Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Anthony Davis getting TRADED to Wizards, Kawhi Leonard added to NBA All-Star game

Summary

Club 520 Podcast – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Jeff Teague on Anthony Davis getting TRADED to Wizards, Kawhi Leonard added to NBA All-Star game
Date: February 5, 2026
Hosts: Jeff Teague (Young Nacho), DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn
Podcast: Club 520

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 features a lively and comedic roundtable between Jeff Teague and co-hosts DJ Wells and Bishop B Henn, mixing hilarious personal stories with sharp takes on the NBA’s wildest trade news and cultural happenings. The crew breaks down Anthony Davis’ shocking trade to the Wizards, Darius Garland joining the Clippers, Kawhi Leonard’s All-Star addition, debates on All-Star Game formats, as well as classic banter about everything from Girl Scout cookies to hypothetical $100-million NIL deals in college sports.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Community & Nostalgia in High School Basketball

Timestamps: 02:30–03:10

• Hosts reminisce on the positive impact of local high school basketball, appreciating how recent games rekindled city pride and Friday night traditions.
• Quote: “Try to bring back that nostalgia a little bit.” — DJ Wells (02:58)

2. Barbara’s Vacation Misadventure

Timestamps: 05:01–08:48

• Regular bartender Barbara shares a wild story about nearly being kidnapped after leaving her resort in Mexico, leading to laughter and friendly jabs about travel safety.
• Quote: “I will choke you with your own seat belt if you don’t slow down.” — Barbara (05:42)

3. Serious – The Wiping Conversation and Relationship Expectations

Timestamps: 13:14–20:03

• Viral clip discussed in which a woman whose man cared for her through brain surgeries complains about not being taken on dates, leading to sharp comedic critique.
• Quote: “She said she don’t feel appreciated after a [man] wiped her ass.” — DJ Wells (14:05)
• The guys level serious but hilarious commentary on relationship reciprocity and modern expectations, comparing it to wiping dirty diapers, and questioning where to draw lines for loved ones.

4. NBA All-Star Selections, Trades & Reactions

Timestamps: 28:16–31:38

• Deep dive into the seismic NBA trades:
  • Darius Garland traded to the Clippers — Reaction to the Rich Paul “foreshadowing” of Garland’s departure from Cleveland.
    • Quote: “Rich Paul went to the GM and the player and said, ‘yeah, it’s gonna be his last year here’ — is fire to me.” — Bishop B (28:49)
  • Kawhi Leonard All-Star addition: Hosts discuss All-Star format, debates over deserving replacements for injured players, and who got snubbed.
  • Anthony Davis to Wizards — Major focus on the Wizards’ front office moves, loading up with young talent and “turning this shit around.”
    • Quote: “The Wizards came up. You get two killers, two perennial All-Stars, your young core is already there.” — Bishop B (31:39)

5. Roundup of Trade Deadline Moves & Team Impact

Timestamps: 31:38–36:51

• Quick-fire rundown: DLo’s future, Kobe White’s move, Bulls and Jazz buyout situations, Chris Paul’s next landing spot, and more.
• Lively speculation on Lakers, Kings, Mavericks, Pacers, and OKC, with strong opinions about player value and fit.

6. All-Star Game Format & Criticisms

Timestamps: 47:10–48:20

• Debates on the new World vs. USA All-Star structure.
• Quote: “I’m not racist at all…but damn bro, doing that whole world team…you just up what we was used to watching.” — Young Nacho (47:31)
• All agree: bring back the old, competitive format and original jerseys.

7. NBA Trade Deadline: Player Mindset

Timestamps: 37:53–39:43

• Jeff Teague reflects on his own experience as an NBA player at the trade deadline, describing the anxious, comical moments awaiting potential calls.
• Quote: “You be waiting, hope that motherfucker, two o’clock hit, so I don’t gotta move. That’s all it really is.” — Jeff Teague (38:11)

8. College Sports NIL Hypotheticals (“Mr. Beast Effect”)

Timestamps: 48:30–53:59

• Imagining if YouTuber Mr. Beast spent $100 million in NIL money at a small college (East Carolina University): Could he “buy” a national title?
• The crew jokingly builds rosters, evaluates how many elite players it would take, and compares recruiting in basketball and football.

9. Financial Woes in College Athletics

Timestamps: 53:17–56:04

• Florida State’s eye-popping $437 million athletic debt becomes a punchline, with a hilarious breakdown of collegiate mismanagement.

10. Music: Versus Battles & Cultural Memories

Timestamps: 64:01–71:14

• Trick Daddy vs. Plies: Lighthearted, passionate debate over who would win in a Verzuz battle, with song highlights and crowd reactions.
  • Quote: “He gonna play ran off on the plug…” — Young Nacho (64:39)
• Branches into what makes for a “good” Verzuz, importance of setting, and dream battles (Drake vs. Future, TI vs. Wayne, etc.).

11. Oddball Wrap-ups

Timestamps: 73:00–76:46

• Quick reactions to Jackson Hayes (Lakers) getting suspended for pushing the Wizards mascot.
• The group is both grossed out and amused by a viral video about a man addicted to eating couch cushions.
• Jokes about AI-generated content and Michael Parsons being caught in a mildly embarrassing social media moment.

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Notable Quotes

• On Anthony Davis trade to Wizards:
  “They talked about AD supposed to be a Hawk. They said in 30 days, they gave Trae Young more help than the Hawks ever gave him in his entire career.” — Bishop B (31:02)

• On relationship labor:
  “Could you imagine being there with your girl through all these surgeries…and you go and embarrass him? That’s insane.” — Young Nacho (15:41)

• On All-Star Game changes:
  “If we got a [player] play ‘Bands Make Her Dance,’ I want to hear another ‘Bands Make Her Dance’ type of song sequence…What we doing?” — Young Nacho (69:17), debating the vibe mismatches in music battles.

• On salary cap era college recruiting:
  “I’d turn IUPUI up! ...You want the whole team? I’ll pay y’all double whatever [the coach] paid you last year.” — DJ Wells (52:24)

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Selected Timestamps for Important Segments

• Barbara’s near-kidnapping vacation story: 05:01–08:48
• Viral ‘wiping’ relationship panel discussion: 13:14–20:03
• NBA trades & Anthony Davis to Wizards: 28:16–31:38
• All-Star Game format/criticisms: 47:10–48:20
• Trade anxiety for NBA players: 37:53–39:43
• Mr. Beast NIL scenario in college sports: 48:30–53:59
• Trick Daddy vs Plies Verzuz debate: 64:01–71:14
• Mascot incident/Jackson Hayes: 73:00–73:50

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Memorable Moments

• Comedic riffing on Girl Scout cookies and the “OG” energy of Thin Mints and Samoas (09:19–10:10).
• Wild squatter hustle: The hosts laugh about a viral “rich poster squatter” flexing a luxury car on IG, and whether they could ever deal with squatters (24:00–26:39).
• The “Couch Cushion Eater” video (74:00–75:15) has everyone in disbelieving stitches.
• Hypothetical All-Star lineups and classic NBA nostalgia, with passionate, unapologetic opinions as always.

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Tone and Energy

Chaotic and hilarious, with plenty of good-natured roasting, honest sports insight, and real talk filtered through the unique lens of ex-player Jeff Teague and his friends. They mix nostalgia, pop culture, and expert angles on the business and feeling of modern basketball.

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For New Listeners

Whether you’re plugged into the NBA ecosystem or just enjoy raw, comedic sports banter, this episode delivers entertainment alongside actual basketball IQ.
The Club 520 crew’s candid, locker-room energy and mixture of “insider” and “outsider” perspectives make it engaging even when you don’t follow every detail—just skip the ads and settle in for barbershop-level storytelling and NBA analysis.

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Follow Club 520 Podcast: @club520podcast
Hosts: @jeffteague @thatsanopiniondj @outthepearlys

Transcript

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[C]

I got him, man. We're gonna cook one up either way. I know we good, though.

[B]

They've been talking about the super bowl, you know what I'm saying? The passing. The Seahawks ain't got the big names and stuff like that. Some money to be made, baby. That's all we care about.

[C]

That's all we care about, though.

[B]

We gonna get made around here. Yeah. Last but certain. Not least, man. Shout out to StockX keeping us fresh and the set as well. Same gang with me to my left. We got my dog, Bishop B. Head out the pearlies. How you what Nasty.

[C]

Cool and nasty, man. Family getting on my nerves, but damn glad. Glad to be here, bro.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What's your family?

[B]

Everything okay?

[C]

I share a lot of. I shared my journey on the show with this one.

[A]

I got a chance Barbie.

[B]

It's deeper than rap. The Ruffles want right now to my Right. We got my dog, Young Nacho. Young Teague. How you.

[A]

What? Oh, man, chilling, man, chilling. Day before a big game, man.

[B]

Excited.

[A]

Excited.

[C]

Big rivalry game.

[B]

Bringing back the vibes, baby.

[A]

Robberies.

[C]

Yeah, make sure y' all pull up to the game, too, man.

[A]

Yeah, and bring y' all best behavior, man.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Pull up. Act right, man. It's a home game. Fight Red Devils. Don't act stupid. I do applaud you in the game for bringing the. The vibes back, man. Friday nights, the weekends have been solid in the city. High school basketball kind of died down, but it's showing a lot of pride to everybody. Community, people showing up, even if it's because of. Hey, it don't matter, man. Let these kids get an audience, man. Promote your community.

[A]

It's been exciting for this. This year has been exciting. We had some good crowds for most of the. Most of the games, man. Try to bring back that nostalgia a little bit.

[C]

Yeah, took that rule out. 6:00pm Rule, so.

[B]

Oh, they have.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, you know what's crazy? I've been, like, hustling to buy tickets before 6 o', clock, decide if I'm gonna go to the game or not. I didn't know that was.

[A]

Yeah, they took it out. They needed to, though. Yeah, man, it's good to have an opportunity to see the young boys play, man.

[B]

And I like the fact that I'm saying that y' all get the villain role, so everybody bring their best energy towards y'. All.

[A]

We got that role. I've never been good at that. That's not my role. I need to be loved. What young boy said.

[C]

It'S a. I get it.

[A]

It come with it.

[B]

I get it.

[A]

Yeah, I know. I. I know. I got it. We was the villain row when we won six games that year.

[B]

That was the crazy part.

[A]

I was like, we are the weakest team in the nation now.

[C]

It's there before, like, in the summertime.

[A]

So people hated us. And we even have a team yet.

[C]

It was meant to be, man.

[B]

Push over, man. All right. Barbie, you here?

[D]

Always.

[B]

We got lots to talk about today.

[A]

Let's go, Mar. I'll tell you when you get here. Out of town, out of town.

