Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Cooper Flagg & 2020s #1 NBA Draft picks OVER Kyrie & 2010s, popcorn story

Summary

Club 520 Podcast — February 23, 2026 Episode Summary

Podcast: Club 520

Hosts: Jeff Teague (Young Nacho), DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn
Episode Theme: Candid, hilarious stories from NBA life, hot takes on NBA draft picks (2020s vs 2010s), wild locker room pranks, barbershop etiquette, and modern sports/culture commentary with an unfiltered, comedic twist.

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 serves up the usual blend of side-splitting storytelling and hot sports talk. Jeff Teague and his co-hosts DJ Wells and Bishop B Henn dive into:

• Wildest barbershop debates and hair stories
• Hair-raising NBA rookie pranks (the infamous popcorn-in-car bit)
• The “first overall pick” showdown: 2010s vs. 2020s NBA draft classes
• The future of the NBA draft and Adam Silver’s proposed “anti-tanking” rules
• Viral moments and meme commentary
  All expressed in the trio’s signature, unfiltered humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Timestamps

1. Opening Banter & Barbershop Chronicles

[03:35–17:00]

• The crew reminisce about crazy haircuts, wild barbershop rules, and questionable beard trends.
  • “Barbers need to make a rule that Fridays and Saturdays only dudes under 35 get allowed to rock a Mohawk.” — Bishop B [11:17]
  • They roast each other about having ‘tails’ as kids, enduring bad cuts, and the surprising intimacy of the Black barbershop experience.
• Debates on “bad haircut or no haircut” and acceptable hairstyles for grown men.
• The importance and etiquette of the local barbershop—booking online vs. old-school hanging out.
• Hair maintenance, especially dreadlocks, and the stigma about hair hygiene.

Notable Quote:

“I was at the barber shop all day... Nowadays, barbers got schedules, like beauticians. If I don’t book online, I’m cooked.”
— DJ Wells [13:30]

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2. Club Culture & Relationship Red Flags

[17:00–26:00]

• Hilarious hypotheticals about women who know club bouncers “by their government name” and what that says about their past.
  • “If she know the bouncer in Atlanta by his name, that’s crazy…” — Young Nacho [18:41]
• Navigating the club with your partner: when your girl knows too many dudes, and awkward greetings in the section.
• How texting and social signals get “lost in translation” at the club—when to respond or ignore.

Memorable Moment:

“I’m not speaking to nobody. The bartender, the bouncer, the DJ — don’t even look at me. You don’t own a club establishment? Now we got a further conversation.”
— DJ Wells [19:03]

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3. Stories of Growing Up & “Risking It All”

[29:38–34:08]

• The fellas reflect on visiting sketchy apartment complexes in their teens/20s for love interests.
  • “You pulling up to the Meadows? I done been to worse!” — DJ Wells & Bishop B [30:54]
• The conversation turns to reckless youthful choices, including late-night drives, staying (or not) overnight at a girl’s place, and those “off-night” bedroom performances.
• Candid admissions that sometimes both men and women pull up to “chill” without real interest, leading to awkward mornings.

Notable Quotes:

“If I’m over there at 3 in the morning, I’m not going home.”
— Bishop B [32:01]

“Please, HR consensual is the only way.”
— DJ Wells [33:47]

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4. America’s Next Top Model Documentary — Reality TV Gone Wild

[36:02–40:44]

• The hosts react to the Netflix doc about America's Next Top Model, amazed at the outlandish, often traumatic challenges contestants faced.
  • “They had them act like they was drug addicts. Like, Tyra is wild!” — Young Nacho [36:18]
  • “They took Shorty’s teeth out for no reason, sent her home the next week. I still have an overbite!” — DJ Wells [38:12]
• Debating how much responsibility falls on Tyra Banks and producers vs. the contestants’ choices.

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5. NBA & Basketball Talk: Anti-Tanking Rules & Top Picks Faceoff

[43:09–48:16], [72:59–74:49]

Adam Silver’s Draft Reforms

• The crew break down the NBA’s proposed anti-tanking draft reforms, with mixed opinions on making the draft fairer.
  • “I think they should just do it like real life — put all the teams in a hat. Whoever get the pick, get the pick.” — Young Nacho [44:17]
  • “You gotta build real good teams, bring back more veterans — can’t just be sad for three years.” [45:30]

“2020s vs 2010s” — First Overall NBA Picks Showdown

• The hosts debate which team they’d pick in a five-on-five:

  • 2020s: Cade, AE (Anthony Edwards), P5 (Paolo Banchero), Cooper Flagg, Wimby (Victor Wembanyama)

  • 2010s: John Wall, Kyrie, Zion, AD (Anthony Davis), Kat (Karl-Anthony Towns)

  • Most favor 2010s for completeness (“AD and Cat as a frontcourt!” [73:25]), but acknowledge the crazy potential of the 2020s squad.

Notable Quote:

“K&AE backcourt matchup would be terrifying, even though that’s John Wall in his prime — fastest shit! That’s a tough night for both of them.”
— DJ Wells [74:28]

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6. Prank Stories: The Popcorn Car Incident

[57:03–61:29]

• Classic NBA rookie hazing: the “popcorn in your car” prank gets relived.
• Teague describes the outrage and mess when his luxury car was filled with greasy popcorn — including the vents!
  • “You put 50 big bags in there, fill it all the way up… then stuff popcorn in the vents so it comes out with the AC!” — Young Nacho [58:06]
  • “$100,000 car, bro, and you done put butter and salt in my leather. I hate you!” — Bishop B [57:37]
• Discussing the real pain of cleaning that mess, the revenge threatened, and team bonding through chaos.

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7. Music & Remix Debates

[40:58–43:09]

• Offhand karaoke talk leads to the “greatest remix” debate.
  • “R. Kelly’s ‘Ignition Remix’ — that might be top of the list.” — Bishop B [41:11]
  • “Confessions remix, Adios, Cuff It—there’s a lot of bangers!”
• Lively back-and-forth on iconic tracks and personal favorites.

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8. Viral Moments, Social Media & Culture Commentary

Scattered Throughout

• Reviewing wild tweets, viral memes, and unexpected moments (including a cringey Tourette’s incident at an awards show—see [64:14–67:55])
  • The team jokes about how public spectacles become instant online fodder.
• Stories of credit ruined by parents using their kids’ names for bills (real talk, real laughs).

Notable Quote:

“My credit score is less than how much I weigh. I’m gonna beat my mama ass… I had a Comcast account in 1999. I was two!”
— DJ Wells [28:09]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “A bad haircut is way worse than no haircut.” — All [09:16]
• “If you make that build on 2K, you weak as—” — Young Nacho [26:53]
• “LeBron James did not shoot 100% of his career. You can’t judge me off a bad night!” — Bishop B [34:13]
• “He put it in the vents, so when you blow the air, the popcorn come out too.” — Young Nacho [58:31]
• “We called Ray and he asked me, your favorite R. Kelly song. That call back was cracking!” — DJ Wells [43:06]

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Closing Thoughts

This episode offers a perfect fusion of behind-the-curtain NBA hilarity, genuinely insightful basketball analysis, and the Club 520 crew’s raw, relatable look at life, relationships, and everything in between. Whether it’s roasting bad barbers, reliving rookie pranks, or debating NBA draft trends, Teague and company keep it animated, honest, and unapologetically funny.

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Quick Reference — Timestamps

• 03:35–17:00 – Barbershop, hair stories, and Black barbershop culture
• 17:00–26:00 – Club life, relationships, and “knowing the bouncer”
• 29:38–34:08 – “Risking it all” for love, young & reckless memories
• 36:02–40:44 – America’s Next Top Model docuseries reaction
• 40:58–43:09 – Greatest music remixes & karaoke
• 43:09–48:16 – NBA draft reform, anti-tanking rules debate
• 57:03–61:29 – Popcorn-in-car rookie prank saga
• 72:59–74:49 – 2020s vs 2010s NBA draft picks “team battle”

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For Listeners

If you missed this episode, you missed:

• Outrageous, real-life NBA locker room stories
• Smart but hilarious debates on basketball, music, and life
• Candid hot takes and raw relationship commentary
• Moments you’ll want to quote to your group chat

Don’t forget to check out merch at ShopClub52.com and tap into their Patreon for more uncensored Club 520 energy!

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Transcript

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[Bishop B]

Yeah, I'm gonna be mixing up college and NBA this week, baby.

[Young Nacho]

Okay.

[Bishop B]

It's a little blend of both.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you gonna be wilding.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, this is HBCU week.

[DJ Wells]

Respect. I ain't gonna lie. I've been finding a little. Little finesse on these freshmen, boy. These freshmen, you know what I'm saying? Paying the bills, boy.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out.

[DJ Wells]

My boy aj. I appreciate you, Nasty. Oh, you a gift. You've been covering for me for sure. Shout out to the gang. And last, but certainly not least, man, shout out to the good people over there at StockX. My boy Dale in the fam. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Same gang with me. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the Pearlies. How you what Nasty?

[Bishop B]

Cool and nasty, man. You know what I mean? It's been a. Been a hell of a week for me, but shit, yeah, everything smooth, bro.

[Young Nacho]

For sure, man.

[DJ Wells]

Blessings to you and the fan, man. You know the vibe, man. To my right, we got my dog, Young Nacho, Young Tig.

[Young Nacho]

How you what, man, I'm chilling, bro. I ain't gonna lie. Them I'm tough right there.

[Bishop B]

Hey, yeah, the Audi stars, man. Shout out to, you know, my people over at Adidas. Our people over at Adidas, they gang, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get a gift every once in a while.

[Young Nacho]

I might start getting back in my Adidas bag, man. I ain't been on the website in a minute. I ain't bought nothing. I'm about to treat myself, little bit of something, you feel me?

[DJ Wells]

I ain't going to lie opposite, you know what I'm saying? You know I always be Keep my ears to the streets. That gifted suite they had allstar weekend change when we left. Oh, I had to make some calls.

[Young Nacho]

They had.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, it was some updates.

[Young Nacho]

It was some. It was some. It was some.

[DJ Wells]

They took care of us. They blessings for show, man. Shout out to the family. They always make sure we lace. But I saw Friday and Saturday they had some up in there. I had to make a couple phone calls.

