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Boston Blackie
Step on it, Steve.
Steve (Thug)
Got my foot on the floor. Now you gotta do something. Then we'll never lose that tire that's chasing us. Old talk. Lean out to see if I can hit a tire. Okay. Well, missed. Hey, hey, watch that curve. I'll take care of the driving. Try it again. Try and hold this bus steady, will you? I'm doing the best I can. I've been fighting the swill for 20 minutes now. After I swing around that next curve, I'll slow up, try and get the tire again.
Boston Blackie
Okay, it goes.
Steve (Thug)
I got her. I got her, Steve. She's heading right for the telegraph pole. What a crack up. Them plainclothes cops in that car ain't gonna interrupt another one of our hijack jobs. Plain clothes cops? Those ain't no cops. Driving a car that just wrapped around a telegraph pole is Boston flaggy.
Narrator
In a moment, we'll meet Boston Blackie. Enemy to those who make him an enemy. Friend to those who have no friend. But first, a fashion note for summer. The spotlight is certainly on cotton. And that's not just my idea. I was looking through a couple of those fancy fashion magazines and every page had Something about crisp, colorful cotton dresses, cotton evening things, daytime dresses and so on. Well, speaking from the man's point of view, I'm for it. Those printed cottons are certainly mighty pretty. And speaking from the soapy, rich Rinsos point of view, it's easy as a breeze to keep them crisp and colorful. Rinsos rich suds are gentle and safe for washable colors. Leave their bright colors gay and sparkling week after week. And it's so easy to do a Rinso wash. A short soaking, a few quick finger rubs on extra soiled places, and your clothes are ready to rinse. Really rinse o white and rinse so bright too. So next wash day, be sure you have Rinzo on hand to give you a hand. And now, here is Chester Morris as Boston Blankie.
Steve (Thug)
Tell me, Blackie, how does your wrist feel, huh?
Boston Blackie
Oh, just a slight sprain, Shorty. But we're lucky. We might have been killed when those thugs got our front tire last night. I thought for a moment we were killed.
Steve (Thug)
Hey, Blankie, let's stay up here in your apartment and mind our own business.
Boston Blackie
For a while, huh?
Steve (Thug)
At least until I get over that.
Boston Blackie
Shaking up I got you. Well, we weren't looking for trouble. We were just driving along and.
Steve (Thug)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know.
Boston Blackie
Always that.
Steve (Thug)
And that's what gets us into more jams.
Boston Blackie
All right, so we went for a drive. Nothing unusual in that.
Steve (Thug)
No, but why'd you have to notice that big sedan was parked right in.
Boston Blackie
Front of a truck and two guys.
Steve (Thug)
Were holding up the driver?
Boston Blackie
Well, I always feel sorry for the guy on the other end of a gun.
Steve (Thug)
Yeah, but listen, boy, if you want to listen to you too, Shorty. Up high. Way up. Yeah, yeah, all right. I cover Mike. Hey, so the crack up didn't kill you guys, huh? The boss sent us to find out. You have more lives than a cat, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Yes, I've got 10.
Steve (Thug)
That means you rats better look out. Hey, hey, that's good angle.
Boston Blackie
Wonderful, Shorty. Say, what are you mugs doing here?
Steve (Thug)
Boston like the idea you interfere with that hijack job last night.
Boston Blackie
Oh, well, I don't like the idea of having my car wrecked either, Stooge.
Steve (Thug)
We ain't interested in what you like. We got a pretty good setup, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Well, I'm so glad. That's fine.
Steve (Thug)
We got a lot of meat tied up and we're getting good prices for it.
Boston Blackie
Well, what do you want me to see me about? What's the catch?
Steve (Thug)
The boss wants to know if you want in on the racket. What? Yeah. See, he don't want no more interference from you. That's the catch.
Boston Blackie
Oh, black market, huh? Well, if I say no, what does the boss say?
Steve (Thug)
He says we should give you a little treatment.
Boston Blackie
Oh, and by the way, who is your boss?
