hated it. And then now he's back. Yeah, because, like, the Grammy guy apologized to him or something.
Rhea
Right, right, right. That did happen. Yeah.
Noah
Well, the Weeknd's one of those guys where it's like, he is so insanely big, and he's performing like, stadiums. And then I'm kind of like, how, like, I. There's so many songs that I love of his, but it's like, how did he get this big?
Rhea
And he still has the most streamed song on Spotify. Like, Blinding Lights is the most streamed song on Spotify, only to be beaten out by an Ed Sheeran song. And then another. The Week Not Beat now by. By. Followed up by Ed Sheeran. And then another weekend song like, he is just. He's the most streamed art.
Noah
He was. I thought his last album was like him retiring the Weeknd name. Wasn't that a thing? And then still the weekend.
Rhea
I honestly feel like that didn't.
Noah
He's not gonna go by Abel.
Rhea
I. I feel like the artists, they go through. They go through, like identity crisis and they're like, this is not. I've been pretending to be the Weeknd and I'm actually able. And then it's just like, songs by Abel don't sell. And he goes back to being the weekend because he's the number one streaming artist on Spotify. Why change it up? But I could understand, you know, you've done something for so long.
Noah
Well, I feel like he looked at at least the last few albums of like, he was playing a character. Like, like the way that he called everything out, he was like, that wasn't him.
Rhea
Yeah, he's not. It wasn't able. It was the weekend, I guess being able, you try to separate the two, but then you just become the weekend.
Noah
Him and Drake. I mean, Drake has beef with like half the people that are nominated. So, like, that would be interesting. I don't. I don't.
Rhea
Yeah, I can't see. I can't see Drake showing up to that. Probably heading off the Turks. Turks and Caicos. Miami, one of them.
Noah
Yeah. You know, he's like, been in Europe now performing for a while.
Rhea
So I did see him on stage actually performing a couple old songs. He did Love Me, he did Fancy. And it was so crazy because he was. You see the video where he did Fancy and he was like, you guys don't know this song. And like, they didn't. The crowd.
Noah
Oh, really?
Rhea
Honestly, wasn't. They were singing a lot to Love Me, but they were not singing to Fancy, which really made me feel, like, old. Oh, my God. Not old, but I was like, how don't you know? You know what I'm saying? But I guess if you're a certain.
Noah
Age, I mean, some of these people are probably like, weren't even born when that came out.
Rhea
It's crazy. Like, when did Fancy come out?
Noah
2010. 2010.
Rhea
10. 2011.
Noah
That was his first.
Rhea
2010.
Noah
Yeah. 2010. Yeah.
Rhea
I mean, thank me later. Is.
Noah
That was a great album.
Rhea
It was fantastic. You're right. Because it's 20. There's 15 year olds going to a show that were born in the year 2010. Oh, my God, can you believe that?
Noah
It's basically like, think about when you were born.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
And it's Like, I was born in 1995, and then that's basically like, who was putting out music in 1980? Like, I couldn't really. Like, I could tell I loved music from the 70s and 80s. But yeah, I couldn't really be like, oh, well, this album came out in 1980. Like, it's before me.
Rhea
And if you're thinking about it, like, when I started listening to Drake and loving Drake, I was like 14, 15 years old. So now the people that are loving listening to drake right now, 14, 15. This album came out in 2010. They don't even know it.
Noah
Yeah, they're just like his last few albums, probably.
Rhea
That's wild to think about. That is really crazy.
Noah
Yeah. Thank. Yeah.
Rhea
They don't know.
Noah
That album has so many good songs.
Rhea
The golden age of Drake.
Noah
Yes. I mean, that was the best. Drake is the.
Rhea
It was the beginning. I mean.
Noah
Take care. 2015.
Rhea
Going from starring with so Far Gone, which had. Best I ever had, which was great. Then going to thank me later. Fantastic. Over up, over.
Noah
Oh, great song.
Rhea
Miss Me. Oh, my God, it's endless in this album. Oh, I'm accidentally playing it. Endless. And then you go right into Take Care. And then you go into Nothing was the same.
Noah
That's my favorite Drake album.
Rhea
20, like 2009-2010-2011-2012, all back to. Back to back. Drake.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Was Even views even I was my favorites. Two of my favorites are. If you're reading this, it's too late. It's what time we alive. Very, very like heavy rap, I think.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
More so leaning. I'm blown away right now thinking about.
Noah
This, actually, that there's kids who. Who don't know they're right.
Rhea
But that's how. You know what. That's how people older than us feel about other music. But we all listen to that older music. I feel like there are. I saw.
Noah
There's so much more music now.
Rhea
Yeah.
Noah
Than when we were like. Like. You know what I'm saying?
Rhea
Like, and.
Noah
And it's easier to just. There's more distractions.
Rhea
Yeah. More to skip. Like, oh, you're. You know, maybe you're not listening to all the older music because we all love, like, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, all before the 2000s. I love that kind of music. But I saw a video of a girl who's a gym teacher and she was playing Paper Planes by Mia.
