Club 520 - Jeff Teague & Club 520 debut NEW STUDIO, B Hen CALLS OUT WWE wrestlers, T.I. vs. Lil Wayne

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – Season 3, Episode 1 Summary

Episode: Club 520 - Jeff Teague & Club 520 debut NEW STUDIO, B Hen CALLS OUT WWE wrestlers, T.I. vs. Lil Wayne
Date: November 13, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague (“Mike”), DJ Wells (“Young Nacho”), Bishop B Hen, Barbie
Podcast: Club 520 by iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Overview

This episode marks a fresh start for the Club 520 crew as they roll out their brand new studio for Season 3. The group dives into their signature blend of hilarious storytelling and irreverent commentary on sports and pop culture—with a heavy dose of jokes about everything from wrestling to meeting families at the holidays, from shoe debates to music battles (T.I. vs. Lil Wayne), and more. Expect plenty of quick-witted banter, hot takes, and nostalgia-laden tangents.

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Episode Highlights & Segment Timestamps

1. Welcome to the New Studio

[04:11 – 07:33]

• The crew celebrates the new Club 520 studio setup, giving shoutouts to those involved in the move (“Shout out to my boy, Frank Nitty and his crew. They put this together.” – Young Nacho, 05:04).
• Light-hearted roasting over the color of the new couch ("This couch is supposed to be blue…here we are with the orange one." – Young Nacho, 04:26).

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2. Trapping Memories & Old Setup

[07:06 – 07:33]

• Reflecting on humble beginnings: “We was really trapping out of a million-dollar house. That was crazy.” – Bishop B, 07:06.
• Discussion of the studio’s upgrades and early technical struggles.

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3. Roasting Jack Quees & Comedy Segment

[08:47 – 10:30]

• The group cracks up over a viral roasting video of singer Jacquees, indulging in classic comedic “roast” format.
• “Looking like a hypersexual voodoo doll…drink Spanish mocha latte through dildo straws…” – Mike, 09:27.

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4. Military School Choices

[10:46 – 12:22]

• The crew debates which military branch they’d join if given scholarships, with most preferring Air Force or Navy over the Army (“The Navy seem more chill than the Army” – Young Nacho, 11:13).

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5. Craziest/Weirdest First Jobs and Hustle Stories

[28:12 – 33:48]

• Barbie shares her wild job history: driving cargo vans to Mexico, running a daycare, selling life insurance, and more.
• “I still dropped out though, because…I was meant to be a stud.” – Barbie, 28:19.
• “Barbie, your 30 for 30 would be great.” – Bishop B, 30:53.
• Joking about short stints at warehouse jobs and quitting ALDI’s after one day.

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6. Holiday Family Dynamics

[17:38 – 19:48]

• Discussion about whether meeting a significant other's family during the holidays is out-of-pocket or just practical timing.
• “I’m going to eat like I know y’all.” – Barbie, 17:59.
• Funny stories about first family introductions.

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7. Holiday Drinks & Liquor Memories

[20:12 – 23:44 | 27:51 – 28:06]

• Barbie previews a new holiday drink concoction and reminisces about drinking Grey Goose as a teen.
• “My dad drunk Grey Goose, so we used to steal his bottles.” – Barbie, 21:59.
• First experiences with Everclear and jungle juice in college.

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8. Jordan 14s Appreciation & Sneaker Culture

[15:00 – 16:44]

• The hosts debate their favorite Air Jordan XIV colorways and trading shoe stories.
• “The Last Shot 14s right here…Jordan’s prime.” – Mike, 15:01.

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9. Fight and WWE Wrestler Challenge

[35:31 – 36:01, 59:01 – 62:34]

• Barbie ponders WWE wrestling for a $100k per year: “For the bag, I might. Y’all gonna see me out there.” – Barbie, 35:42.
• Hilarious debate: Could any of the female wrestlers really body-slam the hosts? (“I don’t like when the girl wrestlers be slamming the dude wrestlers...some of them, like Jade, Chyna, they was built for it, but when the girl be 5’2, 125, you’re not picking up Brock Lesnar.” – Mike, 60:02)

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10. T.I. vs Lil Wayne – The Great Hip-Hop Album Debate

[42:49 – 51:43]

• The crew argues over who was better in their prime: T.I. or Lil Wayne.
• “Prom TI or Prom Wayne?” – Young Nacho tees up the debate at 42:50.
• Young Nacho claims T.I. has better albums, while Mike and Bishop B pick Wayne for sheer impact and mixtape dominance.
  • “Wayne just succeeds everybody, bro. He took songs and made them his songs. Nobody else did that.” – Bishop B, 43:49.

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11. Verses Game – Live Music Battle (Wayne vs T.I.)

[46:24 – 51:43]

• The group attempts a live track-for-track faceoff between T.I.’s “Urban Legend” and Wayne’s “Carter III,” using Apple Music.
• “Car 3 is a crazy album to deal with too.” – Bishop B, 50:51.
• The debate comes down to personal taste and party energy.

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12. Athlete Controversies: Pitchers & Gambling

[55:16 – 56:14]

• News on two MLB pitchers arrested for fixing at-bats for money: “They was purposely throwing pitches at bets for 5k a pitch.” – Bishop B, 55:21.
• Speculation on how the scandal came out and who snitched.

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13. Football vs Basketball Athleticism & Sports Crossover

[57:33 – 58:49]

• Spirited discussion on whether football or basketball is “easier” to transition into as a pro.
• “If you a really good athlete, football probably just easier to adjust, like…” – Mike, 58:05.
• Callbacks to debates with ex-NFL and WWE friends.

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14. Random Tangents, Roasts, and Black History Month Jokes

[70:25 – 72:58]

• The team jokes about living through the Civil Rights era and “white-only” water fountains and pies—acknowledging the sensitive, but comedic approach often taken on the pod.
• “You would have drunk out of the white’s only water fountain?” – Barbie, 70:24.
• “He called it a step-a-thon!”— running gag about MLK’s marches.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On the new studio:
  • “Finally got some good posture. Get right, get right.” – Young Nacho, 05:35
• On first-time family meetings:
  • “Holiday's wrong time to probate it.” – Bishop B, 18:19
• Calling out WWE wrestlers:
  • “All the wrestlers, they want smoke with B Hen.” – Young Nacho, 59:04
• On music battles:
  • “If you use a mixtape, Wayne gone watch everybody.” – Mike, 45:03
• On Black history tangents:
  • “He called it a step-a-thon!” – Barbie, 72:21
• On job history:
  • “Barbie, your 30 for 30 would be great.” – Bishop B, 30:53
• On drinking as a teen:
  • “My dad drunk Grey Goose so we used to steal his bottles.” – Barbie, 21:59
• On body image & plastic surgery:
  • “If a man walks up to you, say, ‘Hey, you should probably get a boob job,’ is that crazy?” – Bishop B, 39:09
  • “I'm going to say pay for it just like that.” – Barbie, 39:15
• On gym choices:
  • “Would you rather be a massage therapist or a weightlifting coach?” – Mike, 68:28

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Tone & Style

• Language: Conversational, playful, raw, and often unfiltered.
• Humor: Self-deprecating, irreverent, with a heavy use of inside jokes and roasts.
• Chemistry: The hosts bounce off each other seamlessly, leaning into personal anecdotes, friendly challenges, and debates without missing a beat.

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Conclusion

This episode sets the tone for the new season: upgraded, but still as unfiltered and hilarious as ever. It blends current sports/culture topics with classic Club 520 banter, relatable storytelling, off-the-cuff debates (music, sports, jobs), and the hosts' signature perspective on everything from the WWE to Hip-Hop history. Perfect for both Club 520 veterans and new listeners hungry for chemistry and laughs.

Transcript

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[Barbie]

The volume.

[Bishop B]

Man, listen, you know what time it is? Boost mobile club 520. We tapped in. Listen, we're here to tell y', all, you need to get a new phone, tap in with Boost Mobile, man. They got that new iPhone 17. That's right, the new iPhone 17 ready for you to get. And listen, if you want it, they'll pull up on you. Talk to them. Be him.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in.

[Bishop B]

Come on.

[Mike]

Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go tap in with the. The. The stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile pull to your crib and you get everything situated.

[Young Nacho]

Boost Mobile, for real?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's mobile.

[Bishop B]

They getting active. Listen, man, everybody, hold on, hold on.

[Young Nacho]

Ain't no way they pulling up Boost Mobile, setting up my service on my new iPhone 7 at the crib.

[Mike]

You ain't gotta leave, man.

[Bishop B]

Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts and pictures and messages, all that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever. IPhone 17, Boost Mobile got you any. Gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer it for you, man. What's the excuse not to get it behind?

[Young Nacho]

Ain't no excuses, especially they pulling up to your door with. I never know other providers ever did that.

[Bishop B]

Come on, man.

[Mike]

Doorstep service. Wow.

[Young Nacho]

That's definitely new, man. Damn, it's tight.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to Boo smoking man. All right, man, we back. Season three Club 520 podcast. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Season three.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Season three.

[Mike]

What's up, y'?

[Young Nacho]

All?

[Mike]

Shout out to Mike. You got this big ass orange couch.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, for one. This couch is supposed to be blue. Yeah, he lied and said he was, you know, I mean, sent the orange one. I know he remixed it.

[Mike]

You know, he was so hyped to get this orange couch. He was.

[Young Nacho]

Because anybody who order a blue couch and get an order. I mean, the orange one, respect. Here we are.

[Mike]

No, that's how we started because everybody, let's see the manifest next because we got an orange couch, but that's not the color anybody. I can't wait. I can't wait to see the comments when they roast this big ass couch.

