Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY Adrian Peterson recruiting story, Kris Jenner vs. Oprah

Summary

Club 520 Podcast — Jeff Teague on Crazy Adrian Peterson Recruiting Story, Kris Jenner vs. Oprah

Episode Date: December 11, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague, DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn
Description: Former NBA All-Star Jeff Teague and his crew (DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn) dive into wild stories from sports and culture, combining sharp wit, nostalgia, and strong opinions on the week’s big topics. This episode features everything from a legendary college football recruiting saga, a hilarious old-school vs. new-school celebrity debate, and plenty of their trademark playful banter.

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Main Theme

This episode masterfully blends hilarious personal anecdotes (including Jeff Teague’s viral “Adrian Peterson recruiting” story), debates on sports and culture, and deep dives into the challenges and quirks of modern adulthood. The crew covers everything from childhood myths (like Santa Claus) to tense text message decoding and a side-splitting debate: Who you picking, Kris Jenner or Oprah?

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Life Updates, Holiday Spirit & Childhood Nostalgia

Timestamps: 04:24 – 13:15

• The guys joke about holiday season struggles—car problems, paying rent, and nostalgia for simpler times.
• They reminisce about their teenage years and discuss how growing up without social media shaped them.
• DJ Wells admits, “I probably would embrace teen pregnancy if I had Instagram in high school, ‘cause the access is too crazy, bro.” (11:26)
• They compare parenting now vs. back then, laughing about writing letters (“My parents…writing letters and getting them 7 days later,” Bishop, 12:47).

Social Media: Then vs. Now

Timestamps: 10:29 – 13:16

• The hosts feel grateful for existing in the “best of both worlds”—having fun before camera phones, and now enjoying technology.
• Bishop B notes, “We got to be in the club before camera phones. Those were the greatest times.” (13:16)

Santa Claus, Family Stories & Honest Parenting

Timestamps: 18:23 – 22:11

• Hilarious, candid confessions about finding out Santa Claus isn’t real.
• Mike: “I found out Santa wasn’t real—my dad was bringing my stuff down…” (18:53)
• DJ asks: “When did y’all find out Santa wasn’t real, or when did you tell your kids?” (18:36)
• Barbie shares, “My mama did that. I ain’t think no white man in no fat suit did that.” (20:23)

Culture Clash: Text Messages Decoded

Timestamps: 26:31 – 32:05

• The group ranks the worst text messages you can get from a woman (e.g., “Have fun,” “It’s all good,” “No worries,” “Do you,” “Do what you want”, “We need to talk”).
• Barbie: “‘Have fun’—yeah, go be with your whore friends.” (27:02)
• Mike: “If a text message got more than two lines, just send a voice note.” (29:11)
• The scariest? “I got something to tell you.” Bishop: “That shuts my whole universe down.” (30:21)
• And an all-time classic: “We need to talk”—unanimously dreaded.

Dark Humor: Conan O’Brien’s Parental Loss Bit

Timestamps: 33:06 – 35:18

• The hosts break down Conan’s dark joke about blaming Jason Bateman for his dad’s death.
• DJ Wells: “So white people different, bro.” (35:13)
• Everyone laughs but acknowledges how challenging that kind of humor can be.

Viral Video & Wild DoorDash Shenanigans

Timestamps: 36:47 – 39:43

• The crew reacts to a viral clip of a DoorDash driver pepper-spraying someone’s food.
• Mike: “She delivered the meal…and then she pepper sprayed it?!” (36:52)
• Barbie: “Can’t trust nobody with no neck.” (36:53)
• They share DoorDash and delivery food horror stories, and why you should always check seals and drinks.

The Adrian Peterson Recruiting Legend

Timestamps: 39:48 – 42:02

• Legendary college football story: A coach almost moved mountains to secure Adrian Peterson’s commitment.
• Guest Coach recounts, “Adrian said, ‘Coach, if you can convince my dad to come to USC, I want to come’... I tried to get Adrian’s daddy transferred from Texarkana to Los Angeles jail, man.” (40:17)
• Mike: “That’s how you know he was cold—going through all that, bro.” (41:06)
• Reflecting on just how far teams will go to land a star.

Top Running Backs Debate – All-Time Greats

Timestamps: 42:02 – 48:29

• Spirited debate: Where does Adrian Peterson rank among the all-time NFL running backs?
• Mike: “He might be, like, the fourth greatest running back ever.” (42:02)
• DJ: “Barry Sanders, he probably number one on everybody board.” (42:08)
• They clarify the ranking splits between college and NFL careers, with respect for legends like Emmitt Smith, Ricky Williams, Reggie Bush, and Herschel Walker.

The Kris Jenner vs. Oprah Debate

Timestamps: 48:31 – 54:10

• Outlandish, hilarious discussion: If you had to choose between Kris Jenner and Oprah, who you rolling with?
• Mike: “You goin’ Oprah? That’s a disgusting person. You takin’ Oprah with Kris?” (49:21)
• Bishop B: “Oprah all day…for the dog.” (49:27)
• The debate expands (with visuals) into comparing “who’s aging best,” weaving in wild asides about celebrity scandals and first-team “All-Kane” (referring to notorious wild celebrities).

Power Ranking: The 70+ Club (Who’s the Baddest?)

Timestamps: 54:10 – 57:16

• Hosts draft their picks for the best-looking/most crushworthy celebs over 70.
• Mike: “I’m going Felicia Rashad. She always look good.” (56:00)
• DJ: “The 70U power ranking is brought to you by Club 520 Pressure. ESPN.” (57:01)
• They riff through lists, debating legends from Patti LaBelle to Diana Ross to Dolly Parton.
• Barbie: “Y’all are sick. Y’all have dark humor.” (29:31)

NBA, Underappreciated Players, and the Love of the Game

Timestamps: 62:00 – episode end

• The crew praises a viral account/poster for calling Jeff Teague the “underappreciated but always efficient” player archetype, embracing “player comparison” meme culture.
• Mike: “He said Jeff Teague of the league—underappreciated but always efficient. Shout out to my guy, real player.” (62:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Instagram and Growing Up:
  “I probably would embrace teen pregnancy if I had Instagram in high school, 'cause the access is too crazy, bro.” — DJ Wells (11:26)

• On Santa Not Being Real:
  “I found out Santa wasn’t real. My dad was bringing my stuff down…and he was just like, you know, putting the...bringing a bike down. I’m like, what you doing up, man?” — Mike (18:53)

  “My mama did that. I ain’t think no white man in no fat suit did that.” — Barbie (20:23)

• Text Message Anxiety:
  “That shuts my whole universe down…‘I got something to tell you.’” — Bishop B (30:21)

  “We need to talk…don’t text me that!” — DJ Wells (30:33)

• On Recuiting Adrian Peterson:
  “I wanted to speak to the mayor, speak to every influential person…I tried to get Adrian’s daddy transferred from Texarkana to Los Angeles jail, man.” — Coach (40:17)

• DoorDash Horror:
  “She delivered the meal…and then she pepper sprayed it?!” — Mike (36:52)

  “Can’t trust nobody with no neck.” — Barbie (36:53)

• Kris Jenner vs. Oprah:
  “You goin’ Oprah? That’s a disgusting person. You takin’ Oprah with Kris?” — Mike (49:21)
  “Oprah all day for the dog.” — Bishop B (49:27)

• On 70+ Celebrity Power Rankings:
  “I’m going Felicia Rashad. She always look good.” — Mike (56:00)
  “The 70U Power Ranking is brought to you by Club 520 Pressure. ESPN.” — DJ Wells (57:01)

• On Being Underappreciated:
  “He said Jeff Teague of the league—underappreciated but always efficient. Shout out to my guy, the real player.” — Mike (62:38)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 04:24 Life updates, holiday challenges & nostalgia
• 10:29 MySpace, Instagram & growing up before/after technology
• 18:23 Santa Claus, childhood stories
• 26:31 Decoding “worst” text messages (Barbie, Bishop B, Mike)
• 33:06 Conan O’Brien’s dark humor (parent loss)
• 36:47 Viral DoorDash pepper spray story
• 39:48 The Adrian Peterson recruiting saga
• 42:02 Top NFL/college running back debate
• 48:31 Kris Jenner vs. Oprah throwdown
• 54:10 The “Baddest 70+ Celebrity” draft
• 62:00 Player comparisons, NBA meme culture, and giving Jeff Teague his flowers

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Final Notes

• Tone: Highly conversational, irreverent, and full of laughs and inside jokes. The crew balances edge with sincerity, often using humor to talk deeper life topics—parenting, loss, legacy, and identity.
• Best For: Fans of candid athlete stories, sports debates, pop culture hot takes, and unfiltered group chat energy.
• Don’t Miss: The Adrian Peterson recruiting saga (39:48) and the passionate, unexpectedly deep Kris Jenner vs. Oprah debate (48:31).

