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Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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Daniel Alarcon
I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. He's much more famous than I am.
John Green
I wouldn't go that far, but I'm John Green, co host of the podcast the Away End. With my old friend Daniel.
Daniel Alarcon
On our podcast the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important.
John Green
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Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Will Ferrell's Big Money players and iHeart podcast presents soccer Moms. So, I'm Leigh Ann. Yeah. This is my best friend Janet. And we have been joined at the hip since high school.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Absolutely.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and. And drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Well, then you got em.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Listen to Soccer moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Miles Turner
I'm Miles Turner.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
And I'm Brianna Stewart.
Miles Turner
And our podcast Game Recognized Game has never been done before.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
Miles Turner
Nothing's off limits.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's, like, definitely
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
happening in the wnba, we talk about our mistakes too.
Miles Turner
They pulled me to the side and
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man, you can't be rolling around the city like this the
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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Miles Turner
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Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
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Miles Turner
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Miles Turner
based on average annual single line payment of AT&T Verizon NT Mobile customers compared to 12 months when the Boost Mobile Unlimited plan as of January 2026. For full offer details, visit boostmobile.com man. All right, man, we back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host, Mike D.J. wells, brought to you by Boost Mobile. Hey, man, stop overpaying for wireless service, man. Boost Mobile $25 unlimited nationwide. Man, they gonna hold you down. We don't just talk about. We gonna be about it, man. We got something special coming up, man. May 17, man, we gonna tap in with Boost Mobile, man. Show y' all how they really was, man. They tap in the community, man. They tapped in with us. Shout out to the family for sure. Shout out to Hard Rock BET be hen. How you feeling, man? What's the year been like? What's your year recap been? And the parlays, man. Couple wins, couple losses.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I need to go to the AA meeting.
Miles Turner
Okay.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
For sure. It's pretty bad. Yeah, definitely to call the hotline, bro. I took a lot of Ls, bro. But I live to see another day.
Miles Turner
What pops up. Win some, lose some.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Live now.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Parlay's been kicking my ass. We lost. Dylan Brooks sold us yesterday. He had 13. That was to 1,000 to win 8,500. I missed out on. He had had 15 points. He was told me so. I've been having a lot of those lately, dog.
Miles Turner
I made a fire parlay the other day.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It was.
Miles Turner
You know what I'm saying? $100 when you 500. So you know what I'm saying? I put a little bit of something extra on there. And I needed Jaylen Durham rebounds. And my boy anytime, he. He double double out there in these streets that day. He decided that's not how he was on, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He was eight.
Miles Turner
Yeah, it really ruined my day, man. Shout out to Jalen Durham man, hopefully you first seen my NBA, but, brother, you up but. Shout out to Hard Rock bet, man, you know the vibes he locked in. Shout out to StockX, keeping us fresh, innocent as well. Also, Black and Fest podcast festival, man. April 25, Atlanta, Georgia Club 520 live show, man. It's gonna be a vibe, man. Get y' all tickets now. Can't wait to see y', all, man. Some other dope shows as well, man. Same game with me, man. I. Apparently, I did not get the memo, you know what I'm saying? I know we typically wear black on this program. It's never on purpose, but you know what I'm saying? Fig game, know what I'm saying?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They actually different, bro. My pants is different.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He got on Malcolm Outfield. I got on mine. I mean, my cool, my to the beat, you feel me? He came Urkel today. I ain't. I ain't.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know why my shorts up my pants. That five, six. We both were extra large.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
My feel well, man. Shout out to the team. Shout out to Alan.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
You know what I mean?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yo, Jeff be stealing Alan, so that probably said Malcolm name on it. He just picked it up and said it. I'm gonna throw this on today.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You got these.
Miles Turner
Getting the sweatsuit alter is insane. Still to my left, we got my dog Bishop B hitting out the pries. How you. What? Nasty.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What's happening, bro? To get your outfit altered?
Miles Turner
No, I'm something on that, but I'll be into it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You know, he get all this altered. They could be like, give me that. I don't give a.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hey, that essential is so big, bro. I just take it right to my people over at Express Alterations.
Miles Turner
Now I'm jumping on alter. But the windbreaker getting alter the script, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Like Barbie and them sometimes.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The first. The first James Harden outfit we got, bro, was a little too big, and I said I had to. I should have told Al. Way too big, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah, some of that d sizing do be crazy. I ain't going to lie. That basketball, whatever you get, you get.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, it be fly, but you got to be.
Miles Turner
Yeah, they.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They too far ahead. Adidas is.
Miles Turner
Dial it back a little bit. Lock it in. Lock it in. Hey, Mike. Now it's funny, man. Beh got on the shoes, you know what I'm saying? We was. We was early on. There be was nothing. He was com. They got the black nasties now. He tapped in.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And I. I'm comfortable as hell.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They. They feel good, you know what I mean? I give A real review later. I with them, though, for real.
Miles Turner
Yeah, yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I just used to wear the pearl white ones, and I just. I wasn't. I wasn't with it. Or y' all wore the white ones with the red stripes like, you know what I'm saying? It's a comfortable shoe for sure, but I could do the black and silver, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I might have to get them too. Angle. Yeah, yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hey, but y' all was right, though, dj. You didn't lie. This is a. Definitely a comfortable shoe.
Miles Turner
Yeah, definitely all that shoe.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
For sure. Y' all was just slutting y' alls out, bro.
Miles Turner
Y', all. Yeah, how we went?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I got. I got multiple cool. I got the neon green.
Miles Turner
Yeah, that neon green. Yellow guys are definitely Adidas.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
All right, y', all. What's name is not going to waste y' all brand deals. Not going to waste at all.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Over here. Spent all the money.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They wear everything y' all seeing for sure.
Miles Turner
And more.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Speaking of. Okay.
Miles Turner
Some of the mailman.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yeah, heard of I need every color. I guess my segment where me going off on mike, you know what I mean?
Miles Turner
It paid off.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It paid off. It's the first pair of mini Shout out to Adidas. It was already on the way without eggs. Shut up. It's my turn. Shout out to Adidas with all they great collabs they have, man. So yeah, that's. That's the green boy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's fire, though.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, for sure.
Miles Turner
Tap in, tap in. Still to my right, we got my dog, Young Nacho. Young Tig. How you what all I wears?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Audi star. Yeah, these are they all the stars. These ain't no. With respect, what are these?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I mean, you sign, bro, you got to learn the brand. But these ain't out storage is them aud stars. DJ.
Miles Turner
Hell, Audi 0, those audi stars.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, okay. You don't know the brand. I've been with the brand. You just new here. The return.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, now them is hard in every other colorway too. They got a ton of colorway.
Miles Turner
Larry, June, colorways and those. I made some calls. If we don't get them raising hell, man, those are fire. Fire.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Fire, man.
Miles Turner
Summer, summertime, man. Listen, D shoes, boy, they going to have the mesh. So in the wintertime, you get a little wicked. But summertime now, a little bit of
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
breathable air weather you have.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Dj, is it out of pocket if we wear the jellyfishes with. With shorts?
Miles Turner
I'm wearing the jellyfish wherever the fuck I want to.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Shorts is gonna be wicked.
Miles Turner
It's gonna be crazy. You Definitely gonna be looking like the Balenciagas. Like wearing the sock Balenciaga shorts. Nasty.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'm kind of wondering how boys finna style that this summer. Cause that's all we gonna be in for the most part.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You wor. You were with shorts Mike.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yep.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
All summer.
Miles Turner
They gonna see it because that's what I don't give a. I'll never want
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
to take these off.
Miles Turner
Anytime I take them up, I'll be
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
mad you don't wear shorts.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I can't remember the last time I really wore some shorts. Dang.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, God.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I own her. Wear jeans. Yeah.
Miles Turner
Shout out to the denim skirts man that you know. You know he was apostolic that Dylan skirt. Not to the women, to Kelly, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She have her jean skirt on. Shout out to see, man. Put her her stockings or leggings under
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
her auntie roof, boy. Wicked, wicked stockings of skirts.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Sierra was apostolic.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. Grace that was stolid.
Miles Turner
For real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yes to wear g. Well, that was
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
a cheat day, cuz she wasn't walking in the grace of no gacho, so
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
she's walking through piping.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Sister Mary was going to Esco, her sanctuary for sure.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She was living her rap.
Miles Turner
She was saying it's not a real f podcast. We on this social religion, you know. Hey, while we here, man, I got some more gifts, y', all, man. Shout out to my family at Bait, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You know it's about to be funny. She about to see this and make she for sure is he be like
Miles Turner
they was talking about me.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, Damn.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yes, sir.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
2 I know we love right on show gifts. Oh, yeah,
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They gave Mike.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. Well, you will see these every day.
Miles Turner
Shout out to my guy kids, man, over at Bait. Bless y', all, man. Gang always showing love.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Thank you, Kev.
Miles Turner
Yeah, for real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
One man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, I'm definitely grateful. I need all this.
Miles Turner
I know themselves.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What color is them? Like?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You wear blue a lot. You're kind of a black. Kind of a black guy.
Miles Turner
You kind of a black guy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I mean, what you wear?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You want to switch? Yeah, we'll switch off like white. You want the all white joint?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Nah, it's Easter every day. Do you?
Miles Turner
If I ever seen a big hand shoe. That's him right there.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yes, sir.
Miles Turner
Patent leather Easter joints. Autumn fire.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, let me get them. You're more of a pink kind of guy. You're a breast cancer guy, huh?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
My grandma did have this. I'll give you off, Mike.
Miles Turner
I love how Drake gets on the show for show, man. My type of shout out to my bay family, man, for sure. All right, man, we got a lot to talk about, man. Barbie at work today or she still on vacation?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She on vacation. She's somewhere being.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
We seen them videos in the clips of Bargain. The Leaves across the Sea.