[Young Nacho]

I think the new setup is fire, though. I think YouTube, Chad, everybody. Yeah, they gonna love it, man.

[Bishop B]

Looking real good around here.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to my boy, Frank Nitty and his crew. Yeah, they put this together, man, so we appreciate y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[Mike]

I need. Came all the way from Cali to put this up. That's crazy, man.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to him. And shout out to the production team, man. Y' all went crazy good around here, you know what I'm saying?

[Mike]

Pretty retro with the digs. We ain't talking about balls life, bro.

[Young Nacho]

He out of pocket, bro.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to ball life, too, man. Shout out to StockX. Man, you know what it is. Club520 podcast. Same gang with me. Don't matter if we in new studio, man. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Hit out the pearlies. How you what? Nasty.

[Young Nacho]

Cool, nasty. Let's get to it, baby. Love my seat. Perfect over here. Finally got some good posture. Get right, get right. He want to lean, man. Sit up, man.

[Mike]

Like, my back really hurt right now, cuz. I'm trying. I didn't move about six times.

[Young Nacho]

I got perk in the car, man. I get.

[Mike]

I don't do no drugs, bro.

[Young Nacho]

All right.

[Bishop B]

Oh, standby is crazy, by the way. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. Got you.

[Mike]

What? Uncomfortable.

[Barbie]

Wow.

[Mike]

Shout out to Mike. I told him, man, I. I can't do these kind of seats, man. I don't got these kind of couches at my crib. But it's all good. I'll make it work, Please.

[Bishop B]

Hopefully just about city get them.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's it.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to HR Listen, man, the digs is crazy, like we said, man. Shout out to our sponsors going crazy, man. Look at this, man.

[Young Nacho]

Stock X. Yeah. Bear Brick.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to 3D Retro, man. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

520. Of course. Lalaboo. God damn it. Volume.

[Bishop B]

They're not sponsored, but shout out to them, too. I guess.

[Young Nacho]

I'm scared of them on the low. Yeah, them look crazy, bro. But now, respect to the setup, though. I Love it. We got the pictures in the back.

[Mike]

Come on, man.

[Bishop B]

We got culture everywhere.

[Young Nacho]

That's old Club 520.

[Bishop B]

Vintage. Vintage 520.

[Mike]

No, my picture.

[Young Nacho]

That's what I said. Try show.

[Bishop B]

Hey, you know what's funny? We was talking about this, man. Shout out to the new set, but we was really trapping out of a. A million dollar house. That was crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, we did a lot of ghetto to see where we come from. We could barely hear ourselves feeling good. Everything was distorted when Mike first started. Yeah. So now he didn't graduate, learn how to learn the ropes, you know what I mean? We still struggling, but we're growing.

[Bishop B]

We still struggling.

[Mike]

Oh, audio prob, right? So respect L. Thumbs up. Shout out.

[Bishop B]

We here, man, for sure. Listen, new set. Barbie at work, man. She got a new operating table for sure, man.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie, where you at?

[Mike]

Barbie down there? Trip Mike gonna cuss around.

[Bishop B]

Okay, Barbie, what we got? New set, new setup. How you feeling?

[Barbie]

New set, same Barbie. I'm still here.

[Bishop B]

Okay, what we got today?

[Barbie]

We got the level three lock in.

[Bishop B]

Level three lock in. Okay. What's in this?

[Barbie]

Whatever liquor is sponsoring us.

[Mike]

Respect.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to them for the who sponsor us.

[Barbie]

Whatever liquor sponsor us. I like that cranberry. Cause it's November. We in season.

[Bishop B]

Okay.

[Barbie]

We got a little bit of lemonade and orange liqueur.

[Bishop B]

Turn me up.

[Mike]

I just ain't have that.

[Barbie]

All right.

[Young Nacho]

Okay.

[Mike]

I'm proud of you, cuz.

[Barbie]

Look at me.

[Mike]

Yeah, this ain't half bad.

[Barbie]

Level three lock in. I'm still here, baby.

[Bishop B]

No, they asked us. We getting the Wild Irish road scholarship after being not sponsorship. Scholarship.

[Mike]

They said scholarship.

[Young Nacho]

No, for sure, for sure.

[Mike]

We ain't gonna lie to you with that little chair.

[Young Nacho]

That bite.

[Mike]

That wasn't half bad.

[Bishop B]

All right, man, let's have some fun, man. Go ahead and play the video, man. I ain't seen a roasting session like this in a very long time period, man. Shout out to Jack Weeks, man, the king R B. But he got flame for no reason. And y' all had to see this, man.

[Barbie]

He looked like me.

[Mike]

Why the are you looking at your cameraman like this? I know he's uncomfortable as hell. Transsexual tarantula looking at freaky witch doctor looking at his poetic auntie looking at your ass. Got a head full of waist beans. They might even dress your more evil fairy godmother looking at it. Your act like you trying to summon all the studs from the Middle East. Sneak dick and nightly, man. Your act like you just came from.

[Bishop B]

Trying to do Something.

[Mike]

Hypersexual voodoo dog looking ass. Matter of fact, your act like you. You drink Spanish mocha latte coffee through dildo straws. Your head like you're trying to start a volleyball program for mentally challenged males only yoga ugly on my baby for your ass on this.

[Bishop B]

Looking like I haven't heard rosets like that in a very long time period.

[Young Nacho]

Why would y' all quiz get his done like that though, bro? That out of pocket, bro. Barbie said he look like her.

[Barbie]

Look like me. Why you gonna look back, dj?

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[Bishop B]

I didn't think about my bad.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, Jack Queen's out of pocket for that, bro.

[Mike]

Out of pocket.

[Young Nacho]

He should have known. Whoever uploaded that is crazy. That.

[Mike]

A zest monster. It's crazy.

[Bishop B]

It's insane.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to all the studs, all the transitionals, man.

[Mike]

Love who you love.

[Young Nacho]

Do what you want to do. It's America.

[Mike]

Y' all crazy.

[Bishop B]

But season three could be it would.

[Mike]

Be about scramble letters.

[Young Nacho]

So y'. All. Y' all gonna get me canceled. Hey, whoever works at Navy or army, leave me the hell alone. Damn. Stop writing me.

[Mike]

What they say to you being.

[Young Nacho]

No, they was just cussing me out. It's just jokes. Like, nobody want to go there and play football and basketball, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah, they do, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Not really, bro.

[Mike]

You have one scholarship you got to go to. Army or Navy. I'm the only two you got. Army or Navy? You get to go for free or you got to walk on the iupui. Where you going?

[Young Nacho]

I'm probably walk on. I ain't gonna lie.

[Mike]

You gonna pay for school instead of going to free now?

[Young Nacho]

You know what? The Navy seemed more chill than the army. Yeah, in the army seem more serious than the Navy. Yeah, I think the Navy. I'm gonna make it home.

[Mike]

I feel like I go to Air Force. If I had to pick any of that.

[Young Nacho]

The Air Force.

[Mike]

I played them in college.

[Young Nacho]

What, the Air Force? They were some cool.

[Mike]

They was old. They was cool, though.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, for sure.

[Mike]

Yeah, a couple hoop for sure. Air Force ain't bad though.

[PayPal/Podcast Sponsor Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

What they did before the game was different, which I did before the game for sure.

[Mike]

Depend respect.

[Young Nacho]

Army is dead last.

[Mike]

It depends what you was talking about.

[Young Nacho]

I'm going to Navy out the gate. It ain't even a question, bro. Where you going, dj?

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I'm going Air Force, Brian. I ain't too aquatic. Go be the plane, bro.

[Mike]

Yeah. I'm not with the Navy.

[Bishop B]

Nah, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I can't swim.

[Bishop B]

I can, bro. Not the conditions they swim in.

[Mike]

That's why absolute respect.

[Bishop B]

To what they do.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all can't swim, bro.

[Bishop B]

You seeing the challenges they gotta go through, bro?

[Mike]

No, bro, I'm not doing none of that. Where people can spray in my eyes.

[Young Nacho]

What do you think?

[Mike]

I couldn't be a cop. I couldn't be no firefighter. I couldn't do nothing. This was meant for me.

[Barbie]

No, you can't help her.

[Young Nacho]

You cannot be a firefighter.

[Barbie]

Hell, no.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

If your house is burning, do not call me.

[Mike]

He saw him burning up. Nigga, I will drive.

[Young Nacho]

I'd rather be a firefighter than a cop. A thousand percent, bro.

[Mike]

I'm not being none of that. Cause if a do a crime and I got to go stop him and he got a pistol on him, she go ahead, get no shoot out.

[Young Nacho]

You a firefighter. Do a save.

[Mike]

Burning up.

[Young Nacho]

Hold up.

[Mike]

One of my homeboys a firefighter, bro, that tell me he gotta go all type of calls. Like, if a dude get hit by a train, ain't like, the pieces everywhere. You gotta go clean that shit up. Yeah, I don't know why nothing on doing that, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Firefighters were out of pocket. They pulled up first for the paramedics. My uncle was having a heart attack. Safe to say the ain't here with us no more.

[Bishop B]

They ain't no CPR or nothing.

[Mike]

I'm not laughing at y'. All. I ain't gonna lie.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, I ain't thinking. Wrong house.

[Barbie]

They just stood there and watched him.

[Bishop B]

If I'm on my last leg and.

[Mike]

I see that fire truck, they all.

[Young Nacho]

Got a different number. God damn.

[Mike]

Goes past.

[Young Nacho]

No, he been gone, cuz. 20 years.

