Club 520 Podcast — Episode Summary

Podcast: Club 520
Host: Jeff Teague (with DJ Wells, Bishop B Henn, and Young Nacho)
Date: November 24, 2025
Episode Highlights: Draymond Green vs. Kenyon Martin "beef," Steph Curry’s new shoe deal rumors, viral NBA and sneaker debates, Jeff Teague’s Celtics playoff moments, and much more from basketball and pop culture.

Overview

This episode of Club 520 blends classic sports barbershop banter with deep dives into the NBA's latest feuds, shoe culture, and hilarious behind-the-scenes stories. Jeff Teague and crew riff on NBA legacy debates (including Draymond/Kenyon beef), sneaker culture, hilarious party mishaps from Jeff’s playing days, and the drama around Steph Curry's next shoe deal. The vibe is irreverent and extremely funny, keeping the signature Club 520 tone of “locker-room storytelling meets sports talk show.”

Main Topics & Key Segments

1. The Great Sneaker Debate and Nostalgia (07:11–12:22)

• Mid vs. Low Air Force Ones:
  The crew revisit the controversy around “mid” Air Force Ones, taking issue with younger sneakerheads rewriting history.
  • "The youngins, bro. They trying to say the middies was weak. Then people on the internet trying to rewrite history, saying they're trash..." — DJ Wells (07:52)
  • "The all-white mids, elite. I will not ever let them disrespect. That is elite." — DJ Wells (08:17)
  • Discussion expands to other mid vs. low-top iconic silhouettes and Adidas collabs.
• Hoop Shoes with Jeans:
  They poke fun at how social rules around sneakers and denim have changed.
  • "Back in the day, everybody wore shit with whatever they had on at one point." — DJ Wells (10:08)
  • "Every Jordan, technically, every shoe was a hoop shoe..." — Young Nacho (10:49)

2. Draymond Green vs. Kenyon Martin Debate (13:31–16:04)

• The group break down the online “beef” between Draymond Green and Kenyon Martin over legacy and style of play:
  • "I don't look at Draymond as an individual player...I look at him as the ultimate team player." — Young Nacho (14:40)
  • "They two different players. At some point, you gotta break down skill for skill." — Bishop (14:30)
• Reminiscing about how tough the power forward spot was in Kenyon's era vs. Draymond’s team impact.

3. Hilarious NBA Player Stories — “The Pool Party Fiasco” (24:02–31:11)

• Jeff (Nacho) tells the legendary story of a party gone wrong during his second NBA season, involving a bubble bath-filled jacuzzi, floating “chips,” and ultimate embarrassment:
  • "My brother put bubble bath in the Jacuzzi. The whole house filled with suds... She's sittin' in there, and like, something started floating..." — Young Nacho (24:02)
  • "That warm water relaxed her bowels. Disgusting as..." — Barbie (25:21)
  • "And what made it even worse is that she came back over a lot of times. She was our partner. Like, we ain't say nothing. Nobody kneeled her..." — Young Nacho (31:06)

4. Trap Christmas Carols & the Soundtrack You’d Want for the Holidays (31:38–39:09)

• If you could pick a non-Christmas song for caroling, what would it be?
  • "Probably my anthem... ‘Tip Drill.’ I love that song, bro. Nelly is a genius." — Bishop (32:43)
  • "Mine's would be a Wale song... Probably like Nike Boots..." — Young Nacho (34:07)
  • Hilarious debate follows about which club and rap songs would make the most legendary “trap” Christmas carols.

5. Versus Battles: Lil Wayne vs. Jay-Z, Cash Money vs. Roc Nation (35:20–39:09)

• Heated discussion about fantasy Verzuz battles:
  • "Does anybody believe Lil Wayne can win [a battle vs. Jay-Z]? ...I take Wayne if we're just doing strictly versus and I get to go to my mixtape bag." — Bishop (35:49)
  • "I'm taking Hov against the field." — DJ Wells (36:11)
  • The team laughs about the insanity of Jay-Z vs. an entire label.

6. Relationship Name Games & Phone Contact Shenanigans (20:49–24:02)

• Comedy on what names people give their side pieces or exes in their phone:
  • "What is your name in his phone?" — Young Nacho (20:49)
  • "The funniest name I’ve ever been in someone’s phone was SpongeBob." — Barbie (20:58)
  • The group comes up with ridiculous alternatives: “Pizza Hut,” “Weed Man,” “Caveman,” “Photographer,” and more.

