Club 520 - Jeff Teague on CRAZY church story, B Hen's birthday, WORST old trends, Thanksgiving recap

Summary

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Club 520 Podcast – "Jeff Teague on CRAZY church story, B Hen's birthday, WORST old trends, Thanksgiving Recap"

Date: December 1, 2025
Hosts: Jeff Teague (“Young Nacho”), DJ Wells, Bishop B, Barbie

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Episode Overview

This episode of Club 520 is a lively, laugh-filled discussion as the crew recaps Thanksgiving, celebrates Bishop B’s birthday, and dives into stories about old-school trends, wild childhood antics, and a particularly hilarious church experience. True to form, the conversation is quick, nostalgic, and full of riffing as the guys (and guest Barbie) reminisce and roast each other.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Birthday Celebration for Bishop B Henn

• The team surprises Bishop B with drinks, a cake, and gifts, making a big deal about him working on his birthday.
  • "Big 38, man. Right on, Mike." — Bishop B [06:28]
  • Barbie presents his favorite cocktail: tequila, muddled strawberries, Grand Marnier, and more [13:43].
  • The group gifts him with two Guitar Center gift cards, poking fun about him finally affording a drum set [16:04].
• The celebration is lighthearted with repeated jokes about how Bishop B will be plastered all weekend.

2. Thanksgiving Recap & Food Debates

• Everyone shares their holiday experiences, notably how long leftovers should last:
  • "No, bro, you can eat Thanksgiving for four days, bro. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday." — Bishop B [18:34]
  • Strong debate about whether eating leftovers into the next week is out of pocket or not.
• Barbie details her role making mashed potatoes, macaroni, green beans, and a “fire ass sangria.”
• Wild banter follows about classic childhood treats (flintstone push-ups, character popsicles) and the oddity of sharing popsicles as kids [09:01–12:12].

3. Childhood Mischief & Wild Stories

• Childhood pranks, including giving people laxatives and doing outrageous things with food at family gatherings:
  • "So I took my thumb and stuck in the middle of all the sweet potato pie." — DJ Wells [21:31]
  • Bishop B confesses to putting worms in a bag to prank people [21:57].
• Discussion about pets growing up, shared animal phobias, someone having an excessive roster of house pets, and jokes about “smelling like cabbage” as a result [23:48–24:50].

4. Old-School Trends & "The Worst" Fads

• The crew reminisces about collectible trading cards, then gets deep into 2000s fashion trends:
  • Name belts, electronic belts, rosaries with cargo shorts, jumbo "big horse" Polos, Polo boots, Creative Recreations, and Melissa shoes [37:43–45:15].
  • Hilarious roast of each other's fashion choices:
    "I've been a my whole life, I was seeing a nigga walk around with his name on his belt." — Young Nacho [38:03]
• Barbie admits to rocking a blazer and “knee-less” dress (Scandal-style) at the club [44:01].
• Extended laughter over “double hairlines” and eyebrow-raising haircut designs from back in the day [49:18–51:11].

5. Homelessness Hypotheticals

• Playful but sharp discussion about what they'd do if they were homeless and had to decide between selling a car or staying in a motel:
  • "If you're homeless, you is not gonna sell your car for 10k. I want y' all to know that."
  • Comparing staying in motels vs. living in a car [32:02–36:14].

6. Church Stories: Catching the Spirit Gone Wrong

• The highlight: The “crazy church story.” The gang swaps tales of growing up in Black church, especially the unpredictability of people "catching the spirit.”
  • "You know what's so crazy? ...They had to fan her. She fell back. It was a lot." — Barbie [60:22]
  • Bishop B says, "I think shouting is overrated. But if a...in the spirit, bro, you can't—" [61:18]
  • Jeff recalls feeling called out by the sermon after cheating on his girlfriend:
    "I walked to the altar. He was like, if you're going through some things...I was in high school, I had cheated on my... I got God. I walked to the altar." — Young Nacho [62:01–62:19]
  • The team describes the ritual of throwing a sheet or “prayer rug” on people who fall out in church, and the practical complications that follow [65:23–65:53].

7. Aging, Family, and Legacy

• Dark but comedic musings about growing old, being a "burden" at family gatherings, and the indignity of being shuffled to events at advanced age.
• “If I’m a burden, bro, give me up outta here, bro.” — DJ Wells [71:26]
• Conversation about whether famous people (e.g., Bill Gates, Jackie Chan) should leave their fortunes to their kids or to charity, and thoughts on inherited wealth [73:15–74:11].

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On birthday gifts:
  "When it was my birthday gift, what y’ all bring me? Some shit I already had." — Young Nacho [14:56]
• On Thanksgiving leftovers:
  "Them yams, four days later. Gun smoke, bro." — Bishop B [19:33]
• On absurd old-school fashion fads:
  "If you see me doing that…I was walking the dog.” — Young Nacho (describing wearing mini Polo boots) [41:17]
• On church culture:
  "You don't know how the spirit moves." — Bishop B [60:59]
• On getting a bad haircut:
  "I would rather have a crazy mustache than no mustache, bro. That shit was wild." — Young Nacho [57:35]
• On chaotic childhood pranks:
  "We used to put [laxatives] in your cousin's cereal." — Bishop B [21:44]
• On old club attire:
  "A blazer and a kneeless dress." — Barbie [44:01]

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Memorable Segments (with Timestamps)

• [06:28–16:35] – Bishop B's Birthday: gifts, cocktails, and clowning around
• [17:02–21:00] – Thanksgiving recap & food debates
• [21:31–23:01] – Wildest childhood pranks and confessions
• [37:43–45:15] – Old trends: name belts, Polos, and shoes roast
• [60:07–62:56] – CRAZY Church Story: catching the spirit, getting called out, walking to the altar
• [71:26–73:10] – Getting older, being a “burden,” and handing down wealth
• [49:18–51:11] – “Double hairlines,” wild barbershop stories
• [32:02–36:14] – Would you sell your car if homeless? Motel math

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Tone & Style

The conversation is fast, playful, and self-deprecating, blending real talk about Black culture and childhoods with hilarious exaggeration and mutual roasting. No topic is too ridiculous, and nostalgia drips through the entire episode, especially as the group pokes fun at their own past fashion, church experiences, and awkward adolescent decisions.

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Final Thoughts

If you grew up Black and/or in the Midwest, or just love hearing a group of friends truly riff without filter, this episode is a classic. There’s no central guest—just the creativity and chemistry of the hosts telling stories, calling out each other’s absurdities, and reflecting with both heart and humor.

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Transcript

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[Bishop B]

AI produced the volume.

[DJ Wells]

Man. Listen, you know what time it is? Boost Mobile, Club 520. We tapped in. Listen, we here to tell y', all you need to get a new phone, tap in with Boost Mobile, man. They got that new iPhone 17. That's right, the new iPhone 17 ready for you to get. And listen, if you want it, they'll pull up on you. Talk to them. Be here.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I'm going tomorrow to get mine, man. It's time. I need to upgrade immediately, man. Tap in.

[DJ Wells]

Come on.

[Young Nacho]

They pull up to your crib. You don't even got to do nothing. You ain't got to go tap in with the. The. The stores or whatever. They'll have the phone come to your crib. Boost Mobile pull to your crib and they get everything situated for you.

[Bishop B]

Boost Mobile. Is Boost Mobile for real?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it's mobile.

[DJ Wells]

They getting active. Listen, man, everybody, they pulling up.

[Bishop B]

Hold on, hold on. Ain't no way they pulling up. Boost Mobile pulling up, setting up my service on my new iPhone 17 at the crib.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't gotta leave, man.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, off the couch with it.

[Young Nacho]

Listen, doorstep sir.

[DJ Wells]

C code, you know what I'm saying? When you get a new phone, the worst part is transferring your contacts, your pictures and messages. All that. You ain't even gotta do all that. They gonna handle that for you. Just tap in. Listen, man, the most powerful iPhone ever. IPhone 17, Boost Mobile got you in. They gotta leave the crib. They gonna bring your phone, transfer it for you, man. What's the excuse not to get a behen?

[Bishop B]

Ain't no excuses, especially they pulling up to your door. Would I never know other providers ever did that?

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man.

[Young Nacho]

Doorstep service.

[Bishop B]

Wow. That's definitely new, man. That's tight.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Boost Mobile, man. All right, man. We back another episode of Club 520 podcast. I'm your host. My name is DJ Wells. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. You know the boss man. This holiday season, go get somebody you love or yourself, man. That new iPhone 17, they'll pull up to your crib and have the rest shout out to Stock X man holding it down, man we got something in the mail today, man.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, yeah, man.

[Bishop B]

Got the top chorus today, baby.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the family of StockX man holding it down, man Might pull.

[Bishop B]

A T card today.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, this is like.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, we got the real trading card.

[Young Nacho]

Trading card. If we get that, it's lit. What the rookie joint going for? For me, a hot 650. 650?

[Bishop B]

I ain't got no nails. I need a knife.

[DJ Wells]

It's a knife.

[Young Nacho]

All right, man.

[DJ Wells]

We're gonna get a knife, man.

[Young Nacho]

What do you think? What do you think it go for? Yeah. 975. Oh, this damn me up.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[Young Nacho]

$9.

[DJ Wells]

You said you go for a pack of six.

[Young Nacho]

If my car only go for 975. Shorter.

[Barbie]

God.

[Young Nacho]

A hundred bones.

[Barbie]

Damn.

[Young Nacho]

I'm better than a hundred dollar. Okay, that's James Harden. Oh.

[Bishop B]

Okay. They're going 80, boy.

[Young Nacho]

The hard T combo gets you 650.

[DJ Wells]

Damn.

[Young Nacho]

I'm up his budget, yo.

[DJ Wells]

My car.

[Bishop B]

By itself is $80.

[Young Nacho]

795, yo.

[DJ Wells]

299. Hey, can y' all throw me a pin or something? I can't.

[Young Nacho]

They got. What? Yo, they got my car up there for a 1:47, cuz. That's so disrespectful, man. I don't even. I hope my car don't come out of there. That's crazy.

[DJ Wells]

Anything I could use to puncture this?

[Young Nacho]

I see. I'll try.

[DJ Wells]

There we go. Shout out to Freaky Mike, man. Anyways, man, same game with me. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B. Heading out the prayer lease. How you.

