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Dr. Watson
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Narrator
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Dr. Watson
See if there's no point in doing that. Mr. Slattery. I'm right behind you.
Narrator
Hello, Dr. Watson. Don't tell me you've been stalking me.
Dr. Watson
No, my boy. I was on the patio and I heard your footsteps, so I thought that I'd come in and fetch you. Let's go back and sit out there, shall we?
Sherlock Holmes
It's.
Dr. Watson
It's a Beautiful evening.
Narrator
That's fine with me, Doctor.
Dr. Watson
Ah, here we are. Settle yourself down in a chair and light a cigarette if you have one. I'll get on with my story.
Narrator
Last week you told us it concerned an adventure that you and Sherlock Holmes had in Flanders during the First World War.
Dr. Watson
That's right, Mr. Slattery did.
Narrator
I thought that you and the great man had retired at that period.
Dr. Watson
We had, my boy. But it was only natural that as soon as the war broke out we both offered our services in any capacity that might help our country.
Narrator
Of course. And how did tonight's story begin, Doctor?
Dr. Watson
It was in the winter of that first year. Things weren't going very well for the Allies. The Germans were advancing on Paris and the picture was looking very black. It was just 24 hours before the famous Battle of the Marne began. The battle that changed the early course of the war. When Holmes told me that we had to go up to the front lines on a secret mission. We'd been in Paris for several weeks where Holmes had just solved the case of the missing aide de camp. I was anxious to get back to England and my work in the war hospitals, but of course this new summons was in the nature of a command. And so late on a rainy September afternoon, Holmes and I, with a boom of gunfire in our ears, found ourselves in the front seat of a staff car sloshing and jolting its way towards the battlefield.
Sherlock Holmes
Am I driving too fast for you, gentlemen? Hello, Sergeant.
Narrator
Not at all.
Dr. Watson
You're doing a splendid job. Oh, my man. Look out. Considering the state of the road.
Maitland Morris
Thank you, sir.
Dr. Watson
Hello. The gunfire is getting nearer. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, old fellow? I imagine we haven't much further to go, have we, Sergeant?
Maitland Morris
No, sir, we're nearly there.
Dr. Watson
Did you notice the two civilians in the back seat, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. Handsome woman and a distinguished looking man several years her senior.
Dr. Watson
I wonder who they are.
Sherlock Holmes
I'll tell you. He's a Shakespearean actor of some note. Though he never achieved the fame to which he thinks he's entitled. I shouldn't be at all surprised if he feels that he's been slighted in not receiving a knighthood.
Dr. Watson
But Holmes, that's amazing. How can you possibly deduce all that from just looking at the man as soon as we got into the car?
Sherlock Holmes
Elementary, my dear fellow, I didn't deduce it. We saw him twice last year in the London Theatre, if you remember. His name is Maitland Morris. As for his biography, he's a friend of my brother Mycroft's. He told me about him.
Dr. Watson
What do you suppose he's doing up here near the front line?
Sherlock Holmes
His brother is General Sir Stanley Morris, who's in command of this particular front and it would seem reasonable to presume that his brother has come up here to give a performance for the frontline troops. I suppose this hut is as far as we can drive, Sergeant. On Freud, sir. Sir, we're four miles from the front line now. You'll have to clear your papers here.
Maitland Morris
See that ruined farmhouse there, sir?
Dr. Watson
Yes, Sergeant. Is that the General's headquarters?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes sir. Come on Watson.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord, it's pelting with rain.
Sherlock Holmes
Yeah, let's make a dash for it.
Dr. Watson
Oh, who goes there?
Sherlock Holmes
Friend, give the password.
Narrator
Saint Crispin Pass, friends and show your papers.
Dr. Watson
How did you know the password, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
I was given it before we left Paris. Old chapter.
Captain Maxwell
Oh, it's Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, isn't it?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, Captain.
Captain Maxwell
I'm Captain Maxwell, General Morris's aide de camp. He asked me to escort you up to his headquarters. By the way, weren't Maitland Morris and his wife in the car with you?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, they're just behind us.
Captain Maxwell
Oh splendid. I'm afraid I'll have to ask to see your papers.
Dr. Watson
Yes, of course. Here's my permit, Captain Maxwell.