Miles Turner
Oh, damn.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, she was out working because, you know, she was party. Because she brought her son today for sure.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Said you gotta come get him.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You split that time.
Miles Turner
Ain't no recovery days.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, you get out one time.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Don't call me.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What's this?
Miles Turner
What's this?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's a mango spritz.
Miles Turner
Mango spritz.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Okay.
Miles Turner
What's in the mango spritz?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
There is lime juice, tequila, of course I did Grand Mar, a splash of orange juice and then Sprite.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay, what's it hidden on, fellas? Honest review. Barbie been gone, she slapped. She still got it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She on bullshit today. She hung over. She hung over. Come on.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
What? Dj, you didn't like it either?
Miles Turner
She's giving Sunny Delight.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, my God.
Miles Turner
I'm with it.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Sunny Delight is crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Y me, for real, man. She hung over.
Miles Turner
I ain't mad at it, actually. And I ain't even tequila guy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It a.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It ain't bad. I'm not really a pop guy myself. I'm a natural juice. But the Sprite, I get the little kick to it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm addicted to Sprites, though.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Respect. Respect or Star.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'mma stop drinking it, though. Why?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
What?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It says I had a pimple.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I ain't had a pimple in like 10 years. I ain't get a pimple to them. Sprites. Start showing up in there.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, you breaking out at 40 is crazy.
Miles Turner
Well, the real problem is we start getting more Sprite and less water.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Water.
Miles Turner
Yeah, the Amazon order work, but we gonna get that right.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's Mike.
Miles Turner
Okay? It's Mike.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It's gonna be more Grandma Cookie. Sprite.
Miles Turner
Yeah. A 16 year old early morning before school.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, Whoever eat M M's, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Y', all, I think that's Mike too, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm gonna be real.
Miles Turner
If you eat plain M M's, you need some. Yeah, the Pinot M's are small.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Eminem periods is weak.
Miles Turner
You will not disrespect.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I've never had one.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I ask you every week. Can we just have some water?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
So why don't we just get the same thing
Miles Turner
we had to write down?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Water.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
80 waters. You do them in a week.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It's 12 of us.
Miles Turner
We talk for an hour every day.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It's 12 of us. Literally the whole team. Missed about 12 people.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Can y' all please buy 20 cases of water. Yes.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's Slim Jims over there who eat those. Oh, okay.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's definitely Lou. I ain't mad I didn't get everybody what they like. But them M and M's, it's a heavy flow of them musketeers.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Just three Musketeers just adding up. Eminem just stacking.
Miles Turner
I ain't going to lie. That line of three musketeers is untouching dead stock for sure. Before we talk about the real what's worse being Sunny Delight or San Pico?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Son of the light. San Pico is legendary.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That reds make me tired.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That red San Pico, damn, it took the life out of you.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, God, bro. This was so thick, bro. I used to be, like, dehydrated.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I mean, you was drinking that super cold, though, right?
Miles Turner
That drink don't get cold.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It does, bro. Y' all drinking San Pico room?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, I don't drink. I don't drink. Only thing I drink really tip is water.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It is solidified.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't like cold. I don't like cold water.
Miles Turner
I used to do that. But I'm something. I call water, boy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm cool. Unless it's hot as outside. Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That Summer League 2024 with Y'.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
All.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I didn't want room temperature, nothing.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, in Vegas, it was a hundred. Room temperature, Vegas. I don't want room temperature.
Miles Turner
You know, you're making a choice when you don't want to walk to the ice machine. But you gonna grab that Me and water right there. Yeah, boy. Vegas injury. How was your trip, B?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Glad to be back.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You black.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I know.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's what's up.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It was fun, though. I had a good time.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You are a little darker.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I am.
Miles Turner
Did you lose any friends? You know, sometimes women go on these friend trips and they don't ever come back as friends.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
No.
Miles Turner
Any further they go, the worse it gets.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah. This was the biggest group I've ever been on a trip with, and we didn't have no problems.
Miles Turner
That's hard.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You went with like a. It was like a couple's thing, right?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, okay. You went by yourself.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Did you find love on the island?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I did not.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Did you try?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She went a couple strip by her.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Didn't nobody hit on you?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah, but I mean, it was like random ass people, like, nobody that I was interested in.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You ain't want to get your groove back?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Nah, it wasn't giving those vibes.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You have a wild moment on the trip one day. Like how many days I had wild Moments.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
But I ain't find love.
Miles Turner
Okay.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I ain't getting no Barbadian. Is that what you're referring to?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Okay, you left where you was.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I left what?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I said you left that where it was.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You just wanted to quit.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It wasn't interesting.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What country was you in?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Barbados.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay. Barbie got hung in Barbados.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I did not. I did not.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Do you have your passport inside? Dj, you have your shots?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Gross. No, thank you.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What was the best part about the trip? Seem like y' all was drunk every day.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
We were drunk every day. Every day was good. My favorite thing, it was like a harbor lights, like a beach dinner type thing. And they had like the people on stills, the guy doing the fire, like playing with the fire and stuff like that. And it was just a good time.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It's real mature.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah. I'm ready to do to be a lady now and just relax on resorts and stuff like that. That was enough turning up for me.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, so no more? It's over for you, Malka and y'? All?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
No, no, no. I didn't say that. Oh, this next trip just put me on a resort. Let me relax. I did get a massage. That's probably the most, like, calmest thing I did.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay, okay.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm just making sure that. What's the club called? Y' all be going to Georgia Street. Still gonna have y'. All.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Oh, we still going to Georgia Street. We still somewhere in the mix.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, okay.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I'm still a hoochie mama, but I'm just gonna dial it down just a little bit.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Okay.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Hoochie auntie something.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, okay. Even better.
Miles Turner
There we have it. While we're here, this video has been going viral.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And poochie aunties are lit like the 40 year old. Thoughts.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
They a little reserved. 40. Why you got to be thoughts?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I meant I shouldn't say that.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Come with me to fly home with my brand new ass after
Miles Turner
our resident
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
expert Barbie
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
toilet pain. 16 A BBL is definitely the massage every day. Alex.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I know.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Reopens my incisions and pushes fluid.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Hold on.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
He do the mass more than childbirth massages. Continue this process. That's what they do. Body to be snatched. That's why some of you hoes all the holes where they cut you open. They're pushing like frontier lock your lithic system.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Nurse D. How she sitting on her butt now though?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
She probably has Uber with my ass to the. I had to make sure I was super comfortable on this flight back. I go first class. The flight back is terrible. I stayed in Miami for a while. I said goodbye to my girl and it was really bittersweet cuz they took good care of the queen. The flight back was going to be fun. If you just had surgery. Make sure you book with. I made sure I wrapped up my health cuz I wasn't trying to go on the flight. See, she's sitting down in her chair. I literally was riding through the airport like this, like, oh, she in the wheelchair. My cousin was pushing me just a new ass. Communication is key. As soon as I let my. You not. You don't want to lose any fat. And then it's going to hurt as well.
Miles Turner
Yeah, she's sitting backwards on the plane.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, she rolled like this.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah. So judge your mama. Everybody who was staring at me, I made sure directly in their eyes, they knew I was how much money
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
like this, like that.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
They make you originally sit down with your seat belt on for, like, takeoff. And then after that, you. I was sitting up like I was big mama. Like, I had a fat seat. Imagine landing, holding my abs so my abs do not touch his seat. And as soon as we was up in the air, I immediately got back on my.
Miles Turner
We can stop.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I know whoever got dibs on that can't wait, boy. Damn.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I was in the back. I got in the back of the. We had like a. I don't know. It's like a little suv. We laid the seats down, not crawled in the back after surgery.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I ain't never had one Fresh afterwards.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I'll show y' all the video.
Miles Turner
Definitely.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's probably. That's probably why you just don't buy. Or why she ain't just buy a roller, like, in the back, like, and just lay down flat.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, why you keep saying, like just not expensive?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I would say she has money to buy three things.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
If you got money, you got a whole new room.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Nigga, if you don't get a bbl,
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
if you got a whole ass, why you gonna put that in your budget?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It makes sense. I wasn't buying three seats. I was fine.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, see you already had one fresh off the table.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, what is this doing? Kind of question is that
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
you be horny, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
How the is that?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Well, I mean, will you.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He. What the up with some blood drop heal?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Like, when they heal, like, you get first. You get first de.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
And it's gonna be bruised and hard
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
play. I don't know, man. How you know if it's fresh or not?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, I'm saying. I'm just saying, like, when she walking your house.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But I'm saying she Backpill your house
Miles Turner
like the real reus in it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Might be fresh off the assembly. They be doing that for a long time. Y. Y' all be sitting on y but for like another five months or some.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's supposed to be Damn near like three months and you gotta wear that
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
little 500 stuff, but you don't even know. Still that five months old. Still praying.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I got pregnant at six months.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Got pregnant.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Wow. Man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What the we get it for?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I wasn't expecting to get pregnant.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Probably too tight. I probably want them run through it a couple times. Let me come in for a fish.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She ain't get a new but.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, I'm saying. Hold on. I like to play with that. I'm like the first one. I don't want to be first, cuz. Let me be.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
That sounds terrible.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Let me be last, man. The real Joe Johnson.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
So you gonna be last on the train.
Miles Turner
Wow.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I didn't say she had to get trade, bro. I'm just saying let a go for a minute. You know, you gotta walk your shoes for a while.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It ain't gonna be no different.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Then you break over here. Yeah, for sure.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Definitely. J. Croft pew.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, that's just something to think about, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
There's nobody's thinking about that.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, you want to be first?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't give a what this mother ladies do with their body. I don't know. I don't want to see the bruises.
Miles Turner
Bruises?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't want to see no bruises, cuz.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Bruising hard.
