Club 520 - Jeff Teague on BEST-70 point NBA games: Luka Doncic, Donovan Mitchell, Damian Lillard

Summary

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Club 520 Podcast – Jeff Teague on BEST 70-point NBA Games: Luka Doncic, Donovan Mitchell, Damian Lillard

Podcast: Club 520
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn (Malcolm), Barbie
Episode Date: March 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Jeff Teague and the Club 520 crew dive into some of the most historic 70+ point performances in NBA history, debating who had the most impressive showing among Luka Doncic, Donovan Mitchell, Damian Lillard, and others. The conversation unfolds with a mix of hoop analysis, classic Club 520 humor, and sidetracks into basketball culture, relationships, concerts, and life. The crew also reflects on March Madness, “Cinderella” runs, and the energy of college hoops, all while cracking jokes and sharing life stories.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. NBA 70-point Game Performances

Timestamps: 48:55 – 57:50

• Highlighting Donovan Mitchell’s 70, drawing comparisons with historic games by Damian Lillard, Luka Doncic, and Devin Booker.
• The hosts break down what makes a 70+ point game special, the context of each, and how much defensive resistance was present.
• Jeff Teague’s Perspective:
  • “I’m gonna go with Dame’s. I mean, Donovan Mitchell’s was nasty. It’s tough, I gotta say. I mean, 70 points... if you’re going city performances, I’m gonna go probably David Robinson because he had to get that to get the scoring record. But if you watch it, bro, they were letting him score…” [49:47]
  • Reflects on his own NBA career, noting he could have pushed for 50 if he’d had the “green light” (“If you have free reign… how many points you think you can score?... I probably got 50-something” [50:19]).
• Discussion about modern NBA being called “soft,” with Teague defending the difficulty:
  “It doesn’t matter when you do stuff like this. A hell of a performance is a hell of a performance.” [51:00]
• Luka Doncic’s 73-point game called “disrespectful”—in a good way.
• Debate about how system and role dictate how many points a player can score.

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2. Scoring in the Modern NBA and the “Soft Era” Debate

Timestamps: 51:00 – 56:00

• Hosts push back on the idea that today’s NBA is too easy for scorers.
• Teague: “People say this era is soft – nobody plays defense – bro, it’s incredible performances.” [51:00]
• Any NBA guard in the right context could get 50+; not a slight to the game but a testament to talent.
• Reflection on how teammates and system (e.g., playing with Josh Smith, Joe Johnson) limit individual scoring outbursts.

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3. Iconic “Role Players” Going Off

Timestamps: 53:10 – 54:55

• Referencing random huge games by non-superstar players (e.g., Andre Miller, Mo Williams with surprise 50-point games).
• Teague: “My 50 would have been like Dre Miller’s 50… you’d be like, ‘Damn, T had 50’.”

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4. Luka Doncic’s 73-point Game and Style Comparison

Timestamps: 55:45 – 57:44

• Teague watched Luka’s 73 live in Atlanta:
  • “His 73, I watched it live. He cooked us.”
  • “It was hilarious, like, very disrespectful… And it was a close game. They needed him.” [56:13]
• Luka’s style: “That’s everything… it’s just slow.”

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5. March Madness: Cinderella vs. Blue Bloods Debate

Timestamps: 68:30 – 70:58

• Crew discusses whether they’d rather see “Cinderella” teams or established powerhouses reach the Final Four.
• Malcolm likes a mix: “I want somebody that’s not as good as Florida/Duke with a quality player to enter that.” [69:23]
• Teague: Prefers having stars atop teams, but still appreciates underdog runs.
• General agreement: The storylines are what make March special—whether star-driven or shock upsets.

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6. Classic Club 520 Banter & Life Talk

a. Fashion and Nostalgia

[05:07 – 07:13]

• Hilarious exchange about old school urban fashion: Pelle Pelle jackets, North Face, Nautica, Polo, and the embarrassment of wearing oversized leathers.
  • “The only thing about my pelly was my pelly was so big, bro. I had, like, a 3x Pelly. It was too big.” – Jeff Teague [05:48]

b. Barbie’s Car Troubles

[11:58 – 13:39]

• Barbie leaves her sunroof open during a storm, details her struggle with a wet interior:
  • “I dried it off really good. Left the heat on.” – Barbie
  • “Heat is how you get mildew in your car.” – Jeff Teague
• Crew clowns Barbie, giving life advice and teasing.

c. Club & Relationship Dynamics

[22:47 – 23:32; 32:18 – 33:40]

• Club culture: Barbie explains she only gives her real number out in the club so she can block dudes quickly.
• Discussion about preferring “toxic” guys in youth, then wanting “nice” or “stable” guys with age.
  • “When we were younger, we thought they were lame… Now, we don’t want to chase the n****s at all.” – Barbie [32:37]

d. Wild Concert & Performance Stories

[59:40 – 62:53]

• Crew watches concert fails—people falling, Miguel’s infamous “leg drop” on a fan.
  • “There’s no reason you need to go full mad on your performance with the Hulk Hogan leg drop.” – Jeff Teague [61:41]
• Talk about concert ticket prices, especially Cardi B (floor seats at $1,100–2,000), resale struggles, and the vibe at shows.
  • “If I was single, I’d go to the Cardi B concert.” – Jeff Teague [64:39]

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Notable Quotes & Laugh-Out-Loud Moments

• On Scoring Outbursts:

  • “It’s 70 points, bro. If you’re going for city performances… the Admiral, David Robinson, had to get that to get the scoring record, but if you watch it, bro, they were letting him score.” – Jeff Teague [49:50]

• On Club Numbers:

  • “I will [give my real number]. Cause I’ll block you as soon as you text me.” – Barbie [27:36]

• On Janet Jackson-type ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ during performances:

  • “For you to put on a white tux and start doing long jump is crazy.” – Jeff Teague [62:53]

• On ‘Soft’ NBA Era:

  • “Any guard… look at Cam Payne last night. He go for 32… he could’ve scored 50 last night… You getting 40 in a game is real.” – Jeff Teague [54:38]

• On Old School Fashion Blunders:

  • “The only thing about my pelly was my pelly was so big, bro. I had, like, a 3x Pelly. It was too big.” – Jeff Teague [05:48]

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Segment Timestamps

• NBA 70-point game breakdown: 48:55 – 57:50
• Debate on NBA scoring and defense then vs. now: 51:00 – 56:00
• Teague’s own NBA “what ifs”: 50:15 – 53:40
• Luka Doncic 73-point game talk: 55:45 – 57:44
• March Madness Cinderella debate: 68:30 – 70:58
• Fashion nostalgia: 05:07 – 07:13
• Barbie’s stormy car mishap: 11:58 – 13:39
• Women, numbers, the club: 22:47 – 23:32
• Relationship dynamics as you age: 32:18 – 33:40
• Concert fails and ticket prices: 59:40 – 66:20

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Conclusion

This episode is classic Club 520—insightful NBA commentary and locker room banter seamlessly woven together. Jeff Teague’s insider perspective gives real texture to the “70-point games” debate, while the group’s relatable asides make the show about more than basketball. The laughs, the shade, and the wisdom are all here, making this essential listening for both hardcore hoop heads and casual fans who just want a good time.

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Transcript

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[Malcolm]

For sure, man. Next week we getting real active with the college best man. I'm doing all college, taking a break on the NBA, so it's going down.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, this is my favorite part of the year, especially March Madness. When the tournament start, I can be a degenerate at the crib and watch basketball all day and make ridiculous parlays. We will tap in with Hard Bet. Let's get this money while we watching, man. And last but certain, not least, man, shout out to StockX before we get into the show. I got a shoe on y' all wish list on StockX. I want to tap in. Dale hit my line. He said what y' all need? So we got to figure it out. Be handsome. You been eyeing, man.

[Malcolm]

Well, the blue jellyfish.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. The blue jellyfish still in your heart right now?

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. I take the orange ones.

[Malcolm]

You take the orange ones.

[Jeff Teague]

That's a high commodity around these place.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. Adidas show me love. I'm kind of spoiled with Adidas, so I need. I need just one more. That's it. Not ask for much.

[Jeff Teague]

I'll take the orange. Now, listen, every year we've had an All 520 shoe. That black jellyfish has officially became the All 522. It was reimagined for us, but they have taken the crown.

[Malcolm]

You two and Malcolm have slotted that shoe for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

I have put my wear all my

[Malcolm]

shit if I can.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, I'm probably gonna slut. He's probably gonna get enough wear right here. Okay. All these stars. You on the vibes. Yeah, I ain't mad at all. Oh, yeah. I need them gray jellyfish. Y' all too have made me want them really, really bad. And I wait. The white gray jellyfish.

[Malcolm]

I slap tone gr.

[Jeff Teague]

Man, I slept. I need those too. I don't got them. Yeah, they'll tap in. We're gonna get a cracker for sure, man. And shout out to Black Effects podcast special. We will be in the building. April 25th, man. It's going down. Live show, Club 520, and some of your other favorite podcast. Pull up. Have a good time. We can't wait to see y' all there. Same gang with me as usual, man. To my left, we got my dog Bishop B hitting out the pearlies. How you What? Nasty.