Captain Maxwell
Thank you. I know you both of course, but we can't afford to take any chances when they're this close to the enemy lines, you see. Oh yeah, yes, that's fine Doctor, everything's in order. Not yours please, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Here you are.
Captain Maxwell
Thanks.
Dr. Watson
Oh, who goes there, friend.
Sherlock Holmes
There's the rescue party now.
Captain Maxwell
Oh good. This is quite in order, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Show your papers.
Maitland Morris
Oh, there you are, Captain Maxwell.
Captain Maxwell
Hello, sir. Hello Mrs. Murray.
Mrs. Morris
How are you, Captain Maxwell?
Captain Maxwell
Well, you both met Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, I suppose.
Maitland Morris
Well no we haven't, even though we drove up in the same car. Natural reserve of us Britishers I suppose. How are you, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
How do you do, Sam?
Maitland Morris
I know your brother Micro very well. How are you, Doctor?
Dr. Watson
I'm glad to meet you, Mr. Morris. I saw you a couple of times in the theatre last year and enjoyed your performances very much.
Maitland Morris
Oh, thank you, sir. Then you must know my wife, my leading lady.
Mrs. Morris
How do you do, gentlemen?
Dr. Watson
How do you do, Morris?
Captain Maxwell
Can I see your papers, Mr. Morris? Just a matter of form, you understand.
Dr. Watson
Yes, yes, of course, of course. Mrs. Morris, I presume you and your husband are going to give a performance tonight for the men going up the front line?
Mrs. Morris
Yes. D. Doctor, we're very flattered. They've asked us to do some Shakespearean themes. Oh yeah, although I should have thought something a little lighter would have been more appropriate. The general, he's Maitland's brother, you know, seemed to think differently.
Maitland Morris
Well, my dear, show Captain Maxwell your papers, then we can all go along and see my brother Stanley.
Mrs. Morris
Very well, Maitland.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Morris, I shall look forward to hearing your reading of Shakespeare's Saint Crispin speech from Henry V tonight.
Maitland Morris
Bless my soul, Holmes, how did you know I was planning to do it?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, the setting is so perfect and the time so appropriate. I can't conceive an English actor who could resist the temptation. I noticed that your brother appreciated the fact in naming today's password.
Maitland Morris
Yes, it's amazingly appropriate. You know, it's almost 500 years ago to the day that the Battle of Agincourt took place.
Dr. Watson
Let's hope that the results of the forthcoming battle will be equally successful for you.
Maitland Morris
Yes, indeed. Oh, by the way, Holmes, this will probably seem rather silly to you but I'm an inveterate autograph collector and I have my book here with me. I, I wonder if you'd mind signing it.
Sherlock Holmes
I shall be very glad to, Mr. Morris. Give me a pen, will you, Watson?
Dr. Watson
Holmes.
Maitland Morris
You'll find yourself among quite distinguished company in that book, sir.
Sherlock Holmes
So I see. Adelina Patty, crown prince of Norway. Hell no. Field Marshal von Tochnitz.
Maitland Morris
Oh yes, he was one of my admirers when I played in Munich before the war. I suppose now that our countries are fighting I should tear that page out. You know, I cannot help but feel that art and the appreciation of art are independent of national hatreds.
Sherlock Holmes
Quite so, sir. I myself still have a medal presented to me by the University of Leipzig for some trifling services. Anyone, Mr. Morris?
Maitland Morris
Oh, thank you very much, Mr. Holmes. A notable addition to my collection.
Dr. Watson
I shall be very glad to sign your book for you, Mr. Morris, if you'd like me to.
Maitland Morris
That's very kind of you, Doctor. Captain Maxwell, if our permits are all in order, don't you think we should be moving along?
Captain Maxwell
Just what I was going to suggest myself. I'll take you all straight over to General Morris's headquarters. General Morris, may I introduce Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes
How do you do, sir?
Dr. Watson
How are you, General? How do you do?
General Stanley Morris
Know a lot about you. A long way from Baker street, isn't it?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes indeed, sir.
General Stanley Morris
Where's that brother of mine? Ah, there you are, Maitland. Cynthia, how nice to see you both.
Mrs. Morris
Oh, it's good to see you again, Stanley.
Maitland Morris
Hello there, Stanley.
General Stanley Morris
The men will be glad you arrived. They're looking forward to your show tonight.
Maitland Morris
We're very flattered that they want to hear us do some Shakespeare.