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Transcript

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[Bishop B]

The volume.

[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

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[Mike]

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[Bishop B]

Oh, Boost Mobile. Is Boost Mobile for real?

[Mike]

Yeah, it's mobile.

[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up. Boost Mobile pulling up, setting up my service on my new iPhone 17 at the crib.

[Mike]

You ain't gotta leave, man.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, off the couch with it.

[Mike]

Listen, doorstep sir.

[DJ Wells]

C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts, your pictures and messages. All that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever, iPhone 17, boost mobile got. You ain't gotta leave the crib. They gonna break your phone, transfer, refer you, man. What's the excuse not to get a bn?

[Bishop B]

Ain't no excuses. Especially they pulling up to your door with. I never know other providers ever did that.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man.

[Mike]

Doorstep service.

[Bishop B]

Wow, that's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the vibes. Get you that new iPhone 17. They'll pull up to your Crip and head of the rest. Shout out to Hard Rock, BET, official sponsor of Club 5:20 and 5:20 in the morning be hitting. What's up? The Lades, man. They trying to get these Christmas presents.

[Bishop B]

We got one more man for the week, so hopefully one of them cash out. We got a lot of more days, though, before we got. What day is this? I done forgot.

[Mike]

What?

[Bishop B]

We on 20. I mean, the 5th of December.

[DJ Wells]

The 5th. No, we 10th.

[Bishop B]

Oh, I'm way back.

[DJ Wells]

If you ain't pay your rent, I hope no time it is.

[Bishop B]

Y got about 15 more days to get y' all together.

[Mike]

I can feel it in me.

[DJ Wells]

It's a wrong time. Boy, ain't nothing worse than having something go crazy in your life during the holiday season. That ever happened to y'? All, like car trouble or house issue right before Christmas.

[Mike]

I'm speaking of it now.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, let me rock.

[Mike]

I see what I'm rocking got to do R4.

[Bishop B]

I swear to God, I never knew who car that was. I thought Pete was drop you off every day at work, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I was like, damn.

[Mike]

The Uber driver got comfortable, took a spot like, I was like, damn. I never had a car that was so friendly. Gas friendly.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So I drop it every time. Like I got, you know, I mean, I could drive my other car, but it's just like, nah.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

I was wondering why you was just.

[Mike]

In there in a tank, bro.

[Bishop B]

That's a real.

Yes.

[Mike]

Yeah. Getting like, regular gas.

I think I might buy the car. I think it's probably only 15,000 I'm thinking about. I should say only, but, like, respect, it's probably. I ain't never had unlit the gas in a long time.

[Bishop B]

87.

[Mike]

Yeah. I ain't put 87 in that first place in a long time.

Since 09.

[Bishop B]

It's a real blessing, brother.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. 87. Since 09.

[DJ Wells]

The rest of us, we only hit.

[Bishop B]

87 until I die. That's the year I was born.

[Mike]

87 is 09.

[DJ Wells]

That's life I've been living. Ain't no great.

[Mike]

I see. That was like two. Two something.

[Bishop B]

I'm like, you should keep it, though, if you got room. Well, I know you do. Seven car garage, but.

[Mike]

DJ literally talk about building a garage.

He said, seven car garage.

Rooms you live.

[Bishop B]

You live a little ways from here. So for you to save on some chicken.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Not that you need to, but yeah, I do.

[Mike]

I like that. 87 in the tank.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Hello on that 40. I said, I miss my mural, but.

[Mike]

I was like, this is love. It stopped clicking so fast. I was over there like, oh, yeah. I'm like, Damn. 38 now. What the.

[DJ Wells]

Now, listen, I ain't gonna call it out, but that was a flex on the Lawrence of Keys. Because I don't care how I'm living life. When I pull up to the gas station, oh, I got 20.

[Bishop B]

That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

All I got to do, bro. When I get to the gas station.

[Mike]

You must fill up every time you get to exactly.

Like, come on.

Yeah, like, come on every other day.

[DJ Wells]

I'm frequently my name, bro.

[Bishop B]

Dj, you know, you gotta go get.

[DJ Wells]

His swishers and listen, I'll tell you right now, I ain't never going to get those wishes. God bless those who still do, but love yourself a little bit better, man.

[Mike]

I'll be able to get my blacks and white teeth Your plays freaky to.

[DJ Wells]

Play a lost heart, as they say.

[Mike]

Y' all fry me, I'll be all spamming.

[DJ Wells]

Tj. Well, same game with me. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Hitting out the pearlies. How you? What? Nasty.

[Bishop B]

Cool and nasty. Another great Adidas day. God bless the team.

[DJ Wells]

Come on. We locked in.

[Bishop B]

Very grateful.

[DJ Wells]

I heard you got some plans this New Year's Eve, huh?

[Bishop B]

Yeah, man. We got a party. Shout out to my family, Mike G. Kara, we were trying to bring something to the city. Not saying it's new, but just something a little. You know what I mean? A little classy. Try to put on the suit if you can. We want you to dress up a little bit. Just come out and have a good time with your people. Good clean fun.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, the vibes is hot, man. If you ever been to a sunset Sunday or a Hendrix Experience, man, you know the vibes, man. Going down New Year's Eve, my boy B hen. Yeah, the family is one of them, man.

[Bishop B]

Mike G. Shit a little bit more chill, elegant. Y' all know my shit is Tremors Backyard Boogie Barbecue. So we just blending it together with everybody.

[Mike]

It should be the perfect event.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a good time.

[Mike]

I'm just excited. Cause my homeboy pulling up. Mm. Can't tell his name.

[DJ Wells]

But we got special. We got some appearances on the way. You know what I'm saying? Let's party.

[Mike]

But you know, respect, respect.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to my boy before we move on, B. Swift Pimp C. Nava, for always being by my side with everything I do. I love y' all niggas to death, man.

[Mike]

They 5, 20 family.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man.

[Bishop B]

They gonna turn it up every time.

[DJ Wells]

Swift Pimp C. That's the gang, for sure.

[Mike]

Yeah, for sure.

[DJ Wells]

Still to my right, my dog, Pimp.

[Mike]

C. I still need my cups, though.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

Cups. I need them.

[Bishop B]

We might as well flood the stool with them.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, for sure.

[DJ Wells]

The new me. To my right, my dog, Young Nacho. Young T. How you what?

[Mike]

Living the Adidas life. Three Stripe life.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, gang, Luxury over here.

[Mike]

Shout out to my boy, Mike. Yeah, Three Stripe. Yeah, he sent me some. That was offensive.

[DJ Wells]

Tell us more.

[Bishop B]

Please don't.

[Mike]

I forgot I did that.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all out of poc. You know what's crazy? Those are classics.

[Mike]

Those my everyday I look.

[Bishop B]

They are sneaker allergy. Them is going to be one of the ones I send you, cuz. I just sledded mine out. I need another pair.

[Mike]

But you in the st, bro. These are my Go to.

[DJ Wells]

Those are classics, man. Listen, man, I got blessed this week. Shout out to the family over there. Stockx, man.

[Guest/Producer]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

I'm saying, of course, you know me. You know I'm tapped in.

[Bishop B]

Of course.

[DJ Wells]

I'm super tapped in. You know what I'm saying? Shout out to a family member of StockX, man. I've been one of these joints, man. You have to bapes so far. I miss a drop. They took care of me, man. It's real, real limited.

[Bishop B]

And shout out to Don Toliver. We gotta put Teague on. He ain't too.

[DJ Wells]

He ain't too tapped in. One to ones. My boy going crazy with the collabs this year. I needed these joints. I know. I love bape, man. Shout out to the family, StockX. I appreciate y'.

[Guest/Producer]

All.

[DJ Wells]

Listen, if y' all want to tap in with StockX2 got to the 17th of December to get that express shipping for the holiday season, man. Don't make them Christmas gets go to New Year's, man. Tap in with Stock X for sure. You know, I was thinking about, man, this brought me back to the old purple bait Wayne days, dog. The MySpace backgrounds used to be really immaculate back in the days. And that was one of the goats, for sure.

