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Narrator
Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to hear is true.
Dragnet Narrator
Dragnet.
Narrator
You're a detective sergeant. You're assigned to burglary division. You get a call that an important piece of religious art has been stolen from the oldest church in Los Angeles. There's no lead to its whereabouts.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Your job. Find it.
Mr. Flavin
Dragnet.
Dragnet Narrator
The documented drama of an actual crime. For the next 30 minutes, in cooperation with the Los Angeles Police Department, you will travel step by step on the side of the law through an actual case. From official police files, from beginning to end, from crime to punishment. Dragnet is the story of your police force in action.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It was Wednesday, December 24th. It was cold in Los Angeles. We were working the day watch out of Burglary division. My partner's Frank Smith. The boss is Captain Bernard. My name's Friday. I'd gone across the street to buy stamps for some Christmas cards I was sending out. It was 9:15am when I got back to room 45. Burglary.
I sat down at a table in the squadroom and I started to address the cards when Frank walked in carrying a stack of Christmas boxes.
Announcer/Interviewer
Hi, Joe. All right. Christmas cards, huh? Little late, aren't you?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, I was gonna send them out Monday, but we had that stake out.
Announcer/Interviewer
You ought to get married, Joe. Yeah, it's the only system. Faye does all that stuff for me. Laundry, meals, cards.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Only system might help.
Announcer/Interviewer
Brought in your present. Wanna open it?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Now? No, I'll wait.
Announcer/Interviewer
I always opened a couple a day before.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Why?
Announcer/Interviewer
Well, put you in the spirit ahead of time. I opened Phil's this morning.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Who's he?
Announcer/Interviewer
Ray's brother in Denver. Gave me a magazine. One of those funny ones.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you mean, a comic book?
Announcer/Interviewer
No, one of those funny ones. You know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, I don't, Frank.
Announcer/Interviewer
Well, some of the pages have holes in them. You look through and there's a picture on the next page.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh, yeah, I've seen those on the news stand.
Announcer/Interviewer
They have cloth pasted in.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Cloth? In the ads.
Announcer/Interviewer
If you want to buy a suit, they have a sample right there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You mean you can feel it?
Announcer/Interviewer
Reach right out and feel it. There was one for $200.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The suit.
Narrator
Sure.
Announcer/Interviewer
Cloth comes from Scotland.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's it made out of? Solid gold?
Announcer/Interviewer
No, they got a special kind of goat over there. It's real smooth.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Not a goat, Frank. A sheep.
Announcer/Interviewer
Well, a special kind of sheep then. Because a suit cost $200.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You gonna get one?
Announcer/Interviewer
I told Faye. She said where the sample. Anything doing?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Fanning and Prior were in on that market. Hold up.
Announcer/Interviewer
They come up with anything?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Pound of air, nothing else.
Announcer/Interviewer
I hope it stays quiet. I got more shopping to do.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I finished.
Announcer/Interviewer
What'd you get, Ann?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Stationary set. Some paper and envelopes. Leather binding.
Announcer/Interviewer
Joe, you'll never learn.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's the matter?
Announcer/Interviewer
No woman wants a stationary set. Get her something personal.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, it's got her initials on it.
Announcer/Interviewer
No, no. You want something more sentimental, romantic.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What'd you get, Faye?
Announcer/Interviewer
It's different in her case.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What'd you get, Faye?
Announcer/Interviewer
Sewing machine.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's romantic.
Announcer/Interviewer
Well, there's no way.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Why don't you buy her a catcher's m?
Burglary, Friday. Yes, that's right. You have the right department.
All right, Father, we'll be right down. No, you can tell us about it there.
Announcer/Interviewer
Goodbye.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The old mission church.
Announcer/Interviewer
They've had a theft collection money.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Statue of the child Jesus.
Frank and I checked out of the office and rode over to the church at the corner of Sunset Boulevard in Maine.
