Club 520 - Jeff Teague on beating Joe Johnson & Nightcap 3v3, Diddy documentary, Christmas gifts

Summary

Club 520 Podcast

Episode: Jeff Teague on beating Joe Johnson & Nightcap 3v3, Diddy documentary, Christmas gifts
Release Date: December 8, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague (DJ Wells), Bishop (B Henn), Young Nacho (Mike), special guest Barbie
Production: iHeartPodcasts & The Volume

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers the signature blend of sports banter, locker-room humor, and nostalgia that defines Club 520. NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and his crew riff on memorable basketball moments, dream podcast matchups (3v3 style), the wildest elements of the recent Diddy documentary, and the evolution of holiday gifting. They dig into everything from sneaker culture and Christmas grills to childhood jobs, grilling disasters, fasting, and classic holiday movies, keeping the laughs and stories rolling for both sports and culture fans.

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Main Discussion Sections

1. Sneaker Culture & Holiday Gifts

[10:00–14:00]

• The fellas open up by discussing the nostalgia around sneaker drops, specifically the Jordan 10s, and their basketball memories tied to those shoes.
• Debate if kids today still get excited for Christmas sneakers the way they did growing up.
• The holiday wish list goes around: grilling gear, a pellet smoker, cookware, or keeping it simple with car insurance paid off for the year.
• Quote:
  “Back in the day, we used to look forward to them holiday releases... If I'm gonna get one thing, make sure you throw them under the tree, Mom Dukes.”
  —DJ Wells [11:01]
• Highlight:
  • Grilling stories take center stage, including brisket, backyard dreams, and the struggle to get better at holiday cookouts.

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2. Gift-Giving, Relationships & Gender Double Standards

[19:00–33:00]

• Barbie joins to talk about what makes a good holiday gift for women and men, keeping it real about preferences, practicality vs. sentiment, and underrated gifts like cookware or rims.
• Quote: “Men always cry they don’t get good gifts, and it’s just like, I don’t know who y’all fucking with. If I know exactly what to get, that’s even easier.”
  —Barbie [27:14]
• The gang debates the best gifts they’ve received (car note paid, getting flown out on vacation) and riffs on universal rules for “giving it up” when someone flies you out.
• Highlight:
  • Hysterical back-and-forth about travel, "flying out," and awkward situations when trips don't go as planned.

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3. OG Job Stories & Working for Minimum Wage

[34:00–39:00]

• Jeff and the crew swap stories about their first jobs—cart boy at a grocery store, Sam’s Club, Foot Locker—and the pain of working 43 hours for a $110 check.
• Quote:
  “That was the moment I decided to make the NBA. Swear to God, they clocked it in March!”
  —DJ Wells [36:25]
• Sad trombone for minimum wage workers, with everyone agreeing on “pay the people more, man.”

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4. The "Podcast 3v3": Dream Matchups and Competitions

[39:40–42:56]

• Inspired by Nightcap podcast talk, Club 520 dreams up a 3v3 tournament featuring top podcasts: 520 vs. Nightcap, Pivot, and more.
• Hilarious strategizing and trash talk, particularly about handling Joe Johnson and Shannon Sharpe if they hit the court.
• Quotes:
  • “Hey, we good! ... We just gotta triple team Joe.”
    —DJ Wells [40:56]
  • “Joe does yoga every day, bro...”
    —Young Nacho [41:32]
• They expand the competition to include bowling and football, confident they could spank the field.

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5. Diddy Documentary & Music Industry Shenanigans

[73:20–79:11]

• Deep dive into the recent Diddy documentary, reacting to the wildest revelations and sharing disbelief at the scale of alleged moves.
• Discussion about label contracts, intimidation tactics, relationships, and legacy.
• Quote:
  “Some of the craziest I saw is when he went to his homeboy office... walked in, he said, allegedly with a bat and a suitcase, and sign it.”
  —Bishop [73:38]
• They also note, with a bit of awe, the business acumen and long-term plotting evident in the documentary, even if it was cutthroat.

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6. Classic Holiday Movies and Traditions

[83:36–87:52]

• The crew names their go-to holiday movies: Home Alone (hot debate between 1 and 2), The Grinch with Jim Carrey, Jingle All the Way, and more.
• Arguments over what constitutes a "classic" and stories about watching (or avoiding) movies like A Christmas Story and National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
• Quote:
  “One is just like, one fire.”
  —DJ Wells [84:08]
• They joke about never having watched some of the universally-loved holiday flicks, but agree on the importance of tradition.
• The segment winds down with a riff on Michael Jackson's Christmas songs despite being Jehovah’s Witness—classic Club 520 humor.

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7. Sidebars & Wild Tangents

Throughout

• The episode is peppered with digressions on grilling disasters, the pains of fasting (and why food wins over almost anything), elaborate sneaker Christmas dreams, awkward romantic situations, and the weirdest bathroom moments (from planes to snow-ins).
• Most Memorable Tangent:
  DJ Wells detailing his horror story of having to use the airplane bathroom after soul food in Vegas, culminating in bleaching himself at home. [71:14]

  “I went home and took a shower. I was up… Y’all, I threw bleach on my back.” —DJ Wells [71:03]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

• “Cooking for your friends is crazy, man. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. Got you.”
  —Bishop [06:33]

• "Give a rough estimate about how much that [car insurance] costs."
  —Young Nacho [17:10]

• "I'm not signing nothing. At least my family would have got the 25%. I'm not signing nothing, bro—allegedly."
  —DJ Wells (on the Diddy doc) [74:22]

• “We were so hungry. Ordering fries and calamari...trying to ration that so we could still eat.”
  —DJ Wells [56:01]

• "If you want to know anything about religion or practices, do not watch this podcast."
  —DJ Wells [61:15]

• “Home Alone.”
  —Everyone, agreeing on the best holiday rewatch. [83:44–83:47]

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Important Timestamps

• Sneaker nostalgia and holiday gifts: 10:00–14:00
• Best/worst Christmas presents & couples’ gift talk: 19:00–22:00
• Early job/grind stories: 34:00–39:00
• Podcast 3v3 battles (sports matches): 39:40–42:56
• Diddy doc recap: 73:20–79:11
• Holiday movies & traditions: 83:36–87:52

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Tone & Style

• Warm, unfiltered, and heavy with inside jokes
• Keeps it real about life, gifts, and grown-up problems
• Fast-paced conversational flow, locker-room banter, and plenty of ribbing between hosts and guest(s)

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Final Thoughts

This Club 520 episode is a vintage run through sports nostalgia, the realities of fame (and infamy), growing pains, and the joys of holiday traditions—with plenty of laughs and real talk. The hosts’ chemistry brings out both hilarious honesty about their pasts and thoughtful commentary on the culture, making it a must-listen for fans of sports, music, and comedy podcasts.

Merch Reminder:
Shop the new holiday collection at shopclub520.com — “limited, limited, limited...we ain’t making no more of these!” [89:05]

Sponsors:
Shoutout to Boost Mobile, StockX, Hard Rock Bet, Chime, and Square for supporting the pod (and bringing those door-delivered iPhone 17s and classic sneaker drops!).

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(Episode skips all ads as requested; this summary captures all content and key moments from the actual discussion.)

Transcript

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[DJ Wells]

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[DJ Wells]

The volume.

[Bishop]

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[DJ Wells]

Be here.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in.

[DJ Wells]

Come on. Yeah, they'll pull up to your crib. You don't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go tap in with the. The. The stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile pull to your crib and you get everything situated for you.

[Young Nacho]

Boost Mobile. Is Boost Mobile for real?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, it's mobile.

[Bishop]

They getting active. Listen, man, everybody pulling up.

[Young Nacho]

Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up Boost Mobile. Pulling, setting up my service on my new iPhone 17 at the crib.

[DJ Wells]

You ain't gotta leave, man.

[Bishop]

Come on, off the couch with it. Listen, doorstep sir, C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts and pictures and messages. All that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever, iPhone 17, Boost Mobile got you in. They Gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer it for you.

[DJ Wells]

Man, what's the.

[Bishop]

What's the excuse not to get a beehin?

[Young Nacho]

All right. Ain't no excuses, especially they pulling up to your door. Would I never know other providers ever did that.

[Bishop]

Come on, man.

[DJ Wells]

Doorstep service.

[PayPal Announcer]

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[Young Nacho]

That's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes, man. This holiday season gets you. If somebody you Love, that new iPhone 17, they'll pull up to your crib and handle the rest. Shout out to the good people over there. Hard Rock Bet, official sponsor of Club 520B here. We was just in Miami talking to the good peoples. Yeah, we need them lays, man. What you got for them?

[Young Nacho]

Got them lays. And I learned some new tricks on that blackjack table, too. So I'm gonna get right. I got y' all this week, though. Every day on the morning show. Every day, Monday through Thursday. I got y'. All.

[Bishop]

Come on, man. Big chicken on the way, man. Last but certain, not least, man, Shout out to the good people over here at StockX. We got a surprise today. We gonna see what's in there. But you know what it is. Same game with me as usual. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop. B hen out the prayer lease. How you what? Nasty.

[Young Nacho]

Cool and nasty. I'm ready for the day, baby.

[Bishop]

You know what's funny, man? People been talking during the Adidas commercial, they were just like, I didn't know the be for be here stand for Brandon.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. People really think my name is Bishop?

[DJ Wells]

People think you need Bishop.

[Young Nacho]

I'd have been for the longest thought my name was Bishop, bro.

[DJ Wells]

That's funny as hell.

[Young Nacho]

And baby, all them, really everybody from Detroit, for real, call me Bishop.

[DJ Wells]

That's hard.

[Young Nacho]

A thousand percent.

[DJ Wells]

I'm calling you Bishop. You was like that from Juice when I first met you. Damn, that was Pop.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, Philip Collins, he called me.

[DJ Wells]

He do call you Ste.

That's a great sa.

That would have been a hard. You know what? I'm show you props for that. Props for that. But what's crazy is he cooked for.

[Bishop]

His and poured that beer in. I would have smacked that plate over. Don't you dare give me a 40 ounce scrambled egg.

[DJ Wells]

I know this is nasty as hell.

[Bishop]

Cooking for your friends is crazy, man. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. Got you.

[DJ Wells]

What I'm feeling good. Pause, bro. Like, shout out to D Rose. Man, these kicks fire. Yeah, my guy. I had to put them on, man. I ain't gonna lie. I'm rolling with the Adidas vibes right now.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, them was tough.

[DJ Wells]

I got a Tony hoodie. It's a new merch, right?

[Bishop]

Come on, baby.

[DJ Wells]

Shoot a shirt up in here soon.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, DJ got the full suit on.

[Bishop]

Listen, man, we going live today. When you see this, you can tap in, man. Shopclub520.com we got some new merch for the holiday season, man, for you, your loved ones tap in. We got a whole lot of dope shit going this year with the merch for sure.