Noah
Oh, I saw this, I think.
Rhea
Which is a classic.
Noah
Classic.
Rhea
And the people in the class were like, this is cringy. Shut this off. This is like, what is this Kind of TikTok music playing whatever.
Noah
They thought it was from TikTok, because, like, they saw, they heard it on TikTok.
Rhea
It's just shocking. It's. It's. You know, it makes you sad, but I guess that's what happens.
Noah
Yeah. No, I feel like every generation doesn't want to be the type to get older and then hate on the music below them, but it's just inevitable.
Rhea
It is inevitable because I hear some.
Noah
Where I'm like, power to you, but I just don't get it.
Rhea
Me too.
Noah
Even, like, I feel that way about, like, Playboi Carti, and I don't. I'm just like. It feels like they're just squealing.
Rhea
Yeah, you're right.
Noah
Like, what is this?
Rhea
And then all of a sudden, you're. You're like, oh, my God, I sound like how my parents sounded. But it's just a natural development because I guess music just goes with time. Although I think, you know, we still get. We still get solid.
Noah
Oh, there's still plenty of great artists and new musicians out there, for sure. You know, everyone has their own taste, definitely.
Rhea
All right, well, I think that wraps up the VMA nominations and that wraps up the topics. Today's a comfy, cozy day. Like I said, I have my Abercrombie quarter zip on. It's so comfortable. I have the matching sweatpants too, but. But it's hot today, so I didn't wear those. I do have my quarter zip on. And as you guys know, besides their amazing sweatshirts, activewear, everything else. Abercrombie loves denim and how denim should feel. They have staple denim fits and are always ahead of the trend. All of Abercrombie's women's jeans are available in Curve Love, which I love because it is so comfortable and has extra additional room through the hip and thigh to eliminate the waist gap. And they also have the classic fit you know and love with a straighter line from waist to hip. I love all of Abercrombie's denim. It's my favorite denim. The shorts, the jeans, so many options, sizes for all. It's petite, regular, long for, you know, the length that you want. They have every size. And with the Curve Love, there's so many options. Starting on August 6th, Abercrombie's viral denim sale is back. See what all the hype is about and give your denim collection upgrade before it's over. Offer valid in stores and online. August 6, 2025 to August 11, 2025 in US Canada. Excludes clearance online, online price Will reflect discount. You can see details online beginning August 6, 2025. All right, let's get into the Popcorner where we're taking your voicemails, your hot takes, your opinions. Now let's start us off and play the first voicemail.
Caller
Hi, Aria, Fran, Noah and Olive. I don't know about you guys, but I feel like in the summer I turned pretty. It has just gotten way too messy. I don't like that Billy has been with Jeremiah for so many years. I know everyone feels this way, but the fact that they've gone as far as getting engaged, I feel like there's no returning for her to then be with Conrad because it just feels too messy. It's kind of like, don't date each other's ex. Like, how are you going to redeem this storyline and make it seem like it's totally normal that Conrad is now going to be with his brother's ex fiance? That's just so messy. And you cannot convince me that in real life a brother is going to be okay with his older brother dating and marrying or whatever their storyline ends up being his ex fiance. It's just. It's too messy. I love Conrad. I've been a Conrad Stan from the very beginning. But the beginning of the season when she was so overly committed to Jeremiah, I just. I don't know, I can't get behind it. Curious what your guys take is. Thank you.
Rhea
Bye. Thank you. Now listen, I feel like the best part about this is that it's not real life. And yes, in real life, would any of us be able to get on board with somebody's brother then ending up with their brother's ex fiance? No, no. I. I think we'd all be like, what the fuck is going on? But because we're all so. Not all, but a lot of us. Most of the. Most of the time. Now our team, Conrad will buy whatever story they sell us that ends with Belly and Conrad being together. That's at least where I'm at. I've thrown real life out the window because if this was real life, I. I would be like, what the hell is this girl Belly doing with both brothers? Like, that's. That's how I would be talking about this. And listen, I actually know down the line of people, somewhere, somewhere in, you know, I've heard so and so this person hooked up with both brothers. I've heard that in real life about people. Not that I'm particularly close with her.
Noah
Hooking up is way different than like, right. But dating.
Rhea
No, no, no. Like Hooked up with one brother and then started dating the other brother, you know, and.
Noah
And even, even a one time, like a one time hookup. That's still weird.
Rhea
Even still, I was like, damn, that's kind of weird, you know, Like, I was like, wow, that's crazy. Like, so I. Of course, in real life this would not fly. Like, we'd be like, what? On all ends? You know, and we'd probably. It's gone back and forth because I would say we'd probably feel more bad for Jeremiah. But at the same time, Belly dated Conrad before Jeremiah. So it's a whole back and forth and we just gotta throw real life out the window and think of this as just a book. It's just fantasy. And whatever way they can give us Belly and Conrad, we'll take. Now, currently I'm in the phase of Belly should be with like.