[Young Nacho]

What?

[Bishop B]

Nasty cooling, man. Nigga old now, man.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, man, we got this nigga working on his B day. Shout out to my dog, man.

[Young Nacho]

Happy G day, my boy.

[Bishop B]

Big 38, man. Right on, Mike.

[DJ Wells]

For sure, man.

[Young Nacho]

Happy birthday, man.

[DJ Wells]

Dang. Free to real, man.

[Bishop B]

Free to real, Top. Damn. I used to open them like this. Okay, still the same way.

[Young Nacho]

Top, top, top.

[DJ Wells]

All right, what we got?

[Bishop B]

Damn. Nobody.

[DJ Wells]

I'm gonna read them now because now it's gonna be funny.

[Bishop B]

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

All right, we got here. All right. Off the dribble. Who is this?

[Bishop B]

We got some heat.

[DJ Wells]

Tyrese Proctor.

[Young Nacho]

Okay, got Tyrese.

[DJ Wells]

Jalen Green. He does not play for the Rockets no more. Rookie card.

[Bishop B]

It's a rookie card.

[Young Nacho]

We got the ae. Rookie card.

[DJ Wells]

Turn me up. Your man's gotta play that.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to Stock Ace. Freaky hero Tyler White boy. My boy, D. Russell.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah, that ain't a bad pool. Anthony Edwards.

[Bishop B]

Okay, I'm gonna do one more. Matter of fact, I'm gonna get y' all. Kids, man.

[Young Nacho]

Growing up, this was a staple.

[Bishop B]

Binders and.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Baseball cards and Pokemon cards. I don't know who number 95 on the Magic. What was it?

[Bishop B]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Wells]

My boy J Dub.

[Bishop B]

John Stockton.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, John Stockton.

[Young Nacho]

I got Alan Iris, the AI Real shoot.

[DJ Wells]

I got Derek Live.

[Young Nacho]

I got my favorite Timberwolf of all time.

[Bishop B]

I don't know.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Cooper Flair. I got the rookie card.

[Young Nacho]

I got a Shay Gild Alexander card.

[Bishop B]

Damn. I got a Russell Westbrook shout out to Cat.

[Young Nacho]

They gave me. They gave me a bench card. I got GD card. Joel Embiid Kaminga.

[DJ Wells]

Damn.

[Young Nacho]

Turn up my favorite card.

[Bishop B]

The goat.

[DJ Wells]

My boy Clay.

[Young Nacho]

You got Clay with the mask, man. Let's start there. They said she got the. She the best cook they ever ate. That's what Clay daddy said.

[Bishop B]

That's a blended family. So Clay Prior grew up with raisins in his potato salad.

[Young Nacho]

So he had green bean casserole.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. White potato salad.

[DJ Wells]

Hold on. Not going to slay green be casserole.

[Young Nacho]

That cj.

[DJ Wells]

Not going to slay green be casserole. All for too many Caucasian dishes. But I'm rolling with them.

[Young Nacho]

They got that right. For sure.

[DJ Wells]

They got their off when they made it.

[Young Nacho]

Only thing I like is the ice cream. I mean when you go to white, like when you go to they events, they be having ice cream and like.

[Bishop B]

White people have ice cream and barbecue.

[Young Nacho]

Y. I didn't know white people had ice cream. Like they have ice cream at barbecue. Like won't have the ice cream. They had some. They never have ice cream. They have cake.

[Bishop B]

We used to have push ups though. That was a. That was a must you freaky.

[Young Nacho]

I used to. I never like with paws. This always was weird with kids. Like, like when you was a little kid, a boy was eating a popsicle. I always was like, well, push up's.

[Bishop B]

Not really a popsicle. Yeah, but like popsicle you got to.

[Young Nacho]

Put in cuz you really got it. You got to eat a push up cuz you can't like. No, you just like lick it.

[Bishop B]

You French kiss a push up. But I'm saying that was always weird. A push up. A Flintstone push up.

[Young Nacho]

That purple gun smoke gun smoke orange.

[Bishop B]

You French kiss, bro. Because it melt fast. Now popsicle if you going crazy on there.

[Young Nacho]

I used to be. What's the. What's it, what's it called? A firecracker. The popsicle. The real white boo.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

The torpedo. The torpedo.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, it's crazy. They call bom pops, by the way.

[Young Nacho]

Bom pops. I called a firebo, said a firewood. Oh, man.

[Bishop B]

Jeff ate the layers.

[Young Nacho]

No, I didn't. I used to always get the Mario while we. Here, you get the bubble gum. Yeah, that's.

[Bishop B]

I'm a strawberry shortcake or I'm a dilly bar.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, that's them. Is fire, though.

[DJ Wells]

Strawberry shortcake off the dribble is definitely one of the ones for sure. You always got the redacted characters. The ones with little droopy eyes look like they had a little situation going on. But yeah, that strawberry shortcake.

[Young Nacho]

Let me guess what you used to get Mike. You used to get the.

[Bishop B]

What's the green one?

[Young Nacho]

Mike used to get a slushy. The snow cone.

[Bishop B]

I probably got the one right there.

[Young Nacho]

What you used to get Mike.

[Bishop B]

Them three in the middle.

[Young Nacho]

Weird as I knew it.

[Barbie]

Some.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I know.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. With the ones next to it. Yeah, they got a gusher in the middle.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. As a little boy not walking around doing that with a popsicle. You out of pocket game, Chris.

[Young Nacho]

What you used to eat?

[DJ Wells]

The spongebob, the character was always went crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it went bad.

[Bishop B]

A regular OG Popsicles that came in the. The plastic. Like my days. Like, bite it.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

On me. We used to break them in half, the individual joints. Yeah. Look at that.

[Barbie]

Look.

[Young Nacho]

That's the one he used to get. Nobody used to get that one.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't never seen.

[Young Nacho]

There we go.

[DJ Wells]

That was a hood classic.

[Bishop B]

All my friends that have money, I used to. Their mamas used to split ours in half, though.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you got a bus.

[Young Nacho]

You used to get a hundred pack for like $10.

[Bishop B]

A lot of my friends didn't have. They used to have to make it through the year.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, I don't even want a popsicle. I can't get one by myself.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro. Taking a shot of a popsic.

[Young Nacho]

Crazy. Yeah, I'm cool, bro.

[Bishop B]

Just cut it in.

[DJ Wells]

I'm cool, bro. Actually, just give him that.

[Young Nacho]

I'm not sharing that, bro. As a kid, bro. I'm not sharing that, bro. It ain't nothing but ice with coloring, cuz. Like we got to do that selfish ass growing up.

[DJ Wells]

No, bro, I'm considering, cuz I'm not sharing this.

[Young Nacho]

You got it, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I can miss out to my right still my dog, Young Nacho, Young Teague. How you.

[Young Nacho]

What, man? We wasn't 2 and 0, but now we 2 and 1. Lost a tough game. Bounce back out in Illinois against one of the top teams in the Country. It was cool, though. We lost in overtime by three, but it's cool.

[Bishop B]

It was a good game.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it was a solid game.

[DJ Wells]

What's that experience like, you know what I'm saying, for the young guys, the program, know what I'm saying? Growing now, y' all playing at a national level in that situation, what was that experience like for them?

[Young Nacho]

I think it was cool, man, to see all the fans and all the people signing autographs and stuff. I thought that was cool, man. I think they experienced that and they enjoyed it. I think they want a little more pause, like they wanna, like, damn, we should go play them again. But tonight they play well, so I'm.

[Bishop B]

Happy to sign the autograph. Yeah, that's fire.

[DJ Wells]

Turn up my boy's lit. Hey, you pulled out some classics today.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, man. Snowing outside, man. I just put on some easy boots, man.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

You know, snow. It ain't none I ain't got, you know, I ain't got in my bag. For real. Okay, Respect.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, more to come. For sure. Listen, shout out to my dog. Be hen Bee. Henny, as I hear would say, it's my dog birthday. Barb, you at work today?

[Young Nacho]

Uh oh.

[Bishop B]

Uh oh, what? We got overtime.

[Young Nacho]

Uh oh.

[Barbie]

Happy birthday.

[DJ Wells]

Turn up.

[Barbie]

Can you grab your bottle for me, please?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, my God. Y' all bringing him bottles?

[Barbie]

Oh, yes, we acting bad today. So we got the Pearly bishop. Yes, there you go.

[DJ Wells]

Pearly bishop. All right. What we got in the Pearly Bishop? Excuse me.

[Barbie]

So we got his favorite.

[Young Nacho]

I love the fruit.

[Barbie]

We gotta put the fruit on there. Y' all know Behen love his fruit. So we got his favorite tequila in there, freshly muddled strawberries, Grand Marier agave.

[DJ Wells]

And lemonade too, right, Rosado?

[Bishop B]

Y' all know we get these by the cases.

[DJ Wells]

And I ain't gonna lie. That motherfucker fire. Yeah, good.

[Young Nacho]

Have you got him a cake, too?

[Barbie]

Got him a cake. And a little bit more. We got some more bottles for you.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, turn up. We got the bottle girls for tonight.

[Barbie]

Send the midgets out.

[Bishop B]

What you say? Send the. Oh, the.

[Young Nacho]

What up, Tina?

[Bishop B]

Damn. Right here.

[Young Nacho]

What is that?

[DJ Wells]

My boy got the Zot Tequila.

[Bishop B]

Oh, you ain't got these? Shout out to the Nigerian patron. Hold on. What?

[DJ Wells]

The.

[Young Nacho]

Christmas gift, y'.

[Bishop B]

All.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, when it was my birthday gift, what y' all bring me? Some shit I already had.

[Bishop B]

I know how I get down.

[Barbie]

We got bottles in the section.

[Bishop B]

You know what? These are going on the road with us.

[Young Nacho]

Turn up, nigga, you supposed to put.

[DJ Wells]

Them at the Crib.

[Barbie]

You supposed to put them up on display.

[Young Nacho]

Put them in the streets.

[DJ Wells]

Put the switches in the streets.

[Bishop B]

All right. On, gang. I know y' all spent some good money on this.

[Barbie]

Oh, the colorful bottle is from draft. Where you get that from? Mexico.

[Young Nacho]

Come on, man. You know.

[Barbie]

All right. I know.

