
Recorded live at Symphony Hall with Boston Symphony Orchestra members and a star-studded cast, this story with roots in Jewish and Indian lore proves that when you weigh your words, they can be worth their weight in gold!
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Rebecca Scheer
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This Circle Round episode is a very special one recorded live with players from the Boston Symphony Orchestra and a star studded cast of actors at Symphony hall on October 11, 2025. To learn more about our live shows, visit WBUR.org CircleRound and click on events. And now, on with the story.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
There's this really great saying, time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Do you get it? Time flies like an arrow because it moves so fast. But fruit flies like a banana, as in they really enjoy bananas. Words can be tricky. Sometimes they're as slippery as a banana peel. And as we'll hear in today's story, if you don't weigh your words, they can easily be twisted. I'm Rebecca Scheer and welcome to Circle Round live at Symphony hall in Boston, Massachusetts. Today, our story is called whatever you like. We found versions of this tale from Jewish and Indian lore. Joining me on stage is a star studded cast of actors, Mary Faber, Josh Gondelman, Lamont Price and Jessica Rao. Providing musical accompaniment under the direction of our own Eric Shimalonis is a world class ensemble from the Boston Symphony Orchestra. Kathy Basrak on viola, Rachel Childers on horn, Chris El Chico on clarinet, met Clint Foreman on flute, Ben Levy on double bass and Suzanne Nelson on bassoon. So circle around everyone for whatever you like. Seema lived in a cozy cottage with her younger brother Avi. The cottage belonged to Seema and Avi's father. But father didn't spend much time at home. As a merchant who did all of his business overseas, he was always buying and selling exotic goods in far away lands. While father was away, Seema took care of Avi. And it wasn't always easy.
Seema
Avi, time to go to bed?
Judge
No.
Seema
Can you at least brush your teeth?
Audience Member/Child
No.
Seema
How about put on your pajamas?
Avi
No.
Seema
Okay, then how about not going to bed or brushing your teeth or putting on your pajamas?
Avi
I don't want to.
Seema
Oh, you don't want to not go to bed or brush your teeth or put on your pajamas? In that case, since you don't want to not do any of those things, then you will.
Rebecca Scheer
What?
Avi
Wait. You used your words to Trick me.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
One year, father had to leave his children for many, many months before he boarded his ship across the ocean. He promised he would support his kids by sending home money whenever he could. Now, mind you, our story takes place long before computers were a thing and you could send money with nothing more than an Internet connection and the press of a button. And perhaps a two factor verification or one of those picture thingies where you have to click certain images to prove you're not a robot.
Seema
To prove you're not a what?
Avi
What are you talking about?
Rebecca Scheer
You know what, it's not important.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The point is, back when our story takes place, you had to gather actual money, physical money, get it all packaged up, then send it across the ocean on a boat. Well, the year of Father's big journey, the seas were unusually rough. Very few ships could make the crossing through the stormy waters. So back at home, Seema and Avi's cozy cottage was growing less cozy by the day. Food and money were dwindling and worries were growing.
Seema
Avi, until we finally receive money from Father, we're going to have to tighten our belts.
Avi
Ugh, I hate wearing belts. They make my belly hurt.
Seema
What I mean is, we're going to have to cut back on the money we spend. How do you feel about cold cereal for dinner?
Avi
Oh, will you let me have some Cavity Crunch?
Seema
No.
Avi
How about Sugar Rush Crisp?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
No.
Avi
Count Calorie?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
No.
Avi
Okay, then how about if you don't let me have Cavity Crunch or Sugar Rush Crisp or Count Calorie?
Audience Member/Child
No.
Avi
Ah, you don't want to not let me have those cereals. In that case, grab me a bowl.
Audience Member/Child
What?
Rebecca Scheer
Wait.
Seema
You used your words to trick me.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Life for Seema and Avi was getting tougher and tougher. Then one day, they received a visit from a sea captain.
Sea Captain
Greetings, children. I am a sea captain.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The sea captain wore tall, shiny boots and an official looking coat. She told the children she had brought something from their father.
Sea Captain
Children, I have brought something from your father.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The siblings looked on eagerly as the captain presented a wooden box. Behold this wooden box filled with 100 silver coins.
Sea Captain
It is filled with 100 silver coins.
Avi
Um, is there an echo in here?
Rebecca Scheer
No.
Sea Captain
There are coins in here. I just told you that.
Avi
Right?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The siblings were grateful to finally receive money from father. They held their hands out with anticipation so the captain could give them the box. And she did give them the box, but only after reaching inside, scooping out the 100 silver coins and stuffing them into her her pockets. So the box she gave them was empty.
Seema
Hang on. What do you think you're doing?
Avi
Yeah, why are you giving us an empty box and keeping all the coins for yourself?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The sea captain smirked.