[Young Nacho]

True to size, no crop. Regular fit.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

You know, ain't no bedazzled not.

[DJ Wells]

We keep playing.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, keep it OG So, yeah, we don't have any. In case y' all confused. Well, respect.

[Bishop]

No P. Freaky mic hoodies. We don't have any of those in stock. Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Wait till Black History Month in June. We'll be dropping those collabs.

[DJ Wells]

Well, freaky mics.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. And then for the other people, too.

[Bishop]

Respect.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, we do.

[Young Nacho]

The volume does all right.

[DJ Wells]

Respect the game.

[Bishop]

Respect that do got too much but.

[DJ Wells]

Look crazy as you say. I don't got that. Then drink that drink. It's crazy.

[Bishop]

What type of drink is it for.

[DJ Wells]

The people who can't see God? All type of sweet. Oh, characteristics in that drink.

[Young Nacho]

A Jolly Rancher.

[DJ Wells]

Get you a shot of Jager or something. Shot of Henny. Put some hair on your chest.

[Bishop]

Jolly Ranchers is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

You still eating hard Jolly Ranchers. I'm judging you, bro.

[DJ Wells]

No, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Hard Jolly Ranchers. And now letters is crazy, bro.

[Bishop]

Now, first of all, you're not gonna put now letters in this Rico.

[DJ Wells]

Because I'm still something on the package, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Hard Jolly Ranchers, bro. That's crazy, bro.

[Bishop]

As an adult, I'm. I'm too old to be walking around my tongue different colors, bro. I can't. I gotta pass.

[DJ Wells]

I even think of that far over. That's wild.

[Bishop]

Smacking blue raspberry.

[DJ Wells]

Jolly Francis going to talk to people while.

[Young Nacho]

For him to go down.

[DJ Wells]

No, but her lips and to. That's crazy.

You gota call Johnny Rachel now.

[Bishop]

Wow.

[DJ Wells]

That's what you say for your F. I mean, Kanye said muddy. You know what I mean? Jolly Ranchers.

[Young Nacho]

Respect.

[DJ Wells]

That's a sick ass.

[Young Nacho]

Can't talk about on this show, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You know what I mean? Got about dragging my cook. I remember baby Face, right. I used to Drink. What was that?

[Young Nacho]

He was disappointed in you.

[DJ Wells]

I used to drink crystal light y.

Your cup tea. I was like, crystal.

[Young Nacho]

In fact, that's why you want to come. For who?

[DJ Wells]

The script. He's also your cup tea. Like, crystal light. He was like, what? I was like, he thought niggas was on bread. I wasn't with Shout out to. People used to pour Fake lean, man.

[Bishop]

The NyQuil and the Sprite. Boy, that was only fully ourselves.

[Young Nacho]

I hated them people.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody did that.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, my high school used to do that.

[Bishop]

Used to be an epidemic.

[Young Nacho]

Class in third period dead.

[DJ Wells]

Got a headache for real.

I mean.

Not quilling Benadryl. Start saying retrip it. That's my word.

[Bishop]

All right, now listen. Shout out to Stockx. When we ever. We got this here, man. That means somebody got something, man. Who. Who got blessed today? Nacho, clearly.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, it really ain't my blessing, but I'm gonna be my blessing. Shout out to the girl. Focus.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to Stockx, man.

[DJ Wells]

Y'.

[Young Nacho]

All. Bless the whole game. We appreciate y', all, but sometimes people steal on this show. So speaking of stealing, what do you have in your bo?

[DJ Wells]

But shout out to Stockx. The good people at Stockx, man.

[Bishop]

Gang, gang.

[DJ Wells]

If you know me, I used to hoop in the Jordan 10s when I was in Minnesota. This is one of my favorite pair of hoop shoes. Yeah, and this remind me of the good old days, man, when Jordan came back after his first retirement and he came back and started playing in store. Atlanta magic. And he was hooping in the tens.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Good memories. Fire. One of my favorite hoop shoes of all time, even though I'm Team Adidas. He's still special, though.

[Bishop]

Nah, well said. And it's crazy. Back in the days, and I'm saying the toe cat re released. A lot of people were going back and forth about that, keeping the OG Silhouette with him. I like to look to it, you know what I'm saying? Give a little bit of character.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, These fire, man. I can't hate they. Not better than my D Roses or whatever, but they. They definitely. They definitely some class.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to the Steel 10. Shout out to Stock X.

[DJ Wells]

Stock X, man. Appreciate y' all showing love always.

[Bishop]

Shout out to the family. Those are classics for sure. Why we over here talking about shoes? Is this still lit to get, like, shoes for Christmas? Like, do kids care about that anymore? Because back in the day, we used to look forward to them holiday releases. Like, you know, if I'm going to get one thing, make sure you go ahead and throw them under the Tree Mom Dukes. Is that even a thing anymore?

[DJ Wells]

I can't wait to see them.

All black.

[Young Nacho]

Them black joints.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, they was balling in New York.

[Young Nacho]

For them is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Hopefully, you know, our Adidas family is tapped in and our Christmas gift is real nice.

[Young Nacho]

Hopefully somebody Stockx.

Because dip is crazy. I'm grateful for any jellyfish, but those. Those black ones are.

[DJ Wells]

I'm a size level.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Anybody's wondering on, you know, StockX or.

[Young Nacho]

Alice Jr. That is a designer shoe. A thousand percent.

[Bishop]

Yeah. The all black, though, is crazy. And just the line that people was really smiling for them. That was hilarious, though. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

But I think getting. Getting. I think kids really still, man. Kids only want. They don't even ask for games no more. Once they get the game system, it's kind of. They just want to get fresh.

[DJ Wells]

You think so?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. I don't think kids is really asking for too much, bro.

[DJ Wells]

What you asking for for Christmas this year, though? What's on your list.

[Young Nacho]

Since we here? I don't know. Probably some more cookware for the crib. I retired, but I still like, you know, little random outdoor kitchens. I need a new camp chef. I want a new double barrel grill.

I would love a pellet smoker. That's like at the top of my list.

[Bishop]

Okay.

[Young Nacho]

So I don't need no shoes or clothes.

[Bishop]

You know, Would you put in the pillow smoker? You know what I'm saying? For some of us, probably.

[Young Nacho]

I'm gonna probably skin a brisket because you gotta skin it. Once you get it, you gotta skin it again. Get all the fat up off of it. Leave a little. But then a brisket is gonna be my first ordeal.

[Bishop]

She. She had some words said to her because she had a little family kickback. It was the vibes too. But she didn't take the membrane off.

[DJ Wells]

The back of the ribs.

[Young Nacho]

It don't, bro. You don't even got to all the time, though.

[Bishop]

Apparently this batch, it's a bad bat. It was necessary.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Wait. Sometimes it could be a little tough.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

See, if you leave. If you leave that. That. What's the name on it. You got to put it in the oven. After you cook it, you chop them up, throw them in the oven for about an hour on 375.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And it'll break them down.

[DJ Wells]

You like them green eggs? Green eggs, what the most like grills. Call it egg.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, y' all put me on. I don't know nothing about it.

[DJ Wells]

I want one of them in my backyard.

[Bishop]

Oh, you said green. I thought about go Dr. Seuss on them.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I want one of them in my back.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't seen them.

[DJ Wells]

I'm fire right there.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, I'm at.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I need one of them in my back. Yeah, I've been.

[Bishop]

Yeah, I've been seeing. Seeing them pretty.

[DJ Wells]

I want to get it built in. I ain't gonna use it, but it just look good.

[Bishop]

I gonna say, t, you gonna hop on the grill?

[DJ Wells]

Hell, no.

[Bishop]

I'm on it next year. I said, I gotta. I gotta become. You know what I'm saying? That I gotta become reliable on the holiday.

[Young Nacho]

I got you, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I do want to be better. I do want to be more hands on with some things.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, brother, I pay you.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Shout out to Buck. You gotta come switch some door handles this week. But on the grill, you got at least. Bro, you gotta at least get on the grill one time. One time. Yo, y' all gotta get.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all be sick.

[Young Nacho]

Beater some sandals gonna cook all the way through. Well, you gotta clean it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

Don't poison yourself.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, you know, I mean, the meat still be a little red. I mean, we first ate Lou grill, started learning how to grill the chicken. Still was a little.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Luke could have just threw it in the oven. It'd be cool.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. I know you can still do that.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

Salmonella sides is a little crazy.

[DJ Wells]

My burgers was Paul's, ain't.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, your burgers. Hey, the burger still smack?

[Young Nacho]

Nah. Dj, you gotta. You gotta tap into the group.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro.

[Bishop]

I follow Big Boy, bro. And he. He motivates me. Every time I see him on that dumbass grill, he be in that whipping up. I was like, I gotta tap.

[Young Nacho]

Big Boy thought the seafood on his.

[Bishop]

Though, bro, the butterfly lobster. I said, yeah, I gotta tap it.

[DJ Wells]

Ain't nobody pays better than my dude. That be backyard go.

[Bishop]

He's the goat.

[DJ Wells]

He dropped that fish and it started sizzling, man.

[Young Nacho]

Now somebody give me one of them. I might pay your rental for the year. Somebody give me a big burrow like that, I might take care of you.

[DJ Wells]

I can't wait to go to South Carolina. We supposed to make a trip down there in South Carolina.

[Bishop]

I'm something, bro. We got, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to my boy. I think it's like bsd, bro.

[Young Nacho]

He puts a thousand pieces in there.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, my boy whip up. Yeah, his fool.

[Bishop]

That's a custom made, girl. He handmade that grill himself. You can tell. Yeah, he gets you.

[Young Nacho]

I'm gonna buy you a grill, bro. When you get your crib, buy your grill, bro. I Don't want you to get evicted from the spot. Put a girl out there to go. Mr. Wills.

[DJ Wells]

You gotta have gotta get some sandals, though. You gotta get on some toes out.

[Young Nacho]

What y' all want for Christmas, though?

[Bishop]

You know what I'm saying? If they want to bring me some 20 inch I rock rims to my Camaro, I would greatly appreciate it.

[Young Nacho]

Damn. You know, I'm glad I'm shitty. I kind of said that, though, because these around go to Walmart. Buy me a 30 grill. Oh, somebody don't put that, they gonna.

[DJ Wells]

Get you a personal Weber grill. That's how we started out, don't it?

[Young Nacho]

Put two hamburger patties on. We had four house of 20, 30 in the house.

[DJ Wells]

Put four chickens on that.

[Young Nacho]

Bobbles got shanice mixed. Nigga, we put snakes in her apartment.

[DJ Wells]

Is. Is like this, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Swear to God, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Charlie, the charcoal grill.

[Bishop]

We might go off to the subject, but I always feel for the people who go to the parks and got a whip up out there, boy.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, bro, I did that for the family, bro. Terrible time.

