Negligent Discharge Friday - 5/30/25 - Cleared Hot - Powered By BRCC

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Andy (0:00)

This is how we were just talking about how much it must suck to not be able to do your job.

Michael (0:03)

I would have noticed it.

Andy (0:05)

All right, first we got to do our intro and ad read, because we're just going to do all this at once. All right, so what kind of episode are we going to have today?

Michael (0:11)

Well, I have questions, but if you also have questions, we can do those. It's up to you.

Andy (0:15)

We'll see if your questions lead me to questions I may have. We're going to open with a review of your European vacation is what we're going to do. We'll call this Michael's European Adventures. Do you have a picture of you in front of, like, something cool and European?

Michael (0:31)

Let me see. Maybe not in front of something. I have a picture of me with my family.

Andy (0:35)

All right, well, I'll have to blur out all their faces.

Michael (0:38)

Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't know if they really want to be on or shown quite yet.

Andy (0:42)

Fine. Well, while you're looking for that. So that's what you're gonna get today, everybody. You're gonna get some version of Q and A. Michael is, again, not prepared and literally just tried to screw us over by hitting record. And I'm watching. I would have over your shoulder doing your job for you yet again. So that's what you're gonna get. I'll do an ad read here in a second. It's actually already done, so I'll just insert that. Are you caught up on your coffee orders?

Michael (1:05)

Yeah.

Andy (1:06)

Okay, good. So just so you guys know, the delay was 100% Michael's fault because he was on vacation.

Michael (1:12)

He may have been out of the country.

Andy (1:13)

Yeah, you were out of the country. Probably my fault for launching it when you were out of the country. We still have some left. I'll put that into the show. Notes other than that. All right, boom, Here we go. Today's episode is brought to you by Spartan Forge. I don't know the best way to approach this ad read. Should I talk about hunting? Because that is what the app is designed for. Should I talk about aviation? Because that's actually what I've been using it for in my non hunting season. How about both? All right. Founded by Bill Thompson. I had him on the show. He is one of those guys where you start worrying about yourself because he's so smart, and you realize, oh, we're the same species, but we're not the same. His job was to create, find, and solve innovative solutions on the battlefield. Imagine taking somebody with 20 years of that Background and applying that towards hunting, specifically the Spartan Forge app. We're talking imagery. We're talking all of the same stuff that other traditional hunting apps are using and then some satellite imagery which you can look at over multiple years is really interesting, actually, to see how things change over time. And one of the main features, and this is where I overlay into aviation, is the lidar. That tool. Flying the helicopter has probably been my most valuable tool. I pair it with foreflight, which, if you've watched any of the videos I've put up, you can see exactly how I do it. It allows you to see through the foliage, and I get a much better idea of the actual slope angle that I'm looking at. Yes, you can look at a topographical map. That's valuable as well. This LiDAR IM is unbelievable. If you go over to their website, though, spartanforge AI, they have an amazing amount of tools. I've seen them announcing everything from looking at natural disaster relief and updating imagery to what I'm looking at right now. This gives you the ability to roll the time of day and see where the shadows are going to align. Do I need to be on an eastern slope or a western slope? It also has an AI tool, and I've used this tool. And you could ask it about setting up a rifle, setting up a hunt, tagging requirements. Think about this from the perspective of somebody who wants to get into hunting that doesn't have a mentor. I'm not saying it completely replaces it, but it is an amazing tool. This software suite is sick. I use it. I have it on my aviation iPad. I have it on my phone. I have it on my laptop. Spartanforge AI, if you're into the outdoors, add this to your quiver immediately. Spartanforge AI, Back to the show.

Summary

Cleared Hot: Negligent Discharge Friday - 5/30/25

Hosts: Andy Stumpf and Michael

Release Date: May 30, 2025

1. Michael's European Adventures [03:51 - 07:48]

The episode kicks off with Andy and Michael delving into Michael's recent European vacation, aptly titled "Michael's European Adventures." Michael shares insights into his family's heritage trip, emphasizing the significance of exploring their roots.

Family Heritage Exploration: Michael discusses visiting Norwich in the UK, where their ancestral village resides. He remarks, “We had, like, a whole church to ourselves. It's a small church, but it's pretty cool” ([05:35]).
Dublin Base: The family was based in Dublin, allowing them to explore nearby regions within a two-hour train ride. Michael shares, “We were in Dublin. We were like based in Dublin. But everywhere we wanted to go was like at most a two-hour train ride” ([05:49]).
Cultural Experiences: The conversation touches on enjoying Guinness in Ireland, with Michael affirming, “Yeah, it is better in Ireland” ([06:03]).
Family Bonding: Traveling with a large family, including grandparents and cousins, provided a rich bonding experience despite the challenges of managing seven people. Michael reflects, “Traveling with seven people, that is a lot” ([11:19]).

2. Personal Dynamics and Relationships [07:48 - 28:07]

After the travel segment, Andy and Michael navigate through personal topics, particularly focusing on their dynamic and the perception of their relationship by listeners.