Noah
Wait, wait, listen to this voicemail. I'll play another one in this because there's one just about Belly.
Rhea
Okay.
Caller
Hey, Reid, Bran and Noah. My message is not so much as a hot take because I believe at this point is probably public opinion from Belly and team Jeremiah and team Conrad and all that nonsense. I think at the end of the day, doesn't matter what team you're on. I really think we all just need to be not on Belly's team or Isabelle or whatever stupid name you want to call her if you rewatch the show, which I rewatched seasons one and two before season three. Read the books, all the things. And during my rewatch, it became very prevalent to me that Sally is maybe the most selfish person. Not only is she obviously sleeping with two brothers and making them basically hate each other during their mother's death, which is ridiculous, but she's made every situation about herself. The funeral about her, the memorial service. She had to announce that she was getting engaged. Every little thing, if you notice, you look back at her and she's like, oh, no, no, no. This is about me and my drama. It was even called out by her, by her friend in the first season when she's like, you're not the heroine of the story. Like, there are other people that play here. And it was like hitting the nail on the head. It's exactly her problem. Everything is friggin. She's at the center of her own world, which is whatever, but it's so annoying. And I've never hated the main character more than I hate Belly. And I'm just tired of people saying Team Guy Meyer because. Or team Conrad. I'm team both of them to basically say, let's kind of bond together and leave Belly in the dust because she up their family. Excuse me for language. Anyways, that's my rant.
Rhea
You know what's. It's so funny because people have been like, I really, really hope the ending of this isn't like, Belly picks herself. But imag. The ending was Jeremiah and Conrad coming together and being like, fuck this girl. Like, she played as well. The wear out that would, you know, and that's not the ending we're gonna get. And Belly is a problem. Like, Belly. You're right. Belly is super selfish, and she is all of these things. And I said this last week where I was like, I'm not even. Like, I'm team Conrad, but I think Conrad deserves better than Belly at this point. But I don't want this to end in a Belly pecks herself way. We can't have that.
Noah
That's worst case scenario.
Rhea
That's the worst, most biggest cop out. Oh, Belly. You know? Yes. Belly can be a strong, independent woman who also loves a man. You know what I'm saying? Look, we don't need to. We don't need to end this with.
Noah
Still want to go to the cousin's house?
Rhea
Yeah. Like, Belly's like, I pick myself and I get the keys to the house. But no, but Belly can't. No, listen, I. I think what you're saying is very funny, and Belly is a problem 100%. But most characters in books and shows like this are flawed, and we do still root for them for a reason because we become attached to them. I won't stand for the belly chooses herself narrative, though, because there's no. You can't sell me a storyline that Belly chooses herself when Belly's just been going back and forth between two brothers. Oh, you're gonna tell me all of a sudden Belly chooses herself. No way. These men are on the forefront of her mind, so there's no way Belly's just gonna go, I choose myself at the end of this. I know this wasn't the call, but that's what people are talking about.
Noah
I don't know how this ends because I don't know anything about the books or anything, but just from where we're at right now, like, if Belly, like, breaks Jeremiah's heart or whatever and goes to Conrad and his dad, like, hates him and loves Conrad, like, I feel like it might swing back to, like, everyone feeling bad for Jeremiah.
Rhea
I don't think anyone's gonna feel bad for Jeremiah because everyone's rooting for Belly to cheat on Jeremiah in the next episode with Conrad. They're gonna be home together, and he.
Noah
Might be annoying, but objectively, it's like, oh, this guy's fiance is gonna cheat on her. His dad hates him, everyone loves Conrad, and now he has nothing.
Rhea
Yeah. Yeah. It would be sad for Jeremiah.
Noah
It would be. I'd be worried about him.
Rhea
Yeah. I'd be like, wow, okay, things got.
Noah
An eye on him.
Rhea
Things got really shitty for Jeremiah here, and he can't.
Noah
He hasn't even graduated yet.
Rhea
It would almost kind of have to be. Jeremiah sees that there's still love between Conrad and Belly and is like, I. Or Jeremiah has to cheat on Belly again. If Jeremiah cheats on Belly again.
Noah
Wait, did he say he cheated twice?
Rhea
Yeah, if he. If he cheats on Belly again, then we. You know what I'm saying? It's like, all right, well, Belly needs to get the fuck out of here.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Belly should already not be with Jeremiah. So I think. So I think that's where it comes into, like, Belly shouldn't be. And I think Conrad's gonna find out about the cheating, and Conrad, he's gonna do.
Noah
Beat the shit out of Jeremiah.
Rhea
Gosh. We're gonna have the brothers fighting at cousins. It's the whole thing. So listen, it's very messy, but that's why we watch.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
It's why we are tuned in.
Noah
Because I think she is a good, like, villain. She's the villain of this story. She's tearing everyone apart.