[Mike]

Oh, okay. God bless the other. But I'm just saying, though, we didn't need your help. No, bro, they said they supposed to know. Shout out to Ed Club. He told me that. He was like. They get a lot of calls about, like, overweight people.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

Like somebody I wanted to know. I. I kind of want to see this. How you get stuck in between the tub in the toilet.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, if they close together, where I shot the first video at, I could put one foot in my tub and sit on the toilet at the same time.

[Mike]

A new mic, new couch.

[Bishop B]

Don't spill none on my couch.

[Young Nacho]

It was that close.

[Mike]

But how do you even get that like. Yeah, how you.

[Barbie]

What?

[Mike]

You slip off the toilet and you that big, you can't get out.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. They pick him up.

[Mike]

Well, Mike, talk like you act like. Matter of fact, shout out to Stock X, man. A hell of a transition. Okay, you know, what's the story? From the no Shout out to soul stories. Shout out to stockx, man, what they sent you, man. Oh, man. Some of my favorites. Okay, we just had a debate the other day, man. We was talking about twelves, elevens, and twelves on our last pot.

[Bishop B]

Yes, sir.

[Mike]

We was talking about what shoe you will wear and what Jordan should have did after 11s. And I told y' all he should have came with the 14s. And, man, the last shot 14s right here. Some of my favorite Jordans. All time favorites. Shout out to Stockx for showing love, man, they the best to do it. They get you right, man. Whatever you looking for, they got it. But these right here was special to me because this was like Jordan's. When I say Jordan was at his prime, he's at the peak. He was the best in the NBA. He hit that final shot against Utah. Pose for the frame and oh, he had those on. That's what I got, the last shot.

[Young Nacho]

Respect.

[Mike]

Right, right. That's a basketball pot. He didn't know that. And shout out to Jordan, though, Mike, all time greats is some of my favorites. And we always talk about how much we love the 14s on this pie, so it's one of my favorites, though. Shout out to Stockx. Once again.

[Bishop B]

Hey, them are one of the firest colorways in that shoe. For sure. I know you like the candy canes.

[Mike]

I love the candy canes.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I got those too, though.

[Bishop B]

The ones that came out in the pack, though, also slept on.

[Mike]

Oh, those are fire. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

14S is a solid shoe if you.

[Mike]

Had to pick a 14 dog. This is 114.

[Young Nacho]

The box for the top right there.

[Mike]

It was 114. What would you pick?

[Bishop B]

The white, black, and red ones. Oh, geez.

[Mike]

Oh, the one we all got.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, Black toe.

[Mike]

Oh, we going with the black toe. 14s.

[Young Nacho]

Well, I'm going candy cane fresh. When they turn yellow, though, they get weak.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I treat them like white forces. Yeah, I'm gonna go.

[Mike]

My favorite ones.

[Young Nacho]

You can put them on with a fit, though.

[Mike]

I don't know how to do it. My favorite ones is the green ones. What they call the indigo and the white.

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The white.

[Bishop B]

Oh, oxidized green.

[Mike]

Yeah, them fire. I had bought them recently. I'm fire. Don't sell fire to me.

[Young Nacho]

The ones that was white and black with the teal. What's the name?

[Mike]

I just bought them recently.

[Bishop B]

Class. Yeah, you've been catching hell again. We put that riddle for about these 12. They've been on your heels, man. So you disrespecting classics again.

[Mike]

I mean, respect. I ain't gonna get into it, though.

[Young Nacho]

We're about to get a fan in this.

[Mike]

You hot.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't gonna be able to do a cook.

[Mike]

You hot cook.

[Bishop B]

The first thing they said, it's too hot here.

[Young Nacho]

He cut that off. I' ma die. We gonna have to figure something out. Y' all gotta do.

[Mike]

You know what's crazy? Mike noise canceling these chips. So they pissing me off. He's eating the. He eating the. Out them chips.

[Young Nacho]

Look how he went.

[Barbie]

Damn, Mike quiet on the set that.

[Mike]

Licked his finger, cuz.

[Bishop B]

That is nasty work. All right. Barbie ask you this question, why everybody's your holiday times now they say, is it out of pocket, you know what I'm saying? For the first encounter with the family to be during the holidays, like your new man. Is this the time to go meet the family? Are you supposed to do it beforehand?

[Mike]

Supposed to show up and show out?

[Barbie]

Yeah. I'm about to say I don't care. Hey, I'm here. What's up, y'?

[Bishop B]

All?

[Barbie]

So I wouldn't really care. And I'm gonna eat like I know y'. All.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Mike]

All right. You too ghetto for me?

[Barbie]

Yep. You want me to be quiet? Like what?

[Mike]

Yeah, I want you to sit over there and let somebody ask you if you hungry, you hungry. Damn, you better get a plate.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I'm gonna make your plate. Make my plate.

[Mike]

And we at my house. My mama blessed. She doing too much.

[Young Nacho]

I mean, that's the only way you can meet the family, though if you.

[Bishop B]

Go to a gathering, holiday's wrong time to probate it. Is that the best part?

[Young Nacho]

I mean, nah. Cause I feel like that's what. If you wanna meet the family, Usually.

[Barbie]

People just pull it. That's the official time. Like the holiday. I'm with y' all for the holidays. That's pretty.

[Young Nacho]

I pull up on like the mom first.

[Mike]

Yeah. When the first time you met your wife?

[Young Nacho]

The whole family I met or the whole family? We had fourth of July and it was lit. Shout out to Uncle Joe. We threw back about three or four bottles of 1800 we turned up. But the first day I met her mom, her battery died.

[Mike]

So you had to come save me.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Mike]

You was love for the joke.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. I had to drive nuts. Like, where your at?

[Mike]

Why I meet you at?

[Young Nacho]

Why you calling us at Walmart? We had to up our day to.

[Mike]

Come grab you from Walmart on Michigan Road.

[Young Nacho]

Watch out. Pop the hood.

[Mike]

Hey, you asked what he said. It was dark outside.

[Young Nacho]

Pop your hood Got your daughter out here. Please go sit in the car and talk to your mama. Nigga gave her a jump.

[Mike]

We've been good ever since. Oh, that's what's up.

[Bishop B]

True story, man. That's what I always ask that question. I was thinking like holidays, like, you know what I'm saying? You bring about the new member in your life. And I've seen it go really well. But I've also seen it go really, really bad. I never seen it go bad. Oh, yeah?

[Mike]

What happened? Dj?

[Bishop B]

Sure, the family. We had somebody pull up with somebody that was somebody else's.

[Mike]

Oh, Lord. Y' all niggas. Madea.

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[Bishop B]

Yeah, that was somebody, woman. That was somebody else, woman.

[Young Nacho]

My family don't care. Niggas probably just don't sit down, play spades. Niggas in my family definitely don't care.

[Mike]

Y' all niggas. Madea, for real, we'll holler at you after.

[Young Nacho]

You know what I mean? The night died down. Cause that'll up the. That'll up the party for real.

[Mike]

What's the go to drink for the holidays part?

[Barbie]

Go to drink for the holidays. I got something dropping. They gotta wait on it. They gotta wait.

[Mike]

Oh, you got something dropping.

[Barbie]

I got something dropping for everybody. For your cognac. Drinking uncles, your vodkas, aunties.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

Vodka, aunties.

[Barbie]

The gin. I got some gin for em. You know I'm gonna drop everything.

[Bishop B]

Gin make you sin, so they gotta tap in.

[Mike]

Please don't bring no gin to my house.

[Barbie]

You know the ladies like the French 75s now. They got gin in it for sure.

[Young Nacho]

That's real. I ain't heard that 175s go up.

[Bishop B]

I think of Buffy face.

[Mike]

I don't think about here. When you say gin. That's awes. I hear what se. Yes, sir.

[Young Nacho]

The pineapple one is still good, though.

[Bishop B]

Be here. No, it's not. Free yourself, K. What, you're not coping. No Seagrams no more.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all not going.

[Mike]

This I drink some drink ses. If y' all want to drink it, I pineapp.

[Young Nacho]

Pineapple. Ses, bro. Slaps, bro. Okay, it definitely slaps. You just got to have a chill.

[Mike]

But yeah, you can have second best drink you made, man.

[Barbie]

Second best. All right.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it was. It was. It was decent.

[Bishop B]

I did ask was number one.

[Mike]

That last one she got, the lavender margarita. Yeah, that was all right.

[Bishop B]

Okay. And your Duffy?

[Barbie]

Yep, yep.

[Young Nacho]

We using tequila, though, right?

[Bishop B]

Always.

[Young Nacho]

Okay.

[Barbie]

Respect whichever Tequila wants to sponsor us, right?

[Mike]

Mike trained. You will, huh? That's what I'M saying I got you training before she used to go watch.

[Barbie]

Don Julia season three. We tapped in.

[Bishop B]

Don't say no liquor.

[Mike]

We're trying to get a sponsor.

[Barbie]

Not even a liqueur. It's just orange liqueur.

[Mike]

You know I'm on that Great Goose. Do I know you.

[Bishop B]

Now shout out to Great Goose. Hey, we was in a club during Great Goose era. It was a time.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Barbara, you old enough to drink Grey Goose.

[Barbie]

My dad drunk Grey Goose so we used to steal his bottles.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh you just always bad as terrible.

[Barbie]

I was terrible.

[Mike]

So did you ever go to like school drunk?

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Barbie]

I didn't want to say I not drunk but I had been drinking.

[Young Nacho]

Was.

[Mike]

The same by the bill special type.

[Young Nacho]

School starts at 6am Nah.

[Mike]

We used to have at our school used to fake drink like that shout out to my not Lou but like we know the did. I want to shout them out because I don't know what they doing with their life right now. But the thing used to fake drunk be like I'm drunk. We like it's 6:30 cuz.

