Club 520 Podcast — Jeff Teague on Crazy Adrian Peterson Recruiting Story, Kris Jenner vs. Oprah

Episode Date: December 11, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn
Description: Former NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and his crew (DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn) dive into wild stories from sports and culture, combining sharp wit, nostalgia, and strong opinions on the week’s big topics. This episode features everything from a legendary college football recruiting saga, a hilarious old-school vs. new-school celebrity debate, and plenty of their trademark playful banter.

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This episode masterfully blends hilarious personal anecdotes (including Jeff Teague’s viral “Adrian Peterson recruiting” story), debates on sports and culture, and deep dives into the challenges and quirks of modern adulthood. The crew covers everything from childhood myths (like Santa Claus) to tense text message decoding and a side-splitting debate: Who you picking, Kris Jenner or Oprah?

Key Discussion Points & Insights

Life Updates, Holiday Spirit & Childhood Nostalgia

Timestamps: 04:24 – 13:15

• The guys joke about holiday season struggles—car problems, paying rent, and nostalgia for simpler times.
• They reminisce about their teenage years and discuss how growing up without social media shaped them.
• DJ Wells admits, “I probably would embrace teen pregnancy if I had Instagram in high school, ‘cause the access is too crazy, bro.” (11:26)
• They compare parenting now vs. back then, laughing about writing letters (“My parents…writing letters and getting them 7 days later,” Bishop, 12:47).

Social Media: Then vs. Now

Timestamps: 10:29 – 13:16

• The hosts feel grateful for existing in the “best of both worlds”—having fun before camera phones, and now enjoying technology.
• Bishop B notes, “We got to be in the club before camera phones. Those were the greatest times.” (13:16)

Santa Claus, Family Stories & Honest Parenting

Timestamps: 18:23 – 22:11

• Hilarious, candid confessions about finding out Santa Claus isn’t real.
• Mike: “I found out Santa wasn’t real—my dad was bringing my stuff down…” (18:53)
• DJ asks: “When did y’all find out Santa wasn’t real, or when did you tell your kids?” (18:36)
• Barbie shares, “My mama did that. I ain’t think no white man in no fat suit did that.” (20:23)

Culture Clash: Text Messages Decoded

Timestamps: 26:31 – 32:05

• The group ranks the worst text messages you can get from a woman (e.g., “Have fun,” “It’s all good,” “No worries,” “Do you,” “Do what you want”, “We need to talk”).
• Barbie: “‘Have fun’—yeah, go be with your whore friends.” (27:02)
• Mike: “If a text message got more than two lines, just send a voice note.” (29:11)
• The scariest? “I got something to tell you.” Bishop: “That shuts my whole universe down.” (30:21)
• And an all-time classic: “We need to talk”—unanimously dreaded.

Dark Humor: Conan O’Brien’s Parental Loss Bit

Timestamps: 33:06 – 35:18

• The hosts break down Conan’s dark joke about blaming Jason Bateman for his dad’s death.
• DJ Wells: “So white people different, bro.” (35:13)
• Everyone laughs but acknowledges how challenging that kind of humor can be.

Viral Video & Wild DoorDash Shenanigans

Timestamps: 36:47 – 39:43

• The crew reacts to a viral clip of a DoorDash driver pepper-spraying someone’s food.
• Mike: “She delivered the meal…and then she pepper sprayed it?!” (36:52)
• Barbie: “Can’t trust nobody with no neck.” (36:53)
• They share DoorDash and delivery food horror stories, and why you should always check seals and drinks.

The Adrian Peterson Recruiting Legend

Timestamps: 39:48 – 42:02

• Legendary college football story: A coach almost moved mountains to secure Adrian Peterson’s commitment.
• Guest Coach recounts, “Adrian said, ‘Coach, if you can convince my dad to come to USC, I want to come’... I tried to get Adrian’s daddy transferred from Texarkana to Los Angeles jail, man.” (40:17)
• Mike: “That’s how you know he was cold—going through all that, bro.” (41:06)
• Reflecting on just how far teams will go to land a star.

Top Running Backs Debate – All-Time Greats

Timestamps: 42:02 – 48:29

• Spirited debate: Where does Adrian Peterson rank among the all-time NFL running backs?
• Mike: “He might be, like, the fourth greatest running back ever.” (42:02)
• DJ: “Barry Sanders, he probably number one on everybody board.” (42:08)
• They clarify the ranking splits between college and NFL careers, with respect for legends like Emmitt Smith, Ricky Williams, Reggie Bush, and Herschel Walker.