Steve (Thug)
Never mind.
Boston Blackie
Well, how do I know your boss is a reasonable guy?
Steve (Thug)
Hey, where you going? I.
Boston Blackie
Don't be scared, Stooge. You know I always talk when I'm thinking. After all, you're the one that's got the gun.
Steve (Thug)
Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
Boston Blackie
Well, boys, I finished thinking. I guess I have no choice, huh? Well, tell the boss I'll go along with him.
Steve (Thug)
Now you're talking sense.
Boston Blackie
Well, I guess that makes us partners, huh, boys? Say, how about a little drink on that?
Steve (Thug)
Yeah, yeah, I'll take a snort.
Boston Blackie
Fine. I'm sorry. All I've got is bourbon.
Steve (Thug)
That's okay with me.
Boston Blackie
With soda?
George Parker / Williams
Yeah.
Steve (Thug)
Yeah.
Boston Blackie
Well, come on, boys. I'll build you a couple. Say when, Steve.
Steve (Thug)
When. Look, I gotta hold this gun on you, Blackie. It ain't that I'm impolite, it's just that I'm careful.
Boston Blackie
You flatter me. How much soda?
Steve (Thug)
Gee, I never had it with soda before. Really?
Boston Blackie
You haven't? Well, you're going to get it. All right, Shorty.
Narrator
I'll take care of that.
Steve (Thug)
Okay, boss. Okay. I got his gun. Why, you.
Boston Blackie
Take it easy, Steve. Now, cut out the nonsense. I've got your gun. I'll be a good boy. You wanted an answer for your boss, huh? Well, you have it. Now get out of here. And in the future, boys, remember, never drink during business hours.
Steve (Thug)
Say, Bart, did you know that it was 103 in Needles yesterday?
Boston Blackie
That's an enlightening breakfast conversation, Shorty.
Steve (Thug)
Thanks.
Boston Blackie
Never mind, I'll get it.
June Parker
Boston Blackie.
Boston Blackie
That's right.
June Parker
Sorry you disturbed you so early in the morning.
Boston Blackie
Well, won't you come in? Thank you, Shorty. Another cup of coffee for Ms. Parker.
June Parker
June Parker.
Boston Blackie
Well, Ms. Parker, you're a charming eye opener for so early in the morning.
June Parker
Boston Blackie, I need your help.
Boston Blackie
And I'm glad to know you, too.
June Parker
As a matter of fact, you've already helped me.
Steve (Thug)
I have?
June Parker
My driver tells me you helped one of my trucks get through the other night.
Boston Blackie
One of your trucks?
June Parker
Yes.
Boston Blackie
Well, I. I don't quite understand.
June Parker
This may sound a little strange to you, but I have a ranch and I raised stock. Yeah, I've sold a lot of cattle, only I can't deliver it to my customers.
Boston Blackie
Oh, I see.
Inspector Faraday
And.
Boston Blackie
And your trucks are being hijacked by that black market gang, huh?
June Parker
Yes, that's why I came to you. Will you help me get them through?
Boston Blackie
You know, that's the second offer to go in the meat business that I've had in the last 24 hours. Why don't you go to the police, Ms. Parker? I'm sure Inspector Faraday would be glad to give you protection.
June Parker
I've gone to the police, but my trucks still aren't getting through.
Boston Blackie
You're really in a jam. Those black market thugs are worse than any racketeers we've ever had in this country.
June Parker
I'd been offered any amount if I'd fell to the black market. But I won't, not for anything.
Boston Blackie
Of course you won't.
June Parker
Then you'll help me?
Boston Blackie
Now, look, Miss Parker, it isn't only helping you. It's helping me. It's helping everybody. The black market is one of the biggest things we've ever been up against. And you're fighting that black market. You know, you're the kind of a girl who's helping win this war.
Steve (Thug)
Coffee's ready, boss.
Boston Blackie
Forget the coffee, Shorty. We've got a job to do. The biggest job we've ever done.