[Bishop B]

We left a little early. The pack just didn't touch down.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

So.

[DJ Wells]

But make sure the pack touched down. Indianapolis.

[Bishop B]

Send.

[Young Nacho]

Send it to.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, we on some. Some good times today, man. Barbie at work, man. We got a lot of to talk about, man. Let's go ahead and get started. We need some drinks in here.

[Young Nacho]

What kind of juice is this? Is that cray apple? Cray juice. All right.

[DJ Wells]

Going smoke.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't going to lie. Good. All right, what we got today?

[DJ Wells]

Green room. Okay. What's in here?

Tequila, Lime juice.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, bro, you know these don't like vegetables.

[DJ Wells]

First of all, no disrespect to me. Like,

[Young Nacho]

I definitely don't now.

[DJ Wells]

Remember the cucumber lime gatorade. That was the last one to go.

[Bishop B]

And I ain't never had no thin cucumber. Paws.

[Young Nacho]

What is. No, that's the worst. That's the worst. N. I'm holding cucumber. That's the worst. That's the worst. Y' all always trying to say who had the worst moment. That's the worst one.

[DJ Wells]

Because the follow up questions after that is so crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Talking about I ain't had no thin cucumber that throw it in his mouth. That's crazy.

[Bishop B]

I love cucumbers from.

[DJ Wells]

Oh,

[Verizon Announcer]

yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I think it's gotta grow up, bro. That beat is healthy.

[DJ Wells]

It's healthy. I get my best because it's healthy. Oh, man. Far and fresh. Y' all are crazy.

[Bishop B]

One of my favorite salad toppings for sure.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, yeah. What's the beans? I look like we here now? You know they love you talking about food.

[Bishop B]

We're like now.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Okay, now go to a classic off.

[Bishop B]

All right, this is going. It's going to be a little embarrassing, but fresh salad, you know, Romaine lettuce, the iceberg lettuce. I don't fuck with it. So romaine lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes, croutons, two boiled eggs, sliced carrots, and probably just some chicken or pork chop bites.

[DJ Wells]

I was rolling the chicken. I'm with you.

[Young Nacho]

Pork chop.

[DJ Wells]

I've never heard of pork chop bites

[Young Nacho]

on a salad, bro. It's nuts.

[DJ Wells]

Are they Fried.

[Bishop B]

They fried ranch and French dressing.

[Young Nacho]

Only French for me. You got those pineapples on there.

[Bishop B]

And I do Italian, too, and I'm a pineapples.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all don't put pineapples on salad.

[DJ Wells]

On a salad.

[Bishop B]

No, no.

[DJ Wells]

I'm putting my hands on pizza, but

[Bishop B]

no, I do banana peppers, too. Yeah. Banana pepper rings.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

So, yeah, I load him up, man.

[Young Nacho]

When I used to eat him, I used to put him on salad.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah, like ham. Like him.

[Young Nacho]

Like the lunch meat.

[Bishop B]

Oh, slide. Okay.

[DJ Wells]

Lunch meat chunks are gross.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's. That's piss poor.

[Young Nacho]

He said chunks of wood.

[DJ Wells]

Ham chunks.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

You might as well use Spam. Respect to everybody.

[Young Nacho]

Look at ham chunks.

[DJ Wells]

That's how they sell it.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, they do sell it. They selling like a little vacuum seal.

[DJ Wells]

It come like this. Odd, but it is.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, hey.

[DJ Wells]

There we go.

[Bishop B]

Pork chop bites. That's when I was being exot. That was wild. That's pre 20 free 20, I guess my question.

[DJ Wells]

Was it a pork chop that you ripped apart, or did you.

[Bishop B]

You know how you get a chicken breast and you dice it up?

[DJ Wells]

Okay, okay.

[Bishop B]

And you fry like a nugget. So it's like pork chop nuggets, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. Was it shaken bake or was it real fry?

[Bishop B]

No, like real fry. Real fry. That's when I was a pork chop demon. Smother fried, whole chop.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't never been a pork chop, dude.

[DJ Wells]

You never been.

[Bishop B]

You ain't never had a pork chop sound or fried pork chop sandwich?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah. Back in the day, a fried pork chop guns mo.

[Bishop B]

I grew up on that.

[Young Nacho]

I used to like roast.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah. I still.

[DJ Wells]

To this day, I'm something.

[Bishop B]

I still eat roast. It got to be beef, though. I can't do no pork roast.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I don't even remember so long, but that used to be good.

[Bishop B]

Beef roast is gun smoke, though.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, man. Let us know what y' all tap into, man. All right, Mike, we got a couple videos. We'll get to why Barbie is here, but let's have some fun. I thought about you when I seen this. Absolutely hilarious, man. He went to the barber, and this is what he left with. Go ahead and load it up.

[Young Nacho]

He got the saucy Santana.

[Bishop B]

Just sit here, cut my face, cut my hair, and he hit my mama. Gotta be.

[Young Nacho]

This be hitting my mama. I mean, it's been.

[Bishop B]

Nah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

He gave him the saucy.

[Bishop B]

Saucy said a chin strap is crazy, bro. I didn't even. I didn't even know that's how saucy get this. But that's wild, bro. You keep your connector, bro. Yeah, keep your connector, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Be able to ask you this. What's worse, a bad haircut or no haircut?

Bad haircut.

Bad haircuts version.

[Young Nacho]

No haircut.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Oh, bro. A thousand percent, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I'm trying to see what went wrong. You said he got to keep the connector, so he cut this part right here.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, this is your connector.

[Young Nacho]

He just got the chance.

[Bishop B]

Just keep you this, keep you grown.

[DJ Wells]

I've never seen nobody but sexy with the sentence.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. For a to forcefully cut that off. Just cut the whole thing off.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody cracking my mama, huh?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I seen some funny on the Internet today. I hope we got some today, cuz.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no, p. We know 50 Cent

[Young Nacho]

funny as 50 Cent is crazy. He needs to be stopped.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, he's wild.

[Young Nacho]

Is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

He is wild right now.

[Young Nacho]

That tried to block that layup from the hbcu.

[Bishop B]

Oh, bro, he was wilding, bro. I thought that was

[Young Nacho]

about to up the lane. You ain't seen it?

[DJ Wells]

Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, that is different.

[DJ Wells]

It's a real basketball game.

[Bishop B]

He gotta be banned for life, bro.

[Young Nacho]

On the court contested the layup. I was crying for 10 minutes.

[DJ Wells]

It worked. It's crazy, but you see how he ran out the jump? You know he.

[Young Nacho]

Because he was pulling his pants up.

[DJ Wells]

No, I got you that. I was like, man, listen, man, y' all give hbcus a bad day. I have a real game. You out here playing these people. Here we go right here. This is crazy.

[Bishop B]

What school was that?

[Young Nacho]

I don't know that.

[Bishop B]

That was fraud, though.

[DJ Wells]

This is a real. You said hbcu we'd be here. They are not respecting.

[Bishop B]

I'm saying I'm cleaning it up for that, man. We cleaning it up this way.

[Young Nacho]

That was hilarious.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, you know our be like high school gyms, man. We don't have no security. And like, the real. Yeah, I mean, the real power F just took off a real Power 5 school.

[Young Nacho]

That was, man, that jail, man. If he did that way for who

[Bishop B]

you going down, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, they would have treat him like a stre, bro. They gave him some time, bro. That is crazy for you to disrespect that game like that, man.

[Bishop B]

It's not that easy to run out of the gym at like a real big school like that, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Out the back door.

[Bishop B]

He ran out of addicts.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that. That game was at tech that he decided that was crazy. This tweet is following up in the wild. Saucy said to the haircut, please ooman for me, Mike, so I could read this. Barbers need to make a rule that Fridays and Saturdays only to get allowed to shop before be 35 with a Mohawk. I know he ain't got no that

[Young Nacho]

told me that today. One of the little kids, he seen my picture from high school, said, I know you ain't getting no hoes.

[Bishop B]

Look, that say, oh, what a ball hog is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Look at your braids. Them shits is filthy. I know you get no hoes.

[Bishop B]

No, I type a demon. You gotta be to get a Mohawk.

[Young Nacho]

30.

[Bishop B]

It's some wild bro.

[DJ Wells]

I was ask you, how do you judge people? Like the man's haircut? Say OG he 35 and up. He pull up in a mohawk.

Are you judging him in a mohawk is crazy.

Okay, what's. What's an acceptable style? What's out of pocket?

Just go bald before you get a.

[Bishop B]

You supposed to. If you get a real mohawk, you got to go bald and just. Just had a strap going down your head. You can't have hair with the mohawk, cuz you cheating assistant.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all see what did he at his. They said, oh, this what. I know he was going crazy.

[DJ Wells]

The V went crazy.

[Young Nacho]

This picture right here, they say, oh, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

They said, I know he was going

[Bishop B]

crazy the right way.

[DJ Wells]

Landing strip like, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Mr. T n that disrespectful.

[DJ Wells]

He was an icon. He did not envision.

[Bishop B]

Was going recreate weak ass way to have your facial hair too, though.

[Young Nacho]

My m was never wish for you

[Bishop B]

to just get this little piece. Have a little bust ass, bro. Cut all that off.

[Young Nacho]

That's what I got.

[Bishop B]

I'll be looking at your face trying to diddy line up.

[DJ Wells]

That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't got no diddy line. I just don't go.

[DJ Wells]

I'm scared of what Mike is hur. Right now.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. What the are you saying?

[Bishop B]

Oh, Mike looking up that you ain't

[Young Nacho]

gonna see me with no more.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never had no. Is crazy.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. I ain't never had no real m.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all be in the barber shop because, you know, be like, I was at the barbershop all day.

[Young Nacho]

How long did he try to figure it out?

[DJ Wells]

I would say nowadays it's different because most of us don't go to a shop. Because nowadays barbers, they got style seats like the beauticians and shit online. Yeah, I gotta. If I don't book online, I'm cooked.

[Bishop B]

But hire I still. Yeah, my. My barbershop is like a dope environment. So I. I always go with Them I ain't in there all day, but I'll go get a haircut and then we'll chop it up for a little bit and I'll leave. Yeah, so it's like probably like DJ said, about like an hour.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

45 minutes at most.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

So if you're a man in there, three hours. He getting skit.

