520 in the Morning - Jeff Teague on Celtics BLOWING OUT Lakers, Maxey DUNKS on Anthony Edwards, Knicks BEAT Bulls

Summary

Club 520 Podcast: 520 in the Morning

Episode theme:
Jeff Teague & crew react to a night of NBA blowouts, crazy highlights, and college hoops drama
Release Date: February 23, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn

Overview

This episode of Club 520 Podcast features Jeff Teague and his co-hosts breaking down a jam-packed NBA weekend: the Celtics blowing out the Lakers, Tyrese Maxey dunking all over Anthony Edwards, and the Knicks narrowly beating the Bulls. The crew brings their signature humor, candid basketball insight, and barbershop-style debates as they dish on hot performances, personal stories, coaching styles, and standout moments from both the NBA and college hoops.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Celtics Demolish Lakers (03:29–07:57)

• Game recap: Boston Celtics destroy the LA Lakers, 111–89. Jalen Brown scores 32/8/7; Payton Pritchard drops 38/4 on just 13 shots; LeBron finishes with 25/4.
• Payton Pritchard highlight:
  • "Pritchard, ever since Kay Clark" (03:36)
  • "13 shots, brother. Lot of buckets." (03:51)
  • "Nigga didn’t miss." (03:54) – Jeff Teague
• Discussion on MVP chatter for Jalen Brown:
  • Should JB be in MVP discussions given his leadership with the squad?
  • Praise for Celtics’ quality wins despite missing players.
• LeBron's scoring record:
  • Host marvels that no one will touch LeBron’s 43K career points (07:09–07:51):

    "No, bro. Doing this on purpose now...he just...Ron got about another 3,000 points in."
    "He really does, bro." – Jeff Teague (07:29)

  • Admiration for LeBron’s durability over 20+ years.

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Tyrese Maxey and the Sixers Smash Timberwolves (09:34–13:23)

• Maxey goes off:
  • 39 points in a 135–108 rout. Hosts call out his All-NBA case:

    "Tyrese Maxey is first team All-NBA, bro. I’m rolling, him and K [Cunningham]." (09:47) – Teague

  • Analysis on Maxey’s value and Philly’s playoff outlook even without Embiid.
• Dunk of the night:
  • Maxey’s wild poster:

    "He decides, what am I gonna do? I’m trying to tear on these. Jesus." (10:10) – Bishop

• First Team All-NBA debate:
  • Who gets first team: Luka? Shai? Cade? Tyrese?

    "He having a hell of a year, kid." (12:09) – Teague

• Donovan Mitchell vs. Tyrese Maxey:
  • "No, I’ll pick Tyrese over Donovan Mitchell." (12:48) – Teague

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Knicks Outlast Bulls & Brunson’s Quiet Night (14:16–16:55)

• Knicks take down Bulls, 105–99:
  • Cat with 28/11; Brunson finishes 19/9.
  • Bulls “just hurt our feelings, man.” (14:34)
• Bulls’ struggles get roasted:
  • "That Bulls is trash, though. I like how y'all don't be talking about the Bulls no more." (14:55)
• Knicks skepticism:
  • "I ain't sold on the Knicks, bro." (16:15)
  • Debating if the Knicks' starting five is actually a threat in the playoffs.

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Around the NBA: Magic, Clippers, Hornets, Thunder, and More

Magic-Clippers, Desmond Bane Shines (16:58–21:08)

• Desmond Bane gets flowers for another scoring burst.
• "Desmond Bane is a bucket, bro. Flat out." (17:16) – Teague

Lamelo Ball’s Breakout Game and the Hornets (30:14–33:15)

• Lamelo drops 37/8/7 in just 30 minutes:
  • "The real is back." (30:45)
  • "Lamelo is still a dog, bro." (31:21)
• Discussion on maturity under new coach Charles Lee:
  • "That coach was the best thing for him, bro. Sit your ass down." (30:51)
• Hosts joke about LaMelo’s driving mishaps, urge him to stick with Uber for safety.

Thunder’s Young Talent Rolls Cavs (33:13–33:48)

• Isaiah Joe and Cason Wallace carry OKC.
• Praise for Thunder’s coach and system developing young talent.

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Candid NBA & College Stories, Trivia & “Super Chat” (53:30+)

• ’91 UNLV vs Fab Five:
  • "Fab Five, 'cause I never seen the other team." (21:51)
  • "UNLV was nice though. I heard about 'em, but I ain’t seen 'em." (21:58)
• Young player potential, coaching:
  • Coaches discuss how best to prep teams for state tournaments:

    "It’s one game at a time... nothing to leave in the tank. If you’re a senior, it might be your last time ever playing." (62:50) – Teague

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College Basketball Highlights & Brawls (41:01–54:31)

• Duke-Michigan showdown:
  • Praise for Cam Boozer’s NBA-ready game:

    "He’s the one, bro... he the best in college, bro." (41:38; 42:40) – Teague

  • Sibling height envy:

    "How mad would y’all be if that’s your twin brother and you 6’3”, he’s 6’10”? I’m shitty, bro." (42:04)

• BYU’s freshman phenom:
  • 29/10/9 near triple-double leads to speculation about his NBA potential.
• Wild college game brawl:
  • "Everybody getting suspended... that’s NBA shit." (50:23–50:34)
  • "My type of man." (51:01), hosts revel in chaos.

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Women’s Basketball, WNBA & Boxing Moments (54:17–59:55)

• Olivia Miles impressive triple-double:
  • "She went crazy against Iowa State. 26, 10 and 10." (54:17)
• Unrivaled league, Chelsea Gray debated:
  • "This was terrible. She didn’t even—the girl behind her didn’t even move, bro. She just stood there. That was weak, bro." (58:17) – Teague
• Clarissa Shields’ boxing win with Boosie walkout:
  • "Said it’s the greatest walkout ever. Boosie good." (59:52)

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Super Chat Q&A & Personal Stories (61:24–64:48)

• Korver vs. Reddick shooter debate:
  • "Korver." – All three agree (61:27)
• Brandon Roy vs. Moo, and guards talk.
• Jeff Teague on scoring vs. UNC & Duke in college:
  • "All them Carolina teams knew what the fuck was up." (62:29)
• Advice for high school hoops tournaments:
  • "Embrace the moment... nothing to leave in the tank." (62:50) – Teague

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• “Payton Pritchard… 13 shots, brother. Lot of buckets. … Nigga didn’t miss.” – Jeff Teague (03:51–03:54)
• "Anytime somebody hit you with eight twins, bro. That’s disrespectful." (05:01)
• "No, bro, doing this on purpose now. Ron got about another 3,000 points in... He really does, bro." – Jeff Teague on LeBron’s scoring (07:14–07:29)
• "Tyrese Maxey is one of those. First team All-NBA, bro." (09:47)
• "Jalen Brown, MVP conversation? He leading this squad." (05:15–05:28)
• "LaMelo is still a dog, bro." (31:21)
• "He the best in college, bro... You can plug and play right away." – On Cam Boozer (42:40–42:46)