Rhea
Tearing the family apart. It does remind me, though. And we didn't mention this last time. We forget the Vampire Diaries was also based around. I never watched a girl having relationships with both brothers.
Noah
They were vampires.
Rhea
Yes. But you know, that. That was.
Noah
It kind of feels like Twilight a little bit. There weren't brothers, but, like, she's, like, the problem.
Rhea
But it's.
Noah
Pick one. You know, who. Who would be Conrad out of. I'm blanking on their names. I have a Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.
Rhea
Robert Pattinson.
Noah
He's Conrad.
Rhea
Conrad. Robert. More mysterious.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
True Jeremiah. Jacob. More like golden retriever.
Noah
I'll always be team Jacob, though. I don't care.
Rhea
Watching it back, though, it was like Jacob was thirsty, you know?
Noah
Yeah. But he's. He literally like, Robert Patton killed her. If you just think about it.
Rhea
All right, moving along. Next. Next. Voicemail.
Caller
Hey, Ria, Fran, and Noah, this is Kylie from Austin, Texas. I was just wondering if y' all had heard about the possibility of Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend joining The Valley next season. I actually don't really watch much Bravo tv, but I love hearing about it on Yalls podcast, and I just saw that he was possibly rumored to be on it soon, and I really, honestly enjoyed him on Traders. I, you know, heard about Scandival and kind of followed it a little bit and listened on the Pod and definitely, you know, not the greatest guy. But between Traders and just his recent podcasts and stories about going to therapy and everything, he's really kind of grown on me. And I'm just interested to see what Yalls thoughts are on this and if y' all would enjoy seeing him on your screen again. Anyways, love the Pod. Thanks for making our day. Every single Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Rhea
Thank you. I haven't heard these rumors, and I will never get to the point where I'm wanting more Tom Sandoval on my screen, you know, like, did you not.
Noah
Though, when you were watching Traders?
Rhea
I thought he was very entertaining on Traitors, for sure. Game show style. He's an idiot. He's laughable. He's like the town fool, like, that sort of thing.
Noah
But he would be. Why would that be any different on this show?
Rhea
Because this is like his real life and I don't care about his real life anymore.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
You know, I think he's an idiot. And on Traders, it was entertaining because they were, like, playing a game.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
And it was funny to see the banter with that. I don't really care to see anything about his personal life anymore, so that's where I stand on that. You want to keep putting him on silly game shows where we can see how much of a fool he is and we can laugh at him. I'll be entertained. Yeah.
Noah
Yeah. He was on Special Forces.
Rhea
It's not like people were watching Traitors going, like, liking Tom Sandoval because they thought he was, like, super funny. Because he's a classic. We're laughing at you. Yes. It's not like he was being funny and you were like, oh, my God, he's actually a comedian. It's like, oh, he's so dumb that he's funny to laugh at. Which there is an avenue for that for everybody. You know what I mean? Like, if that's. If that wants to be Thomas Anovael's Avenue, go for it. But I don't necessarily care about his personal life to be on the Valley, you know?
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
We might as well just have Vanderpump again if Sheena and Brock are joining. And then you have Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend's. Like, okay, well, then we just have Vanderpump rules, you know?
Caller
Hi, Ria, Fran, and Noah and Olive. So I don't know if you guys are on the side of TikTok that I am on right now, but I am glued to Justin Timberlake's world tour, which has turned into what looks like really bad karaoke. I don't know if you guys are seeing this, but. So Justin Timberlake is on stage doing the absolute least, like, even less than the bare minimum. He's not even singing. He's just, like, pointing the mic into the crowd and, like, fumbling around on stage. It's awful. I cannot imagine paying to see him. And it just makes it that much funnier that this is the world tour that he was so concerned about when he got pulled over for his dui. So just curious if you guys are seeing this. I would love to hear your thoughts. Bye, guys.
Rhea
So this is timely because it. Justin Timberlake just revealed his Lyme disease, and he said, this has been the most fun, emotional, gratifying, physically demanding, and at times, grueling experience. If you've experienced this disease or know someone who has, then you're aware living with this can be relentlessly debilitating, both mentally and physically. Honestly don't know what my future is on stage, but I always cherish this run and all of them before. It's been the stuff of legend for me now, before everyone starts going in to make fun of Justin Timberlake. Lyme disease is very serious, and it can really be, like, a silent killer to people, you know, that deal with Lyme disease. And I think people make a lot of jokes when it comes to something like this because they can't maybe physically see. But there's a lot of things, you know, Lyme disease can have so many effects on the body that, you know, you never really know definitely that what somebody with Lyme disease is dealing with. So people are quick to make fun of Justin Timberlake because Justin Timberlake's one of those people right now that is just getting.
Noah
Have you seen the videos?
Rhea
I have seen the videos, but Justin Timberlake is just one of those people that's just right now in the media, he's getting crushed. No matter what Justin Berl. Justin Timberlake does, he's gonna get crushed for it. People are gonna make fun of him for it.
