Club 520 - Jeff Teague on 76ers having NO EYE FOR TALENT, Ray J KNOCKED OUT, Club 520 Day

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode: Club 520 - Jeff Teague on 76ers having NO EYE FOR TALENT, Ray J KNOCKED OUT, Club 520 Day
Date: May 28, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B. Henn, Fred
Guests/Regulars: Barbie
Theme: A lighthearted, hilarious recap of Club 520 Day, wild stories from field day and the concert, relationships and accountability, sports talk (especially about the 76ers), viral moments, and commentary on pop culture happenings.

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Overview

This episode of Club 520 is a classic hangout show, reflecting on the recent “Club 520 Day” celebrations, wild tales from the weekend, and a series of lively debates that blend sports, relationships, and cultural moments. Jeff Teague and the crew keep things loose, bouncing between jokes about NBA teams’ failures in scouting, outlandish interpersonal stories, Ray J's rumored knockout, relationship etiquette, and reflections on gender roles, with the signature energy of friends chopping it up at the barbershop.

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Key Discussions & Segments

1. Club 520 Day & Field Day Recap

• Event Reflection (03:05 – 08:14):

  • All hosts and Barbie express love for fans, sponsors, and how well the 520 events went.
  • Inside jokes about winning the field day, not receiving the prize money, and recounting concert highlights.
  • Memorable Quote:
    • “We won the field day. I was presented with a used ribbon. A used medal Monday.” – DJ (04:28)
    • “All the sponsors, everybody went crazy. For sure, man.” – B. Him (05:38)

• Concert Moments (06:48 – 12:35):

  • Shout-outs to artists (especially Lito) and stories about Barbie’s energetic party performance.
  • Barbie called out for “putting on her own show” at the concert.
    • Quote: “They said, did I put Barbie on the bill?” – DJ (11:50)

• Comedic Weekend Accountability (09:46 – 11:42):

  • Banter about Barbie being late, muddled instructions, and her “still drunk” state after the weekend.

2. Relationship Roles & Accountability

• Tire Changing Scenarios (13:05 – 15:22):

  • Classic gender role debate: Should a man be able to change a tire?
  • DJ admits he’ll call insurance unless after midnight (“Paul with the pickup truck is pulling up to change my tire.” – DJ, 13:35).
  • Barbie says she “judges” men who can’t change a tire; admits she can’t herself.
    • Quote:
      • “Are you judging the man who can’t change the tire?” – B. Him
        “Very much so.” – Barbie (14:56)

• Cooking & Domestic Skills (15:34 – 17:17):

  • Barbie’s go-to dish is baked chicken; Fred and DJ roast her for “limited” culinary skills.
  • DJ gives advice: “You not preparing for a man. You always got to treat your son like, hey, son, when you get older, this is what your woman should do for you.” (16:20)

• Manual Labor and Double Standards (15:17 – 16:11):

  • Banter over “being a girl” as an excuse, Barbie being proud of avoiding manual labor, and playful teasing about her son’s future expectations.

3. Food Talk & Hood Snacks

• Fruit & Pickle Innovations (17:38 – 22:27):

  • Discussion about Kool Aid fruit, pickled everything, and childhood snack memories.
    • “Pickled cabbage is fire on top. But if you got a glizzy, it’s fire. Pickled cabbage. They call it cha cha.” – DJ (18:24)
  • Childhood field trip lunch memories: fried chicken in a grocery sack instead of Lunchables (36:03 – 37:58).

• Beverage Debate (30:02 – 34:43):

  • Outrage and nostalgia about restaurants pouring 2-liter sodas instead of fountain drinks.
    • “I can go to the gas station right now…” – B. Him (31:58)
    • Capri Suns are “never disrespect.” (34:05)
  • Men ridicule small juice pouches for field trips (Capri Sun = “dehydration”—Barbie, 35:40).

4. Relationship Etiquette: Buying Gifts and Bills

• Paying Bills, Gifts, and Gender Wars (53:12 – 56:45):

  • When is it appropriate to buy a significant other gifts or pay bills?
  • General consensus: “If you want to do something, do it,” but don’t expect bills to get paid just because.
    • “That AES bill was behind two weeks before you met me. I am not about to save it.” – B. Him (53:51)
  • Barbie reflects on dating older men and financial independence (“He was 60. 30 years my senior.” – Barbie, 56:59)

• Father’s Day Gift Tiers (62:09 – 64:39):

  • Socks, shirts, and basic gifts vs. designer expectations.
    • “Calvin Klein got some of the best underwear known to man.” – DJ (64:08)
  • Animated back-and-forth about buys for stepdads/girlfriends' dads vs. biological fathers.

5. Sports Segment – NBA Talk

• 76ers Roster Moves, Talent Eye, and Drafts (70:12 – 73:38):
  • The “NO EYE FOR TALENT” title topic: Philadelphia waving Julian Champagnie for Mac McClung (who dunk contest’d but never flourished), and Maxey’s surprising success.
    • “I just ain’t got no type of eye.” – Fred (70:45)
  • Distrust of the NBA’s draft lottery process and Adam Silver’s new powers over trades or picks.
    • “There’s no way that I really believe they about to give us the real results of these teams.” – B. Him (72:00)

6. Pop Culture & Viral Moments

• Ray J Knocked Out, Relationship Embarrassments (46:30 – 48:01):

  • Ray J’s hospital pic after allegedly being knocked out.
    • “He got his nose broke. What’d he say? Got a concussion?” – Fred (47:24)

• To Catch a Predator Movie & Boondocks Shout-Out (39:28 – 44:16):

  • The upcoming film adaptation with Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen.
  • Extended riff on “Boondocks” parody episodes and their place in Black comedy.
    • “It’s like the Simpsons for black people.” – Fred (43:59)

• Kevin Hart Roast Controversy (65:33 – 69:11):

  • The crew debates whether Kevin Hart’s response to a harsh roast joke went too far, and if certain topics (like George Floyd or cancer) are fair game for comedians.
    • “I wasn’t fuckin’ with that at all.” – B. Him (66:18)

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Notable Quotes & Best Moments

• On Judging Men’s Car Skills:
  “Are you judging the man who can’t change the tire?” – B. Him
  “Very much so.” – Barbie (14:56)

• On the 76ers Franchise:
  “I just ain’t got no type of eye.” – Fred (70:45)

• On Father’s Day Gifts:
  “Calvin Klein got some of the best underwear known to man.” – DJ (64:08)

• On Kevin Hart and Sensitive Comedy:
  “As a comedian and you know the craft, you can't really go against it. Cause at some point you gonna say something that's gonna offend people.” – Fred (66:26) “That one right there, especially how it's delivered, bro, I wasn't fucking with that at all.” – B. Him (66:18)

• On Capri Suns & Field Trips:
  “If you gave your kids a Capri Sun to go to a field trip...They shitty, bro.” – B. Him (35:33)

• On Dating, Bills, and Love-Bombing:
  “That AES bill was behind two weeks before you met me. I am not about to save it.” – B. Him (53:51) “If you want to do something, do it. But I hate when people say, ‘If you want to do it, do it.’ And if a n***a don't do it...now, you knew I needed this bill, you're gonna be mad at me.” – Fred (55:53)

• On Club 520 Day Vibes:
  “All the sponsors, everybody went crazy. For sure, man.” – B. Him (05:38) “520 day was that vibe. For sure, man. We appreciate y’all again. I know we're saying it a lot, but it was a good time, man.” – B. Him (08:06)

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Segment Timestamps (Key Moments)

• 03:05 – Field day & event recap, prize money debate
• 06:48 – Concert highlights, Barbie’s “show”
• 13:05 – The tire-changing relationship debate
• 15:34 – Domestic skills: cooking, manual labor, and gender roles
• 17:38 – Food memories: Kool Aid fruit, pickles, and lunch stories
• 30:02 – Restaurant beverages and Capri Sun ridicule
• 39:28 – To Catch a Predator movie, Boondocks reflections
• 46:30 – Ray J’s wild hospital story
• 53:12 – Bill-paying/gift etiquette & dating older men
• 62:09 – Father’s Day gifts: best/worst ideas
• 65:33 – Kevin Hart, roast jokes, and limits of comedy
• 70:12 – 76ers/NBA talk: scouting, draft lottery, “blow it up” commentary

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Tone & Style

The episode is filled with laughter, inside jokes, nostalgia, and candid barbershop-style banter. Hosts call each other out with humor, and no topic is too wild or trivial. There’s a heavy amount of “keeping it real” talk about relationships, sports, and Black pop culture—with a warmth and camaraderie that invites listeners to feel like they’re part of the club.

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TL;DR

Club 520 serves up a hilarious and honest mix of event recaps, sports takes, wild weekend stories, candid relationship debates, and pop culture riffs. Whether roasting each other for life skills (or the lack thereof), critiquing the 76ers’ front office, or riffing on Ray J’s hospital saga, the hosts keep the energy up with classic Club 520 flavor.

Transcript

[Barbie]

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[B. Him]

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[Shaq]

What's up y'?

[DJ]

All?

[Shaq]

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[B. Him]

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[Shaq]

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[Barbie]

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[B. Him]

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[DJ]

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[Fred]

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[B. Him]

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[DJ]

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[B. Him]

based on average annual single line payment of AT&T Verizon and T Mobile customers compared to 12 months on the Boost Mobile Unlimited plan as of January 2026. For full offer details, visit boostmobile.com all right, man, we back. Hopefully y' all can hear this this time, man. Club 5 20, man, it's going down, man. Shout out to our family over there at Boost Mobile. They showed they ass during field day, the whole 520 day, man. Shout out to them. We saw y' all like you said, the AI pictures in the booth, man.

[DJ]

That was dope though, man.

[B. Him]

It was time, man. Some of y' all converted like we did last week. Official. We are a Boost Mobile family, man. We all got the service for sure. For sure. We locked in. Hopefully y' all did too, man. They're doing good work over there for sure. Shout out to Hard Rock Bet be him playoff time. How you. What, man?

[DJ]

It's getting spooky, bro. But you know, I mean, I'mma keep betting. I'm tapping in with the W now and Mook going to show me how to do the baseball legs, too.

[B. Him]

Now, that's what I was going to ask you. You know what I'm saying? I know we ain't got too much basketball left. What's up with the mlb? You getting tapped in, man. So we get this money.

[DJ]

Yeah, Mook, he the. He the master of this shit. So I'mma tap in, bro. Get some knowledge.

[B. Him]

Come on, man. We had Korean baseball in the morning show, man. We about to get these ladies all across the nation for sure. Shout out to our family over there. Hard rock bet, man. Shopclub520.com if you haven't, man, get your merch. It was beautiful to see all y' all in, y' all. 520 gear this weekend, man. Love is for real, man. We can't wait to see y'.

[DJ]

All.

