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DJ Wells
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DJ Wells
Hi Ma.
Mook
Thanks for your unfiltered advice.
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Hi Mom. Thanks for always being by the phone.
DJ Wells
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Teague
The volume.
DJ Wells
Good morning, happy Fridays. 5:20 in the morning. Favorite sports show brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes, man. We got special going on with the family of Boost Mobile in May, man. Merch and content as well. Tap in with the family. Shout out to Hard Rock BET be here. You got later they brother special Friday edition.
Teague
Got you, bro. What's going down today, man? I think I got a good one cooked up.
DJ Wells
All right, man. One more time for the week, man, for sure. Shout out to our family over there. Stockx. My boy Dale, my boy Brendan. What's happening? Also 5:20 that we've been telling y', all, man. It's going down May 23rd in the city. Be here where it told him. Two special guests, man, for the concert. Talk to him.
Teague
Yeah, man, Field day. Come kick it with us, man. We got the firemen out there on the grill. Yeah, a lot of games y' all can play outside of watching us compete. Then we had La Flaca 7 to 11, you know what I'm saying? For the concert, I saw the Belly Gang reel. So we got one more guest on the way. And then after that we had Georgia street for the after party.
DJ Wells
Come on, man. It's going down, man. If you can't pull up, that's cool, man. Shopclub520.com get you some merch. For sure. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. We in here on a Friday playoff anniversary edition. Everybody here too, man. We got Mook, we got Bishop, we got Teague. Fellas, good morning. How y' all doing? Yeah, yeah, go ahead and hit the gavel, brother. Hey, man, Final reason we here this morning, boy. Historic ass movie yesterday it was no way we weren't gonna talk about. Brother.
Teague
Is this the worst in history? Yeah, it gotta be one of those.
Mook
I ain't gonna lie.
Teague
Top three.
DJ Wells
I went downstairs to get my doordash. It was a single digit game. I around went to my car and came back up and seen one of the craziest leagues I had ever seen. One of the most ridiculous runs in basketball history. 43 to 6 by the Knicks was turned into a 74 to 25 point close in the first half. Go ahead and load it up, Lou. Lot of belts, man.
Teague
43 to sixes. Insane, bro.
Mook
Somebody called me and said, are you watching this? I said, I'm good, bro.
Teague
I figure some out.
Mook
Jake Mills. I don't want to hear.
DJ Wells
Load it up, man. In case you just see this ass whooping. We will display.
Teague
Oh, no, Jaylen.
Mook
Yeah.
DJ Wells
And after this shot right here, all hell broke loose. All hell broke loose.
Mook
I gotta take my P5 better, man. I gotta. For Atlanta. We need AJ the best. Hey, we need AJ.
Teague
It is 60.
DJ Wells
AJ does not deserve to be a part of the team.
Mook
They have 60 points for 10 minutes
Teague
left in the second quarter.
DJ Wells
You see when he ran to Boosie? That was hilarious.
Mook
Having some fun with something.
Teague
All right. N what? Boost be having a time of his life.
Mook
Are you a big fan?
Teague
Look, said Lil Boost.
Mook
I'm glad you identify well. The Knicks will advance. I ain't gonna lie. Yeah, we need A.J. the Ben, bro. We deserve A.J. the NBA playoff.
Teague
I had to refresh my team that
Mook
deserve they win by 51.
Teague
This is insane. I'm not gonna blame J. It's just a team as a whole, bro. Oh, he's a part of. We blame.
DJ Wells
Oh, hello, Ms. And gifts, baby. We here now.
Teague
I'm not. I'm not blaming you.
DJ Wells
I'm mad I wore that Magic City hoodie, Man, as much as I love it for y' all do this afterwards, man, this is t halftime, man.
Mook
This is half wave the white flag, bro.
Teague
Like, what? Oh, in the damn time. Where do they go wrong? I'm just. Oh, when they showed up to the
DJ Wells
gym last night, Everything you talking about,
Teague
we ain't gonna do it.
Mook
I still can't believe he did all that training for that fight.
Teague
Oh, I'm crazy. That's a classic right there.
DJ Wells
Whoever gamble on that fight.
Mook
Boy, what they hurt.
DJ Wells
She's like, what are you doing?
Mook
What happened? Like, why he did that? Anybody ever know he didn't want. No.
Teague
He was scared.
DJ Wells
We have not heard from that gentleman since.
Teague
Actually, he said, this is not a good idea, bro. Y' all gotta be out here. Ain't even nobody here.
Mook
Like, why he walked to the ring, though? Oh.
Teague
Cause he thought he wanted to smoke, so he got the flexing.
DJ Wells
I said, this is Trey Young last night. So this is pretty Young last night. Knowing the next move.
Mook
Try to ask without.
Teague
That's a ride right there, too, Morgan.
DJ Wells
He put his own family in the corner.
Teague
What Are you doing Morgan Beh too boy?
Mook
I think crazy what he do.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he tapped into the lineage a little too far. Yeah, you already know.
Teague
Yeah, I don't know.
Mook
I don't know.
Teague
Yeah, look it up. We gonna do the show right today.
Mook
He like, date his babysitter or something?
DJ Wells
Well, his babysitter. Well, from Jerusalem. Boy moring a. But he went to the granddaughter. The step granddaughter. Allegedly he dated his own grand.
Teague
Y' all asked for it. He said it's trying to move on.
DJ Wells
I deter twice. Go ahead.
Mook
Allegedly.
Teague
These, these.
Mook
I don't even know why we showed these.
Teague
I shouldn't even made the playoffs.
DJ Wells
Yeah, load up OG man dirty ball.
Teague
I ain't gonna lie. I gotta take up for the Pacers. Oh, God. They never did this.
DJ Wells
Don't even say I named this conversation. Please don't even say I name this conversation. We moved the next ass.
Teague
This is crazy. I would never do this.
Mook
We lost our our franchise player this year. He got invited.
DJ Wells
I don't care.
Mook
My franchise player got traded at the deadline. We still made a playoff push.
DJ Wells
That's a fact. When they play the next season.
Mook
Now we need a new franchise player.
DJ Wells
AJ the AJ the do not we
Teague
deserve AJ the richer. Sure this is your chance, bro. Y' all was down 30.
Mook
We have to trade him. He was supposed that number one pickup
Teague
supposed to do so you supposed to show your right there. You down 30. You can start going crazy.
DJ Wells
Zacky Rich has been getting DNPs.
Teague
He is down 60, bro. There no rules. Down 60. No just hoop, bro. Him in the game, bro.
DJ Wells
Y' all getting your ass over yesterday.
Teague
Got my boy
DJ Wells
was I here Turning up in the streets. But it's crazy that they use your picture with Ted Cruz.
Teague
Got my in the real.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
Like why the y' all put me on
Teague
that ass?
Mook
Like, why? Like, oh, y' all gonna use my picture? They could at least send me some.
Teague
That's crazy, bro.
DJ Wells
Hey, B. He was wiping them down, though. 115k for the diamond ring.
Teague
Did we ever find out if this was a brother or not?
DJ Wells
No, I didn't want to look into it.
Teague
Oh, okay. Sex and concert tickets. I'm like, I don't really see it.
Mook
Easy. And sex sounding real familiar.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
Wipe me down.
DJ Wells
80k to on a company car. You are crazy. I know you have the VP of Finance, bro.
Teague
You spent 40 in the Bahamas. You probably having a hell of a
DJ Wells
time that had a time he wiped down.
Teague
I don't know how much Thailand cost. Yeah, he's out of pocket. There's no way he thought he was getting away with that, bro.
Mook
Yeah. You know how many?
Teague
Yeah. Why are you using their ass? Sex is crazy. I think he just said it, bro. I'm just about to have a good time, bro.