[Barbie]

Not that early drunk like skip school drinking and come back.

[Mike]

Oh no, they was drunk at school. School started seven.

[Bishop B]

I was going to be there later today.

[Young Nacho]

Hit the bottle. I'm slow cuz them used to be.

[Mike]

I'm drunk cuz I be like it's seven o', clock, bro. I ain't even.

[Young Nacho]

You didn't have your first real drink to use in league though, did you?

[Mike]

Nah, you know I drunk that fine stuff I drank G Goose when I first started.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, first drink though.

[Barbie]

How you get to Irish Rose then?

[Young Nacho]

I will. I double back.

[Barbie]

I showed my dad. Either that's a $25.

[Young Nacho]

It was. I could afford that.

[Mike]

What's the you had gave me pulls. That's crazy Booze farm.

[Barbie]

Okay, okay, so that's the first one.

[Bishop B]

Twist Top. That's Twist Top.

[Young Nacho]

Mad Dog though.

[Mike]

It's so funny. Me and Phil was so scared to drink alcohol or do anything bad. We in there that flew. Poured it in a cat like this.

[Bishop B]

Gonna get you right, bruh.

[Barbie]

The cat, not a cat.

[Mike]

That moves is crazy. I'm like damn.

[Bishop B]

I'm damn.

[Mike]

They're sick, cuz.

[Young Nacho]

Put the heat on your chest, nigga. Oh my soul. That shit is trifling.

[Bishop B]

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[Mike]

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[Bishop B]

Time at participating McDonald's?

[Mike]

Yeah, I told him about the blue. So he get you together, mixed that.

[Young Nacho]

With blue Kool Aid. Hypnotic, y'. All. Gunsmoke boy.

[Bishop B]

I had Everclear young. I had everclear at 16. That was the wildest shit I ever had in my life.

[Barbie]

Not until I got into college did I have Everclear like the Jungle Juice.

[Mike]

Yeah, you went to college. Damn. He told us all these dark ass stories. You had a success story at the end.

[Barbie]

Listen, I've had a million jobs. I've did every single trade. But I went to college for a little bit. I still dropped out though, because.

[Bishop B]

Me too.

[Young Nacho]

Listen, meant to be a stud.

[Barbie]

I was meant. No, I wasn't the meant to have a student train.

[Young Nacho]

All these studs go to school to weld.

[Barbie]

No, I wasn't welding I did drive a cargo van though. I was going state to state too.

[Mike]

See, he was going state to state to state.

[Barbie]

I'm talking about hitting the road. Texas, Mexico.

[Mike]

You go travel to Mexico?

[Barbie]

Hell yeah. In a cargo van that I got for like $3,000.

[Bishop B]

But it ride.

[Barbie]

We still got it got 500,000. That's listen crazy.

[Mike]

Wait, Just drove to the border, cuz.

[Bishop B]

Wait, where did you drive from? To Mexico. From here?

[Barbie]

Yeah. Oh yes. No, it didn't. I probably went from here to Iowa to Mexico type shit. Something crazy.

[Mike]

Your mom is going to crazy. And you had to get an oil change on the road?

[Barbie]

Yeah. You had to.

[Bishop B]

Definitely.

[Mike]

How long did it take?

[Barbie]

Forever. Forever. I was driving for days and I would just have my music going.

[Mike]

Oh, you by yourself?

[Barbie]

Yes. I loved it.

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That.

[Barbie]

I'm so antisocial. Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie.

[Mike]

Barbie, man, how much was I paying.

[Young Nacho]

You an hour to do this?

[Barbie]

It wasn't hourly. You got paid by the load. I was getting paid good.

[Mike]

How much did you make on that trip? Mexico?

[Barbie]

Yeah. I don't remember. Probably like 3000 or something like that.

[Mike]

Yeah, I ain't going 3, 000 in Mexico.

[Young Nacho]

Something like that was just gas.

[Barbie]

It wasn't. It was something like that. And then I got a load back.

[Mike]

Told me it was gas. You spent 1500 on gas?

[Young Nacho]

I did.

[Barbie]

I literally did.

[Young Nacho]

I sure did.

[Barbie]

I'm telling you. I probably spent about 3. Like 3 to 400 on gas.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, I'm nothing, man. What would you deliver though?

[Barbie]

It was like parts? No, I guess it wouldn't be considered a trade, but. But I was delivering parts for John Deere.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

Yep.

[Young Nacho]

John would have to be me halfway.

[Barbie]

I was ready to go.

[Mike]

How big, how big was this car go being man.

[Barbie]

Just a regular Little Ford Ecolon.350. I think that's what it was by myself. Just music, bro. I had so much fun.

[Young Nacho]

What other trades did you learn?

[Barbie]

What else did I do? I don't got no other trades. But I told you I did daycare. I had a daycare. I drove a cargo van. I sold hair. I sold life insurance, man.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, Barbie, your 30 for 30 would be great.

[Barbie]

A bartended. Bartended.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I'm potting now. Look at me. I'm gonna keep trying till I get rich.

[Young Nacho]

Your hustle game.

[Mike]

Hustle man.

[Young Nacho]

You my nigga forever for that.

[Barbie]

About to go to school to be a realtor. Buy a house from Barbie. Come on. Got a son to feed from here to Mexico.

[Mike]

She'll pull up. Listen, hustle man, for sure so what.

[Barbie]

Normal ass job could y' all see yourself having?

[Young Nacho]

I'll be back on the forklift.

[Barbie]

Okay, I can see you on forklift.

[Mike]

You do a warehouse job again.

[Young Nacho]

Absolutely, bro. I miss that. I used to have fun at my job.

[Barbie]

He's working a night shift, like crazy hours, mornings.

[Young Nacho]

I had a little seniority. I started off at night and then I moved to first shift. Five to 1:30 every day.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I was always something on first year. Yeah, third shift too. But second shift, I think that's the worst thing ever to do.

[Young Nacho]

What kind of job would you do though?

[Bishop B]

I'm swollen. I didn't been through a lot. I can't go back. But now working. Working with sports teams, bro, after you do stuff like that, it'd be hard to go back to not say regular stuff, but that type of treatment in that schedule. Because I didn't have to work a full schedule and I got to do whatever I wanted to. But just game days and stuff like that. I had to really work. Other than that I didn't have to do.

[Young Nacho]

I'm going back to work with my brother. We used to have fun at work.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I've had some jobs. I work with my niggas. Been fun. Like the Amazon and third shift nights. Yeah, yeah, that was the club.

[Young Nacho]

This ain't never had no job.

[Barbie]

Yeah, look, he just nodding his head.

[Mike]

Boy, y' all had a good time.

[Barbie]

Boy, I worked at Aldi's. I quit the next I went. Did one shift and quit at Aldi's?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I thought I was just gonna be sitting down at the register. That shit's like a warehouse. Like you have to really like drive. Not forkless, but they got like pallets and you gotta stock shit and you gotta be there at 6 o' clock in the morning. Like it was really like, oh, the.

[Bishop B]

Reg making you stock on the forklift?

[Barbie]

Not on the forklift, but like the little pallets. And it was like heavy. I did it one day and didn't.

[Young Nacho]

Come back because nobody's coming to the grocery shop at six o' clock in the morning. So we don't need you on the register.

[Barbie]

Yeah, we're stocking, but I'm thinking. I don't know what the.

[Young Nacho]

I thought we doing.

[Mike]

I don't know.

[Young Nacho]

She's working. Stocking.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, Barbie didn't the job description.

[Barbie]

I was supposed to be a cashier. That was part of it.

[Mike]

She ain't read on applications.

[Barbie]

I just need a job.

[Mike]

They said, you will be stocking. You will be Doing all this.

[Bishop B]

Listen.

[Barbie]

No, my friend mama got the job. My friend mama got me the job. And she was so pissed. I quit the next day. You know I had a record. So I'm like, can you get me in? She got me in. I quit the next day. She was so pissed.

[Mike]

Weak ass pillow next to me.

[Barbie]

I keep grabbing like it's blue. Like the couch was supposed to be.

[Mike]

Like it's supposed to be.

[Young Nacho]

That's crazy though.

[Mike]

He's a Barbie footage.

[Young Nacho]

I'm not even that old.

[Barbie]

I know. Birthday coming up.

[Young Nacho]

How did you do?

[Barbie]

So just a little because I used to.

[Mike]

You Max B. Cause Max, they said, max B. Got 26 hours. We only got 24. This got married.

[Bishop B]

Facts got.

[Mike]

I had a concert, went to a game.

[Barbie]

Since he been out?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

One day he got married, went to the jeweler.

[Mike]

First move jeweler.

[Barbie]

Uh huh.

[Mike]

Football game engaged. That's what party concert he did all them years.

[Barbie]

I would do that same too.

[Young Nacho]

What do you do? 17?

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Mike]

How much money I gotta get through 17 years?

[Barbie]

Nothing.

[Bishop B]

Default. I'll be broken free.

[Barbie]

I can do a good two years. That's about it for amount of money.

[Young Nacho]

But anything else come home to a guarantee.

[Barbie]

17 years.

[Bishop B]

2 years.

[Young Nacho]

Give me 5 million 5.

[Bishop B]

2 years.

[Young Nacho]

5 million 2 year 5.

[Mike]

You'll do 2 years in the family for 5.

[Young Nacho]

2 years for a 5. Tax free. Yeah, a clean 5.

[Mike]

I ain't doing no time for them. I'm cool, bro.

[Young Nacho]

And you done made five.

[Barbie]

See how many jobs I had to work and I still ain't made that shit. Give me the two years.

[Mike]

Oh, we know you taking it easily.

[Young Nacho]

You apply for a cashier job at 5 in the morning.

