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Barbie
what's up, y'?
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All?
Barbie
Welcome to the Mother Crossover. It's 5:20 somewhere, and we got the guys with us.
Katina
Is that.
Barbie
Is that lit enough?
DJ
Just because you was a cuss word and not me?
Jeff Teague
This I was gonna say.
Barbie
My voice changed.
DJ
She said every syllable.
Katina
Mother. Mother. Oh, here's that hard R. It's on me, baby.
Barbie
Y' all know I can't do it without chopping keke.
Katina
What's up, ladies? Hey, y'. All.
Jeff Teague
Damn.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
What?
Mike
Seems like y' all glad to be here.
Katina
So happy to be here.
Mike
There it is.
Jeff Teague
I thought this would begin unsung.
Katina
Damn, are y' all about to be wrong.
Barbie
Introduction. We got the best host in the business, dj, y'.
Jeff Teague
All.
Barbie
We got the funniest guy on the Internet. Behead.
Mike
What's happening, baby?
Barbie
And we got my guy, Jeff Teague. What's up?
Jeff Teague
She did all this kind of funniest motherfucker. We got Jeff Teague. We the gang of Carl. It's on T. Yeah.
Barbie
Like, one of our episodes uploaded, and it was just, like, facing the wall
Katina
for, like, 15 minutes.
Barbie
It's like, man, what the fuck? Production hates us. We don't make enough.
Jeff Teague
Oh, this is great.
Barbie
One day. One day.
Mike
I want to ask y', all, though, what's y' all favorite part about pies, man. Do y' all enjoy this? How has it been?
Barbie
I enjoy his 520 somewhere so much more than working with y'.
Katina
All.
Mike
Damn, that's real serious. Get it off. I do.
Barbie
I. I do. I enjoy it. And, you know, I don't really got friends like that, so I look forward to coming here and popping with the girls.
Katina
Like, that week that she was gone for her birthday weekend, I'm like, come on, y'. All, let's get together. Let's party.
Barbie
So thirsty. We were still.
Katina
We missed each other. It's a sisterhood. No, but I like to get dressed, though, too. I like to have a reason to get dressed and do my hair and not go nowhere for it.
Jeff Teague
They was talking about your hair before the show.
Mike
Yeah, for sure.
Katina
Who was talking about my hair?
Mike
We wasn't talking about. We just trying to fix your leave out.
Barbie
They always trying to say you got weave in your hair.
Jeff Teague
No, you got good.
Barbie
Y' all know she Hawaiian.
Jeff Teague
For sure. Y' all Hawaiian?
Katina
No, no, we're Samoans.
Barbie
Hawaiian.
Katina
The real USOs, They're both Polynesian islands.
Jeff Teague
Stop showing your hand like that.
Katina
They're like neighbors, okay?
Mike
They Cousin, what's the hardest part about potting?
Barbie
Constantly coming up with shit that people want to hear about because we can get up here and talk all day, but it's just like. Do people care to hear it?
Jeff Teague
Yeah, very good point.
Mike
So, yeah, y' all got a cult following yet? Yeah, we don't really fuck with y'.
Jeff Teague
All.
Barbie
We feel it.
Katina
So we love them.
Mike
Y' all stopped a lot of nigga bashing. You know what I mean?
Katina
We tried be on that a little bit, but who still be on that? Some of the. Some of they.
Barbie
He talking about us nigga bashing.
Katina
Oh, it's hard here. We try to be conscious of that, you know, we try not to get on y' all ass too much.
Jeff Teague
Okay. Why y' all hate niggas so much?
Barbie
We don't.
Jeff Teague
Oh, okay.
Barbie
I would say I do.
Katina
I do.
Barbie
I'm trying.
Katina
No, she don't. She's really a lover girl.
Barbie
I am a lover girl, but I just keep meeting. So it's just like. I just hate them all.
Jeff Teague
Behind you.
Barbie
Yeah, I know. Glad he's here.
Katina
He
Jeff Teague
got a question for being.
Mike
Okay, let it loop. I want this Tequila. This.
Barbie
So Barbie told us her lemon drop.
Katina
Barbie told us you're her therapist.
Barbie
My hood therapist and all that.
Mike
So it's been rough.
Barbie
Oh, wow.
Jeff Teague
Really?
Katina
It's been rough. Well, we were wondering if you could diagnose us on why we don't got a man, right? Ooh, why you're single. Oh, why we're not married.
Mike
No, that.
Katina
Why we're not married.
Mike
That's to the extreme. Why y' all not married? No, no, I'm. I'm saying I had to talk to. No, I had to talk off the pod. Let me start. Let's start with why y' all can't get a
Barbie
who.
Mike
Well, y' all can't keep a.
Katina
Yes, you can keep a. I'mma have to go for some, but I could keep a nigga.
Mike
But I'm saying, I feel like, like, even with all three of y', all, like, I love y' all to death. I really. With y', all, genuinely, I just feel like y' all hard on a lot of men. Like, I feel like y'. All. Y' all don't give a lot of grace. Like, y' all got too many quick icks about a nigga.
Barbie
We give these too much grace.
Mike
No, you don't. I don't feel like you give chances, bro.
Barbie
I don't right now. I'm not.
Mike
Yeah, I knew that. You didn't have to say she on her black, bro. Yeah.
Katina
Like I'm saying this video because it's actually kind of related to this.
Barbie
Oh, Mal.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
Oh, it's Mike.
Mike
While we loading that up, though, I want to ask y', all, is this something that y' all learned since I've been potting, you know what I mean, that y' all can kind of give grace for. For a nigga, so far, it's like a ick. What bothers you in the past that doesn't really bother you now that you're willing to put up with with a shit?
Katina
I feel like more shit bother me now.
Barbie
Yeah.
Mike
Even more like, what's something that you willing to say, damn, you know what? Okay, I can work with him with that. Hopefully he changed, but I'm willing to continue to talk to him during this process. Is it the too many baby mamas, too?
Katina
I got nothing. I've been going for that.
Mike
Not enough money.
Jeff Teague
You've been going for. Been going for the baby.
Katina
I've been going for two.
Barbie
Because they're all.
Katina
The music.
DJ
Ain't.
Barbie
Ain't.
Katina
It's not.
Mike
You gotta speak for yourself.
Barbie
Yeah, she speak for herself.
Mike
Yeah, okay.
Jeff Teague
So you 15.
Mike
Yeah, she a day. NBA young boy.
Katina
A little extreme, but I've had a. With four baby mamas.
Mike
Oh, well, you cooled it.
DJ
Yeah, you.
Mike
Yeah, you pretty old.
Katina
That's what I'm saying. Grace.
Mike
What about. What about you, Barbie?
Barbie
How many kids?
Mike
How many baby mamas?
Barbie
Baby mamas. Baby mamas are irritating as. So I can't do no more than two. But I can't even say that because I'm the fourth baby mama, so.
DJ
Oh, Lord, that's how I see now.
Jeff Teague
I stop that now.
Katina
You got the fourth baby mama.
Jeff Teague
Back to the video.
Barbie
No, listen, this is the thing. I thought I was the third baby mama. Found out I was the fucking fourth. And this is why I can't stand.
Katina
See, I was the second that I was the third.
Mike
That was a bad question.
Katina
Okay, okay.
Jeff Teague
It's 5:20 somewhere.
Katina
Listen, but see how they be doing us, y'.
Mike
All.