I mean, like. All right.

[Bishop B]

Watch out, big bro.

[DJ Wells]

Let me get my hair cut real quick.

Depends on the day.

[Young Nacho]

Damn. I ain't saying they get skipped in a haircut line. Oh, he had a fake one.

[Bishop B]

And bro just kind of. Bro had a fat, fat mohawk. That was definitely the one of the diddy joints.

[DJ Wells]

Why are you looking up my mohawk in is crazy. Mike, did you have a hawk at some point?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he did. He definitely. He had design on the side, too.

[DJ Wells]

He had a part.

[Bishop B]

I had a little design right there in the back.

[DJ Wells]

You had a tail too, before.

You had a tail?

[Young Nacho]

I never done.

[DJ Wells]

You had a Drew gun.

[Young Nacho]

I do not.

[Bishop B]

I ain't never had no.

[DJ Wells]

I got.

You had a tail. That was a 90s thing.

[Bishop B]

I ain't never.

[Young Nacho]

My daddy cut my tail off and I was hurt. I was. And I kept crying. So the just made my line look like this. Like a bee in the back. It was like, you still got one. Man speaking. The back was like, you still got a tail, man.

[Bishop B]

I just went from I'm in the mirror, like, fade to a table. But I never tried a bunch of different hairstyles, bro. I didn't explore like that.

[Young Nacho]

My daddy cut my hair. I had a chili bone. One of my pictures growing up, and

[Bishop B]

my hair was falling out right here, though. I grew it like a. A hot top fade. When I was grown, I was like, damn, bro, the Lord is coming to get me. All this fell out. So I just grew high so couldn't see that hole right here. I had a big ass hole on my head, bro. I brought 26, so I just let them grow.

[Young Nacho]

So he. He got.

[Bishop B]

I wish I knew about hair pieces. I would have just got one. And my. Thank the Lord I got some different shampoo. Oh, came back.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I know you with the lies, but what was it like? You know what I'm saying? Back in the days when you was waiting to get your hair done, you got canceled on. You got that hey, love text last minute.

My mama did here.

Oh, he was. You was blessed.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Has nigga ever told you your locks think no.

[DJ Wells]

You cried to that one day.

You got me up.

My locks don't stink.

[Bishop B]

Is that Upkeep heavy though. Like for those.

[DJ Wells]

No, not really.

[Young Nacho]

Like how often do you wash your hair?

[DJ Wells]

Probably like only like twice a month.

[Young Nacho]

And your shit don't stink?

[Bishop B]

Whoa, damn.

[DJ Wells]

It don't stink. Damn wigs ain't washing their hair that goddamn much. So don't lose my loc.

[Young Nacho]

No, I ain't saying that. I'm like surprised. Yeah, like I would think, like, you

[DJ Wells]

gotta watch them a lot. No.

[Bishop B]

Damn. Two, two times a month. You don't sweat often.

[DJ Wells]

I don't.

[Young Nacho]

Oh yeah. I'm thinking niggas, boy. Cause I be shaking niggas hand. They dreads be stinking like a motherfucker. You know when they bring it in,

[DJ Wells]

you be like, God dang.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Stanky dreads and the weirdest cologne they could ever find. You be like, bro, get away from me, bro.

You know exactly the scent.

[Bishop B]

Dj, how often do women, should women get their locs done though? Is that like, do they wash it when you go get it done?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, they have to. But yeah, you know, I be nappy headed, so I don't know. Some people be like, yeah, that's trash. You supposed to get your retwist every so often. But for me, I be chilling, getting

a retwist and no wash is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Is your hair too long?

[Bishop B]

Is your hair too long for sew in?

[DJ Wells]

Now I would be uncomfortable, but I've seen people with longer hair than mine get one.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

What's a sew in?

[DJ Wells]

Where they like braid your hair down and sew the hair in.

[Young Nacho]

Oh no, you could, you could do that with.

[DJ Wells]

They can do me some straight to the backs with these, but I just feel like it's gonna be bulky right here.

[Young Nacho]

No, you

[Bishop B]

nah. But I think some of them probably can get they flat, but boy, probably too far gone.

[Young Nacho]

This going to look like Tyler Perry movie. No, it's going to look like two chains on bmf.

[DJ Wells]

That was crazy.

Busted.

All right, Mike, please go to the tweet. Man, I thought about being here when I say this, not that one, that we're here now. Barbie. I wish talk to you about this man says she called the bouncer by his government name. My A hoe. If she knows the bouncing by his government name. Is she too deep in the trenches or is that just. I might know him from back in the days.

She knows from the back of the day, King.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's possible. Yeah, everybody that worked at All Stars like them like that was known in the city or is Derek or something like that. I ain't Gonna.

[Young Nacho]

All right. What about if she know everybody in the sections, though? Like, you walk in the club with your girl, she like, oh, damn, what up, Trill? Like, trail like, how you doing?

[DJ Wells]

And everybody else call that murder.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, what up, trail?

[Bishop B]

I'm not knowing about murder, y'. All Nothing I don't know, man. Now, if a go out of town and say the bouncer's name, that's crazy. But in your city, that's tough, bro. Especially if you know yo. If you know your personality.

[Young Nacho]

What about, like, in Atlanta? We from that we go to Atlanta and you take your. Hypothetically take your girl. She like saying, what up to niggas in the section. Trevor.

[DJ Wells]

Atlanta. Close enough. You know, everybody moved from Indy to Atlanta, so that's an eight or nine.

We go.

[Young Nacho]

If we go with Barbie, and Barbie just start.

[DJ Wells]

Yo, what up?

[Young Nacho]

Like, we go in there, she like, oh, what's up, Dion?

[Bishop B]

Yeah, Dion.

[DJ Wells]

Dion.

[Young Nacho]

Like, how the you know Dion?

[DJ Wells]

We talked about this on it's 5:20 somewhere. And I was just like, if I'm out with my. I'm not speaking to nobody.

[Young Nacho]

You don't know nobody?

[DJ Wells]

Nobody. The bartender, the bouncer, the. The dj don't speak to me.

If you don't own club establishment now we have a further.

[Young Nacho]

That's why. That's why you can't trust me.

[Bishop B]

That's lame.

[Young Nacho]

Cause that's what the they do. They know these and not say a word.

[Bishop B]

That's lame, bro.

[DJ Wells]

And then they the.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, the niggas text y', all, don't they?

[DJ Wells]

No, it ain't no female way to, like, you know, a. Just nod his head. What the we supposed to do?

[Bishop B]

So it ain't nod your head on God speak. I'm nothing.

[Young Nacho]

So when you don't speak to the niggas text y'.

[Bishop B]

All like, why you a say nothing?

[Young Nacho]

But yeah, you know they got trouble.

[DJ Wells]

You know they got trouble.

[Young Nacho]

Do they text you?

[DJ Wells]

They might send you with your little boyfriend.

Oh, what y be saying back?

[Bishop B]

Oh, my God, leave me alone.

[DJ Wells]

Don't worry. The first coming up next week for me.

[Bishop B]

Now that's Barbie. Oh, God, that's. I'm nothing.

[DJ Wells]

Only I'm g speak to if I'm out is y'. All. Cuz they know I work with y'.

[Bowen Yang]

All.

[DJ Wells]

Other than that, that's

formula. He's an opener of the basketball game.

[Young Nacho]

You already know the vibes now.

[Bishop B]

Must be looking at that girls all weird. And like, I know you know that you went to school with that ass.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Why you say what up to that 20 somewhere.

[Young Nacho]

Cuz y' all be. So when they text y', all, do you like immediately you know it's coming? Like when you look at it, do you be like, sit back a little bit and text them back or do you.

[DJ Wells]

My text don't even pop up on my phone. So I'm about to go in there and read it and I'm just not. While he. While I'm with my man, I'm enjoying my time.

[Young Nacho]

When you go to the bathroom, do you. Do you right back?

[DJ Wells]

I'm not responding back that night.

Oh,

[Young Nacho]

now you responding when a. You go to the club and you know, 520 something about to shoot after this, I think. Yeah, about the shoot after this. So if you go to the club and you about. You go in the club and a know you in the club and you don't say hi to him and he texts you and he hit your phone, do you hit him back like in the club? I might block you.

[DJ Wells]

I might not even need it.

[Young Nacho]

He gonna block him.

[Bishop B]

It's a dirty world.

[DJ Wells]

It's the world we live in.

It's actually respectful.

[Bishop B]

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[Bishop B]

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[Young Nacho]

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[Bishop B]

I mean, it's not disrespectful. Say what's up, though. Oh, God. Don't walk in the club if you know a nigga. He say, what's up? Say what's up, babe?

[Young Nacho]

No, depending on the friendship, I'm probably

[DJ Wells]

gonna say, what's up? I'm not at all. Don't text me when we leave here.

[Bishop B]

Now, I know motherfucker got in trouble for hugging us in the club. Motherfucker damn near got her motherfucking frontal kicked off her head.

[Young Nacho]

Who hugged us in the club? I remember.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, Motherfucker showed too much love. And that's really my nigga on God. Like, I ain't never carved her up, but motherfucker got on her ass, like, for saying what's up to us.

[Young Nacho]

So I know a guy for watching our show.

[Bishop B]

That be real life, though.

[DJ Wells]

Real life.

You can relate. Now, you ain't never watched a podcast before.

Nothing about they are so funny.

Oh, we being messy

[Young Nacho]

podcast bro.

[DJ Wells]

We can't do though. It's 5:20 somewhere.

Tell me that's the problem.

[Bishop B]

But I'm like. But I feel like if yo watching us see, we. We speak about everything. Having a saucy Santana haircut that did have.

[Young Nacho]

He said if you make that O2K, you weak as.

[DJ Wells]

That's a nasty bill being in the

[Young Nacho]

top shitty that they can say. I hate who just got this look across and I'm the.

[Bishop B]

I didn't know you had a soul doing that.

[DJ Wells]

Out of here.

[Young Nacho]

You know, I was watching the other day. Somebody sent it to me when. When DJ said no disrespect on Magic Johnson.

[Bishop B]

What he said?