[Malcolm]

Cool and nasty, man. Let's get to it, baby. Feeling good today.

[Jeff Teague]

So we'll hand in the building today, boy. Big blood.

[Malcolm]

Oh, yeah. Little av on, you know, I mean, represent at the old times. RIP to all my lost ones on the Crown hill section, man. Favorite co back in the day.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. Shout out to the members. Rest in peace to the members. Now, aver, that was. That was a vibe back in the day. And what's the pelies?

[Malcolm]

Yeah, I was more of a aver.

[Jeff Teague]

I was more of a pelly person if.

[Malcolm]

Yo, I ain't mad at pel. I love pelly, but it had to be like a pelly leather.

[Jeff Teague]

That pelly leather. Who had a pelly bubble?

[Malcolm]

I had. Damn.

[Jeff Teague]

You had a pelly bubble? No, I've never seen a pelly bubble.

[Malcolm]

You got that from Palers. I'm talking about the pelly leather. Like, I had a cloth one, but it just. It didn't hit the same.

[Jeff Teague]

Hell, no, it didn't, boo boo.

[Malcolm]

But it looked good. But when you see that. Yeah, and shout out to Dev Rose. You know what I mean?

[Jeff Teague]

The only thing about my pelly was my pelly was so big, bro. I had, like, a 3x Pelly. It's too. It was too big.

[Malcolm]

DJ gave me a 4x Brown one. And y' all look crazy.

[Jeff Teague]

Look at that. Look at that pilly. The boat. Oh, the pelly boat. Yeah, that's. That's nasty.

[Malcolm]

God, I've never seen the pelly bubble ever, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

That. Now if you go get the hill, figure bubbles, okay? You trying to get a st. That was fire. Yeah, that was a vibe. But the pelly bubble as a choice. You know what other code I used to like was the nautica jackets. Oh, hell, yeah, bro. Them shits was hard.

[Malcolm]

I don't think I ever had a nautica jacket.

[Jeff Teague]

The. It was kind of similar to Tommy Hilfiger, but the Sailbo. Yeah, bro. That too.

[Malcolm]

Nika. I don't think I ever had a coat but that. That Tommy. That blue, white, and red Tommy.

[Jeff Teague]

All right, with some denim and some tims, you had a crazy. You went straight New York. I remember once upon a time, when the club dress co od, we was rocking the old man Polo jackets.

[Malcolm]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Teague]

That was the. Oh, I had. If I had the brow with my

[Malcolm]

green polo dress code. You felt grown in that.

[Jeff Teague]

I was corny.

[Malcolm]

You felt corny with the gold zipper.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah.

[Malcolm]

I wasn't with the navy joint.

[Jeff Teague]

I had a red navy with the red logo. I had a navy. You said navy with the. I had a navy with a yellow logo.

[Malcolm]

They had remixes, for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

And I had the brown one with the green logo. I wore that religious.

[Malcolm]

Got on like North Faces, though. Because the only reason I knew about North Face, cuz my folks at Butler.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. When I started venturing out to Hamilton Southeastern officials when I was in high school, I was like, oh, what is this? Oh, BMWs and North Faces. Oh, yeah, I'm kicking it up here.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

Bob's a little different, man. Shout out to my boy hen. Snapping today on the 5th. For sure, man. Still to my right, my dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague. How you What? Chilling, bro. Let's get to it. Hey, man, you said hey now. The Larry June joints come out soon. Adidas, we need them. We ain't get the friends and family joints. I respect it. We a make the pop up.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. How you good and pimp? See, hit me about that. I'm like, damn, I ain't got him.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, that's. That's the model this year. They've been going with the crazy collabs, man. We.

[Malcolm]

Hey, we seen them though, didn't we?

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, boy. Oh, you had them at. Yeah, he plays.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, that was tough.

[Jeff Teague]

They hit me with Paula. I was leaving the crib. She was like, you look like a coach. I am.

[Malcolm]

That is a coach of the years.

[Jeff Teague]

Are you like a coach? Award winning coach of the year. She was like, when you. You. You're starting to dress like a coach and like, like you're old. Thanks a lot. I'm really confident leaving the house right now.

[Malcolm]

That's just why you was pushing for it. Gotta fall into that. This nigga thinks he's dressing like a coach. He just feels better about himself. I'm like, bro, you can put on some clothes if you want to.

[Jeff Teague]

The real coach outfit. When you start rocking the polos with the sweatpants, that's when you officially.

[Malcolm]

Oh, God.

[Jeff Teague]

That's how. Nigga, this is what I used to wear to the game.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, but you not there yet. You're still.

[Jeff Teague]

You talking about the walk around.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

If you pull up with the polo in the sweatpants, that's officially. That's. That's what I coach.

[Malcolm]

That's what I start interviewing in that, bro. Like when we do our interviews with people, bro, you should come. Polo, adidas, swag. You know what I mean? Love, fleece pants. Whatever.

[Jeff Teague]

We interview street rappers. We will round it.

[Malcolm]

We will round it, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Versatility. That a. That ain't comfortable for me. Yeah, you know, the straw. No matter how much I hate it. Hey, we going have some fun today, man. Barbie at work. Barbie cut her mustache.

[Malcolm]

She shaved her face before the show.

[Jeff Teague]

I ain't never seen that. That's the part. Her pregame R. She got.

[Malcolm]

Hey, Gillette, tap in.

[Jeff Teague]

We got head chips all goddamn. We got a what? What Martin said, man. You been shaving your head, Martin?

[Barbie]

We going to get us a sponsor one way or another. It's 5, 20 something.

[Jeff Teague]

That lit, right? What we got tonight? Top of her lip, crispy.

[Barbie]

It's burning.

[Malcolm]

Shit. Well, use that word lightly.

[Barbie]

My. Oh, damn. I can't even say how. Okay, whatever. We are drinking today. 43 throws.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. What you say?

[Barbie]

43 throws.

[Jeff Teague]

43 throws.

[Barbie]

I'm trying to learn ball, right?

[Jeff Teague]

43 free throws.

[Barbie]

43 throws. 43 free throws. Doesn't sound at first.

[Jeff Teague]

I thought you said 43 throws. That is crazy.

[Malcolm]

That's a lot.

[Jeff Teague]

It is cocky.

[Barbie]

It is throat day.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. Throat goat day. So shout out. I'm glad you said that to you,

[Barbie]

Mike. You a dirty

[Jeff Teague]

live footage. Y. Right?

[Malcolm]

Like a damn stitch.

[Jeff Teague]

Like a damn stitch.

[Barbie]

Y' all is not right.

[Jeff Teague]

This is a wild bts, Meg. It was so. You got a great beard on there.

[Barbie]

Take it off the screen.

[Jeff Teague]

Well, it's on the show now. Yeah, 520 somewhere. Man had a dog. Can't help on the show. How was that, man? Shout out to my guy.

[Barbie]

Oh, he's out of pocket.

[Jeff Teague]

OG podcaster.

[Barbie]

We had a good time. He's completely.

[Malcolm]

It's him and DJ with the women takes.

[Barbie]

Oh, he acts like you.

[Malcolm]

Damn.

[Barbie]

No, he's out of pocket.

[Jeff Teague]

Like, you talk to him.

[Malcolm]

I don't. I love him. What'd he say?

[Barbie]

No, he didn't say, like, he didn't love women. He said he loved women, too, but he was just talking shit like crazy. He gave us a run for our money. I liked it.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, he don't like women that ask for nothing, so. I know he went in on that.

[Barbie]

I know he don't like women that ask for nothing. We didn't even get there. We knew the vibes.

[Malcolm]

Bring my boy back. He's not done.

[Barbie]

We gotta bring you back.

[Jeff Teague]

The first person I knew with a podcast, Indianapolis. That is a Fact.

[Malcolm]

That's a fact for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

Like, I remember. They did it with, like, yo ignorant philosophy. Yep.

[Malcolm]

Early on, shout out to Derek.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, man. Can't happen.

[Malcolm]

Is hilarious to Barbie, though, y'. All. Crazy. Crazy. Thunderstorm in the city today. Barbie got a new car.

[Jeff Teague]

It ain't new no more.

[Malcolm]

For some reason, she left the sunroof open slightly.

[Jeff Teague]

Open slightly.

[Malcolm]

Like. Tell us about that experience.

[Barbie]

I'm just moving too fast. I need to slow down, get my life together. I was getting me and my baby out the car.

[Malcolm]

Austin Richie.

[Barbie]

And I thought that I closed it and came out this morning during a thunderstorm, and it was raining in the fucking car.

[Malcolm]

Wow.

[Jeff Teague]

Magic girl.

[Barbie]

She was just city in that bitch. I was just like, oh, no. But this was what pissed me off. Everybody was writing me, like, wait to be here and see this. Be I be here. That ain't my daddy. The hell?