The old Mission Plaza Church, founded 1781, the year Los Angeles became a pueblo. The outside was typical early Spanish design, complete with mission arches, was made of adobe and painted white. They called it the Queen of the Angels. The padres from down in Mexico built it. The devout Mexicans in town still attended services there. 1005am Frank and I crossed through the courtyard. Used to be the old stable, but the Spanish priest changed all that. When it became a mission, stonemasons paved the stable floor and made it a courtyard. They planted grapevines, trees and flowers. A young priest crossed the courtyard to meet us. He'd been sitting on a stone bench reading his morning prayers, as priests had done here for 172 years. We asked for Father Xavier Rojas, who communicated with us. We were told he was inside.
We entered a side door. The church seemed to glow with the hundreds of votive candles flickering on both sides of the altar and at the shrines throughout. The church was empty except for a few people praying. Surrounding the main order were Several old oil paintings and gold frames. The air was heavy with a scent of Advent flowers. We found Father Rojas up near the sanctuary looking at the Nativity scene. He told us about the crib. It was a $70 duplication of the scene at Bethlehem. The parishioners had taken up a collection for it 31 years ago. It was put up every year on December 22 and taken down after the holy season. It was beautiful, except that one of the shepherds had lost an arm. The sheep was and cracked and the infant Jesus was missing. Father Rojas led us back into the sacristy.
Father Xavier Rojas
I'm sorry to bother you, man.
Announcer/Interviewer
All right, Father.
Father Xavier Rojas
Especially now, the holiday season.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We cash our checks. Father, you want to tell us what.
Announcer/Interviewer
Happened or what you think happened?
Father Xavier Rojas
I discovered the statue was missing right after the six o' clock Mass.
Announcer/Interviewer
You say for six?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes.
Father Xavier Rojas
I started over to the rectory and stopped by the crib.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Was the statue there before Mass?
Father Xavier Rojas
I don't know, but it was there last night.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How late is the church open all night. You leave it wide open so any thief can walk in.
Father Xavier Rojas
Particularly thief Sergeant.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You say it was there last night, father? How late?
Father Xavier Rojas
10 or 11 o'.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Clock.
Father Xavier Rojas
We had confessions.
Announcer/Interviewer
No one saw it after that.
Father Xavier Rojas
One of the altar boys, he says it may have been there. He thinks it was.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did he see it?
Father Xavier Rojas
He's not sure.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's his name?
Narrator
Pardon me.
Father Xavier Rojas
Here's the schedule. You'll find the names for every mass there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Was there a big crowd at the six o' clock mass, Father?
Father Xavier Rojas
Not too many. Seven's the big one. People on their way to work.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did anyone stay after Mass? Did you notice?
Father Xavier Rojas
Not especially. I came back here, took off the vestments, I suppose. It was 10 or 15 minutes before I went back into church.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It was empty then.
Father Xavier Rojas
No people were coming in for the seven o'.
Narrator
Clock.
Announcer/Interviewer
Are these the Alder boys? James Corneen and Joseph Heffernan.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right.
Father Xavier Rojas
Joe's the one who mentioned it might have been there.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you check with the other priests.
Father Xavier Rojas
Father, before I called you? None of them knows anything about it.
Announcer/Interviewer
Just for a check on the pawn shops.
Father Xavier Rojas
How much the statue worth in money?
Sergeant Joe Friday
What's the point? In pawn shops, Father, only a few dollars.
Father Xavier Rojas
We could get a new one, but it wouldn't be the same. We've had children in the parish. They've grown up and married. It's the only Jesus they know.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We understand.
Father Xavier Rojas
And we've had children who died. It was the only Jesus they knew. So many of the people who come here are simple people. They wouldn't understand, Sergeant. It would be like changing the evening star.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'll do our best, Father.
Father Xavier Rojas
That's why it would mean so much to have it back for the first mass on Christmas.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It's not very long, father.
Announcer/Interviewer
Less than 24 hours.
Sergeant Joe Friday
If anything turns up here, you know where to get in touch with us. Yes.