[Barbie]

Listen.

[Young Nacho]

At a store that didn't open till two.

[Barbie]

See, I'm be buff as coming out of my two years.

[Mike]

I'll be buff. How about to say nope. Who was buff? Who was a chick that got out was buff.

[Barbie]

Y' all know people that chicks that did time.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, respect.

[Barbie]

Shout out to the scammers.

[Mike]

Would you wrestle?

[Barbie]

What I wrestled.

[Young Nacho]

You got the personality to wrestle? Hell yeah.

[Barbie]

Like wwe?

[Young Nacho]

Yes. They have the same origin story as you.

[Barbie]

For the bag. I might. Y' all gonna see me out there.

[Young Nacho]

For a hundred thousand a year.

[Barbie]

It off the ropes. Teach me, Malcolm.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't never gonna top rope mountain.

[Mike]

You ain't gonna. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Never gonna see your son. They work down there every day but three days.

[Barbie]

But I could afford for him to be like with me.

[Mike]

So true.

[Bishop B]

All right, man. Can you please play the video of Fortune Doug and Lucy hooping. This is hilarious.

[Mike]

Oh, man, this is one of the nastiest hoop sessions ever on me.

[Young Nacho]

22. Doug the ball all over the court right there.

[Barbie]

Y' all supposed to just stand up and dance. It's an intermission. We back in Atlanta.

[Mike]

Come on, dj.

[Barbie]

Dj.

[Mike]

All right.

[Bishop B]

I told you I want to keep this money lost. Dj.

[Mike]

Man, Mike don't know what the he doing, man.

[Young Nacho]

This is a practice day.

[Mike]

YouTube practice is real because I wanted to go real today. Right now. We didn't get no practice. Put on the weak ass Mike.

[Barbie]

But say, you know they ain't going be able to hear you.

[Mike]

Oh, you got the drop mic. Oh, my God.

[Bishop B]

Respect. We can just cut that one off the show.

[Mike]

There we go. It's all good. Basically, that video is showing that PO2 Doug and Luchi can't hoop.

[Barbie]

Cuz Lucy built like right now, so I can only imagine. Damn, he looks Damn. He was body shaming that one. Podcast told she need her titties done or something like that. And he over there looking.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he was built terrible.

[Barbie]

I don't know who that lady was.

[Young Nacho]

I couldn't remember.

[Bishop B]

He had a plan for it. He said, you know what I'm saying? Just get on, get on table start.

[Mike]

Here, here, here. Hey, I ain't mad at the plan.

[Barbie]

I can't wait to get mine done. I can't wait to get mine done. I'm only wearing bikini tops from here on out.

[Mike]

Oh, Lord.

[Bishop B]

Here y'.

[Mike]

All. Dreams, Barbie.

[Bishop B]

This is a family show.

[Barbie]

This is not a family show.

[Young Nacho]

Barbara, you put money to the side for those.

[Barbie]

For my boobs?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

I don't know. I'm just gonna. When I'm ready to go.

[Mike]

Oh, she got the bankroll. She just drove to Mexico.

[Young Nacho]

My bad.

[Mike]

She got at least a damn bag.

[Barbie]

I'mma just go.

[Mike]

It ain't nothing to go back. She only took.

[Young Nacho]

How much do a pair of those cost?

[Mike]

What?

[Barbie]

How much they cost? How much they cost?

[Mike]

What they going for?

[Barbie]

Yes, Red B, sure you done paid for some of your time.

[Mike]

What the fuck you laughing at?

[Young Nacho]

Damn. She threw me off.

[Mike]

I'm like, why she looking at me? I ain't got no titties.

[Young Nacho]

I think that what they playing like. Well, you want these? I think you want.

[Barbie]

I just need mine.

[Young Nacho]

Just.

[Mike]

You going through the armpit or.

[Barbie]

Listen, tell me. I'm doing my research right now.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, man. Be careful, man.

[Mike]

Where are you going? To Mexico?

[Barbie]

No, I ain't going to Mexico. I'm gonna stay in the States. I feel like for boobs you can go just anywhere. Might go back to Miami.

[Bishop B]

So obviously this is obvious question, but pretty offensive. If a man walks up to you, say, hey, you should probably hit a boob job. Is that crazy?

[Barbie]

I'm gonna say pay for it just like that. And hopefully he'd be like, here.

[Mike]

She said hopefully.

[Barbie]

It's all my respect.

[Mike]

Something wrong with her brother.

[Barbie]

Because why would he say it if he wasn't paying for it?

[Mike]

Like, yeah, he might have wanted to, you know, put a down payment.

[Bishop B]

Down payment start to go for me.

[Mike]

You know what I mean? For Barbie to get them shits. Right?

[Barbie]

Let's go. Send it in. Chat, please.

[Mike]

Out of pocket, cuz.

[Barbie]

Classic.

[Mike]

It was classic. That was a bar, cuz. But you trying to say I paid for some.

[Barbie]

I'm sure bet hoch a few in your years.

[Young Nacho]

I would hope so.

[Mike]

Few.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Come on. NBA. That's what y' all do, right?

[Young Nacho]

No.

[Total Wireless Announcer]

3.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Young Nacho]

NBA.

[Mike]

What does NBA gotta do with it?

[Barbie]

That's not. That's not what y' all do.

[Mike]

I don't know what they do.

[Barbie]

Okay.

[Mike]

I'm a podcaster now.

[Barbie]

We talking about before then. It was before you.

[Mike]

You know, it's been a long time. Been five years, man. I can't remember what Ava Daylight. Okay. Oh, man.

[Bishop B]

Moving on. Fifteen years ago today, one of our favorite mix, they dropped Friday Night Lights. We had Jadi on the show. They said we don't talk about cold enough on the spot.

[Mike]

Oh, cool.

[Bishop B]

That's kind of crazy. As we really with Cole. Like, really cold fans up here. Remember, you was nothing at first.

[Mike]

You ain't like Cole at first.

[Young Nacho]

I seen J. Cole perform with. With Jay Z. I think it was a blueprint tour. Me, Sheldon. I think Ky might have been with us. I can't remember. No, he was. We went to Northern Kentucky and I think it was. Yeah, Jay Z had just signed it and bro just stayed on the mic the whole time. He didn't move around. He wasn't performing. I don't know if he was nervous. I just wasn't. I didn't peep him. But Friday Night Lights was already out and I guess he did a couple songs. I just. The energy was down.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

So, I mean, I respect him for sure now, of course, because I actually took a listen to him and he. He's raw for sure. But that was my initial impression of it.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

I remember my boy, him was. He was skeptical. Yeah, man.

[Young Nacho]

Rashida used to argue all the time about it.

[Bishop B]

That's probably.

[Mike]

My life was special because I was in Carolina when he. I got introduced to Cole, so they loved him out there. Obviously, that's his hometown, but he was one of them guys. I'm still a fan, though.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Jason/Tim NBA Prime Announcer]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Cold, cold road. Once I got out of that, because that's all it was about, just his performance and because he really. I swear to God, he just wrapped his on the mic, stood there the whole time. He didn't move around nothing. No crowd engagement. He got off so re like, nah, bro. He wanted them one. So he re che first put me on JCO Music himself.

[Mike]

I ain't going to lie. It is hot. Especially after that drink.

[Bishop B]

That's what I said.

[Young Nacho]

I only had two sips of me. No shot.

[Barbie]

Not a Poured another shot.

[Mike]

Go ahead, tap me in, cuz.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, man, cut that back on.

[Mike]

Actually cut the heat off.

[Young Nacho]

I cut the ear on. You doing dumb.

[Mike]

These bright ass lights.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. I can't sit up here and work, bro. I make my environment comfortable. What's going on, man?

[Barbie]

It's because y' all so close on the couch.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, yeah, he got some here sitting like.

[Young Nacho]

Damn, bro. Like, cut the air on, bro. It's cool. If it's noisy. They gonna hear me regardless, bro.

[Barbie]

Just hold the mic and talk it to it.

[Young Nacho]

It's okay. I did want to ask y' all something though.

[Bishop B]

Talk to me.

[Young Nacho]

Prom, TI or Prime Wayne?

[Mike]

Oh, come on, bro. You doing Wayne, bro.

[Young Nacho]

You sure?

[Mike]

Oh, a thousand percent sure. It ain't even a question.

[Bishop B]

I gotta go away, but I don't want to disrespect.

[Mike]

It ain't no disrespect. TI Is a legend. But Lil Wayne.

[Young Nacho]

I think TI Got better album. I think TI has better albums than Lil Wayne. Little Wayne albums. Yes.

[Mike]

Oh, you just saying albums. I'm talking about you.

[Young Nacho]

It's like a landslide too.

[Mike]

Like you said, prom though. Prom Wayne.

[Young Nacho]

Well, his albums is prom T. He wasn't really.

[Mike]

Messing with another Wayne mixtapes.

[Barbie]

But prom TI Was hard. My daddy Intrepid, we was bumping that like crazy.

[Mike]

TI Was cold.

[Barbie]

He was definitely cold. But not Prom Wayne.

[Young Nacho]

But prom Wayne Brom mixtape. Wayne just succeeds everything that damn near everybody, bro.

[Bishop B]

In that time period, it was.

[Mike]

He damn near watches everybody, bro. He took songs and made them his songs. Nobody else ever did that. What's my light skinned bull? He. He trying to do it now. Like his pause. Like, yeah, what's his name?

[Young Nacho]

You talking about with the red belly, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah. Billy Gang, dude.

[Young Nacho]

His album is hard.

[Mike]

Yeah, definitely.