Dr. Watson
Oh rubbish old boy.
General Stanley Morris
With you and Cynthia up there on the platform you could read the telephone book and they'd love you.
Narrator
Oh very kind.
General Stanley Morris
By the way, you will find the stage very pretty primitive. Just a few trestles and a large tent and a curtain made of army blankets and your dressing room will be even worse.
Mrs. Morris
Oh don't worry about our comfort Stanley. As long as we cheer the boys up, that's the important thing.
Maitland Morris
Yes, of course. By the way, what program do you have mapped out for us?
General Stanley Morris
Well I thought we'd have two shows. The tent's not large enough to hold everybody at once. Anybody. Anyway, we have to keep up an alert all the time. Think you can manage two separate shows?
Maitland Morris
Of course I can Stanley. I may look old but I don't feel it.
General Stanley Morris
You don't even look at, you scoundrel.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you.
Maitland Morris
Perhaps we could take a look at the staging equipment, eh?
General Stanley Morris
Oh certainly. Captain. Maxwell, take them over to the tent and show them what the facilities are, will you?
Captain Maxwell
Right. Will you follow me?
Maitland Morris
Oh yes, of course. See you later Stanley. Come along my dear.
Mrs. Morris
All right.
General Stanley Morris
I'm glad you're here, Holmes. I'm here so I can speak quite freely in front of Dr. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh yes, with perfect freedom, sir. He's my colleague and he's an old army man himself.
General Stanley Morris
Really?
Captain Maxwell
What regiment, Doctor?
Dr. Watson
5Th Northumberland Fuselier, sir. Later attached to Berkshire's in Afghanistan and wounded in the battle of Mainland.
General Stanley Morris
Really? Then I'm sure I can speak freely. And Holmes, you know why you're up here so near the front line, don't you?
Sherlock Holmes
I have a very shrewd suspicion, sir. I thought you had.
General Stanley Morris
That's why I asked for you to be sent here.
Sherlock Holmes
You asked for me to be sent here, General? Yes, I think I understand.
Dr. Watson
I wish I did.
General Stanley Morris
You will Doctor, in due time. In the meanwhile gentlemen I'll have an orderly show you to your quarters.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you, sir.
General Stanley Morris
And Holmes, take a look around will you? And keep your ears open. We're comparatively a little distance from the German front lines and yet there's a very puzzling silence just now.
Dr. Watson
Yes, I noticed that sir. And half an hour ago on our way up there was quite a lot of shilling.
General Stanley Morris
Exactly. It's unnatural and rather frightening at a time like this. You see we're attacking at dawn. The enemy might be trying to infiltrate spies and the whole success of this battle depends on a surprise attack.
Sherlock Holmes
I quite understand, sir. Come on, Wats.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. Holmes. The first performance starts in a few minutes. You know. They're all there waiting. Why are we tramping about out here in the mud and the rain?
Sherlock Holmes
I thought a pipe or two in the open air would cheer our brains.
Dr. Watson
Yes, a pipe in the open air is one thing, but a pipe in a downpour of rain is another.
Sherlock Holmes
Is it raining? I didn't even notice it. I was listening to the silence.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
Thousands upon thousands of Germans, armed Germans, full of a blind fanatical hatred and desire to kill are crouched in trenches only a mile or two from here. Surrounding us are an equal number of English boys also armed and with the will, if not the desire to fight because they know their cause is the cause of freedom and justice. All these thousands poised, ready to pounce on each other and fight to the death. And yet.
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Sherlock Holmes
Beyond that patter of rain there isn't a sound to break the stillness of a September evening. Strange world we live in, old chap.
Dr. Watson
You're being unusually rhetorical.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, I am, aren't I? Let's be a little more practical, shall we? I wonder what is wrong with the actors tonight?
Dr. Watson
Why do you ask that?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, a little while ago I noticed Mrs. Morris in a great state of excitement going towards the farmhouse where the General is. Then she went back to her own quarters and now she seems to be headed in our direction. Anything wrong, Mrs. Morris?
Mrs. Morris
It's Maitland.
Dr. Watson
What's wrong with him, madam?
Mrs. Morris
He's disappeared.
Sherlock Holmes
Disappeared? What's happened?