[Mike]

We were just talking about MySpace.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I wish Instagram was MySpace, but I appreciate Instagram for what it is.

[Mike]

Do you think you'd have been a different person in high school if you had Instagram?

[Bishop B]

A different person? Probably not, but more.

A little bit more. I would tapped into my wild side. I grew up a little different than y'. All, like everybody, all the girls, and was like, grown already when we got to high school, so it was different. So I feel like with Instagram, I'd have had more people that was around my. My lifestyle that I was trying to be a part of. Yeah, that's why I was like Pike Township. I used to go over there for the summer, bro, because it was just. It was different.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that fan going crazy right now.

[Mike]

She don't hear that.

[Bishop B]

I can too. Hopefully they don't hear it in the morning.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the production team. It's working, boy.

[Bishop B]

But I just thought if we had Instagram and I was traveling too, as a youngster, so I've probably been moving around a lot more.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I probably would embrace teen pregnancy if I had Instagram high school, because.

[Bishop B]

I wasn't going there. I was talking about still being a kid.

[Mike]

I think he said he would have embraced it.

[DJ Wells]

Would embrace. Because the access is too crazy, bro. Especially when you're young and dumb and you got that access to people that you ain't never seen around a whole bunch of different places, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Some more wild shit probably would have took place for sure.

[Bishop B]

You might even been noticing earlier, too.

[Mike]

Yeah, I've probably been more. As far as basketball, probably got more highlights and stuff like that. But as far as, like, social life, I don't think it would have changed for me because I was like a stay around my city type of guy. Like, stay around my area. Like, I wouldn't have ventured off to the east side because it was the gas. It would have killed me.

[Bishop B]

I mean, true. But even I can say they agree with you because when I start with you, it's really. Instagram. Really wasn't. Yo, you had it, but you wouldn't really own that like that. So.

[Mike]

Nah.

[DJ Wells]

Even when we started this five.

[Mike]

Yeah. I didn't even have ig.

[DJ Wells]

We had to fight for that.

[Bishop B]

I held a G Buck, man.

[Mike]

Shout out to G Buck getting IG back.

[Bishop B]

Whoever you call my boy, back cracking.

[DJ Wells]

That was a hell of a call.

[Mike]

G Buck special, man.

[Bishop B]

These. These kids are. Are spoiled. It's a gift and a curse, though, for social media, bro.

[Mike]

They.

[DJ Wells]

They have everything, bro. Yeah, but our parents said the same about us, which is crazy.

[Bishop B]

I mean, yeah, they didn't have.

[DJ Wells]

They didn't have nothing.

[Mike]

So many cell phones. My parents did.

[DJ Wells]

They didn't have Internet.

[Bishop B]

You. My parents, y', all grandparents was writing letters and getting them seven days later.

[Mike]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, it was tough.

[Mike]

Think about that. Writing a letter to your girl and she don't get it for five days.

[Bishop B]

For real, bro.

[Mike]

I still think about that episode with Jamie Foxx and Fancy. She left a letter on the.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah, my.

[Mike]

Went with Casey and.

[Bishop B]

That was a wild ass episode, man. I'm grateful for our era, though. Cause we got the mix of both. I mean, the best of both worlds, though.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro. We got to experience what life was like before technology and after. We got to be in the club before camera phones.

[Mike]

Yeah. Oh, that was the greatest times.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. All right, this segment is brought to you by Chime. Man. Money moves with Chime. We're gonna highlight one player, but get to it. This year, we're gonna shout out to the Phoenix Suns. Who you picking?

[Mike]

Dillon Brooks, man. He's having a phenomenal year. Last year he averaged 14 points. This year he's coming in averaging 22. Having a phenomenal year, man. Most improved player candidate.

[DJ Wells]

Definitely beheading. You always talk about the vibe Dylan Brooks brings To a team, man. It's definitely missing in Memphis, but right now, Phoenix is definitely reaping the benefits of having him on the squad.

[Bishop B]

Nah, especially while Jalen been down. He been holding the four down. Giving him another scoring punch that we didn't think he would, you know what I mean? Bring to the team this year.

[Mike]

So shout out to, you know, him stepping in for Jalen Greens, picking up the points and bringing his energy defensively. I mean, Houston Rockets, he played well last year, but this time he's having an opportunity to show his offensive back and he's been killing for sure.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, ownership loves him. He's bringing energy to the team, man. I think he's going to be there for good. Shout out to Angela Brooks for making money moves.

[Mike]

Barbie, you got to do that.

[DJ Wells]

Camera phone skill, the club, man.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I know. She didn't miss too much.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Barbara, come on, let's get to work, man.

[Bishop B]

Aren't you ready?

[Mike]

Come join us, please, Barbie.

[DJ Wells]

Okay, what we got today?

[Barbie]

What's good? I don't want to be in this cold ass city, so I had to give us a little tropical drink today.

[Mike]

Okay.

[Barbie]

Passion fruit, pineapple.

[Mike]

I like the ice cube.

[DJ Wells]

Thank you.

[Barbie]

Thank you.

[DJ Wells]

Passion fruit and pineapple. I ain't mad at it.

[Bishop B]

It's good. I'm rolling.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't mad. All right. Since you done got your own show, you've been cooking. I respect that.

[Bishop B]

You know, I think she's just starting to take life a little bit more serious.

[Barbie]

That's kick depression's ass. I'm back, baby.

[Mike]

We must be paying you more.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, because them depressing drinks was. It took me into a dark place.

[Barbie]

I'll make y' all a wood chip drink again.

[Mike]

So what was you going through today? You decided to pour us a cup of tequila. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

We never gonna let her live down. I don't give a how good.

[Mike]

I ain't got no juice.

[Barbie]

I don't remember what I was going through.

[DJ Wells]

Hell, I almost forgot two.

[Mike]

She just walked out. I don't know what y' all drinking.

[DJ Wells]

Bye.

[Barbie]

Y' all were complaining. Y' all was like, really just want to drink straight up liquor. So I gave y' all straight liquor and y' all still complain. I'm like, I can't win.

[Bishop B]

That was a depressed day. That was depressed day 30.

[Mike]

And then. Then even talk to her said, bye. No, for real. I was going through some things.

[Bishop B]

No, this is good, though.

[Guest/Producer]

Thank you.

[DJ Wells]

Thank you.

[Mike]

You are fried.

[DJ Wells]

How's it been going on having your own show? It's 5:20 somewhere. Tap in on the Patreon man. Barbie on there. 5:20.

[Mike]

Tina.

[Barbie]

It's so lit it still feel unreal. Even this still feels unreal. So like it's 5:20 somewhere. It's crazy, but I'm having a good time.

[Bishop B]

Anybody that you want to pull from the city to come on the couch to do that?

[Barbie]

You could think of anybody from the city? It's a lot of people from the city that I want to come on the couch. I actually want to talk to Mike because I want to have like a slumber party for my birthday. Not a slumber party, but like a pajama night and bring a few girls in here and pot.

[Mike]

Okay, sounds very interesting.

[Bishop B]

I'm sure Mal can do that.

[DJ Wells]

1000% Barbie's bday live stream.

[Bishop B]

I'm sure Mel could do that.

You want to put it all together, Mike? It's okay. I can do it. So she. Is she running through you, huh? No, no. He tried to back out.

[Mike]

We. We actually talked earlier.

[Bishop B]

Malk is doing a phenomenal job on this.

[Mike]

We gotta get on him too. Anyway, I hope he. He ain't recording on the day.

[Bishop B]

Probably working him to death. He keep putting all this on him. Mike back up from his duties, man.

[Mike]

Oh, downstairs sleep.

[Bishop B]

Another job. Damn.

[Mike]

Find out you get a new job, no dates, nothing. Everybody comes over mo say hey man, back court connect. Hey man, we got some cookie boogie.

[Bishop B]

That one on one the about.

Do.

[Mike]

Two times a week.

[Guest/Producer]

Damn.

[Mike]

That can't play the game no more. I call him like he's trying to play 2k. I gotta edit something real quick like.

[DJ Wells]

God damn, what you about to edit.

[Bishop B]

Goddamn Uncle Mike.

[Mike]

They pop up at the game. You still want me to do.

[Guest/Producer]

I forgot.

[Mike]

I should take a break. Oh, he got L in the game. Hey, get Mal a great Christmas gift.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all work the day.