The Kris Jenner vs. Oprah Debate

Timestamps: 48:31 – 54:10

• Outlandish, hilarious discussion: If you had to choose between Kris Jenner and Oprah, who you rolling with?
• Mike: “You goin’ Oprah? That’s a disgusting person. You takin’ Oprah with Kris?” (49:21)
• Bishop B: “Oprah all day…for the dog.” (49:27)
• The debate expands (with visuals) into comparing “who’s aging best,” weaving in wild asides about celebrity scandals and first-team “All-Kane” (referring to notorious wild celebrities).

Power Ranking: The 70+ Club (Who’s the Baddest?)

Timestamps: 54:10 – 57:16

• Hosts draft their picks for the best-looking/most crushworthy celebs over 70.
• Mike: “I’m going Felicia Rashad. She always look good.” (56:00)
• DJ: “The 70U power ranking is brought to you by Club 520 Pressure. ESPN.” (57:01)
• They riff through lists, debating legends from Patti LaBelle to Diana Ross to Dolly Parton.
• Barbie: “Y’all are sick. Y’all have dark humor.” (29:31)

NBA, Underappreciated Players, and the Love of the Game

Timestamps: 62:00 – episode end

• The crew praises a viral account/poster for calling Jeff Teague the “underappreciated but always efficient” player archetype, embracing “player comparison” meme culture.
• Mike: “He said Jeff Teague of the league—underappreciated but always efficient. Shout out to my guy, real player.” (62:38)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Instagram and Growing Up:
  “I probably would embrace teen pregnancy if I had Instagram in high school, 'cause the access is too crazy, bro.” — DJ Wells (11:26)

• On Santa Not Being Real:
  “I found out Santa wasn’t real. My dad was bringing my stuff down…and he was just like, you know, putting the...bringing a bike down. I’m like, what you doing up, man?” — Mike (18:53)

  “My mama did that. I ain’t think no white man in no fat suit did that.” — Barbie (20:23)

• Text Message Anxiety:
  “That shuts my whole universe down…‘I got something to tell you.’” — Bishop B (30:21)

  “We need to talk…don’t text me that!” — DJ Wells (30:33)

• On Recuiting Adrian Peterson:
  “I wanted to speak to the mayor, speak to every influential person…I tried to get Adrian’s daddy transferred from Texarkana to Los Angeles jail, man.” — Coach (40:17)

• DoorDash Horror:
  “She delivered the meal…and then she pepper sprayed it?!” — Mike (36:52)

  “Can’t trust nobody with no neck.” — Barbie (36:53)

• Kris Jenner vs. Oprah:
  “You goin’ Oprah? That’s a disgusting person. You takin’ Oprah with Kris?” — Mike (49:21)
  “Oprah all day for the dog.” — Bishop B (49:27)

• On 70+ Celebrity Power Rankings:
  “I’m going Felicia Rashad. She always look good.” — Mike (56:00)
  “The 70U Power Ranking is brought to you by Club 520 Pressure. ESPN.” — DJ Wells (57:01)

• On Being Underappreciated:
  “He said Jeff Teague of the league—underappreciated but always efficient. Shout out to my guy, the real player.” — Mike (62:38)

Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:24 Life updates, holiday challenges & nostalgia
• 10:29 MySpace, Instagram & growing up before/after technology
• 18:23 Santa Claus, childhood stories
• 26:31 Decoding “worst” text messages (Barbie, Bishop B, Mike)
• 33:06 Conan O’Brien’s dark humor (parent loss)
• 36:47 Viral DoorDash pepper spray story
• 39:48 The Adrian Peterson recruiting saga
• 42:02 Top NFL/college running back debate
• 48:31 Kris Jenner vs. Oprah throwdown
• 54:10 The “Baddest 70+ Celebrity” draft
• 62:00 Player comparisons, NBA meme culture, and giving Jeff Teague his flowers

Final Notes

• Tone: Highly conversational, irreverent, and full of laughs and inside jokes. The crew balances edge with sincerity, often using humor to talk deeper life topics—parenting, loss, legacy, and identity.
• Best For: Fans of candid athlete stories, sports debates, pop culture hot takes, and unfiltered group chat energy.
• Don’t Miss: The Adrian Peterson recruiting saga (39:48) and the passionate, unexpectedly deep Kris Jenner vs. Oprah debate (48:31).