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Segment Timestamps

| Section | Timestamps | |---------------------------------------|-----------------------| | Celtics blowout Lakers | 03:29–07:57 | | Tyrese Maxey vs. Timberwolves | 09:34–13:23 | | Knicks beat Bulls | 14:16–16:55 | | Magic/Clippers, Desmond Bane segment | 16:58–21:08 | | Hornets & LaMelo Ball | 30:14–33:15 | | Thunder’s Youth, Hawks vs. Nets | 33:13–34:42 | | NBA Super Chat, debates & stories | 53:30–61:24 | | College Hoops highlights | 41:01–54:31 | | Women’s hoops, Unrivaled, boxing | 54:17–59:55 | | Super chat Q&A, coaching advice | 61:24–64:48 |

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Memorable Barbershop Banter

• The crew’s side jokes and game references keep the energy up—playful arguments over All-NBA spots, calling out each other’s picks, and subtle trash talk about squads like the Bulls and Knicks.
• Roasting Lamelo’s driving and debating his progression under coach Charles Lee.
• Making fun of awkward on-court moments and college game brawls.

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Conclusion

This episode is a fast-paced, joke-packed deep dive into a wild NBA and college basketball weekend.
If you missed the games, Club 520 brings you all the context, highlights, and inside conversations—plus, plenty of laughs and real talk about today’s hoopers and the state of the game.

Transcript

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Yeah, man, it's HBCU week, okay? We throwing them in the parlays today for sure.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout out to everybody who had that late from the weekend, I believe Kansas State, where oh boy. Went on record and blocked the layup. Hard robbing with our boy Deck. Get it? How you live? For sure, man. Last but certain not least, shout out to the good people over there in StockX. We tapped in. Shout out to my boy Dale. I'm your host. My name is D.J.

[Sports Analyst 3]

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[Sports Analyst 2]

Full House on this Monday morning. We got Bishop, Teague and Mook. How y' all doing?

[Sports Analyst 3]

What's happening, bro?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Look, Throw that too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, that was crazy. We talking about in the five, but there was no reason for that man to get on the court.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Just ran out the gym, bro. We got to do better, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Stop disrespecting our games, man. There been a lot of hoops over the weekend. Let's get straight to it, man. It Celtics put belts of ass against the lakers yesterday, man. 111 to 89. Shout out to JB. He had 32, 8 and 7. Payton Pritchard had 38 and 4 on 13 shots. Luka had 25 and 5. LeBron had 25 and 4. But he love the highlights. Peyton Brishard ever since Kay Clark.

[Sports Analyst 1]

13 shots.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All 13 shots, brother. Lot of buckets.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Nigga didn't miss.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, yeah. Come here, Vo.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They said it was a push off. Is it a push off?

[Sports Analyst 1]

No. Wow. Go ass up,

[Sports Analyst 2]

Vano. Get well soon, brother. I love to see this, but ar white and white crime during black history month. Oh.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Oh my God. He got heavens,

[Sports Analyst 2]

bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah,

[Sports Analyst 3]

Turn up, B. Shout out to Reggie Miller too.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That did look like Kane Clark type man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Watch your mouth.

[Sports Analyst 1]

It did.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I see Cece do that in Games version 4.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Very similar. I'll ever disrespect my game. I'm doing this against grown ass, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Here's a Luca highlight on defense. Run it one more time.

[Sports Analyst 3]

She played against the studs, bro. This is real diggings, bro. Out here. Authentic men.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Who's not authentic?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nope. Hey, give me your favor one more time, please. Luca Low lights is crazy. On defense. But, hey, anytime somebody hit you with eight twins, bro. That's disrespectful, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This move was nasty. We showed it seven times. Come here. That ain't touch no ring. Hey, talk bad to him. Hit no that, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

30 on 13 shots. Hell of a game at the Celtics. AR number two in the east, man. Should JB be involved in MVP conversations? Okay. Definitely leading this squad. They getting quality wins regardless who's on the court. Putting belt. We did not expect this at all. Shout out to Peyton Pritchard, though. Bounce back had early season woes, but this 0:16. Could they make a run in the playoffs in the East?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, it will in the East.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, okay.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Somebody loan I. I see it. Somebody low. Yeah, he's smiling.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Somebody loading up, they say, you know what I'm saying? The real might be on the way back.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, somebody loading up that. I think they really can make a run.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That was being funny. They were just like. Yeah, they was like, jt only go to the good cities on the. On the road for rehab. He pulled up to la, but he pulled up tonight where they played the Pacers. Respect. Respect. Respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Was here. He was here when they played.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Okay. Respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, he was here. Shout out to my nigga.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He getting his work in, man. In the gym, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We gonna see, man. Post game, LeBron talk about him and Jalen Brown's relationship.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You said about Bronnie and Summer league.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I was wondering if you guys were

[Sports Analyst 1]

able to get past that. Other than that. Other than that, you know, we've been all right. You know, were you guys able to get past that? You know, we'd be all right. We'd be all right.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, we'd be all right.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I think he went on. He went on social media and said something about it. It's all good. But Ronnie got a long way to go, but that's another story.

[Matt Rogers]

So

[Sports Analyst 2]

how that conversation went? Also, we gave.

[Sports Analyst 3]

What'd he say?

[Sports Analyst 2]

You know what I'm saying? So we figured it out.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He said Bronny ain't no pro, but he was courtside. Bron was the same one saying Bronny was better than NBA players in high school. So you can't be mad when somebody else say something.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, damn.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, but speaking of LeBron shout out

[Sports Analyst 1]

to him 43k, man, but shit, I'm Bron, nigga. I'm Jalen Brown. N My son, my son. My son better than you. That's why I don't think he is. So I said it.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I was just talking to 43 came for LeBron. Anybody ever come close to that record of scoring, man?

[Sports Analyst 1]

No, bro. Doing this on purpose now. He just.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Ron got about another 3,000 points in.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 3]

No, bro, it legit got another 3k in him, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He really does, bro.

[Bowen Yang]

For real.

[Sports Analyst 2]

You got it next year then. It's not going to happen, bro. The real ass dance is on the way, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Nobody's going to be healthy enough to break the record. Facts, like, think about it. He's a super superstar. Was healthy for 20 plus years straight.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I think Brian that's what one season where he missed a bunch of games with that ankle injury. Yeah. When he first got to the Lakers. Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, he missed a bunch ankle and growing.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, it was crazy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

But it was already too late by the end, though. Yeah, other than that, bro, he didn't play healthy for 20 plus years, bro. It's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We've seen LeBron twist an ankle, just run harder to fix it, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That stumped his foot and clacked and cracked his neck and was back hooping. I've never seen me and Deshaun. I wish I could find desean Stevenson. Wherever you at, gang.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He was one of my homies, bruh.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I ain't see you in a long time, man. I hope you healthy, doing good, man. I gotta get you on the P, bro. You for sure. He is hilarious. Yeah. If y' all can find desean Stevenson, please tell him we looking for him.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Y' all been in the same locker room is hilarious.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He had a Mohawk, too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, okay. That's.