[Bishop B]

I want y' all know that is all his decision. He hire people just for Malcolm to stop working.

[Mike]

He won't do it.

Stephen a mouth that on every show.

Sleep on the morning show facts. He wake up and do this.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, he pulled the picture. Man of the man talking about Christmas. Not this one. We're going to get to that one next. That's funny as hell too, but.

I'm.

[Mike]

Actually excited for Christmas this year, man. I don't know why, but.

[DJ Wells]

Hey man, this dude is hugging his kid. He said I'm broke as right now. I had to tell the kids in.

[Mike]

The passed away.

What the hella boy face.

[DJ Wells]

I want to ask y' all at one point did Y' all find out Santa wasn't real, or when did y' all tell your kids Santa was. Wasn't real? Excuse me.

[Bishop B]

I was five.

I never told my kids that.

Get it figured out on your own. I don't really. I don't want to have to break the news to you.

[Mike]

I found out Santa wasn't real. My dad was bringing my stuff down.

I'm up. Like, I was always a bad kid. Marcus was the worst.

[DJ Wells]

I was bad.

[Mike]

I was the worst. Were you? You was.

My sister was bad. She used to run and sneak out the house. We ain't do that, all right, bro, she was a Christmas story's pretty dark, actually. She's really crazy. I love her to death, though.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to baked beans, man.

[Mike]

That's one thing. She can't cook. But, nah. My dad was bringing the gifts down, and I was still up, and he was just like, you know, putting the. Bringing a bike down. I'm like.

What you doing up, man? Going on, man. Santa gonna be mad at.

Set apart. Use him, because that's my gift.

[Bishop B]

Santa gonna be mad at you. Crazy. Mine was the opposite. I told my mom, tell Santa I said thank you when you see him. That.

Almost call my mom out her name. Got this thinking, fat white here kiss. I'm on this goddamn road driving every day. So shout out to Paul's. Man, he blew it.

[DJ Wells]

Enough is enough. For sure.

[Bishop B]

I don't want to tell. I got girls, too, bro.

[Mike]

I don't.

[Bishop B]

It ain't that deep, bro.

[Barbie]

Barbie, you know, I had a dark childhood. My mama did that. I ain't think no white man in no fat suit did that.

[Bishop B]

Out the gate, embrace the vibe of Christmas.

[Mike]

But my mom would mess it up because she would always say, what you want for Christmas? And I want them Jordans or whatever. And she'd be like, boy, them Jordans gonna. Oh, my God, they gonna be the death of us. Like, you know what I mean? Then she was like, get the Jordan. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like I said, yeah, you like, yo, I want the Jordans. Like, how Santa Claus.

[Bishop B]

My four or five kids do the cookies, all that, bro. For real, yo. Yeah, Santa gotta come eat all that. I go down there and bite it. You know what I mean?

[Mike]

I remember I told Ryan, ain't none of that real. Hit about six.

[Bishop B]

I ain't never hit Bob with that.

[Mike]

I did. I was like, man, you. He was. We went to. They came to Minnesota. He was still a kid. I him up.

[Bishop B]

You just really just had to tell him that though?

[Mike]

Nah. Cause you know, I'm.

[Bishop B]

I ain't.

[DJ Wells]

They.

[Mike]

I ain't got kids. So to me, everything a joke. Life is a game. It's funny. I'm like, man, I don't give a about that. What you overcruit, man. You believe in Santa Claus?

[Bishop B]

Probably got sent on his PJs, man.

[Mike]

He probably had all time. He came back thugging. He took your life. Cal, this kid down.

What's up? See, he went from.

Who you talking about? Elva, Transition.

[DJ Wells]

Bree hit me with a. He said, hey man, are you sure saying real? I said, why you asked me that? He said, cuz, that wrapping paper in there. The same with the gift I got.

[Mike]

He's smart as.

[Bishop B]

No, for sure.

[Mike]

For real. For real.

[DJ Wells]

That is hilarious, man.

[Bishop B]

Nah, man, let your kids believe in Santa, man. It's cool, bro.

[DJ Wells]

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[Mike]

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[DJ Wells]

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[Bishop B]

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[DJ Wells]

Hey, the next picture here, this is strictly for Barbie. He said these are 10 of the worst text messages you can get from a woman. I will start with number one. Have fun.

[Mike]

Oh, man, they hit you with that. That's. That one.

[Guest/Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[Bishop B]

It depends, though.

[DJ Wells]

No, half one is never. I want you to have one.

[Mike]

It's never.

[Bishop B]

I disagree.

[Mike]

I don't know one woman who really wants you to have fun.

[Barbie]

No, we do.

[Bishop B]

Because I feel like when you just about to leave the house and y' all been kicking it, I think have fun is cool.

[Mike]

That's. That's a.

[DJ Wells]

That's a threat.

[Mike]

Yeah. That is not.

[Barbie]

You would say more if you wasn't being smart. Like, you know, enjoy yourself. Have fun. It's like, yeah, go be with your whore friends.

[Bishop B]

Damn. See, y' all do be calling gay.

[Mike]

Anytime you kick it with your homeboy, which I want to hang with your friends for.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, like, what are y' all doing?

[Mike]

For real?

[Bishop B]

Why y' all always want to be up under each other? I grew up with. I love this. This is my guy.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Like, I can't have friends. You want to go drink? Like, I'm gonna come home and try to.

Floor for my. Yeah, she'd be excited. Was about to go down.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. I'm just going to pre game, literally.

[DJ Wells]

Groove session number two.

[Bishop B]

Well, go ahead.

[DJ Wells]

It's all good.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

That's never.

[Bishop B]

Now they're mad for that one.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, it's all good.

[Mike]

It's all good.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, they go.

[Mike]

They kind of go both sides, though, like, pause. Like, if. If we ain't with it either, we, like. It's all good.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, it's cool. It's smooth.

[DJ Wells]

It's smooth. It's one of my favorites. Yeah, it's never smooth.

[Mike]

No.

[DJ Wells]

Number three. No worries.

[Bishop B]

That means somebody else will.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, another did it.

[Mike]

There goes Mike right there. They said you asleep in a sleeping bag downstairs. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

We gotta look at your contract, man.

[Mike]

You are.

See, it's smooth. Yeah, I'm sitting.

It's all good.

[DJ Wells]

No.

[Bishop B]

No worries. It's dark.

[DJ Wells]

Number four. Excuse me with the question mark.

I'm loading up after that.

[Mike]

I got something for you.

[Barbie]

We pulling up.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you. You pull up because.

[Barbie]

Excuse me. It's like, you done disrespected me, so I'm done.

[Bishop B]

Scariest one ain't even on there.

[DJ Wells]

Number five.

[Mike]

Do you.

Oh, that don't do nothing.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's.

[Mike]

Game.

[DJ Wells]

I'll put emoji on that taste.

[Bishop B]

Turbo button out the door.

[Mike]

Yeah, a thousand percent.

[DJ Wells]

I just think it's funny how. Yeah, that's the worst section.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's when I put them.

[DJ Wells]

That's when the rico's on the way.

[Mike]

I start blocking block.

[Bishop B]

What?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness.

[DJ Wells]

That's when the case is I don't.

[Mike]

Like long text messages.

[Bishop B]

I hate that, too.

[DJ Wells]

And I don't like if a text.

[Mike]

Message got more than two. You don't like talking more than two lines.

[Bishop B]

If you're gonna send a paragraph, just send a voice note.

[DJ Wells]

Voice Note over 20 seconds is not getting listened to, I swear.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, you just skip through it, though. So I just. Hey, you know it's red.

[DJ Wells]

I'm gonna thumbs up that so fast.

[Barbie]

I love a good voice note. Cuss me out. Niggas in voice notes going the off, off. I just be like, lady. L listen to what he said, y'. All.

[Mike]

Oh, you play.

[Barbie]

That's gonna be the intro of my mixtape.

[Mike]

You stupid.

[DJ Wells]

Number seven. Do what you want. That means don't do what you want. Do what I say.

[Mike]

Bother me at all.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. You can't say nothing like this.

[Mike]

I don't do nothing for me.

[IBM Representative]

I wouldn't say that.

[DJ Wells]

Why would I be mad? You were definitely mad.

[Mike]

I don't do nothing for me either.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I got someone that's gonna do it. Go ahead and finish this.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, okay. At nine. That'll do nothing to me. And number ten. You know what?