Katina
And this is why we're saying, well, 520 somewhere, they.
Jeff Teague
So listen, this is what I want
Mike
to say in the defense. In the defense of the fellas that, you know. So it seemed like all y' all are 4th and 5th round picks in defensive. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that. I'm saying listen, though y' all knew what y' all was.
Jeff Teague
Y' all was.
Katina
Get it right.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, Y' all knew what y' all was signing up for. Oh, man, y'. All. The real NFL draft.
Barbie
And that's why I'm not going for it now.
Mike
Yeah, she was picked at the 199th pick.
Jeff Teague
That means you still don't want nothing
Katina
to do with it.
Mike
Still.
Jeff Teague
Y' all still could be the one.
Katina
Look where we at.
Mike
Nah, for sure.
Katina
We're building.
Mike
So also the baby mamas y' all are cool with.
Barbie
I'm not.
Katina
No, no. I now type of baby mama. As long as all your DMs like y' all all on the same page. Yeah, then that's not a problem.
Mike
Cuz we are too old to have bab mama drama.
Katina
Mama can ruin it for everybody, though.
Barbie
He had a crazy baby mama. She was calling me while we was on trips, trying to pull up. Calling you, calling me through Instagram. And I thought this was the man I was going to marry. After that, I said n. Oh, y was.
Mike
Y' all was engaged?
Barbie
No, we was dating to get engaged.
Katina
Oh, respect material.
Mike
No.
Barbie
So let me ask y', all, though, with y' all being in the pod, I feel like now men are, like, really intimidated or actually just don't want to deal with me because I am a pod. Like, I'm a podcaster.
DJ
They're probably worried that if something goes wrong that you gonna pod about it, which you absolutely are.
Barbie
I am absolutely.
Mike
Yeah. Y' all tell shit on here. Do y' all think y' all should clean it up when y' all get in a relationship? Keep shit more general. That's my only advice to y'.
DJ
All.
Mike
I feel like more of y' all conversation should be more towards my baby daddy. Ain't shit. It should be baby daddies and give an example of a baby daddy daddy.
Barbie
Me and Katie, I don't do that.
Katina
I'll let them do that.
Jeff Teague
And then they smile situation.
Katina
I ain't trying to fuck it up, but I swear I had a nigga and, you know, only a few ups in. But also, I feel like he be wanting to be talked about damn near so.
Jeff Teague
Because you know what it's gonna do. Turn me up.
Katina
Turn you guys.
Mike
I just think my only critique, y' all have beautiful, beautiful content. And I ain't just saying it because I fuck with y'. All. I'm just saying I think y' all should keep all conversations in general so nobody feels attacked.
Barbie
That's true for sure. Is one of one of our things that we do need to work on. Like when I go and actually, like, watch other women podcast, it'd be all general. Exact stories. They don't do that. That's something we.
Jeff Teague
It was. It was like.
Mike
Yeah, that. That was you.
Katina
That was on her. She did I should have sign.
Barbie
Exactly.
Mike
But it ran down her leg into her shoe.
DJ
If it get close to kneecap, we on you. That's a selfie.
Barbie
Yeah, but we're in the beginning stages of our time. Like, we just trying to vibe connecting with our people.
Mike
I did.
Barbie
And her son was like, oh, you're the girl that pooped on herself. Fucking great.
Katina
That is embarrassing.
Jeff Teague
A nigga still crack.
Mike
Are y'.
Katina
All.
Mike
You wouldn't.
Katina
Are you saying you wouldn't?
Jeff Teague
Oh, there's been some conversations. I would have cracked. After you showered.
Katina
Yeah, of course.
Daniel Cormier
Only.
Jeff Teague
Cause I paid for the trip. I gotta get something else. I gotta.
Mike
I don't really now. If you boo booed on yourself.
Katina
It's crazy.
Mike
Yeah. If you booed on. I'll legit have to watch you shower.
Katina
No perverted podcast series.
Mike
They got to be the sh. Where the thing come off and let me. Yeah, I can't trust you.
Jeff Teague
To the car.
Mike
For sure, for sure.
Jeff Teague
For sure.
Mike
You got to go through crime.
Jeff Teague
Because when you drunk.
Mike
I don't feel like women when they drunk take good showers.
Jeff Teague
Wait, when women are drunk, I don't
Mike
think y take good showers. No, no. I just feel like. I feel like y' all. When y' all drunk. I feel like y' all take better whole baths than showers. No, cuz you're more locked in into those focal points. When. When a girl washing up at the sink, them be like this. They lock in. They know this part. Thinking on my. On my kids and my one baby mama. All three of y' all washed her by the sink before.
Barbie
Of course.
Mike
No, but that's what I'm talking about.
Barbie
Get in the tub.
Mike
If we.
Jeff Teague
If you don't just take a shower at that point.
Barbie
If y'.
Mike
All. Even if y'.
DJ
All.
Mike
Y' all significant others go to that scene.
Barbie
No,
Katina
we took, first of all, twice a day. This is his experience, y'. All.
Barbie
Oh, he's talking about after. After you get done with the who.
Mike
Yeah, after you get done with the who. I'm not saying, you know, the shower. Y' all hit that sink before that shower.
Barbie
If I'm tired and ready to get back in bed, I'mma wash my little wash the kids wave.
Katina
Taking a shower after sex.
Mike
What was the last thing, though?
DJ
Cuz the kids.
Barbie
You can go to the next video. You think we should pivot music?
Katina
Yeah. Video.
Mike
Oh, no, definitely wrap up.
Barbie
I gotta Wrap up.
Jeff Teague
Oh, Lord, there it goes.
Mike
You gotta do whatever you got. Whatever you feel is best for you.
Katina
Y' all see this? Why we the third and fourth baby mamas?
Jeff Teague
And now she's potting very well.
Mike
Why do y' all think y' all was the third round draft pick?
Jeff Teague
Waiver wire question is crazy.
Katina
Well, I was the first.
Barbie
I wasn't. I was just having fun.
Katina
Because you still haven't pressed play.
Jeff Teague
He wants to hear this.
DJ
What is this video about?
Barbie
So this is, you know, Doordash got the best stories, but y' all gotta hear. I can't talk over it. He said, damn, Listen to what he say, y'.
Katina
All. He said, all right.
Mike
That's a terrible.
Barbie
People say, you a grown man. You should have held your ground. So is. Is it a certain age that men can't be scared of no more?
DJ
That dog would have been right there with that bag.
Barbie
I should have sh his ass.
DJ
I don't know you, nigga. Get that dumb ass dog away from me.
Barbie
I told you he was gonna do shit.
Jeff Teague
I'mma keep it a Ben with you. I've been running like a.
Katina
That's what he said.
Barbie
He said, you made me hurt my damn self.
Mike
You gotta know what you signed up for. You're damn near like a mailman. No mailman. You have to. I think they. I think they properly train you to run from dogs. Like, you know.
Katina
Do they?
Mike
Okay, so that nigga trains the mailman. I think they put them through, like, a little course.
Jeff Teague
They don't have a combine be at the usps, too.
Mike
I think Trey went to sky zone away from dog.
Barbie
He just saying no, for real.
Mike
Because when you listen, because you working outside, everybody that gets their hell delivered,
Katina
that is not a tr.
Jeff Teague
With the sky open a cowboy for us.
Mike
I'm saying you got to think about it, because essentially, you're dropping off something to somebody else.