[Sports Analyst 1]

What the fuck he doing.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Nah, I was just saying. Oh, God. We talking about Mohawks, man. Check out the pod at 12, man. Crazy ISO on the way. Respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Don't ever do no promo for her. Talking about my. Got that same.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Got the strap.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That was crazy. They was talking about being looking like. Look like saucy.

[Sports Analyst 3]

This you said?

[Sports Analyst 1]

All right. A barber shop. He just had a chin strap. They was like, I got the handle bar.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Then they show Diddy with the mohawk. I said that lame as hell for that. Jeff got the same soul patch on his. He said, hey, I got here like, did

[Sports Analyst 2]

you? That's a wild player. Big whistle to the Laker. Shout out to hell, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Y' all stupid.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, moving on to 76ers. Put belt as against be his temple wolves yesterday. 135, 108. Mr. Maxi. Another day at the office. 39. Oh, we got 1,000%. Go ahead, load it up.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Lou Mad Max. Tyrese Maxi is one of those first team on NBA, bro. I'm rolling him and K cutting.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, looked at it.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, last night.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Running back freeze.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I thought he's about to shoot a three. Freeze. See you.

[Sports Analyst 2]

What the.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's nasty. I love how they give him no tech or no, you gotta get attack steal. And then here he decides, what am I gonna do? I'm trying to tear on these. Jesus.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, yo, set him up, boy. Man, he went crazy today. BJ is going to pass 24. 7, had 28. 9. Damon Daniels had 19. 6. Not enough, man. Go ahead. Love the highlights, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

It's really cold, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

One more time. Hey, that's how we start off the mixtape. Some of these shots are just crazy. Work out. This is crazy. That's crazy, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They fast as. Glass. He gonna rebound. They don't do else you can have an impact.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They said two, boss ring a half, court said run. That's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Haha. And one.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He want to know is he his first team on NBI this year?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. Gonna throw him up there.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He leading the league of score 90.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Lou, he goes.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, he average.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Ramora, Luka.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It's real close points. Go ahead and see.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn. Who y' all kicking off the first team?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Nah, he ain't outscoring Luka, but average point nine.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't know who y' all kicking off.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Average 31.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Don't they go by position a little bit higher?

[Sports Analyst 1]

33. Yeah, I know. Luka, first team. Shay on there. 33. Shay on there broke him. All right. He's second team on.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, second team.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Him and him and I think Cade gotta be first team.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Cade has to be first team all NBA.

[Sports Analyst 1]

But is Jaylen Brown first team? It gets going to be a tough. You know what I mean?

[Sports Analyst 2]

JB as a forward.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. Okay. Paid gonna get second watch. Tyree second, huh? It's all good, though. You having a hell of a year, kid.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Phenomenal year.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Can we go to the rankings in the East?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Fuck it, bro. Why you looking like that, man? Mike's over there reading some freaky shit, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's all bad. Ah, yeah.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hornets creeping up. That's funny.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout out to the Hornets.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We said they was gonna make a run for it.

[Sports Analyst 2]

So right now you putting Don over Tyrese if you had to pick for first team?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, no, I'll pick Tyrese over Donovan Mitchell.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Okay. Leaving it for it. Even though they had some early woes. Hopefully be here.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't know, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Tough call.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Cause Uno came in. That's a tough Call. When JH came, they record.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They what?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Won five in a row. Yeah. Like, Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

And Tyrese got so many people in our lineups.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. So as soon as JH came, they team turned back up. So I ain't saying Donovan Mitchell don't play a huge part. Of course he does. But, yeah, James made a difference. They wouldn't be right there in that four seed.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, them traders definitely benefited in Philly. I mean, you don't have PG for a lot more games and be in and out the lineup. A lot lies on Tyrese Maxey's performance. Damn.

[Sports Analyst 3]

How long Paul George got? Probably about 10.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He got 25 games, so he probably got at least 16. 17 more games.

[Sports Analyst 3]

True on that shit.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He was pretty young and just got it worse.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Who?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Atlanta. Oh, they had to see that coming.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. I better thank God for the Pelicans. All I got to say.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Nah, for real.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Two first man and San Antonio get

[Sports Analyst 2]

our pick late March.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Don't San Antonio get our pick this year?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Only they over there like this.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's Christmas up there, man. They about to get another high pick for sure.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn, boy, the NBA is something else.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Adam Silver make it right. But next year, though, she does shout out to the Sixers, man, he holding down. Tyrese Maxey going crazy as usual. Moving on. The Knicks took care of the Bulls. 105 to 99. Cat 28 and 11. Brunson had 19 nine. First things first. Get what's on. Rob Dillahan.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Man, you hurt?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nah, just hurt our feelings, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That happens, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's fine.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That happens.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You gotta start dunking the ball hands,

[Sports Analyst 2]

bro. That's not what we're looking for, man. Going to Bulls. Get your off.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That Bulls is trash, though. I like how y' all don't be talking about the Bulls no more.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That made training our team, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't like. But y'. All. Y' all just run away, bro. When they win, y' all still be have the same energy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They don't win. Really?

[Sports Analyst 2]

They don't win. So we haven't been happy about it.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Like, I ain't even watch the Bullets

[Sports Analyst 3]

until since they was five of those

[Sports Analyst 2]

is the hunt cross Josh Giddy. That's when they.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's the end of the season, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They got rid of Vouch and Kobe White.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They really ain't too out. They in the play playoff hunt, though. The east ain't, brother.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They are a couple.

[Sports Analyst 3]

A couple games out of ten.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm just playing.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They was right there. I'll let you know. I'm Too bad cuz the east weak cuz respect.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, man. Give us some to the Bulls. Go ahead. Love the cat.

[Sports Analyst 1]

How I saw he was the wizard in the fight. Then it they won 16 games. Get the ball, you know what to do with it most of the time. But the defense takes time. So let's come down to that. Connectivity gets in again. Or Carl Anthony Towns would have found a better role. Left on good terms. But now he's trying to prove what he could do well. And they almost won this damn game. I ain't sold on the Knicks, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

You ain't going?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Nah. I don't like the Knicks either.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

What you don't like about it's not that good.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's all.

[Sports Analyst 1]

No. What was that? Towns. German cultures.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He got a lot of minutes.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't know, man. That's a. They first five a little scary in New York.

[Sports Analyst 1]

The first five bin scares. This town shot us.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They've been beaten too. Shout out to the Knicks, man. Cat, keep hooping. That conversation he had with Shaq was hilarious. About them winning.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Inside the NBA, man. Shout out to them. For sure.

