Club 520 Podcast

Episode: 520 in the Morning — Jeff Teague on Pistons as EAST FAVORITE, Lonzo Ball "IS COOKED," Luka vs. Jaylen Brown

Release Date: January 5, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop, Moot

Episode Overview

This lively episode kicks off the first Monday of the year with NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and co-hosts DJ Wells, Bishop, and Moot diving into the hottest recent NBA action. They spotlight the Suns' resurgence, the Pistons' surprising rise, candid takes on struggling players like Lonzo Ball, and heated debates on Luka Dončić vs. Jaylen Brown. The crew's signature blend of basketball insight and comedy delivers a fast-paced, entertaining roundup for both hoops diehards and casual listeners.

Major Discussion Points

1. Phoenix Suns’ Comeback & Devin Booker’s Ascendancy

Timestamps: 02:57–07:16

• The crew celebrates Devin Booker’s game-winning three as the Suns rally from 17 down to top the Thunder (108–105).
• Massive praise for role players: Jordan Goodwin (26 pts, 8/13 from 3), Dylan Brooks (22).
• Discussion on the positive chemistry, strong bench, and the identity of the new-look Suns.
• Moot: “We ain’t been talking about Book enough.” (04:26)
• DJ Wells ranks Booker’s MVP candidacy and the Suns’ place in the West.
• Dillon Brooks’ impact and respect: “I fuck with Dillon Brooks, y’all can’t treat me like Pat Bev.” —Moot (05:44)

2. State of the Western Conference: Suns vs. Warriors & Trail Blazers

Timestamps: 07:00–08:10

• Noting the Suns as a surprise above the Warriors, with the Blazers not far off.
• Internal debates on coaching, injuries, and what Portland and other teams are missing.

3. Pistons: From Cellar to Contenders?

Timestamps: 10:56–13:00

• Detroit gets a shoutout for their statement win over the Cavs (114–110), led by Cade Cunningham (27/7/6) and rookie Dennis Jenkins (25/5 bench).
• DJ Wells declares: “They just plug and play, man.” (11:24)
• Their impressive depth and the challenge of finding wing minutes for young talent.
• Bishop: “Every player who comes off the Pistons bench seems to have a moment.”
• Discussion: Does Jay Nivey need a change of scenery?

4. Cavs’ Guard Play & Small Guard Dilemma

Timestamps: 14:10–16:52

• Cleveland’s Darius Garland criticized for limited offensive output: “You gotta get your buckets up or y’all gonna be sad, bro.” —Moot (14:58)
• Debate on smaller guards being “phased out” unless they put up big numbers, drawing parallels to Trae Young/Jalen Brunson.
• The crew emphasizes modern lead guards need to average ~24–25 ppg to mask defensive shortcomings.

5. Lonzo Ball: “Cooked,” or Can He Return?

Timestamps: 18:09–20:23

• Jeff Teague, blunt: “Lonzo’s cooked. And I like Lonzo. He can't hoop no more. It's over.” (18:20)
• Panel empathizes with Ball’s injury journey but agree his on-court impact has evaporated.
• Playful banter: Teague says he could match Lonzo’s statline (0–2–2 in 22 min): “I swear to God, on everything I love, I could do that right now.”
• Reflection on the challenges of returning after major knee surgery.

6. Lakers vs. Grizzlies & Luka vs. Jaylen Brown Debate

Timestamps: 20:42–23:08 and 49:10–49:29

• Lakers edge Grizzlies (120–114). Luka Dončić (36/9/8) and LeBron (26/10) headline.
• Playful ribbing over “spinner” (Jaren Jackson Jr.) and highlight breakdown.
• “I just want LeBron to kill, bro. Lakers mid, bro.” —Moot (22:54)
• Later, DJ Wells makes his case: “I told you...he [Jaylen Brown] is the best two-way player in the league and I'm taking him over Luka.” (49:13)
• Bishop: “I take him over Luka too.”
• Bishop: “I could score like you and I play defense.” (49:29)

7. Rapid-fire NBA Rundown: Standouts, Struggles & Trades

Timestamps: 39:43–47:55

• Praise for Anthony Edwards (35 pts), Rudy Gobert, and MPJ’s breakout with the Nets.
• Ongoing worries for teams like the Cavs (payroll struggles, defense) and trade musings (MPJ, Warriors interest).
• Giannis takes apart the Kings — panel laughs about Keegan Murray being tasked with guarding the Greek Freak.