[Malcolm]

I'm just saying, like, I'm tired of you making poor decisions.

[Barbie]

I know. Somebody said, I'm with Teague. You live a wild life. I'm like, I'm a loser, y'.

[Malcolm]

All.

[Barbie]

Shit. I'm a fucking loser. I'm gonna try to get into.

[Malcolm]

Jess, you're not a loser. But you just got the fucking car.

[Jeff Teague]

Literally.

[Barbie]

It's okay.

[Jeff Teague]

It's been a week.

[Barbie]

It's okay. I dried it off really good. Left the heat on.

[Jeff Teague]

Mildew.

[Malcolm]

I told her, take that to get shampoo.

[Jeff Teague]

How did you dry it off again with the heat?

[Barbie]

Chatgpt said to run the heat. Run the heat and the AC at the Barbie.

[Malcolm]

She said, run the heat and the ac.

[Barbie]

Just put the ac. I pushed the AC button.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. They both came on the same time.

[Barbie]

It was just hot as hell. I don't know.

[Malcolm]

Oh, Lord. See, y'. All. We be trying.

[Barbie]

I'm trying, too.

[Jeff Teague]

How to get my life together. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She said, I started my iron supplements today. She still got a little iron in a wet car.

[Barbie]

I thought it was gonna be a good day. Barbie, just look at it.

[Jeff Teague]

Barbie, Barbie, Barbie.

[Barbie]

Pouring down.

[Jeff Teague]

That shit look crazy. I'm gonna give you nothing to my detailer, man. We gonna get you together. Heat is how you get mildew in your car.

[Malcolm]

Yes. You have to get it shampooed.

[Jeff Teague]

I understand that, Mo.

[Barbie]

I work to six and then come right here. Like I didn't have time.

[Jeff Teague]

She's just a girl.

[Barbie]

I'm just a girl.

[Malcolm]

We don't work every day.

[Jeff Teague]

This just happened today.

[Malcolm]

Go on your lunch break.

[Jeff Teague]

Something not, but go start this classic video resurface. Shout out to Birdman in the prisons, uplifting our kings.

[Barbie]

Look like Mike over there.

[Jeff Teague]

Classic. My Birdman said, yeah, we need some more books in here. You say you think books gonna help you.

[Malcolm]

Would y' all ever go talk to the prison?

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, I would.

[Malcolm]

I don't got to say I go

[Jeff Teague]

talk to the youth. Yeah, I talk. I go talk to the youth. For sure.

[Malcolm]

The youth not. It's over for.

[Jeff Teague]

I mean, if I. If I got a reason to be there, I. You know what I'm saying? I'm here to uplift, but I'm with the youth first, man. I't tap in with them, man. Hopefully they don't go back some in there. They ain't trying to hear I got to say nothing. My perspective, ain't nothing I can say. He's gonna change those circumstances. You probably want to hear what the. I said, no way, bro. You don't want to follow me in there. Yeah, but the juvenile system. Yeah. About some basketball.

[Malcolm]

Give a.

[Jeff Teague]

About no more basketball.

[Malcolm]

I think they like that, though.

[Barbie]

They like sports.

[Jeff Teague]

They need some right Regular. Bro, you one of my legs back today. Pull out the.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Teague]

I seen one of them crash on parlays. Boy, that was my commissary. What happened to that go around? He's still out. Damn.

[Malcolm]

It's crazy, though. I ain't gonna lie. If I was like that, I probably wouldn't want to listen to none of y' all know what I did.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, what the are we gonna say, bro? Give me a lawyer. Updates in my case. Get the fuck out my face. What else I got to do? True.

[Malcolm]

That's true, too.

[Jeff Teague]

Mike, entertain. I'll be the Y coming there. Make me laugh. Say something funny. Be hand funny. That's kind. I be funny. Say something funny. N. Bro, now I gotta leave now. You up for everybody.

[Malcolm]

Y' all going there like, bro, what you plan to do when you get down?

[Jeff Teague]

Bro said, I ain't never getting out. I got life. I got life.

[Malcolm]

You got life.

[Jeff Teague]

I be like, damn.

[Malcolm]

Well, whoever got life, go to this side of the room.

[Jeff Teague]

You got life, everybody. That's the wild stuff for a jail, right? You'd be like, you laughing, really laughing. Joe Circumstances, man. Shout out to everybody behind the wall, man, what else we got here? Oh, yeah, this is crazy. So this gentleman, we don't have to play off. Obviously, it turned to his birthday party into him telling everybody, well, go ahead and play a little bit of it. That. It's funny. I was wearing this same shirt.

[Malcolm]

She's pulling her shirt up.

[Jeff Teague]

What is this? What is he doing? Yeah, I know everything.

[Malcolm]

Little thing.

[Jeff Teague]

I wasn't what I know about all the plain V pills. I think you fil. We can stop here. He found out that his wife was cheating on him and decided to everybody's birthday party.

[Malcolm]

Hey, man, shout out to the Spanish community, man.

[Barbie]

They about to party so hard after this.

[Jeff Teague]

The models are still getting cracked regardless. Like, why is she still about to play?

[Malcolm]

Be pissed.

[Jeff Teague]

He turned up. He said he seen homeboy hoops that she like, wow. Oh, he seen them.

[Malcolm]

I seen his little brother. That's why it took so long to get there. I'm like, oh, that's why he said,

[Jeff Teague]

I seen the pill. Pill dick. That is crazy. Watch your nah, bro.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, that is girl to have the hoop session on her phone, fam.

[Jeff Teague]

Nah.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, that's why be crashing out, man.

[Jeff Teague]

Out of pocket. Mor that I wonder why things you ever at the birthday party, like, why you wait that long though? You could have had a good birthday, brother.

[Barbie]

He was gonna have one.

[Jeff Teague]

I'm burning this house down. I'm saying he could have did that two days before and threw the party in. Went crazy.

[Malcolm]

He probably waited a couple weeks and just held on.

[Jeff Teague]

He's been marinating on this. He's been mad at I got a birthday coming up. So yeah, I'm let everybody get this.

[Malcolm]

He's a strong to just sit there and just think about it.

[Jeff Teague]

He didn't find it out that morning.

[Malcolm]

He wrote that speech

[Jeff Teague]

that's been sitting on his heart for at least two weeks, bro. The first day I found out was said, oh, man. Damn. That's crazy. It's time for me to go.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

I have been out of there. I have been Lamar Odom. I've been at that brothel going crazy. Woke up five days like, damn, look at. I guess shout out to Lamar, man. He just got a rehab, man. He look. Shout out. Shout out to Lo, man. We go get.

[Malcolm]

He got a host in Africa, man. His first party.

[Jeff Teague]

Is that real?

[Malcolm]

Yeah, it's real.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. Shout out to Lamar. He just got out of rehab. What Africa? What is rehab? We n. He was there for a little minute. I just seen him on a podcast, bro.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Don't know where that record.

[Malcolm]

Maybe it's like a wasn't yeah halfway house. Whatever it is.

[Jeff Teague]

Shout out to Lo. We happy. Doing better. Keep doing your thing.

[Malcolm]

Us. I tell quitting is for losers, man. But I'm glad Lo is back in good spirits, man. Hopefully you can stay clean forever.

[Jeff Teague]

Witness for love. That's crazy. I Heard it all today. What's crazy is him doing all this about the girl. Another still gonna smash. Like, I'm happy out the way now, actually. Oh, real life. She really happy.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay, I'm call her. Call you later. You just made our life way easier. What? I ain't gotta go to the back door no more. I can actually go on dates now.

[Barbie]

He might be shitty.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Get well soon, man. I know that can end a lot of different ways, but that is wild to ruin your own birthday party with that type of knowledge. I would have ruined hers, not Min.

[Malcolm]

There's plenty of women in the scene, man. Go enjoy yourself, King Barbie.

[Jeff Teague]

As long as you sat on some information. You found out about a crazy situation.

[Barbie]

Not 20 minutes. I can't hold it in.

[Malcolm]

Okay, right to it.

[Barbie]

Right to it.

[Malcolm]

Damn.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. You ever cared that much, though.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, get right to it.

[Jeff Teague]

I ain't never cared that much. I never cared that much, like, to even get mad. Oh, like, just pass out. Not to spaz. Yeah, of course. Be upset because I'm human, but like, oh, dude, I'm not doing that, bro. That's. That's not about, like, Ah, damn. That's up. I'll be like, all right, I'm just fighting.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, I'll take my lick.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

I can't crash out.

[Jeff Teague]

It ain't worth it, man. You take your L, you take your L. But yeah, like, no, like, if you do something to me, like, physically or to like, I'm worse than your see something else. But, like, you got me. I got you cheating on me. All right, gang. Y' all have a good day, man.

[Malcolm]

What's some shits you've done, Barbie?

[Barbie]

We talk about it on this 520 somewhere. Y' all audience ain't about to judge the hell out of me.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, respect. Tap into the Patreon.

[Malcolm]

They could. No, no, no.

[Jeff Teague]

You crashed out.