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah. The one that scares me is I got something to tell you.

That shuts my whole universe down. Nah, that shuts me down, brother. All that other shit that. That Jesus took the wheel on all those. But that one, I gotta grab it back.

[DJ Wells]

That's how I feel about. We need to talk.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. On some real.

[DJ Wells]

Don't text me that.

[Mike]

Hey, are you free? I'm free right now. What do you want? That's me. Hey, are you free? Piss me off.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. What?

[Guest/Producer]

What?

[Mike]

Are you free?

[DJ Wells]

Am I exactly already bad? So you telling me I will wait and call you. No, we're gonna talk right now.

[Mike]

Are you free to talk later? Fuck wrong now. Why we can't talk now?

[DJ Wells]

What's wrong Now?

[Bishop B]

I remember Shanice told me she was pregnant. Boy, the devil was running through my veins, though. So I said, it's my home.

Baby. I'm in California.

[Barbie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Bishop B]

I forgot I was.

[Mike]

Yeah, we live together. This.

[Bishop B]

I saw my house, my car. I saw everything, bro. Move to Cali, bro. She called, I said, look, now we have to see this through. You out here bullshitting with these phone calls. It's Sunday in the morning. It's November. December. Swear to God, bro.

[Barbie]

That's up.

[Mike]

What Leo say? Dick smell like a rubber.

[Bishop B]

What the.

[DJ Wells]

Just bleep that part.

[Mike]

Louise, you gotta edit it.

[DJ Wells]

Just bleep it.

[Mike]

It's good. Don't even bleep it. Don't bleep it.

[Bishop B]

I was in that water.

Skinny dipping.

[Barbie]

Like, bring your ass back to Nast.

[Mike]

No, no, no.

[Bishop B]

That's baby forever. But n. That one.

[Mike]

Whoa.

[Bishop B]

She said that initial text, bro was sick, bro. I start crying, bro. I got emotional.

[Barbie]

That was your first kid.

[Mike]

Yeah. You was bad, cuz. You had to come back to that. Yeah, I would have been.

[Bishop B]

My mom, bro. Was my mom, like, made me feel so bad. Like, I took care of 10 kids d. D like, I ain't going to let you be no dead bit. Ain't none of your brother's dead, bitch. I'm like, why can't I start something from the family?

[Mike]

Why can't. Why can't I make it?

[Bishop B]

Why can't I start the generational cur.

[Mike]

It begins with me, stupid.

I know.

[Bishop B]

I got a story that for everything, but. Yeah, but that was a dark moment, bro.

[Mike]

The scariest I ever heard somebody say when somebody was pregnant was when my sister had to tell my parents that she was pregnant with Malcolm. Oh, man. Because she had been sneaking out. That. That was dark. Glad you survived, right? I think you was gonna make it, though.

[Bishop B]

Glad she made.

[Mike]

Wouldn't be the same without you.

[Bishop B]

Oh, man.

[DJ Wells]

You are insane, man. Please pull up the video of Conan o' Brien and his homeboys. I think this is damn relatable to us with this dark humor shit. So his parents have passed away, but the funny shit about it is. No, it's funny because he blamed his friend for it. I'll play the video. It's funny.

[Mike]

Actual.

[Conan O'Brien]

This is real personal.

My parents.

[Guest/Producer]

So.

[Mike]

So.

[Conan O'Brien]

Well, first, let me just say the timeline, because I have it here. I wrote it down last year because the timeline was so good.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

And so I. I hear that.

[Guest/Producer]

That your.

[Conan O'Brien]

Your dad passes away, and I text.

[Guest/Producer]

You.

[Conan O'Brien]

That day or the next day, and I said, hey, listen, I'm sorry to hear about your dad's passing. Sending love from our family to yours. And you wrote, thank you, Will. To be honest, I blame Bateman.

For.

[Mike]

The death of my.

[DJ Wells]

For the death of my father, his hellboy, Jason Bateman.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah, Right. So I wrote it's not a terrible theory and texted Me back. He killed my dad.

[Guest/Producer]

My dad.

[Mike]

Can I say in fairness, my dad.

[DJ Wells]

Would have loved this.

[Bishop B]

So white people were different, bro.

[DJ Wells]

It gets crazy.

[Mike]

So then Bateman.

[Conan O'Brien]

Bateman. I tell Bateman this. We're dying. We're doing a thing that day. So he. The next day, Bateman texts you, and he says, arnett tells me, you're onto me.

[DJ Wells]

Yes.

[Conan O'Brien]

And Conan. Conan text Bateman. He says, bateman, do yourself a favor. Turn yourself in.

Yeah. Two days after your dad passes, of course, your mom passed away.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Conan O'Brien]

Which we didn't. I did not see coming. We did not see coming.

[Guest/Producer]

So.

[Conan O'Brien]

So I text you two days after I knew you were in, boss. I said, bateman is asking for your sister's street address.

[Bishop B]

All my life. I'm not that dark. That's. That's crazy.

[Mike]

No.

[Conan O'Brien]

Fantastic. 625 Boylston Street.

[Mike]

This is the address.

[DJ Wells]

You can cut it here.

That is crazy, man.

[Mike]

Yeah, yo.

[Bishop B]

Lost both his prayers, bro. I'm shut down.

[Mike]

Yeah, I feel sad.

[Bishop B]

I'mma shut down.

[DJ Wells]

Him texting said, yeah, I think my homeboy did it. It's crazy.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that is wild as.

[Mike]

But then for the model die, that say where your sister address is two.

[Barbie]

Days later is crazy.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah. You got to have a crazy sense of humor for that, for sure. Cuz I've been mad as.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, That's. That's insane.

[Bishop B]

I definitely don't want to die two days later. Let me live a little longer, bro.

[Guest/Producer]

Let me get.

[Mike]

Let me slide on something else.

[Bishop B]

My dad said that the last. He said, well, if y'.

[Odoo Representative]

All.

[Bishop B]

If your mom go, I want. I want to go right with her. I said, lame ass.

But they old, though. So I was like, nah, I want to give me some time, bro.

[Mike]

Give me some new energy. Trying to live to 95 now.

[Barbie]

He trying to live to 95 last year. He want to live to 85.

[Mike]

I need 10 more years, God damn it.

Five kind of clothes. Cause I need 95. Man, fuck that, 85.

[Guest/Producer]

Too close.

[Mike]

Yeah, I need 95.

[Barbie]

Y' all are sick. Y' all have dark humor.

[DJ Wells]

All right, man. Shout outs to doordash. You know, we tapped in family, but, hey, man, Indiana, they been wilding. Please play this video. This doordash will be here wilding out, man, delivering food.

She delivered the meal.

And then she pepper sprayed it.

[Barbie]

Can't trust nobody with no neck.

[Guest/Producer]

Now, in this age. Go.

[Bishop B]

Could have been poison.

[Mike]

Oh, God.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never seen no like that.

[Barbie]

But what was the reason, sis?

[Mike]

People just hate people, fam.

[Barbie]

And you can Smell that on the bag though.

[Bishop B]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Door dash. Damn.

[Mike]

They had a disrespect.

[DJ Wells]

That was the first thing I said. Look, you couldn't smell that. No, that Arby's don't smell like that at all.

[Barbie]

It was Arby's.

[Bishop B]

You're not that hungry. Should have had you pause.

[Odoo Representative]

She.

[Bishop B]

She a gangster though. He said after my wife had a couple bites. You got a D, man.

[DJ Wells]

That's why he like she looking at.

[Mike]

Said lemon pepper, cuz. What.

This? Trying to see if his Arby's for real.

[Barbie]

That's an orange bag.

[Bishop B]

Steak bites.

[Mike]

He said it's pop off.

[DJ Wells]

They thought it was.

[Mike]

I'm just glad she there.

[Bishop B]

It was.

[DJ Wells]

I'm happy she's okay, but I'm always.

[Mike]

Trying to be flim like I've been.

[DJ Wells]

Like vicinity of pepper spray. That shit's strong.

[Bishop B]

How much we doordash? This should just be your mental look.

[Mike]

Ah, yeah. I just had doordash earlier.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, we love doordash.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah.

[Mike]

We tapped in so to see that, that's kind of crazy. I need to talk to y'. All.

[Bishop B]

But that's like.

That's why I love doordash. Because they give you the option to say, hand it to me.

[Guest/Producer]

Yes.

[Mike]

So you.