[Sophie Cunningham]

That's right.

[Young Nacho]

You got it when you drove.

[Barbie]

When I drove?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Legal stuff.

[Barbie]

Legal stuff.

[DJ Wells]

They've been calling you Caravan Barbie, and I think that is the funniest of all time.

[Barbie]

Get him off my tops. Go ahead. Like, talk about me working. That's cool.

[Young Nacho]

Caravan Barbie.

[Bishop B]

Mexico. So I know this K Fatigue. Shakira.

[Young Nacho]

Shakira's Aquila, bro. Oh, it's still going.

[DJ Wells]

What else we got?

[Young Nacho]

Oh, I can't wait to my birthday, y'. All.

[Bishop B]

Oh, wow.

[Young Nacho]

I can't wait till my birthday.

[Barbie]

Try to ignore the money when it drop.

[Bishop B]

I don't know what. Two gift cards. Oh, to guitar center.

[DJ Wells]

Turn up my.

[Barbie]

You gotta get my.

[Bishop B]

I just get my drum set now.

[Barbie]

Come on, Dale.

[Young Nacho]

Step brothers.

[Barbie]

That's exactly what I thought of.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, get that balls deep.

[Barbie]

I'm going to put my nut sack on your drum set.

[Bishop B]

Oh, a G on a gift card. Well, y' all got some money around this?

[Young Nacho]

Happy birthday, man.

[Bishop B]

Right on, man. I appreciate y'. All.

[Young Nacho]

So we turned up all weekend.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, man, it's going down when y' all see this. I'm already plaster probably pissed on every street in Indianapolis. Yeah, man, it's going down.

[DJ Wells]

Come on, man. Hopefully I had. The Hendrix experience has already passed if you've seen this. But we're gonna have a good time celebrating my dog.

[Young Nacho]

For sure, for sure, for sure.

[DJ Wells]

All right, Barbie, how was your Thanksgiving? Everybody else, how was your holidays?

[Barbie]

I had a good time. It was chill.

[DJ Wells]

You had a big responsibility this year. Did you deliver?

[Barbie]

I did.

[Young Nacho]

Okay. I did what you had to make again.

[Barbie]

Mashed potatoes, macaroni, green beans, and I made a fire ass sangria. That was the highlight of everything. That sangria was super fire.

[Bishop B]

How do you make sangria?

[Barbie]

So the funny thing is, Palos Rossi, you gotta put a red wine and then, like, a brandy. And I was gonna use enj, but I end up using.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, I'm cool already.

[Barbie]

No, they.

[Bishop B]

Let's be on board.

[Young Nacho]

Shit.

[Barbie]

They literally use ENJ for sangrias.

[Young Nacho]

I'm cool.

[Barbie]

Really. And then fresh fruit. Yep.

[Bishop B]

Y' all niggas didn't even know that.

[DJ Wells]

Where are they using that? So I cannot go there.

[Young Nacho]

Everywhere Enjoy is the cult.

[Barbie]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Even these people they use.

[Young Nacho]

That's what they use.

[Bishop B]

My roots. Okay.

[Young Nacho]

Respect though. How about y'?

[DJ Wells]

All? How's your Thanksgiving?

[Young Nacho]

Mine was cool.

[Bishop B]

I had about four plates.

[Young Nacho]

I still got some turkey meat, too.

[Barbie]

It's time to throw it away.

[Young Nacho]

No, no, no.

[Bishop B]

You could have just said turkey.

[Young Nacho]

I said, everybody know.

[Bishop B]

It's the protein. I got some turkey meat.

[Young Nacho]

Hold on. I bit like turkey sandwiches. The shake. Nah, the that you said was like, fake. Yeah, I got it. My mom made a whole thing. It's two. It's couple days late.

[DJ Wells]

I was going to say now I was leading to a point. Where should these leftovers be?

[Young Nacho]

Throwing out the refrigerator. It's time to go. But I. I ate one today. I ate a sandwich today.

[Bishop B]

Bring some tomorrow.

[DJ Wells]

It if you watching this on Monday, you sick.

[Bishop B]

No, bro, you can eat for real on some real. Y. You can eat Thanksgiving for four days, bro. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

[DJ Wells]

I'm eat by Sunday.

[Bishop B]

You out of pocket, cj, that's your last day. It's okay, bro. It's all the same.

[Young Nacho]

How long you eat Thanksgiving?

[DJ Wells]

About four days. So y' all making it to a new week with last week?

[Barbie]

No, I ate so much that I want to fast, but I should. I can't.

[DJ Wells]

Damn. I tried.

[Barbie]

I was like, I'm a fast.

[Young Nacho]

What did you eat?

[Barbie]

I ate so many plates that day. Woke up, ate it that morning, so I'm over it. Two days was enough for you?

[Young Nacho]

What you eat, Mike? What you have? Hot dog wagu. He has some cones, corn dogs.

[DJ Wells]

Thanksgiving is crazy. Yo.

[Young Nacho]

Why you don't got a mic no more, bro? Mike.

[Bishop B]

She has a clip on Mike, right?

[Young Nacho]

I hate when he do that.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, dj, he's still part of the show.

[Bishop B]

Them yams, four days later. Gun smoke, bro.

[DJ Wells]

No, they're not, bro. They belong to the streets, bro. Three day max, bro. I went to Juicy Seafood Friday night, bro. Enough.

[Young Nacho]

Hell no.

[DJ Wells]

You out of pocket.

[Young Nacho]

You out of pocket.

[DJ Wells]

I SM it back the next day it was. See, after that, I said, there's no more, bro. Get this out of my house.

[Young Nacho]

You out of pocket. I definitely ain't. Leftover job.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I that with the Juicy Seafood.

[Young Nacho]

I had to, bro.

[DJ Wells]

I had to break it up, bro.

[Young Nacho]

My sister baked beans is elite. I ain't going to hold her. That's the best thing she ever made. I ain't gonna lie. I ate about half a pound of baked beans probably in the last couple days.

[Barbie]

That's insane.

[Young Nacho]

This tastes like candy, bro. I've been tearing down. I had to go up there.

[Barbie]

Oh, my God.

[Bishop B]

Shot of apple cider. Vinegar.

[Young Nacho]

We had to start the show. I thought I took a. What you call that?

[Barbie]

A colon cleanse.

[Young Nacho]

I thought I had to clean some out, boy.

[Bishop B]

Laxative.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I think put something in.

[DJ Wells]

Black House also make their kids take laxatives.

[Bishop B]

I remember we used to put them in. We used to prank with them.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, my God. I ain't never did that when I was little.

[Bishop B]

Put them in cereal. Put them in your cousin's cereal.

[Young Nacho]

Nah.

[DJ Wells]

A laxative.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you hate me.

[Barbie]

That's something.

[DJ Wells]

You hate me.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I ain't never did that.

[DJ Wells]

Nah. I don't play a fool. I get mad if you play my food.

[Bishop B]

You ain't never put a license in nobody.

[Young Nacho]

Nah. I don't know.

[Barbie]

Man.

[Bishop B]

What kind of childhood did y' all have?

[Barbie]

Not like you were.

[DJ Wells]

We had boundaries. Don't touch my food.

[Young Nacho]

If I was trying to prank you, I just fit in there.

[Barbie]

Oh, that's disgusting. Give me the lax.

[Bishop B]

I'm at least. I'm at least helping you out, though, cuz. Kids before, bro, we eat hot cheetos.

[Young Nacho]

From a garden all day, bro.

[Bishop B]

But I'm saying, bro, at least I'm helping you.

[DJ Wells]

You.

[Young Nacho]

What's the wildest you did as a kid?

[DJ Wells]

Hey, I'm sorry. My mom reminded me of this. She used to make all the sweet potato pies for everybody, and I asked for some pie earlier. She said no. So I took my thumb and stuck in the middle of all the sweet potato pie.

[Bishop B]

Oh, see, that's. That's true.

[DJ Wells]

They beat the off me the next day.

[Bishop B]

Since the, you know, the. The animal people, everybody cleared me of this because I was younger when I did this. I was under 10. Well, I bought 11. Me and Malcolm shared this story.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, no.

[DJ Wells]

You and Malcolm.

[Bishop B]

No, Malcolm shared his story. Me and my friend rp, My Marcus, God bless the under. We used to walk to school and we had gummy worms, but he had worms, like, in his neighborhood. And so we would just cut him up, put them in a real gummy worms bag, and give it to the homeless. So that was.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, that's up.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's probably the only thing. Probably the crazy idea, bro. I just watched them eat it and just. That's it, bro.

[Young Nacho]

The craziest thing I probably did was I felt I fed this girl named Jamie Philippe. She had a dog. You know how you get, like, honey buns? Like, I had put, like, all type of in the honey bun package and fed to that dog, though the dog had chased me. So I was like, you know what?

[DJ Wells]

You get revenge. Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I Was like, that dog didn't bit me and tried to bite me. And so I like. Cuz they kept saying like, you can't feed it that. It only eats this.

[Bishop B]

I was like, payday, bro.

[Young Nacho]

It's going to eat this. They had all type of peanut butter. And they like, you can't give them peanut butter.

[Bishop B]

Peanut butter, Payday, Twix, Musketeers.

[Young Nacho]

But I'm sorry that. That's when I was like, through there. I went back there like Chico. We was seeing Chico.

[Bishop B]

Payday.

[DJ Wells]

Give it to a weed brownie.

[Young Nacho]

I was being a honey boo with all type of.

[DJ Wells]

The funny thing about that movie is he was like, I'll never leave you alone. In the next movie. You wasn't around. You live with Craig and Day.

[Bishop B]

Did y' all have pets growing up?

[DJ Wells]

I did.

[Young Nacho]

I had a bulldog, bro.

[Bishop B]

I'm nothing on getting my kids a dog now. It's over with.

[Young Nacho]

I had a bunch of dogs.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all tell my son he is the puppy.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, yeah. I had a dog that I was scared of. Damn.

[Barbie]

I was scared of all my animals too. We had everything. Guinea pigs, snakes, lizards, dogs.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Dr. Doodle.

[Barbie]

It was my. My little brothers were into like animals, okay? Oh, I had birds. Every animal I got, I was scared. I babysitted and got a guinea pig was scared of that.

[Bishop B]

Where did you live to have all this shit going on?