[Young Nacho]

He definitely taking that. That tree from one for sure. Or Big extra plug, too. They do the same type. But I just had to think about TI's albums where I'm like, damn, T, I got some shit.

[Bishop B]

I'm serious. Crazy.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Crazy fire.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Track music. Crazy fire.

[Young Nacho]

What's the one with the Black King?

[Bishop B]

Crazy Crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Got four or five albums.

[Jason/Tim NBA Prime Announcer]

What?

[Young Nacho]

No, I'm not.

[Bishop B]

He said.

[Mike]

That said Prime Wayne. I just.

[Young Nacho]

Okay, but I'm saying. I just.

[Barbie]

I.

[Young Nacho]

Without. But let's go album for album.

[Mike]

No similar zone.

[Young Nacho]

Okay. That's a mixtape. You got it.

[Mike]

It's on there, though.

[Bishop B]

If you use a mixtape way, go watch everybody.

[Mike]

But it's on Apple Music. We pull up that it's on Apple.

[Barbie]

Music, but it depends on who's listening.

[Bishop B]

Carter one, Carter two, Carter three. You ain't going to probably say 500 degrees unless you a real, like, old way fan.

[Mike]

Black is hot was hard for the time, I agree.

[Bishop B]

But to your albums in that point, when you compare them, it just look different.

[Mike]

Y'. All. I mean, some of y' all know I'm serious.

[Bishop B]

I know a couple.

[Mike]

You know, I still ain't forgetting myself after that. Nobody know. And it ain't no disrespect, because I like. I'm serious. But tell me another song. I'm serious.

[Young Nacho]

I just want you to know. No, I just want you to name a Wayne album that's harder than the TI album.

[Mike]

The Carter one is harder than Autumn. Tio the Carter, too. What?

[Bishop B]

It ain't.

[Mike]

Play it.

[Bishop B]

Let's go Try music.

[Mike]

I can't wait to battle. Let's go.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, give me Try music. You know how I feel about car, too.

[Young Nacho]

I'm asking y' all a question. I want. No, I just want to ask y'. All.

[Mike]

Slaps on there, bro.

[Bishop B]

Slaps on there. I with the Carter, though.

[Mike]

Classic bro.

[Young Nacho]

Carter wants fire.

[Mike]

You said Urban Legend. You going.

[Young Nacho]

See, I said. I mean, DJ said trap music.

[Mike]

Y' all want to do this?

[Barbie]

DJ got this phone.

[Young Nacho]

Let's go.

[Barbie]

Let's do it.

[Young Nacho]

I was just asking my guys a question, man. I want you.

[Mike]

Yeah, I want. Y' all really want to do this?

[Young Nacho]

I'm here to.

[Mike]

Yeah, y' all really want to do this?

[Young Nacho]

DJ on that.

[Mike]

What album are you doing? We can pick any one album you doing.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Wayne album. No mixtape.

[Mike]

Okay, any album.

[Bishop B]

Go ahead.

[Young Nacho]

Any album you want to. From ti. Dj.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Bishop B]

I'm a sheep, then. I'm using Urban Legend.

[Mike]

Go ahead. Go first. Be my guest.

[Bishop B]

Oh, well, you pick from one.

[Mike]

It don't matter. I'm just playing albums. Go ahead.

[Young Nacho]

Drag 1.

[Mike]

Oh, you want Clown 3 home.

[Jason/Tim NBA Prime Announcer]

Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Not you.

[Barbie]

Not at all. Mid.

[Mike]

Motivation. That song was weird. When's the last time you played this?

[Barbie]

I listen to it every day. Listen what?

[Mike]

The last time you played that.

[Barbie]

Get on your box.

[Bishop B]

Sh.

[Mike]

You still drive lock heavy.

[Young Nacho]

All right, so you. I'll give y' all worse.

[Mike]

Okay, if that's a wash. I don't feel that anybody else in here.

[Bishop B]

You have nothing on the album for this.

[Barbie]

Too easy.

[Mike]

Oh, get the out of here, man.

[Barbie]

Dj really.

[Mike]

Two different vibes. What are you talking about?

[Barbie]

The whole albums are two different vibes. That's why I said it depends on who's listening.

[Mike]

Like right now, he thought that was about to win.

[Barbie]

I heard y' all was looking for me.

[Mike]

Oh, my God. This is Fire Wave version, bro. You thought that was about the way. Go ahead, keep going.

[Bishop B]

I'm just going to order this album.

[Mike]

I am, too.

[Bishop B]

No, you're not.

[Mike]

You should. I swear to God, I'm going to order. What's better than this?

[Bishop B]

That's next.

[Mike]

I like this song better than that, but this is one of his biggest songs.

[Bishop B]

You don't even like Miller.

[Mike]

I don't, but it's classico. But I'm just going in order, cuz.

[Young Nacho]

Respect.

[Barbie]

We going in order.

[Mike]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bishop B]

Prayer for Help. As far that's album cut. Ain't nothing to worry about.

[Mike]

We talking about. I don't want to compare these. House, you crazy doing this. Y' all not gonna ever beat me in no verses, cuz.

[Bishop B]

This is a nasty version, by the way.

[Mike]

Go ahead.

[Bishop B]

What was it? Oh, why you mad at me? It's fire.

[Mike]

I like that song. I'm going.

[Bishop B]

Baby face on suit. I roll with this, too.

[Mike]

What we doing? What you really wanted to do. I was just asking these. I really thought about this. Go ahead. I like that song.

[Young Nacho]

It's not far off.

[Mike]

It's really not far off. Two different vibes. The next song, this was Dr. Carter. But this is a really fire verse, though. But I give you that, though.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Not.

[Mike]

It ain't really better, but.

[Barbie]

No, it's not harder. He went crazy.

[Bishop B]

Are y' all serious?

[Barbie]

Went crazy in Dr. Carter hip hop.

[Mike]

Oh, no. And when you go to the club, are they ever going to play that song? Nah, but.

[Barbie]

Nah, but they not going to play that either. They know about play. Getting Loose.

[Mike]

You heard it in the club.

[Barbie]

I've never heard. I've never heard Get Loose in the Club.

[Mike]

Get loose for y' all left.

[Barbie]

I've never heard Get Loose in the club.

[Young Nacho]

4.

[Mike]

There had to be five white girls.

[Barbie]

Out there getting loose.

[Bishop B]

They was playing.

[Mike]

No T. No, they was playing get loose. Like look at them about to lose a shoe.

[Barbie]

The van's off.

[Bishop B]

We gotta redo this, man. I don't like the way I'm being represented right now. You put a Car three out. It's a commercial album. Fire song.

[Barbie]

He did a commercial album? Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Commercial.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Come on, man. I even get to get to this some bakers. I ain't even play this.

[Young Nacho]

What's the name?

[Bishop B]

Killed that.

[Mike]

I didn't get to play this. This is one of his biggest songs on there. What was his name? What's his biggest song on there?

[Young Nacho]

Carter 3?

[Mike]

Yeah, all in a row. Ain't no skits.

[Bishop B]

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[Bishop B]

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[Mike]

Damn. Oh, that's my.

[Young Nacho]

That's better than a lot of on there. That's better than a lot of.

[Bishop B]

And it's a win because Wayne on there anyway.

[Young Nacho]

We ain't even waiting on that, though.

[Mike]

He did wank here.

[Bishop B]

I don't like it so much, but people fuck with it.

[Young Nacho]

Not crazy, bro.

[Bishop B]

Safar album.

[Mike]

Like, it's like this song. Like, I hate this song but got to respect it.

[Bishop B]

And the remix is crazy.

[Mike]

Look, every time I got something for you. He play something. I got something for you.

[Bishop B]

That was funny, man.

[Mike]

It's all right, bro. Y' all sure y' all want to.

[Young Nacho]

Do this with me?

[Mike]

I think cuz I had R Kelly and you had Usher, I would have beat you. I just know how to pick songs.

[Young Nacho]

I didn't have my playlist, bro.

[Mike]

I was telling you, bro. You got somebody you want. Okay, we can really.

[Young Nacho]

I have my play. I could really get you together with.

[Mike]

The R. Like you can't. You don't know more R B than me, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I do.

[Mike]

Nobody here know more music than me. You just play music. You don't know more than me.

[Young Nacho]

I do, bro.

[Barbie]

Where your playlist?

[Young Nacho]

I missed a lot. It's on my other phone. I missed a lot of R. Kelly. I did, bro. And it's not even close with Usher.

[Mike]

And I. I would. That's the comments. Told me who won.

[Young Nacho]

We played seven songs, eight songs and.

[Mike]

I won six of them.

[Barbie]

520 verses are the best shout out.

[Mike]

To the game, though. What else we got going on, man? I like this new couch. Oh, I'm getting dubs off the top.

[Bishop B]

Allegedly. Hey, did you see what happened with them pictures? They got arrested.

[Mike]

Some pictures, yeah.

[Bishop B]

And mlb, Luis Ortiz, what they do. Emmanuel Claus, dog. They was basically. They wild. So you know they pictures, right? So they was basically saying what pictures they was gonna throw. Like they was purposely like throwing pictures of like at bats. Like for 5k a pitch. Like they was like setting the play for this. But I got arrested. Damn, bro. A half a million dollar bill got out today. Pleading no guilty, obviously. But yeah, bro, they trying to give him years at first. It was rumored like 60 something years.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

It's just like he did not kill nobody. He did not sell no drugs.

[Mike]

So what was he doing though? Like he was bending offender.

[Bishop B]

No, he was involved. Like it's gonna be a ball right here. And he's an active pitcher in the game.

[Mike]

Oh, so he had a bookie or.

[Bishop B]

Something deep in the rap.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, now. Now I understand. Now I understand.