[B]

Thug it with your rounds. All right, B. What we got today?

[D]

You know Valentine's Day is coming up, man.

[A]

I hate that day.

[D]

We got the Demon Smash.

[A]

Whoa. Damn. He took a drink and says damn.

[B]

Before he heard the name. What's the ingredients in the Demon Smash, Barbie?

[D]

It's muddled.

[C]

Strawberries.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Tequila, lime juice, orange liqueur. And a little bit of.

[C]

What should I use? I love strawberry orange.

[B]

Is there boy sweetener?

[D]

I use agave.

[B]

Okay. Top five. Drew say though.

[A]

That's crazy. Demon ho.

[B]

The remix.

[C]

That's insane.

[B]

Now, Barbie, how was your birthday?

[D]

I had an amazing time.

[B]

Turn me up.

[D]

I'm glad to be back here because it's.

[A]

I'm glad you made it back.

[D]

Almost was in the back of a van this time.

[A]

Whoa. What you laughing?

[D]

You know, you supposed to stay on the resort, stay out of random people's cars.

[A]

Yeah. It's just a normal world.

[B]

Yeah, you should be in anybody car. You don't know in Tippeton.

[D]

It's Uber and anywhere, you know? But hey, I'm a trusting soul. So we went off the resort, mingled with some locals. It was time to go home. I'm like, oh, well, we passing the resort. Wait a minute. I said. He was like, no, we go back to my house. We go drink. Take us back to the resort or I'm about to choke you with your own seat belt. So we had a little bicker, and then we made it back to the resort safely.

[B]

But I was pretty scared that was.

[A]

About to dry Y up.

[D]

No.

[B]

Tell him when Barbara's about to be on Law and order. SVU International.

[C]

You too old. Too old. You too old.

[B]

Keep making these statements. About to pull up to keep making.

[C]

These poor decisions.

[B]

For.

[C]

Hold on, Jeff, bro. You too old to keep making these piss poor decisions.

[A]

Bro.

[C]

Why you over in Mexico? That's crazy Barbie. To have to tell a. No, it ain't. Because that thought it was okay to take you back to the crib. Some drinks, boy, you need your ass.

[D]

I know my daddy would kill me.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. But you gotta chill out.

[B]

Here's the episode.

[D]

He said he wasn't gonna listen.

[A]

You ain't even had a truck with you.

[D]

He told me, when I land, get some mace and a knife. I'm just out.

[C]

You have to tell somebody. I will choke you with your own seat belt if you don't slow down.

[B]

Hey, before. I don't want to ruin Parby's story, but when we almost got fake abducted atl, I was with y'. All. Mike was texting me. He said, hey, if he don't tell us where we going, I'm about to crash. He said I was gonna choke you with a seat belt. I didn't know that was just the off the drib. Yes, bro, to mobilize a driving the car.

[C]

Not while I'm in that motherfucker Y.

[A]

Sound like that one. Y' all never seen the video when the lady was trying to show how to escape if somebody was trying to.

[B]

Yo, we need that video, bro.

[D]

That's funny.

[B]

Be careful, man.

[A]

Get out, man.

[D]

It was really my friend fault because I was cool. I was trying to. You know, I'm getting older. I'm cool with chilling on the resort. You know, I don't got to go out all the time. But she was just, like, adamant about it, and it was our last night. I'm like, not we getting kidnapped on our last fucking night. Like, I was pissed.

[B]

The real last dance.

[C]

So what was she doing? Was she just sitting there ready to go to the N crib?

[D]

Nah, she was. We was about to beat his ass.

[B]

Okay, y' all locked in.

[A]

He was a Spanish dude.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Enrique.

[A]

Understand y' all niggas?

[D]

No, he did. Then he started trying to act like he did. We've been communicating well all night. Don't start that.

[A]

He was like, yeah, what's up with y'?

[B]

All?

[C]

Take this home. Ubers are strangers, essentially. But that's just.

[B]

Yes, they are.

[D]

Because I was even worried about using Uber out there, but they were like, yeah, the Uber saved because I was paying, like, the taxis through the resort because they, like, have to screen everybody and stuff like that.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Where the y' all was going, though?

[D]

We ended up going to some club in, like, San Juan or something like that.

[A]

Oh, that sound like kidnapped.

[D]

Yeah, it's pretty rough. As soon as we got down there. You want some coke?

[B]

I'm like, no, you on vacation?

[A]

How you was?

[D]

They was walking up on the beach offering it. Thank you.

[C]

Damn, Barbara.

[A]

Was it pink?

[C]

That's why I'd be cool.

[D]

No, traveling is fun. Don't let that.

[B]

Travel is fun. But if you are a place where there's resorts, just tap in with them first.

[A]

I'm glad you came back. As the other didn't make it back.

[B]

Shout out the book. We still ain't seen, but, oh, yeah, I have.

[C]

Man, get this.

[D]

I would have been terrified.

[C]

Bug back, man.

[A]

I see him. He ain't hooped in a minute.

[C]

I was.

[A]

Oh, he was there. He said he had just making a.

[D]

Pay while they were stuck.

[C]

Yeah, they still had to pay.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

That was Can't Live for Free.

[B]

Jamaica said, hey, we gonna be down for a couple years, so y' all gonna pay with y'. All. Wait right now. Have y' all seen the video with dude try to escape, but then he wake up in heaven? He's just like I thought I got loose.

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

Tis the season though. Tis the season. Girl scout cookies. What is our favorite girl scout cookie? Yeah, they've been hustling outside of everywhere. Grocery stores. I see at the gas station. Damn.

[A]

I'm ready for those. Yeah, I like that blue pack tree foils. Come on man.

[B]

Oh gee. Cannot cannot go wrong with those.

[A]

My grandma had them cookies for I.

[B]

Like them top tier.

[C]

Yeah, I'm cool on them this year.

[B]

Are you scaling back me here?

[C]

Yeah, they didn't hit the same last year bro. I usually get the Samoa whatever.

[A]

Which one is that?

[B]

Oh God. Purple box.

[A]

Is that the chocolate one? No, that's the man that's the green ones. No, I'm cool.

[C]

Paper.

[A]

I wouldn't you with thin mints.

[B]

Th miss in the freezer.

[C]

In the freezer. You should crush them up put them in the ice cream. If you didn't have thin in ice cream. I used to do that back.

[B]

Yeah, now some more is my number.

[A]

One his recipes not for real Thin.

[C]

Mints in the ice cream.

[A]

Get them cold bro.

[C]

That that's a late night snack.

[A]

I'm still think about the said that Taco bell order cuz you know how.

[B]

Many people sent me Taco Bell chalupa Lord, you know how many hey dead ass.

[A]

When I got in the car the first thing that popped on my phone was Taco Bell. I said I ain't seen a Taco Bell ad in yes a year and.

[C]

A half coming to a viewer near.

[B]

You bro, they listening. Bro. It ain't nothing scarier when you talk about some conversation. Open your phone and see a like.

[A]

I ain't talk about that this morning.

[B]

Yeah bro, they listening.

[C]

They got to get that off bro. They gotta get out off people phones.

[B]

Oh no, they got us.

[A]

Yeah, I keep talking about these big booty ho every time I open Instagram.

[C]

Every time Lou open that damn the gas cre right there on the morning show.

[B]

Hey, we have got to add that feature to the show. The ass at P R espn.

[C]

It's A with penny hoes at the bottom of the screen like B.

[B]

What's your favorite girl scout cookie?

[A]

Samoas, Samoas.

[B]

Top tier. I'm rolling. Yeah, I never had them though man. They've been hustling man they've been hustling. I've been seeing them places. I ain't never seen them before. I ain't never seen girl scouts at the gas station.

[C]

Oh yeah, they be there.

[A]

I ain't never seen that either.

[C]

Yeah, they be There. But I see them like, they used to have them out in. In karma at the marathon.

[A]

What they. What they say on that movie? On. Never mind. That's the. How about I say on Friday?

[B]

Yeah, he's the Lord's name. Sell cookies.

[A]

Yeah, I already got some trouble with your water, man.

[D]

That movie is hilarious.

[B]

Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

[D]

Oh, and the guy that I thought was gonna kidnap us, he's actually tapped into the show. So if he's seeing this, don't be offended.

[C]

That's why he got in the car. Cause he said he watched 520.

[D]

No, no, no. I was telling him about it. Oh, I tell everybody about it. He said, I seen it, I've seen it. I like it.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

He said, oh, they ransom.

[A]

That's what he's like.

[B]

He saw a payday.

[D]

They don't give a fuck. It'll be a new bartender on here today. If I was gone.

[A]

Of course not. They would have been like, we gotta pay 20,000 to get Barbie.

[B]

I've been like, damn, we got Nissan Rogue Trade.

[A]

I'll be like, damn, boy, how you bar over there, boy?

[C]

Said she got seven brothers.

[A]

I be like, katina, man, y' all ready to. Which one Y be the boy who's.

[D]

Going to be the host now?

[C]

Lock in.

[D]

It's 5:20 somewhere. Let's continue.

[B]

It's 5:20 over there.

[C]

Now. She got them T shirts booming. Where they at? 720. Deal.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

How much she made out My daddy.

[D]

Was coming to get me.

[C]

Y' all.

[A]

Like your friend.

[B]

They was in the comments. It was like, we don't know if Barbie on vacation, she bringing the love back.

[D]

I fucking wish.

[B]

All right, please go to the video of the young lady who talked about her. Yes. The first one you had. Please play this. I don't know if y' all familiar with this young lady. She had a little bit of an issue battling with something. Neurological issues, especially with her brain. Her man got her back to health, and now here's her complaints.

[A]

You do if your partner is amazing.

[B]

Like, he's amazing emotionally, physically.

[D]

Earlier this year, I had to have two brain surgeries.

[A]

Surgeries.

[B]

He stayed with me in the hospitals.

[A]

He even washed my butt some of the times.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

But he wasn't working for a couple of months. And I'm 24 now, so I basically.

[B]

Feel like I'm just real grown.

[D]

And I just want to know, like, how long.

[B]

Yeah, the pause this 24 grow. That's not me talking.

[A]

That's the crowd.

[D]

So what's Your question basically, like, we haven't been out on any dates or anything recently. And I just want to know, like.

[A]

How long do I wait before I feel appreciated?

[C]

That's why I ain't good for no like that.

[A]

Hold on. She said she don't feel appreciated after a and wiped her ass.

[C]

A that's sat with you during these two brain surgeries.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And you talking about you want to go on a date. Yeah, that you need a third one. That loosen there doctor's dj, don't take her back through that third time.

[B]

Should be a charm around this third time.

[C]

I'm ready to soccer your.

[A]

That's crazy, bro.

[C]

That's crazy, bro.