Miles Turner
Whoa.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. See, I'm cool.
Miles Turner
God bless y'. All to y'. All journey.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Bruises go away.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I really don't remember. It's been a minute, but I don't.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't remember. Would you do it again?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I want my boobs done. I would never do like a BBO again.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Uh, I wonder if that's the same process.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's not as bad,
Miles Turner
Jeff. After last week, I said, this is you.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I want him lifted.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, ain't nothing wrong with a lift.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah, I want them up here. My microphone be equipped to them up here.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, you want them on your chin.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah. Valley Parton Barbie don't want to lay
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
down them be off to the side.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Location device. Yeah, because that's where they at now.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
And I got a king bed.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
One over here, one over there.
Miles Turner
Oh, yeah. We parted today. Best said, Jeff. This is you after last episode of how you make your pizzas.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
risk and therefore run the risk of making horrible creative mistakes, then you can't play in this business.
Bob Pittman
Sesame Street CEO Sherry Weston and our own Chief Business Officer, Lisa Coffey.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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Bob Pittman
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Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
When you listen to podcasts about AI and tech and the future of Humanity. The hosts always act like they know what they're talking about. And they are experts at everything. Here at the Nick Dickenpole show, we're not afraid to make mistakes. Mistakes. What Coogler did that I think was so unique. He's the writer director.
John Green
Who do you think he is?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
You meet the, like the president.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You think the president. You think Canada has a president?
John Green
You think China has a president?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Those law cruise that. God, I love that thing.
John Green
I use it all the time.
Miles Turner
What color?
John Green
I wrap it in a blanket and sing to it at night.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
It's like the old Polish saying, not my monkeys, not my circus. Yep, it was a good one.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I like that snake.
John Green
It's an actual Polish saying.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It is an actual Polish saying.
John Green
Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Miles Turner
Yes.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
Listen to the Nick, Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
John Green
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Daniel Alarcon
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John Green
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Daniel Alarcon
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John Green
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Daniel Alarcon
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Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021, and I'm Conkey, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called the 1021 podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports, and with the World cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the US listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I ain't mad at the catcher because he could have put some metallic.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I ain't do all that. That weird.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Y' all judge people for using generic cheese.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's generic cheese.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
He has some generic cheese. Not long.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It ain't government cheese that like Kroger brand cheese. Yeah, Kroger cheese. As long as it's Kobe or moderated cheddar. Mild cheddar.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
This boy, Judd Fiesta, he said you don't get sir germs. I don't even know how to pronounce this. Sojourno. What is that cheese? I'm like, no, I don't get that.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He called it black pack. That's where you don't. Yeah. If you can afford to get that though.
Miles Turner
I never heard of cheese shaming, but I guess you know what I'm saying. It's levels and everything.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
When I did used to eat pizza though, I used to like to join.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Now you just can't get like bullshit ranch. I don't think cheese.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I used to with the giorno. Pizza up though.
Miles Turner
That's how I feel about it. One thing you can't get off brand for me is cereal.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
Yeah.
Miles Turner
No non negotiable.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Or chips.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'll up some. Some og. Generic chip Barbecue.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Barbecue.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Just barbecue on that. Cereal though.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It don't be enough seasoning on the generic likes Captain.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Just capping and no crunch. I'm cool.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
Miles Turner
That's not the vibe, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Crunch berry.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What's that?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Milk.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hit it. Probably all the same.
Miles Turner
No, it's not, bro. You'll see her coming in the bag, bro. Mic on the box. It's a little different.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
The bag is crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I used to have cereal on the bag when I was little.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
They got real cereal now in the bag.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They said these. My mom used to buy these apple oats. They was fired.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. When you apple oats or apple O's apple.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know. It was oats. It was like honey nut Cheerios. A little cinnamon apple honey. Boy, them shits was fire. Yeah, it was called apple oats. Some like that.
Miles Turner
Yeah, man. My uncle had all the money in the world and they weren't
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
the was heat too.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Nah, I've never had off brand like cereal. I used to buy from my house. Piss my kids.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, it was something like that. It looks like cinnamon Cheerios. They was fired off, you Was one
Miles Turner
of them kids that ain't giving them you feel.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Right there. Right there was special boy.
Miles Turner
Hosted oats.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, there they go. They believe they was fire.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I wonder what makes them taste so different, though, than the real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Like, nothing.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Same, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Cereal.
Miles Turner
Damn. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is one of them for sure.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, I think they go down.
Miles Turner
Yeah. That's a legendary, legendary joint right there. But the old Captain Crunch. Oops. All berries. They don't got them no more.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Smoke.
Miles Turner
Damn.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I bet.
Miles Turner
Goaded for sure.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's crazy. We mentioned this. Me and Pete went to the grocery store. Let's just buy our favorite cereals and try them. See if they taste like when we was kids. Damn. And oops. All Berries is one of mine.
Miles Turner
Go.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But it was one cereal. Y' all remember, like the Rice Krispy
Miles Turner
Treats, The Purple box.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They ain't set them no more.
Miles Turner
It don't taste the same, and it's not clumped up together.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, for real? Yeah, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah. It broke my heart.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It ain't the whole recipe I was looking for.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That thing never had no flavor. I couldn't eat no more. Kernels.
Miles Turner
Them right there.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, it was going. It was like Rice Krispie treats.
Miles Turner
Yeah, Rice Krispie Treat.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Shits was fire. They
Miles Turner
don't set them h no more.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They a have.
Miles Turner
Yeah, they got wig.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But B, what's your favorite cereal?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's like a banana granola type cereal. I don't even know what it's called, but it's so fire Banana.
Miles Turner
Where did you go?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yo, daddy made that. It wasn't real.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's real. Look it up, Mike. It's like,
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I think we see in the joy
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
banana.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And you got to cut that banana up with that old hair.
Miles Turner
How old was you when you started having this flavor cereal?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I've been eating for a few years now.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, so she was an adult.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yes, that one right there. Go back.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, man.
Miles Turner
As a kid, you eating that?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Go back. As a kid, it was. It's the great cereal. Great grain, but as a kid. Cinnamon toast.
Miles Turner
No, it's probably fire.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It is fire. Try it. Will he be as far as cereal or.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He don't eat cereal.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
He do. He like. What does he like? I don't know. We don't really eat cereal at our house because I don't like milk, so I only buy specific milk, and if I can't find anything, it's like a. I don't even know what it is. It's not a silk milk. It's called, like, necks or something like that. But it's not dairy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
This is buying. This Amazon milk.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's plant based. I can't do no dairy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Y' all keep saying almond milk for sure.
Miles Turner
Almond milk is fire, y'.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
All.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Some up sweet, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
On my cereal.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah.
Miles Turner
You can get the unsweetened version.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. The diet almond milk is nuts.
Miles Turner
No, I promise. Boys get that vanilla. They can't shake that sugar boy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Man.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
What?
Miles Turner
That is crack cereal. Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You sell 2%.
Miles Turner
Yes.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Plant based. Organic, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I get.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The only thing I want organic is my bro. Everything is off the room, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I get the organic. What you call that? This is coconut milk.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Coconut milk.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, that's too sweet, too.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's real thin.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
When I get done sweetening, coconut milk is good.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It's just thin.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Try. Watch his weight.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
My favorite term is also Raisin Bran. Raisin, man.
Miles Turner
Right.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Done with this. Regular. Regular.
Miles Turner
All right. That's nasty.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That is a nasty race. This eating hot dogs and Raisin Bran. I'm done with this. This eats Raisin Bran.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
But he's more versatile with his palate.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, he's not.
Miles Turner
I said this is Mike at the game.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That is Mike at the game. Waste of money.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Why would he do.
Miles Turner
What are you doing? That situation. I don't know, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm still. Buy me a shirt at the right.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
A jersey that I can't say what
Miles Turner
I want to say.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Y' all gonna say this, but.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But that right there, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It's out of pocket. That hot dog dropping on his shoulder on the back.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What's the best hot dog you ever had, though? Don't. Never mind. That sounds crazy, bro. I said. I didn't say the best. That's the best hot dog you ever ate.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. How would you. What'd you put on it?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Well, from weirdo, probably at the Dallas Mavericks.
Miles Turner
What's now the wagyu Wagyu.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I don't. Yeah, the 12 inch. That was.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It was not 12 inches.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
12. With no dressing.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It was a regular size.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I know. Go, boy.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It was a what?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
A regular size.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You making this. So it only gets worse.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You see the worst, man, it was just.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It was a. It was a wagyu hot dog. Respect.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I can. I'm not mad at the Glizzies. As long as they dressed up, I'm cool.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
All right. What's your guilty pleasure? Like food?
Miles Turner
Like. Hot dog.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What's yours? This Talk about Glizz. He's like.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He do. He do.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah.
Miles Turner
What was yours?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Sushi.
Miles Turner
Sushi. All right, I'll sushi.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I never. I did not Used to eat noodles, and now I'm starting to crave them as an adult, which is weird.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Craving.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I never used to eat, like, the hood noodles. I thought you gonna say some Thai noodles.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I said, mike, I don't give her a little bit more money.
Miles Turner
I noodles.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Me and my son eating noodles.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What up? Well, see you.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What you want, dog? You bringing the question over here?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, hell, no.
Miles Turner
What's some.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You like to p. Like that?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You eat that Besides the middle of a woman's legs? They can probably something smothered.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Smothered.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I like that. Smothered.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, I get.
Miles Turner
That's crazy. I get ridiculed for like an Almond Joy. I I'm enjoy up. I will smack the shot. Almond Joy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's crazy.
Miles Turner
I'm something.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Y' all know what? I just eat religiously at my house by itself. Hawaiian bread. Like, I just smack Hawaiian bread. Just walking around the crib. Just grab a roll and go upstairs.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, bro.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Just dry.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Why don't you just make a sandwich, bro?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't need it.