[DJ Wells]

I don't want nothing too crazy. It ain't even crazy at all. But could y', all, like, pay my car insurance for the year?

[Young Nacho]

Give a. Give a rough estimate about how much that costs.

[DJ Wells]

We ain't gonna do that for which car? All of them. They all Underwood, you know, wow. Shout out to my people at State Farm.

[Young Nacho]

What's one, though?

[DJ Wells]

We can take one. No, no, I don't think we can afford one.

I don't think we can't afford for. No, we do 1 car.

[Colin Coward]

1.

[DJ Wells]

1 car for the year. That's play the Tesla Porsche. The Tesla Porsche.

[Young Nacho]

No.

Look at dj dj. Like, I better get my ribs.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, all I'm saying is they make them in 22 too, since we had the portraits. I mean, gonna be way more.

[Young Nacho]

No, no, no, bro.

[DJ Wells]

What you about to get some fortunes, nigga.

[Young Nacho]

He got liability insurance.

[DJ Wells]

You got toe to toe, man.

[Bishop]

Just like 2500. Aren't you crazy?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah. That's his real affordable respect.

[DJ Wells]

We must do all the cars.

[Bishop]

I'm rolling.

[DJ Wells]

Turn it over here. It's not too much. Y' all think about it. Come across y' all this. Don't worry about it. I will bring the paperwork for y', all, boy. The exact amount to the penny, no matter.

[Bishop]

Let's have some drinks. I got some conversations about some Christmas.

[DJ Wells]

Barbie at work today, man.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

He wouldn't be coming out of nowhere now. Yeah, we're gonna have to start her. She want to start coming out There. Okay.

[Bishop]

Barbie.

[DJ Wells]

He about six three.

Be careful.

[Barbie]

I yeah.

[Young Nacho]

What's happening today?

[Bishop]

Came to work in the Mary J's.

[DJ Wells]

I with it. Call him Mary J. It's gonna be your luck. You gonna stumble when you give me mine.

[Barbie]

I'm not gonna cry.

[Young Nacho]

This carpet. I'm not. It's IKEA carpet.

[Barbie]

It was thick as hell.

[DJ Wells]

The carpet got re rocked. That was forgive.

[Barbie]

Look, they can see me behind the bar.

[DJ Wells]

Turn up we got today.

[Bishop]

What's in this drink?

[Barbie]

It is the crane. You handle it. So we still doing our festival drinks? Festival drink. Our festive drinks.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

It has cranberry limeade and I topped it with Sprite.

[DJ Wells]

That tastes like Sprite Remix.

[Barbie]

Sprite Remix.

[Bishop]

Classic.

[DJ Wells]

That fire.

[Barbie]

Remix is so ghetto.

[Bishop]

Top tier soda of all time.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, legendary. Yeah, for sure. Platinum. My house rb.

[Bishop]

What you want for Christmas? What's on your list this year?

[DJ Wells]

A man.

[Barbie]

No. His money.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

Based off his possibility somewhere.

[Young Nacho]

His money? That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

So what do you want for real? What can we get you for Christmas?

[Barbie]

I've been asking y' all for a Barbie chain for the longest. I want a chain.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yes.

[Bishop]

I'll be here.

[Barbie]

I just want a chain.

[DJ Wells]

I don't even know where to start with a chain.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie.

[Barbie]

That's it.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie. Pick something there.

[DJ Wells]

Mar.

[Young Nacho]

Need some new pots. Pants.

[Barbie]

I know I do want some new cookware for.

[Young Nacho]

Need some new new towels.

[Barbie]

I can get them my damn self.

[DJ Wells]

New ch.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie to Macy. Get her a new towel set. New positive set. You know what I mean? New.

[DJ Wells]

New griddle.

[Young Nacho]

They got the griddles this big now. I just bought two of them.

[DJ Wells]

Like how much would you want your chain to be if we got you a chain?

[Barbie]

I don't know how much they even price. Like I just want a cute little dainty one. Nothing too crazy.

[DJ Wells]

You just want like a little.

[Barbie]

Just a little something, you know, like.

[DJ Wells]

Where you can barely see the bar.

[Barbie]

I want them to see it, but not.

[DJ Wells]

You want it like that.

[Barbie]

No, that's insane. But you know how the girl's necklace just a little, you know, not too much. I can afford it.

[Young Nacho]

But you already start with an anklet.

[Barbie]

With an anklet?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Like Mike won't.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, now you need like a mic.

My ankle bracelet got sporting his chain. Your ankle bracelets cost more than one. It's a big chain. It's a big ankle bracelet. Yeah. He's spending 20000 on yours. It's a little more.

[Young Nacho]

No, it's more than that.

[DJ Wells]

You gonna spend 20 bands on an anklet? It's a really big ankle bracelet.

[Barbie]

It's a really big ankle bracelet.

[DJ Wells]

You gonna spend 50,000 on that?

[Young Nacho]

I ain't say that much though.

[DJ Wells]

That's gonna be the worst 50,000 ever spent.

[Young Nacho]

Facts, bro, like, we don't wish, but.

[Bishop]

If a trying to like stick you up for your chain, he's like, give me your foot. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

You gotta put your foot up like this.

God damn. Give me your ankle. Can you take it out?

[Young Nacho]

I really see him. Yeah, he's getting that.

[DJ Wells]

I swear to God. You get that.

Burn his leg off. Damn the. You're not walking around with that. Not with me, bro. Listen, we cannot be going on tour and you coming out there with a wearing your jeans inside your socks.

Nasty.

[Young Nacho]

All typer sweats.

[Bishop]

Nasty vision. All right, now Barbie, never. What can a man ask you for for his like. Is a man out of pocket for giving you a Christmas list?

[Barbie]

Uhoh, no, I like that.

[Young Nacho]

I prefer that.

[Barbie]

So I know exactly what to get.

[Bishop]

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[DJ Wells]

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[Barbie]

Men always cry that they don't get good gifts and it's just like, I don't know who y' all fucking with. So.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Interesting.

[Barbie]

If I know exactly what to get, that's even easier.

[DJ Wells]

Would you like to get like clothes and shoes and stuff?

[Young Nacho]

Whatever he like, whatever he may desire.

[DJ Wells]

What about they want some like that's like DJ like rims or he wants some beats or some.

[Young Nacho]

A set of four.

[Barbie]

I would prefer that. I would prefer to, you know, get a nice big gift that he actually appreciates.

[DJ Wells]

Damn.

[Barbie]

But I typically try to do like something designer, something that's like whatever his like hobbies or something is. And then like a little meaningful type gift.

[Bishop]

Okay.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Don't. Don't give me mama a picture of my grandma. Pictures of your grandma, I tell you now. Any across America. Sorry. Don't. That does not want to picture his auntie, his mama.

[DJ Wells]

No.

[Young Nacho]

His first grade teacher that died and told him he wouldn't go. He don't care about none of that. All that sentimental gifts. Dead.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

That is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I've never been a sentimental type man.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

But I'm saying like give me something I can wear. I can show.

[Barbie]

Yeah, yeah, but how you said like you're into cooking and stuff like that, so something that you can actually use that somebody would think to get you.

[Young Nacho]

Okay. I just that when you said cinnamon, I wouldn't put me in a trauma Place.

[Bishop]

I don't mean you go give me a spatula.

[Barbie]

No, like, you know, of course get something you want. It's this expensive grill that. He won't get that.

[DJ Wells]

What's the best gift you ever received from a your significant other or a girl?

[Young Nacho]

A car note.

[DJ Wells]

Oh.

What about you, dj?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, I got tribal toe who got flew down.

[Barbie]

You better give it up.

[Young Nacho]

You had to give it up.

[PayPal Announcer]

He better.

[Young Nacho]

Lie.

[DJ Wells]

You know who you sell. Is that a universal rule? Y' all ever listen to the pr?

[Young Nacho]

I thought he about to say something.

[DJ Wells]

No.

I know where you going.

[Bishop]

No.

[DJ Wells]

You sound like Penny proud mama. You said you better. I like that. Proud family.

[Young Nacho]

My boy dj.

[DJ Wells]

Dj Be like this on arrival.

[Young Nacho]

Let's go.

[Barbie]

Before we start this itinerary.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the W. Now, I like that idea about.

[Bishop]

Is that universal because there are some people.

[DJ Wells]

You know, it's getting dark.

[Barbie]

It's not university.

[DJ Wells]

If you accept this boarding pass.

[Young Nacho]

If a fly you out the country.

[DJ Wells]

For Christmas. Yeah, if I fly you to eat Chicago.

[Barbie]

No.

[DJ Wells]

What are we doing?

You guys tune it up. I'm out of there. Don't come on the trip. Like, what about you? Flew a girl out and she was on her time of the month.

[Young Nacho]

What day?

[Barbie]

What day?

[DJ Wells]

He said the shake like it's fire. He say it's the first day.

[Young Nacho]

That like the barbecue sauce. It might be cake. You know, you can rinse her off, though.

[DJ Wells]

That's disgusting.

[Young Nacho]

You can really rinse her off for real. A girl? No funny. No funny. But a woman, if she get in the shower long enough that I don't know what that water do, but it's like a power washer. It shut everything down, bro, for a few seconds.

[Barbie]

It's over.

[Young Nacho]

That's all I need.

[DJ Wells]

What is that? Three strikes? Three pumps in the swirl.

[Young Nacho]

I'm just playing. Just. What is she doing?

[Barbie]

Y' all.

Just wait till she knows. Well, after the trip.

[Young Nacho]

That would suck, though. That'll mental up that is, even if you did really like her, kind of be you kind of.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Just tell me so we can cancel the trip.

[Young Nacho]

Damn, bro. You still wouldn't go on the trip?

[DJ Wells]

Nah, I'm gonna still go. You just not.

[Young Nacho]

I was about to say something.

[DJ Wells]

You invite somebody else.

[Young Nacho]

Extra Barbie show.

[Barbie]

Ain't ladies.

[DJ Wells]

Ain't what Tylo say. It's hard to x working 6 of you and 1 get 40k.

I ain't going be able to make it though, you know, Try to cancel this trip. Try to do it next time.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, pocket, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Vacation like a trip.

[Barbie]

It's crazy.

[Bishop]

Still.

[Young Nacho]

Still go on the trip, bro.

[DJ Wells]

What's going on?

[Young Nacho]

Said they canceling the trip.

[Bishop]

Yeah, I'm still going.

[DJ Wells]

You just not. I'm canceling the trip.

[Young Nacho]

If it's just two days, bro, you can cheat.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't gonna have no fun.

Not to say it like that, but, like, what the. Like, we going on the beach and like, yeah.

Yeah, I'm smooth. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

These is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

I spent all this money, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I'm at least going a trip, bro. Especially if you already slammed before.