Sad, isn't it? How's that?
Father Xavier Rojas
In so short a time, men learned to steal.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, but consider us, Father. Us. If some of them didn't, you and I'd be out of work.
10:50Am we notified pawn shop detail. Frank and I checked out the two Aller boys. The first one, James Corneen, said he knew nothing about the missing statue.
The second one, Joseph Heffernan, was not at home. His father said he had a part time job, but he'd have him get in touch with us right after lunch.
By 11:30am we'd run out of book. Procedure. We had a man to find. Our only clue, he'd been to church. 11:33am.
We checked the phone books for the names of religious stores in the area. Two of them were closed. We tried the third. When we got there, the only person in the store was an elderly man sitting by a table. In front of him was a large, beautifully carved chess set.
We're police officers.
My name's Friday. This is my partner, Frank Smith.
Mr. Flavin
Great to see you. Caught me in the middle of a big chess match.
Announcer/Interviewer
Where's your partner?
Mr. Flavin
Up in San Jose. We've been playing for years.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Same match?
Mr. Flavin
No, just two or three months on this one. What I meant was we've been playing different matches for years.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I see.
Mr. Flavin
You know, we do it through the mail. I send him a move, he sends me one.
Announcer/Interviewer
Must keep you on your toes.
Mr. Flavin
Except during the holidays. Mail gets all fiddled up. That's no good.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Guess not.
Mr. Flavin
Slows things down. That's no good. I like to catch him off guard.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You, Mr. Flavin?
Mr. Flavin
How do you know? We never met.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Your name's on the window out front, Mr. Flavin.
Announcer/Interviewer
We checked the other two religious stores in this neighborhood.
Sergeant Joe Friday
They're closed.
Mr. Flavin
It's the best one anyway. 50% European items.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We're checking the stores around the mission church.
Announcer/Interviewer
For what?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Statue of the child Jesus. Do you have one we could look at?
Narrator
Sure.
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, sir. A larger one.
Mr. Flavin
You don't want a larger one unless it's for the church. That's why you want a larger one.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Could we see it, please?
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Mr. Flavin
It's not my due to butt in, but unless you live in a big place, this will make your living room all the kilter.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir. Do most of the people who go to the mission church trade here? Good.
Mr. Flavin
Many of them special to kids.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Why? Kids more religious.
Mr. Flavin
Check on yourself. See if kids aren't more religious than you might be. So that's what's wrong with the world. Oh, I don't mean you're wrong with it. Everybody.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir. What if we could stick to the point, Mr. Flavin?
Announcer/Interviewer
Sure.
Mr. Flavin
A lot of people from the mission church come in here.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Do people ever come in and sell back a religious article like a prayer book or rosaries? Yes, sir.
Mr. Flavin
Secondhand, you mean?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yes, sir.
Mr. Flavin
Not since I ever been around.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It's silly.
Announcer/Interviewer
Why?
Mr. Flavin
People don't have religious articles so they.
Dragnet Narrator
Can get rid of them.
Mr. Flavin
They have them so they can have them.
Announcer/Interviewer
But if a man had a statue and wanted to sell it, he'd come to a place like this.
Mr. Flavin
Sure, but he wouldn't want to sell it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He would if it was stolen.
Mr. Flavin
No, sir. If a man was to steal a statue, he'd be crazy or something like that. The only place he'd want to go is where crazy people are.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You may be right, Mr. Fland.
Mr. Flavin
I don't know what you fellas are looking for, but if it's somebody who stole a statue, he's crazy and you won't find him. You won't find him as long as you live or in a million years.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That should cover it.
We checked religious stores out as far as Van Ness. We asked the same questions. The owners gave us the same answers. But none of them were as encouraging as Mr. Flavin.
Frank and I had lunch and reported back to the Office. It was 1:30pm when we started into the squadroom. The captain was just coming out.