[Sports Analyst 3]

All right.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We in the super chat. We got another game. Okay. For sure. Magic took care of your clippers. Be here. 111 to 109. Shout out to D. Bane. Had a hell of a weekend. Dropped 30 a couple days ago. Bounced back again with 36 and 5. Watt 37 and 8. Go ahead and show that. That highlights to them too, man. They was getting two of yesterday.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Shout out to Freaky bang.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Desmond Bane is a bucket, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's a fact.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Flat out. Kawhi boy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, I know. Kawhi took the L, boy. But it wasn't his fault.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Team Lou had him out the game. That's a hell of a face.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Pass with a shot.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I watched this and he was really pillow.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I can wait till you slip the scene with D. Garland.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. Quiet. Need help, bro. They sending double teams at him at the end. Nobody could make a shot that first game.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Ben Ma was killing off.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

38. Had 21 yesterday.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Less than 35%. That's tough for Orlando in Phoenix. They were actually out in front by seven in the first overtime and being fouled out.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Walking down.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Who's small?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Just saying. Battle.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Brook Lopez put a ball on him.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Brook still getting chicken, boy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He jumped to Isaac. They ain't give someone a break.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Pass the ball up. Damn.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Now get out the way, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I worked hard for this. Skin.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Rewards reward the big man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Y' all know Basketball people. I don't care. Yeah, man. Kawhi is really good at basketball, if you haven't noticed.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, that shit's light. Super light.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Be him.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Shout out to the Magic, though, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Both of your teams, what they gonna do, Magic? What they gotta do to get right in the playoffs, man?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Nah, y' all said, I think, well, you can't do it right now. But I like it better when one of them is missing.

[Sports Analyst 2]

If Franz is injured again, unfortunately, rest up to my guy, but.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is he gonna miss more time?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah. So they gonna have to make some moves this summer, but for Ben Matheran over at the Clippers, I'm rolling with that. Yeah, that's a great addition.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Who you rather? Rather them. Keep P5 or Franz?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Keep P5, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Me. Franz, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Why he ain't better keep the better player.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He's just more. He's more efficient, bro. And he just flow better, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, I like the way pick one. Which one is? Yeah, they gotta figure some out in the summer, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

For sure. It's a down year for P5, too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It is, it is. It's 22, so. 22 or 9,

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't know, man. Ain't nobody got no high hopes on the Magic, though. Not real early the season.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We did. We had a lot of guys, but they did her save same place they was last year? Damn near. But I mean, hey, we had high expectations for the squad, man, getting d. Bang building off last year. They had some injuries, but still having the same injuries.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I just don't think they can beat Boston or Detroit or New York or New York.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Can they get out of the first round?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Let's see the standards right now.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Four or five matchup against the Cavs. No.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Okay, I'm on cause. Oh, that injury.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Oh, it's over with.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, a Magic Hornets playing game. Sign me up. Sign me up.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You on your own. That's to be.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm not watching the Heat and Hawks. Oh, that's definitely fine. That can go to VHS for all care.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's Detroit to be moving.

[Sports Analyst 3]

They gotta play Boston. My Lord.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, yeah. They get slaughtered.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, they'll figure it out this summer, man. Get well soon.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout out to the Magic, man. Get well soon to the Clippers as well.

[Sports Analyst 3]

All right.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We in the super chat this morning. See what they got going on. What up, fam? I just turned Trey Uno yesterday. Kept it chill. What was your crazy experience for y' all own birthdays? Every the last part. You out of pocket.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Fuck your birthday. Moving on. Y' all thinking Orlando Shaq style player would change the entire way NBA basketball's played today? Or is it two, three in space out. To go back to that, you can

[Sports Analyst 1]

always use a Shaq, bro. Facts.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Especially Orlando Magic Shack. That was fresh off. Shack.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. You find a motherfucker like that, you better draft the number one. Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 3]

1000%.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. All right.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Who y' all got? 91. UNLV or Fab 5.

[Sports Analyst 1]

And why this nigga old as fuck? Fab 5. Cause I never seen the other team.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm going UNLV.

[Sports Analyst 1]

UNLV was nice though. I heard about him, but I ain't seen him.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, Grandma Ma, Greg, Anthony and them.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Whoever wrote that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Old Yoji for sure.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. Wasn't even born yet.

[Sports Analyst 3]

What year Was you born?

[Sports Analyst 1]

93.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn. 193. I had already rid my bike and

[Sports Analyst 2]

yeah, they had a lot of problems.

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[Sports Analyst 1]

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[Sports Analyst 2]

Imagine that it's 5:20 in the morning out the gate. Those three, you know for sure?

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't know. That's a good question, though.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Larry Johnson. They was nice as hell, too. Facts.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He just didn't make the lead. But let's go.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Who did they beat now? Did they beat Duke?

[Sports Analyst 1]

They lost one year.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Okay. Yeah, it was nice. Shout out to the Fab Five, though. Historic for sure. Especially for the culture. Both squads, realistically. All right, two part question. We had Adam Moore lit Oladipo or Holly. Who y' all got? Prom Oladipo or Donovan Mitchell?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Holliburg.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Holliburg went to the finals game.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah. Holly for sure.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Odibo was nice, but Gimme Don. Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I got Donovan Mitchell. Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

This is for you to read. This. This is crazy. Hey, Mukas. I need your expertise. I need your rank. 23. NIA JAX Audi crooks. Jill Scottora Jax.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Appreciate it. Nia Jax.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nia Jax.

[Sports Analyst 1]

She a wrestler.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Jill Scott with a fedora is crazy. That's very specific.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Whoever wrote that is really 5:20. That's not a Jax.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, I see her.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, she actually pretty.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I don't know, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Some wild power rankings respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Leave me alone.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hey, does not want to holler at the big girl say. Oh, he don't want to show him no. Show him love. Cause he your number one. Who your number one seed.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I feel.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I'll fill in the rest for you. Who your number one Freak ass

[Sports Analyst 2]

with some fedora.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Expl.

[Bowen Yang]

Hilarious.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Seen her do some. Oh, Lord.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Jill Scott is a legend, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout to the legend by Mak Brown in Dallas. Did my car even start Shout Be here or the McDonald's Live I see you push out M. Brown, J.R. dallas. I'm something. I'm something.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Nobody to go to Dallas, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

No, I'm keeping it real, bro. I ain't saying I like J Kid, but, man, he don't do well with, like, rookies and shit.

[Sports Analyst 3]

What you mean, though, bro?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Flag is having. Because you gotta play Cooper Flag. You know what I mean? Like, you got no damn choice. Like, he like players like Cooper Flag. Yeah. Big giannis, big tall guards. Big guards and wings and stuff like that. Like, a young player like Mikel Brown, who got potential like that. He just don't do well with, like, young guards.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Like, even, like, if you HEAR Michael Carter, Jr. Talk about how J Kid coached him and he was rookie of the Year, even though I'm. I don't know, he was okay of a player, I guess, but, like, he probably could have been better not going to Milwaukee and going under him. Said it was just too much pressure and dude was just too hard on him. And I ain't saying JK like that now, but he just worked better with veterans. I mean, Marcus played for him as a young player. No, you're right. He like Vits, bro. That's a fact.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Have you seen the Dwell episode out the mud? Shout out to the family. Yeah, he was in there talking some shit. He went to whooping Milana Hollins. I said, damn, bro. You can't beat up your coach. You gotta chill. Yeah, shout out to Mikel Brown, though, man. We'll see what happens. All right, man. In the NBA again, the Hornets beat the Wizards, 129 to 112. LaMelo Ball be here. We here 37 piece. 8 and 7 and 30 minutes. 10 for 15 from 3, 6 for 7. The third quarter. Go ahead, load it up. Lou. It's all 34.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Makes the playoffs, man. Yeah, one more apology.