[DJ Wells]

It's like, Ah, Yeah, but it's just like, nah, gang. Cause we could have just did it next week.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

You know what I'm saying?

[Young Nacho]

Like, you could have.

[DJ Wells]

It's like, let's make sure the balcony. We have a moment on the balcony.

[Young Nacho]

What if it's her birthday weekend?

[DJ Wells]

We can do it next week.

You ain't prepared. You ain't prepared correctly.

[Barbie]

She has a mouth.

[DJ Wells]

Damn video.

[Barbie]

I'm saying, like.

[Young Nacho]

By any means. Barbie going on that.

[DJ Wells]

Now go to the first.

[Barbie]

We outside, baby.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, y' all fry. Mike, please play this video.

[Bishop]

Have y' all seen this?

[DJ Wells]

I love the addition of Barbie.

Anybody say nothing, but she just came out.

[Young Nacho]

I was thinking about it.

[Barbie]

I was gonna get darker, but I'm gonna leave it at that. What the hell just happened?

[DJ Wells]

Please play this.

Get darker. We could.

[Bishop]

I'm scared.

[DJ Wells]

We could move our. Hey, roll this from the top, please.

[Bishop]

This car boy is definitely getting fired. This is hilarious.

[DJ Wells]

Look how he started, though.

[Bishop]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Well, he was sliding with the car.

[Bishop]

That's not him.

[DJ Wells]

He at the top of the escalator. He tried to walk him down and just got tricky.

[Young Nacho]

What store is that?

[Barbie]

That was a shopper.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

That window broke.

[DJ Wells]

I'm having flashbacks. That was my first job.

I'm smarter than that. And you had to chain them. You had to rope them together. Look how he tried. Never happened.

[Young Nacho]

We don't have a store in Indianapolis that has the escalator where you have to take.

[DJ Wells]

He said that everything cool.

[Barbie]

They in West Chicago.

[Bishop]

He's an unemployment line.

[Young Nacho]

Wow.

[Bishop]

Because he threw missiles down escalator at.

[Barbie]

A woman, and he's seen that lady.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's what I'm. Glass being broke.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all worrying about the glass. So this woman just got hit by a shop guard. It's crazy.

[Barbie]

That took her hip out. God damn.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, she about to get paid.

[Young Nacho]

That's just a video, though. N. It ain't even that bad.

[DJ Wells]

You back on. Makes it worse. About to get.

[Young Nacho]

It's not even that bad.

[Barbie]

Bro, that is terrible.

[Bishop]

But the way they hit that glass.

[Barbie]

And just watch her sliding across.

[DJ Wells]

Why was they going that fast though? He shot them out of cannon.

[Young Nacho]

How she didn't feel it coming though.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, going down.

[Young Nacho]

Talk about instinct.

[DJ Wells]

Cuz everybody ain't got it.

[Bishop]

Her antennas was on zero, but you.

[DJ Wells]

Post to rope them together, you're supposed to put a. Yeah, I don't think.

[Young Nacho]

Nobody at the job does that. He just wanted to get fired, bro. Yes, bro. Yeah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I used to call the cart boy.

[Young Nacho]

You did not work at no place with no escalator.

[DJ Wells]

But I knew how you roped them together. We used to have a 20 line.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, and you just rolled them in.

Together.

[DJ Wells]

Used to hold up the whole street.

[Young Nacho]

That's why I used to do a Sam store the parking lot. I used to shut it down.

[DJ Wells]

Oh God.

[Bishop]

I know they hate it.

[DJ Wells]

I used to be walking handicapped to.

[Young Nacho]

The next foods to the gas station.

[DJ Wells]

Dragging them hot as I remember one day it was 80, 87 degrees outside. I got a polo on.

My mama said, oh boy, you working hard, ain't you? How much you get paid you?

[Young Nacho]

That's what I want to say.

[DJ Wells]

Give me my 87.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I got dog got about 10 an hour pushing cars. Oh, that's what I did.

[DJ Wells]

We got five.

[Bishop]

Damn.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Ain't that what we got, Lou? 5:17 at Sam's Club.

[Young Nacho]

Sam's Club. Pay good, shout out to Walmart. Sam's Club. We still locked in.

[DJ Wells]

I couldn't even take my girl to eat and get some shoes.

[Young Nacho]

Damn, 675.

[Bishop]

Boy, you weren't going to old trolleys for two.

[Young Nacho]

How many hours was you working a week?

[DJ Wells]

I remember one day I worked 43 hours. Got 110 on a check.

[Young Nacho]

That had a 401k at 14.

[Bishop]

Union.

[DJ Wells]

I got 110. Worst day of my life.

[Young Nacho]

Non dependence on your taxes.

[Bishop]

Ain't no way they still owe you for that one.

[DJ Wells]

I said, I ain't never getting a real job. That was the moment I decided to make to NBA. Swear to God, they clocked it in March.

[Bishop]

Said I can't do this, but I'm.

[DJ Wells]

So young and dumb. I was hyped. I got 110. Y'.

[Young Nacho]

All.

[DJ Wells]

My mama like you work 43. I got one, baby, it's okay.

[Young Nacho]

You wasted. You wasted your time. Damn.

[DJ Wells]

I left. I left a basketball camp early for that.

[Young Nacho]

It was dark, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Like, what the. I was to tap into that red polo.

[Young Nacho]

Respect everybody. I wonder what minimum wage is now. What is it, Mike?

[Barbie]

Probably 725 still?

[Young Nacho]

Hell no.

[Barbie]

I think it is for real.

[Young Nacho]

Not in this economy.

[Barbie]

Indiana it is.

[Young Nacho]

Nobody's making $7.

[Bishop]

Yeah. Yes, definitely still 725, bro. Pay the people more, man.

[Young Nacho]

Shaking the cup.

[Bishop]

It's a lot of hard working people out here, man. Pay these people more, man. Everything else going up.

[Young Nacho]

I can't live off that, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I've been there before. So I noticed. I know what it feel like, bro. We need to get that.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. 30 years ago. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Did you Foot Locker?

[Bishop]

We did because we got got commission. We definitely got minimum wage though.

[DJ Wells]

I want to say after the commission, I ain't really, I ain't never had like. I worked minimum wage.

[Bishop]

Well, I, I went platinum off my discount, so I didn't never took my check. Oh yeah, you wouldn't.

[Young Nacho]

So how'd y' all make your selling shoes?

[Bishop]

Finessing.

[Young Nacho]

Okay, I, I, that was too hard for me.

[Bishop]

But what's crazy though, it depends upon who you work with. Like at Foot Locker, if you had a cool manager, he'll let you with a release. You know what I'm saying? That's easy money. You working five to nine Tuesday night. You are working for free.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

You ain't getting facts.

[Young Nacho]

7 making 28. I'm going to work, bro. Hit the block.

[Bishop]

And you got the nerve. And you got the nerve to ask me is the same shoe in the back four times. Boy, you and this air Max. I'm already mad. I made 25, pulled up to work today.

[DJ Wells]

That was your ass.

[Bishop]

Literally.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that was not back then.

[Young Nacho]

Depending on where you work.

[Bishop]

Yeah, it is. In 2008 when gas was $4 a gallon. Yes, it was.

[Young Nacho]

Ye.

[DJ Wells]

I lived in a work.

[Young Nacho]

So you work fairly close.

[DJ Wells]

I couldn't believe I made 110 at the 43 hour. You know what? I'm going back to my.

You going back?

[Young Nacho]

I think you misread that, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I swear to God. I misread?

[Young Nacho]

You was too young to have garnishment, brother.

[DJ Wells]

I made $110. I couldn't buy the LeBron, but my mama had to give me the rest of the money. I'll never forget the mama working 43 hours.

[Young Nacho]

Still got to cut in with you.

[DJ Wells]

And I wasn't even allowed to work 40 hours because I was too young.

[Young Nacho]

You went overtime. You supposed to get time in the house.

[DJ Wells]

I was sitting there.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Brittany Turner, Grandma. I was sitting there with her stealing like a.

[Young Nacho]

Who was the manager of that? That's what you needed.

Papa Lou.

[DJ Wells]

Papalou put me on. He told me to quit because I was feeling I got caught.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, he hit your check.

[DJ Wells]

Then he said. He said, hey, don't go back to work. I said, why? Just don't go back. Sorry. Say, less.

[Young Nacho]

Respect, man.

[Bishop]

Shout out to the og, Man. What other video we got?

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to them.

Get a Kit Kat every day with this.

[Bishop]

Have y' all seen this? Nightcap talking. They said line it up.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, I saw.

[DJ Wells]

I'm. I'm. Whoever just said that, why I was just thinking about that earlier today, having all the podcasters.

[Young Nacho]

All the podcasts.

[DJ Wells]

5:20, the pivot. Busting with the boys. But listen, just something competitive where we all. Where we all had. We all compete in something.

[Young Nacho]

I mean, that. That would be so fun.

[DJ Wells]

Like. Like a podcast war or something. I don't know. I don't. I don't know. I'm just.

[Young Nacho]

What we playing?

[DJ Wells]

I mean, it could be anything.

[Bishop]

They say 303.

[DJ Wells]

We good. Hey, we good. Hey, hey.

[Bishop]

Them boy like they here, man.

[Young Nacho]

We good.

[DJ Wells]

Don't worry about it.

[Young Nacho]

Joe, you got jump in.

[DJ Wells]

Just get on the block.

[Young Nacho]

Me and Ocho already got locked up. I'll figure out the other two. Already got it locked up, bro. That's what we not going to do. We'll beat them.

[Bishop]

That's a match up.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

Him no, you not playing. Shannon got new hips, bro.

[DJ Wells]

We just got triple team. Joe.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, Joe gonna try to bully.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, Joe.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

We gonna have trouble. Yeah.

[Bishop]

That's gonna be task.

[DJ Wells]

That's about it. Everybody else is green. Yeah. Shout out to them, though. Shout out to night Cat. We beat your ass for sure. Matter of fact, Lonnie, we can play anything. Paul's like, yeah, we have beat them pretty much anything. Football, we cook them. You know why Shannon can't move?

[Young Nacho]

He could be quarterback, though, bro. It's over.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, quarterback. We cook. If he quarterback, it's over with, bro. We can't guard Chad.

[Young Nacho]

No, we got nothing to do with that. Can't guard Joe, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we could. We could. Let's try something. Let's try something. Joe does yoga every day, bro. I might be good, though. I can curious quiet bowling or something, huh? Oh, we bowling. I'm. We winning. We good bowling. I know I'm a better bowler than them.

[Young Nacho]

We can bowling, but football is 520 bowling.

[DJ Wells]

Me and Mike got us 520 bowling. Me and Mike got us.

[Young Nacho]

That'd be crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Michael, hold us down the boat.

[Young Nacho]

Ocho still.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

I like the fact he Said all the podcasts like, he said the pivot. Yeah, we run the threes of the pivot.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, we. That's good.