Announcer/Interviewer
I just checked for you in a.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Lunchroom and we've been out on that theft at the mission. May get some action on the Patterson case. They locate him? They think he's on the bus from Sacramento. Well, that means the Bakersfield police. We wait and see.
Drew Heffernan
One of you fell Sergeant Friday.
Announcer/Interviewer
He is.
Drew Heffernan
I'm Drew Heffernan. My father said you wanted to see me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Sit down, son. You didn't have to come in.
Announcer/Interviewer
A phone call would have worked.
Drew Heffernan
My father said to get on over. He says that any kid that uses phones is lazy.
Announcer/Interviewer
We want to ask you about this morning.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You serve six o' clock mass?
Drew Heffernan
Yes, sir. I'm senior boy, so I get the six.
Announcer/Interviewer
You're senior and you take the early trick?
Drew Heffernan
Yes, sir. That way if you receive communion, you get to have breakfast sooner.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Father Rojas says you think the statue was there before mass.
Drew Heffernan
I didn't look, but I have a feeling it was there.
Announcer/Interviewer
A feeling?
Drew Heffernan
You know how you have a feeling about something but you're not sure.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did you stay around long after mass?
Drew Heffernan
I put out the candles and hung up my surplus.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How long would that take?
Drew Heffernan
About five minutes, maybe.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did any of the people at mass stay on?
Drew Heffernan
Some moms do, especially ladies.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Oh.
Drew Heffernan
Maybe they don't finish in time. Where else they start new prayers? I don't know.
Announcer/Interviewer
When you left, there were still some women there?
Drew Heffernan
No, sir. That was that first. After I went back to the sacristy, there was only this one man.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What man?
Drew Heffernan
He comes at six o' clock all the time.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Do you know his name?
Drew Heffernan
No, sir. But he works down in Olive. You know, paint shop with the paint signs.
Announcer/Interviewer
Could you describe him?
Drew Heffernan
Sort of medium. Wearing a suit that didn't match.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Didn't match?
Drew Heffernan
You know, different pants than coat.
Announcer/Interviewer
How about his age?
Drew Heffernan
Oh, he's pretty old.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Take a guess.
Drew Heffernan
About 40 maybe. There's nothing particular about him.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Then why'd you notice him?
Drew Heffernan
I seen him before. In the bundle, I guess.
Sergeant Joe Friday
The bundle out in front.
Drew Heffernan
I saw him when he was coming out. He had this bundle and he almost dropped it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
How large a bundle?
Drew Heffernan
It's hard to say.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Come on, son. Was it large or small? The size of the statue.
Drew Heffernan
About that big. Yes, sir.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We located the sign shop. The suspect didn't work there anymore. But we discovered his name was Claude Stroop. We found out where he lived.
2:25Pm we arrived. There was a hotel for men. Mostly old men. Mostly down and outers. Was called the Golden Dream.
Police officers. We're looking for Flawed Stroop.
Narrator
Hope Claude didn't get in any trouble.
Sergeant Joe Friday
So do we. Is he in?
Announcer/Interviewer
No.
Mr. Flavin
He's got room 307.
Hotel Clerk
You can check if you like.
Announcer/Interviewer
He'll take your word.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Were you on this morning? Huh? Yeah.
Announcer/Interviewer
The early shift.
Hotel Clerk
Well, we don't have shifts. My uncle owns the place. On the shift.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Did Stroop spend last night Here.
Hotel Clerk
Came in about 11.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When did he leave this morning?
Hotel Clerk
Round six, maybe before. To come back after 8 o' clock or so.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Then left.
Hotel Clerk
Supposed to be back at 10. And pulls this trick.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What trick?
Hotel Clerk
Our program. He knows the other fellas need him.
Mr. Flavin
Program?
Hotel Clerk
Here at the hotel? Every Christmas we have a program. Put up a tree and sing. They're mostly old fellas. Singing like that makes them remember back when they were kids. Then Jimmy Finn comes on.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Jimmy Finn?
