520 in the Morning - Jeff Teague REACTS to SGA & Thunder COOKING Spurs in Game 2, Lakers & TWolves TRADES FOR GIANNIS

Summary

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Club 520 Podcast: “520 in the Morning – Jeff Teague REACTS to SGA & Thunder COOKING Spurs in Game 2, Lakers & TWolves TRADES FOR GIANNIS”

Date: May 21, 2026

Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop, and Mook
Podcast by: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 opens with the crew’s signature blend of basketball banter and humor, centered on Oklahoma City Thunder’s Game 2 win over the Spurs, with a heavy focus on Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s (SGA) performance. The discussion flows through game breakdowns, trade rumors involving stars like Giannis Antetokounmpo, the state of the Lakers and Timberwolves, and the future of NBA stars staying with their teams. The episode is lively, full of hot takes, NBA insider perspective, and classic Club 520 storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Thunder-Spurs Game 2 Reactions

• Thunder bounce back: The crew gives SGA his flowers for a dominant performance (30pts, 9asts, 4rebs).
  • “Load it up, Lou, man. 30 points, nine assists, four rebounds. He looked real aggressive yesterday, man. He got straight to it.” – Brian (04:16)
• SGA’s style & foul-baiting chatter: Dialogue about Twitter hate and accusations of foul baiting.
  • “People didn’t like him. Said he was still foul baiting.” – H (04:40)
  • “N***** is hating, bro. I got 30, man. Leave me alone.” – D (04:49)
• Game highlights & sequences: Notable plays, defensive moments, and memorable dunks are recapped.
  • “I can’t wait to see that dunk, man.” – D (05:28)
  • “That was one of the best dunks I’ve seen in the playoffs, bro.” – I (09:15)
• Spurs turnovers: Heavy focus on Castle’s struggles (9 TOs in Game 2, 20 in two games).
  • “Safon Castle has what, 19 turnovers in two games? That insane. 20. Excuse me.” – Brian (13:25)
  • “We have to go ahead and say he’s not a point guard.” – I (13:31)
• Adjustments & benches: Praise for Thunder’s strategy using Hardenstein and bench depth.
  • “Hartenstein...one of the best screeners in the league. If Wemby has to guard him, he can’t control the paint.” – I (12:17)
• Impact of injuries: Spurs’ loss of key players and Thunder’s ability to adapt.
  • “J.D. left the game with a hamstring injury...they did really miss a beat. But for the spurs to not have D Fox is one thing, but for them to miss Dylan, that was all bad.” – Brian (13:07)

Trade Rumors & Hypotheticals

• Thunder, Lakers, Wolves, and Giannis trade machine:
  • Hot takes on star movement & value.
  • “If you somehow give Oklahoma City Thunder the number one pick... that’s cheating.” – Brian (14:46)
  • “I see Chet going to Milwaukee and Giannis going to OKC.” – I (16:52)
  • Skepticism about Lakers having enough assets for Giannis, even if including Austin Reaves and Deandre Ayton.
  • “You might be able to get Chet and two high ass... first round picks in this one.” – I (57:11)
  • “Do y’all really think Giannis gonna be gone this summer, though?” – H (57:28)
• Washington Wizards #1 pick chatter: Allude to trade packages with Jalen Williams, Jeremy Grant, and others.
  • “This is why they don’t deserve it, bro.” – Brian (14:25)
  • “They said, Jeremy Grant and Jalen Williams for the number one pick. Not a damn chance.” – I (14:36)
• Portland & Anthony Davis: Banter about AD possibly moving to Portland; coaching jokes fly about running teams as club 520.
  • “Terry Stotts not taking the meal...I’ll take the meal.” – I (28:05)

NBA Stars & Player Comparisons

• Wemby vs. KD: Lengthy debate over whether Victor Wembanyama will reach Kevin Durant’s level offensively and defensively.
  • “You think [Wemby] could be as good as KD?” – Brian (31:01)
  • “Offensively? I’m nothing. But as a total player, bro? Yes.” – H (31:22)
  • “Defensive, going to be the greatest defender we ever seen.” – I (31:27)
  • “KD didn’t drop off, nigga. Ever.” – H (32:17)
• Best number one options: Dame vs. Brunson:
  • “Better number one option between Dame and Jalen Brunson... Dame, bro.” – Brian (36:13)
• Classic comedy: Eddie Murphy vs. Martin Lawrence:
  • “Eddie Murphy, brother.” – Brian (73:48)

Rookie Team & Hot Takes on Draft/Young Players

• Debate on “positionless” modern players like Castle and the Thompson twins.
  • “We gonna put him in that same realm as the Thompson twins...they just good players. They don’t got no position.” – I (13:36)
• Expansion cities and rosters: Panel outlines dream NBA expansion cities (Vegas, Louisville, Nashville, Memphis), and who they’d build around (Jalen Brown, etc.)
  • “It’d be hard for me to do a squad, but I would definitely do Louisville, just because how crazy they are for Kentucky and basketball.” – Brian (51:29)

Women's Basketball & WNBA Shout-Outs

• Praise for Paige Bueckers’ big game & Kelsey Mitchell:
  • “Paige Buckets loaded up. She had 24 yesterday getting to it. Kelsey had 21 as well.” – Brian (62:19)
• “She got overshadowed because she’s on [her] team, but... she play like Al Jefferson.” – I (61:17)

Wildest Moments & Classic Club 520 Banter

• Bathroom recording stories:
  • “Derrick Rose is in a regular bathroom. Took a picture of this...” – I (17:49)
  • “That’s all types of violations, bro. I’m using a bathroom.” – Brian (17:52)
• Waffle House vs. Denny’s vs. White Castle:
  • “Waffle House.” – H (37:39)
• NBA lifers/departures:
  • “I think this new generation superstars are going back to being lifers for the teams. Steph’s not going nowhere. Shay [SGA], not. Joker, not. Tatum, probably not.” – Brian (29:47)
• Hawks trade talk & Bronny James:
  • “Give me Bronny, bro.” – Brian (71:10)
  • “You have to bring your pops, though. Cannot come Dolo.” – D (71:21)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• SGA’s Statement Win:
  • “I got 30, man. Leave me alone.” – D (04:49)
  • “Third quarter Wimby turned up, though. Way better than Lonzo Ball.” – H (10:08)
• On Adjustments and Coaching Moves:
  • “They made a great adjustment by playing Hardenstein. I told them—well, I ain’t saying I told them, but I said that on the show.” – I (12:44)
• Wemby vs. KD’s Offensive Impact:
  • “We love Wemby because we ain’t never seen nothing like it, bro. He not with KD.” – I (31:14)
• Future of NBA Stars:
  • “Steph’s not going nowhere. Shay, not. Joker, not. Tatum, probably not.” – Brian (29:47)
• Trade Skepticism:
  • “If you somehow give Oklahoma City Thunder the number one pick... that’s cheating, bro.” – Brian (14:46)
  • “Do y’all really think Giannis gonna be gone this summer, though?” – H (57:28)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Game 2 Recap (Thunder-Spurs, SGA’s Performance): 04:14 – 09:45
• Turnovers and Young Point Guards Discussion: 12:07 – 13:55
• Trade Rumor Deep-Dive (Thunder, Lakers, Wolves, Giannis): 14:04 – 17:00, 56:06 – 57:40
• Player Comparison—Wembanyama vs. KD: 31:01 – 34:42
• Expansion Draft & Cities: 50:42 – 52:15
• Women’s Hoops & Shout-Outs: 60:40 – 62:45
• Bonus/Pure Banter (Waffle House, Bathroom Stories, Comedy Debate): 17:32, 37:39, 73:01
• Hot Takes and Superlatives (Rookie Teams, Lifers, Best Options): 29:47, 36:06, 55:35

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Recurring Themes & Panel Tone

• Lighthearted and comedic, with plenty of jokes, personal anecdotes, and friendly debates on NBA topics.
• Unfiltered, conversational, and highly relatable, mixing real NBA insight from Jeff Teague’s experience with everyday fan perspectives.
• Interactive listener engagement and shout-outs through super chats, community banter, and Patreon call-outs.

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Closing Highlights

• Best performers of the night: SGA, Paige Bueckers, Caruso, and Wimby (Brian, H, I, D at 78:36)
• Hard Rock Bet picks and parlays shared for upcoming games, boosting community involvement.
• Promo for event tickets/merch (03:04, 78:31)
• Reminder: More call-in content and Patreon exclusives to come.

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For new listeners: This episode encapsulates what makes Club 520 a standout NBA pod: sharp insight, cultural commentary, authentic storytelling, and a crew that blends real ball knowledge with hilarious authenticity.

Transcript

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[H]

But shout out to Caruso, man, he locked in, did what he had to do for his team. Did his job, came through. Did his job, man.

[Brian]

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[H]

Hell of a champion, man. Shout out to Alex Caruso man, you screwed me yesterday, Paul.

[Brian]

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[I]

That's crazy.

[H]

That's one of my top ones.

[I]

Yeah, he screwed me.

[D]

Said it and still took it.

[I]

And he said he still took. Just was a whole bad sequence.

[D]

I took the bet.

[I]

Oh, I'm just saying. He said he screwed me yesterday.

[D]

Yeah, I was talking to dj.

[I]

Oh, I didn't hear.

[D]

And I had.

[H]

I locked in. I up.

[Brian]

I'm sorry, man.

[I]

Okay, let's start all over, bro. My bad, my bad.

[Brian]

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[H]

What's happening, bro?

[Brian]

All right, man. Game two did not disappoint. The Thunder got they get back yesterday over the Spurs, 122 to 113. Listen, man, before we get into the highlight, shout out to the mvp, man. Shout out to our family over there at door Dash and your bag performance got to go to SGA, man. Load it up, Lou, man. 30 points, nine assists, four rebounds. He looked real aggressive yesterday, man. He got straight to it.

[I]

Doesn't get the goal. Lock it 5.

[H]

I heard people didn't respect the puckers yesterday.

[D]

Oh, why not?

[I]

People didn't like him.

[H]

Said he was still foul baiting.

[D]

And oh, my God.

[H]

Just saying. We're just bringing Twitter to 5:20 in the morning.

[D]

N is hating, bro. I got 30, man. Leave me alone.