Mook
I know. Like, hey, Wilding.
Teague
That's wild, bro.
Mook
Put me in the rico.
DJ Wells
Hey, you know what's funny? We ain't gonna jump too far ahead.
Teague
Picture that by himself.
DJ Wells
Hey, Moo. Yesterday said Terry rose up, went to jail for what Derrick White is doing on the court. They got Twitter for sure.
Mook
Shout out to my Damon Jones.
Teague
Oh, yeah, man.
DJ Wells
Give us some Damon Jones.
Mook
Go ahead and flipped on them boys.
Teague
Damon. Don't. Don't tell David.
Mook
Allegedly. Well,
Teague
the police and investigators do this job, bro.
Mook
He came out £10.
Teague
No, he can't. He can't snitch. He gotta still do the time. No, don't tell.
DJ Wells
He flipped. I think we're going to see some more information on some more cases.
Teague
Damon Jones came out a little too happy, bro.
DJ Wells
He flipped.
Teague
You think they cut his.
Mook
I don't know what he.
DJ Wells
I don't know, man. Get what's on there, boy.
Mook
I. I know everything. They said. Bring me a Gatorade, Popeye. Oh.
DJ Wells
Sent me up the river. Gatorade, Popeyes, bro.
Teague
If they say time will put you up.
Mook
You ever see the video that the back of the cop car eating that nigga going crazy. Can he make it down?
DJ Wells
All right, man, Hawks a season. Y' all had a lot of going on. We'll see. Offseason they did. They traded Trey Young.
Teague
They traded Trey Young, bro. But they also. They felt like the vibes got high. Yeah, we can't do that. Trey Young. That's like y' all doing the chy trade. I mean, getting fired, bro. It don't matter. The team got better.
Mook
No, I'm saying they had a good year. I mean, the outcome of this series when we, like, we wasn't really tripping. The Knicks, supposed to be the number one team in the East. They get paid like it. We got a lot of. I'm not gonna say underachievement players, but, like, people are on a rise in the. Walker had a hell of a year.
DJ Wells
Yep.
Mook
DJ McCollum was coming from Washington Wizards, where they wasn't playing for nothing. Amiga came off the bench. He wasn't playing. Jalen Johnson starting to come into his own. We had a whole lot of guys that were young and on their way up. TJ McCollum was the. Obviously the vet for us. But with all that being said, we need AJ the best.
Teague
AJ I really need a big bro.
Mook
Yeah, we need a big. But I'll take AJ the best.
Teague
The league need to bless y'.
Podcast Host
All.
Mook
They need to bless us with the number one pick because.
Teague
No, not the number that year.
Mook
We got the number one pick. Wasn't fair, bro.
Teague
Oh, God. Oh, I'll listen.
Mook
That was a Me and him.
Teague
Oh, God. That wasn't fair.
Mook
It was the worst.
Teague
Enough.
DJ Wells
I don't give a if it's not fair.
Mook
It was the worst draft,
Teague
Castle. How we supposed to know?
Mook
We should have took Stephane.
Teague
Cap, what the fuck are we doing?
Mook
Ho.
Teague
But that whole draft was. It was tough.
DJ Wells
That's what I did. I got that award pick, man. That's the one y' all deserve.
Teague
Damn.
Mook
Damn it.
DJ Wells
Damn, man. Give us but.
Mook
Okay, we'll take number two pick, Lito.
Teague
Lito.
DJ Wells
What's up, my boy?
Mook
What it do? Oh.
Teague
Who team is nasty on?
DJ Wells
I drafted Lito. You know what I'm saying?
Mook
Are you on DJ team Le.
DJ Wells
I turned to my number two pick for Leo, man. I win the Portal.
Teague
Wow. Always be on that team going, hell, you're next.
DJ Wells
I have Barbie send me two second rounders, bro.
Mook
We'll get it done for sure.
Teague
N. Man, we can't wait to, bro. What you need, bro? What's on the list? What we got to get you, man? What you need?
Mook
Okay.
Teague
Respect. I know.
Mook
Respect. We appreciate you, bro.
Teague
So.
DJ Wells
Yeah, slow it down, man. My boy Lito will be at field day and performing as well, man. May 23rd is going down in the city, man. Get your tickets right now. Shop club520.com Tap in my boy Lido. New project out right now, man. Tap in. There we go, man. All right, bro. Told y', all, man. It's going down, man. Get your tickets right now, shop club520.com all right, man, we know the Knicks really whooped our ass yesterday, but is this what they were supposed to do? Not. Not the ass one part, but they were supposed to move on for the first round.
Teague
Yeah, they was definitely supposed to win. It should have been 4:1. They weren't supposed to go down like that, though.
Mook
Yeah, I mean, I thought we had a better fighting chance, but the Knicks took care of business like they supposed to. I got the Knicks the favorite in the east right now.
Teague
Actually, I kind of do, too. Yo, I'm bugging Cleveland kind of. They scaring me a little bit, bro.
Mook
My fault. What did you see in Cleveland that make you be like, hell, no.
Teague
James Harden and Donovan Mitchell Bro, they got six quality players just like the Knicks. What makes the Knicks Just the landslide. You gotta think like Draymond said, them bigs kind of do be disappearing a little bit, bro, in the playoffs.
Mook
Mitchell Robinson. A boy.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I was gonna say Mitchell Robinson.
Mook
You see what he did?
DJ Wells
Dyson Daniels yesterday? Yeah, yeah, that's a problem.
Teague
But Evan Mobley, Jared Allen, I trust them. And they got them wings, bro. They can guard James and Donovan.
Mook
I don't know, bro, I'm liking what the Knicks got going, man.
Teague
And I hate to say it.
Mook
I hate it, too, but.
DJ Wells
Only thing that's good about this situation is if they see each other, it wouldn't be to the conference finals, because, yeah, they'd have to see the winner between the bosses.
Mook
I don't. I don't like that matchup. Now, look, I ain't gonna lie. Philly is a better matchup for New York. Like, Philly Philly could beat the Knicks.
Teague
They can't.
Mook
Boston gonna struggle with the Knicks, and I, you know, J.T. my guy. But that's a tough matchup, bro.
Teague
If Philly gonna play like this, they my favorite team right now. At least to be honest. Paul George, Joel Embiid, bro. I said like this. Philly is healthy. Y' all kill me for saying, oh, George look like the Pacers out there.
Mook
Oh, PG back.
Teague
I'm just saying what he looked like yesterday. Okay? I don't know. I ain't even a Philly fan, which I are capped out today, bro.
DJ Wells
All right, man, we'll get to that game shortly.
Teague
But first, Paul George wasn't even. Let's. Let's go in order. DJ I don't think Paul George is dead, but he killing right now, bro. I can only go off what I'm looking at. DJ Run your show, bro.
DJ Wells
E. We'll get to it.
Teague
Hey, give a credit around this. Run your show, DJ Paul
Mook
he for
DJ Wells
all right, but the T. Woods got the Nuggets up out of here yesterday. Series is over, man. Shout out to J. McDaniels. Talked his and backed it up 32 points, 10 rebounds. Some clutch fourth quarter buckets as well. Aaron Shannon, man, showed up, man showed up. Fourth start ever. He had 24 points yesterday, man. T. Ws got it done yesterday. It don't matter. They said by committee, whoever show up to work, you gonna get it done. They took care of the Nuggets yesterday.
Mook
Joker.
DJ Wells
28, 10 and nine, man. Cam Johnson had a hell of a game. He had 27. But Jamal Murray, man, 12 points on 17 shots. Not gonna get it done. Go ahead. Load it up.
Teague
Lou O. Murray is cold.
