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Rhiann
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Sam
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Fran
Longtime listener, first time caller.
Sam
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Fran
What's up everyone? It's Chicks in the Office with Rhiann Fran. Giving you that Friday energy on a Monday. Happy Monday, everybody and Happy Sunday. Happy Sunday to us. It's Sunday night while we're recording, we're here in.
Rhiann
Hasn't happened in a while.
Fran
Hasn't happened in a long time. But we're feeling great. We are in Florida. Florida for Lady World. And Lady World was spectacular. Just a huge shout out to the lady gang. They put on quite the festival Friday, Saturday and Sunday. And we were lucky enough and honored to join them Sunday night where we had our little, you know, set on stage, which was awesome. And we did trivia and a meet and greet and the whole thing and. And it was really spectacular. And it was awesome. It was really an honor to be a part of it. We had such a great time.
Rhiann
It was. It was so much fun. I love that we got to be there. I love that we were a part of really is just one of the many reasons why women are superior in all aspects of life.
Fran
Very true. Very true.
Rhiann
And seeing this nose nodding his head and seeing.
Noah
Fully agree they are.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Seeing the. The ladies and the support and the fans and everybody who came had so much fun, met so many amazing ladies and it was just a blast.
Fran
It was so much fun. And you're so right. Like, being in such a room, well out the outside of such supportive ladies really gives an energy that makes you feel a way that you don't always feel, I would say.
Rhiann
Yep.
Fran
And just being around so many supportive people, not even just the, you know, people that got on stage and performed, but all the listeners who came out, all the fans and everybody who came out and show that supportive energy to not just us but everybody is so cool to see and so inspiring and it's what cheesy to say. What's. It's what keeps us going actually. Like, it's what makes us want to, you know, meet everybody and get on stage and just like do our very best at entertaining you guys. And you know, Kaitlyn Bristow, she got on stage after us and she sang and she loves to sing and she writes music and you know, she did a phenomenal job. And after we were like, it's the perfect place to do it because it is filled with such supportive women in the audience that you just feel amazing being up there. So credit to all the lovely, lovely women who came to Lady World and a few guys that were there as well. They had smiles on their faces and they were enjoying their time. We. It was really spectacular and just, I mean, Kelty, Jack and Becca, they crush it out of the park and they are really so inspiring because they have been in this business a long time and I feel like, we, you know, learn a thing or two from them. So 100%. It's amazing.
Rhiann
Absolutely.
Noah
What's. What's the male version of lady? I was just thinking this because man is woman. Woman, man, like opposite. What's lady? That's just like a. That's your own thing.
Rhiann
We just get more words.
Noah
Yeah, you just get more words.
Fran
Yeah, we're more special.
Noah
Boy, girl, interior. That's just interesting to me.
Rhiann
Dick. I don't know.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Jerk. Yeah, well, idiot.
Fran
I don't know. Loser. No, it's really so, so cool, though. And such an honor to be a part of it. So we are recording Sunday night after the festival. We did our show today. And just a reminder, though, we do have shows coming up. They start October 23rd in D.C. and a lot of shows to follow that. So check out the link in the description and on social media. And we. We love getting on stage and meeting you guys in person is the best. So, you know, come out and hang out with us. How are you feeling?
Rhiann
Great. I had so much fun today. It's beautiful here. We're in Miramar Beach. We flew into Destin. It's a place we've never been to before, ever. Really stunning. We got up, we had some breakfast, went to the, like, walk. Got to walk on the beach a little bit. The water just was calling my name. There was like, I have to put my body into this, you know, is this body of water. I must. Of. My body must emerge.
Fran
You must feel it.
Rhiann
Feel. Immerse. Immerse.
Noah
Immersion.
Rhiann
Be coming out. Why did you do.
Fran
You did. Do.
Rhiann
I immersed, and then I emerged from this body of water, and it was just delightful. Oh, my God, it's gorgeous. And we're staying in this beautiful condo. Like, the views right out the window. We're right on the beach. It's stunning.
Fran
Absolutely stunning.
Rhiann
Yeah. Like I said, place you've never been to before.
Noah
The fish in the water.
Rhiann
Something smell.
Fran
You smell that?
Noah
This is about to be some weird joke.
Fran
It smells like Noah's farts.
Rhiann
I was waiting. I was waiting for you to make a joke. You know, it's been a while since the three of us have shared a space like this.
Fran
Oh, you're stinking up the place.
Noah
I don't. She's been doing this bit for the last, like, 30 minutes.
Rhiann
Put his arms in the air.
Fran
I think he farted when he did that. Uncomfortable. I stumped him. I've actually have stumped him for the last 40 minutes. Everything out of my mouth has just been me stumping. Noah, he has no idea how to joke back.
Noah
No, no, I do. What do you mean? You just said we had great banter.
Fran
The riff was crazy between us.
Rhiann
Like, what is he supposed to do? Like, what is he. I actually think it's you.
Noah
If I go. No, no. The reason I didn't say anything there is. If I say I didn't fart, like, that sounds like I farted, then.
Fran
Right?
Noah
There's no winning. Right.
Rhiann
When are we gonna go to my question? Worse.
Fran
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Rhiann
What do you do? Do you imagine where you deny it because everyone knows it's you?
Fran
Yeah. My question is, when are we gonna get to a point where we're all comfortable enough farting in front of each other?
Rhiann
Never.
Noah
Like, loud.
Rhiann
Like, never. Literally never.
Fran
No.
Rhiann
I know sometimes I still deny when I fart in front of Joe, but.
Noah
Like, you wouldn't, like, do you openly, like, fart in front of Joe and Marty?
Rhiann
I try not to. I try not to.
Fran
I do. Sometimes it happens, and it is a shocking development.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
In which, honestly, my family was shocked by this last week. We just.
Rhiann
It is shocking for you. They were like, what? And first.
Noah
Because I feel like it's kind of like.
Rhiann
Let's just go back to the fact that for a long time, Ria could not even utter the word fart, and she said it, like, 50 times. The last, I couldn't.
Fran
But now I feel so, like.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know, just safe and free. I could just say the word fart.
Rhiann
Imagine you, like, put that in your wedding vows to, like, describe how safe Marty's made you feel, to be like. You know, I really. You have been my safety blanket. Like, my. My safety blanket. You've made me feel so comfortable. I can really let all. I could just let the potty words fly around you. Fart. I've never been able to say that before, and here I am in charge. Fart.
Fran
I'm like, fart. I could fart in front of you.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know. No. It is freeing, though, just being able to say the word and, like, do.
Rhiann
I'm not.
Fran
Like, first of all, I draw a line once again. I think it's absolutely despicable when couples are, like. Like, fart on each other. Like, farted on you. Like that. No, no, no, no, no. Like, that is. No. But, you know, sometimes we're laying down in bed and, like, it just slips out. He's like, I felt that.
Noah
What about him? What about him doing it to you?
Fran
No, he honestly, like, well, he can't burp, which everybody does not Believe. But it is a true thing. You could look it up. Yeah, he legitimate. Him and his mom both have never burped. They cannot burp. It is a thing. I promise. I have never heard him burp or his mom. And if you look it up, it is a thing. Because also kb, kb, who works with us, also has it. And you have to get like, some sort of, like, surgery Botox shot in your chest. I'm sure somebody listening to this has the same thing to open it up. He's never gotten that.
Noah
What's. Is there, like, a risk to that?
Fran
I think it's just like. He's just like, ah, you know, like.
Noah
But it's not like. It's kind of. There is a.
Rhiann
Having this condition, you know, it's just like. It's just like you get a shot and it's like, ah, that hurts.
Fran
Gone. Listen, he's gone his whole life without doing it.
Noah
He is sometimes if he drinks certain drinks, right?
Fran
Yeah. Like, he doesn't really drink beer because.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah. Nothing. Can't do too much carbonation.
Fran
Yeah. Well, you love soda. But the. You know, it's just.
Rhiann
Yeah, but you're never drinking, like, five sodas. No, no, no. Really? You want to go to a bar, you can drink five beers.
Fran
Sometimes his indigestion's real bad, and he's like, oh, my chest hurts, you know, because. But he doesn't know.
Rhiann
I literally just burped as we were talking.
Fran
He doesn't know how free it feels.
Noah
I burped just to make sure I still could.
Rhiann
Yeah, he just attested.
Fran
Right. He doesn't know the freeing feeling. And, like, sometimes I'll burp. And he's just like, wow. Like, it makes you so good. I'm like, if you could just feel the first time. But to go back, like, he's not like a big. Like, I just farted. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, he. He does. And I'm like, did you just fart? And he's like, yeah, you know, like that sort of thing. But he's not like, you know. But back to. Sorry, this has gotten gross.
Rhiann
I don't know why this is the.
Fran
First thing we started talking about.
Noah
Well, you did a farting of the show.
Rhiann
So you made a fart joke to.
Fran
Sorry.
Rhiann
I know.
Noah
No, no, I mean, like, at the lady.
Rhiann
Just take that in.
Fran
Yeah, I know, I know. But listen, I feel very comfortable with myself doing it and. And talking about it, and this is like exposure therapy for me right now. Honestly, if. If you guys have been listening to this show since the beginning, you know.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I would never talk like this usually, but this is real, and this is main. This is exactly what I'm supposed to be. And I feel comfortable about it. And I. I was gonna say something else about it.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
About. Yeah.
Noah
Wrap it up.
Fran
Okay. Sorry. All right.
Rhiann
I know. I mean, I. You have one final thought.
Fran
No, I'm okay. It's all right now.
Rhiann
I actually want to know what it is.
Fran
No, I don't. I don't even know what I was going to say. So it's going to just, like, end up me rambling about how comfortable I am. But we did talk about it with my family recently, because they just were like, really? Like, you're just that comfortable? I'm like, yes. Because. Did I ever tell you the first time it happened.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
So the first. The first time it ever happened, we were sitting on his leather couch at the time.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
And I was laying sort of up. You know, I would get in position. Right now I don't really feel like it. I was laying sort of up. I was playing blackjack on my phone, and I hit a blackjack, and I got all excited. I said, blackjack. And as I said blackjack, it just slipped right out. And I couldn't even deny my leg. Cause I threw my legs up in the air like, blackjack. And it just, like, came right out.
Rhiann
I was like, yeah.
Fran
And I. I actually ran. I ran out. I almost jumped off the balcony. And I said, I. I have never. I have never farted in front of a boy before, ever. And then I was like, oh, we're going to get married. Because I've never done that before. Yeah.
Noah
You look beautiful.
Fran
Thank you. Thank you.
Rhiann
Another story that should have been told at your wedding.
Fran
And by the way, Father Pat, I got one more thing to say to this man.
Rhiann
Blackjack.
Fran
Yeah. Remember when I said blackjack and farted all over your couch?
Rhiann
Okay.
Fran
Okay.
Noah
That would be good. Merch. Black.
Rhiann
No, I'm a denier still. I. I can't do it, like, even when I do. And Joe's like, was that you? I go, no.