[Young Nacho]

That's great.

[DJ Wells]

Damn. They don't know how to pick up.

[Bishop]

A basketball to be in every pick and roll, actually.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, they don't even know how to pick up basketball. I don't even think Ryan too strong. He gonna be out there.

[Bishop]

Foul. We need a ref with Ryan.

[DJ Wells]

Fred ain't. He ain't moved in a minute.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

So we beat them, but in bowling. I like that, though.

[Young Nacho]

We have to invite them to the field day. It.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bowling.

[Bishop]

We still ojbp, too.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Oh, we beat them.

[Bishop]

I mean, that's like.

[DJ Wells]

But that's for sure.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to my Ish, though.

[DJ Wells]

Matter of fact, let's.

[Young Nacho]

And my boy.

[DJ Wells]

Let's challenge them in the bowling. Let's challenge them in bowling. Put that out there. Nightcap versus 520 and bowling and JBP.

[Bishop]

Straight to the Baja, too. We gotta resolve that, too. Oh, yeah, we ain't forgot.

[DJ Wells]

I don't think we can beat them and throw out there.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, they've been clowning, too. Shout out to my dogs. They've been wilding. What's so funny? So, yeah, y' all probably. I don't know if y' all have been seeing it or not. Charlie V just got caught on to Double M, y'. All. Oh, he's sick. He just seen Charlie V Sick.

[DJ Wells]

Ah, Charlie.

[Young Nacho]

They put him up on the screen. He just looked like.

He was devastated.

[DJ Wells]

He was devastated.

[Bishop]

And I'm gonna tell you right now, the power of your voice on this platform is crazy, because DeMarcus Cousins was.

[DJ Wells]

On there calling him Freaky Z on national television. Oh, my God.

[Young Nacho]

That's my dog.

[DJ Wells]

He said, yeah, man. Freaky Z got to be stopped, man.

[Bishop]

Double m. It's Club 520, and this episode is brought to you by Square. It's crazy. Now, some of my favorite spots and neighborhoods you grew up in are now all using Square, man. The community, the relationship, the small businesses. It's the relationship that you feel when you pull up to them places. Being here and growing up in that. I know you familiar with it, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, for sure. Because me going to Angie's back in the day, it was hard. All they took was cash, so now they got squares, easy tap to pay. They make it super convenient for everybody to, you know, go through their day and purchase the food.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to all the small businesses, man. Shout out to keep your head up. I still get my hair cut over there. Yeah, a lot of great barbers, a lot of great people use Square now. You know, around Indianapolis, everybody go around. We, we go to your event. Shout Out Square.

[Young Nacho]

I'm also a partner of Square. They made my life a lot easier. Invoices especially, especially for my catering order. So square is the way to go for sure.

[Bishop]

And dope part about Square is like you said man, they tap into the community, man. They take care of small business owners, making sure they can get their paper the right way, taxes, all the above and they pour back into the community. Offer some opportunities for those business to grow as well.

[Young Nacho]

Man, I love that money that is spent in the neighborhood stays in the neighborhood, man.

[Bishop]

Listen, make sure you tap in, go to square.com go club520 and tap in for more details.

[DJ Wells]

But before you do, go support your favorite local neighborhood business.

[Bishop]

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[Bishop]

You please play that video Barbie in this situation. What would you do if you was out with your man and this happened?

[Young Nacho]

We have nails your.

[Barbie]

Look at him.

[Young Nacho]

That's how that big girl did not read lamb chop the other night somebody.

[DJ Wells]

Took not reading lamb chop.

[Young Nacho]

A big girl walked past not reading. They gave his lamb chop kept walking.

[DJ Wells]

Would not read Georgia Street.

[Young Nacho]

He couldn't do that cuz he just had it on. Damn. It look like he fed her.

[DJ Wells]

I would have been tight.

[Bishop]

My first question is he already take a sample of that lamb shop.

[DJ Wells]

It didn't matter. It didn't matter. It get wicked in culture sometimes.

[Barbie]

She has like. They already only give you three lamb chops.

[DJ Wells]

You done tried it. You didn't try shout out to the good people.

[Young Nacho]

That was at your street.

[Barbie]

Now we do three anyways too.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie, you chasing her down.

[Barbie]

The lady with ice cream or the fat bitch at Georgia Street.

[Young Nacho]

Well, we gonna talk about the video first.

[Barbie]

The lady. Yeah, we're fighting.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Because first off, you try to look like you can out deep throat me with the damn ice cream. We got to. I gotta chase.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, respecting.

[Barbie]

That's what me look y' all though men think that like that you probably like. God damn. I heard him blip touch my hand.

[Young Nacho]

It never got close.

[Barbie]

Chasing him down.

[Young Nacho]

I probably accidentally did like this, See. Gave it a rest.

[Barbie]

That was a highlight of his damn day. No. No way.

[DJ Wells]

And when he realized that ice cream cold was still there, he said, hold on.

My milk and magnesium his face. Can you tap that beautiful white one right there?

[Barbie]

See, we gotta fight. We are stuck.

[DJ Wells]

He said, hey, excuse me, sister. Can you tap that beautiful white woman right there?

That is one of the most ignorant.

[Bishop]

Movies of all time.

[DJ Wells]

And I love it so, bro. One of my favorites, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Oh my God.

[DJ Wells]

You just kissed everybody in the party.

That said, and I'm pregnant. Everybody was like, with your baby?

What was her name?

Daddy said.

No, fool, that's the baby's lunch.

[Barbie]

He said, that's what I literally was just thinking. Disgusting.

[DJ Wells]

That is crazy.

[Barbie]

Like the ketchup on her toes.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Barbie]

Disgusting.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah, that was hot sauce ketchup.

[Bishop]

Mine won't be the same.

[DJ Wells]

He's sorry.

That's one of the greatest movies ever, bro.

[Bishop]

Y' all are fried.

[DJ Wells]

When they beat dude up at the beginning of the movie. Stuffed him out. He's like my son. My son. Look, they. Oh, that him.

[Bishop]

Hey, y' all just woke up. The real Jermaine Jackson is back. Go ahead and play.

[DJ Wells]

The real is back, baby.

Oh, my God.

[Young Nacho]

Always be telling me to chill out. No, watch it go crazy, man.

[DJ Wells]

That don't look real, bro.

[Bishop]

Boy hitting the nursing homes, tearing up.

[DJ Wells]

That like a bobblehead. Like that. Crazy.

[Bishop]

Who does that?

[Young Nacho]

Jermaine? Left handed, bro.

Ain't no regular doing that, bro.

[DJ Wells]

It's called the Treasures collection down by my brother, my late brother Michael. It's 200 some pieces.

[Bishop]

He did not authorize this. He would have been pissed if he seen you doing a flea market of his.

I'm just trying to figure out, like.

[DJ Wells]

Look at cuz line.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, that's the hairstyle you been having, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Bro, no, that's. I'm, like, in shock. It's getting.

[Young Nacho]

The back of it is crazy. I just can't see it.

[Barbie]

What's the back doing?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, it's the whole party back there.

Swear to God.

[Barbie]

His outfit.

[DJ Wells]

Real question. How y' all get. Y' all like. Like, how he get his hair like that?

[Barbie]

Who you acting?

[DJ Wells]

I'm just saying, y' all girls. Y got hair like, what he do for that?

[Young Nacho]

That's all jail, T. Oh, that's the jail treatment? Yeah.

[Barbie]

Wait, that's hair, you said. I thought that was spray. That's sp.

[DJ Wells]

Be here.

[Bishop]

Nothing's there where it ends or begins.

[Young Nacho]

That's. That's hair.

[Barbie]

Hair at the top.

[Young Nacho]

He sprayed it down to fill it all in. It's all. That's all gel down the back.

[DJ Wells]

Like, who's. Who's his people, though? To be like.

[Bishop]

Yeah, like.

[DJ Wells]

Like, that's the one.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, there you go.

[DJ Wells]

They got the back of his head.

[Bishop]

Oh, that's wicked.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's a whole party back there. That's.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, it's a ponytail.

[Young Nacho]

Yes, that's hair.

[DJ Wells]

He got a wavy pony in the face.

[Young Nacho]

I told you.

[Barbie]

That is hair.

[Young Nacho]

That's all jail.

[DJ Wells]

Pack that up. For real, bro. Yeah, he got.

[Barbie]

Is crazy.

[Bishop]

Yeah, he. And he in the retirement homes acting a fool.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I ain't right, yo. I ain't rocking with.

[Barbie]

Yo, that just me up. The ponytail in the back is insane.

[Young Nacho]

I'm pissed if that's my big brother.

[Bishop]

Yeah, that's why Mike left them, because y' all do like this.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro, look at him.

[Young Nacho]

And he get that lined up.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, with a easel.

[Barbie]

And his hair been like that for the longest.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

Why they put the black Power Ranger in that?

[DJ Wells]

That's up. That's Jackie got to do with that, bro. Shout out to. Shout out to my brother Jamar, man, this is just random. Thought we was talking earlier about how my just stopped Ramadan.

We was talking about the holidays coming up and how, you know, his first couple days. His first day of Ramadan, his first day being a Muslim, he was like, y', all, I'm practicing Ramadan. And that was eating hard. On the second day.

About to go the game. Second day smacking. We like, what you. What you doing? Like, what you mean? It's Robin, what you eating? He was like, I can't do that. The Lord know I'mma try next year.

[Young Nacho]

Wiped his hands on that carpet.

[DJ Wells]

Disrespectful. Be a big owl cry me. Al was rolling for about three days. He get battery time. We bring it up.

You went all out. You ain't get us some water like a piece of bread, bro. I need a 10 piece. Got a 10.

[Young Nacho]

Is hard to fast, bro.

[DJ Wells]

He got a 10 piece, bro. Try to tell me you go do it twice. Get the out of here.

[Young Nacho]

You got to lock in the fast, bro. That. That's just tough.

[DJ Wells]

I tell all my people that. Can I? I ain't doing it.

[Bishop]

All right. So while we here, how long could y' all go without eating food?

[DJ Wells]

A day.

How long you guys, if we had.

[Bishop]

To have a bit?

[DJ Wells]

Hey, we was in Miami and we ain't eat. Cuz I ate all day.

[Young Nacho]

I was hot and dropped that news. Oh.

[DJ Wells]

I never went all day without eating.

Is there a fight to leave right now?

Look about get s. I love mouth. That's family.

[Young Nacho]

I was hot. I was just bad timing. Feed me all day, bro.

[DJ Wells]

We were so hungry. Ordering fries and calamari out of nowhere. And what's crazy was. Was trying to ration that so we could still eat.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro. But yeah.

[Bishop]

Going.