[Young Nacho]

Said, why he say no dis? Man, you know what's crazy?

[DJ Wells]

I swear to God, this is funny. Reese called me on my way in here. He said, dad, I just seen the video of. Of Uncle Nasty talking about the way waste. I said, hey, get the off the Internet.

[Young Nacho]

I told y.

[Bishop B]

That's resurfacing.

[DJ Wells]

Man, Nasty is still a funny name. He has called him.

[Bishop B]

He called him since he was three years old, bro.

[DJ Wells]

This was crazy. My credit score is less than how much I weigh. I'm gonna beat my mama ass when I catch her. How the hell? I had comcast account in 1999. I was 2.

[Bishop B]

That was a thing back in the day.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that. That is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, shout out to Carol Teague. Man, she ain't do that. But I remember I paid a phone bill from a company. I can't say it. Cause we with Boost. Shout out to Boost.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, they would never.

[Young Nacho]

We owe $5,000 for a long time.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God. My cousin Dwayne. Nigga, he definitely had a light built in this thing.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't never had a billion.

[DJ Wells]

No, thank God my parents didn't do me like that.

[Bishop B]

No, my parents were solid. And not to say my auntie Pam wasn't solid, but you had a billionaire.

[Young Nacho]

I had a couple.

[Bishop B]

Luckily, my mama held it down.

[Young Nacho]

She paid them.

[Bishop B]

So it wasn't. It actually made my credit score really good because now my credit history is that much older.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, she charged you off.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, your mom was solid. It was because her shit was fucked up.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, but she. She did right my cause Dwayne couldn't get his first apartment. I remember he tried to move into Carriage House and they brought up a bill.

[DJ Wells]

Carriage House? Respectful.

I was gonna say they doing credit checks.

[Bishop B]

No, they died him in 2006. This is a true story, bro. It's my blood cousin. And they told him, we cannot approve you because in 2001 you had a exceeded bill at the light company, bro. And this was 16, bro. Literally, bro. Short of God tore him up. So that's a real thing, bro. Parents used to do that. You can't do it now, though.

[Young Nacho]

Y' all Whispering Pines?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Whispering what?

[Young Nacho]

Pines. What is that, like a crazy apartment complex?

[DJ Wells]

52nd Street?

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to my cousin Q used to live over there.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah, I ain't never heard of him.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, you have. 52nd guy across the street from fire station.

[Young Nacho]

Drugs.

[DJ Wells]

And no further down the street before you get there as soon as you cross over the bridge of Georgetown.

[Bishop B]

I had to. I had to see him. You got to put in the code to get inside of them.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Young Nacho]

What?

[DJ Wells]

No, no, you don't.

[Bishop B]

George, tell us you got to do that too.

[Young Nacho]

I made a code in the laundry bag, but you can pull up.

[DJ Wells]

Up.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

See them? They.

[DJ Wells]

The homie dj he over there for a second. Me and Hollis football. DJ over here one time.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he did. That's over there. That's over there on 38th. That's on 38th.

[DJ Wells]

That's on 32th Street.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that's on 38th. On 38th

[Bishop B]

apartments look like that. You kind of. You out of pocket.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, you pulling up. Don't do that. I'm about to say.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you pulling up.

I pulled up to worse.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

All right.

[DJ Wells]

I haven't put it here.

[Young Nacho]

The baddest she the baddest in the we21. She the best in the city. You pulling up over there.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah. I'm from like that. I'm gonna go get what I live down.

[DJ Wells]

What about the Meadows?

[Bishop B]

I've been now I'm gonna go get what I've called you.

[DJ Wells]

I've been worse.

[Bishop B]

Amber. I've been Amberwood.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I've been over there.

[DJ Wells]

Spanish Oaks,

[Bishop B]

Huh?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Hopefully you're under.

[Young Nacho]

No, I'm saying what car I'm driving.

[Bishop B]

I'm driving.

[Young Nacho]

I'm saying like what year of life am I in?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, what year in life?

[Bishop B]

21. She's getting pulled up on a blue challenge.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't pulling up to the Meadows at the challenge.

[Bishop B]

I had a Blue challenger at 21.

[Young Nacho]

You pulled up in the Meadows.

[Bishop B]

Oh God. I hanging wood all over the city from the Meadows to Rangeline Road. I ain't now after 3 o'.

[DJ Wells]

Clock.

[Bishop B]

I don't give a. That's dark everywhere. It's meant to be, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't going and I ain't going to lie. That's the crazy part about it is risking your life or something that you wasn't supposed to. But at the time period, it was a no brainer. I'm sliding on the way.

[Young Nacho]

Nah.

[Bishop B]

Now my, my brother's friends have definitely called me somewhere and they like, why are you over here and it's two in the morning. I'm. I'm coming to hang something. I'm getting right out.

[Young Nacho]

I never was a y' all ever spent the night of a girl's house when y' all was like that age? No.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah. No.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, you was too comfortable.

[Bishop B]

Wood out. I'm. If I'm over there. If I'm over there at. In the morning, on God, I'm not going home.

[DJ Wells]

I was in my car.

[Young Nacho]

I'm leaving, bro. I've never spent king. I've never closed my. When I was 21 to like 28, 21 to like 26. I never closed my eyes of the

[Bishop B]

girl driving drunk twice is out of pocket, y'. All, you know, be careful. Drive. Drive carefully. But I'm just telling y', all, when I was that young, like, I ain't driving twice, cuz. When I get over there, we gonna take a couple more shots. I'm gonna put that motherfucker on the back of your booty and take it off there and get it cracked it. So I'm already. That's a whole another club session, you hear me? The real club fellas try that. Would you like put that on the back. Over. They eat it off. Over. But driving twice for you to go set up.

[Young Nacho]

Respect what that defender set up.

[Bishop B]

I was a real b. I seen you post.

[Young Nacho]

I see you post your picture recently.

[DJ Wells]

He said, on the real. My character is funny as hell. Hey, my boy, I've been seeing the post again. You about to start shooting again.

[Young Nacho]

And that was all sexual as hell.

[Bishop B]

I got my window coat back.

[DJ Wells]

I gotta.

[Young Nacho]

I gotta do something while they all was naked, though.

[Bishop B]

I mean, that's what books me.

[Young Nacho]

I just shoot with.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, there was no. Nobody with a shirt on any with no fraternity.

[Bishop B]

Barbie, you making a go home at 3 in the morning.

[DJ Wells]

I had some. I wanted to go home, but I'd be like, just don't touch me. Scoot up.

[Young Nacho]

Did he.

[DJ Wells]

Did he play sleep?

Oh, no, I just put a pillow around me in between us.

[Bishop B]

Oh, no, that's it. I'm gonna crack you again before I get up and head home.

[DJ Wells]

That's what you need to do. Time to go tell her the nigga.

[Bishop B]

It's a rule.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, if I didn't really want to, and I mean not I didn't really

want to or if I just really

him like that, like, yeah,

please. HR consensual is the only way.

Yeah, but you know how being said, you. You pull up on something just because it's late night, you needed something to do type shit.

[Young Nacho]

Women do this?

[Bishop B]

Yes, bro.

[DJ Wells]

We get loan probably out of pocket though.

[Bishop B]

To put a out is crazy.

[DJ Wells]

So I got a Question before we get off. So if. If he ain't really hoop. You like me again?

[Bishop B]

It's time ago.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, man.

[DJ Wells]

So if you didn't put me through the mattress, you need to go out the door.

Yeah. A quick shot clock and say I'm here.

[Bishop B]

What are you here for? I swear, I swear to God. LeBron James did not shoot 100% of his crew.

[DJ Wells]

And that's cool.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God. You can't judge me off a bad night.

[DJ Wells]

He said one night. Everybody must lay up here now. Again.

[Young Nacho]

Everybody. Yeah, I know all I say, niggas don't wear.

[Bishop B]

Every time a nigga didn't crack you and it's been trash. And you let him run it back, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he did. On my mouth. He put you through.

[DJ Wells]

Respect my off night.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, but so the first time was bad.

[DJ Wells]

Is if it's bad, it's no, I'm cool.

[Bishop B]

It's great. The first time, shitty. The second time, he can't run it back.

[DJ Wells]

All averages. Yeah.

Then he can do it again because let's figure out what was going on here.

[Young Nacho]

Okay, so the first time, you gotta put your all into it.

[Bishop B]

Is it ever the girls trash.

[DJ Wells]

It could be. Okay, it could be. But if. If it's just not there, it ain't there, baby. Ain't much I can do now.

The funny part is if. If it ain't there, he's like, I'm still saying tonight.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah. I always tell a bro, listen, where

[Young Nacho]

the y' all find this doing? Every time I look at the screen, it's me on some.

[Bishop B]

I always tell, what if you slip out, bro, it's her fault, bro, if a keep slipping out, it's your fault. It's the girl's fault, bro. It's never your fault.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that ain't true. Ladies, don't let them lie.

Manual air while we here. Go ahead, load it up. That's hilarious. My boy Nacho on the fashion show, they found the footage. 2015.

[Young Nacho]

Ain't nobody suit that Taylor. There you go, boy.

[DJ Wells]

That's a wicked zoom out.

Okay, okay. My boy, they got you a three.

Oh, damn.

[Young Nacho]

Damn, I got a three. Ain't no way they gave me a three. But I still was tightening to the nines.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, nine. Okay, my bad, my bad.

Hey, while we here, before you leave, Barbie, did you ever grow up watching America's Next Top Model?

Yep.

Did you see the documentary on Netflix?

I haven't seen it yet.

[Young Nacho]

Hey. Yeah, they was wild, man.

[DJ Wells]

That show was crazy as.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it was wild.

[DJ Wells]

The fact that the Directors was just like, yeah, we saw other reality shows like Fear Factor and thought we had to compete, man. They had them models doing crazy.

[Young Nacho]

They had them. They had them act like they was drug addicts.

[DJ Wells]

Shorty mama was paralyzed, so she got

[Young Nacho]

shot in the head.

[DJ Wells]

And so for her photo shoot, they made them all act like they was dead. And they were just like, you got a gunshot to the head.

[Young Nacho]

That's wild again.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Tyra is wild. And everybody hates Tyra because the whole documentary, bro, she was just like, yeah, it happened. Yeah, it's crazy, bro. And it ain't even wild as, bro.