[B]

I don't wipe your ass. You talking about we can't go on a date?

[A]

No, I'm cool off that one transfer portal.

[B]

I would have been but he would.

[A]

Have been up if he left her.

[C]

You think so?

[A]

Yeah. If he would have been like, yeah, I ain't gonna. I'm cool, fam. Or even when she got healthy, a was like, well, you know, it's been a lot on me. I'm. You know, I'm gonna go do something else. Y' all would have been like, he. Oh, he a weak ass.

[C]

I'll be like, dj, what DJ said in that courtroom. What we looking like?

[B]

Make it make sense, bro.

[C]

Like experience. Cause too, bro, I swear, could you imagine being there with your girl through all these surgeries? That brain surgery is serious. As for all surgeries are.

[A]

But this is crazy.

[B]

Life threatening.

[C]

Yes, life threatening. Sit through two and she goes on a panel and tells a you ain't taking her on a date. You already shared the real. It's like he a real sitting there. Which a lot of would. Cause I wouldn't damn you sitting there with you.

[B]

You would do that at 24?

[C]

I was. I would do that with your next. But that's a girl I'm dating like this. He. He brought. He probably just green. He didn't see the red flags. A see what you through your brain surgery, bro, and you go and embarrass him. That's insane.

[B]

First of all, you're telling everybody I ain't got a job out of pocket. They did not need to know about my financial situation.

[A]

Left my dread right there.

[C]

She ain't rolling. They ain't got no one broke ass.

[D]

Nigga job with her. You can't take that much time off.

[B]

Oh about it.

[C]

If I lose my job with you.

[B]

You got to go now.

[C]

If I ain't no hustler. All right, I'M really shitty for bro. When you come back too.

[A]

Yeah. What. What podcast is that, cuz? I hope they went crazy on.

[B]

Yeah, that was a panel. Yeah, they. They. They got their off. You can play the rest of clip. They got their off. Not too much.

[A]

But I mean, I hope they do.

[B]

Yeah, they he city.

[D]

They always be going off in the.

[B]

Panel.

[D]

Like I was a cna.

[B]

If you don't feel appreciated. Can't win.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

Shout out to my dog, Trill Ace. Yeah, you can't.

[A]

You can't win, bro. Trio.

[C]

That's my guy.

[B]

Yeah, shout out to trio.

[A]

Man, you really can't win as a man.

[D]

Yes, you can. I wiped the nigga's ass and he got on Facebook and said, shout out to my grandma and my mama. Like, I ain't just wipe his ass and help him get healed either. So that's up for that, brother. He gonna find a good woman.

[C]

You probably didn't wipe good enough.

[D]

Yes, I did.

[C]

I' ma shout out my mama, grandma too. If I leave left with a streak of mushroom. Is you talking about Barbie?

[B]

Remember I was Texas said I' ma leave a spot. To be fair. Would you want that tag? He'd be like, shout out to Barbie, wipe my ass good this morning.

[D]

No, you don't gotta say that. Don't act like your grandma.

[C]

Your mama leave Barbie out the habitual.

[A]

I probably can't. I can't wipe your ass.

[D]

You can't wipe no ass.

[B]

Cause I'll throw up for your loved one.

[A]

I love you the but I'm probably gonna throw up. Like we gonna be some throwing up.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Put on like a suit, bro.

[B]

I remember one of my took a.

[A]

Outside and I lost it. I'm like, you outside?

[D]

We don't have indoor appointment Puerto Rico.

[C]

So now.

[A]

Now shout out to my man.

[C]

Now we here, man. Shout out to that girl. You know my.

[A]

He ready spirited on the school.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

I ain't gonna tell y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

It was.

[C]

That's crazy.

[B]

That's crazy. So a little cardboard.

[A]

I thought the gas was raw. Ew. Exactly. Shout out to my huge. They was there, though. We. We all threw up together also. Like Scary movie type.

[B]

Oh, that's nice.

[A]

He walked back with the cardboard like, yeah, this school, everybody. Like I had some brand new forces murdered him.

[D]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

That's insane.

[A]

All my brand new force of hugh and the little shout out to my.

[C]

See, that's the. That's the drawing line. Y' all. Not doing that for y'.

[A]

All. I mean, I would.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[A]

But it's gonna take a lot out of me, boy. My stomach ain't built for that.

[C]

If they. If they. But they sick for a month, I'm gonna be there.

[A]

I just. My stomach ain't built for it. It's gonna be a lot of oil. We both gonna be sick.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Walk you to the shower. I'll hose you off for sure. Yeah, I'll hose them off.

[B]

I got.

[A]

And I put them on the. Hose them on the bidet thing we got at the crib. We go buy one of them chairs from Walmart you can sit on.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Put them in the shower, he said.

[B]

Holds them off. Treat your level like sparkling images. Crazy.

[A]

You.

[C]

I. Yeah, but I rather wash. That's crazy Barbie. I rather wash your ass than wipe your ass. Like, I rather. You hand get what you can and then not come with the finishing touches.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Agree.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Me being the full.

[A]

I rather can't do the full starter. Cu. You right.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'mma just throw you on the ground and hold you down like m. What the hell? You got to hold the cheek open at least.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Now, I know you don't know that feeling, but take it outside for the. For the rest of the parents in here. We done changed some crazy diapers that'll make you second guess your religion.

[A]

You. Oh, that first diaper.

[C]

My first diaper wasn't too bad.

[A]

I'm never changing a diaper.

[B]

My first diaper wasn't too bad, but I've had some. One Them. Them blowouts, you be like, throw the whole baby away, bro.

[D]

When you.

[C]

When you mix. When you mix that cereal, like the first. When they. When they come up they stomach and.

[B]

They boo boo from here all the way, it be up, they back on socks, and you be like, thunder, baby away. I look at Reese like, we literally make another.

[C]

Make another tub. Yeah.

[B]

And they just look at you laughing and. And they know you.

[C]

I took my daughter outside to my mama house. Yeah.

[B]

Like, we just.

[C]

It was hot, but she had her pamper on and she just had a moment, bro. And we said, here you go, my.

[A]

Cousin who don't got kids.

[C]

Yeah.

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[C]

I just. I just. Would y' all want somebody? Would y' all want somebody? If y' all sick doing that for y' all, y' all significant other.

[B]

No make it worst case scenario, go get somebody to do this. Because the moment we get an argument. Nigga, I wiped your ass. Like Barbie just said we gotta be done.

[A]

Cause that's disrespectful.

[B]

Nah.

[A]

Cause just put me in the shower. I'll figure it out. My arm can work. Just toss me in the ear.

[C]

So I be asking y', all, dude, y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

Would y' all rather have your legs work? Charles.

[A]

Charles. Me just throw me. Charles.

[C]

She was trying to kill. Charles.

[B]

Kill.

[D]

She left his ass under for a long time.

[C]

That's why I'll be asking y', all, what's the most important thing. Your arms or your legs?

[B]

Legs. Gotta get him walk out my arms, bro.

[D]

Nothing. Did he.

[C]

You need both of your legs, bro.

[B]

I gotta get up a leg.

[A]

He couldn't get out the tub with them legs.

[C]

How would these.

[B]

Or you could have pushed up.

[A]

He was paralyzed from the neck down.

[D]

Yeah, he was.

[A]

Yeah, he was hurt.

[B]

Yeah, he got bad. All right, man. Please go to the next video. This is hilarious, man. Barbie, she is one of the top. She turned squatting into a real job. Rich water.

[A]

Who is it?

[B]

A rich poster. Squatter. All started around 4th of July weekend. The house that we're talking about was up for sale, and we heard there was a new buyer that was interested. Sounded like they were going to close around that period of time, and some new people moved in. We were aware that the sale had not closed and the new occupants were unlawfully occupying the building.

[A]

This her?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

She's doing content in the house she's squatting in?

[B]

Yes. Ah, and she had the luxury whip suit.

[A]

Where's she from? Yeah, it gotta be Detroit. You think she. What you think you have Atlanta. You gotta make a guess. You got Atlanta.

[B]

Where you got, oh, 1,000% Atlanta? Who you got? Neighborhood work.

[A]

We have a lot of elderly folks.

[C]

Who were afraid to.

[A]

I was gonna say Detroit because they were worried that someone like Tamika or.

[B]

Tamika herself would break in and be.

[C]

Living in their house and refuse to leave.

[B]

For the property owners here, Squatter Rice is crazy, bro. This is not your.

[A]

You can't be here, and you're flexing and what's crazy?

[B]

That's the firefight.

[A]

Nigga's probably blowing her up on IG something. Girl, you killing it.

[B]

How I get like you, big sis?

[A]

I gotta get like you?

[B]

What you do?

[D]

She's selling courses.

[A]

Maryland. She from Maryland. Even worse. That's about right.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

That's about right.

[B]

But anyway, you just stay in the property at yours, and we're not getting you out of there. Somebody gonna come in the house.

[D]

I'm surprised if people hadn't been called, you know, they'd be nosy in them neighborhoods.

[C]

I. I know some girls that do that in Atlanta, though.

[A]

Squat?

[C]

Nah, just stay where they ain't supposed to. Oh, God. What if I got good furniture and everything.

[B]

Well, how'd you post away? That is crazy.

[A]

Came back, said this nice and a.

[C]

You ain't getting this kind of money. You ain't never had one of these.

[A]

Mike was with you.

[B]

Oh, I've never been anywhere.

[A]

Let me.

[B]

Hey, Mike, if you had a squad or one of your properties, what do you do?

[A]

I can't. I can't say that.

[B]

Respect.

[A]

Yeah. We had problems before, though.

[B]

They got.

[A]

They got out squatting in H. It was crazy.

[D]

And it's a whole process. Like you have to really evict them and all that stuff.

[A]

It was cold. It was cold outside.

[B]

My G say he football outside. It was cold.

[A]

It was cold. Wow.

[B]

I took a little. Little cranky on the doorstep. Got him out there. I got this for.

[A]

Through bleach.

[B]

In a super sucker.

[A]

I'm bleaching the hog. I'm squirting bleach right at him. Ask him to leave nicely. They not them be thinking they own the plot. Look at her.

[B]

She was getting her off.

[A]

She doing.

[B]

She put the whip sauce.

[C]

That is crazy.

[A]

How you go. Never mind.

[C]

Shout out to baby girl, though.

[B]

Nah, man. Get well soon. That is crazy. We appreciate you Happy belated as well. Please tap in. It's 5:20 somewhere.

[A]

When y' all shooting again?

[D]

Soon.

[B]

This week.

[D]

We dropping.

[B]

Yeah. The birthday story.

[A]

I'm tell you soon. I don't know. It's Wednesday. They drop Wednesday. They dropping Wednesday actually.