Hotel Clerk
He shares number 409. His family once had a lot of money, so he tells the fellas about it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Stories about Christmas. How they had this big log.
Hotel Clerk
And his grandfather used to start it up. And after dinner, everybody turned over his plate. And there underneath was a twenty dollar gold piece. Brand new one.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When Stroop came in this morning, did he have a bundle?
Hotel Clerk
I didn't see him come in.
Announcer/Interviewer
You said you saw him.
Hotel Clerk
I saw him go out after, but not come in.
Sergeant Joe Friday
When was that? 8.
Narrator
If you want to look for a.
Hotel Clerk
Bundle, I could give you his key.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We don't have a warrant.
Hotel Clerk
It's all right. I know about police. It's all right with me.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It's not with us.
Hotel Clerk
I didn't mean that. I just meant it was all right with me.
Announcer/Interviewer
Good King Wes has lost. Look down on the face of Steven.
Sergeant Joe Friday
There were three old men. You couldn't tell how much better they would have been. With Stroop singing the fourth part. But somehow you didn't care. This was Christmas at the Golden Dream and it sounded fine.
Announcer/Interviewer
Though the cross was cruel when the poor man came in sight Gathering winter fuel.
Hotel Clerk
This is the last rehearsal. I got most of the songs down pat.
Announcer/Interviewer
Sounds pretty good.
Hotel Clerk
That's why it's a shame Claude isn't here. He's tenor and they need him to make it sound just right.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Does Stroop have a job?
Mr. Flavin
No, sir.
Hotel Clerk
He used to have jobs. Not much lately, though.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He say where he was going?
Hotel Clerk
No. He should have. The fellas need him.
Announcer/Interviewer
When he comes in, will you call us?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Sure.
Hotel Clerk
And not say anything to him?
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's right.
Hotel Clerk
I hope it's nothing serious.
Narrator
For Claude fellas, troubles ought to be over. Troubles?
Hotel Clerk
Way back it wouldn't count now.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Tell us anyway.
Hotel Clerk
I don't know much about it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
As much as you know. Now come on.
Hotel Clerk
Well, something back where he used to live. He robbed somebody or something.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What else?
Hotel Clerk
That's all. Was a long time ago. Way far back. But he forgot it all. The robin and everything.
Sergeant Joe Friday
No, not quite. He remembered it this morning.
Announcer/Interviewer
God rest ye Mary, gentleman let nothing you Dismay. For Jesus Christ our Savior was born upon this day.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We went back to the office and ran Stroop's name through R and I. If he'd been booked anywhere, we had no record of it. At least not under that name. 4:15pm Pawn shop detail reported back. No object resembling the statue of the child Jesus had been turned in. 4:18pm I hung up the phone. Patterson's on that Sacramento bus.
Announcer/Interviewer
I thought Bakersfield had it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
They were supposed to confirm.
Narrator
They did.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Hopworth Station. What about Banning and Pryor?
Announcer/Interviewer
They're still out.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, they'll be back soon. When's the bus arrive?
Mr. Flavin
6 o'.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Clock. There's plenty of time for him to make it. There's more time for you.
Announcer/Interviewer
We're still in that theft.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Can it wait? No. What is it?
Father Xavier Rojas
10.
Sergeant Joe Friday
$15 statue. When's the price? Determine a case. I realize it's a church statue, but that doesn't give it priority.
Announcer/Interviewer
It's important to them, Captain. Joe and I promise to get it back.
Sergeant Joe Friday
What do you got on it? Nothing much. And why are you so big? Harder.
Burglary. Friday. When? No, don't say anything. No. Right. Claude Stroop. He just walked into the hotel. He's our suspect. Nobody's late to him. No, you'll keep. You can run him down tomorrow. It'll be too late then.
Announcer/Interviewer
I need it for the first mass in the morning, Skipper. It's kind of a big thing for them.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'm sorry. I can't juggle details around. So you can get a statue back at this time later on. We'll do our best. Yes, sir. You better get over the station. Yes, sir. Will you call Father Rojas over at the mission?