Sea Captain
It just so happens that I am within my rights to keep the 100 silver coins and give you the empty box. This letter explains everything.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
She handed Seema a folded up piece of paper. Oh my.
Seema
This letter is from Father.
Avi
What does he say?
Seema
He says I am writing this letter to confirm the following. The sea captain hereby agrees to transport this box of 100 silver coins across the sea. She will bring the box to my children, Seema and Avi. She will give my children whatever she likes as a reward for her troubles. She may keep the rest for herself.
Sea Captain
You see, your father instructed me to give you whatever I like. And what I would like is to give you this box. The coins I shall keep for myself. After all, do you think schlepping this money across the vast and deadly sea was a cakewalk?
Avi
What does cake have to do with anything?
Sea Captain
I mean, it isn't like I could send the money with nothing more than an Internet connection and the press of a button and perhaps a two factor verification or one of those picture thingies where you have to click certain images to prove you're not a robot.
Seema
Okay, what is this robot thing?
Avi
And what is a two factor vacation?
Sea Captain
The point is, I went through a lot of trouble bringing this box here, so I am keeping the coins. And if you don't like what I'm doing, what are you going to do? Take me to court.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Seema and Avi shared an anxious look. The last thing they expected expected during Father's absence was to stand before a judge. But what other option did they have?
Seema
Sure, yes, we'll take you to court right now.
Sea Captain
Fine. Let's go.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
On the way to the courthouse, thoughts spun through Seema and Avi's minds like a tornado. What would happen when they faced the judge? Would he side with a couple of kids or a fancy sea captain? The siblings had no way of knowing. All they could do was hope for the best and brace themselves for the worst. What do you think will happen when Seema and Avi meet the judge? We'll hear how our story unfolds after a quick break.
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Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
I'm Rebecca Scheer and welcome back to Circle Round live at Symphony hall in Boston, Massachusetts. Today our story is called Whatever you like. Before the break, Seema and Avi were headed to court. Their father, a traveling merchant, had sent a sea captain with a box of 100 silver coins. But instead of giving the siblings the coins, she just gave them the box and kept the coins for herself. The captain claimed she was within her rights because of a letter the merchant wrote. She gave the letter to the judge, who read it aloud from his seat at the bench.
Judge
I am writing this letter to confirm the following the sea captain hereby agrees to transport this box of 100 silver coins across the sea. She will bring the box to my children, Seema and Avi. She will give my children whatever she likes as a reward for her troubles. She may keep the rest for herself.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The judge put down the letter and turned toward the captain.
Judge
Captain, do you solemnly swear that this letter was written by the merchant Seema and Avi's father?
Sea Captain
Of course, you, Honor.
Judge
And Seema. Avi, do you recognize the handwriter? Is it truly your father's?
Seema
It is, your Honor.
Avi
We would know those chicken scratches anywhere.
Judge
Very well, Captain, let's return to you. If I have my story straight, when you visited Seema and Avi's cottage, you were Carrying the merchant's box filled with 100 silver coins. Is that correct?
Sea Captain
That is correct, you, Honor.
Judge
And you proceeded to keep the 100 silver coins and give Seema and Avi just the box?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Yes.
Sea Captain
After all, I was to give the children whatever I like. And what I would like is to give them the empty box. So I did nothing wrong. Look at the merchant's letter, you, Honor. The proof is right there in black and white.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Seema stole a glance at Avi. Tears filled his eyes, and he was wiping his nose with a handkerchief. Clearly, he was about to cry. Seema felt like she was, too.
Seema
Your Honor, if I may interject. My brother and I know that our father is a brilliant and generous man. There is no way he would allow the King Captain to cheat us like this.
Sea Captain
I'm not cheating anyone. I am simply following the merchant's instructions. Your Honor, would you read his letter again?
Judge
I'm supposed to be the one asking the questions. But, yes, I will read the merchant's letter again. I am writing this letter to confirm the following. The sea captain hereby agrees to transport this box of water, 100 silver coins, across the sea. She will bring the box to my children, Seema and Avi. She will give my children whatever she likes as a reward for her troubles. She may keep the rest for herself.
Sea Captain
You see, I've done nothing wrong. And now I'm rich.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Seema's urge to cry was becoming an urge to. She took a breath to center herself.
Seema
Your Honor, may I please have one more look at my father's letter?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The judge nodded and handed Seema the letter. She read it to herself, slowly and silently. Then she read it again. And again and again. And after her fifth, with time pouring over her father's words, she felt a.
Rebecca Scheer
Jolt crackle through her mind, like a light had switched on in her head.
Seema
Your Honor, I know you're the one who's supposed to ask questions of the defendant, but may I address the captain personally, please?
Judge
I'll allow it.