Barbie
Who is the correct way to run from a dog?
DJ
Put your dog up.
Jeff Teague
That's what needs to happen, bro. Keep your dog in the house.
Katina
I used to be a canvasser. I went door to door, and I got bit by a dog. A canvasser? What the Is that when you canvass the neighborhoods?
Barbie
We didn't have a hell of job.
Katina
For electric company. You
Jeff Teague
like working.
Katina
But I did get bit by a dog, though. And when I said bit the fuck out that dog, huh?
Jeff Teague
Where it bite you at?
Katina
Right here on my leg.
Barbie
It's a little dog.
Mike
You should have hit him in his nose.
Katina
No, I kicked the. Like, when I say I kicked the out he Went in the air and then he. No, he ricocheted off the lady's pants.
Jeff Teague
We can't laugh about that. That's cruelty.
Katina
I had to go to the ER
Mike
get a turn out before dog was sat down for a long time.
Katina
That was not.
Jeff Teague
I got bit on my dog by my hamstring.
Mike
But when you any type of delivery person, you got to be ready for. Okay, so I'm saying. So I'm saying like whatever you said, like what did you go to people's door and say sign.
Katina
Do y' all want to sign up for this?
Barbie
Energy efficient.
Jeff Teague
I would have vain to know something.
Katina
The supervisor. I wasn't even supposed to be doing it. I was just showing him like the better way to do it because he was up and you got bit that day. I got bit. That's my ass employee. I was mad and he ain't even.
Mike
Do I ignore people?
Jeff Teague
She be lying.
Mike
Yeah,
Jeff Teague
my mother weak ass employee.
Mike
Had a door to door job. Great beans and gray.
Jeff Teague
I ate too lace
Barbie
like a old ass man. A door to door job? No. And I done had hella jobs.
Jeff Teague
You so dope. This all good.
Mike
What's one of your worst jobs though?
Jeff Teague
She went to.
Barbie
I worked at Aldi's for two days. They pay good. Listen, I thought I was going to be sitting in a big high ass chair scanning.
Mike
No, they pay good.
Katina
They do.
Mike
The audience can't relate. He never can't relate.
DJ
Aldi was always known for paying good.
Jeff Teague
But you couldn't sit down.
Mike
All these in white cast.
Barbie
It wasn't that I couldn't. Allies and white cast. It wasn't that I couldn't sit down. It's a warehouse in the morning, you gotta be there at 6 o' clock busting down these pallets.
Katina
Oh, you worked in the warehouse and.
Barbie
No, it was Aldi's. It was the store. You gotta stop that bitch.
DJ
His own pallet.
Jeff Teague
Oh, that's what you said. White casters.
Mike
No, they pay good 15 an hour. Oh God.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, back in the day. Real shit.
DJ
Never mind.
Mike
This n ain't never had no real job.
Jeff Teague
Yes, I worked at Meyer.
Mike
Yeah, but he was a kid. Barbie, how old were you when you worked at Aldi's?
Barbie
Oh, I was in my early 20s.
DJ
Oh, okay.
Jeff Teague
Yeah,
Barbie
I was in my early 20s.
Mike
You know what I'm saying, bro? Can't relate cause you was already doing your thing.
Katina
Have you ever sold cars, Barb? No.
Barbie
That's gonna be my next stop. Shit, I just try to look
Katina
any more Chevrolet in the playfield.
Barbie
Yay. Hold on yes.
Jeff Teague
What was
Barbie
don't shout out.
Katina
Oh, sorry, y'.
Jeff Teague
All. No, no,
Barbie
you was the real T hood.
Jeff Teague
Oh, me?
Katina
But it was before, like, Instagram was popping. This was in like 2012 type.
Jeff Teague
Like, what made you sell cars?
Katina
Cause I really didn't want to go to school. And I tried a whole bunch of different jobs. I mean, when you a hustler, you
Jeff Teague
just try a whole bunch of different ways, so.
Katina
And then I was like, okay, people who sell cars, they make good money, so I'm gonna go in that. And I lasted like six months. Then I went to nursing school.
Mike
That's a long time.
Jeff Teague
What was that first car feel like jobs?
Katina
I haven't any jobs. It was cool, but they used to ask me questions about the car and I'm like, I don't know, bro.
Mike
So how the fuck did you get hired?
Katina
You did used to know some shit about cars, though. Like, specific questions. I'm like, like, I feel like a man would better answer this, but honestly.
Mike
But it tells you on the window. You should have just peeked the window.
Jeff Teague
Somebody sticking BMW over there.
Katina
Like, okay, let's test drive it. That's all you. First thing I'm gonna say.
Mike
Did you at least go get the plate for me?
Katina
Yeah, I'm gonna go get the plate. I'm gonna get your license, I'm gonna go get the plate and then we gonna hop in that motherfucker. That's what they told us to make. Sure, like, soon as motherfucker be like, oh, they want that or they wanna see what that's like put on behind the steering. Shit, go get in.
Jeff Teague
Did you sell any cars?
Barbie
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
How many you sold?
Katina
I don't know.
Jeff Teague
Oh, you was selling like that.
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Barbie
What was your biggest check? Commission check.
Katina
I don't know, y'. All. This was like 13 years ago.
Mike
Damn.
Jeff Teague
Respect.
Katina
You were doing that.
Mike
Six months was crazy. That's a long time.
Jeff Teague
28 jobs. You had four.
Katina
I had a few I worked at.
Jeff Teague
You said you had.
Katina
You worked at Hooters. Yeah, me and Kiki did downtown.
Mike
I've never seen y'.
DJ
All.
Jeff Teague
Oh, y' all was like 16.
Barbie
How old was we?
Mike
Oh, y' all were then when we worked there.
Katina
So we was what?
Barbie
Oh, I know. Y' all was so cute.
Katina
2019. Not 2019. We were like 19. 20 years ago.
Mike
2019. That was a couple years ago.
Jeff Teague
No. Fries. Barbie.
Mike
What was your last straw at Allies?
Barbie
What did it Me having to be up at six o' clock in the morning and working like I was at Amazon.
Mike
What time did you get off?
Barbie
Probably like two or three. But I'm not. I'm not up slaving, y'. All. That shit's crazy, Barbie.
Mike
Six to two, 30 to eight hours,
Barbie
this big and it was heavy. And I'm just a girl. I'm just a girl.
Mike
Oh, you was a declutterer, y'.
Katina
All. We tried to share a job cause we're twins and this bitch got me fired.
Barbie
I ain't about to get y'.
Katina
All.
Jeff Teague
Oh, tell somebody, please, please.
Katina
Well, we started the job together, so we both used to work. It was a warehouse job and it was third shift and Basically, this bitch got fired. So then we had this master plan that, you know, she was gonna work half the week, I was gonna work the other half the week under my name, and we was gone. That's how we was gonna do it. We was gonna split the check. This bitch went in for me. Her first day going in for me. The bitch got me fired. I don't know how it happened, y'. All. I wasn't there because the time clock got moved. So I was used to it being right here. And I looked around this corner to clock in, and it wasn't there no more. It was somewhere else.
Jeff Teague
Wow.
Katina
And it's white ladies, warehouse jobs.
Barbie
Be strict.
Katina
I'm honestly. I wasn't even salty about it.
DJ
Both of y' all started the job together. It's absolutely.
Barbie
It's crazy.
Mike
That is.
DJ
If only one started, y' all could
Jeff Teague
have got that off.