[Young Nacho]

I couldn't. That's why I could never be a part. Shout out to the Christians, even fast. But I skipped that. I don't even see it. God catch me on the back end because ain't no way I can't fast, bro. That's too much, bro. I don't see the point of it, but I guess it cleanses your mind. It's a restart to your life.

[Bishop]

Yeah. It's a mental challenge.

[Young Nacho]

Mental challenge. And I ain't mentally there. Yeah.

[Bishop]

Respect. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I probably fast for something else, though. Like.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, food is a no.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I can't do food or water and all that. I can't do that. But up. I probably give him my phone or something.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I do. Before food. Damn near. I give up anything for food.

Watch these kids sex, huh?

[DJ Wells]

Could you give up sex?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah. For. For a steak, for a piece of roast.

[DJ Wells]

Except for that. You want. You want food or sex? Sex.

[Bishop]

Hydra.

[Young Nacho]

DJ too freaked out.

For some food.

[DJ Wells]

Every day.

[Young Nacho]

Every day, bro. That snatch can wait.

Respect, boy, if I gotta retire my food to eat some coochie that might die, I might pull that off of her.

[DJ Wells]

Tinder is real canopy.

[Bishop]

My family get mad at me. But in the family group chat was.

[DJ Wells]

Like, we Always do Christmas home. We do Kwanzaa. And those responses, it's some of the best I've seen.

[Young Nacho]

Was nothing quite cool, though, because you get a gift every day.

[DJ Wells]

Every day.

[Bishop]

Yeah, but they not fire gifts, though.

[DJ Wells]

What the gifts like DJ with Barbie with Grandpa. Now three you get.

[Barbie]

You get t notebook, a hat mitten.

[DJ Wells]

Still crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie Daddy beat her ass. Shut up.

[DJ Wells]

So we can go to Dollar Tree.

[Barbie]

That's my papa.

[Young Nacho]

Shut up.

[DJ Wells]

Shout to Papa.

My just went to Dollar General this morning and got something to drink. You to go get a toy advanced.

[Young Nacho]

That is nuts, bro.

[Barbie]

Yes, I was happy y' all.

[DJ Wells]

Shout.

[Bishop]

Out to the fam niggas. Was nothing on that. It was like, yeah, let's look into that next year. Y' all some wild man.

[DJ Wells]

I do qu thinking about Quanza this year.

[Bishop]

I gota be.

[Young Nacho]

I know some people that celebrate. Qua shout out to my little sis, Not l. Trey.

Quanza. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't mad at Quanza. I need to know the rules. Can you pull up the rules of Quanza? They can eat and. Right?

[Bishop]

Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Like it was a sport.

[DJ Wells]

Damn near, boy.

[Bishop]

When the cookies came by, nothing else.

[DJ Wells]

Like what we got.

I ain't gonna disrespect.

[Young Nacho]

They do wear dashikis, though.

[DJ Wells]

They do. During the week, during the holiday.

[Young Nacho]

Probably a lot of them wear them every day.

[Bishop]

Each day, one principal is focused on.

[DJ Wells]

I don't know.

[Bishop]

Oh, that's a lot. I gotta remember all the names.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you guys celebrating something every day.

[Bishop]

Striving for unity and family, community, nation, race.

[Young Nacho]

Emani.

[Barbie]

Did you say the name right?

[Young Nacho]

Imani at the bottom.

Living your people.

[Bishop]

Leaders, righteousness, and your struggle.

[DJ Wells]

I with that. I'm actually.

[Bishop]

Yeah, I with it. But you know what I'm saying, my family.

[DJ Wells]

Well, I'm celebrating. Police Navi died this year.

[Young Nacho]

Felicity died is just Christmas.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, but I'm saying that's what we calling it.

Hey, you know what's crazy? Say police not be die and just say Merry Christmas. That's up. Pick a side. I think you say you senator.

Yeah. Ah, look, we laughing about qu she over there a. What y' all say about qu? We say police years.

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All right.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Qu she celebrate her last one.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Couple years ago.

[DJ Wells]

It's over with that welcome back. Come back to Christmas now.

[Barbie]

She keeping the tradition alive.

[DJ Wells]

I'm back.

[Young Nacho]

Go put the real tree.

[DJ Wells]

She gonna come here with the kins. Claw, do you like candles for.

[Barbie]

You like candles for that.

[DJ Wells]

White Christmas?

[Young Nacho]

Oh.

[Barbie]

I really asking.

[DJ Wells]

I think you do Pan African Christmas only.

[Barbie]

I think it's like a green candle, a red candle.

[DJ Wells]

She like candles.

[Barbie]

Is that the Jewish hole?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man. Oh, shit.

[Barbie]

I'm so uncultured. I'm sorry.

[DJ Wells]

If you want to know anything about religion or practices, do not watch this podcast.

[Barbie]

I'm sorry.

[DJ Wells]

We believe you astray, Right? So hold on. Hanukkah, what time they celebrate that? Like, what month? What time of the year is that?

[Young Nacho]

Everything's in December.

[Barbie]

Hanukkah in December, too.

[Young Nacho]

Thank you. I told you.

[Barbie]

It's like a red one, a green one.

[Bishop]

Now, I want to be fair.

[DJ Wells]

You look at the Quanza candles and the Hanukkah candles.

[Bishop]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

She asking her, like, she really celebrating. That's what I was laughing.

[Young Nacho]

Don't give a.

[DJ Wells]

That's what I was laughing. The 14th through the 22nd.

[Bishop]

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

That's when you celebrate Hanukkah. Is that what it is?

[Bishop]

Yeah. And then I think.

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

What's Kwanzaa?

[Bishop]

Kwanzaa's at the end, right?

[Barbie]

It's at the 26th.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I might have to start celebrating something else, man. They get that long of a time.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Christmas only a day. I ain't getting enough shit.

[Bishop]

I can't fuck with you for a week. Give you a gift every day for a week. I don't like you that much.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I need that.

[Barbie]

Kwanzaa was the 21st to the first.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, my God.

[Bishop]

Kwanzaa at the end of the month. That's a lot.

If you celebrate Kwanzaa, please tap in. We'd love to talk, too.

[Young Nacho]

You.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And there, no offense to nobody. Celebrate what you want to respect to your household. Love who you want to laughing at? Y', all, man. They just silly. Oh.

[DJ Wells]

Oh. Y' all stupid, bro. Mike. What you celebrate?

Christmas. You know, you different. We go eating, be saying all type of different prayers. I don't know what that. What?

[Bishop]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Does he sometimes pray? Sometimes don't.

[Young Nacho]

That's why I just covered my food. Skip this, right? Skip this plate.

[DJ Wells]

Like my grandpa passed her the next week. He'd be like, did you see what happened to that? I don't know. Shout out to Mike, man.

[Young Nacho]

What's his rule, though? We gotta. He don't eat. Everybody get their food.

[DJ Wells]

That's weird. I'll be talking about what we doing. Y' all.

Be waiting for their food. Mike. Food come out first. Just be looking at us.

[Young Nacho]

So you're not gonna grab your fork.

[DJ Wells]

This hungry as nigga's food. Smoking his food, all ready to eat. Just sitting there. He like, anybody gonna take a bite.

[Barbie]

You have to take the first bite together. That's why I asked if you were.

[DJ Wells]

I can't some women at the table. It's four. He waiting on me.

[Young Nacho]

I don't wait for y' all to.

[DJ Wells]

Take y' all first bite. I make sure everybody got their food, though.

[Young Nacho]

All right, Mike.

[DJ Wells]

Nigga, stop treating me like a side or something. N eat your food, nigga. I'm not here with you, nigga. I'm a mom. Shout out to the queens.

[Bishop]

But if that ten piece is here.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, like.

Listen here. I was out to eat last night. I finished my food so fast and sent her like.

She was like. I mean, you could have kept the plate here. I was like, she for what?

She's like, get a dessert as soon.

[Young Nacho]

As I see it. Major pain.

[Barbie]

I'm not waiting to eat. That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

It's over, cuz. Oh, man.

[Bishop]

Barbie, why you here? I want to ask you this question. It's completely random, but they was talking about a recent time out. It was like holiday season, you know what I'm saying? People get snowed in and stuff like that. It's like, are you ashamed to use a man's bathroom? You know what I'm saying? If y' all not locked in like.

[Barbie]

That, I'm not about to sit there and paint. I'm gonna go to the restroom.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, hopefully he got two.

[Barbie]

Yeah, hopefully.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Use my spare. No, don't dominate the mask.

[Barbie]

I've only been in situations where there were two restrooms, thankfully.

[DJ Wells]

So you gonna shit it?

[Barbie]

I'm going to. We snowed in like how long?

[DJ Wells]

How do you fake it? Like what you do?

[Barbie]

I'm not faking. I'm just gonna make sure that I have like some spray.

[DJ Wells]

And what about if you ain't got no spray? Are you gonna ask?

[Young Nacho]

Use the comet. Use the comet.

[Barbie]

That's what I'm saying. I will go. Bleach spray. Oh, yeah, some cleaning spray under there.

[Bishop]

Light a match.

[Barbie]

You nasty. Then we gonna be nasty together.

Turn the fan on.

[DJ Wells]

Do you like make a. Do you like make a joke about, like. Woo. I blew that down.

[Barbie]

I can't let that come out my mouth.

[Young Nacho]

And that light of match is cap.

[Bishop]

Dj, a lot of matt match.

[Young Nacho]

That's how I be lady. Lady lit a match at her.

Have to start a real fire. Just blow this.

[DJ Wells]

Let me ask you, what you gonna do? You gotta take a dump at your. Your people's house. And it ain't nothing. Like, it ain't no comment. Ain't none of that. You gonna come out and just be like, yo, that fool we. Hey, me up with what you going.

[Young Nacho]

No, she probably not gonna say nothing.

[Barbie]

I'mma just be. I'mma try and be real sneaky with it. It like a cat.

[DJ Wells]

We can smell it though.

[Barbie]

You ain't even noticing.

[Young Nacho]

Cut the shower on too.

[Barbie]

Yeah, yeah, I'm, I'm.

[DJ Wells]

You might have to take a shower.

[Barbie]

I'm about to get in the shower and then just mix it in with the shower, basically.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Now I've had to tell them before they came out of the bathroom. I said, no, we. Let's go. Let's go back. What? Let's go back in my heyday. Respect. Let's hit the showers like after practice.

[Barbie]

That's disgusting.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never not took a shower after I. Yeah, but to have. I lied. I did that the other day when I went to go hoot.

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[Bishop]

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[Young Nacho]

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[Young Nacho]

You on the airplane.

[DJ Wells]

I was up.

This.

I went home and took a shower. Cause I went home and bleached myself. I was up.

Y' all throw a bleach on my back. And.

[Young Nacho]

What is the leaf bleach?

[DJ Wells]

I don't know. I just need to cleanse everything. I was in a. I was in that for the whole flight. Cause trying to use the bathroom. Knock on the door, go to the back. It's over here.