Miles Turner
I want you to cold.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't even warm that bit up. Nothing.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
A Hawaiian roll, buddy.
Miles Turner
People who love Hawaiian rolls, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I've been eating bread like that my whole life, though. I ain't gonna hurt you.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, I'm cool.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm amazed I never got fat.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, I'm cool. You always been an athlete, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah.
Miles Turner
You have an amazing diet, bro. Washing off the pieces and then smacking
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
up a wine roll. Getting mad at me about like y' all had. Really mad at me. Cause I took off of my pizza.
Miles Turner
Pizza was writing me like, yo, you
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
really a hoe ass. Cause I don't like what y' all like on pizza. Like, that is crazy. One I had to really cuss out. You taking this too far. I'm about to slap it like stuff that's extreme. He was a hoe who eat pizza like that.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
But you do play with your food too much, bro.
Miles Turner
I just said all go to the car pack. This is crazy. The concept behind this, obviously, is a gentleman is upset at the dealership. He's not happy with his appraisal. I don't know what took place. He decided that y' all gonna praise this one way or another. Apparently, straight in. He didn't get what he wanted. Had a little bit.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Now you ain't gonna get nothing. I never understood why people destroy their own to prove a point.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, I never understood that.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Like, when girls get mad and they start breaking their own. Yeah. I'll be like, when does that happen like when y'. All. Like when you in an apartment and y' all stay in an apartment together and you rip the TV off the wall?
Miles Turner
That's rtv.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'll be like, that was our tv.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Like, oh, no, I ain't never been that crazy. I don't damage.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm just saying. I used to watch love and hip hop. That's the kind of they used to do.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Basically on drugs.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, but don't get a no idea. Ripped my TV off the wall. Royal Rumba. Ah. TV is too. TV is too precious. Throw this vase on the ground or something. Oh, you take a TV that's damn near everything in the crib.
Miles Turner
Honestly, be mad at me. Leave me, but don't on my. Because I'm pocket. I will soon.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Please, bro.
Miles Turner
I need my back, man. All you want to.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. Car key to the tires flattened or anything?
Miles Turner
Oh, no. But I've had property damage. It's not fun.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, I've never experienced like that. I had a good up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, I had a girl.
Miles Turner
My fault.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I broke up with a girl when I was young and she took all the stuff out of my car and poured soda all on all my, like, hoop gear and. But it wasn't mine. It was Phillips hoop gear.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Why?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Damn.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She thought she my up. She in front of the car.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm like, that ain't no. How hard call her. You know, it's bad.
Miles Turner
It feels like.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That ain't my. I'm over there rolling. It ain't me, bro. My in the trunk.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I don't do that to my. But I've done it to my friends with them, see? Got a whole little case for them.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, yeah?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What you do?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
We up his car. Well, I guess it ended up being the girl's car. And her daddy was a police officer.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Wow.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
They had us on camera. We just sitting there with the lawyers,
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
like that gotta be better. What?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
The Barbie we left came back. We were hanging out the Jeep, having the time of our life. When we came into the apartments, it was police right there. Out of all four of the in the car, none of us was like, maybe we shouldn't do this. We left, came back, got some more shit to up the car. Just was having the time of our life. So watching it with the lawyers was like, this is crazy, but y' all never do my niggas like that.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, okay. And it was her car.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
It was the girl car.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Wow.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
She put cases on the whore ass.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, nasty. A police.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
We was twerking on her car.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Doing all kind of crazy for that course said.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Imagine watching yourself twerking. A girl like she's twerking on a car and a lawyer like, you know, you're cooked.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Did I have to pay for anything?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hell yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
How much I had to pay?
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I don't remember exactly. It was only a couple. It was a couple thousand we had to pay. And then like our court fees and all that. It was, yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She got her whole new whip pulled up in Alexis at that site.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Her for real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She didn't do nothing.
Miles Turner
Respect.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
She provoked us.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Well, most how.
Miles Turner
That's what happened to carbacks. I guess he was focused. Well, he just ruined all his credit and a chance to get a car for a very long time. Period.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
That's where our car was from too.
Miles Turner
You can play this. I mean, I play. You can show this right here. This is absolutely hilarious, man. This woman, Jones Bros. Got arrested because she was accidentally paid 1650 an hour instead of $16.50 for a 12 hour shift. The total overpayment was 19,000. She refused to return it. Now they try to give her a felony theft charge.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They overpay her and got mad at her.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. Why would she say anything? Look at her.
Miles Turner
Yeah, that's messed up. They put that picture up of her. But hey, she did everything right.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
For sure.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They out of pocket.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
They had to lock her up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She ain't doing nothing wrong. You need to sue them.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Take it out her taxes. But don't lock them.
Miles Turner
No, don't take it from y' all taxes. Your account, fire hr.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
How am I getting a felony because somebody else's mistake. I just came to work because she wouldn't give it back.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
I just came to work.
Miles Turner
You gave it to me.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I worked for the 1650.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She got paid 1650, a thousand I think. She was never leaving that. She about to work 25.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Where is she working at?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
First of all, I don't know.
Miles Turner
But I ain't gonna lie.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It needs to be investigated.
Miles Turner
If I made 16.50, you run me up 19 ranks and get him blood.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I wouldn't say the word. I'd have quit.
Miles Turner
I smith it the most.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I would for sure quit.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I would have quit, right, for going back to work. Oh, God.
Miles Turner
Hey, this. This look too sweet.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Okay, I gotta run this up.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That was a hell of a HR mistake.
Miles Turner
1700. So they catch me, I'm running this hole up.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
A felon charge is crazy though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, but damn, I'm getting charged, man.
Miles Turner
That ain't right, man. All she did was Go to work and get her chicken, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The better.
Miles Turner
H.R. all right, man. B. Appreciate you. It's 520 somewhere. Tap in, man. She fresh off vacation, man. We know you was gonna make it or not, man. Shout out to you.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Shout out to you family for sure.
Miles Turner
Behead. This for you, man. Go hello to video. They said this is the day you directors, man, for their first weekend back.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, niggas, can't wait. For sure. This aucc gonna be wicked too.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
She almost failed.
Miles Turner
Yeah, we ain't got an insurance barber.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Be careful.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
These kids is getting paid. You know they paying these kids all this money. You know these directors is wiping down.
Miles Turner
That's what I was about to say.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Y' all think they take home a tournament.
Miles Turner
Oh, I know some numbers too.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
As a ref, what you think of dj? I don't. I don't. I can't even. The fact the kids is getting 20, 10, 30, 40, $50,000 just to hoop in the summer. I know to take home from the top got to be insane.
Miles Turner
So I know some of the numbers that they used to have as a stipend just to pay the rest of the weekend, bro. And it would blow your mind how much money it was, bro. It was some. Some real chicken just to pay the referees. They ain't always get it. They give you your rate. But boy, especially like big events like the brand names and, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Because It'd be like 50 a week in the head.
Miles Turner
Come on, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
So what we say up here?
Miles Turner
Especially if it's a session too, if it's a big thing like EYBL or three SSB.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
40,000 to 120,200. Yeah. Annually. That's what they get.
Miles Turner
That's one of the director, though. That's not even what the people at like Best Choice and like that Alan was out there getting chicken on them events, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Co directors124.
Miles Turner
Because a lot of times, depending upon if it's a brand event, it's already paid for it, right? So the brand is already paying for that. You got teams, some of them paying the entry fees. Then you get in the door too. Unless you have a concession stand.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Them boys going to work. Okay.
Miles Turner
Come on, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You're getting $102,000 for a summer. A lot of a bunch of kids it. That's what it really is, bro. That's right. If you don't play on the eybl, the Adidas, three S's or any of that, bro, you're cooked, bro. Them feet, they damn near cost more to play on These outside tournaments than to do this, bro. I'm not bullshitting, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah, because they like a sponsor. They said we gonna get it one way.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
If you paying for aau, you probably shouldn't be playing AAUD you.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I feel that hardly on the real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But hey, who am I to hate
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
on somebody, all right?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Cause get your bread, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Especially that early, though. That early for a kid. You starting him out in fifth grade. You know he horrible. Cause that's the fee to play. You gotta pay, I guess, his yearly fee. Then you gotta pay for when y' all go see this little play, you and his daddy or whoever, that's 25 a day, bare minimum. Then y' all gotta pay for y' all trip, hotel, flight.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Man, I have a kid, and he. And he hoop or she hoop. And we ain't playing no AAU today in, like, high school. It ain't no point.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You say ninth grade?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, eighth grade. Ninth grade. Ish. Like, eighth grade would be the first time we play AAU or something. Yeah, it ain't no point you not getting recruited in seventh grade.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's true.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What's the point of being the number one seventh grader? And you ain't hit a growth spur yet. You ain't got no hair on your nuts.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, that is true.
Miles Turner
And you could be number seven. Grade it, man. I'm marrying Grade because you can still be 5, 10. Everybody else, 6, 4, 9.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yeah, we learned about that a lot of growing up. A lot of people that was dead.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
We gonna play around the local area, try to get as good as we can.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
So you'll put them in the league?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, we gonna play basketball.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, you could play on the Trout, like the best choice teams. And you can play on travel teams. But I'm not traveling nowhere. It's a tournament in Indianapolis. You want to play, we could play. We not going to fucking Vegas for a seventh grade tournament. For what?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You ain't fucking with it. I ain't mad at it, man.
Miles Turner
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Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Nah, for sure, man. I always rock my 18 karat. Play the chain, man, on date night, man. That's my go to my gold Piece.
Miles Turner
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, they got all the. They got a partnership with all the quality leagues and I mean the NBA, mlb. Yeah, everybody can get you a chain opinion or whatever you're looking for from your favorite teams from gld for sure.