DJ Wells
Jamal Murray is cold, brother.
Mook
Yeah, man.
DJ Wells
He got wicked.
Teague
He's a cone.
Mook
I mean, y' all think they could do anything though? No. This next the spurs ain't got.
DJ Wells
I think it's gonna be competitive, man. I mean, if they had a. It'd be different.
Teague
But to the young dude, he made
Mook
him a little money.
DJ Wells
Why the hooping? The playoffs. No. IO not matter. Hey,
Teague
yeah, bro.
DJ Wells
And I'm cool on the Nuggets coach too.
Mook
Why you say that?
DJ Wells
I'm cool. I don't like his swag. Yeah. How he be talking? I'm cool, bro. You didn't win that, bro. That was Michael. I with the energy, but I'm nothing.
Teague
So those on the staff, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah,
Mook
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells
In the playoffs. Elimination game.
Teague
Yeah.
Mook
That look good. Where the whole trying to close out.
DJ Wells
I talked to him.
Mook
He fast as hell.
Teague
This young man has played downhill.
Mook
Yeah.
Teague
Payton Washington's time get paid. Could have used him.
Mook
Yeah, he just showed how valuable he was.
Teague
Good. My boy.
Mook
Spectacular. Aaron, boy.
Teague
No, we support you on here.
Mook
Rudy was locking this up, bro.
DJ Wells
And Rudy had 86. He was pooping.
Mook
Earned his money, man.
Teague
I cannot wait to this next series. I'm so mad and ain't there, though. I'm so mad and Dante not there, bro. Because I think they really could have competed with the Spurs. I ain't.
DJ Wells
Oh, yeah.
Mook
Oh. They would have beat the spurs.
Teague
But A was playing like I. I promise, bro.
Mook
I truly believe they'll beat the Spurs.
DJ Wells
That was a die no dip 3.
Teague
You're going against the wolves. It ain't that I'm going against them, bro. It's just they are missing the guys, bro. That's not fair, man.
DJ Wells
Yeah, man. I was on the A. He was playing in his next series.
Mook
But to my boy, man, Dante, man, you and over there, I'm calling you, man.
DJ Wells
All right.
Teague
He against it now.
DJ Wells
Do they have a big off season ahead of them? Is it time to blow the team up? Time to make some moves.
Teague
Better figure out what they gonna do with their young core. They ain't gonna get rid of nobody. They ain't gonna get rid of Aaron Gordon or nobody. He keep getting hurt, bro. No, that's why they keep losing.
Mook
They need him now.
DJ Wells
Christian Braun contract kicks in this season. That five years. Yeah.
Mook
That motherfucker kick in.
Teague
They gonna. They gonna do away shit.
DJ Wells
You gotta have somebody who take their contract.
Mook
Yo, Taylor, you on the show. You live. Don't say nothing crazy. They won without you. They won without you, bro.
Teague
Hang up on that.
Mook
We was calling. We want you to be get healthy, bro. Yeah, man. We see you on the video, man. We was praying for you, man.
Teague
Well, I wish. It's my boy healthy, man.
Mook
Man.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
They stop wearing zero, bro. That's the curse, cuz.
DJ Wells
Oh, man. Yeah. Nuggets, they have some decisions, but Peyton Watson, I don't think he'll be there next year.
Teague
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells
He's very, very interested in what he has to offer. For sure. Joker. After the game he said, hey man, if we was in Serbia, everybody be fired.
Teague
That's a fact.
Mook
Oh God.
DJ Wells
He said, that's how.
Teague
That's how I go in. Serge.
Mook
I think he at home right now. Today's show is brought to you by our presented sponsor, Hard Rock bet, the official sportsbook partner of the Orlando Magic.
Teague
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Mook
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DJ Wells
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Teague
Damn, that flight. Yeah, joke. Not that fast.
DJ Wells
No, he'll have extra interviews today, about 12 o' clock and yeah, he'll be upset by night.
Mook
He'll be there probably about three in the morning.
DJ Wells
Yeah, for sure.
Teague
Yes, he should though, man. They had a decent season, man, but they weren't supposed to go down like this. Yeah, I ain't see this happen. I'm cool actually, with y' all blowing the nuggets up. Fuck it.
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah.
Teague
Oh, God.
DJ Wells
Y' all do that first round for them, man.
Mook
Shout out. They probably trade Christian Braun and all them.
Teague
But like DJ said, who gonna take that shit?
Mook
He a young player.
DJ Wells
Yeah. His contract a too.
Mook
Od, boy. It ain't crazy. Crazy.
DJ Wells
A lot of money to move, boy. Especially if you trying to get something else back.
Mook
You can package him up like him and Cam Johnson or him and. Yeah, you know, I'm saying if they want to move on from Aaron Gordon or whatever it is, you could package all that up. Somebody take that.
Teague
Would you take Aaron Gordon?
Mook
Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody.
Teague
I just said. Cause Mook said he was always hurting. Shit, that's a lot of money to be.
Mook
The Rockets will take.
Teague
Yeah, they would actually need them.
Mook
The Rockets will package him up in Denver. Get Kevin Durant.
Teague
Lord, they get Kevin the Reyes, they cheating, bro.
DJ Wells
Hey, I'm with it, man.
Mook
Jamal Murray, kd.
DJ Wells
Start the camp. I'm something, bro.
Mook
Yeah, they.
Teague
They.
DJ Wells
Probably not gonna happen, bro.
Teague
The Nuggets? Yeah, they need kd, bro.
DJ Wells
Now, Joker is eligible for extension this offseason for a year. About 300 M's. Yeah, it could be a different duck for life.
Teague
Yeah, for sure. 403 on tapping.
DJ Wells
God.
Teague
He didn't already did everything you could, bro.
Mook
Two years, you get 100 and 150 or two.
DJ Wells
Why not now people put smarter his name. Does this affect his legacy at all?
Mook
85 a year, this.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
Nah, it was in the first round. This is a bad loss, but. No, for sure bad loss. But when you look at Joker, bro, and break down his career, like when we be looking up players, they got autumn damn badges. It's the same effect, bro. Nah, he's.
Mook
He's.
Teague
He's cemented.
Mook
Yeah, he's. Oh, he's.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Solidified.
Teague
But this is a bad loss, but it is.
Mook
Fuck all that. Y' all hear he about get 75 a year.
DJ Wells
That's way more important than all that other shit.
Teague
Yeah, that's. That's the stamp right there. What y' all doing with that type of money?
Mook
75 a year.
Teague
What y' all can start your life over. Let's do that.
Mook
Start my life over.
Teague
Cool. I just said, what would you do?
Mook
What was the first thing you stomach?
DJ Wells
He said, control, alt, delete.
Mook
Say, start your life over. Okay. Clean slate.
Teague
Where y' all moving to? We ain't got to talk. What you going to do with your money? Where you are moving to? Are you going to stay in Nap or y' all going.
DJ Wells
I live everywhere.
Teague
Million Sneaker Jeff told me the other day, if he was a billionaire, he'll live in Fort Wayne. Wait, what? That's what he said, bro.
DJ Wells
You going to the four.
Mook
Oh, N. Cuz you can't to the fourth. No, no, no. He missing the conversation. It's Friday, so we don't even care about football at this point. He was like, he wouldn't want to be as famous as Michael Jackson.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
Cause you can't do nothing.
Mook
I was like, I give me all that money and be famous like that. He's like, you can't go nowhere. You can't walk nowhere. I said, nigga, I live in Fort Wayne.
Teague
Oh.
Mook
And I build everything I want to. I have to just buy Fort Wayne and just be like, when you want to go do something, I'll be like, I just go to nap real quick.