[Barbie]

And it was two of them.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, two.

[Barbie]

Two different teams, Two different pitchers.

[Young Nacho]

What you call with that, though? Yeah. Who snitched what the is going on?

[Mike]

The catcher had to snitch.

[Young Nacho]

How would he even know?

[Bishop B]

Listen, bro, you said probably going on right now. If there's something to know, it's being told right now. Who you might play with this gambler.

[Mike]

Who you think the snitch is.

[Young Nacho]

Bro?

[Bishop B]

The person. It ain't the person who's all over it. But if the picture's getting caught up like that, bro, it's. It's a power play here, bro. Cause ain't no way you pricing per pitch like that.

[Mike]

No, it's probably somebody and they got caught in the cartel.

[Young Nacho]

It has to be. It wouldn't be just funneling down like.

[Bishop B]

This with all these accidental.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Football gonna get caught with some damn, bro.

[Mike]

I praise. I hear on the up and up, bro.

[Bishop B]

Give me some crazy tackle boys gonna.

[Mike]

Be like, I just pray you on the up and up.

[Bishop B]

What you doing over there?

[Young Nacho]

Nah, Z play too hard for that, bro.

[Mike]

I know that ready to tackle me. That be really mad at me. Cause he'd be sending like he sent me dms like, yeah. I'm like, damn. I'll just be playing.

[Bishop B]

Like, nah.

[Mike]

He say like, yeah. I'm joking, fam. Like, yeah, ho ass. Get on the squad. All right. Shout out to you, my guy. Like, it was crazy.

[Bishop B]

I was in the airport. I seen some football. Like, hey, man, tell a tig, bro, this ain't no.

[Mike]

This ain't no plaything over here. He respect your sport, bro.

[Young Nacho]

You be saying some wild.

[Mike]

What I be saying, though.

[Young Nacho]

I get that. Where they could. Like, basically when you. When we talk about how easy it is to play football or basketball, them really take that to heart. They really feel away.

[Mike]

I think it's just a little easier. I ain't saying it's the easiest, but.

[Young Nacho]

They always say why Teague always talking about the transition is just super easy. It ain't sweet out here.

[Mike]

I think it's sweet.

[Young Nacho]

It's just a lot. I'm just saying. Even, like, the proof is kind of in the pudding, though, with that.

[Mike]

No, I ain't gonna say. It's probably hard to tell to play football. Yeah, yeah. And be good at sport anyway. It's hard to sell. But I'm just saying if you a really good athlete, football probably just easier to adjust, like.

[Young Nacho]

But it's like notable athletes that never played, they won.

[Mike]

That's all I'm saying.

[Young Nacho]

Are in the hall of Fame and we can name like five of them.

[Mike]

That's all I was ever saying. Yeah, they be ready with my ass for that. And Zaire be the main one. Like, damn, nigga. You know, like, I'm just bullshitting. I'm just trolling you, cuz.

[Bishop B]

He be a two right now.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, but I just don't. I just. I never. My damn. What football player would make it to the hall of Fame in the NBA?

[Mike]

Not one.

[Young Nacho]

So I don't know why the debate even keep going for real. It's kind of crazy.

[Mike]

Like, you can't cancel that debate.

[Young Nacho]

They did alignment that made it. But Julius Peppers or some.

[Bishop B]

Probably Julius Pepper. Definitely hall of Fame.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. So respect.

[Bishop B]

That was like you and the wrestlers. After we made that relationship, man, it.

[Mike]

Was like, oh, yeah, they want to smoke would be here.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, they was texting Jeff. I never gave a All the wrestlers.

[Mike]

That was cool.

[Young Nacho]

They. They with me. They understood, like. And the wrestlers told me, like, you know what? We got good. We in good stance with wwe. I don't want to say too much, but told me to play like it is entertainment. That's all I was saying, bro. Y' all can't it is take away with my childhood. And I look sat front row with him at this last year and missed the point. And I'm staring at him like, bro, what we. Where we at? What we doing?

[Mike]

I was crying when I think about missed that push. I said, damn, he the wrong person.

[Young Nacho]

See that you falling down this like, didn't the tag team with the husband and wife, I was like, but respect.

[Mike]

You know, I'm disrespect to the they craft. But, like, I don't be liking when the girl wrestlers be slamming the dude wrestler it.

[Barbie]

Man, with you on, I.

[Mike]

Just be like, I'm nothing, bro. Like, some of y', all, like, I could see some of them, like, maybe like Jade China, cuz they was built like, you know, like, damn. She probably really could pick bro up. But when the girl be like, 5 2, 125, you're not picking Brock Lesnar.

[Bishop B]

Come on.

[Young Nacho]

But how do they. How does that even turn into a thing, though?

[Mike]

Like, I mean, they used to didn't do that. He said to be offended. Some wrestlers did, but, you know, some of them just started, like, embracing it and, you know, making it a thing, making it fun, whatever.

[Young Nacho]

Like, I see I get the entertainment side with the clothes line maybe, but picking one of these up, bro.

[Mike]

Or like, holding their legs and submitting them, like, in a. Let's say they was in the walls of Jericho.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, man.

[Mike]

Like, I will kick. I will kick out of that, cuz.

[Bishop B]

Hey, speaking of Brock Lesnar, there's a video of him and Roman Reigns. I guess Roman Reigns usually, like, really need him in the face, you know, talking about the receipts and stuff. Brock l clothesline the out of him.

[Mike]

You got to see some of the receipts is crazy. Big show really try to kill somebody for. He was gonna try to really kill Floyd when he broke his nose. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Cause you got you zap out of that, bro. Y' all started part in the play so no woman wrestler could get you together.

[Mike]

I ain't saying that. Some of them are strong. I ain't gonna say that. Yeah, some of them. We seen them. They.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, they.

[Mike]

She might be able to slam me. Like, she probably could. Literally. Some of them probably could pick me up, scoop you in, like, if I let him.

[Young Nacho]

No, this is mano y mano.

[Mike]

Oh, no.

[Young Nacho]

One of them strong. China could never pick you up, bro.

[Mike]

She could pick me up, but I'm a let her pick me up. If we wrestling, she could pick me. Nah, nah. They'd be like. They'd be like 140 150, 160 at the most.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, but they be strong as ox.

[Mike]

They'd be training, man. There's no disrespect to the women athletes. I'm not, but it's just like. Nah.

[Young Nacho]

So once you got grown, it was over. Maybe you was in, like, high school Never.

[Mike]

Nah. When I was in high school, they could pick me on me. They could pick me up.

[Young Nacho]

You was what, 130, 140, 145?

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah. It's green.

[Mike]

You said what?

[Young Nacho]

Might get wicked.

[Bishop B]

She's my pedigree, Jack.

[Barbie]

That's straight muscle.

[Mike]

She's strong. She was 200. She might be able to give me 140. I'm talking about the little ones, though, like. But China might be able to slam me. I ain't gonna say that, but I don't like. Nah.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

If I just let her pick me up, of course she can slam.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. But if you holding your ground, it's nah, bro.

[Mike]

She ain't about to just fold me up. I'm still a man. Oh, I'm a man. Cause he ain't about this for me in a full nelson boat. You might not be able to.

[Young Nacho]

You might not be able to fight it, though, cuz. Get you in that right position, it might be ugly.

[Mike]

Not put me in a full nelson, bro. I'm grown ass, man.

[Barbie]

You gonna get out there, be here.

[Young Nacho]

I'm cool. I don't want no smoking the pose, bro.

[Barbie]

I'm cool.

[Mike]

They too serious.

[Young Nacho]

They really be trying to whoop my ass. All I do is talk about it with y'. All.

[Mike]

Got it.

[Young Nacho]

They gonna really.

[Mike]

You think they can slay you?

[Young Nacho]

One of them. The little one that I love. The little. She can't slam. She too little.

[Mike]

Yeah, but you think China can slam you?

[Young Nacho]

I don't know, bro. I might get China together. Grab that apple. I might get her together.

[Mike]

Rp, where she gone?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, damn. She ain't with us no more.

[Mike]

No, she go.

[Young Nacho]

My bad. I should have said somebody. Damn, bro. Somebody will be gone. Or the keeper.

[Mike]

You just still alive.

[Young Nacho]

I know. Shout out to Mark. Shout out to this family. We. We locked in on Twitter now. We good.

[Mike]

We good. Yeah. He's still alive.

[Young Nacho]

Which woman is alive? I only know what I know.

[Mike]

Which women is alive? That's a crazy question.

[Young Nacho]

Ric Flair.

[Bishop B]

Charlotte.

[Mike]

Charlotte Flair.

[Young Nacho]

Charlotte Flair. I beat her ass.

[Mike]

You think you can out wrestle Charlotte Flair? For sure, Jamie.

[Young Nacho]

Give me to Orlando, cuz I don't beat women. I ain't gonna finish.

[Barbie]

Who was the lady out in the ass.

[Mike]

You think you can outwest a Charlotte flair? Hell, no, bro. She put you in a full nelson. Bel Air.

[Bishop B]

Get him out of here.

[Mike]

Bianca, she's strong. Which one is it?

[Bishop B]

Bianca Belair in Vegas, Mike.

[Mike]

The one we sat down in Vegas.

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Oh, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Respect.

[Mike]

Oh, no. He can't be up.

[Bishop B]

Nice.

[Mike]

Nah. Yeah, she bigger than all of them.

[Young Nacho]

She another black woman?

[Mike]

Yeah, she likes them all.

[Bishop B]

We seen her at Royal Rumble.

[Mike]

Yeah, she the biggest one. She probably like three something. Yeah. 376, 276.

[Young Nacho]

That's a woman.