Fran
Yeah. But he knows. But it's always cute to be like.
Noah
What about a silent fart? Like, how do you feel about silent farts?
Rhiann
I usually are the dead.
Noah
Silent but deadly.
Rhiann
They are. The.
Fran
Mine are, like, cute, though.
Rhiann
Like, deadliest. Sometimes I'm like, holy Jo, is that you? And he's like, yes.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Well, when do you say, like, if it's just you two in your apartment, like, yeah, obviously.
Rhiann
But sometimes you just Want clarification? It's just like, whoa, whoa.
Fran
That was you?
Rhiann
No, by you. Or does someone throw a rotten egg into our apartment?
Fran
Like, half silent, like, they're so cute.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know?
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fran
Anyways, I, I, I've exp.
Rhiann
Okay. Wrapping it up. Yeah, yeah.
Fran
Moving. I've exposed too much.
Rhiann
It's okay. Just literally blew a bubble into my drink. I tried to take a sip.
Fran
I just tried to put on a fake cry and there was like. For what? You're having fun. Cheers.
Rhiann
Cheers. Cheers. We're having fun here.
Fran
Smells so bad.
Noah
Oh, my God.
Fran
I'm, like, bullying you. Like we're in pre K. It's not funny.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah.
Fran
Cut.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
No, no, no. We're not cutting this. We can keep going.
Rhiann
It's. If it's in preschool, then you have a crush on him because.
Fran
Ew.
Rhiann
Because, my God, you're po at him hard.
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
She'S.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
Oh, she does.
Fran
She does.
Rhiann
Oh, somebody has a crush. She can't stop making fun of him.
Noah
Wow, that really turned on you, huh?
Fran
It did. Now, now the joke's not funny anymore.
Rhiann
That's good. Well, then we're moving on.
Fran
Yeah.
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Rhiann
Okay, should we talk about our time here? We're having a fantastic time. Oh, I want to tell story. I forgot to tell it on stage.
Fran
Floor is yours, baby.
Rhiann
We went to breakfast this morning.
Noah
I wasn't there.
Rhiann
No, it was not there. And you know that Noah's had this ongoing joke with us. When one of us in the group isn't at an event or doesn't show up. We've talked about this on the show. He lies and says, like, oh, my God, like a famous person is here. He'll photoshop a bad picture, send it, the whole thing. So we're in line at this breakfast.
Fran
Place.
Rhiann
And it's filled with girls that are here for lady worlds. And I'm looking at this guy and I'm like, he really looks familiar. Now, just from name alone, most of you may not know. Some of you may not know who I'm talking about most. But a Google, a quick Google search and you'll be like, yeah, I know who that is. I think like, I think if you saw his face, you'd be like, yeah, I've seen like he's in a lot of stuff. Yeah. So it was Paul Walter Hauser.
Noah
Great actor you originally said.
Rhiann
Yeah, you know what? I got confused because everyone's been talking about Paul Thomas Anderson because he's got that new movie out. So in my mind I got him confused. I was calling him Paul Thomas House. Wrong. But it's fine. Paul Walter Hauser.
Fran
I'm certainly not mad at you.
Rhiann
Yeah, he's been in a ton of stuff. I mean, award winning actor, golden globe award, award. Winning.
Noah
Yeah, Tanya.
Rhiann
Yeah, he's been in fantastic movies. I'm looking at this guy, I'm like, he looks just like this guy. But what, what would he be doing in a cafe filled with women who are here for lady.
Noah
What if he was just here for lady Rose?
Rhiann
I. I genuinely did ask that question. I don't think his wife's a big fan. Well, we thought, we thought maybe we need world. We thought. But I looked, I was looking because most of the girls there all have wristbands.
Noah
Hey, Re and Fran, I'm be at the trivia later.
Fran
Yeah, I'm coming to the sandlot later.
Rhiann
For a second I did think maybe I was like, maybe he really. Yeah, he was saying us, but. But I think he maybe just is in this area. I don't know. But it was very funny because I looked at him, I'm like, that's got to be him. I googled the picture and I was like, really does look like him. And then I remember because he was just on lights, camera, barstool not that long ago. They put out a clip of him talking about how he has all of his comedy icons, like his favorite comedy legends, their last names are all like, he's got a tattooed on his arm and I'm looking at this guy like, that's the tattoo. Like that's. It's. It has to be him.
Noah
So obviously here's you hears all of us next 1000. Like, sees you, like, oh my God.
Rhiann
Look, his tattoos are. I know, right? Probably. And I. First of all, I text Noah in our group chat and be like, no, you're never gonna believe.
Noah
Who's that, by the way? Like, I was. I had woken up to Fran's voice, which was kind of jarring to start the morning.
Fran
Rude.
Noah
No, no, just like, just because I forgot where I was. So, like.
Rhiann
I heard an irritated voice.
Fran
From the other room.
Noah
No. And then I was just like.
Rhiann
And I thought, where the fuck am I?
Fran
Put some respect on her.
Noah
I'm like, I was too tired to get up.
Fran
Yeah, no, it's. It's disorienting.
Noah
You had texted us or texted our group, like, about break. I was like, I'm. I'm not making it, like, up. And then so I was like, I'll just go get my own. But the second you sent that and I believed you, I was like, oh, I gotta. I gotta get over there.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
And see this for myself.
Rhiann
Well, I, you know, I tried to take a sticky photo because we did end up sitting at the bar directly next to him. Like, re and him were in next bar seats next to each other.
Fran
We rubbed elbows.
Rhiann
And I was just cracking up because in my mind I'm thinking we are in this place and like, it's our demographic. So the girls are. The girlies are excited. Everyone. Oh, my God, we're so excited for tonight here. You know, people are coming out, like, we're taking selfies behind us. Meanwhile, a Golden Globe winning actor sitting next to us. No one said a peep to him.
Fran
Not one word?
Rhiann
No, not one peep.
Fran
You do a second look at him.
Noah
He must have been curious, like, what's going. Who are they?
Rhiann
I had to have been. I mean, granted, he must have known the festival was going on. There's signs and things everywhere. Like, if you just walked in with his wife. But it really did. Like, I was like, oh, my God, these, You know, Brian, Fred, we're so excited for tonight. I'm like, this man won a Golden Globe. He's sitting right next to us.
Fran
I know. It was an honor to sit back.
Rhiann
Yeah. And he has a very distinct voice. Like, he's got a really. You know, I was like, yeah, that once I. Once we sat down at the bar, I heard him talking. I was like, yeah, that's it.
Fran
He. He tried ordering a couple things they were out of. And I was gonna be like, this is Paul Walter. Yeah. Do you know we are talking about right now?
Noah
The grocery store?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
You know, this man y lady world, really. They. The girlies were hungry this morning.
Fran
Everybody were. Everyone was at Two Birds.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah. They. It was delicious breakfast.
Fran
So they ran Out.
Rhiann
A lot of stuff came up to.
Noah
Me on the sidewalk over here when I was, like, walking to get my own breakfast. They're like, where were you at breakfast? We saw Re and Fran. They didn't invite you.
Fran
You were invited.
Rhiann
You were invited.
Fran
He said, I'd rather go somewhere with the view.
Rhiann
You heard my voice in the morning. Sleep a few more hours.
Fran
He said, no, no.
Noah
I said, one of you. I did. One of you.
Fran
Yeah. Nice. Very, very fair.
Rhiann
Fair. But we had a lovely, lovely morning and a fun day.
Fran
We did. We did.
Rhiann
I'd come back here.
Fran
I would.
Rhiann
It's a beautiful place.
Noah
It's a different time zone.
Rhiann
Beach. Yeah.
Fran
Yeah, it is. That was shocking.
Noah
We are in the Panhandle, but, like, I don't know. When I hear Florida, I just think, Orlando, Miami, Fort Lauderdale.
Fran
But we're like, it is tricky to get here.
Noah
This is more Alabama.
Rhiann
I was gonna say, how many. How many cities?
Noah
This is more Jacksonville, Alabama, than it is any of those places.
Fran
Floribama Shore.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
Is this where that's filmed?
Fran
Yeah.
Noah
Is that why that's called that? I never even put it together.
Fran
Yeah. Floribama. Because it's.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
I never even thought. I was just, like, what is that name?
Fran
Florabama.
Rhiann
Just thought it was, like, something that.
Fran
They combined for me.
Noah
I don't know. I never thought about it. I was just like, never thought about it.
Rhiann
I'm not sure where exactly.
Noah
That makes so much sense now.
Rhiann
The Florabama Shore house was in Panama City Beach. Down the ways. Down. Down the ways. No, it's that way.
Fran
We didn't pass it yet. A little further down, but, yeah, it's gorgeous here. Really astounding. Yes. Florida, Bama Shore.
Rhiann
Yep.
Fran
Yeah, there it is.
Rhiann
All right.
Fran
Shall we get into the rest of the show? We got a couple topics to cover. Big Weekly Watch Report.
Noah
You didn't talk about the big song that came out today.
Rhiann
Oh, he wants to talk about himself.
Fran
Oh, I'll talk about it because my husband's in the video. So you. You take it over if you want.
Noah
You did this last week, and then I. I fumbled it so badly.
Fran
You got this.
Noah
I mean, there's not much to say other than bring it up.
Rhiann
You just brought it up.
Noah
No, no, I was just gonna joke.
Fran
Just.
Noah
Just, you know, because Marty's involved and, yes, big star is involved, so.
Fran
Big star, Noah Khan. So Noah completed another part of his list. He learned the chorus. The chorus on a guitar to Six Season by Noah Khan. And my wonderful husband sang along. And let me tell You.
Noah
Which was his idea, by the way.
Fran
You know what? He has a lot of good ideas.
Rhiann
He really does.
Fran
He really puts himself out there. And I will say, I've talked about how I think he's a great singer on this. On this show. True. And I watched that video the first time, and first of all, I cried laughing the first time I saw it. I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen because I just was not expecting it. I didn't know you guys were working on that. It was very funny. And I just thought that couldn't possibly be your best take, baby. Like, that's not your best. Like, I've heard you on a boat in France and you sounded amazing.
Rhiann
He didn't sound like that good.
Fran
No, no. He straight up. No. And I told him that. I said, baby, you sound better than that usually. What happened? He gets stage frightened when it comes to. When it's. When it's like you sing right now.
Rhiann
Right, right.
Fran
He tries to put on a.
Rhiann
A strong singing voice.
Fran
No.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Like, he tries to throw like.
Rhiann
Like a strong singing.
Fran
Right.
Rhiann
He was forcing it a little bit.
Fran
You could.
Rhiann
You could hear it when he was singing.
Fran
Yeah, he's forcing it when he is just naturally singing. It's beautiful.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah.
Fran
It's so natural. And then he's taking a little to.
Rhiann
A season of the sticks. Yeah.
Noah
Although no. Condemn his, like, like finishing note.
Fran
Yeah. I was like, just, you know, calm it back a little bit. Generous. But then my husband also said that obviously Noah used his best take of his guitar playing, which makes sense because it is his video.