Teague
He Said he don't want no people around at all. It's possible.
Mook
I just bought a whole Fort Wayne, bro.
Teague
To buy the whole Fort Wayne. That's. That's possible.
Mook
I'll be honest.
Teague
Move everybody else. That's right. When you put context behind the conversation, it makes sense. But just move it to for Wayne. All love shout out to my auntie and them. But taking a billion, they gonna wipe you down in the fort for sure.
DJ Wells
Yeah, they gonna see about that for sure.
Mook
Now I would say I just buy everybody out. Like you a billionaire.
Teague
Fort Wayne.
Mook
Yeah, it's mine now. Like, he was talking, I'd be like, I will fly to Indianapolis. I won't even drive. I have a private jet. I will fly home. 20 minute flight. Yeah. It would never drive.
Teague
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
Load over Jamie Daniels, man.
Teague
Well, you know, he, he.
Mook
He got potential to be a superstar.
Teague
Man of this season.
DJ Wells
If they could get consumer high boy way to hoop at the right time.
Mook
McDaniel's trying to answer.
Teague
It's so hard because he really was talking and bagged up.
Mook
He really got potential to be a superstar, man.
DJ Wells
They said they got a KD.
Mook
You got Jamie D. He just comes
Teague
back from a 3:1.
Mook
Getting telling y', all, bro, he got bro. Like, he like the guy that you be like, remember when Tracy McGrady was at the Raptors? Hold on.
DJ Wells
They gonna stop that clip right
Mook
N cuz go look at tmax stats before he went to Orlando. I know, dude. Can we look at T Max?
Teague
That is a stretch. I'mma say. Not the stats. I ain't saying you lying about the stats, bro. If you're doing like a player comp. Yeah, I think that's a stretch.
Mook
No, I'm not doing him comp. I'm not saying he play like Tracy McGrady.
Teague
The potential.
Mook
I'm saying, like, how we didn't know T. Mac was like that when he was on the Raptor, we was like,
DJ Wells
tmac, there it is.
Mook
And then he went to Orlando.
Teague
No, I got you.
Mook
Kind of. Same thing that happened with like, James Harden. Like James Harden Raw. Then we ain't know you was this motherfucking raw.
Teague
I got you. Yeah, I follow that.
DJ Wells
Even like Mike Hill Bridges had to
Teague
listen to what you were saying.
Mook
Yeah, I ain't saying he teammate, but I feel like the journey.
Teague
The journey?
Mook
What? He averaged 15 and with Toronto, he averaged 15. Then he jumped up to 26.
Teague
The journey.
Mook
We thought he was going average 26.
Teague
I get what you're saying.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
So I'm like Jay McDaniels. He played behind AE right now obviously he deserves all the credit. He get he caught. But I feel like shit. Last night proved it.
Teague
Yeah, he got a chance to really show he could take over.
DJ Wells
Did you see him being on that Jaylen Brown type path?
Mook
Jaylen. I don't know him personally. I know Jaylen Brown. Like Jaylen Brown was like a dog. Like I want to be the best. I'm not saying he not a dog. But he wanted to average 25, 30.
DJ Wells
Right.
Mook
Like he's looking for that moment to be like they give me the ball.
Teague
That's true.
Mook
I don't know if he. He might be cool like I with ae.
Teague
I don't know.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I got to got the swabble. Yesterday. They tried to bait Joker again. He takes out the game yesterday. That was smart.
Mook
Remember Jokic and Rental were ejected in game four.
DJ Wells
I like these interview masks. He was just when I was in that. Remember happening earlier with J. Medanz. I don't know if they was in the building out of Minnesota. Yeah, man. Get well soon to the Nuggets. Man. They are gone Clark in there on a dummy mission. They definitely did Dexter Pitman like go out there.
Mook
Go out there.
DJ Wells
Do for sure remember to play man. Go ahead. Bait. All right. Taking my daughter to a fever game with some good kid spots in Indiana. Family spots in y' all city
Teague
man. Take her to Sky Zone and drill in.
DJ Wells
Go to the children's Museum.
Teague
What's that slide?
Mook
It's one of the best in the country. Yep, it's probably the best in the country, right? Yeah, it is.
Teague
Yeah, that.
Mook
Fire activate. Activate fire.
DJ Wells
All right. Shot activate. I ain't familiar. Kind of crazy to say Joe crash never beat a 50 plus win team in the playoffs. Yeah, I saw that stat earlier today. I thought that was crazy. But hey, it got a ring. That's all that matters. I do. Blue Devils are looking dangerous as hell this season. If Shire is going to get him one, it's going to be this year. Yeah, Duke is loaded.
Mook
Who they got? What?
Teague
That'll be dope.
DJ Wells
They went crazy in the portal. That guys they got coming back in. The people that they got coming in. The young guys. Darren Ripley as well. Yeah, they got a squiddy.
Mook
Okay, Duke.
DJ Wells
They Wisconsin there. Yeah, they go.
Mook
Who's in the eighth?
DJ Wells
Yeah, if you win something else I'm
Mook
about to cut that. The super age.
Teague
That too freaked out
DJ Wells
this comment Knicks DJ Hawks bad last night with no Vaseline. Yeah, n for sure got him up out of here.
Mook
Hawks got. They got murdered.
DJ Wells
Man, I'm glad y' all owned today. Yesterday, it was too good. Y' all the best in the game. Shout out to y', all, man. Real shit.
Mook
Appreciate it.
DJ Wells
Appreciate you. 5:20 Friday was good, Pop. DJ, hook up that Magic City hoodie and start shaking like they employ you. That is gay yellow to podcast with lunch every day. Respect my pictures. Do better with Murphy, MPJ or Lori Marketing. I forgot about the Lori Marketing talks. Forgot about the Lori Marketing.
Mook
Y' all like Lori Marketing to the Detroit Pistons?
DJ Wells
Yeah, JDM something. Cause I know Lori Marketing gonna give me 25 and 10.
Teague
Yeah, he gonna score. I know he can score. Nah, give me Trey Murray forward. Lord, for that team. I'm nothing.
Mook
I like Trey Murphy with them school, too.
DJ Wells
Mpj.
Mook
I don't like mpj.
Teague
I like him. I take any scoring. They need scoring. They need MPJ bad, bro.
Mook
I like Trey Murphy more than I like mpj.
Teague
Me too. But if all they can get is mpj, take that nigga. Like, fuck it.
DJ Wells
Mook said get what you get.
Teague
No, you can get, bro.
DJ Wells
Pretty much some type of scoring facts. Jeffalo, Anthony. I can start a team without drag flag, kilo and roster 10 man roster.
Mook
That's just too many people that boys
DJ Wells
into a fancy draft for the five family. We're not going outside. Make it 20 next time. Looking for the foul brother to get in the bucket. Kobe, Jimbo getting smacked up all up gang.
Teague
Oh, yeah, I agree. They couldn't. They couldn't guard Kobe. Yeah, Shay was looking for the foul.
Mook
So the Bean hive got you.
Teague
Nah, that's cool. I. I came to my realization. That's what it really is, man. Love, Russ Whale code.
DJ Wells
Yo, Fox.
Mook
I was so happy. Yeah.
DJ Wells
This Hell Taxi match, Magic. It is rhyme or D12 requirement. Go Wolves. That's a wild match all the way.
Teague
Hell in the cell. A lot of touching. A lot of big, sweaty groping on each other, man.
Mook
Jeffrey Book still suffering from that neck
DJ Wells
breaker cream with bsa.
Mook
Better.
DJ Wells
Kobe. Kobe attacking. Got foul as.
Teague
You never said that, bro. Say he more efficient, bro. That's it.
Mook
Nope.