[Bishop B]

You see on door dash when they pulling up getting close. So you can kind of meet them.

[Mike]

At the door, but ain't no telling what they did in the car. That's why I don't drink the drinks.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no, no. If it's not a bottle, I'm nothing.

[Mike]

I'm nothing.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah. Respect to everybody.

[Bishop B]

Lemonade kids go.

[Mike]

He probably has pepper spray.

[Bishop B]

Ju sometimes they usually put a sticker over it though.

[DJ Wells]

It's like for the straw part, you.

[Mike]

Can just open the lid. They put your receipt on.

[Barbie]

I did.

[Bishop B]

Which is crazy too, you know. Have to pepper spray me cuz I'm. I'm diving in cuz I ain't never seen the drink. I had like.

[Mike]

All right, Barb.

[DJ Wells]

We appreciate you for sure. That pepper spray is crazy. Why the could you still eat that?

[Bishop B]

Why would you do that though? Why do you like. What is you doing?

[DJ Wells]

I try figure out if that was personal or not.

[Mike]

Yeah, she hate whoever that is.

[Bishop B]

Then you on camera like that. That's nuts, bro.

[Mike]

I know she see that r camera.

[Conan O'Brien]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's wild.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, we gotta look into that more for sure. All right, man, Go ahead, load the video. Coach O each time I get Adri P in the USC at his time there. This is crazy.

[Guest/Producer]

Adrian Peterson. So Adrian went down there, a little East Texas place. He.

Great visit, was it? But Adrian said, coach, that a problem? And I know he don't mind me saying this. I say it with utmost respect because I love it, because my daddy's incarcerated in Texas Organic. Bob Stoops has already gone in there to see him. He said, coach, I gotta go see my dad, man. And if you can convince my dad to come to usc, I want to come, but there's another thing I need to talk to you about. So we tried to get into jail, but everybody else tried. They wouldn't let them do it. So I said, adrian, what is the other thing we need to talk about? He goes, coach, my dad will get to watch me play in Texarkana and play Oklahoma games. He goes, I'm not going to Texas. I'm going to Oklahoma. I said, adrian, if your daddy. If they showed them USC games over there, would you come and say, coach, I come tomorrow if you promise me my daddy could see every one of my games. I went back to Los Angeles. I want to speak to the mayor, speak to every influential person that I could talk to. And I tried to get Adrian's daddy transferred from Texarkana to Los Angeles jail, man.

[Mike]

I tried.

[Bishop B]

I busted my butt.

[Guest/Producer]

I couldn't do it, man. Just there too much.

[Bishop B]

Were you ever close?

[Guest/Producer]

No, no.

You can't do that, man.

[Mike]

Is that the great.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, try to get his daddy transfer.

[Mike]

Prison.

[Guest/Producer]

That is wild.

[Bishop B]

That's how you know he was cold. Going through all that, bro. To try to pull your daddy, like, making real phone calls.

[Mike]

That's the real. He got gang, like, for real.

[Bishop B]

Like, that's insane.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's the real Jesus.

[Bishop B]

They free Jesus, though.

[Mike]

They about to free him.

[Bishop B]

Damn near play. Buddy was trying to get the transfer. Get your transfer.

[DJ Wells]

Now you can't get up out here.

[Mike]

I can sure get you a transfer, man.

[DJ Wells]

That's about nil nah. That's a real nil nah.

[Bishop B]

Hell, yeah, you get my daddy transfer. I'm definitely with you.

[Mike]

Yeah, you're a real one.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's one of the craziest I've seen recruiting wise, bro.

[Bishop B]

Like, I ain't going that far, bro. I'm like, especially. He said all the red flags. Ain't no telling what this daddy did, bro. I'm cool, bro.

[DJ Wells]

But to get Adrian Peterson, people forget.

[Bishop B]

One of the coldest running backs of all time, for sure, bro. That's crazy, bro.

[Mike]

He might be, like, the fourth greatest running back ever.

[DJ Wells]

Top five for sure for me. I fuck with ap, you gotta think.

[Mike]

About like Barry Sanders. He probably number one on everybody board.

Walter Payton probably up there.

[Bishop B]

But my favorite one was the one who was with the weed heavy Ricky Williams.

[DJ Wells]

Ricky Williams? Yeah. All right.

Can we pull up top? Top 10 running backs, top five?

[Mike]

Gotta be.

[Bishop B]

Y' all saying Ricky Williams not in the top five?

[DJ Wells]

Hell no, he ain't in the top 25. Respectfully.

[Mike]

What? Ricky Williams not in the top 20?

[DJ Wells]

Hell no.

[Mike]

No. You talking about in college?

[Bishop B]

Yes.

[Mike]

Oh, in college we talking.

[Bishop B]

I thought you saying college.

[DJ Wells]

No, we talking about in the league.

[Bishop B]

Oh, no.

Are y' all cool?

[Mike]

He definitely top 25.

[Bishop B]

I swear to God, I thought y'.

[Mike]

All was talking about all the Alabama running backs there. Top 25.

[DJ Wells]

D legend for sure.

[Mike]

Richardson, he top 25 in college.

[DJ Wells]

Amy Smith, Barry Sanders, AP. Yeah, AP is definitely top five for sure.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Damn. Derrick Henry, top 11. Who they got number one?

[Mike]

Ladamian. Number one.

[DJ Wells]

Nah.

[Mike]

Eman Smith, Emmy Smith.

[DJ Wells]

His stats is OD.

[Mike]

They are Frank Gore, number three.

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[Bishop B]

Fred Taylor was a fool in Florida.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to. Fred Taylor is crazy stats as well. Derek Henry, Jerome Bettis high up there. He got crazy stats as well.

[Mike]

That's what's up.

[DJ Wells]

Ain't matter at all. Shout out to Adrian Peterson. Man, you. You got to be a cold for somebody to do all that, bro. That's a movie.

[Bishop B]

Reggie Bush ain't even up there, is he?

[Mike]

This is NFL.

[DJ Wells]

It's NFL.

[Bishop B]

Oh.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no. If he's gonna win, that's the.

[Bishop B]

Why I thought y'.

[Mike]

All. You talk about college. Reggie Bush, the greatest running back.

[Bishop B]

I thought y' all was on that, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't mad at that.

[Mike]

Barry Sanders up there, too. Her Walker up there.

[DJ Wells]

Hershel Walker's up there also. You got the juices on the loose. Gotta be.

[Mike]

Yeah, juices on the. Juices on the loose. O.J. wanted code. Marcus Allen up there, he was coming.

[DJ Wells]

Gotta respect it. Gotta respect Marcus Allen, JT Stats dummy.

[Bishop B]

All them the guys with the best stats.

[DJ Wells]

Melvin Gordon stats was dummy at Wisconsin, too. I forgot about that.

[Bishop B]

Ashton.

[DJ Wells]

Jenny went up there high as hell, too.

[Bishop B]

Rick Williams, highest rushing yards, they mad at it.

[Mike]

That's funny as fuck, man.

[DJ Wells]

That's crazy, man.

All right, man. Please play the next video.

[Mike]

I'm laughing, though. Behead sent me some of Kris Jenner hands from this morning about them old heads.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, y'.

[Mike]

All.

[Bishop B]

Somebody tap in with Chris all about that bread. I'm nothing.

[DJ Wells]

They say y' all get everything but them hands.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was old, but I don't give a. Bro, I'm nothing, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I'm gonna see the man. She slide that debit card.

[Bishop B]

Gotta rub your dick, rub your head. Go ahead, rub the wood, bro. I'm nothing, bro.

[Mike]

Get the lotion.

[Bishop B]

I'm nothing, bro.

[Mike]

A little Vaseline on the top.

[Bishop B]

Hell nah, bro.

[DJ Wells]

She ain't never seen no coconut oil.

[Bishop B]

She feel like a rattlesnake. Cuz ain't no way we gonna figure it out. Y' all are trifling.

[Mike]

Her Oprah.

[Bishop B]

Oh, please. No way.

[DJ Wells]

No way.

[Mike]

You go Oprah. That's a disgusting person. You take it, Oprah. With Christopher.

[Bishop B]

Oprah all day for the dog.

[Mike]

You going op. I got Chris every day of the week.

[Bishop B]

Chris Jenner over Oprah. Are y' all cool?

[Mike]

Yes, I'm very cool. No, bro, I love Oprah, but I'm not bro. Nah, give me Chris, bro.