Katina
It was a perfect plan, though. It was a cool plan, but yeah, we probably did fuck up.
Mike
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Like, when y' all was in school, did somebody take somebody else class?
Katina
Yeah, for sure. And I used to go to her class. They her teacher. Her teachers used to be like. Cause I used to really like math. And one time her math teacher called me out. He was like, damn, Katina. Not damn. But he was like, oh, Katina, you're so cooperative today. Or you're so, like, eager to be the high head. Raise your hand too.
Mike
Damn, that's great.
Katina
She wasn't a lower map for you, so, like, honestly.
Jeff Teague
Well, she was in the lower map than you.
Katina
Yeah. Cause I took calculus in high school, so it's not. No, no shade. Low key.
Jeff Teague
He was low.
Katina
It's no shade.
Jeff Teague
You took calculus?
Katina
Yes, pre. Well, in high school.
Jeff Teague
So what you end up taking as a ritual?
Barbie
I would say them fractions used to me up.
Jeff Teague
She said, fractions. I don't know. For calculus.
Mike
My name
Jeff Teague
pre. Miscope.
Mike
She said, why are we having math one on one?
Barbie
But look, to this day, when have we ever used any of them corny shoes?
Mike
That is true.
Barbie
You know what I'm talking about. The little corn.
Jeff Teague
She said, original, too. I feel like they probably have books.
Mike
Listen to boy, listen.
Barbie
Literally. What are we doing?
Jeff Teague
Red fish, two fish.
Barbie
Red fish, blue fish. Goddamn it.
Katina
Look at none of that.
Mike
You ain't us none of that on go.
Barbie
I'm doing pretty good.
Mike
What was the best job you all had?
DJ
Yeah.
Barbie
20B.
Katina
Literally.
Barbie
And that's why I'm like, I'm so grateful for this. Cuz a year ago, I was working at a restaurant downtown Serving people, getting talked to, like so well, that's some
Mike
of the best crab bar I ever had in my life.
Barbie
Where.
Katina
Where you was working at crab99. Oh, okay.
Barbie
It was cool.
Jeff Teague
It was some of the best crab r you.
Mike
That motherfucker turned into love and hip hop when I was. Yeah, that was pretty good food out there.
Jeff Teague
Y' all funny as hell. What's this video we got here, man?
Barbie
Oh, this was back to the beginning of the conversation. Go ahead and play it.
Jeff Teague
Mike do not want nothing. Be the worst you can be.
Barbie
Check.
Jeff Teague
It's not even Mike
DJ
a with a lo sweatsuit and a fake Cuban. I don't want anything.
Barbie
None of his advice. They think that girls finish last, and so they just, like, be mean to these. That's what they like.
Jeff Teague
You think like girls being mean to them?
Barbie
Yeah. Oh, the girls that I know that are in, like, healthy, good relationships. They are Some.
Katina
I said that before.
Barbie
They're.
Mike
Why do you feel that way?
Barbie
It's just what I be seeing.
Katina
And on top of that, our experience. Like, y' all ever been out y' all body about a nigga and he, like, damn near took advantage or just, like, didn't reciprocate me being out my body. Out your body, but just on some, like, I'm gonna be nice to you. I'm gonna be sweet to you. I love everything. Love it, girl. Yeah.
Barbie
When you say out my body, I'm thinking of me flashing out the rest.
Katina
Well, I mean that part too, but I mean, like. But yeah, being sweet. Being like the best girl you can be. I'm always sweet and the best girl I can be. So I haven't really dated that. They didn't appreciate it.
Mike
Yeah, no, I don't know.
Katina
That's.
Barbie
I'm trying to find me a straight dork. Anime. Don't come out of his room. Just want to be just good to me. That's where I'm going with it now.
Katina
You like anime.
Jeff Teague
You get dark fast.
Mike
I don't know if that's some of
Jeff Teague
these filters, but when they search down,
Mike
it's okay to say, hey.
Katina
What?
Mike
That sound like a. That's probably slow.
Katina
He's autistic.
Mike
Yeah, that sound like. Yeah.
Barbie
Show me your Pokemon cards, bae. What you got?
Mike
He was in arithmetic all day.
Barbie
I like, show me your Pokemon cards, bae.
Mike
So you want. You looking for a nerd? You over the regular age?
Barbie
I think he gonna be so sweet to me. You probably might just treat me like.
Mike
So you want a. So you think a that's in his room? All day is gonna be nice to you.
Barbie
I'm gonna kill my.
Jeff Teague
Thank you. TV dinner.
Barbie
Oh, all he want is TV dinners. I'm with it.
Mike
Barbie probably really don't know what kind of man she want.
Barbie
I don't. I literally.
Katina
I don't.
Jeff Teague
Man.
Barbie
I don't. I really don't want nobody right now.
Jeff Teague
Slayer.
Barbie
The stud. Slayer. Player. Player. But I'm really just chilling, just working, y'. All. I really don't want nobody, and I. I just don't want to look up and be 50 and single. So I'm, like, trying to make myself date.
Katina
Only thing that makes me feel like.
Barbie
Like, that's the only thing. But I'm so content.
DJ
Just get a. Just so you can have somebody later.
Mike
Got kids.
Katina
That's all there is.
Barbie
And I'm happy with life.
Katina
I do feel like women with kids are a little bit of step ahead of the women with no kids. Like, if you pushing pretty and you ain't got no kids yet. I know you trying to figure it out. I know you freezing the mix and trying to figure this out.
Barbie
Girl, them kids don't shame us for
Katina
having kids early on, but it's just like, at least we ain't got to worry about having no more kids. Kids cool.
Barbie
But women are.
DJ
Y.
Mike
Are y' all, like, tubes destroyed?
Katina
I be want to.
Barbie
Every day they knock us.
Katina
Like, it's actually kind of okay.
Mike
So wear protection with her. What about you, Bar?
Barbie
I'm celibate right now, so.
Katina
Period.
Jeff Teague
She on IND type talk?
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
Could say ind.
Mike
Barbie don't shave no nothing.
Barbie
My underarms are not hairy. I get all in wet. Y' all.
Jeff Teague
Do.
Mike
Y. Do y', all, like, shave and like that? Y' all know it's that night. If y' all know it's that night.
Jeff Teague
I so much can't comprehend
Mike
be like
Jeff Teague
guy.
Mike
No, I know. I'm just saying.
Katina
You just asked. Do we shave if we got a. So think when you don't have of them, like, how carefree.
Jeff Teague
Oh, that musty. Yeah.
Mike
The more hair, the sinker it is.
Katina
Do y' all shave? Do you shave your.
Barbie
You trim it up or wax it? No, I was a little tired.
Mike
My new growth is like.
Katina
New growth?
Mike
Yeah, my new growth.
Katina
Cuz you shave?
Mike
No, I don't shave. I'm just saying as that's it's blossoming the older I get. Okay.
Barbie
Oh, you got grains down there.
Mike
Yeah, my kind of blended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That ain't got to my nuts yet. My nuts ain't start sprouting yet.
Katina
But above what you don't trim or clean.
Jeff Teague
Above.
Mike
Above the wood.
Katina
That's me on your nut.
Mike
No, that's on my necks. Yeah. I don't know
Jeff Teague
what is crazy.
Katina
I ain't never seen that, right?
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
Should we take some hairy bones?
Mike
Yeah, I got exotic wood hair on the nuts.