[Malcolm]

It couldn't be worse than what you've already said on here, Bar.

[Jeff Teague]

I mean, you shitted on yourself.

[Barbie]

Hey, you gotta remind them every time. I'm just saying, for the new viewers, they're like, what? She shitted on herself?

[Jeff Teague]

Yes, she did. Well, this has been retweeted.

[Malcolm]

We just want one moment. We sure you've crashed out many a times. You live a meaningless life. We just want one story, something brief.

[Barbie]

So all my crash outs is with the same person. He told me, keep my motherfucking name out your motherfucking mouth, so respect your content. Fuck you, I said. But when the city was laughing about it. Now I want to get Paid to talk about it now. You got a problem. I'm gonna keep talking about you.

[Malcolm]

Ho.

[Barbie]

It's my story.

[Malcolm]

All right.

[Jeff Teague]

Respect. Moving on. Next video love game. Yeah, that was a good one. And Barbie, these ladies are saying that go ahead and play it.

[Barbie]

They be scary as. And I don't understand why.

[Malcolm]

How you feel about that?

[Jeff Teague]

Boy, did you look mean.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's not true at all. Everybody be in your face at the club.

[Jeff Teague]

I feel like that is a fact for y'. All. Yeah, I witnessed it.

[Malcolm]

You saw it?

[Jeff Teague]

I saw it firsthand. I don't like. I would never go out with them.

[Malcolm]

That was your first and lasting last, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

And it was on the humbug. I would never. I'm not a fan. Gave PTSD after the first one. I said, I'll never go out with these fools. They have a good time, but dudes be coming up to you. That's you. No. Today's show is brought to you by our presenting sponsor, Hard Rock bet. Florida Sports Book. March is here, and that means basketball takes center stage. The stakes are rising, the shots is falling. And now it's the time to hit the hardwood with Hard Rock Bet.

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[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

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[Malcolm]

Motherfucker.

[Jeff Teague]

Ain't nothing worse than if put me on, brother man. You put yourself on, brother man. Tap her.

[Malcolm]

How do y' all pick and choose? Like what niggas to take, you know, not serious, but give a chance to do.

[Barbie]

We're really just in there trying to have a good time. We don't even really be in there trying to get no hoes or, you know, mix and mingle. But like, you know, sometimes if they just keep being in your face, you'll give them a little Bit of conversation

[Malcolm]

or you're not the type to pass your real number out in the club.

[Barbie]

I will. Cause I'll block you as soon as you text me.

[Jeff Teague]

That makes sense.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Literally, like, they were so out of pocket. They having so much fun. They, you know, they think we they brothers and shit. They come to me talking about, there's some hoes in here, Jeff. Oh. I'm like, oh, okay. He was like, look, they go one right there. It's a. Talk about some holes in here. Talking about, there go one right there. What the is you talking about? I want him. He said, scream. I had to move away from them, man. They had too much going on.

[Barbie]

There was some aggressive ass Haitians in there, though. I told him, I'm like, I don't know what you're saying. Like, I don't know.

[Malcolm]

He said, y' all dance the whole time. The whole time. Where does all this energy come from?

[Jeff Teague]

All right, to be fair, on tour, Barbie dance the entire show, that's just me. My Nick was outside just vibing. I ain't mad at it. She. They danced the whole time, and I'm just looking. I'm moving away. Like me m Keenan, we laughing, talking about it's real life. Like this. Lock the in. And they attacked each other. And walk closer.

[Barbie]

I'm like, that's creepy.

[Jeff Teague]

Damn. Do I gotta, like, protect them? I'm a little nervous for them. Like, sounds like they grown.

[Malcolm]

They said you was wilding outside too.

[Barbie]

Somewhere in the mix, Mal drags me with his car, y'. All.

[Jeff Teague]

What? What?

[Barbie]

I tried to get out and twerk outside the car. He start pulling off, y'.

[Jeff Teague]

All.

[Barbie]

I'm holding on to the back of the seat.

[Jeff Teague]

Remember on Friday when Smokey shoe was dragging, but he was. He was going to stop his car. That's how her shit looked.

[Barbie]

Yeah. I was so scared.

[Jeff Teague]

Hey, shout out. Shout out some funny story. Shout out to my nigga Lou. He did that when he was high school.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Jeff Teague]

Uh oh.

[Barbie]

You was getting dragged by the car.

[Jeff Teague]

He's out there dragging his girl. Kids trying to get out the car.

[Barbie]

Listen, y'. All. Malk has the music so damn loud, I'm, like, scared.

[Jeff Teague]

Malk is having a hell of a week right now. Malk is a wild dude.

[Malcolm]

That fucking video of him picking y' all up.

[Barbie]

Oh, like, that's why I had a question for y'.

[Malcolm]

All.

[Barbie]

It was a comment on there, and it was basketball terms. I don't know what the fuck that meant, but I really need to know. That's why we here said. Could have sworn Barb was on the Lob City Clipper roster with that court vision she just displayed. What does that mean?

[Jeff Teague]

You threw a lob to somebody.

[Barbie]

What's a lob?

[Malcolm]

You threw a lob because.

[Barbie]

Oh, for him to pick up Katina.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah, he threw a lob. Okay. Look at you. Point Magic.

[Malcolm]

Hee hee.

[Jeff Teague]

Yes.

[Malcolm]

He definitely did pick both y' all up. I said, yeah, I got this young nigga on here. Wow.

[Jeff Teague]

Then my boy did a feature on another five. Yeah. Did you think he struggled or who you think he struggled to pick up more?

[Barbie]

He didn't struggle. It was nothing. It was easy for Malk.

[Jeff Teague]

Both did workouts.

[Barbie]

They said he was a little winded afterwards, but which one? After trop. But it was just. He had picked both of us up.

[Jeff Teague]

She walked into that. She walked right into it.

[Barbie]

That's my girl.

[Jeff Teague]

That's how you throw a line.

[Barbie]

Oh, you just threw a line. Is this the motion?

[Jeff Teague]

Go ahead, play, ari. Man.

[Malcolm]

Man. What?

[Barbie]

So I. I think there's still some more healing that I need to do because I look back on.

[Jeff Teague]

I love her.

[Barbie]

All of these.

[Jeff Teague]

This.

[Barbie]

It's a shame. I. I gave them so much time, and there were sweet energies that I didn't. And so now just getting married and starting families, I'm just like, dang, that probably could have been me if I recognized the security in those individuals at the time. And like, now I'm like, yeah, I'm definitely feeling that now. I'm aware that there's something going on, there's something wrong.

[Jeff Teague]

I would have never thought toxic energy.

[Barbie]

I think they just seem really exciting at first. The chemistry is incredible. And they don't even always be fine. It's not even that. Like, they're sexy or something. I mean, well, they're sexy, but they don't be the finest things I've ever seen. It's just an energy. Sometimes it's convenience. What we talk about a lot of those. The sweeter energies that I felt like weren't for me. I felt I could see myself falling asleep a little bit on the phone. So I don't know if that's like,

[Jeff Teague]

oh, we can stop it here. If born Barbie, why are you here? Do you resonate with this testimony from this young lady? Or is this something you were familiar with or heard of before?

[Barbie]

Yeah, definitely. Like, when we were younger, we wanted to deal with the toxic guys and shit like that. And now you see all the dudes that we consider, like, lame. They got families. They married. They got they shit together. I definitely understand, but it's just like, damn.

[Malcolm]

So nine toxic dudes are lame.

[Barbie]

When we were younger, we thought that they were lame. We thought it was cute to have to do the little bickering back and forth when a guy that just was like overly obsessed with you. It was annoying. We wanted to have to actually chase the men. Now we don't want to chase the niggas at all. So I definitely understand. All the good ones married. I say that all the time.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. So now you want like a lover boy type. You're ready to enter your soft girl era.

[Barbie]

Yeah, at 40.

[Jeff Teague]

So

[Barbie]

I'm about to get an old though. Because the guys my age, if they're not already married, they want something young. So I'm gonna go get an old man that won't considers me young.

[Jeff Teague]

She starts smiling.

[Malcolm]

What's the, like, what age are we reaching for?

[Jeff Teague]

Like 45. Anna Nicole or.

[Barbie]

Yeah, no, I would.

[Jeff Teague]

Anna Nicole is crazy. Talking about secure the bag. That was old as. Feed that boy w. Whatever. Like 65. But he got, you know, he's still kind of young.

[Barbie]

Yeah, if he looked nice, you know.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, Well, I mean, 65.

[Barbie]

Yeah, if he looks nice.

[Jeff Teague]

You pulling up with a ARP is crazy, bro.

[Malcolm]

You just giving it out.

[Barbie]

All right. He ain't gonna be able to get it most of the time. That's cool with me. Don't sleep. Earl.

[Jeff Teague]

Earl rub his ass.

[Malcolm]

Earl Dizzly ain't got no paper.

[Barbie]

Earl got that paper. He got that old money.

[Jeff Teague]

Earl ain't got no paper, no teeth.