Miles Turner
That's a vibe too, man. And if it's not for you, that's cool. You can get one for your loved one. You got a lot of sports fanatics in your family. Good for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, all the above. Move. They got you covered, man. Gld, tap in with it, man. Some of your favorite influencers like League neighbors and Justin Bieber, you gotta be here. And you rock with gld, man. You should tap in too.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
GLD can even get you custom pieces.
Miles Turner
Come on, man, like Mook said, man, if they ain't got the design, they can make it for you. Custom to what you need or who you want to give it to or for yourself.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
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Bob Pittman
Hi, I'm Bob Pittman, chairman and CEO of iHeartMedia and I'm kicking off a brand new season of my podcast, Math and Magic Stories from the frontiers of Marketing. Math and Magic takes you behind the scenes of the biggest businesses and industries while sharing insights from the smartest minds in marketing. I'm talking to leaders from the entertainment industry, to finance, and everywhere in between. This season of Math and Magic. I'm talking to CEO of Liquid Death, Mike Cesario, financier and public health advocate Mike Milken. Take Two Interactive CEO Strauss Zelnick.
John Green
If you're unable to take meaningful creative
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
risk and therefore run the risk of making horrible creative mistakes, then you can't
Bob Pittman
play in this business, Sesame Street CEO Sherry Weston, and our own Chief Business Officer, Lisa Coffey.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Making consumers see the value of the human voice and to have that guaranteed human promise behind it really makes it rise to the top.
Bob Pittman
Listen to Math and Magic stories from the frontiers of Marketing on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
When you listen to podcasts about AI and tech and the future of humanity, the hosts always act like they know what they're talking about and they are experts at everything. Here at the Nick, Dick and Pole show, we're not afraid to make mistakes. What Coogler did that I think was so unique.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Who's he?
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
He's the writer, director.
John Green
Who do you think he is?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
You meet the, like the president.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You think Canada has a president?
John Green
You think China has a president?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
President Lavois Cruisette. God, I love that thing.
John Green
I use it all the time. I wrap it in a blanket and sing to it at night.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
It's like the old Polish saying, not my monkeys, not my circus. Yep, it was a good one. I like that saying.
John Green
It's an actual Polish saying.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It is an actual Polish. Better version of play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Yes.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Which.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Which, by the way, wasn't Taylor Swift who said that for the first time. I actually. Actually, I thought it was. I got that wrong.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
Listen to the Nick, Dick and Paul show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
John Green
I'm John Green. You may know me as the author of the Fault in Our Stars. And now, I guess also as the co host of the Away End, a brand new world soccer podcast.
Daniel Alarcon
I'm Daniel Alarcon, a writer and journalist, and John and I have known each other since we were kids. My first World cup was Mexico 86. I was 90 years old. I watched every game and I fell in love. On our new podcast, the Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup.
John Green
For us, soccer football is a story we've shared for over 30 years, since Daniel was the star player on our high school soccer team.
Daniel Alarcon
Very debatable.
John Green
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Daniel Alarcon
Together we'll find out why. Of all the unimportant things football, soccer is the most important.
John Green
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Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021. And I'm Conkey, his best friend and business manager. And we've got a new show called the 1021 podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became One of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, like you said, if you paying to play, it is kind of.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Nah. So you get in high school and everything paid for.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cause you damn near put that on the kids when they really sad.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You start really taking this shit out on them.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm traveling to motherfucking my mom and Daddy paying 100, 200 every tournament, every weekend.
Miles Turner
And I'm weak.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And I'm weak. We getting our ass beat. Or I'm so.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I used to. When we used to try, I used to be like, damn, you know, your son is trash and ain't playing. And y' all still pulling up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Would never.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Y' all some different kind of parents.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Would never.
Miles Turner
Yo, some average four, you going up to Cincinnati.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I seen some. I love Bruce to death, but it was times my did not play. Couple of them kids, I'm like, bro, you gotta put them in, gang.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, I'm doing all 300. Let's get better, bro. We young guys sit on the bench, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
So what do you advise parents to do if they take the route that you saying? What is the best way to go about developing your kids?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Be the best in your city. If you become one of the top players in your city by playing in your city all the time, you're gonna be okay. Cause obviously there's gonna be some people that's going. You only get to play these people once or twice a summer, right?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You playing top teams or whatever it is you're gonna play on once or twice a summer. Oh, that's really gonna make you better.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, no, that's true.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I played against the number one player in the country one time when I was in. Played against OJ Mayo one time when I was in middle school. That didn't do shit for me. Them niggas beat us by fucking 25. I went home and said, damn, he good. Yeah, they ain't do shit for me back in Atlanta.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They just train every day or three times a week.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Train workout.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cause people really be in game behind that shit, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Cause train workout. Playing your local leagues, if it's AAU games in your city or, you know, I mean, even if you want to travel to Cincinnati, you're like, we want to play against some different people. People outside of our city.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, cool.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But, like, going these, like. We used to take kids to D.C. and think about all the kids we used to take to DC
Miles Turner
Man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, Y' all live that life.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They don't even hoop. We had kids staying with us, and he stopped hooping the next year.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's true. It's a good experience.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Just money.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm saying, if you got a sponsor team and y' all not paying for nothing, that's different.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. That's what we talking about. Two totally different things.
Miles Turner
Oh, lock in.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
And you really don't got it. You gonna be upset at the coach.
Miles Turner
Yeah, true. And you said the train part. Some kids just need to go play basketball, go to an open gym, go play against older competition where you can't call foul. Go hoop. I've been training all day, and none of the moves translate.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I agree with that. But to the kids, defense, bro, it'd be hard finding a good run or a decent run. That's the only thing. Besides, when we was growing up in the early 2000s, these could go to the Y, or you can go to your friend's house or you can go to the park.
Miles Turner
That's true.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Kids don't hoop no more. Yeah. They don't just hoop. They gotta be, like, in a real gym or whatever. It gotta be, oh, if this person playing, I'm playing. Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
If these. At these gyms. A lot of these be 75. Sweaty kids ain't getting another player against a grandpa.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I wish they had started linking up more. I'm like, damn, I get y' all ride bikes and. But the neighborhoods ain't changed. I don't give a what nobody say. It's still kids in everybody neighborhood play the best to the saddest in the hood. Got to hoop. You know how many stories got with you saying, I played against this and build back or whoever. Backyard like, no.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Everything.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. That just don't happen no more. That's what I hate most about this.
Miles Turner
Yeah. I mean, we might sound like the old people being bitter about the time chain, but these are hardwood babies now. They play on hardwood. Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yeah.
Miles Turner
They play in gyms with nice lights and benches. They not going to hoop.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I just be wanting to know when does it click in a parent's head that they know that their kid ain't good? I. I swear to God, I always wanted to know. Cause I'd be like, damn,
Miles Turner
I'll do my dog like that. He still.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, he's just starting, and he's fairly Young, bro. I'm talking about, like, is it 13, 14? I feel like 13, depending on if you. Now, if you already 6, 5, 6, 6, and you project to be 7 foot, you got a little bit more grace than the. That's a guard. That's five, eight.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Now, if you projected just to be five eight for the rest of your life, and you only mid, it's gonna be kind of hard for you to surpass some. All right.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I think it clicked, like, ninth grade. What are y' all gauging is, like, good, though? Like, good enough to do what? Like, high school basketball team.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Like to play varsity. Fresh out of middle school.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's some sad high school varsity. Yeah. If I. I'm be honest, if my kid can't go to college to play basketball, don't waste your time. I'm not doing no training or nothing.
Miles Turner
We just gonna.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You can poop all you want. Like, you can play basketball. I ain't gonna never tell you not to play on your high school team. But some extra shit. And I know, like, I don't care what level of college. That's not the goal. D3, D2, whatever it is.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
If you can go get a play basketball in college, we can train, we can do all that stuff. But if you just can't make it to college, if you just not good enough, like, nah, ain't nobody with you. I'm not training. You gonna be the smartest in the room. Like, yeah, well, we really get these grades, right? Like, ain't no reason to train, bro. You're not going to college for none of this, bro.
Miles Turner
And we still have a lot of parents living their hoop dreams with their kids. It's like, oh, Lord, that's here because he has, bro, you play Roblox?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You know, if your kids, like, you gotta be honest with yourself, bro. He's probably not gonna hoop in college.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'll be trying to figure out that age to where parents were. All right, I had enough of this. I'm sick of this. We. We gotta shut it down.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You never know, though. Cause a might hit a growth spurt at 16, 17, eight juniors in high school might be five change. And he's six, seven now. All of a sudden now. Yeah, now he ready to go to college. Cause I be like, man, I wrote this off, man. He five, ten. He wake up the next morning, he's six one. I'll be like, oh, my God, we back in the lab.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, that's true too. Yeah, that's just. That's just a tough. Cause I promise you, bro, the parents, a parent spend all this money on the kid. I know of a situation. That's what I'm speaking on.
Miles Turner
They want the roi.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Well, motherfucker is like, nigga, you got me fucked up. I'm damn near $150,000 in debt because of this basketball shit. From training.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's tough.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
From training to traveling. This is, you know him too, Jeff. This is from training, traveling. We just talked about another day training with all the best. You know, this only do premium, so he getting the best of the best.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He's gonna keep dialing in until you say the person.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I ain't gonna say the name, but all the premium. All the premium travel, all the premium gear. He live a good lives. I tell y'. All, these are my peoples he lives on. Well, no, I don't know that's true.
Miles Turner
Okay.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, but yeah, I was just saying, it's like he kind of like. He don't hate it, so. Of course not. That's still his baby. But he like, we could have did something along something else a long time ago, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know this is real life, bro. I thought he talking about and the kid just wasn't good or he quick.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, he was good. He just said it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Feel like hooping no more. Oh, he didn't.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
As much money as he spent. He was supposed to be. And I don't want. We don't want to diss no school. He was supposed to go bigger then.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, but he still went to school for basketball.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, one. One semester. One semester.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, he quit. Okay.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He gave it a shot.