[Barbie]

Damn.

[Mike]

Six foot two.

[Barbie]

She Australian.

[Mike]

Nah, she six foot two.

[Young Nacho]

76. Oh, she fought two now. Yeah. Oh, no, I ain't. I ain't f. That's. That's the family.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. That's little cuz. Now I ain't with them. 6 foot, 276. You need to be for the Panthers.

[Mike]

Protect brighter alignment.

[Barbie]

Who y talking about, man? She gonna you up.

[Young Nacho]

That's the girl. What's that one lady that be in the movies.

[Barbie]

I already know it.

[Young Nacho]

You already know what I'm talking about. Get her together.

[Barbie]

Is that her? She gonna me.

[Young Nacho]

I'm thinking she like China, cuz n. I respect. I respect.

[Barbie]

That's who y' all interviewed.

[Mike]

She bigger than J. She's strong as hell.

[Young Nacho]

I'm getting hurt. But you know who I was talking about, though?

[Mike]

I don't know. I don't think you can be her.

[Bishop B]

Be him. We got set up. And you gotta go to Orlando, man. Getting training camp.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all supposed to set that up for me. Jamie, them got to get on.

[Mike]

They go run circles around that so.

[Young Nacho]

I can do the training, man. I just want to put on one of them outfits. I want to have some tims hoop shorts thing.

[Mike]

You trying to be Def Jam.

[Young Nacho]

What?

[Mike]

Your thing? Music be here. What I walking music. Some whole.

[Barbie]

What you going to do when you walking out?

[Young Nacho]

I don't know. Whatever. Come to me.

[Barbie]

Oh, my God.

[Mike]

You got LeBron. You got LeBron coming out.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, Brandon was so bad when I.

[Mike]

When you dropped the shop was on the ground. I'mma sweep it up, bro.

[Barbie]

I'mma sweep it up.

[Mike]

I'm sweeping up. Oh, man. Y stupid.

[Barbie]

You been back to the gym.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to the Alpha. You been in there.

[Barbie]

Always in there. He got my damn nerve.

[Mike]

That don't go back no more.

[Barbie]

He training me to wrestle one of them. I'm like, I just want to tone it up. What are we in here doing?

[Young Nacho]

He get like that, man.

[Barbie]

He got me living lifting weights and all kinds.

[Mike]

You weren't trying to lift no weights.

[Barbie]

This ain't what I'm here for. I just want to tone it up.

[Young Nacho]

You gotta get on that sled.

[Barbie]

He didn't ask. He got me doing that every time. He asked me what my plan was. He just put me to work. I'm like, God damn, I'm tired. This is not.

[Mike]

I know it's been.

[Barbie]

You don't want to know what I want to do.

[Mike]

He looked at you, said, yeah. He gonna shoot me at this. Yeah, Go and get on there.

[Barbie]

I be like, God damn.

[Bishop B]

See, that's like, hey, need some titties. He was like, hey, you know I got you.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, see? Yeah, you.

[Bishop B]

You trainer.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, you.

[Barbie]

He can't lift these titties. I need them lifted.

[Young Nacho]

I don't know what kind of workout that is.

[Bishop B]

That's a wild setup.

[Barbie]

Yeah, he had me doing. I be like, wait up. I'll be doing those too.

[Mike]

With weight, buddy Love doing nothing, professor.

[Young Nacho]

Some hunters, cuz.

[Mike]

I say get over a peck, D.

[Barbie]

Like, he hasn't asked me what my goal is or nothing. Like.

[Mike]

Asking my gu.

[Barbie]

I'm about to have muscles. I'm about to be able to fight.

[Mike]

Shout out to my cousin. Shout out to bre. I love y' all boys over there. Y' all crazy, man.

[Bishop B]

Y' all crazy, man. Shout out to him for your ethical trainer. Man, some of these ID trainers. These videos ain't got nothing to do workouts, man.

[Young Nacho]

Brandon is elite. We gonna give him a hard time, but he know what he doing. He gonna get you together.

[Mike]

Barbie, would you rather be a massage therapist or a weightlifting coach?

[Bishop B]

Weightlifting coach.

[Mike]

Who would you be? Mike H. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Deshaun Watson. Let me put these hands. Oh, you.

[Mike]

D. I still. You still my favorite quarterback, cuz. I don't care what they said, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Is we talking about.

[Bishop B]

See, the problem is I don't think his answer the problem.

[Young Nacho]

I don't know. You talk too much about.

[Mike]

You talk too much about the case.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to Robert Craft the song.

[Young Nacho]

Besides tweet the sh.

[Barbie]

Watson.

[Mike]

Besides.

[Young Nacho]

That's all I know.

[Mike]

Cuz.

[Young Nacho]

I always tell. Hey, put 45s on both sides in there. Yelling and moaning and I can't. That gym environment different. Cause you gotta be aggressive.

[Mike]

Yeah, I'll be a massage therapist, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. I'm cool on the weightlifting coach.

[Bishop B]

I don't want to touch nobody, bro.

[Barbie]

They moaning with the massage therapist, too.

[Mike]

Respect.

[Barbie]

You push that leg back too much.

[Mike]

I'm always massaging women.

[Barbie]

No, that's a different thing. Get past this.

[Mike]

I'm just saying that's kind of massage therapist. I'll be out.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it'll definitely be like whites only on the fountains and.

[Barbie]

What the.

[Mike]

For sure you are not welcome.

[Young Nacho]

For sure.

[Mike]

Drank out the water fountains. They said white's only my soul.

[Young Nacho]

Me too.

[Mike]

I definitely would have drank out one of the waterfalls.

[Barbie]

No, my bad.

[Mike]

Would y' all niggas ate one of them pies?

[Young Nacho]

One of them what?

[Mike]

White's only pies.

[Bishop B]

How much does it take to make these nigga pies?

[Barbie]

He said about 34 miles. That was me. I don't want no smoke. Please don't lynch me.

[Young Nacho]

I don't fuck with pie.

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Probably.

[Barbie]

Nobody want nasty ass punky pie.

[Young Nacho]

They want some rough times, man. Damn.

[Mike]

I couldn't imagine why I got to be punky.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, no, though. This ain't funny. I promise. I ain't laughing for the black history. I'm just telling. This is not funny, bro.

[Bishop B]

Okay?

[Mike]

No, no, no, no. Lou, you egging it on. No, no, no. Don't laugh. No, you're not going to stop. No, no, the water hose. No, man, no.

[Young Nacho]

And I seen the video. He pulled the water hose back. The black put his water hose. The use this as a shield.

[Barbie]

You supposed to use an ally. Not to one of your people.

[Mike]

What the hell, nigga, he put his in front of.

[Barbie]

Him. Where the hell you see that at?

[Mike]

That water hit that.

[Barbie]

That's.

[Young Nacho]

No, bro.

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[Mike]

No, no. Oh, no, man. February around the corner, bro.

[Bishop B]

February.

[Barbie]

Where did you see that?

[Bishop B]

Oh, man, no.

[Young Nacho]

It was like in your videos. Like that. You watch?

[Mike]

That's AI approved.

[Young Nacho]

No. Yes. I was a kid. Yeah, bro, that's some like Martin Luther King. He used to do his step aon.

[Mike]

And step the walk, bro.

[Barbie]

His marches the step a thon. What the. He said a step aon step be here.

[Bishop B]

My history would be.

[Mike]

I didn't know. This is the segment we needed. He called it a step, Aaron.

[Young Nacho]

Cuz they show at the beginning the niggas trying to walk down the street. But the white people is not bullshitting with him, bro. That put his out.

[Mike]

Why you talking about. No, he's crying, bro. What is you doing with that fire? Was why you call it a step, Aon step.

[Barbie]

Aon is crazy.

[Mike]

Step is hilarious.

[Young Nacho]

He said a step February on the way, y'.

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[Bishop B]

Oh, man.

[Barbie]

You got it.

[Young Nacho]

Step aside.

[Barbie]

This February, I need you to be in a. In a kilt. What's it called? What's it called? Not a kilt. What's it called, y'?

[Young Nacho]

All.

[Barbie]

That's not our people Rocky, Ronnie Piper.

[Mike]

Why you want him in a kilt? In a kilt is two different things. Why you won't even kill Cuz I.

[Barbie]

Can'T say I don't want him. I want him in the colors. Orange, green.

[Bishop B]

That's why kids can't watch the show.

[Barbie]

We are celebrating Quanta on here. The hell?

[Mike]

Oh man, that's a December any k. Hey, get that cane from back there, man. That cane on there, man. Hey, I remember the proud family did Quanza bro. Never.

[Young Nacho]

Louise, I text you a little more.

[Mike]

This is n. Keep all this we.

[Young Nacho]

Have Louise, please take down the army version. I'm.

[Barbie]

The army.

[Young Nacho]

I'm cool with the power washing.

[Barbie]

That's the real sword.

[Young Nacho]

That's that was on the video. I watched the fifth grade.

[Mike]

I swear to God your ass. The army on your ass.

[Young Nacho]

Yes, bro, for real. It's serious.

[Barbie]

Tell him happy baddies.

[Young Nacho]

I got scared, bro. He's almost deactivated by Page. I said no. He got one more experience. Oh man.

[Mike]

Y' all are y' all hilarious, bro. This was a good opening episode. New season, boy. Let's wrap it up. Protect yourself. We might be here next week.

[Bishop B]

Who knows? Shout out to our sponsors, man. Shout out to boost mobile man. Shout out to stock X Listen. Shout out to chime. Shout out to three retro man. We appreciate y' all new set. Hopefully y' all enjoy. We'll be back next time. Club 520 the volume.

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[Barbie]

This is an iHeart podcast.