[Young Nacho]

A girl a was touching on the girl, bro.

[DJ Wells]

No, bro, the was like being handsy with a girl, she's like, hey, this, doing this. And it was like, that's the shot we need, dude. They was wild.

[Young Nacho]

Fight through. Yeah, I ain't laughing at you.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's not funny. But like, for them to have the camera work, bro. Tyra was like, yeah, we should have did better back then. Y' all are pieces of shiz, bro. Yeah, that show is crazy. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

You know what?

[Young Nacho]

You know what Tyra said? And we got more things coming.

[DJ Wells]

They got new season on. The way she treated me like promo.

[Young Nacho]

We got different.

[Bishop B]

Watch this, bro. And it ain't funny about nobody. Parents died, whatever. No, no, I'm just saying, like for them. I'm saying for them to make you act. You got shot in the head. I'm talking about that alone. How can a motherfucker just act like they got shot in the head? It's crazy, bro.

[DJ Wells]

It was like the temptation when he wrote that song. He said, my daddy died on this day. He said, bingo kennel. That's what they was on, bro. They was wilding. I couldn't believe that show.

[Young Nacho]

It was the 3rd of September.

[Bishop B]

Hey, wait a minute.

[Young Nacho]

With my dad, it died.

[Bishop B]

So are those people coming out saying that documentary?

[DJ Wells]

They're saying, bro, this show was. They put us through everything. They were just like, we couldn't even make no money or be respected as real models because everybody looked at that as just complete. But they was doing life altering stuff. Like they took.

[Bishop B]

They wasn't on the show then. They could have made the show.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, bro. They were all screen. You just hear the backstories behind them. They took shorty teeth out for no reason, bro. Send her home the next week. How up? They ain't correct nothing. I still have an overbite. They said, you need to go to the dentist. They put a bike grill.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, if you. If they took your teeth Out. You got dentures and got an overbite. That's your fault.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, maybe you can make it.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's. That's your fault.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, to Shay.

[Bishop B]

But Tyra no fault.

[Young Nacho]

It's all Tyra.

[DJ Wells]

Humble beginnings. Tyrant was like, your grandma spent her light bill to get you a new bikini. She ain't got no lights. You got a bikini. What the are you talking? And my grandma. Why is she in trouble? Why she catching the strap?

[Bishop B]

I know you got a bikini, though.

[DJ Wells]

She modeling. But why is it light bill bikini? And why are you judging her?

[Bishop B]

Just saying.

[Young Nacho]

How much was the bikini, though? Like you could got that from fashion Nova.

[DJ Wells]

I know that AES deal did not amount to that bikini.

[Bishop B]

Well, I thought somebody made it and became successful from that show. I don't know about it.

[DJ Wells]

Certain people did, bro, but so many people didn't get recognized as hell on the game. Yeah, shout out to you. It got with.

[Bishop B]

That's another short hair st. That was. That was premium.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

That even was bad.

[DJ Wells]

That documentary is absolutely crazy.

[Bishop B]

Be watching some wild, bro.

[DJ Wells]

It's fire though, bro. It's. It's like the behind the scenes. Like, everybody hates.

[Young Nacho]

He ain't bad.

[Bishop B]

People came out out of there and became successful. That's why I thought it was just a pure model.

[Young Nacho]

It ain't too many being successful.

[DJ Wells]

It makes sense, though. When the producer said, yeah, we saw a fear factor, it was just like, how can we incorporate this? I see.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, fear factor is od.

[DJ Wells]

But then they start having them. Them dumb ass challenges, bro. It was crazy.

[Bishop B]

But I'm saying, though, y', all, this is what I've been saying. She had to give them people permission to pull her teeth out. Yeah. Like, that's not Tyra's fault. Either you gonna do it or you not.

[Young Nacho]

Anything. Anybody do anything.

[DJ Wells]

They put it on the spot and said, hey, we doing this or you going home. I want to win. They thought they were getting real dental work, bro. She was in there for 12 hours. There were no Nova came, bro. Like, it was just like, what the are y' all doing? It was crazy, bro. Yeah, one of the crazy doc.

[Bishop B]

You can't say. Usually what we do, we say shout out to the person. I guess we can't say shout out to Cy.

[DJ Wells]

No.

I got a lighter question for y'. All. So when we do pod wars and it's karaoke, what song y' all gonna sing? If you had to do karaoke for the pod wars, what songs you gonna sing that you know you gonna kill?

[Bishop B]

Probably R. Kelly is the remix to

[DJ Wells]

Ignition O. I'm glad.

[Young Nacho]

I'm glad you said that. I got a question after that, but I'll probably sing.

[Bishop B]

That's one of my favorite songs.

[Young Nacho]

Confessions.

[DJ Wells]

What about you, dj?

I was gonna pick an extra song. I was gonna say Lovers and Friends. This is the easy song to remember.

[Bishop B]

Or. Or the end of Tip Drill. Like I'll in them part when they start chatting.

[DJ Wells]

I need a friend.

Wait, so my song would be Friend of Mine. The part where it was r. Kelly and Mr. Biggs going back and forth and forth. But I want to do all the parts. You doing all the parts on Confession?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I know every part. Yeah, but we was. We was talking about this at the crib the other day. We was like, what's the greatest remix? And right. This shit came up and we was talking about the greatest remix to a song.

[Bishop B]

Ignition.

[Young Nacho]

And Confessions was.

[Bishop B]

I know our. I mean, P. Diddy and a lot of. But he is the king of that. I want to say the song with Loon. I can't think of the name of it.

[Young Nacho]

I need to girl.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

You think that's the best remix?

[Bishop B]

It's up there. Top five.

[DJ Wells]

That is a banger.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I think. I think a Nixon is a top fire one. But I think cut off. What's it. What? What's not cut off? Cuff it by Beyonce.

[Bishop B]

Dude don't get his proper respect. The dude who originated that on Tik Tok. Bro, I'm sorry I don't know your name right now, but they kind of stole that from.

[Young Nacho]

I know. But when they remake Fire, Beyonce took it

[DJ Wells]

on some. I'm gonna say Adios is an underrated rap remix. Because original audios is not as far as remix. The remix is crazy.

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Boosting Wavy versus Are Fire.

[Young Nacho]

Confession Remix inspired.

[DJ Wells]

Amazing.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Confessions.

[Young Nacho]

It's a remix. And Ignition is a remix.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah. Ignition.

[DJ Wells]

Ignition has to be Top hop remix.

[Bishop B]

Damn. I'm trying to think of the remix songs.

[DJ Wells]

I'm still laughing at all.

[Young Nacho]

You got Mike with Lil Wayne on there. I don't know music Pies Shy Popey. That's a remix.

[DJ Wells]

A remix.

[Young Nacho]

Shy Poplies is a remix.

[DJ Wells]

Who was on Here Trace on.

[Young Nacho]

I don't remember that one.

[Bishop B]

Dice Pineapples.

[Young Nacho]

Dice Pineapples got a remix. Fabulous.

[DJ Wells]

I like Dice Pineapples, but I always skip R doing the poetry at the beginning.

[Young Nacho]

That's why I like the I a try that F version on Soul.

[Bishop B]

I think it was on Soul.

[Young Nacho]

Take three.

[Bishop B]

I love the. I love the portrait.

[DJ Wells]

I But I'm A hot cool ass. I would drink that.

[Bishop B]

I love a good hot coupon.

[Young Nacho]

Say let's get to the track.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, let's get to the track. All that snapping beginning N. I don't want to hear that. Bro.

[Young Nacho]

Get to the damn that.

[Bishop B]

You got me really thinking about remix music.

[DJ Wells]

Man. Let us know in the comments. Y favorite remix, man. I know we missing a lot. Man. Tap in. Also shout out to the Asian dude who called in. We called Ray and he asked me your favorite R. Kelly song. I watched that. Call that back. It was cracking.

[Young Nacho]

That was funny.

[Bishop B]

N. We got to do that again now.

[DJ Wells]

We have fun. All right, b. We appreciate you. 520 somewhere. Tap into the Patreon. Crazy. He all right, man. Adam Silver, man. He out here hating. Let's get to it. Man. I'm tired of this.

[Young Nacho]

What he say?

[DJ Wells]

Man. They trying to fix the tanking rules next year. Make sure I do it next year. Here are some of the things they're trying to do to take it out of the game. They said first round picks can be protected. Only top four or top 14. That was a shot at the paces. But it's cool. Lottery odds freeze after the trade deadlines or a later date. I'm not mad at that. No longer allowing the team to pick top four in consecutive years or consecutive bottom three finishes. So you gotta be good at some point to keep getting a draft pick. I'm not mad. Teams can't pick top four the year after making the conference finals. That's direct hate. And I don't appreciate that at all. But I ain't mad at it. Lottery odds to be allocated based on two year records. That sucks. Lottery extended to include all playing teams. No. That's nasty. And then flatten the odds for all lottery teams. I feel like eight of these things are going to help with the tanking next year. Year.

[Bishop B]

Yep.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

So now you gotta play for something.

[DJ Wells]

I'm not mad at you saying you stopping after trade deadline. But that's kind of wicked too.

[Bishop B]

You had to implement these rules. Bro.

[Young Nacho]

You got to. But they. I think they should just do it like real life. Like the best team in the league. Put them all in a hat. Like a real thing. Put all the teams in there.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And whoever get the draft pick. Get the draft pick. I'm rolling all 30 teams in there. Then it don't matter.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

It don't matter.

[Young Nacho]

It don't matter. Like don't.

[Bishop B]

Cause you ain't gonna know nothing.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Don't matter. Real life.

[DJ Wells]

And let's be real Y' all acting like the draft lot is like, accurate and fair. Cause it's not like, let's not. Let's keep it a bit.

[Bishop B]

I don't think nobody's. Nobody's slow, bro. Everybody understand. But you gotta. That's what we grew up on, bro. You gotta keep the aesthetics. The aesthetics.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

I like bro's thing. He'd be like, damn, dude. Okay, see, just one. But they got the number three pick.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Just off the strength of the hat.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Just. Cause like, now you gotta make trades. Now the game get. Cause you gotta start moving players around. Like, if the Lakers get the number one pick, they got A.J. the Benson's, like, damn, we might have to move on from Bron. You know what I mean? It's just different stuff. Like, I like when Dallas got the number one pick. We like, shit, Dallas, a whole different team now.