Narrator
Why?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Tell him we're too busy to work on that statue.
Announcer/Interviewer
But we'll do it later. Tomorrow or when we get a chance.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Why can't you call him? Well, we better get over at the station.
Announcer/Interviewer
If Patterson's on that bus, we don't.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Want to miss him.
Announcer/Interviewer
All right, I'll call him.
Friday.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Yeah.
I can send Fanning and Priority. Might as well stay on that other thing. Whatever you say, Captain.
Dragnet Narrator
You are listening to Dragnet. The authentic story of your police force in action.
Sergeant Joe Friday
4:43Pm we arrived at the Golden Dream Hotel. The desk clerk was right. Claude Stroop looked like a man who'd had his troubles at bargain rates. Your name Claude Stroop? Yes, sir. Police officers. We'd like to talk to you.
Narrator
I didn't do anything against the law. Honest, I didn't do anything against it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You haven't been accused.
Announcer/Interviewer
Want to take you downtown.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We'd like to talk to you.
Narrator
No, sir. I'm not going.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I'm not going anywhere.
Narrator
I'm not going to talk to anybody.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You're half wrong already.
5:15Pm we returned stroop for interrogation. He kept his word. He refused to talk.
6:05Pm Frank called Faye, told her he'd be a little late. Stroop didn't move for a whole hour. He sat and stared, but he didn't talk.
6:40Pm we got a final report from pawn shop detail. The shops were closed. There was no statute. Stroop still hadn't talked.
Announcer/Interviewer
Don't you ever want to go home, Stroop?
Narrator
If I was to talk, you wouldn't let me go.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Depends on what you'd say.
Narrator
I'd say it wrong and I wouldn't get home.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You won't this way either.
Narrator
I'd like to go. You can bet on that. This is the seventh year we had the program and I never missed a one. Not a single one.
Announcer/Interviewer
Why don't you tell us what happened, Stroop?
Narrator
How would I know you'd let me go?
Sergeant Joe Friday
You wouldn't.
Narrator
I might as well, anyway.
Sergeant Joe Friday
All right. What happened from Mass on?
Narrator
Well, there was Mass. I came out and started down toward the hotel.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Back up.
Narrator
I left my stuff at the hotel and then I picked up George's car. I didn't steal it. He said I could have it anytime I wanted. Only this time I didn't ask him.
Announcer/Interviewer
I took it and started off.
Narrator
Well, I should ask, but I just didn't. I went over to Grand Avenue for the Christmas bulbs for this fella sells in second hand. It was coming out of the lot.
Sergeant Joe Friday
But I did it.
Narrator
Yeah, the bumper must have caught. The other car didn't leave too big a dent. But there was this long scratch. I got out and tried to wipe it off with my handkerchief. You know, spit on it, like. Only didn't do no good. I didn't think anybody saw. I don't know how you fellows found out about it.
Announcer/Interviewer
I'll check auto records.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Right.
Stroop, we didn't bring you down here to talk about that.
Narrator
You didn't?
Sergeant Joe Friday
No. There's a statue missing from the church. A statue of the child Jesus. You mean.
Narrator
I took it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You took a bundle out of church? Yes, sir.
Narrator
That was my other pants. For the program tonight. I had a place sewed up and there was a button on it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
You can check.
Narrator
But I wouldn't take a statue.
Sergeant Joe Friday
I don't Think you would either.
Announcer/Interviewer
He's clear at Auto Records.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Juan.
Narrator
Hope for the program, you mean.
Sergeant Joe Friday
It's all right. Good night. Strooping.
Night.
Narrator
Merry christmas.
Father Xavier Rojas
OR2.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Well, I don't know. We could stay and work on it tonight.
Announcer/Interviewer
Wouldn't do any good. We won't find it.
I don't think so. No. He was kidding. The priest built his hopes up.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Might as well go tell him now.
Merry christmas.