[Sports Analyst 2]

The real is back.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He's a winner.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He got what.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He's a winner, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That coach was the best thing for him, bro. Yes, bro. Sit your ass down.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Fresh off the accident.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, Eric Collins lost his mind in this game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Put your ass down and get yourself right. Yeah, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He needs to be on national broadcast going forward, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yes. Now he better than you. Shout out to that coach, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Charles Lee.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yes, bro. Shout out to him. Great decisions. Had to get him locked in, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

No matter, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Had to get him locked in.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Charles lee. Bruce Lee, Dr. Lee. Lamelo is still a dog, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I had to get. Had to lock him back in

[Sports Analyst 2]

this when it start getting wicked.

[Sports Analyst 1]

It's not jumping.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They get More and more flagrant to

[Sports Analyst 1]

be here that can't drive though. He need to stay out of cars. Wow.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. Lamello definitely Uber service.

[Sports Analyst 1]

One leg. That was insane.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, I know. That's a part of his game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Here we go. That's a shot. He gonna do it again.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Another ball screen.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Looks a hell of a player, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He is.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, yeah,

[Sports Analyst 1]

he definitely is. He want them to just show up like that too?

[Sports Analyst 3]

And I'm all star.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He ain't got to work on it. He's just talented. Look what I found.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm open.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He's bullshitting now. Oh, man, he just having fun. He just having fun about shooting one. This is the best third quarter ever.

[Sports Analyst 2]

The reeling back being Lamello ball basketball is very with a mellow ball love.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Lamelo, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Let's go, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Come on, Hornets. Make a run, man. Make a run.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hit the playoffs, bro. Y' all owe my boy apology.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Why?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hey, sorry, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We never said he wasn't good, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Y' all said he wasn't a winner. He is.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Shout out to him, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Holy. What if they don't make a playoffs?

[Sports Analyst 1]

We want him to be a winner, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

What if they don't make a play in?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, it's still love over this way. I'm just saying, if he make the playoffs, y' all gotta be like, all right, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We want him to, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Come on, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

The east is horrible, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

The magic first in the play in. Lock it in. I'm there for sure. Our miss more games took place. The Thunder took care of the Cavs 121 and 113. Isaiah Joe had 22, hit six threes as well. Casey Wallace had 20 and 10. Took care of them real quick.

[Sports Analyst 1]

The Thunder beat them without.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Man, that's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, and I ain't gonna lie. That Jeremy McCain pickup looked better and better every game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You knew that was gonna happen, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, bro. He's playing well with that team.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He can shoot the ball, bro. He gonna fit in. And that coach special over there got the back it like he give everybody confidence. He do I need to go.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's who developed young talent for fact.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, man. Your Hawks got a dub over the nets. 115 and 104. Jaylen Johnson 26124 show late game. My boy took off mad.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Cause they win a game. Damn. We can't win a game. But we already sad at least beat the Nets. The only guy on the floor right now. I'm shitty CJ over there.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I am too, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Pulling a close game.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Definitely free CJ

[Sports Analyst 1]

3 1/2 to play.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Did the net Smoke this game thriving. Gets mid ranger 15 plus point lead.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Saying, bro,

[Sports Analyst 3]

It's like cheering in that

[Sports Analyst 1]

my B Will so mad AO played over him, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh yeah, he's still mad about that.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He's so mad. Ayo played over him, bro. D Will, oh yeah, he's still mad till today to this day. He said Andre never played Queen Garden's life. He said, I love Dre to death. He ain't never played. He's so mad about that, bro. So he started over me. Dang, Dre, love to tell that story too. Try to be like, yeah, I just came up, was working, man. Hardest worker, man. I was playing better than D Will. They started me over him. He was first round draft pick. I'm out the mud. I even get drafted.

[Sports Analyst 2]

So you always take that spot.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, Drake, she will gonna be pissed, bro. You just got hurt, cuz.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, see, here we go. Shout out. All right, man. The Raptors, the character tell that story a lot. Belt ass. 122. We was both rookies.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I started before he did. He was the first round pick.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, my God.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's why D Will still piss.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He saying, bro, I just broke my leg, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Shout out to my Dre.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It's confirmed. I thought you was lying. Really took that spot first. That's crazy. IQ had 32 and 9B. I had 22 and 6. The warriors took care of the Nuggets, man. 128 to 117. Shocking win for them. Mose Moody had 23 and 7. Al Horper had 22 and 7. Foz had 18, 15 and 9. Almost a trippy dub. Joker killed though, man. 35, 20 and 12. They sold on him yesterday.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They said that boy. What's his name?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Brandon Przycki. Crazy. Yeah. He never had triple double, bro. He was hooping out yesterday for sure. The Mavs took care of my patience. Good job, Mavs. 134 to 130. Chris Middleton, 35 70. Excuse me. 2577. P.J. washington, 23 and 130.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's a lot of points, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, man. P skills had 38. Hey, why is he still playing? I don't care about them tanking rules. Sit my boy down. Blazers took care of the Suns 92 to 77.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's a nasty.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, nasty word. Don Kleeman went crazy. He had 22:13. But it was some crazy stuff over the weekend, man. The spurs took care of the Kings, 139 to 122 wouldn't be highlight smoke. We ain't never seen this before, man. Do it. We ain't never seen this before.

[Sports Analyst 1]

37, man. Oh, some respect. Be here. Come on, B. Come on.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He went twin with Meals in the Lane, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Cuz, you ain't never seen. He went the other way.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Braun did that.

[Sports Analyst 1]

No, he did.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yes, he did. Braun did that in, cuz

[Sports Analyst 2]

with two hands.

[Sports Analyst 3]

You weren't even watching basketball, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He ain't even shuffle.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He disrespectful, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Said duck that backwards, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I ain't hating that. That wasn't tight. That wasn't tight.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Go to the next highlight. Baseline.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Hey, where my white boy? That be like, look at this. Excuse me. That's a move. Y' all be seeing a white boy that be looking at people throwing up. Gangs. Yeah. Is you from gang?

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't even know.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He just did, because I don't.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He just has he back like he was going this way. WI Baseline.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout out to W5 with the.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yo, yo. I'm between the leg, Victor. Between the leg.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I'm with that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We never seen that before. Oh, that's so tough.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I don't with that cold. Be the greatest, bro. I'm with that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

But here, you know, through the lane, two head with me.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, I'm nothing on the women.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, that's.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hey, that move. That's unreal, man. He should not be able to do that at 75, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Respect.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, man. Shout out to Jay the green man. Walk off three against the Magic.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They said this the nastiest duo of all time. Did y' all see the percentages?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yes.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I was like, damn, what these niggas do?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Him and Pablo just chucking that bit.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, boy. It was some nasty work, boy. Shout out to Jack. Great walk off. Duh. For sure.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Big shot, though. They percentages were filthy nasty. Like 32 for the game. Yeah, P5 was like 39. They both was putting that up.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nasty work, man. Shout out to Derrick Queen 520 alumni DQ.