Rhiann
Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fran
So I would do that.
Rhiann
The guitar playing, the things.
Fran
The guitar playing is on the list. The singing is not.
Noah
It was hard to get that sounds. The hardest part is we both had, like, great takes individually or like, maybe I was having a great take and then he messed up. Or he was having great.
Fran
All the great singing duos and stuff like that. That happens. But he. I, you know, I have to give him credit.
Rhiann
Like, he really does.
Fran
Like, when he's just singing, you know, he's singing around in the car, he's singing around the apartment. It's like, warms my soul. Like, it's just like so cute and so good.
Rhiann
You know, sometimes people are just better when they don't know they have an audience.
Fran
And then when you put the pressure on him, all of a sudden he's a little nervous. He's trying a little bit harder.
Rhiann
Did. I've got a question. Did you know when you were recording that. That you were going to try to play it for Noah Khan.
Noah
Well, so Marty brought up this. The idea, because I think that was. It might have been right after the main show or something when Noah Khan FaceTime. But, like, you had talked about, like, so, yeah, it was definitely after that because you were listening to stick season a lot. And then he was singing. I think we joked, like, oh, like that'd be funny if we did it. And then we ended up doing it. I mean, we threw the idea around as, like, a joke. Like, oh, that'd be funny if we, like, sent this to Noah just because we know people know him at the.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Noah
He's a big foreplay guy. So. So we, like, had it in the back of my mind, but, like, we. We thought we're gonna be really, really bad. Like, the first, like, practice we did was horrible. Like, I. I couldn't play, like, anything. So at that point, I was like, we can't show this to anyone, but.
Fran
But you did a great job. And Noah content. You hit all the.
Noah
He said, I hit all the notes. Which is, like, all I could ask for. Very nice about it. And yeah, five more to go.
Fran
Five more.
Noah
Which in reality, like, I was four.
Fran
Because, like, yeah, we're Singapore and we're hitting another one on Wednesday. We got a big dinner.
Noah
Res anyone in Pound Ridge, New York, on Saturday, come to this adoption event. Adoption event. I don't have the details, but I'll post it.
Rhiann
Ridge is really just like, a funny.
Fran
Town name, you know, it's like one that you would hear in a movie.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah. Yes. You know, I felt that way when we were driving here. We passed Niceville, Florida.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Wow.
Fran
Well, nice. So that's in a Dr. Seuss movie.
Noah
I live next to Pleasantville growing up.
Fran
Yeah, that's another one, too.
Rhiann
That's another one. Yeah, but. Yeah, but that's like one. You know, Pleasantville. People have heard that so many times been used.
Fran
Right.
Rhiann
It's in pop culture.
Noah
Did you ever see that movie?
Fran
It's like this.
Rhiann
He's like, no, but I know.
Fran
Yeah, with pound rich. Like, I heard he's from Pound Ridge.
Rhiann
Yeah, exactly. Oh, it's like, you know that fella.
Fran
He'S from Pound Ridge. He's got. He's got that house down the block.
Rhiann
Good football team over there.
Noah
You know, I like that. They're like, Southern.
Fran
Yeah. We're just been around a lot of Southern people today, which.
Noah
They're so nice down here.
Rhiann
Meanwhile, pound race. What? In New York.
Noah
Yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yeah, Westchester, bruh.
Fran
Nice, bro. He's from Pound Ridge.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah. Now we're back.
Fran
We're back. He's from Pound Ridge.
Rhiann
We're back in New York now.
Noah
She's like, going back into the Paul. Walt. Paul Walker kind of.
Fran
Paul Walker. No, that's not Paul Walker.
Noah
Paul Walker.
Fran
No. Oh, Paul Walker's like, forget about it.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Well, I'm gonna say that for pockets ain't empty, cuz. And that was a laugh. Like Roman.
Rhiann
I run these streets. Damn.
Fran
All right, Weekly Watch part. We'll get to that.
Rhiann
Yeah, I was gonna say you're in passive.
Fran
I am throwing people off right now, but people know.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I said, forget about it. Amazing. I literally saw him when I said that right there. I looked that way and I saw him face. Yeah.
Rhiann
I can't really picture the moment because, you know, I haven't seen the movies.
Fran
In a long time. Let's watch it tonight. I tried to get you to re. Watch with me. You're like, didn't you just watch this? I said, yeah, I'm due for a re. Watch 24 hours. I'm due for a rewatch.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah. No, that's fair. Sometimes it's like when someone's just watched something and you haven't seen it, you know, like, you feel bad putting it on again.
Fran
You know, I'm dying to watch.
Rhiann
No, I know. You know. You know what I'm saying? It's like, oh, and it makes it less fun for the new person that's watching it.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
I'm not watching it with another person who hasn't seen it. Like, you just watched that. This.
Fran
Yeah, no, it would still be fun.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah. But, like, it's. You're not. No matter. No matter what, you're just not as locked in because it's. It's not fresh.
Fran
Ejecto sito, cuz. All right, forget about it. We're gonna get into the topics.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
All right. We're gonna be talking about Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco's wedding happened Saturday. Big congrats to them. Super bowl performer Halftime has been announced. It is not Taylor Swift. It is Bad Bunny. We'll talk about that.
Noah
Benny.
Fran
We'll talk about that as well. Zoe Deutsch and Jimmy Tatro are engaged. And we also have the Weekly Watch report, which I am dying to get to. So let's get into it. I had Fran over to our apartment for a nice little Dancing with the Stars night with a little dinner as well. All thanks to my cute little pumpkin soup bowls that I got from Wayfair. Super cute. I had some people asking me where they're from. They are from Wayfair as well as my dining room table and the big mirror in there as well. Nespresso machines. Wayfair really has it all. And as the holidays approach, you can get what you need to personalize your home with Wayfair. Shop holiday decor for every room in the house. Whether it's Christmas trees, wreaths, or inflatables for the front yard, Wayfair is your one stop shop. And you can refresh your bedroom, your guest room. They've got bedding, linens, and throw pillows and everything you need. So make it all easy with Wayfair. And there's something for every style and every home, no matter your space or budget and, and free and easy delivery, even on the big stuff. So get organized, refresh and ready for the holidays. For way less, head to Wayfair.com right now. Shop all things home. That's W A Y-F-A I R.com Wayfair Wayfair. Every style, every home. Huge congratulations to Selena Gomez and Betty Blanco. They got married on Saturday, September 27, in California. Rehearsal dinner Friday night. All the stars were out. And by all the stars, I mean my baby, Martin Short and Steve Martin and Paul Rudd and all the people. And then on Saturday was the big day and we didn't have to wait long for pictures. We got pictures midday on Saturday from Selena and Benny.
Rhiann
Yes.
Fran
They both posted on both their accounts. It seemed like she had multiple dresses, of course, obviously. And I loved all of them at every gorgeous. You know, we haven't seen like full glamour shots. We haven't seen the portraits.
Rhiann
Right, right, the portraits.
Fran
But we have seen the shots on both their Instagrams and I'm loving what I'm seeing.
Rhiann
I do feel like Selena posted a puzzle.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Where I was like, each slide is a different piece of like the dress and I need to like screenshot each one to try to configure a full, a full, full length shot.
Fran
I totally agree.
Rhiann
I'm assuming we will get at some point, but I was like, you know, give me the full length. I want the, I want the drama.
Fran
Yes.
Rhiann
Of that full length view. We want the portrait. Love it. I mean, I just love when someone is obviously so excited about getting married and they're so mega famous. They have 400 million Instagram followers and it's like, you know, I'm so excited about this personal moment in my Life that I got married, like, three hours ago. And I'm making sure these pictures are posted immediately, you know?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
It's just like, you want to spread your love because you're like, this was so. What a beautiful day that we just had. And I want everyone to see it. Yeah.
Fran
She's taking power of the moment. She's like, you creepy little TMZ people in your little helicopters up there.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You're not going to post this before. I am. I'm going to post it. Everyone's going to get to see it. And no, like, spread. You know, which. I love a spread. I love a Vogue spread.
Rhiann
Maybe you could still be getting one.
Fran
You never know. But a lot of those times, those. Those media outlets, they like to have.
Rhiann
They wait. So that's the birthday.
Fran
Right. But if you're Selena Gomez, you probably get to say, I get to post, and then you can put me. Right. For sure. You know what? You do what I say. Yeah. But incredible that we got those photographs and it just seemed like, you know, they're in love and that's the wedding that they had. And they. They enjoyed the moment and they posted the pictures they wanted to post. And it looked stunning. From what we got to say, they. She looked absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous. I loved all the bits and pieces of her dresses that I saw. I have not seen. Like, I said photograph.
Rhiann
It was a puzzle.
Fran
But from what I saw, I loved everything. I was like, whoa. These are like, the perfect mixture of, like, a little bit different.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
But also classic. And I don't even know what I could have envisioned her in.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
But none of what I saw was what I envisioned. And her hair as well. I thought she was gonna do just like a little bun or something. Cute little hairstyle. Chic as can be. Looking stunning, gorgeous, glowing. It was amazing.
Rhiann
She does look great in a high neckline, I think. Like.
Fran
Yes.
Rhiann
Really a really flattering cut on her side. I loved that you really have to.
Fran
Be able to pull off a high neck.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Like that. You know what I mean? Like.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Not everybody can now. She can.
Rhiann
She can. She looked fantastic. We know that. Apparently Steve Martin and Martin short spoke at the rehearsal dinner, which is so sweet and adorable. And I once dream would die for the three of them. Love their relationship. I. I'm assuming, you know, we saw everything that Meryl was doing, so obviously she was not there. But we saw her in full Miranda Priestley cosplay. I don't know what you could call it at. Right. Like, she was in character at the dolce and Gabbana show in Milan.
Fran
She was method acting.
Rhiann
Yeah. I don't know if they were. They were filming or if it was like a whole big ad or whatever. It was genius, honestly, because it was Miranda Priestly and they could have been filming. Yeah. Like, maybe they were filming.
Noah
That would make more sense. Why she skipped.
Fran
She was also without a Wintour.
Noah
Do you think she was invited?
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Oh, 100.
Fran
Yeah. She was on Only Murders and she's dating Martin Short.
Rhiann
100.
Fran
Marty obviously got a plus one.
Noah
The headlines for the whole wedding were just so funny because it was like, meryl Streep skips town, skips the wedding from Milan.
Rhiann
Yeah. Like, clearly it was a job commitment. Whether it. Whether they were filming or not, it's. It's creating a buzz. It was something they needed to do. She's sitting front row with Stanley Tucci right next to her, also in character. So it's like whole big thing. We're watching her talk to Anna Wintour in character.
Fran
Right.
Rhiann
It's like a.
Fran
You know, it's. It's Hollywood showbiz.
Rhiann
Yeah. A whole big moment. I thought it was really cool, but obviously she wasn't at the wedding, so that kind of sucks. But those. They. Those two spoke, and then apparently at the. I'm really noticing this, like, three words I've said way too many times in the last 30 seconds.