[B. Him]

The next event, man. Same gang with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Hitting out the prayer. How you what? Nasty.

[DJ]

Cool and nasty. Let's get to it, bro.

[B. Him]

Shout out to $1,000 you ain't got yet, man. For win.

[DJ]

Yeah, they robbed me. We won the field day. I was presented with a used ribbon. I used metal Monday. So, you know, hopefully. I mean, the bank account is loading here, so hopefully that transaction.

[B. Him]

Oh, it was gently used.

[DJ]

I don't know if y' all remember,

[Fred]

but I actually said, are y' all

[DJ]

cool with the 1500 for the winner? And B. Him was the first person say, no, that's too much. Yeah, he said no. He said, that's the win.

[Fred]

Nothing.

[DJ]

We there for fun. That fun is crazy. He said, whoever win can go. I don't know.

[Fred]

They go do something, they get in for free.

[DJ]

Okay, so what'd I say the day of, though? I don't remember that. Yeah,

[B. Him]

now the story's striking because he said he's owed a thousand, and you said 1500 was too much, so. Yeah, I think a thousand is less.

[DJ]

No, no, everything he said is correct. The day of. I said, mike, now I'm gonna take my. Now, if we don't sell the table, shout out to y' all for buying all the tables. And I' ma just buy the tables with my. With my winners. And he said, okay, I happen to be the winner and then get presented no money. Yeah, I don't know if that was cause we sold out the tables or what, but so. But respect, man.

[Fred]

Congratulations on your dub, though.

[DJ]

Dope. Dope event for sure, man. Appreciate y' all for pulling up on us.

[B. Him]

Nah, man. Shout out to everybody, man, who did all the hard work in front and behind the scenes. We appreciate y', all, man. All the sponsors, everybody went crazy. For sure, man.

[DJ]

Why that nigga say it so low? Je what he saying?

[B. Him]

We here today.

[DJ]

Everybody who show love to the event.

[B. Him]

Yeah, man, everybody. All the sponsors, man. It was a great time. And we appreciate everybody's energy out there. It was a great time. Love to see all y' all faces, man. Hope y had a great weekend, man. Shout outs to all them artists who perform, boy, they had more fun than us, boy.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Gang is a different type star. Lito.

[B. Him]

Shout out to my dog. Lito is legit.

[DJ]

We've been saying it. He one of us, bro.

[B. Him]

Oh, for sure.

[DJ]

He wanted us. Like, the way he move around the city like you wouldn't think, bro, who. He was like, got shot. He said, I'm trying to go to the next spot. They got here laying down. He wasn't worried about nothing.

[B. Him]

They ain't gonna make it. So they got room for me? Nah, for sure, man. Shout out to Lito. For sure, man. It's going down with the film. He's still to my right, dog. Young Nacho, Young T. How you what?

[Fred]

Chilling, bro. Chilling, chilling, chilling.

[DJ]

That had a time. That's why he chilling.

[Fred]

Nah, tell us more.

[DJ]

He had a. He had a good time at the concert that everybody's like, I know this talk this much.

[Fred]

I a talk.

[DJ]

Oh, you was talking.

[Fred]

I promoted some stuff for.

[DJ]

Yeah, I'm saying you was doing your thing. You was in rare form. Everybody respect you. Just to be off in the cut, just chilling.

[Fred]

I was. Mike asked me to do some things for us, and I was like, hey, I need you to stop over here. Stop over there. I just did what I was at, bruh. Then the artist was there. You know, I'm fans of them. I like their music, so popping it up with them.

[DJ]

Exchange was popping, though.

[Fred]

For sure, man.

[B. Him]

It was y' all the artists, man.

[Fred]

And I promoted 520 somewhere.

[B. Him]

That's a fact, man.

[DJ]

Yeah, A lot transpired from that concert to here to Mal Barbie. It was. It was a show.

[Fred]

I wasn't there for all that, but I was here.

[DJ]

I was here. Barbie was supposed to be at work. We like, where Barbie.

[B. Him]

Oh, I remember that part.

[Fred]

That's when I was like, all right, she got like 10 minutes. All right.

[DJ]

She was about to get fined.

[B. Him]

Oh, yeah, man.

[Fred]

I I, bro, can you do this podcast 20 times? He said, I got you. Damn, who the she at?

[DJ]

It was a good sport, though. For sure, man. They made it happen.

[B. Him]

Nah, for sure, man. Listen, 5:20 day was that vibe. For sure, man. We appreciate y' all again. I know we're saying it a lot, but it was a good time, man. A lot of work went to this, man. So we're happy it was executed properly. All y' all had fun. Everybody showed up, man. Hopefully got some new fans out of it, man. While we here, what bar we at, man? We need a drink, man. Let's celebrate the weekend. Barbie almost got fired for no reason, man.

[Barbie]

I got here on Thursday.

[B. Him]

A reason to shade.

[Barbie]

I got here 30 minutes.

[Fred]

Where did you go after the 5:20?

[Barbie]

Home. Mike's instructions were not clear.

[Fred]

Oh, you did not go home.

[B. Him]

Let's discuss.

[Barbie]

I did go home. Wait, we're Talking about the field Day or the concert?

[Fred]

The concert.

[Barbie]

Oh, after the concert. After the concert.

[B. Him]

Before you get to your explanation, what do we have today? What's the beverage for the people at home? They wanna pull up with us right now. What you got today?

[Barbie]

Okay, this is the post game.

[B. Him]

Okay?

[Barbie]

It's just an original.

[DJ]

Let's get it cracking today.

[Barbie]

So it's agave, French lime juice, tequila, and orange liqueur.

[B. Him]

Okay.

[Fred]

I don't know where the fuck you

[Barbie]

went after the concert. I went to. After the concert, I went to Georgia Street. And after Georgia Street, I partied a little more.

[Fred]

No, we talking about when we called you to do the podcast. Where was you? At home. So you went home after the concert?

[Barbie]

Y' all asked me to do the. No, you're trying to trip me up.

[Fred]

We came here and said you got a podcast to do if you was the one.

[Barbie]

Yeah, when we have to do a podcast. That was after Field Day.

[Fred]

No, it wasn't. Girl, was you.

[Barbie]

The first time I was drunk. I'm ready to drink now.

[DJ]

The first time.

[Barbie]

The first time I was late.

[Fred]

The first time you didn't make it. It wasn't no first time.

[B. Him]

Tell us about the instructions. That wasn't clear.

[Barbie]

Oh, no, no, no. You're not blaming me. That was trop. The very first time we didn't make it.

[Fred]

Look as she going to jail. She tell everybody. She tell everybody the instructions too.

[Barbie]

The instructions. Mike said, I forgot that I worked for y'. All. That's what it is. So he like, yeah, I'm gonna try to get Belly gang for his 5:20 somewhere. He's like, but the guys are recording at 6. So I'm like, okay. And I just went home and I was like, oh, shit, I'm a part of the guys. And then I got here. That was that.

[Fred]

Okay, so what happened? Where was you at when y' all actually recorded for Belly Gang? Because we was calling you.

[Barbie]

Okay, I recorded Belly Game.

[Fred]

Yeah. Where you was missing for 45 minutes.

[DJ]

I see why y' all be getting with y' all girls, bro.

[Barbie]

Yeah. Cause I'm lost. Shit. I was drunk the whole day, so I don't remember.

[Fred]

All right, well, let it go then.

[Barbie]

Probably arguing with friends. Shit, I don't know where I was.

[B. Him]

See, when we talk about women and accountability on the show, this is a private example.

[DJ]

It's very below.

[B. Him]

I can't ask you one question.

[DJ]

Yeah, and she did not.

[Fred]

And you, Muhammad Ali, because I thought I was here.

[DJ]

When you left the concert.

[Barbie]

When I left the concert.

[B. Him]

Where you go, johnny had two apples

[Fred]

and he seen two more.

[Barbie]

That's why.

[DJ]

No real shit.

[Barbie]

Why I'm confused is because I was here. That's why I'm like, I made it. I was late.

[B. Him]

Oh, you made it. We were just saying. What was the la.

[Barbie]

Arguing with Fred.

[Fred]

Oh, okay.

[DJ]

So Fred, you the reason? Yeah, fuck Fred.

[Barbie]

Fuck Fred.

[DJ]

Fred wasn't holding down. Fred wasn't being solid. Did you tell Fred that you had to be at work?

[Fred]

Yeah, he said, know she had to be at work.

[DJ]

Yes.

[Barbie]

She care about is this motherfucker podcast? Fred is not my nigga, by the way. Maybe he's all she cared about is this podcast. But once I got there, I came here. That's why I'm confused. Cause I'm like, I was here.

[Fred]

It just took you a while. But anyway, you have a good weekend?

[Barbie]

I had an amazing weekend. I'm still drunk.

[DJ]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Cheers.

[DJ]

What was the best part of your weekend?

[Barbie]

The concert was absolutely amazing.

[DJ]

Yeah? You got a lot of footage from that.

[B. Him]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Bounce that ass like your friend do. They said Barbie was putting on her own show on that motherfucker.

[Barbie]

That's how it feels.

[DJ]

I paid her to perform.

[B. Him]

Yeah. They said, did I put Barbie on the bill?

[DJ]

I was like, damn. She had a lot of ISO moments.

[Barbie]

Me and Tik was the littest. Me and you was the littest.

[Fred]

I wasn't up there with you.

[Barbie]

Yes, you was upstairs. We wasn't trying to do it.

[B. Him]

Which one was which?

[Fred]

It was no footage of me out there.

[Barbie]

You and all the footage by you, not by me.

[Fred]

Oh, shit.

[B. Him]

Oh, yeah. The recap videos. I've seen about 18 of them. Every single one of them has Barbie for sure.

[DJ]

When Pimp and Swift got to they

[Fred]

play Jeezy doing they thing.

[DJ]

Yeah, you went crazy.

[Fred]

I was on the Jeez.

[B. Him]

Yeah. I ain't gonna lie. Shout out to be Swift Pimpsy, man. There was a webby set that was about 12 minutes. That was absolutely crazy.

[Fred]

Jeezy my. They put on wedding day, little mix. I said, yeah, y' all wanted me to turn up.

[B. Him]

Okay.

[Barbie]

I didn't sit down.

[DJ]

They went crazy, man.

[B. Him]

Nah, the vibes were definitely high again, man. Hey, it's 520 somewhere. Had two dope guest episodes, you know what I'm saying? Shout out to Lido. Shout out to Billy Gang on the way. Y' all went crazy, man, for sure. Tap in if you ain't familiar. All right, man, I'll go ahead and

[Fred]

show it here, man.

[B. Him]

It's hilarious. A woman and her father Had a conversation. He told his daughter to break up with her boyfriend because she hit his line about changing a tire.

[DJ]

You said what? Now?