Miles Turner
Okay.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, yeah. This ain't for me.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He said, this ain't for me. Got so I'm like, bro, I'mma be real. My are strong. I'm. I'm dealing and disowning myself.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm okay with that though, though. You just owe me $150,000.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
See what I'm saying?
Miles Turner
You're never getting any. Get it off, get it back in. Anytime I get an argument you gonna bring back to that point. It's gonna be a riff of y relationship, cuz. Be a good day. Hey, man, remember you dropped out ca and put me all this dirt n.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He ain't in debt. No, no, he just. He just lost.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He just lost 150. He good.
Miles Turner
He.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I just feel. I'mma just feel away though, bro, because I'm like, damn, son. I feel like you knew before this.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. On God, you know, if you don't want hoop or not.
Miles Turner
Hey, man, live your truth, man. Regardless of the situation. All right, man, Moving on. Oh, you can play. This Anthony Davis, man, talks about how he became a maverick. This is hilarious. Shout out to Draymond, man. How you want to pod?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He was like,
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
they traded you for Luca. I'm like, rich, shut the hell up. What? Like, shut. What do you want? I think he's. I'm thinking. Really be thinking. He's just playing. And he was like. He was like, man, I swear. And at the time, like, wow, Palinka is calling me. I'm like, all right, Rich, I'm gonna call you back. Let me see.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
What? Wow.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No, I'm sorry. Nico was calling me and I'm like, rich, I'm gonna call you back. Like, hello? Yeah, I told you I was gonna come get you one day. I wanted you. Huh? That's crazy.
Miles Turner
That's how he found out he was Maverick. Hearing AD's side of the story about him getting traded is hilarious, man. Also, him getting blindsided to Washington was hilarious. But he said he with the young core out there, man. Shout out to Draymond. Dope pop.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, it's wicked, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Definitely wicked.
Miles Turner
To be playing with people lives like that is hilarious, bro. Wake up. And I gotta move to a different city.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
And it's from Lakers to Dallas to Washington.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Who about to be.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
They sick of me.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
My boy Kyle Cor about to be in Chicago.
Miles Turner
Potential candidates take over the Bulls front office job. Yep. Mike Dunleavy Jr. Kyle Corver, Landry Fields, Matt Lloyd and Austin Brown. I thought it was hilarious that they had Kyle Corver and Landry Fields. Opportunity for that situation is funny as hell.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Give it to Cal, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I can see Kyle being a good potential. That's hard. I wonder if he wants to. I'm asking Mike Dunleavy Jr. He's in Golden State right now, right?
Miles Turner
Yeah. That's very interesting.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He. Yeah, he that shit. Up, up.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
What is the position?
Miles Turner
Hey, I want him to do something wild. I want him to it up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, cuz, he. He didn't it up already. Yeah, he lost Jordan pool.
Miles Turner
A little bit of conspiracy in his bone. But that's why m. Loki left. He left right before got tricked.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He was just like.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He pulled a major job.
Miles Turner
He said, I'm not about to deal with this.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. He said, I'm out.
Miles Turner
And then Mike don't even say, hey, I don't give a what y' all was.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm surprised that he not like, like top for candidate Myers.
Miles Turner
Yeah, I don't think he Want that job.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, he don't want to with that no more.
Miles Turner
Yeah, well I think it's the Bulls in particular he's probably not too interested in. That is a tough job right now to sell. They said his old boys they fired they was like they didn't even know they were. Wasn't tapped in with him until after they hired him. I think that that's crazy. Yeah, the Bulls get well soon. A lot going on.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Would be a good pick.
Miles Turner
Yeah, I think so too.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I wanted to ask y' all how y' all feel about K's return NBA out of pocket or.
Miles Turner
I wish he would have came back in enough time to get that 65 game limit so he could have been first seen by NBA. One game shot sucks.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Lou made a good point, man. If you was good enough to play tomorrow, he probably was good enough to play yesterday.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, that's crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I wish he would have just subbed in.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Played one minute, subbed out, got the 64 game, came back, played his last game, got 65. So he can make all NBA.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cause don't that play with his money.
Miles Turner
Yeah, I mean obviously he's on supermax and he'll probably make another all NBA
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
even on supermax yet he had to make a all NBA team to get Supermax. Right?
Miles Turner
Oh, damn.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Wow.
Miles Turner
So it's all NBA or all star
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
or is it both NBA?
Miles Turner
Oh, that's tough. Well, he got a little bit of time but yeah, that's tough. I would have as much happens in the NBA. I would have loved for that to happen, bro. Yeah, that all in knowledgeable team is crazy because there a lot of people playing but I mean they had real injuries and it wasn't like it was low management in the past years K
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Max wiki contract that you get up to 269 make all NBA, huh?
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. See I need that 269 for Cade, man. He deserved it this year.
Miles Turner
Yeah. The deal process 30% of the salary cap if he makes the all NBA team. And he signed the deal in 24, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
No way bro.
Miles Turner
To lose off. Oh my God.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
For one game.
Miles Turner
I see why they doing that video, bro. That video. Excuse me, please tap in.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, they have to, bro. They robbing you Cade.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
All my life, bro.
Miles Turner
I have a puncture lung, bro. I swear I'm not bullshitting, bro. This is not a swollen ankle.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Nah.
Miles Turner
Yeah, stomach virus.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He jammed his finger, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And it's. We don't know if he can recreate. I'm not saying he can't we don't know if he can recreate this season. Yeah, you know what I mean? We don't know if he'll be the best team in the league and one of the top players in the league. So damn.
Miles Turner
You know, that's an interesting point. That's one thing I haven't liked about some of the discourse. People are just like, well, they can try again next year, bro. You can't guarantee that. Well, you don't know what can happen.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I may go off our team one time time. Because that's true, you know, I mean, you don't know what can happen, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That is true.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He could still be killing, but somebody else could be doing way more and make all NBA. Dan Lillard could come back and have a moment's coming back.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, bro, it's a lot of, you
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
know what I mean? Steph Curry might play a full season. You never know, you know what I mean? All these dudes.
Miles Turner
Yeah, that is tough, man. I don't like how people just acting like people are supposed to be good every year. I know we expect a lot from some of these people, but it is normal that, you know, some people have. Have bad season sometimes, bro, it's. And even some people's bad season, the regular season for most, but still that sucks, man. Get well soon. But moving on. The board of Governors meet in May 28, man. Anti tanking proposal, man. 18 teams the bottom 10 and miss a play in the eight to qualifier part of lottery. Bob T have 8% shot and the other 20% is split amongst the rest. How y' all feel about this? Man, all 18 spots getting drawn for the lottery. They're making it more dramatic, but
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I ain't mad at it.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I just mean the bottom 18 just go got a shot.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'm with that. I'm with that. That make that shit fun too. Yeah, that makes this fun. Like a real draw.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Whoa.
Miles Turner
I guess if you call the draft lottery real.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Come on. Adam Silver, nigga. Put everybody name in a cup, nigga, and you pull it out and say it. Hey. The Dallas Mavericks with the number one pick. The Dallas Mavericks in the 2028. Number one pick, 2029. The Dallas.
Miles Turner
He said payo about to be a farm Dallas.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Honestly, bro, some shit like that could happen.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, that rigged?
Miles Turner
Yeah, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I feel like there's no disrespect to the league. It's just I feel like ain't no way you trade Luca ad get hurt. Shit hit the fan. They like get the team out of Dallas all of a sudden. Y' all like shit. We gonna give y'. All Cooper, y'. All. Everybody calm the fuck down. Come on, bro.
Miles Turner
It's a business, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
New Orleans, Chris Paul leave. They try. They want to move the team. They fucked up. You get Anthony Davis.
Miles Turner
Come on. The Knicks getting Pat Ewing.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. Cleveland getting Brian that shit.
Miles Turner
Come on.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, that's Derrick Rose go to Chicago.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
D. Rose going to Chicago was.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Come on.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, not that is true there. That's probably the biggest one on some real.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Going to Cleveland.
Miles Turner
Yeah. Come on now, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cleveland was ballers.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, but what the.
Miles Turner
That's not what Richie Davis said.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
But I'm saying like Ricky Davis said,
Miles Turner
LeBron's here to help me top your quote.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
And I love Darius sm, but they was hating.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They was hating like a Darius Miles, my guy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
But they was on some good.
Miles Turner
Nah, man. Go ahead and bless us, man. Number one pick. Go ahead. It's time. But Ed is crazy cuz people don't talk about the Tim Duncan either. He should have really been a Celtic. Al, that supposed Rick Pino's play that
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
go way back to Magic Johnson and bird them though, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Hakeem Olajuwan, how you play for the Houston Cougars and get drafted by the Houston Rockets?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, so they call AJ the Bancer.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He going real hanging.
Miles Turner
Hey, you know what's up. But the number one thing, the Utah Jazz.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Come on, man.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Well, Magic Johnson should have not have been a Laker, bro.
Miles Turner
Yes, he was, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, Johnson a Laker bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That was beautiful.
Miles Turner
James Worthy. The Lakers get that number two pick that year. It's crazy off that trade too. That is insane, bro. That was cheating.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's who you know. You know, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Even like Lynn Bias being a Celtic.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, that was insane.
Miles Turner
That was crazy, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Wow. It is what it is.
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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John Green
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Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
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John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know.
Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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John Green
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Nick Dickenpole / Edwin Castro
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John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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Miles Turner
Yes.
John Green
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
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Miles Turner
Damn, his type for 30 is crazy too.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's one of the best 30 30s I ever l biased L bias. It's sad as fuck.