[Young Nacho]

You should have been.

[Barbie]

I just should have been evicted. It was like different houses, but my brother had turtles, lizards, everything.

[DJ Wells]

If y' all landlord find out you niggas had natural.

[Bishop B]

Jeff and Mike is landlords. Cause the motherfucker had a whole.

[Young Nacho]

You pay extra money to keep a dog?

[Barbie]

Listen, they'll never know about a snake or a turtle. I don't gotta tell you about that shit.

[Bishop B]

Why did y' all have a bird?

[DJ Wells]

Yes, you do.

[Barbie]

I had two birds too, and was terrified of them. I used to. I don't know why. I used to just do stuff. I've never been responsible with my money, you know.

[Young Nacho]

Parrots really talk, though.

[DJ Wells]

They do.

[Young Nacho]

Like my. My gym from the Hawks really had a bird. He had a period.

[Barbie]

For real.

[Young Nacho]

And that really talked like. He used to be like, damn. Get the door, Dan. Get the door.

[Bishop B]

That's your bird.

[Young Nacho]

He like, yo, he could do. He tells us everything. He wakes us up like, get the out of here. Like, that's our alarm clock.

[Bishop B]

That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

That was fired up.

[Bishop B]

Damn, Barbara, having all them animals is crazy. I know you went to school stinking every day.

[Young Nacho]

Never a man. Definitely smell like Cabbage?

[Barbie]

Never.

[Bishop B]

Ain't no way. I know y' all furniture stuff. I know you got all these animals in your house. And you.

[Barbie]

Half of the animals are caged like in aquariums. So, no, as long as we have, we have to take care of my mama. Play that dirty.

[Bishop B]

You had dogs and cats?

[Barbie]

Hell, no. I'm terrified of cats. We had dogs.

[Bishop B]

I want a black one.

[DJ Wells]

I'm terrified of black cats.

[Bishop B]

Yes, bro.

[Young Nacho]

You can rob me with a cat, I'm nothing.

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[Young Nacho]

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[DJ Wells]

I'm cool. Catch yourself sufficient I don't like. I don't like pet hair so I can't really do the Pet.

[Young Nacho]

I hate animals, period. Like not on that kind of, but like in my house.

[Bishop B]

All right.

[Young Nacho]

You know, you gotta be correct.

[DJ Wells]

People don't play about the dog now.

[Young Nacho]

Hell no. No, but I don't like animals though.

[Bishop B]

They too hard to raise. Man, damn dogs. Damn. The worst of my kids.

[Young Nacho]

I'll be scared of them.

[Bishop B]

I'm not scared of them. It's just you got to take them outside. And we live in a up city, so it just barely made it here today.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't gonna lie. It's cold as outside it starts snowing. I don't want to take you outside.

[Young Nacho]

For a walk, bro. I never understood when got dogs that live in an apartment. There's no. There's no. No offense. I don't it. If you got a dog, you live apart apartment. That's the dumbest I ever heard in my life, bro.

[Bishop B]

What?

[Young Nacho]

Why do you have a dog?

[DJ Wells]

And you live in a house of a dog too?

[Bishop B]

I'm lost, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Where's the cuz? Like you have no room for no dog. Cat, you dog. No like I lived in. You gotta have a backyard with a dog, bro. I don't give your is a teacup Yorkie you need. It's just not right, bro.

[Bishop B]

If you live in a. If you live in an apartment and it's like 15 to 2K. You good?

[Young Nacho]

No, bro.

[Barbie]

You're saying space wise.

[DJ Wells]

Depending on what type of dog you got.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. You got.

[Bishop B]

On park, my poor. I used to living on park. That was before about two. Two bands.

[Young Nacho]

If you had a golden retriever in that. I can't.

[DJ Wells]

You had airbud up, bro. You holding him back, bro. Oh God.

[Bishop B]

My living room was decent, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Man, no, baby, I got to come over there. Your dog locked in that cage.

[DJ Wells]

What's worse, can't move that or the people who be homeless with their pets. Like if you homies, that's cool. But why the pig gotta be homeless too?

[Bishop B]

Are you comparing a with a home to somebody who's homeless? That's now. I'm sorry.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. Why the pet gotta be homeless, bro?

[Bishop B]

Where else is he gonna go?

[DJ Wells]

Oh, let him go to greener pastures, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Don't let him live because you make a mess.

[Bishop B]

He gotta walk over there, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Free him, bro.

[Bishop B]

So they do they pay for the dogs. We take them there to the rescue place. Do they give you something on it?

[Young Nacho]

No. No.

[Bishop B]

So I just gotta give them my dog for free?

[Young Nacho]

Yes.

[Bishop B]

I think I might as well say stay with me.

[Barbie]

Homeless dogs be living their best life.

[Bishop B]

It's like If I took my kids to the adoption spot. What's up? What's the exchange? You just want them.

[Young Nacho]

You don't get.

[DJ Wells]

Well, that's called human trafficking. So please don't sell your kids to anybody, because that's not how it's supposed to work.

[Bishop B]

I'm just saying.

[Young Nacho]

There'S adoption process because I seen a the other day walking his dog to the spot. That's crazy. That's a good. That's a good point. I was like, somebody look.

[Bishop B]

I was like, somebody got a car. I like.

[Young Nacho]

He got protection.

[Bishop B]

Y' all see the car up there?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Yes. So I told y' all live in their car. I told y'.

[Young Nacho]

All. I never said know.

[Bishop B]

Said if y' all was homeless, you are going to sell your car. No.

[Barbie]

Yes.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, bro, I'm.

[DJ Wells]

I need money.

[Young Nacho]

I'mma try to, like, get some bread.

[Bishop B]

You got a what? I got a mic now you gonna sell your car?

[DJ Wells]

I need money, bro.

[Bishop B]

Your first day being homeless.

[Young Nacho]

My first day?

[DJ Wells]

No, no, no, no.

[Young Nacho]

I'm gonna sleep in my car. Day 30, car gone, and then you gone.

[Barbie]

You have no plan and then what after that?

[Bishop B]

You don't deserve a woman. You ain't go to jail. You have no plan as a man. If you sell your car on day 30, being homeless, bro, because I. The money is part. You'll do anything for money. What? You just gave up some shelter, bro.

[Barbie]

To be outside and to get around to make.

[Bishop B]

What are you gonna buy?

[DJ Wells]

I'm praying that you sell your car.

[Young Nacho]

And.

[DJ Wells]

I got money in my pocket.

[Young Nacho]

The motel for a month.

[Bishop B]

If you're homeless, you is not gonna sell your car for 10k. I want y' all to know that.

[Young Nacho]

Conversation before, but I'm definitely put a 6500 thing.

[DJ Wells]

I got 650.

[Young Nacho]

All right, that hurt.

[Bishop B]

6500. You'll take three.

[Young Nacho]

35. 35. We got a deal.

[Barbie]

Be back homeless.

[Young Nacho]

I know my transmission about to go. I know my transmission about to go out first.

[Bishop B]

The first thing a homeless gonna do is get he's homeless and go to roof.

[Young Nacho]

Chris, you get three beds in your pocket.

[Bishop B]

She gonna forget you over here.

[DJ Wells]

If you woke up over there and.

[Young Nacho]

You could decide to go to Ruth.

[DJ Wells]

Chris, That's a trick choice.

[Bishop B]

You going to go buy outfit.

[Barbie]

He going to the liquor store.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, Barbie.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't going to lie If I ain't got a place to live, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Get you a.

[DJ Wells]

Get you a drink, bro. I'm not mad at you, bro. You got a lot you dealing with, bro.

[Barbie]

Grab that Irish Rose and go.

[DJ Wells]

No, if you just got 3,500, at.

[Bishop B]

Least grab your head and you grab one of these.

[DJ Wells]

See now, now going be broke n y' all up.

[Young Nacho]

Cuz that might just grabbed his money and was like, I'm about.

[Bishop B]

All right. I know we are. Well, okay.

[Young Nacho]

About to get a little spot real quick. I'mma. I'mma walk or whatever to my spot.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, let's.

[Bishop B]

Let's say somebody bless you with 4,000.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, sir.

[Bishop B]

For the car or you outside? No, no, just say. I'm just giving you a scenario. You're outside. Somebody bless y' all here. Go 4000. What the. What's the first thing y' all going to do?

[Young Nacho]

Get a hotel. A motel at that. I'm going say a motel?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah. I'm going to get shelter for the high 30 and we going. We going to make a plan.

[Bishop B]

So that's a thousand gone.

[DJ Wells]

God damn.

[Bishop B]

How long?

[Young Nacho]

I said I was staying at the comrade.

[Bishop B]

That's a thousand dollars a month, bare minimum.

[DJ Wells]

I didn't say a whole month. I said I'm gonna get to someplace, people.

[Bishop B]

Oh, so you just want to be cool for the day?

[DJ Wells]

I gotta make a plan, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I'm be here for like two weeks.

[Bishop B]

I swear to God. I pray the Lord blesses y'.

[Young Nacho]

All. It's gonna be lottery season.

[Barbie]

Please don't the money off on the robbery again.

[Young Nacho]

Please don't.

[DJ Wells]

We gotta figure it out. We can't stay here.

[Young Nacho]

Bro.

[Bishop B]

If you got 4,000 to get in the hotel for two nights, bro, somebody need to come rob you, bro. Cause you playing. Just get it for the month. Get a job.

[DJ Wells]

Let me flip something.

[Young Nacho]

We. We gonna get a job, bro. I'm off that subject, cuz I know what the I do say was. Be he in those shoes he's wearing. Time.

[DJ Wells]

That's what we on.

[Young Nacho]

I be white La.

[DJ Wells]

What?

[Young Nacho]

I know what I'm.

[DJ Wells]

Make this four, eight.

[Young Nacho]

This four go turn 650 quick. I'm put like, what we doing? Somebody going to eat.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, go ahead. Put me on your life insurance for sure. All right. We got some videos today. I'm scared of west on this. Were you searching motels?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I was.

[Bishop B]

I was doing some math.

[DJ Wells]

How much was the room at a local motel?

[Young Nacho]

45.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, yeah.

[Bishop B]

It's green.

[Young Nacho]

I'm good for a month.

[Bishop B]

45, 30. Do the math.

[Young Nacho]

They might give you a deal too.