Noah
He did start singing. I saw, like, after those videos started going viral, whatever his next show was, he, like, he was singing in the parts he wasn't singing in the last.
Rhea
And, like, now we're in this phase of making fun of Justin Timberlake. But, like, Justin Timberlake has banger after banger.
Noah
I don't think anyone's debating that.
Rhea
You're right. They're not debating. And I just feel like that need to be said.
Noah
Have you like that?
Rhea
It's just honestly. Right. You're paying for tour. You want to see him say he.
Noah
Puts him, like, on the ground.
Rhea
Yeah. And he's, you know, entertainer. But if he's struggling, then he's struggling.
Noah
If it's because of lime Ds and you feel bad, but I also feel like then maybe just cancel the tour, like. Right. Or maybe he doesn't want this world tour to end. Nothing will stop this world tour.
Rhea
Right.
Noah
And what goes around comes around. Great song.
Rhea
I felt like you were, like, about to make a joke.
Noah
No, I wasn't.
Rhea
No. I mean, he has banger after banger. And maybe when he signed up to do this tour, maybe he didn't realize what he was dealing with. And so I feel like people often now lack any sort of compassion when they. When somebody's on the hate train or make fun of train.
Noah
It was before the line disease. I think most of them making fun of this.
Rhea
Right. But now it's like, all right, he comes out, he says, has Lyme disease, and nobody believes him.
Noah
But it's like people are saying, yeah.
Rhea
I see people straight up think he's lying. And it's like, well, where's. Okay, where's the compassion? Because I don't know Justin Timberlake, like, I don't believe Justin Timberlake's lying about having Lyme disease, you know?
Noah
Yeah, I don't think so. I think. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know the extent of how it's affecting him.
Rhea
So I just.
Noah
Did he think, you know what? Maybe we announce I have Lyme disease now that I'm getting crushed. Like, yeah, obviously he did that.
Rhea
Well, maybe because he's like, I'm really struggling and everyone's making fun of me. And maybe he wants to let people know why he's struggling.
Noah
You know, Lyme disease is rocking his body.
Rhea
Oh, my God. You know, we'll move along. We'll move along.
Noah
I feel bad for him. My brother had Lyme disease.
Rhea
Yes.
Noah
It's a real thing. Yeah. The videos are funny, though.
Rhea
It is awful. But I think sometimes people, like, when somebody's just thrown into a hate train or whatever, everyone just jumps aboard it and then lacks compassion when somebody's going through something. So, you know, if Justin wants to throw his mic out into the crowd. So be it. Don't. Don't buy tickets to a show. You know, Truly Hard Seltzer is all about fun, light, refreshing variety in a bubbly Everest in style to get you and your people in a lively party mood. I had some trulies on the beach this past Saturday and it was just delicious. Just sat back, dipped my toes in the sand, read my little book on my Kindle, and put back some trulies, which was delicious. They're made with flavor. And all drinks are packed with flavor, fun, exciting flavors. They're made light and bubbly, easy drinking, refreshing. It was so refreshing to have on the beach. And they're also made to share. You know, they come in the packs, you, your friend, your partner, whoever it is, you and truly together. It's. It's just amazing. Grab Truly Hard Seltzer at your favorite store or bar or visit www.trulyhardsaltzer.com and use the Truly finder to find it near you.
Caller
Hi, Ria, Fran and Noah, this is Alyssa from Kansas. And my hot take is a bit of a fashion hot take. I think that we need to get rid of the cropped pants. I specifically the tight cropped leggings and the capris. The tight ones, I just think they're so ugly. And I think certain pants, it looks okay, but especially the leggings. Like what? Like we stopped doing that years ago for a reason. Like, please, please know more of that. I'm sure if you guys have ever worn them, you look stunning, gorgeous. And I'm so sorry. But what are your guys's thoughts? Bye.
Rhea
It takes a specific kind of person to pull off a crop pant. A Capri. I wish, I wish I could pull off a Capri. I think it looks super cute on some people. But if you got a fat ass and short legs like I do, the Capri does not work. It does not work for us because I already have a problem with my legs looking short in the mirror when I look at them. Yeah, the capri, you're chopping off of another five inches of my legs, you know, and then it's just ass and ankle and that's what I got. So I think cropped pants, capris can look very cute and stylish. Maybe if you're a six foot model, you know. But us shorties, I don't think the crop pants are working. Maybe you are short and cropped pants work for you. I've seen it happen. I've seen it done before. It's not like I've never seen it work for somebody for me. Unfortunately, things get eaten up in this area. Any type of pant. I'm pointing to my buttocks area. Any type of pant gets eaten up. Any type of swimsuit gets eaten up. Any type of underwear. It just gets sucked into my crack. And I'm sorry. And Same.
Noah
Same.