[Bishop B]

That shifted some shit for sure.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. So I kind of like that. Cause now it don't matter.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Now the two years. I don't like that. Cause, bro, something crazy could happen to us, bro. And we ain't tanking, bro. We just.

[Young Nacho]

I like everybody having free reign. Because now you gotta build real good teams. Like, everybody can't just be like, yo, we gonna be sad for the next three years and try to build through the draft, right? It was like, nah, you might not ever get that pick. So you gonna have to spend money.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And you might have to bring back more veteran players. Cause your team gotta be good. You ain't gonna try to build it with all sad people. You gonna have to start spending money. It's gonna give more people a chance to stay in the league a little longer. I feel like quality players.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

No, I agree 100%.

[DJ Wells]

Also, I wasn't mad at them saying, oh, all right, we're gonna do the salary cap shit. And if you want a rookie, you can pay for em. How bad you want em.

[Young Nacho]

I ain't mad at that.

[DJ Wells]

You gotta outbid somebody.

[Young Nacho]

But if you gonna do that, you gotta take the high school rule back. Like, you gotta let kids come outta high school.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Darren Peterson should not be playing college basketball.

[Young Nacho]

Nah. I mean, but if they gonna be free agents, you gotta let em be able. You gotta let it be free where everybody rolls in here anytime they want to.

[Bishop B]

That's gonna shake up a lot of shit. It ain't bad, but times to times are now, so fuck it.

[Young Nacho]

I seen it. I seen. I think maybe was it Melo talking about it? And he was talking about. I was one and done really Messing up college basketball. It do. Cause what you gonna do? Like, you got AJ The Benson, obviously, he's one in a million. He plays every game. He played 40 minutes the other night, played hard, did everything he was supposed to do. Not everybody gonna be advising their kid to do that. Nah. Like, if you got a little ankle injury. Hey, chill out, bro. We going to the draft, like, sit that one out. So I don't think it's gonna help college basketball. No time so soon. Like, obviously, this is a one in one in a million years that all these freshmen are playing really great and they.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And everybody.

[Bishop B]

Years before this happen again.

[Young Nacho]

It won't happen no time soon.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. That's all I was going to ask, is overreacting because of what's so great this year that everybody's like, we got to lock in this year because next year's draft. I mean, shout out to everybody. I don't know if it's going to have the same type of impact.

[Young Nacho]

It won't.

[DJ Wells]

And these rules might not even matter because I'm like, we ain't got nothing to sing for.

[Bishop B]

Well, I mean, you never know what these high school kids is doing. For real, what they do on the college level. Like. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I mean, it's gonna be some freshmen that have a good year. Yeah, but not to this magnitude. I mean, we got.

[Bishop B]

These kids had a bunch of hype, too.

[Young Nacho]

We got, like, 18 freshmen playing at elite level. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

You could legitimately have a top 10 of all freshmen if you wanted to.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, That's a fact. That's a fact. I don't think I'm glad Adam stepping in, though. Making some shit shake, though. Cause you gotta clean it up, bro. You got to.

[DJ Wells]

As long as it goes into effect next year, as long as y' all don't do no bullshit between now and the next couple months, I'm all for it. Don't cheat us, bro. That apply to us. And I don't like that.

[Young Nacho]

See, if I'm. I'm a young fella. I want everybody in the draft because, shit, usually this is. Usually the bad cities are the bad teams. Right? Like, usually all the side teams being bad cities. True. It's rare you get to go to a good city, make top five. Yeah, very rare. I'll be pissed.

[DJ Wells]

And that's funny you said it. Because Mark Cuban has some, like. Some incentives as far as, like, attendance and stuff like that. Like, y' all gotta meet these quotas and shit. Like, damn near like, the tropic, Flint, Tropical. I want to go to the NBA. It's a tennis up.

[Young Nacho]

No. Oh God, that, that's a good. I mean for real. I be like, I seen, I seen Ant talking about going to Memphis and no disrespect to Memphis, but that hotel is shitty.

[DJ Wells]

He said I walk in my hotel

[Bishop B]

long time ago, man.

[Young Nacho]

That hotel is shitty, bro.

[Bishop B]

Everybody always pick Memphis though for the hotel being the worst hotel.

[Young Nacho]

We went in there and it was all brown water in the tub. Cause that's why I used to have a video of that shit, bro, that was so nasty.

[Bishop B]

You got hotel trauma. For real though.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I don't really with hotels like that.

[Bishop B]

Even though Mike pick up picked some of the worst hotels.

[Young Nacho]

I swear to God.

[Bishop B]

It probably couldn't be as bad as your NBA experience in Memphis.

[Young Nacho]

Memphis is the only bad one. Yeah, I only book what we can afford. When you booked that one with the carpet?

[Bishop B]

No, when he booked Philadelphia.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, with the carpet.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, we left when the elevator had carpet outside.

[Bishop B]

Anyway, we just needed. We made an executive decision. Not two stack.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, we all.

[DJ Wells]

We didn't stay until we got in our room and said we all could

[Bishop B]

have just bought one room and change. It wasn't that bad. Y look outdated.

[Young Nacho]

No, that was trash. But that was the second most.

[Bishop B]

I had a 27 in TV, bro. In a like a china cabinet.

[Young Nacho]

We opened the cabinet, put on a laptop.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro, I. I had there like a red fire truck in my room. I was like, am I ass wisher? I didn't know what was going on. That hotel was ass.

[Bishop B]

My carpet was red too. It was like a freaky Valentine Day red.

[Young Nacho]

It was really cuz then you gotta walk on that. Think how many times just let that fly on the floor.

[DJ Wells]

I don't, I don't black light that hotel with a dead numbers.

[Bishop B]

I mean the amount we travel so much now, like I feel like I'm in the league. I kind of just be free now I become one with the earth with my hotel.

[Young Nacho]

I'm ne, bro.

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[Young Nacho]

I seen a meme the other day. It was like it. It's fitting for hotels. It was like when we go to a hotel, bro, you might just not on the tv. Like it said you supposed to go crazy in hotels. So that's what I think of when I go to a hotel room.

[DJ Wells]

That is for you and your family to enjoy our stay, not for y' all to be putting your DNA all over the wall.

[Young Nacho]

But I was like, that's what do when they go to hotels. Book rooms. Like, I used to watch Pimps on the Corner. What was that called? Hoes on the Stroll.

[Bishop B]

Your algorithm a little different than mine.

[Young Nacho]

That was me bring this up like every four. I'm just saying they go. They go in the hotels, bro. What they do? They smut them out.

[Bishop B]

But do they. Do they do that at five star hotel?

[Young Nacho]

I mean, I don't know. I don't know what the NBA do

[Bishop B]

typically at the red roof in.

[Young Nacho]

I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

We go to motels.

[Young Nacho]

Now I know what those football players do.

[DJ Wells]

See,

[Young Nacho]

I don't know. Let me keep out everybody MLB players. Dude.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Please say every. Every major league sport.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man. We'll see what they do with the tank. Rules. I bet have no rules that go in effect the next two months. I'll be fine with this.

[Young Nacho]

Real.

[DJ Wells]

Before we get off that, because you

[Young Nacho]

gotta think about it. We all stay in the same hotels.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

So they probably book all the same rooms. Like, come on, man.

[Bishop B]

I'm free.

[Young Nacho]

No, I'm just saying like Sacramento stayed at the Conrad yesterday. Atlanta pulling up to stay at the Conrad Tuesday.

[DJ Wells]

It's a residue. It's it.

[Young Nacho]

Somebody got beat.

[Bishop B]

I really think those people are using good washing powder, washing detergent.

[Young Nacho]

Not saying they not they still.

[DJ Wells]

I don't.

[Bishop B]

I've never pick. Picked up a. Like a used. Oh, it's probably used, but it never felt used to me.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Iron.

[Bishop B]

I always.

[Young Nacho]

I used to bring r rags when I played in the NBA.

[DJ Wells]

I still do to this day. And a pillow. Well, we were staying in New York the last time, but my pillow cover was camouflage. I said they did not change this room today. I Didn't know this was.

[Bishop B]

I just go to sleep. You got to be p. You got to just be one with the earth, bro.

[Young Nacho]

And then our last hotel in All Star. That was the first time I've been to prison.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, hey, me here last week, he came to my room.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I was. Was nice.

[DJ Wells]

I did not live in the ghetto.

[Bishop B]

I. I left. I mean, it wasn't nice, but DJ room was.

[Young Nacho]

Is larger than everybody else.

[DJ Wells]

I could at least stretch, bro.

[Bishop B]

I legit shout out to the Aloft Hotel across from Crypto Arena. I was a residence there.

[Young Nacho]

I've never slept in a bed with the side is against the wall off. I was rolling up, like, hitting the wall.

[Bishop B]

My suitcase, bro, I couldn't even open. Open it all the way. I had to put it on top of the.

[Young Nacho]

And it was a full bed.

[DJ Wells]

Like, I'm not talking.

[Bishop B]

My wingspan was literally. Yeah, bro.

[Young Nacho]

All the wall.

[Bishop B]

D.J. had a suite.

[Young Nacho]

Did y' all know I had to change in the bathroom. I had to put my. I couldn't.

[DJ Wells]

I was too tall to put my clothes on.

[Young Nacho]

I had to go in the bathroom to put clothes. That was the littlest I ever been

[DJ Wells]

me here walking the roof. Said, what the.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I came back to the hotel. I said, oh, no, this got a sweet. I'm shitty.

[DJ Wells]

And if sweet. God bless.

[Young Nacho]

Y said, hey, man, this hotel too little.

[Bishop B]

The aloft hotels. He had a desk or something at the bottom of his bed. We was like.

[DJ Wells]

I had a couch.

[Bishop B]

Couch in front of him.

[Young Nacho]

You got a couch. I can't even put my socks on. This.

[DJ Wells]

I had half a crouch, right Fair, man.