[B. Him]

She's like, you know what I'm saying? Walk me through fixing the tire. He's like, ain't you with your boyfriend? Like, yeah, just walk me through it. Anyway, he said, step number one, break up with your nigga.

[Fred]

We just had this today at my sister house. The other day, they trying to say people can't fix tires. I know y' all know how to fix the tire.

[B. Him]

Changing plot. I can't.

[DJ]

I don't know how to change the tire, but I pay insurance. So Paul with the pickup truck is pulling up to change my tire.

[Fred]

Yeah, I know how to change the tire.

[Barbie]

So we gonna wait 30 minutes for Paul to pull up in his pickup

[B. Him]

truck on my mama. Yeah. Dude, is there. Somebody had to be quicker because I'm an Uber and get where I'm going, and then I'll come back to you.

[DJ]

I'm gonna go outside and do that.

[Barbie]

Just.

[DJ]

No, I. I'm not putting no donut on my.

[B. Him]

Oh, yeah. It's quiet. It is quiet.

[Fred]

I change the tire, man.

[B. Him]

If the circumstances. Now this.

[DJ]

On God. I'm changing the tire. If it's after 12am I' ma say it. Cause I don't want to wait. That's for sure. But as much as I pay for my insurance, if that is before midnight or somebody's getting a call.

[B. Him]

Yeah. If it's not a situation to where I feel like I'm in danger or I'm super straight or it's time crunches. Progressive will do their job amazingly and get me off the side of the road, bro.

[Fred]

This is funny as fuck, but this remind me of Lou.

[DJ]

Or Lou.

[B. Him]

He could have called Progress. Allstate. It is my back.

[DJ]

Progressive was gonna call the police on Lou.

[B. Him]

They was gonna make a call after that.

[Fred]

Oh, good.

[DJ]

Had a $8,800 bill Saturday night. We.

[B. Him]

God bless, man.

[DJ]

That is insane. Blowing every tire. That's. That's what. That's a different type of fee.

[B. Him]

That's a cartoon man. Shout out to our guy. Man. That is okay. Man up for the situation. Barbie. Are you judging the man who can't change the tire?

[Barbie]

Very much so. Yes.

[B. Him]

Okay.

[Fred]

Can you change your tire?

[Barbie]

No. I'm a girl now.

[B. Him]

You drove across nation.

[Fred]

Everybody wants to be a girl when it's time to put down some hard work in.

[Barbie]

Yeah. Trop. Definitely can My day.

[DJ]

It's an ex stud, though.

[Barbie]

She. She just is.

[Fred]

She is. And she can't figure you're a stud right now.

[DJ]

You don't locks.

[Barbie]

Does not mean I'm a stud.

[Fred]

Oh, okay.

[DJ]

Just leave me alone.

[Barbie]

All right, then try to stop trying to get. I don't want to learn to change a tire. I don't like doing manual labor. I don't even know how to like. I've just started like doing little stuff around the house with screwdrivers.

[DJ]

What do you do around the house though?

[Barbie]

Cook, clean.

[Fred]

And what can you make though? Like, what's your go to dish?

[Barbie]

My go to dish, probably something with some chicken. I only cook for nobody but me and my son. Sorry. Some baked chicken, some stuffed chicken, watermelon. No, I do like watermelon.

[DJ]

Wow.

[Barbie]

It's fire. Judge your mama.

[DJ]

Listen, so you real limited around the

[Barbie]

house, what I do?

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

As far as manual labor. No, I'm not trying to do all the objectives.

[DJ]

It's just like you just cook and

[B. Him]

clean your go to dish. Being baked chicken is crazy because I love to make chicken, but that walk

[Barbie]

around making tomahawks, it's just me and my yes man.

[Fred]

I'm supposed to be like, dude in the backyard, bruh.

[DJ]

I see you going crazy in the kitchen. Because this is, this is what I'll be telling you to always work on your game. You not preparing for a man. You always got to treat your son like, hey, son, when you get older, this is what your woman should do for you. But in the meantime, you working on your game. Because when you get you a nigga, finally he'll come in and be, you know what I mean?

[Fred]

Your period might be good by then.

[Barbie]

Yeah, my food is good now and

[DJ]

I know how to cook everything chicken seven different times a week. It's crazy.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I'm not even eating chicken that much. But he said, what's your go to dish?

[B. Him]

That's what I'm gonna fix up your house.

[DJ]

What's that movie?

[B. Him]

Bubblegum shrimp, barbecue shrimp taste shrimp, whatever.

[Fred]

You be here with a movie reference

[B. Him]

and don't go to the movies is absolutely hilarious.

[DJ]

I'm just saying, Barbie, you gotta kinda like, you ain't gonna win a nigga over. You can't cook.

[Barbie]

I can't. Why are you saying that I can't cook my baby. I got a toddler, like, forcing him to try to eat different things. He wants chicken nuggets and cheeseburgers.

[Fred]

Supposed to be like that one lady whose son be talking about light skinned dude.

[DJ]

Well, thinking sitting down, oh, God, she

[B. Him]

be getting together or he can't have no Regular woman.

[Fred]

Cause she be throwing y' all in here going crazy.

[DJ]

Remind me of my childhood. They want one cook every day, bro.

[Fred]

Got some vegetables to keep it healthy.

[B. Him]

But speaking of the fruit, have y' all seen the epidemic of people going around putting that Kool Aid and all that damn fruit?

[Barbie]

That's ridiculous.

[B. Him]

And selling them. Yeah, bro. They putting Kool Aid and sugar in, like, cans or, like, plastic things of fruit and selling them to. People call it Kool Aid fruit.

[DJ]

I ain't mad at that. We used to do that with pineapples.

[Barbie]

That's what they're doing it with.

[DJ]

Oh, with the pineapples. They know something.

[B. Him]

Yeah, they know diabetes.

[DJ]

That's a legendary hood trick right there.

[Barbie]

Watching them eat it is just, like, so cringy to me.

[DJ]

Put it in Smirnoff. You could freeze the pineapple chunks and put them in Smirno. That's back in the day, though.

[Fred]

That's how I felt about like. People used to eat pickles. Yeah, I used to have, like, hot Cheeto pickles and all that. I mean, that look nasty as.

[DJ]

Our pickles are good, though. You gotta.

[Fred]

Oh, that's crazy.

[DJ]

Go ahead. I mean, I love. I love. I love pickles. I love pickles. A good slice pickle is pretty good, bro. That's nice enough, man. Yeah, I like anything pickle, though. Look at m. Got like, pickle. Pickled greens, like pickled cabbage. Pickled cabbage is fire on top. But if you got a glizzy, it's fire. Pickled cabbage. It sound like dog might. It's called cha cha.

[B. Him]

Yeah, I know people who eat cha cha.

[DJ]

Yeah, cha cha is fire, bro.

[B. Him]

Anything pickled. I'm usually nothing like people eat pickled eggs. Pickle eggs, bro.

[Fred]

You just eat pickles by themselves?

[Barbie]

If I crave it. Well, yeah, Pickled onions are good.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Fred]

My sister used to buy a jar of pickles and eat them.

[DJ]

Nah, I ain't doing that.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that's.

[DJ]

You just eating them daily. That's crazy. But I'm putting a pickle on my sandwich, bro.

[B. Him]

And here was people who was taking the jars of pickles and putting taco season in them and mixing it up and eating them. And I was just like, yeah, arrest everybody doing that.

[Fred]

I used to pillage. Yeah, My sister put Larry's on her pickles.

[B. Him]

That is crazy.

[DJ]

It just give it. Just give that fruit bowl a different bite.

[Fred]

Oh, cool.

[Barbie]

It's fire.

[DJ]

Definitely, bro. Just eating a pickle. If you just after we went to the gas station that I walked out with a pickle y'. All Definitely.

[Fred]

I'm saying a lot of definitely. A lot of girls used to do that.

[DJ]

Yeah. I mean, too.

[Fred]

But I mean, I ain't never seen no buy a pickle.

[DJ]

It's a lot of them down south by the pickles, cuz. The hot ones and they just. They pull up like a. In the bag and come in the bag, bro. They drink and they bite it. I swear to God.

[Fred]

They do.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Fred]

Pickle.

[DJ]

Yes, bro. That's a real thing.

[B. Him]

Yeah. Usually who have guns on their ways who go in there and buy that. Right? Hey, it was funny.

[Fred]

Cut that. That sound clearance.

[B. Him]

Yeah. I don't want to watch you eat that, bro. Shout out to our guy, JJ Legendary episode he had tapped in. They was like, why y' all say nothing about JJ Kango? I said, you say something about J. I dare you. Some. You gotta let them just cook.

[Fred]

Yeah, yeah. He got a different sense of fashion, bro.

[DJ]

He always getting some off, dude. He dressed different all the time.

[B. Him]

Yeah, some people are exempt, bro. Let them cook for sure. Speaking of embarrassing significant others, Barb, what's worse? You having to change the time for your man or you having to do this for your man?

[Fred]

Yeah. Picking.

[Barbie]

I was like, is he tall or. She has him. I'm scared of her.

[B. Him]

Yeah, she'll help him in the house, man.

[Barbie]

Why you that loose? Oh, yeah. She nothing but. Oh, and her sister right behind her. I wouldn't be a fight too.

[B. Him]

It's different for sure.

[DJ]

You should never be that loose in a club.

[B. Him]

Yeah. I don't know what your day look like, but okay. Your daddy.

[Fred]

They look like Fella shouldn't be that

[DJ]

drunk in the club, though.

[B. Him]

Yeah, you out of pocket. And you was outside the wife beater.

[Fred]

I haven't been that drunk, though.

[DJ]

At my house.

[B. Him]

In public. No, but yes.

[Fred]

I ain't never been that drunk.

[B. Him]

Hey, Butler.

[Fred]

Yes.

[B. Him]

Okay.

[DJ]

At my house, I've been that pill for sure.

[B. Him]

Yeah. NJ Orange juice camera into me for a whole weekend.

[DJ]

I smacked the whole. I used to drink pineapple Seagram gin, and I was drunk about close to a liter.

[B. Him]

That seeing it ginna make you sin.

[DJ]

It just tastes so good when it was cold, bro. That was juice.

[Fred]

I never heard of that.

[DJ]

You was rich when we was drinking that. You. You was already drinking premium bottles by the time you start drinking.

[Barbie]

College days, you'll drink anything.

[B. Him]

Yeah, yeah, that.

[DJ]

He wasn't a drinker when he was in school, so.

[Fred]

Nah, hell no. I ain't touching that. I was scared in my life.

[B. Him]

By the way, what's the most embarrassing thing you had to do for a significant other. Somebody you talk to that you can share.

[Barbie]

She share everything while they were drunk

[B. Him]

or just any situation. You had to step up and do something that was more not in your role of the woman in the situation.