[Bishop B]

Okay.

[DJ Wells]

They might give you a deal for 1300.

[Young Nacho]

1300.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, no, no, no. You can give them about 400 or move apart.

[Young Nacho]

Can get there.

[Barbie]

How you gonna tell this business?

[DJ Wells]

I got $400?

[Bishop B]

This is a Googleable motel. We not going to the joint right down the street from.

[Young Nacho]

I'm going to the one next to Sunset. That motherfucker that's about to fall down.

[DJ Wells]

You want some out there, mother nigga.

[Young Nacho]

You might gonna have. We he.

[DJ Wells]

It'll be a last day for sure.

[Young Nacho]

It. It can't get nowhere, y'.

[DJ Wells]

All.

[Young Nacho]

Fry.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to 44 black man. He basically lived all childhood with us. Please play these videos, man. T, I thought about you when I seen this, man. My was going crazy with the. You just had it on the screen. It was a video. Not on the. There we go. Right there to left, left. There we go.

[Young Nacho]

I don't know what to tell you, bro. We was outside. Yo, yo. Sleepwalking. That's all I knew how to do, though. I knew how to sleep that, bro. If you knew how to do the triangle and let that roll through that.

[Bishop B]

Oh, God.

[Young Nacho]

That bit like a dog, bro. You man, you was swinging out that all up in the app.

[Bishop B]

What y' all call me lame for? Y' all call me lame? Cause I had something.

[Barbie]

A pocket.

[Young Nacho]

You had Rollerblades?

[Bishop B]

Chill.

[Barbie]

No, you had one of the pet pockets. What was it called?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, so shout out to 404 black. He's hilarious. He brought up a whole lot of nostalgia stuff. And I want to see how y' all felt about this first. Anybody here have a name belt?

[Barbie]

Yes. No, I had an electronic one.

[DJ Wells]

Electronic one?

[Barbie]

Yes. I had both of them. The regular one and the electronic one.

[DJ Wells]

Tina, you had a name belt?

[Young Nacho]

I ain't get to that way.

[Bishop B]

Nah, that's too much.

[Young Nacho]

I've been a my whole life, I was seeing a nigga walk around with his name on his belt.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, so much shout out to my shezy. He had two watches and a bill.

[Barbie]

They say cheesy.

[Bishop B]

No, she Z S H E E Z Y. Cheesy Bone, Respect, Love Gang.

[Young Nacho]

But y' all with who had name belts?

[DJ Wells]

Would you talk to a had name belt? Good question.

[Barbie]

Today.

[Young Nacho]

No back.

[DJ Wells]

That was the vibe.

[Barbie]

I don't think the. Did the guys have name belts?

[Bishop B]

Oh, yeah, they did. I just shouted one out.

[Barbie]

He was talking to him.

[Bishop B]

Well, my was.

[Barbie]

I don't remember him having name bill. He probably did.

[DJ Wells]

What about rosaries?

[Barbie]

Oh, yeah, rosaries. With the cargo pants, the cargo shorts.

[Young Nacho]

And the V neck and some Jordans.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to my nigga. He's a rosary God.

[Young Nacho]

I, I, I ain't get to that wave either. What was the joint called?

[Bishop B]

The rosary made out of wood. The rose.

[Young Nacho]

That's crazy. You like mano that nigga said with the woods bring it to me googly googly mango sauce.

[Bishop B]

The I want you to use the gun pause.

[DJ Wells]

I think name the company is like.

[Young Nacho]

Goodwood or some like that Goodwood is crazy.

[Barbie]

What is.

[Young Nacho]

I don't really google that.

[DJ Wells]

They made it. They made the wood Jesus pieces.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I know said good wood. Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That was a phase.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Rose rosaries is crazy.

[Young Nacho]

I never. I never got to that phase.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. I never was into the rosary. Polo boots too deep for me.

[Young Nacho]

Polo boots never. Never got those.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to Macy's kept me lace.

[Young Nacho]

I was never a polo.

[Bishop B]

Polos. I had the damn. What was the called The Polos. Oh I with it because young drove. I can't think of the name of the though the big ass horses though.

[DJ Wells]

Oh I had to look at my purple up and like that. But the last evenson picture where he has that varsity jacket on with that boot on top of that countertop for no reason.

[Bishop B]

Polos was a vibe though.

[Young Nacho]

I never got in the polo.

[Bishop B]

I couldn't really do the button ups like ho. So I did the polos.

[DJ Wells]

Oh yeah. Ralph Lauren never going out of style now the big polo. When they got doing the jumbo size horses on the polos. Yeah I. I wasn't participating that. That was a little too much for me.

[Bishop B]

That was my right there.

[DJ Wells]

The rugby's and class. I'm all for that one.

[Bishop B]

There it is.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, rugby's here. Classic. You can still get them off today. That right there was disgusting. Why is your logo that big on your shirt?

[Bishop B]

I never everything on it.

[Young Nacho]

I never wore none of that polo boot.

[Bishop B]

Killing a khaki. The yaki. No crease it get worse.

[Young Nacho]

Look at them boots, bro.

[DJ Wells]

That all black is my favorite boot.

[Young Nacho]

No, no, no, no.

[Bishop B]

Go down Mike.

[Young Nacho]

The black and brown go over to the right.

[Bishop B]

So. Yes, Sir Timothy.

[Young Nacho]

The boots are ass.

[DJ Wells]

The double zipper polo walk.

[Young Nacho]

So easy to run. Polo cadaver shout out to polo though. But I. I would never.

[Bishop B]

That's the same Bri.

[DJ Wells]

Kanye will cuss you out if you.

[Bishop B]

That's the same Bri Jeff. You ain't never had no polo, boo.

[Young Nacho]

I'm surprised by. I always had good feet. Those are bad feet.

[DJ Wells]

Those were super popular though. I. I never owned a pair but.

[Young Nacho]

I never judged bad feats, bro. I never had.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, black pair is disgusting.

[Young Nacho]

If you see me doing this. If you see me doing that. I was walking the dog.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, the minis the minis with the strap.

[Young Nacho]

I was walking. If I was, I was walking the dog to my spot, cuz. Cuz ain't no way it hit.

[DJ Wells]

Oh no, the camo toe.

[Bishop B]

That's too freaky.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

That's disgusting.

[Young Nacho]

No, I'm smooth.

[Bishop B]

Oh, man, y' all got me up here high. That's funny as hell. Stunned though. Had polos. Y' all wild.

[Young Nacho]

I had polo. I didn't have no polo pool, so.

[DJ Wells]

I definitely have some skippers for sure.

[Bishop B]

What else?

[DJ Wells]

That is funny, man.

[Bishop B]

Told y I didn't know the guy fearing spari, bro. You got some.

[DJ Wells]

I was there.

[Young Nacho]

I'm not going there.

[DJ Wells]

You had to wear business casual to.

[Young Nacho]

Get in the club.

[DJ Wells]

Spirits was clutch.

[Bishop B]

Yes, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Now the whites start wearing the Nike socks with them. And that's when she got wicked. That's when I never wife started wearing the Nike socks with her. That's what she got again.

[Young Nacho]

Did y' all ever wear the like. Like church shoes to the club? Y' all ever get to that point? Creative Rex or no like real hard ball?

[Bishop B]

Never. XL was not for me.

[Young Nacho]

Where y' all do that in the club though?

[Bishop B]

Shout out to my trey. He own a tangerine long sleeve polo with some brown kickers on. Never. He blew my high forever.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, are those croc skins? Stacy Adams.

[Bishop B]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Cloud 9 dress.

[Bishop B]

COD had mar though.

[Barbie]

That's why I say Mars. That's your age, Aiden.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Is different though. Wasn't though.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

Barbie. Keep trying to slide. I hear you.

[Barbie]

That's how y' all was stepping in cloud nine?

[Young Nacho]

No, I never stepped like that.

[Bishop B]

I had every color more.

[Young Nacho]

Nah.

[Bishop B]

And then when what else was out? I just said it. Creative Rick.

[DJ Wells]

Creative wrecks.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. The all black Creative Rick.

[Young Nacho]

I never got that's hero pinner. I never stepped into none of that.

[DJ Wells]

You never had no creative wrecks?

[Bishop B]

I'm surprised he was already in the. In the league.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I had Gucci shoes and Louis shoes. Balenciaga.

[Bishop B]

Not at first. Club outfit was me.

[Young Nacho]

I was still from Indianapolis. I ain't know no better. Levi's of the polo sound about right.

[Bishop B]

What shoes you have on?

[Young Nacho]

Crazy bulls. Crazy bull fives. I thought I'd bust their ass.

[DJ Wells]

If you had the Rex though, with the toe strap.

[Bishop B]

Yes, bro. That's a fire fire casual shoe. And then when the Balenciagas came out. Damn, I can't remember them colors.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, slutted out every player all red.

[Bishop B]

That's when they had a little change. Yeah, a little change.

[Young Nacho]

I had all of them for sure.

[Bishop B]

Oh, that's funny.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all are hilarious, man.

[Bishop B]

What was you wearing in the club.

[DJ Wells]

When you first got in the club, Charlotte Russ?

[Barbie]

A blazer and a kneeless dress.

[Bishop B]

What?

[Barbie]

Fucking busted.

[Young Nacho]

He had on a fucking blazer.

[Barbie]

Yeah, everybody was dressing big Charla rule.

[Young Nacho]

You was trying to dress like old girl off of. What's that show called? When she was fucking the president.

[Barbie]

It's not around no more.

[Young Nacho]

Scandal. Oh, that's why it's around look like a scandal.

[Barbie]

It was in the rain, but it was like cheap as hell. Not rainbow.

[Bishop B]

Oh, okay.

[Barbie]

That's Charlotte russe right there.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all was dressed for The Mocking concert.

[Barbie]

6.99 for a shirt.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, I ain't gonna lie. I remember Katina had Melissa's.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, you had the Melissa's in the jersey dress.

[Young Nacho]

Yep.

[Bishop B]

Swimming feet.

[Young Nacho]

Please don't. Yeah, her shit was foggy.

[DJ Wells]

Damn, was foggy as hell in the Melissa's board.

[Barbie]

Yeah, the ball. Ball socks.

[Bishop B]

She got dancer feet. I mean Melissa's all day. You out of pocket.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[Bishop B]

That's nine hours.

