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the world and we Good morning. Happy Monday. It's 5:20 in the morning. Your favorite sports show brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. Gas going up, food going up. But not boost Mobile Man $25 unlimited nationwide. Tap in with the family over there. Shout out to Hard Rock B. Be him March Madness. We still cracking man, you got a lay today, brother.
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Yeah, I got a lay today, but it's only for the NBA. Back for the lays on Wednesday for the NCAA.
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Sh. We gonna get this chicken anyway. Shout out to StockX keeping us fresh and the as well. Shout out to the dun contest. College slam dunk contest. We will be hosting April 3rd in the city Indianapolis, Indiana.
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Man, pull up.
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We gonna see y' all have a good time. Also, Black fest podcast festival April 25th, man. Atlanta, Georgia. We will be there having a good time. Special guest will be announced soon. Man, can't wait to see y'.
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All.
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Got a full house this Monday morning. We got Teague, we got Bishop, we got Mook. Fellas, good morning. How y' all doing?
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What's happening?
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What up?
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Okay, man, listen, man, it's a sad day when I'm saying everybody team is out of the tournament right now. Weird team didn't make it.
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But our team, y' all been out. What do you mean? Arkansas.
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We're still going strong.
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Oh, no.
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There's no. Hell no. No. That is nasty. Let's get to it. Arkansas.
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I'm by the way Arkansas though. I'm by the way Arkansas. I'm like half and half.
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They've been having conversations.
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I played for cow bros but I did go to Kentucky, so I'm cool. Both.
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Is it cool for the Kentucky alumni to solve a cow situation?
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Yes, bro. That's what I played for, bro. I want Kentucky to win. They lost, so now I go for Cal. Okay, simple.
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Where's your loyalty?
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Cal?
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Really? But Kentucky too? I don't know, bro. Pat Kelce lost. Oh, well, I wasn't wrong.
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What type of is that?
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That was the coach. That coach.
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What type?
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You ain't supported all here long,
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So he's out so I wouldn't room for him. I got Marcus to go play for Cal. That was all me.
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Oh, so that's why I root for Arkansas.
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Marcus wanted to go to be a Bearcat. That's facts.
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Hey, that's funny as hell.
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They coach this guy let go too, man. West, it just LS all across all bad. This is dark, man. Let's get to it. Somebody cussed me out by D. Ucla.
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That's who I was with, bro.
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I used.
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Somebody text me was like F Wake Forest.
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They lost last. I'm like, they play. They did and they lost. And we have it on the show. Don't you worry. We'll highlight it later.
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What?
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What game was they in? Dollar tree ball. G Ray cup. We the only one that accepted the Invite.
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Hey, get some room.
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Why are people disrespecting nit like that? It seems to say we are not sliding. Like y' all actually need to be there.
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I used to be a thing when we was kids, bro. Ain't l no more with the nit when we was growing up.
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Nit now is like a punishment, bro. Yeah, they need to make another tournament that go against the NCAA and like a big pay payday tournament like winner.
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That'll be fun.
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Everybody on the team, win a million dollars. Start turning down that NCAA tournament.
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That's crazy.
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Well, hopefully they don't see this before we host the sl. I'm just saying, my f y' all the tournament still alive. Iowa got the best of Florida yester 372 on a go ahead bucket. Loaded up lo I with the surprise victory over Florida. I had this in my bracket.
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Why? Why was they pressing though, bro? It made no sense.
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They were supposed to foul G, man.
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Wow. They was up too. They got fouls again. Oh, they did. That's even worse.
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That's a pretty nice picture. I don't know. We going have a highlight. Give us a second.
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They was in a full press up too.
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Yeah, they got wicked yesterday, man.
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They was losing all goddamn game.
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Here we go. The go ahead bucket.
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I'm nothing, bro. What was he doing right here? Why he ain't shoot the ball Right here? Shoot it. Yeah, bro. Just pull up, bro. He ain't played major basketball his whole career. Just pull up.
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Family.
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That's the where you smoke the game, bro. When you play sad people for half your career and you get on this stage like, look at that, bro.
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That's crazy, right?
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Why are you pressing the only shot
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that can hurt me? Let's get it.
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I'm giving up. You can get this layup, bro.
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Yeah, please.
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You can have a lady. I feel like we're gonna beat y' all overtime. Yeah.
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Iowa with the shocker over Florida, man. Get well soon. And the coaches was not happy about it. Loaded up blue. They was about to squabble yesterday.
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I don't like that though. Florida take your ill now.
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He been on there with everybody.
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This coach is fire, bro. He just got there too.
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2016 for Iowa. Talk to him.
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Don't mess about. He a great coach. I. I don't like that
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talking greasy. I don't know what was said why
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he was so mad, but apparently he
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had some to say to him.
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Because he lost. That's all
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said he said.
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He said it must have been a weak play or something.
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Hey, it was soon Florida. Hold that ill, man. Shout out to Iowa. Advancing on to the sweet 16.
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Thanks.
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Shout out to my Rick, man. St. John's got the best of Kansas yesterday. 65, 67, 65.
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The worst game I ever watched.
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Go ahead, load it up.
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Rick Latino boy. He's a hell of a coach.
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And right here. Hey, good move, man. Show the real move after this.
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This was a bad game.
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Rip through.
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Hey, Donovan Mitchell,
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man. He hit a game. He had shot all game. Hit a game winning bucket, man. His store never happened before, man. Nobody's ever shot the whole game.
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This is bad defense, bro.
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Let's go home.
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Where's the help side? They haven't made three all game, bro. I gotta beat me from the three. Number 13. You gotta get. You gotta get your nil taken away. Yeah, you gotta do something. This ain't score all day. You get.
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Yeah, my time is Sean.
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Derek Peterson should have helped a little bit though.
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I've been saying a lot of that discord. They said that Derek Peterson should have helped.
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No, that's not who's supposed to be discussed.
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Yeah, he scored all games. Yeah, the three point line could beat me, bro. Because respectfully, I hit a three all game.
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That was the man that they would say that they should help off of. So why there appears to help?
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He was. And he. He didn't even switch. Two people went to the side. The dude really was opening the corner. But the label was open too. It was just bad defense, bro. Hey, their pieces were just floating. I'm not getting. But yeah, the white dude ain't scored all the game.
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So we don't blame Darren.
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Nah, I just say he should have helped. But dude got cooked 13 per game, man. He definitely waste no time on the clock.
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That's the conversation I was gonna have. Himself was wilding.
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That first foul. The first foul made no sense.
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That first foul.
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They foul as soon as he caught
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the ball and he could tell advanced. I didn't like that.
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But when they driving. Yeah, I'm felon every time. As soon as they run full speed, then I start failing. Like they was just catching and fouling.
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So is that just bad strategy or bad defense or both?
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Both.
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Damn, who's this bad?
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All right, man. The Darren Peterson experiment is over. He had 21 yesterday. I love the post game. That was asking real questions. Like he gave a damn what they was talking about.
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It's over. He didn't care.
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Yeah, I have everything in that apartment. I am not coming back to Kansas.
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He probably cared for about five Minutes. I literally probably flew to LA or wherever. I'm going to TR right after the game. I wouldn't even finish my schooling. Yeah, I can have all that schooling.
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I ain't been in class since October.
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Yeah, true. I can have everything.
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When I said I'm on the jet.
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Load the jet up.
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Yeah.
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My assignment is done.