Rhea
Yeah. You know, you have the same problem, us walking around with dumpies. We got. We got a problem. And it then bunches up and makes it even shorter somehow. You know, I put on a pair of shorts, they fit. All of a sudden, I walk four and a half steps. My ass crack has ate them up. So that's sort of the problem I'm dealing with. And I know others out there can relate, especially if you're on the shorter side. So, yeah, I'm in agreement with you. But I do think there are people out there that can pull them off. And if you can pull them off, I'm very happy for you. I think you look gorgeous. I look stunning. I'll support you in all your endeavors if you can pull them off. Unfortunately for myself, I look at people wearing capris in a matching set, a matching Capri set that people sell these days, and I just dream, you know, I look out the window, I place my palm against it, I throw my eyes up, and I go, if only. If only I had a couple more inches on me, I'd be able to pull off that Capri set. But I don't have that. I gotta work with what I have. What I have. Short legs and a fat ass. So moving on.
Caller
Rhea, friend, I. I need. I need a joint London trip from the two of you. Yeah, Rhea loves London. She's been like 100 times since she went for the first time, like two, three years ago. And she just. Obviously, she loves it, and I love that she loves it. But now I need to see a joint trip out of the two of you in London, picking it up together. I'm just waiting for it. So let me know.
Rhea
Listen, we'll get there as a team. My goal for the next time that I go to London will be for work. Really, Like, I want to do something, not like we'll film something there. You know what I mean?
Noah
But I feel like that that has to be somewhat soon then, because I feel like you go every year. I feel like otherwise, like, you're going with Marty.
Rhea
I know, I know. A little work and play, A little work and play. It would be nice to have a fall weekend, but we don't have any. We don't have any weekends open to do that.
Noah
Well, what if our big thing falls through? Should we just go?
Rhea
I totally do that. I totally would. So. What?
Noah
No, that doesn't fucking work for the list. That's my problem.
Rhea
Oh, because you've been.
Noah
I've been. Yeah. We're gonna hit somewhere else. Just like stop. Stop by somewhere near there. Another country.
Rhea
Yeah, but that would be really nice. I would so do that. I really would. So we're kind of talking in tongues right now. But to explain more on Noah's 3430 list, one of the things was to go to a country that he's never been to before. A country reached out to natua and with a very cool opportunity. Noah then brought this opportunity up to us and was. And said, would you guys want to do it? Let's sweeten the pot here. I said, hell yes. It's not close. It's very far. Very. And. But it would be awesome. So we're waiting for confirmation about that. It would be in October now we have a tour coming up in the fall. We didn't announce that yet. That's a little tease right there. We have a booked and busy fall into winter. Honestly, we're pretty booked until. Until like Christmas time. But we do have like a two week leeway where we. We would potentially go to this place. But if that falls through. I'm willing. I'm willing, I'm willing. We just need to decide how we would let you know. Have you been to France?
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Fuck.
Noah
Now the only real ones in Europe are Spain, Portugal. Yeah. There's some other ones, but those are.
Rhea
Like the big ones that you haven't been to.
Noah
That I haven't been to. I've been to like a lot because that was.
Rhea
Have you been to Scotland?
Noah
No, I haven't been to Scotland.
Rhea
Right.
Noah
Went to Ireland.
Rhea
But London. Could go to Scotland.
Noah
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Rhea
You know, right there in October. Sounds gorgeous.
Noah
Yeah. Honestly, it does.
Rhea
It does. Yeah. Because I wouldn't be able to. I just did Spain. I did three spots in Spain so I wouldn't jump aboard that. And Portugal I am looking to do. So I wouldn't do that either.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
But I would. I would do Scotland and London.
Noah
Okay.
Rhea
You know, you never know.
Noah
Yeah, we'll see.
Rhea
We'd have to get Fran on board. We gotta get everyone. She's not here. We're basically planning a trip that she has to sign on to as well. Yeah, but that could be fun. We film a little bit.
Noah
Yeah. That would be a great time.
Rhea
We've never done internationally. No. And we've never.
Noah
We went to.
Rhea
We went to pg.
Noah
Oh, well, Fiji.
Rhea
But we've never done something labeled as out of the Office. What if we did? Out of the office of vlogs, traveling to different countries. Ooh.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Ooh. Little vacation and work combination.
Noah
I love that.
Rhea
Yeah. See new sites, but also have a new series, Chicks out of the Office.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
We've never. You know, it's a play on words as right in front of our face that we've never used before.
Noah
Why do I feel like we did once? But maybe not. Maybe we threw it around as an option.
Rhea
The team is nodding. They're like, that sounds like a great idea. So, yeah, we just came up with a new thing. Chicks out of the Office find us in London.
Noah
So, yeah. Any other countries? Reach out. My email's open.
Rhea
Yeah. We should just start a series, Chicks out of the Office, where we travel. It doesn't have to be different countries, but just travel to new places.
Noah
Yeah.
Rhea
Ooh, yeah, sounds exciting.