[Fred]

Smacking that shit.

[B. Him]

I don't know.

[Barbie]

I can't think of nothing. I automatically went to wiping his ass, but we already talked about that, so.

[B. Him]

Well, I guess that does absolutely count.

[Fred]

Yeah, that was pretty eating this chicken.

[Barbie]

I am not a cna.

[Fred]

Wow.

[B. Him]

Well, might as well be get your

[DJ]

crush as y' all talk about. I thought you had a whole list of that you do for that you would never do again. It don't seem like you ever did. It don't seem like serious. That's the way you ever did for what's so bad.

[Fred]

They just is cool, bro.

[Barbie]

They are. They are. They are actually cool to just not be in a relationship with like I'm cool. I think I just want to, you

[DJ]

know, get plucked and keep it moving and.

[Barbie]

Yeah. And pied. Plucked and pied.

[Fred]

Yeah, her get her a shirt made. Plucked and pied.

[Barbie]

Plucked and pied. That's all I want to do.

[Fred]

She just want to get plucked and popped. She just wanna and get it.

[Barbie]

I was like, I don't know what you talking about.

[Fred]

You know that song she just wanna. I don't know the words. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. They like. She just wanna get her be.

[Barbie]

So what keep playing with me you doing to me? It is. We like it according to Malk's podcast.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah. Pop be pin all over this.

[B. Him]

I think it's.

[Fred]

What's that? Boogie. Hey, Boogie. Lean. What's the nigga name?

[B. Him]

I ain't gonna let y' all say what y' all said about Malk downstairs, man. Respect to his 520 somewhere. What he said they put some allegations on my boy. Man, we ain't gonna bring it on camera.

[Barbie]

Nah, we need to.

[DJ]

No, we are.

[Barbie]

He's a nasty mother.

[DJ]

What he do?

[Barbie]

He cracked somebody on our couch.

[Fred]

That's alleged.

[B. Him]

Not proven. We're not gonna put that smoke on crack.

[DJ]

Somebody on their couch.

[Barbie]

He said he did.

[Fred]

Yes.

[DJ]

Why, Nephew, you got your own couch.

[Barbie]

Kiki said go to your own suite.

[DJ]

He got his own suite downstairs.

[B. Him]

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[B. Him]

It was just like it just happened in the moment.

[Barbie]

Y' all should have never been in there, right?

[Fred]

Like, yeah, this, the new sister girl said this.

[DJ]

Oh, it's nice.

[B. Him]

Hot.

[Barbie]

Likes he did it on some eventual stuff.

[B. Him]

Yeah, he said it's falling right now

[DJ]

and they got a white couch, y'.

[B. Him]

All.

[DJ]

I know that's a white couch mouth for you to hoop on. That is crazy, bro.

[Barbie]

Oh boy, he's disgusting. We came in the other day, the whole couch is soaking wet and Mike's like, Malk said he spilled water on it.

[Fred]

I'm like, feed on the couch.

[Barbie]

Like what?

[DJ]

Like I let her go crazy.

[Barbie]

It was like a trap spot.

[DJ]

Do that little trick there.

[Barbie]

That's disrespectful.

[Fred]

Them, they go, they go spot, they go bad. This One joking.

[DJ]

Oh, my God.

[B. Him]

Allegations, Allen. Allegedly. Guys, it's all performative. It's all jokes, guys.

[Fred]

Golly.

[DJ]

Out of pocket, man.

[B. Him]

Go ahead, play this. Yeah, I know you little Popeyes, man. It ran out the machine, so they was pouring two liters. Go ahead and play it. Is this out of pocket, yes or no?

[Fred]

They just pouring, boys.

[B. Him]

Two liters.

[DJ]

Love that.

[Fred]

I'm cool.

[B. Him]

Absolutely nothing.

[Barbie]

I've done that before. My first job was McDonald's. We used to have to do that.

[B. Him]

What do you mean, y'?

[Fred]

All.

[B. Him]

The machine went down.

[Barbie]

The machine was messed up. You gotta keep going.

[DJ]

What the fuck I talking about, nigga? You getting the same product. The nigga cracking open.

[Fred]

She got her hand around her hand

[B. Him]

at the end of that. Yeah, like, I did not ask for this. I know the machine ain't the cleanest, but your hands, I don't want that

[DJ]

Machine is not the cleanest.

[B. Him]

It's not. It's probably never been cleaner.

[DJ]

Give me that bottle.

[Barbie]

Pour it up, Mary.

[DJ]

Yeah, for sure now. Y' all is. Yeah, y' all is too bougie.

[Fred]

My fault. No disrespect to that drink. That drink tastes like eighth grade.

[DJ]

Damn.

[Fred]

Damn.

[B. Him]

What the hell?

[Fred]

You know, like when your mom. Never mind. Not my mama, but like, you know, somebody give you a drink when you little. I just say, have a sip now.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah, that's what.

[Fred]

That shit tastes a little harsh. Yeah, that shit tastes like tequila. What? Can't say.

[B. Him]

Oh, it's nasty as.

[Fred]

Yeah, like eighth grade, man.

[DJ]

Respect the Barbie.

[Fred]

First time my uncle gave me a

[DJ]

little T, she said she was still drunk, so.

[B. Him]

Well, yeah, it's gonna keep her there for sure.

[Fred]

You try it?

[DJ]

Yeah, I hit it anyway. I ain't really a margarita, kind of.

[Fred]

Yeah, that ain't what I'm talking about.

[B. Him]

I'm mad. I've been looking for the. The Henny flavors. They don't get them in the city until the end of June. But the Henny bottles, they got the flavors. The iced tea, the berry and the margarita. I need all that, bro.

[DJ]

I never had that. You Henny.

[B. Him]

They already mixed

[Barbie]

some supporters. They drove up, they had some. It was something at 5:20 day.

[B. Him]

Damn.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Damn.

[Fred]

Mix Tennessee. Yeah, bro.

[B. Him]

It's already ready to go, bro. All you gotta do is crack hands. My dog said he got me some on the way. I'm excited. I'm gonna tap in, shout out to the history.

[DJ]

That's probably fire in the freezer, too.

[B. Him]

But that's out of pocket. I don't want a beverage that's what I gotta do. Tell me that. Because if I want a Coke, bro,

[DJ]

and I got a bottle, I could pour you some, bro.

[B. Him]

I can go to the gas station right now.

[DJ]

Yeah, I think it's. Do it at barbecues and y' all gonna get y' all something to drink, Bro.

[Fred]

I usually drink out. I usually get my own little can at the barbecue. I don't really see two liters at the barbecues.

[Barbie]

I'm just keeping it real because y' all so fancy.

[Fred]

But they got a 2 liter at the barbecue for.

[B. Him]

And honestly, if you don't get a case

[Fred]

a thousand of your barbecues, bro, I dare see you with a 2 liter on the thing.

[B. Him]

Nice individual serving, bro.

[DJ]

I get. I get cans and I buy, like, simply Lemonade and shit for people.

[B. Him]

That's fair. Cause you're probably mixing that with.

[DJ]

I do that.

[Fred]

Yeah. But that's to make a drink.

[DJ]

But I'm saying. No, I'm saying that's for everybody. Don't drink Coke and Pepsi and Sprite and fancy.

[Fred]

They don't drink Coke, just do Coke.

[DJ]

But y' all think it's out of pocket. So y' all don't buy. Y' all don't even buy 2 literatures

[Fred]

for the crib, Man, I ain't bought a pop at my house. I ain't bought a grocery in there. Damn. It's been about.

[B. Him]

About eight years.

[Fred]

I bought a grocery

[B. Him]

day.

[Fred]

If I buy groceries, and I'll live with somebody. Whoa.

[Barbie]

Now, when you get in there and it's all chicken, don't say nothing,

[DJ]

okay?

[Fred]

You don't buy it, it's gonna be goddamn avocados.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Fred]

Some type of.

[DJ]

A lot of fruit.

[Barbie]

My son loves fruit.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Juice. And she probably buy the. Okay, you're not buying.

[Fred]

We got. We got a Powerade, Gatorade, and we got waters.

[B. Him]

I drink water, alcohol. Some Capri Suns in there, too. But anything else, any juice you get, it's on you. I'm not copping. I ain't mad at it, though.

[DJ]

What the fuck?

[B. Him]

Water, Alcohol, bro. For the little ones, man. That's how I go, man.

[DJ]

You buy Capri Suns?

[B. Him]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[DJ]

Water and liquor.

[Fred]

Yes. That's a filthy combination. We got power.

[B. Him]

Yes, bro.

[DJ]

Well, y' all is out of control.

[Fred]

Water.

[DJ]

You need to have the minute mage. Just all kind of.

[Fred]

You damn near bad for you.

[DJ]

Capri sun.

[B. Him]

Never disrespect Caprice.

[DJ]

It's pure, wet aluminum.

[B. Him]

A cold Capri sun.

[DJ]

Pacific cooler is crazy.

[Fred]

Every time, buying a Capri. Usually that make Me mad you drink them shits in two sips.

[B. Him]

Well, they do have the ones that come in caps like classic Steven Capri Sun. That was a crazy.

[DJ]

What are you doing?

[Fred]

I don't do that. They said she can get a bunny bath. High school, we had a on our team with a His pause. He had a strong ass nigga. A big ass Nick that nigga little toe. He could blow a bubble with a Laffy Taffy damn.

[B. Him]

He's talking about Lou was a brave boy.

[DJ]

Oh, he definitely brave.

[Fred]

Oh, Greg Bill about kill that dude.

[B. Him]

That's one of his grave

[DJ]

Capri sun ice. It's definitely a quick beverage. Two seconds is you get that all down in one sip.

[Fred]

Boy, you and that look different. Oh, that's strong. Little is if you gave your kid if you gave your kids a capucan to go to field trip.

[B. Him]

They shitty, bro.

[Fred]

They thirsty as on that.

[DJ]

They come with the lunchable.

[Fred]

They thirsty.

[DJ]

You gotta put another one in the bag.

[Fred]

Yeah, you do.

[B. Him]

Gotta pack two.

[Barbie]

And it's not the juice. You're gonna be dehydrated after drinking that anyways.

[Fred]

Oh, God.

[B. Him]

Oh, man.

[DJ]

That is crazy.

[B. Him]

Also want to go orders? I definitely don't order beverages. I'm nothing if it don't come like, with a lid on it already tightened, bro. I can't do it, bro.

[Fred]

Let me ask y' all this, though. Like, when y' all was young, did y' all parents used to, like, pack y' all lunch when you're on field trip, or are you able to get a Capri Sun? What's it called? The lunchable?

[B. Him]

When I was little. Yeah, that. That. My mom.

[DJ]

My parents pull up with lunch.