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Yeah, Me, m. Brown, everybody still playing but Caleb Wilson. Oh, yeah, Caleb Wilson been left. He left Carolina. No, he might like Carolina. He probably at school. Load the jet, bro. You don't like Carolina that much because you ain't coming back.
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Yeah. Dang. Shout out to St. John.
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That's what y' all be on, though. That's what y' all be. I don't know.
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If y' all was there, would y'
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all thug it out to school?
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Would y' all be in the Jet as well? We had two. Cat was not playing with us, bro. Not for real. He said y' all not about to miss my scholarships up, bro. I will be at the school
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that went up messing my program.
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Wait for you, too.
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I mean, I didn't know I was leaving, but yeah. Yeah. James, scholarships.
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Every time I think, I think about what Ben Simmons did to lsu.
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One of my favorite documentaries.
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Documentary.
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What did he do?
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He said, I can't play basketball.
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Basketball over that. Buzz was up, bro.
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He was out of there, bro. He's out of pocket.
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His whole family came from Australia, bro. Back this up
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and you know what happened after scholarship. Yeah, for sure, man. Shout out to St. John's man. Two incredible seasons in a row. Moving on to the sweet 16. Uncle Rick, one of the ghosts, for sure.
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As long as he gonna coach.
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Hey, man, the vampire still moves on, man. He was yelling at them first game, they was up 23. That's what I knew. Yeah, he getting back to his ways. All right, man.
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Moving on.
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Purdue got the best in Miami. 79.69. Hell of a game it's going on since we 16.
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Shout out to Braden, too, man.
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Set the all time record.
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I honestly thought Miami was gonna win this game, too.
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Sheldon Henderson, first half looked like he was about to take him a victory. He had 18 eight. I forgot that him and Cedric Cow were supposed to be at the Duke team this year. That would have been real crazy. Now, is this out of pocket, y'?
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All?
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Shout out to our God, man. Malik Renault. After the game, he went up to concession stand in his full uniform, get some food. Is he wilding after a loss?
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But that just like. I'm like, damn.
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Come on, bro. One of the Hoes or something. We gotta go get. Oh, baby, I'm doing that. Baby. Go get the doordash in front of the arena. Look at my doordash.
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So he's out of pockets for going to the concession.
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Thinking about that food for a minute.
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Come on. Y' all got it. Right is right. Wrong.
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Must be smelling good.
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If y' all players would have been at the concession,
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that should have been funny as hell.
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What they do after our game.
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I a see the kid get on
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the bus in three months. Facts. We start 18 kids.
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We lead a game. It just be us five coaches on we go. 18 got so bad, one time we won a game.
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We had a manager,
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the biggest in the party.
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Could
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stinking like a. That's crazy.
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How y' all get home? Hey, Nah, we good.
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Shout out to the Pike Hurricanes, apparently. I know you said a trend. Apparently. That's cool, but you were crazy at 24. Trey Kaufman had 18 and nine. Shout out to Purdue. Moving on, man. All right. UCLA got they ass whooped yesterday against UConn. 73, 57, Yukon. I told y', all, they get enough praise, man. That's a dangerous team. Moving on to the season.
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Shout out to Mullins, man.
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Yes, sir. 17 was balling, so he had 27 to 5, too. He was hitting everything. Moving on Tennessee, a team that a lot of people doubted all year long, including us. Took care of Virginia. 79, 72. Hey, man. 316. This team had a lot of struggles, had some success.
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But when native men started killing. Yeah, team changed, bro.
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That's true.
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They elevated.
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Oh, yeah. 1,000 people would not be going back to Knoxville. Whenever he was doing some stupid.
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Yesterday, though, he was traveling on the outer bounds, all kind of.
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Yeah, he did. Some freshman yesterday, man. But they held on. Took care of Virginia this game. You watch this, boy.
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Oh, Lord.
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I got a point guard.
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I would say best player. Did not play. Y' all.
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Still, y' all probably got some individual killers. I'm saying,
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bro. Oh, he. He. He trying to hold it down always Hooper.
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Yeah.
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No, no, they can't hoop. We got.
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We need a. I ain't doing.
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How you feel about this? Mo J. Quinn say, hey, man. We appreciate y' all. Two M's and score 20 points all season long.
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He been hurt, bro. If you hurt, you hurt, bro.
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100 GS a point.
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Safety first.
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That's the problem. That's why money about to start being brought up and like this.
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If you really hurt, you can't play. I can't be mad at you.
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He Was hurt.
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No, I respect that. I ain't even know. I'm just saying, your whole roster.
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He was. Before they gave him the money. Yeah, that's they fault. On some real. That's they fault.
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He said, well, this probably be my last year of college basketball, so I'm
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gonna enjoy my time, go back to campus.
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What about the other 20 million that I spent?
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Where is it? They don't got no Hooper. Hoopers like one dude that could shoot a little bit with the dread. Yeah, he can hoop, but he ain't like no killer. Like Kentucky known in the last couple years when Cal was there, they had killers. Yeah. Gotta bring the vibes back. I agree. The vibes is like areas a cup was supposed to be at Kentucky Facts.
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But AJ Device is supposed to be Kentucky.
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Yeah, we sent all that to. Sent all that to Arkansas.
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Arkansas.
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They reloaded. They got number killers coming next year.
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Yeah, they got the best point about the nation coming next year. He is.
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I'm like, no. Do y' all think over there? Yeah, Yeah, I see. Go crazy. Go down the street.
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Kentucky fans is sick. Cal stealing tournament right now. Oh, they're pissed sick. Damn.
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Cause the Method still lose all, bro.
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That's me.
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It's me, bro.
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And Cal, such a.
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He throws such a smooth jab at everybody. Like, you know, that's just a great
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coach to have over there.
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I mean, he's the perfect fit for that system. Yeah, he's a Kentucky guy. I wasn't a Kentucky guy. You know, I'm like, damn. Keep saying the right for sure. Pissing them off even more.
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And then everybody, bro, all they best players is like, well, yeah, I'm going for Arkansas.
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Tyler Hero was like, yeah, I'm going for Arkansas. They like Kentucky still in it. He's like, yeah, I'm going for Arkansas.
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Loyalty is with Cal, man.
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We with Kentucky, but we with Cal, too, bro. Yeah, it's crazy.
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Apparently, I didn't with Iowa State, man, yesterday I was upset that I did lose the first game. You know what I'm saying? I will stay fulfilled the prophecy yesterday. I appreciate y'.
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All. They look like when they had old
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buddy as a coach, Billy Gillespie.
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Damn.
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That's what it looked like. Oh, Billy was bad and he was an.
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I know Mark posted a coach, but
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it's cold when Billy was there.
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I know Pope's still the coach, but y' all need to go get ride Strickland, bro. Hell no. Go get my dog. Strict, bro. Ain't no more going. The vibes will be back, bro. Telling you.
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Go get Kenny Payne.
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Right? It's time for. Nah, it's time for the upgrade. To be the last y' all gonna ever see in Kentucky. He had it rocking
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with Toby after a while, boy. I was actually on campus when that happened at uk and it was like, damn.
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And he run that back. Damn.
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Tubby smells a hell of a thing.
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He told me, you cannot play here.
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Damn.
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I wasn't good enough. Tubby said that? No, no.
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What school was he at?
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He was drunk.
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Respectful to the team.
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Looking at Kentucky
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link up.
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Cause he was. When he became the coach. And you not like Coach Prosser had died.
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Oh, yeah.
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People started calling. Oh, I don't know why he called. He called you to tell you wasn't Bill.