Inspector Faraday
To you, Matthew.
Boston Blackie
Yes, Inspector.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, be with you in a minute. Gotta finish writing this letter. Hey, Matthews, how do you spell stupidity?
Boston Blackie
F, A, R, A, D, A, Y, F, A. Hey.
Inspector Faraday
Oh, it's you, Blackie. I should have known Matthews can't spell. All right, what do you want here?
Boston Blackie
I don't know. What have you got here?
Inspector Faraday
One of these days we're gonna have you here in a cell.
Boston Blackie
Faraday, you're nothing but an idealist. You know I've been lonely. You haven't been bothering me lately.
Narrator
What's the matter? Don't you love me anymore?
Inspector Faraday
I love you anyway. I love you like poison ivy. What do you want Blackie for?
Boston Blackie
Faraday, my life has been threatened. I want police protection. You're wonderful.
Inspector Faraday
You want police protection, Blackie?
Narrator
Stallion.
Boston Blackie
Wait a minute, Faraday. I'm serious. There's a gang after me, and they're.
Inspector Faraday
Not fooling poor little Blackie. I'd like to see the gang that you couldn't handle. What is this, a gang?
Boston Blackie
No, no, wait a minute. I'm on the level.
Inspector Faraday
Blackie, you're breaking my heart. You've never been on the level with me in your life, so why should I start believing you now?
Boston Blackie
Oh, oh, so you won't give me police protection, huh?
Inspector Faraday
Don't make me laugh.
Boston Blackie
Okay, Faraday, that's all I wanted to know.
Inspector Faraday
Blackie wants protection.
Narrator
No.
Steve (Thug)
Got it. Mike, how about you get him into the car? Come on, get out of here. Boston Blackie's going for a long trip.
Narrator
Well, it looks as though Boston Blackie's in a pretty tight spot. But Blackie is also a pretty resourceful individual. So just wait and see what happens. You know, we used to have a nice hand embroidered motto hung up on our wall that said, true friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. How well that applies in wartime to the washing machine. Yes ma'.
Boston Blackie
Am.
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Steve (Thug)
Hey, Steve, he's coming too. Must be this country air. Stop the car. Okay, let's get this over with. I'll take the gag out of his mouth. Yeah, nobody can hear him out here. Thanks, Steve. I want to get my necktie back anyway. The best one I got.
Boston Blackie
My girl gave it to me.
Steve (Thug)
She's a redhead. Says it matches her hair. You know, it's too bad she ain't a brunette. Yeah, you just don't like redheads. Hey, never mind putting on your tie now. Leave it there in the seat and let's get this job over with. Come on, Blackie. Can you talk?
Boston Blackie
Well, what is this, the end of the line?
Steve (Thug)
No, this is where we transfer.
Boston Blackie
Okay boys, what's the score?
Steve (Thug)
Two the nuthin and you're the nuthin. Blackie, can you stand up?
Boston Blackie
Well, I'm not so sure.
Steve (Thug)
You better stand up while you can, Blackie. You're going to be laying down for a long time.
Boston Blackie
You have a charming sense of humor.
Steve (Thug)
We had a chance to join up with his. Blackie, you nixed it. Now you're getting rubbed out.
Boston Blackie
All boss's orders, huh?
Steve (Thug)
Yeah, and besides, it gives us a chance to get even for that soda trick yesterday. I say get over that. Fetch, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Say, what is this, an obstacle course?
Steve (Thug)
Yeah, and you're the obstacle. Hey, Steve. Hey, what's that over there? Nothing, it's just a cow.
Boston Blackie
That happens to be the cow's husband, gentlemen.
Steve (Thug)
Gee, a bull. Hey, if a bull sees red, he goes crazy. What's the matter? You scared, Mike? Now we gotta finish our job. Okay, Blackie, anything you want to say?
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Steve (Thug)
Any last request?
Boston Blackie
Well, well, I'd like to start running gentlemen, if you don't mind. And I'm sure you would too.
Steve (Thug)
What?