[Bishop B]

Oprah. I mean, Stephanie standing that that house for no reason, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Actually, I don't think he can leave if he wants.

[Mike]

I think he, like, under, like. Yeah, he gotta be there.

[Bishop B]

Right there, Mike, man. There it is.

[Mike]

Go to Color Purple.

[Bishop B]

It is. That is the Color Purple.

[Mike]

No, no, go to the original.

Go to the original. Lavender.

Go to the original.

[Bishop B]

She bad.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no.

[Bishop B]

If we do a Chris, she raw beasy.

[DJ Wells]

That's a crazy Versus. That is a crazy.

[Bishop B]

No, it's not. It's legit.

[Mike]

Come on, bro.

[Bishop B]

Y' all gonna date Chris Jenner over Oprah Renfry.

[Mike]

Why you always go to the Zoom in is crazy. Like, why do you do.

[Bishop B]

Thank you, Mike. The real photographer.

[Mike]

Go to Chris. Right there.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's Jigsaw.

[Mike]

Go to the new and improved Chris.

The remix.

[Bishop B]

That is the lead singer from Kiss.

[Mike]

Rp Bro died, bro. Did he die?

[Bishop B]

He's another Kane legend. I need bro in the T shirt.

[DJ Wells]

First team all Kane.

[Mike]

Okay, who's first team all Kane.

[Halion Representative]

First.

[Conan O'Brien]

He's first.

[Mike]

Michael Irvin. First things first.

[Bishop B]

What's that man name from Kiss? He is number one. Paul Stanley.

[DJ Wells]

Paul Stanley. Gene Simmons.

[Mike]

Gene Simmons. Oh, yeah.

[Bishop B]

Goats.

[Mike]

Gene Simmons.

[DJ Wells]

First team all came.

[Mike]

He first team all came.

[Bishop B]

Gene Simmons.

Lawrence Taylor.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Just thinking about people that was at the peak of their career on shaving.

[Mike]

We got a game.

He said, yeah, I came at halftime. A game before.

Sure.

[Bishop B]

I'm not doing that.

[Mike]

Mike Whitney.

[Bishop B]

Nope, nope, nope.

[DJ Wells]

Because crack is cheap.

[Bishop B]

Tim Allen.

Yeah. He said Mike did Top greatest K users.

[DJ Wells]

Did you know that Tim Allen was a gangster before he started doing movies and snitched on people and Stay Free and then he started doing.

[Bishop B]

He got a false list then.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Never mind. I don't know K. Moss.

[Mike]

I know. Angela Jolie. Oh, got the best remix ever.

[DJ Wells]

That's a fact.

[Bishop B]

He's four.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, that's a fact.

[Mike]

Robert Downey Jr. Is one of the great. Drew Barrymore.

[Bishop B]

Drew Barrymore.

[Mike]

I didn't know. Makes sense. This is fake.

[Bishop B]

50 first dates.

[Mike]

She had to be on the can.

[Bishop B]

52 miles, according to Project Gnome. Let's start citing our sources.

[DJ Wells]

Charlie Sheen, for sure.

[Mike]

Charlie Sheen, though. Nick came. Yeah, for sure. Fourth.

[Bishop B]

He's not a legend in my book, though. Hey. Oh, Jeff you weren't at the fight, bro.

[Mike]

Who? Stephen King?

[Bishop B]

No, no, no. You weren't at the fight that we went to. The Crawford fight. Yeah, Listen, bro, we up there.

[Mike]

No, don't tell me. You already. You already told me.

[Bishop B]

Oh, okay.

[Mike]

I didn't know.

[Bishop B]

I told you.

[Mike]

The back to back.

That was legendary.

[Bishop B]

I'm like, dj, we up and didn't record.

[Mike]

Nope, nope. Y not doing that. No, y' all got me.

You and Marcus got me in trouble, bro.

Y' all was laughing during the show, and me and DJ was trying to be serious, and y' all was laughing about somebody and they kids, and me and DJ just kept talking. Everybody laughing about their kids like, he got a black kid. Don't know it.

[Bishop B]

Look, I didn't know. That's NBA players. Y' all be dropping the tea.

[Mike]

I did not drop that. That was. That wasn't me.

[Bishop B]

But everybody.

[Mike]

I got so many use a whole ass for laughing at, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Like.

[Mike]

Like, I didn't laugh.

[Bishop B]

No, he did.

[Mike]

You didn't, though. That was us. I was trying to get past it. He was over there crying, bro.

[Bishop B]

I couldn't help it, bro. Your brother is a fool. I didn't know nothing about.

[Mike]

They keep bringing this up.

[DJ Wells]

They've asked for altern, the podcast.

[Mike]

They.

[DJ Wells]

We just want a camera angle and be in the mo.

[Mike]

Yeah, bro, for real. They was.

[Bishop B]

That's all. That's all moot. Jeff didn't have nothing to do with that.

[Mike]

Damn. I ain't try to do mook like that.

[Bishop B]

I am, because.

Were you up was. Well, you shouldn't have said nothing. But you said you said the right thing. You was like, bro, allegedly. Yeah, that's all you said.

[Mike]

I said allegedly, bro. I ain't trying to get nobody jealous. I don't know if that's real or fake.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That'S a wild place, man. Be careful.

[Bishop B]

For sure.

[DJ Wells]

Why are you searching history?

[Bishop B]

No, we ain't gonna do that. We ain't gonna do that. This ain't that type of part. But that was just funny.

[Mike]

It was funny when they first dropped.

Everybody, like, yeah, that's.

[Bishop B]

That's wild, bro.

[Mike]

Respect.

[Bishop B]

Please shout out to Oprah, man. You the goat. I don't care what they say.

[DJ Wells]

Respect.

[Mike]

If you had to pick an older, like, lady today over. Be your old lady. Like, we're gonna say 70 plus, I think over 70, right?

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Well, you put me in the bond night.

70 plus.

[Mike]

70 plus over.

[Bishop B]

Angela bass it.

[DJ Wells]

Angela bass the 70 she got.

[Mike]

I ain't gonna put Angela at the 70 spot. She probably 60, 67.

[Bishop B]

Can't make the cut in the men's league, bro.

[Mike]

N she I can play her birthday.

You gota be 69, bro. Why you going?

[Bishop B]

Buck was playing four years ago in that league, bro.

[Mike]

We always cheat for Buck. Boy, you look 30.

Hold on.

Nah, it's one more I'm thinking about. Let's go to the Patty LaBelle.

[Bishop B]

I'm cool.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, Patty.

[Bishop B]

No, respectfully, how about I say what this? Look up.

[DJ Wells]

That's a wild search.

[Mike]

Who's that with that fro?

[Bishop B]

Oh, her right there.

[DJ Wells]

Jeffrey Lewis.

[Bishop B]

Oh, my mama.

[Mike]

She freaky, too.

[Bishop B]

Yes, I'm something Glitcher side.

[Mike]

Ooh, precious.

[Guest/Producer]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Loretta Devon. You are sick alrey W you need to be.

[Bishop B]

She was too mean.

[Mike]

Seek therapy.

[DJ Wells]

Diana Ross. Touch Mike.

[Bishop B]

Nope. Mike, touch her.

[DJ Wells]

He said stop it.

Oh, glad boy.

[Mike]

God damn your ass. Got about one more tool.

[DJ Wells]

I don't know who she is.

[Mike]

Who is that?

[DJ Wells]

Debbie Allen.

[Mike]

Debbie Allen. That's her. Felicia. Ra sister. I'm rolling. I'm rolling.

[Bishop B]

Quiet.

[Mike]

You. You quiet.

[Bishop B]

Quiet.

[Mike]

Patty. Damn near 80.

[Bishop B]

Give me Patty.

[Mike]

I said Patty. You was nothing.

[Bishop B]

I. I thought you was talking about. I thought you said Aretha Franklin.

[Mike]

She dead, man.

[Bishop B]

Oh, damn.

[Mike]

God.

[Bishop B]

But I can't have you anyway. My stomach.

Couldn'T have you if I wanted you. G king hell.

[Mike]

She day over Lily ralph.

[Bishop B]

No.

She 66.

[DJ Wells]

Well, we'll make it. I'll make it a mission.

[Mike]

She too old.

There you go.

[Bishop B]

I'm cool there.

[DJ Wells]

Ken is for.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Just give me baby. Just give me baby.

[Mike]

I'm going with Felicia Rashad. Bro.