[B]

When y' all see this, it will be live on Patreon. Tap in. It's 5:20 somewhere. Shout out to the game, man.

[A]

I might watch an episode.

[B]

They get into it for sure. All right, man. Shout out to Rich Paul. Let's go there, man. He. He's a little bit of foreshadowing. There's. Garland is now a Los Angeles clipper, but he said, hey, this summer we already knew the right one was on the wall every time he was in every interview. So let's go ahead and hear.

[A]

Before I said that's just the way.

[C]

But that's just my foresight.

[A]

And I also had the conversation with. With Kobe, with Kobe Altman, who, who, who, who. Who runs the Cavs.

[B]

And I said, Kobe, listen, this is.

[C]

What it's going to be. I understand it.

[A]

The hopes is they go out and.

[C]

They play it.

[A]

Well.

[B]

That's the gist of 10. The fact that Rich Paul went to the GM and the player and said, yeah, it's gonna be his last year. Here is fire to me.

[C]

I think they. They had that in a written too, though.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He probably seen how it was playing out. Like. Yeah, they can only get so far with this lineup. He the most tradable person.

[C]

They got some form though. So it's. It worked out to me on both sides with that.

[A]

I know, I know. He happy as hella hell. Yeah.

[B]

Ain't the best city to go to from Cleveland, respectfully.

[A]

And it ain' pressure in the Clipper land. Like ain't never won nothing. Ain't no pressure. You go out there and hoop.

[C]

He could definitely go out there and rock out. For sure. I actually like that for him, bro. And he got some young people around him too. Yeah, they'll figure it out.

[A]

With Kawhi too.

[B]

The All Star squad too, as well. People was hating on that.

[C]

But you know, you feeling for your joker?

[A]

No, they just added him.

[B]

Just adding. Because the world team Casper the world team. So they need another player for the USA team that was like, you know what I'm saying? Kawhi Hometown, 27. You should have been an All Star. Anyway, brother, on me.

[C]

Damn. They slid him in there. Okay, that's cool.

[B]

Now SGA is out. He's out after All Star. With the AB injury, who do y' all think might replace him? I know he's on the world Team, but any people offend, y' all think might get that slot? I know he's a guard. I don't know if they going by position, but Cha Gun was immediate thought. We feel like he got snubbed.

[A]

Oh, he on the world Team?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Man. Yeah, for sure.

[B]

Now, a lot of people say that James Harden should have been an All Star with his numbers. But I don't know, given the situation, that's still gonna happen. But be very interesting to see what.

[C]

Happens if somebody sit out of the East. They'll give us a Jimmy.

[A]

He was supposed to be All Star too, but there was only so many spots, though.

[B]

That's a fact.

[A]

Because Brandon Ingram should have been an All Star.

[B]

I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

[A]

It's just not enough spots. But did you see the Wizards trade?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

How do y' all like it? Like Anthony Davis.

[C]

I like it if he gonna be there.

[A]

I. I think the Wizards did a hell of a job this offseason. I mean, I ain't gonna say the off season, this mid season.

[B]

Listen, the new GM, he got there in 2023 and he has turned this shit around immediately.

[A]

He's cooking, bro.

[B]

Now be hearing they was talking about Jeff Hawks. They said, damn.

[A]

And that was supposed to be my team. This is literally our team. We supposed to have Alex R, Trey Young, Anthony, Dave.

[B]

They talked about A.D. supposed to be a hawk. They said in 30 days, they gave Trey Young more help than the Hawks ever gave him in his entire Career as.

[C]

That's a fact. Shout out to Trey. Young boy. You knew something.

[A]

That's crazy as hell.

[B]

And God, for the maths to trade Luca Donches for what they ended up getting. Ended up getting Chris Middleton and some first round picks. No AD get more first round picks than Luka is crazy. But look at this trait here. Yeah. Chris Middleton. You deserve to be free. Dallas is going to probably get rid of all of these players except people who ain't making no bread. The Wizards get Jalen Hardy, DLO and Dante Exum. The Wizards came up, man.

[A]

The Wizards came up.

[B]

You get two killers. Two perennial all stars. Your young core is already there.

[C]

I gotta buy DLO out.

[B]

Yeah, DLO probably be bought up or go to greener pastures. But I like the roster. We talked about the young core already, man, they dangerous. They can make some noise next year. Especially if everybody gonna sit out the rest of the year and they gonna still get that high draft pick. Now give me what you got in this squad.

[A]

They got too many people. Damn near.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I guess I gotta make some decisions, especially with them young guys.

[C]

I'll give me a big wing.

[B]

You got Kishan George, though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You got six, eight, six, nine forward.

[C]

I love Kashan George. He can hoop. I need another one, though.

[B]

I'm rolling.

[C]

That's your two for sure, bub.

[B]

Carrington back up PG Riley.

[A]

He probably can let him go though. Yeah.

[B]

Shout out to Will.

[A]

But they just got Jayden Hardy. Dante X on. They still got Ken Whitmore.

[B]

It's a fact.

[C]

Hard pass on Dante Exel.

[B]

Yeah, give us some.

[C]

No disrespect. Wow. It's quiet.

[A]

They said that nigga was the next Kobe.

[B]

Wow, they lied. Shout out to excellent consummate professional vet. It's quiet. Injuries did play a part in his career as well, too. He suffers a lot of crazy injuries.

[A]

That resemble Kobe in his game at all, bro. Not even the shot to the run.

[C]

I wonder where DLO gonna go, though.

[B]

Hopefully where he celebrated the situation.

[C]

Yeah, for sure.

[A]

DLO.

[C]

Be Trey back up.

[A]

But they already got Bud.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Free him for sure.

[A]

Go back to Sacramento.

[C]

No, just go back to Brooklyn.

[A]

Y' all see my dog, Kobe White got traded.

[B]

Yes, he did. Kobe White.

[C]

Charlotte is a Charlotte Hornet. So that means Charlotte is making noise now.

[A]

Yeah. Charlotte trying to win for real.

[B]

Charlotte for college. Sexton.

[A]

They gonna have to get a big, though.

[B]

Have to. They like Moose a lot, though. He gives them solid minutes. I don't know if he's the big for the future, but I Mean a.

[A]

Little bit undersized to trade Mark Williams.

[C]

Who else just went to Chicago though.

[B]

You said what?

[C]

Didn't somebody else go to Chicago?

[B]

Yeah, the Bulls roster is full of guards and everybody under six. They are clearly still in the game because I don't know what the fuck the Bulls got going on. Yeah, that roster is Utah got Lonzo. They said he will probably gonna get bought out. Chris Paul got traded. They said DPU do not pull. Yeah, dpu.

[A]

Yeah. Damn. I was excited for him to go.

[B]

Same Alonzo. DPU we figured out.

[A]

Damn. He done.

[B]

Yeah, man, it's been crazy.

[A]

So they gonna buy him out? Toronto is.

[B]

Yeah, I'm expecting that to happen.

[A]

I think somebody gonna pick him up.

[B]

They should a vet. A vet team could.

[A]

Who you think is picking him up? Lakers.

[B]

No, we've seen that already.

[A]

He gonna pick him up.

[B]

Yeah, we did. We saw Chris Paul Lakers already.

[A]

No, we ain't.

[C]

No, we ain't, bro. When on your game started already.

[B]

He's dead.

[A]

We see him on the Lakers never.

[C]

DJ Bullshit.

[B]

He was already said don't even come on this side of town. Now we see him in LA already twice.

[C]

But Brown about to leave though. Brown gonna be a cab.

[A]

So I'm just saying for the rest of this year, I know he don't want to play nowhere but la. So I couldn't imagine no other team.

[B]

Can get him besides they they nothing.

[A]

Chris Paul said he want to be in LA to watch his kids play and stuff or whatever.

[B]

Yeah, for sure. He at that agent like want to see little Chris hoop and. Yeah, it's quiet for you. See how they did Russ, bro, they got wrestled by there. He had a stellar year.

[C]

So these are all the people to be moved.

[B]

Some names that are still looking to.

[C]

Be out of there.

[B]

Yeah, they say he's gonna be gone for sure. Benedict Mather they said. Even swap them to. Which didn't make sense for the Pacers.

[C]

Oh boy, he's on OKC now.

[B]

Talk about it. Jerry McCain fire. He about to kill there.

[A]

He ain't about to play.

[B]

You don't think so? They gave up a first round pick in a couple seconds. Obviously OKC got a million picks, so they didn't probably care no way. But I feel like he gonna help that team, bro. Especially after next year because somebody got to go because money.

[A]

Yeah, I'm saying he not better than old buddy that was coming off the bench. Light skin with the left, Aaron Wiggins. Oh, he definitely not better than him. But the other one, the young boy that Was the guard that was having moments last year. Damn, they got hurt last year. He back this year. Mitchell.

[B]

Oh, yeah. A.J. mitchell.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

A.J. mitchell get buckets.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know if he better, bro.

[B]

I ain't mad.

[A]

Jerry McCain better. A.J. mitchell.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I mean, supposed to be.

[B]

I feel like he gonna get a chance to really hoop.

[C]

OKC stole him, bro.

[A]

They did?

[C]

Yeah, they stole him.

[B]

Cause like you said, you make the trade, maybe you move on from Alex Russo or Kayson Wallace. Because those are two high profile players that other teams want. Jerry McCain ain't a bad backup option. I don't know if you play defense like Lou.

[A]

I'm not moving on from Kayson Wallace.

[B]

I'm rolling. I'm not even.

[A]

He's gonna be a Thunder for a while.

[B]

How you feel about Lou Dort? Is he gonna stay? Is he side with Clutch? You know what I'm saying? This getting to that point, move around.

[C]

Move around.

[B]

Somebody got to move by next year because that money start kicking in for the mix engines. So that's why I wonder what they gonna do.

[A]

I mean, it's gonna be Lou Dort, but that's a big piece for them.

[B]

I mean, all the.

[A]

All the bench players are movable.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Harder sign's gone.

[A]

Yeah, all them is movable. They all move.

[B]

Money's up. But you got Thomas Horburn, the Wings too.

[A]

Yeah, all of them is movable. And they're gonna get another high draft.

[B]

Pick, so they definitely are too.

[A]

It is.

[B]

We ain't seen Nikolai yet either. Yeah, they got a squad.

[A]

Because the Clippers about to be bad now. Like I ain't gonna say that, but they might not be as good as.

[C]

They were moving James in the playoffs.

[A]

You think they'll make the playoffs with Darius Garland?

[C]

Yes. Clippers are making a playoffs with dg, bro.

[A]

I don't think so. No disrespect to dg. I just don't think the chemistry gonna get, you know, be that fast. I think the Cavaliers gonna struggle a little bit.