Boston Blackie
That ball's coming this way and fast.
Steve (Thug)
Hey, hey, is that to.
Boston Blackie
Thanks for the gun, Steve.
Steve (Thug)
Hey, let's get out of here, will you?
Boston Blackie
Don't worry, Steve. The bull's after Mike. You see, I stuck his own red necktie in his back pocket.
June Parker
Who's that?
Boston Blackie
It's me, June Boston. Blackie.
June Parker
Oh, Blackie, get a minute? Well, please come in. I'm glad to see you, Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Thanks. I'd like some information, June. These gents we're up against are playing a little rough.
June Parker
Blackie, what happened?
Boston Blackie
Well, I went to Faraday for protection. He didn't believe I needed it. Next thing I knew, I was tapped on the head and ended up in a cow pasture playing matador. Now look, June, all I want to know is just one thing. You told me that somebody tried to get you to sell your cattle to the black market ring. I want to know who that somebody is.
June Parker
Well, I can't tell you.
Boston Blackie
I don't know you're being afraid.
Narrator
Don't be.
Boston Blackie
I'll see that nothing happens to you. And it's also a little bit important that nothing happens to me, too. Now, look, all I want to know is who approached you on that black market deal?
June Parker
Well, some men who said they represented a Mr. George Williams.
Boston Blackie
Williams?
Steve (Thug)
Well, who's he?
June Parker
I don't know him. He has a wholesale meat plan on Johnson Street. But, Blackie, I. I've never seen him.
Boston Blackie
Quiet, June.
June Parker
What's the matter?
Boston Blackie
The doorknob, it's turning. I'll be in back of the door when it opens, but you keep on talking.
June Parker
Okay? But, Blackie, I. Oh, I don't know whether I can go to dinner with you or not. I. Oh, okay.
Boston Blackie
Drop those guns now. Drop them fast. I'm right here in back of you. Better drop your gun, too, Steve. Well, you two matadors again, huh? This is getting a little monotonous. How far did that bull chase you this morning? I'm a little fed up with you two guys. June.
June Parker
Yes, Blackie?
Boston Blackie
Take the cord off those drapes. I want to tie up these two bull fighters. Then I've got to go over and see a man by the name of George Williams.
June Parker
Blackie, I'm afraid.
Boston Blackie
You don't have to be afraid, Joe. Oh. When Blackie ties them up, they stay tied. I want to get through with this. You better call the police and have them pick up these mugs. And I got to work.
Steve (Thug)
Hey, Ms. Parker, you ain't gonna call no police.
June Parker
What? What do you mean?
Steve (Thug)
And besides, you're gonna want to tie us right now or else the boss won't like it.
June Parker
You. You mean Mr. Williams?
Steve (Thug)
No, Ms. Parker. You see, Williams ain't his name. His real name is Parker. Parker? Yeah, George Parker, your brother. Now, will you untie our hands?
George Parker / Williams
I don't know what you're talking about, Blackie. I operate a legitimate business here. I sell only at ceiling prices.
Boston Blackie
I came up here to tell you I'm tired of being kicked around by those two mugs of yours. And also that you're going to lay off June Parker.
George Parker / Williams
June Parker? Who is she?
Boston Blackie
Well, she's the girl you've been threatening. You know, the one that owns the trucks you've been hijacking. But you won't do it anymore. You see, I'm taking you with me.
George Parker / Williams
You're taking me with you?
Boston Blackie
That's right. You're going to be my insurance that from now on, this black market gang of yours is unemployed.
George Parker / Williams
What are you gonna do with me?
Inspector Faraday
What's he gonna do with you? He ain't gonna do anything with me.
Boston Blackie
Faraday, I'm glad you're here.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, I bet you are, Inspector.
George Parker / Williams
My secretary had the good sense to call you. And I'm glad you got here so fast.
Inspector Faraday
What's Boston Blackie been up to now?
George Parker / Williams
He held me here in my office at the point of a gun, Inspector. He was going to force me to go with him unless.
