Negligent Discharge Friday - With Michael Shelton - Cleared Hot - Powered By BRCC

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Michael (0:29)

Good morning everybody. We're back. Friday programming for today. We talk about it at the very beginning of the episode. Michael's mother demanded more content. So we agreed, we said we were going to do it. I told Michael to be ready. He showed up to work not ready, which shouldn't surprise anybody. Did he pull it out of his ass? Probably. Is he a game time player? Let's not give him credit for that. So I don't even know what to call today. It's not Andy versus Michael. And I forget what we were calling it. Negligent Discharge Friday. It's kind of a mix because I thought we were going to do one, he thought we were going to do the other. We really just smashed it all together and here we are. So that's the programming for this Friday. Before we get into it, help me pay the bills. Stay tuned for 90 seconds, then we'll be into the show. Today's episode is brought to you by Peak Tea. Let me just start by saying this. This isn't your grandmother's tea. I am very new to the tea world. Traditionally. I thought it was kind of like your grandma's tea. You get a kettle, whatever, steam some water up or heat some water up until it's steaming, pour it into a cup and put the tea bag in. Well, that's not what this is and it's one of the things I actually really like. So let's talk about two specific teas. Their pu erh tea bundle. I have in front of me their black tea and their green tea. This is the box that it comes in, but this is the little sachet that the tea itself comes in. As you can tell, very different. So this is what it looks like in the box I opened up the green tea. Another cool thing that they're going to send you with. The offer all reach at the end is this really cool beaker which I filled up with 10 ounces of water and this little blender Slash frother. So what am I going to do right now? I'm gonna show you how easy it is. You rip open the little perforated edge, you can pour the tea right in there. This is one of their black teas which is gonna focus on digestion and metabolism. Let's see if we can get the sound effects.

Andy (2:32)

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Michael (2:36)

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Summary

Cleared Hot: Negligent Discharge Friday with Michael Shelton

Host: Andy Stumpf
Guest: Michael Shelton
Release Date: April 11, 2025

1. Introduction and Format Changes (00:29 - 05:14)

In this episode of Cleared Hot, host Andy Stumpf welcomes listener Michael Shelton for a unique blend of segments under the banner "Negligent Discharge Friday." This format combines elements they initially planned to separate, resulting in a more dynamic and varied discussion.

Andy: "Michael's mother demanded more content. So we agreed, we said we were going to do it." [00:29]

The duo acknowledges the spontaneity of the episode's format, highlighting the blend of prepared and impromptu topics.

2. Hygiene and Accessibility: A Challenging Question (05:02 - 09:20)

Andy introduces a thought-provoking question from his mother: "How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?" This segment delves into the practical and psychological aspects of personal hygiene for individuals with visual impairments.

Michael: "How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass? This has been on my mind for about 72 hours." [07:02]

They explore various solutions, such as using bidets and the potential for assistance from trusted individuals, emphasizing the importance of dignity and independence.

Andy: "I would probably use a bidet, and then, honestly, I would probably go with the." [09:07]

3. The Morality of Dropping Atomic Bombs on Japan (10:37 - 21:57)

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing the ethical implications of the United States dropping two atomic bombs on Japan during World War II. Michael and Andy examine the historical context, casualty figures, and the broader consequences of such decisive actions in warfare.

Michael: "There is an access to whatever belief you and I may have. Right. So there's somebody out there who thinks what you believe with all your heart is wrong." [11:05]

They weigh the immediate impact of the bombings—210,000 lives lost—in contrast to the potential prolonged conflict and greater casualties had an invasion been pursued.

Andy: "140,000 Hiroshima, 74,000 in Nagasaki." [13:02]
Michael: "Killing 210,000 people. Did we save a half a million?" [13:44]

The conversation underscores the complexity of moral judgments in war, acknowledging that such decisions often exist in a gray area rather than clear-cut right or wrong.

4. Purple Hearts Stockpile Controversy (21:57 - 26:48)

Andy brings up a headline claiming that the United States has ceased minting new Purple Hearts, relying instead on a stockpile amassed for a potential invasion of Japan. This sparks a discussion on military honors, the practicalities of award distribution, and the authenticity of such claims.

Andy: "We read a headline that said the United States hasn't minted any new Purple Hearts." [22:13]

They explore the logistical challenges of storing a million Purple Hearts and highlight the dubious nature of the headline, suggesting it may be exaggerated or misinformed.

Michael: "Where would you keep a million of those?" [24:28]

The segment concludes with skepticism about the legitimacy of the claim and a brief detour into buying replica Purple Hearts online.

5. Analyzing Plane Crashes During Skydiving (28:14 - 55:11)

The conversation shifts to analyzing viral videos of plane crashes during skydiving activities. Michael and Andy dissect specific incidents, evaluating the decisions made by pilots and jumpers, and discuss the inherent risks involved in such extreme sports.

Andy: "Here's the video of it." [32:01]
Michael: "How did the two airplanes come into contact?" [47:32]

They highlight the lack of proper training and awareness among participants, emphasizing the dangers of multitasking (pilots monitoring jumpers while handling controls) and the unrealistic expectations some skydivers have about aviation safety.

Michael: "You're pushed forward by the propeller wash and gravity." [49:53]

The duo stresses the importance of adhering to safety protocols and the folly of attempting risky maneuvers for the sake of content creation.

6. Lighthearted Banter and Outtakes (55:11 - End)

Towards the end of the episode, Andy and Michael engage in casual and humorous discussions, touching on topics like attempted MMA fights by untrained individuals, visiting landmark locations, and personal anecdotes about their social lives and friendships.

Michael: "Why do people think that they know how to fight?" [65:44]

They share laughs over viral videos, discuss the futility of confrontations without proper training, and playfully tease each other about future podcast episodes featuring Andy's brothers.

Andy: "We could definitely set that up." [70:27]

Notable Quotes

Andy: "This isn't your grandmother's tea." [02:36]
(Introduces Peak Tea advertisement segment)
Michael: "There is an access to whatever belief you and I may have." [11:05]
(Discussing the complexity of moral judgments in war)
Michael: "War isn't precise." [34:20]
(Acknowledges the inherent uncertainties in military operations)
Andy: "You're a piece of lavender, a flower." [17:44]
(Teasing Michael's temperament)

Conclusion

"Negligent Discharge Friday" offers a blend of serious discussions and lighthearted interactions, showcasing Andy and Michael's ability to navigate complex topics while maintaining an engaging and relatable rapport. From exploring the ethics of historical wartime decisions to dissecting dangerous recreational activities, this episode provides listeners with both insightful commentary and entertaining banter.

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