Noah
Apparently.
Rhiann
Like I said apparently. Obviously, like 40 times. It's ringing.
Fran
And I've been hanging on to everywhere.
Rhiann
It's ringing in my head brutally right now.
Fran
I've been like, what is she saying next?
Rhiann
I know. And sometimes when you say apparently too many times, it really does. You.
Fran
You.
Rhiann
You become the apparently kid.
Noah
Noah Ritter.
Rhiann
Yeah. Do you remember that? Because he's a Noah.
Noah
Yeah. Noah Ritter.
Rhiann
Yeah. Apparently Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift also.
Fran
You have to plug your nose like this to talk like this the whole time.
Rhiann
My grandma was a Powerball. Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift also spoke.
Fran
Yes, they did.
Rhiann
Which is probably beautiful at the wedding. Now, Squidward. He's got to sound like Squidward.
Fran
You do that.
Noah
What are you doing? You're just holding your breath now?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
You're not even speaking.
Fran
I was gonna say something, and then I couldn't think of anything to say that was funny. So I just didn't say anything at all. So I just stared at you.
Noah
She's still holding your nose.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Because I wanted to see if I held it and laughed.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I'm like, doing a Valley girl voice with it. Why? It's not how I talk.
Rhiann
Just breathe through your mouth.
Fran
Yeah, sorry about that. Like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're either enjoying me today or you think I'm annoying, and I'm okay with either one. Not you, the listeners.
Rhiann
Okay.
Fran
I know you've enjoyed me today.
Rhiann
I have.
Fran
I know. You don't have to tell me twice. I understand. But I'm saying if you're listening to this, you're either laughing or you're like, oh, my God, she's being really annoying. And I'm okay with either.
Rhiann
Moment of silence for that.
Fran
I'll let that sink in.
Rhiann
Let that sink in for a second.
Fran
You know, it's not my business how you feel.
Rhiann
We'll bring it right back. Just like, three, two, one.
Fran
Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran apparently made There I go again.
Rhiann
Oh, shite.
Fran
Shite.
Rhiann
You did it again.
Fran
Shit. You did it and then I did it. You did it First I called myself.
Rhiann
Out and I stopped and then I.
Fran
Did it again and I copied you.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Shite. He's got me. Um. Shout out Steve Irwin.
Rhiann
Was that. Was that Australia? That was Steve. He's rolling over in his grave.
Fran
It's not good. That is not good to say. Oh, Maria, please take us back. Maria, Maria. Remind me of a West side Story going down. Spanish Harlem.
Rhiann
Beautiful.
Fran
Reel it in.
Rhiann
Yep. What do you think Taylor said at the wedding? So happy. Congratulations.
Noah
Use my joke. Use my joke.
Rhiann
Use my joke. Use my joke.
Fran
You said. Knew you were gonna say that. I stole one of Noah's jokes today.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know what?
Rhiann
You're on a roll with the joke stealing. Let me tell ya.
Fran
I gave you credit.
Rhiann
I know. After I said, you get credit. Joke.
Fran
I gave you credit.
Noah
I was sitting side stage, so watch your ass when you said that. I want to be like, can you believe this? No one would have known what I was talking about. No, no, I was like, I did like a double take.
Fran
It look crazy. I would have been like, yeah.
Rhiann
Stage.
Fran
Get a load of this guy.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
He's a producer.
Rhiann
He cuts our mics.
Fran
You think he comes up with jokes?
Rhiann
His mic up?
Fran
Yeah, he's got no personality.
Noah
I made that joke, like, walking into the venue, like, it was like.
Fran
And I did say to you, I wish I could say that on stage. And then I did say it on stage. I did kind of word it in a way that sounded like it wasn't my joke, though. I was like, we were talking about this earlier and.
Noah
And I said the funniest thing. I'll say it again for you now.
Fran
And the thing is, the people in the crowd, they may have not known you, so I didn't want to be like, oh, Noah said this. I didn't want to be like, noah, is Noah here? I don't want to be like, that.
Rhiann
Was the best dick you've had all night. You know, I just, like, didn't know if the crowd was really gonna know you.
Noah
You hear the pop when you said I was here, did you?
Fran
Yeah, it was like, crack it, Cricket.
Rhiann
The cicada is really fired up at that point.
Fran
Anyways, the joke was that it wasn't even that good of a joke.
Noah
It was funny when I said it.
Fran
It was funny when you. I laughed hard. No, it was. I laughed hard when you said it.
Noah
Yeah. It was all.
Rhiann
It's all about.
Noah
We'll go over it later.
Fran
No, the crowd laughed fucking hard when I said it.
Noah
It's a risky joke because it's like. Like a little bit of a shot at Taylor, you know?
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
With the joke was that she was being like, you know, make sure you stream my album next Friday.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
During her wedding speech.
Noah
Special Selena Gomez version. Vinyl version.
Fran
Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was the joke.
Rhiann
I didn't say.
Fran
Yeah, I used a team one. No, Noah said, oh, by the way, there's a new vinyl dropping right now.
Noah
For the wedding, available until the after party.
Rhiann
You all have a QR code on your menus.
Noah
No, she started off, like, earlier in the wedding. She goes, major announcement coming tonight during my speech. And then people are like, what. What is happening?
Fran
And then I want to pee my pants. I'm going to pee my pants. The laugh is, like, extra loud today for you two.
Rhiann
Oh, it's good.
Fran
Love you too. You guys are spectacular.
Rhiann
No, honestly, the speech was probably extremely hard. Heartfelt and lovely, I. I imagine. Honestly, I just feel like anytime Ed Sheeran says, like, anything, it probably was so sweet, you know, your legs don't.
Fran
Work like they used to before Ed.
Noah
Was there for Benny. Like, he's friends, really good friends with Benny, obviously.
Rhiann
Yeah. I mean, I think obviously all know each other, but Ed and Benny have worked on music.
Noah
Love yourself.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
Oh, wait, no, that's Justin Bieber. Yeah, he wrote. Yeah.
Fran
You should go and love yourself.
Rhiann
Yes.
Fran
So, yes. Congratulations to them. Huge congrats to them. On the other side of that, Jimmy Tatro and Zoe Deutsch got engaged, which is spectacular.
Rhiann
Really sweet. And they've got this in for the last three months they posted. It was like three months of being engaged. Ring looks stunning.
Fran
Stunning. And my original reaction, look like a Giant. My original reaction, though, when I saw. And I didn't realize it said three months.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I thought, oh, what an awkward FaceTime. To Nina Dobrev.
Rhiann
Oh, yeah.
Fran
Right, right.
Noah
But then maybe that sparked their, like, demise.
Fran
Oh. Her best friend.
Noah
I got engaged. We love you. Like, their love was so apparent. Why don't we feel it?
Fran
Yeah, right. We didn't feel this. Yeah. Yeah. Could be. Yeah. Because I was like, that's gotta happens, you know? Yeah. I was like, that's gonna be awkward. FaceTime.
Rhiann
Hey, we just got engaged. Yep, yep, yep.
Fran
With Zac Efron.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Trying to forget about it all.
Rhiann
They've been sitting on that one for three months, which, honestly, a dream. Good for them.
Fran
Nice.
Rhiann
I think that's nice. To be able to enjoy something for that long. And they are very famous enough that it's pretty impressive that they kept that under wraps for so long that, like.
Fran
No, no.
Rhiann
There's no rumor. No, like, engagement rumors.
Noah
They're the perfect amount of famous where, like, people aren't, like, prying.
Rhiann
Yeah, that's true. That's.
Fran
Sure.
Rhiann
That is true. And they seem like they have so much fun. But I will say I. Once again, I'm gonna repeat myself. When I saw that ring, I thought, rock. You know, sometimes when you see an engagement ring and just, like, the way it's set and certain things, you're like, that's a stone.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Like, that was. You know, that's a stone. But good for them.
Fran
Yeah, good for them. Huge congratulations to them. And then the last topic before Weekly Watch Port.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yep.
Fran
The super bowl halftime performer was announced y. And it is. Bad Bunny. Bad Bunny. Book mommy. Holy. That's part of his song. I wasn't just saying those. Those curse words. Exciting.
Rhiann
Bad Bunny. You know, there's a lot of songs that I will say get stuck in my head. Like the one you were just singing before. I couldn't sing it back to you. Say cheese. I don't know the words, but the beat stays in your head, you know? Yeah. We don't even try. I saw you thinking about trying.
Fran
Don't even do it. All right, I won't.
Rhiann
Don't even do it. But he is performing in San Francisco at the super bowl halftime show. Now, look. Yeah. Full transparency. My initial reaction was.
Noah
I see. I see.
Rhiann
Freaking taking over the show over there.
Noah
Yeah, that was a good one.
Fran
Shake my fucking hand.
Rhiann
Taking over the show over there.
Fran
That was good.
Rhiann
I thought that was good. Yeah, it was.
Fran
Damn.
Rhiann
That was. I'm not.
Noah
We could cut this and then you Want to use it?
Rhiann
No.
Fran
I just got owned.
Rhiann
Yeah, I got nothing to say. I thought I really.
Fran
That was a big one, bro. You've been holding that in. Biggest laugh of the night right there. I'm always jokes.
Rhiann
Really ready to go.
Noah
That's your. That's your. That's your one.
Fran
You got one. Fastball. I'm circling back.
Rhiann
Back. You're really so hanging fruit.
Fran
Circling back. It's called the circle back. You guys ever hear of it?
Rhiann
It's a cult to call back.
Fran
But yeah.
Rhiann
It'S a call back. But sure. We are circling back.
Fran
Question. Do you guys want me to. Door's right there. Yeah, Balcony's right there. You want me to call back?
Rhiann
Sorry.
Fran
You want me to. You're on his side?
Rhiann
No, I. I mean, he's taking up the whole room. I don't know what.
Fran
You want me. It's disgusting. Called your voice annoying earlier.
Noah
No, I didn't.
Fran
Forget.
Noah
I didn't. I said it was jarring.
Rhiann
Jarring. No one wants to be described as jarring.
Fran
No, that ain't.
Rhiann
No one wants to be described as drawing. What was I saying? Oh, I really talked. I.
Fran
That was Italian.
Noah
Sorry, I had no idea what that was.
Fran
Yeah. Means dick in Italian.
Noah
Good to know.
Rhiann
I really.
Fran
Sorry.
Rhiann
All right, fourth time. Let's see what. Let's see what happens. I really had the opening.
Noah
It's all yours.
Rhiann
I talked myself into it being Taylor Swift. I have.
Fran
You look like you're wearing shoulder pads right now.
Rhiann
I felt that way.
Fran
It was pushing up against. Sorry. I'm. I'm sorry. Enough out of me. I'm gonna shut the hell up.