[Brian]

You leave Midi work.

[D]

I'm talking to me. I got 30 ball head was playing.

[I]

I ain't gonna lie. That was no foul. He ain't touching. Yeah, one, though.

[D]

Too close.

[Brian]

Y' all drove him off. He had some quality minutes yesterday.

[I]

He played good. Damn, J. Mac, man, I played with him in Minnesota.

[Brian]

That pass was crazy. That pass was crazy. Yeah, they made a compilation. SJ falling after majority of his buckets.

[D]

We know what he do. Brought bait there.

[I]

Hey, I know SGA played well. I can't wait to see that dunk, man.

[D]

I can't wait to see him stop turning the ball on.

[I]

Oh, he word Castle got something going on.

[Brian]

They need basketball.

[I]

Go.

[D]

Don't get me wrong, but he got to stop turning ball over.

[I]

License, buddy. Name Blue Chips Blue.

[D]

Is this to the point where, like, what's going on?

[Brian]

That Midi don't even touch the rim, boy.

[D]

It ain't like a normal amount of turnover.

[I]

So like four, three.

[Brian]

Yeah, this double digits.

[I]

You don't got no moves.

[D]

Oh, he's just a freak athlete. Even on his moves, he just run into.

[H]

Yeah, you gonna get some counters or something.

[Brian]

Hey, damn.

[I]

Come here.

[D]

That ain't foul baiting. Look at that Carter.

[Brian]

Brian, can we run it back one more time, please? What happened? What's up? Shout out to quarter, baby.

[D]

He started off.

[H]

My God. Carter be playing too.

[D]

Wow.

[I]

He thought he spent you thought he

[D]

was gonna meet him on the other side.

[Brian]

Yeah, meet him at the crossroads for sure.

[D]

Get him off him.

[Brian]

The past killed him.

[D]

Hey, Chat boy looking scared out there, man.

[H]

Had a fire and one too, yesterday.

[Brian]

Come on, man.

[D]

I'm scared of Wimy, bro.

[I]

Sj.

[Brian]

Midi is cheating, bro.

[D]

I need that call.

[H]

Oh, yeah, I need that one.

[I]

I told you, they don't start playing Hardenstein, bro. Because even if he come over to block the shot, Hardenstein get on that glass, man to get on that old board now.

[Brian]

Well said, Man. 30 ball. Way to bounce back from the MVP. SGA. DoorDash in your bag, man. Shout out to our family over there. Doordash. They got you all playoffs long, man. Anything you need. Keep you at the crib. Washington games for sure. Uh, let's go ahead and get straight to it, man. Get to the highlights.

[I]

L

[Brian]

The Far Castle boy. 25 points, 8 assists, 5 rebounds, and 9 turnovers. Nasty work.

[I]

This toner was crazy.

[Brian]

Let's go ahead and start off. My boy man, at the time, Wimy and the spurs are bringing Wimy up higher in the pick and roll.

[H]

And that n when he missed and caught that with his left hand dunking.

[Brian]

Oh, don't worry. You'll see in about 30 seconds, brother,

[D]

when he just run and throw it at the rim, try to rebound it. Yeah, it take a good shot.

[Brian]

Caruso. One of them three be hands.

[D]

Three, boy.

[Brian]

That was the first one I took the under yesterday.

[H]

He is ball with a headband. Armband.

[Brian]

Hey, the fon captain started off the first quarter hooping, too.

[D]

For sure. He get his off, man.

[H]

All of them was hooping.

[Brian]

And that's crazy, bro. For him to move on the other side of paint and then finish the other side, bro. It's crazy.

[D]

That's his move. Throw the ball at the next move.

[H]

Dylan Harper. Did his little door look like a little baby.

[Brian]

I'm talking to y', all, man. Not a foul.

[I]

No, he ain't touching.

[Brian]

That's not mvp.

[D]

This was crazy.

[Brian]

This is crazy.

[I]

Ah, that look freak. I ain't gonna name.

[Brian]

Please, please run that back. That is crazy.

[I]

That was one of the.

[Brian]

My God.

[H]

Almost caught SJ like that.

[Brian]

He tried. Hey, he been trying to kill sga.

[D]

He tried to dero that.

[I]

I ain't gonna lie. That's one of, like, the best dunks I've. I've seen in the playoffs, bro.

[D]

Yeah, this was crazy.

[I]

That looked crazy, bro.

[D]

Trampoline, bro. It look crazy.

[Brian]

Welcome to this. Could do nothing. That looks crazy, bro.

[I]

He dunked it hard as ar.

[G]

I know.

[D]

He got on Twitter that dunk.

[Brian]

This is the first play on my mixtape. Yeah, he mixed with me up.

[I]

Yeah, that's tough, bro.

[D]

Crusoe really tight.

[H]

I hope we stay in there.

[I]

I love when this happens.

[D]

He doing shit we ain't know he had.

[Brian]

No, I knew. Hey, good luck, Dylan.

[I]

You hearing what I say?

[Brian]

Yeah, we'll talk about Dylan.

[D]

You said that.

[H]

You didn't say he was nice.

[Brian]

Hey, third quarter wouldn't be turned up, though.

[H]

Way better than lines up all.

[Brian]

I ain't forget I said now, bro.

[D]

That was the argument.

[I]

He was good after the injury way around.

[H]

I remember what you said after the injury.

[I]

He's better than Lonzo.

[D]

He got it right now.

[Brian]

This is crazy.

[I]

Y' all was still telling me y' all taking Lonzo. Yes, and we got a game scheduled to play Lonzo for sure.

[D]

Me, Caruso, I ain't no cousins.

[H]

Broke down, though.

[D]

Yeah, I thought he was.

[I]

He had a fatal knee, though.

[Brian]

His hel sport would be on the bench.

[H]

Yeah. Lonzo needs Carter.

[Brian]

Brian, my boy, my brother.

[H]

Oh, he ain't so.

[D]

Do you like that?

[Brian]

We got.

[D]

Ah, bro.

[H]

Carter played great defense.

[D]

Shout out to Carter, bro.

[Brian]

That pass is.

[D]

That's a wicked pass.

[I]

That's a hell of a catch though. What the corner at with us.

[Brian]

This boy he was pulling, wasn't he talking too.

[D]

That's his job, bro. Go out there and shoot three.

[H]

He don't. He don't play like how he act offline. No, he don't. He don't be doing all that sassy in the game.

[I]

He'll be sassy in the game.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[H]

That ain't shaking no ass in the game.

[Brian]

Hey, this.

[H]

Get off me.

[Brian]

That's the flagrant, bro.

[H]

To damn German. Can I know you said

[I]

one.

[H]

I need to be out there like that volleyball player killer.

[D]

But that's when I knew like, bang threes, bro.

[I]

GGs, you remember what we talked about on 520 films, Lou? About Hardenstein, like Wimby second. I was like, Hardenstein. We was like, we was gonna do a bunch of more dribble handoffs.

[Brian]

They did it.

[I]

They completely did it.

[D]

So smart to make a.

[I]

Make a nice.

[Brian]

Yeah, man. Okay, so you got the dub.

[H]

It's hard.

[Brian]

What was you saying, Tig about that? I mean, shout out to 5,000 films tapped me to the Patreon for sure.

[I]

I was just saying that like Hardenstein one thing, he's good. He's one of the best screeners in the league. Yeah. I'm like, if he. If Wemby has to guard him, Wemby can't control the paint. Cause he's gonna run into ball screens or he gonna run into dribble handoffs. And that's gonna engage Emby and I mean Wemby in the action. So now like you seen Shay was able to get to his pull ups and all that thing. Cause he can't just sit in the paint. And if he do just sit in the paint, they just gonna shoot the mid range jumper. That's his favorite shot. Yeah. So they made a great adjustment by playing Hardenstein. I told him. Well, I ain't saying I told him, but I said that on the show. You told him like you gotta do that like.

[Brian]

Yep, much quicker shit.

[D]

Look exactly like what you said.

[I]

Then go back into the action and. Yep. Pitch and catch and able to get downhill or make a mid range jump shot. That's why the game looked different. He did put Isaiah Joe in too.

[Brian]

Yeah. Like you said, he definitely used some people on the bench. Yesterday and we talked about it. Unfortunately, J. D left the game with a hamstring injury. They played so much without him this year that they did really miss a beat. But for the spurs to not have D Fox is one thing, but for them to miss Dylan, that was all bad.

[D]

He fucked it up, bro. Cause now Castle fully got to be the point guard. And he turning it over, bro.

[Brian]

Safon castle has what, 19 turnovers in two games? That insane 20. Excuse me.

[D]

Turn that motherfucker.

[I]

We have to go ahead and say he's not a point guard.

[D]

He good at what he do, but he's just not a point guard.

[I]

We gonna put him in that same realm as the Thompson twins. Yeah, like, they. They just great. They just good players. Like, they don't got no position. They just play.

[Brian]

Now, one thing people are saying is, you know, he's always. His patented low gather step through. They was just like, they're not calling the fouls. I'm like, it can't happen for 20 turnovers, bro. I don't care what your patent move is. At some point you have to adjust.

[D]

Gotta adjust, bro. You have to do something else.

[Brian]

Yeah,

[I]

Yeah. Time to go.

[D]

Time to go.

[I]

Damn.

[Brian]

Who if I do that?

[D]

Who.

[Brian]

If the Wizards do that? And that's not.

[D]

They don't think they hurt player, bro.

[Brian]

They are smoking crack cocaine.

[I]

Yeah, he is not. I'll take my chance with AJ The Bancet brother. Yes. Yes.

[Brian]

This is why they don't deserve it, bro.

[H]

Yes.

[Brian]

If you get the number one. No, that's. That's. Bro, that's why we don't deserve. That's why be hating who is the real Sean.

[H]

Yes.

[I]

They said Jeremy GR And Jaylen Williams for the number one pick. Not a damn chance. I ain't no I. No way. Damn.

[H]

Oh, yeah. Lou, talk that Silver.

[Brian]

If you somehow give Oklahoma City Thunder

[I]

the number one pick.

[H]

Talk that you are.

[D]

If he do that.

[Brian]

No, bro, I want to see AJ out there. I will need the riot myself.

[H]

All the way.