[Sports Analyst 1]

All the young is out of control. Out of control. He said that in the arena.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Shout out to dj, though, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Cosby, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Can't wait to sit down and talk to you, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, we gotta get this on.

[Sports Analyst 3]

You gotta get, you gotta get on. Gotta get on the youngster ass.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Maybe he got Tourette's. Who knows? Moving on, man. NBA Fight Scotty people. Junior partner.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I mean, they could say it. No backlash.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, Jeff. Ever since you said, hey,

[Sports Analyst 1]

I ain't in there.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, that's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He said we gotta get a little straightening. Yes, they run too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Gotta get a little straightened.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He slipped his ass out of the far corner.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is this justified move?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Hell yeah. We gotta get a little straight. I said the rest.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Should have called a foul there. This wouldn't happen for sure.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You ain't gonna handle.

[Sports Analyst 3]

You ain't wrong, brother.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Play it one more time, Lou. That's hilarious.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He did jog over there like.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yup, yup.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Gotta get a little straightening.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Cause that was unnecessary.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That was unnecessary, bro. You had nothing to do.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I'm the whip ass.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This got me up, boy. Don't do that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I like the point before, though.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He didn't even have to do that. See, the point was he got a warning. Warning?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He shouldn't even point. He should. Just went straight at him. Just tackled him. See, me, I would have just shoulder checked him.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Shout out to Myron, shout out to

[Sports Analyst 2]

sky type of stuff.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's a wild name.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They do make you freaky when your name

[Sports Analyst 2]

Myron.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He her was a diamond Marvin. Stalking her house, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Marvin.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, man. For sure, man. All right, man. Back Cor condition. College basketball this weekend. Some good ones. All right, man. Duke got the best of Michigan 6863. Hell of a game. Hell of a game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I watch that one.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Johnson highlight over K. Boozer. Then we can go straight to the K Boozer highlights, man. Hell of a game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I knew Duke was gonna win this game, though. My guy,

[Sports Analyst 2]

he does that, man. Yeah, Michigan started off hot, man, but Duke prevailed. Cam Boozer, they being disrespectful to his game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He the one, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They being disrespectful to his game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He nice. He don't want to say it, but he the one, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They say he the best college basketball, though.

[Sports Analyst 1]

What a quick strong move by Cam Boozer.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All he do is get buckets.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You're the best in college basketball. The past he'll do, kid. It ain't never finesse. Sometimes we'll play. Sometimes he's can I with him, bro. Too little. He ain't got the most upside, but he he the best right now.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I don't care.

[Sports Analyst 1]

How mad would y' all be if that's your twin brother and you six three? He's 16. I'm shitty, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, that too. That's great.

[Sports Analyst 1]

But why we Both can't be 16?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, we good, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I got us and one.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. I want myself. I got it, son.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Go be an agent.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. What is it looking like?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Lock in, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It's a big shot. Right there. Help ice the game. And the clutch too. Dominated with a matter.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn. Hey, told y', all, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

It's. It's different, bro. He a grown man, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He the best in college, bro. My death good. Yeah, he the best in college, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He the most pro. Ready put him and Darren Peterson, you can plug and play right away and you gonna get the same results you get into college. It's gonna be 18 points. Facts. But that's gonna be him for his whole career.

[Sports Analyst 2]

1810, AJ DeBencer.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This is him.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This is what you get, aj. The bance will get a little different. Don't get better.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. Like you said, shout out to BYU.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Give you 16, 15 right now. But year three or four, he might be averaging 29. Yep. He don't get better.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Speaking of 29, he gave Iowa State 29, 10 and nine. Almost a trippy dub and a win of Iowa State. 79, 69. Go ahead and load it up blue,

[Sports Analyst 1]

but it can go either way. He could be 16. Yeah. Freshman who tandem he was these up to.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I would say it's a hell of a squad too. Byu.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I was supposed to beat them.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They was.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I was thinking ass they got shaking

[Sports Analyst 3]

the eyes on this game was wild, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

See, this is going make him special.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Look at

[Sports Analyst 1]

God. He fast, bro. That's crazy, bro. Yeah, I got. I need that. I ain't lie.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Wow.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I need that, bro. To get the easy go. That's a conference.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Get off.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. There four people right there, bro. Yo, I'm a little more explosive. Seattle.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, you ain't seen the baseline help. Too late. You're on.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They had no business winning this game.

[Sports Analyst 3]

They gonna be so nasty in the NBA

[Sports Analyst 1]

because he gonna be playing with other good players. He ain't gonna get triple clean pass and he playmake, bro. I ain't know that. He throw doms a little bit.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He got something. Robert Wright is not there to play point guard. He is a bucket.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I like him, man. I like him a lot. I'm saying.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, man.

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[Sports Analyst 2]

I think what people recognized is that

[Sports Analyst 1]

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[Sports Analyst 2]

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[Sports Analyst 1]

Ripple Effect.

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[Sports Analyst 2]

Imagine that it's 5:20 in the morning, out the game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Almost. Ain't against no bums. Nah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. Number 16 tonight.

[Sports Analyst 1]

In and out.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, yeah. Pull up gang records. Okay.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You know you had all that.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I know you had all that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Very special. Very special.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You could be one of them. All right.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Arizona got the best of Houston. 73, 66. Hell of a game for them. Auburn took care of Kentucky, man. End of the game. Go ahead and load it up. Lou Elijah Freeman, y' all highlight on this show.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Sick of these niggas, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Anytime we can highlight Kentucky losing, we will do.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Wow, that's hate.

[Sports Analyst 2]

1000%

[Sports Analyst 1]

good bump picks up his dribble seven to play. Olmentson trying to shake Chandler. Wow. Get on the glass, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Get on the glass. Box out.

[Sports Analyst 1]

What are you doing?

[Sports Analyst 3]

I don't think coaches scream that no more. I told y'. All.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Dang. Get well soon, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Kentucky weak, though.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's a fact. They beat Ohio State 66 to 60. Going Car highlights in the show. You know we gonna get it every time.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Very boring game.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, this is a very low scoring game. Bob's not high, but Big ten game nonetheless.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn. The tr.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is that a travel movie?