Rhiann
The rumors of it being Taylor Swift got to me. I convinced myself it was going to be her. I really thought it was. Even the reports recently that, like, they couldn't come to the. An agreement, and she wanted to. She wanted the rights and blah, blah, blah, whatever else, which was like, give her everything she wants. Give her everything she wants so she can be the halftime show. But I don't know if that was true or not. But if it was true, they didn't do it. And we have Bad Bunny now sitting with it for. It's been, you know, probably about an hour. He'll put on a fantastic. Like, he'll put on a great show. Bad Bunny is a vibe. He is. We'll be this. Literally all of us on our couch. We. We may not know the songs. We. We may not be able to sing along, but we'll just be, you know, a little everyone.
Noah
Who's he gonna Bring out.
Rhiann
See Noah's first question.
Fran
But.
Noah
But like, I think valid question is for the Super Bowl.
Rhiann
No, it is.
Noah
Yes. He's going to bring.
Rhiann
He'll figure it out. He'll. It'll be somebody.
Noah
And it's.
Rhiann
He's worked with everybody too, I feel like. So he'll. It'll be great. He's the biggest.
Fran
In my ass. No matter what. My couch cushion will be feeling it for sure.
Rhiann
So, like, look, am I a little disappointed because I wanted to be Taylor Swift? Yes. Like, is. I'm like, ugh. I really thought it was gonna be Taylor Swift.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
It's like, so initial reaction. Bad Bunny. Not what I wanted. But I understand. And people will enjoy.
Fran
But we're gonna be sitting on the couch.
Rhiann
Like, let me tell you, it'll be a fun one. It'll be a fun one for the Monday. I'm so self conscious about my shoulder pads now. It's okay.
Fran
It was a joke.
Rhiann
No, I know.
Fran
You're wearing a sweatshirt.
Rhiann
It's a boxy sweatshirt.
Fran
You're wearing a sweatshirt.
Rhiann
I'm very excited to see the. What can only be a massive overreaction after he performs. You know, like, people are really gonna be annoying about it.
Fran
They're gonna be very annoying.
Rhiann
And it's just gonna be like, just. Sorry for being a. Sorry. You're a hater.
Fran
Just shut up and enjoy Bad Bunny. Like, seriously. Exactly. Get up and shake your tush and just enjoy the show. Because that's what Bad Bunny is here for, is for us to dance our little asses off and just enjoy the sexiness of the music. Yep. And feel the vibe. And that's what it's all about. San Francisco, sf. San Fran, as they say. Y. But that's it. Just enjoy the vibe and don't be. Don't be a hater. Just be along for the ride.
Rhiann
I know. And look, he's gonna bring the energy. Do I fucking love Adele? I sure do.
Fran
Yeah. I'm actually more excited for a Bad Bunny than I would be for Adele.
Noah
No, come on.
Rhiann
No, because Adele, like, you think that's crazy.
Fran
The discography is just a little bit slower.
Noah
No, I mean, I think, like, yeah.
Fran
Adele is a fan. Abdel has literally one of, if not the best voice.
Rhiann
It is incredible.
Noah
She was at Selena's wedding. Did you see or was that fake? I saw a video that was like, Adele singing along to Chapel Rona, Selena's wedding.
Rhiann
That can't be real.
Noah
Are you sure?
Rhiann
Chapel Roan.
Noah
I mean, the video is real. I just don't know if that was from the wedding.
Fran
I don't know.
Noah
Look up, Adele.
Fran
Bad bunny. Like, is gonna make me feel like, you know what I'm watching. Like, I'm gonna be like, yeah. Oh, I'm feeling sexy, I'm dancing, I'm having fun. Like, Adele's not gonna do that.
Noah
No, I know, but like, does the super bowl halftime show have to be that way? Like, isn't it? Couldn't you just ask for a great response?
Fran
You know, it could be.
Rhiann
Yeah, I see the video. You're talking about me.
Noah
It might be an old video and it's just like, someone's lying. But it.
Rhiann
But yeah, I feel like. I mean, this lady's like holding a dog. So I. I like, unless she let some woman come to her wedding with.
Fran
A dog in it.
Rhiann
Looks like some kind of event, it's.
Noah
Impossible to know what's real these days.
Fran
It is.
Rhiann
It's actually a problem.
Fran
Wait, don't play it though, because we can't play.
Rhiann
Yeah, sorry, sorry. Like, we're in trouble.
Noah
Of everyone who's confirmed there, and I didn't see her on it, so.
Rhiann
Well, you know who else is in that video copyright guys is Ashlin Harris. And like, I don't think Ashlyn Harris was at this wedding either, but.
Noah
What's this? You see this picture?
Rhiann
Oh. Oh, my God. She totally was.
Noah
Yeah. And that's the same dress.
Rhiann
Julianne Hough was at this wedding. Is this someone else's wedding?
Fran
I don't know.
Rhiann
Maybe they all were. Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at Ashlyn Harris.
Noah
Is Adele friends with. Oh, has Benny Blanco worked with Adele?
Rhiann
I don't know. Sophia Bush and Ashlyn Harris.
Fran
He's worked with everybody. I can see them being there.
Noah
Wait, this is Adele in New photos. Britain, Alex wedding. I don't know who.
Rhiann
Britain, Alex's wedding.
Noah
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a different wedding.
Fran
Meanwhile, I'm sitting here like, yeah, duh. They're obviously friends of Benny and Selena.
Rhiann
There you go. This is somebody else's wedding.
Noah
Damn. Why do people do that? Like, what do they get out of that?
Rhiann
Clicks and clicks.
Fran
Engagement. Like retweets.
Rhiann
Yeah. Now I'm looking at Sofia, but I made my way to Sophia Bush's story where she is actually tagging the wedding.
Noah
Wait, so Julianne Hough was at that wedding?
Fran
Yes.
Noah
Not who are Alex and Britt? I mean, they're pretty important, I guess.
Rhiann
Yeah. Alex and Britt look like they had.
Fran
A beautiful star studded wedding.
Rhiann
Wedding. Alex looks to be. Maybe he's Got a band of sorts, followed by yeah, yeah, that's the wedding. That's the wedding.
Noah
They were at Adele.
Rhiann
Stunning bride.
Fran
Adele would have put on a fantastic show.
Rhiann
But that's very funny that people took this content and are saying it was Selena and Betty's wedding. It's not. That's somebody else. Somebody else is wedding.
Fran
Completely classic engagement farming.
Rhiann
The account. Literally. It says parody account. You know. You know how it says that now?
Noah
Oh, it does. I. Like. Like the.
Rhiann
Yeah, like the account. Like the account. Underneath it says parody account.
Noah
Yeah, maybe it was.
Rhiann
That is probably what you saw because it has 840 retweets. So that's probably the one you saw.
Noah
Maybe.
Fran
Maybe you're a fool.
Rhiann
And every single comment is, this is not their wedding.
Fran
So, yeah, you got NASCAR guy 69. He did. Happens to the best of us. Don't worry, bro. Shake it off. Sure does shake it off.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
What could have been at the Super Bowl?
Rhiann
Oh, God, I really do hope.
Noah
What a circle back.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I just learned about that.
Rhiann
I really hope she does that eventually, though. The halftime show.
Fran
Yeah. I feel like it was now or.
Noah
Never because Travis is gonna be gone.
Rhiann
Yeah. But maybe it would be easier for her to do.
Fran
For her to do. That's true. Maybe there wouldn't be as much pressure.
Rhiann
It's like Travis isn't there to watch. It's not a crazy. It's not crazy pressure for Travis.
Noah
Although it's like the Chiefs aren't making the super bowl probably. But you never know.
Rhiann
You never know.
Fran
They lose to that.
Rhiann
You never.
Noah
Honestly. They blew out the Ravens and you never know. End up playing.
Fran
They beat the Ravens.
Noah
They killed them.
Rhiann
They did. Yeah.
Fran
Oh, yeah. My quarterback got hurt. Yeah, well, like fanny support. Not Josh Allen. Josh Allen's for it. Oh, baby.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah.
Fran
Yeah. Go Bill. Do they have another besides Go Bills and Bill's Mafia? Yeah.
Noah
Do they Go Bills, Bill's Mafia.
Fran
Go, Bill's Mafia. My Bill's Mafia peeps.
Rhiann
Let's go, Buffalo.
Fran
Let me know. Let me know what the sayings are.
Noah
I was just thinking about those wings we had. Bar Bill.
Rhiann
Why would you even bring those up right now? My stomach just rolled over. I'm hungry and.
Fran
Oh, my God.
Rhiann
So good.
Noah
That would be.
Fran
So hungry. Yeah, that would be so good. All right, moving on.
Rhiann
Those wings are amazing. Taylor. Just, like, think about doing the halftime.
Fran
Show now, though, because maybe one day.
Rhiann
I really would want her to do it. But we'll be like you said, chicken. Our little butts of my little butt. Your big butt.
Fran
Bang is big sometimes. Yeah. We'll be shaking it to Bad Bunny. All right, that wraps up the topics. As we all know, I do love a nice hair blowout. Get my hair blown out at the beginning of the week. Make it last a long, long time. I got this blowout a couple days ago, but able to make it last with Batiste, the number one dry shampoo brand. It's the number one in the US and the number one in the world. It instantly refreshes your hair, and you can instantly refresh your hair with Batiste. It absorbs oil and grease for cleaner looking and feeling hair with added volume and texture. It's great on your hair. It's easy on your wallet, and you get the blowout look without the blowout price. You can get a blowout. You can keep this going. And Batist works better than the next leading competitor and brand that costs up to two times more. And it's a cult classic for a reason. All hair types are welcome, so buy Batiste dry shampoo online or in store at your nearest retailer. Weekly watch report on Monday. Weekly watch report on Monday. Weekly watch report on Monday. Weekly watch report, watch report on Monday.
Rhiann
No, it did the thing where you started talking and you turned your mic down. I saw this.
Fran
Saw that. All right, let's get into the weekly watch part where we talk about things we watch this week.
Rhiann
You got some big ones.
Fran
I got some bangers on there. They're the only things I'm gonna be talking about.
Rhiann
Family and loyalty.
Fran
I watch other shit. I ain't talking about it. I'm not talking about it. Because there's only one thing that matters to me right now, and that's the Fast and the Furious. So I started getting edits on my tick tock of the Fast and the Furious.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
And I thought, I've never seen this film. Why am I getting these?
Rhiann
I appreciate you going full proper the Fast and the Furious, you know?
Fran
Well, because prime, the Fast and the Furious is the first one.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
The fourth one is called Fast and Furious.
Rhiann
I don't think I knew that. Yeah.
Fran
Something new every day.
Rhiann
Yep.
Fran
See, there's a reason for this.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I was trying to give the proper name to them.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Because the first one is the Fast and the Furious. The second one is too Fast Shoe Furious. Right, right, right, right, right. The fourth one is Fast and Furious. You know, it's like they couldn't decide.
Rhiann
Right.
Fran
And then they just started by going by fast five, fast seven. Like, they were just like, all right, we're cutting.
Rhiann
We're going.
Fran
We're cutting that fast.
Rhiann
Fast.
Fran
Because people are confused on what.
Rhiann
All we know is you guys know it's gonna be furious, but we just. It's fast.