Inspector Faraday
Unless what?
George Parker / Williams
Unless I stopped selling meat at ceiling prices and went into the black market.
Boston Blackie
Now, wait a minute, Faraday. That's ridiculous. You know that can't be right.
Inspector Faraday
I don't own nothing.
Boston Blackie
Oh, you know a thing or two. You're just being modest.
George Parker / Williams
I'm a reputable merchant, Inspector. I've been in business for years. This Blackie person wanted me to make this plant his headquarters for illegal meat sale.
Boston Blackie
Now, Faraday, listen. He claims I pulled a gun on him. I don't even have a gun.
George Parker / Williams
Was in his hand when you came in the door, Inspector.
Inspector Faraday
Well, Blackie, that don't make any difference. He can make anything disappear.
Boston Blackie
Thanks.
Inspector Faraday
Someday I hope he goes to work on himself.
Boston Blackie
This Williams is head of a black market ring.
George Parker / Williams
That's not true.
Boston Blackie
Not only that, but he's got a couple of thugs that have an obsession about my collecting old age pensions.
George Parker / Williams
That's ridiculous. Please take Blackie with you, Inspector. I'll prefer charges.
Boston Blackie
Now, wait a minute, Inspector. I know I've tricked you, and we've been playing hide and go seek for years.
Announcer
Go on.
Boston Blackie
But I've never gone back on my word, now, have I?
Steve (Thug)
That's right.
Boston Blackie
And I'm not going to try any tricks. I just want you to come with me to a young lady's apartment. Oh, now, really. I want you to meet two friends of Mr. Williams. And if I can't prove that my story is true, well, I'll go downtown with you. Now, nothing could be fairer than that.
Inspector Faraday
Sounds all right, but then you can make anything sound okay. You want me to see a gal who'll set me right on this whole thing?
Boston Blackie
That's right.
Inspector Faraday
Okay, Blackie, I'll give you a chance to square yourself. But remember, this better not be a runaround.
Boston Blackie
This is the apartment, Inspector. Come on in.
June Parker
Who is it?
Boston Blackie
Oh, it's me, June. It is Blackie. I'm here with Inspector Faraday.
June Parker
Huh?
Boston Blackie
Inspector Faraday.
June Parker
Wait a minute. I'm coming. Well, hello.
Boston Blackie
Hello, June. Would you mind telling the inspector about that black market ring that threatened you?
June Parker
What black market ring?
Boston Blackie
Well, you know that, June.
June Parker
I'm Ms. Parker. And who are you?
Inspector Faraday
That's all, Blackie.
George Parker / Williams
I've heard enough, June.
Boston Blackie
Now, what happened to those two men I left tied up here at your apartment?
June Parker
Inspector, who is this man?
Inspector Faraday
Don't you know? He says he's a very dear friend of yours.
June Parker
Why, I've never seen him before in my life. And now will you excuse me, please?
Inspector Faraday
Okay, Blackie, we made a deal. This gal who was supposed to explain everything claims she never saw you before. Come on, let's go.
Boston Blackie
No, I can't go with you, Inspector. I've got to find out what this is all about.
Inspector Faraday
Sorry, Blackie. Figure it out while you're waiting.
Boston Blackie
Trial parody. Will you listen? This girl is lying and I can prove it if you give me time.
Inspector Faraday
I'll give you time. Blackie, you're coming with me. And keep your hands where I can see them. Come on over here to the telephone.
Boston Blackie
I'm going to get you an escort downtown. Okay, Inspector, but you're making a great mistake.
Inspector Faraday
According to you, I always make them so.
Narrator
What's the difference?
Inspector Faraday
Remember, Blackie, I'm keeping my eye and my gun on you. Get me police headquarters. Blackie, stop playing with that telephone cord. You make me nervous.
Boston Blackie
I'm not playing with it, Inspector.
Steve (Thug)
Get that wire off my gun.
June Parker
Blackie, stop. You're twisting that gun. You're breaking my wrist.