Mrs. Morris
We were in the tent together making up for our performance when an orderly came in with a message. Maitland said it was from his brother, slipped on a raincoat and went out saying he'd be back in a few moments. I waited and waited and after a while I got worried and I went over to see the General myself. He said that he'd sent no message and that he hadn't seen any sign of Maitland.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord, what could have happened to him?
Mrs. Morris
I don't know Doctor, but I'm frightened. What shall I do, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
You a brave woman, Mrs. Morris?
Mrs. Morris
Brave? I don't know, Mr. Holmes. Why?
Sherlock Holmes
Because the show must go on. I shall take your husband's place.
Dr. Watson
But Holmes, something's happened to Matron Morris. He's in danger, Watson.
Sherlock Holmes
True, but a thousand men inside that tent are in mortal danger too. Tomorrow morning, many of them maybe corpses on the fields of Flanders. But tonight they've been promised a show.
Dr. Watson
Do you think that you can do it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, I think I can, with the help of Mrs. Morris.
Mrs. Morris
I can't do it, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
You can, Mrs. Morris, and you will, if only to uphold that great tradition of the theatre that the show must go.
Narrator
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Sherlock Holmes
Happy breed of men. This little world, this precious stone set in a silver sea, which serves it in the office of a wall or as a moat defensive to a house against the envy of less happier lands, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, that shot, are you all right?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, old chap. Fortunately I started to leave the stage as the shot was fired. The bullet just missed me. I heard it splinter some wood nearby.
Dr. Watson
But who on earth would want to shoot you?
Sherlock Holmes
That's what we've got to find out. Though I think it more likely that the shot was intended for me. It was not intended for me, but for Maitland Morris, the man for whom I'm substituting.
Dr. Watson
Well, even so, who'd want to shoot him?
Sherlock Holmes
Don't ask me so many questions, old fellow. Let's see what clues we can find. Now, the shot was fired from outside the tent? From behind me. Yes. Look there. See the hole in the tent there by Jovius?
Dr. Watson
The footlights would outline your shadow on the back of the tent. Whoever it must have, must have, must have fired at your silhouette.
Sherlock Holmes
The question is where did the bullet embed itself?
Captain Maxwell
Aha.
Sherlock Holmes
Look here Watson, you got a pen knife? Wait a minute here Holmes. This shouldn't be hard to extract. Look at this splintered tent pole. A minute. Here we are. Excellent. Very interesting.
Dr. Watson
What's so interesting about it? Just a revolver bullet, isn't it?
Sherlock Holmes
No it isn't Watson. It's far from just a revolver bullet. This bullet was fired from a German Luger pistol.
Dr. Watson
A German pistol? There must have been a spy here behind our lines.
Sherlock Holmes
That's a reasonable enough assumption. Yes. We may be sure that no English soldier would carry such a weapon and face inspection. Come on. I want to talk to Mrs. Morris. Misses Morris, I want you to be very frank with me.
Mrs. Morris
But of course Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
You know why your husband's missing, don't you?
Mrs. Morris
No, no I don't. Have you found out anything?
Sherlock Holmes
Come on, why keep up this pretense any longer? I know that your husband is a spy or at least a great sympathizer with the German cause.
Dr. Watson
The General's brother a spy? Good Lord.
Mrs. Morris
How dare you say that?
Sherlock Holmes
Because it's true. Foreign Office have been suspicious of his sympathies for some time. His own brother knew it. That's why he asked to have me sent up here to keep an eye on him during his visit.
Mrs. Morris
It is true. Why should I keep up the pretense any longer? You see, Maitland was a disciple of Stuart Houston Chamberlain.
Dr. Watson
Oh, who was this Stuart Houston Chamberlain?
Sherlock Holmes
An Englishman who married one of Richard Wagner's daughters and became a German citizen and an arch enemy of England.
Mrs. Morris
I tried to dissuade Maitland. I implored him to consider his British heritage, his brother's name and mine. But Maitland was a strange man. His life was one of frustration and envy.
Sherlock Holmes
Envy of his brother I suppose.
Mrs. Morris
Yes. When Stanley was knighted it hurt Maitland terribly. He said it was typical if the English would knight a soldier and yet leave a great artist like himself unrecognized. In Berlin they really understood and rewarded the artist.
Dr. Watson
Well, if the authorities knew that it's amazing they allowed him to come so close to the front lines at a time like this.
Mrs. Morris
It was at the General's request. He wanted to plead with my husband to warn him that his secret was known. And now Maitland's gone out of the German lines.