[D]

We got to compete with Wimy.

[I]

Better be nasty. Better be nasty, though.

[Brian]

So you get AJ the best. That's cheating, bro. No, get out the.

[D]

If they let us do it.

[I]

It's green, but it kind of makes sense. Do you believe in Tre Johnson? Do you believe in some of these young guys y' all got?

[D]

Not more than Jalen Williams.

[I]

No, I'm saying that's why you trade the number one pick. Cause you might believe in them. And you get a proven player like Jack Williams.

[Brian]

Bro, I just won a championship I do not deserve to go to Washington, bro.

[I]

Yes, you do.

[D]

It's time for you, y'.

[H]

All in the playoffs.

[I]

No, bro.

[H]

You already won, bro. You already won. And it's gonna be hard to pay you.

[Brian]

Mike Dillon.

[H]

It's a business decision. No. We are getting off this bread.

[Brian]

Did all we can do for y'.

[H]

All.

[Brian]

We gave you a max deal.

[D]

We gave you a ring and a ma max.

[Brian]

I help y' all raise a better and y' all send me to Washington, y'.

[H]

All. You on a good team. You didn't go to Sacramento.

[D]

You actually love me $300 million, bro.

[I]

Huh?

[Brian]

Yeah.

[H]

You smooth and you gonna get the average A dub.

[D]

We really helping you.

[Brian]

Nobody has ever said trading them to the Wizards has helped them.

[D]

The Wizards a little, bro.

[H]

They're good. We already had them as a playoff team next year without him, bro.

[Brian]

Yeah. I don't like I'm something on that trade.

[H]

Lou good on everything.

[I]

I don't like it. Nothing, bro. No.

[D]

Hell, no.

[Brian]

The thing is my D people, but no Jaylen Williams, okc.

[D]

I love it.

[I]

Jaylen Williams young enough, though. Jeremy Grant not N. Hell no. Not Jeremy Grant. No disrespect to Jeremy Grant.

[D]

Where he gonna go?

[I]

It don't match. They said he was going to Wizards with him. That was like the.

[Brian]

So Jeremy gotta go.

[H]

Them was two of the same. That's cool.

[D]

It be a solid team.

[H]

Fit the mold.

[D]

Wizards would be real.

[Brian]

Hit the G. We reject that trade. It is not going through. We would not accept that. We not accepting that trade.

[H]

Bab advance to the OKC Thunder.

[D]

The rich get richer, baby.

[H]

And importantly, championship Them.

[I]

I see check going if they lose as I see check going to Milwaukee and Giannis going to okc.

[H]

I'm nothing on that. Y' all know I hate that one.

[I]

That's the one I see check.

[H]

Check out.

[D]

He on his way out. If they don't win.

[Brian]

Hey, we gonna run the NBA. I'm fine with that.

[I]

But you know what I do know? Isaiah Hardenstein will be Atlanta Hawk. Him and Jaylen Brown will be coming to Atlanta next year.

[Brian]

Oh, yeah. We hot taking today.

[D]

Shout out to Stephen A. He getting Jaylen Brown in Atlanta. Talking about that damn locker room.

[I]

Yeah, Jaylen Brown. We don't care about your locker room problems in Atlanta. We. We are fine.

[Brian]

We don't even have locker rooms.

[I]

No, here we don't. We got sweets. Listen.

[Brian]

Respect. They change outside.

[I]

You know what I mean?

[Brian]

Hey, just. Brian goes to the regular bathroom during the game.

[I]

He did?

[D]

Yeah. P cuz.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Fuck that. Why would a nigga record him, though?

[I]

My N. Rose did that one day, bro. Recording him in the bathroom in Minnesota. He was like, why y' all recording

[F]

me in the bathroom?

[I]

Derrick Rose is in a regular bathroom. Took a picture of this.

[Brian]

I ain't gonna lie. That's all types of violations, bro. I'm using a bathroom.

[D]

Leave me alone. Damn.

[Brian]

I thought that was hilarious, man. Dylan Harper injury. We will see what happens with that. Rest up, brother. For sure. Y' all said that D Fox wasn't gonna play this game. Obviously he sat. His value is there for y' all who wanted to live in a moment and act like he wasn't necessary. Yeah. Having two ball handlers is very important.

[I]

Very definitely needed.

[Brian]

All right, man. To get game three, what did the spurs have to do?

[I]

Play at home. Okay.

[Brian]

Miles gonna be hot at the crib.

[I]

Yeah. It's over with Wemby.

[D]

He gonna turn up for real. He played cool yesterday. He gonna turn up for real.

[Brian]

Yeah. I mean, his cool yesterday was what go through them stats. It was a little bit crazy.

[D]

I just don't like the 21. Cause I want 27.

[I]

21.

[Brian]

17, 64.

[D]

Need 27, bro.

[I]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Vassell hooped out. He had 22. Sivar capped at 25. But a little star turnover's hurt yesterday.

[I]

Harper gonna be out the manner of

[D]

the series, so that's gonna hurt.

[I]

Damn. You think so?

[Brian]

Yeah.

[D]

Hamstring, bro.

[Brian]

I didn't know if. That's exactly what. I know they had alluded to it,

[D]

but that both out, bro. So.

[Brian]

Ah, that's tough, man.

[D]

Aaron Fox. We don't need you, brother.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[D]

Time to shake back.

[H]

It's a hell of a sub. So they cool? Yeah, they're okay.

[D]

I'm just saying, like.

[I]

Probably a better player coming back, actually.

[H]

No, for sure. I'm just saying, like, for him to be like, all right, bro. You got it.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[D]

We need you help.

[I]

We actually getting our max player in.

[Brian]

I was just gonna say, obviously we haven't said much about it, but, I mean, losing JDUB is important, but them not having D Fox for them, probably the second best player and most important player. Like you said in the clutch, it's gonna change the series a little bit. You think it's gonna change enough for them to get game three.

[D]

Would've changed that game last night.

[Brian]

100% agree.

[I]

I think they'd get game three if he's healthy enough to play at a high level. Yeah, I think they'd get game three.

[Brian]

Okay.

[D]

Cause the fact that they Having great games without him. Cause he is like really good. So that's scary. Yeah, well, he has and they just lost J Dub. Yeah, you can say what you want. They play all year without J Dub. They gonna need him when they count.

[H]

Yeah, they for sure gonna need him.

[Brian]

Oh, yeah. All those people talking about they don't need him. Yes, you do. You're gonna need him.

[D]

We've seen what he did to the Pacers.

[Brian]

I saw what he did at the highest level in the finals when he was still hurt with a mess.

[H]

Chad ain't aggressive. It's over with spurs gonna beat these niggas.

[D]

Facts.

[Brian]

All right, man. We will see, man.

[I]

Oklahoma.

[Brian]

Yeah, I was going to say that's crazy because either they win and they go back to back, or they lose and then they make another crazy ass trade and get one of the best players of the box. We win regardless, bro.

[D]

You want your job? Safe. Win the championship.

[H]

Yes, bro.

[Brian]

Hey, that's unfair. Hey, it's crazy. But not for everybody else, bro. Nobody else went and they get their job, bro.

[I]

I wonder why the Wizards want to get off the number one pick so bad.

[D]

Us, bro.

[Brian]

Cause they weren't supposed to have it, bro.

[D]

They like, we cool. Really?

[Brian]

They gonna trade.

[I]

They must really like that young guy. So, yeah, Trey Johnson is a good player, but they must have seen something to some of them other guys that they like.

[H]

I ain't mad at them for it.

[Brian]

You know what else I see? If you can get something back for

[H]

it, you can get something back for it.

[D]

Like they gonna get something great for that.

[H]

I trade back at Jalen Williams for that.

[D]

Facts. If I can get J Dub, bro. And Grant, I'm cool with it. With the piece I already got AJ Double answer ain't even.

[H]

What's in

[D]

competing in the east, bro.

[Brian]

I'm operating as if Anthony Davis is not going to be at Washington.

[H]

West don't operate like that.

[D]

If we put this together, he might

[H]

stay with low morale, bro.

[I]

The Blazers get Anthony Davis.

[Brian]

The morale's behind.

[I]

Here goes where?

[D]

AD Going to Portland. Might be all right.

[I]

For Portland.

[Brian]

I'm something that might be all right.

[I]

It's Vibey in Portland on everything.

[D]

Dame coming back.

[Brian]

Donovan Kleeman. AD Is my foreign FOB I'm something

[I]

with Dame on the return and Drew

[Brian]

and you know, you got Denny IV here.

[D]

We got Danny Denny, whatever that nigga name.

[I]

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[D]

Come on AJ Squigception with that too.

[Brian]

Oh Jeremy Grant play hard. I'm something the Wizards lost.

[D]

Wizards taking the L. They get J though School Henderson too and Jalen Williams.

[H]

I'm rolling.

[D]

We got a backup point but how

[Brian]

many guards do y' all haven't watched

[D]

it at that point we need a backup.

[Brian]

You still got young BL who handle the ball. Niggas get her DJ and they get the 12th pick.

[D]

It's all this might be this might

[I]

be what we need.

[Brian]

I like it. This might be the one.

[D]

This might be what we need we

[I]

getting Jalen Williams and the 12th pick.

[H]

This is blockbuster, y'. All.

[Brian]

This is bullshit.

[I]

Who the fuck are they for? And who's their big.

[Brian]

I'm always saying that body I'm not happy about, bro.

[D]

Let's shake the league up.

[I]

Amar ain't gonna be there at 12.

[H]

Or old boy from no. What's her name?

[I]

They gonna get dude from Michigan.

[Brian]

Jackson Lindenberg. Yeah, he.

[H]

Damn. He still gonna be there at 12?

[I]

Yeah, he gonna be there.

[D]

Cool with that?

[H]

Oh, it's up then.

[D]

That's a good pick.

[H]

Y' all won't pick at 12.

[Brian]

Dan, let us know how y' all feel, man. That is still got Alex R. A crazy three team deal, man. Yeah, still got Alex R. Wizards fans in the chat. Let us know if y' all something or nothing, man.

[I]

I'm more so Portland.

[Brian]

Oh, Portland's off.

[I]

Portland we. We talking about in the west, bro. Yeah, they got game back. Drew, Javier.