[Barbie]

So hey, that might work out.

[Malcolm]

700 from Social Security.

[Jeff Teague]

What's the called the nice job. You get a nice job out here? What's it called? Work at Eli Lilly.

[Barbie]

Eli Lilly What? Carriers. Ain't that a one too?

[Malcolm]

And a there a named Real Eli Lilly?

[Barbie]

It might be.

[Jeff Teague]

You might pull up the Marquette Manor. Earl Jefferson.

[Barbie]

He might. I'm gonna get a retired.

[Malcolm]

Probably gonna get like a 45 year old man.

[Barbie]

Yeah, he gonna be about 45.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, she want an old cool nigga.

[Jeff Teague]

Now I have a question for you because I've been seeing this conversation online. I said younger women date older men. Always happen. But how close to age? Like if he got a kid, it's like a couple years, like in proximity with you. Is that out of pocket?

[Barbie]

Oh, no, I don't care. I'm gonna hang with my stepdaughter.

[Jeff Teague]

So his daughter is 38. Wow. That would be older than me.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Cause she said 65. If you older than your stepmom with test grade crazy.

[Barbie]

Yes we gonna be

[Jeff Teague]

if my girl olders my stepdaughter. I'm players. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

Would y' all be mad though if your mom had a that was close to your age? My mama like I remember that Jamie Foxx episode when he saw Gerald like

[Jeff Teague]

that mama like on the shower the start cracking his mom who was giving out massage around town. I'm gonna beat your ass. Find somebody else a that was in my yearbook cracking my mom's out of pocket.

[Malcolm]

Any that can relieve me of my mom being annoyed I don't with it, bro. Just don't put your hands on her

[Jeff Teague]

my any close to my age. I would no, I'd be pissed if

[Barbie]

my dad did it. I would try to fight her.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

If my dad came my dad look at her.

[Barbie]

I'm be cool though.

[Jeff Teague]

How you gonna try to fight her? You just literally said I'm a call me.

[Barbie]

I'd be cool with my old man like his daughter, my stepdaughter. I'm be cool.

[Jeff Teague]

But if somebody looked at why don't you pull up your sage hey, you said mama tap me in you nothing.

[Barbie]

Me and my daddy, we would go at it. He better not. I wish he would. That's different.

[Jeff Teague]

It ain't different. Taking and choosing. Taking and choosing. Speaking of the feature young m right here trolling your sister which is absolutely hilarious, man. Malcolm is one of my favorite people on earth.

[Barbie]

No, nobody said that. Nobody said that because buying it or

[Jeff Teague]

selling it cuz I took a shot, boy. N for real. Think of with this shorty. See only fans girl. And I paid. I paid for the I paid for the coochie. I got her pregnant. I used to wonderful playing me. How you gonna say she pregnant? I need to play with the Andes was nervous calling the I was about to go crazy.

[Barbie]

Did that ain't got no money. He's a wild boy.

[Jeff Teague]

You ain't spitting it.

[Malcolm]

What?

[Jeff Teague]

Oh yeah, we can get this on.

[Barbie]

He a five two zero, y' all spitting.

[Jeff Teague]

What the is he talking about?

[Malcolm]

He talking about that click Ricky mouth man.

[Jeff Teague]

This what y teach about.

[Barbie]

No, he knew this already.

[Malcolm]

He definitely did.

[Barbie]

Said one of his uncles. I going to say who.

[Malcolm]

He said two of them.

[Barbie]

Two of them.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay.

[Barbie]

How many uncles he got?

[Jeff Teague]

For real.

[Malcolm]

But he said Uncle Mookie, Uncle Jeff. This L is for real. Talking about the star. They gave him his first. You know what I mean? Piece of game on that so

[Jeff Teague]

doing it all wrong.

[Malcolm]

Shout out to little Red Bone though. That's my homegirl. Malcolm, you wild Bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Hey, man. Shout out to my. One of my favorite people, man. Rookie of the year, man. Going crazy out here in these streets. Podcast features audio above. What else we got here? My Barbie, boy. She crazy. Barbie is hilarious, man. We did not pay our wi fi bill. That. That's absolutely.

[Malcolm]

I could never see her with the old school.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah. While we here be here. Taco Bell got a new menu. Want to run this past you. Anything on this list you might with. Let's start at the top, please. Jesus Christ. Milk bar and Monada. That's wild Creme brulee. Crunchwrap slider. That sounds insane. Cantina Mexican pizza.

[Malcolm]

Strawberry and cream Mexican bite.

[Jeff Teague]

That looks promising. Okay. You something flaming hot mini taco salad.

[Malcolm]

I don't eat nothing hot. That Cantina Mexican pizza that's just coming back. They have a Cantina Mexican soft taco and a Cantina chalupa. That is slaps. It comes like a $7 box. It's amazing. For sure.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. Did you see the edible sauce packet?

[Malcolm]

Damn. No. You put the whole thing in your mouth. That's crazy.

[Jeff Teague]

I was thinking like crazy over there. But the Cool Ranch.

[Malcolm]

The Cool Ranch is fried. I don't know about the nuggets.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Cool Ranch nuggets. I'm a little same putting Cool Ranch seasoning. I'm a match on top of the nuggets. No. For sure.

[Malcolm]

I'm cool with that. I don't. I can't do anything flaming hot. Shout out to Taco Bell. People love spicy food, but that's not for me. But that. That Cantina, that sauce and that. That seasoning is amazing. Shout out to Jeff's lineage. That Cantina is special for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

Why Mikey telling me not to say that?

[Malcolm]

And the Crunch Wrap slider.

[Jeff Teague]

I can't say nothing. The Crunch Wrap creme. I give a shot.

[Malcolm]

I would definitely with that Crunch Wrap. The slider. That just means a smaller version for yours. That don't know. The original Crunch Wrap supreme is amazing. If you do get a Crunch Wrap sour cream mouth sauce on top, it's.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah.

[Malcolm]

Shout out to Taco Bell, man. I'm a. I'm a fan, man. I always been.

[Jeff Teague]

I know. I know. You've really been tapped in with Taco Bell. So.

[Malcolm]

I've seen the empanadas. I'm not really big on sweets. I don't really eat sweets like that. But I would try that strawberry cream Mexican Popeye.

[Jeff Teague]

The edible sauce package. What I'm interested to see what that's gonna look like in real life. Life Right there.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. Audible.

[Jeff Teague]

I don't know if I'mma tap in, but I'm. We gota see what's going on with this. This is a wild.

[Malcolm]

Hold on, is that a pie at the top?

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, it's a. It's a. Go ahead, scroll to the top, please. It's a Mountain Dew Baja Midnight Pie.

[Malcolm]

Oh, you try. No, that's a little crazy. Little too dark skinned for me, but yeah. Shout out to Taco Bell, man. Always remixing the menu.

[Jeff Teague]

Like why is so funny? Told me I couldn't talk. He said don't talk. Jeff, let him go around this rant about Spanish food. Well, I don't know if the Spanish. It ain't because my people don't eat that. They don't. Well, if you look at that. Drink a Mountain Dew pot. Let's hear him out.

[Malcolm]

You haven't went to the real family reunion.

[Jeff Teague]

I love Taco Bell too, but Mountain Dew pie. We just try it. I'mma hear about man. Let's see what's going on, man. Shout out to Taco Bell. I love when I make wild Barbie. They said they need to get kids toys to prepare them for their lives. They got my man a forklift.

[Barbie]

My son need that. Get to work.

[Malcolm]

Oh, God. Working up by that.

[Jeff Teague]

I love that.

[Barbie]

He gonna be moving my couches and around.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, damn.

[Malcolm]

Fire ass gift.

[Jeff Teague]

Shitty boy. You hit? My God.

[Malcolm]

Nah, we put him in the garage. Make a bunch of pallets. Put it in the garage, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

I got walls in the garage too.

[Malcolm]

Nope. Nah, bro. I'm cool with that. That bro. I love that. That's a fire.

[Jeff Teague]

Mike. You got enough room in your big ass house in the back garages.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. Mike just bought a 7,000 square foot house.

[Jeff Teague]

7,800. It's 2500 square feet. Y. 7,800. Oh, 7,500. My bad. 7,525.

[Malcolm]

Get remodel right now.

[Jeff Teague]

Remodel.

[Malcolm]

New windows, new inside.

[Jeff Teague]

God, is good.

[Malcolm]

It is good. He has. He just replaced 39 windows.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Downstairs house. What? It was like 40 grand.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, it's like 40 grand.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. The house cost 40,000. The house cost the whole house. That's crazy. What's up? He's stunting on these.

[Malcolm]

He's almost over the budget for the construction loan as well. Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

And if you're looking to book a photo, Freaky Mike tapping right now

[Malcolm]

really

[Jeff Teague]

try to decorate his home. We see a naked girl.

[Malcolm]

One thing is my boy got a bunch of equity in his home, so it was all worth it.

[Jeff Teague]

He said 7,000 a room to decorate.