[DJ Wells]

That's like the. Who had the fake invisible forces.

[Bishop B]

Again?

[Young Nacho]

I remember I used to. Y' all remember when, like in the summer when we used to go to Expo, I used to have you had on some Melissa. Oh, I was. I was something.

[DJ Wells]

You was dam it raw.

[Bishop B]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I was like, damn, she the one that's crazy. Especially when they start putting the strap.

[Bishop B]

On them up here.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, Melissa.

[Bishop B]

I've never seen the high top.

[Young Nacho]

Oh God, they got the hot top. Melissa.

[Bishop B]

If I lie, I never seen that.

[Young Nacho]

Well, they were high top. I thought, oh, they taking it all. They. They don't want.

[Barbie]

Wow.

[Young Nacho]

I couldn't believe it.

[Barbie]

I was filthy. I wore pastries.

[DJ Wells]

Red, you younger than us.

[Young Nacho]

You younger than us.

[DJ Wells]

Pastries.

[Barbie]

Pastries. Yes.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Angela Simmons and them. They were JD Sports for a long time.

[Bishop B]

Barbie need a doc. She a get ready with me. With Barbie, you would have been a lit streamer back in the day in 2011, a Malcolm walking in your house with all these animals waking up, you getting ready.

[Barbie]

That was all of my brothers room.

[Bishop B]

That's crazy.

[Young Nacho]

Lizard on her shoulder. Never.

[Bishop B]

You know how much pet food you got? All them stupid ass animals.

[Young Nacho]

That's a a or. Hold on. The OR came to my house, right? Yeah, he sprayed doing this 1, 2. The was talking about animals. He was like, yeah, I bought two horses. We got seven dogs, a cat. I looked at him, I was like, your house. I was like, your house big.

[Bishop B]

It's like.

[Young Nacho]

No, pretty normal size house. Three Bedroom. Oh, you got horses with a three bedroom?

[Bishop B]

He got to live. He got to have a acre at least, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I don't know what he got, but he.

[Bishop B]

You ain't having. You can't have a 1200 squ. 1200 square foot house with. With.

[Young Nacho]

With a horse.

[Bishop B]

You can't even have a toy horse with a 1200 square foot house.

[DJ Wells]

You can have a donkey.

[Young Nacho]

I hope he going, watch, tell me. Watch the show. I ain't trying to on you, but I was just amazed how we interview. He's like, I gotta keep working because we keep buying these damn animals. I was like, I have to.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, respect.

[Barbie]

His wife is like, I want a chicken, babe. And he going out getting that chicken.

[Young Nacho]

Went to your house and didn't spray nothing, Right? Just walk.

[Bishop B]

He about to be riding that over there. Keep it up.

[Young Nacho]

Look, we joking, man. I fuck with you.

[Bishop B]

I don't know that nigga. You out of pocket. You better get some control. Drop your dick at home, keep buying animals and.

[Young Nacho]

Yo, never mind. I need my house to be cool. Stupid.

[DJ Wells]

My question is, if we break up, where do the animals go? Cuz, you got to take these list.

[Young Nacho]

He got kids, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, okay. Well, everybody can stay.

[Bishop B]

If y had a dog, though, would y' all leave it with your girl? Y broke up.

[DJ Wells]

I think that is. I think it's a red flag when you tell people, they like, yeah, we broke up, but we still share a dog.

[Young Nacho]

Yo, don't do that. Don't do that. No, no, don't do that. Don't do that. No, don't do that. Dj, don't do that.

[DJ Wells]

Look.

[Young Nacho]

Nope.

[Barbie]

Hey, Chris.

[Bishop B]

Chad.

[DJ Wells]

No, no, my bad guy. No, no, I take the five.

[Barbie]

Mike ain't paying attention. I have to remind him tomorrow.

[Young Nacho]

No, no, no. It's all good.

[DJ Wells]

I didn't know.

[Bishop B]

That's top tier.

[Young Nacho]

She's going to. She's gonna text you. She's gonna.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, I didn't know I was answering the question. No problem.

[Bishop B]

That's a red flag.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Oh, man, I'm just gonna text you.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to all the co parents, man.

[Bishop B]

I'm damn sure I would not be coming. Pick no animal up, though. It ain't my week.

[Young Nacho]

Stop, bro. What else happened in the world, bro?

[Bishop B]

Whatever. Way sick. Pow. What? Whatever that.

[Young Nacho]

What else happen in the world, bro? Mike, please come to the next video.

[DJ Wells]

I didn't know how far.

[Young Nacho]

You have.

[DJ Wells]

To play that one, but yeah, this is fun. You can play that too. Double hairlines. I forgot about all this.

[Young Nacho]

Shout out to my Lou, man. My Lou had two hairline.

[Bishop B]

We first met.

[Young Nacho]

This another thing had conflict.

[Bishop B]

I had worse though in school.

[Young Nacho]

Face, bro. All like, bro, what the. You only got two hairlines, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You the reason why.

[Young Nacho]

Haircut 30.

[Bishop B]

I saw high school had that.

[Barbie]

No, sir. You took your double hairline is insane.

[DJ Wells]

I never understood it.

[Young Nacho]

My Lou had that.

[Bishop B]

That was the thing.

[Young Nacho]

That's when we first met him and said. My Phil said got two hairlines. I'm like crazy. What do you mean?

[Bishop B]

Like get the part like stiff.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah. Definitely used to get parts then.

[Bishop B]

I used to the big ass designs in my.

[DJ Wells]

The Nike signs used to go crazy back in the day.

[Young Nacho]

I had designs when I was a senior high school. I remember that came back. We started getting designs when we were seniors.

[Bishop B]

Designs like yo.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, like on the side of our head.

[DJ Wells]

I got one for prom.

[Young Nacho]

Lou had one in the back of his whole head.

[Bishop B]

Y' all was doing that 0708. Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Reached back and what's crazy is how long you gotta wait for your hair to grow back with that part.

[Bishop B]

Where's. Where was yours at?

[DJ Wells]

Mine was like on the side. So I mean, yeah, but I've seen people get out.

[Bishop B]

Y' all was going. Y' all was putting graffiti in y'. All.

[Young Nacho]

My was on side too it though.

[Bishop B]

I did some wild at bike tail, bro. For sure.

[DJ Wells]

Topper is wild. Mike, what else we got? Man, this is crazy. Is this just. Just one of the intake your barber put your hairline back and pull it up and say we gotta figure it out.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, that tried so. Yeah, smoke that about his hairline. You ever been that mad about a cut?

[Bishop B]

I don't even got no bad one like that. I got a bad cut before, but not like where I want to kill a. This is why I hate about like that though. I probably because I get my haircut every six days, bro. You know when a barber keep touching the same spot? No way in. You just let a grease your all the way back. And when he done you shitty. I don't with that, bro. I'm automatically like, hey, let me see it real quick. Let me see if I can see you keep touching it back and going back. You my up.

[DJ Wells]

Or also just accept that your hairline is actually going back.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, like bro couldn't do nothing when he was at the barbershop. And that just drilled your mustache off.

[Young Nacho]

That's crazy.

[Bishop B]

No, I'm just saying why you pick them words my fault.

[Young Nacho]

Why you can't say just cut the mustache off. Why you say drill?

[Bishop B]

That's no I'm just saying got you together. You couldn't do nothing about it.

[Young Nacho]

I was shitty in a. I know.

[Bishop B]

I'm saying you had every right.

[Young Nacho]

And we had a language barrier.

[Bishop B]

Well, that said.

[Young Nacho]

Do you want me to take it all? Like you want me to clean. Pause. It sounds crazy. You want me to clean it up? And I said, he's so weird.

[Bishop B]

Like, you want me to clean it up?

[Young Nacho]

I'm like, yeah. Head just l everything. Come on, man. Y is weird.

[Barbie]

Wait, so he got up, your mustache was gone.

[Young Nacho]

Barbie, Malcolm, you better not pull that picture up. Y' all is red n. I'm saying.

[Bishop B]

Bro, you really could do.

[Young Nacho]

Why you talking about. Oh, my goodness.

[Bishop B]

But a haircut, bro, when he steady.

[Young Nacho]

Doing that got to come up when y' all start talking about haircut.

[Bishop B]

Because, bro, that's. You couldn't help it.

[Barbie]

That was a was you was sending.

[Young Nacho]

Somebody birthday post that one picture where he in the club like this.

[DJ Wells]

Y' all got that any production quiet. That means somebody got some back there.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, y' all got every picture for me. All right. Out of pocket. Can't wait for this. I posted a day. Goddamn it, buddy.

[DJ Wells]

Really up the tool. That for the hairline, though. That is.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, he wild, bro.

[Bishop B]

He is he tripping.

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[Bishop B]

Know bro you've been in the barbershop long enough you know what a can.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't that mad bro and nice niggas gonna give you a free cup bro he said just go bro nigga.

[Bishop B]

It better be free that ain't doing no good deed for me.

[Young Nacho]

Let's go bro you ain't gotta be that mad try to kill they got.

[DJ Wells]

The measuring his in the mirror said.

[Young Nacho]

Nah do you think my went that far?

[Bishop B]

Yes you lost your mustache. You was hot.

[Young Nacho]

I wasn't even I was hot because I gotta go somewhere.

[Bishop B]

What do you think this gotta do.

[Young Nacho]

Throw a hat on?

[Barbie]

How long does a mustache take the girl like you?

[Young Nacho]

Yo it took like two days. But it's just like, we about to go somewhere, they about to go out of town. I'm like, man, I'm not walking outside.

[DJ Wells]

There is nothing worse. Like you said, you got somewhere to be. And your cut either don't have it or it's not where it's supposed to be.

[Young Nacho]

Like, I had no mustache. I'm a grown. I look like I was really trying to tap in with the Dominicans. The Spanish people for real.

[Bishop B]

Or the Muslims wallowed them cut all day.

[Young Nacho]

I was looking wild.

[DJ Wells]

Would you have no cut or backup?

[Bishop B]

Okay, no cut, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I would rather have a crazy mustache than no mustache, bro. That shit was wild. Cause and my goofy ass FaceTime Kayla, like, looks like cut mama. She screenshot it. Yeah, that's how that got on there. She's the cobra. That's why she's sharing dogs. I'm shitty. Well, yo, I wanted to say it.