[H]

I'm acting like DJ Klinga Andy Davis.

[D]

Oh, you hating class.

[I]

You hating him and Drew. Him and Drew really good friends, though. Yeah, so they might.

[D]

They work out together.

[H]

We were friends on the bench. I am not available.

[D]

My boy will be healthy this season.

[Brian]

I like that.

[D]

Portland, 60 games.

[I]

Portland they be.

[Brian]

Who is Portland coach this year? Who?

[I]

Portland coach.

[Brian]

Oh, that's the problem.

[D]

No, no.

[I]

Terry sty's not taking the meal.

[D]

No, we gonna keep Terry stock.

[I]

Say something on the meal.

[D]

We gonna keep T split.

[Brian]

T split. Said I'm not doing this job.

[I]

Call me dog. What's the owner name?

[D]

Terry Lavore Ballar. Gonna get Angelo back in the league. Keep that at home.

[Brian]

Lamelo's are fully confirmed. Let's get it.

[I]

Whoever the owner is, call me, man. Nobody else want to drive, man. See what I can do, man.

[H]

Oh, my God.

[I]

I take the meal.

[Brian]

See, that's the problem. I take the.

[D]

Like, somebody gonna take this money.

[I]

Yeah, somebody. Yeah.

[Brian]

They the person for me, bro. You are charging.

[I]

I'm the person for you, cuz. We take 520 to Portland, man.

[H]

I that be funny and hilarious.

[Brian]

I be like, d, let's coach.

[H]

Oh, boy. Your age from Boston.

[I]

Hell, yeah. I coach that.

[H]

You old enough.

[I]

I be like, look, get two. I just hire all.

[Brian]

Well, all.

[I]

My sister can't make more than me, so look like it's gonna be y' all pipe. We going.

[D]

Be hype for your strength.

[Brian]

Coach L. Come on, Brandon,

[D]

Baby. We back.

[Brian]

Hey, don't let y' all make the playoffs.

[I]

They like, he lost five in a row, and he's Doing a podcast. What the hell is going on?

[Brian]

J.J. ready? Do I can't too.

[I]

Facts.

[Brian]

Look at the super chat, man. Can take time to wash his hands in the middle of a conference final game. Dante Jones has no excuse for Wildland like that in the elevator.

[H]

Facts, bro. Nastiest nigga ever walked this planet, bro.

[D]

God, that's the worst thing I ever

[H]

seen in your life.

[I]

He's a bad guy.

[Brian]

Oh, man.

[I]

Hey, baby.

[Brian]

I think this new generation superstars are going back to being lifers for the teams. Steph's not going nowhere. Shay, not Joker, not Tatum. Probably not. Luka was a fluke. KD looked like Shaq in the end. I don't know, bro.

[I]

Cool.

[Brian]

See what happens.

[I]

I heard Ant worried to get out of Minnesota, man, so.

[Brian]

Yeah, they are terrified of that.

[I]

Yeah, we load. ATL load starting to get bad. You know what we need to do, man? ATL just get all the people that are from Atlanta. Go get them from Atlanta. Jaylen Brown, Anthony Edwards.

[H]

Yeah, I got one more, Gardner.

[Brian]

That's all we need A team with AE and JB6.

[D]

They're gonna be our point guard. He from the A. Sharif Cooper will

[Brian]

be a point guard.

[I]

Come on. I ain't mad. Just gonna get the 18 it, bro. Let's bring them. Bring them home.

[H]

I ain't got no bigs, bro. Oh, Dwight still want to hoop.

[Brian]

All right. Oh, good morning. We about to get. We about to get up here the best feet.

[I]

Who you talking about people that are active playing, bro?

[H]

He's actively playing, bro.

[I]

No, he's not in Puerto Rico. We getting nigga from Michigan. Big dude from Michigan. Yeah, that's on Br. Sending.

[Brian]

I was having a debate with my men's league teammates. Do y' all think women could be as good as kd?

[D]

Hell, yeah.

[Brian]

He's still beyond a doubt. Yeah.

[I]

You think he'll be good as a kd?

[D]

He got a chance. He has a chance, bro.

[I]

Man, hell no. I'm gonna keep it real, man. We love win because we ain't never seen nothing like it, bro. He not with kd.

[D]

I say he fucking with Katie right now, but in a couple years, he could have.

[H]

Offensively, I'm nothing.

[I]

No, it's not impossible, but like, on

[H]

a defensive end, as a total player, bro. Yes.

[I]

Yeah. Defensive gonna be the greatest defender we ever seen.

[D]

Probably the best offensive we ever seen.

[I]

So. So let's just stop.

[D]

Got that sold up. But as a player, I'm something.

[Brian]

But this is what, Year three for wimby?

[H]

Yeah, bro.

[I]

Year three. KD what's year three? KD look like we here now. I love when y thr that year three.

[H]

He had to be 26. Who?

[Brian]

KD he was averaging at least 26, 27 years.

[H]

That be year three for sure. He was.

[D]

Yeah, he was.

[Brian]

He was already. Yeah, he was already.

[D]

He was already 26.

[I]

We forget. I don't.

[D]

Nah. Offensively, can't nobody with KD. I ain't.

[H]

I ain't rolling.

[Brian]

Oh, my apologies.

[H]

Not on, off.

[I]

Pack him up, man.

[D]

But strictly basketball. Like, the whole game. I'm something.

[I]

That's. Man, what the fuck?

[H]

Wait a minute. Hold on. KD didn't drop off, nigga.

[D]

Ever.

[H]

Never.

[D]

He hasn't dropped off, and he not gonna drop off.

[H]

That's why I said this year 19.

[D]

He's not gonna drop off.

[H]

Y' all know how I feel.

[D]

That 25, 26 is booked.

[H]

The 30. Surprise. I thought it was 26. That was. That was year two.

[Brian]

I'm bad.

[H]

30.

[I]

Come on, man. Yeah, bro.

[D]

Scotty, no, he ain't never challenging his offensive bag.

[H]

He'll never be as impactful on the defensive end as we, bro.

[D]

You know what I mean?

[Brian]

Oh, no. They're gonna say team, bro. He was.

[H]

Nah, bro. Wemby. Nah.

[Brian]

Come on. It's not close. By no means by.

[H]

Change the game defensively like Wimby, bro.

[D]

He got an impact on defense like no other.

[H]

I ain't gonna do that to him.

[I]

Wemby looked up to kd, bro.

[D]

He's supposed to. He older than him.

[H]

He look down now, bro.

[D]

He's supposed to look.

[H]

He's like, you ain't fuck with me now. Yeah, right now. You ain't fucking with me.

[D]

Yeah, he'll take that fade right now.

[H]

Yeah, he gonna look down on him, bro. You my OG40. That's what I'm saying.

[Brian]

That's why he's saying it.

[H]

That's what I'm saying.

[I]

He is still busting with bs. He will.

[D]

But Wemby will bust his ass, too.

[H]

It's tough.

[Brian]

Now in his prom, totally different conversation.

[H]

I'm taking. Y' all know I'm taking.

[I]

I think Katie got a better chance of guarding Wemby than Wemby got a chance of guarding.

[D]

Oh, no. Oh, hell.

[I]

Are y' all crazy?

[D]

Are you?

[H]

I might be.

[D]

Wimy got locked.

[I]

I just seen Caruso put him in a blender.

[D]

That was one shot.

[I]

Yeah, KD can do that every time.

[H]

I don't know, Jeff.

[Brian]

He can't guard kd, but KD can't guard him either.

[D]

KD can't guard. He could guard. Katie got a better. I mean, when we got a better chance of guarding KD though.

[Brian]

Yeah, bro, you just said.

[I]

You just said no disrespect to Wimby. He good. You just said his move was throwing. Throwing it at the backboard and getting.

[D]

Can't guard it though. We watched him tip it in every time. I ain't say it was pretty, but it worked.

[H]

And he gotta pull up.

[D]

That nigga be duck.

[H]

Wimy got a little handle too, bro. He don't have the offensive game right now, kd. If he get any today, Katie, bro, it's over, bro. On his head, bro.

[I]

Every time like this, they play three, they play three dribbles, bro.

[D]

Katie will probably beat him, bro.

[H]

That's easy.

[D]

Three dribbles is KD shit, bro.

[H]

But if we get unlimited dribbles, if

[D]

I can get close to this real

[H]

NBA streets rules, it's over cooking you, cuz.

[I]

I got KD.

[D]

Three dribbles. That's KD's.

[I]

Who said wouldn't be handled better than KD?

[Brian]

Oh, y' all smoking crack.

[D]

Run the tape out, Trip.

[I]

JD got real mixtapes on his hand.

[Brian]

He writes undefeated.

[H]

I love the ch, but y' all tripping.

[I]

They forget. I hate when people forget.

[D]

Now. We don't forget.

[H]

We.

[D]

We don't forget. KD is one of them ones.

[Brian]

Oh, we just seen 41 to 20.

[D]

Yeah, I just seen an alien, bro.

[Brian]

Just turned 29 today. Let a PO keep up the good work, fellas. Always make my voice hilarious, man. Shout out to you. Happy birthday. Happy Birthday, Uncle Mookas. And T. He ever seen any player fall after every drop shot like sga? If so, what's the reason for falling like that?

[H]

Good question.

[D]

He's trying to get a foul.

[I]

Yeah, I ain't never seen that.

[Brian]

Spurs beat themselves with hella turnover. Should be two. And no DJ trying to break up my pills. No one's being traded to save the weak ass Pacers. Haha. Little do you know, brother, Nobody getting traded from the T. Little do you know, brother? Am I the only person that see a lot of Cade and Dylan Harper and Kayson Watts help with momentum swings with them steals. Y' all think about number one option out of Damon Brunson. Seeing the panel pod, talking about it. Yes. Kayson Wallace yesterday got an extra rebound, extra possession, came back and hit the three. But the way he plays defense is crazy for that team.

[I]

Especially like winning basketball, bro.

[Brian]

Better number one option between Dame and Jalen Brunson obviously They're talking about Dame in his prime.

[D]

I ain't going against Dame, bro. Dane was Woo. I don't wanna go against Jalen Brunson either.

[Brian]

Who?

[I]

A better player in a prom.