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You left me out of pocket.
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He called you and said, hey, you're not good enough to come here.
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It's a thousand kids, like, in the world.
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Because they. I guess the NCAA gave us like. Yeah.
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Yeah. Waivers.
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Yeah, man, I don't know why you called me. Told me I wasn't good enough to call me and go out your way to tell me that was kind of like trying to recruit me.
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But I don't even know you, bro. For you to hit my line. Tell me you can't pull up that over there.
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Been through some.
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I would. I wouldn't even look at that.
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No, but I'm just saying that's some.
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Then they like, we gonna put you
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on the phone with the guy, and that's what he said. All you had to do is not get on the phone.
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That's what I'm saying, bro. You like. Nah, I ain't with T. And then
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like, once got cool. I got cool with Jody Mix and he was like, man, I scored 50 and he got mad at me.
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Damn.
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What?
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Pat Patterson, Joe Crawford. Yeah, yeah. Dark over there.
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Yeah.
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So you want to play on that roster?
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No.
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And Mark Crips would have got you out of here.
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Whoever them is.
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I have no clue. That is at all. That's funny.
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Hey, Dusty Mills from Doublesville turn up Joe Crawford. I know. Patrick Patterson. Jody, I know. Who?
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Ramil Bradley.
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I know him, too.
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He definitely cool.
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Yeah. That's all I know.
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I could have been a real Wildcats together, man. Better up, man.
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I've never thought about him. I never thought about.
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I remember Alex.
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Hey, get well. So he was.
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Yeah, I remember Alex, too. Detroit.
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Yeah.
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Was nice. That's. Y' all great. I don't know. I think he went to Oak Hill, didn't he? Yeah. Detroit. Well, duh. He played for the family from Detroit.
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Give us some of the Kentucky, man. Moving on. Arizona secure. Utah State, 78.66. And Bradley went crazy yesterday.
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They almost walked Arizona ass down.
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Yeah, he got wicked, though, for sure. Alabama took care of Texas tech. Light work ass. 965 Bama boys. Boy, they hit 19 threes yesterday. 19 3.
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I thought this would have been a better game because Texas Tech got some good guards.
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They do. Christian. Yeah.
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Roll one up for him.
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Chill. If I case right now. You will soon, man.
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All right, man.
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Let's get the super chat.
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I know he feel like, bro.
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Yeah, man. Pretty real, man. Yeah.
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That story getting crazy.
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Yeah, it's getting dark by the minute, man. We're snitching. All right. Movie Montana.
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Thanks, bro.
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One of the highest of a decade for 22 million. First weekend exit. Yes, thanks.
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You ain't wrong.
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Finesse. Finesse. With MOOC mode on. My neighbor after MOOC popped up in my dream, like Kobe telling me to go crazy. By the way, she's 235.
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4. God damn. She dragging the wax in the front and back. Morning, fellas.
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If he'll call Friday words. I ain't happy Chat. It cost my heart as. Oh, that got roasted by B hen. Yes.
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Oh, yeah. Y' all gotta. I can't wait for that reel to drop.
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Yeah, we love. We love live calls. DJ Mook up there look like the Powerpuff Girls. That's crazy. You being. I had a mocha's moment and went brazy on some fours and fives in Galveston, Texas, myself. Please forgive me for.
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I have some fives, man. Who y' all think. Hold on, bro.
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Y' all think. Y' all talking to.
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Y' all confused about something.
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Fours and fives is crazy.
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Y' all are accurate. These
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was the fire. Red team looking like Killian Mukabe. That's fire.
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You.
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You finna go to Mexico for the World cup feature? Some torches out there get nifty for 250. Jesus. Good morning, DJ. Senor DeMarco forever. Personal favorite hoop highlights, moments on the court. Your perspective careers pick up any edges piece. Y' all respect. Y' all have any highlights moments? Y' all focus on the court.
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He about to say some crazy. Probably for me. Yeah. Nah, I don't got any. Probably like winning there, going to Eastern Conference finals when I was in Atlanta. That was cool. I thought they meant like a move, a highlight. Yeah. Winning championships and stuff like that.
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Oh, yeah.
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All right.
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Mookie F, baby. We all know what the F is for. Start, bench, cut. Monique from the Parkers. Real big mama for big mama's house. This ain't come down the soul train line real quick.
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Hilarious.
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What the F is for is Percy. Y' all disrespectful, man. What the F is for? That's out of pocket, man. All right, man. Moving on, man. Saturday we had some good ass game. One of the best games so far the tournament for me. Arkansas and High Point man. Arkansas got the dub 488 here's a went crazy 36 six Thomas at 19 rob mar High Point got busy 35. Love the mixtapes, Luke.
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He's.
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He's. It's a hell of a duel, man.
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Acuff made it to the final four. He the best player in California. You gotta be point guard.
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Doordash is built for that moment. And when the group chat says pull up doordash make sure I show up prepared with snacks, drinks and even an extra charger from tip off to OT. Stay in your bag and order on DoorDash. DoorDash in your bag. All season long, critics and audiences agree
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only three letters Describe. They will kill you. WT E F. Splendid. USA Today calls it bloody and bonkers.
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Are you ready to die?
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IGN declares it's electrifying action cinema and popcorn entertainment to the max.
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How many of you are there?
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It begs to be seen in a packed theater.
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Please remember to clean up the blood.
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Wow. They will kill you. Now playing only in theaters. Rated R. Under 17 not admitted without parent.
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It's 5:20 in the morning. Out the gate. How you what? Out the gate. This player, he had his way.
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This nigga's really killing. Nah, he cold. They said he's the best person to ever play for Arkansas.
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Damn. That's what they said.
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Oh, I thought he was about to dunk that. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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He better than Joe Johnson, bro. In college, they weren't popping like that. He better enjoy college. Yeah.
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The way he closed his game out, though, is really what impressed me. I mean, he killed our game, but this.
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Wouldn't be able to do nothing with Joe and leave. But college. Ain't nobody looking at Arkansas, bro. For who?
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They did good that year. Joe was there, though, I think. How long?
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Not like this, though.
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Nah. I mean, that was a huge stagger right there. That's a lot to go for.
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Rob Martin, man, he was hooping.
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He couldn't go around.
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Nah, not at all. Hello, performance. Boy, you made history.
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I see why High Point coach was talking. They got a squad, bro. And dude that went to Kentucky was hooping, too. Yeah, he killed at 25.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Brazil can't guard. I told you. He's a bad defender. Oh, hey, like Jerome Randall out there. What? He gonna be overseas for a couple years. Kill himself. He look just like Jerome Randy.
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Nice.
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Come on, man.
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He was tearing they ass.
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Well, he got to that high ball
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screen and was cooking.
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Excuse me. This was tough. It was going to work.
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Let me see that.
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Come on, Brazil. Brazil. We play Arkansas. Going at him, bro.
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I know Johnson had a hell of a first game, got the layup to win the game. But I feel like those shots he took at the end of the second half was unnecessary. Especially for the fact that Rob Mark could not be stopped. That was a tough loss for High Point, man, hell, but season for them. Y' all on the map. But hey, Arkansas is just a team. I feel like a Final Four.