Miles Turner
Yeah, super sad.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't know which one is more sa sad that or the Benji Wil Benji Wilson.
Miles Turner
Oh that shit.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Them shits sad as hell. Yeah it's great learning lessons but super sad. Sure.
Miles Turner
Two sides of black trauma unfortunately to
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
choose from is probably worse though.
Miles Turner
Yeah cuz that a community effect bro. Being in high school bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah that even look bad. It just was how he got probably get popped in front of a convenience
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
store or some like that that they
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
said he was the one for real. I never really saw footage of him though. That's one person I never really saw footage of.
Miles Turner
Yeah just off the folklore alone I
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
always got respect all the love he was getting. I'm like he had to be number one player in talking about him.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That crazy.
Miles Turner
Yeah man, that sucks to see but yeah we'll see what they do with the end out taking because I don't think next year's draft is going to be as good as this one. So you probably have teams probably trying to play for real anyway so like yeah who's they might be doing this for no reason.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Who the potential number one pick next year.
Miles Turner
I couldn't tell you off hand because I don't even know who's going to leave or stay. But yeah, it's not too many one and dones as you see in this in this upcoming high school class.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I think they got predicted number two next year though.
Miles Turner
Yeah with this nil shit. It's so crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's crazy. For the last two years we knew AJ the Bancer Cooper flag.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah old boy from Louisville got to be up there. Who the dude from Louisville that wants to go play with Jamal Crawford or now?
Miles Turner
Yeah 1000% he probably up there. Yeah he's definitely the best high school player right now. But yeah I couldn't tell you offhand.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He ain't like he don't got people thinking like that though
Miles Turner
who yeah his
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
best possible PG who number one right there though Cameron Williams Dory from he
Miles Turner
going to do do yeah he all
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
right 16 yeah he hard yeah he nice though he he is nice though
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
he from Phoenix they got my boy
Miles Turner
Caleb hold on there turn up Arizona kill be a one and done yeah so we the energy will be the same to be real Jason Crow on there obviously as well a real bucket but yeah I don't I don't see that's going to have a big problem they're going to keep taking bro and
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
teams give us to the the first I mean the worst three teams get the first three picks bro N hell
Miles Turner
no oh no that try to be awful go NFL style for it to
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
get real wicked will you think they
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
be tanking now but that's why they put new rules gonna get called bro the Jazz can't you can't sit Jackson
Miles Turner
them go who but the one thing they can't they can't stop though is you taking a take foul when you one on one to 100 that Kings warriors game was nasty filthy and I can't get mad at the players they doing what the coach told them to do cuz the organization calling down too
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
that's when the NBA pushes the button though on that yeah that's when he
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
the Ripley kid at what they got
Miles Turner
D Ripley they had mid well a lot of the 12 he a dog I can't wait to see him at Duke next year.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
That's funny as hell. I just remember when you see these draft boards right now and then you go look at it the next year
Miles Turner
it's going to be totally different man. What but that nil got people little comfortable college people we think going first round said nah I can go back to College with another four where is
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
25 year old rising star yes next
Miles Turner
year when you go Slavia be up
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
there Respect Moving on 18 tonight oh God.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh God.
Miles Turner
It's crazy. Oh my gosh. Y' all crazy. Speaking of final four in the city man Shout out to the city of Indianapolis hold it down for the final four pass on the back. I did an amazing job man. Everybody seemed to enjoy themselves man. The games was fired, the vibes was fired. Activations was fire. Hey man, how was it during the dunk contest man I was next to the Russian judge over here man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Who me? I thought I was giving out good numbers. B He started the giving out tens
Miles Turner
all the time he had payola but
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I get What y' all was doing? Everybody got paid in the crowd with the tens. I had caught on a little late.
Miles Turner
Yeah, yeah.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You always a little late to the party. So go. Shout out to the winner. Shout out to the. Shout out to the young lady. When I was taking pictures, she slid me 200. I appreciate that. That was love her ticket one.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
So you know sl me 200.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You a took a picture with her
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
on some real.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He was like, ah. He know how he get when he get irritated.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Like, I. I did not do that.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He overw.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I literally told you. I literally took every picture. Come on.
Miles Turner
I know the me group is paid now. Be up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Ain't it, Chris Brown? Come on.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'm always social with the people, man. She slipped me 200. But that was a. The fact that we hosted a dun contest is crazy.
Miles Turner
The fact that that was live on ESPN was crazy as well. That was too much fun, man. Shout out to our guys. To hosting with us, man. And IU boys, man. Getting that nil chicken.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Shout out to little Shakir, man.
Miles Turner
Yes, sir.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The winner looked out, bro.
Miles Turner
Get well sooner, Nico, man, Jcole sold on us. But if you didn't know if you got perfect tens across the board, so why in the crowd? Gu got a thousand dollars, right? So we decided that it was time for people to get paid.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, we was trying to get paid.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I was locked in love.
Miles Turner
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I wasn't locked in at first. So they told me, like, everybody get paid.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'm like, yeah, you up a couple tickets.
Miles Turner
Yeah, yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Okay. My fault.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hey, respect.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Let me get that weak dunk a ten.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Respect, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Hey, I was cracking up. They like, man, what are you.
Miles Turner
He said, if I could do it, you're not getting.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, God, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
But you couldn't do it, though.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
All my life when I played basketball, half.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah. I'm saying, yeah, when you did. But, like, I'm like, bro, you're not putting your arm in the room hanging like Shakir did, bro. Nah, that was. That was game changing right there, bro.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It was.
Miles Turner
Oh, man. But final four was lit, man. Good vibes in the city. Hey, shout out to our driver from the event.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Hey. He was funny as the whole thing. This here. Hell, I ain't gonna lie to him. I ain't gonna lie.
Miles Turner
My boy said he found out about Tilted kill, lost his marbles.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I almost died in that b. Hey, what he say about the poems? Like, he said crazy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
It was wild.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Re said something. He was like, about a hot dog or something.
Miles Turner
Oh, don't search that.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No s. He Was like, don't search.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Crazy search.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yes, a crazy search. But I was crying. It was the biggest hot dog or something. Like the biggest hot dog you can find. He like, oh, don't type that in. That's a crazy search.
Miles Turner
Yeah. After that, in the Tilt to Kill conversation, I said, got free ass bunny wild.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He said, yeah, I went to tilt to kill. He said it was Easter. They had on bunny outfits. Said I was gonna stay the whole
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
night so he stay from open and close. Freaky ass, man.
Miles Turner
Freaky G. Jesus has not risen in there, brother. You are out of pocket for sure, man. But shout out to the final Four, man. City held it down. It's crazy that the championship even though shout out to Michigan, man. Congrats to y' all for getting that dub. People care more about the po Portal. Like people was worried about the Portal moves. The actual championship is. That was like the real free agency now.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Because once your team lose, you don't care who win.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Don't bro. Heavy too.
Miles Turner
They was mad at some players be here. Dude lost Friday. That night in the morning, his highlight tape was up. Tap in.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You already had a plan, bro. That'd be that justification. Just in case this don't fall on my side.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I don't make it home.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I. I'm. What? What's so funny to me is when act like they in high school and post their ch. Like this is who I'm. Y' all just lost, bro. How do you always have figure from
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Alabama, Auburn, Tennessee and lsu Said blessed
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
to receive offer from Alabama. He just lost 10 hours ago, bro. What the.
Miles Turner
They offer me this morning.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They told me it's gonna pay me 800,000.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I'm posting this offer.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cameron just got a. A six year old boy from. Damn, what's that name?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Moo.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
He used to date Angel Reese.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Fletcher.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Fletcher.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, you got the PowerPoint.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
God damn. Run it up, Cam.
Miles Turner
Get that bag.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
This year seven.
Miles Turner
Oh, yeah. In 200 years, bro. In a couple years.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Run it up, bro. He had been injured a lot.
Miles Turner
It. Get your. Get that chicken, bro.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
So this is kids. This is what y' all got to go up against? Like what?
Miles Turner
7th year and high Point had a hell of a season. 2.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
Miles Turner
Bread on the way. My boy loaded up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's like Ole miss quarterback had 17 and 19.
Miles Turner
He was hooping.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
How old is this?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
25.
Miles Turner
Old enough to have a 2020 double double. That means I need 2 million.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
Miles Turner
Pay what you weigh. Shout out to the nil evaluation.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I'm late to the league. It we got a good start in life.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I. I probably would have left a High point. I ain't going to hold you. I got guaranteed that seven year. I'm sure you can get some more chicken.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, yeah, you can go somewhere.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
High point got. High point got. That's a nice school, though. It might have some bread and they
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
probably taking care of that, too.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Probably got some bread.
Miles Turner
I with it when I'm waiting on. It's for somebody to lose to a team in the tournament and then announce that they going there next. That's no way.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No way. You can't beat me. Somebody I seen that had them in their top.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's wild, bro. Oh, boy. It's crazy. I think his last name is Reed from Yukon.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He played Michigan.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Played Michigan, yeah. UConn won two times in a row. Next transfer and lose to Michigan.
Miles Turner
Yeah, he was at crazy. He spent his whole college at UConn in Michigan some. It was unfortunate to get not get
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
a championship in either one of them.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Okay, that is insane, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah, man, but like you said, nil, boy. He got paid to go to both of them schools, boy.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, for sure. The money good, I think.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, he green.
Miles Turner
Yeah, man. College sport is real now for sure, man. I'm excited, man. We about to have the plays, but the NBA playoffs are on the way, baby. We go from March Madness to the real basketball playoff prediction. Anybody got a bold playoff prediction y' all want to stand on for the playoffs? For a start? Be here. Okay, see, back to back, you something I'm rolling. Not that that's too bold, but you something I'm rolling.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The Nuggets you got.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
You said who?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
OKC or the Nuggets?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I got the same. It's you out west.