[Malcolm]

No, no, no, Mike, why he's going over the construction budget because he didn't think about the furniture budget.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, I'm get.

[Malcolm]

I'm just gonna get some bean bag. Everybody to come over, get a bean bag.

[Jeff Teague]

Well, you can't do nothing.

[Malcolm]

Jeff tried to tell Mike that you can't in a mansion. You can't put IKEA furniture.

[Jeff Teague]

I know we want to value the city. I try to give him that. He talk about, I'll build that you almost have. You can put together bro like that. We got a lot of trees in the back. We're just gonna cut them down and

[Malcolm]

you can sit on somebody gonna put

[Jeff Teague]

big bags and then talk about, oh, it was a big bag spot. No love. Love set. Yeah, we gonna go there. I said go. Look at the price, prices. I'm taking five love sack. You might as well buy almost a one. Ten thousand dollar couch. Ten thousand dollars in love. The couch have to be ten thousand. Yeah, like there's not a couch cheaper

[Malcolm]

than ten in my house.

[Jeff Teague]

Some big ass rooms for ten. Way cheaper. Really nice ones. You can get three couches, about twelve. Good quality couch. As people who live in the real world, they're gonna hear this and say, what the is wrong? Freaky Mike rich man talking. I just want y' all to know Club 520 furnished. My whole entire house. So thank y'. All.

[Malcolm]

Right.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, we did not.

[Malcolm]

Jeff was trying to give Mike the real. He didn't listen. Mike was well, well, well under budget before this house.

[Jeff Teague]

No, no, no, no. I do want, I want to say this. The Windows was not $100,000. So I want to argue. Talk to him. Spare a hundred for the window. So it was just raining outside and one of the mic windows blind.

[Malcolm]

So the next thunderstorm that will look like the inside of Barbie's car.

[Barbie]

Crazy.

[Jeff Teague]

Shout out to me, man. It's 520 somewhere. Tap into the game, man. Patreon appreciate you for sure. All right, man, listen. Bam. Score 83 and they're still mad about it. But while we here, man, I want to highlight some of the greatest NBA performances, man. Let's start off with our guy Das family. Donovan Mitchell scoring 70 piece, man. Something like loaded up for my guy, man. Shout out to Mars Men, man, listen, Mars men gives you the same major benefits like energy, strength, focus without shutting your body down like other products, man. We getting in our late 30s, some of us 40s, we ain't spring chickens no more, man. You might need a little boost Tap in with Mars Men. Be hen. I know you familiar, brother.

[Malcolm]

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[Malcolm]

It's a steady drive all day, not a quick fix like the caffeine or injections, man.

[Jeff Teague]

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[Malcolm]

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[Jeff Teague]

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Day after day. Does treatment for opioid addiction leave a bad taste? Visit rethinkyourrecovery.com to learn more and find a doctor. That's crazy. You score a save, they start off with assists. You know you ain't pass the ball the rest of the game. Mitchell pulls up, he knocks it down. Good job. Mitchell lines up a three. Of course it was D, man. Don has some, I think one of the most elite scorers in the league. Yeah, There you go. 70 is crazy. They the conversation was obviously across the board. They talking about his 70 and then that's crazy right there. Damian L 70. I'm like, it was two. Just amazing performances. Like for sure, for sure.

[Malcolm]

And then Devin Booker as well, right?

[Jeff Teague]

Devin Booker just kind of. It was still 70, so it ain't no hate.

[Malcolm]

70 and 70. Who had the best 70 out of the three, though?

[Jeff Teague]

Out of three. I'm gonna go with Danes. I mean, Donovan Mitchell said it was nasty. It's tough. I gotta say. It's tough. I mean, it's 70 points if you're going to city performances. I'm gonna go probably Dave Robinson because he had to get that to get the score record. But if you watch it, bro, they were letting Them score. I mean, no disrespect. He had to get seven. I love that.

[Malcolm]

The Admiral and the reason why he got that is kind of. I see what Jeff said. It was kind of like, yeah, here, type these getting.

[Jeff Teague]

This is a random. This is just a random night.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Where he just went for 70 different. If you have free reign and they just said, do whatever the you want to do. How many points you think you can score in the game? In the NBA, my prom, yeah, I had free reign. I could score any time I wanted to. So I can shoot any shot. Any shot you want. I probably got 50 something. I mean, I had games. When we played Philly, I came. I ain't played a fourth quarter and I had 35, 34, 35. Didn't play the whole fourth, but I was feeling really good. I knew I could have scored 50 points. Respect a pass. What I don't like about it is like, the discredit. They were like, this area is soft. Nobody play defense. No, bro. It's incredible performances, bro. It doesn't matter when you do stuff like this. A hell of a performance. Is a hell of a performance, bro. I was cooking ET and them. Oh, damn. It was against them. Yeah, they was so bad. That's when they won like, 10 games. What year? Like, when they. How many games they won that year? Yeah, they want something low as they were awful. Did that start the process or was that.

[Malcolm]

Wait, before.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, this was. They had Thad Young, Spencer halls, Evan Turner, 11:12, Lou. Yeah, that was the next. Oh, yeah, that's when C. Lee was there. They were horrible. Yeah, they was bad. But this year, Philly was bad, man. 13. I was ice on them every time. It was just like, whoever. It didn't matter. I was just scoring on them, But I could have scored 50 points that game, but I ain't get to play long enough. I just think from a standpoint, just like. As a viewer, just like admiring the fact that somebody getting that zone, it gets a cooking like that, bro. It's just like. That's special, bro. No matter when you do that, if you just killing like that, they're not trying to let you kill. Bro, you out here killing, getting 50, getting 60, 70. You really hooping.

[Malcolm]

Why you get subbed out, though?

[Jeff Teague]

I play for coach Bud. Oh, this the Cavs? No, no, no. I wasn't getting 50 that game. But that's your highest score.

[Malcolm]

If you can get 35 in the NBA, you definitely for sure can get 50.

[Jeff Teague]

I could have had 50. We was beating. They Ass. He probably beating them by, like, you

[Malcolm]

getting 35 players in the system. So if A gave you that Portland Trailblazer Dame Lilla String, or not even

[Jeff Teague]

that, if they just told me, like, shoot the ball every time, that's all we want you to do. I want you to score the ball. I could do that. I could have got 50, now 80, 70 points. I ain't gonna sit here and say I could have got that. That ain't so.

[Malcolm]

You never had the opportunity where motherfucker said, just, nigga, go crazy. This your night.

[Jeff Teague]

Nah, I never been on a sad team.

[Malcolm]

That's true.

[Jeff Teague]

Until I got to Minnesota. But, shit, the year we were sad, I broke. I had to have surgery on my foot.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, God damn. You was always on the playoffs. I forgot. Yeah, that's true.

[Jeff Teague]

Would you like to have a season where you was on a team that really wouldn't compete for much? You just like, hey, we in purgatory. Go get your shit off. When I was young, I wish that would have happened when I was like, year three, three or four. But they was just like, yo, we going. We trying to build around you. Do whatever you want. Or like, we just rebuild. We don't care. You young. You don't get to play the whole game. Right. I would have loved that. Yeah. That's when I was, like, trying to get 35s and 40s. I wanted to, like, score, score. Yeah, I would have loved that. But I was on team with Josh Smith and Joe Johnson then. Yeah, it was over. Consistent hall of Famers. Yeah, we won.

[Malcolm]

Joe wasn't doing.

[Jeff Teague]

Not known for getting the sixth. That shit wasn't happening my first two years. You have Jamal Crawford as your six man. That's not happening. But, yeah, I just admire the fact that you can go out there and cook like that. Cause, like, even in a situation we know sometimes, like Cam Thomas, like, obviously that's what I'm playing for, sure. But him getting out there, getting 40 pieces and shit like that, it's like, that's hoops, bro. Even if you don't like it, it's still hoop, bro. You getting 40 in the game is real. I feel like anybody who plays significant minutes in the NBA and that significant minutes to me is like 15 minutes a game. I think they can score 50 a guard. Now, some big man that probably can't. Like, no disrespect, but they just don't shoot enough threes or they don't got enough moves to create like that. But any guard, like, look at Campaign last night. He go for 32. Come on, now. If you tell me that game that he that hot, and you tell me, hey, we not playing for shit. Do whatever you want to do. He could have scored 50 last night. Yeah. Cause other people. Cause Kelly Oubrey had 30 and VJ had 20, but they was playing for something. You know what I mean? You could do that. Damn, this 33 and 10, I like, shit. Damn, you was cooking. Come on, man. 33 and 10. Turn me up.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, niggas could get 50 for sure. When you look at it like that, for sure. I just think. And it ain't. Cause bam. Score. 83. That was definitely fire to me. But, yeah, for niggas to go get 70, bro. Niggas can push for that, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

For real.

[Malcolm]

I think you tougher going. Going.

[Jeff Teague]

I think it's tougher the way Dame And Donovan got 70, though. I agree. Cause everybody know you the guy on the team.

[Malcolm]

True.