[D]

That's a goodie.

[Brian]

I'm going Dame. No disrespect to Jalen Brunson, Dame, bro.

[D]

I seen him do some shit.

[Brian]

And Dame had to go in murders, bro. Not just had the east this week by any means, but he had to go deal with that statement.

[D]

That shit he did to okc bro. Paul Druid.

[Brian]

He broke up a franchise.

[D]

He did it to Houston too, didn't he?

[H]

That's tough for me, bro. I don't know.

[D]

Yeah, that's tough.

[Brian]

Bro2 killer. I'm going with.

[I]

Dang, I'm not reading that one.

[Brian]

Yeah, that's nasty. I love AG because he's the best version of himself with Joker. But he's always hurt. Portray him the camera. Brian pigs for y'.

[I]

All this they not doing that track. Oh,

[Brian]

That is crazy.

[H]

Jack Golf, let's talk to you.

[I]

Somebody bored as hell. Huge ass.

[Brian]

Y' all better be in her to live out here in la. Part of sea. Would you stand in? What makes you pack up and go back, man?

[H]

My girl got pregnant, man. I was on bed rest. I lived in North Hollywood, bro. She got pregnant, I knocked her up on Santa Monica pier. Put that wood in her, sent her back home, put her to bed, packed my up, came back to Indianapolis with these.

[Brian]

Back to Boulevard.

[H]

That's what happened.

[Brian]

Left Boulevard, came right back to it.

[I]

One of y'. All.

[Brian]

Which one y' all rocking with? Denny's. Aha. Waffle House.

[H]

Waffle House.

[Brian]

Waffle House.

[I]

Under they dirty.

[H]

Denny's nachos are amazing though.

[Brian]

Like I said, Denny's nachos from Denny's.

[H]

Oh my God, cuz. The pico at Denny's on that nacho is up.

[D]

Even though they had nachos?

[H]

Yes, cuz. You get a fully loaded nacho from Denny's with pico, extra side cream. Oh, my lot that ground beef and two of the morning, cuz off the

[Brian]

L. I was gonna say now, after midnight. What's the best option?

[D]

White Castles.

[H]

Oh, Waffle House in Atlanta. Who's outside?

[D]

Nah, Waffle House at the Waffle House and steak.

[I]

I was like, yo, wilding.

[H]

I don't know if that was a ribeye. I said, damn, who this?

[D]

A little chewy, got me some waffles

[I]

for sure. He had a little possum

[Brian]

squirrel filet for sure.

[D]

For sure.

[Brian]

What's up Folks, I love the host. We get in the conference smiles. I think with me is his career top three to seven. I did do a beheading dance he was doing with the cup in his hand. Now they got TikTok for that. Shout out to my guy. So the Hawks draft Mara and Trey Young Zach and the 23rd pick to Memphis for Ja. Is that enough?

[H]

Probably not that.

[Brian]

Yeah, if I'm. I'm all weekend. What's that one? All weekend.

[H]

That childish.

[I]

Catch me at the 5. 23.

[Brian]

Jeff Mook. Do I think it's harder to be the lead defender or an elite scorer in the league? Elite score. Lead scorer.

[I]

Yeah. Defense is just effort, intensity, scoring boy a little different boy.

[H]

It's probably easier to be Pat Bev than kd.

[I]

Oh my mama. My mom.

[Brian]

He also got a case of Wallace problem. Jason has the best hands in the league. Don't tweak. But he reminds of Avery Bradley a little bit. Same frame.

[I]

Yeah, that's not a bad comparison. I like that one actually.

[Brian]

Shout out to the gang. What's more weak jerk Rice brace when he was 40 or Chet yelling after a powerless dunk?

[I]

Jerry Rice was wilding with them braids when he was 40. I ain't gonna lie. He had knots at the top of him. Please show Jerry Rice when he was 40 with those birds.

[H]

Identity crisis.

[I]

Yeah, we played for the Seahawks. He was wicked.

[Brian]

Oh, the Seahawks. Jerry Rice jersey.

[H]

Jerry Rice.

[Brian]

Put that downstairs.

[H]

Scotty Pippen. Braids and Scotty the same. Same shit.

[Brian]

Yeah, bro.

[I]

Bro.

[Brian]

Yeah, he bullshit.

[H]

Where's Jay Rice? What did he matter? Bro. Damn, that Niecy shirt was crazy.

[I]

Look at he.

[Brian]

I guess.

[D]

Yeah.

[Brian]

I'm definitely not his either.

[I]

Yeah, the Shamar Moore.

[H]

I ain't about to say who that remind me is.

[I]

That remind you of who should look like that? His tips are paused. They do got the little. He had the max wheels at the end.

[Brian]

His edges is burnt.

[I]

They had the lighter my mama used to have. They used to do that at the bottom.

[H]

Jerry Rice.

[I]

Jerry Rice was wicked.

[Brian]

That jersey is filthy.

[I]

Damn. Morning.

[Brian]

Fellas won't be able to make it to the end of this weekend for the 520 day check out tour again. Better come to Houston again. DJ how you gonna say I roll to the left when everybody squatting now is for fruitcakes. Come on. I don't know what's up, Baba man. Wish you click next brother. I've never seen stars chill as shake get this much hate. It's getting to a point. They hate you when you're Great, brother.

[I]

That's a fact.

[Brian]

But he do be foul baiting, too. Hilarious that everyone asked DJ to dance. We just found out he was a Jabwockie chef.

[I]

And wait, how y' all find that out? It's on Patreon. Damn. Y' all move quick. Shit.

[H]

Shout out to the Patreon.

[I]

Man, I ain't even get to sleep. That motherfucker already out. Shout out to my boy, J.J. man. Appreciate y' all pulling up, man. For sure.

[Brian]

To the real man, shout out to

[I]

JJ like, hold on, I can't dance.

[H]

That ain't what JJ said.

[I]

Miami is not dancing, brother.

[H]

JJ said you were cutting a fool in there, cuz.

[I]

No, I can act.

[H]

That hit his nose, cuz, trying to come through the wall.

[I]

No, brother, no.

[H]

Hey, get on that MAFIA tear right now, man. Y' all see it? Jay Z out there.

[Brian]

Before triple double.

[I]

Why?

[Brian]

Didn't know.

[I]

Nah, just play

[Brian]

cast. Reminds me of young Russ.

[I]

No. A little bit. Not really, though. He not as fast and explosive.

[D]

Russ is too fast, bro.

[I]

He one of the fastest player in NBA history.

[H]

Yeah, he was definitely different.

[Brian]

Facts. Yo, morning, gang. Would y' all rather jump out the gym or be able to shoot the daylights out the ball?

[I]

Shoot, shoot, gang. I do not want to be the Thompson twin. Thanks. I would rather be Steph Curry.

[Brian]

Thanks,

[I]

Jeff.

[Brian]

I swear, Kenny did everything you said they should do. From my heart to Joe at Spurs, man. I'm like, nah, Nacho give out the sauce for free on us. Smh.

[I]

Who? He might have had the wrong coach.

[Brian]

Yeah, he might have the wrong coach McKinney, but, yeah, you said that. Okay, see, you should do.

[I]

Yeah, they did it, y'.

[Brian]

All. Coach Mark, he locked in. Mr. Mook said he go to San Antonio. Like we couldn't tell already. Y' all remember when the coach said big old footage? Damn, they know the vibes.

[I]

He did say that yesterday, yeah.

[Brian]

Obviously, Antonio, I did not say that.

[I]

The real reason we know now.

[H]

Yeah, I know where you live.

[I]

I live in Indianapolis.

[H]

Got a Spanish side to him. You gotta let him get his off.

[I]

Hey, all right. I almost. That's on racist.

[Brian]

Yep. It. Oh, A.J.

[I]

bish down.

[Brian]

I think he turn today if he get the raise, Y think AJ Mitchell go be option number one somewhere.

[D]

No.

[I]

Oh, no, no.

[Brian]

Option number one is crazy. Yeah.

[I]

N. That's crazy.

[Brian]

Jeff, I know you're a WWE fan, bar wrestling fan in general. You got to see this up. Kenta Kobayashi, and I don't know that juman's name Toyota was doing in the

[I]

90s I don't know if he being

[H]

funny I thought them was motorcycles. I ain't gonna lie I thought one of my had one of them back in the day.

[I]

I like that.

[D]

Seen one of them H on bullet

[H]

that might just been a stunker gun

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[Brian]

It was my fourth year in a row hitting the 500 weekend from Dallas. Being here was a good spot to hit. Friday night. Definitely move was the best basketball moment you had together. DJ hit the running man.

[H]

Probably Shadow Lounge.

[I]

Bro.

[H]

If you black, I don't know where else you probably gonna go.

[I]

You're hitting the 500. I don't know if he black.

[H]

He probably he could be a blend. He is moot. I mean Mel or you go to brothers. If you ain't a brother.

[Brian]

He's just that man of brothers from out of town.

[I]

I'll be pissed.

[D]

Oh God.

[I]

That's how you know about you they

[Brian]

say go to brothers. My boy.

[I]

The brothers thought he was in there having a time. Brothers. We y' all remember we used to go to Kill Royce.

[Brian]

Cuz absolutely used to be a vibe shout out to real Kill Royce. Bloomington K okay 2002 kill Royce. That's dunk hurt and they got they

[I]

ain't like black people or something niggas

[H]

whatever dress code and everything got a

[Brian]

little wicked for sure.

[I]

Man. Watch it go.

[Brian]

How much trouble about the spurs then with the injuries. They get deep box healthy. They good to go. But yeah, Vincent Dillon would definitely be a loss for them. A big loss.

[I]

He was damn near 6th man of the year in the playoffs for sure.

[Brian]

He had the most points off the bench in the playoffs for sure. He'll let them know on a nine foot rim you dunk like small castle. Get them big off MOOC. DJ's a real chubby chaser. Best pot out.

[I]

Nah, DJ ain't DJ boy. He DJ.

[H]

I don't like him heavy.

[Brian]

Congrats a year. But you must be new here.

[I]

DJ is very critical of the weight.

[Brian]

Waiting for the year 2013 for commercial sand. We don't have much to be incredible. Maybe it's time to full conversation. My boy on the parlay DJ Pan rally.