Teague
They said that after he win, we're gonna have a conversation. Why y' all keep making up on YouTube and Twitter, man, stop putting these narratives out. Y' all stop lying, bro.
Mook
Y' all got it. We'll be here. Mook say stop lying Chat.
DJ Wells
Tell me what Mook said about Kobe.
Teague
I got it, man.
DJ Wells
What's your top three favorite songs to play on the drum shout? Jeff, DJ Bud Mook, the BW Killer And Glizzy. God, Mike.
Teague
Oh, no, man. I don't got three. I have to get back with you.
DJ Wells
It's a wild, wild glizzy. God, Lester Jones, you're definitely a brother with the D.C. co. That Glizzy guy. That is great Glizzy.
Teague
God, when the last time you had a good. Also no funny, bro. When the last time you had a good hot dog?
DJ Wells
The Glizzy guy?
Teague
Was that at Dallas with Mark Cuban in there? That was your less glizzy that you now you eat.
DJ Wells
He lying out.
Teague
He lied.
DJ Wells
He lying in 4K.
Teague
Oh, oh,
DJ Wells
Lizzy.
Teague
At the I at the Pack center at the 1v1.
Mook
You had. Yeah, Ballpark, that had a Frank.
DJ Wells
He had a Frank.
Teague
And they don't even got. Oh, you can't even dress it up how you like, bro. He brought his own.
DJ Wells
He pulled up with it.
Teague
Damn.
Mook
You pulled the mustard out your pocket.
Teague
That says 2024
Mook
yesterday.
Teague
That was two weeks ago. Going back and getting another Glizzy. It's crazy.
Mook
God damn.
Teague
Oh, man.
DJ Wells
Oh, man. Lester Jones Jr. Definitely a brother. Who went to the Jeezy Gucci versus with that car. Definitely from Atlanta. Lester.
Mook
Happy Friday.
DJ Wells
Niggas. See me talking shit about jokers Monday. Yeah, we spend it back on the hate after a loss. Loss of the injured ng Heat. The hood ain't trying to hear it, man. Brianna never.
Teague
Okay. Respect.
Mook
Orange. Damn, he was mad. Damn. It's a live chat.
DJ Wells
Hypothetically, if the Knicks Rocket, Celtics, Pistons, Cavs are all the lose, who would be the biggest disappointment?
Teague
Knicks, bro.
Mook
The Knicks.
Teague
I'm going with the Knicks.
DJ Wells
All right, so, bros Beasley, don't forget, if you hitting the parlays, hit the Irish. Much love. Y' all see that? ISO Joe versus Bees.
Teague
Yeah, show me a good one. Me a goodie.
Mook
Who y' all got?
Teague
Can't go against ISO Joe, bro.
DJ Wells
You know what I'm saying? Probably tap in with Joe on that one.
Mook
These.
Teague
These tough, though. That's tough. I don't know. These tough. Be no walking apart. Bees hoop every day, y'. All. Every single day. You never know with Joe. He might too, bro. But Joe may hurt.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's the moments he wait for. Nah, it should be good, bro. For sure.
Teague
ISO joke, bro.
DJ Wells
Spirit, T. Make excuses. You definitely. Atlanta was better. Roll the tape.
Teague
All better than the Knicks. Respect.
Mook
Nick said all type of stupid with our team winning. DJ thought they was gonna win a championship last year. About me.
DJ Wells
Don't say our name, bro. The way y' all performed yesterday, y' all can't Say yeah, bro.
Mook
Let me stop.
DJ Wells
We were never losing the Knicks.
Mook
Tyrese.
Teague
Tyrese.
Mook
Really hate me, man. I think I really give a about the posting, man. Like, oh, probably with dj. Yeah.
DJ Wells
You know how many calls I feel about that? That's absolutely hilarious. Every time. Shout out to my dog. Morning, fellas. Prayers up to Harry. The hockey is currently off of fifth of vodka and the book of sugar. Senior tea. Please check up with your boy. Make sure he good. That last part is gay. Can't read that one. He will soon. To the Hawks, man. All right, moving on. We was all wrong. Except for maybe one of us yesterday. The Sixers shout out to Lou, man. He's built to ass against the Celtics. 106, 93. Game 7, MOOC. How we feeling? Game 7. For all the marvel so advanced.
Teague
I'm going with the Sixers, bro.
Mook
You got the Sixers in the game seven at TD Garden.
Teague
Just said he got the Sixers going to the chip. I hate the way the Celtics hoop, bro. I can't watch that no more, bro.
DJ Wells
You sick of it.
Teague
I'm sick of that, bro. My turn. Basketball. And shoot all threes, bro. Looks crazy. They did shoot hella threes yesterday. They can't hit and keep shooting.
DJ Wells
He said he can't hit.
Teague
No, he's been there.
DJ Wells
Formula, though.
Teague
This is off, though. Derrick White is due for a game.
Mook
It's going to be game seven.
Teague
Why not just drive to the hoopa a couple of times?
DJ Wells
Derrick White, Game seven. Legacy game.
Mook
Hold the game for Derrick White. Game seven. Them niggas.
DJ Wells
If that's the case, I will take the over. Or in Philadelphia. Where's Derrick White averaging in this series? Damn near like eight or nine points right now. Maybe ten.
Teague
Oh, boy. I mean, Philly's big three is. Is.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
If they lose, victory is better than Boston's big three. If they lose. What this mean for the Celtics? Don't mean Nothing, bro.
Mook
No, JT ain't, man.
Teague
He ain't only been back for 30 games, bro. This look crazy, bro.
Mook
Somebody you gotta get 100 healthy. He ain't all the way there.
DJ Wells
They gonna spend some money this off season too. They go this for a while, really construct their roster.
Teague
What? They just won the chip a couple years ago. Yeah, they're not gonna win.
Mook
They might have to move on from Derrick White, though.
DJ Wells
Somebody gotta go.
Teague
I didn't say it had to be them too.
DJ Wells
So what do they need a big okay? Yeah.
Teague
Vuce just need to come off the bench.
DJ Wells
He do? Yeah. You're gonna say they Need a starting bid. That's a problem. Kim minutes.
Teague
But V just want to get buckets, though. He ain't trying to get in that. Get scrappy. He can't even get his buckets. Cause he normally get it on the post. Now he gotta shoot all three. Joel Embiid elbowing this nigga all on the top of his head and shit.
Mook
He.
Teague
I mean, if they give him some post touches, he'll score, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, he's shooting all three. Go ahead, load it up. Let's see the highlights, man.
Mook
That's all.
DJ Wells
He took this personally. Yesterday they put built on the morning show.
Mook
I said the Sixers was gonna win that Missoula.
DJ Wells
It was at home.
Mook
And last night when we did five, 20 films, I thought Boston Celtics would have a good.
Teague
I think they got that old Phoenix Suns formula, and it ain't working, bro.
Mook
They don't got a twin dart like that.
Teague
Yeah, now he'll take it right at me. But shooting all them threes, I just
DJ Wells
back. The vibes is back. Go ahead and run through them, Lou. They was putting belt yesterday to Boston.
Teague
Yeah, indeed.
Mook
Boston gonna win, though.
Teague
They probably. Yeah, they probably gonna hit all them
Mook
damn threes this time at the crib.
DJ Wells
Yeah, it's kind of hard to go against the Celtics.
Teague
I just hate the way they play, bro. BJ is a big spark to that team, bro. I don't know. That's gonna be tough. Game seven gonna be tough.
DJ Wells
Yeah. Yeah, but like you said when PG hooping like this, boy, this nigga's crazy, bro.
Mook
He's so comfortable.