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They could beat Arizona, bro. I don't think so. I think they gonna expose Brazil. I think Cold Pete don't go to work on playing that good. I know, but it's just one of them games, you know, like when people have teams and moments where it match up. Like this is a matchup. Like everybody circled it. Like Darius Acuff against best Arizona point guard. Who's best? Yeah, they two of the best point guards in the nation. Then you got the freshman shooting guards, Malik Thomas and Buries go against each other and then you got Acuff. The matchup right there is Brazil against Pete. Yeah. And I don't think he can guard him. He can't. Well, yeah, I don't really see him get killed by Biggs. He more he get killed by when he on the switches on the guards. Yeah, that's murder.
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And that's the team where it got some killers at that the guard position.
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Dude that got in foul truck for high points was an Anderson or something like that, man. He got him on that wing, bro. Every single time he left handed, he drove left. Every single time bumped him. Layup or foul. Yeah, he could do that for sure.
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Shout out to Arkansas, man. Moving on to the C16. Another close game yesterday. Nebraska took care of Vanderbilt. 74, 72. Hell of a game. Mental attendant went crazy for Vandy. 27 4, loaded up blue Nebraska game winner right here, man. Moving on
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was crazy.
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Late for game.
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That's tough.
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Okay. Hell of a game. Four or five matchup and then they almost hit this, man.
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That shot was crazy.
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Hell of a game.
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He was killing Rod, me and my Gordon Hayward. That went in, bro.
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It definitely reminded me of Gordon. It was the same too.
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Hell yeah.
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Literally the same angle minus the Matt Howard legal screen.
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Well, yeah, I'm just saying the shot itself was. That was crazy.
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That's a hell of a look, man. Hell of a game.
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Cash, bro.
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Manny had a hell of a season. High hopes for them in Nebraska. Hell of a season as well. Moving on to the sweet 16.
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He would have hit that, bro. What?
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One shot a moment forever, bro. Listen, man, I've been showing quoting car highlights all year, man. I gotta Repeat it, man. 21 to 10, Michigan State. Took care of my car.
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That boy fear is diamond people out there.
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Hey, going craz. Jerry F. Jr. Assist records, nuts. 27 and two games in the tournament.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah. Kwar disrespected us. His first double double of the season. Yeah.
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He ever find that?
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Like for real?
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For real. Find that, he really get a burner. Just throw it up here. I'm gonna go grab it. Cool. Eight points down. Like it's made up the rim every time. Because fears didn't panic despite the shot clock going down.
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Second Charles Ryan, man, he had 21 did the best he could, man. Fight through injury.
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I was say he was hurt.
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Definitely was hurt. And we as a team is very unserious. Anyway, yeah, Corn card were crazy on us, man. Shout out to Izzo last year. Going back to the sweet 16, no surprise there at all.
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I needed y' all point guard though.
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Yeah, we needed my Kale Louis fan. Stop being weird, man. We had Kitty Payne a couple years ago and we have a fossil crew
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that was shout out to kp, bro.
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When I see him on that Arkansas, I was like, bro, you, that was inside job.
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He's still getting a chick.
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Yeah, bro.
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Chilling, chilling, bro. Yeah, he don't recruit no more, dude. Probably not, bro. I don't know. I know that one dude get all of them now. The black dude KP just there to work people out, bro. Worst workouts I've ever done in my life.
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Insane.
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His workout is insane, bro.
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I agree because I saw our guards last couple years too.
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Now they good workout. He be trying to kill you, bro. Like he a different brother, bro.
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Oh yeah, I'm happy you're a man. Not ours no more, man.
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Get well, Illinois. That's my dog. Shout out, Coach.
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Oh, all right, man. Moving on. Yeah, I had a fire ass coaching staff. Texas got the best. Gonzaga7468. A lot of people picked Texas to lose to BYU and one of them, they're moving on. So C16, shout out to them. Gonzaga always fries, man. We're not surprised at all. Then Houston beat the sleeves off Texas a thousand eight hundred fifty seven coming. They got to it for sure. Duke and TCU. Yeah, it was close first half and they got real wicked. 8158 Belter ass shot cam booster. He had 1911. Isaiah Evans has 17.
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Athletic.
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Isaiah Evans is nice.
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Know about Duke, bro. I know he was that athletic though. A little mid, bro.
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They still missing their people, though. They still missing their people. I'm stalling them out. I think they're definitely beatable. For sure they are beatable. Yeah, they're defeatable. But if they would have had that like you said, them two people are supposed to be there. That have been real crazy. Illinois another team. People doubt it. Took care of VCU 76, had 21 off the bench.
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14 Illinois too.
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You got bounce too.
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Oh, so yeah, he got. Yeah, a good overseas player.
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I like him.
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He's real. Madrid's fighters on the way.
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Oh my God. Loaded up. He is. They gonna love him too. Yeah, this was nasty though. Didn't he go to Arkansas, huh? This dude right here.
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Yep.
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He went to Kentucky, too. In Arkansas. He punched that much. I ain't gonna lie. He like a better player with them, though. Keep it real. On Illinois. They be on that now, I would say. Coach.
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Car.
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Foreigners.
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Hey.
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Oh, my.
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They. They pay, too.
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They get all the foreigners, bro.
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They something on paying, too.
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Help his brother on there with him. His brother on the squad.
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Yeah. Moving on to 2016. Shout out to them. Moving on, man.
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Show that over.
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Time out there, forced to block.
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He tried to get dunked on and came down and punched off.
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That's the way to run. This team. Made some real ones so that.
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Yeah, yeah. You run the floor, we give you the ball.
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Kids don't pay attention to little stuff like that. They don't.
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The big man that matter for sure
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on the big run. That's before you got to give it to him. Oh, God. He dumped his out there.
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And last In Michigan, off St. Louis, Man, 9572.
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Michigan ain't playing. Michigan gonna win it all, bro. I like Michigan. That dude right there's his name. Yeah, he nice.
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Y' all offered him. Allegedly.
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I don't think that's true, but I
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don't either, because he would have.
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He would have took that, bro. Yeah.
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Michigan didn't give him something better. I know.
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Michigan definitely gave him three. Yeah, for sure.
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Yeah. Top three ain't mad at it. All right, man. Sweet 16 matchups. We will predict next week, but, I mean, excuse me, later in the week, but while we here, let's go ahead and talk about them. Texas versus Purdue. Who y' all got?
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Purdue. Man, I'm going. Nasty game, my dog.
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P.J.
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in the Big Ten matchup in the tournament, Iowa versus Nebraska. I'm something.
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That might be a good game. No sleep. No sleep. 50. Hold the ball to seven, seconds to go on the shot.
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First Arizona.
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Now, this is a game right here. Going Arkansas, man, I got Arizona smack of the night.
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I'm going.
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This gonna be a game. I got Arizona smack.
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I got Arizona smack.
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Gonna have to get, bro. 30, bro.
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He gonna have to.
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He gets 30 every night.
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That's the. That's the bad part.
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Down for 30, bro. That's Malik Thomas. Gonna kill Billy Richmond.
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This is one of your games, boy.
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Defensively, Billy Richmond will lock up. You know, we know that. I got going away. I ain't gonna lie.
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Okay. Got some time to change our minds. Illinois versus Houston. Houston. Hell of a season.
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You got Illinois winning.
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Week. I'm roll with y', all, man.
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They can guard, score.
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I got Houston for sure.
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I got Houston, Illinois.
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I might change my mind by Thursday, but I roll Illinois right now. Man. Tap in for sure, man on Friday
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will not be dunking the ball like that on them. They on his ass. Facts.
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St. John's versus Duke.
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I roll with Uncle Rick.
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I'm going duke. Just because St. John's cannot score at all. Duke can't either, but St. John's God damn him. They can't.