8. College & High School Highlights: Booby Miller, Dior Johnson & More

Timestamps: 50:22–64:45

• Shoutout to SMU’s Booby Miller dropping 27 & 12 on UNC: “Every bucket looked like an And1 mixtape.” - Be Here (51:06)
• Arkansas’ Darius Acuff’s freshman stardom, UCF’s upset of Kansas, and debate over player eligibility and transfer rules.
• Analysis on top prospects, their pro futures, and NIL deals — “It's a hell of a journey. $5 million, boy, in college. I ain’t mad at it.” (73:35)

9. Verified Buckets: Standout Performers

Timestamps: 74:29–74:59

• Hosts give their “verified bucket” of the weekend:
  • Moot: “Freaky Babe, 31-6-6.”
  • Jeff: “Giannis, bro. Nah, JB. Best two-way in the league, had 55 and 33...” (74:36)
  • Bishop: “Go Ant Man. 35. They was fouling you.”

10. NBA Draft Picks & Prospects—What’s Next?

Timestamps: 76:12–78:10

• Mavericks rumored to pursue top Hawks draft picks; Teague dismisses rumors (“What are they gonna give us, Anthony Davis? We are good.”)
• Speculation on next “face of the league” from the upcoming draft.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We ain't been talking about Book enough.” —Moot (04:26)
• “Dillon Brooks, y’all can’t treat me like Pat Bev.” —Moot (05:44)
• “Lonzo's cooked...he can't hoop no more. It's over.” —Jeff Teague (18:20)
• “You fighting for the small guards. Kinda like you, Trae Young. You gotta be so dynamic it cancels out defense.” —DJ Wells (15:06)
• “I just want LeBron to kill, bro. Lakers mid, bro.” —Moot (22:54)
• “Jaylen Brown...best two-way in the league. I'm takin’ him over Luka.” —DJ Wells (49:13)
• “Every bucket looked like an And1 mixtape.” —Be Here, on Booby Miller (51:06)

Funniest & Most Authentic Banter

• The team loses it over a prank super chat submission:
  • “Big dicks in my ass, man.” (30:29)
  • Moot and DJ Wells struggle to regain composure, calling out Derek for trolling.
• Running jokes about “spinner” (Jaren Jackson Jr.), Dillon Brooks’ reputation, and the perils of trade rumors.
• Teague candidly explains the unglamorous side of getting traded in the NBA (32:52).

Timestamps for Key Segments

• Suns vs Thunder Recap / Devin Booker MVP talk: 02:57–07:16
• Pistons discussion & Jay Nivey trade talk: 10:56–13:00
• Cavs' Darius Garland/Small Guard Analysis: 14:10–16:52
• Lonzo Ball “cooked”: 18:09–20:23
• Lakers vs Grizzlies & LeBron/Luka talk: 20:42–23:08
• Jaylen Brown vs. Luka Dončić debate: 49:10–49:29
• Booby Miller’s college highlights: 50:22–51:35
• Verified Buckets: 74:29–74:59
• NBA Draft picks rumors: 76:12–78:10

Overall Vibe

Fast, unfiltered, and full of humor—the Club 520 crew blends sharp basketball analysis with rich storytelling and hilarious banter. They’re able to break down schemes and stats one minute, then clown each other or the league the next. Whether reacting to shocks around the NBA or shoutouts to college standouts, this episode is a prime slice of contemporary basketball culture, mixing reverence, skepticism, and comedy in perfect measure.

Summary for Non-Listeners

Club 520’s “520 in the Morning” serves up an energetic, in-the-know NBA (and NCAA) wrap-up. You’ll come away knowing which players are surging, who’s in trouble, the real MVP discussions, and which debates and memes are hot in the NBA community. "Lonzo Ball is cooked," “Jaylen Brown over Luka,” and the Pistons as possible East favorites headline this episode. If you missed the show, this summary gives you every big talking point, memorable joke, and strong opinion—just like sitting around the barbershop with the coolest hoopers in town.