Katina
No hair. Bald nuts.
Barbie
It be hair on young men's. Not young.
Katina
But I want it b. Oh, okay. They know what you wanted. They. They pre prepared because don't have hair down there.
Mike
No, I never wear. I just never. I never, like, grew hair down there.
Katina
There.
Mike
Like, I don't know, maybe it's my genetics or whatever, but I've never, like, this is crazy.
Katina
Well, at least you got to connect, Henny. I'm.
Mike
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Teague
You seen a video of Saucy Santana? They said, oh, my God.
Mike
I have the connector, though, bro. Saucy just got the strap. That's.
Barbie
Is it still recorded?
Jeff Teague
Yes.
Mike
That's out of pocket, cuz. That's saucy. But respect.
Katina
Look who you fy. Got the back.
Daniel Cormier
But,
Jeff Teague
Hey, that is crazy.
Barbie
I got a podcast.
Katina
Yeah, but back to the pod.
Barbie
So, like, when for y' all did it become, like, damn, this is bigger than the pod? Like, this is, you know.
Mike
Oh, that's for them.
Barbie
For them. Yeah, because you just.
Mike
I didn't know for real. They knew before me.
Jeff Teague
That's for bj. Say that again.
Barbie
I wrote.
Mike
No.
Barbie
At what moment did you realize, oh, this is bigger than a podcast?
DJ
Oh, when we start having fans. For real. When started reciting the. That we were saying that, like, random parts of the show, and it was, like, getting blasted all over. We getting texted about that. That's when got real.
Barbie
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Katina
Y' all can answer that, too.
Jeff Teague
For me, I'm probably different because I knew not to be arrogant, but I was like. I knew the talent that these dudes had. I knew being. I knew being for a long time. So I was like, man, when people finally see him and the person he is and how he act, people gonna fall in love with him. And I knew dj, like, from even being, like, in high school. Like, he always was sports driven. He knew everything about sports. So I knew that they was gonna, like, I'm like, that nigga really do research.
Barbie
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Teague
And I was like, once people see them, it's over with. And, like, it's just been organic since then.
Mike
For sure.
Katina
For sure. Y' all definitely got y' all a little squad. I like, yeah.
Mike
It took me until we went on tour. We went to San Fran. I'm like, damn, y', all, this shit real. Nah, I take that back. All Star, when we did that shit with Hennessy, and I see people really like, asking for autographs and pictures and shit. I'm like, oh, yeah, this gotta be something. Cause it was. People all over the country here from All Stars, and they was fucking with us, and we did our first real live show. So that's when I kind of knew it was something for real.
Jeff Teague
It didn't hit me until, like, I seen people. Cause not to be like that, but
DJ
it was different for me because people
Jeff Teague
came to me about basketball, right? You know what I mean? So people would be like, oh, Jeff, you play basketball? So when I seen niggas start walking up to them like, dj, dj. I'm like, oh, damn, that's tight.
DJ
That shit's funny. Like, when's the dream? It felt like nigga walking up to be in to take pictures. Shit like that shit.
Jeff Teague
Okay, that was fire. Yeah.
Mike
That shit lit, though. Even Freaky Mike, even though I made him my sign the autograph at Allstar.
Jeff Teague
That was like, can you sign my hot dog?
Mike
This?
Jeff Teague
Signed a bun.
Mike
Signed a bun.
Barbie
T shirt.
Mike
He signed a T shirt at allar. I. I didn't see you sign us.
Jeff Teague
No, that signed a bun. And like, can we eat a hot dog together?
Mike
And I like, oh, okay.
Jeff Teague
They like, cheers.
Mike
Cheers.
Daniel Cormier
Is
Jeff Teague
you r Glizz with a fan.
Barbie
Hey, lady of Trent.
Mike
It
Jeff Teague
all right, Mike. Speak your truth, King. My fault, bro.
Mike
Speaking about Gliz, is it unattractive for a to order a glizy on a movie date?
Katina
No.
Mike
What if you order two?
Katina
Why couldn't get nachos.
Barbie
She knew. She knew me over. We was waiting for Mike one day. She's like, they still in here eating hot dogs.
Katina
And she said, mike and Mike and
Barbie
M. No
Katina
hot dog. I was just.
Barbie
For sure was. Yeah.
Katina
I was like. Like, mike and M still ain't left. He in here ordering hot dogs.
Barbie
Holy sausages.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to my hot dog for every game.
Mike
That's crazy. Demon.
Jeff Teague
And he say he get the jumbo.
Mike
Yeah, the name hot dog is. It's. It's beef, too.
Jeff Teague
It's beef. They over there shaking. I show up for the game. I'm like, go get that jumbo weenie right now.
Barbie
Weenie right now. Bring it to the beach, Jumbo.
Mike
Oh, man. Y.
Jeff Teague
That. L be breaking it up like Dice.
Mike
He saying, don't break.
Jeff Teague
Don't break is crazy.
Barbie
Mike. Mike said, what is that? What did you just do?
Katina
He said, no break.
Jeff Teague
What he do Barbie?
Katina
No, what he did.
Barbie
Is that what you just did, Mike? Yeah.
Katina
Y is so man, break the hot dog up then just bite the hot dog.
Barbie
Eat that hot dog, baby. I'm not judging.
Katina
Hot dog in your mouth.
Mike
Why did it only take you three bites to finish that? That's crazy.
Barbie
As long as it take more than one, I'm all right with it.
Katina
There's more than one.
Barbie
Cuz a regular hot dog, five bites is crazy. Eat it baby. Get it up quick. Eat it up baby.
Mike
Get it off with it.
Katina
Take that to the face.
Mike
Damn.
DJ
It gets worse and worse.
Jeff Teague
It just get wild.
Barbie
It's cool if it was like a chili cheese dog, but like y' all just be getting plain hot dogs.
Katina
This that. If you eat plain, I'm scared of you for sure. No chili, ketchup and mustard. That's it.
Barbie
Well, he eats wagu hot dogs.
Katina
Cheese relish.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, I'm stupid.
Katina
You eat a plain hot dog, you'll bite people. No, for real. You a cannibal.
Barbie
Who just like I just want a hot dog. Besides Mike and Loose man, what's wrong with y'?
DJ
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Jeff Teague
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Barbie
All right, so what advice do y' all got for us going forward?
Mike
Forward.
DJ
Stay out the comments.
Barbie
Stay out the comments.
Katina
That's a really good one with that.
Mike
Wow.
DJ
I seen psa I. I was proud of.
Katina
But stay out the comments there. It doesn't start or stop there. I'll be flaming in the comments.
DJ
Yep, you're giving people exactly what they want.
Mike
Yeah. Yeah. Have fun with it, but don't. Okay.
Katina
I'm like, I think they want a response.
DJ
Yeah, I mean it's people.
Jeff Teague
It's that done trolled us on the
DJ
Internet and we linked up with club the from Boston was talking shit on Internet. Then we flamed him, met the in the club. He was cool as hell. Like they just. It's a reaction thing.
Katina
Yeah, for sure.
Mike
Is that the hardest thing for y' all to deal with those the comments?
Katina
Hell no. I don't give a. It's not hard. It's just like who the are you talking to, cuz?
Barbie
Some be super personal. Like, y' all be doing too much. Why is this earring?
Katina
Yeah. I ain't like when I said the one thing about your son, like our
Barbie
kids, parents and like that. And I just be like, you lose
Mike
your kids on your.