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They can't.
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They were shooting off the backboard all kind of.
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I'm like, y' all really ain't got
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no guards like that. And I used to know Ian Jackson. My guy, too, but he don't be killing.
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We ain't got to score a lot. Just got to score more than you shout. I'm tapping in. Alabama versus Michigan.
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I got Michigan.
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Michigan. Yeah.
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Alabama. I with Michigan looks crazy right now.
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I don't know Alabama one of them teams that can go score for score with you. Yo, Michigan got. I think they got too much play. All because they took our big at Alabama.
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They said he was too old or something. They did not miss Charles Daco by any means. They have not mentioned him since. He was not eligible.
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That went away so fast, bro. I swear to God. They trying to put that under the rug.
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We remember they said, go ahead, cancel this if he had 20. They didn't let him stay. But that's all. Remember, we going through this for eight points, no more. He pulled a rug
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for that, too. Why you hating on this money? Let him kill. They talking about, this is what you into. They trying to easy me.
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Oh, they kicked him out, too.
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He was. No. He tried to only. Don't play good. He gonna make it hot.
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He used to be in the league. They trying to hold him back. Basketball is up.
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He out there was getting killed by some 19 year olds. Boy, it's a wicked guy. Nasty work, man. Moving on. Michigan State versus UConn.
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It's gonna be a hell of a game.
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How y' all feeling?
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A lot of defense.
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So legendary.
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Coach under bro.
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I'm gonna rock with Yukon. This situation, it's gonna be a bloodbath.
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He's talking about against St. John's yeah,
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but he wasn't gonna fight, so. I don't know. They. Hurley don't even care about basketball.
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I'll take. I'll take Yukon.
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He will tweak out.
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I got Michigan State, bro.
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Yeah. Better players
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say Jeff is back, but. Yeah.
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Yeah, if they don't got Jeffries, give me Tennessee.
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I got Tennessee.
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Regardless.
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I'm rolling.
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Tennessee all right, man. Nit Illinois State took care of upwork yesterday. Go ahead, load it up, man.
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I'm a text me and say Y ass.
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I swear to God, I beat your ass.
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I didn't even know they played. He wanted to fight. He wanted to fight, bro. Let's go home.
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Good scream.
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He said they ass home
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at the crib.
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Oh, yeah. I don't even got the nits on neutral sites.
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They lost at the crib.
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Yeah, man. Give us.
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They try to get Y too.
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Oh, that's nasty. That is disgusting. Disgusting.
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Number one seed. He was right on the brink of the tournament, man. That's all that means. The first was the first.
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8 out 16 day for show DJ Showroom 1 or 2 by currency 1 for sure.
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RP bank, bro.
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What up T be here I'll show any function down for the low I'm him with the playlist I DJ salute watch out every day.
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Appreciate you, bro.
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Game.
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What do game? Best pot out abn. I need a bun recipe. I'm trying to hoop on a big girl like Mous Meals.
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Oh, tap in mo got meal plans and everything for you with that, bro.
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No, I don't.
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Who should I reach out to for a potential appearance at Final Four Fan Fest in the Netflix since you're judging the duck contest.
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Mike at Mike is great. Y on Instagram.
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Mike say back to the photo shoots, man. Two for one special if you're a Patreon member. Tap in Mafia. He got y'.
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All.
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If he don't answer, I'll send you his number later for sure.
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What up?
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520 heard man interview Javon Evans. Patrick Williams are running back with Five2Love game. Yes. We'll be going to Wrestlemania, man. We got some dope guests lined up. Can't wait to see y'.
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All.
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It's gonna be a vibe again. Remember when Mook and be him. Oh, okay. Thank you. Shout out to y' all for making really solid. I almost got wicked on here. Shout out to the Merch Man Shop Club520.com. I didn't read that at all. I don't know what it was.
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It said something about somebody's son or something.
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Oh, okay. Yep. Good thing we didn't read that one. It's a wild show. Michigan. Run stat wise, is AJ stats this year as good as Katie at Texas?
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No.
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No. Even though AJ did lead the nation scoring.
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But you know who? Nobody ever had better stats than Trey Young in college. I just want y' all to know that Trey Young killed a whole nother Level.
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How you feel about that Trey Burke comparison to dare say cup?
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He kind of put like him. I think he played more like Stefan Marbury, but it's. He's similar. Trey Burke was nasty. He was silly.
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Had a nice one in Michigan too. He just fouled in the championship game.
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Man, that was a good block. That was a great block. That was a clean block. Trey clean. They you over bro, Though. Trey Young went crazy though.
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Yeah, bro.
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27 7, bro.
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And if it wasn't for the last like five games I had where they was just on, it would have looked even crazy.
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But yeah, Trey Young Average 27, bro. Damn.
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See how y' all feel about Malik Thomas and his draft potential be here. I know you hire him.
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That's my guy. He a late first rounder.
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Yeah.
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In this draft that's a compliment. But I think he's gonna be a solid NBA player.
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Yeah, I. I like him. I think he had second round pick it. He can score, but he not like a lead scorer. He a volume scorer.
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Yeah.
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He put it up
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to be known as a score. You got to score easy like Darius score. You know what I mean? Think he. He like a microwave. He like a bones howling. Somebody like that. I'm saying them not like high first round pick. No, they not. No, they like it. But he gonna, he gonna do good
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in the league average of 16, 45.
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Get you 13.
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And he playing next to you know what I'm saying? The killer who averaging 30. I ain't mad at him.
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How tall is he?
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Afro, bro. I swear to God. Yeah, yeah.
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I'm being a cool combo guarding league.
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I think he a good player, but he bouncy too. Players like him just don't have a lot of success in the NBA. They had to find like a niche. Right. He'd have to come like a really, really, really good shooter. He could be like Malik Monk or something. Yeah, but like Malik Monk was like a pure. When he was at Kentucky, he was, he was going crazy.
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Yeah, he got world class athleticism. Malik Thomas is athletic as hell, but Malik Monk is still crazy.
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Yeah, he was going crazy. He had 50. Yeah, like it was different, bro. Yeah, and like you gotta go to
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the right team too though.
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Yeah.
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That's my thing.
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When you got to start getting drafted to the right team in the right situation, I mean, that's for anybody. But that mean like you can't plug and play like most guys who got like 3 and D. Like if he can shoot the ball really well, he lock up on defense. You can almost Play on any team right here. It's gonna be like a special team. Like we gonna need him to go to a. I'm not even sure the team, but like. Like how Bone Holland was like. We all know Bones island was super nice knife. But he ain't really get his chance until like he had it in Denver. He's starting to get it right now, but he getting his chance now. You know what I mean? But he had to learn, figure it out. He's becoming a better defender. He had to do some things. And a lot of people don't get them second chances like that. Like Los Alams. Then there had to be on a ten day, I think.
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Yeah, he had to get out like you said. Speaking of, he went crazy yesterday as the T wolves took care of the Celtics. 102 to 92. He had 23 yesterday. T Wolf snap an 18 game loose ring in Boston. They ain't went there in a long time time. Everything was at 19. AO had 17, 8 and 6. They be had 29, 7 and JT had 16 and 11. Go ahead, load up the highlights, man. Spamming in and out since they was hilarious. Okay, Slow mo, slow mo. Kyle Anderson. 18 in and out in a row, huh?
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That was nasty.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah, but how you fall for the same fool three times, it ain't no different.
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You keep doing it, bro. I know you about throw a crossover in here.
