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In the second season of Cinema Slop we're taking a long hard look at video game movies in an attempt to win a bar bet. So settle into your jump suits and power boots because shits about to get weird. To start things out we digging into Super Mario Bros a movie for the ages. The ages 6 and 48 only from what we can tell.
This week Jon and Chris call in an emotional support Zac and boy do they need it! Join us as we fail to understand if Enemy Gold is talking about us. Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > Enemy Gold (-1) > Guns (-1) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Hard Hunted (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Malibu Express (-1) Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Hard Hunted (+1) > Enemy Gold (-1) > Do or Die (-2) > Picasso Trigger (-1) > Fit to Kill (-1) > Guns (-1) > Malibu Express (-1) Zac Rankings: Savage Beach > Enemy Gold > Malibu Express
Jon and Chris have always believed there is nothing better then a good old fashioned Vanity project! And it is with that spirit that we dive into the John Stamos cult classic Never Too Young to Die!
A very special goodbye for a beloved member of the Extended Hawaii-verse. This time farewell to Donna.
What makes a great video game movie? Heap on the style and and delete the video game portion! Find out why that statement is relevant to John Wick 3 as Jon and Special Guest Jason have their soft parts attacked by John Wick Chapter 3 - Parabellum!
Jason take Jon to the land of babies... and somehow everyone survived! Join that animated amusement park that is Bébé’s Kids!
Kane is back.. in time apparently. As a much younger, more handsome but significantly less interesting version of himself and he is here to finish what he started! And by finish I mean start a whole new plan with his whole new face! This time Jon and Chris dodge errant missiles ejected from the action epic Hard Hunted!
Deep in the sea there is a monster hiding in the most unlikely place... Hiding under 10 million pounds of pressure... in a boat... with a safe... in a bottle... of triple distilled horror. Leviathan will haunt you until you only have 5 minutes of the movie left. This week Jon and Jason take a break from their normal routine to examine the Leviathan.
This week Jon and Chris are ready to "Do" or to "Die"! In our case we "Did" a commentary track for the Andy Sidaris movie Do or Die starring the Legendary Skip Ward and a Man of normal renowned Pat Morita! In case you're not interested in our live reactions to Do or Die then skip ahead to 1 hr 37 minutes 15 seconds and hear our post-watch breakdown which approximates a normal discussion of an abnormal film. Chris Rankings: Savage Beach > (+1) Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do or Die > (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Guns > (-1) Malibu Express Jon Rankings: Savage Beach > Hard Ticket to Hawaii > Do Or Die > (-1) Guns> (-1) Picasso Trigger > (-1) Malibu Express
BQ Funk came to the studio to lay down some bottom heavy tracks for us as we look at Resident Evil and debate if it has the pocket with which to hold a groove.... funk. Check it out!