General Stanley Morris
Oh it's terrible.
Dr. Watson
Worse than that it's disastrous. You can give them information. This is the strength of our troops here. He knows the password. He might even know the hour the attack is time to start.
Sherlock Holmes
How did your husband expect to enter the German lines in safety, Mrs. Morris?
Mrs. Morris
He speaks fluent German, Mr. Holmes. I fancy the autograph book he was carrying containing the signature of Field Marshal von Toknitz within reality. He's passed through the German lines.
Sherlock Holmes
You've told the general that his brother was gone?
Mrs. Morris
Of course I haven't been able to. He moved up to the front line position immediately after the first performance. Though I had warned him what I thought Maitland was planning to do. I think he intended to give his performance first then cross the lines immediately afterwards. But something must have made him change his mind. Perhaps he suspected I'd warned the general. Anyhow, as you know when I got back to our quarters he'd gone.
Dr. Watson
Did he leave any note, madam?
Mrs. Morris
Yes he did. Here it is.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you. I have gone. My dear, try and understand and forgive if you can. You wouldn't come with me and so I'm taking what is left of my heart and my hopes where they belong. Among the friends that understand and appreciate me. It is something stronger than love and blood and country that makes me do this. It is something dearer to me than life itself. Dearer to me than life itself.
Mrs. Morris
Oh how could he? How could he? The shame of this will kill poor Stanley. Mr. Holmes, will you break the news to him? I know it's cowardly of me but I just can't tell him myself.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't worry Mrs. Morris, I'll tell him. Dr. Watson and I will ask Captain Maxwell to escort us to the General's frontline headquarters. In the meantime try and keep calm. We'll tell him.
Captain Maxwell
If you will wait in the dugout, Mr. Holmes, I'll tell the general that you're here.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you. And be sure to let him know the urgency of the matter.
Captain Maxwell
Yes, Art.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, this is a dreadful visit.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes it is Watson. Though if my plans work out correctly I think the success of tomorrow's battle may not be impelled.
Dr. Watson
What plan?
Sherlock Holmes
Listen.
Dr. Watson
You know Holmes, a strange silence from the German line since we came here might be accounted for by the fact that they knew Maitland was making his getaway. They wouldn't want to risk wounding such a valuable spy.
Sherlock Holmes
Quite possibly.
Dr. Watson
What I still don't understand is who shot at you with a German pistol and why.
Sherlock Holmes
You're being very dense, old fellow. Surely it's obvious that Here comes General Morris now, poor devil.
Dr. Watson
This is going to be a dreadful shock to him. Hello, Holmes.
General Stanley Morris
Dr. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes
General Morris. I'm afraid that I've bad news for you. Your brother has gone over to the German lines.
General Stanley Morris
Maitland did go there. I should have put him under an armed guard as soon as he came here but. But I thought I could reason with him, appeal to his sense of honor.
Sherlock Holmes
Instead of which. You tried to shoot him, sir. But fortunately for me, you missed. You see, I took his place at the first performance.
Dr. Watson
But that shot was fired from a German pistol.
Sherlock Holmes
True, that was when I first knew the General had fired the shot.
Dr. Watson
But I still don't see how you could.
Sherlock Holmes
Now only a high ranking officer not subject to inspection could carry a non regulation firearm. You're an old army man, you should know that. In any case you'll observe that the General carries a Luger at his.
General Stanley Morris
Great heavens, Holmes, I thought I was firing at Maitland. I had no idea that it was you.
Dr. Watson
You intended to kill your own brother, sir?
General Stanley Morris
Yes, and I'm sorry I failed. I'd rather see my brother dead than alive and a traitor to his country. But now he, he's safely in the German lines. Heaven knows what secrets he may be imparting. One thing we can be certain, a chance of a surprise attack in the morning is gone.
Sherlock Holmes
Possibly not, sir. What do you mean? You see, I took the liberty of altering your brother's credentials quite extensively.
Dr. Watson
How, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
I knew of his German sympathies. Mycroft had given me a great deal of information about him and so I took it on myself to decide that it was unsafe to allow him so near the enemy lines with his own identification on him.
General Stanley Morris
Well what did you do, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
I took the liberty, sir, of stealing his autograph book. The one containing the magical signature of Field Marshal von Toknitz. I have it in my pocket now. I think we shall find within its pages a code concealed in the various autographs giving valuable information to the enemy.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord.