Boston Blackie
I'm sorry, Inspector. I'm gonna let go of the gun.
June Parker
You're going back on your word. Going back on your word. Now, you never did that before.
Boston Blackie
I'm sorry, but I've got to be free to get the head of that black market ring and put a ring right through his.
Steve (Thug)
No.
Inspector Faraday
Shorty.
June Parker
Hey, open up, will you?
Boston Blackie
Boss, wait a minute. Come in, Shorty. Well, I. Oh.
Steve (Thug)
Oh.
Boston Blackie
What are you doing here?
Steve (Thug)
She made me bring her down here to your waterfront hideout, boss.
Boston Blackie
Oh, that's fine. What do you mean she made you?
Steve (Thug)
She came to the apartment and she was crying. Boss, you know I can't stand to.
Boston Blackie
See a poor dame cry.
June Parker
Blackie, you've got to listen to me.
Boston Blackie
Yeah, yeah, I listened to you once.
June Parker
I know I lied to Inspector Faraday, but I had to.
Boston Blackie
Well, that's fine. Why don't you tell it to Faraday?
June Parker
I can't tell Inspector Faraday I lied.
Steve (Thug)
I can't.
June Parker
You can't do this. You can't do that.
Boston Blackie
You sound like the Summer sisters. Why did you make Shorty bring you down here?
June Parker
So that I could beg you to please forget all about me in the black market ring.
Boston Blackie
Oh, well, forgetting about you will be a pleasure.
June Parker
I don't blame you for feeling that way. But believe me, it's for the good of everyone for you to forget about all this.
Boston Blackie
Believe you? Are you kidding?
June Parker
You almost did once.
Boston Blackie
I almost died once, too. And I have no desire to try that again either.
June Parker
You wanted to help me when I was in trouble, Blackie. I'm still in trouble. But the only way you can help me now is to drop this whole black market case.
Boston Blackie
And you're the girl I thought was going to help win the war.
June Parker
Oh, Maggie, please.
George Parker / Williams
June, there's no point in your coming here to see me.
June Parker
But, George, I didn't even know you were here in the city. And then to find out what you're doing. How in the world did you ever get started on that?
George Parker / Williams
Just why should I explain that to you, John?
June Parker
I can't understand. You and dad couldn't either. When you ran away from the ranch five years ago, you broke Dad's heart. And not not hearing from you after that didn't help any.
George Parker / Williams
I don't see why you should complain. Dad left the ranch to you, didn't he?
June Parker
Yes, but what else could he do?
George Parker / Williams
But it's worked out all right anyway. You've done a good job, Joan. Raising good cattle. That's helped me in my business.
June Parker
But black market, George? You call that a business?
George Parker / Williams
I don't go for those names. All I know is I'm making money. And incidentally, Joan, it wasn't in my plans that you should know who I am. And it's your own fault that you do. You got mixed up with this Boston Blackie, and I had something to do about it.
Narrator
Well.
Boston Blackie
Well, this is convenient, finding the two.
Steve (Thug)
Of you here together.
George Parker / Williams
Boston, Blackie.
June Parker
Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Well, now, who wants to talk first? You, Williams?
George Parker / Williams
I got nothing to say to you boys. And Blackie.
Boston Blackie
I see. How about you, June?
June Parker
I. I can't tell you anything.
Boston Blackie
Well, let me tell you then, Williams. You ought to pick smarter stooges. Or I might say, you ought to pick a dumb stooge. One who can't talk. You see, Steve talked. With a little persuasion, of course, but he talked. So. Williams, I know that you're really Parker, June's brother.
June Parker
The black yacht, June.
Boston Blackie
That explains a great deal, too. Of course, you made Faraday very happy by pretending not to know me. But you didn't make me very happy.
June Parker
Oh, please, Blackie, you've got to listen to me. Look, I didn't know that my brother was going under the name of Williams. And When I found out, I was so stunned I didn't know what to do. Except I knew I couldn't turn him over to the police. Now I know he deserves to be.