[Sports Analyst 1]

You gotta put the ball on the

[Sports Analyst 2]

floor, play one more time. That's why I put it on here. This is a travel right here.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This is travel, bro. He's at the three point gather. One, two. Hey, he had the three point line.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Cause I had to gather first, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, I can fly.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Definitely. He got bounced. He got bounced.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, man. Let's go to the St. Louis and VCU game. This has nothing to do with the score or anything. It was just bad vibes all around in the stands and with the players as well. Game boy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I like that big white boy on 18, St. Louis.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He went to Iowa's Indiana State.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Having a hell of a year, though.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They are.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They nice. They nice.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They be higher than 8. Yeah, they got the damn. They got the squabbling.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Everybody getting suspended. Cause they cleared the bench.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Nah, man,

[Sports Analyst 1]

I thought you couldn't do that.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's NBA shit.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, they show the Fans. Lou. Everybody was tripping in this situation.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Pulling that over the chairs.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Real beef, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Real beef. Oh.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Not at the basketball game, bro. You a fan?

[Sports Analyst 2]

My type of man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Look at. He's shitty.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. It's real beef between them folks.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Don't touch me.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah. He got his point across.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I thought he getting his shit off.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

New rivalry for sure. Behead Mississippi Valley state. Cause they first D1 win of the season. Boy. I know it's HBCU week. I better hear for you be here. That's how they got it.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn. You could have faded them all year. Damn. They was one in 26.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Ain't that worse? Glenn Rice. I think Jerry Rice went there. I ain't heard anything since.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Wow. And they won on some.

[Sports Analyst 2]

If you text this other.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Look how hype.

[Sports Analyst 3]

This is why I don't like this.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Look how hyped.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Now the girl's gonna come on. They go. Girls gonna get on me today on Twitter about this. These sad ass celebrating. And they won one out of 30 games. Damn, man. Why y' all put that up here today?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Because if you see.

[Sports Analyst 1]

At least they hit. At least they hit a game winner.

[Sports Analyst 2]

It was a game.

[Sports Analyst 3]

We can't show like this.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They get to get hype on the game win. Look at they stands.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I was gonna say the same. They. They all think they pulled up.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's a beautiful gym too.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They had the dpu.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, boy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Dude just gave him the ball.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I know the custodian crew loves that job. Because they don't gotta clean nothing. Because ain't nobody sliding.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn, man.

[Sports Analyst 1]

But the other team sad too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That look way better than you.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I'm gonna say they way better than them, boy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They coach probably about to put them through hell at practice.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Inbounds.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They owe it 13 just hooked the ball from it, though.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They could have just threw the ball down the court.

[Sports Analyst 1]

All you had to do is turn around.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah. And being 0 and 13.

[Sports Analyst 2]

They played it out.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They playing it out.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's great coaching. See what happens. You supposed to foul as soon as they get orthodox basketball won the game. Man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Shout out to that 113 and the swack is crazy. That coach man. Jeff hit that chair, man. Damn, bro. I know them hoes don't get on my top today. I'll be Twitter beef respect with all the HBCU with the unauthentic. You know what I mean side of the world.

[Sports Analyst 1]

So.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right. I don't know what unauthentic means. Follow up question.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Can you please elaborate on that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

What do you mean by that?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Come on, move on.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Unauthentic.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is this the worst thing I've ever seen?

[Sports Analyst 1]

It does, because when I had fake James, they told me authentic.

[Sports Analyst 3]

You know, like panel Air Force ones.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Like my Yeezys. I got. Okay, Unauthentic. I'm gonna take that one with me.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Go ahead and play the free throw, Lou.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Oh, man. Take his ass out, man. Yeah, bro. You out here.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Bullshit.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's good stuff. You out here.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah. Giving them ammunition. I'm turning my Twitter off.

[Sports Analyst 1]

And you travel. Take him out, bro. Take his ass on my Twitter off today. Travel, bro. Look, playing around, man. He about pissing girls, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Y' all win today, girls. I'll stand down.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Respect.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Take that out. Why is he in the game?

[Sports Analyst 2]

That is disgusting.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, why is he there?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Because at some point, you practice this. That's what pisses me off. You spend time doing this. Get what's on. Everybody involved, man. All right, man. Women's college basketball. Shout out to Olivia Miles. She went crazy against Iowa State. 26, 10 and 10. Oh, we can play this. This is hilarious.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I'm about say this. They highlight.

[Sports Analyst 2]

No, no, this is. Hey, is this.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I'm about to say. Hold on.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is this a block or charge? Go ahead, load it up.

[Sports Analyst 3]

This is ridiculousness, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is that a block or charge?

[Sports Analyst 1]

What is he doing on some real. Why is he out there?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Why are you.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Why out there?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Why are you sure?

[Sports Analyst 1]

You know how mad I would be mad.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Your dumb ass ran a fast break. Ain't no way you don't see this big on the floor. Stop playing.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We are playing basketball. Why are you on the pork, bro? He is looking for the ball, bro. Hell no.

[Sports Analyst 3]

He deserved it.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Why he keep going, though? Oh, man, like, why he keep pushing? I'm not expecting this to be on the damn basketball court, bro. No, I'm saying why the pushing A keep going after the get hurt. He didn't care. Look, he starts smiling low key, and he like, oh, put his hand up. My bad.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's up.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Everybody should have stopped hooping.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Why is he on the court, bro?

[Sports Analyst 3]

I'm not saying you should, but you dumb as hell to keep running, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I couldn't see him. He was looking for the ball, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

No quarters like that was the main problem.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, why are you on the. Why are you on the floor? He been a thigh too, bro. That I didn't know that. Moving a little faster.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, that is.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Have you ever seen the one with a grandma walking on the court?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Oh, man, just like that.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That is crazy, man. All right, man, look at the whole gym, bro. Trippy dub a 26, man put belt yesterday. Her highlights be looking crazy, too. Okay?

[Sports Analyst 1]

She playing Holy Grail, you know what I'm saying? Switching.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Oh, the pass every time I help Don them.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Okay, I got some get back today. I'm serious. My girl, though, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Look at all these.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Every highlight,

[Sports Analyst 1]

they like Adi step up. Do something.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That was travel. Oh, the ball. Fake. Bang, bang.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Howdy.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Is not what she here for, bro. Oh, hey.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Oh, my God.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Good. Pass me my assist, though.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, take her ass out. Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I can't wait till she can get to W. Boy, it's gonna be up PG1 for sure.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That's a dime.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, they missed the real.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, whatever she wanted, they were supposed to give her.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's a fact.

[Sports Analyst 3]

She nice.

[Sports Analyst 1]

She can pass like a. Her and the other girl, they ain't with each other.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hannah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, they said. What, they mess with the same chick or something?

[Sports Analyst 2]

I don't know too much about that, but something like that. Twitter said this is for mooc. How y' all started beating me Chelsea Gray this weekend? Unrivaled this. They said they y' all needed to see this move. I don't know if y' all tapped in or not.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I seen it. I was.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This was weak.

[Sports Analyst 2]

See how you feel about this.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I turned this off after she did this. I said, man, they bullshitting on tv.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Well, she was killed, too. She had hurt.

[Sports Analyst 1]

This was terrible. She didn't even. The girl behind us didn't even move, bro. She just stood there. That was weak, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That was what the crazy that was.