Audience Perception: Andy addresses an email from a listener urging him to "stop pushing your fantasy of a woman on Michael." He states, “I realized there's such a difference between somebody hearing what you're saying and listening to what you're saying” ([07:54]).
Friendship Banter: The hosts engage in lighthearted banter about loneliness and relationships, with Michael admitting, “It's really. I mean, once you get past the being by yourself, it's not lonely” ([08:54]).
Operation Mishap – Base Jumping Plans: They introduce a new series titled "Operation Mishap," discussing their adventures in base jumping. Andy reassures Michael about the safety measures in place, saying, “It’s gonna happen, and you are gonna steer it into the water and you're gonna be good” ([10:47]).
Future Travel Plans: The duo contemplates future vacations, mentioning potential trips to Puerto Rico and Croatia. Michael expresses interest in Croatia, noting, “I've heard it's similar to Italy” ([42:55]).

3. Wildlife Interactions and Safety [28:07 - 43:59]

Transitioning from personal stories, Andy and Michael address the often-dangerous interactions between tourists and wildlife, emphasizing the importance of respecting nature.

Yellowstone Encounters: Andy recounts an incident in Yellowstone National Park where tourists attempted to interact closely with a bighorn sheep. He observes, “Why do people do that?” ([30:29]).
Wildlife Respect: The hosts stress the importance of not making eye contact or attempting to engage with wild animals. Andy advises, “Don’t make eye contact either” ([31:38]).
Grizzly Bear Incident: They discuss a video featuring a man irresponsibly feeding a grizzly bear bread, highlighting the potential dangers. Michael succinctly sums it up, “That's kind of crazy” ([31:03]).

4. Predator Interview and Crime Discussion [28:07 - 43:59]

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to dissecting a chilling interview with a predator who discusses his motives and methods.

Analyzing the Predator's Motives: The predator explains his calculated approach to selecting victims, stating, “I worked with people who had younger brothers. I socialized with those people so I could get in touch with their younger brothers and begin grooming process” ([38:23]).
Hosts' Reaction: Andy and Michael express their disbelief and horror at the disturbingly methodical nature of the predator's actions. Andy comments, “I think violence should be avoided at all costs” ([40:10]).
Moral Reflections: The conversation shifts to the ethics of violence and personal safety, with Michael pondering the nature of survival instincts in such dangerous encounters.

5. Hypothetical Alien Invasion Call Signs Q&A [31:53 - 37:50]

In a lighter yet imaginative segment, Andy poses a hypothetical scenario to Michael about assigning call signs during an alien invasion.

Assigning Call Signs: The hosts humorously brainstorm call signs for various personalities, reflecting their camaraderie and playful rapport. For instance, Andy assigns Evan Hafer the call sign “Micro SF” ([32:30]) and suggests “Domestic Terrorist” or “DV1” for Mike Glover ([32:53]).
Self-Designation: Michael contemplates his own call sign, eventually settling on “Pussy Viper” and “Cabbage Patch” as humorous options ([37:03]).
Creative Exchange: The segment showcases their ability to engage creatively, blending humor with tactical thinking.

6. Closing Remarks and Future Topics [37:50 - 43:59]

The episode concludes with reflections on personal relationships and upcoming topics.

Family Anecdotes: Andy shares a humorous story about his father, illustrating generational differences and connections. He recounts, “She looked at him and said, grampy, you know what it is?” ([43:22]).
Upcoming Content Tease: Andy hints at future explorations and discussions, leaving listeners anticipating the next episode’s content.

Notable Quotes

Andy on Family Heritage Trip: “We had, like, a whole church to ourselves. It's a small church, but it's pretty cool” ([05:35]).
Michael on Guinness in Ireland: “Yeah, it is better in Ireland” ([06:03]).
Andy on Audience Perception: “I realized there's such a difference between somebody hearing what you're saying and listening to what you're saying” ([07:54]).
Michael on Loneliness: “It's really. I mean, once you get past the being by yourself, it's not lonely” ([08:54]).
Andy on Base Jumping Safety: “It’s gonna happen, and you are gonna steer it into the water and you're gonna be good” ([10:47]).
Andy on Wildlife Respect: “Don’t make eye contact either” ([31:38]).
Predator's Statement: “I worked with people who had younger brothers. I socialized with those people so I could get in touch with their younger brothers and begin grooming process” ([38:23]).
Andy on Violence: “I think violence should be avoided at all costs” ([40:10]).
Andy on Call Signs: “Domestic Terrorist” or “DV1” ([32:53]).

This episode of Cleared Hot weaves together personal stories, ethical discussions, and light-hearted segments, showcasing Andy and Michael's dynamic rapport. From exploring family heritage in Europe to confronting the harsh realities of wildlife interactions and violent crimes, the hosts provide listeners with a blend of insightful commentary and engaging banter. The inclusion of humorous hypotheticals, like assigning call signs during an alien invasion, further adds to the episode's appeal, making it both thought-provoking and entertaining for those tuning in for the first time.