George Parker / Williams
Well, sister, I got.
Steve (Thug)
Huh?
Boston Blackie
Yes, I think so.
George Parker / Williams
Blackie, you said it was very convenient having two of us here. Well, I think it's very convenient having the two of you here. This gun is very convenient too. Put them at both of you.
Boston Blackie
Georgie. Georgie, did anyone ever tell you what happens to little boys who play with fire?
George Parker / Williams
Both of you stuck your noses into my business. June always did. And I'm used to that in any way. She's my sister, but I don't have to take her from you. Boston Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Well, you have something there, Georgie. Not to mention the gun. June, would you please leave the room? If I'm right in supposing what your charming brother intends to do with me, it. Well, it won't be very pretty.
June Parker
George, you wouldn't.
Boston Blackie
Please, June, do as I say.
June Parker
Black air, please.
George Parker / Williams
June.
June Parker
It's all my fault. I got you into this. I didn't know that. Oh, my own brother. Blackie.
Steve (Thug)
Oh.
June Parker
Oh, Blackie, I thought.
Boston Blackie
You know, June, for a man raised on a ranch, your brother isn't very quick on the trigger. Personally, I'm very glad because it gave me a chance to show him his mistake.
June Parker
Blackie, what did you do to George? Can I see him?
Boston Blackie
Well, little later. He. He's busy right now. You see, he's got a thousand pounds of steaks hanging in his wholesale plant. And he's looking for one little piece of beef to put on his eye.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, Blackie, I guess I'll forget about you going back on your word.
June Parker
Ha, ha.
Boston Blackie
Good old Inspector. I had a pretty good reason, you know.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, I know. Anyway, you broke up this black market ring and I got the credit.
Steve (Thug)
Thanks.
Inspector Faraday
You know, sometimes I find it kind of hard to hate you.
Boston Blackie
Well, keep trying, Inspector. You know, you're much prettier with a worried look on your face.
Inspector Faraday
You know, this kind of. This thing kind of calls for a celebration.
Steve (Thug)
Blackie.
Boston Blackie
Yeah?
Inspector Faraday
You and I break up a black market gang and a million people can buy beef at reasonable prices.
Boston Blackie
What do you think we ought to do? Well, let's see. Inspector, how about coming up to the apartment for a home cooked stone?
Inspector Faraday
Shall I bring anything?
Boston Blackie
Yes, points.
Narrator
Boston Blackie will be back in just a moment with an interesting preview of next week's program. Meanwhile, let's see now. There are the dishes, the floors, the woodwork, the tiles, sink, windows. Hey, I could keep this up for hours. Listing the jobs at Rinso will make easier for you. Yes, those same soapy, rich suds that are such a help when it comes to washing clothes are great for all the soap and water jobs around the house. So be sure to get Rinsoe tomorrow, ladies, for dishes, housework, and to keep you singing through wash day like this.
June Parker
Rinso white, Rinso white happy little wash day song. Rinso white rinse oh, white fur to.
Boston Blackie
Sing it all day long.
June Parker
Your fine feathered friend has a message to send. So listen, you can't go wrong. Rinsel white, Rinsel white happy little work day song.
Inspector Faraday
Yeah, Matthews. Yeah, I know. The guy's dead.
Steve (Thug)
You said that.
Inspector Faraday
Now, listen. Did you find the gun?
Steve (Thug)
Sure we found it. It was hooked up inside the radio. When the guy turned the set on.
June Parker
It fired the gun.
Inspector Faraday
I get it. Hey, hey, was the telephone receiver off the hook?
Steve (Thug)
Sure, when we broke down the door.
June Parker
Hey, Inspector, how could you know that?
Inspector Faraday
Just so happens that's the way. A guy was killed in a play. I've been watching. Somebody lifted the idea and I've got an idea who that somebody was.
Boston Blackie
Yeah?
Steve (Thug)
Who, inspector?
Inspector Faraday
The man who's backing this play. A fellow by the name of Boston Blackie.