[B]

Big Zoo now, you see, Zoo was out tonight.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So we don't know if that's a trading works or not as well.

[C]

But they trade Big Zoo, it's over.

[A]

Oh, he too valuable for that team, man.

[B]

That team.

[A]

They might be blowing it up though. They should.

[B]

They said 20, 27. We want to have everybody off the books.

[A]

I respect that.

[B]

First ascension. Now the James Harden trade, boy, them Clippers, boy, they done went through some this season, boy.

[A]

Yeah, it's a wild, wild year for the Clippers.

[B]

No, we always talk about trade deadline. Obviously, you've been a part of it, but, like, what's that feeling like that? Like you don't know if that phone ring that you gotta relocate and move across the nation, Like, I feel like that's gotta be nervous. Especially for players of substance and value to other teams.

[A]

I used to try to deal with it like I ain't really give a fuck, but in the back of my mind, I gave a fuck, man. I used to be like, man, who they gonna trade? Like, you be waiting. Hope that motherfucker, two o' clock hit, nigga, so I don't gotta move. That's all it really is. We don't really care where you play. It's a bank everywhere.

[B]

I'm rolling.

[A]

The last year, the last. The only time I got. I got traded. What? Twice. I got traded when I was in Minnesota. Then I got traded when I was in Boston. The one in Minnesota caught me off guard. The one in Boston was funny. Cause I was just making fun of everybody. Cause I wasn't playing. I didn't give a fuck, really. I'm like, you getting traded, nigga, you scared as hell. I'm walking around. Look at this nigga checking his phone every 30 seconds, man. I sat down to eat some breakfast, nigga. My phone ring. Brad Stevens. I said, oh, Kimba, don't start crying laughing.

[B]

No, Jet. Jet is you, Jay.

[A]

I'm like, yeah. He like, we trade you to Orlando for Evan Fournier.

[B]

I'm like, damn, I was that valuable.

[A]

They like, nah, you was with a. It's a couple of y'. All. Okay.

[B]

They traded your dog for your other dog, Evan Fourier.

[A]

Evan Fourier was a bucket I with Brad. Cause he told me I ain't have to get traded. He was like, you could stay. You just ain't gonna play. He's like, if you want to play, I can get you moved and you can get a chance to play.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So shout out to Brad. He always did shit the right way.

[B]

Shout out to Brassy. He always show love every time he see you as well, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This trade deadline has been a little od. We will see more, obviously, when this episode drops some more. Things were taking place. But, yeah, I'm a little surprised still about the John Moran situation. They said that his value, basically what he could get moved for, has dramatically dropped. Yeah, I could see him being Miami Heat by the time this episode comes out.

[A]

I don't think he gonna move, bro. Him and Giannis, I think they're gonna stay put. I think we see him moving to something.

[B]

Yeah. Now, I've seen a lot of quote, unquote executives say, hey, Milwaukee, just chill. We'll holla at y' all in the summer. We'll give y' all better offers for Giannis. If I'm on the other team, I don't want to hear that. Stop hating on me. Let me get my money down.

[A]

I know Milwaukee gonna hold Giannis to the end of the summer. I mean, to the summer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. It just don't make no sense, bro. You got way more options in the summer, bro. And people gonna have draft picks. You know, they're gonna. And they're gonna end up seeing the order of the draft, and somebody gonna end up giving up a high pick for him. And rightfully so.

[C]

Rightfully so. Benedict Mather and then Queen Grimes need to go to somewhere cool, too, though.

[B]

This episode is brought to you by Square. It's crazy because Square is, like, heavily involved in a lot of our communities we all grew up in. Especially. Especially for you being around. The way everybody use Square to collect that payment nowadays.

[C]

Nah, for sure, man. Shout out to my neighborhood barbershop. Kenny's Barbershop. Always convenient for everybody in that surrounding area. That Martin Luther King area kept the cus low, you know what I mean? For everybody. He was able to tap the pavement.

[B]

To this day, man, that's one of the best things about Square, because, you know, obviously, the businesses in our neighborhood is what makes our neighborhood whole, and they are tapped in for sure. The way the neighborhood thrives, we thrive and vice versa. We support local. Local businesses, and that's what Square is all about.

[A]

Yeah. Square partner with over 4 million businesses in the neighborhood. So, like, obviously, Square is tapped in with the neighborhood. Like, we are tapped in with the neighborhood. That's why our connection with Square means so much, because we're a neighborhood podcast. Yeah, a local podcast, and we do.

[B]

Local business, like you said, man. Listen, if you see this admin, this is for you to go out, support your local business, especially in your neighborhood, man. 360 Moment Square gives back to the people. People get back to Square. It's all good from there. And the best thing about spending money in the neighborhood is that it stays in the neighborhood. So with that being said, tap in with Square, baby.

[A]

Before you go do that, go support your local stores, your local neighborhood spots. Mom and Pops, everybody that you rock with. For me, I'm gonna go to the Chicken Wing spots. Y' all know me. I'm a chicken, man. You know what I mean? So support your locals Square.

[B]

See you in the neighborhood. Well, I think that they're not gonna move Queen Ross. They moved.

[A]

You got.

[B]

Yeah. So that opens up a little bit more minutes in the rotation. PG's out as well, so.

[A]

Oh, PG doing a 30 day bit.

[C]

Queen Grom was back.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Jonathan Kaminga gonna be stuck there too.

[B]

He's stuck. I don't think he's moving.

[C]

I think he's stuck.

[B]

Yeah, he's stuck.

[C]

Out of all people.

[B]

Oh, he stuck.

[C]

Why though? Like I can't imagine it should have been dibs.

[B]

And I could be wrong, but I can't imagine there's no 25th hour deal that all of a sudden you want if you ain't seen nothing about that.

[A]

No, no. But.

[B]

And they lowballing them too. They're like, you know y' all want him and y'. All. He know he don't want to be here.

[C]

When is the trade that line up?

[B]

We'll drop today by. Yeah, 3:00pm I believe so. Daniel Gaffer too. I seen him a lot of places.

[C]

But he didn't go to the Lakers.

[B]

The Lakers And Mav said they had conversations of what they may want. But there would be no more trades between those two teams. Absolutely. No. If they do David Stern come back. No brokers.

[A]

They need to go to the Lakers bad though.

[C]

That'd be a great yes, bro.

[B]

Three team deal, bro. It can't beat them too. They don't need ever talk ever get.

[A]

About did the Sabonus deal get done?

[B]

No, they're still trying to figure it out.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

But I think that's probably his to Toronto. Toronto RJ pick something else. But they also trying to move on from Jacob Polo's contract as well. I think that's kind of what the holdup is. But like you said, they're Raptor Squiddy. I'm not mad at it, bro.

[C]

They got pieces that'll be fire, bro.

[A]

I know disrespect to Sabon. I wish they would have went and.

[B]

Got AD but that was conversations as well. But I think it just end up being a little bit smoother for the.

[A]

So bonus just a little easier prior get done. Yeah.

[B]

Cause Mavs was trying to get off contrast. They said this is Cooper Flag's team. I wonder what they're doing with Kyrie.

[A]

That's a great question.

[C]

Ain't gonna stay either.

[A]

Kyrie got. Yeah. Kyrie gotta get out of there. I forgot all about Benedict.

[C]

Gonna go to the Pistons though, bro.

[A]

Damn Kyrie.

[B]

Nah, that is not happening.

[A]

Who you think Kyrie could go to.

[B]

That's a good question. What about Kyrie go to the Rockets in the offseason? I'm something. I am. Kyrie goes to the Rockets.

[A]

Nah, I'm something.

[C]

That's the only team, bro.

[B]

Stay in Dallas. Would you stay?

[C]

Fuck no.

[B]

Okay. Wasting your time.

[C]

Let Cooper do his thing, man.

[B]

That is Cooper's team for sure.

[C]

I want to go to a vet team.

[A]

Trying to think where he could go. For real.

[B]

Yeah. Cause Kyrie. What's his contract. He's on for another two years. I think you just searched it right there.

[A]

My bad.

[B]

Yeah. Two more years. Yeah. So it's. We locked in wherever we go.

[C]

Yeah. I go to the Rockets. I go to. I go to the Rock. Out at the Magic, I go hooping. Orlando.

[B]

I was gonna say that. Be here. How you feel about the Orlando situation?

[A]

New York? I mean, the Magic.

[C]

Yeah, I like. I like the Magic.

[B]

I'm looking at the Easter. Yeah. I don't see any other. I mean, the heat would be crazy, but I don't know.

[A]

Heat would be crazy.

[B]

Yeah. That would be insane.

[C]

Sad, though.

[A]

Who.

[C]

You gotta give up some.

[B]

You gonna have to give up not. I don't know, bro.

[C]

Orlando got to give up. They got the youngsters to give up.

[B]

Kyrie money crazy.

[C]

Give up Bam.

[A]

Nah, that ain't a freaking hero, but.

[C]

You kind of need him for the future.

[B]

Yeah. You called me by Bam and Kyrie.

[C]

I'm something of hero and Cooper flag, though.

[A]

Oh, Dallas will be happy again.

[B]

They will.

[C]

Happy as hell. Yeah.

[A]

With that I gotta see. I forgot about Kyrie.

[C]

For Tyler Hero and Khalil Ware.

[B]

No, no, no. It ain't gonna be both now.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It'd be solid, Hero.

[C]

It's gonna be both.

[B]

Kyrie Irving.

[C]

We need Khalil.

[A]

Word too N. They definitely ask for Khalil, too.

[B]

Pat Riley is wild, bro. He is a wild boy.

[C]

They need him.

[B]

Damn. Yeah. Free Kyrie.

[A]

That's the only team I could really see. Miami, Magic. Nobody in the West.

[B]

Any other gonna say anybody in the west that even kind of makes sense that would need a Kyrie. I mean, it's Kyrie Irving. He's needed anywhere. But I couldn't think of a team, bro. Houston makes a lot of sense.

[C]

Minnesota, man.

[A]

Maybe you think Minnesota. Him and ae.

[B]

Oh, I'm something. Because Kyrie game ain't so expensive that he can't. Yeah, that's. That's tough.

[C]

J.R. had to go. I don't think you'll have to, bro.

[B]

I don't think that Kyrie's asking me.

[A]

If you have to go, oh, you.

[B]

Can'T do that trade.

[C]

Then I'm something.

[B]

And you know Kyrie, my goat. You can't make that trade if you the Timberwolves.

[C]

But to have that back.

[A]

That's the only team in the West. Them two, Phoenix, him and D Book.

[B]

And that would work.

[C]

Jalen Green has to be a maverick.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You are now Mavericks.

[B]

That is a fact.

[A]

You have to be back court him and D Book.