Audience Member/Child
Thank you.
Seema
Captain, I want to make sure things are crystal clear. When you were given the box of 100 coins, you decided pretty quickly that you liked those coins. Yes.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Duh.
Sea Captain
Who wouldn't like 100 silver coins?
Seema
And did you like the box?
Sea Captain
Not especially. It was old and scratched and battered.
Seema
Aha. You know what? I think we should make things official. We need to write this down. Your Honor, do you have a pen I could borrow?
Judge
Uh, you can use this fountain pen.
Seema
Thank you. And, Avi, would you mind handing me your handkerchief?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Avi gave his Nose a wipe.
Avi
It's kind of wet and slimy, but sure. Here you go.
Rebecca Scheer
Thanks.
Seema
Now, Captain, using this pen to write with and this hanky to write on, can you please record what you just told us? That you liked the 100 silver coins, but you did not like the box.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain rolled her eyes, then said, snatched the pen and hanky, and began to write.
Sea Captain
I liked the 100 silver coins. I did not like the box.
Seema
Now sign your name to make it official.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain scribbled her signature.
Audience Member/Child
Thank you.
Seema
Now give me and my brother the 100 silver coins.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain smacked a hand to her forehead.
Sea Captain
Are you a nincompoop? I would like the 100 silver coins. I just wrote it down.
Seema
I know you did, and that's why you must give the coins to us to quote.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Well, you.
Seema
The proof is right there in black and white.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain spun toward the judge.
Sea Captain
Your Honor, I have no idea what the merchant's daughter is talking about. She's spouting nonsense and completely out of order. You should throw this silly girl out of your court.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain expected the justice to agree and send Seema packing. But instead.
Judge
Actually, Captain, this silly girl is neither silly nor out of order. It took me a while to catch on, but if anyone is out of order, it's you.
Sea Captain
I don't understand.
Judge
Then please allow me to enlighten you.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The judge gave Sima a wink, then turned back to the captain.
Judge
Captain, the merchant's letter stated, and I quote, the sea captain will give my children whatever she likes and keep the rest for herself. Clearly you liked the 100 silver coins. You said so yourself. You wrote it too. Therefore, the 100 silver coins which you liked so very much are rightfully the children's. In the box which you didn't like is rightfully yours.
Audience Member/Child
What?
Sea Captain
Wait. You used your words to trick me.
Avi
Did we?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Though Avi was no longer crying, he was beaming.
Avi
Because I think you used our father's words to try and trick us.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
The captain froze. She opened her mouth to say something, anything, but nothing came out. After trying so hard to twist the merchant's words, she found herself at a loss for words. Well, now that the siblings rightfully had their 100 silver coins, they happily went back home, where they found a letter waiting.
Seema
Avi, this letter is from Father. He says that the seas have finally calmed, so he's coming home on the next boat. And since he's so sick and tired of missing his amazing children, he's staying home for good.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
Seema and Avi shared a grin. Then they shared a hug because the idea of finally being together as a family wasn't just something the two siblings love liked, it was something they loved.
Rebecca Scheer
Now it's your turn. There are many ways to play with words, and one of my personal favorites is the pun. A pun creates humor using a word or phrase with multiple meanings or using similar sounding words. Find a grownup and start brainstorming jokes with a question and answer that involve puns. For instance, why did the bike take a nap?
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
It was too tired.
Rebecca Scheer
Why wouldn't the shrimp share its toys? It was a little shellfish. I could go on and on, but I won't. Instead, come up with a punny joke of your own. Then share it with us. Have your grown up. Email your punny Q and A to circleroundbur.org with your permission. We may feature it in the monthly Circle Round newsletter or the Lion's Roar. This week's story, whatever your like, was adapted by me, Rebecca Scheer. It was edited by Dean Russell. Circle Round's composer is Eric Shimalonis, who conducted our world class ensemble from the Boston Symphony Orchestra. Kathy Basrak on viola, Rachel Childers on horn, Chris El Chico on clarinet, Clint Foreman on flute, Ben Levy on double bass and Suzanne Nelson on bassoon. Special thanks to everyone at the bso including Chad Smith, Tony Fogg, Mark Rulison, Angie Di Sozio, James Campbell, Dana Falloon, Jason Lenhard, Stephen Ponchzek, Amy Aldrich, Jason Lyon and Kelly Carmosino.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
And a big Circle round of applause.
Rebecca Scheer
For our actors at Symphony Hall, Mary Faber, Josh Gondelman, Lamont Price and Jessica Rao. You grown ups may know actor, singer and puppeteer Mary Faber from TV shows like Parks and Recreation and Kidding.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
She's graced the Broadway stage in musicals.