[I]

He's been born. Oh dang.

[Brian]

They said here you go give people lawsuits. Man say you two for 31, man.

[H]

For sure, bro. I'm definitely two. Probably more than that. I do them every day.

[Brian]

Child run back, man. We're gonna keep winning anyways. Yeah, I got Ja Castle. It's looking like a big gap between the two. Castle by landslide. Dallas to Houston type gap. Hey, man, don't sleep on John Moran, bro.

[I]

Hold on. See, I hate when people start forgetting. Now, don't forget John Moran had a franchise. He wasn't part of a team. He was the team.

[D]

He was the squad for sure.

[I]

Like, don't do that.

[D]

He was the face of the league.

[I]

Yeah, don't do that. Got the best shoe out besides the hard and 10. He Right after that and he got killed.

[D]

Next year, bro.

[H]

He is tripping, boy.

[Brian]

He got them to where they are right now as the lead person.

[I]

Yeah, like, you gotta chill, man.

[Brian]

I respect. Why the fuck is SJ fog after every jump shot? I can understand the landings on a couple of times, but every fucking jump shot. The one nigga flopped on Harrison Barnes. Oh, that's shameless. Yeah, Isaiah Joe flopped on Harrison Barnes. Was crazy at the free throw line, but league MVP, man. Morning, 520 family. We're live from 931615 with it. Quick question for all the guys. You get a chance to start an expansion team, any city, where would you choose, city wise, and who would you go after and build positions one through five?

[I]

Well, my city would have been Vegas, so I'm glad that's coming. Yeah, coming soon. But it's coming in 2028, 2029, something like that. Yeah. So I would have picked Vegas for my city. And then you know how the expansion draft go. You gotta go out there. Players with the high salary, that's kind of washed. So my first one probably would be. I ain't saying they wash, but somebody gotta get off some money, right? Yeah, I probably get off. I get Jaylen Brown. Not saying he washed, but if he stayed in Boston, I'm pretty sure they're gonna have to get off some money at some time. So him and Jason Tate, that was a start. I'll start with Jalen Brown. I think he a superstar.

[D]

He is.

[I]

I don't want embiid. I need somebody who's gonna play the first year.

[Brian]

Yeah, we gotta put some get off to it.

[I]

I get somebody to come to the game.

[Brian]

It'd be hard for me to do a squad, but I would definitely do Louisville. Just because how crazy they are for Kentucky and basketball. I'd be like. I figured we could hone on that and make some money. For sure.

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

Louisville.

[I]

Louisville wouldn't be better. They got a nice arena too.

[Brian]

Not too, you know, accessible as well.

[D]

Nashville niggas like Nashville. I keep hearing that Nashville be nice.

[H]

I want Memphis to go.

[I]

Yeah, I don't. I like Memphis, bruh. All Memphis gotta do is get a super nice hotel, bruh.

[H]

Yeah, I love the city too. I don't. I never went for basketball shit.

[I]

If they get a super nice hotel, Memphis. Cause like, Memphis is cool. Everything that the arena around is cool. Like it's a cool. Yeah, it's cool. Like they just need a nicer hotel. It be straight sick.

[Brian]

You think the men is that the spurs core six been playing. Going to come back to hurt them. If serious goes 7. Young team, first time making it this far. Body's not ready for that pause. Like a said after Matt.

[D]

Serious gotta win, bro. We gotta play our guys so we can even make it to that move.

[I]

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I got a point there. I don't know though.

[D]

Gotta make it to game seven.

[Brian]

Yeah, you gotta do what you gotta do. What's that movie? All right, man. Tonight, game two, Cavs at Knicks again. First. How we feeling, fellas? How we feeling?

[I]

Oh, Knicks.

[D]

It's over with.

[Brian]

Oh, it's over with.

[H]

Okay.

[D]

I don't believe in the Cavs at all no more.

[Brian]

Dang, man.

[D]

I just think that it let me down, bro.

[I]

I just think that folks, the way they lost game one was so heartbreaking that it's gonna be tough to recover.

[D]

I know they feel how we feel, bro. They deflated, bro.

[Brian]

Defeated.

[I]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[Brian]

And you didn't get really the best games from Cav. No, he had double, double. But also OG didn't play that well either. Jalen Bronson with Nuclear in the fourth. But the Knicks didn't play that good either.

[I]

They didn't get the ball well at all.

[D]

Didn't. And that's scary.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[D]

Cause they gonna play good today.

[Brian]

Yeah, we will see what adjustments you think Kenny Axon is gonna make, Jeff. Think we see more max Druce minutes.

[D]

They need to play old dude, bro. Who that they brought from the Kings, bro.

[I]

Keon.

[D]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Only problem is he got in the game and he dropped two passes and they took him right out the game. Yeah.

[D]

I feel he can help guard Jalen Brunson a little bit and he can shoot.

[I]

Yeah, they need. They gotta play Max Strus. He gotta be on the floor, bro. He's been their best consistent, most consistent player all playoffs. He been playing phenomenal, like Donovan Mitchell done had great games and he had bad games. James Harden been up and down, man. Stru's been solid the whole way the whole time. He gotta be on the floor. He probably their best defender. Yeah.

[Brian]

At least from a capacity.

[D]

And he can hit a shot.

[Brian]

I'm rolling, Dennis Charter needs to have to play.

[I]

He don't have to play, but they got. I'mma keep it real. They got to get the ball out of James Harden hand. Like, he got to be the secondary ball handler. Let somebody else and then run some plays to get him being a little more aggressive on the second action. Not the initial action coming down, pick and roll with him. Ball gets stuck in his hand, he got to make a play. He not that same guy, but he's still an effective player on the second option. Like, swing it, swing it. We get the James. He get into his shit, blah, blah, blah, blah. He get to his floater, his three ball, whatever it is. But to bring it down and initiate the offense every single time, it ain't helping him right now.

[D]

That's why I wish D. Mitch was like 6 7, bro. You could play all three of them.

[H]

Yeah, that's true.

[Brian]

Yeah, well said, RB hand. Your Cavs, man. Jared Allen gonna show up, man.

[H]

Man, we need Mobley to play out of his body, bro.

[Brian]

Yeah, he showed up last game, though. I know he didn't score that much.

[H]

We need him.

[Brian]

But he had 50% more than that, bro.

[D]

Everybody did enough to win, bro.

[I]

Yeah, they was there.

[D]

James just had.

[H]

James smoked. I just say, just, if James ain't having a good game, we gotta pull him. Yeah, I know you scared of him, but sit him down, bro. Real shit. If he ain't performing. Cause he damn near cost us a game. We just being real, so respect.

[I]

I think James Harden good enough to bounce back, though.

[H]

Yeah. That's why I got him winning tonight.

[I]

I think he gonna have a good game. I just don't. I just don't see him winning in New York. I thought the game that Castile was game one. Because New York was off for so long and the Cavs had a rhythm. They've been playing. New York was off of what, a week? I was like, maybe they could sneak game one. But the fact that they couldn't get that one, I think it's kind of over with him winning in New York.

[H]

Aim's gonna have a flashback game tonight, y'.

[F]

All.

[H]

I'm telling y' all right now.

[Brian]

All right, man. So Tegan moop. They got the Knicks be he ain't got The Cavs. We'll see what happens, baby. All right, man, let's go to our rookie team, man. Congrats to those guys. For sure. Let's go to the first team, man. That's Cedric Coward, vj Edgecombe, Cooper flag, Dillon Harper and Conkin. Opposed. I thought CNB might have got that nod a little bit over Cedric Coward, but he had a phenomenal rookie season. Congrats to all those gentlemen. For sure. I know we were talking about the Yana situations as well. Sean's reported two teams that are very interested t Wolves, and no surprise, the Lakers.

[I]

Who the Lakers gonna get give up?

[Brian]

That is a great question.

[I]

Austin Reeves and what.

[Brian]

Whatever future picks they can LeAndre crumble up and find.

[I]

Austin Reaves and what?

[H]

DeAndre Aiden is out of there, bro.

[Brian]

Look, to imagine that they probably won.

[D]

They didn't really.

[Brian]

Draft capital. I don't know what the Lakers got draft wise.

[H]

That's what I'm saying. It's kind of weights wise. They don't got nothing. Ain't worth a quarter over there draft wise.

[D]

Aiden, he gone.

[Brian]

I don't know how that happens.

[H]

I'll trade Austin Reeves and deandre A. Honest, I'll trade everybody.

[I]

I mean, I think everybody in the world would do that, but I don't think Milwaukee Bucks want that.

[D]

Yeah, they gonna be like, whoa, why y' all ain't.

[H]

Y' all ain't gonna get nothing better than that from nowhere else.

[I]

They can get Chet.

[H]

Miami get chit Chet better than Austin Reeves.

[I]

I mean, he younger, taller.

[H]

I'm sleep.

[D]

He is younger.

[H]

I'm sleep.

[Brian]

But you could go to Miami and probably get two first round picks. Tyler Hero and Khalil Ware, something. I'd rather have that. Cause I'm getting draft capital and I'm getting two solid picks.

[I]

You might be able to get Chet and two high ass. You might be able to get all the picks in this draft from okc.

[Brian]

Oh, okay. If you go okc, right? Yeah. Chet and the two first round picks in this one. And then you could probably package those, get you something in the top three, top four, say I'll take y' all three picks and go to Chicago.

[H]

Do y' all really think Yannis gonna be gone this summer, though?

[Brian]

Yes.

[I]

Nah, I don't.

[Brian]

I do. I'm actually. Let me say I'm hoping so because I'm tired of talking about this shit, bro.

[D]

If he don't, they just need to let him just stay there for the rest of his career, bro.

[H]

Quit talking about that.

[I]

I don't Think Giannis really want to leave?

[D]

Well, then just say that and just hope and it is what it is.

[I]

I think the only place he want to go is New York.

[D]

You already got you a chip, bro.

[I]

Just fuck it. He really waiting for New York to lose Miles.

[H]

They got to get Miles out of there.

[Brian]

Oh, yeah.

[I]

Miles need to go to out there with Steph and them. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he need to go out to go and stay.

[D]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[I]

They need to go ahead and trade.

[H]

Miles ain't fucking with the vibes.