Sherlock Holmes
I also switched military permits on him. I felt that in the event that he did go over to the German lines his welcome might be less cordial if they were under the impression that they'd captured Sherlock Holmes. To make that identification doubly sure. I also slipped in his pocket a slight souvenir of my own.
Dr. Watson
Joe Holmes. You mean that medal presented to you by the University of Leipzig?
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, old fellow. I no longer wish to own a decoration given me by a country of barbarians. And it seemed a rather neat and effective way of returning it to them.
General Stanley Morris
So the Germans Will think they've captured Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, sir. And unless I'm much mistaken, he'll receive very short. Stripped of their hands.
Dr. Watson
Yes. I hate you.
Sherlock Holmes
There's your answer, sir. I'm sorry.
General Stanley Morris
Don't be sorry, Holmes. It's better that way. Now his secret can die with him.
Captain Maxwell
Excuse me, sir.
General Stanley Morris
Yes Maxwell, what is it?
Captain Maxwell
Would it be in order for me to return to headquarters now, sir? It's very nearly time for the second performance and I've still been unable to trace the whereabouts of your brother.
General Stanley Morris
Well, my brother will not be acting tonight, I'm afraid. Holmes, I wonder if I might ask you to take his place once again.
Sherlock Holmes
If you want me to, General.
General Stanley Morris
I do. Maitland had been plan to do the Saint Crispin speech from Henry V. He knew how much I loved him.
Sherlock Holmes
I realized that, sir. Well I was told the password up here.
Dr. Watson
Can you remember the speech, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, I think so. At any rate, I can try.
General Stanley Morris
Then do it for me my dear fellow.
Narrator
Will you?
General Stanley Morris
For me?
Sherlock Holmes
I'll be very proud to do it, General. Goodbye and good luck.
General Stanley Morris
Thank you, Holmes. Captain Maxwell, take them back to headquarters, will you? The men will be waiting for the performance.
Sherlock Holmes
And Crispian. Crispian shall ne' er go by from this day to the ending of the world, but we in it shall be remembered, we few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother, be he ne' er so vile this day, so gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England now abed shall think themselves accursed they were not here.
Dr. Watson
And hold their manhoods cheap while any.
Sherlock Holmes
Speaks that fought with us upon Saint Crispian's day.
Narrator
Well Doctor, that was a bit of an exciting adventure.
Dr. Watson
You know I, I can still remember that awful feeling I had when I heard the shut in the tent to realize someone had tried to kill Holmes.
Narrator
He did have a narrow escape, didn't he?
Dr. Watson
Well, Holmes always said there was no such thing as a narrow escape. He said you either escaped or you didn't. If you did, well, why worry? And if you didn't, you couldn't worry. So what?
Narrator
Quite a philosophy. I'd like to discuss it with you further.
Dr. Watson
Over a bottle of wine?
Sherlock Holmes
How else?
Dr. Watson
What kind of wine?
Narrator
Naturally.
Dr. Watson
Naturally.
Narrator
You couldn't ask for a more delicious wine than Petri. That's because the Petri family knows how to make good wine. They ought to. They've been making fine wine ever since they started the Petri business way back in the 1800s. And because the business has always been family owned and operated well, they've been able to hand on from father to son, from father to son, all they've ever learned about the art of turning luscious grapes into fragrant, delicious wine. That's why no matter what type Petri wine you buy for any occasion, you can be sure it's good wine. Because Petri took time to bring you good wine. And now, Dr. Watson, how's about giving us a clue to next week Sherlock Holmes?
Dr. Watson
Well, next week, Mr. Saturday, I'm going to tell you an almost unusual adventure in which Holmes and I are trapped in an airtight metal chamber, our only companion being a murdered scientist.
Narrator
It sounds like a story we don't Want to miss, Doctor. See you next week.
Dr. Watson
Yes. Oh, just a second, Ms. Nata. Before we go, I. I just want to tell our listeners that tonight we're broadcasting from the stage of the Paramount Theatre here in Hollywood. On behalf of the Seventh War Lone Drive, the ticket of admission to the theater was a war bond. I'm mentioning this to remind you, our friends, that you have an important part to play in making the Seventh War loan a success. Buy more and buy bigger bombs than ever before. They are needed to pay for new super forts, new jet propelled fighters, newer and bigger weapons to lick Japan. Remember, in spite of the magnificent achievements of our forces in the Pacific, the Japanese war has just begun. So let's go all out for the mighty seventh warload.