Narrator
Tough luck, ladies. I mean about choice cuts of lamb. Going back on rationing means you've got to be smarter than ever at figuring ways to fix the meals your families want. Especially since you don't have as many points as you used to. Well, the smartest thing to do is to get extra points by turning in waste fats. You know your meat dealer will give you cash and two red points for every pound you turn in. So get going. You'll be doing yourself a favor and your country an important service. For used fats are urgently needed for military medicines, armaments and a host of things so necessary to win this war. Strain every drop into any tin can. No glass containers, please. And turn them in as soon as you have a pound. Be sure to listen at this same time next week for another exciting adventure with Boston Blackie. You can see Chester Morris as Boston Blackie on the screen at your favorite movie theater. Boston Blackie's latest Columbia picture is One Mysterious Night, soon to be released. Richard Lane appears as Inspector Faraday. Music by Charles Cornell. This is Harlow Wilcox saying good night for Boston Blackie, brought to you by the makers of Rinso, the soap that gets clothes. And don't forget, tomorrow when you ask your grocer for the new Rinso, buy a cake of Lifebuoy. At the same time, Lifebuoy's rich, purifying lather goes right after dirt and perspiration leaves you feeling extra clean. So use Lifebuoy daily in your bath or shower. Remember, it's the only soap especially made to stop. This is the National Broadcasting Company.
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Episode Date: November 29, 2025
Featured Detective: Boston Blackie (voiced by Chester Morris)
Theme: Breaking up a wartime black market meat ring
This episode of Choice Classic Radio features a thrilling tale from the "Boston Blackie" radio drama, centering on Blackie's efforts to dismantle a black market meat ring amidst wartime shortages. Facing hijackers, thugs, and a personal betrayal, Blackie navigates danger and deception to bring justice—and a touch of humor—to his city.
[01:58–03:33]
“Well, I always feel sorry for the guy on the other end of a gun.”
— Boston Blackie, [04:33]
[04:00–07:07]
“Now get out of here. And in the future, boys, remember, never drink during business hours.”
— Boston Blackie, [07:03]
[07:14–08:47]
“The black market is one of the biggest things we've ever been up against. And you're fighting that black market. You know, you're the kind of a girl who's helping win this war.”
— Boston Blackie, [08:33–08:46]
[09:05–10:11]
“You want police protection, Blackie?...I’d like to see the gang that you couldn’t handle.”
— Inspector Faraday, [09:47]
[12:03–13:36]
“That bull’s coming this way and fast… Thanks for the gun, Steve!“
— Boston Blackie, [14:41–14:48]
[15:15–16:45]
“Williams ain’t his name. His real name is Parker. Parker? Yeah, George Parker, your brother.”
— Thug, [17:13]
[17:43–19:01]
“Now, what happened to those two men I left tied up here at your apartment?”
— Boston Blackie, [20:27]
[22:13–23:07]
“But believe me, it's for the good of everyone for you to forget about all this.”
— June Parker, [22:50]
[24:15–26:11]
“He's got a thousand pounds of steaks hanging in his wholesale plant. And he's looking for one little piece of beef to put on his eye.”
— Boston Blackie, [26:13]
[26:34–27:00]
“Inspector, how about coming up to the apartment for a home cooked stone?”
“Shall I bring anything?”
“Yes, points.”
— Boston Blackie and Inspector Faraday, [27:00–27:07]
The episode masterfully balances suspense, crime-solving drama, and witty banter, as was typical for Boston Blackie stories. Blackie is quick with a joke and a trick, maintaining his trademark resourcefulness and roguish charm even when facing betrayal or mortal danger.
Boston Blackie: Black Market Blackie showcases Blackie’s tireless fight against crime, even when it cuts close to home for his client. The episode underlines the heightened stakes of wartime black marketeering while never losing sight of its clever humor and sense of justice, offering both a window into its era and enduring entertainment.
Recommended for: Fans of classic radio mysteries, detective aficionados, and anyone who enjoys sharp banter and twisty plots.