[Fred]

You got lunchable. Oh, my mama was. My mama would never. She's packing your. And it ain't got no lunch bag. You got a grocery sack.

[B. Him]

All right, all right, man.

[DJ]

Like a Walmart bag. You didn't get the brown paper bag joint?

[Fred]

Nah, hell no. My mom used to put you a sandwich in there, some chips, cookie, tie your shit up. Mitchell had the Lunchables. I know your sister. My mama. Your mama, my sister. I already know she was coming. Yeah, y' all think it's leftovers?

[Barbie]

We had cute lunch books.

[Fred]

Y' all go up there with a four piece.

[DJ]

I definitely used to have fried chicken wings.

[Fred]

Yeah, that's. That's how they was.

[DJ]

Two wings, two legs.

[Advertiser]

Damn.

[Fred]

They was coming on the field trip for sure. One time she sent Babe with some spaghetti. I said, come on, man. What y' all do better? She can't warm that Up. I said, she can't warm that up. Listen, they going to the zoo. She gave some spaghetti.

[DJ]

Oh, God. It's microwaves. At the zoo. I used. I am so glad that you triggered that memory. I used to take high food everywhere because I used to always say and I knew this at a young age, so I was probably destined to be fat than a. I used to always say, it's no way we going to a place that people work and there's no break room. Where's the break room?

[Fred]

You don't work here.

[DJ]

I was asking for the break rooms at these field trips at 8 years

[Barbie]

old, bro, he wasn't fat when he was little.

[DJ]

No, I just always ate good and shit.

[Fred]

You ain't never seen that nigga when he was in the club. You never seen that picture.

[Barbie]

I thought he looked Chucky in that picture.

[DJ]

Nah, nah, that's a different one.

[Barbie]

Oh, okay.

[DJ]

But when Paris was hot. Shout out to Paris James.

[Barbie]

I can't imagine his face not like

[Fred]

what you trying to say. He couldn't be in shape at that point in his life.

[Barbie]

I want to see it.

[Fred]

He used to play basketball.

[DJ]

Yeah, I was little for a little bit, but I was never under 180.

[Fred]

Yeah, he used to play basketball, though.

[DJ]

Never one under 180. But everybody got. If you go to a. I don't give. If we go to Discovery Zone, they get a break room.

[Fred]

That's definitely a break room. But I'm not asking. Can you warm up my.

[DJ]

This is. This is why. Hey, technology got where it keep your food warm and now and cold all day. When you was a kid, Malcolm lunch was soggy than a. By the time you got to the

[Fred]

field trip, he ain't care.

[DJ]

You start school at 8. The field trip don't kick off till 12.

[Fred]

Just ate chicken from three days ago.

[B. Him]

Yeah,

[DJ]

two years. But I'm saying shout out to my.

[Fred]

That got gal for real, man.

[DJ]

Yeah, I raced against that this weekend. Feed them there fell off.

[B. Him]

Wait, time out. That was your matchup?

[Fred]

No, no, no.

[DJ]

Is a little heavy.

[B. Him]

Hey, the picture of being here in

[Fred]

the recorder when you win that hilarious.

[DJ]

You can't even see that in the background.

[Fred]

Man are stupid, man.

[Barbie]

Respect like beh about the race. I said who? That was hilarious.

[B. Him]

That was hilarious.

[Fred]

You think you could beat be him in a race?

[DJ]

No.

[Barbie]

We should try it.

[Fred]

You think you could beat King in the race? The nigga he raced?

[Barbie]

Yeah, I could beat him in the race.

[Fred]

Yeah, right.

[Barbie]

Boy Be h dusted his ass.

[B. Him]

You had to cheat to beat Your son in that race. I was going to bring that up, you know what I'm saying? You had to cheat little homie to win in the race at home. You know what I'm saying? Respect to the household, but watch out. Yeah, that ain't fair.

[Barbie]

He's a sore loser.

[B. Him]

As it should be, man. Makes you want to win more. Go ahead, load it up here, man. They are doing a. A prime time movie about how to catch a predator. Robert Pattinson is going to play Chris Hansen. Yes. This is the trailer.

[Fred]

What would have happened?

[B. Him]

He got the too. It's crazy.

[Fred]

You see how this looks right in south.

[DJ]

Man must be held accountable for the

[Fred]

decisions that he makes.

[B. Him]

They're making this look like a.

[DJ]

Well, there's something you should know,

[Fred]

Christian.

[B. Him]

Yeah, they're making a movie. It comes out real soon. I was really surprised they made a movie off the show, but I imagine gonna talk about a lot of things that we didn't know behind the scenes because they said a lot of the stuff that happened while they had to shut the showdown was because some of the people that they was catching was like, of importance.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah, they need Peter Guns on there.

[Fred]

No, he was doing Cheaters, bro.

[DJ]

I'm saying the hosted, not as a.

[Fred]

He was doing Cheaters.

[DJ]

He's just a good host. Peter Gun jumped out of one fan. One said,

[Barbie]

I'm back here dying, dude.

[B. Him]

Said, hey, I watch your show.

[Fred]

He's actually loving hip hop.

[B. Him]

You shooting all your women,

[Fred]

Man.

[B. Him]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Think of Peter Guns is legendary, bro.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[B. Him]

I don't know where they're going in direction with this movie, but I am here to see it.

[Fred]

I'm going. I'm going to watch that.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that looks really good from the trailer.

[DJ]

I can't watch it.

[Barbie]

But Peter Guns on Cheaters, there's no way.

[Fred]

You ever seen the episode of the Boondocks when they did To Catch a Freshman?

[B. Him]

Oh, I know who you are. I like you.

[Fred]

At least I call you Chris Hansen.

[DJ]

Oh, so nigga was gay.

[Barbie]

It was Flea Johnson.

[Fred]

It was. Yeah, yeah.

[B. Him]

You have to watch the movie.

[DJ]

Johnson is on the boondock.

[Fred]

Yes, bro, you got. Can you run it, please?

[B. Him]

I love Flea Johnson. Oh, I know who you are.

[Fred]

You said you love.

[Barbie]

I love him. He's hilarious.

[Fred]

Oh, no, he's hilarious.

[DJ]

Talking about Luther Vandross, bro. I said that out of.

[Barbie]

I wonder if he's still married. They said he got on a. Got a wife. Please.

[B. Him]

He has been married.

[DJ]

You shitting me?

[Barbie]

He got a wife.

[Fred]

Got no damn wife.

[B. Him]

I'm gonna tell you this. I really, really say people need to be behind bars. But he's one of those niggas that they could have kept a little bit longer.

[Barbie]

I love booty.

[DJ]

I love booty.

[Fred]

That nigga have a wife.

[Barbie]

Yeah. After he got out.

[DJ]

Wow.

[Fred]

I ain't see that part.

[Barbie]

I don't never want a relationship that bad.

[B. Him]

Yeah. Behead. This is how the episode started, bro. Yeah.

[Fred]

I call him Chris Hands. He said, you are now on Catch a Predator. He said, I know, I know.

[B. Him]

He ain't know anybody.

[Fred]

Any hard way. She want to do it the hard way. Damn.

[B. Him]

What I care for no little boys. I ain't got no cookies or man,

[Fred]

I came for, man. Yo, that show is nuts. Beh, if you bore one day, bro,

[B. Him]

you're never going to be upset, bro. It's one of the greatest shows ever.

[Fred]

Every episode is fire, bro. Yeah, bro. You got one about chicken. About with chicken. Oh, my God.

[DJ]

How this did not get cancelled, bro?

[B. Him]

Tyler Perry stopped him for a minute, bro.

[Fred]

Listen, they got Tyler Perry episode.

[B. Him]

He lost it, bro. That's part of the reason why sh got shut down.

[Fred]

They got one by R. Kelly.

[B. Him]

It's one, bro. I promise you, bro.

[DJ]

I could give you on like, what

[Fred]

channel was this on, Dawson, I think. Yeah, they got one. It's just like. Never mind. R. Kelly1 Funny, bro. You should.

[B. Him]

R. Kelly was hilarious. Martin Luther King come got a mask on the whole. Yes, bro. The aura. The episode with Usher's crazy. Nah, you have to watch it at some point in your life.

[Fred]

The one with Usher makes so much sense now with his. Yeah, his concert. You guys watching.

[B. Him]

He was doing his concert before the concerts, for sure.

[Fred]

Way back then, bro.

[B. Him]

He has to watch it, bro.

[Fred]

It's like the Simpsons for black people.

[B. Him]

Yes. And it's rumored that in the New Friday movie that Amigur is supposed to be the writer, one of the producers on there. So I'm very excited if that ever comes to fruition. I know they said it's official, but I'll wait till I see a trailer for real. But if he's a part of New Friday, I know that's just going to be hilarious for sure.

[DJ]

Wow, bro. That's out of pocket.

[B. Him]

Yeah. While we here talking about movie TV shows, have y' all seen Nemesis on Netflix?

[Fred]

I watched it, everybody. I didn't get finished.

[B. Him]

The dude who look like Jaylen Brown is hilarious. I like Nemesis. I try to call it a power knockoff. I mean, it is what it is, but I enjoyed Nemesis for what it was. I don't like my shows to be that realistic because it's a TV show.

[Fred]

What is the. The Burrows you seen?

[B. Him]

I haven't started yet, but I've seen that on there. I'm gonna tap in for sure.

[Fred]

I like that one.

[B. Him]

I just finished Men on Fire. I started it with Metal. Fire is Heat, too.

[Fred]

I'm starting to see that. They talking about a lot of not to get into any conspiracies or anything like that. That ain't what we promote. But it's just a lot of alien shows coming out. And I'm like, on my own, man. I don't be liking when they start doing. Cause every time something they start playing, a lot of it should be happening. So should I be ready to see?

[DJ]

I think aliens is on the way.

[B. Him]

They've been here, bro.

[Fred]

They've been here, bro.

[B. Him]

I'll get in my conspiratorship while I've been here, bro.

[Fred]

I don't know.

[B. Him]

To think that we're the smartest life form in the world, bro, for the dumb we be doing is crazy. I ain't even about to get too deep in it. But the decisions we make. If we was the only niggas out here and the way going, bro, we would have been gone. We would have been gone, bro. Some of our decisions we make, dad. It's insane.

[Fred]

Come on.

[Barbie]

Would y' all get a robot?

[DJ]

Yeah.

[B. Him]

No, I seen our robot.

[DJ]

Yeah, I would.

[B. Him]

You get a robot?

[DJ]

Yeah, I want Kim K got.

[Fred]

I seen that one show with a dog. What's it called? Molly or some shit like that. Megan. Yeah, I'm cool.

[DJ]

Yeah, I ain't see those.

[B. Him]

Yeah, I'm even cool off the little ones.

[DJ]

I'll clean up and do everything.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm saying. I would want it to make my life easier, but it's just like, you wouldn't stay with me. But it's crazy because, I mean, it could get there.