[Sports Analyst 1]

And one. That was trash. I don't like that move being that tough. Somebody do that play. Jeff gonna say this out.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That was wrong, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Isaiah, do this move next game.

[Sports Analyst 3]

She scored, bro.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We just want you to jump hook, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

She scored, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shout out to Clarissa Shields, man. She got the wsa. But to walk out with the legend Boosie yesterday.

[Sports Analyst 1]

My Jamie said some crazy. I can't repeat it all. She really got hands yesterday.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I'm holding the camera.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Bougie like an auntie.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's a mean.

[Sports Analyst 1]

They said Boosie like what a stud

[Sports Analyst 3]

of drums to play Hurricane Chris. Oh, yeah, play that.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Gotta get the D coming out to that music. The vibes was high.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Said it's the greatest walkout ever. Boosie good.

[Sports Analyst 2]

And she got the dub put belt yesterday, man. Shout out to the champ.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I'm old here. They cussing like. They said this was on Zeus. They said they were fighting on Zeus. Oh, oh, okay. That was about say somebody came in here, it was like they fighting on Zeus.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yes, shout out to Zeus, but I don't think they can afford this fight. You said what? Oh, no. USA highlights, man. Okay, for sure, man. Shout to the US Hockey team, man. Getting that gold medal for sure. We got a curler highlight where we can't play it anyways. All right, man. We getting the super chat.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Go ahead, be here.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Oh, cool, man.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nope. That is crazy.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Hey, man, this showed a walk out. This beat the out of her. We watch her walk down with boots.

[Sports Analyst 1]

We ain't.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We ain't clear. We try to lose revenue, baby.

[Sports Analyst 3]

One punch.

[Sports Analyst 1]

She had one punch, cuz.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Fight a real for Mr. Gr. I want to see her B on.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You want to see him one too?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Nah, YouTube monetization says no, you can't.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Respect.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Better shooter Korver or Reddick. Okay. Korver.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Korver.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, Kyle Korver.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Okay. So he can get healthy. This team really can make a push again. They only beat themselves when they lose. All right. By the way, I'm gonna be on the show one day. Don't forget Respect. Shout out to you. But yeah, some people beat OKC and just not them beat themselves, bro. Shout out to the spurs who is better than they prom. Also joined B. Roy and Moo. Get off your phone. Texting them BBWs. Damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Damn. Respect.

[Sports Analyst 2]

That's crazy.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Go and talk.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We had that conversation too many times in here, man. Two legend, two guards for sure.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, That's a good debate though.

[Sports Analyst 2]

How to east side? Because Charlotte the 10 seed and the west got poorly at the 9th seed. Just one more win in Charlotte. Come on, man, that's just be here, bro.

[Sports Analyst 3]

It's not, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He hates the East. You know the vibes. All right, Jeff, in OL9 season you dropped 34 versus number three Carolina and 28 versus Duke. How did it feel going off versus hall of Fame coaches? And did playing the big name schools make you go harder?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, you know this is like shit, no death, officer. Like damn, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Pop your shit, my boy. Facts are facts.

[Sports Analyst 1]

All them Carolina teams knew what the fuck was up.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Respect.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Well, incoming response soon for high school boys basketball state tournament. Do you see a difference now versus back then on the coaching side, how do you get the team ready mentally? Excuse me. Is there any words of advice you can give the young Hoopers?

[Sports Analyst 1]

You know, it's one game at a time, but you gotta embrace the moment. And you know it's win or go home. So it's nothing to leave in the tank. Like, you can't be like, oh, man, I'm tired. Or I might not get back on defense this time. Cause it could be your last game. And if you a senior, it could be your last time for some kids playing basketball, period. So on that kind of level. So that's a fact.

[Sports Analyst 2]

No. Well said. All right. Verified Buckets be here. Who was getting to it this weekend.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Mellow ball, man. Yeah, my dog back, man. Told y' all I put some respect on it.

[Sports Analyst 2]

37, 8 and 7 and 30 minutes. Shout out to our guy. Mook, where you going?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Go kawhi, man. 37, 8, 4 and 2. Play when you want.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Shit's easy like work. Teague, where you going, bro?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Tyrese Maxey, man. Gave my old team at Timberwolves 39, 8, light.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Light. I'm going with Joker, man. They ruined the historic performance of my guy, man. 35, 20, and 12, man. Give us on to the rest of Nuggets. Not you, though. All right. Shout out to Hard Rock. Bet. But he ain't got the light for him to start off the week, brother.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, man. Kansas to cover the spread on Houston.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Okay.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Gramlin State to meet the dog shit out of Mississippi Valley State.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Facts. That's the thing that just played.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yes, sir.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yes, sir. I got it. Taking three or two. Pause.

[Sports Analyst 3]

That's wild. Kings to cover against the Grizzlies and the Pistons to beat the Spurs. Rockets to beat the jazz. 250. Page you 3,600 a day, baby.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm tapping in.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Definitely taking it.

[Sports Analyst 2]

And while we here, mooc.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I don't know about Kansas.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Over.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I don't know about that one. I don't know about Kansas.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah, we talking about this big Monday.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Is he gonna play, though?

[Sports Analyst 2]

Houston, Kansas.

[Sports Analyst 1]

I like Houston, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

You like Houston?

[Sports Analyst 1]

I like Houston, too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I feel like we gonna get a Derek Peterson performance.

[Sports Analyst 3]

I think Darren Peterson go for close to 40 last game.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He looked like he didn't even fit in with the team, bro. He keeps sitting out they chemistry going all over the place right now.

[Sports Analyst 3]

It's a big game.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He just had a bad game. He only had 17.

[Sports Analyst 1]

But it wasn't even that, though. It was just their chemistry just looked thrown off.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Did you see the picture where they was huddled up at the free throw line? He's a half court.

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah, I remember. I know.

[Sports Analyst 2]

He said, you remember the vibes?

[Sports Analyst 1]

Yeah. That ain't good. First round exit for them.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 1]

You see what I'm saying?

[Sports Analyst 3]

Damn.

[Sports Analyst 1]

That ain't good, bro.

[Sports Analyst 2]

Hey, Pops, put the post up he said, hey, don't worry about it. We here today. He will come over tonight.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Nah, I think he gonna go off tonight.

[Sports Analyst 1]

He is gonna go off.

[Sports Analyst 2]

I'm rolling with Kansas tonight, man.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah, me too.

[Sports Analyst 2]

We'll take Houston consistent at the embarrassment this weekend. So they better bounce back for sure.

[Sports Analyst 3]

Yeah.

[Sports Analyst 2]

All right, man. Shout out to Hard Rod back. Be here and got the life of y'. All tap in for sure one more time for Boost Mobile. You know the vibes family. We tapped in for sure. Last but certain. Not least, man. Shout out to the good people over there at StockX keeping us fresh in the set as well. We appreciate y'. All. We got a dope pod dropping today at 12pm Patreon. Got it already. We'll catch y' all tomorrow. 5:20 in the morning.

[Sports Analyst 1]

The volume.

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