[B]

Dylan Brooks. Mark, like you said, been playing crazy out his mind. They got the young rookie too. Ryan Dunn. Begin quality minutes. I'm not mad.

[A]

Yeah, they had to trade Jalen Green.

[B]

Colin Gillespie, you are now in Dallas, brother.

[A]

You are.

[B]

You are a master.

[A]

Fantastic year. You will be a Dallas Maverick for sure.

[B]

It's a lot of moves going on, man. I'm really intrigued to see what will happen for sure. Now. All Star Game, do we have any expectations? We'll talk about more next week. But is there anything we should look at and be like we should be excited about or have any questions about.

[C]

I just need to bring the old format back.

[A]

Yeah. I ain't really looking forward to it, but.

[B]

Yeah, man. Hopefully y' all can bring some excitement, man.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's a time that we all love. And it's sad that we talking about like this, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Well, so the did get all sad and.

[B]

Yeah, bro.

[A]

Like, man.

[B]

Cause we remember the days, bro.

[C]

Is. It sucks.

[B]

It sucks, bro.

[C]

And I'm not. Not racist at all, bro. I'm not. But damn, bro. Doing that whole world team.

[B]

Where is he going with this?

[C]

The vibes up.

[B]

I had a question, but it's Black History Month, so I was gonna let him cook.

[A]

Like. Go ahead. For real.

[C]

Like, it's that just adding that to me. It up what we was used to watching. I'm okay with all the world players playing in the. I just keep the format the same.

[A]

They just need to make the team.

[C]

I want the OG the game.

[A]

He saying they just need to make the team.

[C]

They can have 21 foreigners over.

[A]

Yeah, I'm with that too. Because most of them dudes is gonna make the team anyway.

[C]

Exactly. So you didn't have to separate it. Like.

[B]

And I get it. They're trying to do the global marketing stuff.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

But east versus west or if it's just two teams, original jerseys.

[C]

How much marketing do they need? They already the best players over here.

[B]

I agree. But they trying to tap into a Euromarket. NBA is moving over there. Trying to get the camps going. They trying to tap into that. That found foundation farm system type.

[A]

I want to talk about this though.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Mr. Beast, he says, so if I was to spend 100 M's, you know what I'm saying, for East Carolina, because he's right there in Greenville, North Carolina. Could we get a national championship as both you Gentlemen T. With 100 M's, could you build a national championship roster?

[A]

Yes. People had the best team in the land.

[B]

Now I'm imagining this is probably for football because basketball is crazy.

[A]

You got 100 years of basketball, you get every top player in the country.

[B]

So let's go ahead.

[A]

What, 12 players?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, you get everybody.

[B]

Could you do 25 in college basketball and get a chip?

[A]

Yeah, okay. Nah.

[B]

Cause Kentucky up there, you're gonna need 50.

[C]

Damn, bro.

[A]

Cause you gotta think Kentucky spent 20.

[C]

And they are horrible.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you're gonna need. You're gonna need a 50 piece to get AJ, Darren Peterson.

[C]

Yeah, I just need AJ, Cam Boozer. I just need AJ or, or a Darren and a Boozer. Everybody else can be fill ins.

[A]

So you just need two.

[C]

Yeah, you just need two cold players in college basketball. I'm not putting the roster of seven fire niggas together. That's crazy. You still gotta play basketball.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm gonna get like the best. Like old center.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like so a nigga from Gonzaga.

[C]

Yeah. I need a hoop like Chris Kamen.

[A]

Yeah. I want some motherfuckers that been in college for about four years.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Made all SEC one year, some shit. All PAC 12. Yeah. And get him as my center. But it's Gonna cost me 3 million. 2 million, whatever. Like Trey Kaufman, Ren from Purdue. I get him. That's about 2 million.

[C]

Yeah, that's solid.

[A]

He's solid. I get the point guard from Purdue.

[B]

Shy Braden. Yeah.

[A]

That's another 2, 3 million. Then I got Darren Peterson. That's gonna cost me about six, seven facts. And if I got the boozes, you, that's gonna cost another one. It's gonna cost me 6, 7.

[B]

Add it up. 10, 12, 22. Then you gotta get you a small forward man.

[A]

Then you gotta get. You gotta get the bench.

[C]

So if I'm getting a them that.

[B]

Just love the game high GBA players.

[C]

Like this could be you next year.

[A]

I gotta have a six man, a seven man. And I gotta have a eight man roster because I need another big that can come something the game. 20 get small forward, a big and another guard.

[B]

So you probably need 30 M's to get the dream team. College basketball.

[C]

That is so crazy that y' all talking like that about college basketball.

[B]

It's a game now, bro.

[A]

We got 100 for a football team. Yeah, he can make it.

[B]

100M'S of football is a lot. That's a lot of money.

[C]

Y' all just broke down 30 between six players.

[A]

Basketball different though. You know, football players. The most some of them are gonna get is 4 or 5 million.

[B]

Yeah. Some of y' all gonna get out the mud. But my QB.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Football.

[C]

I need a strong, strong 12.

[B]

You just saw that in Miami. Has been there for seven years. And he's coming back.

[A]

He can get an ill. Yeah, I give him. I know.

[B]

You're not going to NFL.

[A]

600 000. You're not going to the league, boy.

[B]

Yeah, bro. Yeah. I got you, bro.

[A]

I could make a hunter. Yeah. I could make a team with 100 league.

[B]

Yeah. Cause the Longhorse been 23. Ohio State 20, LSU 20.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's crazy. A hundred. Mr. Beast could really fuck up sports, bro.

[A]

He can fuck it up, bro. Get him 100 million, bro. He can get all he gets. LSU team.

[B]

Yeah. Now the problem is that 130 has to go to that stadium. Shout out to East Carolina. But it's gonna have to be some upgrades around there.

[A]

Nope. I'm spending all on y'. All. Y' all can stay where the.

[C]

Y' all want the money we generate from all these people. Who the best?

[A]

Indiana.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'mma go get everybody. Oh, they all graduated. If they got years.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

I just want y' all team. I want the whole team.

[B]

Or you buy a coach.

[A]

I'm gonna pay you double whatever he pays you.

[B]

Or you got my signature.

[C]

Y' all gotta really pick y' all favorite positions to get the money to quarterback.

[A]

Listen, I would literally go to the second best team or the best team. I go to Ole Miss and say, I want y' all whole team. I'm gonna pay y' all double whatever he paid y' all last year.

[B]

Lane kiff. You getting 10 M's? I got 20 pull up.

[C]

They can do it, bro. That's tough.

[A]

You got five of them.

[C]

That 23 million.

[A]

Who from Texas? Arch Manning.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's different.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

That's my last name.

[A]

I'm just saying 25%. Yeah, but like I said, bro.

[C]

And you gotta perform.

[B]

You see how he did college football, though? He said I ain't gonna be on the game. That's up to Scope Arch, man playing with a different type of game.

[A]

But think about it. If he go to Texas right now and go to that school and say, I'm gonna pay y' all double, it still don't matter. I'm pay everybody on his team double. Just come to East Carolina. He still got plenty left over. Plenty. You said y' all want a new. New locker room. That's cool.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Put $10 million to a locker room.

[B]

We're getting the coach showing the buyout. What's up, Signetti? What you getting?

[A]

14.

[B]

I got 20. Slide like.

[A]

Hey, you could do that for real with that. With a hundred. But then you look really the game up.

[B]

You look at programs like Florida State. Please put up Mike. You see how much they are in debt. We was talking about ruggers being broken.

[A]

Broke.

[B]

Florida State, boy, they on some brokey. Broke from football. All the above, boy. They. They going through it right now. I believe it's 475 is the number four 37.

[C]

What?

[A]

Oh, 37.

[B]

Oh yeah. Oh, 437. Excuse me.

[A]

Oh, 400 million athletic related.

[C]

Well, something not right.

[A]

I don't even like. How does that happen?

[C]

That's a big campus, right?

[B]

The athletics department spent 208 million 22 increase for compared to the department of 169 and 24.

[C]

Somebody swiping that car, bro.

[A]

400. No way. It's crazy in a way, bro. That don't even count though. For real.

[C]

Yeah. Y' all not even producing.

[A]

That's kind of like being in debt. Trillion dollar debt.

[B]

Oh yeah. Come on, bro. We're a joke.

[A]

We're a joke, bro.

[B]

We going through.

[C]

Trump asked for some more money. I need another load, you mean.

[B]

Hey, if you see where he been putting money, we ain't gonna make explicable. But he's a wild boy, bro. Protect the chicken at all costs.

[C]

$400 million on. That's all I want to know, bro.

[B]

But they owe a lot of coaches money too. We was talking about our guys. Yeah, true, but that was just a percentage.

[C]

That's a lot of money, bro. Like y' all not even producing grand athletes like that. No distribution, nobody to go to Florida State. Some of the top athletes I'm talking about. Yeah, I'm talking about like notable names. Ain't no AJ Debancer coming through there.

[B]

Like. No, I know, I know. A young coaching staff has figured it out as well. I don't know if they own a hosty down there in Florida State, but yeah, I. April 437 is crazy, bro.

[A]

I wonder who the last. Who they put in the league on basketball. I know they.

[C]

What's that name?

[A]

Scotty Barnes with the Florida State. Yeah, you're right.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

All star.

[C]

That's notable. I'm just saying. I'm talking about up to that much money. Like, I mean, I need names on names, on names, on names, bro.

[B]

Yeah. I'm gonna say we gotta have.

[C]

That's what I'm saying, like, because there's.

[B]

Nowhere else in the world where a million dollars is like, all right, we gotta figure it out437. All right. some point, we wild. Where the audience.

[C]

How did he get to that point?

[B]

Yeah, we're the odds.

[C]

We got to 100 million. Really? 50.

[B]

We ain't getting no chicken.

[C]

Y' all drug it and drug it.

[B]

And drug it up to 400 them for the.

[A]

I knew that.

[B]

Respect. Our guy Pat Williams, legend.

[A]

Damn, he hit the bank.

[B]

Talk about it Pat.

[C]

Let me find out.

[B]

You got a Florida State made him on the table.

[C]

Pat got about 50 of that out.

[B]

The Bulls playing reparations for Pat. Hey, man. Frequently Beasley, man. I'll see our guy, man. T. Rose got that bread, man. Frequently Beasley, man.

[A]

What'd they say?

[B]

They said nothing, bro. He had a historic. Not historic. His best season, man. And we ain't got nothing back for. My God, man.

[A]

It's probably over with a Malik.

[C]

If y' all got a hundred million dollars, if y' all was in Mr. Beast position, what school would y' all choose?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

It can't be a Power five.

[B]

Oh, can't be. Pair of five.

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay. That's a good question.