[Bishop B]

Because I get DJ called Kayla Toxic.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, because you got co parent dog. It was dj.

[DJ Wells]

That's crazy because they hear the sister.

[Young Nacho]

It's your birthday. Hey, okay, listen.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, like it's on my page.

[Barbie]

Go Norvard.

[Young Nacho]

Norvy.

[Bishop B]

I love Shout out to Hov. That's a parish budd now, period.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Paris men Life classic, man. For sure.

[Young Nacho]

I think it got the sh.

[DJ Wells]

Got the.

[Barbie]

That's the polo glasses.

[Bishop B]

That was my. My got the glasses now, but those turn into sunglasses in the sun. It was a little confused cuz the FL.

[Young Nacho]

They little confused my glass too little. I a know what mode going in.

[Bishop B]

It was getting a little wicked.

[Young Nacho]

Supposed to go sports mode.

[Bishop B]

Got a little too wicked in that. They just decided to fog up on me.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, hey.

[DJ Wells]

Nothing worse than an off guard picking a club, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Hey, they are, bro.

[Bishop B]

Cause I was really dancing, bro. That what dance you doing. Shout out to DJ Cash, man. Y' all some hoes.

[Young Nacho]

He was like the Chris Brown we.

[Bishop B]

Was tik toking.

[DJ Wells]

Me and GR hit some pictures up here, man.

[Young Nacho]

It's his birthday, man.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to Myr, man.

[Young Nacho]

It's a legendary pick right there too.

[DJ Wells]

That was the first to tell picture. Hey, please play the the badass kids throwing tantrums, man. This is funny as hell. They put gospel music over these badass kids throwing tantrums. And it's the funniest compilation I've seen is week, man.

[Young Nacho]

That picture legendary. That's when I be leaving church.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, when they.

[Young Nacho]

No when they start doing that, that's when I walk out.

[Bishop B]

That's how they be moving too. That's why that so funny? Has somebody ever start shouting next to y' all at church?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. You know what's so crazy?

[DJ Wells]

You got hit?

[Barbie]

Yes. This lady was like. I was like, whoa, wait a minute.

[Young Nacho]

And then she snapped out of.

[Barbie]

And she took a minute. They had the fan her. She fell back. It was a lot.

[DJ Wells]

No, those are my favorite people when they get that fan out.

[Young Nacho]

We used to go to Eastern Star. Lazy to do that. Every church the same one.

[Bishop B]

She.

[Young Nacho]

I'm like, it don't hit you every day, bro. Not every weekend.

[Bishop B]

You don't know how the spirit moves.

[DJ Wells]

Not every. Not every weekend. He said, every time after offer.

[Young Nacho]

Every. Every Sunday at this time, I tell my mom. I'll be like, bro, she is faking my mom. Like, you don't know what she's going through.

[Bishop B]

The spirit move different, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I was like, bro, take me a friendship. I don't like this new church run around the church.

[DJ Wells]

I see your mom at the end. She said, know what? Every time I see you and Brandon, I just pray so strong for y'.

[Barbie]

All.

[Young Nacho]

What is going on? My mom be like, I hope be him pray today. I'm like, why you always stand up here? He like this. He just be making fun of the church.

[Bishop B]

Like, no, I think. I think shouting is overrated. But if a. In the spirit, bro. You can't.

[Young Nacho]

I'm not saying you not, but just like, every weekend. I didn't like. No. No disrespect to Eastern Star. I just couldn't.

[Bishop B]

What you thinking?

[Young Nacho]

What? Fuck.

[Bishop B]

Only supposed to hit once, once a month.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, it got.

[Bishop B]

Wow.

[DJ Wells]

Switch it up.

[Young Nacho]

Like. Yeah, Let them hit you on a Saturday or something.

[Bishop B]

Like, we not here.

[Young Nacho]

It's my whole point.

[DJ Wells]

Like, I'm starting to think that crazy today.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

Like, they ain't even seen the A and B selection.

[Young Nacho]

All he said was, God, no disrespect.

[DJ Wells]

Hey, my favorite thing is Bernie Mac episode where he joined the church so they can get out of church.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, I remember one day, though, the spirit hit me because I walked up to the altar.

[Bishop B]

Oh, Lord.

[Young Nacho]

Oh. It was like, if you're going through some things. I knew I had. This is a real shit. I was in high school. I had cheated on. I had cheated on my.

[Bishop B]

Oh, wow.

[DJ Wells]

I got.

[Young Nacho]

I got God. I walked to the altar.

[Bishop B]

Cause hey.

[DJ Wells]

Yes.

[Young Nacho]

I said, man, if God take me back, you will too.

[DJ Wells]

I walked to the altar that.

[Young Nacho]

I said, man, he's like, if you was out last night doing wrong. And, you know, I was like, damn, he talking to me, cuz. I think it was wrong, but it felt right. Man.

[Bishop B]

What?

[Young Nacho]

I don't know.

[Bishop B]

So you cheated on your girlfriend, you.

[Young Nacho]

Went to the alter, thought it was going to work, cuz.

[DJ Wells]

Yes, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Doesn't change the same way.

[Bishop B]

Bitch, where you at?

[Young Nacho]

I left and text her, said, what you doing? No, I'm feeling.

[DJ Wells]

I mean, that's better than going to see the lady.

[Young Nacho]

I did go to the officer, though. I did go to the office, but it feels like every time you, like, go to church, they talking to you, though.

[Bishop B]

Nah, for real.

[DJ Wells]

I just.

[Bishop B]

I don't want to go through all that. Like, God can skip me with all the extra, but if the pastor's talking to me, I received that message.

[Young Nacho]

But no, that's how I feel.

[Bishop B]

I don't want to have no seizure or no. Like that church. I'm cool, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Mike, you ever had a seizure at church?

[DJ Wells]

Mike ain't caught the spirit.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't never caught the spirit?

[DJ Wells]

No.

[Bishop B]

Not like around, start yelling, running around the church?

[DJ Wells]

No, my favorite, when they just start.

[Young Nacho]

Dancing around the church.

[DJ Wells]

That is hilarious.

[Young Nacho]

My granddad is actually the pastor. I ain't never seen him do it either.

[Bishop B]

It's just he.

[Young Nacho]

Your granddad's a pastor? Yeah.

[DJ Wells]

The more you learn about the people you work with every day.

[Young Nacho]

My grand granddad's a pastor and he.

[DJ Wells]

Don'T go to church.

[Bishop B]

Daddy's a cop.

[Young Nacho]

Daddy a cop.

[Bishop B]

He's a photographer.

[Young Nacho]

You a photographer? So you do. You shoot, Your pops is a cop and your dad a pass.

[Bishop B]

Tyler per le Buckhead. Come on up to there. Got. Got a whole family for me.

[Young Nacho]

All illegal activity going on. We got. We got trading day. We got the passage to the money, then we got a shooter. It's all worth it.

[DJ Wells]

Crazy.

[Bishop B]

His granddaddy wrote tv.

[DJ Wells]

He said, yes, I'm delivering personal prayers today.

[Young Nacho]

All right, My. We ain't going to mess with granddad.

[Bishop B]

Shout out to grandpa.

[Young Nacho]

Shout to OG so that they could get some money back to the church.

[Bishop B]

Mike Pro never tied either.

[Young Nacho]

No, I actually tied pretty hefty.

[Bishop B]

I mean, 10%, a little bit more than that.

[DJ Wells]

This is funny because you the church drummer, when people start shouting, you keep playing the music you like. At some point you cut it off. Because the past we get mad. We got go too long, too.

[Bishop B]

It depends, bro. It depends. It just. It just matters.

[Young Nacho]

On the vibe, do you get like a. A cue to, like, turn it up?

[Bishop B]

Yeah. The organ or the bass? The base will start, then we'll go. We do 30 seconds. Ain't got that much energy. It's most of this time it's over. Overweight, out of shape shout. They got about 30 seconds in them, then they fall down and we stop pastor, throw the rug on them and then we. We move on with service.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, rug.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, we throw a rug with a little on the end of it. Yeah, I ain't had that much of church.

[DJ Wells]

We had. We had sheets.

[Young Nacho]

On to the next one.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that was a little broke. We had like.

[Young Nacho]

Broke ass shirts.

[DJ Wells]

I said it was. Glad b. I a heard that.

[Young Nacho]

Throw a sheet on a.

[Bishop B]

You supposed to throw like a little. Little prayer rug on them.

[Young Nacho]

I'm cool.

[Bishop B]

Just lay them down.

[Young Nacho]

Just lift me up.

[Barbie]

Lay them down.

[DJ Wells]

Don't let down before get. No.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, that's what you. You can't. When the shouting, they fall, you don't just let them hit their head.

[Young Nacho]

You got to got brace.

[DJ Wells]

Shout out to the nurses. They pull up.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Wells]

I see some nurses catching elbows and give up.

[Bishop B]

One didn't wake up, though. At church, I said, ham, damn, she died.

[Barbie]

Shout it to him.

[Bishop B]

I don't know. I. That was. I was a visitor. It was a night service that fell and the paramedics had to come. Well.

[Young Nacho]

The Lord wanted you, so I.

[Bishop B]

Don'T know what happened to him.

[DJ Wells]

God bless. If you ain't with us, we know where you went.

[Young Nacho]

You definitely went to hell.

[Bishop B]

Ain't no way to go out.

[Young Nacho]

Y st.

[DJ Wells]

It's a ways to go out. That's the one I want.

[Bishop B]

With respect, I'm not.

[Young Nacho]

All right, all right. Do we ever talk about that? If you had to go the way you want to go.

[Bishop B]

RIP Love gang, Kevin Samuels, whatever they said on Twitter, I don't know if it's true. He was turning something.

[Young Nacho]

Do you want to, like, die on the person or like, if it's like that.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, I want to die laying down, though. Go ahead and put me in uniform.

[Young Nacho]

Let me lay down and just.

[Barbie]

That's some scary.

[Young Nacho]

What are you doing? If somebody died, do you, like, wake up and be like, damn, my is.

[Barbie]

Deadly, or it's like, what, I'm gonna be traumatized.

[Bishop B]

I wonder if that's a crime, though.

[Barbie]

How is that a crime? You did that to yourself. No, I didn't know he had a heart condition.