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I love Jamal on the broadcast too. One of the best to do it for sure.
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He messed me up.
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Shout out to ao, man.
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All right, Bones. Holla. Highlights. Let's get it. He been playing well for this team, man. Off the bench. Twin Turbos. They nickname.
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He been hooping. Man.
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They out here winning quality games without Edwards.
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Get to it, Bones. I love this.
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Hey, Buff Trout.
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Travel. I need that travel though, for sure.
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It's not an assistant. You know what it is.
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I'm out here to score, brother. Yeah, we sure?
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301.
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I'm not passing make on here, huh?
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Give it back.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I know we say this all the time, but them black uniforms is so
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fire dunk that get like he nice though.
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He is.
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But like you said, it got to be a special team. You gotta have a coach that believe in him too. Yeah, don't let him hoop. He got that kind of game. He gonna take some crazy shots. Nice though. It's super nice.
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Hey, where the hoop yesterday?
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He cold.
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No, for sure that's somebody like you said yet early is not issue. Early mistakes bounce back. Had to go through the Gauntlet. Good to see him thrive again. Be here. How you feeling about your t wolves, man? Bobs is high. Bobs is high.
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No, they still high. You know, I mean, we just waiting for ae to get back, man.
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Okay.
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All right. Moving on to Nuggets. Securing The Blazers yesterday 128 to 1 12. Joker his 192nd career 2214 and 14. Leading the NBA in rebounds and assists. Hooping out. Jamal Murray had 22 too. Hey, Watson, first game back our guy limited minutes. Still had 14, six and three. Then the obvious had 23 or 14. And Don McLean had a double double with 18 13. Go ahead, load up for Joker.
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Man.
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Never forget the real. That's crazy, bro. That's a light day for him too.
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Yeah, he probably playing for her. What a point that is right there there. It's so funny because you usually see a big man come through and dunk that.
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Yeah, he sh flo
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all nist.
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That's kind of crazy. Not gonna lie.
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I got both of them.
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Yeah, that's a. That's a John. Soccer s came before times, bro.
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No, it's definitely. Come here. Come here. Clinging my be running the one cut. That's a smart basketball. That's European style basketball right there. That is fun.
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What y doing?
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Don't disrespect me.
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Yeah,
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he'd be killing reluctantly.
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I really don't want to shoot this
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violating step up.
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Yeah, I'm cleaning double double but not enough. Yesterday Joker man reluctantly killing man wanted to call us to do it without the vibes.
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Only three letters describe they will kill you. Wtf?
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Splendid.
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USA Today calls it bloody and bonkers.
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Are you ready to die?
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IGN declares it's electrifying action, cinema and popcorn entertainment to the max.
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How many of you are there?
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It begs to be seen in a packed theater.
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Please remember to clean up the block.
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Wow.
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They will kill you. Now playing only in theaters. Rated R under 17. Not admitted without parent.
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It's 5:20 in the morning. Out the gate. How you what? Out the gate. Moving on to Kings. Got a dub yesterday. Over the next 126, 122. I got bleak monk 32 loaded up may 7th. My guy
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dunk.
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First place.
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This is how the game went. Oh, that should let you know.
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He's gonna elevate. He can take the contact, but most importantly, he's just a competitor.
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All 15 people in the crowd was Very happy about the lead move from Bleak Monk. If you're in the nets, God bless you. The Kings. More prayer as well, man. Somebody had to win the game. Moving on. The Knicks took care of the wishes. 145, 113. Belt of ass, man, you know, belt. We don't even have any highlights out of there. Beat the do out the Wizards yesterday. Cat had 26 and 16, 23. Wizards. Yeah, investigate them, bro. Investigate them. What they're doing right now is just nasty work. The Suns another belt to ass over the Raptors. 120 to 98. The book had 25, Green had 20 and seven. Scotty Marsh had 17 as well. And then things over the weekend that we missed, we got to talk about, man. The Rockets took care of the heat, 123 to 122. Man, shout out to KD. Passing MJ. Hey, all time scoring list loaded up.
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Historic.
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Be here on how many less attempts?
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2200. Let him talk. Don't speak while he speaking.
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Easy money. And he had some injuries, too.
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Could have been third already.
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Great speech, KD on 22 less shots.
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22 less shots.
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2200. You the greatest score to ever do it.
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I ain't mad at that.
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Best score of all time.
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I think it's Brian, if you look at the list. But it's cool how he does it. Respect. Nah, for real. Jordan only played for 10 years.
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They better chill for Jordan. Come back on the 10. I'm just saying, though.
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I didn't play that long, though.
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He only played for like 10 years. Mike played 13 years. Yeah, like.
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And he would have played less than you.
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He's efficient. I give you that.
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Do that math.
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That's. That's a fact.
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Do that bad carry the what?
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KD is the most efficient scorer ever. For sure. That's a fact.
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Yeah, if I play four more years, you. But I still shot 2200 less shots.
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Drums getting that up. He had two, though, man.
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Respect, though. That's the thing. He ain't shoot no threes.
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He did.
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And he ain't shoot as many free throws, though. If he would have played 18 or 19 years, bro, that record would be crazy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, for sure.
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If he ain't retire, you know when. After the first three pe.
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That's just crazy that he did that, bro.
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Yeah, like, he ain't missed this.
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Jordan said, I'm not hooping no more.
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Cause y' all sad. I just not having fun.
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It's nothing.
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Do something else, bro. I had to start betting against myself.
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Yeah, that's why it's hard to put people up.
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Michael Jordan.
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I will average 35 this year. I bet on it.
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Yeah. Pablo sir would have fun. Investigate that for sure, man. Shout out to the Rocky Dub. Shout out to KD.
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Easy, bro. 37. What year did he retire, bro? The first time. 2000. No, no, no. The first time, 93. Let me see what he average when he retired, bro. 32, bro. I'm retiring at 32. Are you your prom?
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This is nuts, bro.
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Yeah. Mvp retired.
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So imagine play just two more years after that.
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It is hard saying is better than him, bro.
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It is.
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That's why he be talking to everybody so dusty.
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He did way too much, bro.
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He did way too much.
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He went MVP that 90. He was playing 82 the year he retired. Way too much, bro.
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He played 82 for three years straight postseason, bro.
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Didn't miss games, bro.
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Yeah, we talk a lot of bro.
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Jordan is.
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He's for sure the greatest.
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He took off years because he definitely
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didn't play in that break day before he went.
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I think he greater than Tom Brady. Yes, bro.
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Ain't retiring and coming back and getting
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30 from no professional support. Oh, no.
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Tom Brady kind of crazy. Not that I'm comparing them too. But for you to go to Tampa and get them them chips, bro.
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I ain't mad at that.
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Hell no. Yeah.
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He's getting ready for the postseason. And that was really. Hey. Because it could have been seven.
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Had to switch some around.
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Yeah, but think about that.
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All right? I go.
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I go try to play.
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Oh, God. It was on. Jordan throws, bro. No way.
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This 16 games, bro, in the year,
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and I average 27.
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You don't qualify for this. You didn't play enough games, bro. So he took off a year. Like almost two years, huh?
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Yeah, almost two years.
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He.
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He came back here against the Pacers and march.
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Right.
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You know what? I'm to start hooping again. Give me my shoes.
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Shout to mj.
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I can't take those.
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Can't do this.
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I take off four months, I'm trash. Yeah.
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How y' all be talking about how y need to get back in the gym and lock back in before y' all step out there? This taking years off.