[A]

Now, it's not Power five. Ipy. I turn this up.

[B]

Oh, you were on downtown. Ah, boy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You got iup. Why?

[A]

Cause it ain't a bad city to live in.

[B]

No, not in college.

[A]

Like, compared to college cities.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, right. Some of these cities, it's like. No disrespect to Greenville, but I know Indianapolis better than that.

[B]

That's a fact. Be here. I know you've seen the last year shoe. I won the elac, baby. We turned it up.

[C]

I'm gonna choose a. I know. That's exactly. I swear to God, I was thinking that without you saying that, but I.

[B]

Shout out Coach Mosley, my guy.

[C]

I'm going hbcu.

[B]

I already know. But he was going to the Swag.

[C]

I knew the vibe, right?

[A]

I was thinking about the place to live. Mike, you didn't have to put that up there. He is going to the swag. You go to Morehouse.

[C]

I'm going to. No, I'm going to Alabama A.

[A]

No.

[C]

And I'm gonna leave a little change for Tennessee State.

[A]

State. Tennessee State? Nah. Where is it? In Nashville.

[C]

We need.

[B]

Tennessee State is in Murphy's Boro, right outside of Nashville.

[A]

Not too far. Yeah, I'm trying to look at a cool city. Like I might go to Clark. I'll turn Clark up.

[C]

Damn. Alabama A is damn near in Huntsville.

[A]

That's Nashville. It's in Nashville.

[B]

It's in Murphysboro.

[C]

You know what I mean? No willing to them some money.

[A]

Yeah. I go to a city where. But I like IP while I turn this. I get all. Yeah, I probably wouldn't get nobody from Indiana but my two. I mean, who would I pay from Indiana to Who?

[C]

Man, you might as well just bring the old Team T gang back for. For your.

[A]

Them ain't getting no chill. I'm need a couple from Florida.

[B]

You go.

[C]

I'm saying, though, if you got a A.J. the and A. God damn it. A boozer, you could bring some of the guys back to hoop out Purdue. I'm gonna let Lilo rock out.

[A]

Yeah, he'd be my side of the game.

[B]

Literally can rock it out the one.

[A]

It'd be six, man.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yo, Bench like.

[A]

Yeah, he'd be six, man.

[C]

You can feel the guys back in.

[A]

I gotta get one.

[C]

Who Rod? They 25 now.

[A]

That'd be about six, man. Shout out to Lil. I get Ryan. Ryan can start for him.

[C]

Me for sure. That's a fire. Yeah, he started Louisville. I hope he can start IEP Why I got that now.

[B]

Ryan might cost you a little something because you know what I'm saying, he.

[A]

Cost me about two or three.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. You might get a hometown discount, but Ryan did I play for free. Shout out to my dad.

[C]

We got Ryan for three. I'm with that.

[A]

Yeah, I book Ryan for three.

[C]

But I need all. All the dog, because anybody's gonna come. I got the money, bro.

[A]

Yeah, tell me. I got everything. Ain't nobody can give you a better offer than me.

[B]

That's a fact.

[C]

We gotta play at your local. Whatever y' all got. Y'. All. God damn it.

[B]

They play at the Coliseum, so they got Arena.

[C]

Respectfully, but I'm saying the gym, we too lit. We gonna be too lit for the gym, bro.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Facts.

[C]

I remember OJ man who was in high school, couldn't play at school, bro.

[A]

We're gonna be at espn. Highlight every Night.

[B]

Yeah, now see, being that's gonna be the problem. Like Florida State. You ain't getting turn me up.

[A]

We got 100 meals.

[B]

That's a fact. Mike, how much is a PJ?

[C]

Three. I'm gonna run DJ Callis though.

[B]

Let's see how much a PJ cost.

[A]

3.3Mil.

[B]

Y' all might have to get The T version.

[A]

20 seat. 20 seats.

[B]

30.

[C]

Let's do a 30.

[B]

Oh, you wow. Oh, you got trainers, you got athletics.

[A]

It's only 12 players.

[B]

Commercial.

[A]

Four coaches.

[B]

Starting division right there.

[C]

Use that when them out of school.

[A]

30 seater. With 30 seater, go for it. $20,000 an hour. No, we need to buy it. We ain't booking ours. Well, damn.

[B]

I can't just get a price for that now. Where you gonna put it at?

[A]

It's not easily googleable.

[B]

Hey, you know, be fire if you park the jet right next to the stadium. Have to hang right next to the stadium.

[A]

About two or three million for a jet.

[B]

How much is a pj?

[A]

Yeah, for real, bro. Them planes don't be costing that much.

[C]

Nah, bro, a jet.

[A]

Y' all trying to get the jumbo like Drake. Yeah, it's gonna cost you 50 million.

[B]

I want the one that's not gonna cut off mid flight.

[A]

Be like, my boy Pablo Pion used to have one. He used to fly that during the year.

[B]

Shout out to Pablo pigioni, man.

[C]

Legit. $2 million, bro.

[A]

Swear, bro. Yeah, that's for like a single.

[B]

You're gonna be a Jet2 holiday.

[C]

Mike said a single.

[A]

What is it?

[C]

Yes, bro.

[A]

30 million. N. Hell no.

[B]

Over 100 million for new models. So that's a. You can get a.06 for 30. You was a 20. 26.

[A]

That's a hundo for 30 for 25. Give me that Barbie.

[B]

My boy, he said, SS Jet boy, y' all getting the bbl.

[A]

Give me a.

[C]

A straight Flintstones. Your feet gonna be a. I'm about.

[A]

To start that up by myself. Oh, my Pablo. Pablo play was like that. Spit that first.

[C]

That was a dangerous thing.

[A]

And then that got in that and turned it on and sent me a video. Like, look at me flying.

[C]

That is crazy, bro.

[B]

Hey, that's why he was just talking to a recent. They popped in, they was like, Pablo, pretty sure on the kid was like, who was that? I was like, man, y' all know, man, he one of the oldest, coldest PG's in history, bro.

[A]

Shout out to Pa Up Pregy.

[B]

That is funny, Mr. Beast. They was like, does he have the money? Yes, he does. Do not disrespect.

[A]

Come on, man.

[B]

People cash. A YouTube channel billionaire.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

He has to be, man. Close to if not.

[A]

Hell. People was questioning if he had the money.

[B]

Yeah, people who wasn't familiar.

[A]

Probably make 25 million a day.

[B]

Yeah, boy, He.

[A]

He definitely make at least. How much you think he make?

[B]

Oh, yeah, man.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Over 700 M's in. In 2024. Yeah, bro. I'll turn East Carolina up. It be East East Beast University.

[A]

I could do a couple schools. P.S. like, yeah.

[C]

That's why I said he could just.

[A]

Switch schools every year.

[B]

That'd be fire. Who won the chip. I'm in the portal.

[A]

That's hard.

[B]

That's hard.

[A]

I wonder what school he went to.

[B]

Have YouTube university.

[A]

Even better.

[C]

You gotta have some ties. That's a random ass city. Greenville, North Carolina, we know.

[A]

I never even heard of Greenville, North Carolina.

[C]

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying for you.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

He said he dropped out of Eastern Carolina.

[A]

Oh, that's fine.

[B]

Also attended Greenville Christian Academy.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, that's fire.

[C]

So that's where he from.

[A]

Yeah, I played Eastern Carolina when I was in school.

[C]

Purple.

[A]

Yeah, purple and yellow. I think they're the Pirates or some like that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What did. Did Chris Johnson go there or. I got messed up.

[A]

Chris Johnson. I think he did go there.

[B]

Yeah. I feel like Chris Johnson was ecu. I could be wrong, though.

[C]

I was one of my teams, too. On March, man, Rebuilding school. That's the only reason I remember that, cuz.

[B]

Yeah, I know he went there. Yeah, he did numbers there.

[A]

Oh, yeah, him. And then he get him to be.

[B]

Like one of the ambassador on board.

[A]

Yeah, that's fire.

[B]

Florida State. Y' all need to call Mr. Beast and get y' all out there right now.

[A]

Oh, God, yes.

[B]

Yeah, get the stimulus right now.

[A]

He turned some shit up for y'.

[D]

All.

[C]

He'll bring the vibes back for sure.

[B]

1,000%. All right, man. Before we get out of here, Trick Daddy has been talking on the Internet and said that he will wash plies and the verses. How do y' all feel about that statement?

[C]

It's quiet. He is tweaking.

[B]

They said included features. Plies would get Trick Daddy up out of here.

[A]

The y' all is drunk. What? When that play, you don't know. Now it's over.

[B]

He got some heaters. He got some heaters.

[C]

What? Trick Daddy is fire, bro. He's not with no. What?

[A]

Pause. Got this.

[C]

He gonna play right off the plug.

[A]

He gonna play shoddy first 1000% I'm so hood. I'm so hood. But trick daddy on there too.

[B]

That's true.

[C]

Plus versus better.

[B]

Please excuse my hands.

[A]

Fire.

[B]

Trick Daddy anthems is real. Plies just got some slaps. Hey, that's.

[A]

That's.

[B]

That's all okay.

[C]

That beat was one of the greatest. He don't have more songs than him though, bro.

[A]

You don't know. Thug RS was fire, bro.

[B]

Doug.com is crazy. Thug.com is crazy.

[A]

Names is wild Thugs r Us trick.

[B]

That got some bangers.

[A]

Doug Holiday is one of my favorite songs too. All the time.

[B]

I ain't mad. I've always been a trick daddy.

[A]

Th house shout out to my Rudy Philip cousin that used to play Thug Holiday.

[C]

All got some of the rawest old schools in the world. But so far, just going battle for battle. That's tough, baby.

[A]

I'm a thug.

[B]

That's a banger. Legendary. That's a banger. But the. The PL songs are going to ring out as well. Now. He got some undeniable hits too, but PL got some. Some songs that.

[A]

Yeah. Sh. Is. That's a guaranteed win. Ran off on the plugs.

[B]

Buster Baby, Part 1 and 2.

[A]

It's Crazy Bus a baby bus. A fire song.

[B]

Please excuse my hands. It's funny. I seen a get whooped to that song.

[A]

That's a.

[B]

On Thursday, Illinois where they had.

[C]

That makes party top song. I don't even know what that's based off of. But that's not even really nothing off the first album.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. That's just, you know, the first album. That's some charting here. That ain't the real.

[C]

Yeah, like, bro, the production, like, it's over, bro.

[B]

I would love to see it, though. I think it would be a fire versus.

[A]

I think the. I think I'm going with my Trick daddy.

[B]

Trick daddy dollars. I ain't mad.

[A]

Him and Trina gonna start going, man.

[C]

I love Trick, bro. But Plaza's a different. He a different brain.