[Bishop B]

You can't say that when we do this DNA test. So what the hell I'm saying, though, that's gotta be like, you killed me.

[Young Nacho]

Well, like, do you feel good?

[Barbie]

No, I wouldn't feel good. That's some mysterious. I would be traumatized.

[Young Nacho]

Like, you'd be like, yo, my, I don't know, man, your like crack for real gonna start coming, they're gonna be calling you.

[Bishop B]

You know, it's always man die, it's never the woman.

[DJ Wells]

This shit right here, you know, when.

[Young Nacho]

Crackheads see a motherfucker die hitting that pipe, I learned that's crazy. I need that motherfucker. Yeah, I'm cool though.

[Barbie]

Price went up, huh?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, your shit kill somebody.

[Bishop B]

Y' all probably wanna die. Y' all sleep or something?

[Young Nacho]

Me, yeah, I want to die when I'm like 95. Just like.

[Bishop B]

You're not living that long, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Why the you keep telling me?

[Bishop B]

Because I'm not gonna live that long.

[Young Nacho]

Healthy.

[Bishop B]

You are not living long.

[Young Nacho]

I'm healthy.

[Bishop B]

You taking a hard rock bandit, that's why. You know, shout out to my.

[Young Nacho]

I'm living longer than him, bro. If he go to 89, it don't matter.

[Bishop B]

Barbie's neutral. Out of all three of us, who.

[Young Nacho]

You think gonna live the longest?

[Barbie]

DJ, why? Because it's activities.

[Young Nacho]

Because he smoke weed?

[Bishop B]

Yep.

[Young Nacho]

That's why he's gonna live the shortest. Listen, his lungs are gone. Never mind.

[DJ Wells]

It's not like we got life insurance. Anyway.

[Barbie]

He works.

[Young Nacho]

I just put it out like.

[Bishop B]

But anyway, cuz he works out too.

[Barbie]

He works out too.

[Bishop B]

Wow.

[Young Nacho]

Damn.

[Bishop B]

All right, who's next? Cool it, dj. I guess.

[Young Nacho]

Okay, who's next? Really?

[Barbie]

It's gonna be Jeff.

[Young Nacho]

Didn't you say on your birthday you gonna. That's crazy. You got about 45 years.

[DJ Wells]

Don't eat that cake.

[Young Nacho]

They got like 45 more years left. Cause damn, that ain't bad. Life.

[Barbie]

Damn near 40 people living to be old.

[DJ Wells]

I wanna live as long as I am coherent and able minded and physically able.

[Young Nacho]

Literally myself, bro, 80, I work about 85. I'm 85.

[Barbie]

They still getting around.

[Young Nacho]

Living just ain't going to work.

[Bishop B]

I'm cool.

[Young Nacho]

85.

[Bishop B]

My grandma died 100, and at 100, I said.

[Barbie]

Like, as long as you.

[Bishop B]

Can move around what they do.

[Young Nacho]

But at 85, another one at 85, cuz, I, I, I'm good.

[Bishop B]

Hey, man, we went to my grandma last birthday. She just sat there the whole time. I said, if you don't stand up. Drove from.

[Barbie]

What the hell you want her to do?

[Bishop B]

Lafayette Road to Post Road to see you just sit, girl. She'll get up and shuffle and motherfucking electric slide. Everybody just sitting there. She just sitting there. Everybody going to take pictures with her.

[Barbie]

Be here.

[Bishop B]

I was like, yeah, I just made me go. God bless baby though, you know what I mean?

[Young Nacho]

When she sitting there like, oh, boy. Like Jesse damn near with a wig.

[Bishop B]

I said, somebody gonna give my grandma a ginger ale or something, make her look like she having fun. Just sitting there, hands all ashy. Fix her wig, mama. Damn, everybody, you know a wear a loose wig. You keep putting your head on her, keep.

[Barbie]

She can't even pull it back down.

[Bishop B]

Like, when I be having a rag on my head. If y' all put another flash in her face, she ain't gonna be able to see by the time she leave this motherfucker. That is the worst, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, man. Like, man, let go to go home, bro. She don't want to do this, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yes, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Having.

[Bishop B]

If they can't get up and move, stop having birthday parties for them, bro. The are we celebrating I met grandma. See.

[Barbie]

Y' all all look alike.

[Bishop B]

DJ say her name on the mic. Cut that up.

[Young Nacho]

Got me sweating, stupid.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro, If I. If I'm a burden, bro, give me up out of here, bro. I don't want to be a burden to the family. Yeah, when someone come pick you up from family functions, bro, go ahead and check out.

[Young Nacho]

If you gotta pick me up to the function. I'm straight.

[Bishop B]

Respect.

[Young Nacho]

I can't pull up.

[DJ Wells]

I'm cool.

[Bishop B]

Oh, if you can't drive, you don't want to go. Nah, bro, I' ma still want to pull up, bro.

[Young Nacho]

Nah, bro, if I'm like 85 and yo, you coming to get me is you coming to get me?

[Bishop B]

They like, damn, my kids better come get me. My grandbabies better come get me.

[Young Nacho]

I'm cool.

[Bishop B]

I don't give a if I could drive after 75. I'm not driving if I don't want to. Not to no party.

[DJ Wells]

If got attitude about picking me up, we going to have a problem, bro.

[Bishop B]

Yeah, your grandkids and bro, you getting cut out siblings. Yeah. Hell no.

[Young Nacho]

I'll be mad. I'll be mad if my dad was to call me, come pick him up from Avon.

[DJ Wells]

I'll be shitty.

[Young Nacho]

You far as hell, but I do it. But I'll be, bro, at least get.

[Bishop B]

Him a Uber, bro.

[DJ Wells]

You can't put no serious sis in Uber.

[Barbie]

Say they don't be wanting to ride.

[DJ Wells]

No today's senior serious ain't don't know what Uber is, bro. By the time we.

[Young Nacho]

Oh, of course.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah.

[Young Nacho]

I know my mom.

[Bishop B]

I'm putting my mom in the OR if I don't feel like going to get her. But I'll go pick her up, though.

[Young Nacho]

Yeah, I'll go get my dad. But I don't want to get in the car. What's up? My. It's cool.

[Bishop B]

You do got.

[Young Nacho]

But then I gotta bring them back on, obviously.

[DJ Wells]

I ain't gonna lie. That's really. That. That take you home after the function is where.

[Bishop B]

That's the gift of me having 10 siblings, though. We trade off.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bishop B]

But y'.

[Young Nacho]

All.

[Bishop B]

These are wrong though, bro. Take your parents home, bro.

[Young Nacho]

I will. It still make me mad, but I'll take it home.

[Bishop B]

I hope y' all creators don't treat y' all like how y' all treat your parents.

[DJ Wells]

Talking about. So this audition period, bro, you wanna be at his will or not? I get this to charity.

[Young Nacho]

You play with me, I'll be damn. What? I ain't giving shit to charity.

[Bishop B]

You ain't doing that.

[Young Nacho]

Mm.

[Bishop B]

Mm. Old boy did that.

[Young Nacho]

No disrespect to the charities, but I'm.

[DJ Wells]

Not giving Bill Gates.

[Bishop B]

Bill Gates?

[Young Nacho]

Yeah. Oh, hell no.

[Bishop B]

He wrong.

[DJ Wells]

He said I gave. I have enough money that y' all can live a comfortable life and more to come. I ain't mad at flattery, but he.

[Young Nacho]

Gave him $10 million, didn't he?

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, bro, I need more than that.

[Young Nacho]

No, I got billions.

[DJ Wells]

My kids getting his entire Fortune around 400 M's.

[Young Nacho]

Jackie Chan.

[DJ Wells]

Oh, Jackson. Excuse me.

[Young Nacho]

Plans to donate his entire fortune.

[Bishop B]

Yep.

[Young Nacho]

Ah. I'm not with my daddy. He used to do some like that.

[Barbie]

That's insane.

[Young Nacho]

You with your parents, Let me tell you that.

[Bishop B]

Oh, I ain't Chinese, so I don't know the rules.

[Young Nacho]

All right. I'm gone.

[DJ Wells]

Respect.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. I don't know. A chair. Family lineage might be different.

[Young Nacho]

He wanted his kids to. To have their own struggle and learn life and work for what they're.

[Barbie]

Please don't try to teach me a lesson like that.

[Young Nacho]

No, I mean, not a lesson like that.

[Bishop B]

No.

[Young Nacho]

I struggle.

[Bishop B]

Just give your kids.

[DJ Wells]

Leave me 20 million.

[Young Nacho]

I'll try. I'll figure out the struggle. I'll be bad at math or some.

[Bishop B]

You probably see all these Hollywood kids, though, bro, get left at trustworthy. Money is kind of. They kind of shoot it down the drain, bro.

[DJ Wells]

Well, baby, that's on you. I gave you the plan.

[Bishop B]

If you could have Orlando Brown, bro, I'm cool. I guess when you die, it don't matter.

[DJ Wells]

Yeah, I can do it.

[Bishop B]

Yeah. Give it to my baby.

[Young Nacho]

Do y' all really give a. What y' all kids doing? Y' all die?

[DJ Wells]

I don't.

[Young Nacho]

You ain't gonna know.

[Bishop B]

So I. I kind of care if I got grandkids if not, what about like Bobby and Whitney it out.

[Young Nacho]

Let's see if you like watching from like the heavens and you see like your granddaughter was a star.

[Bishop B]

Baby make it count. Hey, I ain't watching my grandbaby get cracked but I'm saying that's her job. At least make the most of.

[DJ Wells]

Hey what they say we play the game the right way.

[Bishop B]

I'm just saying. What are we here for?

[DJ Wells]

You if you want to play the right way.

[Young Nacho]

No play.

[DJ Wells]

To my dog be here we up man Appreciate you gang man Shout out to the gift man. Shout out to the production team man. You deserve it my dog. We appreciate y'. All. Shout out to Boost mobile man. Shout out to StockX shout out to Hard Rock Bet we appreciate y'. All. We'll catch y' all next time. Club520 listen tap into the Patreon subscribe, subscribe, subscribe. Shout out to Barbie. She got her own show on the network live on Patreon each and every week. Talk to the people.

[Barbie]

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[Bishop B]

Ah, there.

[Barbie]

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