Fran
It's fast.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Street racing. So, yes. I was getting edits on my Tech talk, and I thought, I've never seen this film. Like, what? Why am I getting these edits? I thought, should I watch? Should I not watch? You know that it's a Paul Walker. They were really pulling me in. I thought, maybe I should watch this. So Thursday night, we were lying in bed, and I said, baby, how about we watch. Sorry. No need, no need. I said, how about we watch the Fast and Furious? At the time, I said fast and Furious because I didn't know.
Rhiann
Naive then.
Fran
Yeah, it was very. I didn't know proper. So I said, have. I watched Fast and Furious? And Matt said, oh, my God, it's actually the fast. He was like, yeah, I'd love to. What? All of a sudden, I'm like, I'm getting these edits on my TikTok. And he was like, I actually think you're really gonna like it.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
And I was like, all right, let's give it a shot. Within 10 minutes. Man, I feel like a woman. Like, I seriously was hooked. Like, I. This phone did not touch my finger during that entire film. You know, which people would be like, well, isn't that normal? Sometimes you check the top. You know what I mean? Sometimes, you know, you're watching something, you pick up, oh, did anybody text me, you know, anything like that? Oh, you know, there's no asking a work question like, something like that. So I didn't pick up my phone the entire time. And Matt was like, I haven't seen you do that in so long. Where, like, from start to finish, you did not even check the time on your phone. You were so locked in. I said, I am as locked into this movie as Toretto is into his family. You know? That's it. That's it. I'm locked in. So watch Vin Diesel.
Rhiann
Yes.
Fran
Okay. Dom. Dom Toretto. Right, Right. Obviously, I knew him as. As Dom. Yeah. I felt comfortable as soon as I heard his name.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Dom Toretto, for sure. Said, we got some Italians in the mix for sure. So Fast and the Furious. I loved it.
Rhiann
I was like, this is spectacular.
Fran
This is an A plus move in. This is. This is really amazing. And then we went to bed because it was late, and I said, oh, my God, Matt, I can't wait for it till tomorrow. I can't wait to Wake up tomorrow. I cannot wait to wake up tomorrow to watch the second one with you. And so, you know, had to. He. He had to go to work. We didn't have to work that day on Friday. And I waited around all day, like, when are you coming home? When are you coming home? Are you done with work yet? Like, when are you coming home?
Rhiann
Really trying to press, play, play.
Fran
Really try and play, press play on this.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
And then, you know, I was going through my closet trying to find something to wear for. For Lady World. I wanted a super cute outfit. Thankfully, we have a ton of Abercrombie clothes. This is not an ad for Abercrombie in this, but thankfully we have a ton of Abercrombie. You know, I was able to throw something cute together last minute, but I was. I was like, ugh. You know, in one of those moods where I was like, oh, my God, nothing looks right on me.
Rhiann
Yep.
Fran
You know?
Rhiann
Yep, yep, yep.
Fran
And Matt said, let's put on the second Fast and Furious. Too fast, too fast, too fast. Bring a move right up. Within three minutes, I'm smiling ear to.
Rhiann
Ear because this was the edit that.
Fran
I kept seeing on my tick tock when Paul Walker says, what's up, Suki? And she says, what's up, Bullet? He said, how about we raise it in nickel? Like it's this whole thing. And the TikToks make it seem like it's a way bigger deal than, you know, any edit can. It's literally such a small part of the movie where she's like, what's up, Suki? What's up, Bullet? I thought Suki and Bullet had a love story. No, they don't at all. But anyways, it hooks me in. And within three minutes, I'm smiling ear to ear watching this one. And then Tyrese Gibson's character gets introduced. Roman Pierce. I fell in love instantly. I said, oh, my God, he's gonna be an amazing character, isn't he? And that was like, yes, he is a great character. And I said, please do not tell me that he's gonna die at the end of this film. Don't. I can't handle. I started welling up. I did. I was like, I can't handle if he. If he's gonna. If he's gonna die at the end of this film. I can't handle it. He doesn't.
Rhiann
I. Honestly, I. I'm speechless. I just. I wasn't quite sure if you were gonna start crying there, just from the pure thought of that character. I'm dying at the end of that movie, I am. And I just wasn't sure in my mind. I was trying to remember, like, does he die at the end? I was like, no, he doesn't, because he's in the other ones, by the way.
Fran
I don't know what happens in the other ones yet. So if he does end up.
Rhiann
Yep. Don't. No spoilers.
Fran
Don't tell me, because I was like, please, I can handle this. No spoilers, please. I know. You know? Anyways, I'm not gonna go there, but. Yeah.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
But anyways, I just. I was like, please don't, because I. I love. I love the duo here. Like, I'm obsessed and just, like, their banter and their back and forth. And I loved the second one even more than the first, and I didn't know that was possible. I was like, this is leaving such a mark on me. This is even better than the first.
Rhiann
Like, they're.
Fran
They're neck and neck, though. Like, it's not like I'm like, oh, my God, this blows. The first. I love the first so much, too. But the second one is just like, oh, it just did something to me. So they're both a pluses. You can't go higher than that. So they're both a pluses. But I did like, the second. Like, I'm gonna watch on. All right, I'll admit it. I did put on too Fast and Furious on the plane. It was on. It was on the plane. I have a picture, too. I sent it to Matt. I said, I'm going to watch. So when I asked you to watch again, that was really the third. That would have been my third.
Rhiann
That's too much.
Fran
That would have my third watch. I'll probably watch on Play tomorrow.
Rhiann
Yeah, fair.
Fran
I. I love it. I'm going to watch all of them again. Going to Singapore.
Rhiann
Oh, perfect. Well. Well, you won't be able to see how you're watching them with Matt.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
But I think we'll.
Fran
We'll finish by the end of the week.
Rhiann
All of them?
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
There's nine.
Noah
I'm gonna ask how long it takes to watch all the Fast and Furious movies.
Fran
I'm already at four. Like, I just finished four, so I got five, six, seven, eight, nine.
Rhiann
I mean, it's five movies.
Fran
There's five nights this week.
Rhiann
I guess. What? I got five nights ready.
Fran
I got Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Noah
20 hours and 41 minutes. It's almost.
Rhiann
Oh, my God, it's a full day. The movies get kind of long, don't they?
Noah
Do this is. This is the.
Fran
No, that's a full flight. I could do the full Fast and Furious marathon for the flight. Single.
Noah
There's already 10 out. It's 10.
Fran
Oh, I thought the 10 was out in 2026.
Noah
10 came out in 2023.
Fran
Fast X. Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
Noah
They get. They really do start to get long.
Rhiann
Part two, the last is 2021.
Noah
They all get super. After four, they get well over two hours.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fran
Listen, I heard that after seven, it goes downhill.
Rhiann
So, you know, look, we're going Monday, Fast 5, Tuesday, Fast and Furious 6, Wednesday, Furious 7.
Fran
That's gonna. Wednesday is gonna be a sad day.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know. Yep.
Rhiann
Thursday, the fate of the Furious.
Fran
Your prop.
Noah
The names get worse.
Rhiann
Here's a question. Will you throw Hobbs and Shaw in there?
Fran
No, I mean here.
Rhiann
Well, Fast and Furious presents Hobs and Shaw.
Noah
That doesn't count.
Fran
I have to go back to.
Rhiann
Does it? Because that's when they threw Jason STM in there, right?
Fran
Yeah. I have to go Back to the 3 and 4, though, for a second because people are going to have a mixed reaction to what I'm about to say. We skipped three. Now. Matt loves three Tokyo Drift.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
He's like, I love three.
Rhiann
Bow wow. Is it that?
Fran
Yeah, Bow Wow.
Rhiann
He's like, senor Bow Wow.
Fran
I love three. I love Tokyo Drift. I said, no, Paul, no Vin, I'm out.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
I think Vin makes an appearance at the end of three. I said, I don't know. Like, I just got attached to all these characters.
Noah
Then that makes the heart grow fonder.
Fran
But then there's. There's other characters that are in the.
Rhiann
Critics really were not.
Fran
Here's the thing. I Talked to the Fast 5 has.
Rhiann
A good one, though.
Fran
Well, Fast 5 is everyone's favorite.
Rhiann
Yeah. Fast 5, 77% Fast and Furious, which is the fourth one.
Fran
28 fat. So. Yeah. And. And Too Fast 2 Furious doesn't have a good one either.
Noah
The first one doesn't have a good one either.
Rhiann
I actually love you're. You know what? I also really liked Too Fast Two Fears. That's the one that.
Fran
With Eva Mendes. Yeah. Yeah. Fantastic.
Rhiann
Ludicrous. Yeah.
Fran
Yeah. That's a ludicrous first appearance in it. Amazing. But I totally talk to the fast expert, John Feidelberg. Yeah. Because I texted immediately when we started. I said, john, yeah. Got big news. Guess what movie I'm about to watch for the first time? And he said, it can't possibly be Fast and Furious. But every ounce of me wants to say Fast and Furious. I said, bingo, it is. And we talked. And I don't know if I'm revealing something that he's never revealed before. So sorry if I am. John. But he said that he never even seen Tokyo Drift until this past year, which is the third one. So I felt okay. That the fast expert.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
What was his reasoning for that? For not seeing it?
Fran
He said the same thing as me. Novin. No, Paul.
Noah
So he just. But that was like, that must have been. I don't know if I'm assuming he had been watching them as I came out. Like, he just was like, they're not in this. I'm not gonna watch this.
Rhiann
5, 6, 7. Pretty high, right? Yeah, like pretty high. People love 75, 37's and 82. And then. And then it goes back down the way. And 8 and 9. Not that good. And 10 also not that. I mean, 56. Middle. Middle of the ground.
Fran
The way that. Sorry, I'm literally talking in and out of the mic. John ranked them for me because I asked him to rank his. He said his is fast five, fast seven, fast one. But he says very hard. And he just.
Rhiann
Yeah, that's hard. It's a lot of movies to.
Fran
He said. And he was like, it. You know, it's hard to skip anything but Tokyo.
Noah
Like, that's whatever Fast seven is, you know, for obvious reasons.
Fran
Yeah, up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He said like a year ago, which I might be once again saying.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Something that he never revealed. So sorry. But he did say they're gonna revoke his license. He said in case you ever have to.
Rhiann
Driver's license.
Fran
He said in case you ever have to defend liking it. Christopher Nolan says Fast and Furious is his favorite franchise.
Rhiann
So Nolan knows ball.
Fran
Yeah, he gave me that. He was like, here you go. Just in case you got to defend this. So anyways, those first two are an A plus. Skipped three. Kind of like I put it on. I was like, hey, where's Vin? Where's Paul? No, four was a lot. It was filled with a lot of emotion. And there was a lot. There was a lot. Four, you know, I don't want to spoil it. Four was an emotional one and I still loved it. Not as much as the first two.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
But I did still love it. And I'll give that a B plus.
Rhiann
Okay.
Fran
But it was not an A plus territory.