[Jeff Teague]

And like Kobe, Dane, donovan, like, my 70 would have been surprising. Cause it's like, yeah, like Bams. Yeah. You know, it'd been like, oh, shit, you got 70. Or even if I got 50, it's like, you never was a. Yeah, yo, score, score, right?

[Malcolm]

Yo, 50 would have been like Dre Miller shit.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. You be like, Damn, T have 50, Mo Williams. Yeah, some shit like that. But for, like, Dame and Donovan, like, you gear your whole defense to stop them, and they still go out and get. 70 is cursed. Yeah. Even Luca's 73 is crazy. Like. Oh, his 73. I watched that live. Yeah, that was. It was in Atlanta. I watched it live. He cooked us. It should have kept me. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

Was this shit like all jumpers?

[Jeff Teague]

That's everything while we here, Mike, because we please load it up. That is a real who session.

[Malcolm]

I've seen games and. And Devin book.

[Jeff Teague]

I've done 73 was jokes, bro. It was. It was hilarious. Like, very disrespectful. It looked crazy. Yeah, bro. And it was a close game. It wasn't like a blowout. No, they needed him. Yeah. Like you said, it was a game. He was cooking, though. I couldn't imagine, bro.

[Malcolm]

I definitely don't. I know. I didn't watch it. I ain't gonna act like I did.

[Jeff Teague]

Nah, he was cooking. He went crazy. Great defense.

[Malcolm]

So that pulled the first bucket of the game.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be a lot this half, boy. This is every point he scored. He got every point. This is every point he scored. Yeah, this about to be longest. We ain't gotta watch all these buckets oh, my God.

[Malcolm]

And that's my dog, Gordon.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. This one, he was Young boy. Young Jen. Welcome to the league. He was trying to get some PT at this time. He was.

[Malcolm]

Jay, we a mean to do this to you, bro. I just had to see something.

[Jeff Teague]

And Trey Young had a good game, too. He just wasn't 70N, bro. This what he was doing was crazy. That's so disrespectful, bro. Still do that same if nobody can stop it.

[Malcolm]

That is so slow.

[Jeff Teague]

I'm six, eight. Bing, bing. Stop reaching.

[Malcolm]

He just walked as hell, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Nah, I'm gonna put that in that mix, too. And that. That Donovan and name. That's probably the best one I ever seen, though.

[Malcolm]

Oh, for real? Because that's crazy, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Like, the shots he was hitting, bro. It's crazy. I just think we should celebrate it more. Little people was OD about the situation. I probably was, too, but I didn't care, bro. Bam. Score 83. Don't justify it.

[Malcolm]

I was definitely mad at DJ.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, I don't give a a score 83, bro. Respected. We don't gotta say, oh, it's weak. It's. No, bro, he scored 83. How he got is how he got it, man. It don't matter. Hell, performance from Bam, man. Historic. Be here. I saw you was tapped in with this finesse.

[Malcolm]

Yes. What y' all think it is?

[Jeff Teague]

Lying? It means stop running from. Yo, if I come through, like, when I come through, it don't mean get up to her. Get up.

[Daniel Cormier]

No.

[Jeff Teague]

Is he saying

[Malcolm]

TikTok dances? Take me through that. He like, take this dick when you walk in the room.

[Jeff Teague]

All right.

[Malcolm]

That's my favorite Internet man for this. Two times. It's golden. Shout out to my boy, too. You know I'm tapped in. My boy here 85k on twitch. Finesse.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, he.

[Malcolm]

So he's like. He'd be going in, like, on a record label and, like, I ain't getting no money, but through this whole Internet, like, trolling and hopping on Twitch and doing tours, and he didn't bring up a bag, so.

[Jeff Teague]

Hey, I ain't mad at him. He made a way. When he talks about the contract, he's. Hey, man, J. Prince, man. Shout out to Finesse, man. Funny ass. This is absolutely hilarious as well, man. Hop in concert. Watch your feast, please. Oh.

[Malcolm]

Oh, my God.

[Jeff Teague]

Like, who was in? Say, oh, my God.

[Malcolm]

Why did she stop?

[Jeff Teague]

He said, hold up. I wish I knew it. Y' all gonna keep performing. Keep performing. You keep performing.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, cuz. You're a guest. Like they're here for me. At least he tried to help her up. Yeah. Your friends that performance.

[Jeff Teague]

Machine Gun. I know who that. I thought she was funny.

[Malcolm]

Your friends gotta get you, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

You look like machine gun killer with the pink guitar.

[Malcolm]

You crossing your legs with you like the stage is clearly open.

[Jeff Teague]

She hit her head, though. Lawsuit.

[Daniel Cormier]

Boom.

[Malcolm]

Can't be a lawsuit, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

They probably signed a waiver to go up there.

[Malcolm]

Yes, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

What's worth that might. Go ahead. Pull up the Miguel leg drop, please.

[Malcolm]

I remember Beyonce fail.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah. Performance. You fall, boy. Shout to everybody. Get back. Cardi B fell like five times on tour.

[Malcolm]

Ray fell through a stage name.

[Jeff Teague]

Damn. Pray for that stage.

[Malcolm]

Cardi B. Plywood.

[Jeff Teague]

Never seen nobody like that. I ain't logged in y'. All r wave. One of the greatest concerts I ever been to, man.

[Malcolm]

I'm glad you. I'm glad.

[Jeff Teague]

And that didn't perform at all. That just walked around the stage and held the mic out.

[Malcolm]

Glad you realized the real, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Listen to the gospel, bro. It. It was literally. What the. What is Miguel doing? Miguel tried to high platforms mid performance with the Hulk Hogan, knowing he was no athlete and kept singing.

[Malcolm]

Yes.

[Jeff Teague]

Bro. Is crazy shorty Nick, bro. And I love Miguel, but there's no song that I feel like he needs to do that too. Hell no. Oh, yeah. This is a live of. Yeah. Look at her. She said. They said. Oh, my Lord. Are you okay? You all got to sue him. Look at him. It wasn't cool about that. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

All right. You gotta run some, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. There's no reason that you need to go full mad on your performance with the honk Hogan leg drop. Gosh. Can we search what happened? Because there was a. I think they settled hopefully. But yeah, I remember they went to court about that. I know. Becker a. She had a concussion, cuz. For real, Cindy. A specific total dollar amount that was not publicly disclosed. Yep. Yeah. And she had a concussion. Loss of damage for medical fees, lost wages.

[Malcolm]

I need an. Yeah, I need an m. Change my life real quick, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

A m for the leg drop.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

No, not m. I need. Probably got 100. Probably got 75.

[Malcolm]

More than 100.

[Jeff Teague]

It's definitely more than 100.

[Malcolm]

Is tweaking, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Bills and lost wages, bro. She. You didn't go to the hospital. You. You stayed the rest of the show and didn't suit till two years later. Huh? She filed two. Two years later. Yeah. It probably was 75 to 100k. I know. He probably like, why the did I try to. And she didn't just sue him. She sued him and the venue he

[Malcolm]

cleared a lot of people, though.

[Jeff Teague]

He did get far.

[Malcolm]

They could clear the.

[Jeff Teague]

But for you to put on a white tux and decide to start doing long jump is crazy. Me?

[Malcolm]

Why are you doing that?

[Jeff Teague]

Never been. Never been an athlete at all.

[Malcolm]

His concerts be crazy, though, bro. He be tied up all kind of wild, though.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. Top man. What I'm going send it back if I got some, bro.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, you have tied up nails in his back. He do all kind of crazy for his tour.

[Jeff Teague]

Nails in his back. I ain't going to that.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

What you got going on? And none of your music that we need all that, bro. My, you are a singer. Like, I ain't going to watch that

[Malcolm]

flying through the ceiling.

[Jeff Teague]

Like, hey, for the love of the game.

[Malcolm]

I never seen that.

[Jeff Teague]

No, I'm smooth. Speaking of concerts. Hey, man, be here. Some of our favorites outside this summer. Cardi B. Cardi B outside getting his money. Don to outside getting his money.

[Malcolm]

Cannot wait for Dante Colo Tour for sure, too. Cross is doing an orchestra tour.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, really?

[Malcolm]

20 cities on there for the 20 year anniversary of Port of Miami.

[Jeff Teague]

Port of Miami hustling with a live orchestra. I'm sold.

[Malcolm]

I'm something that's gonna be lit. I can't. We can't announce one of them, but that's probably gonna be the biggest.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah. Biggest is on the way. Pause.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. I don't know who else.

[Jeff Teague]

Really. That's enough right there, bro. It ain't gonna be enough money. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

520. We're gonna have our own concert.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah. 520 today. Announcement coming soon. Pull up to the city, man.

[Malcolm]

Gonna have two or three artists there now. This concert.

[Jeff Teague]

Summer, though, y' all going to Cardi B concert. I can't afford to apparently resale.

[Malcolm]

That's not my. It's not my environment. I don't really. Cardi B is an amazing artist, though. It just.