Noah
Inside the U.S. yeah.
Rhea
Could be anywhere. But we prefer.
Noah
We prefer extravagant.
Rhea
We prefer luxurious vacations.
Noah
Yeah. You know, like Mykonos, if you're listening.
Rhea
Yeah. Right. Anybody out there? Italia.
Noah
You know, I'll go back to Italy.
Rhea
Yeah. I have never been to Italy, and because I feel as though Italy will be something I do with family at some point or with just Matt, but there's so much I want to see in Italy. That's why I haven't gone yet.
Noah
Yeah. I only went to Rome and Florence.
Rhea
Yeah. I would need, like, an. The reason I haven't gotten is I would need, like, an extensive period of time because I don't even know. I don't know. I could see it happening in the. In within the next year or so, but I don't know. I don't know. There's so many places I want to see, but I'll go back to London legitimately, anytime. It's like flying to Cal, flying to California. It's a quick.
Noah
I said that to Trent. I said, it's like this flight is the same as we went to San Francisco. I could have been in London.
Rhea
The last time I flew to London was five hours.
Noah
That's. Yeah, that's. It was six hours to get to San Francisco.
Rhea
Yeah. It was really fast. So we'll see. We shall see. All right, let's do one more.
Caller
Hey, Ria, Fran and Noah, this is Sydney from Chicago. Love the podcast. I'm just calling because I'm Getting married in Auckland, and then my honeymoon is immediately after in Cabo. And I know Bria got the sugaring done instead of waxing. And I just want to know if you think it's worth it for the pain, because I think I remember you saying that the sugaring lasted longer than a wax. I'm kind of thinking going sugaring since I'm going to be on the beach for like 10 days right after my wedding. But I just want to know if it's worth the pain because. Because don't know. Okay, love you guys. Bye.
Rhea
For 10 days. Do the wax. The wax will last you for that. The sugaring hurts so fucking bad. But there are people out there that said sugaring hurt loss for them. I really think it's a personal preference. Now it's August. You're getting married in October. Honeymoon, right after. I think you have time to test the wax. If you do waxing, keep doing waxing. Like, don't switch to sugaring. I think waxing, you'd be perfectly fine for 10 days on the beach. You know, especially you're with your husband, who care. You know what I mean? Couple. Couple hairs pop out, what's he gonna do? Nothing.
Noah
You know, I'm on a divorce.
Rhea
Yeah. It's a couple, you know, Frick. It's like on your honeymoon. You don't give a shit about anything. You could lay out there, spread eagle bush wide open, and you'd be having the time of your life. So I think I wouldn't sugar. Like, I really. I think it hurts so bad that I would just stick to waxing. That would be my advice. Yeah. Yeah. You know, why try something? Like, when I did sugaring, it was all the way back in February and it did last a while, but then my not all the way back. I guess it's kind of the same time. My wedding was at the end of April. So I like, you know, I'm going back and forth here because it did last. Now I'm thinking about did last a long time, but with that amount of days, go waxing, go waxing. I'm locking it in. Go waxing. And that wraps up today's popcorner. Thank you for watching. Thank you very much for calling in. And if you want to call in and leave voicemails, Hot takes opinions, we will post the number on our Instagram where you can find it. Love you guys. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Tricks the Office. Thank you so much for watching and listening. The best show on earth. Also today, known as the Noah and Rhea show. Thank you very much for watching, listening. We will be but be back on Friday. Hopefully Fran will be feeling a lot better. She's got the sickness that's going around New York City and we hope that she recovers. And we will be back on Friday. Love you guys. Yeah.
Fran
Chicks in the office.
Caller
Longtime listener, first time caller.
Fran
Look at the charts. Who does it the best? Two chicks getting paid in reality checks. You can find them in at the gym. It's not even a flex. Last minute red carpet flew them out on the jet. Yeah, they're who you want to be. They're always on your screen. Two queens and they might be spilling royalty. A lot of topics that are popping here to get into. I know a show that you probably want to listen to. We'll turn the heat up, turn the beat up record the pod made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up. Who's the pod that they all want to meet up? Who turned the heat up? Turn the beat up record the pod made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up. Who's the pod that they all want to meet up?
Rhea
Sam.
Chicks in the Office Episode Summary
Episode Title: VMA Noms, 'The Valley' Reunion Is Wild + Victoria Beckham vs Nicola Peltz
Release Date: August 6, 2025
Host: Ria and Noah (Fran absent due to illness)
The episode kicks off with Ria embracing a relaxed, cozy atmosphere, donning pajamas and sharing her morning routine:
Ria (00:00): "I showed up in my damn pajamas. You want to know why? Because I can."
Despite Fran's absence, Ria ensures listeners feel comfortable and engaged, setting the tone for a laid-back yet insightful discussion.
Noah shares his recent ordeal with jury duty, revealing the stress and anxiety it caused him:
Noah (04:04): "Honestly, the past day since I got back... I've basically thought my life is over and that I'll be behind a jail bar soon enough."