[B. Him]

So you want to be a deadbeat robot parent?

[Barbie]

Yeah. Like, just be like a mate, like, come do everything, then leave. You ain't.

[Fred]

No, you can't. It's people that actually do that for a real job.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Fred]

Ain't gotta be a robot.

[DJ]

Yeah, they can be a human form.

[B. Him]

I mean, yeah, they gonna clean your house. And there's people losing jobs right now.

[Fred]

And we were robots.

[DJ]

I mean, they for the low.

[Fred]

Yeah, they definitely.

[B. Him]

Y' all wake up and that look over you.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm saying, like.

[DJ]

No, I'm saying the robot. I would just, like. Because I think it's the shit's funny to just have a robot that you can make do anything. But she talking about clean up the house. I just. I'm cool on that.

[B. Him]

Go bust down that kitchen real quick.

[DJ]

Yeah, I caught Maddie. Do that.

[Fred]

I don't want no real up n.

[B. Him]

You gonna wake up like my D. Ray J. This is him in the hospital after being mocked out.

[Fred]

He went to the hospital.

[B. Him]

He's selling this, bro.

[DJ]

Focus on him.

[Barbie]

When I seen. I thought that was 50 cent from when he did that movie.

[B. Him]

He lost all that weight.

[Barbie]

That's what I thought. I'm like, oh, man. Ranger.

[DJ]

Hey, stop laughing at you saying this. Supposed to be dead two months ago.

[Fred]

Oh, he talk crazy, bro. He said his eyes was leaking blood.

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah, I remember hearing that.

[B. Him]

Remember he's on stage, the heart monitor. Somebody took it. He said, I need that back when I'm gonna die.

[DJ]

Didn't he ask to do the show or something? Like, did y' all say something? I haven't. Ray J. On yeah, I don't remember you said something about that. I'm about to say I'm glad we

[Fred]

did show for show. Didn't ask.

[B. Him]

Nah, he definitely didn't ask, but. Oh, he asked for a fee.

[DJ]

Oh, brother. Oh, okay. That's what it was. Okay, happy people.

[B. Him]

That's what he was saying. He had that much time left. He said, I better book me now while you can.

[Fred]

Damn, that did a fight. He got his nose broke. What do you say? Got a concussion. What is it?

[DJ]

Where's all that bandaged up on him? I thought he had got a shirt on.

[B. Him]

They got all the monitors on him. He said, free him, Ray J. He can leave it anytime.

[DJ]

Free bro from whatever he going through, man. Respect.

[B. Him]

I went to the movies to see Obsession. People was talking about that. It was decent. It was definitely a. A funny white movie. But if you've ever been in a relationship or dealt with the opposite sex, I would suggest you go see it. It is hilarious. And not for the reasons why you should go see the movie, bro.

[DJ]

It teach you how to be in a relationship?

[B. Him]

No, it just deals with the back and forth dialogue between man and woman and it is hilarious. Basically. Not to spoiler. He basically wishes for this girl to be obsessed with him and she's like super obsessed with him. And as soon as it happens, he is nothing on her. And it is funny as sounds about right.

[DJ]

Oh, Lord, it.

[Barbie]

Oh, I'm go check it out.

[DJ]

What's the. What you call that? Love bombing.

[Fred]

You haven't been obsessed with Somebody obsessed with everybody.

[B. Him]

Oh, that was good ass. What's up with everybody?

[Fred]

There go that rock.

[DJ]

Barbie.

[Fred]

Live Place Rock. 2, 1.

[DJ]

No Barbie. A rider, though. She probably has, though,

[Barbie]

until it expires and then it's like, I never knew you.

[Fred]

Like, you don't see nobody else but them.

[B. Him]

Total vision.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that's what. Like, if I'm in a relationship, I'm like, that's it, you know?

[B. Him]

But you never become obsessed before the relationship.

[Barbie]

Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes it don't last long, though. You got a couple of things, and I'll be like, all right, I'm done.

[Fred]

You wasn't obsessed for real?

[DJ]

Yeah, it wasn't real.

[Barbie]

No.

[B. Him]

Not a real lover. That's what they said.

[Barbie]

Lust.

[DJ]

Barbie got too many aches, though. I'm sure. So what she's saying is probably true.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I just be chilling. No, I think it's okay to be alone.

[B. Him]

Those magical words. Love bomb.

[DJ]

I agree with. Oh, God, I agree with that.

[B. Him]

Gaslighting.

[Barbie]

Yeah, those are real words. I don't know why y' all say it's not.

[B. Him]

It's not. It's made up.

[Barbie]

Oh, it's so hot in here.

[DJ]

I don't like love bombing, though. I don't like that word.

[B. Him]

My favorite.

[DJ]

Because I feel like niggas be genuinely liking girls and then they just tired of them. Yeah, you just get tired of a.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I understand that more than anybody, but.

[DJ]

Cause got tired of you.

[Barbie]

No, I get tired of. Probably got tired. Let me choose my words wisely.

[B. Him]

The love bomber is funny because it's just like, girls tell you, give me your best effort now to keep me in. Then they do it and they realize, oh, damn, you ain't. I did all this nothing.

[DJ]

Yeah, yeah.

[Barbie]

The guy realizes you're not nothing.

[B. Him]

Or, I mean, if the effort ain't equal, you'd be like, I did all this, and she still act like this. Man, fuck her.

[DJ]

Oh, God.

[Fred]

DJ hate women.

[Barbie]

Effort's not equal. That makes sense.

[Fred]

I just had to bring that back.

[B. Him]

They do it every week.

[DJ]

I definitely didn't fucked with a girl before, and we was going full throttle, and then it just. I shut it down.

[Barbie]

What be the disconnect?

[B. Him]

It just be that moment.

[DJ]

Yeah, you not lit no more.

[Barbie]

Because I seen on the Internet, they were like, you get it. You. You chase a girl, and then once you get her, it's like, oh, the chase is over. I asking a girl like, so I

[DJ]

ain't chasing nobody, but feel like just when you just involving yourself with a girl, y' all having so Much fun them first few months be cool and then it just get wicked.

[Fred]

Then she say you think you can buy me this?

[Barbie]

Oh that's worse reacting that before the first few months.

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[B. Him]

That's when all that's the problem.

[DJ]

But that's be the first red flag then, because why are you asking me to buy you something out the gate like that?

[Barbie]

Well, typically. And most guys come in just buying stuff. So.

[DJ]

I mean, stop saying most guys.

[Fred]

I think it's cool when they just want to buy you something on their own.

[DJ]

Thank you.

[Fred]

But then when y' all start asking for it or need requiring. Yeah.

[DJ]

That the vibes up, they be like, damn.

[B. Him]

Like, oh, yeah, I'm having a bad day.

[Fred]

I'll watch.

[B. Him]

I came up a little short on something. The day's already bad.

[Fred]

Can't get anymore.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I tell my go to sleep. Sleep that off.

[B. Him]

Try again tomorrow.

[DJ]

Louis Vuitton ain't gonna. I promise you that.

[B. Him]

That AES bill was behind two weeks before you met me. I am not about to say.

[Barbie]

Don't you talk about a yes.

[DJ]

Don't trick me now. Now I do.

[B. Him]

That's a real tricking right there.

[DJ]

I do hate when girls ask to pay bills. That's behind because what the would you go do you know what I mean, if I couldn't pull up?

[Fred]

That's. That's just people in general.

[DJ]

And why did you let this bill get this behind? I'm talking about. Yeah, it is. But I'm talking about when I'm dealing

[Fred]

with you, like I don't care who you it'd be girl my homeboy way.

[DJ]

What I with that, though? Like all my somebody like hard time talking about a girl that you know, just is full of and on some gold digger. Why your bills behind? Why you want to go to the Louis store and this light bill 3,000. You crazy.

[B. Him]

Ain't no way you telling me you behind your cell phone bill.

[DJ]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People get up in situations. I get that. I'm talking about the girl that want to go shopping and yo, you know what I mean? You want a bag with your car, not your car about to get repoed.

[Fred]

I don't know. I ain't never met no girl like that.

[Barbie]

I'm gonna say the. The girls that are like that, though, they Cool. Them. The guys that they entertaining go for the shit because the guy before bought her a Chanel bag. So the next guy like, oh, she got a Chanel bag. I gotta do this.

[Fred]

Oh, you think they'd be as complicated?

[Barbie]

Yeah, so. So them girls are absolutely fine. So then when you actually get with a regular girl you already like. I don't wanna deal with this shit. Oh, damn. She said she hungry. She trying to use me for food. And just weird. The gender war shit needs to stop.

[DJ]

I agree.

[B. Him]

I agree with the gender. Worse need to stop.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I just think the relationship just need to go with the flow, man. If we vibing and a nigga buy you something cool. Well, for you to think that's a nigga supposed to. All right, nigga. We've been dating three months now. I got a light bill that could

[Barbie]

champion stuff like that is different, but, like, flowers and dates and stuff like that. Is you supposed to do that?

[DJ]

So how long before nigga got to pay one of your bills before you like, all right, nigga, Now I definitely need help on this. Goddamn.

[Barbie]

No, I help. And now at my big age, I'm not asking a man for nothing. Like, if you want to do something, do it.

[Fred]

But I hate when people do that.

[Barbie]

What?

[Fred]

If you want to do it, do it. And if a nigga don't do it. Now, you knew I needed this bill. You're gonna be mad at me.

[DJ]

That's what the girl say. Don't date a nigga that watch you struggle, bitch.

[B. Him]

Why was you struggling?

[Barbie]

Yeah, like, watching me.

[B. Him]

You see me thriving, you should start watching me now.

[Barbie]

Listen, I've been that girl before. I've been that girl before. And like, now my big age, like, my ego is too big or. I know what comes with a guy that is willing to just do everything that you want is not. It's not the guy that you actually want or need. Because it's just like, he be coming with a lot of drama. It ain't even worth it. Like, pay my own bills and. Yeah. So I don't know.

[Fred]

I respect.

[Barbie]

It's different. The game.

[DJ]

Nigga paying all your bills. You. He coming to that. Like, please. From the butt.

[Barbie]

They want butt anyway, so might as well pay a bill.

[B. Him]

That's either. And that's how. That's how get tricky. I'm just saying that's how people end

[Fred]

up with a baby.

[B. Him]

My 45.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Oh, God.

[Fred]

Hey.

[B. Him]

Oh.

[Fred]

How old was he?

[Barbie]

He was 60. 30 years my senior.

[DJ]

Damn, Barbie.

[Barbie]

He gonna be the one I called AES and paid the bill for you. Now, come on, let's Louie's story, huh?

[Fred]

You liked it like you like the date.

[Barbie]

Did I like the date? Oh, yeah. He was really cool. He was. He was super chill.