Miles Turner
If I had to pick a team to come out the East. Who y'? All? Who y' all picking?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Cleveland for me.
Miles Turner
Cleveland Four Seagulls.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I love J.T. to death, but probably Cleveland. They got a strong.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I got Boston or Detroit.
Miles Turner
Boston or Detroit? Yeah, I ain't mad at it. I'm going to sit roll with Detroit, man. I'm locked in K coming back, man. It might take him a little bit of time to get his mars back, but I believe in that team. With that second unit playing the way they playing, that's a scary team. Also, I would not count the Celtics. Like you said, championship pedigree. We've seen JB dominating the fourth, and they need to. JT's only getting better. They got Booch back. I believe in that pedigree to get over the teams in the East. But we will see, man. I think it's going to be a lot of parody, especially in the east with the Lakers being damn. Get well soon. Yeah, I'm a little disappointed at me. I would wanted to see playoff. Luca and Brian man activated for real. We won't get to see that this year, unfortunately. Maybe never again. Probably last year in la. This Rockets team been winning some games too. But I don't know what that looks like. You got your guy Jamie Daniels back and AE should be back hopefully soon on A's behalf. But the Timberwolves, they could be a
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
sleeper if they healthy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
But I think they just too banged up, bro.
Miles Turner
Yeah, bad timing.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Bad timing, Hunter. It might be ugly.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah, okay.
Miles Turner
I mean we will see, man. NBA playoffs on the way. Also 5:20 day. We're going to announce it coming soon.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Can I say today, not the date.
Miles Turner
Oh, I can't say that either. Hey, we're gonna have a good time, man. It's gonna be interactive during the day, turn up at night. We got merch live. Tap in if you can't pull up, man. We appreciate y' all always support us, man. Fox, we're gonna go up.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. We having a field day. We talking about it today, but we got a field day. Yeah, we already got some of the teams picked. You want to special merch?
Miles Turner
Yeah. It's gonna be a vibe, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's gonna be lit, man. It's a familiar place. We all got our own teams. Cause these, these, these and these non athletes are not on my team.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, don't worry.
Miles Turner
Yeah. I'm here to win.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He don't got no athletes on his team.
Miles Turner
You don't know my roster.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
His men's league that he play in, they are not athletic. I watched him play a Butler. We gonna beat them. This don't know an athlete but me ain't good and I'm not athlete no more. Hey, Gun sh probably actually has the scariest team. Beh team is probably the scariest.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Don't you wait, boy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
No, that's can't.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
I think so.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
He must. He must have joined. But I think me and Mal is gonna win because we created the games. He must have joined the alpha then. No. Oh, he good in them not beating us. He got a longer list than a team.
Miles Turner
Wells has nil. So we will win. We tapped in.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
It's me and Marcus and started off.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Who the girls on your squad?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
We in search. We in search.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah, search.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
They loading. They loading.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
You sure?
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Move. Who the girls?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Oh, Tor.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
We In a portal. We in a portal. I think his female competition is probably gonna win. W. He got a portion now. Oh, no.
Miles Turner
We in the portal, man.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
We g. Have four kids now. She ain't moving like this.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Whoa. That's crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
I mean, two after you have two, it's like four.
Miles Turner
Shout out to my squad. We gonna get this dub. I don't know what they talking about.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Be here. We got. We gotta find some girl athletes. Please tap in if you after. I got two locked and loaded. Oh, what about that gym? Okay, I got. I got one. It's almost team. He can't.
Miles Turner
He got all girls.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
We got two girls already. Oh, does he already?
Miles Turner
Okay, shout out to the D hires. I know y' all was on the same team. That's a little crazy.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
By the way, me and Marcus. Yeah, yeah, we on that. Yeah. Lou, you on our team too, huh? No, I'm coaching.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
All right.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Yeah. So who else on our team?
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Yeah.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Oh, yeah, I forgot we had a little Phil Hogan. That's what's up. Up.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
That's a good pickup.
Miles Turner
His brother.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Hey, that's a good pickup. That's a solid pickup. Like a.
Miles Turner
If they not paying you right, tap in, bro. I got you. We ain't doing that broke. We gonna win right way, baby.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Start add more athletes. We got a couple special guests. Oh, damn. Greg and Darius. That's cool.
Miles Turner
Got a couple special guests. D. My team, man. Don't poach. Shout out to my squad. Hey, man, we will tap in like we said, man. 520 day loaded, man. Special announcements on the way. Appreciate y'. All. Shout out to boost smoke mobile family. You know the vibes, man. Shout out to the good people over there at StockX, keeping us fresh in the set as well. Also, be here and tell the people that. Grab some merch.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
Shop Club520.com Baby, tap in.
Miles Turner
We love the man. Special merch already there. If you can't pull up. We appreciate y'.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
All.
Miles Turner
We'll catch y' all next time. Club520.
Mike D.J. Wells / Lou
The volume.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
And we have been joined at the
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
H since high school.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Absolutely.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
A redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip, just a little bit bigger hips. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey with all the snacks and drinks. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
Well, then you got em.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Listen to soccer moms on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Miles Turner
I'm Miles Turner.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
And I'm Brianna Stewart.
Miles Turner
And our podcast game recognized game, has
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
never been done before.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
Two active players giving you a real look at our lives and what we actually think on and off the court.
Miles Turner
Nothing's off limits.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
We talk tanking. I might get in trouble for this answer, but I think it's, like, definitely happening.
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
In the wnba, we talk about our mistakes too.
Miles Turner
They pulled me to the side and
DJ Wells / Mike D.J. Wells
was like, hey, man, we got a call last night, man, you can't be
Miles Turner
rolling around the city like this tonight.
Lily Herman / Leigh Ann / Brianna Stewart
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Episode Title: Jeff Teague on Anthony Davis’ CRAZY reaction to getting TRADED from Lakers to Mavs, NBA HOT TAKES
Release Date: April 9, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells (Mike D.J. Wells), Bishop B Henn
Producer: iHeartPodcasts / The Volume
This week on Club 520, NBA All-Star Jeff Teague joins DJ Wells and Bishop B Henn for their signature blend of hilarious real-life stories and unfiltered conversations on sports and culture. The crew dives into some wild basketball news—most notably, Anthony Davis’ shocked reaction to being traded from the Lakers to the Mavericks, and even wilder NBA hot takes. Along the way, they riff on gambling woes, AAU youth basketball culture, NIL madness, player development, and the business behind modern hoops. Expect sharp banter, playful roasts, and insights from real pros.
Timestamps: 03:00–06:00
Notable Quote:
“Parlay's been kicking my ass. We lost. Dillon Brooks sold us yesterday...I missed out on 8,500. He had to have 15 points. He sold me!”
— Lou, (04:00)
Timestamps: 06:00–10:00
Timestamps: 11:30–18:50
Notable Quote:
“You do not want to lose any fat. And then it’s going to hurt as well. She’s sitting backwards on the plane.”
— Barbie (18:59)
Timestamps: 28:40–32:00
Notable Quote:
“He eats hot dogs and Raisin Bran. I’m done with this.”
— DJ Wells (34:00)
Timestamps: 38:12–41:50
Timestamps: 42:05–43:35
Notable Quote:
“How am I getting a felony because of somebody else's mistake? I just came to work!”
— Mike (42:46)
Timestamps: 44:00–55:16
Notable Quote:
“If my kid can't go to college to play basketball, don’t waste your time...You gonna be the smartest in the room—we really gotta get these grades right.”
— DJ Wells (57:56)
Timestamps: 55:20–56:49
Timestamps: 61:39–63:58
Notable Quote:
“That’s how he found out he was a Maverick. Hearing AD’s side of the story about him getting traded is hilarious, man.”
— Miles Turner (62:20)
Timestamps: 66:19–69:45
Notable Quotes:
“Call me Adam Silver, put everybody’s name in a cup, and you pull it out...The Dallas Mavericks with the #1 pick. The Dallas Mavericks with the #2 pick!”
— Mike (67:15)
“You think China has a president? Those draft lotteries… That’s Derrick Rose going to Chicago.”
— DJ Wells & Miles Turner (68:10)
Timestamps: 80:10–84:19
Notable Quotes:
“He spent his whole college at UConn and Michigan...He got paid to go to both of them schools!”
— Miles Turner (83:04)
Timestamps: 83:21–84:58
Timestamps: 85:02–87:58
“Parlay's been kicking my ass. We lost. Dillon Brooks sold us yesterday...I missed out on 8,500. He had to have 15 points. He sold me!”
— Lou (04:00)
“You do not want to lose any fat...She’s sitting backwards on the plane.”
— Barbie (18:59, about BBL recovery)
“How am I getting a felony because of somebody else's mistake? I just came to work!”
— Mike (42:46, re: payroll error story)
“If my kid can't go to college to play basketball, don’t waste your time...You gonna be the smartest in the room—we really gotta get these grades right.”
— DJ Wells (57:56)
“That’s how he found out he was a Maverick. Hearing AD’s side of the story about him getting traded is hilarious, man.”
— Miles Turner (62:20)
“Call me Adam Silver, put everybody’s name in a cup, and you pull it out...The Dallas Mavericks with the #1 pick. The Dallas Mavericks with the #2 pick!”
— Mike (67:15)
“He spent his whole college at UConn and Michigan...He got paid to go to both of them schools!”
— Miles Turner (83:04)
This episode is a quintessential Club 520 experience—blending NBA news and culture, personal hilarious real-life stories, and raw, unfiltered group therapy. It covers everything from Anthony Davis' trade saga to the economics of AAU basketball, the rise of NIL, and straight-up snack excellence. The playful energy and honesty will entertain longtime basketball fans as well as anyone who loves real talk barbershop-style.
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