[D]

Actually be real good for him.

[I]

It ain't what he thought about to go stay.

[D]

Miles had to get his bread in here. Fuck it.

[Brian]

Yeah, he got paid and figured the rest out. But yeah, he been wilding, too. He has def. Been wilding for sure. You see his proposed tournament? Go ahead, load it up.

[I]

Blue.

[Brian]

The blue blood tournament, man. They trying to have an in season tournament in ncaa. All the killer squads, man.

[I]

That's hard. You know something that's tight. How Gonzaga get in there? No shade. They the blue blood. Y' all think Gonzaga always beat.

[H]

Dang. They be ranked there. Yeah.

[I]

How are you getting there?

[H]

That's just. I think that's probably just people's favorite teams right now.

[Brian]

Cause it's just Gonzaga being there. It's a little surprising. IU is not surprising because it's just

[I]

IU not a blue blood no more, bro. It's historic. I mean, they got a lot of money. They spend a lot of money. So obvious are back.

[Brian]

They got the most chip. One of the most chips. That's why they gonna be in there. Yeah.

[I]

All right. Go back to them teams, bruh.

[Brian]

That's all I'm saying.

[H]

Let's update based off history.

[I]

Let's update the blue.

[D]

A lot of these teams ain't.

[H]

Cause it's based off history, y'.

[Brian]

All.

[H]

That's all history.

[I]

Yeah, let's update them, though. Who been more current team that North Carolina ain't.

[H]

I'll leave you.

[D]

I'm just being honest. Kentucky ain't.

[I]

I ain't gonna lie.

[D]

But we just ain't that good.

[I]

Purdue been better than IU for the last. They have, but nobody. But we're not taking State.

[Brian]

I would have liked Michigan State in there.

[I]

Michigan State way better. Yeah, Michigan State been.

[H]

They do got to be in there over again.

[Brian]

Duke not in there.

[D]

That's crazy.

[H]

Oh, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's not a real thing. They're just totally telling y' all like what's to come.

[Brian]

Oh, okay.

[I]

No way. Duke is not over there.

[Brian]

You take out Gonzaga and put in Duke in this exception.

[I]

No, there's still more. IU has to go.

[Brian]

IU from Michigan State.

[H]

You for sure gotta go, bro. I ain't made the tournament. I don't know how long.

[Brian]

Y' all know how this was. They trying to sell tickets. And you know who? Fan base.

[I]

IU travel.

[D]

IU will travel in full effect.

[I]

Oh, so Duke turned broke, basically. All right, Duke. What other school we missing, though? Michigan State.

[H]

Michigan was up there.

[I]

Michigan State, UCLA up there?

[Brian]

Nah.

[I]

Then how are we doing blue bloods, then? Y' all said they got the most championships.

[Brian]

I'm saying I was trying to make it make sense, but. Yeah, but I ain't mad at it.

[I]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Cause I could be up there as a blue blood. I mean, you gotta respect their success, quote unquote. They don't got no chips, but they always are relevant.

[I]

They always run.

[D]

For sure.

[I]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brian]

We'll see what happens with that as well, man.

[I]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Brian]

All right, man, let's move on to the W, man. Shout out to our fever. Getting the dub yesterday, man. You know the vibes, man.

[H]

Hey, Maxi, I see Boston killing, man.

[Brian]

She been injured, man. Loaded up for AB 248 is what we need to see. Yeah. Rough off season.

[I]

I was watching her and Candace Parker pie the other day. He took a picture with a tree and said, that's her, man.

[H]

Huh?

[I]

Yeah, I watched that pie.

[Brian]

Pretty funny, Clark.

[I]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[I]

Nah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

You sure? Yeah, you're nice.

[I]

She got everything.

[D]

She nice. I ain't know she can shoot.

[Brian]

She got overshadowed because she's on team, but I know the number one picking Kelsey, but.

[I]

Yeah, you play like Al Jefferson.

[Brian]

Seal. Good seal. Yeah.

[D]

She took a picture with a tree like Big Al.

[I]

He play like Al Jefferson.

[D]

Move.

[I]

Yeah.

[Brian]

Bully ball to that shot. Two man game.

[I]

Elite.

[Brian]

Yeah, man. Shout out to AB holding it down. Kelsey Mitchell had 21 as well.

[I]

She just took a picture. A picture like, you know, holding a tree, like a palm tree.

[Brian]

Oh.

[H]

And she said, that's her man.

[I]

Somebody. Sydney coasting said, all right, we looking for your man. Oh, never mind. It's the tree. And they just start roasting.

[H]

Oh, okay.

[Brian]

Hey, and Candace Parker be on there talking real shit about hoops. Oh, that's a. What we doing, Louis?

[H]

I think a little. Got the flicks. Share the screen.

[I]

Please don't.

[Brian]

Please don't say the screen.

[I]

Ever watch it, though. They probably pretty entertaining.

[Brian]

No, it is fire for sure, man. Shout out to CP. Shout out for sure wing secure the sky. 9989 Paige buckets loaded up. She had 244 yesterday getting to it. Rica had 23 as well. Our mini game is elites.

[I]

She was the best girl I seen in high school. I ain't never seen Maya more in high school, but when I seen her in high school I was like, yeah, she called.

[Brian]

Been like that even after injuries. Still cold. You go back.

[D]

Living that midi bro.

[Brian]

Flawless

[I]

backers.

[Brian]

Yeah bro. It don't miss. Shout out to Paige buckets man way to hold it down. The sun took care of the storm. 8078 into the MLB man. Otani man he back. First pitch of the game. It's been a little quiet. First fish of the game. You know what it is.

[D]

See you later.

[Brian]

The real is back with a towering

[I]

drive on the first pitch.

[Brian]

Did he get enough merrill? Can't get there. Let's go.

[I]

First pitch of the game.

[Brian]

The pitcher.

[I]

Do your dance man.

[Brian]

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[Brian]

And it's crazy man. He threw five minutes. Nobody scored on him, man. They had the chance to towards the end he got up out of there with it, man. Ohtani is one of the ones for sure. Slow start but he's still a killer man. Be here. Shout out to LSU man. Lane Kiffin. What we doing? Some gangster shit, man.

[I]

What he do?

[Brian]

Dude walk back coach. Oh man wanted to chill with the team. He said nah, we back on the squad now.

[H]

That's his man.

[Brian]

Oh he he got coach old back, baby. They definitely.

[I]

They definitely DJ dropped the news, baby. Yeah,

[Brian]

the real is back baby.

[H]

Okay.

[D]

LSU is a wild ass place, bro.

[I]

I with lsu.

[D]

They gave us a game they did give us. LSU is a wild place.

[Brian]

They have been on Will Wade's head for this roster he put together for next year. They said this is the most this

[D]

we ain't got all NBA players.

[I]

I fuck with it. Lsu, my favorite school. He don't give a fuck.

[H]

My favorite they said this is the

[Brian]

most unethical roster in basketball history.

[I]

I with him I want to bend the rules. Well I'm a break them.

[H]

Yeah, for sure.

[Brian]

Well Wade been on this for a long time.

[I]

I'm getting a Real pro team?

[Brian]

Nah, for real.

[I]

And I'm going to pay them like pros coach.

[H]

Oh, man.

[Brian]

And Buddy, a six year pro. He said he got eligibility come to lsu. Damn. Hey, man, it's a good time to be an LSU fan.

[I]

They gonna be sad as hell. They gonna have all NBA players and European pro players and be sad.

[Brian]

But Lane Kiffin is about to have LSU on some and I can't wait to watch. For sure, man. Let's get back in super chat. Shout out to my sister Gabby for graduating high school today. She's graduation with her AA degree, 4.6 GPA despite having brain surgery this year. That's your cash. That'd be all.

[H]

That's dope. Congrats.

[Brian]

All right, man. Congrats to you and your family as well. That's hard. Good. For sure. Yo, shout out to the James Johnson episode on the Patreon. That was fire. He wrote the 520 films. That shit's fire as hell, dude. There was probably JJ and Jeff hip hop dance teacher in college. You got.

[I]

That's a good one. Well, I wanted to tell you guys this.

[Brian]

That's actually how we've been. Y' all just come to Miami and Miami only hero where Jovic and depicts going to Milwaukee. Yeah, man, they definitely have the best thing to offer him. But I feel like that has been there.

[I]

I think it's a good trade because I'm pretty sure Tyler Herro don't mind being in Milwaukee.

[Brian]

That's crib back at the crib.

[I]

He might be the only one that don't mind it.

[D]

Ooh, from Miami to Milwaukee though.

[I]

I mean, I get it.

[H]

Town love, bro.

[D]

I get it.

[Brian]

But he get to be the franchise too. Shit out the ball now if I'm a little wary, I'm a little tight

[I]

like, oh, I'm not.

[Brian]

He a get paid too.

[I]

N cuz SPO be taking me out.

[H]

And sometimes he like, oh God, bro, SPO be him. I thought the nigga was hurt.

[D]

That's true.

[Brian]

Hey, we'll see.

[I]

Man.

[Brian]

The scenario I just work with me. Who wins but just got done watch all 826 games from senior DeMarcus. It got wicked. Towards the end of his wolf days, they had him being targeted like Harden. Damn, he just lied.

[I]

Ain't nobody watched that meme game.

[Brian]

He definitely was at the date of Trash. He's 25 game, top 19 defender of the league. Let him recover. He's not old like Aaron Gordon. Yeah, man, why are you trying to trade EJ Dub?

[H]

Man, I'm Showing you the bandster.

[Brian]

The Wizards trading that one pick, bro.

[H]

Somebody cheaper in got a higher ceiling than you, bro. I'm with it.

[Brian]

See shout 420 all the way from Australia. Quick question which I rather having Dyson Daniels offensive package have Kobe coming to see a dream, say the afterlife and all that.

[I]

Well, we can't even talk to you. Cause you done called us, folks. Fourth bulletin.

[Brian]

That boy high. When we get ready to go into MJ run of dominating league as undisputed best player in the game.

[D]

MJ run is crazy.

[H]

Hopefully MJ was getting 37.

[Brian]

Y' all don't know what all that is, but do you think Hawks could get J Dub for the Hawks lottery pick and Zachary Richardson? No.