[DJ]

He can crack.

[Barbie]

I ain't cracking nobody, so I can't I mean, I'm not

[DJ]

start liking the they just category everything. They don't want the she don't want to up this vibe at all. I'm just celibate.

[Barbie]

Hey, OG If I want to crack, I'm a crack. That ain't got nothing to do. That's just if you. If you ready. You ready.

[DJ]

Get you something else to play with, boy. Let her hold down that

[Fred]

she out

[DJ]

here throwing that like rice at a whip.

[Barbie]

He was a lie.

[Fred]

You should have just seen her at 5.

[DJ]

You should have seen her at 5.

[Fred]

20.

[B. Him]

You said you ain't do that in the few weeks now.

[Barbie]

He got a Lamborghini. Don't play with me on.

[B. Him]

Oh, he got a Lambo.

[Barbie]

He got a Lambo.

[B. Him]

Lambo.

[Barbie]

Just cuz I rode it. It don't mean nothing.

[B. Him]

I a you riding this Lambo.

[DJ]

Yeah.

[Fred]

Don't den him on these seats, baby.

[DJ]

You don't keep playing with OG might be on the top.

[Fred]

Actually a matter of fact, he probably cut you off.

[Barbie]

I'm sure.

[DJ]

Does he have a chance?

[Fred]

I'm ghost Sunset tomorrow.

[Barbie]

Yeah, that's. Yeah, he's super cool. I'm not. I don't want to date nobody right now, y'.

[B. Him]

All.

[Fred]

So it's like I'm doing something Lamborghini.

[Barbie]

I don't want to date nobody, man.

[Fred]

You lying.

[Barbie]

I'm telling you, I don't. My piece is just beautiful.

[B. Him]

Oh, man, he's 60 years old.

[Fred]

He can't have too much drama.

[Barbie]

Yeah, I'm just saying, like I was

[DJ]

60 and single and the on her on a podcast playing with me like

[Barbie]

he watched he watched the podcast.

[DJ]

Lamborghini talking about she's selling me listen.

[B. Him]

I'm gonna clip that up. Oh, oh, really?

[Fred]

So you act like you ain't showing

[DJ]

that in the circle that crack out the gate. But God damn Barbie, it sound like my man don't have no chance.

[Barbie]

Were you telling me to crack out the date out the gate? Wait, we just started talking.

[Fred]

I'm just l been talking.

[Barbie]

How long was that episode? Like not even a month ago. We just started talking.

[Fred]

What? What happened?

[Barbie]

He got a lot of you little young freaks. So he good. He's. He's held over.

[Fred]

Yeah. Damn. Okay.

[DJ]

OG you tell she been troll.

[Fred]

OG she Getting a little philando.

[DJ]

Yeah. Hey, Earl.

[B. Him]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Earl, Willie Earl, bro.

[B. Him]

Really?

[DJ]

That's the name she gave Mike.

[Barbie]

I mean, my milk said you wear tidy whitey.

[B. Him]

Damn.

[Barbie]

He said. He said I don't wear no damn tiny white.

[B. Him]

Tiny white in the lambo is crazy.

[DJ]

I think my uncle. My uncles in them. They dad. Yeah, they older. They around that age.

[Barbie]

One of your uncles, he probably why

[DJ]

he tapped in Been put that wood on your phone.

[Fred]

Oh, Lord.

[DJ]

Not of them three. Dude ain't no lambo, right? Got that motherfucking ass out there. No, that's for sure.

[Barbie]

Okay, I owe you. You're not just mar.

[DJ]

Put the motherfucker dreads up like Stephon Cass, right?

[Barbie]

Don't threaten me with a good time. But no, no, like that mother's crazy.

[B. Him]

Oh, man, wait, B.

[Barbie]

Here question for you. So remember how bad you talked to the women? Father's Day. Let's give them some grace. Let's give them some time to get to ordering stuff.

[B. Him]

Well, I have nothing, okay?

[DJ]

That's why I fuck with B.

[Barbie]

Why don'.

[Fred]

Here's wh T. What are we doing, man? Hey, what are we doing?

[Barbie]

This word. You know wh T a black man is some tidy white man.

[Fred]

Magic mic popped up. What the. What the hell going on?

[DJ]

I might have to convert when I get a little

[Fred]

for y'. All.

[DJ]

Yeah, I might have to get some. Probably get the red ones.

[Barbie]

Red T. White is insane.

[Fred]

I could never in my life where with the like the what they call

[B. Him]

amido meo type draws nasty work.

[Barbie]

But I guess when you get older and they it get a little droopy, you.

[DJ]

Yeah, you got to keep them up.

[Fred]

Droopy. Your ball man thought he's gonna swing. Need a ball. Johnson can't wait till y' all leave the house.

[DJ]

Me and your mama, he said, cuz I'm not gonna want my stuck on my leg. So I think apologize for this. I don't give he be on shit, right?

[Barbie]

I think you just go back to the old boxers like the. What was that called? Called PR Do.

[DJ]

I never. I never trusted a that wore checker boxers. You wore checker boxers?

[B. Him]

He was out of pocket in high school.

[DJ]

Any that wore loose ass draws.

[Fred]

I was loose ass.

[Barbie]

My daddy be here chilling.

[DJ]

That's OG if OG still wearing them loose ass draws in 2026. He crazy.

[Barbie]

He told me he said them gym pants big as it. Yes.

[DJ]

I ain't never going with no fat ass. No, sir.

[B. Him]

Your draw always supposed to not be sagging.

[DJ]

No, bro, your jaw should always be Compressed on your leg, bro.

[B. Him]

Shout out to Tommy John, man. Tap in with them, man.

[DJ]

What you say if I follow? Say though.

[Barbie]

Yeah, come on. We. It's. It's gives the girls some time to order.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I don't think the fellas want suitcases. They don't want ties. They don't want cologne come heavy this year.

[Barbie]

Y' all don't like cologne?

[DJ]

Yeah, I'm just saying it's the repetitive.

[B. Him]

Just make sure it's not from.

[DJ]

See, look.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm saying. So it's tears to it.

[B. Him]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

So Mother's Day, we. You did tears. You hate this. That's what be him said, remember?

[DJ]

Yeah. That ain't getting a ass thing.

[Barbie]

So for those.

[DJ]

Delete that.

[Barbie]

For the ladies that don't like their father, their child's father, but he isn't the father, they got to get him something. What's the tears? Or what about, like, if you're dating someone who is a father, but he's not a father to your kids and you want to get him something? Like, what's the tears? What are we doing?

[DJ]

I mean, that. Is he taking care of the kids?

[Barbie]

He her daddy.

[DJ]

Okay.

[Barbie]

You still got something.

[DJ]

I'm sure a probably take care of the kids. She saying if a he her daddy.

[Barbie]

I. When I didn't have a kid and a guy that I was dating had a kid, he was. He was still like my daddy, though. So I bought him. I bought him something.

[DJ]

If my daughter ever say that OG kick her, I'mma smack the lemon drop off my daughter. I'm about. That's my daddy. Did you know what I had to go through for you? You called this other daddy.

[Barbie]

Listen, he do a lot. That's what I'm saying. I got it.

[DJ]

That's crazy.

[Barbie]

My daddy like it when I got a real man in my life because he. He ain't got to do everything. I gotta go drop my car off now for my daddy. Go clean it out now.

[B. Him]

I get that. But if they both in the room, you say daddy and they both turn around.

[Barbie]

Disrespectful.

[DJ]

I just. I want some real, though, with the gifts. If you. If you dating a man and he's taking care of your kids, you can show him some love. You don't got to go crazy. You just got to know your personnel. I'm just nothing. When you said you don't think and you don't know what to do.

[Barbie]

When I said think, I said something small.

[DJ]

Yeah. Don't something small me though, because we don't something small, you.

[Barbie]

Yes. No, that was the conversation we was having. If you don't like her and you don't want to get her nothing. No, with something small, with the balloons and flowers. With something small to get a man.

[DJ]

I told you, a pack of T shirts need necessities. Socks, love. Some supreme socks. Some Nike socks.

[Barbie]

Supreme socks.

[DJ]

Calvin Klein got some of the best underwear known to man.

[Fred]

There we go.

[DJ]

Socks draws love. Yeah.

[Fred]

Give me a polo tees and polo draws.

[DJ]

Yeah. And I swear to God a gonna with that for you. But for you to say, I don't know what to get. I mean, I just want a flower and a whatever.

[Barbie]

Because that's small.

[B. Him]

He don't want no tools. Yeah, you don't want to tie a

[DJ]

pack of teas from Marshalls. Is 23 a three pack?

[Barbie]

I'll just pull up with a pack of Tastes like right.

[DJ]

You can go on my mama with that.

[Fred]

Yeah, just put them in a gift

[Barbie]

that I just know these designer boys are just so bougie.

[DJ]

Yeah, but see, y' all designer boys is still cool though.

[Fred]

What that get? They getting that off a DH Gate, whatever.

[DJ]

Yeah, a lot of should be bogus as hell, but I'm saying still wear regular.

[Fred]

I ain't gonna lie. One of my little homies, when I grabbed his Louis Vuitton and did this. Oh, the balled up like paper, cuz.

[DJ]

That's crazy.

[Fred]

Swear to God on my soul. I said, hey, man, stop wearing this. I grabbing this balled up like your

[B. Him]

feet up themselves like cardboard.

[Fred]

Boy.

[DJ]

The skaters, them tongues be thin.

[Fred]

Man, you tripping, Barbie.

[DJ]

Like I said, love T shirts, draws, socks. If you came up with your baby daddy and gave him that, be appreciative. That's something small.

[B. Him]

Also, if y' all like each other way that y' all support that much

[Fred]

for him, really care.

[B. Him]

Oh, you hate him.

[Barbie]

If you on child support.

[B. Him]

Hey, I don't know about some people's circumstance, but easy gift away.

[Fred]

Child support.

[B. Him]

Give him a quiet day.

[Fred]

Can I ask y' all a question?

[B. Him]

Yes, sir.

[Fred]

They don't got nothing to do with no Father's Day.

[Barbie]

Good.

[Fred]

Did y' all like the response that Kevin Hart gave about the roughs?

[Barbie]

No, not at all.

[B. Him]

Not at all.

[Fred]

Was he wrong?

[B. Him]

I don't think he was wrong. That's the premise that he was working off of. But I didn't like it at all.

[Fred]

What you think, B?

[DJ]

From a comedy standpoint, I don't go that far.

[B. Him]

We need.

[Fred]

We killed a lot of people off, though.

[DJ]

Yeah, we killed A lot of off.

[B. Him]

Just that's a fact.

[DJ]

Off. But to know somebody went through something.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

And that's how they died. I never touched that.