Rebecca Scheer
Like Avenue Q, American Idiot and How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. She's appearing in the Musical at New York City center through November 9th. Josh Gondelman is a stand up comedian and Emmy award winning writer. You NPR fans know from Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. The NPR News quiz Grown Ups. You can find his comedy specials, People Pleaser and Positive Reinforcement streaming online. And you kids can hear him oodles of Circle Round episodes recorded live at Symphony hall and Tanglewood. Named Best Comedian in Boston by Boston Magazine and one of Comedy Central's Comics to Watch by Comedy Central. Lamont Price has brought his humor to every major comedy festival.
Narrator (Rebecca Scheer)
He's also appeared in Triumph, the Insult.
Rebecca Scheer
Comic, Dog's Election Special, on Hulu and in Funny or Die's oddball Comedy tour Singer and actor Jessica Rao has appeared in dozens of of Circle Round stories, including live episodes from Los Angeles and San Francisco. She has voiced characters in many video games including Cobra Kai. The Karate Kid Saga continues. You kids can hear her voice in the films Wish sing and Pitch Perfect 3. Circle Round's artist is Sabina Hahn. Sabina has created a black and white coloring page for all of our Circle Round stories and you can print them out and color them in grown ups. Visit our website wbor.org CircleRound and click on coloring pages. Love the stories you hear on Circle Round. Leave us a five star rating or review on your favorite podcast app and please tell your friends about the show. With your help we can make the Circle Round circle even bigger. Circle Round is a production of wbur, Boston's NPR News station. I'm Rebecca Shear. Thanks for Circling Round with us. Now that you've made it to the end of this Circle Round episode, we want to know what's your favorite Circle Round story? Thousands of fans just like you have been telling us about the Circle Round stories they like best. Take a listen. Maybe one of their favorites is one of yours too.
Sea Captain
My name is Rupert and I live in Sook, B.C. and my favorite circle round story is Three Clever Brothers and I don't know, I just like it.
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Live from Symphony Hall, Boston
Release Date: November 4, 2025
Running Time: ~25 minutes
Host/Narrator: Rebecca Scheer
Featuring: Boston Symphony Orchestra musicians and actors Mary Faber, Josh Gondelman, Lamont Price, Jessica Rao
“Whatever You Like” is a clever, wordplay-driven adaptation of tales from Jewish and Indian folklore, performed live with musical accompaniment from the Boston Symphony Orchestra. The story spotlights the value of thinking critically and weighing our words, as well as themes of fairness, cleverness, and familial bonds. The episode wraps up with a playful invitation to listeners to create their own wordplay, fostering creativity and family connection.
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Words can be tricky. Sometimes they're as slippery as a banana peel. And as we'll hear in today's story, if you don't weigh your words, they can easily be twisted."
“Wait. You used your words to trick me.” — Avi ([04:18])
“Ugh, I hate wearing belts. They make my belly hurt.”
“You used your words to trick me.” — Seema ([06:36])
“She will give my children whatever she likes as a reward for her troubles. She may keep the rest for herself.”
“Now give me and my brother the 100 silver coins.”
"Captain, the merchant's letter stated, and I quote, the sea captain will give my children whatever she likes and keep the rest for herself. Clearly you liked the 100 silver coins. You said so yourself. You wrote it, too. Therefore, the 100 silver coins which you liked so very much are rightfully the children's. And the box which you didn't like is rightfully yours." ([21:17] Judge)
"Wait. You used your words to trick me." — Sea Captain ([21:57])
“Because I think you used our father's words to try and trick us.” ([22:05] Avi)
“…the idea of finally being together as a family wasn’t just something the two siblings liked, it was something they loved.”
Wordplay at Home:
“You used your words to trick me.” — Avi ([04:18])
“You used your words to trick me.” — Seema ([06:36])
The Story’s Crux:
"She will give my children whatever she likes as a reward… keep the rest for herself.” — Letter from Father ([08:26], [14:17])
The Clever Twist:
“Now give me and my brother the 100 silver coins.” — Seema ([20:03])
"The proof is right there in black and white." — Seema ([20:28])
"This silly girl is neither silly nor out of order. If anyone is out of order, it’s you." — Judge ([20:53])
Resolution:
“…the 100 silver coins which you liked so very much are rightfully the children’s.” — Judge ([21:17])
“Wait. You used your words to trick me.” — Sea Captain ([21:57])
[23:27] Host Rebecca Scheer talks about pun-making as a fun family activity:
“There are many ways to play with words, and one of my personal favorites is the pun. A pun creates humor using a word or phrase with multiple meanings or using similar sounding words. Find a grownup and start brainstorming jokes with a question and answer that involve puns.”
Examples:
Listeners are encouraged to send their jokes to Circle Round.
For more stories, episodes, and creative activities, visit wbur.org/circleround.