Ria empathizes and praises his honesty, highlighting the importance of facing responsibilities head-on. Their candid exchange provides a relatable and humorous take on a mundane yet universally dreaded civic duty.
A significant portion of the episode focuses on the much-anticipated reunion of "The Valley," spotlighting the infamous feud between Jax Taylor and Britney Spears. Ria and Noah dissect the heated exchanges and underlying tensions:
Ria (22:35): "Britney said that she wouldn't touch Jax's dick with a 10-inch pole." Noah (22:21): "Was she trying to make a joke about the size of it?"
Their analysis paints a vivid picture of the animosity, questioning Jax's perpetual contention and Britney's assertive stance:
Ria (24:53): "It's insane. We've seen every part of Jax Taylor's life on TV and Britney's now in Jack's life. And it is just not good."
The hosts express concern over the lack of resolution and the potential negative impact on the participants' personal lives, emphasizing the unhealthy nature of their public disputes.
Transitioning from reality TV drama, Ria and Noah touch upon other Bravo shows. Denise Richards' involvement in "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" amidst her tumultuous divorce is discussed:
Ria (31:32): "Every time she's on Beverly Hills, it is captivating. It is whatever goes on."
They also address Kim Zolciak's financial struggles, highlighting the challenges faced by reality TV stars off-camera:
Ria (26:56): "Kim Zolciak... allegedly had a bit of a gambling problem... using Ariana's earnings to pay for their bills."
These segments offer listeners a glimpse into the real-life complexities behind the glamorous facade of reality television.
A heated discussion unfolds around the reported animosity between Nicola Peltz and Victoria Beckham. Ria and Noah delve into the dynamics of their strained relationship:
Ria (41:12): "Nicola Peltz hating Victoria Beckham. Like, that's so old Hollywood, you know, that's so old money."
They explore the implications of such high-profile feuds within elite circles, contemplating the challenges of balancing personal relationships with public personas:
Noah (43:23): "She wears the pants in that house. I think."
The conversation underscores the complexities of family dynamics in the spotlight, drawing parallels to historical Hollywood rivalries.
Shifting gears to music, the hosts provide an extensive overview of the VMA nominations, offering their opinions and predictions:
Ria (50:57): "I'm rooting for Lady Gaga as well." Noah (51:07): "It feels like 'Not Like Us' has been two years now."
They discuss various categories, from Best Video to Artist of the Year, highlighting standout nominees like Ariana Grande, Kendrick Lamar, and emerging artists like Alex Warren:
Noah (53:56): "Justin Bieber really is one of the best pop stars ever."
Ria and Noah critique the timing of some nominations, expressing confusion over songs released over a year prior being recognized:
Ria (51:19): "Man Child and Birds of a Feather being in the same categories... it's kind of crazy."
Their insights provide listeners with a comprehensive understanding of the current music landscape and the potential outcomes of the VMAs.
The Popcorner segment features passionate listener voicemails discussing various pop culture topics:
Voicemail 1: Concerns over plotlines in "The Valley," specifically Belly dating both brothers, highlighting the unrealistic and messy nature of such relationships.
Ria (71:08): "In real life, would any of us be able to get on board with somebody's brother then ending up with their brother's ex fiancé? No, no."
Voicemail 2: Speculations about Tom Sandoval joining "The Valley," with Ria expressing disinterest.
Ria (79:37): "I have never wanted more Tom Sandoval on my screen, you know, like, did you not?"
Voicemail 3: Critique of Justin Timberlake's World Tour performances amid his struggles with Lyme disease. Ria emphasizes compassion over ridicule.
Ria (84:13): "Lyme disease is very serious... there's a lot of things, you know, Lyme disease can have so many effects on the body."
Voicemail 4: Fashion critique on cropped pants and leggings, with Ria and Noah sharing their perspectives on style and practicality.
Ria (87:37): "Cropped pants, capris can look very cute and stylish... But I do think there are people out there that can pull them off."
These interactions showcase the hosts' ability to engage with and respond to their audience's opinions, fostering a sense of community and shared discourse.
As the episode wraps up, Ria teases future content and upcoming plans:
Ria (94:43): "Chicks out of the Office, where we travel. It doesn't have to be different countries, but just travel to new places."
She hints at potential adventures and expanded content, keeping listeners excited for what's next. Additionally, Ria promotes an upcoming denim sale at Abercrombie, seamlessly integrating sponsorship into the conversation.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
This episode of Chicks in the Office offers a dynamic blend of personal anecdotes, in-depth pop culture analysis, and engaging listener interactions. Ria and Noah navigate through reality TV drama, celebrity feuds, and the latest in music awards with humor and insight, ensuring both long-time listeners and newcomers find value and entertainment. The inclusion of notable quotes and timestamped highlights further enriches the listening experience, making the episode a comprehensive recap of current entertainment buzz.