[Jeff Teague]

If I was single, I'll go to the Cardi B concert. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

Single, single, taken. I can't, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

You dpu regardless.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, it's dpu. It's too lit, bro. Cardi B like Sexy Red concert.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, it's gonna be some.

[Malcolm]

The atmosphere. I just. It's too. It's too lit.

[Jeff Teague]

The vibes will be high in there. Yeah. People enjoying themselves.

[Malcolm]

Money bag. Close the concert one day and I seen sexy red come on before and it was. It's just a different vibe, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Oh, yeah. That was early sexy too. She was out there. Yeah. With you, bro.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, we was there, bro. So I was.

[Jeff Teague]

The white kids under parents should disagree with Sexyy Red. One of the wildest things I've ever seen in my life, bro. Bro.

[Malcolm]

Shout out to that community. They went crazy. Like she was up there with no shoes on, bro. And just going crazy.

[Jeff Teague]

God, they went crazy.

[Malcolm]

Gotta know, know your personnel.

[Jeff Teague]

How much do Cardi B tickets go for? B Mike, boy, you think a Cardi B ticket right now? Indianapolis going for right now on the floor. Good seats on the floor. Especially in Indianapolis. That's a. Think it's a band. Oh, I know. Oh, you looked it up already. They gotta figure out what this resale stuff, man, too. And then it's got open seats, though, huh? 1100. Ain't nobody bought them, huh? Two bands for a cardi B concert. Hey, they love Cardi B. Towards the top. Nosebleeds are 300. Where's it like 300? You can't even see that part of the stage right there. What's them going? 600 far back. 600?

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Shout out to kings. Paying for these tickets, boy. Boy, it's mobiletime, boy. I heard our show was fire, though. They say it's a good show. The cheapest seat is 175. That's in the nosebleed. That's the far. The furthest back you can get is definitely. So where you find that 520 somewhere? Where would that.

[Malcolm]

Where would they be sitting up there with Bill?

[Jeff Teague]

267, 219 back here. They gonna be streaming from up there. Streaming. I ain't got no WI fi up

[Malcolm]

there, but a zoom in.

[Jeff Teague]

Here's the view.

[Malcolm]

This is a pre recorded production.

[Jeff Teague]

That's the view they gonna have right there. They get 200 for that view. Oh, that's a bank shot, bro. Go to the better one, man. For sale right now. 600 with the 600 at. Oh, you want to see 600? Okay, I got you. Let me see what that view look like. Oh, yeah. Y' all go after him. It's 520 somewhere. It's GoFundMe. If y' all want them to go, bro.

[Malcolm]

Touch them. What's them. What's them going for?

[Jeff Teague]

Live shopping right here. 628.

[Malcolm]

How many?

[Jeff Teague]

600, 600. Hey, listen, man, if you want to send your girl to Cardi B, you want to go with her, make sure

[Malcolm]

you send Barbie to there. Barbie. Malcolm. That's about what? Damn.

[Jeff Teague]

Damn, that's a lot of money. First and foremost, you need to get Barbie detailer because that Car is going to smell like. Like some old phone. We don't want them go back.

[Malcolm]

That's 2400, bare minimum. You know, them ticket fees is crazy.

[Jeff Teague]

Way back. I agree. So we ain't even get to the fees.

[Malcolm]

That's 50 a ticket.

[Jeff Teague]

On the 2K ticket. You underselling, brother. Even that's crazy right there. Six bands.

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

They gonna say right on the screen, Four bands. That's four, huh? It's four. Them is four, man.

[Malcolm]

All right, y'. All.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, man. Ticket price is crazy, man. Get well soon, everybody. Enjoy yourself this summer. We need to. We need se back. Somebody tap in.

[Malcolm]

But I be telling y', all, though, Ticket Master, if you're a member, you get the early bird access before the resellers tap in. And then

[Jeff Teague]

Ticket Master be holding us down for sure, man. Because if not, boy, you playing a dangerous game. See these artists?

[Malcolm]

Yeah, two of them.

[Jeff Teague]

That's for two seats. Two of them. 9,000?

[Malcolm]

Ain't no way, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

All right, before we get out of here, Marsh Madness, like we said, tournament coming up soon, ask y' all this question. Would y' all rather see a Cinderella get to the Final Four this year, or would you rather see all the best schools, like number one seeds get to the Final Four? All the best schools?

[Malcolm]

I think I do. 3 and 1 1.

[Jeff Teague]

Cinderella, three of the best schools. They've been having conversations like, this is year with a lot of good teams. A lot of perioding could take place. But people would get mad with Cinderella because they'd be like, at some point, the flame burns out. They get to the Final Four, we got a weekend.

[Malcolm]

To me, it's like, Cinderella is like a byu.

[Jeff Teague]

That can't be, because they gonna say, you got the number one player nation.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, we ain't like that. For real.

[Jeff Teague]

Cinderella would be like Miami of Ohio. Yeah, that's a Cinderella undefeated season.

[Malcolm]

That's true, too. But I'm saying I'm. I want somebody that's not as good as a Florida and Duke with a quality player to enter that. Like Kansas,

[Jeff Teague]

though.

[Malcolm]

Why, bro, if you go to a

[Jeff Teague]

bushes, Cinderella is like, ho. Making it to the Final Four.

[Malcolm]

It is, bro. I'm just say I forgot. I would want, like, somebody with one of the top players to take one of these small schools in advance, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Who's a small school? I guess you. What you say is a lesser man team.

[Malcolm]

Byu, bro. Hey, they don't ever be in the Final Four.

[Jeff Teague]

You want a sadder team with a star on there to relate to it.

[Malcolm]

Yeah, I Would even consider. And I may be I'm saying the wrong thing with the Cinderella, but I want to see Arkansas advance. That'd be cool to see. Yeah. There's acre.

[Jeff Teague]

You just want to see the stars?

[Malcolm]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

Okay. Yeah, I got you. I'm cool with that. I like to see the stars. Yeah.

[Malcolm]

I just want more. So as the top heavy teams, I'm like, you don't want to see Florida.

[Jeff Teague]

No disrespect to Florida.

[Malcolm]

No.

[Jeff Teague]

They want the best around the win. Yeah. They want the best teams, but you want to see the best.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Teague]

You want a random team to have a hot tournament, run the conference, go crazy in the real. So you want to see Darren Peterson. You want to see. I want Derek Peterson to kill this.

[Malcolm]

There is a cuff.

[Jeff Teague]

There is a cuff.

[Malcolm]

I want to see them. Them Kingston. I want to see them type of players, bro.

[Jeff Teague]

Yeah, you want to see the top 10 picks.

[Malcolm]

Yeah. So I'm cool. Really on the top team. So they probably gonna be there, but

[Jeff Teague]

you know, it's a team that's ain't talked about enough this year that's gonna do damage. Yukon. I feel like Yukon flew on the radar even though they had a hell of a year. Yeah, I know they win the Big

[Malcolm]

east, but yeah, they should off towards the end.

[Jeff Teague]

But I see them going to the Elite Eight, though. I can see that.

[Malcolm]

That'd be cool to see Braylon have a crash out type of tournament though, for sure.

[Jeff Teague]

Sure. Yeah, man. A lot of good teams, man. I can't wait to do the bracket challenge. It's gonna be fun. For sure. Like we said, we will be hosting the college Slam Dunk Contest live in Indianapolis. Pull up to the city. Can't wait to see y', all, man. Exciting event, historic event. We're gonna make sure we do a good job for y', all, man. Before we get out of here. Be here and tell the people they can grab some merch. Brother shop.

[Malcolm]

Club520.com baby.

[Jeff Teague]

Tap in, man. Shout out to boost mobile family. You know the vibe. Shout out to good people at Hard Rock. Bet we gonna get this money. And shout out to StockX Black Effects Podcast Festival April 25th. Tap in live show. We in the building. Can't wait to see y' all team hometown Atlanta. So you know you're gonna show up and show out. We'll catch y' all next time. Club 520 the volume.

[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

Peace to the planet. Charlamagne Tha God here. And listen. We are back. The Black Effect Podcast Festival is back in Atlanta on April 25th at Pullman Yard. Yes, and the full lineup is nuts. We got the Grits and Age Podcast, Deontay Kyle and Big Ice Cup Cat. We got Club 520 with Jeff Teague in the gang. Don't call me White Girl. Mona will be there. Keep it positive, sweetie.

[Daniel Cormier]

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[Jeff Teague]

We got Reality with the King with Carlos King. And yes, drink champs will be in the building. Okay. Plus, you know we're gonna have a lot of guests, so you need to join us. And we got the Black Effect Marketplace. Depict your podcast and everything you expect from the Black Effect Podcast Festival. Tickets are on sale right now. Go get [e-mail] podcast festival. Don't play yourself. Okay, pull up.

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[Malcolm]

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[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

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[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

Next Monday, our 2026 iHeart Podcast Awards are happening live in south by Southwest. This is the biggest night in PODC will honor the very best in podcasting from the past year and celebrate the most innovative talent and creators in the industry.

[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

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[Barbie]

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[Jeff Teague]

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[Barbie]

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