[I]

Yo. Yeah, yo, Lulu Louis. I ain't gonna lie, bro. I mean, I. I ain't mad at that. What's our pick, man?

[H]

Hey, no.

[I]

Yes, bro.

[Brian]

No. Gracie. No.

[I]

Yes.

[H]

The eighth pick be fire on God

[I]

and Zach for J Dub.

[Brian]

Hell no.

[H]

These exact like be shipping Bronnie.

[D]

Cuz hell no.

[I]

No, no, no.

[Brian]

Give me bro.

[I]

I low key need Bronnie. Give me Zach, bro. You wouldn't do it. Don't start.

[Brian]

Give me Zach. Don't start that move.

[D]

Got you.

[Brian]

Nah, give me Bronnie, bro.

[H]

Definitely give me Bronnie.

[I]

I'm doing the fifth pick. They gonna pick Wilson.

[D]

That is a fact.

[Brian]

We went off merch.

[I]

They want Caleb Wilson.

[D]

You have to bring your pops, though. Cannot come Dolo.

[Brian]

The Hulk has.

[H]

Yep.

[I]

Oh, damn. Why I keep thinking we got the fifth pick, but they got enough to move up. They get the eighth pick and they got them other three picks

[Brian]

and 37 they can trade all.

[I]

But if they can trade them and get the fifth pick or fourth pick or whatever pick they want to get. Kayla Wilson. Yeah, I know they trying to get Kayla Wilson

[Brian]

right on the walk. Game three, the real per game. So Mookie Charles Baki on The San Antonio 2. Mansworth. It's crazy.

[H]

Respect.

[Brian]

I never catch up this early. Been meaning to pause Lamuka's orders for the hardwood tipping off. And can we see mook on this 520 somewhere? Need that off court. Love game out the gate. All right, Austin Mookley, hop towards the Tuesday. I got father lined up for you. Get here now. You just hit the Moesha dash and spike something. I don't know what that is. No. Make some of this crazy. That is crazy. Bill Simmons crazy. Phil Simpson, Wimby getting mauled. But in 2016, he tweeted he loves seeing Steph get mauled. Old School players will be proud.

[I]

Lol.

[Brian]

People forget MOOC picture. 2012 Wildcats beat the 2011-2012 Bobcats in the 7 game series. Also has better focus. Bart Lewis. Eddie Murphy. Yeah. Shout out. Shout out to the Wildcats.

[I]

But yeah.

[D]

Nah, it's a ring beating on NBA team that's dead.

[Brian]

No Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence. I'm going Eddie Murphy.

[I]

Better movies. Yeah.

[D]

Eddie Murphy probably.

[I]

Yeah, I'll probably go with Eddie Murphy.

[Brian]

That ain't fair because Eddie would clear a lot of people.

[H]

People.

[I]

I mean, I don't know Eddie, he started off with Beverly Hills Cop and all that. That was funny. Got the light. Harlem Nights, Trading Places. Trading Place. Coming to America. To America. And then Martin went to the Bad Boy series though. National security. Blue street. That shit. Fire him. Fire.

[Brian]

What's the movie? He is a knight.

[I]

Black Dark Knight.

[Brian]

Dark Knight.

[I]

Yeah. That's light though.

[D]

That weak though.

[I]

Yeah, light though. Big Mama House, though.

[Brian]

Rebound.

[D]

Big Mama House. Rebound.

[I]

Rebound.

[Brian]

Eddie Murphy, brother.

[I]

Big Mama house is cold though.

[Brian]

But Bad boy told free it got wicked.

[D]

Hey, Murphy got some though.

[Brian]

He Murphy got bangers.

[I]

Professor Eddie Murphy, bro. Yeah.

[D]

Got norit, bro. That's a that funny Norit.

[H]

I just let y' all get y off.

[I]

I'll just try show.

[H]

Dark Knight is crazy.

[Brian]

Spook.

[H]

No, Dark night was trash.

[Brian]

I mean, retweet.

[I]

Oh, that got sh. Yeah, this. Oh, yeah.

[H]

Y' all know.

[Brian]

Yeah, bro. It's disrespectful.

[I]

My fault, guy. I was just trying to make a conversation.

[Brian]

Golden Child.

[I]

Golden Child. I want the knife.

[H]

I never seen daddy daycare. Never.

[I]

Damn. Oh, that was weak as hell.

[Brian]

I spy is underrated. Funniest shit.

[I]

Horrible. Pooty tang. Pooty Tang. Funny, bro. The vampire Vampire in Brooklyn Weed.

[Brian]

No, it is, but it's a classic.

[I]

No, that's a classic.

[Brian]

It's just a by classic.

[I]

Hell no.

[Brian]

It is nothing. But God respect it.

[I]

That shit ain't classic. God respect it, bro, I ain't even had that on BS. That ain't none.

[Brian]

You ain't having a bootleg?

[I]

Hell, no. No, from about none. It's Black Knight.

[D]

Yeah.

[Brian]

I was like bab.

[I]

All right. But that's Batman. Black Knight, that weak Dark Knight. That's legend. Yeah.

[Brian]

Yeah.

[I]

That's a class. We out of pocket. Don't ever disrespect that. My fault.

[Brian]

Little James Harden after the credit that gives that for changing the game. Really goes to Harden if they didn't make ISO step backs and all that popular foul baiting.

[I]

All right.

[Brian]

Who would I rather have in Your locker room. If you had to pick between Dwight Howard, J. Ivy, Jerry McKay, Dwight Howard, the locker room. Gonna look at the video of Robert versus Doe. I'm not reading that. And don't put me in that. Nope. My guy, Tyree best, worst dunker, Jay Green, Ja and Zion.

[H]

Jalen Green that got crazy bouncing in high school.

[I]

He was super bouncing crazy.

[H]

That being said, let's take Zion, though. Just cause that 400 and be punching.

[Brian]

I'm gonna go ant first.

[J]

Respect.

[H]

I do say that.

[Brian]

Good. All right. Morning, fellas. We have to have the team with the big man who scoops on every board or PG never turns the ball over.

[I]

Big man get every rebound.

[H]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brian]

Shout out. Fox 20 fam. Do y' all think Wimby can take the best player title from SJ the Series? My mom, she's sick. But will feel better if DJ hits the two step on the handstand. Whoop, she's dead. Love the ball. That nigga's funny as shit. Moving to court where the twin tap. DJ hit the heel toe one time for the one time. Whoa, gang, she got to go.

[H]

Get well soon to your mama. Hopefully she got a something. She ain't got nothing fatal. He sent her to one more.

[I]

Got to go.

[Brian]

Hey, gotta ask better things, brother. Whoopsie hit up with the mor.

[D]

Oh, I don't

[H]

dj.

[I]

Wow.

[H]

Since she did

[Brian]

what you say, be here. Look, gang, put a bird in there for.

[D]

Hey, y' all up, bro.

[Brian]

We're put up on D definitely. He was killing step during step MVP season.

[D]

It.

[Brian]

Oh, damn. Never mind. Respect his name. One more.

[I]

Be very close that hit with this. You know when you listen to the live book and they flip the page.

[Brian]

Oh, oh, man. Shop Club5.com. Man, we got some more tickets up, man. We got some tables up, man. Not gonna be there long.

[H]

Oh, they wiping them down.

[Brian]

It's one more left.

[H]

One more left.

[I]

Oh, one more table left.

[H]

Yeah, we just posted. I tried to tell y'.

[Brian]

All.

[I]

Is it many? You making the big section?

[H]

Yep. So yeah, got general mission left.

[D]

Somebody tap in, man.

[Brian]

Told y'.

[I]

All.

[Brian]

Been telling y' all for the last eight weeks. Tap in.

[H]

I know, I know how my city work, man. It was the last minute city, so.

[Brian]

That's dope.

[H]

You can buy tickets at the door, too.

[I]

We a walk up town now.

[H]

Yeah, mom today sell out, man. Appreciate all the love and support from everybody, man.

[Brian]

Dot com. For sure, man. Get them now while they here. When we get out of here, B. Here verify buckets who was hooping Yesterday, brother.

[H]

Sga, bro. That's part in the league.

[Brian]

That's a door dash, man. Your back performance. For sure, T. How you feeling?

[I]

I'm gonna go with Shorty. Paige Beckers.

[Brian]

Yeah, 24. She hooped out yesterday. How you feeling, bro?

[D]

I'm gonna go with Caruso, bro. You fucked up the leg, but you was killing one, bro.

[H]

He was my guy.

[I]

Best backup guard in the league, man.

[D]

Best backup since Joe Montana.

[Brian]

He was he not best linebacker in Joe Montan, jackass. What he say?

[I]

He was a linebacker, quarterback.

[Brian]

Your jackass.

[H]

That be taxing it. Who best backup is crazy.

[I]

What you mean?

[H]

He ain't the best backup?

[Brian]

The best backup.

[H]

Dylan Harper. Better than him.

[I]

Okay, my fault, my fault.

[Brian]

I'm gonna go with Wimby, man. 2117.

[I]

Best backup utility.

[Brian]

What they call that?

[I]

Running back. They ain't got no position. What they call them?

[H]

They call them athletes.

[I]

Best athlete off the bench, he ain't got no position. Nigga play one through five.

[H]

He do, man.

[Brian]

That's a fact.

[H]

Caruso, man.

[I]

And six, three.

[Brian]

Shout out ever for short.

[H]

I show Jeff love for gas. Caruso like that.

[I]

Name another player to play one through five.

[Brian]

That's six' four.

[D]

Gary Payton.

[H]

Lord Jesus.

[I]

You taking Gary Payton or you taking Cruz?

[H]

Yeah, I'm taking a white man. I can't knock the Umar, that one.

[Brian]

Yeah, man. All right, man. Be here. What you got for us tonight, brother?

[H]

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[I]

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We get 14 racks for show shout out to our family over there at Boost Mobile. We locked in shout outs to StockX for sure. Tomorrow. We will be here, man. Live call ins for sure, man. Patreon members, you know the vibes, man. No super chat. Straight call ins gonna have a vibe this Friday morning. For sure. We appreciate appreciate y' all pie. Drop it at 12pm Eastern. Tap in 5:20 in the morning.

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[Brian]

just a regular guy.

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