Katina
No, they just be like, y' all
Barbie
ain't shit to y' all kids and all this shit. And it'd be like.
Katina
Cause I gotta think you lowkey got a borrowed audience. Cause like, most of majority of y' all audience is men. And we're like, y' all sister pot. So it's like, they be on there, bro.
Mike
Y' all gotta figure out how to gravitate towards the women more too.
Katina
Yeah.
Mike
And I think as more as y' all start speaking positive, like about shit y' all gravitate towards or tell more
Jeff Teague
about y' all stories being moms.
Mike
Yeah, yeah.
Jeff Teague
Some of the things that y' all do. How y' all balance life, but how y' all balance it.
Katina
I ain't gonna lie. They said that shit about your son. I went and I got like a couple reels. I don't post my pa, my kids on my page all the time, but the reels with them on there, I'm like, let me go ahead and archive these. Cause I'm gonna be out my body come from.
DJ
And that's out of bounds. That's not people who are fans. That's just people who wanna be hateful. That's not people who have anything to do with anything.
Jeff Teague
You probably see them on tour and they'll probably be like, you wanna take
Katina
a picture with you? Like I told him. I'm like, it's probably like, you know how like a nigga be in your dm. And most N, they're gonna say N try to get you to respond. But some N will really say, like some troll shit. And as soon as you respond, now they being nice just cause they wanted to get your attention in a roundabout way. Yeah, so.
Mike
Cause all they doing is screenshotting and putting it on their page.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, you gotta.
Mike
You gotta be careful. I know how your attitude get. You gotta be careful of that.
Katina
For real. He be reading nigga. She told a nigga he looked like a bald head. Cigarillo or something.
Mike
Nah, get on his ass.
Katina
But I'm saying that's the type of shit I be saying.
Mike
Like, as y' all grow, though, you ain't gonna want wanna. For real. You ain't gonna want to have that type of engagement. You don't want people see people like that's trying to like, support y' all or maybe put some money behind y'.
DJ
All.
Mike
See you acting like that, and that's coming from a wild. I say some crazy shit, but I never. They'll never see me engaging with, like, somebody going back and forth like, you know what I'm saying?
Jeff Teague
I go in there and say some wild.
Katina
Yeah, they.
Mike
They screenshot this. They have his moments.
DJ
I be laughing.
Jeff Teague
I call niggas all type of crazy shit.
Barbie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jeff Teague
N truck right at me, be like, yeah, fuck you, bitch ass nigga. I'm like, I just fucked your mama. Shut up.
Barbie
Yeah, see, that's how. That's how they make you feel now.
Jeff Teague
Like, Yeah, I like it because they
DJ
screenshot it sent to me on Twitter. Like, what was he going at? And I would just repost it. Like, hell, yeah.
Jeff Teague
So I understand where you from? Like, where you coming from? But, yeah, I say all type of wild. Like, I. I go crazy. Yeah, you ass.
Barbie
Yeah.
Katina
Okay, cool.
Barbie
Get like that.
Katina
She, like, it's allowed.
Barbie
Have y' all ever had an episode that almost. That y' all almost didn't release? Like, it got too crazy? Charleston White.
Katina
Yeah.
Barbie
Oh, I was here for that. His ass. He out of pocket.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. You was there.
Barbie
Yeah.
Katina
Wait a second. Be hen. Did you come up with the word meat bounds? Did you make that word Meatbounds?
Jeff Teague
Yes.
Mike
Let's leave that.
Barbie
He made that word.
Mike
Let's leave that alone.
Katina
Oh, sorry.
Barbie
Oh, he don't want to talk about. Cause I don't even know what the fuck it mean.
Mike
No, but shout out. Shout out to Angel Reese. I hope you're doing well.
Katina
I mean, she capitalized off of it and made merch off of it and everything.
Mike
Yeah, they turned up. I just be saying shit, though. You know what I'm saying? I'm just naturally going to say some shit. And me and my guys was talking about, like, her getting her own rebounds. And we shout out to my nigga Tuck. Like, we just. He said it. I said it. Like it was like, some together shit, but I don't take credit for that shit. She got it. She patented it. Like, it's her shit. People steal shit. I say all the time, though.
Barbie
That's crazy.
Katina
I can see that.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
It's just crazy.
Katina
I done heard it a million times and I never knew it.
DJ
Yeah.
Mike
People saying dpu. But I just look at it as. I mean, I probably should start capitalizing on some of it, but shit, it's kind of free marketing. It's kind of like helping me grow. Like, that shit really turned me up on Twitter. When she posted that on my mom, I got like 20,000 followers on.
Barbie
Damn.
Katina
Yeah.
Mike
Everybody be like
Katina
our page.
Mike
Twitter, Twitter, sl.
Katina
If you turned us up on that dj.
Mike
Yeah, for sure. And dj, the reason why I even
Jeff Teague
got back on, I would never get on Twitter.
DJ
Twitter's so much fun.
Mike
Yeah. No, and it's.
Katina
It's not fun for me.
Mike
Twitter help break Club 520.
Katina
I believe that.
Mike
Like, a lot of people don't know that shit all my life.
Jeff Teague
I'll never be on Twitter is the reason.
Mike
Yeah, Twitter is the reason, though. Club 520 broke. That's a shout out.
Jeff Teague
Shout out to Twitter. I'll never be on that.
DJ
Yeah, we had some people who worked harder than, like, engagement bots for us on that point. And it was all organic early on, too. See, I. I fuck with Twitter.
Mike
That's what I'm telling. Y' all gotta be more engaged, like, in a positive way. Y' all gotta be active on y' all social media so y' all can really catch your algorithm.
Katina
Like a lot of comments and stuff.
Mike
Nah, I'm just saying, like, if you own Twitter, be on Twitter, engage with the fans. Like, say what's on your mind. Everybody engages with that shit. It worked. Should have helped us. Like, bro told that story about Jimmy Butler. We just all ran with it. We kept. Me and dj. DJ went in overdrive with the. But kept going and Twitter.
Jeff Teague
And the last thing I wrote on Twitter was about wrestling.
Mike
Yeah. This didn't even have his Instagram.
Jeff Teague
I ain't a social media person.
Katina
Yeah.
Mike
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
So that's why if you look at my Instagram, that's all from them. Yeah.
DJ
You know what's funny?
Jeff Teague
It's a text me. Jeff collab. Jeff collab.
Mike
Yeah.
Barbie
Funny videos on your story.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. Yeah. I really go. I. I like that be popping up on Instagram. That I think is funny. I don't be paying attention to these.
DJ
Yeah.
Mike
So take social media serious because it'll
Jeff Teague
mean a lot, though.
DJ
Yeah.
Mike
Hell yeah. That's that Very important. That's what I'm saying. Don't disrespect it. Don't catch yourself engaging more with some instead of, you know, posting some great content.
Katina
That is good advice.
Mike
Upload your reals. Upload your personal shit that you want to do. It just helps build your personal brand.
Jeff Teague
If it wasn't for them, I'm not. I'm.
Katina
Y'.
Jeff Teague
All. Y' all know me though, so I'm not nothing like them. They're very engaging and friendly and fun.
Mike
I talk to everybody.
DJ
I say be here. Definitely.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. I'm not like that.
Mike
These don't like people.
Jeff Teague
I. I don't like people at all.
Mike
I talk every. Even when we out of town, I talk more to everybody. Like, I'm the one who.