[Bishop B]

That ain't a bad pick.

[Mike]

Or Debbie Allen.

[DJ Wells]

I guess I'm going to Sister Leslie Woo.

[Mike]

Y' all disrespectful.

[DJ Wells]

Cuz that's LeBron day Delroy.

[Mike]

All right. Okay, okay, okay.

[Bishop B]

That's it, y'.

[Odoo Representative]

All.

[DJ Wells]

All right.

[Bishop B]

Give me, give me, give me over. I'm sticking with back.

[Mike]

I'm going Felicia Rashad. She always look good.

[Bishop B]

She's beautiful.

[DJ Wells]

The 70U power ranking is brought to you by Club 520 Pressure. ESPN.

[Bishop B]

You have to pick somebody. You start.

[DJ Wells]

Or Shirley Ralph, you know say if you're giving me an age restriction. She was 67.

[Mike]

Me.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Mike]

I take Felicia a shot over Chris Jenner.

[Bishop B]

I. I would hope so.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

That's like. It was. It was debatable.

[Bishop B]

Now you got to go white.

[Mike]

Oh, who My favorite white over 70 is Sandra Bullock over 70.

[DJ Wells]

Damn.

[Mike]

I like Sandra Bullock. I ain't gonna lie.

[Bishop B]

Like, I give you six.

[Mike]

We.

[Bishop B]

We'll do 60 60.

[DJ Wells]

Sandra Bullock is scale M55. No, it's got a. Gotta offset some. Respectfully, 55.

[Mike]

You look 65.

[Bishop B]

Let's do. Let's do some white women, Mike.

[Mike]

Sandra Bullock is my favorite. She my all time goat. She. She offer.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

They don't care because Kris Jenner, they.

[DJ Wells]

Showed us Jeff Goldblum. They really don't give a damn.

[Bishop B]

Jenner is wild. Cher. Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

I brought her up. I can't. I. It got me some more options.

More disrespectful. Yeah, this is who super cool off that.

[DJ Wells]

Kyle Corver.

[Bishop B]

This is. I don't know all these people.

[Mike]

Yeah, man, just look up Sandra Bullock. Let me see how old she is.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I respect Sandra Bullock.

[Mike]

Oh.

[Bishop B]

Early life. No.

[Mike]

Okay. Meet the requirements. I'm rolling.

[Bishop B]

Hey, Matt, now you know she just got to take the throne.

[Mike]

Yeah, she the one.

[DJ Wells]

I respect it. She hold it down.

[Bishop B]

I wonder how old was the white woman that played in Full House. Who got her daughter? Who paid for her daughter? Oh, yeah, I'm taking. I'm taking her.

[DJ Wells]

Ah, nah, it was Lori Loughlin, wasn't it?

[Mike]

I'm taking her. The girl that was on. What's the white girl that played in Scarface? That was on the coat on the chain.

[DJ Wells]

I forgot her name, but.

Who was.

[Bishop B]

My girl from Freaky Friday? I got her too. Damn. She. She might.

[Mike]

No.

[Bishop B]

More, though.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, she is. That picture to the far left is recent.

[Bishop B]

Dropped a movie.

[Mike]

She was in the movie. I'm pretty proud of her.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

See something new for you Friday. Literally 2025.

[Bishop B]

Oh, damn. I'm sorry.

[Mike]

What about the one that played in Scarface?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, she. She was weak in Scarface.

[Mike]

You thought she was weak?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike]

N. She's pretty. DJ D. Yeah, she was pretty fam.

[Bishop B]

DJ Dutton.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I'm sleeping on Michelle Pfeiffer.

[Mike]

Michelle Pfeiffer?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Mike]

Ah, you wilding.

[DJ Wells]

It's con canople.

[Mike]

Con. Canuple was cool.

[Bishop B]

Ooh, give me the lead. That's wild.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[Bishop B]

Give me the lead from Greece. It.

[Mike]

That ain't her, bro. Mike, stop doing that.

Shout out to Lee, bro. He's still here, right? Yes, he is, bro. He had to stop doing the show.

[DJ Wells]

He just chilling and I'm saying, okay. Smooth sell. Hey, please the video. This little boy getting in trouble. This is funny as hell. Before we get out of here.

Go through the. My past parents.

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah, this is definitely Jeff son. I remember this.

Yeah.

[Mike]

Yeah, that's Jeff boy right there. Proud, proud pop man.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's crazy. Can't do that but love a kid like that, man.

[DJ Wells]

How do you discipline a kid like this?

[Bishop B]

You came, bro. Especially at this age, in the time.

[Mike]

He growing up in, bro, I'm just happy.

[Bishop B]

I love that household. That's all I'm gonna say.

[Mike]

I'm so happy for my dad. You raising the king. I'll be excited.

[Bishop B]

You raising the king, man.

[Mike]

He will like.

[Bishop B]

You ain't gotta worry about that, man.

[Mike]

Man, Sandra Bullock would be one of his favorites.

[Bishop B]

Dolly Part.

[Mike]

I'll take Dolly Part over the seven.

[Bishop B]

Over Chris. Dolly or Chris?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Dolly.

[Mike]

Oh, give me Chris.

[DJ Wells]

Give me Dolly.

[Bishop B]

DJ W. Give me Dolly.

[DJ Wells]

Dolly bred it up too.

[Mike]

Is. But give me Chris bread. Dolly do got OG money.

[DJ Wells]

I said Dolly ain't. It ain't slight.

[Bishop B]

I'm cool, bro.

Alex Caruso.

I ain't going, cuz.

[Mike]

Give me Chris. I stand for Chris.

Lakers Caruso.

[DJ Wells]

Okay.

[Mike]

Speaking of, like, NBA comparisons, my boy been his bag. Oh, he's been killing. Oh, y' all gotta. I'll show you after the. My boy that be. Oh, yeah, he be going crazy.

[Bishop B]

He has. We gotta figure out how to get him on Barbie show, bro.

[Mike]

He is.

[Bishop B]

We have to figure out how to.

[Mike]

Yeah. Well, he said the players that are unappreciated to start playing. I said, oh, you're gold. Yeah, he start playing. People said, jeff. She said, jeff Te is leak.

[Bishop B]

You should have reposted that one.

[Mike]

I wanted to. Oh, man.

[Bishop B]

What?

[Mike]

He said Jeff T of the league. Underappreciated but always efficient. I was like, oh, shout out to my guy. The real player.

[Bishop B]

That's my boy.

[Mike]

For real, man.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all are fried, man.

[Mike]

He's hilarious, bro. I I, I can't help it. Every time he pop up, I I just listen, bro. You have to, bro, because it's so funny, bro.

[DJ Wells]

There's some great content out here because.

[Mike]

He really watched basketball, bro.

[Bishop B]

Everything he say is accurate, bro.

[DJ Wells]

That's what makes it funny.

[Mike]

He really know basketball. We, we're giving away our old time players. All time greats. He shouldn't go away. I was like, this nigga's great. How can you not like this?

[Bishop B]

One of the best pickups in off season history. I said, man, where do you get this from?

[DJ Wells]

Hey, she started doing it for the.

[Bishop B]

Love of the game.

[Mike]

She gave it up. She stopped doing it for the love of the game. My ass crazy.

[Bishop B]

She was trying to change.

[Mike]

Her life.

[DJ Wells]

Is crazy, man.

[Mike]

Y', all, bro, all of it go so late because I'll be laughing at him. She like you corny bro.

[DJ Wells]

No, no, he's a real scout for sure.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Mike]

For real. Top five.

[DJ Wells]

All right before we got here. Be here telling people they can grab.

[Bishop B]

Some merch shop club 520 baby. We appreciate y' all man. You will get your stuff at a decent time. Just press expressed and it will be expressed to you.

[Mike]

It will be expressed to us that y' all had ordered some and we will get this.

[Bishop B]

If it comes to us, we are just confirming that the order is yours.

[Mike]

And going to you.

[Bishop B]

That would be the only reason why it's coming to us before you. We are the middleman.

[Mike]

If you order by when you see.

[DJ Wells]

This episode it will be there on time for Christmas. So tap in right now man.

[Mike]

If you want some other orders.

Podcast.

[Bishop B]

It better be Christmas 15.

[Mike]

Be there by the 23rd.

[DJ Wells]

No cat, we got one location so it's near two.

[Mike]

Next time we out.

The volume.

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[Bishop B]

Ah.

There.

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[Mike]

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