[A]

He got that. What's that one song? He on that one. Remix it. Luxury tax. No. What is he on? From Rick Ross. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Luxury tax him. Wayne wake up early in the morning dressed in black.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Every morning I'll be dressed in black. Yeah. That's just crazy.

[A]

Come on, bro.

[B]

The features. It'd be a hell of a versus.

[A]

I'm here for it.

[B]

I ain't mad at it at all.

[C]

Hold on, bro. Yeah. Wow.

[B]

I got tricked that we out of pocket. Be here.

[A]

I got you. You looking up the album.

[C]

The real Testament.

[B]

Hey, I smelled it the other day because we talked about on the pod some bangers. I would love to see this happen though. After Hitboy and Mike Will happy we got the verses back. They just need to do a little bit differently.

[A]

Well, I didn't watch that one.

[B]

What.

[A]

What was it about? He was with it.

[B]

People was with it. It's the shout out to Complex and I'm happy that they bringing it back. But I miss when it was just virtual. The energy there was a little bit different cuz the crowd ain't interacting the way they supposed to for them songs.

[C]

Yeah, you need the real crowd for them.

[A]

You got to do it in people like home city.

[B]

But they did it in LA for Hit Boy too. But it was just like.

[C]

But it's, it's where you doing it at though, though.

[B]

I agree.

[C]

Apple Studios probably. This was worlds like this. It was small accessibility. Them got like arena records.

[A]

That's what it made it a part. That's what made Diplomats and yeah Lock so special.

[B]

Because the vibe legendary.

[C]

That's the best one.

[A]

Even like Jeezy versus Gucci. Just being in Atlanta made that.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Survives, bro.

[B]

I agree, bro. I 1000 agree. I I with it though.

[A]

Trick Daddy and them in Florida.

[B]

Come on, bro.

[A]

That's gonna be fire.

[B]

Nah, that's gonna be live and booby trap, bro.

[A]

It can't be.

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Talk to me.

[A]

Yo, you get telling myself reason why.

[C]

I didn't like the Mike Will though is because they just two different producers, bro.

[A]

Yeah, Hit Boy, like, his best is what some of his best is with Nas. And Nas is not a. Yeah, he.

[C]

Got, you know, he got In Paris and all that songs. But it's, it's, it's just two different vibes. I like when they mesh like the vibe Timberland and Swiss beats made sense. So I feel like which y' all should use that blueprint for every other like similar records.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like DJ Mustard should have went against no Mike Will.

[B]

I'm at that.

[A]

They might turn up something.

[C]

Yeah. That's all we can play. Hit for hit for hit for hit for hit for it. Not saying Hit Boy don't got his. It's just a different vibe, bro. He got more smoking music.

[A]

Yeah, he got more serious smoking.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And the fact that like King's Ransom won a Grammy. He played it like, why are you playing? I'm like, bro, that song won a Grammy. But like you said, it didn't fit the mode.

[C]

Because I, I like it like if you. My Trey said it too though. But. But people want the. If we got a this play Bands maker dance, I want to hear another band maker dance type of song sequence matter. But if you go to bandmaker dance to NAS1 Mic. What we doing?

[A]

Yeah, I. I know you. I know what you're trying to do.

[B]

No, I'm not.

[C]

I know it's not scaring the hoes.

[A]

I know what you trying.

[C]

I'm saying the vibe respectfully.

[B]

If you play one mic in a.

[A]

Party, you scaring the hoes.

[B]

You scaring the hoes.

[C]

And I love.

[B]

I want you to get off the.

[C]

Respect.

[B]

And I know that whole third verse, but I don't want to hear that.

[C]

No, but that's a classic song. Like, that's a classic song, but it's.

[A]

Just a couple virgin blood.

[C]

That's just my opinion, bro. Like, Usher versus Chris Brown. Makes sense, bro. We going to be dancing all night. Be fire dancing all night, bro.

[A]

It would be fire.

[B]

But it was good to see some of the acts come out. Juicy J, my dog came out there with the ones going crazy.

[A]

Yeah, that. That. That ain't fair. That don't match up.

[B]

Race river with CR&R catalog is fire.

[C]

For people who SL brought out chains, bro.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

That don't match up.

[B]

It don't match up.

[C]

Yeah, I think Hit Boy brought out like Big Sean.

[B]

Yeah, he has some people pop out.

[A]

For show, but that still don't match up. Like, Big got big records, but they ain't like.

[B]

He also had big record. Mike Will Paradise Freestyle. He did not play that. He could have.

[C]

Yeah, Mike will play the Future Records, bro.

[B]

Come on, bro.

[C]

It is different.

[B]

He played the Social records, too.

[C]

Yeah, my boyfriend Keith was there, bro.

[A]

Yeah, he should have had something different. He got too much.

[C]

Him and DJ must have been fire, bro.

[B]

But I respect your boy. His second time doing it. He got a lot of dope records as well.

[C]

He got a lot of. A lot of music.

[B]

I'm just happy that they back doing it. I misses him.

[A]

But who would y' all really love to see, though? Like, just not the normal. Like, we all want to see Chris Brown, Usher. We might not get that ever. But, like, if you just can be like, yo, I think this would be a great battle. Who would y' all play?

[B]

Pick two people who probably wouldn't do it against each other, but it would be dope if they did. And that money would have to make sense. But Drake and Future.

[C]

Yeah, I like to see J.

[A]

That's two different balls.

[C]

I like to see Jay Z and.

[B]

Wayne Ti And Wayne. How you feel?

[A]

TI And Wayne. That'll be a better one.

[C]

T. TI And Wayne is far.

[A]

Yeah. TI And Wayne. Jay Z got two.

[C]

His song, I probably take TI Hov can't do a.

[A]

His songs is too big, bro.

[C]

But if Wayne, like. But Wayne gonna do all the freestyle, so Wayne will probably wash everybody. He can do 20 freestyles.

[A]

And everybody's gonna pick them, though. Wayne gonna pick them. I mean, he gonna pick like, Hitboy.

[B]

Play Drop the world with Eminem, Lil Wayne, which is a really big song, but it's just like, you ain't really trying to play that. But how you tell me not gonna play a song that probably made me so much money and accolades?

[C]

And it's.

[B]

From a music standpoint, it's a big ass song.

[C]

It's just the sequence.

[B]

Yeah, for real.

[C]

Didn't go. But I'm saying, like, T.I. and Wayne. Okay.

[B]

I like that.

[C]

I roll with that.

[B]

Energy would be high too.

[C]

But Wayne just got so much freestyles. Like, I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, I would take Wayne in that battle, but TI probably performed better.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

No shade, Dwayne. I love Lil Wayne, one of my favorite rappers, but the way he performed, I don't.

[B]

Yeah, thank you.

[A]

Yeah. I don't be fucking with that.

[C]

I think Jadakiss opened my eyes up to performers in this shit. Cause I'm like, didn't even know, like, we love Jada.

[A]

That nigga said, I'm out outside, bro.

[B]

When he performed his New York verse. That should be put in a lavor. But that is a icon.

[C]

Him being in sync with his dj and them guard, bro is legendary. I would like to practice this battle, though.

[B]

Oh. And it would be very disrespectful. But who could 50 battle? That would be the problem.

[C]

I don't know y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

All right, man. Well, shout out to versus man, if y' all have a dope one, invite us. We love to pull up and have a good time there. Shout out to the people at Complex and Apple holding it down before we get out of here. Jericho Sims. Not Jericho Sim. Excuse me. That's my guy. Give us on duck contest. Ptsd, please go. No. Back to the Lakers. Jackson Hayes is in the dunk contest, but he got suspended one game for pushing over the Wizards mascot. Please play this. This is hilarious. My dog is doing his job and Jackson Hayes was absolutely nothing.

[D]

Damn.

[B]

Yeah, he got suspended the game for that guy.

[C]

He been itching to do that.

[B]

Is he out of pocket?

[C]

Yeah, he's wilding, bro. He could have hurt that.

[A]

Yeah, he tweaked.

[C]

I'm in the suit.

[A]

He tweake how?

[B]

Imagine somebody just stole off a boomer to the left.

[C]

You don't know if you had to.

[B]

Follow his.

[A]

Stretching and like, dude didn't see him. So he was like, let me just get him out.

[C]

Bo.

[A]

No, he wasn't my. He crashed.

[B]

Jackson hat you out of pocket, bro. I hope you go crazy.

[A]

What was that? You got a eating couch?

[B]

I'll go ahead be in the strange addiction show, homie. He likes to eat couch. I mean, excuse me, couch cushions. He on his second couch.

[C]

He had to be one of us.

[B]

Yes, unfortunately, during black history month.

[C]

Oh, no, you're not.

[B]

I would say in my lifetime, I've probably eaten at least a couch and.

[C]

A half to two couches. I heard his voice.

[B]

You right as Carl Winslow with locks.

[A]

My making meals of couches.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no. He didn't put that on the plate.

[A]

He said he can't eat that. It hit the floor.

[C]

So if I do these little chunks.

[B]

They'Re like little bite side. He's smiling while he's describing this, man.

[A]

Turn this off.

[B]

He ain't even season to be here. He robbed off the couch cushion.

[C]

Contestant to where.

[B]

Had to go in.

[C]

You eat couch, cuz you a demon. Look at this haircut, bro.

[A]

He said the doctor. He almost killed himself.

[C]

He put more fo on top.

[B]

I know Thanksgiving is weird at his house, boy.

[A]

Man, that can't be real, bro. Doing anything be on TV at this point.

[C]

You think that's AI?

[A]

Yes, bro. That nigga's not think everything.

[B]

Speaking of AI, before we get out here, Michael Parsons, he is a wild boy. He got caught. Red head landed. He was on his know I'm saying cart recovering. It went to all the chilies except for the last one.

[A]

What was the last one?

[B]

Spin it back one more time.

[A]

Mike, it's a cowboys.

[B]

Oh, he's a cowboy all right. Not Dallas.

[C]

Rhinestone cowboy.

[B]

Mike, you ain't slick, boy.

[C]

I with you, Michael Parson Love gang.

[A]

You one of my favorite gang.

[C]

One of my favorite now.

[A]

And that dip with that.

[B]

He was on the car too. He said no.

[A]

I love you, Jada, man.

[B]

Oh, on that note, be here telling.

[C]

People they create some mer man520.com.

[B]

Look what they doing. Oh, man, you a wild boy, man.

[C]

That made the promo too. Making the promo as a cheerleader.

[B]

On that note, shout out to Boost mobile. Shout out to Hard Rock. Shout out to Stockx. We appreciate y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

We'll catch y' all next time. Maybe if we not cancel Club Five Twenty.

[C]

The volume.

[B]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[A]

Guaranteed Human.