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Play another sport to come back to the NBA. The greatest and then be the greatest and still be the best Ass. Damn. Get some up. Oh.
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8,000, 687. Mike was the. Hey, that's my favorite mic.
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Oh, my mama. 37. I average 37.
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That's my favorite bike right there.
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That's good. It's crazy.
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I make 30, 37 sh with the
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Caesar Mike cold advanced stats with a hated MJ.
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Boy.
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You shot the ball 20 times a game average 37.
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He never shot a bad field go 50.
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And he never came out the game like so.
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Is hella efficient.
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He played played 82 games.
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Yeah, bro. Except for second year we got hurt, bro. Still came back late in the season.
A
I think he was playing 82 games every year, bro. This did not miss games, bro.
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And you gotta think he's playing all
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postseason and he getting fouled way harder than you was.
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Missed no games. Look at how many games played.
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Yeah, man. All right, we gotta move on, man.
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81, 82, 80, 78.
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Golly, he is to go for a reason, man.
A
Boy, that's a lot of killing, bro.
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A lot of killing, man. All right, man. We got some hot over the weekend, man.
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Shout out to Mike. What the.
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Oh, same game. Oh, yeah. Larson got bouncy.
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Damn, that's a foul.
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Swear to God.
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Punched him in his face.
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I best be down there trying some clock, bro. Game winner Thompson Twin. Good.
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That's great defense by whoever that was. Yeah, man.
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Rockers needed that. Went real bad to say that. All right, what else we got? Louis a lot since over the weekend.
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So James Harden with the triple is up to 10 points. That didn't take long.
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Car 360 live.
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Mitch ain't playing no defense.
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He got back door crazy in that situation, bro. You ain't even look at it.
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He don't even know what's going on. I'm telling you, the Pelicans really be fired at the end of the season, bro. They one of the most exciting teams.
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Shout out to them, man. Give us some Luka Nor for game.
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Brown was hype said I knew he was gonna hit.
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And was fighting. Put up the shooting sleeve right before. Yeah, let me get right game.
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LeBron love Luke. Brown.
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Old as hell played for Luke. Luke Canard played with the AU program.
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That's horrible. Hard.
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That's one of the few persons that's went to the Lakers recently and can still shoot. Shout out to L, man, they lose that two. Paris and player Brian, man, he been shooting the ball like a this year. Shout out to him to play on
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BR A team though. Yeah, bro, Now I'm saving you.
E
Oh, yeah, it got wicked here, man. Thunder and Wizards, they was squabbing.
A
Hop his way into that shot. And now Jaylen Williams getting in penny. And now. Somebody gonna pay my fine for me, bro.
E
Yeah, J gota find 50k. Everybody else around 30s, but damn.
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Make sure nobody comes off the bench. AJ Mitchell, extremely feisty. He's got to be pulled back by SGA names.
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Don't call me feisty. If I'm fighting, you call me feisty.
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Disrespect, man.
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That's out of pocket now. That's unacceptable. Feisty's crazy. Hey, man, Luca got a tech and they resented it. So he could play tonight. Detroit because national game.
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That's cheating, bro. Yes.
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Him and Go was talking crazy each
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other make it right, right? Don't do. Don't do Luca like that mvp, bro.
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Yeah, Go. Potaz basically said he was gonna disrespect his family and Lucas. Hey, watch your mouth. He wasn't wrong in the situation, but resending Texas crazy, man. You're not supposed to play tonight, man. Pistons need. He should. He shouldn't have fixed his in. Can you talk about your Vegas?
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I told you, bro. Basketball is crazy, bro.
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Talk about the Vegas numbers, man. On the pod dropping today, man.
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Yes. Good job, NBA. Way to make it right, right?
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That gonna be help game tonight, man.
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You shouldn't have said that to Luca, bro.
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He said he will my whole family that's. He told him that he would his whole family in their native language. And I think that that's crazy for you to say that to another grown ass man under any circumstances. So I feel Luca for wild in that situation.
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Yeah. L out on tripping, bro.
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Tripping.
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He should have stole off on.
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He got his marble saying some like the whole family.
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My whole family.
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Granny
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TT turn that. Here. This for you, man. Wimby on the bench wilding. Call it freaky. Wimby,
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my boy. That's how you gotta do that before he click back.
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Hey, they said what basketball player?
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Yes, sir.
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You with me on the wild, man?
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Yeah, with me.
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He got that from Flight. That's what Flight be doing.
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That is wicked, man. Speaking of mj, man. Shout out to his racing team, man. Fourth race out of six and six.
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MJ everywhere, bro.
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Look out, man. I a see Mike be this happy
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ever in his life.
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He ain't celebrating this when he won NBA championship.
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Yeah, he didn't do none of this.
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Dominating, man. His team doing very well this year, man. Shout out. My boy Don Trey. They going crazy.
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Black as black hat, bro.
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Apple juice.
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Come on, man.
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Shout out to the goat, man. Shout out to his team getting it done for sure.
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It's hard.
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All right. Verified Buckets be here. Who is getting to it this weekend? Brother, brother.
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Darius Acuff, man.
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Okay, sure.
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Averaging 30 in this tournament is insane, bro.
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Keep killing.
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Historic performance from darius a cup. 36 and 60. Move on to the sweet 16. Man. Shout out to you, T. Where you going?
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I'm going. Rob Martin, man. That was a hell of performance by him at high point against Arkansas.
E
Yeah, shout out to him. All right, Mooc. How you feeling?
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Go, malik. Monk, man. 32 and 6 is out there showing out.
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Come on, man. One of my favorite players of all time. League Monk still getting to it it. Shout out to JSN, man. Highest wide receiver contract, NFL history. 4 year. 166. 120 guaranteed. Fresh after a Super bowl, man. Congratulations, brother. You came up today.
A
Damn, bro.
E
Also shout out to Mat Booker of Texas. My verified bucket as well. 40 ball against Oregon.
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Damn. That's Baby KD, right?
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We're at 35 is officially on brand KD.
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She's a buck bucket.
E
They put belt to organ. 40 ball, man.
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Damn.
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Move on.
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In the tournament, she killed.
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They had 55. She had 40. Denver took care of by herself.
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Damn.
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Yeah, they call her Baby kd.
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Master Booker is a real bucket. If you're not familiar, tap in for sure. All right, man. We get in the super chat before we get out of here, see what they talking about. Could you guys see some more? Like, one car benefiting from another system. System and jokers would be crazy.
A
Hell, yeah.
E
Yeah. Somebody utilize going car like you said. He. He get a better jump shot to be somewhat of a threat the perimeter. But in a dunker spot. Yeah, he could be special all day.
A
Yeah.
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What's good, fellas? You always talk about FR and P5 not being able to work together. How do y' all feel about a Giannis for France? Christian De Silva, Jet Howard. And who is Shino Trade? Hifino is Atlanto Magic. I was not familiar.
A
But Yanis and P5, that's even worse.
E
Yeah, that's even worse.
A
That's horrible.
E
Yeah, that's crazy.
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I haven't seen my nephew play my gm. Ain't that right? That's kind of. He betrayed.
E
Oh, that's. That's.
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And they had John Moran, Anthony Edwards, Ben Simmons.
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Damn.
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Patrick Williams. Damn.
E
Who else you had about at team? You had John Moran, Grant and AE in the same backcourt. Yes,
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yes. Mouth turn up. Same year Steph Curry just retired. Wow.