Narrator
Tonight. Sherlock Holmes Adventure is written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher and is based on an incident in the Sir Arthur Conan Doyle story, the Adventures of the blanched soldier. Mr. Rathbone appears for the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn mayor and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures, where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California invites you to tune in again next week, same time, same station.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, the Petri family took the time to bring you such good wine. So when you eat and when you.
Narrator
Cook, remember Petri wine to make good food taste better. Remember Pet.
Dr. Watson
Pet. Whoa.
Narrator
This is Jack Slattery saying good night for the Petri family. This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.
Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Sherlock Holmes: In Flanders Field (05/14/1945)
Aired: November 21, 2025
Starring: Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes, Nigel Bruce as Dr. Watson
This classic radio drama finds Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson on a secret mission during World War I, just before the pivotal Battle of the Marne. The pair is summoned to the front lines under mysterious circumstances, where they become entangled in intrigue involving espionage, jealousy, and betrayal. Amidst the gathering storm, Holmes steps into the spotlight—literally—when a famous Shakespearean actor slated to perform for British troops disappears, placing Holmes at the center of a larger plot with deadly consequences.
"Fortunately I started to leave the stage as the shot was fired. The bullet just missed me. I heard it splinter some wood nearby." — Holmes (17:28)
"Maitland was a disciple of Stuart Houston Chamberlain...when Stanley was knighted it hurt Maitland terribly. He said it was typical if the English would knight a soldier and yet leave a great artist like himself unrecognized." — Mrs. Morris (20:00)
"Yes, and I'm sorry I failed. I'd rather see my brother dead than alive and a traitor to his country." — General Morris (24:06)
"I also slipped in his pocket a slight souvenir of my own...the medal presented to me by the University of Leipzig." — Holmes (25:14)
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother...” — Holmes (26:45)
Holmes’ Recognition Skills:
“Elementary, my dear fellow, I didn't deduce it...His name is Maitland Morris. As for his biography, he's a friend of my brother Mycroft's.” — Holmes (05:00)
Holmes on Evocative Silence:
“Thousands upon thousands of Germans...crouched in trenches only a mile or two from here...And yet, beyond that patter of rain there isn't a sound to break the stillness of a September evening. Strange world we live in, old chap.” — Holmes (13:00, 13:59)
Holmes the Showman:
“Because the show must go on. I shall take your husband's place.” — Holmes to Mrs. Morris (15:05)
On Jealousy and Betrayal:
“When Stanley was knighted it hurt Maitland terribly. He said it was typical if the English would knight a soldier and yet leave a great artist like himself unrecognized…” — Mrs. Morris (20:00)
General’s Anguish:
“I'd rather see my brother dead than alive and a traitor to his country.” — General Morris (24:06)
Holmes’ Deceptive Precaution:
"I took the liberty...of stealing his autograph book. The one containing the magical signature of Field Marshal von Toknitz. I have it in my pocket now." — Holmes (24:58)
Holmes Inspires the Troops:
“We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother...” — Sherlock Holmes, reciting Shakespeare (26:45)
Watson on Holmes’ Philosophy:
“He did have a narrow escape, didn't he?...Holmes always said there was no such thing as a narrow escape. He said you either escaped or you didn't. If you did, well, why worry? And if you didn't, you couldn't worry. So what?” — Dr. Watson (27:30)
The episode is steeped in wartime tension, loyalty, and the bitter drama of divided allegiances. Holmes remains as poised and analytical as ever, while Watson provides emotional texture and camaraderie. The dialogue is formal, clipped, and evocative of classic British resolve and theatrical tradition.
This episode showcases Holmes not only as a detective, but also as a symbol of British endurance and cultural pride—even in moments of crisis. The Saint Crispin’s Day speech serves as a stirring rally, drawing parallels between historic battles and the ongoing struggle. There’s poignancy in the story’s exploration of family, betrayal, and sacrifice, delivered through sharp performances and rich, period detail.
For fans of old-time radio detective stories, this episode offers a compelling blend of suspense, character, and wartime atmosphere, all built around Holmes’ unshakeable wit and humanity.