[Bishop B]

I just think about when I go to hotels, like, oh, spending that at my friend's house growing up, bro. They houses was trifling, bro. So I've seen worse. So a hotel is. It couldn't be no worse than that, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, man, take some Lysol, man. Man, get tricky.

[Bishop B]

Look at it, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Enjoy, y' all stay, man. All right. Can we move on? We could go to the popcorn, but anything else we pull up next is fun. Yeah, man. Trey Murphy, man, they got the rookies down there, man. New Orleans, I guess they ain't pay.

[Young Nacho]

They.

[DJ Wells]

They ties, man. They pop on everybody card, man.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, you better. You got your kids.

[Bishop B]

How do you get that shit out?

[Young Nacho]

I. I got popcorn. I took my. To the club. Popcorn in. Come on. You got. I get it detailed. They vacuum it all up.

[DJ Wells]

$100,000 car, bro. And you done put butter and salt in my leather. I hate you.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, my mama. I Had white leather, too. BMW white on white with the white leather seats. I was wowing. I used to make people put towels down when they say my car. You have blue jeans running? No.

[DJ Wells]

Then I'm on my seat, baby. You going to need a towel.

[Young Nacho]

Come on, man. I was living that rap. Wow. I got in that car, it was butter everywhere.

[DJ Wells]

And I love the smell of popcorn, but damn, I don't want to smell it in my car.

[Young Nacho]

And that shout out to Tyler, he stuffed it in my bent. He took his time. I got him five bands to do it. Build it up to the top. You open the sunroof and you bore. You pour like 50 big old bag. You know them big old bags. You put 50 big bags like that in there. He filled it all the way the way up when he got bored and said he started stuffing them in the vents like, so when you blow the air out. Yeah, popcorn will come out, too.

[Bishop B]

Nah, bro.

[Young Nacho]

And then he put it in the trunk, too. Yeah. I was mad in a.

[Bishop B]

They paid for you to get your serviced, though, didn't they?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Smooth gave me like, 5,000.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Cause I can't. You know me. I come. I'm crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Everybody, car on bricks tomorrow. I swear to God. You got a Maybach. I'm that bitch up. I swear to God, I'm gonna keep. He like, you gonna keep my keying your.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God.

[Young Nacho]

I would have. I was mad as.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, don't touch my car.

[Young Nacho]

He's like, bro, it's just popcorn, bro.

[Bishop B]

Nah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

This is a quarter million dollar car.

[Bishop B]

Because I don't know how to react off that.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Like, I don't know that y' all can get all this out, make my car brand new again.

[Young Nacho]

You know how mad I was cuz when I walked, it was out after a game. When I never forget. Smooth wife was recording me walking to my car. You know, I didn't never talk to anybody wife. But she. Hi. Like, you know, I mean, I never talk. I'm like, I had a good ass game, too. 20, my best game I ever played. 26 and 15. I'm like, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

She like, good game, rook.

[Young Nacho]

I keep walking.

[DJ Wells]

She.

[Young Nacho]

He was clicking behind me.

[DJ Wells]

Ah, this is what y'.

[Bowen Yang]

All.

[Young Nacho]

Everybody standing by the car.

[Bishop B]

Wow.

[Young Nacho]

Just like them mad in a. Nah, don't touch my.

[DJ Wells]

I don't touch other people.

[Bishop B]

And I love cranking, but that would have the car.

[Young Nacho]

They got hype. And I was like, they like, we going to the club, though. And my thirsty ass like, what time y' all going? What time Compound open.

[Bishop B]

I can only imagine y' all know DJ some more sensitive about cars than all of us. Oh, God.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Don't touch my.

[Young Nacho]

He would have been hot.

[DJ Wells]

I would have lost it. I probably. That's the day that the team would have been like, hey, bro, we don't need you no more. Because I overreacted, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Nigga, I'm at the stop, like, doing this. Just storm. Popcorn out. Niggas is recording me. Like, Al Horford lived, like, down the street from me. He recorded me all the way home. Like, every stop. Like, me and Terrell just throwing popcorn out. He just laughing.

[Bishop B]

AAA would have just had to come get my bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro. I'm getting a new car today, but thank God. It was, like, burnt. Ain't nothing worse than the smell of burnt popcorn.

[Bishop B]

Y' all eat pie? I don't eat that.

[DJ Wells]

You can't get that out your house, bro. You can't get that out in the world.

[Young Nacho]

Popcorn.

[DJ Wells]

Some of the popcorn is. I love them little tear.

[Young Nacho]

If y' all ever want to give me anything, you know them buckets they be having around Christmas time.

[Bishop B]

You get one, you never take it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, volume.

[Young Nacho]

Do you get volume?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that.

[Young Nacho]

That was weak, though.

[DJ Wells]

I gotta talk about our Christmas gift.

[Young Nacho]

They ain't had no cheese.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we gotta talk about that.

[Bishop B]

They just had cheese and caramel.

[Young Nacho]

It just be caramel. I need the cheese in the book. You gotta go to the bottom tier. The big. The big.

[DJ Wells]

No, I need. I need a truck hand. If it's not all together, I'm nothing on the popcorn being the.

[Bishop B]

Y' all don't eat plain popcorn.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I'm something.

[Bishop B]

Y' all don't put, like, hot sauce and on the cheese and stuff.

[DJ Wells]

No, I did my.

[Young Nacho]

I go to the movies.

[DJ Wells]

I don't with the cheese popcorn. Unless it's with the. The caramel. If it's not already like that. I ain't with it.

[Bishop B]

I with Lando's. My boy Lando. Popcorn is pretty good. I just don't. Popcorn just a. There's so much other. As a concession stand.

[DJ Wells]

It's top tier at a high school basketball game. Run me that popcorn off the dribble.

[Young Nacho]

I'm talking at the movies. Run me popcorn. High school game. R me popcorn anywhere. I love popcorn.

[DJ Wells]

Top tier snack.

[Bishop B]

That's wild.

[DJ Wells]

Be hitting the beat. Your guy wilding on Internet again, man.

What?

[Bishop B]

He didn't. Did now.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's the cat version.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, so they say.

[DJ Wells]

No, my boy got something that said the cat version. They got my boy some Prosthetics, man.

[Young Nacho]

Man. And then look said that cat.

[DJ Wells]

Look at what you. Look at what your man said, man. He said, if y' all don't turn that little into some low man. What you know this is representing you right here. Shout out to be his tail.

[Bishop B]

My boy be tail is not me. Sh.

[Young Nacho]

That's Kevin direct the real, real burner.

[Bishop B]

I don't got no burner. Shout out to my. He's taking the Internet by storm. But yeah, your cat. If your cat is to that point and it's no shame on none of the animals. You know, protect animals or whatever, bro. But he's out of there.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro.

[Bishop B]

Protect animals or whatever.

[DJ Wells]

Okay.

[Bishop B]

I gotta put that and hook him up to like. I don't even know what that is. It look like some that go on the wagon, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro. That's what they did on Toy Story, bro. When s was tor like my kids

[Bishop B]

get on top of him and ride

[Young Nacho]

him around the house.

[DJ Wells]

House. But they gonna go far that a lean away.

[Bishop B]

Why do I even smack that on the head and giddy up.

[Young Nacho]

Thinking about when they put that together, man. That funny.

[Bishop B]

Funny is he didn't run out of gas.

[DJ Wells]

You should have make the new Toy Story, Woody.

[Young Nacho]

I'm excited for that shout out to

[DJ Wells]

my guy here, man. He towards aco gambling, man. Low it up. So what happens when the crash out parlays don't work be here different type of stress. We don't show injuries on here. But this is a wild one.

[Young Nacho]

Comes 873 far so good for the Brazilian.

[Bishop B]

$3 million right now we just got

[Young Nacho]

to dodge a king or a jack. Well, a queen comes off

[Bishop B]

the king

[DJ Wells]

the most like Justin Smith all that time, man. Just stay alive.

[Young Nacho]

Look how excited he is.

[DJ Wells]

His fans, his friends story AC Office celebration, man.

[Young Nacho]

Wrong out there. Very wrong.

[DJ Wells]

He's doubled over. He's like.

[Bishop B]

He's really in pain.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, it's snap.

[Young Nacho]

He said it's snap. No bluff.

[DJ Wells]

Let me tell you, the l. Fe is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

He said it's not me tell you serious? He said it's not, bro. I mean, I'm able to play. I'll play it out. Now we gotta talk about y' all see what happened to Michael B. Jordan. No.

[DJ Wells]

So him and Delroy got an award, bro. And there was a white gentleman in the crowd that has Tourette's quote unquote. And as they're getting a result, he said, yo, It is crazy, bro.

[Young Nacho]

But that is wow. It's quiet.

[DJ Wells]

That's why I be on what I Be on on, bro.

[Bishop B]

So y' all mad at me for laughing at the other.

[Young Nacho]

I was crying when I that said.

[DJ Wells]

I said damn. My boy G. Frost said so he got the. He got the racism dispension pack restaurants. He said, cuz there's a lot of things you can yell out, but is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

He said, yeah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

This is nuts, bro. The hell, bro. So.

[Bishop B]

So when you got to Rex, like, do you. Can you control what you say?

[DJ Wells]

No, but I think that his vocabulary is personal. I don't think that all people tour is randomly yell out race of like I'm not too tapped in salute to that community. But that. That. The timing. That is crazy, bro. That's all I'm going say to respect to them. I don't know. I ain't got no problem with them, but that's crazy, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Like, who loaded up who?

[DJ Wells]

That's a play, bro. I'm not. I'm not wrong. It's black history month too, so I'm really doping.

[Bishop B]

That's some bro put that on his Scrabble board.

[DJ Wells]

Somebody updated his rosters. All that ain't even funny.

[Young Nacho]

It's just sad.

[DJ Wells]

And I'm super mad because Centers has been getting downplayed for all the accomplishments they should. That's one of the best movies last year and some other won over. That is. That's crazy, bro.

[Bishop B]

It was a white dude that said it.

[DJ Wells]

You know it.

[Bishop B]

So does he get up ass for saying no?

[DJ Wells]

Was mad at Drewy for messing up homie name. That's flagrant.

[Young Nacho]

Why was he at the. Yeah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

They should have go in the hallway till we get done with this segment. Since you can't stop saying yeah, you wait till SM people here say it.