Jeff Teague
I like people who like us, though.
Barbie
So what was I supposed to say in your introduction?
Jeff Teague
Allar. That was a game.
Mike
That was a good. I'm proud of y', all, though. I didn't think y' all lasted.
Barbie
Yeah, they said they didn't expect us to get as many episodes. We on episode, like, 15, because y'
Mike
all three different personalities and, you know, like, Patreon is our family. I didn't think you was gonna be here.
Katina
Here we go. Here we.
Mike
No, I'm just part of us.
Katina
You know what I'm saying?
Mike
I'm laying it, landing on laying it out.
Jeff Teague
We thought you was gonna be two and done.
Katina
No, no, no, no. I hear about it. I heard about.
Mike
Out of everybody. I'm really the most proud of you for being consistent and locking in with the girls.
Jeff Teague
I'm proud of all y'. All. Cause it's actually cool, actually. It's actually cool that y' all actually came together and wanted to shoot a
Mike
podcast because it's one of your females that don't know each other together. I mean, of course, Dud is your sister, but Barbie is, like, random to y'. All. So for y' all to jail like y' all are, that's fine.
DJ
Yeah.
Katina
No, but our first time kicking it, it was like, chemistry is no chemistry.
Mike
Yeah, we send y' all Georgia street video.
Jeff Teague
Y. Y' all demons.
Katina
I blame demons.
Mike
For real.
Jeff Teague
For real.
Barbie
But, yeah, these are my girls. I look forward to it. I'm super excited for it to grow. Thank y' all for even making it happen.
Mike
For sure.
Jeff Teague
How far y' all want this to go? Yeah, that's my last question. How far, y'?
Barbie
All? To the moon. To the moon. I want it to be, like, so big where I should. I want to be like y'.
Katina
All.
Mike
How can we help y', all, though? Like, what's some shit that we can help y'? All? I know y' all don't be wanting to ask us for shit, but is there anything that we can help?
Barbie
Our biggest thing right now is just trying to get to our female audience. So I don't really know how y' all can help us with that, but I think that's, like, the biggest thing that we need to work on right now. Everybody that supports us is super lit like, the guys. And we do have some females that are on Patreon. Y' all know we want to go on tour with y'.
Katina
All.
Barbie
That's what we want.
Mike
We working on that.
Barbie
We want to go on tour with y'. All.
Mike
Oh, yeah. We working on that.
Barbie
Put us in front of the people.
Jeff Teague
What y' all gonna talk about?
Katina
We think.
Mike
Cause y' all gonna have 30. Y' all gotta have 30 minutes to get the. Like.
Katina
30 minutes.
Mike
Y' all, like our DJs.
Jeff Teague
Who already been there. 30 minutes. 30 minutes live.
Barbie
I was just following by myself, so.
Katina
With the girls.
Jeff Teague
30 minutes. Cause you gotta think every.
Barbie
That's what I was doing.
Katina
Serious.
Mike
That's what Vargas was doing. I said, listen, coming from us, dance space. 30 minutes on that stage talking. Yeah, it's a lot. We just got used to this. But I'm telling y', all,
Jeff Teague
our first show, we was like, yeah, all right. You start cussing some,
Barbie
but you can engage with the audience. Like, from being on tour with y', all, the audience is so lit. So.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, but, you know, after that, it's only so long. They what you about the talking about. You know, you start talking.
Mike
They do.
Barbie
All right,
Katina
let's go.
Jeff Teague
That's what they did to us. We in New York
Mike
for real.
Katina
Y' all like the Apollo.
Mike
Yeah, but it helped us, though.
Jeff Teague
Yeah.
Mike
So we went on our real, real tour. Like, that was. We kind of got it down packed, but we kind of got it figured out.
Jeff Teague
But, like, 30 minutes. So we went. I'm not speaking for the group, but I wouldn't put y' all out there for 30 minutes. That's a long time. 15, 10, 15.
Barbie
We could.
Katina
We could carry 30 minutes. Why are you not listening? I take their advice or whatever.
Jeff Teague
If y' all got a guess, I can carry 30 minutes, but. By yourself?
Katina
But just us.
Barbie
Yeah. A good 15 minutes. We just want to get out here with the people, put our face out here today.
Jeff Teague
Going to have people with y'. All.
Mike
Yeah. And I think I should interact with the crowd.
Jeff Teague
Y got some guests y want to have on tour with y'.
Barbie
All. Depends on what we go.
Jeff Teague
Let's say. Let's just throw out a random city. Say we in St. Louis.
Barbie
St. Louis.
Jeff Teague
I need to hit up Sexy Red.
Barbie
Sexy Red would be lit. We had turn that out with Sexy Red.
Jeff Teague
Sexy Red coming for y'. All.
Mike
Who's the hottest female rapper in St. Louis right now? Because that's what we on.
Jeff Teague
Sexyy Red.
Mike
Sexy Red. Be a little extreme. We gotta be grill with him.
DJ
He didn't say he going to East St. Louis to find.
Mike
Yeah, we gota. We gotta tap in with the trenches
Jeff Teague
first with us, bro.
Mike
Sexy regular cost us $60,000 and she
Jeff Teague
gonna walk out with St. Louis.
Katina
Still 60, bro.
Jeff Teague
Yeah, she might be in St. Louis right now. What's Ray J?
Katina
They might got a baddie from St. Louis.
Barbie
I'm sure r we here Ray
Jeff Teague
like that. Y' all need Ray J. They need. We should do that. That would be pause because you out of pocket.
Mike
Who is a dream guest? A real for y' all female.
Jeff Teague
They a had no guess yet, have you?
Barbie
We have it. Oh, a female.
Mike
That's somebody that's reachable for Dream guest.
Katina
Okay. Dream I feel like is. I'm not gonna be unrealistic, but I feel like we could get some of the babies on this. She wants the babies.
Jeff Teague
The girls on the. The show buddies.
Mike
Yeah, I believe that y' all definitely.
Katina
Yeah.
Jeff Teague
Aim higher. You talking about the fighting here.
Barbie
He said the stud bugs.
Mike
We can make that very obtainable. Yeah, very obtainable.
Barbie
Jade a waiter.
Mike
Yeah.
Katina
I love Jada J. I ain't going
Mike
to reach for the star like it respect Jada waiter.
Barbie
You said dream.
Mike
No. Yeah, definitely.
Jeff Teague
Definitely.
Barbie
Cuz I know I got higher dreams than Jada. I just can't think of. I need some time. Let's see.
Mike
The stub bugs were Jada way, though.
Katina
I think that would be so funny.
Mike
I think that would too. That be great for y'.
Barbie
All.
Jeff Teague
We're gonna have a time and y' all the buds.
Barbie
We outside with it.
Mike
So y' all are saying y' all are going on tour with us? When we started this. The official announcement.
DJ
Oh, Lord.
Mike
Crazy.
Jeff Teague
360 on.
Barbie
I'm in a 360 deal.
Jeff Teague
So are you saving 20? You know you have. They might not make it to Anaheim, but your house gonna be Anaheim.
Mike
Oh, yeah.
Jeff Teague
But we lay gonna double work too.
Mike
That's when she shooting the shits with the girls. Oh, your ass gotta come to work.
Katina
I'm a hustler.
Barbie
I'm with it.
Jeff Teague
Oh, it's 5:20 somewhere. It's 5:20.