Rhiann
You didn't immediately want to rewatch that. You went back to 2 Fast 2 Furious.
Fran
No, as soon as I finished 4, I was like, wait, I need to watch the Second one again?
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Which I did. So the next one will be five, which is really exciting because people love fast five. They love it. They were like, fast five's gonna change your world. Da da da. And then seven will break my heart. And then I'll say, man, a week ago was so much better when I was just starting this journey. True. You know?
Rhiann
True.
Fran
So that's it for my weekly watch bar. I did watch other things, but, like, that really took over for me and I started doing it. Not even worth mentioning. I did a lot of research on it too. Like I'm whole franchise, you know, And.
Rhiann
Carl runs pretty fucking deep with that franchise.
Fran
It does.
Rhiann
And like, and Vin Diesel takes it all very seriously. We know it's with him and the Rock.
Fran
And he does, you know, it's a lot talent. It. He does take it very seriously. And it's just so sad. I don't want to get into it. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But I did do a lot of research and I learned a lot about cars and all that. All that stuff I had no idea about, you know, cars, honestly.
Rhiann
The fact that you're wearing a backwards hat right now really goes into the fact that you're like, yo, I love Fast and Furious, bro.
Fran
Right. If you're listening to this podcast and you can't see me, I'm wearing a full backwards hat.
Rhiann
Actually, like, learned a lot about cars.
Fran
It was pretty sick. Street racing, I'm into it. Somebody messaged me and said I would be a great Suki for Halloween. And I took that as a Damn. That's a big, major compliment. Major compliment. Major. What?
Noah
Who plays Suki?
Fran
Devin Aoki.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Who is actually Steve Aoki's half sister, I believe. I don't know.
Rhiann
I could have found that out in your research.
Fran
Yeah, that could totally be like. Yeah, but that's was research. Can you actually fact check that for me? Because I didn't fact check it. What?
Noah
Fact check?
Fran
Devin Aoki, Steve Aoki's half sister. Suki in Too Fast, Too Furious.
Noah
Actress and fashion model Devin Aoki is Steve Aoki's half sister.
Fran
Nice. Confirmed. There you go. All right. And that's not everything I watched, but the only thing I care about.
Rhiann
Okay, so I watched. I watched Materialists on the plane, the movie I wanted to see. It really felt like the plane was the appropriate time to watch it. That's the Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans, Pedro Pascal movie. Not. Not great. Not great.
Fran
Great.
Rhiann
Fairly disappointed in it, to be honest. Could have had a lot of potential and just Fell fell flat for me. Both connections, Dakota John, like the Dakota Johnson and Chris Evans connection, like, I don't know, felt like they maybe needed more flashbacks to when they were younger and in love and to really get a feel of their relationship. Because then all of a sudden it was like, well why do they even like each other? It's like we don't never, I don't know, it's confusing. And then Pedro just like I couldn't tell if I was supposed to be laughing or if it was like dead serious of him being like I got the surgery to get to become taller so that I'm more eligible. Yeah. So I don't know, I just, I, I, it, it was not as good as I had expected because you know, the same director that did Past Lives, the Past Lives is so good that it just was a little bit of a disappointment compared to, compared to that, that C minus like Pascal's record is.
Noah
Getting worse and worse.
Rhiann
I feel like his record. What do you mean?
Noah
Like his film, like his movie.
Fran
Like, I'll be honest, I gave that movie a higher grade than what I really thought about it cuz I was afraid cuz people were loving it and I thought I was missing something. But I felt really validated when you.
Rhiann
Yeah, I just didn't said that you.
Fran
Didn'T like it because I actually was like, like yelling about it in the office being like there was no push and pull, there was no back and forth, there was no will they, won't they like nothing built up either of their chemistries to me for me to be rooting for either side of it. And I felt like it was a bad movie when I thought is that Chris Evans?
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
You know, usually I'm such a Chris Evans, like whoa, it's Chris Aliens. But that didn't do that to me. And so it feels really good to be like coming clean right now and saying how I really feel. And I agree with you.
Rhiann
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Fran
Did you enjoy it at all?
Rhiann
No, it just was like. It moved so fast.
Fran
I really am shocked. That's what I liked about it.
Rhiann
No. It was such a short movie, which I normally like too. But it was like there was no buildup. It was like all of a sudden they were just in love. I was like, I want a little. A little more. You know, it was just like all of a sudden, bam. She. She's gonna give up. What about when they snapped?
Fran
What about the one they snuck off together and had that?
Rhiann
Cute. That was cute. Cute. I just like wasn't buying what Miranda Cosgrove was selling me. Sorry. To her, you know, Fair.
Fran
Very fair at that point.
Rhiann
And very handsome actor. But like, almost too pretty.
Fran
We gotta draw a line somewhere.
Rhiann
You know, People just really shouldn't be that pretty. That's just something that go off. Yeah. Those abs can't be real.
Fran
But they were, which is disgusting.
Rhiann
Astonishing.
Fran
Disgusting.
Rhiann
Astonishing. Astonishment. Astonishing.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
But the whole premise. Right up my alley. I mean, that.
Fran
That's what I thought. I thought that the premise.
Rhiann
100. Give me any show that's like lightly based on the Bachelor, you know.
Fran
Right. I thought you would have ate that up.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah.
Fran
Sorry for the bad rap.
Rhiann
No, it wasn't a bad wreck at all. I still enjoyed it. Just like was a bad movie.
Fran
Yeah, it was bad. Good. Yeah, yeah. Like good bad.
Rhiann
No, but here's the thing. Like a bad good or a good bad I guess really good bad. Right. It's like a good bad I'll happily watch again.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
I don't. I don't know if I'd press play on this one.
Fran
That's true. Like, I would never watch that movie again.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
So I guess.
Rhiann
Yeah. But I feel that normally with a good bad, like, I'll watch it again.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
Really, I feel that way.
Fran
I actually had this thought, this exact thought the other night because of me wanting to watch Too Fast, too Furious. Sorry, I'm not to go back to that. I'm really not trying to. It has to do with what you're saying where like, I was like, oh, I want to re watch this. And it's not often I get that feeling lately about movies.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Where as a kid I'd watch a movie and I'd watch it immediately again, run it in immediately again, and then I'd watch it every day.
Rhiann
Sure. Yep.
Fran
Yep. The way that I watched films as a kid was I watched them on repeat 24 7.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
Yeah. And I just thought to myself, why don't I do that anymore? What happened that made me not want to re watch a lot of films?
Rhiann
You're right. That is true. And that is the thing. It's like you hear little, you know, younger kids or parents talking about their kids. They're like, why do I have to watch cars every single day? Like, like it's, you know, they just.
Fran
Want to comfort thing, I guess. But even like, as a, like, teenager.
Rhiann
No, same.
Fran
I was like, I just rewatched even TV episodes.
Rhiann
I mean, I haven't had that feeling since Pretty. But like the Hannah Montana. He could be the one episode I think I watched 800 times a million, like, all the time. But I mean, purchase on itunes to watch it every day.
Fran
And I could rewatch Entourage all the time. And I could rewatch Friends all the time. And I could. There are certain shows I could rewatch the same episode over and over again. It still hits. But I tried rewatching, like, the White Lotus, and I was like, that's not.
Rhiann
It's not.
Fran
It's fantastic.
Rhiann
Yeah. Yeah. It just wasn't hitting the way you thought.
Fran
It's fantastic.
Rhiann
All.
Fran
All three seasons.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Fran
But when you're rewatching, you're not comforted by it.
Rhiann
Fair.
Fran
You know?
Rhiann
Fair. Fair. So fair. So fair. I watched all of the Girlfriend Joe and I watched Fantastic.
Fran
Really got two episodes left.
Rhiann
I can't believe knowing how episode four ends, the fact that you guys were able to, like, not press play on episode.
Noah
Let's watch Fast and Furious for the fifth time.
Rhiann
No, honestly, I. I'm shocked. Like, I could talk about it because that's how far you watch. So, like, if you haven't watched the show yet, this is a spoiler for episode four. Once again, this is a spoiler for episode four.
Noah
Damn, my camera died. Not that anyone cares.
Rhiann
Oh, don't worry, guys. He's still here. The fact that she sees him with his mom in the restaurant and. And that's how the episode ends. Like, immediately I was like, oh, my God, we get. We have. Must know what happens.
Fran
I know. And. And Matt did say that.
Rhiann
Yeah. You left it on. On the cliffhanger. Of all cliffhangers. She thought he was dead.
Fran
I know, I know, I know, I know.
Rhiann
And there he is. Alive. I mean, let me tell you. Psychotic show. In the best way.
Fran
Psychotic.
Rhiann
Psychotic in the best way. Because. And. And I hope both of them are nominated for awards because Robin Wright and Olivia Cook. Amazing. Yeah, she played that. I mean, they really go back and forth, one upping each other on who's more psycho.
Fran
So.
Rhiann
But I guess that's kind of the point. And obviously, like we said before, you see both perspectives, so it's like the story slightly changed. Like someone's a little bit more aggressive in one person's point of view or vice versa.
Fran
What's the mom's name again?
Rhiann
Actress Robin. Right?
Fran
Robin Wright. Yeah. You know how Matt, like, never knows anybody's names, like actresses or.
Rhiann
Well, I know exactly what you're gonna say.
Fran
He was like, oh, my God, that's Robin Wright.
Rhiann
Yeah. House of Cards.
Fran
I said, what the hell? He was like, yeah. When I was an extra on House of Cards, she was. Was so nice. She was the sweetest. He was like, she couldn't be nicer. He's going on and on like, you can't even name the most famous superstars on the planet when you see their face.
Rhiann
Well, because this person crossed his.
Fran
Yeah. Path in real life and he was like, oh, my God.
Rhiann
It's just.
Fran
She's a sweetheart. Wow.
Rhiann
That's still just. That's.
Fran
No, I said that. I said, that's so nice.
Rhiann
I also love that she directed a lot of the episodes too, which is cool. But I won't. I won't give away. I won't give away the end. But, my God, it just gets crazier. And she is psycho.
Fran
Yeah. It's crazy girlfriend. They were in Mallorca, too, for part of that. Stunning.
Rhiann
Yeah. Oh, but looked gorgeous. This the. The home in Spain when They were like, let's go to the. Let's go to Spain on vacation. Yeah. Absolutely gorgeous. I mean, they're home in London. What a joke.
Fran
That was, like, all my favorite spots.
Rhiann
Yeah. Really, really good show. Highly recommend if you have not seen it, which would be unfortunate with the way I just described it, if you're still listening, because it would be a fairly big spoiler, but. But really, really good. Loved it. I will give that an.
Fran
A.
Rhiann
Great show. Really, really liked it. I haven't watched something in a while that I'm like, must press play on the next episode. I felt that way with this. I'm all caught up, actually. I'm not. Well, this comes out on Monday. There's an episode Sunday, so almost all caught up on Love Island Games.
Fran
Oh, same. I jumped back into it, but I forgot I wasn't.