[Young Nacho]

You. He got to be out the show.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Why be here, bro?

[Bishop B]

Got. I'm still normal.

[DJ Wells]

You are, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I'm not saying you're not, but apparently

[DJ Wells]

when you see black people on stage.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, like, bro, your people know people around you. Yeah, bro. You say nigga a lot, bro. We gonna probably take you out.

[DJ Wells]

That's your first time saying it.

[Bishop B]

How you know it's not?

[DJ Wells]

It's not. That's the. That's the bullshit response.

[Bishop B]

I'm not giving him a pass. I'm just saying, are we blaming him or the Tourette's all debuff.

[Young Nacho]

I'm just saying if you Tourette's and when we get around people, you just

[DJ Wells]

start saying racist shit.

[Young Nacho]

You just start blurting out some wild. I'm be like, I'mma probably not take him right here.

[DJ Wells]

Now I need to see you with some white people, cuz. Do you say that around them? Because if you do, then all right, it's a little bit different.

[Bishop B]

You know, a lot of people, even outside of tourist, they have a. A malfunction with their body that they, you know, just say anything.

[Young Nacho]

I agree, bro. We know you say anything but being

[DJ Wells]

diagnosis but you ain't about to say

[Young Nacho]

wild to people just for no reason but that.

[DJ Wells]

It's dead crazy. Quiet and they. That's crazy. Shout out to them for having to

[Bishop B]

resolve a whole next moment to get their off. But respect.

[Young Nacho]

I know it's a trigger or whatever, but. Oh, he seen black people. Was like. It triggered me.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro, he said this like Sega. That was crazy. Yeah, but I'm saying if you his

[Young Nacho]

people, you know, when he see black people, he say, bro, it's time to take him out.

[DJ Wells]

Like.

[Bishop B]

But my thing is, y don know if that was his first time or not.

[DJ Wells]

Well, to be fair, most times it's usually not.

[Young Nacho]

And you say it with the.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, it's not most times they experiment that situation T they get some practice.

[Bishop B]

It's always wonder how they like how the words load up in their head when it's time to scream.

[DJ Wells]

Well, there's certain things we do that they'd be like, well, never mind. Shout out to Michael Rubin or get well soon, man. He found out that his keeper was taking bread out of his safe. She finessed him for about 130 bands, basically deciphering over time because she had a backup key to his safe.

[Young Nacho]

That's where you fuck up like if you hit the lick the first time. Got greedy, got stopped. Like, damn, I hit him for 50k. He ain't said nothing. I'm chill. Yeah, yeah, I'mma chill.

[DJ Wells]

I don't care if I'm a billionaire. I'mma miss 130 million.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, but I'm chill though. I hit him. I hit him for 50 already. He ain't even noticed.

[DJ Wells]

I'mma chill. He noticed it. And then he put up a hidden cam and got her ass.

[Young Nacho]

That's what I'm saying.

[Bishop B]

Why you playing with somebody like that anyway? He too powerful.

[Young Nacho]

Like, you know you going to jail.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

And you know he going to pursue

[Bishop B]

and see that old locker up.

[Young Nacho]

Oh yeah, she's.

[Bishop B]

Was she a white woman?

[DJ Wells]

I'm not sure if that's the exact back picture, but if that's a discrepancy, baby girl.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Demographic. You should have asked your. Your grandkids how to do it right respect.

[Young Nacho]

If you got away with 20 the first time. Just chill. Yeah. You can't go double dipping, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's why I say go for all or nothing, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Don't take what's not yours.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he should have took the whole 30. He should just took the whole one 30. She should have took everything out the safe and hit the border.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, don't. Don't still. Oh, she looks like a border candidate. Why does she have a key to the safe?

[Young Nacho]

She found it. Oh, okay.

[Bishop B]

She found it. Oh, well, it was.

[DJ Wells]

It was happening for over a year. She was comfortable.

[Bishop B]

This is just bad time.

[DJ Wells]

That's. That was her Friday payment.

[Matt Rogers]

Oh.

[DJ Wells]

I got a little extra day.

[Young Nacho]

She was like, ah.

[DJ Wells]

That.

[Young Nacho]

I couldn't get no overtime. I got something for that.

[Bishop B]

Thought I couldn't speak English. Huh.

[Young Nacho]

Why she got. Why she got to be spent? Spanish, though.

[Bishop B]

She could have been anything. I didn't say sp. Russian.

[Young Nacho]

She was Russian.

[Bishop B]

I didn't know.

[Young Nacho]

Okay.

[Bishop B]

And I was trying to get a good glance at her.

[Young Nacho]

That was a good one. That is a good one. German, you right. Yeah, you're right. Indian, you right.

[DJ Wells]

All right, let's. Before.

[Bishop B]

She don't have the. She don't have the. Never mind. Never mind.

[Young Nacho]

She don't have the what? Nothing. She don't got her 2K, Bill. She got the body.

[Bishop B]

She looked a little older than have a body. Okay, I know what you like.

[Young Nacho]

What I like?

[DJ Wells]

Which team wins.

[Bishop B]

You like a blue.

[Young Nacho]

I like them.

[Bishop B]

What you like a blue up.

[Young Nacho]

What's that mean?

[Bishop B]

I like them fat. No, no, you like. You like the body parts to be extendo.

[Young Nacho]

You talked about cucumbers, not me.

[Bishop B]

I said you like. You like. You're a chitty guy. Oh, you're a boom guy.

[Young Nacho]

Why would you say that?

[Bishop B]

What you like? I know what excites you.

[Young Nacho]

Know what I like?

[Bishop B]

When you see. When you see titties and what? He kind of like the thrill in your eyes.

[Young Nacho]

My eyes light up.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. That's the real lottery. Like, it's a real jackpot.

[Young Nacho]

This is a liar. I'm so weird.

[DJ Wells]

What a DJ like, oh, hey, they've been clipping them. You be throwing me in a far cre.

[Young Nacho]

I just trying to figure out that's always.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, it is. What does DJ

[DJ Wells]

this the part where we get off the camera. We know what Mike like.

[Young Nacho]

He just shoots the picture up.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, for sure.

[Young Nacho]

For sure.

[Bishop B]

DJ likes aesthetic. DJ does not like earthy women, though. Like the fro.

[DJ Wells]

He's nothing. I'm nothing. No, no, no, the Viola Davis song Miss me. Miss me DJ is not a take

[Bishop B]

me as I am type 1.

[DJ Wells]

So no, I. No, no. You better have on deodorant. I don't care if you don't like aluminum.

[Young Nacho]

Mike. We'll be here like that.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, oh.

[Bishop B]

Every woman is beautiful to me. Be who you want to be.

[DJ Wells]

Love.

[Young Nacho]

You want to love. Yeah, I don't that hated that basic gray fro.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, you do. You hate frs, bro.

[Young Nacho]

You hate fro.

[Bishop B]

Cuz I know when she. When she have a blowout like that, just get ready for a. So they can pray.

[Young Nacho]

He's lying.

[DJ Wells]

He hate fro.

[Young Nacho]

You was the first one that got mad old girl for having that fro. And I'm not going to say her name on here, but you were pissed

[Bishop B]

because I thought she.

[Young Nacho]

You said she had a pck with

[DJ Wells]

a fist on it.

[Bishop B]

You was mad cuz I thought she was about to go get a soul in else where they hair. They better go get.

[Young Nacho]

I always. I get this gray every time cuz I know.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, was it pick on the side? Y. All right, man, listen, this is hilarious. When we get out of here, first overall pick, the draft, the 2020s and the 2010s, obviously you see which pick they skipped from the 2020s. Anthony Been no, they, you know, saying they made the best list of those gentlemen. Zachary wasn't listening to this one, but respect which team y' all taking in the game.

[Bishop B]

Bottom five.

[DJ Wells]

E5. So in the 2020s for those who can't see, you got Cade, AE, P5, Cooper, Wimby, 2010s. You got John Wall, Kyrie, Zion, AD and Kat.

[Bishop B]

I got 2010.

[Young Nacho]

I'm damn near going 2020s. Mm.

[DJ Wells]

Okay. I've seen a lot of back and forth between this behead. Why you rolling with your.

[Bishop B]

I just feel they a more complete team.

[DJ Wells]

Okay.

[Young Nacho]

AD you think they more complete?

[Bishop B]

AD and Cat. I like AE and Cade better, but AD and Cat and you shit. John Wall and Kyrie, you know what they do. That's a more complete team.

[DJ Wells]

Okay? Everybody at their prime, obviously healthy as well. T20 20 do something.

[Young Nacho]

You see the Pablo, the P5 one. Him and Zion.

[DJ Wells]

That's tough.

[Young Nacho]

That's a tough.

[DJ Wells]

I like both of them, but that's gonna be Zion.

[Young Nacho]

It's tough for Split and then Cooper Flag. He too early. It's too early.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

And he like too little. Yeah, yeah. Too little.

[Young Nacho]

I like the future of the the top. I think they gonna be better overall. I think they have better careers than the ones at the bottom and they all got legendary career I agree with

[Bishop B]

that I think 2020 for sure will

[DJ Wells]

have a better career that's why I said the size in the back court make a difference with that front court with AD and Cat and Zion that's tough. I mean even though wimby is different we see wimy doing some amazing but

[Young Nacho]

they all capable of being hall of famers. Yeah on both teams but I just think that upside for that 2020 a little different.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah that K&AE backcourt matchup would be terrifying even though that is the guy Kyrie that is John Wall in his prom fastest shit that's a tough night for both of them.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah for sure. I mean it's gonna be tough both like Kyrie a boy yeah I was

[DJ Wells]

gonna say anybody want to see him I so long. Yeah let us know in the comments how y' all feel man 2020 verse 2010 first overall picks let us know before we out here be here and tell the people they can grab some merch.

[Bishop B]

Brody Man Shop Club52.com Baby appreciate y' all welcome.

[Young Nacho]

Load up. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Tap in man. Shout out to boost mobile family. You know the vibes. Also shout out to Hard Rock. Bet we mixing it up man. College and NBA. We gonna get y' all paid one way or another. Last certain not least man, shout out to the good people over at StockX. We appreciate y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[DJ Wells]

We'll catch y' all next time.

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