[Young Nacho]

The fact that you did it on the first bathroom, it's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

You're supposed to go get a bath. I was with these. Where was we at? I forgot baby soul food.

[Bishop]

And it was a, it was a. It was a lifty.

[DJ Wells]

And I always tell these was I got my, my biggest fear.

[Young Nacho]

I'm saying Dallas or Vegas.

[DJ Wells]

My biggest fear was having to use the restroom in public places. That's my biggest fear of all time.

[Barbie]

And you was on the plane.

[DJ Wells]

Cause it was a Southwest. And I told these niggas, I said ah, we shouldn't be eating this food. But it was so good. I was smacking shit. But we had to leave so early. So you know when you first wake up at like 3 in the morning, you ain't gotta use the restroom. But I knew about seven. I like seven's gonna kick in. I'm like, man.

That kicked in, but it kicked in differently. Like I was sick.

[Young Nacho]

I don't know, bro. I ain't never seen a toy that I didn't like.

Never.

[DJ Wells]

We took. We was in Vegas. We took before we took off. I was in the rush restroom when we landed. I was in the restroom. That's a four hour flight, cuz.

[Young Nacho]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

It wouldn't stop before.

[Young Nacho]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

The overflow.

[Barbie]

I can't let.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody had to ask, like, I got some more toilet paper.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Young Nacho]

Damn. You like my kids.

[Barbie]

You had to crack the door.

[DJ Wells]

She said full roll. She's like, should we call some of you? Okay, I'm okay. Hey.

I asked some wipes.

[Young Nacho]

You should have asked me for some wipes.

[Bishop]

I ain't going to lie. You on a plane, you know that was one block.

[DJ Wells]

I was in there.

[Young Nacho]

I shot you them wipes. I know you was in there like that killer.

[DJ Wells]

I was hurt. Y. Worst day of my life, man. I went home and bleached myself. I sat in the tub.

[Bishop]

Bleach.

[Young Nacho]

What, boy? Your whole back.

Out of here without DJ recap of Diddy, though.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, I watched too.

[Bishop]

Hey, it's insane, bro.

[DJ Wells]

He did all of it.

[Young Nacho]

What's your favorite parts?

[Bishop]

They're a favorite. But.

[Young Nacho]

He.

[DJ Wells]

I feel like he did everything. Thank you.

[Bishop]

Some of the craziest I saw is when he went to his homeboy Office, who was 25, owner of Bad Boy, his son's godfather, and walked in, he said, allegedly with a bat and a suitcase and sign it.

[DJ Wells]

So I'm beach.

[Young Nacho]

That's very believable, though.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, Yeah, I feel like he did that. You know how much baby was worth this?

[Bishop]

He said, yeah, I did that back.

[DJ Wells]

I remember the moment I thought about doing that to y'. All. I like, I'm take a gun up there. Just be like, oh, my God. Sign over the. I. No, I ain't going lie. I had that same thought you the.

[Young Nacho]

Last before I was like, what if.

[DJ Wells]

They tried to just like devot you out your. I can take two of them.

Hell no. I've been mad as hell. I don't know why dude signed it over though. I would never sign it. I know why he. He was allegedly getting people murked. No, you got to murk me, cuz. At least my family would have got the 25%. I'm not signing nothing.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's true.

[DJ Wells]

I'm not signing nothing, bro. Allegedly.

[Bishop]

Did you see in the contract with. With Big that he had signed the contract and then he passed and they Changed in the middle of the body of the contract.

[DJ Wells]

Allegedly. Allegedly.

[Young Nacho]

This is crazy. The guy.

[Bishop]

Well, the guy who did it said, I mean, we a try to get su.

[DJ Wells]

He might be on. According to the doctor, that's what happened.

[Bishop]

Yes.

[DJ Wells]

And we can believe or not believe it. That's our personal opinion.

[Bishop]

Yeah, he was just on a roll. Like the shit that said that happened with Suge homeboy and how he got shot and how he was killed, bro, that's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

The thing that surprised me the most, I kind of like if it was true. Like when Biggie passed, he was gonna be on the Rolling Stone cover.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

And then for him to be like, nah, don't put big on there, put me on there. And then he was on the Rolling Stone cover. That kind of was like, if that was true, that kind of hurt my heart a little bit. I'm like, damn, that's fucked. Up, up. And the funeral joint like you got for your own. But they came out Biggie Estate said that wasn't true.

[Bishop]

Okay, okay, okay. Even when I at the funeral. But even when I seen like you see the video a big. Like you can see the fear in his face. Like, I don't want to be in LA no more. He's supposed to go to the UK and do that. He was like, no, he has to stay here. I'm like, listen, I don't know if this doctor is supposed to make look.

[DJ Wells]

Away, but it's selling, cuz.

[Bishop]

That looks crazy.

[DJ Wells]

It's so me. Whoever made the doc, well, they had me over here like, y' all finish it?

[Bishop]

Yeah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I turned it off when it got to like the Cassie stuff. I don't like that one. That get kind of dark.

[Bishop]

Yeah, that, yeah, that was nasty.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, because that he 100% like the. That the freaky. That. The freaky. Yeah, the. I don't like them.

[Bishop]

And he was like, yeah, this was so crazy. I did for six years.

[DJ Wells]

I'm like, yeah, wasn't that crazy? You can still. I mean it is Cassie though. No disrespect, but she too probably do look kind of good though.

[Bishop]

I mean, if somebody's paying you $5,000 to and that's the line of work that you live in. It's not that far, fish. But from the outside view, all that is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Oh no, it's wild. But Cassie is kind of bad though.

[Bishop]

I mean, it's Cassie. Shout out to Cassie. But that situation was just crazy. Like the fact that he had that much power over people, into people's perception of him. Was just like, man, he was a dancer now. He would have danced.

[DJ Wells]

At one point, he.

[Bishop]

He became gangster.

[Young Nacho]

I didn't say Diddy was a dancer.

[Bishop]

Like, he lame here. Well, you can say all that stuff.

[DJ Wells]

But I thought he was corny. Like, even on the awards, he was like. You remember when they was like, if you don't want the dude. All in your videos. If you see when he like, how he responded, he was like. He was. The dude he was talking about is me. But I got love for Snoop Dogg. I got love for these dudes, blah, blah, blah. So it looked like he was kind of like soft. But people said after that, he was like, yeah, we gonna.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he turned it up.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we about to get at him.

[Bishop]

He was very methodical with his get back. It just some of the stories you heard. Just like he was playing a long game. A lot of. Even with the women. Like the Kim Porter. Like that being. I'll be sure girl. And Sharp being the. The main secretary there and waited her out four years. Like, that's.

[DJ Wells]

That is kind of crazy.

[Bishop]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Think about that. That's. Wow.

[Bishop]

I mean, that. That's.

[DJ Wells]

I don't got that much time. You think you could do that? Like, wait, like, I ain't that kind of person. Like, to plot that out for that long. Like, damn. I used to want Al Shore girl when I was a youngin at the studio. And now when I get older, I'm about to get her.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I think that is a long time. But if you like, if you see something, you want her and you know her, you might double down. Be like, when you catch her four or five years later and you know what I mean? Approach her again. But like, every day and trying to work on it for four years is crazy. Yeah, but niggas didn't sing something and been like, like, all right, then call her later on. I'm like, all right, it's time now.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, but like, to be. In fact, they said he was like, infatuated.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's different. That's.

[DJ Wells]

And I'm the artist man, though.

[Bishop]

I mean, he was under. Yeah, they worked together. I don't think that was like that. But that is crazy. But he did it with Eric Sermon too.

[DJ Wells]

He was. Say he did it with.

[Bishop]

He was notorious. Like, hey, if I want your girl, I'm gonna get your girl, no matter what it takes.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Bishop]

That locked in made him that successful. But that locked in is also like. Yeah, it's a different switch that he.

[Young Nacho]

Got in his brain that slow. Came from take that. Take that. That Respect that boy.

[Bishop]

He.

[DJ Wells]

I don't know if they came from that one.

Darker.

[Bishop]

He was wilding in that dark.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I think about. He did a lot of taking.

[Bishop]

1000%.

[DJ Wells]

That's crazy.

[Bishop]

He did a lot of taking unpause. It was.

He was w. Yeah. The crowd that broke my heart to see his. His wife talk about that. She was just like, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

He was about to sign a death.

[Bishop]

Row and then, you know, I'm saying the shooting happened. He said he didn't go death row.

That's crazy, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

But yeah, if you haven't watched it, please check it out. It is crazy. I'm happy you tapped into the Eddie Murphy doc. My boy be here. Don't watch tv. But he checked it out.

[DJ Wells]

Adam Sandler interview, then Eddie Murphy to go.

[Young Nacho]

Is he on Netflix too?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, he did a sit down with. What's the old dude from Indiana.

[Bishop]

Damn. Jay Leno.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, from Indiana. From Ball State. Letterman. Letterman.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

He said with Letterman. Adam Sandler did. Telling his little. His life story kinda.

Fact though.

[Young Nacho]

Is Eddie Murphy though.

[DJ Wells]

No, no, no, no.

[Bishop]

This is.

[DJ Wells]

This is just an interview. They just sitting down on the stage and they just talking. But you know, Eddie Murphy's stunting on us.

[Bishop]

Yeah, that's fire.

[Young Nacho]

I even told DJ when I saw the picture of him and he told a picture of him and Charlie Murphy. Yeah, with his dad. Knew. I said, bro, just legendary about him.

[DJ Wells]

Super legendary.

[Young Nacho]

For sure.

[DJ Wells]

But this one right here is just a. Oh yeah.

[Bishop]

My next guest is fire. I've seen a couple of those episodes for sure. He's had some good guests on there. I'll tap in for that for sure. Netflix is buying everything in the world too.

[DJ Wells]

By the way, they bought Warner Brothers, right?

[Bishop]

Yeah, it's lit. HBO is about to. Yeah, it's all about to be on Netflix.

[Young Nacho]

82 billion.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

You know what? I want to come back out, man. Def Comedy Jam, like the originals. Like I can't find them for.

[Bishop]

Damn. I wonder where you can stream them at. I know it's somewhere though.

[DJ Wells]

You got a DVD player like when Martin used.

[Bishop]

That might be actually true. I wouldn't be surprised by this.

[DJ Wells]

We used to watch that religiously, bro. That said, it's a bald lady had all this weed.

[Young Nacho]

That's when I thought Martin was funny for real.

[Bishop]

What y say was a Toby and Amazon Prime.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah, I'm tapped in tonight.

[Barbie]

Bernie Mac was my favorite.

[DJ Wells]

The Ghost. They were like cuff.

[Young Nacho]

Who did I like from there? I said that was my first time Seeing Gary Owen so too.