Rhiann
Yeah, you weren't talking about anything else. It was fine. It's fine. It's not groundbreaking. I think the cast is leaving a little bit to be desired, to be honest.
Fran
That's a perfect way to describe it. Wow.
Rhiann
Yeah. Which is fine. It's just like they clearly weren't quite able to get the megastars from the U.S. i do love that they just threw Gabby and. And Casey into the mix. I think that's great. I hope that stirs up some drama. They obviously just won All Stars and have broken up already and are now back on this. But it is really an interesting game now that they up the prize money because people really are there for the money, which I don't blame is $250,000. It's the. The love is like a little bit of a smaller element for sure, where it's like. It's not like, oh, we're really trying to find a connection. If we win, the money is going to be great. It's like, no, we. I want that. We want the money. So I think it's gonna end up being a little bit more ruthless when it comes down to the. To the end, because friends are gonna have to start crossing each other. Things are gonna happen. They're already kind of starting to happen. Some of I. I appreciate some of the twists that they're doing. Like when Ariana comes in and she explains some new vote or something that's happening, I'm like, ooh, this is juicy. But then it's, like, a little too confusing. Just like a little. Like, Ariane has to explain a little bit too much, and then she's like, but if you choose this, it's going to be this and it's like, like, okay, we're maybe slightly over complicating it a little bit. I think more people need to be voted out. More people need to bring like, they. It needs to be the Cassie's be moving around more to keep it a little bit more fresh. It's like couples get. Are vulnerable and then they're still on like three more episodes. Like, are they vulnerable or are they. Let's, you know, move it or lose it. It's a. It's a C plus.
Fran
Yeah, that's.
Rhiann
I kind of. Of. Yeah.
Fran
If I was grading other things. Yeah, that's what I would say.
Rhiann
And Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Fantastic. My God.
Fran
It's just.
Rhiann
It's really just a minus. Like, first two episodes are out. These ladies are just so good. They're just so good at what they do. The first episode I didn't talk about last week, but the first episode of all of them on this RV to some random ass campground. Like, it's just. It's reality TV gold. I think these Salt Lake City ladies are so good. Them all being like, on Lisa. Because Lisa's like. And now. It's funnier now after talking to Lisa, she's like, well, I was, you know, film vessels. I'm with Ben Affleck. Like, why do I need to be with them? It's just like so funny. And them of course, all talking because that's just. That's just the way it goes. But that is. Oh, sorry. It's not. I watched 3 and 4 of Amanda Knox. I really want to finish it.
Noah
You forgot that show even existed.
Rhiann
Yeah, I really want to finish it. I forgot the. The final episode, I think is out this week. So I was like, oh, I just want to. You are right. It is a show that you do kind of have to lock in for because a lot of it is in Italian.
Fran
Yeah.
Rhiann
So it's like you are missing some very key points. But the episode four, you're kind of getting to more of like when the trial is happening. And I mean, it is intense. It really is. I don't really. I gotta watch. I need some like a man and ox documentaries to watch.
Noah
I think those are good. Those are. Those are out.
Rhiann
Yeah, I know. I know they are. I like, I almost want to finish the show and then go back and watch it, you know, I feel like.
Noah
That'S why the story is so crazy. That something about this story is like, I'd rather just watch the documentary.
Rhiann
Yeah. Because it is so.
Noah
It's like this recreation of it.
Rhiann
Yeah, yeah. It is so insane. But I'll give it. I mean, I, I, I, I enjoy it. I think it's a pretty good, Like, I've just been slow to jump back in because it is kind of a show that you do need to be locked in for.
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Rhiann
P minus. I think it's still pretty good. I think she's really good. They do kind of play it where it feels like they are. Like, it's. Amanda comes across as a little bit of a, like, a little bizarre almost. I don't know the right way to describe it because it's like, even the family in the show is like, well, what? You need to be helping her in court and, like, doing all these different things and she's not acting the way she should be. You know, there's just a lot about her that I don't know. So that has made me want to kind of learn more about the story, not from just the Hulu Show. And the last thing, I finished season two of Wednesday. I love Wednesday. I think it's an amazing show. I'm gonna give it a B plus.
Fran
I have no idea.
Rhiann
It's borderline. It's borderline. A minus could be B plus. I'm gonna stick with B plus, though. I really like it. I think it's cute. I think it's. Cute's kind of a poor description of it, actually. But it is like. I mean, it's a. They're, you know, they're kids. It's like a high school show. So it's a better way to describe it, I guess. There's good twists and turns. I think Jenna is fantastic. I think the parents are great. Joe actually sat next to the director. Not the director. Director. The actor who plays Gomez Adams, the father, while I was watching the show. Is that so weird? He went to dinner Friday night with a couple of buddies, and he goes, he sends me a picture. He's like, wow, this guy's sitting next to us at dinner and sends it. And I was home watching Wednesday.
Fran
Wow. I was like, wow, isn't that crazy?
Rhiann
Really hard. I'm literally. I took a picture of the TV screen and sent it back to him. I was like, I'm literally watching Wednesday right now. That's so funny. But I really enjoy. I think Wednesday Is a good show. That's all I watched.
Noah
I watched Gen V. The second season is out. Do you know what that is?
Rhiann
Yes. Boys spin off.
Noah
Boys spin off. Really? Like, the first season was so good, and then I was really excited about this season, and it is really good. But the fourth episode ended and then I'm like, hitting my remote, like, what? Where? And it's. I think they're doing one of those, like, stupid half, half, like, which just kills it for me. Like, I can't get invested. And I knew there was only four episodes, and I'm like, so it's really good. I'll give it a B plus. But it's. I don't. I just hate that so much that it takes me out.
Rhiann
Yeah.
Noah
Them splitting up the season. I'll give that a B plus. And then I've been watching Black Rabbit, the Jude Law show featuring Jason.
Rhiann
Right, right. Who. Who's. Who's the headliner?
Noah
Well, who. How about this? Who's more famous? Jude Law. Jason Bateman.
Fran
Jason Bateman.
Noah
Yeah, that's probably true. I think it's true.
Fran
I think it's actually might not even be close.
Noah
I don't think it's close.
Fran
I actually don't think it's close at all.
Noah
Jude Law, like, I think Jason Bateman is, like, maybe is more like respected. I don't even know if that's true.
Fran
Jason Bateman is, like, a very respected.
Noah
Yeah, but he does a lot of, like, he has a podcast.
Fran
Right? I don't know.
Noah
None of us are.
Fran
And we're very respected, obviously. Yeah. No, but.
Rhiann
Yeah, that's a good question.
Fran
I think it's Jason Bateman. I actually don't even think.
Noah
I don't think it's close.
Fran
I think it's close.
Rhiann
You're right. It is definitely. I mean, it is Jason Bateman.
Noah
What is your Law's, like, most famous thing?
Fran
The holiday.
Noah
He's been in a lot, and it was that in 1950.
Rhiann
Good joke, good joke. I don't know, just. I mean, Jude Law is just like, a little bit more of like a tabloid guy too, you know? So I feel like. You hear, you hear, like, yeah, he had a massive cheating scandal.
Noah
Oh, years ago. I didn't even know about it.
Fran
Did he?
Noah
Jude Law, like, with who, though?
Rhiann
Like, slept with the nanny.
Fran
What?
Noah
That sounds like a role he would play.
Fran
I didn't know this.
Rhiann
Oh, yeah.
Noah
He's not a great guy in this show, even though he's, like, kind of supposed to be. But anyways, this show, I'm actually Very much.
Fran
It's. People do like this show.
Rhiann
He was with Sienna Miller and it slept with a nanny.
Fran
Oh, people.
Noah
People are saying they like the show, but I actually was surprised to see that the, like, the reviews weren't like.
Rhiann
He'S got seven kids. He's like a Hugh Grant situation.
Noah
But I, I, I like it. I've watched six out of the eight episodes, and it's in New York, which is always cool.
Fran
Yeah. You know, I read the premise and I thought it was a good.
Noah
It is.
Rhiann
I do want to watch it. I think that's the show that my husband want to watch too. So I'm to do that.
Noah
It's good. I'm locked in.
Rhiann
It's all out. Like, it's the whole season.
Noah
Yeah. Eight episodes. I Rhea told me to turn it down last night. I was blessed.
Rhiann
It was loud. It was loud. I heard it too.
Fran
Me and Noah's rooms are right across. I was like, oh, my God. I didn't hear the show.
Noah
Yeah, yeah, but. But I would give that a B plus too. Like, it's not the greatest thing you'll ever see, but I actually, that's another. Like, I wasn't really checking my phone at all. Like, I was pretty.
Fran
You're locked in.
Noah
Locked in. So, yeah, I'll give that a B plus. And that's all I've watched.
Fran
Oh, you know what? That will. That'll make its way soon. But I'm remembered how I booked. Yeah, I'm booked up here.
Noah
And then you have to re. Watch them.
Rhiann
You're booked five straight nights. Like, how. I'm pretty booked up your schedule.
Fran
Yeah. I don't know how I'm gonna be able to fit that in, but I'll try. Yeah, for sure. Good luck. Thank you. But I do want to watch it because it does look good. All right, that's everything we watched this week. All right, that wraps up today's episode of Chicks in the Office, AKA the best show on earth. We love you guys so very much. Make sure you check out those tickets. We are coming to a city near you. We want to see your beautiful faces. We love you very much. And we'll talk to you on Wednesday. Big smooches. Yeah.
Sam
Chicks in the office.
Fran
Long time listener, first time caller.
Sam
Look at the charts.
Fran
Who does it.
Sam
The best two chicks getting paid in reality checks. You can find them in at the gym. It's not even a flex. Last minute red carpet. Flew them out on the jet.
Fran
Yeah.
Sam
They're who you want to be. They're always on your screen two queens and they might be spilling royalty. A lot of topics that are popping here to get into. I know a show that you probably want to listen to. Turn the heat up turn the beat up Record the pod made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up who's the pod that they all want to meet? Who turned the heat up? Turn the beat up Record the pod made a bag put their feet up the ones that leave no crumbs when they clean up who's the pod that they all want to meet up?
Fran
Sam.
Date: September 29, 2025
Hosts: Ria, Fran (Barstool Sports)
Notable Guest Host/Producer: Noah
In this lively and chaotic episode, Ria, Fran, and Noah podcast together from Florida, recapping their time at the Lady World festival while “off the rails” in their condo. The Chicks dive deep into recent pop culture news, with highlights including Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco’s wedding, Super Bowl halftime show announcements, and celebrity engagements. Hilarious personal stories, unfiltered banter, and a passionate Fast & Furious binge review fill out their signature Weekly Watch Report.
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43:00–49:47
06:43–14:49
55:22–91:42
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Episode delivers both heartfelt and rowdy energy as Ria, Fran, and Noah recap an empowering women’s festival, break news on celebrity weddings/engagements, and spiral into banter—never too far from the next pop culture tangent or running inside joke. Listening feels like hanging out with your funniest, most up-to-date group of friends, with enough pop culture and TV talk to keep every listener in the loop.