7:27Pm we found Father Rojas. Frank told him how it was that we couldn't get the statue back by morning but that we'd keep trying during the week. He said he understood. We told him we had to get on. As Frank and I started to leave, the doors at the main entrance to the church opened.
It was a good 200ft away. It was hard to be sure, but it looked like a small boy drawing a bright red wagon behind him.
When he got closer, you could see he was no bigger than a pint of milk. It was a luminous eyed little Mexican boy with a face as young as yesterday.
The priest seemed to know him.
Father Xavier Rojas
Paquito.
Sergeant Joe Friday
In the back of the wagon was the missing statue of the child Jesus. He picked it up gently and walked up to the priest.
Drew Heffernan
Father Rojas.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He just stood there looking up at Father Rojas.
Father Xavier Rojas
Paco Mendoza, a boy from the parish.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Ask him where he found it.
Father Xavier Rojas
He didn't find it.
Sergeant Joe Friday
He took it. Why.
You?
Drew Heffernan
Prometheus.
Father Xavier Rojas
He says all through the years he's prayed for a red wagon. This year he prayed to the child Jesus. He promised that if he got the wagon, the child Jesus would have the.
Sergeant Joe Friday
First ride in it.
Father Xavier Rojas
He wants to know if the devil will come and take him to hell.
Sergeant Joe Friday
That's your department, Father.
Noel. Diablo.
Father Xavier Rojas
This is a mapaquito mucho.
Sergeant Joe Friday
We crossed over to the sanctuary. With the help of Father Rojas. The young boy replaced the infant Jesus in its rightful place. The crib in the nativity scene. Frank and I could have been wrong, but the small plaster statue seemed to approve.
Mary, Joseph, the wise men, Gaspar, Melchior, Balthazar, the old shepherd, the young shepherd, the peasant. They all seem to approve.
Father Xavier Rojas
Well, ver to Casa Paquito.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Priest told the boy to go home. He took hold of his wagon, started the long walk out of the church.
There wasn't much we could say. There wasn't much to say. We just stood there and watched him go halfway up. He turned to look back and he went on out.
Announcer/Interviewer
I don't understand how he got that wagon today. Don't kids wait for Santa Claus anymore? It isn't from Santa Claus. The fireman Fix old toys and give.
Sergeant Joe Friday
Them to new children. Paquito's family? They're poor.
Announcer/Interviewer
Are they?
Sergeant Joe Friday
Father.
Drew Heffernan
Sam.
Narrator
The story you have just heard is true. The names and locations were changed.
Dragnet Narrator
You have just heard. Dragnet A series of authentic cases from official files. Technical advice comes from the Office of Chief of Police. W.H. parker, Los Angeles Police Department.
Drew Heffernan
Foreign.
Choice Classic Radio Host
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Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Host: Choice Classic Radio
Episode: Dragnet: The Big Little Jesus
Original Air Date: December 21, 1954
Podcast Publication Date: December 9, 2025
This holiday episode of Dragnet, “The Big Little Jesus,” delivers a poignant Christmas-themed detective story. Set on Christmas Eve in Los Angeles, Sergeant Joe Friday and his partner Frank Smith are tasked with finding a stolen statue of the infant Jesus from the Nativity scene at the city’s oldest mission church. The case gently weaves themes of faith, community, and innocence, all while embodying the methodical, realistic policing style for which Dragnet is renowned.
The episode is delivered in the signature Dragnet style—efficient, terse, and duty-bound—yet this holiday tale gently shifts from routine police work to a moving meditation on faith, community, and the innocence of children. The dialogue remains true to the down-to-earth language of 1950s Los Angeles, with occasional moments of dry humor and deep empathy.
“The Big Little Jesus” stands out as a touching holiday classic in the Dragnet canon, balancing the rigors of police work with the softer values of hope, forgiveness, and simple faith. The final scenes, as a child’s misunderstanding brings the lost statue home, offer a quiet, profound commentary on the spirit of Christmas.