Teague
Yes, bro. To be a rookie, it's a lot of it. Ain't no pressure. You playing with three hall of Famers. You out there just hoping probably getting all the game. Bro of a pass be killing. God, he a great defender and he
DJ Wells
do everything he's supposed to do. Too much, and he just.
Teague
You get that Andre Drum, get in there for them. Get him some quality minutes. Yeah, I love that little though pass.
Mook
Pg.
DJ Wells
Yeah, the vibe is higher.
Mook
They about to get smacked. Boston might have beat them by 15.
Teague
Oh, no, bro. I seen everything falling, bro. I mean, I want JT and them to win, but. They just struggling, period.
Mook
I feel he got high when he did that, too.
DJ Wells
Like I said, be careful, boy. Yeah. Push up, away. I'm not playing game seven. Yeah, load up, man. Tyrese, Maxi, what if you can team in the playoffs, brother?
Teague
Everybody cares, though. They're taking away the game I love. And be goes to set the screen
Mook
on the real 50 team. Really better.
Teague
They Are, Yes. I try to tell you player for player. They are, bro. Try to tell you that, bro. Take them off the strength. If they healthy, bro, it's crazy. They just never healthy.
DJ Wells
It's just a big if, but ain't lying
Teague
today. One of the best teams out last time here.
DJ Wells
I remember beginning of the season, we had a conversation, if they were healthy, could they do.
Teague
I told y', all, PG just give him 16, 17 again, so you ain't got to be patient. PG.
Mook
Yeah.
Teague
Being the third optimum, that's what he really want to be anyway. Like Andre doing.
Mook
Keep hitting threes, bro. He got that now there, bro.
DJ Wells
Good job.
Teague
Now this a good backup to have. He gonna crash the glass for you. I think he hit a buzzer beater yesterday,
Mook
especially in the pick and pop. If they're gonna drop, he can make that shot.
DJ Wells
Who we have in beating Drummond, Pat M. Robinson,
Mook
Mitchell Robinson.
Teague
I don't know be right or not. Well, let's just give. Give everybody 100% health. Everybody. Yeah.
DJ Wells
Mitchell Robinson offensive, like you said. Overall, that number one is definitely a big cat as a post, too.
Teague
At the top of his game
Mook
like a bro.
DJ Wells
I don't disagree.
Teague
Robinson ain't just going around gating there, man. I feel like MB can just take that confidence away for sure.
Mook
See, Max is just saying, I got you.
DJ Wells
He's not getting disrespected. Who would I rather see? Green from mb, Boston or Sixers? They're gonna give us a better series.
Mook
I would like to see Boston play just because the franchise is like jt, the whole thing. JT tours Achilles last year against them. I like the redemption story where everybody was saying it was over with.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
Anyway, I like to get them. Get a chance to get back at them.
Teague
I feel like the Knicks is a better matchup, bro. I know they gonna beat the Celtics. They built to beat the Celtics. They figured that out already.
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DJ Wells
All right, man. We will see, man. Game seven. We already made our predictions. Are tonight's games to see how we feel. Pistons at Magic. Be him. What's up? Close out. Would a Piston survive?
Teague
I love Cade, man. I got the magic.
DJ Wells
You got the magic tonight, Mook. How you feeling? I got the magic, got the magic te.
Mook
I'm gonna take the Pistons.
DJ Wells
I'm roll with the Pistons, man. Force Game 7 for sure. Cavs at Raptors. Closeout game for the Cavs or the Raptors bringing it back to Cleveland, man,
Teague
we getting some rest. It's over with. I'm going Cavs.
DJ Wells
Going Cavs. How you feeling?
Mook
I got Raptors.
DJ Wells
I got Raptors as well. Lakers at Rockets. No KD tonight. He already said he wasn't playing yesterday. Don't even ask. How we feeling?
Teague
Lakers, bro. I told y'.
Mook
All.
Teague
Braun going crazy. He ain't, man. He ain't letting the guys go down like that again. Got the Rockets the fluky game.
DJ Wells
Hey, man, I'm happy our guys over there at the Rockets, man. Made it real serious. But go ahead and get him up out of here, man. Lakers should get it done. What do we have here? Oh, this is not 2024, right? Because this is new merch.
Teague
Ah, this is the first one. Ain't even enough mustard to fill that glizzy up. I need another one.
Mook
What was this?
Teague
Well, we had a pizza and two hot dogs just at the Pack Center. Look at how.
Mook
How many packaging you put on that little thing?
Teague
I can't say what I want to say. I gonna say pause, but. That crazy.
DJ Wells
He said the roast parts. Oh, man.
Mook
Hey, got a horny hot dog.
DJ Wells
That is nasty work, man.
Mook
Look at this. Oh, man.
Teague
The fact Mel got the videos on Tuck is crazy.
DJ Wells
All right, man, let's get back into chat before we out of here. Can t and Mookie Bus defeat mellow allows a 1v1 in their prime. DJ will the support.
Teague
No pause, bro. Mookie Bus is crazy. You want to support? What the is BBM Brothers?
DJ Wells
Nah, I don't know what that is. I would not support. I'm trying to be Barbie King to pull to Louisiana. Well, better quarter two or take care DJ 73 El Camino or 75 Chevelle? For sure. Take care of Carter 2.
Teague
I'm more of a Carter 2 kind of guy.
DJ Wells
Tough to compare. Even though they both Fire.
Teague
That's a Fire Album is crazy.
DJ Wells
Take care of Carter, too.
Mook
Yeah, I like neither one of them.
Teague
Scared of hoes.
Mook
No, no. That's a tough one.
DJ Wells
Two Fire albums for sure. Good question. Is Sean perfect for the Pistons? Blazers have so many guards that can create already. Did you play with Courtney Lee at Pike or were you on jv?
Mook
I was on all three teams, but I did not get in the game with Courtney Lee.
Teague
Shout out to Celi.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Cee Lee. Man.
Mook
I was on freshman team, JV and varsity all in one year.
DJ Wells
Damn.
Teague
Who was that?
DJ Wells
Look up Visceral Finisher, please. It's gonna be D12 finisher when he makes his WWE debut. Oh, Lord, please don't.
Mook
Visceral Finisher is crazy.
DJ Wells
Pretty wild.
Mook
Yeah. You know who Viscera is?
Teague
No, who is it?
Mook
Visceral. Weigh like 700 pounds.
Teague
Oh, he's.
Mook
Type him in. Type him in.
Teague
He's in the wwe.
DJ Wells
He used to be. Used to be.
Mook
He big as hell.
Teague
He's one of the old people that we grew up watching. Yeah.
Mook
When you see him, you're gonna be like, damn, that's him. He was fat. Fat as hell. No disrespect to him. I think he shot.
Teague
Oh, yeah, I do remember him.
Mook
I remember him.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
Yeah. Maple, they just call him, you know, he had a couple names. You know, they call him Blue Mabel. Yeah, I remember King Mabel.
Teague
Yep, I remember him. Damn.
Mook
Switching their names.
Teague
Yeah, man, that's crazy.
Mook
Viscera, Big Daddy V, the Love Machine, whatever you want to call him.
Teague
He had one of the most wildest
Mook
movesets for a 500 pound man. RP to one of the greats, man. But if I was told to get into the ring, you can count how much times and I can guarantee you it'll be in the double digits. Like, he's still going. Everybody in the ring is just watching. I would not be able to keep his.
Teague
Vince McMahon. Count your names. You let this tear him up like that in front of the world. In front of the world. DJ and Jeff was probably watching this. What the. Yo. In front of my son, Chuck, man, I gotta holla at you. What I see, bro. We gotta talk, bro. About the old days. Love you, Chuck.
Mook
It was crazy, man.
