Club 520 Podcast – "Jeff Teague on CRAZY church story, B Hen's birthday, WORST old trends, Thanksgiving Recap"

Date: December 1, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague (“Young Nacho”), DJ Wells, Bishop B, Barbie

Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 is a lively, laugh-filled discussion as the crew recaps Thanksgiving, celebrates Bishop B’s birthday, and dives into stories about old-school trends, wild childhood antics, and a particularly hilarious church experience. True to form, the conversation is quick, nostalgic, and full of riffing as the guys (and guest Barbie) reminisce and roast each other.

Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Birthday Celebration for Bishop B Henn

• The team surprises Bishop B with drinks, a cake, and gifts, making a big deal about him working on his birthday.
  • "Big 38, man. Right on, Mike." — Bishop B [06:28]
  • Barbie presents his favorite cocktail: tequila, muddled strawberries, Grand Marnier, and more [13:43].
  • The group gifts him with two Guitar Center gift cards, poking fun about him finally affording a drum set [16:04].
• The celebration is lighthearted with repeated jokes about how Bishop B will be plastered all weekend.

2. Thanksgiving Recap & Food Debates

• Everyone shares their holiday experiences, notably how long leftovers should last:
  • "No, bro, you can eat Thanksgiving for four days, bro. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday." — Bishop B [18:34]
  • Strong debate about whether eating leftovers into the next week is out of pocket or not.
• Barbie details her role making mashed potatoes, macaroni, green beans, and a “fire ass sangria.”
• Wild banter follows about classic childhood treats (flintstone push-ups, character popsicles) and the oddity of sharing popsicles as kids [09:01–12:12].

3. Childhood Mischief & Wild Stories

• Childhood pranks, including giving people laxatives and doing outrageous things with food at family gatherings:
  • "So I took my thumb and stuck in the middle of all the sweet potato pie." — DJ Wells [21:31]
  • Bishop B confesses to putting worms in a bag to prank people [21:57].
• Discussion about pets growing up, shared animal phobias, someone having an excessive roster of house pets, and jokes about “smelling like cabbage” as a result [23:48–24:50].

4. Old-School Trends & "The Worst" Fads

• The crew reminisces about collectible trading cards, then gets deep into 2000s fashion trends:
  • Name belts, electronic belts, rosaries with cargo shorts, jumbo "big horse" Polos, Polo boots, Creative Recreations, and Melissa shoes [37:43–45:15].
  • Hilarious roast of each other's fashion choices:
    "I've been a my whole life, I was seeing a nigga walk around with his name on his belt." — Young Nacho [38:03]
• Barbie admits to rocking a blazer and “knee-less” dress (Scandal-style) at the club [44:01].
• Extended laughter over “double hairlines” and eyebrow-raising haircut designs from back in the day [49:18–51:11].

5. Homelessness Hypotheticals

• Playful but sharp discussion about what they'd do if they were homeless and had to decide between selling a car or staying in a motel:
  • "If you're homeless, you is not gonna sell your car for 10k. I want y' all to know that."
  • Comparing staying in motels vs. living in a car [32:02–36:14].

6. Church Stories: Catching the Spirit Gone Wrong

• The highlight: The “crazy church story.” The gang swaps tales of growing up in Black church, especially the unpredictability of people "catching the spirit.”
  • "You know what's so crazy? ...They had to fan her. She fell back. It was a lot." — Barbie [60:22]
  • Bishop B says, "I think shouting is overrated. But if a...in the spirit, bro, you can't—" [61:18]
  • Jeff recalls feeling called out by the sermon after cheating on his girlfriend:
    "I walked to the altar. He was like, if you're going through some things...I was in high school, I had cheated on my... I got God. I walked to the altar." — Young Nacho [62:01–62:19]
  • The team describes the ritual of throwing a sheet or “prayer rug” on people who fall out in church, and the practical complications that follow [65:23–65:53].

7. Aging, Family, and Legacy

• Dark but comedic musings about growing old, being a "burden" at family gatherings, and the indignity of being shuffled to events at advanced age.
• “If I’m a burden, bro, give me up outta here, bro.” — DJ Wells [71:26]
• Conversation about whether famous people (e.g., Bill Gates, Jackie Chan) should leave their fortunes to their kids or to charity, and thoughts on inherited wealth [73:15–74:11].

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On birthday gifts:
  "When it was my birthday gift, what y’ all bring me? Some shit I already had." — Young Nacho [14:56]
• On Thanksgiving leftovers:
  "Them yams, four days later. Gun smoke, bro." — Bishop B [19:33]
• On absurd old-school fashion fads:
  "If you see me doing that…I was walking the dog.” — Young Nacho (describing wearing mini Polo boots) [41:17]
• On church culture:
  "You don't know how the spirit moves." — Bishop B [60:59]
• On getting a bad haircut:
  "I would rather have a crazy mustache than no mustache, bro. That shit was wild." — Young Nacho [57:35]
• On chaotic childhood pranks:
  "We used to put [laxatives] in your cousin's cereal." — Bishop B [21:44]
• On old club attire:
  "A blazer and a kneeless dress." — Barbie [44:01]

Memorable Segments (with Timestamps)

• [06:28–16:35] – Bishop B's Birthday: gifts, cocktails, and clowning around
• [17:02–21:00] – Thanksgiving recap & food debates
• [21:31–23:01] – Wildest childhood pranks and confessions
• [37:43–45:15] – Old trends: name belts, Polos, and shoes roast
• [60:07–62:56] – CRAZY Church Story: catching the spirit, getting called out, walking to the altar
• [71:26–73:10] – Getting older, being a “burden,” and handing down wealth
• [49:18–51:11] – “Double hairlines,” wild barbershop stories
• [32:02–36:14] – Would you sell your car if homeless? Motel math

Tone & Style

The conversation is fast, playful, and self-deprecating, blending real talk about Black culture and childhoods with hilarious exaggeration and mutual roasting. No topic is too ridiculous, and nostalgia drips through the entire episode, especially as the group pokes fun at their own past fashion, church experiences, and awkward adolescent decisions.

Final Thoughts

If you grew up Black and/or in the Midwest, or just love hearing a group of friends truly riff without filter, this episode is a classic. There’s no central guest—just the creativity and chemistry of the hosts telling stories, calling out each other’s absurdities, and reflecting with both heart and humor.

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