[DJ Wells]

That one was funny as hell. He said, you go to a Chinese restaurant, they sell anything and everything. He said. He said. He was like, yo, I want barbecue free fried chicken. He was like, we can make for you. Like it. I got a fur coat back there.

[Young Nacho]

Wow.

[DJ Wells]

He like, we can make for you. He said it. Yeah, I got barbecue corn fl. So he can make.

[Bishop]

That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

That's racist.

[Bishop]

Barbecue cornflakes is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, my fat earthquake. And oh, yeah. Oh, what's old big boy name the other real fat.

[Bishop]

Bruce.

[Young Nacho]

Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce.

[Bishop]

Shout out to comic you, man.

[DJ Wells]

I'm gonna use top here as well.

Bob. I'm in the cockpit. That's a good place for your ass, Bob.

[Young Nacho]

And what was a little fine dark skinned girl, yo, that she was on Soul Plant thing some more.

[DJ Wells]

Some more.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, she funny.

[DJ Wells]

That said, you look like the same fat joker that was standing in front of the YMCA talking about they spelled Macy's wrong.

[Young Nacho]

This here.

[DJ Wells]

I was, yo, I used to watch this every day, bro.

[Bishop]

You know what's crazy? They might not even mainstream that type of comedy anymore because everything is so offensive. Quote, unquote. Now you damn got to see that out of show.

[Young Nacho]

Not the same type of comics no more though, either.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, like even like that Asian joke, people would have been like, oh, that's out of pocket.

[Young Nacho]

The way B. The way Bernie Mac talked on Kings of Comedy. You can't say that, bro. You can't say the F word, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You can't say punk ass.

[Bishop]

Yeah, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

You can't call them punks.

[Bishop]

Those are words that get you off TV forever. Yeah. He said, hey, YouTube, respect.

[DJ Wells]

I can't say punk ass.

[Bishop]

Yeah, you can say that. It's the other word that's the magic word.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, the F word.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. It still was amazing, though. Like his content that stand up. Yeah. One of the best ever, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I missed that. I missed those days.

[DJ Wells]

This the only dude that gives me that kind of pause, they give me that same nostalgia is like that white dude that was on that did the ESPYs. Anybody else? And our. Our boy that got the podcast that's funny as Theo Von.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Theo.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Well, that said my Nicaragua. What? He said my knickers.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Theo. Theo Von is out of pocket.

[DJ Wells]

He said my. Said my N. D. Said.

[Young Nacho]

Theo be right. That's.

[DJ Wells]

That's my guy that told Big X to plug. He was like, yeah, I want to skydive. He was like, yeah, you go right now.

I was in tears.

[Bishop]

Oh, my goodness.

[DJ Wells]

He Wanted to. I would love to be him. I would love to p with him, bro.

[Bishop]

He is a wild boy.

[DJ Wells]

I watch all his.

[Young Nacho]

He's probably the only dark comedian truly listen left that has that type of platform.

[DJ Wells]

He funny as hell, for sure.

[Bishop]

All right, man. Before we get out of here, people want to ask. One movie y' all watch during the holiday season that y. Y' all watch every single year is traditional.

[Young Nacho]

Your house.

[DJ Wells]

Home Alone.

[Bishop]

Home alone.

[DJ Wells]

Home Alone.

[Bishop]

Okay, what's the best Home Alone.

[DJ Wells]

First one. New York.

[Bishop]

You said two.

[DJ Wells]

New York.

[Bishop]

You got one.

[Young Nacho]

One, bro.

[DJ Wells]

B1 and Mike one or two.

[Young Nacho]

This where dude put his.

[DJ Wells]

I like Lost in New York.

[Barbie]

And that one's fire, too.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, right when he had the walkie talkie. No, one is just like one fire.

[Bishop]

First of all, one is a classic.

[Young Nacho]

One and two are both fire.

[Barbie]

Yeah, but two is with the bird lady, right?

[Bishop]

Yeah, yeah.

[Barbie]

But one is still my favorite. But two was hard, too.

[DJ Wells]

I like.

[Bishop]

I with three. I don't think it's my favorite one by any means, but I with three.

[DJ Wells]

The other little white Alex got a cracking.

[Bishop]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I with number. I with three, too.

[Bishop]

But two.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I never.

[DJ Wells]

I wanted that walkie talkie so goddamn bad.

[Young Nacho]

I never seen three.

[Barbie]

I'm going have to watch three again.

[Bishop]

Three is fire.

[DJ Wells]

I with three.

[Bishop]

Yeah, three fire. But one and two, obviously are the classics.

[DJ Wells]

But worse.

[Bishop]

Car with three with the par with.

[DJ Wells]

The old lady across the street.

[Bishop]

Yeah, they had the pistols in that. They was. They was really getting active. Was getting smoked in that one.

[Young Nacho]

I with the Christmas movie, though.

[DJ Wells]

The Christmas Christmas Story.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop]

I don't think I've ever seen that come up.

[DJ Wells]

You never seen A Christmas Story?

[Bishop]

Nope.

[Young Nacho]

Where he put his tongue on the pole.

[Bishop]

I've never watched it.

[DJ Wells]

I have also never watched. You never seen A Christmas Story? She come on all day is cool. On Christmas Eve And Christmas. Christmas.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

My dad used to be like you, bro.

[Bishop]

I'm not watching this, bro.

[Young Nacho]

It's crazy, bro. That's a classic.

[DJ Wells]

It's based out of Indiana.

[Young Nacho]

Yo, crazy.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never seen Hoosiers either. This the joint right here?

Yeah, that is on all day.

You got no choice but to watch the only thing.

[Bishop]

Give me National's Family.

Yes. Elite Movies movie.

[DJ Wells]

That's a good movie. But y' all also. Were y' all older than me? So that came out. That came out. Everybody didn't see that? No, they came out at AB3. Happy Christmas. All day.

[Young Nacho]

We watched that being teenagers. We was teenagers.

[DJ Wells]

I still watch Home Alone to this day.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody saying like it resonates with me because it was a 90s movie imposed to the 80s. That movie didn't even resonate with me. But it come on so much.

[Bishop]

It's a classic that everybody watches permanently except me because I'm nothing.

[DJ Wells]

It literally come on tnt never seen who's that either.

[Bishop]

No, I'm nothing, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. That weak. I've seen it before.

[Bishop]

But I with Jingle all the Way. That's one of my favorite Jingle all the Way.

[DJ Wells]

That's the one where you got the toy.

[Bishop]

Yeah.

Fire Christmas movie.

[DJ Wells]

Fire movie. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. He was a horrible dad.

[DJ Wells]

Turbo Man. He was a turbo mind. I swear to God.

[Young Nacho]

Was a terrible dad.

[Barbie]

That a really good movie.

[DJ Wells]

It's another Christmas movie. I with man. I can't.

[Bishop]

That's a banger, bro.

[Barbie]

Mine is the Grinch.

[DJ Wells]

The Grinch with Jim. Jim Carrey. That's fire.

[Bishop]

Yeah. I'm not mad at that.

[Barbie]

I still like the old cartoon too.

[DJ Wells]

Too. It's so the Grinch. The Grinch with Jim Carrey is fire. I'm not going to lie. That's a good Christmas movie. That's number one, man.

[Bishop]

Get out of here.

[Young Nacho]

Brocke for never are out of pocket.

[DJ Wells]

What's number two? They come on every day, bro.

[Bishop]

Wonderful Life. I don't know what that is either.

[DJ Wells]

I don't know.

[Bishop]

That El is fire. Come on. That should be number one, bro. National Christmas vacation is fire. Oh, behind home. Home alone. Being behind that is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Home alone too. That's. That's the one. One Christmas Chronicles that said 2001. Who's a Chris Kringle?

[Young Nacho]

I mean what's my man named Tom? He used to do home improvement.

[Bishop]

That right there. Santa Claus. There it is. At 11 is up.

[DJ Wells]

That needs to be higher.

[Young Nacho]

This movie is fire.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Santa Claus is fire.

[Young Nacho]

Santa Claus is now 2.

[Bishop]

I ain't see the sequel. I'm nothing on sequel.

[DJ Wells]

Michael Jackson Santa Claus movie.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't seen that one.

[Barbie]

Jack Frost. That's a really good movie.

[Young Nacho]

Michael Jackson playing the Christmas movie.

[DJ Wells]

Nah, but you remember that was Jehovah's Witness and they was doing all that stuff.

They had him doing.

They had him doing Christmas albums and the was Jehovah Witness.

[Young Nacho]

Cuz he sent me that on Instagram.

[DJ Wells]

That was the funniest. They said Mike was doing all these Christmas albums. Them Jehovah's Witness.

[Young Nacho]

Joe just had them doing anything.

[DJ Wells]

He was the first 360Joe up.

Cuz when I watched the movie I'm like they was Jehovah.

[Young Nacho]

They Was.

[Bishop]

Yeah, bro. Bro.

[DJ Wells]

Why was they doing Michael Jackson Had.

[Young Nacho]

A rough life, bro. He need a redo. God need to let him do a redo.

[DJ Wells]

Sp A block.

[Young Nacho]

Ain't nobody had to go through all that, cuz.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out, making Christmas songs and you can't get a gift.

[Young Nacho]

What are we singing about?

[DJ Wells]

I'm shitty on the 12th day of Christmas. My true love me nothing a whooping cuz you can't get 12 days of belt, man. I'm shitty. I'm shitty for y'. All. Mike.

[Bishop]

Oh, man. Shout out to everybody, man. Enjoy your holidays. However y' all decide.

[Young Nacho]

I'm so glad y' all knock on them doors no more. I hated that.

[DJ Wells]

No disrespect to J W, but I just didn't understand why they had Mike.

[Young Nacho]

Disrespect. Y' all gotta knock on the pipe door. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the Christmas carol.

Oh, God. He came singing, he shut the door.

[Young Nacho]

Well, you what that is, doc? My brother started. He thought it was the police. He was so mad that had a war.

Oh, man.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all are fraud, man.

[Bishop]

Before we get out of here, be here, tell the people they can grab some merch.

[Young Nacho]

Shop Club520.com baby. New merch on the way. You see Jeff, you see DJ in the new today. Please.

[Bishop]

Come on, man. The red collection 520 essential, baby. We got some limited pieces for y', all, man. Get y' all through the winter season. Real cozy like stuff. Support the game, man. Tap in. We got y'. All. We said limited, limited, limited. We ain't making no more of these to tap in while you can, man. One more time for the good people over there at StockX, man. Holding us down with the gifts. Holding the set down for sure. Hard Rock Bet you know we tapped in, man, for sure. Last but certain. Not least, man. Shout out to boost mobile. You know the vibes, man. Holiday season to get you and your loved one. That new iPhone 17. They'll pull up to your crib and handle the rest. We appreciate y'. All. We'll catch y' all next time. Club five twenty the volume.

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[DJ Wells]

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