DJ Wells
Yeah, man. Attitude. Eric was totally different, man. Like you said, Mr. Man. Get well soon. I think People, me included, got carried away with the Joker talk. Or we compare him to Shaq and Hakeem. I'm sure he's better than Giannis. Damn. How y' all feel about that all the time? You taking Giannis or Joker?
Teague
I'm gonna tell you a Joker, bro. Can't just say honest. Be going outside, too. I'm nothing. They kind of even to me.
Mook
That is, they even to me kind of even, bro.
Teague
Y' all is one of the ones, too, bro. He is for sure. I love Yanis, but average triple double, bro. I'm a center and leading the league in assists.
DJ Wells
Yeah, yeah.
Teague
What he's doing is averaging like 3 steals, 2.6. Whatever it was stills a game.
Mook
Come on, bro. He was one of the league leaders in steals.
Teague
Yeah, come on, bro. This thing, he can't run. He's the slowest in the league, bro. Respect. He's cold.
DJ Wells
And he can have more accolades if he actually cared about that.
Teague
Yeah, but Giannis be doing the same.
Mook
He do.
Teague
Oh, Donna's never released the league in assist. I'm just saying he'd be having a lot of them. He be up there. He close to triple doubles, too.
DJ Wells
Not gonna lie. Many Harding McDaniel's back. I didn't know offensive bag was like that. What if they hold him back, but
Teague
gotta adjust with certain players, bro.
Mook
He definitely more capable.
Teague
Third option on the team. That make you even colder. He can play any style.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
That's just crazy. They got him and Nas Reed. They really got a fire team.
DJ Wells
Jamal Murray got some wild playoff moments, but that man most viral clip was John going crazy on him. But a team up, healthy and big. Better than healthy Joker. DJ ton a white glove and hit a hehe. It's funny as fuck. Healthy and beat or healthy Joker? Who y' all taking?
Teague
Embiid, bro. Me?
DJ Wells
I gotta take Joker, bro. I gotta take Joker.
Teague
He kills Joker.
Mook
Yeah, he's not taking beat on healthy.
DJ Wells
But I went to the promised land, bro.
Teague
I'm just not healthy. It's not your fault, but it.
DJ Wells
Yeah, I went to the promised land, bro.
Teague
That's a team thing, too.
DJ Wells
Jeffy was trying to say that Big D could be like. Nah, kind of just defender mini. When feature, he kills.
Mook
I mean, the kill is in the Walker show. He can score the ball for sure. But yeah, kind of similar situation.
Teague
He read. No, that shit was funny.
DJ Wells
Shout out to Nikki Walker Alexander. Did you put one of your whips on Turo? My need something nice for the weekend? No, sir. Appreciate you. Shout out to the pod dj, do the move for your boy one time. Never got no boob dance now that's crazy.
Mook
Oh, God damn, that's hard.
DJ Wells
Hit the booze Crazy.
Mook
That shit crazy it crazy.
Teague
That about to go up, cuz. Why turn you into a Tik Tok? It's already up, bro.
DJ Wells
Yeah, hit the mood royalties, man.
Mook
I can't wait to go out.
Teague
Black ass got me all over Tik Tok.
Mook
You gotta look away my booy cut
Teague
that freedo he called Fredo Fredo Pain freeo man. Funny man. That was funny.
DJ Wells
Teacher here busting my student on his phone watching y' all in my class with captions. We had a good laugh. When I say I watch you guys too much love. That's one. Pay attention, kids. Get off your damn phone.
Mook
I'm crying.
DJ Wells
Jeff really thought his bum ass hawks had a chance to get some Ex jay couldn't score cj older than 10, 4 nice than a jeff ch. Look like the kid from Smart Guy.
Teague
Damn, he be going crazy on this super.
DJ Wells
What that he got to talk.
Mook
He had a bunch of to say. Let me see how much money he sent that.
Teague
N25.
Mook
Yeah, you can get your shit off with the 10 bucks, Ricky.
DJ Wells
Mike, what's your ghost who order from Winter Circle in the five. Winter Circle?
Mook
I don't know what that is, but
DJ Wells
that's a real spot, though.
Teague
It's a real spot.
DJ Wells
We about to Google it.
Teague
You ever been to the. You ain't never been to the Winter Circle, Mike?
Mook
No,
Teague
man.
Mook
Do you know it's gonna be a gay baker?
Teague
Why now that's a real spot, bro. Gourbank Lizzies.
Mook
That go look
Podcast Host
crazy.
Mook
Wiener Circle. That's a bad name, bro.
Teague
Not for these times, bro. But that's like. That's a staple out there, man.
DJ Wells
I respect it.
Teague
I know the Chicago there.
Mook
Like we used to go over there,
Teague
bro. Are produced out there in Chicago, man. Respect, bro.
DJ Wells
Remember, the best hot dog has crazy. Mike, you were a true pro. Nasty work. Y' all think like as a cook. What do you mean by that? I don't think Laker is cook, but it's gonna get wicked second round either way. I see what happened with the evil brother. Y' all done knocked him unconscious. T that man to a fridge did hit the hallelujah rainy, man. Man, that is. That is gay.
Teague
That's crazy.
DJ Wells
That is gay.
Mook
He might eat a glizzy with his own. Ooh, probably mayo.
DJ Wells
Then brush his teeth with the wood. It's crazy.
Teague
Oh, God. Bro gotta clean his mouth when he get done and clean your team. And clean your team. Mike said the wood. Clean your teeth, cuz. I mean, that's it.
Mook
But I said everybody.
Teague
Nah, that's what it is, though, y'.
Podcast Host
All.
Mook
Wow, man. Man, oh, man.
Teague
Shout out to the super
DJ Wells
love from Mississippi. Appreciate everything, guys. Do y' all get me through the work day? Be here. I watch a broken play episode. Y' all completely out of pocket.
Teague
Yeah, they. They took out some, but it.
Mook
He ain't read nothing.
DJ Wells
I was paraphrasing. Hey, no, the wood is still on you, brother. Trying to take that spotlight off you n. They got you, brother. Don't deflect.
Teague
He said the wood is still on. YouTube. Yeah, they. They clipping it. So some did get removed. But shout out to the family, man. Shout out to JoJo, man. Shout out to ball. I appreciate y' all
DJ Wells
hilarious, for sure. How come the CP3 Rubio archetype point guard disappeared these days? Is squad more important? Feel like a lot of teams could use a floor general who average 15 to 20. Love from Australia.
Teague
That's a fact, though.
Mook
Yeah, it's gone, man. People don't even practice that way. They're not even taught to play the game that way no more. You know what I mean? It's about getting buckets now. If you're not like, a scorer on the court and like, you not, you don't have the ability to shoot or something, like, they kind of look at you as a liability a little bit.
Teague
They need to bring that old point guard back, bro. Definitely bring the old big man back, make the game go smoother. They need to bring that shit back, too, bro. We ain't got no bigs. Yeah.
Mook
I mean, when you see Wimby running around like he is just like, man,
Teague
most people not gonna be like that, bro. He's a unicorn.
Mook
For sure. We know that, but not the world, nigga.
Teague
They took point guards and centers out the game, like, basically, yeah, legit. It's all wings.
DJ Wells
What's that? Shout out to the squad who gave more belt than Knicks or Joe Jackson. DJ hit the chicken wing for the five, man. Respect stuff. All right, man.
Teague
Right? Joe. Joe beat the hell out of kids, boy.
DJ Wells
What the next did to them last night?
Teague
You're a cold bro to whoop 10 kids at once,
Mook
Bill.
Teague
Getting tangled to afros. And that is kicking ass.
DJ Wells
Hey, what's crazy in the movie, bro? They did a performance, bro. They went crazy. They got back up. He said, start to practice, say, damn, bro. No pco.