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Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah. That's wild. Y' all think handshakes can be effective today? With how advanced? They said a word I can't say over here. Hey, what's crazy is I noticed that Long time ago. This. Oh, it's right there. Shout out to production team man out of pocket. That's a sick ass question. Nasty.
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What the is wrong with these people?
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Shout.
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Go read it, bro.
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Shout out to. Because I love let me down Be Hidden Jet Never changed though. Last show y' all talking about versus y' all think we Casey and JoJo versus Joe to see and boys to men versus jacket edge. Who y' all think match up with Key Sweat. I don't ever want to see a boy versus Respect or Jack Edge. That's what I would most definitely skip. But keep sweat. You ain't got anybody who good?
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Oh, no, man. Ron Isley.
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Shout out to the Goat. Yes. Never would have natty without being St. John's on their attorney run. That's interesting. Didn't know that Eyes ain't, but might be time to throw rent on, dude. We celebrating with some big old women tired.
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That's why I do around winning though.
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I hope not. All right, man. Crash out parlay. Shout out to Hard Rod Bet be him. What you got for him today, brother?
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Yeah, spurs cover the spread.
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Okay.
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Lakers to cover the spread. Rockets to cover the spread. Clippers, that's. You can tweak that one a little bit to cover the spread over the Bucks. Mavs to beat the Warriors. Jazz to beat the Raptors. 250, pace 42.
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Let's go.
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250. Pays a high $42,000 today.
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So what?
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Look at the bet again.
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I'm playing it. What's up? I'm playing it, bro.
E
I ain't going with that, Jack.
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I don't know how it's turned out to be this, you know. Shout out to Hard Rock Bet. You know what I mean? That's bet. Best sporting app to bet on. But yeah, I was a little amazed today to see that the number came out to be 42,000.
E
Now, did you know about this Laker situation? Luka, get it. Take res before you made this far.
D
I did.
E
Okay, look, see? Information. I was tapped in, okay?
D
So yeah, the Clippers, I. I'm telling y', all, I think the spurs can beat the Heat, the Lakers can beat the Pistons by two. The Rockets can beat the Bulls for
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sure by eight or more.
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And the Lakers, I mean, the Clippers, the Bucks are horrible. So that can damn near smack the
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only thing I'm scared over here. Yeah, the Raptors just got the brakes beat off them yesterday. I gotta bounce back, but I believe in Bryce. Sensible.
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But even if you was to switch
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that around too much forever, when the fourth quarter. Get there, they're gonna take everybody out. Raptors got bounced back, so I don't know about that one.
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I'll probably be here, too.
D
So this was smack, man.
E
Let's get this money.
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25 and when you 4200.
E
So take the Raptors.
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That worth 42,000. Probably give me 20.
D
No, $25. When you 42.
A
Oh, I'm about to say two. $25. It's worth it, y'. All.
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N we try. We try to break the bank. Be here 250, man.
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Putting the whole 250 on. I'm just gonna change that Jazz and Raptor.
D
Make sure y' all download Hard Rock BET immediately, though.
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Yes, sir. We tapped in, man. Shout out to Hard Rock Bet promo code Club520 for new users. Get you a little something extra for show. We tapped in, man. Shout out to the family over there. Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. We tapped in. Tell them Club 520 sent you when you go get that new iPhone for sure. Show shout out to StockX.
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Deal.
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We need some shoes, man. Black Effects Podcast Festival in Atlanta, Georgia, April 25.
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Pull up.
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See us in another dope shows, man. We're gonna have a good time. Can't wait to see y'.
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All.
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Last but certain, not least, man. Slam Duck Contest will be hosting in that Pinkle Field house tap in April 3rd in the city. We appreciate y'. All. We will see y' all tomorrow. 5:20 in the morning.
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Date: March 23, 2026
Host: Jeff Teague
Co-hosts: DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, and Mook
This lively episode of "520 in the Morning" is packed with humor and inside basketball talk as Jeff Teague and the crew break down March Madness upsets, celebrate Kevin Durant surpassing Michael Jordan on the NBA all-time scoring list, and offer witty, candid takes on the college and NBA games of the weekend. The group delivers strong opinions, personal stories, and plenty of laughs while previewing Sweet 16 matchups, discussing the state of college basketball, and weighing in on historical NBA feats.
Opening Vibes & Bracket Busts:
The crew laments everyone’s favorite teams getting knocked out of the NCAA Tournament:
"I played for Cal, bro, but I did go to Kentucky, so I’m cool both." – Jeff Teague (03:18)
NIT Disrespect & Tournament Format Critique:
"NIT now is like a punishment, bro. They need to make another tournament...winner get a million dollars." – Jeff Teague (04:59)-(05:08)
Florida vs. Iowa Recap:
St. John’s vs. Kansas:
"Where’s the help side? They haven’t made a three all game!" – Jeff Teague (08:06)
Player Mentality After Losses:
"I ain't been in class since October." – Jeff Teague (09:48)
Kentucky’s Legacy and Transfer Era:
"Cal stealing the tournament right now. Kentucky fans are sick." – DJ Wells (15:47)
Quickfire Recaps & Shout-outs (Various Games):
"That's a matchup—Darius Acuff against the best Arizona point guard. Who’s best?" – Jeff Teague (29:32)
Future Prospects & NIL Influence:
KD’s Historic Climb:
"22 hundred less shots... You the greatest scorer to ever do it." – Be Him (55:01)
MJ vs. KD vs. LeBron Goat Talk:
"He played 82 for three years straight plus postseason, bro." – Jeff Teague (57:22)
NBA Game Recaps:
"That's European style basketball right there. That is fun." – Jeff Teague (50:12)
Memorable NBA Quotes:
"Joker man, reluctantly killing man, wanted to co-exist, still do it without the vibes." – Jeff Teague (50:36)
Fights & Funny NBA Moments:
"Don't call me feisty if I'm fighting, call me feisty. That’s out of pocket now." – Jeff Teague (62:40)
"He could be like Malik Monk—needs the right team, but he gonna do good in the league." – Jeff Teague (45:04–45:28)
On Loyalty/Transferring:
"We with Kentucky, but we with Cal, too, bro. Yeah, it's crazy." – Jeff Teague (16:28)
On The Physical Toll of the Old College/NBA Game:
"He didn’t miss games, bro… then he was getting fouled way harder than you was." – Jeff Teague (59:37)
On Player Motivation:
"He probably cared for about five minutes… I wouldn't even finish my schooling." – Jeff Teague on tournament elimination (09:39)
On KD’s Scoring Feat:
"KD is the most efficient scorer ever. For sure. That's a fact." – Jeff Teague (55:31)
Darius Acuff:
"Averaging 30 in this tournament is insane, bro." – Be Him
Rob Martin (High Point):
"That was a hell of a performance… against Arkansas." – Jeff Teague
Malik Monk:
"32 and 6, out there showing out." – Mook
Booker (Texas):
"They call her Baby KD. Booker is a real bucket. If you're not familiar, tap in for sure." – Jeff Teague
On NBA Fights:
“Don’t call me feisty if I’m fighting…” – Jeff Teague (62:40)
On Luka Doncic’s technical being rescinded for TV:
"That's cheating, bro! Yes." – Jeff Teague (63:00)
On March Madness Superstitions:
“She's dragging the wagon, front and back." – Jeff Teague, joking about a dream cameo (20:42)
This summary covers the essential sports topics, notable banter, and key moments, making it a perfect recap for fans who missed the episode or want the highlights before tuning in.