[B. Him]

And unfortunately it was too impactful, especially when it happened. It was kind of like a time stamp that happened amongst our community.

[Barbie]

Exactly.

[B. Him]

I ain't with that. I know Rose get real wild. I know they get real disrespectful. I know I have no limits. But that one right there, especially how it's delivered, bro, I wasn't fucking with that at all.

[Fred]

Yeah, I don't think nobody was with delivery, but I think they put Kevin Hart in a situation where like, as a comedian, you can say, I don't fuck with the joke. It was a harsh joke. But as a comedian and you know the craft, you can't really go against it. Cause at some point you gonna say something that's gonna offend people. And he has already probably. You know what I'm saying?

[B. Him]

You know what happened with the hoax and shit. That's why I say I understand his response, even though I don't like it. I know he has a line of teetering that situation. But that particular one, bro, and especially how hard racist people go for that particular genre of jokes about George Floyd. I don't fuck with that.

[Fred]

I wish he would have just said, yo, I ain't fuck with the joke. But I understand people got, you know, comedy. I. I get it. People gonna do what they do. I can't control what people say.

[DJ]

Yeah. And we didn't touch on opinion. He is too. But I just. For that moment, no, I'm just nothing but.

[Fred]

And like he had an excuse. It was live. Like it wasn't like he could edit it out.

[B. Him]

Yeah, there's nothing he could do in the situation because obviously he didn't say it. And we all pick and choose about stuff, which is understandable. We human. But that one, it was just like,

[DJ]

get up there and say, all right, child, that's enough now. But I guess they was joking on his mom.

[Fred]

Yeah, they said a lot of dark stuff in there.

[B. Him]

Like. And I'm a dark humor person, but some stuff. I mean, again, we all pick and choose.

[DJ]

Me personally, and I'm super unfiltered, but if somebody died of something, like a motherfucker died of cancer or something like that. I'm not gonna make a joke about cancer with that person. Now you not exempt from me getting on your ass.

[B. Him]

Yeah, get to it.

[DJ]

Just cause you did, though.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[DJ]

The jokes don't stop just cause you passed away.

[Fred]

I wish you probably. I probably wouldn't have said. I probably was just like.

[DJ]

But how that was. Nah, I'm nothing, bro.

[Fred]

They do. They are treating Kevin Hart like he said it though.

[DJ]

Yeah, they are.

[Fred]

But I'm like, damn. He ain't say it, but he could have just said, I ain't fuck with.

[B. Him]

But a lot of people feel that Kevin Hart don't do certain stuff for the black community or he don't step up in a particular way. He don't speak in a particular way. So it's been some combination of things. I just. All that was bad.

[DJ]

It's hard being a comedian though.

[B. Him]

Yeah, I can imagine.

[Fred]

Act like he a politician, but the

[B. Him]

person who said it too don't have the best history of it too. It's just like, oh, so you take this out.

[Fred]

But like he said. He said that's him. He say fucked up shit all the time.

[B. Him]

He does.

[DJ]

He ain't been canceled or none of that shit.

[B. Him]

That's not off brand for him saying that.

[Fred]

Exactly.

[DJ]

So that's why I agree with Kevin with that. But I don't got to agree with that though, bro. He. I feel like he should have said something, but if he didn't want to, that's cool.

[B. Him]

Yeah.

[DJ]

I don't feel no type of way about it. I'mma be real. I ain't going to fake like I care about that. I don't.

[B. Him]

No, I'm not.

[Fred]

I'm not. I'm not mad at Kevin Hart.

[DJ]

I just think that he could have took a different route to it.

[Fred]

I wish he would have just said, I ain't like the joke.

[DJ]

Yeah. And I'm rolling with that, bro.

[Barbie]

Instead of trying to make it right.

[Fred]

Yeah. Trying to vouch for his comedy with the joke. He said it, but that's how. That's his comedy. That ain't really my comedy.

[B. Him]

Even the response to where Lord LaRusso was, I did the interview with his brother and he was just like me. I'd never watched an interview and I never seen that interview. It was just like again, bro, like diverted for that.

[DJ]

And it's like he didn't have to

[B. Him]

set up for nothing. But yeah, I didn't like any of that at all. Yeah, that roast was super dark. But yeah, Tony's not funny and that's crazy. Yeah, it's real crazy because we not granted the same things that we could joke about. About on the opposite side of that to keep it light. So 100%. Get well soon, man. It's 520 somewhere, man. Tap in, man. They on YouTube. They on Patreon for sure. Shout out to the real big three. Man. Merch going crazy right now. Appreciate y'. All. Shout out to being the gang for sure, man. All right. This is funny, man. I know. It's conference sponse time, playoff time in 2023. Julian Shanpeny was waved to sign Mac McClung so he could do the dunk contest test.

[Fred]

And now Julian Champagne is as a

[B. Him]

contributor in the conference finals.

[Fred]

Yeah, be like that, bro.

[DJ]

Never met for Mag McClan, bro. Mag Cl. I mean, he's supposed to be Alex Caruso, man, for the spurs right now, bro. M. He supposed to be Alice Caruso for the spurs, dj.

[B. Him]

No, he's not, man.

[DJ]

Why y. Why y' all playing with my boy Mac like that, man? Why he the butt of all this?

[Fred]

That is crazy that they waved him. That's what they saying, how bad Philly is?

[B. Him]

Yeah, bro.

[Fred]

I just ain't got no type of eye.

[DJ]

I don't. I don't understand. I'm saying blow up the whole team, cuz. Y' all getting rid of all important pieces, capable pieces. Like, hey, to watch Jerry McCain go crazy like this.

[Fred]

He went crazy in the same game.

[DJ]

Yeah, but I'm saying, like, that's our work.

[B. Him]

Like, he was right there.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[B. Him]

One thing that did get right, though, what we talked about on the morning show, Tyrese Maxey. Yeah, they. They got that right.

[Fred]

They drafted Mad Max like that.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah. But, boy, they got lucky, though, with him.

[B. Him]

He wasn't supposed to be there.

[Fred]

No, that's a fact.

[DJ]

Yeah, they got super lucky with that.

[B. Him]

I don't know what that team does. I don't even want to think about the headache they have, man. Shout out to Philly. They got some great fans up there, but, boy, it might get dark for sure now. They've talked about the draft lottery. They said there's going to be live next year.

[Fred]

Year.

[B. Him]

I don't believe him.

[Fred]

I probably would. It's another way to generate money.

[B. Him]

People gonna watch that, and people really gonna think that. That the results from there was, like, natural.

[DJ]

That's why I don't. My thing is what the fuck is the point? Yeah, I already said. All right, guys, what we gonna do? They better cut the cameras on. This is what we're gonna do. This is who's picked. Don't act weird, man. Adam Silver. Get all these niggas together. All right, y', all, let's roll.

[B. Him]

Come on, bro.

[DJ]

That's it, bro.

[B. Him]

There's no way that I really Believe they about to give us the real results of these Seems l, bro. I get why they tell.

[DJ]

It's like how they keep lying in everybody face like this. Just like a real lottery, bro.

[Fred]

Like, they do pick up a hat like, it ain't gonna be like that.

[DJ]

Like, come on, y'.

[B. Him]

All. They playing in our face, bro. Also, I like the the update. They said Adam Silver will have the ability to take away the pics.

[DJ]

No I with that, though. No.

[Fred]

Yeah.

[B. Him]

It ain't got nothing to do with me.

[Fred]

No.

[B. Him]

Morris, I don't care.

[DJ]

Chris Paul was not a like her because somebody hated.

[Fred]

So they gna give you that one for sure.

[B. Him]

They had to. That trade was ridiculous. Chris Paul trade was ridiculous. They had to know that Chris Paul

[DJ]

supposed to have a ring with Coer. No, bro. If Adam Silver wants to pull the trade, it's like, no, you can't get it.

[B. Him]

Hey, y' all want to spend enough money in them teams, cuz RKC is

[DJ]

looking real good, bro. For the next years to come, they

[Fred]

are going to be good, bro.

[B. Him]

OKC is cheating, bro. They got all types of assets and stuff, but I don't know what they trying to fool in this situation, bro. Take it ain't going to be that bad next year because it ain't that many prospects. We said it a million times. This was a special draft. But I will be damn, bro. If I have the number one pick or number two pick. And they say, yeah, y' all not getting it.

[DJ]

That's bullshit.

[B. Him]

I'm spilling secrets, bro. I'm ruining the league, bro.

[DJ]

It's all. It's all worked out, dj. I'm telling you, you. That's some like bro said, generate some money. Put some eyes on that. It's already been playing, bro. Y' all don't think these drafts have not already been playing for years down the drain, bro. Y' all fooling, bro.

[Fred]

Nah, I ain't gonna say that.

[B. Him]

But no, I ain't gonna give long term. But shortterm is. It's definitely some conversations next year is

[DJ]

knowing who's get who's getting what pick, bro.

[Fred]

We gotta get the air fit, cuz.

[B. Him]

Five two productions, baby. We ain't got cores, we ain't got air.

[DJ]

He about to be wet over there.

[Fred]

That's crazy. This be wild.

[B. Him]

What else we got?

[DJ]

I'm talking about this keeps sweating. That napkin finna give out.

[Fred]

My nose starts sweating, I'll be like so crazy, bro.

[B. Him]

I never Forget about that DJ chose episode. My 14 dimmer died.

[Fred]

It'd be Hot. It'd be the shot, though. That little weak ass. I shouldn't have took that little sip.

[B. Him]

Yeah, man. Get well soon to the NBA, man. We'll see what happens. Man, I'm excited for this off season. We gonna see the finals real, real soon. Stay tuned. For sure. Shout out to Hard Rock, baby. Again.

[Fred]

New York.

[B. Him]

Yeah, the New York Knicks fans, man. I'm happy for y', all, even though I'm not y' all biggest fan. Y' all deserve to relish in this moment, man. It's been a while since I've been to the finals. They gonna tear that city up, boy, if they win the championship. I know that much.

[Fred]

For sure.

[DJ]

Yeah, for sure, for sure.

[B. Him]

Damn. Shout out to Hard Rock Bay. Take any future best man.

[DJ]

Well, no, I'm gonna play it day by day, man. But yeah, shout out to Hard Rod Bake. Make sure y' all add that 33%, baby.

[Fred]

Hey, copper Boots do numbers, bro.

[DJ]

Yeah, for sure, bro.

[B. Him]

If you're going to play, play smart, man. Get this money. Shout out to our family at Hard Rock. Bet. Shout out to our family at Boost Mobile. Forever tapped in. You know the vibes for sure. Before we get out here, be here and tell the people they can grab some merch.

[DJ]

Brody, man, shopclub520.com man, it's going down, man.

[B. Him]

We appreciate y'.

[DJ]

All.

[B. Him]

We'll catch y' all next time. Club 520 the volume.

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