Mook
Then he call big nose.
DJ Wells
Like, they ain't get it from him. Facts.
Mook
Big ass. No.
DJ Wells
Got everything from him. I look just like you.
Teague
That is crazy, man.
DJ Wells
All right, man. WB Pres to me
Mook
got this nose. Sure.
DJ Wells
Yeah. I got. Be careful.
Teague
My girls right here, man.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
Fever.
Mook
Yeah. We get to talk about your ass now. You make a lot of money.
DJ Wells
Lord, we on the RO.
Mook
Championship.
DJ Wells
The real is back. Yeah.
Mook
You going to the bathroom, man? Yeah.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Mook
Delivers with a three.
DJ Wells
He got a spitty court look so small.
Mook
Defense
DJ Wells
five.
Mook
Can you go back? L. Hard to guard.
Teague
Yeah.
Mook
You see how girls got. Yeah, Girls gotta. She had to go to. That's funny.
Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Like, now we get comfortable.
Mook
Yeah. I gotta get the right angle. That's just funny. I fade away. It's hard to guard. Oh, yeah.
DJ Wells
Mobilings new pickup.
Teague
We lit, man. I'm seeing MVP travel.
Mook
Okay.
DJ Wells
Super travel. That's eight.
Teague
I'm saying avp, too.
DJ Wells
Yeah.
Teague
Yeah.
Mook
First quarter. That's good. Where my girl at? Where KE at?
DJ Wells
Really hard.
Teague
Oh, yeah.
Mook
The Swag Snatch
Teague
top.
Mook
Never one
Teague
is living there for preseason. Yeah. Dj. We got an MVP season.
Mook
MVP for Kaylin. Her article.
DJ Wells
Yeah. It's going down now.
Mook
Okay.
DJ Wells
Unless Asia Wilson don't want it. Really?
Mook
I'm going with Asia Wilson again.
DJ Wells
But they're probably with a chip.
Teague
But Kaylin Clark, man. Fever. We will be in the building. We'll win it all.
Mook
Can't wait. I got the dream going far this year, man. Well, got my girl.
Teague
Probably gonna be all right. They gonna be cool.
Mook
Angel Reese down there, man.
Teague
They had a rocky start.
Mook
We gonna. We're gonna lock in, man.
DJ Wells
I heard that last year.
Teague
Yeah.
DJ Wells
Shout out to the dream, though. Shout out. AG Yeah, I definitely got a party squad.
Teague
All right.
DJ Wells
Denver needed them to challenge Antonio. Now that Antonio sleepwalks at Western Conference final. Minnesota has no shot. What gives him the best pants chance? Excuse me. I think he focused on shutting down role players and make Vic beat you solo. Letting them get 40 plus as long as they lose. What you think?
Mook
Yeah, that's a good plan. Like. But Wimby's such a. He could score so easy because it's height.
Teague
Yeah, bro. He might get some rest this series, though. He might get some real rest, bro. I already see him. I don't see them playing that the whole game. In a lot of these games. Wimby.
DJ Wells
Oh, he gonna have to play.
Teague
If they. Yeah, he gonna have to play. I'm saying if they getting on their ass, they're gonna sit him, bro.
DJ Wells
Y' all ain't bet it, girl. So you better Be careful.
Teague
How about say sexy Red?
DJ Wells
Yep. Shout out. Greek team. We just made the playoffs. Game one is on 520. Y' all turn up for me.
Teague
I got to tell y', all, I'm definitely down.
DJ Wells
Yo, any advice for to take down my first 220? Got two honey packs in the bottle of D. Nervous?
Teague
I told you, bro. He thought he about to nut. Pull out and eat it for a little bit. Get back together.
DJ Wells
All right. Verified buckets be here. Who's getting to it yesterday, brother?
Teague
Him that prep gave a motherfucker. Got a full catering order ahead of you, boy. Nah, I give it to Jay McDaniels, man. Closing it out. 32 and 10 is fire.
DJ Wells
Yes, sir. Man. What you got, T?
Mook
I'm going with tyrese Maxey. Yeah. 30 and five.
DJ Wells
Yes, sir. Mook, how you feeling?
Teague
OG 297.
DJ Wells
He put belt close out game, man. Joker, man, Last game of the season, he had 28:10 to nine, man. Almost a triple double. How he been playing all season long, man? All right. The last time this week, shout out to Hard Rock bet. Be hearing what you got for him today, brother.
Teague
Man, P5 20.
Mook
Yeah.
Teague
K25 Cavs to cover the spread over the Raptors. Harden 20. Mitchell 20 Lakers to cover the spread over the Rockets. Brian, 2250. Pay you 7800 a day, man. And that's with the 25% profit boost.
DJ Wells
Amen, man. Two hundred and fifty. When you seven, 800, man, tap in with Hard Rock Bet also, you got the magic to cover and that one as well. Yeah, okay, man. I ain't mad at it, man. We'll see what happens. Shout out to hard rock bet.250 when you save 800 shots. I feel me over there at Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. We tapped in something special coming in. May also shop Club520.com right now, man. Get your tickets, get your merchants going down. May 23, inner city. Full day for everybody to enjoy. We can't wait to see y'.
Teague
All.
DJ Wells
Five twenty days going up. We appreciate y'. All. We will catch y' all on Monday. 5:20 in the morning.
Teague
Yes, sir. The volume.
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Date: May 1, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn (Mook)
Producer: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume
In this lively Friday morning edition of Club 520, Jeff Teague and his crew break down a drama-filled NBA playoff night, with heavy focus on the Knicks’ historic thrashing of the Hawks, the Timberwolves’ upset over the Nuggets, and the Sixers forcing Game 7 against the Celtics. With their signature mix of raw basketball knowledge, playful banter, and cultural references, the Club 520 guys offer hot takes, hindsight wisdom, and plenty of laughs. Whether reminiscing about wild NBA draft picks, debating player legacies, or clowning each other for “glizzy” hot dog habits, this episode is a fast-flowing, must-listen recap for NBA fans.
[04:09] – [06:33]
**“They have 60 points for 10 minutes left in the second quarter.” — Mook (05:23)
The crew breaks tension with run-on jokes. Reference to Lil Boosie in the crowd and playful arguments about who’s to blame—“not just Trey Young, the team as a whole.”
[08:00] – [13:17]
“This is your chance, bro. Y’all was down 30, you can start going crazy.” — Teague, on underperforming players in a blowout (09:13)
[15:14] – [16:27]
[41:59] – [44:51]
“If they lose, Philly’s big three is better than Boston’s big three. What this mean for the Celtics? Don’t mean nothing, bro.” — Teague (42:49)
[17:19] – [21:03]; [30:48] – [32:51]
[38:03] – [39:14]
[29:02] – [30:14]
[56:36] – [58:21]
[63:04] – [63:58]
[52:02] – [54:02]
The tone is irreverent, witty, and conversational, crisscrossing between serious NBA breakdown and playground-style roasting. Each main topic—whether the Hawks’ epic collapse, the new Eastern Conference hierarchy, or debates about legacy—is packed with anecdotes, real talk on basketball culture, and plenty of inside jokes. Unexpected digressions (like who would buy and "own" Fort Wayne, Indiana) add to the fun and camaraderie.
Club 520’s May 1st, 2026 “520 in the Morning” episode delivers classic Jeff Teague humor and sharp hoops insight, covering a wild NBA Playoffs night, arguing legacies, and celebrating/bemoaning the evolution of the NBA. If you missed the playoff games, this episode is your catch-up—with a side of laughs and plenty of Clutch City debate.
For more laughs and NBA breakdown, follow @club520podcast and check out all things Club 520 at ShopClub520.com.