7. Going Through Phones, Cheating & Heartbreak (49:01–54:31)

• A revealing (and comedic) discussion about phone snooping, heartbreak, favorite “hoes” vs. “good girls,” and the pain of being cheated on by either.
  • "Went through a girl’s phone one day... just like a bunch of pornhood texts." — Young Nacho (49:54)
  • "Feelings don’t get hurt by hoes, they get hurt by the good girls." — Big Bank (quoted by Young Nacho, 51:10)
  • "If your favorite hoe cut you off versus your actual [girl]..." — DJ Wells (52:22)

8. Parenting, Entitlement & Brian McKnight’s Family Drama (61:10–64:47)

• Responding to viral clips of kids clowning biological parents in public
• The crew debates Brian McKnight’s controversial comments about his kids, parental responsibilities, and what “abandonment” at 25 really means.
  • "You out of pocket. You need your ass whooped regardless. Just so you keep shit in unison." — Bishop (61:32)
  • "If your kids got that mentality, it's a disconnect somewhere, bro. You ain't teaching." — Bishop (63:14)

9. The "White People Black People Don't Play About" List (67:34–75:07)

• Lighthearted, rapid-fire reaction to a viral list of “white people Black people don’t play about” (Adele, Betty White, Bob Barker, Dolly Parton, Paul Wall, Tony Hawk, etc.)
  • "Adam Sandler... He's GOAT." — Young Nacho (67:47)
  • "Adele shout out to Rich Paul... she a white woman for sure." — Bishop (67:51)
  • "Paul Wall... for sure!" — DJ Wells (73:56)
  • Hysterical comments about everyone from Bob Ross to Judge Judy and Marilyn Monroe vs. Kim Kardashian.

10. Steph Curry Shoe Deal Watch (79:09–81:22)

• The crew speculates on Steph Curry’s next big brand move:
  • "Who y’all think Steph gonna go to before we get outta here? ...Can Nike win over Steph Curry?" — Bishop (79:09)
  • "I think Steph going to Nike, man... It’d be dope if we seen him do something outside—like, with his Curry brand by itself." — Young Nacho (79:18)
  • Talk circles around the future of Steph’s golf career and the “golf aspect” of any shoe deal.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Mid Air Force Ones:
  "The all white mids, elite. I will not ever let them disrespect." — DJ Wells (08:17)
• On Draymond vs. Kenyon:
  "I don’t look at Draymond Green as an individual player... I look at him as the ultimate team player." — Young Nacho (14:40)
• On party mishaps:
  "That warm water relaxed her bowels. Disgusting as..." — Barbie (25:21)
• On heartbreak:
  "Feelings don’t get hurt by hoes; they get hurt by good girls." — Young Nacho quoting Big Bank (51:10)
• On Steph Curry's brand:
  "I think it’s at a point in his career where we deserve some fire from Steph, bro. Going forward." — DJ Wells (80:31)

Club 520’s Signature Humor

Throughout the episode, Club 520 balances basketball talk with laugh-out-loud storytelling, truly barbershop-style pop culture analysis, and viral Twitter debates—with plenty of good-natured roasting and real-life wisdom.

Notable Running Gags:

• The “Chips in the Jacuzzi” story: A party horror tale becomes group shorthand for unforgivable (and yet somehow forgivable) moments.
• Phone games: Making fun of what you call your side pieces or exes in contact lists.
• The never-ending sneaker/lifestyle nostalgia, giving due respect to “mall classics” and the era of Value City jerseys.

Key Takeaways

• Draymond vs. Kenyon: Both get their respect, but the pod leans towards appreciating Draymond’s unique team impact in this era.
• Steph Curry’s Brand Future: The crew is excited for the possibility of Curry reinventing sneaker culture with/without Nike.
• NBA Legacy: Hilarious and honest takes on all-time debates, both musical and basketball.
• Real Life & Laughs: Whether it’s viral party stories or raw relationship talk, Club 520 keeps it fun, candid, and relatable.

Time-Stamped Highlights

• 07:11 — The mid vs. low-top Air Force One argument.
• 13:31 — Draymond Green vs. Kenyon Martin breakdown.
• 24:02 — Jeff Teague’s legendary “chips in the jacuzzi” party mishap story.
• 31:38 — “Trap Christmas Carols” & music as holiday soundtrack.
• 35:20 — Lil Wayne vs. Jay-Z Verzuz fantasy.
• 49:01 — Real talk on phones, heartbreak, and favorite “hoes.”
• 61:10 — The “Thankful for my stepmom” viral kid story and Brian McKnight’s family drama.
• 67:34 — Lightning round: “White people Black people don’t play about” list.
• 79:09 — Speculation and hopes for Steph Curry’s upcoming shoe deal and legacy.

Club 520 continues to be the go-to for hoops fans who want their NBA talk with a heavy dose of culture, nostalgia, and unfiltered comedy.