Mike
N for sure.
Barbie
I'm telling got. God damn. But yeah, we lit. The tour was super lit. It's super excited for that. And if y' all do the pie wars, these girls would be good.
Katina
Not me.
Barbie
We gonna lose with me. I ain't good for.
Mike
I got y' all going against four months. Them my girls. But I. I got y'. All. I seen y'.
DJ
All. Who?
Katina
Oh, basketball.
Mike
Yeah. I'm thinking.
Jeff Teague
Oh, y' all bust their ass in basketball.
Mike
Yeah.
Katina
Period.
Jeff Teague
Crossover.
Mike
Lex is talk.
Barbie
Lex is talk.
Mike
We said a tropic center pickle on her. Yeah. Her respect. Hold on.
Katina
And I'mma just be the cheerleader.
Mike
I don't know. Don't show me here too much love on that one.
Katina
Do still got see his shot to this day.
Mike
Because you actually look like you can play a little bit.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. She got.
Mike
If she calmed down more. She cool.
Jeff Teague
She's your mom for sure.
Katina
She was the way she did be when she lost.
Barbie
And she was so.
Katina
Last night. Ch was so serious.
Barbie
She scared me.
Katina
He damn near. He was cheating at the both of us. Like, she was like the.
Jeff Teague
She can draw. You can draw the ball, though. Like, you can go to the basket.
Katina
Yeah. And she can drop that shoulder.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. On God.
DJ
On me.
Jeff Teague
And one.
Mike
We.
Barbie
We're figuring that his face was on
Katina
her shirt, but I definitely had a little bruise. I had a little bruise.
Jeff Teague
Yeah. Your driving ability, bro. You like, Brian.
Mike
Oh, God.
DJ
Was her.
Jeff Teague
Your head flew by. And I like, she probably should have hooped for real.
Barbie
That shit.
Jeff Teague
And then you hear me with the cross. I'm like, damn. Did she hoop for real?
Katina
Talking about this cross. She tried to talk about my handle so bad, y'. All. She went on her close friends. She was like, every. She was like. Everybody was saying, Kiki's handles is better than my delusional. They just trying to get some troubles as fuck.
Mike
No respect.
Barbie
It really scared me trying to get
Katina
on her this side.
Barbie
Come on.
Mike
They trying to crank. But she made a good.
Jeff Teague
So you better keep it real. You better.
DJ
Mind is crazy.
Jeff Teague
Keep it real. Keep it real.
Katina
Yes.
Mike
I feel that respect.
Jeff Teague
Wrap it up.
Katina
I confirmation. I won it back.
Jeff Teague
So who won?
Mike
K Keep.
Katina
I won.
Barbie
No, I thought Trump won.
Katina
Kiki won. I did.
Barbie
You won?
Katina
Yep.
DJ
Girl who won because had two people.
Mike
Yeah. Tell them real, y'. All. We wasn't there.
Katina
I just did. I'mma keep. I'mma keep it out of the way. I won three point. That wasn't a contest, though. But whatever.
DJ
Respect.
Katina
I got it in the least three pointers and I won. When we. Okay. When he went about that, you said what?
Jeff Teague
So he better than everybody, basically.
Katina
She definitely got lucky.
Barbie
Arguing.
Katina
But my first practice shot, I was actually shitty. They was like, all right, Kiki, you go. So I shot my. I'm like, let me practice real quick shot my first shot, and it was like, fuck it. Like, made it. No backboard, no nothing. Then it took me four.
Barbie
It literally took me 50. How many shots?
Katina
23.
Barbie
23 shots four room seven.
Jeff Teague
You just the overall better athlete.
Katina
John. Don't do that. You're instigating now.
Mike
I'm playing a crash out.
Barbie
Please don't crash out. All right.
Jeff Teague
She definitely could drive the ball better than you though.
Barbie
Thank you for tapping in. Jeff is on bullshit. Make sure y' all like comment and subscribe on Patreon. It is 520 somewhere baby. The volume
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This is an iHeart podcast. Guaranteed Human.
Date: March 26, 2026
Hosts/Guests: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, Barbie, Katina, Mike
This lively crossover episode brings together the Club 520 crew—NBA All-Star Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, and Bishop B Henn—with Barbie and Katina, hosts of the "It's 5:20 Somewhere" podcast. The two groups trade hilarious banter, reflect on the challenges and rewards of podcasting, open up about their personal lives, and drop advice both for each other and for their listeners. The tone is candid, comedic, and sometimes wild, with much of the conversation centering on relationships, podcast culture, internet trolling, and aspirations for both shows.
Theme: The episode kicks off with reflections on why they love podcasting and what makes it uniquely challenging.
Barbie shares her love for "podding" with the girls over working with others, noting the sense of sisterhood and the simple joy of getting dressed up just for the show.
Katina and Barbie joke about podcasting as a genuine sisterhood and source of weekly excitement.
The hardest part? Keeping content fresh and relevant.
Theme: True to Club 520’s brand, the discussion delves into the complexities of modern relationships, especially with kids and exes involved.
The group debates dating men with "too many baby mamas," with Barbie revealing, “I thought I was the third baby mama. Found out I was the fucking fourth.”
Mike and Jeff tease that Barbie and Katina are “hard on men”—not giving enough grace.
Barbie feels that being a podcaster makes men wary of dating her:
The crew examines whether airing personal stories on podcasts impacts romantic prospects, with Mike advising, “keep all conversations in general so nobody feels attacked.”
Theme: True to form, the episode is full of unfiltered anecdotes, self-deprecating humor, and rapid-fire jokes.
Theme: The groups discuss navigating negative comments and trolls as they grow their online followings.
DJ’s advice: “Stay out the comments.”
Katina admits sometimes she flames commenters back, but the group agrees trolls are often just seeking reactions.
Jeff and Mike caution about engaging too much—and about how bigger opportunities might be affected by negative online behavior.
Theme: Growth stories, fan interactions, and the importance of social media strategy.
The Club 520 crew details when they knew the podcast was bigger than just a show—like being recognized at All-Star and on tour, fans quoting back inside jokes and stories, and signing autographs.
Twitter played a major role in breaking the show:
Advice for “5:20 Somewhere”: Post personal content, build the personal brand, and engage with listeners positively online.
Theme: Barbie and Katina open up about wanting to grow their female audience and dream big.
The importance of targeting women is emphasized—telling more stories from the perspective of moms, balancing life as women, and being more positive to attract that demographic.
The group discusses wanting to join Club 520 on tour, debates live show formats and what makes for engaging women's podcast content.
Dream guests for the show? Sexy Red and Jada Wayda get enthusiastic mentions.
Theme: Sports remain a backbone, as the hosts compare notes on basketball skills, past jobs, and get competitive about pickup games and three-point shootouts.
This episode is a perfect microcosm of Club 520’s appeal: rowdy, heartfelt, and real, blending unfiltered humor with conversations many podcasts wouldn’t dare. The crossover energy with “It’s 5:20 Somewhere” brings extra warmth and perspective, especially on what it means for women and minorities to carve space in podcasting.
Whether you’re here for relationship drama, jokes about hot dogs at sporting events, or inside stories about breaking out as a podcaster, this episode delivers with plenty of quotable moments and actionable advice—especially around growing an authentic brand and not letting comments, haters, or naysayers derail you.
For full appreciation, listen to the episode to catch all the wild jokes and authenticity that bring Club 520 to life.